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M_I_SForEver

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<i>Before you say anything,
I'm not your brother.</i>

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<i>I'm your half-brother.</i>

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What was that?

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Why would you begin
a conversation like that?

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<i>Because you are about
to ask me for money,</i>

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<i>and when I always say,
"Why should I give you money?"</i>

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<i>you always say,
"Because I am your brother,"</i>

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<i>and I never point out
you are my half-brother.</i>

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<i>I never say it. But things
happening around here lately...</i>

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<i>Hi, Paxton. How are
your erratic head movements?</i>

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<i>I ask
because I read an article.</i>

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Yeah, they're under control.

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How's the, uh,
cement art work?

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<i>She just sold a piece
for $50,000.</i>

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<i>A frozen waterfall.</i>

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<i>It felt appropriate
for the times.</i>

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How is it appropriate
for the times?

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<i>You know what?
It doesn't matter.</i>

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I was actually calling
to see how you were.

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'Cause I heard
it's bad in New York.

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<i>It is bad.
They canceled the NBA.</i>

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<i>We heard London's
under total lockdown.</i>

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I've been furloughed
by the way.

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- <i>That's great!</i>
- Yeah.

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Now there is literally zero
purpose to my life.

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<i>How is Linda?</i>

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Yeah, she's somewhere
in the house.

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<i>Is there
some type of issue?</i>

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Is there an issue?
Let me see.

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Convenient lie to avoid
forensic examination

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of our domestic circumstances
or tell the truth?

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Okay, convenient lie.

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No. There is no issue.
We are fine.

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<i>Can you tell her
I'm gonna Skype her?</i>

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Also, David,
I've sold my motorbike.

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<i>You've what?</i>

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Yeah, I have a buyer.
He'll pay me

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when we are all unlocked

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from this fucking prison
of psychological hell-chains.

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Fucking flames
of burning aloneness.

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The screw of isolation
until you can't tell

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what is your body
and what is furniture.

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No possibility
of revving the engine

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and riding away. Am I conveying
anything of my mood to you?

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<i>Why have you sold your bike?</i>

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<i>You are your bike.
Your bike is you.</i>

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Yeah, I have sold myself.

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I have sold my former self.

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I felt sorry for the bike.

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It deserved someone who can do
justice to its spirit.

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Someone who still
breaks the fucking rules.

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<i>So, you and Linda, what,
you had a fight?</i>

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Linda said she was planning
to end our thing,

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our relationship,
our whatever this ever was,

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because we'd grown apart,

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meaning that she had gone up
and I have gone down.

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She was planning to end it
before lockdown was announced.

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...droplets and moisture
because we were shouting.

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I said some things
and she said some things

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and now
we are stuck here together

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with the things we said

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echoing around the house
like fucking bells ringing.

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For two weeks
we are locked together here.

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Anyway. Truth be told,
I just wanted to hear someone's voice.

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- <i>And you chose us?</i>
- <i>Yeah, why not?</i>

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<i>What happened to Mike?
Your friend Mike.</i>

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Oh, no, no. Mike and I
are no longer speaking.

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He crossed...
My delivery!

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Crossed an important threshold
when, uh, when he said that

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the COVID virus
was the consequence

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of the secret release by Jews
of alien DNA

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into the
water sprinkling system

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of a Chinese golf resort.

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<i>It looks like
your food has arrived,</i>

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- <i>so we'll let you go.</i>
- It's not food, it's a sandwich.

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<i>Yeah, hang in, brother.</i>

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- Half-brother.
- <i>Tell Linda I'm gonna call her.</i>

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Yeah, I'll leave her a note.
Just to compound the oddness.

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<i>The stark reality
of fighting Coronavirus...</i>

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<i>...Trafalgar Square in London
usually crowded.</i>

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<i>Evidence of social distancing
in action.</i>

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<i>In this critically
important time,</i>

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<i>the Prime Minister
Boris Johnson himself infected,</i>

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<i>but been sharing...</i>

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Maria, hey!
Is everything okay?

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<i>Oh, yeah, yeah.
Everything's great.</i>

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<i>You know, we're staying strong.
Yeah, we just talked to Paxton.</i>

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Hmm. Yes, I head. Some of it.
I put a pillow over my head.

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<i>He said you had symptoms.</i>

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It passed I think. I hope.
I don't know.

