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<i>Before you say anything,</i>
<i>I'm not your brother.</i>

2
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<i>I'm your half-brother.</i>

3
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What was that?

4
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Why would you begin
a conversation like that?

5
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<i>Because you are about</i>
<i>to ask me for money,</i>

6
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<i>and when I always say,
"Why should I give you money?"</i>

7
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<i>You always say,</i>
<i>"Because I am your brother,"</i>

8
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<i>and I never point out</i>
<i>you are my half-brother.</i>

9
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<i>I never say it. But things</i>
<i>happening around here lately...</i>

10
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<i>Hi, Paxton. How are</i>
<i>your erratic head movements?</i>

11
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<i>I ask</i>
<i>because I read an article.</i>

12
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Yeah, they're under control.

13
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How's the, uh,
cement art work?

14
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<i>She just sold a piece</i>
<i>for $50,000.</i>

15
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<i>A frozen waterfall.</i>

16
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<i>It felt appropriate</i>
<i>for the times.</i>

17
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How is it appropriate
for the times?

18
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<i>You know what?</i>
<i>It doesn't matter.</i>

19
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I was actually calling
to see how you were.

20
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'Cause I heard
it's bad in New York.

21
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<i>It is bad.</i>
<i>They canceled the NBA.</i>

22
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<i>We heard London's</i>
<i>under total lockdown.</i>

23
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I've been furloughed
by the way.

24
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- <i> That's great!</i>
- Yeah.

25
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Now there is literally zero
purpose to my life.

26
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<i>How is Linda?</i>

27
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Yeah, she's somewhere
in the house.

28
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<i>Is there</i>
<i>some type of issue?</i>

29
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Is there an issue?
Let me see.

30
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Convenient lie to avoid
forensic examination

31
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of our domestic circumstances
or tell the truth?

32
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Okay, convenient lie.

33
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No. There is no issue.
We are fine.

34
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<i>Can you tell her</i>
<i>I'm gonna Skype her?</i>

35
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Also, David,
I've sold my motorbike.

36
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<i>You've what?</i>

37
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Yeah, I have a buyer.
He'll pay me

38
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when we are all unlocked

39
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from this fucking prison
of psychological hell-chains.

40
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Fucking flames
of burning aloneness.

41
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The screw of isolation
until you can't tell

42
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what is your body
and what is furniture.

43
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No possibility
of revving the engine

44
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and riding away. Am I conveying
anything of my mood to you?

45
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<i>Why have you sold your bike?</i>

46
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<i>You are your bike.</i>
<i>Your bike is you.</i>

47
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Yeah, I have sold myself.

48
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I have sold my former self.

49
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I felt sorry for the bike.

50
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It deserved someone who can do
justice to its spirit.

51
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Someone who still
breaks the fucking rules.

52
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<i>So, you and Linda, what,</i>
<i>you had a fight?</i>

53
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Linda said she was planning
to end our thing,

54
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our relationship,
our whatever this ever was,

55
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because we'd grown apart,

56
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meaning that she had gone up
and I have gone down.

57
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She was planning to end it
before lockdown was announced.

58
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...droplets and moisture
because we were shouting.

59
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I said some things
and she said some things

60
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and now
we are stuck here together

61
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with the things we said

62
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echoing around the house
like fucking bells ringing.

63
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For two weeks
we are locked together here.

64
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Anyway. Truth be told,
I just wanted to hear someone's voice.

65
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<i>- And you chose us?</i>
<i>- Yeah, why not?</i>

66
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<i>What happened to Mike?</i>
<i>Your friend Mike.</i>

67
00:04:01,060 --> 00:04:03,850
Oh, no, no. Mike and I
are no longer speaking.

68
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He crossed...
My delivery!

69
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Crossed an important threshold
when, uh, when he said that

70
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the COVID virus
was the consequence

71
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of the secret release by Jews
of alien DNA

72
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into the
water sprinkling system

73
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of a Chinese golf resort.

74
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<i> It looks like</i>
<i>your food has arrived,</i>

75
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<i>- so we'll let you go.</i>
- It's not food, it's a sandwich.

76
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<i>Yeah, hang in, brother.</i>

77
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- Half-brother.
- - <i> Tell Linda</i> <i>I'm gonna call her.</i>

78
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Yeah, I'll leave her a note.
Just to compound the oddness.

79
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<i> The stark reality</i>
<i>of fighting Coronavirus...</i>

80
00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:43,930
<i>...Trafalgar Square in London</i>
<i>usually crowded.</i>

81
00:04:44,020 --> 00:04:46,850
<i>Evidence of social distancing</i>
<i>in action.</i>

82
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<i>In this critically</i>
<i>important time,</i>

83
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<i>the Prime Minister</i>
<i>Boris Johnson himself infected,</i>

84
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<i>but been sharing...</i>

85
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Maria, hey!
Is everything okay?

86
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<i>Oh, yeah, yeah.</i>
<i>Everything's great.</i>

87
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<i>You know, we're staying strong.</i>
<i>Yeah, we just talked to Paxton.</i>

88
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Hmm. Yes, I head. Some of it.
I put a pillow over my head.

89
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<i>He said you had symptoms.</i>

90
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It passed I think. I hope.
I don't know.

91
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<i>Oh, green smoothie.</i>
<i>You must send me that recipe.</i>

92
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It's not a recipe,
it's an action.

93
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You just put the green stuff in
and press the on button.

94
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<i>How are things</i>
<i>with you and Paxton?</i>

95
00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:42,310
<i>Is everything okay?</i>

96
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You know
everything is not okay.

97
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Not only
is everything not okay,

98
00:05:48,020 --> 00:05:49,390
nothing is okay.

99
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Everything is never okay.
Even his name is not okay.

100
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This is him speaking. He says
even his name is a predictor of doom.

101
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That's how he is lately.

102
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He's changed so much.

103
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<i>Oh, we all change.</i>

104
00:06:01,850 --> 00:06:03,970
<i>I mean, Linda, you've evolved,</i>
<i>he's mutated.</i>

105
00:06:04,060 --> 00:06:05,770
<i>He needs some help.</i>

106
00:06:05,850 --> 00:06:07,470
<i>- I read an article...</i>
- Do you know he said the other day

107
00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:10,640
that any man over 35
who rides a bus is a failure?

108
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- He rides the bus every day.
- Or he used to.

109
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He does it to torture himself.

110
00:06:14,293 --> 00:06:16,100
<i>No man is ever really fully conscious,
not really.</i>

111
00:06:16,180 --> 00:06:17,970
<i>So, I heard</i>
<i>he's selling his motorbike.</i>

112
00:06:18,060 --> 00:06:19,350
<i>That's a big step.</i>

113
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Yeah, we both agreed
that he needed some time,

114
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so he's planning on using
the money from selling the bike

115
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to go to Kazakhstan
to think about his life.

116
00:06:25,220 --> 00:06:26,810
<i>Why Kazakhstan?</i>

117
00:06:28,220 --> 00:06:31,680
We went on a road trip there
ten years ago.

118
00:06:31,770 --> 00:06:33,970
Ten years ago?
A million years ago.

119
00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:37,640
Anyway, now he is stuck here,
and I am stuck here.

120
00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:41,140
<i>- Linda, is there someone else?</i>
- Nope, just me and him.

121
00:06:41,220 --> 00:06:43,560
<i>No, I mean, like,</i>
<i>another man.</i>

122
00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:45,680
- No.
<i>- A woman?</i>

123
00:06:46,810 --> 00:06:47,850
What?

124
00:06:47,930 --> 00:06:50,060
<i>I was just speculating.</i>

125
00:06:50,140 --> 00:06:52,970
<i>Thinking about that night we came
to London and you and I went too far.</i>

126
00:06:53,060 --> 00:06:57,310
Oh, that was just weed
and curiosity.

127
00:06:57,390 --> 00:06:59,350
<i>We both had orgasms, Linda.</i>

128
00:06:59,430 --> 00:07:01,850
You know they say these calls
aren't really the most secure.

129
00:07:01,930 --> 00:07:04,060
<i>I think</i>
<i>about that night sometimes.</i>

130
00:07:04,140 --> 00:07:06,100
- You do?
<i>- Yeah, don't you?</i>

131
00:07:06,180 --> 00:07:09,270
Mmm... Listen, Maria,
I've been on Skype and Zoom calls all day.

132
00:07:09,350 --> 00:07:11,680
The office is locked down. I
really gotta get some sleep.

133
00:07:11,770 --> 00:07:13,430
<i>- Okay, bye.</i>
- Bye.

134
00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:16,390
<i>- I love you.</i>
- What?

135
00:07:23,390 --> 00:07:24,850
God.

136
00:07:38,350 --> 00:07:40,310
Paxton, are you
going somewhere?

137
00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:42,810
Where would I be going?

138
00:07:42,890 --> 00:07:45,220
Why is the hose
in your exhaust?

139
00:07:47,060 --> 00:07:48,810
I was just gonna
take a selfie.

140
00:07:48,890 --> 00:07:50,890
Someone at work texted me
and asked how I was

141
00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:52,140
coping with lockdown.

142
00:07:52,220 --> 00:07:53,720
So I was gonna send
a photo of myself

143
00:07:53,810 --> 00:07:55,930
with the hose shoved
up my helmet by way of reply.

144
00:07:56,020 --> 00:07:58,140
I thought it'd be funny.

145
00:07:58,220 --> 00:08:00,810
An amusing expression
of despair.

146
00:08:00,890 --> 00:08:03,430
You were really
just gonna take a selfie?

147
00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,140
Yeah, I had the phone
in my hand.

148
00:08:05,220 --> 00:08:06,560
You weren't gonna
start the engine?

149
00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,520
And go where?
You can't go anywhere.

150
00:08:11,890 --> 00:08:15,270
I came in here and I could
smell the garage and the bike.

151
00:08:15,350 --> 00:08:20,220
And the smell... it made
me very sad for some reason.

152
00:08:20,310 --> 00:08:24,020
That shelf's covered in oil,
you're gonna get your ass covered in oil.

153
00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:26,470
- Jesus, what a day!
- Bad?

154
00:08:28,430 --> 00:08:30,350
No, just work.
I had some bad news.

155
00:08:30,430 --> 00:08:33,060
Nothing compared
to... everything.

156
00:08:33,140 --> 00:08:35,220
I really was just gonna
take a selfie, by the way.

157
00:08:35,310 --> 00:08:37,680
"By the way," "just so you know,"
"in case you were worried."

158
00:08:37,770 --> 00:08:40,220
Just... just a little game.

159
00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:43,060
Or a rehearsal.

160
00:08:44,850 --> 00:08:47,930
I'm not... Please don't think
I'm looking for anything.

161
00:08:48,020 --> 00:08:50,600
You know Maria just called me
and said that she loves me?

162
00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:51,930
- What?
- I know.

163
00:08:52,020 --> 00:08:53,520
Secrets coming out
all over the place.

164
00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,060
You got the key
to get back in?

165
00:08:55,140 --> 00:08:57,470
- No.
- I'll leave the door open for you.

166
00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:20,850
What's wrong?

167
00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:27,310
You playing
with the hoses and exhausts

168
00:09:27,390 --> 00:09:30,020
and we carry on
as if everything was normal.

169
00:09:32,890 --> 00:09:35,060
I'm not normal lately,
I know that.

170
00:09:36,850 --> 00:09:39,890
I haven't been
sleeping at all.

171
00:09:41,310 --> 00:09:43,640
I've never been normal, but...

172
00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,890
I used to be quite proud of it. Now,
I just...

173
00:09:47,270 --> 00:09:48,810
- Just what?
- I don't know.

174
00:09:48,890 --> 00:09:52,930
I'm just acutely aware
of the inconvenience it causes.

175
00:09:53,020 --> 00:09:55,720
My super analysis
of every grain of sand.

176
00:09:56,390 --> 00:09:57,850
Every word.

177
00:09:59,180 --> 00:10:02,350
Being locked up
is making it worse.

178
00:10:02,430 --> 00:10:04,850
We have to find some way of
getting through this separately.

179
00:10:04,930 --> 00:10:06,810
We're only together because
we're in the same house.

180
00:10:06,890 --> 00:10:10,970
We can sort of move around
each other until we're free...

181
00:10:11,060 --> 00:10:13,140
- What? What is it?
- Oh, nothing.

182
00:10:14,020 --> 00:10:15,680
Good night.

183
00:10:15,770 --> 00:10:17,310
It's a bit of
Christmas decoration.

184
00:10:17,390 --> 00:10:19,720
It's been there
since Christmas.

185
00:10:19,810 --> 00:10:21,850
My therapist says
I should try to tolerate it.

186
00:10:21,930 --> 00:10:23,520
To use it as a test.

187
00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:24,970
Up until now, I've been able
to live with it,

188
00:10:25,060 --> 00:10:26,890
as a test
to prove my progress.

189
00:10:26,970 --> 00:10:28,890
Well, fuck progress.

190
00:10:28,970 --> 00:10:31,100
- Why don't you take it down?
- No, my therapist says...

191
00:10:31,180 --> 00:10:34,310
- Fuck the therapist. Paxton...
- You almost did.

192
00:10:34,390 --> 00:10:35,850
Grow up. Take it down.

193
00:10:35,930 --> 00:10:37,470
If it bothers you,
take it down, okay?

194
00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:39,720
Christmas is not exactly
a great memory anyway, is it?

195
00:10:39,810 --> 00:10:42,060
Christmas is not a great
memory. I agree with you.

196
00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,310
Beginning of the end for us,
don't you think?

197
00:10:45,390 --> 00:10:47,100
That was way before Christmas
for me.

198
00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:52,310
Sorry.

199
00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:54,560
Why do people think
honesty is good?

200
00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:00,640
What are you doing
about therapy anyway?

201
00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:02,470
I'm doing it on Zoom.

202
00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:04,890
My therapist has antlers
on his wall.

203
00:11:04,970 --> 00:11:07,100
These are extraordinary
circumstances, Paxton.

204
00:11:07,180 --> 00:11:08,770
You can't live with a woman
who has dumped you

205
00:11:08,850 --> 00:11:10,600
and a piece of tinsel
on the ceiling.

206
00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:13,350
- Have we decided to laugh about all this?
- Why not?

207
00:11:13,430 --> 00:11:14,930
Nothing else we can do there,
is there?

208
00:11:15,020 --> 00:11:16,180
Do you want a chair?

209
00:11:17,180 --> 00:11:18,680
Sure.

210
00:11:26,430 --> 00:11:28,270
Bravo.

211
00:11:28,350 --> 00:11:30,350
- Fuck! That's better.
- Hang on.

212
00:11:37,220 --> 00:11:39,890
You know, when I saw you
in the garage I thought...

213
00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:44,890
"Was it really me on the back
of your bike all those years ago?"

214
00:11:46,390 --> 00:11:47,720
Yeah, it was you.

215
00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:51,640
Hanging on and screaming.

216
00:11:53,890 --> 00:11:55,270
Well, that's what
I'm doing now.

217
00:11:55,350 --> 00:11:56,930
Hanging on and screaming,
but you can't hear me.

218
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,890
Nobody can.
Anyway, good night.

219
00:12:00,310 --> 00:12:02,470
Screaming about what?

220
00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:06,850
What are you screaming about?
I'm the one that's screaming!

221
00:12:24,220 --> 00:12:25,310
Hello, stranger!

222
00:12:28,020 --> 00:12:30,720
- Hi.
- How are you?

223
00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:33,890
Terrible. You?

224
00:12:34,350 --> 00:12:35,470
Awful.

225
00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:43,470
Hello!

226
00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:47,390
Does anyone here in our lovely Portland
Street prison want to hear a little poem?

227
00:12:48,470 --> 00:12:50,390
I read a lot of poetry

228
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:53,720
and I've read even more lately
'cause I can't sleep.

229
00:12:53,810 --> 00:12:55,640
It's actually quite a nice way
to discover

230
00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:58,020
that you're not the only human
being on earth who's fucked up.

231
00:12:58,100 --> 00:12:59,270
Paxton!

232
00:13:00,270 --> 00:13:02,350
What the fuck
are you doing?

233
00:13:02,430 --> 00:13:04,640
I'm entertaining
our fellow inmates.

234
00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:08,680
This poem
is called<i> Stand Up!</i>

235
00:13:08,770 --> 00:13:10,560
It's by D.H. Lawrence,
by the way.

236
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,600
"By the way," "just so you know,"
"in case you were worried."

237
00:13:15,180 --> 00:13:16,430
All right, here goes.

238
00:13:17,390 --> 00:13:20,470
"Stand up,
but not for Jesus!"

239
00:13:21,310 --> 00:13:23,350
It's a little late for that.

240
00:13:23,430 --> 00:13:25,890
Stand up for justice
and a jolly life.

241
00:13:25,970 --> 00:13:27,520
I'll hold your hat.

242
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:32,470
Stand up, stand up for justice,
ye swindled little blokes!

243
00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:36,890
Stand up and do some punching,
give 'em a few hard pokes.

244
00:13:36,970 --> 00:13:42,470
Stand up for a new arrangement
for a chance of life all round,

245
00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:46,640
for freedom
and the fun of living,

246
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:49,140
"break in,
and hold the ground!"

247
00:13:53,970 --> 00:13:55,180
Thank you.

248
00:13:55,270 --> 00:13:57,600
Sorry if I woke you.

249
00:13:57,680 --> 00:14:00,180
But I am going
slightly mad lately.

250
00:14:01,310 --> 00:14:04,180
My advice to everyone

251
00:14:04,270 --> 00:14:06,930
is to use these strange
times we're all going through

252
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:10,060
to steal all the things
that you think life owes you.

253
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,770
Go to sleep,
you bloody tosser!

254
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:13,350
Yeah, well, if I could
I would.

255
00:14:13,430 --> 00:14:15,020
Hey, leave him be, mate!

256
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:17,850
And if I come across any other
good poems, I'll share it.

257
00:14:17,930 --> 00:14:19,600
We love it!

258
00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:20,970
Good night, Portland Street.

259
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,390
Night, night!

260
00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:23,890
Thank you!

261
00:14:37,890 --> 00:14:40,890
God, please let me sleep.

262
00:14:59,890 --> 00:15:01,350
I swear to God!

263
00:15:01,430 --> 00:15:03,890
What the fuck are you doing
in my garden?

264
00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:06,640
You all right?

265
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:09,390
- We're just gathering these.
- They're just poppies.

266
00:15:09,470 --> 00:15:10,930
They're bulbs of poppies.

267
00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:12,770
All the dealers in our estate
have been arrested,

268
00:15:12,850 --> 00:15:16,060
because they're the only people
out on the streets, innit?

269
00:15:16,140 --> 00:15:19,430
With these poppy bulbs,
you can make a sort of opium.

270
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,520
You just slit the skins
and juice comes out.

271
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:23,850
How did you know
they were here?

272
00:15:23,930 --> 00:15:26,470
We live in that tower block
up there, bro.

273
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:29,270
Friend of ours has a telescope.
He's into stars and shit.

274
00:15:29,350 --> 00:15:31,520
We've been looking down
on houses for a laugh.

275
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:35,430
Looking through windows and then
we saw all these growing in your garden.

276
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:38,060
What the fuck are they all
doing growing in my garden?

277
00:15:38,140 --> 00:15:41,020
I think hippies used to squat
in these houses in the '70s.

278
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:43,810
I think they grew them
and they just went wild.

279
00:15:43,890 --> 00:15:45,640
How do you refine
the juice?

280
00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:48,640
You don't. You just drip it
onto tobacco and then smoke it.

281
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:51,520
Or you can mix it with
Coca-Cola if you want and drink it.

282
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:55,060
Yeah, well,
I don't smoke anymore or drink Coca-Cola,

283
00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:57,350
or do drugs of any kind,

284
00:15:57,430 --> 00:16:02,560
but back in the bad old days I
did smoke quite a lot of heroin.

285
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,140
This is not
as strong as heroin.

286
00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:06,720
It's quite a gentle hit.

287
00:16:06,810 --> 00:16:08,140
- It's organic, bro.
- Organic?

288
00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:09,770
Yeah.

289
00:16:09,850 --> 00:16:12,350
That would explain
the hedgehog.

290
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:17,180
There's a hedgehog in this garden
who is unusually friendly and relaxed.

291
00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:27,390
Would a very small amount
help you sleep, do you think?

292
00:16:27,470 --> 00:16:30,520
You sleep like a baby.
Smooths everything out.

293
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:33,640
- No mean voices in the night.
- No mean voices in the night.

294
00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:37,140
That would be nice.
Well, well, well.

295
00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:19,350
Paxton!

296
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:41,350
Paxton, for fuck's sake!

297
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,060
Hey, Toby!

298
00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:08,850
<i>- Hi.</i>
- Hey, how's the cough?

299
00:18:08,930 --> 00:18:11,810
<i>A bit better I think.</i>
<i>How are you?</i>

300
00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:13,770
I had it I think,
but it's passed.

301
00:18:13,850 --> 00:18:16,220
I hope.
It's like a Valkyrie.

302
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,220
<i>What?</i>

303
00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:20,310
It's a Viking spirit who,
before battles, decides

304
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,770
who will live
and who will die.

305
00:18:22,850 --> 00:18:27,850
Valkyries, uh,
make their choices with no reason.

306
00:18:27,930 --> 00:18:30,600
No morality,
no good or bad.

307
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:33,520
It's just so unfair how some
people get so sick and some don't.

308
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:36,430
<i>Toby, you're back.</i>
<i>How are you?</i>

309
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:38,390
<i>Gangster. Thank you.</i>

310
00:18:38,470 --> 00:18:41,140
<i>- Hello!</i>
- Donald!

311
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,520
You got a tie on.

312
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,180
<i>One of my father's old ones.</i>

313
00:18:45,270 --> 00:18:48,600
<i>I've become nostalgic</i>
<i>for old-fashioned formality.</i>

314
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:52,640
<i>On these Zoom things,
I always imagine every man has an erection.</i>

315
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:53,930
Ooh!

316
00:18:54,020 --> 00:18:55,680
<i>Donald, is that</i>
<i>your house?</i>

317
00:18:55,770 --> 00:18:59,850
<i>Uh, no. I'm at my mother's.</i>
<i>Anthony threw me out.</i>

318
00:19:01,810 --> 00:19:06,060
Oh! That's not allowed,
is it?

319
00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:09,770
<i>We had an awful night,</i>
<i>and everything came out.</i>

320
00:19:09,850 --> 00:19:12,350
<i>We found out we, uh,</i>
<i>hate each other. So...</i>

321
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,350
<i> Hi!</i>

322
00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:19,890
Uh, Melissa. Hey,
how is Italy? I hear it's bad there.

323
00:19:19,970 --> 00:19:21,560
<i>No, I'm in Sweden.</i>

324
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,770
- What?
<i>- Look.</i>

325
00:19:25,970 --> 00:19:27,600
<i>You can go to bars here.</i>

326
00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:30,640
Hmm. Is anybody
obeying the rules?

327
00:19:43,970 --> 00:19:47,020
After ten years sober,
that was fucking smart.

328
00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:53,270
Wait, who are we waiting for?

329
00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:56,720
<i>- Timothy, I think.</i>
<i>- Oh, is Timothy okay?</i>

330
00:19:56,810 --> 00:19:58,390
<i>Why wouldn't he be?</i>

331
00:19:58,470 --> 00:20:00,770
<i>Well,
he's got an underlying health condition.</i>

332
00:20:00,850 --> 00:20:02,770
<i>- Do you know which one?</i>
<i>- No.</i>

333
00:20:02,850 --> 00:20:04,270
<i>He just seemed</i>
<i>like a sort of person</i>

334
00:20:04,350 --> 00:20:06,270
<i>who would have</i>
<i>an underlying health condition.</i>

335
00:20:06,350 --> 00:20:08,560
Shall we just start
without Timothy?

336
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:12,430
<i>By the way,</i>
<i>I am also wearing shoes.</i>

337
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,140
Seriously,
we should start.

338
00:20:14,220 --> 00:20:17,470
I have something to say.
Something important.

339
00:20:19,930 --> 00:20:23,140
Oh, um, hang on. Oh,
it's a message from Timothy.

340
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:29,520
- God!
<i>- Has he got it?</i>

341
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,310
"Dear, Linda.
As of 9:00 a.m. this morning,

342
00:20:31,390 --> 00:20:33,060
I am resigning my position
at Miracore Media

343
00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:35,680
with immediate effect. I
have had time alone to think

344
00:20:35,770 --> 00:20:37,470
and I've realized
that what this company does

345
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,310
is just self-indulgent
media bullshit,

346
00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:41,970
supporting corrosive international
capitalism around the world.

347
00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:44,560
We should be using our
creativity to save the planet,

348
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:48,140
not sell handbags to the
wives of fascist dictators.

349
00:20:48,220 --> 00:20:50,810
"Yours in isolation. Timothy."

350
00:20:50,890 --> 00:20:56,270
<i>Just been watching David
Attenborough documentaries, I imagine.</i>

351
00:20:56,350 --> 00:20:57,560
<i>Did he snap?</i>

352
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:59,430
Okay, so there's no need
to wait for Timothy.

353
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,560
Let's get this done.

354
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,520
<i>Sounds awfully grave, Linda.</i>

355
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:06,520
- <i> Daddy, Daddy.</i>
<i>- Shh. Daddy's on a call.</i>

356
00:21:10,430 --> 00:21:13,970
Yesterday, I had a very long Zoom
call with head office in Chicago.

357
00:21:14,060 --> 00:21:16,680
All continents
were represented.

358
00:21:16,770 --> 00:21:18,640
And it seems
that all over the world

359
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,850
the company is facing the
same issues at this difficult time.

360
00:21:21,930 --> 00:21:25,220
As CEO of Miracore UK,
it is my...

361
00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:29,350
unfortunate duty
to let you know

362
00:21:29,430 --> 00:21:33,060
that there will be some furloughing
of employees across the board.

363
00:21:34,470 --> 00:21:36,720
And also a number
of compulsory redundancies

364
00:21:36,810 --> 00:21:39,470
effective from today.

365
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:46,680
<i>I assume the Inuit system of leaving
the old on the ice will be in play.</i>

366
00:21:46,770 --> 00:21:49,640
<i>Donald, please don't jump</i>
<i>to conclusions.</i>

367
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,520
<i>Linda, what do you mean?</i>

368
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:54,310
Uh, in normal times,
I would've gathered everyone into a room...

369
00:21:54,390 --> 00:21:56,310
<i> Everyone?</i>

370
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:02,560
Everyone on this Zoom call
is on this call

371
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:05,180
because all of your positions have
been deemed no longer sustainable,

372
00:22:05,270 --> 00:22:09,020
and as of today your contracts of
employment with Miracore will be terminated.

373
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:13,640
<i>Okay.</i>

374
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,560
<i>I'm glad I'm home.</i>

375
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,640
<i>I'm going to feed</i>
<i>the fucking chickens.</i>

376
00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:21,850
<i>This is really bad, Linda.</i>
<i>How do you sleep?</i>

377
00:22:23,270 --> 00:22:24,600
<i> Hello!</i>

378
00:22:25,850 --> 00:22:27,770
Hello.

379
00:22:27,850 --> 00:22:30,100
<i> Look at my dinosaur.</i>

380
00:22:34,970 --> 00:22:36,560
<i>Daddy...</i>

381
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,060
Malcolm, I thought
being furloughed

382
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:40,930
meant that the government
pays your wages,

383
00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:42,390
but you don't do any work.

384
00:22:42,470 --> 00:22:43,970
<i> Yeah, it does,</i>
<i>it does, it does.</i>

385
00:22:44,060 --> 00:22:45,390
<i>But COVID</i>
<i>makes everything different.</i>

386
00:22:45,470 --> 00:22:47,310
<i>So sad. So sad.</i>

387
00:22:47,390 --> 00:22:50,970
<i>All of this is impacting on
everyone in my pastoral care.</i>

388
00:22:51,060 --> 00:22:53,270
Yeah, but I'm not in
your pastoral care, right?

389
00:22:53,350 --> 00:22:54,850
I work for you.

390
00:22:54,930 --> 00:22:56,430
And all I wanna know is,

391
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:59,060
if I am furloughed,
why are you asking me to work?

392
00:22:59,140 --> 00:23:00,180
It's illegal, isn't it?

393
00:23:00,270 --> 00:23:01,390
<i>I'm a Christian man.</i>

394
00:23:01,470 --> 00:23:03,270
We all know that you are
a Christian man.

395
00:23:03,350 --> 00:23:05,180
<i>You say it like I ram it</i>
<i>down your throats.</i>

396
00:23:05,270 --> 00:23:07,060
<i>I do not ram it down</i>
<i>your fucking throat.</i>

397
00:23:07,140 --> 00:23:10,060
Malcolm, just tell me,
what is it that you want me to do?

398
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,720
<i>We have a situation, Paxton.</i>

399
00:23:11,810 --> 00:23:13,890
Yeah, I'm leaving this call
unless you tell me.

400
00:23:13,970 --> 00:23:15,180
I sat through your prayer.

401
00:23:15,270 --> 00:23:16,970
<i>I begin every FaceTime</i>
<i>with a prayer.</i>

402
00:23:17,060 --> 00:23:18,970
<i>My choice. Right?</i>
<i>I'm the boss.</i>

403
00:23:19,060 --> 00:23:22,310
Yeah, you are the boss. So
what do you want me to do, boss?

404
00:23:22,390 --> 00:23:25,640
<i>Due to lockdown, all the major department
stores in the West End are closing.</i>

405
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:28,520
<i>B2B Pro Freight Services are
among several freight companies</i>

406
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:33,520
<i>which have been asked to transport valuable
retail items from the West End outlets</i>

407
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:37,350
<i>to secure storage facilities</i>
<i>in shitholes like Dagenham.</i>

408
00:23:37,430 --> 00:23:40,890
<i>The fabric, Paxton,
of our society is torn, you see that.</i>

409
00:23:40,970 --> 00:23:45,220
<i>Fears of rioting and looting.</i>
<i>Pestilence. Apocalyptic words.</i>

410
00:23:45,310 --> 00:23:48,060
I'm giving you ten seconds to tell
me what it is you want me to do.

411
00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:48,875
Ten, nine, eight...

412
00:23:48,899 --> 00:23:50,970
<i>Because of this crisis,
we urgently need drivers.</i>

413
00:23:51,060 --> 00:23:53,180
<i>- Drivers like you.</i>
- ...seven, six, five...

414
00:23:53,270 --> 00:23:55,640
<i>Department stores only allow their
goods to be transported by drivers</i>

415
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:58,770
<i>- who do not have criminal records.</i>
- ...three, two...

416
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,220
<i>I repeat.</i>

417
00:24:01,310 --> 00:24:04,850
<i>B2B Pro Freight Services</i>
<i>have urgent need for drivers</i>

418
00:24:04,930 --> 00:24:08,970
<i>registered to us who do not</i>
<i>have criminal records.</i>

419
00:24:09,060 --> 00:24:11,020
So why are you
talking to me?

420
00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:13,850
<i>I have contracts to carry
valuables from 16 department stores</i>

421
00:24:13,930 --> 00:24:17,520
<i>across London, and they all want
everything out in the next four days.</i>

422
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,850
<i>And I only have</i>
<i>two fucking drivers.</i>

423
00:24:19,930 --> 00:24:21,310
So what's your solution?

424
00:24:21,390 --> 00:24:25,220
<i>Deception. Forgiveness.</i>
<i>Redemption. Bunce.</i>

425
00:24:25,310 --> 00:24:26,640
What the fuck is bunce?

426
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,560
<i>Old East End word</i>
<i>for cash, Paxton,</i>

427
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:30,350
<i>in return</i>
<i>for grand deception.</i>

428
00:24:30,430 --> 00:24:33,060
<i>Facilitated by my forgiveness</i>
<i>and your redemption.</i>

429
00:24:33,140 --> 00:24:34,720
All right, get there.
Get there, Malcolm.

430
00:24:34,810 --> 00:24:37,140
<i>I've printed off an ID</i>
<i>with a security level A2.</i>

431
00:24:37,220 --> 00:24:39,270
<i>Clean. With your photo on it</i>
<i>and a name.</i>

432
00:24:39,350 --> 00:24:41,350
<i>It is not your name.</i>

433
00:24:41,430 --> 00:24:42,970
<i>I can't officially take you off
furlough and give you this work,</i>

434
00:24:43,060 --> 00:24:45,180
<i>because you used to be</i>
<i>a bike slag,</i>

435
00:24:45,270 --> 00:24:47,520
<i>so I will have to pretend you are
someone else and pay you in cash.</i>

436
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,930
<i>You've worked for this company</i>
<i>as a driver for seven years.</i>

437
00:24:50,020 --> 00:24:51,560
<i>And I have never had</i>
<i>a single complaint.</i>

438
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,600
<i>You've only ever driven</i>
<i>low value packages,</i>

439
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:56,350
<i>but I believe you are a man</i>
<i>who can be trusted.</i>

440
00:24:58,810 --> 00:25:00,180
That I am.

441
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,680
Yeah, I can be trusted.

442
00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:05,520
I mean, what happened
was a long time ago.

443
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:06,770
<i>Yeah, I don't wanna to know.</i>

444
00:25:06,850 --> 00:25:08,640
No, it was biker versus biker.

445
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,600
<i>The Lord forgives. B2B
Pro Freight Services forgives.</i>

446
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,430
If it wasn't for the fucking
convictions from that night,

447
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,270
my whole life would've been
radically different.

448
00:25:15,350 --> 00:25:17,180
<i>Two hundred a day in cash.</i>

449
00:25:17,270 --> 00:25:20,350
I don't care about the cash. I
wanna make a deal with you, Malcolm.

450
00:25:20,430 --> 00:25:22,390
Look, I will do this
on the condition

451
00:25:22,470 --> 00:25:25,310
that when this is all over, you will
consider me for a clerical position.

452
00:25:25,390 --> 00:25:27,020
My entire life
has been fucked up

453
00:25:27,100 --> 00:25:28,770
because of things I did
on one night.

454
00:25:28,850 --> 00:25:30,270
My wife...

455
00:25:30,350 --> 00:25:32,060
My wife has grown out of me,

456
00:25:32,140 --> 00:25:34,930
because I am still Mr. Fuck-All
behind the wheel of a van.

457
00:25:35,020 --> 00:25:36,520
I am not stupid.

458
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:37,600
I read poetry.

459
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:38,770
I could be someone.

460
00:25:38,850 --> 00:25:40,430
<i>I've got another call,</i>
<i>Paxton.</i>

461
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,060
<i>It is a very busy time,</i>
<i>the West End is going mad.</i>

462
00:25:42,140 --> 00:25:43,350
<i>Will you do it?</i>

463
00:25:43,430 --> 00:25:44,720
All right, if I do this
for you, Malcolm,

464
00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:47,060
I want you to practice
what you preach.

465
00:25:47,140 --> 00:25:50,470
About forgiveness,
and lost sheep and redemption,

466
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,970
all of it, and give me
a chance to come off the road.

467
00:25:53,060 --> 00:25:54,680
<i>Everything</i>
<i>is possible, Paxton.</i>

468
00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:56,680
<i>God bless you.</i>

469
00:25:56,770 --> 00:25:58,640
<i>Selfridges, Thursday. Harvey Nichols,
Friday. Harrods on Saturday.</i>

470
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:00,470
- Right, yeah.
<i>- I will e-mail your full itinerary</i>

471
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:01,970
<i>and your new identity.</i>

472
00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:04,890
Okay, okay. And after...
After Harrods on Saturday...

473
00:26:04,970 --> 00:26:06,600
<i>God bless you, Paxton.</i>

474
00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:15,310
Shit.

475
00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:51,680
<i>Hey, Linda,</i>
<i>how's lockdown?</i>

476
00:26:51,770 --> 00:26:54,020
It's pretty bad.

477
00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:55,520
How's Chicago?

478
00:26:56,220 --> 00:26:57,520
<i>I'm in Vermont.</i>

479
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,600
<i>Yeah, moved the family</i>
<i>out to Vermont.</i>

480
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:03,180
<i>We're all here crazy happy.</i>

481
00:27:03,270 --> 00:27:07,020
<i>Kids make a lot of noise,
so I got these new AirPods Pro.</i>

482
00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:10,390
<i>Noise canceling. They work, like,
you literally can't hear anything.</i>

483
00:27:10,470 --> 00:27:12,180
No, I don't have those.

484
00:27:13,140 --> 00:27:15,180
<i>I can see in your face</i>

485
00:27:15,270 --> 00:27:18,310
<i>that you, uh, spoke to the guys at
Events and delivered the update.</i>

486
00:27:18,390 --> 00:27:21,520
Update. Yeah.
Yeah, I updated them.

487
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,060
<i>Did you read them</i>
<i>my message?</i>

488
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,560
The stuff
about the Miracore family?

489
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:31,140
No, no, no, I didn't think
that would translate. Um...

490
00:27:31,220 --> 00:27:36,350
<i>Linda, I wrote that message from
the heart. I really meant what I said.</i>

491
00:27:36,430 --> 00:27:38,430
<i>I can't believe you didn't</i>
<i>read it out to them.</i>

492
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:41,430
I didn't think it was appropriate
to say that "Miracore is a family

493
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:43,310
and there comes a time
in every family's life

494
00:27:43,390 --> 00:27:46,140
when it's best if some family
members fly the nest."

495
00:27:47,390 --> 00:27:48,890
<i>Why is that not appropriate?</i>

496
00:27:49,020 --> 00:27:50,520
Because they're not
flying the nest, are they?

497
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,180
They're being
thrown out of the nest

498
00:27:53,270 --> 00:27:54,770
into the long grass
under the tree.

499
00:27:54,850 --> 00:27:56,770
<i>There's no tree.</i>
<i>What tree?</i>

500
00:27:56,850 --> 00:27:59,270
It's your nest, Guy. You came
up with the analogy of the nest.

501
00:27:59,350 --> 00:28:00,970
So there has to be a tree.

502
00:28:01,060 --> 00:28:02,600
<i>Do you have</i>
<i>a temperature, Linda?</i>

503
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:07,680
Um, there are two big events which
were already set up when lockdown began.

504
00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:09,430
One was at Westfield,

505
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,350
the other one was the Eve
Schwarz store takeover at Harrods.

506
00:28:11,430 --> 00:28:13,270
But both Westfield and Harrods
have closed their door.

507
00:28:13,350 --> 00:28:14,560
<i>I love Harrods.</i>

508
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:16,430
Yeah, I love Harrods, too.

509
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,560
I worked there for five years,
they were the happiest of my life.

510
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,600
Anyway, the launch of Eve Schwarz
collection was going to be huge,

511
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,600
so I chose Harrods because
of its size and level of security.

512
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,560
<i>You chose? I thought Melissa
was head of events strategy.</i>

513
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:30,270
Yeah. Sometimes I questioned
her... It doesn't matter.

514
00:28:30,350 --> 00:28:33,600
<i>You've been carrying that</i>
<i>department a long time.</i>

515
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,140
Yeah, well, they were family,
weren't they?

516
00:28:36,220 --> 00:28:38,140
And that's what
you do with family.

517
00:28:38,220 --> 00:28:40,100
You carry them until you get a
direction from Chicago to drop them,

518
00:28:40,180 --> 00:28:41,970
and then
you dutifully drop them.

519
00:28:42,060 --> 00:28:44,140
Anyway, at Harrods, we have
five million dollars worth of jewelry,

520
00:28:44,220 --> 00:28:46,470
clothing and accessories
already installed for the catwalk

521
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,020
and store takeover
under Miracore liability.

522
00:28:49,100 --> 00:28:50,600
And that includes
the Harris Diamond

523
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,640
which was to be
the centerpiece of the show.

524
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,970
<i>The Harris Diamond is under</i>
<i>our insurance liability?</i>

525
00:28:56,060 --> 00:28:57,390
It's, um...

526
00:28:57,470 --> 00:29:01,520
It's safe in the Harrods'
secure vault, but, yes.

527
00:29:04,100 --> 00:29:07,350
I suggested to the people
at Eve Schwarz

528
00:29:07,430 --> 00:29:10,060
that we put everything into Harrods'
secure storage as quickly as possible

529
00:29:10,140 --> 00:29:11,890
until this, um...

530
00:29:12,020 --> 00:29:14,350
Uh, until this situation
is ended.

531
00:29:14,430 --> 00:29:17,140
But we have a problem
with insurance. You see...

532
00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:23,850
So, Eve Schwarz's
insurance policy

533
00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:25,680
means that they are not
allowed to store their merchandise

534
00:29:25,770 --> 00:29:27,520
except under their own
corporate supervision.

535
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,350
So the merchandise

536
00:29:29,430 --> 00:29:31,640
will have to be taken out of the
store in secure transportation.

537
00:29:32,930 --> 00:29:34,970
Anyway, the stores
are allocating for collection.

538
00:29:35,060 --> 00:29:38,180
We have Westfield on Friday,
Harrods on Saturday.

539
00:29:38,270 --> 00:29:40,970
<i>And then we discuss</i>
<i>your role and your salary.</i>

540
00:29:41,060 --> 00:29:44,140
<i>There'll be a lot</i>
<i>of new responsibilities.</i>

541
00:29:44,220 --> 00:29:49,930
<i>-Things are changing.</i>
-That's excellent news. Thank you.

542
00:29:50,020 --> 00:29:51,930
<i>Say hello to London.</i>

543
00:29:52,020 --> 00:29:54,600
- Enjoy Vermont.
<i>- You bet.</i>

544
00:29:57,770 --> 00:30:00,060
What? Oh, fuck! Quinn!

545
00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:11,520
I'm going to the land
of the Walking Dead

546
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:12,470
to buy some milk.

547
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:13,890
Do we need anything else?

548
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:19,560
I say the word "we" without any
attempt to suggest a unified entity,

549
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:23,270
but there's no point in us both going
separately to get our own provisions.

550
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,060
It's getting rough
out there.

551
00:30:26,140 --> 00:30:27,640
And increasingly, I think

552
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:29,600
people like me who have
spent time in real prison

553
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:31,270
are thriving
in this new reality.

554
00:30:31,350 --> 00:30:33,930
Oh, you know what, Paxton,
fuck it. Come in.

555
00:30:36,220 --> 00:30:41,600
All right, Paxton, here it is. In
addition to milk, I need cigarettes.

556
00:30:44,390 --> 00:30:45,046
What?

557
00:30:45,070 --> 00:30:47,060
I was trying to hide
that I'm smoking again,

558
00:30:47,140 --> 00:30:50,430
but since we're no longer together,
it doesn't really matter, does it?

559
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,100
You are smoking?

560
00:30:52,180 --> 00:30:54,930
Yes. I plan to carry on
just until this thing is over.

561
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:57,770
It's magnificent, actually.

562
00:30:57,850 --> 00:30:59,810
And when did you
start smoking again?

563
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:01,970
Just before Christmas.

564
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,140
Why?

565
00:31:04,220 --> 00:31:07,640
I started smoking again
when I went to Paris.