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<i>Oh, green smoothie.
You must send me that recipe.</i>

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It's not a recipe,
it's an action.

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You just put the green stuff in
and press the on button.

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<i>How are things
with you and Paxton?</i>

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<i>Is everything okay?</i>

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You know
everything is not okay.

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Not only
is everything not okay,

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nothing is okay.

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Everything is never okay.
Even his name is not okay.

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This is him speaking. He says even
his name is a predictor of doom.

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That's how he is lately.

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He's changed so much.

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<i>Oh, we all change.</i>

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<i>I mean, Linda, you've evolved,
he's mutated.</i>

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<i>He needs some help.</i>

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- <i>I read an article...</i>
- Do you know he said the other day

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that any man over 35
who rides a bus is a failure?

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He rides the bus every day. Or he used to.

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- He does it to torture himself.
- <i>No man is ever really fully conscious, not really.</i>

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<i>So, I heard
he's selling his motorbike.</i>

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<i>That's a big step.</i>

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Yeah, we both agreed
that he needed some time,

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so he's planning on using
the money from selling the bike

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to go to Kazakhstan
to think about his life.

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<i>Why Kazakhstan?</i>

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We went on a road trip there
ten years ago.

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Ten years ago?
A million years ago.

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Anyway, now he is stuck here,
and I am stuck here.

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- <i>Linda, is there someone else?</i>
- Nope, just me and him.

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<i>No, I mean, like,
another man.</i>

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- No.
- <i>A woman?</i>

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What?

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<i>I was just speculating.</i>

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<i>Thinking about that night we came to
London and you and I went too far.</i>

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Oh, that was just weed
and curiosity.

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<i>We both had orgasms, Linda.</i>

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You know they say these calls
aren't really the most secure.

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<i>I think
about that night sometimes.</i>

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- You do?
- <i>Yeah, don't you?</i>

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Mmm... Listen, Maria,
I've been on Skype and Zoom calls all day.

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The office is locked down.
I really gotta get some sleep.

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- <i>Okay, bye.</i>
- Bye.

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- <i>I love you.</i>
- What?

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God.

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Paxton, are you
going somewhere?

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Where would I be going?

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Why is the hose
in your exhaust?

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I was just gonna
take a selfie.

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Someone at work texted me
and asked how I was

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coping with lockdown.

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So I was gonna send
a photo of myself

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with the hose shoved
up my helmet by way of reply.

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I thought it'd be funny.

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An amusing expression
of despair.

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You were really
just gonna take a selfie?

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Yeah, I had the phone
in my hand.

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You weren't gonna
start the engine?

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And go where?
You can't go anywhere.

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I came in here and I could
smell the garage and the bike.

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And the smell...
it made me very sad for some reason.

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That shelf's covered in oil,
you're gonna get your ass covered in oil.

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- Jesus, what a day!
- Bad?

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No, just work.
I had some bad news.

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Nothing compared
to... everything.

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I really was just gonna
take a selfie, by the way.

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"By the way," "just so you know,"
"in case you were worried."

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Just... just a little game.

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Or a rehearsal.

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I'm not... Please don't think
I'm looking for anything.

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You know Maria just called me
and said that she loves me?

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- What?
- I know.

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Secrets coming out
all over the place.

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You got the key
to get back in?

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- No.
- I'll leave the door open for you.

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What's wrong?

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You playing
with the hoses and exhausts

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and we carry on
as if everything was normal.

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I'm not normal lately,
I know that.

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I haven't been
sleeping at all.

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I've never been normal, but...

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I used to be quite proud of it.
Now, I just...

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- Just what?
- I don't know.

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I'm just acutely aware
of the inconvenience it causes.

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My super analysis
of every grain of sand.

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Every word.

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Being locked up
is making it worse.

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We have to find some way of
getting through this separately.

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We're only together because
we're in the same house.

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We can sort of move around
each other until we're free...

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- What? What is it?
- Oh, nothing.

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Good night.

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It's a bit of
Christmas decoration.

184
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It's been there
since Christmas.

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My therapist says
I should try to tolerate it.

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To use it as a test.

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Up until now, I've been able
to live with it,

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as a test
to prove my progress.

189
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Well, fuck progress.

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- Why don't you take it down?
- No, my therapist says...

191
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- Fuck the therapist. Paxton...
- You almost did.

192
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Grow up. Take it down.

193
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If it bothers you,
take it down, okay?

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Christmas is not exactly
a great memory anyway, is it?

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Christmas is not a great memory.
I agree with you.

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Beginning of the end for us,
don't you think?

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That was way before Christmas
for me.

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Sorry.

199
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Why do people think
honesty is good?

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What are you doing
about therapy anyway?

201
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I'm doing it on Zoom.

202
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My therapist has antlers on his wall.

203
00:11:05,108 --> 00:11:07,233
These are extraordinary
circumstances, Paxton.

204
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You can't live with a woman
who has dumped you

205
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and a piece of tinsel
on the ceiling.

206
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- Have we decided to laugh about all this?
- Why not?

207
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Nothing else we can do
there, is there?

208
00:11:15,150 --> 00:11:16,317
Do you want a chair?

209
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Sure.

210
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Bravo.

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- Fuck! That's better.
- Hang on.

212
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You know, when I saw you
in the garage I thought...

213
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"Was it really me on the back of
your bike all those years ago?"

214
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Yeah, it was you.

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Hanging on and screaming.

216
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Well, that's what
I'm doing now.

217
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Hanging on and screaming,
but you can't hear me.

218
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Nobody can.
Anyway, good night.

219
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Screaming about what?

220
00:12:02,692 --> 00:12:06,983
What are you screaming about?
I'm the one that's screaming!

221
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Hello, stranger!

222
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- Hi.
- How are you?

223
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Terrible. You?

224
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Awful.

225
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Hello!

226
00:12:43,692 --> 00:12:47,525
Does anyone here in our lovely Portland
Street prison want to hear a little poem?

227
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I read a lot of poetry

228
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and I've read even more lately
'cause I can't sleep.

229
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It's actually quite a nice way
to discover

230
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that you're not the only human
being on earth who's fucked up.

231
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Paxton!

232
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What the fuck
are you doing?

233
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I'm entertaining
our fellow inmates.

234
00:13:04,858 --> 00:13:08,817
This poem
is called <i>Stand Up!</i>

235
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It's by D.H. Lawrence,
by the way.

236
00:13:10,775 --> 00:13:12,733
"By the way," "just so you know,"
"in case you were worried."

237
00:13:15,317 --> 00:13:16,567
All right, here goes.

238
00:13:17,525 --> 00:13:20,608
"Stand up,
but not for Jesus!

239
00:13:21,442 --> 00:13:23,483
It's a little late for that.

240
00:13:23,567 --> 00:13:26,025
Stand up for justice
and a jolly life.

241
00:13:26,108 --> 00:13:27,650
I'll hold your hat.

242
00:13:27,733 --> 00:13:32,608
Stand up, stand up for justice,
ye swindled little blokes!

243
00:13:32,692 --> 00:13:37,025
Stand up and do some punching,
give 'em a few hard pokes.

244
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:42,608
Stand up for a new arrangement
for a chance of life all round,

245
00:13:43,817 --> 00:13:46,775
for freedom
and the fun of living,

246
00:13:46,858 --> 00:13:49,275
break in,
and hold the ground!"

247
00:13:54,108 --> 00:13:55,317
Thank you.

248
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,733
Sorry if I woke you.

249
00:13:57,817 --> 00:14:00,317
But I am going
slightly mad lately.

250
00:14:01,442 --> 00:14:04,317
My advice to everyone

251
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:07,067
is to use these strange
times we're all going through

252
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:10,192
to steal all the things
that you think life owes you.

253
00:14:10,275 --> 00:14:11,900
Go to sleep,
you bloody tosser!

254
00:14:11,983 --> 00:14:13,483
Yeah, well, if I could
I would.

255
00:14:13,567 --> 00:14:15,150
Hey, leave him be, mate!

256
00:14:15,233 --> 00:14:17,983
And if I come across any other
good poems, I'll share it.

257
00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:19,733
We love it!

258
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,108
Good night, Portland Street.

259
00:14:21,192 --> 00:14:22,525
Night, night!

260
00:14:22,608 --> 00:14:24,025
Thank you!

261
00:14:38,025 --> 00:14:41,025
God, please let me sleep.

262
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,483
I swear to God!

263
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:04,025
What the fuck are you doing
in my garden?

264
00:15:05,358 --> 00:15:06,775
You all right?