566
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,270
- You went to Paris?
- Yes, I went to Paris.

567
00:31:09,350 --> 00:31:10,680
I didn't tell you
I went to Paris.

568
00:31:10,770 --> 00:31:12,890
Michael Essien invited me
to Paris and I went.

569
00:31:12,970 --> 00:31:14,680
Okay, my therapist

570
00:31:14,770 --> 00:31:18,060
identifies these moments
as confession avalanche.

571
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,390
Who the fuck
is Michael Essien?

572
00:31:22,470 --> 00:31:23,680
He is the founder
of Miracore,

573
00:31:23,770 --> 00:31:25,310
seventh wealthiest man
in Germany.

574
00:31:25,390 --> 00:31:27,970
- And you went to Paris with him?
- Not quite.

575
00:31:28,060 --> 00:31:30,220
He invited the CEOs
from six countries

576
00:31:30,310 --> 00:31:32,520
to come to Paris for his
60th birthday celebration.

577
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,640
Do you mind if I light this
thing? I've put it out twi...

578
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,850
And, you know what? Actually,
it's my choice. Why am I even asking?

579
00:31:44,140 --> 00:31:46,220
When I got to the hotel,
there was this banqueting suite

580
00:31:46,310 --> 00:31:48,270
and I met six other CEOs
just like me,

581
00:31:48,350 --> 00:31:50,220
only I had just
become a CEO,

582
00:31:50,310 --> 00:31:52,810
so I didn't realize exactly who I
was until I saw the other CEOs,

583
00:31:52,890 --> 00:31:56,970
and then I was like, "Oh,
so that's who I am now."

584
00:31:57,060 --> 00:31:59,140
And we sat around this table,
drinking champagne,

585
00:31:59,220 --> 00:32:01,680
and the conversation was
lots of little voices saying "yes,"

586
00:32:01,770 --> 00:32:04,140
and one big voice saying "good,"
Michael Essien's voice.

587
00:32:04,220 --> 00:32:07,520
And then the big voice said,
"Emerging markets" and I...

588
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,720
You know how sometimes when people
say something abstract, I actually see it?

589
00:32:10,810 --> 00:32:13,270
Well, we did smoke a lot
of weed in the bad old days.

590
00:32:13,350 --> 00:32:18,020
When he said "Emerging markets,"
I saw this...

591
00:32:18,100 --> 00:32:24,020
thing, this shape appearing from under
the table and swimming around our legs.

592
00:32:24,100 --> 00:32:28,020
I think I actually did have a
temperature that night. But, anyway,

593
00:32:28,100 --> 00:32:30,520
then he said "Cigarettes
and pharmaceuticals,"

594
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:33,810
and I drank some champagne
and someone said "facilitators,"

595
00:32:33,890 --> 00:32:37,100
that is people who persuade governments
that products are safe and okay.

596
00:32:37,180 --> 00:32:41,600
And the big voice said that facilitators
were now a huge link in the chain

597
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,890
and I saw this big chain
dripping seaweed

598
00:32:44,970 --> 00:32:47,850
and then the big voice
raised a toast to corruption,

599
00:32:47,930 --> 00:32:50,220
and everybody laughed
ironically, including me.

600
00:32:50,310 --> 00:32:51,640
Paxton, look at me!

601
00:32:54,970 --> 00:32:59,140
And this thing, this shape,
it was swimming around my fucking legs

602
00:32:59,220 --> 00:33:01,060
and then the big voice said,
emerging market

603
00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:03,470
were now some big percentage
of Miracore's profits,

604
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,020
and so there would have to be
rationalization in Europe.

605
00:33:06,100 --> 00:33:08,220
And I drank some water,
because I felt a little sick,

606
00:33:08,310 --> 00:33:10,720
but also like I might pass out, but then
the waiter said "brandy," so I said yes.

607
00:33:10,810 --> 00:33:15,560
And, so, the rationalization
was planned right there

608
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:17,720
at that table in Paris
before Christmas.

609
00:33:17,810 --> 00:33:20,430
And the nice people
that I fired earlier today,

610
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,100
they weren't fired because
of a virus, like I told them,

611
00:33:23,180 --> 00:33:26,020
that was a lie. They were fired
because of this...

612
00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:27,810
this thing, this shape,

613
00:33:27,890 --> 00:33:30,100
that swam with me
all the way back to my room,

614
00:33:30,180 --> 00:33:35,430
and to get rid of it, I used the disgusting
glass swan to smash a full length mirror,

615
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,430
and rather then walk
across broken glass all night,

616
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,520
I decided to take the
last train home to London,

617
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,310
and when I got
to the Gare du Nord station,

618
00:33:41,390 --> 00:33:43,430
a homeless woman came up to me
and asked me for a cigarette.

619
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,770
I told her that I didn't smoke,
but I decided to buy her a pack anyway,

620
00:33:45,850 --> 00:33:48,060
because I thought that maybe
kindness might make me feel better

621
00:33:48,140 --> 00:33:50,970
about what I had become.
And when she lit her cigarette,

622
00:33:51,060 --> 00:33:52,930
I decided
to have a cigarette, too.

623
00:33:53,020 --> 00:33:55,100
And when I drew in
the smoke,

624
00:33:55,180 --> 00:33:58,770
the thing stopped swimming.

625
00:34:00,350 --> 00:34:04,220
So I sat down on the bench
and I waited for my train.

626
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,640
And that is why
I started to smoke again.

627
00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:16,060
But... to complete the answer
to your original question,

628
00:34:16,140 --> 00:34:19,680
in addition to milk
and cigarettes, we need bread

629
00:34:20,430 --> 00:34:22,600
and fucking wine.

630
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:27,060
God!

631
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,430
God what?

632
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,220
Well, it sounds like
you did have a temperature.

633
00:34:31,310 --> 00:34:33,060
You know, they say this thing
was around before Christmas.

634
00:34:33,140 --> 00:34:34,970
Paxton, no!
It's not about the virus.

635
00:34:35,060 --> 00:34:39,600
It's about me realizing who I
am and what I do for a living.

636
00:34:41,060 --> 00:34:43,060
Although a complete
re-examination of one's life

637
00:34:43,140 --> 00:34:44,720
does seem to be
a COVID side effect.

638
00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:47,270
- You smashed a mirror?
- Yeah.

639
00:34:47,350 --> 00:34:48,600
Yeah, because I was in it.

640
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:50,600
I also smashed
a champagne bottle,

641
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:52,810
some champagne glasses, and I was
about to smash a glass horse and jockey,

642
00:34:52,890 --> 00:34:54,270
but then
I decided to keep it,

643
00:34:54,350 --> 00:34:56,390
but then I left it
on the fucking train.

644
00:34:56,470 --> 00:35:00,100
Basically, I went, what you
used to call, "Full Viking."

645
00:35:00,180 --> 00:35:01,600
In fact,
when I broke the mirror

646
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,970
and I saw my furious face
in the cracked glass,

647
00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:06,680
- I thought of you.
-That's very sweet. Thank you.

648
00:35:10,930 --> 00:35:12,270
Why didn't you tell me?

649
00:35:15,100 --> 00:35:19,600
It was the onset of winter.
Our winter.

650
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:21,430
And anyway,
I didn't tell anybody,

651
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:25,470
because if you don't tell anybody,
then it didn't happen.

652
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:28,100
- Did you get a bill for the mirror?
- Paxton...

653
00:35:28,180 --> 00:35:31,720
Paxton, fuck the mirror. It's
not about the mirror, it's about...

654
00:35:38,060 --> 00:35:40,810
Previously, at this point,

655
00:35:40,890 --> 00:35:43,220
- I would've hugged you.
- No, really, there's no need.

656
00:35:43,310 --> 00:35:44,970
And anyway, besides,
you're going shopping.

657
00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:50,140
So, uh, milk, bread,
wine, cigarettes.

658
00:35:50,220 --> 00:35:53,470
- And probably eggs.
- I'm gonna put white flour on the list.

659
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,060
I'm gonna make bread.

660
00:35:55,140 --> 00:35:57,470
- Please don't.
- You know...

661
00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:01,720
what you just said
wasn't a confession.

662
00:36:01,810 --> 00:36:03,100
I didn't say
it was a confession.

663
00:36:03,180 --> 00:36:04,220
'Cause you didn't do
anything wrong.

664
00:36:04,310 --> 00:36:06,220
No, it was an explanation.

665
00:36:06,310 --> 00:36:07,560
You did everything right.

666
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,770
You wanna hear a confession?

667
00:36:11,850 --> 00:36:17,060
This morning I overslept,
because last night I took opium.

668
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,270
Yes!

669
00:36:20,810 --> 00:36:22,470
Yes.

670
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,220
Much worse
than your cigarettes.

671
00:36:24,310 --> 00:36:28,600
I licked opium off little
green bulbs from the garden.

672
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,180
- No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did.

673
00:36:30,270 --> 00:36:31,970
Our garden
is full of heroin.

674
00:36:32,060 --> 00:36:33,350
You go beyond the washing line,
it's like the Helmand Province.

675
00:36:33,430 --> 00:36:35,930
After ten years, Paxton?

676
00:36:36,020 --> 00:36:37,930
Smoking isn't
so great either.

677
00:36:38,020 --> 00:36:40,350
You know, I've had
some setbacks lately.

678
00:36:40,430 --> 00:36:42,390
Yeah, well,
you know what, Paxton?

679
00:36:42,470 --> 00:36:44,390
You know that green smoothie that
I have in the mornings since Paris,

680
00:36:44,470 --> 00:36:45,930
there's two shots
of vodka in it.

681
00:36:46,020 --> 00:36:47,430
- Just two but...
- You are lying.

682
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,220
No, I'm not.

683
00:36:49,310 --> 00:36:51,310
Not every morning,
but some mornings I do it. I have done it.

684
00:36:51,390 --> 00:36:54,720
You think I'm so happy and normal
is 'cause I keep getting promoted.

685
00:36:54,810 --> 00:36:56,520
People get confused.

686
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,220
No, I've never accused you of
being happy and normal, Linda.

687
00:36:58,310 --> 00:37:03,310
'Cause I'm not! All right?
I see concepts.

688
00:37:03,390 --> 00:37:04,640
I should've been an artist.

689
00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:06,310
You are unhappy
in an outwardly "happy",

690
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:08,640
let's pretend it's all fine"
female way,

691
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:11,520
and I am unhappy
in an obviously thwarted,

692
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,970
- unfulfilled, castrated male way.
- I can't. I can't.

693
00:37:14,060 --> 00:37:15,810
Do not go down
this road again, okay?

694
00:37:15,890 --> 00:37:19,180
Just go to the store. Milk,
bread, wine, cigarettes, eggs.

695
00:37:19,270 --> 00:37:21,470
Yeah, and fuck you,
I'm buying flour.

696
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,970
Fine! Wait.
Do you have a mask?

697
00:37:27,850 --> 00:37:29,470
No, I don't
have a mask, no.

698
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:32,520
Well, you'll have to tie something
around your mouth and nose.

699
00:37:41,770 --> 00:37:43,470
Fuck!

700
00:37:45,470 --> 00:37:46,970
My old bandana.

701
00:37:47,060 --> 00:37:50,350
Hmm. Yeah, well,
it's no longer a symbol of rebellion.

702
00:37:50,430 --> 00:37:51,930
It's now government advice.

703
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:05,060
You were wearing that when I
met you in Sturgis, South Dakota.

704
00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:08,890
I thought you looked
like a desperado.

705
00:38:08,970 --> 00:38:11,020
No, I was just trying to get
the dust out of my mouth.

706
00:38:11,100 --> 00:38:12,350
Don't spoil it.

707
00:38:15,810 --> 00:38:18,930
Don't forget the milk
and the eggs, Desperado.

708
00:38:40,470 --> 00:38:42,810
Oi! Move forward.

709
00:38:43,310 --> 00:38:44,770
Oi!

710
00:38:44,850 --> 00:38:46,520
Go ahead then.

711
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:47,770
Fuck off.

712
00:38:51,310 --> 00:38:52,560
Oi. How many asses
have you got?

713
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:53,640
Fuck off!

714
00:39:42,890 --> 00:39:44,350
Paxton.

715
00:39:46,890 --> 00:39:50,850
Hearing the story about Paris
out loud, it made me think...

716
00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:53,810
When lockdown's over,
I'm going to think about leaving Miracore.

717
00:39:56,430 --> 00:39:57,850
Why are you telling me?

718
00:40:23,060 --> 00:40:24,390
You called?

719
00:40:24,470 --> 00:40:25,970
<i>Oh, Lord who art in heaven,</i>
<i>I beseech you,</i>

720
00:40:26,060 --> 00:40:27,770
<i>look favorably upon</i>
<i>Paxton and myself</i>

721
00:40:27,850 --> 00:40:29,350
<i>and forgive us</i>
<i>the sin of deception</i>

722
00:40:29,430 --> 00:40:31,020
<i>which we are jointly</i>
<i>about to commit</i>

723
00:40:31,100 --> 00:40:33,310
<i>in pursuit of his ultimate</i>
<i>redemption. Amen.</i>

724
00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:37,140
Amen.

725
00:40:37,220 --> 00:40:38,930
<i>Every prayer is tailored to
suit the person I am calling.</i>

726
00:40:39,020 --> 00:40:41,390
<i>Either it's me writing</i>
<i>the words or it's Jesus.</i>

727
00:40:42,270 --> 00:40:44,060
What do you want, Malcolm?

728
00:40:44,140 --> 00:40:45,930
<i>I've got your fake ID sorted.</i>

729
00:40:46,020 --> 00:40:48,100
<i>Virginia is delivering</i>
<i>the ID card.</i>

730
00:40:48,180 --> 00:40:50,520
<i>I wanted to make sure</i>
<i>you'd be in.</i>

731
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,430
You know what, Malcolm?
Everybody's in.

732
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,180
<i>And I've sent you</i>
<i>your new name.</i>

733
00:40:54,270 --> 00:40:56,220
<i>I texted it to you.</i>
<i>It's on your phone.</i>

734
00:40:56,930 --> 00:40:58,680
Okay.

735
00:40:58,770 --> 00:41:02,350
A new name for the beginning
of a new life.

736
00:41:03,310 --> 00:41:06,220
And my new name is...

737
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:11,890
Edgar Allen Poe.

738
00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:13,140
<i> Yeah.</i>

739
00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:16,640
Yeah, uh...

740
00:41:17,930 --> 00:41:20,100
Yeah. Malcolm, I obviously
can't use this name.

741
00:41:20,180 --> 00:41:21,390
<i>Why not?</i>

742
00:41:21,470 --> 00:41:22,720
I'm hoping this is a joke,

743
00:41:22,810 --> 00:41:24,020
but I know you,
so it's probably not.

744
00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:25,140
<i>What joke?</i>

745
00:41:26,810 --> 00:41:28,060
Okay.

746
00:41:28,140 --> 00:41:30,850
Edgar Allan Poe is the name
of a famous,

747
00:41:30,930 --> 00:41:32,220
like a...

748
00:41:32,310 --> 00:41:34,430
like a very famous
American novelist and poet.

749
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:35,970
<i>Never heard of him.</i>

750
00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:37,390
Well, I assure you,

751
00:41:37,470 --> 00:41:41,270
Edgar Allan Poe is actually
a very famous

752
00:41:41,350 --> 00:41:43,220
American writer who
I'm actually very fond of.

753
00:41:43,310 --> 00:41:44,930
<i>It was me that came up</i>
<i>with Edgar.</i>

754
00:41:45,020 --> 00:41:46,430
<i>It's my grandad's name.</i>

755
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:48,140
So who came up
with the "Allen Poe" part?

756
00:41:48,220 --> 00:41:49,680
<i>Martin in dispatch.</i>

757
00:41:50,180 --> 00:41:51,640
Fuck.

758
00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:53,770
Martin in dispatch
hates me.

759
00:41:53,850 --> 00:41:56,350
He's deliberately suggested
this to make my life strange

760
00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:57,720
and unbearable.

761
00:41:57,810 --> 00:41:59,350
<i>Well, the card's</i>
<i>already been laminated.</i>

762
00:41:59,430 --> 00:42:02,180
Malcolm, I can't go into
expensive department stores

763
00:42:02,270 --> 00:42:03,390
in the West End, right,

764
00:42:03,470 --> 00:42:05,600
and expect them
to entrust me

765
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:07,850
with valuable clothing
and jewelry,

766
00:42:07,930 --> 00:42:10,930
and tell them that my name
is Edgar Allen fucking Poe!

767
00:42:11,020 --> 00:42:13,680
<i>If he's so famous,
how come I've never heard of him?</i>

768
00:42:13,770 --> 00:42:15,350
'Cause you don't
read books!

769
00:42:15,430 --> 00:42:16,930
<i>I read the Good Book.</i>

770
00:42:17,020 --> 00:42:18,430
But he's not in the Bible,
obviously. He's an American.

771
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:20,890
<i>Anybody here ever heard</i>
<i>of a writer</i>

772
00:42:20,970 --> 00:42:22,560
<i>called Edgar Allan Poe?</i>

773
00:42:23,810 --> 00:42:25,020
<i>No?</i>

774
00:42:25,100 --> 00:42:26,310
<i>No one. There you go.</i>

775
00:42:26,390 --> 00:42:27,640
I know there's
no one there.

776
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:28,350
They are all
working from home.

777
00:42:29,270 --> 00:42:30,520
<i>Martin's here.</i>

778
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:31,930
This was his idea!

779
00:42:32,020 --> 00:42:34,810
<i>Well, the card's</i>
<i>already been laminated.</i>

780
00:42:36,060 --> 00:42:38,390
All right, look, I grant you
that 90%

781
00:42:38,470 --> 00:42:40,310
of the security guards
working the night shift

782
00:42:40,390 --> 00:42:41,970
in the West End
would not have heard

783
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:43,220
of Edgar Allan Poe.

784
00:42:43,310 --> 00:42:44,600
<i>Basically dealing with robots.</i>

785
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,310
But I am an unlucky person.

786
00:42:46,390 --> 00:42:49,640
Fate has a way of doing
these little experiments on me.

787
00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:51,390
<i>Card's already laminated</i>

788
00:42:51,470 --> 00:42:53,850
<i>and Martin has a new name
badge made for your uniform.</i>

789
00:42:53,930 --> 00:42:55,310
<i>It's all in the envelope.</i>

790
00:42:55,390 --> 00:42:56,720
By some chance,

791
00:42:56,810 --> 00:42:58,600
choosing the name
of a gloomy,

792
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:02,270
introspective peddler of darkness
is actually quite appropriate

793
00:43:02,350 --> 00:43:03,770
to my character,
but please...

794
00:43:05,930 --> 00:43:08,850
just give me a new card
under a different name.

795
00:43:08,930 --> 00:43:10,930
<i>The robots don't give</i>
<i>a fuck about the name,</i>

796
00:43:11,020 --> 00:43:12,520
<i>they just look</i>
<i>at the photo.</i>

797
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:14,100
<i>You are due at Selfridges'</i>
<i>loading bay B</i>

798
00:43:14,180 --> 00:43:15,850
<i>at 1800 hours tonight.</i>

799
00:43:15,930 --> 00:43:17,930
<i>Wear your uniform</i>
<i>with your name tag.</i>

800
00:43:18,020 --> 00:43:19,890
<i>Flash your ID.</i>

801
00:43:19,970 --> 00:43:23,020
<i>Look, if you want to back out,
say so now.</i>

802
00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:24,810
I can't get into
trouble again, all right?

803
00:43:24,890 --> 00:43:28,350
This could be construed
as deception

804
00:43:28,430 --> 00:43:29,430
and attempted robbery.

805
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:30,810
<i>You counted me down,</i>

806
00:43:30,890 --> 00:43:33,220
<i>I'll count you down,</i>
<i>you fucker.</i>

807
00:43:33,310 --> 00:43:37,060
<i>Five, four, three, two...</i>

808
00:43:37,140 --> 00:43:39,770
Fuck! All right, all right.
I'll do it.

809
00:43:39,850 --> 00:43:41,220
<i>Good.</i>

810
00:43:41,310 --> 00:43:44,350
<i>Details are on the text.</i>
<i>God bless you, Paxton.</i>

811
00:43:58,140 --> 00:44:00,970
No need to sign.
I know him.

812
00:44:01,060 --> 00:44:02,310
Are you his other half?

813
00:44:03,180 --> 00:44:04,560
Yes, yes, I am.

814
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:06,390
He's so dry,
isn't he?

815
00:44:06,470 --> 00:44:08,100
Yes, he is.

816
00:44:08,180 --> 00:44:10,100
Hello, Paxton.

817
00:44:10,180 --> 00:44:12,060
I was just saying
you're very funny.

818
00:44:12,140 --> 00:44:14,930
Yes, I am.
I am hilarious.

819
00:44:15,020 --> 00:44:17,100
We think he's too
clever to be driving vans.

820
00:44:17,180 --> 00:44:19,720
We don't know why he
doesn't get a better job.

821
00:44:19,810 --> 00:44:21,180
Well, that's easy.

822
00:44:21,270 --> 00:44:22,930
It's 'cause ten years ago,
I beat a man senseless

823
00:44:23,020 --> 00:44:24,520
in a bikers' roadhouse
in Watford.

824
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:25,850
See?

825
00:44:25,930 --> 00:44:28,390
He's always saying
silly things.

826
00:44:28,470 --> 00:44:30,060
He's so dry.

827
00:44:30,140 --> 00:44:32,310
Give my regards to Martin,
would you, Virginia?

828
00:44:32,390 --> 00:44:34,600
Tell him this won't be forgotten.

829
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:36,180
Okay.