265
00:15:06,858 --> 00:15:09,525
- We're just gathering these.
- They're just poppies.

266
00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:11,067
They're bulbs of poppies.

267
00:15:11,150 --> 00:15:12,900
All the dealers in our estate
have been arrested,

268
00:15:12,983 --> 00:15:16,192
because they're the only people
out on the streets, innit?

269
00:15:16,275 --> 00:15:19,567
With these poppy bulbs,
you can make a sort of opium.

270
00:15:19,650 --> 00:15:21,650
You just slit the skins
and juice comes out.

271
00:15:22,650 --> 00:15:23,983
How did you know
they were here?

272
00:15:24,067 --> 00:15:26,608
We live in that tower block
up there, bro.

273
00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:29,400
Friend of ours has a telescope.
He's into stars and shit.

274
00:15:29,483 --> 00:15:31,650
We've been looking down
on houses for a laugh.

275
00:15:31,733 --> 00:15:35,567
Looking through windows and then we
saw all these growing in your garden.

276
00:15:35,650 --> 00:15:38,192
What the fuck are they all
doing growing in my garden?

277
00:15:38,275 --> 00:15:41,150
I think hippies used to
squat in these houses in the '70s.

278
00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:43,942
I think they grew them
and they just went wild.

279
00:15:44,025 --> 00:15:45,775
How do you refine
the juice?

280
00:15:45,858 --> 00:15:48,775
You don't. You just drip it
onto tobacco and then smoke it.

281
00:15:48,858 --> 00:15:51,650
Or you can mix it with Coca-Cola
if you want and drink it.

282
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:55,192
Yeah, well, I don't smoke
anymore or drink Coca-Cola,

283
00:15:55,275 --> 00:15:57,483
or do drugs of any kind,

284
00:15:57,567 --> 00:16:02,692
but back in the bad old days I
did smoke quite a lot of heroin.

285
00:16:02,775 --> 00:16:04,275
This is not
as strong as heroin.

286
00:16:04,358 --> 00:16:06,858
It's quite a gentle hit.

287
00:16:06,942 --> 00:16:08,275
- It's organic, bro.
- Organic?

288
00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:09,900
Yeah.

289
00:16:09,983 --> 00:16:12,483
That would explain
the hedgehog.

290
00:16:12,567 --> 00:16:17,317
There's a hedgehog in this garden
who is unusually friendly and relaxed.

291
00:16:22,650 --> 00:16:27,525
Would a very small amount
help you sleep, do you think?

292
00:16:27,608 --> 00:16:30,650
You sleep like a baby.
Smooths everything out.

293
00:16:30,733 --> 00:16:33,775
- No mean voices in the night.
- No mean voices in the night.

294
00:16:33,858 --> 00:16:37,275
That would be nice.
Well, well, well.

295
00:17:18,150 --> 00:17:19,483
Paxton!

296
00:17:39,108 --> 00:17:41,483
Paxton, for fuck's sake!

297
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:06,192
Hey, Toby!

298
00:18:07,275 --> 00:18:08,983
- <i>Hi.</i>
- Hey, how's the cough?

299
00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:11,942
<i>A bit better I think.
How are you?</i>

300
00:18:12,025 --> 00:18:13,900
I had it I think,
but it's passed.

301
00:18:13,983 --> 00:18:16,358
I hope.
It's like a Valkyrie.

302
00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:18,358
<i>What?</i>

303
00:18:18,442 --> 00:18:20,442
It's a Viking spirit who,
before battles, decides

304
00:18:20,525 --> 00:18:22,900
who will live
and who will die.

305
00:18:22,983 --> 00:18:27,983
Valkyries, uh,
make their choices with no reason.

306
00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:30,733
No morality,
no good or bad.

307
00:18:30,817 --> 00:18:33,650
It's just so unfair how some
people get so sick and some don't.

308
00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:36,567
<i>Toby, you're back.
How are you?</i>

309
00:18:36,650 --> 00:18:38,525
<i>Gangster. Thank you.</i>

310
00:18:38,608 --> 00:18:41,275
- <i>Hello!</i>
- Donald!

311
00:18:41,358 --> 00:18:43,650
You got a tie on.