830
00:44:36,270 --> 00:44:37,810
See you when
the madness is over.

831
00:44:37,890 --> 00:44:40,180
Yeah, well, for some of us,
the madness never ends.

832
00:44:47,350 --> 00:44:49,810
Never forget,
the man you beat senseless deserved it.

833
00:44:49,890 --> 00:44:51,930
Please don't talk about
people deserving things.

834
00:44:52,020 --> 00:44:54,600
If it wasn't for you, a little man
called Archie Bruce would be dead.

835
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:56,810
What you want,
justice next?

836
00:44:56,890 --> 00:44:59,220
I know that you had
a bad break,

837
00:44:59,310 --> 00:45:00,930
- but going forward...
- "Going forward"?

838
00:45:01,020 --> 00:45:02,770
When lockdown is over
and we are apart,

839
00:45:02,850 --> 00:45:04,850
you have to stop believing
that fate is against you. Okay?

840
00:45:04,930 --> 00:45:06,850
You have to stop believing
the name Paxton

841
00:45:06,930 --> 00:45:08,100
is a precursor of doom.

842
00:45:08,180 --> 00:45:10,720
Yes, well,
my name isn't Paxton.

843
00:45:13,390 --> 00:45:14,350
Yeah.

844
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:35,020
Paxton, you can't go through with this,
you're gonna get caught.

845
00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:37,100
If you're doing it for cash,
I'll give you the cash.

846
00:45:37,180 --> 00:45:38,850
I am not doing it
for the cash.

847
00:45:38,930 --> 00:45:42,100
I'm doing it for the
opportunity to have a better life.

848
00:45:42,180 --> 00:45:44,100
But why am I telling you?

849
00:45:50,810 --> 00:45:53,020
Fuck.

850
00:45:57,220 --> 00:45:58,430
Paxton.

851
00:46:33,270 --> 00:46:34,310
Fuck 'em.

852
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:40,720
<i>And Linda seemed kind of
detached from the whole thing.</i>

853
00:46:40,810 --> 00:46:41,810
<i>Hey.</i>

854
00:46:42,310 --> 00:46:43,390
Detached?

855
00:46:44,180 --> 00:46:45,140
<i>Hi, Linda.</i>

856
00:46:45,220 --> 00:46:46,390
<i>We were talking about you.</i>

857
00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:47,890
<i>We were all just saying</i>

858
00:46:47,970 --> 00:46:49,220
<i>that we love that</i>
<i>you're always so professional.</i>

859
00:46:49,310 --> 00:46:51,350
Detached from what
whole thing?

860
00:46:51,430 --> 00:46:53,220
<i>I was saying</i>
<i>you handled the situation</i>

861
00:46:53,310 --> 00:46:56,180
<i>with Events without too much</i>
<i>feeling getting in the way.</i>

862
00:46:57,770 --> 00:46:58,850
<i>You fired them well.</i>

863
00:47:00,140 --> 00:47:02,810
I did. Thank you.

864
00:47:02,890 --> 00:47:03,890
Good.

865
00:47:05,350 --> 00:47:08,560
<i>Linda, is that</i>
<i>a glass of wine?</i>

866
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:10,350
Oh, yes, yeah, it is.

867
00:47:10,430 --> 00:47:11,890
Well...

868
00:47:11,970 --> 00:47:13,770
it says wine on the label

869
00:47:13,850 --> 00:47:15,180
but it tastes like something used
to clean something off of a surface.

870
00:47:15,270 --> 00:47:16,180
Paxton chose it.

871
00:47:16,270 --> 00:47:17,310
<i>Who's Paxton?</i>

872
00:47:17,390 --> 00:47:19,020
Mmm, anyway...

873
00:47:19,100 --> 00:47:21,270
we have a problem,
so shall we get on?

874
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:29,640
Hello, Martin.

875
00:47:30,430 --> 00:47:32,350
Hello, Edgar.

876
00:47:32,430 --> 00:47:33,930
You know,
from my observation of you

877
00:47:34,020 --> 00:47:35,520
since I joined the company,

878
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:38,350
you represent the longest
and most well-managed

879
00:47:38,430 --> 00:47:40,430
nervous breakdown
in history.

880
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:43,270
Why don't you go somewhere
warm and count your grievances?

881
00:47:43,350 --> 00:47:45,600
I've disinfected the van
for you.

882
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,810
Everything you need
is in there.

883
00:47:48,890 --> 00:47:52,640
You know, when Malcolm told me he
was giving you an A2 security clearance,

884
00:47:52,720 --> 00:47:54,270
I advised him against it.

885
00:47:54,350 --> 00:47:56,310
B2B normally keep
lowlifes like you

886
00:47:56,390 --> 00:47:59,100
away from high-value cargo
for a reason...

887
00:47:59,180 --> 00:48:00,970
Temptation.

888
00:48:01,060 --> 00:48:03,060
You forgot to put the keys to the
van inside the envelope, Martin.

889
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:07,770
I've read your
human resources profile.

890
00:48:07,850 --> 00:48:10,970
My personal record is meant
to be confidential,

891
00:48:11,060 --> 00:48:13,100
but for your
personal record, Martin,

892
00:48:13,180 --> 00:48:15,720
I'm a different person now.
Give me the fucking keys.

893
00:48:15,810 --> 00:48:17,270
Perhaps Malcolm
didn't tell you.

894
00:48:17,350 --> 00:48:18,970
The estimated value
of tonight's cargo

895
00:48:19,060 --> 00:48:22,310
out of Selfridges
is £50,000.

896
00:48:22,390 --> 00:48:25,140
The value of your collection
from Harvey Nichols on Friday

897
00:48:25,220 --> 00:48:26,890
is just under £100,000.

898
00:48:26,970 --> 00:48:28,310
But on Saturday night,

899
00:48:28,390 --> 00:48:30,220
when you go to Harrods,

900
00:48:30,310 --> 00:48:33,350
you'll be driving away from the
world's most glamorous department store

901
00:48:33,430 --> 00:48:35,640
with jewelry and accessories
in your van

902
00:48:35,720 --> 00:48:37,850
worth over
three million pounds.

903
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:39,680
Now think on this.

904
00:48:39,770 --> 00:48:41,390
You'll be wearing
a mask and gloves,

905
00:48:41,470 --> 00:48:43,390
you'll be using
a false identity.

906
00:48:43,470 --> 00:48:45,100
Outside, the streets
will be empty.

907
00:48:45,180 --> 00:48:46,600
Store security
on quarter staff

908
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:48,850
with big holes
caused by absences.

909
00:48:48,930 --> 00:48:50,520
What more could
a lowlife need

910
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:52,140
to pull off
the perfect robbery.

911
00:48:52,220 --> 00:48:54,560
You refer to me as "lowlife"
one more time...

912
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,720
You'll what?
Revert to type.

913
00:48:56,810 --> 00:48:59,020
Okay, here goes,
one more time.

914
00:48:59,100 --> 00:49:01,470
Lowlife.

915
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:04,600
You know, Malcolm told me that if
you do okay in the next few nights,

916
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:06,890
he's gonna put you
in customer services.

917
00:49:06,970 --> 00:49:09,020
Goin' out
and meeting clients.

918
00:49:09,100 --> 00:49:10,470
'Cause you're so funny

919
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:13,270
and you're so dry and
you make the girls laugh.

920
00:49:13,350 --> 00:49:15,020
Whereas I've been stuck
in dispatches

921
00:49:15,100 --> 00:49:16,810
for seven and a half years.

922
00:49:16,890 --> 00:49:19,270
You have to stop thinking the
whole world's against you, Martin.

923
00:49:23,430 --> 00:49:25,220
Do it, Paxton.

924
00:49:25,310 --> 00:49:28,520
Take the opportunity
that fate has given you.

925
00:49:36,100 --> 00:49:39,310
<i>Exactly how much product do
Eve Schwarz have in Harrods?</i>

926
00:49:39,390 --> 00:49:42,640
Uh, approximately three million
pounds' jewelry and accessories.

927
00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:43,970
Harrods wants everything
out of the store

928
00:49:44,060 --> 00:49:45,310
and it's
our responsibility...

929
00:49:45,390 --> 00:49:47,390
<i>Oh, you've frozen, Linda.</i>

930
00:49:48,180 --> 00:49:50,020
Can you hear me?

931
00:49:50,100 --> 00:49:52,390
<i>Yeah, I can hear you,</i>
<i>just your face is frozen.</i>

932
00:49:52,470 --> 00:49:56,350
<i>You've got this look</i>
<i>of exasperation.</i>

933
00:49:56,430 --> 00:50:00,640
Uh, someone's gonna have to go
into Harrods and pack the valuables up

934
00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:03,640
and check the inventory
and count everything out.

935
00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:05,270
And it's gonna have
to be someone that we trust.

936
00:50:05,350 --> 00:50:07,470
Someone who is familiar
with the stock,

937
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:09,180
and knows how
the Harrods system works.

938
00:50:09,270 --> 00:50:11,270
So that means, inevitably,
it's going to be me, isn't it?

939
00:50:11,350 --> 00:50:13,930
<i>Okay, but there's this,
another second reason for this call.</i>

940
00:50:14,020 --> 00:50:17,270
<i>Michael Essien has decided.
He wants to give you a promotion.</i>

941
00:50:17,350 --> 00:50:19,270
<i>He wants to bring you home.</i>

942
00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:22,850
<i>Back to New York</i>
<i>to run the East Coast.</i>

943
00:50:25,020 --> 00:50:26,970
Wow, God. Um...

944
00:50:27,060 --> 00:50:28,390
<i>Exciting.</i>

945
00:50:28,470 --> 00:50:29,810
A unexpected
turn of events

946
00:50:29,890 --> 00:50:31,350
and cheap wine
don't pair well together.

947
00:50:31,430 --> 00:50:34,890
Um, I'm gonna have to, uh,
really think about this.

948
00:50:34,970 --> 00:50:37,270
Uh, right, good night.

949
00:50:37,350 --> 00:50:38,310
Yeah, thank you.

950
00:50:38,390 --> 00:50:39,850
I mean...

951
00:50:39,930 --> 00:50:41,270
<i> Linda, it's exciting...</i>

952
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:48,350
A frozen look
of exasperation.

953
00:50:48,430 --> 00:50:53,470
<i>...and that is his second son,</i>
<i>Carl Philipp Emauel Bach</i>

954
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:55,470
<i>and here's his</i> Symphony No. 4.

955
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,180
<i>It's just that after</i>
<i>our call last night,</i>

956
00:51:57,270 --> 00:51:59,220
<i>we became worried about</i>
<i>Paxton's state of mind.</i>

957
00:51:59,310 --> 00:52:01,430
<i>We worry that</i>
<i>he might implode or explode.</i>

958
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,930
<i>Knowing Paxton,
he'll probably implode rather than explode.</i>

959
00:52:04,020 --> 00:52:05,810
What's the difference?

960
00:52:05,890 --> 00:52:08,020
<i>When you implode,
you withdraw within yourself,</i>

961
00:52:08,100 --> 00:52:10,220
<i>when you explode,
you impose yourself on the outer world.</i>

962
00:52:10,310 --> 00:52:12,270
<i>David, for example,
when he gets angry, he implodes.</i>

963
00:52:12,350 --> 00:52:14,060
<i>When I get angry,</i>
<i>I explode.</i>

964
00:52:14,140 --> 00:52:16,310
<i>- I can also explode if I have to.
- Rarely.</i>

965
00:52:16,390 --> 00:52:17,890
<i>You've obviously never
seen me in business meetings.</i>

966
00:52:17,970 --> 00:52:20,060
<i>Well, actually I have.</i>
<i>Since lockdown.</i>

967
00:52:20,140 --> 00:52:21,970
<i>You've heard me through the wall,
you haven't seen me.</i>

968
00:52:22,060 --> 00:52:23,430
<i> Okay, then,</i>
<i>I haven't heard you explode.</i>

969
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:25,020
<i>I've actually been</i>
<i>very surprised</i>

970
00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:27,270
<i>about how submissive you are</i>
<i>in meetings.</i>

971
00:52:27,350 --> 00:52:27,868
<i>Submissive?</i>

972
00:52:27,892 --> 00:52:29,470
<i>You're the boss, David,
you should act like the boss.</i>

973
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:32,310
Anyway, just to reassure you,
Paxton's okay.

974
00:52:32,390 --> 00:52:34,770
In fact, Paxton maybe
getting a promotion.

975
00:52:35,810 --> 00:52:37,680
<i>Linda, are you</i>
<i>drinking alone?</i>

976
00:52:37,770 --> 00:52:40,430
No, I've got three firemen
waiting for me in the kitchen.

977
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:43,270
<i>Since lockdown, David has</i>
<i>been drinking so much more.</i>

978
00:52:43,350 --> 00:52:47,220
Yes, David,
isn't it wonderful?

979
00:52:47,310 --> 00:52:49,770
<i>We now keep a record.</i>
<i>We count the bottles.</i>

980
00:52:49,850 --> 00:52:51,930
<i>- I don't care.</i>
<i>- Your body cares.</i>

981
00:52:52,020 --> 00:52:54,350
<i>Your body counts the bottles
and keeps an inventory in you liver.</i>

982
00:52:54,430 --> 00:52:58,770
David, my fellow drinker,
I'd like to tell you a secret.

983
00:52:58,850 --> 00:53:01,100
<i>- What secret?</i>
<i>- You know, Linda,</i>

984
00:53:01,180 --> 00:53:03,180
<i>there have been many
occasions in my life</i>

985
00:53:03,270 --> 00:53:05,310
<i>where I've had a few glasses
of wine and in the next morning,</i>

986
00:53:05,390 --> 00:53:08,100
<i>I woke up like,
"Golly. Wow. I wish I hadn't said that."</i>

987
00:53:08,180 --> 00:53:11,180
Oh, I've done that
so many times, too.

988
00:53:11,270 --> 00:53:13,350
<i>You know, my mantra is,</i>
<i>secrets and wine</i>

989
00:53:13,430 --> 00:53:15,350
<i>- don't go great together.</i>
<i>- Let her tell me the secret.</i>

990
00:53:15,430 --> 00:53:17,100
I think he's gonna
like this secret.

991
00:53:17,180 --> 00:53:18,720
I think you're gonna like this secret,
David, very much.

992
00:53:18,810 --> 00:53:20,770
<i>Something he's gonna like,</i>
<i>you don't know.</i>

993
00:53:20,850 --> 00:53:22,720
<i>- No, he might not.
- What the fuck are you two talking about?</i>

994
00:53:22,810 --> 00:53:24,180
- The secret is this.
<i>- He might not be in a place</i>

995
00:53:24,270 --> 00:53:25,640
<i>where it's okay.</i>
<i>He watches Fox.</i>

996
00:53:25,720 --> 00:53:27,770
It is I who am buying
Paxton's motorbike.

997
00:53:30,350 --> 00:53:32,020
<i> What?</i>

998
00:53:32,100 --> 00:53:33,470
When he said he was
selling it,

999
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:35,850
I arranged a dealer
to buy it anonymously.

1000
00:53:35,930 --> 00:53:37,930
I'm gonna buy it
and give it back to him.

1001
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:39,680
My parting gift.

1002
00:53:45,140 --> 00:53:47,310
For a while I've known
I had to leave him.

1003
00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:48,470
But...

1004
00:53:50,390 --> 00:53:53,560
But losing the bike, yeah,
that's too much.

1005
00:53:55,220 --> 00:53:56,970
And the bike means
something to me, too.

1006
00:53:57,060 --> 00:53:59,270
You know, youth.

1007
00:53:59,350 --> 00:54:04,970
Cigarettes. Bad, bad wine
chosen by Paxton.

1008
00:54:09,020 --> 00:54:10,640
- <i> Wow, that's...</i>
<i>- Linda, that's awesome.</i>

1009
00:54:10,720 --> 00:54:12,600
But here's the thing, David.
I want you to tell him

1010
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:14,560
that it's you
who is buying the bike

1011
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,310
and giving it back to him. I don't
want him to know that it's me.

1012
00:54:18,430 --> 00:54:19,720
<i> Why?</i>

1013
00:54:21,180 --> 00:54:22,560
It'll hurt him less.

1014
00:54:23,890 --> 00:54:25,680
He really
is quite prehistoric.

1015
00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:29,430
I'm a bit drunk
and I hate people

1016
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:31,100
who get emotional
on these things, so...

1017
00:54:54,270 --> 00:54:55,560
Fuck.

1018
00:55:09,350 --> 00:55:11,680
Making noise
for the NHS.

1019
00:55:15,310 --> 00:55:18,930
<i>We've got Beethoven's</i>
Piano Concerto No. 3.

1020
00:55:28,890 --> 00:55:30,430
Whoo!

1021
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:38,640
Whoo!

1022
00:56:05,140 --> 00:56:06,310
Hey.

1023
00:56:08,140 --> 00:56:10,140
Couldn't sleep.

1024
00:56:10,220 --> 00:56:13,430
If the wine didn't work,
go and lick the garden.

1025
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:15,930
How was it tonight?

1026
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:20,720
Every security person I met
was under the age of 12,

1027
00:56:20,810 --> 00:56:23,180
and every one of them
was too busy playing<i> Fortnite</i>

1028
00:56:23,270 --> 00:56:25,060
to fully acknowledge my ID.

1029
00:56:25,140 --> 00:56:28,520
Anyway, I think for the young generation,
great literature is dead.

1030
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:32,310
I could have had an ID card
with William Shakespeare on it.

1031
00:56:32,390 --> 00:56:34,770
How many more
pick-ups do you have?

1032
00:56:34,850 --> 00:56:37,640
Um, tomorrow,
Harvey Nichols

1033
00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:39,970
and then,
Saturday, Harrods.

1034
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:43,220
Harrods?
Saturday night?

1035
00:56:43,310 --> 00:56:45,140
It's all gone mad
out there.

1036
00:56:45,220 --> 00:56:48,970
One of the security guards was
telling me about franchise managers

1037
00:56:49,060 --> 00:56:52,970
are taking out diamond rings
and watches in plastic bags

1038
00:56:53,060 --> 00:56:54,520
and getting into Ubers.

1039
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:56,470
What are you
taking out of Harrods?

1040
00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:58,100
I don't know.

1041
00:56:58,180 --> 00:57:00,100
Martin says it's over
three million pounds worth.

1042
00:57:00,180 --> 00:57:02,390
No co-drivers
'cause of COVID.

1043
00:57:02,470 --> 00:57:04,680
Carrying it to where?

1044
00:57:04,770 --> 00:57:08,390
Uh, the docket says Heathrow.
Ten o'clock flight to New York.

1045
00:57:08,470 --> 00:57:10,770
Harrods to Heathrow,
Saturday night,

1046
00:57:10,850 --> 00:57:13,180
three million pounds,
ten o'clock flight.

1047
00:57:13,270 --> 00:57:15,100
Look, there's the hedgehog.

1048
00:57:17,770 --> 00:57:19,060
Oh, no, he's gone.

1049
00:57:20,890 --> 00:57:22,350
Ah, he's gone.

1050
00:57:24,310 --> 00:57:25,560
How was your evening?

1051
00:57:26,470 --> 00:57:28,850
Okay, um, Paxton.
Here it is.

1052
00:57:28,930 --> 00:57:31,720
You can't do that pick-up
at Harrods on Saturday.

1053
00:57:31,810 --> 00:57:34,180
You really can't.

1054
00:57:34,270 --> 00:57:35,520
What are you talking about?

1055
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:37,430
Okay, do you remember
once I asked you,

1056
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:38,970
do you believe in God,
and you said that

1057
00:57:39,060 --> 00:57:42,140
you believe that he's busy
on another project,

1058
00:57:42,220 --> 00:57:43,720
but occasionally he puts
his head around the door?

1059
00:57:43,810 --> 00:57:45,810
Well, I think this may be
one of those occasions,

1060
00:57:45,890 --> 00:57:49,810
'cause God or fate or the virus or
somebody put our paths on the cross.

1061
00:57:51,470 --> 00:57:53,390
On Saturday,
I will be in Harrods packing up the cargo

1062
00:57:53,470 --> 00:57:55,220
that you are due to carry.

1063
00:57:55,310 --> 00:57:56,890
Fuck.

1064
00:57:56,970 --> 00:57:58,600
What are you
talkin' about? I...

1065
00:57:59,350 --> 00:58:01,720
I have to do the pick-up.

1066
00:58:01,810 --> 00:58:03,560
If you do,
you will be caught.

1067
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:05,270
It doesn't matter
what name you're using.

1068
00:58:05,350 --> 00:58:06,890
It's a fake name and I have
implemented cross-checks.

1069
00:58:06,970 --> 00:58:08,560
You won't make it
past the door.

1070
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:12,020
I know,
because it's my system that will stop you!

1071
00:58:18,810 --> 00:58:21,720
I'm sorry. And what the fuck,
don't even begin.

1072
00:58:21,810 --> 00:58:24,890
I can't fucking
get anywhere!

1073
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:31,520
I mean...

1074
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:33,310
Can't you just tell them
that you know me?

1075
00:58:33,390 --> 00:58:34,770
That...

1076
00:58:34,850 --> 00:58:37,810
That you know I can be
trusted. That I am your...

1077
00:58:39,220 --> 00:58:41,220
That I was your partner.

1078
00:58:45,100 --> 00:58:46,890
- What?
- It doesn't work like that.

1079
00:58:47,390 --> 00:58:48,770
And I...

1080
00:58:50,810 --> 00:58:52,520
Since joining Miracore
three years ago,

1081
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:55,270
I haven't told anyone
I have a partner.

1082
00:58:55,350 --> 00:58:58,100
Partly because I wanted
to keep work separate.

1083
00:58:58,180 --> 00:59:00,100
Yeah, but mostly because
you were embarrassed

1084
00:59:00,180 --> 00:59:01,720
to have a partner
that drives a van.

1085
00:59:04,100 --> 00:59:06,970
Yes. All of the above.
I...

1086
00:59:07,060 --> 00:59:09,180
But now,
I am looking at myself.

1087
00:59:09,270 --> 00:59:11,140
Since lockdown,
I'm looking back at myself

1088
00:59:11,220 --> 00:59:12,890
like that was then
and this is now.

1089
00:59:12,970 --> 00:59:14,600
Well, good for you, Linda,

1090
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:16,180
but if I don't make this
collection on Saturday night,

1091
00:59:16,270 --> 00:59:19,600
then, not only will Malcolm
not promote me,

1092
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:21,020
he will fire me.

1093
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:25,140
I could always
start dealing heroin.

1094
00:59:26,220 --> 00:59:27,810
Lowlife is lowlife.

1095
00:59:30,890 --> 00:59:34,270
No job. No bike.

1096
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:37,770
No you.

1097
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:53,020
When I worked at Harrods,
I had so much fun.

1098
00:59:53,100 --> 00:59:55,470
I knew everyone.
Everyone knew me.

1099
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:57,310
Most of them
still work there...

1100
00:59:57,390 --> 00:59:58,890
Is there any possibility we might
get back to me for a moment?

1101
00:59:58,970 --> 01:00:00,020
I mean, I'm the one
whose life is fucked.

1102
01:00:00,100 --> 01:00:01,520
No, no, this is about you.

1103
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:03,310
All right, I know all the security guards,
everyone.

1104
01:00:03,390 --> 01:00:06,020
- I know the security systems.
- So?

1105
01:00:06,100 --> 01:00:08,100
So there is a way for you to
make your pick-up at Harrods

1106
01:00:08,180 --> 01:00:09,930
and deliver to Heathrow
without getting caught.

1107
01:00:10,020 --> 01:00:12,310
You will get your promotion
and I will get my stock removed

1108
01:00:12,390 --> 01:00:13,520
and no one will know.

1109
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:15,390
But we will be
breaking the law.

1110
01:00:15,470 --> 01:00:20,020
So you're gonna have to do
absolutely everything I tell you to do.

1111
01:00:43,470 --> 01:00:46,680
<i>Michael Morgan. </i>A<i>cting Deputy Head, </i>
H<i>arrods' Events Security.</i>

1112
01:00:46,770 --> 01:00:48,810
Yes, you are
in my old department.

1113
01:00:48,890 --> 01:00:50,680
How's life at Harrods?

1114
01:00:50,770 --> 01:00:52,890
<i>I only just joined. I used
to be in the Royal Navy.</i>

1115
01:00:52,970 --> 01:00:54,720
Oh, quite a change then.

1116
01:00:54,810 --> 01:00:57,220
<i>Not really. No, Harrods</i>
<i>is like a big ship.</i>

1117
01:00:57,310 --> 01:00:58,770
Oh. Okay.

1118
01:00:58,850 --> 01:01:01,310
<i>I mean, there are,</i>
<i>obviously, huge differences.</i>

1119
01:01:01,390 --> 01:01:03,020
Of course.

1120
01:01:03,100 --> 01:01:04,890
<i>Yeah, and not just in terms</i>
<i>of the shape of the building</i>

1121
01:01:04,970 --> 01:01:07,720
<i>or the fact that</i>
<i>it doesn't float.</i>

1122
01:01:07,810 --> 01:01:09,720
<i>- You know, it's...</i>
- Oh, yeah.

1123
01:01:09,810 --> 01:01:12,220
Yeah, the working environment
must be very different, I imagine.

1124
01:01:12,310 --> 01:01:14,600
<i>Yes, it is.</i>
<i>Lot of women here.</i>

1125
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:16,060
<i>- Yeah.</i>
- Yes.

1126
01:01:16,140 --> 01:01:17,930
<i>Yeah, on the ship,</i>
<i>there was only four.</i>

1127
01:01:18,020 --> 01:01:19,640
<i>And, uh, two of them</i>
<i>were called Karen.</i>

1128
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:21,770
<i>Called them Karen one</i>
<i>and Karen two.</i>

1129
01:01:21,850 --> 01:01:23,470
I think Kate's
meant to be joining us?

1130
01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:25,100
<i>- Kate Smith, yes, from Events.</i>
- Oh.

1131
01:01:25,180 --> 01:01:26,310
When I knew her,
she was Kate Wiley.

1132
01:01:26,390 --> 01:01:28,600
She must have
gotten married.

1133
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:30,140
<i>Yeah, she did get married, yeah,
but it all went horribly wrong, I think.</i>

1134
01:01:30,220 --> 01:01:32,180
Oh, sorry to hear that.

1135
01:01:32,270 --> 01:01:34,180
What happened?

1136
01:01:34,270 --> 01:01:35,770
<i>I don't know. They don't talk
to me about that sort of thing.</i>

1137
01:01:35,850 --> 01:01:37,720
<i>Linda!</i>

1138
01:01:37,810 --> 01:01:39,060
Katie!

1139
01:01:39,140 --> 01:01:40,770
<i>Oh my God,</i>
<i>Oh, my God. How are you?</i>

1140
01:01:40,850 --> 01:01:43,100
Oh, my gosh. You know,
I'm surviving.

1141
01:01:43,180 --> 01:01:44,600
<i>Linda, you have gone off</i>
<i>like a rocket!</i>

1142
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:45,850
- Oh, stop.
<i>- I mean, my God.</i>

1143
01:01:45,930 --> 01:01:47,430
<i>When they said</i>
<i>CEO Miracore,</i>

1144
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:49,430
<i>I thought, "Okay, God,</i>
<i>some bald man,"</i>

1145
01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:51,600
<i>but then I saw your name.</i>

1146
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:54,720
<i>Linda was just asking what went
wrong with your marriage. She...</i>

1147
01:01:54,810 --> 01:01:57,640
-<i> was just askin'.</i>
-No. No, no, no. I wasn't. I didn't.

1148
01:01:57,720 --> 01:01:59,310
<i>When a man is shorter</i>
<i>than you</i>

1149
01:01:59,390 --> 01:02:00,810
<i>and then suddenly decides</i>

1150
01:02:00,890 --> 01:02:02,680
<i>to let his beard grow</i>
<i>very, very long</i>

1151
01:02:02,770 --> 01:02:05,100
<i>and then becomes obsessed</i>
<i>with so called "white magic,"</i>

1152
01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:07,140
<i>it can just get very creepy</i>
<i>very quickly.</i>

1153
01:02:07,220 --> 01:02:09,310
<i>Anyway, what can we</i>
<i>do for you?</i>

1154
01:02:09,390 --> 01:02:11,430
I have an update about the Eve
Schwarz clear-out on Saturday.

1155
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:13,350
You see, all the secure freight
companies have been booked

1156
01:02:13,430 --> 01:02:15,890
and it looks like our logistics
department was late to the party.

1157
01:02:15,970 --> 01:02:17,810
<i>Eve Schwarz, Miracore.</i>
<i>Here it is.</i>

1158
01:02:17,890 --> 01:02:19,390
They've booked a freight
company that I've never used before,

1159
01:02:19,470 --> 01:02:20,720
so that's why I'm anxious.

1160
01:02:20,810 --> 01:02:23,020
<i>Lime green is the color</i>
<i>and, uh...</i>

1161
01:02:23,100 --> 01:02:24,810
<i> So you're anxious</i>
<i>about the freight company?</i>

1162
01:02:24,890 --> 01:02:26,600
<i>It's gonna be</i>
<i>green arrows pointing...</i>

1163
01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:28,020
So if it's okay with you,

1164
01:02:28,100 --> 01:02:29,720
I know the Harrods
security system

1165
01:02:29,810 --> 01:02:31,640
and I'd like to run the
checks on the driver myself.

1166
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:33,310
<i>Oh, no, no,
that's Imran's job. That's...</i>

1167
01:02:33,390 --> 01:02:35,020
<i>Do you remember Imran, Linda?</i>

1168
01:02:35,100 --> 01:02:36,430
I love Imran...

1169
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:37,520
<i>Imran is now head</i>
<i>of Events security.</i>

1170
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:39,020
<i>He's Michael's boss.</i>

1171
01:02:39,100 --> 01:02:40,140
<i>You got any questions.</i>
<i>I can handle everything.</i>

1172
01:02:40,220 --> 01:02:41,720
<i>Let me text him now.</i>

1173
01:02:41,810 --> 01:02:42,680
<i>Don't, I'm gonna be the one</i>
<i>with the arrows. So...</i>

1174
01:02:45,810 --> 01:02:47,100
Okay. Done.

1175
01:02:47,180 --> 01:02:48,350
Tomorrow, I'll run you
through the system myself

1176
01:02:48,430 --> 01:02:49,640
and then get you
into the store.

1177
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:50,890
After that,
what can go wrong?

1178
01:02:50,970 --> 01:02:53,350
Hey, great. Thanks.

1179
01:02:53,430 --> 01:02:55,520
I really appreciate
you doing this for me.

1180
01:02:58,140 --> 01:03:00,890
- What's the matter?
- I don't know.

1181
01:03:00,970 --> 01:03:02,600
Days are passing quickly.

1182
01:03:04,470 --> 01:03:05,680
When I woke up this morning,

1183
01:03:05,770 --> 01:03:08,520
it really hit me
for the first time.

1184
01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:10,930
The reality of what's
happening hit me.

1185
01:03:12,430 --> 01:03:14,470
The lockdown
will eventually end.

1186
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:16,560
Then...

1187
01:03:18,270 --> 01:03:20,310
the love of my life
will be gone.

1188
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:25,890
Paxton, you will move on
from this. You will heal.

1189
01:03:25,970 --> 01:03:28,930
There'll be a huge hole
in my life.

1190
01:03:29,020 --> 01:03:32,600
You'll change and grow.
And...

1191
01:03:34,310 --> 01:03:36,720
Eventually you'll...

1192
01:03:36,810 --> 01:03:37,970
you'll meet someone else.

1193
01:03:43,970 --> 01:03:46,220
You were talking about
the bike, weren't you?

1194
01:03:46,810 --> 01:03:48,060
Yeah. Why?

1195
01:03:49,930 --> 01:03:54,390
The bike is one
of the loves of my life.

1196
01:03:54,470 --> 01:03:55,640
And I am one of the holes?

1197
01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:57,310
Obviously you're
the biggest hole.

1198
01:03:57,390 --> 01:03:58,430
Oh, why, thank you.

1199
01:04:00,390 --> 01:04:02,770
I was gonna take
the bike out today.

1200
01:04:02,850 --> 01:04:05,970
The streets
are completely deserted.

1201
01:04:06,060 --> 01:04:08,560
I was gonna call it
"Lockdown-one-last-ride."

1202
01:04:09,310 --> 01:04:10,810
I thought maybe...

1203
01:04:11,970 --> 01:04:14,390
Oh, no, I can't
go with you, Paxton.

1204
01:04:14,470 --> 01:04:16,220
No. I have
an important meeting.

1205
01:04:20,850 --> 01:04:23,390
An open road
and a broken heart.

1206
01:04:25,180 --> 01:04:26,600
Don't kill yourself.

1207
01:04:32,100 --> 01:04:33,810
<i>- Linda!</i>
- Michael.

1208
01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:36,640
<i>How are you coping?</i>

1209
01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:38,310
You know, it's been
quite difficult.

1210
01:04:38,390 --> 01:04:40,560
- <i> I can imagine.</i>
- Mmm.

1211
01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:42,520
<i>You know, I'm locked up</i>
<i>on a mountaintop</i>

1212
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:44,810
<i>with only eagles and bears</i>
<i>and my family for company.</i>

1213
01:04:44,890 --> 01:04:46,680
Please don't kill yourself.

1214
01:04:46,770 --> 01:04:48,180
<i>What?</i>

1215
01:04:48,270 --> 01:04:50,770
I said it must be nice
to have time to yourself.

1216
01:04:50,850 --> 01:04:53,810
<i>Anyway, before we get on
to the exciting business of you</i>

1217
01:04:53,890 --> 01:04:56,060
<i>and your big decision</i>
<i>to come home to New York,</i>

1218
01:04:56,140 --> 01:04:59,350
<i>the good news is that we have
found a buyer for the Harris Diamond.</i>

1219
01:04:59,430 --> 01:05:01,310
Uh, actually,
I haven't decided to come home to New York.

1220
01:05:01,390 --> 01:05:04,430
<i>The buyer saw the diamond</i>
<i>on the virtual presentation</i>

1221
01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:06,770
<i>that you put together</i>
<i>ahead of the store takeover.</i>

1222
01:05:06,850 --> 01:05:08,680
That's great. Who is it?

1223
01:05:08,770 --> 01:05:11,680
<i>In our new world, Linda,</i>

1224
01:05:11,770 --> 01:05:13,310
<i>one does not ask who.</i>
<i>He's anonymous.</i>

1225
01:05:13,390 --> 01:05:15,520
<i>But I can tell you this.</i>
<i>He's, um...</i>

1226
01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:18,060
<i>A very unpleasant member</i>
<i>of a very unpleasant family</i>

1227
01:05:18,140 --> 01:05:22,390
<i>who run a very unpleasant
country in a very unpleasant way.</i>

1228
01:05:23,850 --> 01:05:25,890
<i>He is facilitating Miracore</i>
<i>in his country</i>

1229
01:05:25,970 --> 01:05:28,680
<i>and so I've brokered the
purchase of the diamond personally.</i>

1230
01:05:28,770 --> 01:05:31,520
<i>Harrods themselves will
have nothing to do with him,</i>

1231
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:34,520
<i>so I have acted</i>
<i>as go-between.</i>

1232
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:37,390
<i>Hurray for us, no?</i>

1233
01:05:37,470 --> 01:05:39,100
Yes, hurray for us.

1234
01:05:39,180 --> 01:05:42,100
Uh, will he be wanting to
pick up the diamond in person?

1235
01:05:42,180 --> 01:05:45,640
<i>He is not allowed into the
UK. Something to do with, um...</i>

1236
01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:48,390
Money laundering?
Human rights abuses?

1237
01:05:48,470 --> 01:05:51,310
<i>Anyway,</i>
<i>the big question, Linda,</i>

1238
01:05:51,390 --> 01:05:54,600
<i>the issue at hand here</i>
<i>is the future of Linda.</i>

1239
01:05:54,680 --> 01:05:56,390
<i>When will you</i>
<i>be coming home?</i>

1240
01:05:57,180 --> 01:05:58,680
Um...

1241
01:05:58,770 --> 01:06:01,180
Well, I've decided to leave
my decision about New York

1242
01:06:01,270 --> 01:06:03,350
until after lockdown
is lifted.

1243
01:06:03,430 --> 01:06:07,310
<i>- Okay.</i>
- I have lots of ties in London.

1244
01:06:07,390 --> 01:06:09,520
<i>Uh-huh. I was told</i>
<i>that you're single.</i>

1245
01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:17,270
Actually, that was never true,
but actually now it is.

1246
01:06:17,350 --> 01:06:21,390
<i>The fact that you are single is one of the
reasons I want you to come to New York.</i>

1247
01:06:21,470 --> 01:06:23,560
<i>I'm planning to get to know</i>
<i>more about you.</i>

1248
01:06:23,640 --> 01:06:24,720
<i>You...</i>

1249
01:06:24,810 --> 01:06:26,270
<i>You fascinate me, Linda.</i>

1250
01:06:26,350 --> 01:06:28,310
<i>So tough on the outside,</i>

1251
01:06:28,970 --> 01:06:30,180
<i>but inside,</i>

1252
01:06:31,350 --> 01:06:32,560
<i>are you tough?</i>

1253
01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:37,850
<i>Do you remember</i>
<i>when you came to Paris?</i>

1254
01:06:37,930 --> 01:06:39,600
<i>That evening,</i>
<i>after the meeting,</i>

1255
01:06:39,680 --> 01:06:41,430
<i>I was going to take you</i>
<i>out to dinner.</i>

1256
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:45,720
<i>I was actually going to try</i>
<i>to seduce you that night.</i>

1257
01:06:45,810 --> 01:06:50,020
Well, I can only speculate what
kind of evening that might have been.

1258
01:06:50,100 --> 01:06:54,100
But I suspect it would have
involved broken glass.

1259
01:06:54,180 --> 01:06:56,180
Anyway, uh, should I
send the diamond

1260
01:06:56,270 --> 01:06:58,020
to this probable
mass murderer's home

1261
01:06:58,100 --> 01:07:01,180
or should I send it straight
to his torture chamber?

1262
01:07:01,770 --> 01:07:03,060
<i>What?</i>

1263
01:07:03,140 --> 01:07:04,770
Where would you like me
to send the diamond?

1264
01:07:05,890 --> 01:07:07,930
<i>Ah, send it to New York.</i>

1265
01:07:08,020 --> 01:07:10,810
<i>Um, because of COVID,
it will be couriered directly</i>

1266
01:07:10,890 --> 01:07:13,310
<i>to a safe vault</i>
<i>in Wall Street.</i>

1267
01:07:13,390 --> 01:07:15,430
<i>There'll be no one</i>
<i>to check it there,</i>

1268
01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:19,970
<i>so please make sure that the
verification papers are in the box.</i>

1269
01:07:20,060 --> 01:07:22,020
<i>Got that?</i>

1270
01:07:22,100 --> 01:07:24,970
- Um...
<i>- For many of our new wave of clients,</i>

1271
01:07:25,060 --> 01:07:28,140
<i>the act of acquisition</i>
<i>is an end in itself.</i>

1272
01:07:28,220 --> 01:07:30,520
<i>Okay. See you in New York,
Linda. Take care.</i>

1273
01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:31,720
Well, I...

1274
01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:17,020
Don't be ridiculous, Linda.

1275
01:08:18,430 --> 01:08:20,060
<i>A shortage of medical masks,</i>

1276
01:08:20,140 --> 01:08:22,140
<i>people are making their own</i>
<i>from old clothing.</i>

1277
01:08:22,220 --> 01:08:24,850
<i>But the WHO said it doesn't
know whether homemade masks...</i>

1278
01:08:24,930 --> 01:08:26,220
Hey.

1279
01:08:26,310 --> 01:08:27,350
Where'd you go?

1280
01:08:27,430 --> 01:08:28,520
Peckham Rye.

1281
01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:31,020
- Why?
- I don't know.

1282
01:08:31,100 --> 01:08:32,600
What do you mean,
you don't know?

1283
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:34,060
I was just driving
really, really fast,

1284
01:08:34,140 --> 01:08:36,310
because I was being chased
by the police.

1285
01:08:36,390 --> 01:08:38,560
- What?
- I was playing a new lockdown game.

1286
01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:41,520
Green for stop,
red for go.

1287
01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:42,680
Fuck!

1288
01:08:42,770 --> 01:08:43,970
Did they get
your license number?

1289
01:08:44,060 --> 01:08:45,680
No, I'm too fast for 'em.

1290
01:08:45,770 --> 01:08:47,930
I'm a streak of light on an
empty road in a deserted city.

1291
01:08:48,020 --> 01:08:49,850
I'm the last man alive.

1292
01:08:49,930 --> 01:08:52,930
I let the road direct me and I
achieved that moment of transcendence

1293
01:08:53,020 --> 01:08:55,100
where the bike becomes
part of your body.

1294
01:08:55,180 --> 01:08:58,850
I found myself in South London on
some sort of urban farm with a petting zoo

1295
01:08:58,930 --> 01:09:00,560
and I hid among the goats.

1296
01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:02,890
Remember the goat was my
totem animal when we were pagans.

1297
01:09:02,970 --> 01:09:07,390
I sat with the goats and then resumed
my journey as the police cars drove past.

1298
01:09:07,470 --> 01:09:09,060
I was in Peckham.

1299
01:09:09,140 --> 01:09:10,470
I bought you cigarettes.

1300
01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:12,220
And I had one myself.

1301
01:09:12,310 --> 01:09:14,930
My first real, real one
in ten years.

1302
01:09:15,020 --> 01:09:18,390
And you were right,
tobacco tastes like youth!

1303
01:09:18,470 --> 01:09:20,720
And real is real,
and real tobacco is me really,

1304
01:09:20,810 --> 01:09:22,140
and I want another one
right now

1305
01:09:22,220 --> 01:09:23,720
and I'm gonna have one.

1306
01:09:37,390 --> 01:09:40,520
You have a look in your eyes
I haven't seen in a long time.

1307
01:09:40,600 --> 01:09:42,140
I don't mean
to frighten you.

1308
01:09:42,930 --> 01:09:44,180
I'm not frightened.

1309
01:09:45,890 --> 01:09:49,770
Remember I told you about the
glass horse and jockey in Paris?

1310
01:09:49,850 --> 01:09:53,600
No, I'm still with the
goats. They had blue eyes.

1311
01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:55,720
I held the horse and jockey
by the jockey

1312
01:09:55,810 --> 01:09:58,100
and swung it around and...

1313
01:09:58,180 --> 01:10:00,180
And I remembered how it felt
to be a rider

1314
01:10:00,270 --> 01:10:03,520
and to feel like you're a part
of the thing that you are riding.

1315
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:05,180
It's a sexual feeling.

1316
01:10:06,220 --> 01:10:07,430
Yeah, it is.

1317
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:10,720
I now wish
I'd come with you.

1318
01:10:11,350 --> 01:10:12,640
Really?