312
00:18:43,733 --> 00:18:45,317
<i>One of my father's old ones.</i>

313
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,733
<i>I've become nostalgic
for old-fashioned formality.</i>

314
00:18:48,817 --> 00:18:52,775
<i>On these Zoom things, I always
imagine every man has an erection.</i>

315
00:18:52,858 --> 00:18:54,067
Ooh!

316
00:18:54,150 --> 00:18:55,817
<i>Donald, is that
your house?</i>

317
00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:59,983
<i>Uh, no. I'm at my mother's.
Anthony threw me out.</i>

318
00:19:01,942 --> 00:19:06,192
Oh! That's not allowed,
is it?

319
00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:09,900
<i>We had an awful night,
and everything came out.</i>

320
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,483
<i>We found out we, uh,
hate each other. So...</i>

321
00:19:13,858 --> 00:19:15,483
<i>Hi!</i>

322
00:19:15,567 --> 00:19:20,025
Uh, Melissa. Hey, how is Italy?
I hear it's bad there.

323
00:19:20,108 --> 00:19:21,692
<i>No, I'm in Sweden.</i>

324
00:19:22,817 --> 00:19:24,900
- What?
- <i>Look.</i>

325
00:19:26,108 --> 00:19:27,733
<i>You can go to bars here.</i>

326
00:19:27,817 --> 00:19:30,775
Hmm. Is anybody
obeying the rules?

327
00:19:44,108 --> 00:19:47,150
After ten years sober,
that was fucking smart.

328
00:19:51,192 --> 00:19:53,400
Wait, who are we waiting for?

329
00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:56,858
- <i>Timothy, I think.
- Oh, is Timothy okay?</i>

330
00:19:56,942 --> 00:19:58,525
<i>Why wouldn't he be?</i>

331
00:19:58,608 --> 00:20:00,900
<i>Well, he's got an
underlying health condition.</i>

332
00:20:00,983 --> 00:20:02,900
- <i>Do you know which one?
- No.</i>

333
00:20:02,983 --> 00:20:04,400
<i>He just seemed
like a sort of person</i>

334
00:20:04,483 --> 00:20:06,400
<i>who would have
an underlying health condition.</i>

335
00:20:06,483 --> 00:20:08,692
Shall we just start
without Timothy?

336
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:12,567
<i>By the way,
I am also wearing shoes.</i>

337
00:20:12,650 --> 00:20:14,275
Seriously, we should start.

338
00:20:14,358 --> 00:20:17,608
I have something to say.
Something important.

339
00:20:20,067 --> 00:20:23,275
Oh, um, hang on.
Oh, it's a message from Timothy.

340
00:20:26,233 --> 00:20:29,650
- God!
- <i>Has he got it?</i>

341
00:20:29,733 --> 00:20:31,442
"Dear, Linda.
As of 9:00 a.m. this morning,

342
00:20:31,525 --> 00:20:33,192
I am resigning my position
at Miracore Media

343
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,817
with immediate effect.
I have had time alone to think

344
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:37,608
and I've realized
that what this company does

345
00:20:37,692 --> 00:20:39,442
is just self-indulgent
media bullshit,

346
00:20:39,525 --> 00:20:42,108
supporting corrosive international
capitalism around the world.

347
00:20:42,192 --> 00:20:44,692
We should be using our
creativity to save the planet,

348
00:20:44,775 --> 00:20:48,275
not sell handbags to the
wives of fascist dictators.

349
00:20:48,358 --> 00:20:50,942
Yours in isolation. Timothy."

350
00:20:51,025 --> 00:20:56,400
<i>Just been watching David Attenborough
documentaries, I imagine.</i>

351
00:20:56,483 --> 00:20:57,692
<i>Did he snap?</i>

352
00:20:57,775 --> 00:20:59,567
Okay, so there's no need
to wait for Timothy.

353
00:20:59,650 --> 00:21:01,692
Let's get this done.

354
00:21:01,775 --> 00:21:03,650
<i>Sounds awfully grave, Linda.</i>

355
00:21:03,733 --> 00:21:06,650
- <i>Daddy, Daddy.</i>
- <i>Shh. Daddy's on a call.</i>

356
00:21:10,567 --> 00:21:14,108
Yesterday, I had a very long Zoom
call with head office in Chicago.

357
00:21:14,192 --> 00:21:16,817
All continents
were represented.

358
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,775
And it seems
that all over the world

359
00:21:18,858 --> 00:21:21,983
the company is facing the same
issues at this difficult time.

360
00:21:22,067 --> 00:21:25,358
As CEO of Miracore UK,
it is my...

361
00:21:27,067 --> 00:21:29,483
unfortunate duty
to let you know

362
00:21:29,567 --> 00:21:33,192
that there will be some furloughing
of employees across the board.

363
00:21:34,608 --> 00:21:36,858
And also a number
of compulsory redundancies

364
00:21:36,942 --> 00:21:39,608
effective from today.

365
00:21:39,692 --> 00:21:46,817
<i>I assume the Inuit system of leaving
the old on the ice will be in play.</i>

366
00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:49,775
<i>Donald, please don't jump
to conclusions.</i>

367
00:21:49,858 --> 00:21:51,650
<i>Linda, what do you mean?</i>

368
00:21:51,733 --> 00:21:54,442
Uh, in normal times, I would've
gathered everyone into a room...

369
00:21:54,525 --> 00:21:56,442
<i>Everyone?</i>

370
00:22:00,775 --> 00:22:02,692
Everyone on this Zoom call
is on this call

371
00:22:02,775 --> 00:22:05,317
because all of your positions have
been deemed no longer sustainable,

372
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:09,150
and as of today your contracts of employment
with Miracore will be terminated.

373
00:22:12,775 --> 00:22:13,775
<i>Okay.</i>

374
00:22:13,858 --> 00:22:15,692
<i>I'm glad I'm home.</i>

375
00:22:15,775 --> 00:22:17,775
<i>I'm going to feed
the fucking chickens.</i>

376
00:22:19,317 --> 00:22:21,983
<i>This is really bad, Linda.
How do you sleep?</i>

377
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,733
<i>Hello!</i>

378
00:22:25,983 --> 00:22:27,900
Hello.

379
00:22:27,983 --> 00:22:30,233
<i>Look at my dinosaur.</i>

380
00:22:35,108 --> 00:22:36,692
<i>Daddy...</i>

381
00:22:37,692 --> 00:22:39,192
Malcolm, I thought
being furloughed

382
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:41,067
meant that the government
pays your wages,

383
00:22:41,150 --> 00:22:42,525
but you don't do any work.

384
00:22:42,608 --> 00:22:44,108
<i>Yeah, it does,
it does, it does.</i>

385
00:22:44,192 --> 00:22:45,525
<i>But COVID
makes everything different.</i>

386
00:22:45,608 --> 00:22:47,442
<i>So sad. So sad.</i>

387
00:22:47,525 --> 00:22:51,108
<i>All of this is impacting on
everyone in my pastoral care.</i>

388
00:22:51,192 --> 00:22:53,400
Yeah, but I'm not in
your pastoral care, right?

389
00:22:53,483 --> 00:22:54,983
I work for you.

390
00:22:55,067 --> 00:22:56,567
And all I wanna know is,

391
00:22:56,650 --> 00:22:59,192
if I am furloughed,
why are you asking me to work?

392
00:22:59,275 --> 00:23:00,317
It's illegal, isn't it?

393
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,525
<i>I'm a Christian man.</i>

394
00:23:01,608 --> 00:23:03,400
We all know that you are
a Christian man.

395
00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:05,317
<i>You say it like I ram it
down your throats.</i>

396
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,192
<i>I do not ram it down
your fucking throat.</i>

397
00:23:07,275 --> 00:23:10,192
Malcolm, just tell me,
what is it that you want me to do?

398
00:23:10,275 --> 00:23:11,858
<i>We have a situation, Paxton.</i>

399
00:23:11,942 --> 00:23:14,025
Yeah, I'm leaving this call
unless you tell me.

400
00:23:14,108 --> 00:23:15,317
I sat through your prayer.

401
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,108
<i>I begin every FaceTime
with a prayer.</i>

402
00:23:17,192 --> 00:23:19,108
<i>My choice. Right?
I'm the boss.</i>

403
00:23:19,192 --> 00:23:22,442
Yeah, you are the boss.
So what do you want me to do, boss?