1319
01:10:13,270 --> 01:10:15,140
Paxton,

1320
01:10:15,220 --> 01:10:18,770
for a long time,
I've known that our relationship was over.

1321
01:10:18,850 --> 01:10:22,060
And for a long time, the only unbroken
thread between us has been sex.

1322
01:10:23,350 --> 01:10:24,640
Go on.

1323
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:27,430
I'm finding this moment
difficult because...

1324
01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:29,270
I made a vow
this wouldn't happen,

1325
01:10:29,350 --> 01:10:32,220
so could you just
take the leather jacket off

1326
01:10:32,310 --> 01:10:33,970
and go hold a tea towel
or something?

1327
01:10:34,060 --> 01:10:36,220
- Hold a tea towel?
- Or buy some milk, it would help me.

1328
01:10:36,310 --> 01:10:37,006
We have milk.

1329
01:10:37,030 --> 01:10:39,140
Or bake bread. That would
definitely kill the moment.

1330
01:10:39,220 --> 01:10:41,470
I just want to get
on my bike and ride

1331
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:42,930
and fuck the world.

1332
01:10:46,020 --> 01:10:48,680
Okay, Paxton,
here it is.

1333
01:10:50,270 --> 01:10:52,140
Probably as a result
of lockdown,

1334
01:10:52,220 --> 01:10:54,640
you have a mad urge to ride
your motorbike through red lights.

1335
01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:56,560
And as of two hours ago,
I have a mad urge

1336
01:10:56,640 --> 01:10:58,180
to steal a diamond
worth three million pounds

1337
01:10:58,270 --> 01:10:59,520
from a mass murderer

1338
01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:00,810
and quit my job
and become an artist.

1339
01:11:00,890 --> 01:11:02,020
What?

1340
01:11:02,100 --> 01:11:03,770
But I think
the most practical thing

1341
01:11:03,850 --> 01:11:05,470
we can do to get this
madness out of our system

1342
01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:08,310
is that I break my vow
and we go upstairs right now

1343
01:11:08,390 --> 01:11:09,890
and have sex.

1344
01:11:09,970 --> 01:11:11,930
"Lockdown-one-last-ride."

1345
01:11:13,770 --> 01:11:15,850
Goats, now this.

1346
01:11:15,930 --> 01:11:17,640
What a fucking day.

1347
01:11:26,350 --> 01:11:29,720
Hi. Yeah, she's, uh,
she's just changing.

1348
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:32,100
Oh, by the way,

1349
01:11:32,180 --> 01:11:34,350
you ever heard of a poet
called Edgar Allan Poe?

1350
01:11:34,430 --> 01:11:36,470
- What?
- Yeah, never mind.

1351
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:38,350
All right. One second.

1352
01:11:38,430 --> 01:11:39,890
<i>You're listening to</i>
Drive Time<i> with Dominic.</i>

1353
01:11:39,970 --> 01:11:42,140
<i>And this is</i>
<i>George Frideric Handel.</i>

1354
01:11:56,100 --> 01:11:59,560
<i>Please hang up or press</i>
<i>the hash key for more options.</i>

1355
01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:02,600
Uh, Linda, I'm just calling
to say that

1356
01:12:02,680 --> 01:12:04,390
I know this afternoon
didn't mean anything,

1357
01:12:04,470 --> 01:12:08,970
but I want you to know that
it would have felt like, uh...

1358
01:12:09,930 --> 01:12:11,220
like South Dakota

1359
01:12:11,310 --> 01:12:13,020
that afternoon
when it rained.

1360
01:12:14,140 --> 01:12:15,850
And also, I have
this bizarre memory

1361
01:12:15,930 --> 01:12:18,430
that just before we strayed
from the path of righteousness,

1362
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:20,640
you said something
about stealing a diamond.

1363
01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:22,390
<i>...you said something</i>
<i>about stealing a diamond.</i>

1364
01:12:23,270 --> 01:12:24,930
<i>Did I imagine that?</i>

1365
01:12:25,020 --> 01:12:27,600
Oh, God!-

1366
01:12:27,680 --> 01:12:28,890
Thank you.

1367
01:12:32,850 --> 01:12:36,270
No, Grandma, I am not
seriously considering it.

1368
01:12:46,350 --> 01:12:47,470
Fuck.

1369
01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:03,350
<i>This is where the patients</i>
<i>usually recover post-surgery.</i>

1370
01:13:03,430 --> 01:13:07,810
<i>But now, it's needed for COVID-19
overflow from intensive care.</i>

1371
01:13:07,890 --> 01:13:11,390
<i>Hospitals are having to adapt
their spaces and practices</i>

1372
01:13:11,470 --> 01:13:13,720
<i>to be able to deal</i>
<i>with Coronavirus.</i>

1373
01:13:13,810 --> 01:13:15,930
<i>I've been a nurse in ICU</i>
<i>for 18 years</i>

1374
01:13:16,020 --> 01:13:17,720
<i>and I've never seen...</i>

1375
01:13:25,890 --> 01:13:27,100
All right.

1376
01:13:27,970 --> 01:13:30,810
Big Saturday. Harrods.

1377
01:13:32,970 --> 01:13:34,930
The grand deception.

1378
01:13:35,020 --> 01:13:37,350
You have to tell me exactly
what it is we have to do.

1379
01:13:38,720 --> 01:13:39,850
Paxton...

1380
01:13:42,390 --> 01:13:43,930
Sit down. Wait there.

1381
01:13:48,100 --> 01:13:51,350
This is just us organizing what
it is that we're gonna do, okay?

1382
01:13:51,430 --> 01:13:52,930
It's nothing else.

1383
01:13:53,020 --> 01:13:54,560
Why, what else
would it be?

1384
01:13:54,640 --> 01:13:55,930
Nothing. Why do you ask?

1385
01:13:57,220 --> 01:13:58,680
Are you okay?

1386
01:13:58,770 --> 01:14:02,810
Me? I am okay. I am
intensely okay and normal.

1387
01:14:02,890 --> 01:14:04,640
Okay. Background.

1388
01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:10,180
Harrods. The top part
is the public area.

1389
01:14:10,270 --> 01:14:13,680
But below ground,
there are seven floors.

1390
01:14:13,770 --> 01:14:15,600
Floors where merchandise
is stored

1391
01:14:15,680 --> 01:14:16,930
and lots of tunnels

1392
01:14:17,020 --> 01:14:19,430
where expensive items
such as jewelry

1393
01:14:19,520 --> 01:14:21,180
are transported
to secure elevators.

1394
01:14:21,270 --> 01:14:22,850
All grown up
and glamorous above

1395
01:14:22,930 --> 01:14:25,060
and efficient
and scary below.

1396
01:14:25,140 --> 01:14:27,220
Security at Harrods
is unbelievably tight,

1397
01:14:27,310 --> 01:14:28,520
it would be impossible
to get inside

1398
01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:30,520
to actually
steal something.

1399
01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:31,770
Steal?

1400
01:14:31,850 --> 01:14:34,310
Who's talking about
stealing anything?

1401
01:14:34,390 --> 01:14:36,430
Everything is normal.
Paxton, stop being weird.

1402
01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:39,220
It's not me being weird.

1403
01:14:39,310 --> 01:14:41,350
I mean, you clearly appear
to have a hidden agenda,

1404
01:14:41,430 --> 01:14:43,560
which is not really that hidden,
but I don't know what it is.

1405
01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:46,810
Also, you've got
a smudge above your eye.

1406
01:14:46,890 --> 01:14:49,560
Did you get my message
on your phone last night?

1407
01:14:49,640 --> 01:14:51,350
About South Dakota?

1408
01:14:52,180 --> 01:14:53,560
And about a diamond.

1409
01:14:53,640 --> 01:14:56,560
Paxton, what is
the matter with you?

1410
01:14:56,640 --> 01:14:58,720
- There's nothing the matter with me.
- Seriously?

1411
01:14:58,810 --> 01:15:02,720
Yesterday, you were talking
about stealing a diamond.

1412
01:15:02,810 --> 01:15:04,810
You were,
I'm not imagining it.

1413
01:15:04,890 --> 01:15:07,770
And today, you are drawing
Harrods like it's, uh,

1414
01:15:07,850 --> 01:15:10,430
some kind of secret plan
in a secret heist movie.

1415
01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:14,680
How can you draw a rectangle
like you're in a secret plan? I don't...

1416
01:15:14,770 --> 01:15:16,270
Do you have
a secret plan?

1417
01:15:17,140 --> 01:15:19,560
You know...

1418
01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:21,430
I saw my grandmother's
face yesterday.

1419
01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:24,100
I told her, "It's okay,
Grandma, I am fine.

1420
01:15:24,180 --> 01:15:26,100
I'm not going to do
anything stupid."

1421
01:15:26,180 --> 01:15:28,770
You said the diamond
is called a Harris Diamond.

1422
01:15:28,850 --> 01:15:31,270
Oh, Paxton, come on.

1423
01:15:31,350 --> 01:15:33,470
It's Saturday.
It's morning.

1424
01:15:33,560 --> 01:15:38,520
All the weird 4:00 a.m. fantasies and
options have gone away as they always do.

1425
01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:40,520
Tell me about
the diamond.

1426
01:15:43,220 --> 01:15:45,770
There are
two Harris Diamonds.

1427
01:15:45,850 --> 01:15:49,520
- What?
- There are two Harris Diamonds, okay. God!

1428
01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:51,810
Why are there two?

1429
01:15:51,890 --> 01:15:54,680
Do you think I slept at all
last night, Paxton?

1430
01:15:54,770 --> 01:15:56,890
Well actually, no,
I didn't.

1431
01:15:56,970 --> 01:15:58,810
And what was it
that kept you awake?

1432
01:16:00,850 --> 01:16:03,720
Harris Diamond one,
Harris Diamond two.

1433
01:16:03,810 --> 01:16:08,970
One is real,
the other is fake.

1434
01:16:09,060 --> 01:16:11,140
Whenever a diamond of
this value is exhibited in store,

1435
01:16:11,220 --> 01:16:12,390
they use a replica
of the real thing

1436
01:16:12,470 --> 01:16:13,970
to put
into the public area.

1437
01:16:14,060 --> 01:16:16,600
The actual diamond is
kept safe in the vaults.

1438
01:16:16,680 --> 01:16:19,270
Currently, the replica

1439
01:16:19,350 --> 01:16:21,930
is on display here
on the ground floor.

1440
01:16:22,020 --> 01:16:27,720
But your real Harris
Diamond is here in the vaults.

1441
01:16:27,810 --> 01:16:29,310
Tonight,
at exactly 7:00 p.m.,

1442
01:16:29,390 --> 01:16:30,680
you and I will be escorted
to the vaults by security

1443
01:16:30,770 --> 01:16:32,430
to collect
the real Harris Diamond.

1444
01:16:32,520 --> 01:16:34,520
We will then go
up the ground floor

1445
01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:37,020
in a secure elevator
where we add the diamond

1446
01:16:37,100 --> 01:16:38,890
to the rest of the Eve
Schwarz collection.

1447
01:16:38,970 --> 01:16:41,140
Then, right there at 7:30 p.m.,
we will have the real diamond

1448
01:16:41,220 --> 01:16:43,640
and the very good replica diamond,
side by side,

1449
01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:45,720
next to each other,
almost indistinguishable.

1450
01:16:45,810 --> 01:16:47,470
And because
of COVID restrictions,

1451
01:16:47,560 --> 01:16:51,640
the only people that will
be there are you and me.

1452
01:16:51,720 --> 01:16:55,020
So, then we put the real
diamond into a secure box

1453
01:16:55,100 --> 01:16:56,850
and send it to New York,
and we take the glass replica

1454
01:16:56,930 --> 01:16:58,720
and I put it in my purse,
we take it away for disposal,

1455
01:16:58,810 --> 01:17:00,430
and that is what we are going
to fucking do,

1456
01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:03,520
exactly that and nothing else. Grandma,
I love you.

1457
01:17:05,930 --> 01:17:07,520
May I ask
a very obvious question?

1458
01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:09,020
No, you may not.

1459
01:17:09,100 --> 01:17:11,930
What would happen if we sent
the replica to New York

1460
01:17:12,020 --> 01:17:13,350
and kept the real thing?

1461
01:17:13,430 --> 01:17:15,430
I'm assuming that as soon
as it got to New York,

1462
01:17:15,520 --> 01:17:18,180
someone would realize
that it was fake.

1463
01:17:18,270 --> 01:17:20,470
No, they wouldn't.

1464
01:17:20,560 --> 01:17:23,180
That is why
I couldn't sleep.

1465
01:17:23,270 --> 01:17:25,430
Whichever one we send
to New York,

1466
01:17:25,520 --> 01:17:27,600
it will go into a secure
vault in Wall Street

1467
01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:29,600
and won't even be looked at
by another human being

1468
01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:32,310
for 20, 50, 100 years.

1469
01:17:32,390 --> 01:17:33,640
Holy fuck.

1470
01:17:35,640 --> 01:17:39,220
Three million pounds,
tax free.

1471
01:17:40,020 --> 01:17:41,100
No consequences.

1472
01:17:41,180 --> 01:17:42,390
One for me, one for you,
one for the NHS.

1473
01:17:42,470 --> 01:17:43,560
You have thought
about this.

1474
01:17:43,640 --> 01:17:46,720
You know,
I need to go meditate.

1475
01:17:46,810 --> 01:17:48,890
Are you sure they
won't check it in New York?

1476
01:17:48,970 --> 01:17:50,180
Shut up.
I need to meditate.

1477
01:17:50,270 --> 01:17:51,680
What were you going to say?

1478
01:17:52,930 --> 01:17:54,680
The man who bought
the diamond is bad.

1479
01:17:54,770 --> 01:17:56,640
He's really bad,
and you and I are good.

1480
01:17:56,720 --> 01:17:58,930
And the NHS is good.
And good is better than bad.

1481
01:17:59,020 --> 01:18:00,390
When I explained
all that to Grandma,

1482
01:18:00,470 --> 01:18:01,850
even she said,
"Well, yeah, that's true."

1483
01:18:01,930 --> 01:18:04,390
And she was a Calvinist,
straight as a rod.

1484
01:18:04,470 --> 01:18:07,640
Unlike me, who is weak
in the face of temptation.

1485
01:18:11,020 --> 01:18:12,720
Live wild or die, Linda.

1486
01:18:12,810 --> 01:18:15,720
Paxton, you're forgetting
something very important, okay?

1487
01:18:15,810 --> 01:18:17,850
Assuming that
we do this thing,

1488
01:18:17,930 --> 01:18:19,930
which we definitely won't,

1489
01:18:20,020 --> 01:18:22,270
how would two ordinary people
like you and me

1490
01:18:22,350 --> 01:18:26,680
find a way to sell a three
million pounds stolen diamond?

1491
01:18:26,770 --> 01:18:28,350
Okay, that was it.
That was my last attempt

1492
01:18:28,430 --> 01:18:29,930
to find a logical reason
why we shouldn't do this,

1493
01:18:30,020 --> 01:18:32,100
but you are going to say
"Archie Bruce," aren't you?

1494
01:18:32,180 --> 01:18:33,680
Yes, I am.

1495
01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:35,600
Archie Bruce.

1496
01:18:37,060 --> 01:18:40,140
Over the years,
I've kept up with the guys.

1497
01:18:40,220 --> 01:18:41,430
I mean, Archie Bruce,

1498
01:18:41,520 --> 01:18:43,470
he's graduated
from stealing motorcycles

1499
01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:45,970
to stealing vintage cars

1500
01:18:46,060 --> 01:18:47,970
and fine art and jewelry.

1501
01:18:48,060 --> 01:18:51,140
I mean, he'd have Mr. Harris
in a penthouse in Moscow

1502
01:18:51,220 --> 01:18:52,970
before the banging
of the next saucepans.

1503
01:18:53,060 --> 01:18:54,640
And he'd do a
preferential deal with you,

1504
01:18:54,720 --> 01:18:56,890
because you stepped in
one night and saved his life

1505
01:18:56,970 --> 01:18:59,850
at a roadhouse in Watford.

1506
01:18:59,930 --> 01:19:01,520
Circle of life,
something like that.

1507
01:19:03,560 --> 01:19:06,310
With Archie Bruce,
the nightmare began.

1508
01:19:06,390 --> 01:19:08,680
Maybe with Archie Bruce,
the nightmare ends.

1509
01:19:10,890 --> 01:19:15,470
So, what are we
going to do, Linda?

1510
01:19:18,930 --> 01:19:21,720
Okay, Paxton, here it is.

1511
01:19:23,970 --> 01:19:26,270
We decide tonight.

1512
01:19:26,350 --> 01:19:28,350
When we're there at Harrods
with the diamonds,

1513
01:19:28,430 --> 01:19:30,020
we're gonna know what's right
and what's wrong.

1514
01:19:30,100 --> 01:19:32,470
We'll decide in the moment.

1515
01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:33,970
Or let the moment decide.

1516
01:19:36,180 --> 01:19:37,270
What's the difference?

1517
01:19:37,350 --> 01:19:39,430
Fate versus free will.

1518
01:19:39,520 --> 01:19:41,270
Who controls our destiny?

1519
01:19:41,350 --> 01:19:42,640
Is everything
part of a plan

1520
01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:44,680
or do we fuck things up
for ourselves?

1521
01:19:46,310 --> 01:19:48,350
Tonight at 7:30,
we find out.

1522
01:19:57,430 --> 01:19:58,520
Hey, half-brother.

1523
01:20:00,140 --> 01:20:02,560
What, now?
You wanna Zoom?

1524
01:20:03,720 --> 01:20:05,640
All right,
give me a minute.

1525
01:20:12,680 --> 01:20:16,470
<i>Ah, Paxton,</i>
<i>how are you?</i>

1526
01:20:16,560 --> 01:20:19,060
Actually, I am at a fork
in the road.

1527
01:20:19,140 --> 01:20:21,470
<i>Really? Then perhaps</i>
<i>what I have to say</i>

1528
01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:23,140
<i>will have some bearing</i>
<i>on which fork you take,</i>

1529
01:20:23,220 --> 01:20:24,850
<i>because it is</i>
<i>sort of road related.</i>

1530
01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:28,850
<i>You see, Paxton,
the other day when you said</i>

1531
01:20:28,930 --> 01:20:30,560
<i>you want</i>
<i>to sell your motorcycle,</i>

1532
01:20:30,640 --> 01:20:35,060
<i>I thought, "Wait a minute.</i>
<i>Time out. Not so fast."</i>

1533
01:20:35,140 --> 01:20:40,390
<i>And then,
after I cut the call I thought about Mom.</i>

1534
01:20:40,470 --> 01:20:41,850
Mum?

1535
01:20:41,930 --> 01:20:43,270
<i>How she would feel</i>
<i>about you having to sell</i>

1536
01:20:43,350 --> 01:20:44,720
<i>your most</i>
<i>precious possession,</i>

1537
01:20:44,810 --> 01:20:46,100
<i>while at the same time,</i>
<i>over here</i>

1538
01:20:46,180 --> 01:20:47,930
<i>in the beautiful</i>
<i>Hudson Valley,</i>

1539
01:20:48,020 --> 01:20:50,430
<i>your brother,
your half-brother isn't having it so bad.</i>

1540
01:20:50,520 --> 01:20:54,970
<i>You know, when the cherry
trees in your orchard get a fungus,</i>

1541
01:20:55,060 --> 01:20:57,680
<i>it sucks,</i>
<i>but there are worse things.</i>

1542
01:20:59,850 --> 01:21:01,270
Yeah, not for the cherry tree.

1543
01:21:01,350 --> 01:21:02,600
Maybe worse for a cherry tree

1544
01:21:02,680 --> 01:21:04,140
is the steady tread
of George Washington

1545
01:21:04,220 --> 01:21:05,470
as he approaches
with an axe in his hand

1546
01:21:05,560 --> 01:21:07,430
and a head
full of good intentions.

1547
01:21:07,520 --> 01:21:10,350
<i>Anyway, I wondered what Mom</i>
<i>would want me to do.</i>

1548
01:21:10,430 --> 01:21:11,770
Well, remembering Mum,

1549
01:21:11,850 --> 01:21:13,430
I think she'd want you
to get to the point.

1550
01:21:15,350 --> 01:21:17,930
<i>Okay, Paxton, here it is.</i>

1551
01:21:19,430 --> 01:21:22,810
<i>It is I who has bought</i>
<i>your precious motorcycle.</i>

1552
01:21:22,890 --> 01:21:25,640
<i>The purchaser</i>
<i>of your bike is me.</i>

1553
01:21:25,720 --> 01:21:27,680
<i>And I am</i>
<i>giving it back to you.</i>

1554
01:21:27,770 --> 01:21:30,470
<i>My gesture,</i>
<i>half-brother to half-brother.</i>

1555
01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:33,560
<i>Your bike is yours</i>
<i>once more.</i>

1556
01:21:33,640 --> 01:21:35,220
<i>Don't thank me, Paxton.</i>

1557
01:21:35,310 --> 01:21:36,850
<i>Please. No need.</i>

1558
01:21:36,930 --> 01:21:39,930
<i>All I ask, the only thing</i>
<i>I ask of you, Paxton,</i>

1559
01:21:40,020 --> 01:21:43,140
<i>is that you are kind to
yourself from now on.</i>

1560
01:21:43,220 --> 01:21:44,850
<i>That you learn from this.</i>

1561
01:21:44,930 --> 01:21:46,470
<i>That the world</i>
<i>does not hate you.</i>

1562
01:21:46,560 --> 01:21:49,350
<i>That, yes, sometimes fate</i>
<i>seems harsh and cruel,</i>

1563
01:21:49,430 --> 01:21:51,560
<i>but people really do</i>
<i>what good...</i>

1564
01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:55,100
Hey, David,
it's Linda. Hi!