404
00:23:22,525 --> 00:23:25,775
<i>Due to lockdown, all the major department
stores in the West End are closing.</i>

405
00:23:25,858 --> 00:23:28,650
<i>B2B Pro Freight Services are
among several freight companies</i>

406
00:23:28,733 --> 00:23:33,650
<i>which have been asked to transport valuable
retail items from the West End outlets</i>

407
00:23:33,733 --> 00:23:37,483
<i>to secure storage facilities
in shitholes like Dagenham.</i>

408
00:23:37,567 --> 00:23:41,025
<i>The fabric, Paxton,
of our society is torn, you see that.</i>

409
00:23:41,108 --> 00:23:45,358
<i>Fears of rioting and looting.
Pestilence. Apocalyptic words.</i>

410
00:23:45,442 --> 00:23:48,192
I'm giving you ten seconds to tell
me what it is you want me to do.

411
00:23:48,275 --> 00:23:51,108
- Ten, nine, eight...
- <i>Because of this crisis, we urgently need drivers.</i>

412
00:23:51,192 --> 00:23:53,317
- <i>Drivers like you.</i>
- ...seven, six, five...

413
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,775
<i>Department stores only allow their
goods to be transported by drivers</i>

414
00:23:55,858 --> 00:23:58,900
- <i>who do not have criminal records.</i>
- ...three, two...

415
00:23:59,817 --> 00:24:01,358
<i>I repeat.</i>

416
00:24:01,442 --> 00:24:04,983
<i>B2B Pro Freight Services
have urgent need for drivers</i>

417
00:24:05,067 --> 00:24:09,108
<i>registered to us who do not
have criminal records.</i>

418
00:24:09,192 --> 00:24:11,150
So why are you
talking to me?

419
00:24:11,233 --> 00:24:13,983
<i>I have contracts to carry
valuables from 16 department stores</i>

420
00:24:14,067 --> 00:24:17,650
<i>across London, and they all want
everything out in the next four days.</i>

421
00:24:17,733 --> 00:24:19,983
<i>And I only have
two fucking drivers.</i>

422
00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:21,442
So what's your solution?

423
00:24:21,525 --> 00:24:25,358
<i>Deception. Forgiveness.
Redemption. Bunce.</i>

424
00:24:25,442 --> 00:24:26,775
What the fuck is bunce?

425
00:24:26,858 --> 00:24:28,692
<i>Old East End word
for cash, Paxton,</i>

426
00:24:28,775 --> 00:24:30,483
<i>in return
for grand deception.</i>

427
00:24:30,567 --> 00:24:33,192
<i>Facilitated by my forgiveness
and your redemption.</i>

428
00:24:33,275 --> 00:24:34,858
All right, get there.
Get there, Malcolm.

429
00:24:34,942 --> 00:24:37,275
<i>I've printed off an ID
with a security level A2.</i>

430
00:24:37,358 --> 00:24:39,400
<i>Clean. With your photo on it
and a name.</i>

431
00:24:39,483 --> 00:24:41,483
<i>It is not your name.</i>

432
00:24:41,567 --> 00:24:43,108
<i>I can't officially take you off
furlough and give you this work,</i>

433
00:24:43,192 --> 00:24:45,317
<i>because you used to be
a bike slag,</i>

434
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,650
<i>so I will have to pretend you are
someone else and pay you in cash.</i>

435
00:24:47,733 --> 00:24:50,067
<i>You've worked for this company
as a driver for seven years.</i>

436
00:24:50,150 --> 00:24:51,692
<i>And I have never had
a single complaint.</i>

437
00:24:51,775 --> 00:24:53,733
<i>You've only ever driven
low value packages,</i>

438
00:24:53,817 --> 00:24:56,483
<i>but I believe you are a man
who can be trusted.</i>

439
00:24:58,942 --> 00:25:00,317
That I am.

440
00:25:01,775 --> 00:25:03,817
Yeah, I can be trusted.

441
00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:05,650
I mean, what happened
was a long time ago.

442
00:25:05,733 --> 00:25:06,900
<i>Yeah, I don't wanna to know.</i>

443
00:25:06,983 --> 00:25:08,775
No, it was biker versus biker.

444
00:25:08,858 --> 00:25:11,733
<i>The Lord forgives.
B2B Pro Freight Services forgives.</i>

445
00:25:11,817 --> 00:25:13,567
If it wasn't for the fucking
convictions from that night,

446
00:25:13,650 --> 00:25:15,400
my whole life would've been
radically different.

447
00:25:15,483 --> 00:25:17,317
<i>Two hundred a day in cash.</i>

448
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,483
I don't care about the cash.
I wanna make a deal with you, Malcolm.