1565
01:21:55,180 --> 01:21:57,640
<i>Uh, Linda,
I thought I was just speaking to Paxton.</i>

1566
01:21:57,720 --> 01:21:59,810
Yes, I know. I heard, David,
your magnificent gesture,

1567
01:21:59,890 --> 01:22:01,640
and I just...
I couldn't stop myself,

1568
01:22:01,720 --> 01:22:03,430
I couldn't help myself. I
just had to jump on the call

1569
01:22:03,520 --> 01:22:05,680
and say,
"Oh, my God, David.

1570
01:22:05,770 --> 01:22:07,060
What kind
of a person are you?"

1571
01:22:07,140 --> 01:22:08,640
David bought
my fucking bike.

1572
01:22:08,720 --> 01:22:11,560
Yes, I heard. I heard,
and then I heard the sermon,

1573
01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:12,890
and I thought, "Wow!

1574
01:22:12,970 --> 01:22:15,020
Not only is he so generous
with his cash,

1575
01:22:15,100 --> 01:22:17,310
he is so free
with his wisdom."

1576
01:22:19,270 --> 01:22:20,890
- <i> Anyway, Paxton,</i> <i>there it is...
</i>- No, no, no.

1577
01:22:20,970 --> 01:22:22,720
Don't let me interrupt
this meaningful moment.

1578
01:22:22,810 --> 01:22:24,180
What is it that
you were saying, David?

1579
01:22:24,270 --> 01:22:25,220
Something about fate
being harsh and...

1580
01:22:25,310 --> 01:22:26,810
...cruel?

1581
01:22:37,100 --> 01:22:38,310
Why were you mad at him?

1582
01:22:38,390 --> 01:22:39,890
- I wasn't mad.
- Yes, you were.

1583
01:22:41,390 --> 01:22:42,970
It was you.

1584
01:22:43,930 --> 01:22:45,430
You bought my bike.

1585
01:22:45,520 --> 01:22:48,720
Paxton, don't be ridiculous.
You heard what David said.

1586
01:22:48,810 --> 01:22:51,020
David would never do
something like that,

1587
01:22:51,100 --> 01:22:52,390
but he would
take the credit.

1588
01:22:52,470 --> 01:22:54,060
Whereas you would do
something like that

1589
01:22:54,140 --> 01:22:56,350
and give the credit
to someone else.

1590
01:22:56,430 --> 01:22:58,140
You did it 'cause you
felt sorry for me.

1591
01:23:00,060 --> 01:23:02,640
Yes, I worried
about what would happen

1592
01:23:02,720 --> 01:23:04,770
if you lost everything.

1593
01:23:04,850 --> 01:23:07,100
Mainly because I didn't want
anything bad on my conscience.

1594
01:23:07,180 --> 01:23:09,810
Confession avalanche,
but also I...

1595
01:23:09,890 --> 01:23:12,060
I did it because
the bike represents us.

1596
01:23:12,140 --> 01:23:13,720
- And...
- No, no, no.

1597
01:23:13,810 --> 01:23:18,220
Pity is over here, all right,
and love is way over here.

1598
01:23:18,310 --> 01:23:19,890
Don't pretend
there is a bridge.

1599
01:23:22,140 --> 01:23:24,020
But would you still
feel pity for a man

1600
01:23:24,100 --> 01:23:25,930
who'd just stolen
a million pounds?

1601
01:23:28,430 --> 01:23:29,470
I'd be a millionaire,

1602
01:23:30,350 --> 01:23:32,430
and a<i> bandido</i> once again.

1603
01:23:34,180 --> 01:23:35,680
Maybe you'd change
your mind.

1604
01:23:37,020 --> 01:23:38,930
Maybe we'd ride off
into the sunset.

1605
01:23:39,850 --> 01:23:41,350
Paxton...

1606
01:23:41,430 --> 01:23:44,020
whatever we decide
to do tonight,

1607
01:23:44,100 --> 01:23:45,430
we will go
our separate ways.

1608
01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:48,270
The money would mean
that we're both free.

1609
01:23:51,520 --> 01:23:52,560
Well, I will factor that

1610
01:23:52,640 --> 01:23:54,850
into my decision-making
process.

1611
01:23:57,350 --> 01:23:58,680
Thanks for the bike.

1612
01:24:09,310 --> 01:24:10,770
<i> Om...</i>

1613
01:24:10,850 --> 01:24:12,810
Ladies and gentlemen...

1614
01:24:13,850 --> 01:24:15,020
fellow inmates...

1615
01:24:16,390 --> 01:24:18,520
I have something for you

1616
01:24:18,600 --> 01:24:20,810
before I head off
on the number 27 bus

1617
01:24:20,890 --> 01:24:23,520
to meet my destiny.

1618
01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:26,060
It's a passage
from a poem

1619
01:24:26,970 --> 01:24:29,890
written by T.S. Eliot,

1620
01:24:29,970 --> 01:24:31,770
who I'm sure no one
has ever heard of either.

1621
01:24:33,970 --> 01:24:38,100
"She turns and looks a moment
in the glass,

1622
01:24:38,180 --> 01:24:42,140
hardly aware
of her departed lover.

1623
01:24:42,220 --> 01:24:46,270
Her brain allows one
half-formed thought to pass.

1624
01:24:47,600 --> 01:24:51,600
"Well, now that's done,
and I'm glad it's over."

1625
01:24:56,100 --> 01:24:58,390
See you
in the moment, Linda.

1626
01:25:16,060 --> 01:25:18,350
This could be
the last bus I ever take.

1627
01:25:37,060 --> 01:25:39,140
Oh, I've decided
to go by myself. Thanks.

1628
01:25:39,220 --> 01:25:41,060
- No problem.
- Thank you.

1629
01:26:19,930 --> 01:26:25,270
<i>Do it, Paxton. </i>T<i>ake the
opportunity </i>t<i>hat fate has given you.</i>

1630
01:29:03,270 --> 01:29:05,140
- Hi, stranger.
- Oh, my God!

1631
01:29:05,220 --> 01:29:06,930
I want to hug you.

1632
01:29:07,020 --> 01:29:08,430
I can't hug you,
I can't hug you.

1633
01:29:08,520 --> 01:29:09,680
I hate this virus.

1634
01:29:09,770 --> 01:29:11,220
I'm blowing you kisses.

1635
01:29:11,310 --> 01:29:12,720
- Oh, my God.
- Hello, stranger.

1636
01:29:12,810 --> 01:29:14,890
Hey, oh...

1637
01:29:14,970 --> 01:29:16,520
This place died
when you left.

1638
01:29:16,600 --> 01:29:18,140
Oh, Charlotte,
I need to know the name

1639
01:29:18,220 --> 01:29:20,270
of your personal trainer
right now, seriously.

1640
01:29:20,350 --> 01:29:22,100
I actually lost weight
because of stress,

1641
01:29:22,180 --> 01:29:23,350
'cause I found out
my girlfriend

1642
01:29:23,430 --> 01:29:24,930
was stealing a load of money
from me.

1643
01:29:25,020 --> 01:29:25,890
- What?
- Long story.

1644
01:29:25,970 --> 01:29:27,100
That's not for right now.

1645
01:29:27,180 --> 01:29:28,470
- Hi!
- Hi.

1646
01:29:28,560 --> 01:29:32,890
Terry, yeah.
Terry, guess who's here?

1647
01:29:32,970 --> 01:29:34,890
Yeah, have a little look
at Cam 14.

1648
01:29:39,140 --> 01:29:40,890
Oh, shit,
it's Linda.

1649
01:29:42,390 --> 01:29:44,140
So, Linda,
what are you doing here?

1650
01:29:44,220 --> 01:29:45,970
Oh, I'm not
on the list, because I made

1651
01:29:46,060 --> 01:29:47,350
a special arrangement
with Imran,

1652
01:29:47,430 --> 01:29:48,720
so I just need a desk
for five minutes.

1653
01:29:48,810 --> 01:29:51,640
Or three minutes.
Charlotte, can I?

1654
01:29:51,720 --> 01:29:53,680
- Come through.
- Okay. Oh!

1655
01:29:53,770 --> 01:29:55,520
I need to wait
for my, um, driver.

1656
01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:57,430
Oh, hang on.
Excuse me.

1657
01:29:59,220 --> 01:30:01,390
Hi.
B2B Pro Freight Services?

1658
01:30:01,470 --> 01:30:02,680
Yeah.

1659
01:30:02,770 --> 01:30:03,850
For the Eve Schwarz
collection?

1660
01:30:03,930 --> 01:30:05,220
Yeah?

1661
01:30:05,310 --> 01:30:07,640
Okay, just wait here
for one second. Okay.

1662
01:30:07,720 --> 01:30:11,430
We couldn't get
our normal freight service.

1663
01:30:11,520 --> 01:30:13,020
World's gone mad.

1664
01:30:13,100 --> 01:30:14,350
I'm going to have to run a
hundred checks on this guy.

1665
01:30:14,430 --> 01:30:15,850
We'll just need
to see his ID.

1666
01:30:15,930 --> 01:30:17,720
And Imran said we do need
to check the driver's ID.

1667
01:30:20,100 --> 01:30:21,310
Of course.

1668
01:30:26,140 --> 01:30:27,850
Yeah,
can I see your ID?

1669
01:30:34,100 --> 01:30:35,680
Thank you.

1670
01:30:35,770 --> 01:30:37,350
Oops.

1671
01:30:47,970 --> 01:30:49,180
Oh, my God, Charlotte.

1672
01:30:49,270 --> 01:30:51,520
I didn't tell you.
You of all people.

1673
01:30:51,600 --> 01:30:52,680
What?

1674
01:30:52,770 --> 01:30:54,020
It's just
the most earth-shattering,

1675
01:30:54,100 --> 01:30:55,520
life-changing,
amazing news.

1676
01:30:55,600 --> 01:30:57,350
I found someone.
I met someone.

1677
01:30:57,430 --> 01:30:59,140
- No.
- Yes.

1678
01:30:59,220 --> 01:31:00,640
Oh, my God. I thought you
were going to be single forever.

1679
01:31:00,720 --> 01:31:02,350
- Me, too!
- Dating app? Bumble?

1680
01:31:02,430 --> 01:31:04,680
- What's he like?
- He's, uh...

1681
01:31:06,970 --> 01:31:08,390
He's a poet.

1682
01:31:08,470 --> 01:31:09,850
Yeah.

1683
01:31:09,930 --> 01:31:11,430
Yeah, he's like
a really wild poet.

1684
01:31:11,520 --> 01:31:12,810
Oh, my God,
that's so romantic.

1685
01:31:12,890 --> 01:31:14,270
Hmm, I know.

1686
01:31:14,350 --> 01:31:16,060
But listen, I've got a slot
in the vaults at 7:00.

1687
01:31:16,140 --> 01:31:17,688
I gotta get this guy
processed. Thank you.

1688
01:31:17,712 --> 01:31:18,220
Mmm-hmm.

1689
01:31:18,310 --> 01:31:21,060
- Linda...
- Oh, life, life.

1690
01:31:21,140 --> 01:31:22,890
Right? You never know
what's coming down the line.

1691
01:31:22,970 --> 01:31:24,600
Okay.

1692
01:31:27,390 --> 01:31:28,810
We're good.

1693
01:31:31,720 --> 01:31:33,390
Thank you, Mark.

1694
01:31:33,470 --> 01:31:35,020
Anything for you, Linda.

1695
01:31:37,140 --> 01:31:40,350
Okay,
I'm going to generate you a Harrods pass

1696
01:31:40,430 --> 01:31:42,520
that will give you access
to all areas.

1697
01:31:42,600 --> 01:31:46,100
- Date of birth.
- - January 19th, 1809.

1698
01:31:46,180 --> 01:31:49,600
But I didn't have my first
poem published until 1827.

1699
01:31:50,600 --> 01:31:52,020
Okay, that's good.
That's good.

1700
01:31:52,100 --> 01:31:54,270
You're taking it lightly.
You're not panicking.

1701
01:31:54,350 --> 01:31:56,470
January 19th, 1980.

1702
01:31:56,560 --> 01:31:58,100
Height, six feet.

1703
01:31:58,180 --> 01:31:59,600
- Build...
- Medium athletic.

1704
01:31:59,680 --> 01:32:01,890
And inside, I am panicking.

1705
01:32:01,970 --> 01:32:04,770
You do realize that we've
both gone fucking insane.

1706
01:32:04,850 --> 01:32:06,970
We haven't done
anything yet.

1707
01:32:07,060 --> 01:32:10,600
Criminal convictions, none.

1708
01:32:10,680 --> 01:32:12,180
So, when does
the moment begin?

1709
01:32:12,270 --> 01:32:14,890
The moment when we decide.

1710
01:32:14,970 --> 01:32:17,020
In the CCTV control room,

1711
01:32:17,100 --> 01:32:19,770
there's a deaf man
who reads lips.

1712
01:32:19,850 --> 01:32:21,970
Shut up. Look here.

1713
01:32:22,810 --> 01:32:24,600
Why are you good at this?

1714
01:32:32,720 --> 01:32:34,060
Oh, Linda.

1715
01:32:34,140 --> 01:32:35,970
I just need to get
the gentleman's name

1716
01:32:36,060 --> 01:32:37,970
in case of a fire, so...

1717
01:32:39,060 --> 01:32:41,060
- His name?
- Mmm-hmm.

1718
01:32:41,140 --> 01:32:42,600
Edgar Allen Poe.

1719
01:32:45,810 --> 01:32:47,350
Uh, Edgar...

1720
01:32:48,060 --> 01:32:50,930
Edgar Allen Poe.

1721
01:32:51,020 --> 01:32:52,520
Great, thanks.

1722
01:32:54,890 --> 01:32:56,640
This is the first time
Harrods has been closed

1723
01:32:56,720 --> 01:32:59,310
in a hundred years.

1724
01:32:59,390 --> 01:33:02,100
Everything has to get
packed up and put into boxes.

1725
01:33:02,180 --> 01:33:05,180
Pearls, purses,
fine art, fine jewelry.

1726
01:33:05,270 --> 01:33:06,180
Diamonds.

1727
01:33:06,270 --> 01:33:07,890
Yeah. Diamonds.

1728
01:33:13,220 --> 01:33:14,850
Remember that game
we used to play

1729
01:33:14,930 --> 01:33:16,600
when we are alone
in an elevator,

1730
01:33:16,680 --> 01:33:18,180
we ask
each other questions,

1731
01:33:18,270 --> 01:33:19,810
and we are only allowed
to tell the absolute truth?

1732
01:33:21,310 --> 01:33:22,680
Shoot.

1733
01:33:22,770 --> 01:33:25,100
What went wrong
with you and me?

1734
01:33:27,310 --> 01:33:30,020
When I met you,
I wanted wild and you were wild.

1735
01:33:30,100 --> 01:33:34,680
And then, I stopped wanting wild,
and you stopped being wild.

1736
01:33:36,430 --> 01:33:38,140
- So, it should have worked.
- Yeah, but it didn't.

1737
01:33:38,220 --> 01:33:39,850
- Why not?
- I don't know.

1738
01:33:39,930 --> 01:33:43,520
That's the truth.

1739
01:33:43,600 --> 01:33:45,970
<i>Doors opening.</i>

1740
01:33:47,180 --> 01:33:49,350
- Are you hungry?
- Yeah.

1741
01:34:11,640 --> 01:34:14,560
We have an hour until
our slot in the vaults,

1742
01:34:14,640 --> 01:34:17,060
so what do you want
to eat, Paxton?

1743
01:34:17,140 --> 01:34:18,850
There is
literally everything.

1744
01:34:22,140 --> 01:34:23,970
With the store closing,
Harrods is gonna give

1745
01:34:24,060 --> 01:34:25,890
all of this food away
to a food bank.

1746
01:34:30,930 --> 01:34:32,140
Fine.

1747
01:34:33,020 --> 01:34:34,600
Is there anybody watching?

1748
01:34:35,180 --> 01:34:36,100
Maybe.

1749
01:34:37,560 --> 01:34:38,850
Dream bigger.

1750
01:34:43,020 --> 01:34:44,640
Finest beluga caviar?

1751
01:34:56,720 --> 01:34:58,180
So is this the moment?

1752
01:34:58,720 --> 01:35:00,350
No.

1753
01:35:00,430 --> 01:35:03,680
No. We gotta get something
clear before we make up our mind.

1754
01:35:03,770 --> 01:35:05,930
This is a black
Perigord truffle from Italy.

1755
01:35:06,020 --> 01:35:08,310
It retails for £735.

1756
01:35:08,390 --> 01:35:09,930
- For a fucking mushroom?
- Okay.

1757
01:35:10,020 --> 01:35:11,720
Okay, that is what we need
to get clear in our minds.

1758
01:35:11,810 --> 01:35:13,600
What is the difference
between the cost of things,

1759
01:35:13,680 --> 01:35:15,270
and the value of things
to you and me?

1760
01:35:15,350 --> 01:35:16,640
So, I'm gonna
make a picnic.

1761
01:35:16,720 --> 01:35:17,810
A picnic which
under normal circumstances

1762
01:35:17,890 --> 01:35:20,060
would cost us about £5,000.

1763
01:35:49,720 --> 01:35:51,060
<i>Door's closing.</i>

1764
01:35:51,140 --> 01:35:53,020
My precious grandma
was a racist.

1765
01:35:53,100 --> 01:35:54,430
- Whoa.
- Yeah.

1766
01:35:54,520 --> 01:35:56,060
And I've just decided
to take her off

1767
01:35:56,140 --> 01:35:57,350
my in-head jury of people

1768
01:35:57,430 --> 01:35:59,060
who pass judgment
on what I do.

1769
01:36:01,350 --> 01:36:02,720
So, who else
is on the jury?

1770
01:36:04,100 --> 01:36:05,640
My dead mother,
God and you.

1771
01:36:06,430 --> 01:36:07,970
How come I'm still there?

1772
01:36:08,060 --> 01:36:09,560
<i>Door's opening.</i>

1773
01:36:09,640 --> 01:36:12,060
Doors are open,
I don't have to tell you.

1774
01:36:14,600 --> 01:36:16,930
I used to come in here
on my lunch break.

1775
01:36:22,930 --> 01:36:25,350
So which one of those
paintings do you want?

1776
01:36:25,430 --> 01:36:28,470
I don't want to own one.

1777
01:36:29,600 --> 01:36:31,390
You want to paint one.

1778
01:36:31,470 --> 01:36:34,180
I just want to paint.

1779
01:36:36,220 --> 01:36:38,020
So, this is the moment.

1780
01:36:38,100 --> 01:36:39,560
Oh, wait.

1781
01:36:39,640 --> 01:36:41,810
- Is the deaf guy looking?
- What?

1782
01:36:41,890 --> 01:36:44,600
Oh, I made that guy up
so you would stop talking.

1783
01:36:46,140 --> 01:36:47,810
Think about it.

1784
01:36:47,890 --> 01:36:52,100
£100,000 a year for ten years.
£50,000 a year for 20 years.

1785
01:36:52,180 --> 01:36:53,970
- A million pounds.
- Yeah.

1786
01:36:54,060 --> 01:36:55,270
You could paint.

1787
01:36:55,350 --> 01:36:56,970
You wouldn't even need
to sell anything.

1788
01:36:57,060 --> 01:37:00,560
<i>Door's closing.</i>

1789
01:37:00,640 --> 01:37:02,720
I never learned
to ride a bicycle.

1790
01:37:02,810 --> 01:37:03,770
- What?
- Yeah.

1791
01:37:03,850 --> 01:37:04,970
- Never?
- Yeah.

1792
01:37:05,060 --> 01:37:06,560
Went straight
to the motorcycle.

1793
01:37:08,180 --> 01:37:10,890
Before Christmas,
I had a sexual encounter with Maria,

1794
01:37:10,970 --> 01:37:12,560
and it was great.

1795
01:37:12,640 --> 01:37:14,270
<i>Door's opening.</i>

1796
01:37:17,890 --> 01:37:22,060
Okay, so we've established
that we both want freedom.

1797
01:37:22,140 --> 01:37:25,140
- Maria, really?
- Oh, Paxton.

1798
01:37:25,220 --> 01:37:27,850
Paxton, we are about to make
the most important decision

1799
01:37:27,930 --> 01:37:29,810
of our lives.
Can you concentrate?

1800
01:37:31,060 --> 01:37:33,390
Okay, in our
decision-making process,

1801
01:37:33,470 --> 01:37:35,600
we haven't yet
discussed morality.

1802
01:37:35,680 --> 01:37:37,520
Look at that. That is...

1803
01:37:37,600 --> 01:37:40,640
That's a whole city
in lockdown.

1804
01:37:40,720 --> 01:37:43,100
Hospitals can't cope.
A million pounds would help.

1805
01:37:43,180 --> 01:37:45,930
We'd be doing good.
Plus, I worked it out.

1806
01:37:46,020 --> 01:37:47,770
If it's in 50s,
it all fits in one suitcase.

1807
01:37:47,850 --> 01:37:49,470
You can leave it on a doorstep. Take that,
Grandma.

1808
01:37:49,560 --> 01:37:52,770
- You got rid of Grandma.
- Yes, I did. Thank you.

1809
01:37:52,850 --> 01:37:55,850
So, okay, we do it.

1810
01:37:57,060 --> 01:37:58,060
Fuck it.

1811
01:37:58,890 --> 01:38:00,430
We decide right now.

1812
01:38:01,890 --> 01:38:02,810
Okay.

1813
01:38:05,930 --> 01:38:07,770
Previously,
I would have kissed you.

1814
01:38:10,060 --> 01:38:11,850
Let's just see
what happens.

1815
01:38:31,390 --> 01:38:33,810
- Okay.
- Fuck.

1816
01:38:33,890 --> 01:38:35,390
- Maria?
- Okay, it's time to go.

1817
01:38:35,470 --> 01:38:37,470
- Really?
- We gotta go to the vaults.

1818
01:38:39,560 --> 01:38:41,680
So, are we gonna
do it or not?

1819
01:38:57,220 --> 01:38:59,060
Are you okay?

1820
01:38:59,140 --> 01:39:01,470
God, no.

1821
01:39:01,560 --> 01:39:03,600
Is God really part
of your in-head jury?

1822
01:39:04,970 --> 01:39:06,720
And for the record,
God is absolutely fine

1823
01:39:06,810 --> 01:39:08,600
with whatever it is
that we decide to do.

1824
01:39:09,470 --> 01:39:10,890
That's good to know.

1825
01:39:12,430 --> 01:39:14,270
- Hi, there. P.., right?
-Yes, miss.

1826
01:39:14,350 --> 01:39:15,770
Lead the way.

1827
01:39:18,270 --> 01:39:20,890
Why does the name
Edgar Allen Poe ring a bell?

1828
01:39:34,850 --> 01:39:36,470
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

1829
01:40:02,180 --> 01:40:03,770
<i> You're shipping</i>
<i>that thing to New York?</i>

1830
01:40:35,850 --> 01:40:37,390
- It's an underwater theme.
- Yeah.

1831
01:40:37,470 --> 01:40:39,770
- My idea.
- It's nice.

1832
01:40:39,850 --> 01:40:41,850
You're very good at
what you do. What you did.

1833
01:40:43,640 --> 01:40:45,180
Okay, so we only need
to pack up

1834
01:40:45,270 --> 01:40:46,600
the jewelry and accessories.

1835
01:40:46,680 --> 01:40:48,020
The clothing
all goes downstairs,

1836
01:40:48,100 --> 01:40:49,220
so it shouldn't
take too long.

1837
01:40:49,310 --> 01:40:51,020
Yeah, not too long,
so, uh...

1838
01:40:52,060 --> 01:40:53,430
Shall I take it out?

1839
01:40:54,350 --> 01:40:56,390
Yes. Why not?

1840
01:41:04,560 --> 01:41:05,720
Okay.

1841
01:41:25,600 --> 01:41:27,100
Do it quickly,
the fish are piranhas.

1842
01:41:27,180 --> 01:41:30,350
- What?
- It's meant to be symbolic.

1843
01:41:30,430 --> 01:41:31,850
- Symbolic of...
- I don't remember, okay.

1844
01:41:31,930 --> 01:41:33,350
Just do it faster.

1845
01:41:33,430 --> 01:41:35,140
You'll be fine.

1846
01:41:51,310 --> 01:41:52,850
So, this is the moment.

1847
01:41:54,470 --> 01:41:57,520
Just seems so easy.

1848
01:41:57,600 --> 01:41:59,600
It's never been
about can we do it, Paxton.

1849
01:41:59,680 --> 01:42:01,470
It's about...
should we do it?

1850
01:42:01,560 --> 01:42:03,270
And will we do it?
It's about you and me.

1851
01:42:03,350 --> 01:42:05,930
And I'm not saying
that we are going to do it,

1852
01:42:06,020 --> 01:42:10,060
but if we are, then you would
need to take one step to your left.

1853
01:42:12,810 --> 01:42:15,020
So, shall I take the step?

1854
01:42:17,060 --> 01:42:18,520
Take the step.
Then, we decide.

1855
01:42:23,100 --> 01:42:24,560
Linda...

1856
01:42:24,640 --> 01:42:25,600
if we are deciding
in the moment,

1857
01:42:25,680 --> 01:42:27,560
then I say we do it.

1858
01:42:27,640 --> 01:42:29,310
If we are letting
the moment decide,

1859
01:42:29,390 --> 01:42:33,390
then, in my opinion,
the moment is saying loud and clear...

1860
01:42:33,470 --> 01:42:34,850
"Put the replica
in the fucking box

1861
01:42:34,930 --> 01:42:36,850
and put the real thing
in your bag."

1862
01:42:38,970 --> 01:42:43,520
Freedom, Linda,
in one beautiful moment.

1863
01:43:16,020 --> 01:43:17,520
Okay.

1864
01:43:18,520 --> 01:43:19,680
Okay.

1865
01:43:22,020 --> 01:43:23,310
- It's under control.
- It's under control.

1866
01:43:23,390 --> 01:43:25,470
- Under control.
- Yeah.

1867
01:43:27,430 --> 01:43:30,600
I think we should start
with the handbags,

1868
01:43:30,680 --> 01:43:33,720
and, uh,
we should get the dust bags...

1869
01:43:33,810 --> 01:43:35,020
Linda!

1870
01:43:35,100 --> 01:43:36,310
- Linda, it's me.
- Donald.

1871
01:43:36,390 --> 01:43:39,470
I need to speak to you
urgently.

1872
01:43:39,560 --> 01:43:42,310
Um, excuse me,
could you please take a stroll

1873
01:43:42,390 --> 01:43:44,060
or something for a moment?

1874
01:43:44,140 --> 01:43:46,560
I have some very important
things to say to my colleague.

1875
01:43:54,930 --> 01:43:56,180
Donald...

1876
01:43:56,270 --> 01:43:58,930
Well, goodness,
I thought that I fired you,

1877
01:43:59,020 --> 01:44:00,350
but you're here.

1878
01:44:00,430 --> 01:44:02,850
Linda, listen. Someone made
an anonymous call

1879
01:44:02,930 --> 01:44:04,520
to Miracore head office.

1880
01:44:04,600 --> 01:44:06,850
They said that the driver
from B2B

1881
01:44:06,930 --> 01:44:08,810
who is carrying
the Eve Schwarz collection

1882
01:44:08,890 --> 01:44:10,310
is using a false name.

1883
01:44:10,390 --> 01:44:12,390
They said he's got
a criminal record.

1884
01:44:13,430 --> 01:44:15,470
Grandma, hey.

1885
01:44:15,560 --> 01:44:17,810
I came as soon as I could.
Thank God you're okay.

1886
01:44:17,890 --> 01:44:19,810
- I'm okay.
- Well, the police are coming.

1887
01:44:19,890 --> 01:44:22,180
- The police are coming and...
- They'll be here any minute.

1888
01:44:22,270 --> 01:44:24,520
They'll be here any minute.
Okay, that's...

1889
01:44:24,600 --> 01:44:25,930
Now we're against
the clock.

1890
01:44:26,020 --> 01:44:28,140
Uh, if he's innocent
and who he says he is,

1891
01:44:28,220 --> 01:44:29,850
- then everything will...
- Everything will be okay.

1892
01:44:29,930 --> 01:44:32,430
And it will be okay, Donald,
because I know what to do.

1893
01:44:32,520 --> 01:44:33,680
What do you mean?

1894
01:44:33,770 --> 01:44:34,520
- What are you going to do?
- Paxton?

1895
01:44:34,600 --> 01:44:35,520
Paxton?

1896
01:44:37,850 --> 01:44:40,180
Donald. Paxton.

1897
01:44:40,270 --> 01:44:41,640
Paxton. Donald.

1898
01:44:41,720 --> 01:44:42,810
Who are you?

1899
01:44:42,890 --> 01:44:44,520
I'm Edgar Allen Poe,
obviously.

1900
01:44:44,600 --> 01:44:46,770
- She just called you Paxton.
- Yes, Donald, this is Paxton.

1901
01:44:46,850 --> 01:44:49,520
And I'm a woman
called Linda Jarvis.

1902
01:44:49,600 --> 01:44:53,100
I'm an ordinary woman
who, 60 seconds ago,

1903
01:44:53,180 --> 01:44:55,350
made an extraordinary
decision.

1904
01:44:55,430 --> 01:44:56,810
Linda,
what are you going to tell him?

1905
01:44:56,890 --> 01:44:58,220
What is it
to do with you?

1906
01:44:58,310 --> 01:45:01,770
What it has to do
with him is that...

1907
01:45:01,850 --> 01:45:04,680
he is my partner and my
lover of ten years standing,

1908
01:45:04,770 --> 01:45:06,600
and I think
I'm still in love with him.

1909
01:45:06,680 --> 01:45:08,020
Really?

1910
01:45:08,100 --> 01:45:10,560
But most importantly,
he is also my accomplice.

1911
01:45:10,640 --> 01:45:13,180
You see, Donald, just now...
just one minute ago,

1912
01:45:13,270 --> 01:45:14,890
I decided... We decided

1913
01:45:14,970 --> 01:45:17,220
to steal the Harris Diamond
worth three million pounds.

1914
01:45:17,310 --> 01:45:19,220
Holy fuck.
Confession avalanche.

1915
01:45:19,310 --> 01:45:20,470
No, it's okay,
and I know Donald

1916
01:45:20,560 --> 01:45:21,680
and also we don't have
a choice,

1917
01:45:21,770 --> 01:45:23,100
because Donald
called the police

1918
01:45:23,180 --> 01:45:24,470
and they're about to arrive
at any second.

1919
01:45:24,560 --> 01:45:26,220
- Oh, fuck!
- Like I said,

1920
01:45:26,310 --> 01:45:27,970
it's going to be okay,
because when the police arrive,

1921
01:45:28,060 --> 01:45:29,720
we are not going to be here,
we are going to be gone.

1922
01:45:29,810 --> 01:45:31,310
- You are?
- Yes, we are.

1923
01:45:31,390 --> 01:45:32,890
And Donald
is going to tell them

1924
01:45:32,970 --> 01:45:34,180
that he talked to Linda

1925
01:45:34,270 --> 01:45:35,470
and she said
that everything's fine,

1926
01:45:35,560 --> 01:45:36,890
it was all
a misunderstanding.

1927
01:45:36,970 --> 01:45:39,680
And then, he is going
to give them this,

1928
01:45:39,770 --> 01:45:41,430
your ID verification.

1929
01:45:41,520 --> 01:45:43,810
And you're going to say
that you recognize that driver

1930
01:45:43,890 --> 01:45:45,220
from another assignment.

1931
01:45:45,310 --> 01:45:46,600
And then, you're going
to tell them a story.

1932
01:45:46,680 --> 01:45:48,390
You're going
to tell them a story

1933
01:45:48,470 --> 01:45:50,720
about how this driver has an
enemy at work who hates him.

1934
01:45:50,810 --> 01:45:52,350
- I am?
- Yes, you are.

1935
01:45:52,430 --> 01:45:54,770
And do you know why you're
going to do all this, Donald?

1936
01:45:54,850 --> 01:45:57,970
- No. Why?
- Because we are good.

1937
01:45:58,060 --> 01:46:00,310
Paxton, Donald,
we three are good.

1938
01:46:00,390 --> 01:46:02,020
And the bastards
who told me to fire you

1939
01:46:02,100 --> 01:46:03,560
and the bastard
who bought that diamond,

1940
01:46:03,640 --> 01:46:05,930
they won't even realize
that it's gone.

1941
01:46:06,020 --> 01:46:08,600
- Mention the NHS.
- Yeah. Yes, ooh!

1942
01:46:10,850 --> 01:46:12,600
What do you say, Donald?

1943
01:46:12,680 --> 01:46:14,600
Will you
lie for us, Donald?

1944
01:46:17,180 --> 01:46:21,430
I see all this anarchy
is because of lockdown.

1945
01:46:21,520 --> 01:46:23,970
Idiotic,
insane fucking lockdown

1946
01:46:24,060 --> 01:46:25,470
which has liberated us all.

1947
01:46:25,560 --> 01:46:27,020
Donald, we'll give you money.
I'll give you 200 grand.

1948
01:46:27,100 --> 01:46:28,520
Fuck the money.
I don't do this for money,

1949
01:46:28,600 --> 01:46:29,560
I do this for beauty.

1950
01:46:29,640 --> 01:46:31,520
Linda, you are wonderful.

1951
01:46:31,600 --> 01:46:35,470
Linda, and he is
your secret bandit lover,

1952
01:46:35,560 --> 01:46:37,470
and you are going
to spit in the face

1953
01:46:37,560 --> 01:46:39,270
of the global monolith.

1954
01:46:39,350 --> 01:46:40,890
During lockdown
I've had time

1955
01:46:40,970 --> 01:46:44,560
to think and walk in the park
near my mother's house,

1956
01:46:44,640 --> 01:46:47,390
and God,
apart from the dog walkers and the joggers

1957
01:46:47,470 --> 01:46:50,850
breathing everywhere,
God, it is a beautiful world.

1958
01:46:50,930 --> 01:46:53,020
Even before
the fucking virus,

1959
01:46:53,100 --> 01:46:55,470
we were all locked down
in our own routines,

1960
01:46:55,560 --> 01:46:57,180
our versions
of ourselves...

1961
01:46:57,270 --> 01:46:58,430
Linda, we have to get
the fuck out of here.

1962
01:46:58,520 --> 01:46:59,970
Let Donald have his moment.

1963
01:47:00,060 --> 01:47:01,140
...never get to work!

1964
01:47:01,220 --> 01:47:02,430
I only came here tonight

1965
01:47:02,520 --> 01:47:03,810
because I was worried
about you, Linda.

1966
01:47:03,890 --> 01:47:05,430
I don't give a fuck
about Miracore,

1967
01:47:05,520 --> 01:47:07,970
their fucking diamonds,
I don't care about them.

1968
01:47:08,060 --> 01:47:10,930
I want everything
to be stolen.

1969
01:47:11,020 --> 01:47:13,930
I will lie for you, Linda,

1970
01:47:14,020 --> 01:47:19,680
because this is my moment
to fucking do something!

1971
01:47:32,180 --> 01:47:33,770
Mad, all this, isn't it?

1972
01:47:33,850 --> 01:47:35,430
Yeah.

1973
01:47:35,520 --> 01:47:37,310
Who'd have thought a
month ago we'd be doing this.

1974
01:47:38,220 --> 01:47:39,350
Not me.

1975
01:47:41,470 --> 01:47:43,680
<i>Paging Edgar Allen Poe.</i>

1976
01:47:43,770 --> 01:47:47,350
<i>Edgar Allen Poe,</i>
<i>please report to security.</i>

1977
01:48:01,890 --> 01:48:03,560
<i> Mr. Edgar Allen Poe,</i>

1978
01:48:03,640 --> 01:48:06,350
<i>please report</i>
<i>to security immediately.</i>

1979
01:48:06,430 --> 01:48:08,020
I think
we should speed up.

1980
01:48:08,100 --> 01:48:10,680
Don't rush. We're not trying
to evacuate Dunkirk!

1981
01:48:10,770 --> 01:48:11,970
Stop there. If you walk,

1982
01:48:12,060 --> 01:48:14,020
you should be
on the starboard side.

1983
01:48:16,390 --> 01:48:17,850
Leave it.
Leave it.

1984
01:48:19,140 --> 01:48:20,720
Linda?

1985
01:48:20,810 --> 01:48:23,350
<i> Paging</i>
<i>Edgar Allen Poe.</i>

1986
01:48:23,430 --> 01:48:26,430
<i>Mr. Edgar Allen Poe,</i>
<i>please report to security.</i>

1987
01:48:26,520 --> 01:48:29,220
It's Michael with the
arrows from Zoom.

1988
01:48:34,640 --> 01:48:37,270
<i> Mr. Edgar Allen Poe,</i>

1989
01:48:37,350 --> 01:48:40,310
<i>please report</i>
<i>to security immediately.</i>

1990
01:48:42,430 --> 01:48:44,560
Oh, fuck.

1991
01:48:44,640 --> 01:48:46,520
You'll have to turn in
your Harrods pass.

1992
01:48:46,600 --> 01:48:47,890
You go. Save yourself.

1993
01:48:47,970 --> 01:48:49,270
It's me that fate
is fucking with.

1994
01:48:49,350 --> 01:48:51,220
Just keep walking.

1995
01:48:52,970 --> 01:48:54,270
Edgar Allen Poe.

1996
01:48:58,930 --> 01:49:00,560
You left this
in the office.

1997
01:49:02,100 --> 01:49:03,810
You'll need it at Heathrow.

1998
01:49:07,770 --> 01:49:10,020
Thanks very much.

1999
01:49:10,100 --> 01:49:13,140
Everybody says, uh,
come back soon, Linda,

2000
01:49:13,220 --> 01:49:14,520
and we all love you.

2001
01:50:20,770 --> 01:50:22,020
Since that night,
we've established

2002
01:50:22,100 --> 01:50:23,680
that although we're now
both rich

2003
01:50:23,770 --> 01:50:25,890
and no longer have
to do jobs we despise,

2004
01:50:25,970 --> 01:50:27,220
the strains of lockdown

2005
01:50:27,310 --> 01:50:28,850
are still severely testing
our relationship.

2006
01:50:28,930 --> 01:50:30,520
"Happy ever after"
cannot survive

2007
01:50:30,600 --> 01:50:32,470
someone hiding
your bag of flour.

2008
01:50:32,560 --> 01:50:34,140
Okay, come on. Okay.

2009
01:50:35,180 --> 01:50:37,560
Here is your bag of flour.
I just...

2010
01:50:37,640 --> 01:50:39,770
I want you to promise me that
you're not gonna make bread.

2011
01:50:39,850 --> 01:50:41,100
Why not?

2012
01:50:41,180 --> 01:50:43,060
Because of the mess
and the pointlessness

2013
01:50:43,140 --> 01:50:45,720
and because it will be inedible,
and like all homemade bread,

2014
01:50:45,810 --> 01:50:47,220
it will be a fucking
pointless cannonball.

2015
01:50:47,310 --> 01:50:49,100
My dad used to make it
and we had to eat it,

2016
01:50:49,180 --> 01:50:50,640
otherwise he would disappear
into his workshop

2017
01:50:50,720 --> 01:50:52,970
and make these
hopeless wooden toys.

2018
01:50:53,060 --> 01:50:54,890
- Never again.
- Linda, you've lost your mind.

2019
01:50:54,970 --> 01:50:55,810
What? I've lost...

2020
01:50:55,890 --> 01:50:57,220
You buried a hedgehog

2021
01:50:57,310 --> 01:50:59,430
and said a eulogy
over the fucking grave.

2022
01:50:59,520 --> 01:51:01,640
And you deliberately stuck
a piece of tinsel on the ceiling

2023
01:51:01,720 --> 01:51:03,720
- above the stairs.
- No, it was there all along.

2024
01:51:03,810 --> 01:51:05,720
- I almost broke my fucking neck.
- If you'd asked me,

2025
01:51:05,810 --> 01:51:06,970
I would have held
the stepladders.

2026
01:51:07,060 --> 01:51:08,060
If it had been there
"all along,"

2027
01:51:08,140 --> 01:51:09,520
I would have noticed it.

2028
01:51:09,600 --> 01:51:10,970
But you haven't noticed
that there was no point

2029
01:51:11,060 --> 01:51:12,350
in packing a suitcase

2030
01:51:12,430 --> 01:51:15,270
because there is nowhere
you can actually go.

2031
01:51:15,350 --> 01:51:17,930
They just extended lockdown
by another two weeks.

2032
01:51:21,600 --> 01:51:23,020
Oh, shit.

2033
01:51:25,060 --> 01:51:27,390
Well...

2034
01:51:28,850 --> 01:51:30,270
All that
for a bag of flour

2035
01:51:30,350 --> 01:51:32,770
and a definitely
pre-existing piece of tinsel.

2036
01:51:32,850 --> 01:51:37,390
And because today
is my birthday.

2037
01:51:38,520 --> 01:51:39,810
It's okay.

2038
01:51:39,890 --> 01:51:41,390
- I know.
- It's okay.

2039
01:51:41,470 --> 01:51:43,430
- It's lockdown.
- No, I knew that.

2040
01:51:43,520 --> 01:51:45,428
Nobody knows what day it is,
never mind the date.

2041
01:51:45,452 --> 01:51:46,600
And I got you something.

2042
01:51:46,680 --> 01:51:48,680
I got you something
you really, really want.

2043
01:51:56,180 --> 01:51:57,810
Go crazy.

2044
01:52:00,430 --> 01:52:04,180
- Another two weeks?
- Another two weeks.

2045
01:52:04,270 --> 01:52:06,970
Well, then,
my long suffering public

2046
01:52:07,060 --> 01:52:09,350
may need another poem.

2047
01:52:11,310 --> 01:52:14,140
<i>Counting The Beats</i>
by Robert Graves.

2048
01:52:15,470 --> 01:52:19,430
"You, love, and I,
you and I,

2049
01:52:19,520 --> 01:52:21,310
and if no more
than only you and I,

2050
01:52:21,390 --> 01:52:24,220
what care you and I?"

2051
01:52:29,350 --> 01:52:35,600
"Counting the beats,
counting the slow heartbeats,

2052
01:52:35,680 --> 01:52:40,180
the bleeding to death of time
in slow heartbeats,

2053
01:52:40,270 --> 01:52:42,850
wakeful we lie.

2054
01:52:42,930 --> 01:52:48,600
Cloudless day, night,
and another cloudless day,

2055
01:52:48,680 --> 01:52:53,350
"yet a huge cloud will burst
upon their heads one day."

2056
01:52:53,430 --> 01:52:56,180
And on that day,
lockdown will end!

2057
01:52:59,100 --> 01:53:02,180
"Only here,
as we are here, together,

2058
01:53:02,270 --> 01:53:07,350
now and here,
always you and I."