449
00:25:20,567 --> 00:25:22,525
Look, I will do this
on the condition

450
00:25:22,608 --> 00:25:25,442
that when this is all over, you will
consider me for a clerical position.

451
00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:27,150
My entire life
has been fucked up

452
00:25:27,233 --> 00:25:28,900
because of things I did
on one night.

453
00:25:28,983 --> 00:25:30,400
My wife...

454
00:25:30,483 --> 00:25:32,192
My wife has grown out of me,

455
00:25:32,275 --> 00:25:35,067
because I am still Mr. Fuck-All
behind the wheel of a van.

456
00:25:35,150 --> 00:25:36,650
I am not stupid.

457
00:25:36,733 --> 00:25:37,733
I read poetry.

458
00:25:37,817 --> 00:25:38,900
I could be someone.

459
00:25:38,983 --> 00:25:40,567
<i>I've got another call,
Paxton.</i>

460
00:25:40,650 --> 00:25:42,192
<i>It is a very busy time,
the West End is going mad.</i>

461
00:25:42,275 --> 00:25:43,483
<i>Will you do it?</i>

462
00:25:43,567 --> 00:25:44,858
All right, if I do this
for you, Malcolm,

463
00:25:44,942 --> 00:25:47,192
I want you to practice
what you preach.

464
00:25:47,275 --> 00:25:50,608
About forgiveness,
and lost sheep and redemption,

465
00:25:50,692 --> 00:25:53,108
all of it, and give me
a chance to come off the road.

466
00:25:53,192 --> 00:25:54,817
<i>Everything
is possible, Paxton.</i>

467
00:25:54,900 --> 00:25:56,817
<i>God bless you.</i>

468
00:25:56,900 --> 00:25:58,775
<i>Selfridges, Thursday. Harvey
Nichols, Friday. Harrods on Saturday.</i>

469
00:25:58,858 --> 00:26:00,608
- Right, yeah.
- <i>I will e-mail your full itinerary</i>

470
00:26:00,692 --> 00:26:02,108
<i>and your new identity.</i>

471
00:26:02,192 --> 00:26:05,025
Okay, okay. And after...
After Harrods on Saturday...

472
00:26:05,108 --> 00:26:06,733
<i>God bless you, Paxton.</i>

473
00:26:14,150 --> 00:26:15,442
Shit.

474
00:26:48,233 --> 00:26:51,817
<i>Hey, Linda,
how's lockdown?</i>

475
00:26:51,900 --> 00:26:54,150
It's pretty bad.

476
00:26:54,233 --> 00:26:55,650
How's Chicago?

477
00:26:56,358 --> 00:26:57,650
<i>I'm in Vermont.</i>

478
00:26:57,733 --> 00:26:59,733
<i>Yeah, moved the family
out to Vermont.</i>

479
00:26:59,817 --> 00:27:03,317
<i>We're all here crazy happy.</i>

480
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:07,150
<i>Kids make a lot of noise,
so I got these new AirPods Pro.</i>

481
00:27:07,233 --> 00:27:10,525
<i>Noise canceling. They work, like,
you literally can't hear anything.</i>

482
00:27:10,608 --> 00:27:12,317
No, I don't have those.

483
00:27:13,275 --> 00:27:15,317
<i>I can see in your face</i>

484
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,442
<i>that you, uh, spoke to the guys at
Events and delivered the update.</i>

485
00:27:18,525 --> 00:27:21,650
Update. Yeah.
Yeah, I updated them.

486
00:27:21,733 --> 00:27:24,192
<i>Did you read them my message?</i>

487
00:27:25,775 --> 00:27:27,692
The stuff
about the Miracore family?

488
00:27:27,775 --> 00:27:31,275
No, no, no, I didn't think
that would translate. Um...

489
00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:36,483
<i>Linda, I wrote that message from the heart.
I really meant what I said.</i>

490
00:27:36,567 --> 00:27:38,567
<i>I can't believe you didn't
read it out to them.</i>

491
00:27:38,650 --> 00:27:41,567
I didn't think it was appropriate
to say that "Miracore is a family

492
00:27:41,650 --> 00:27:43,442
and there comes a time
in every family's life

493
00:27:43,525 --> 00:27:46,275
when it's best if some family
members fly the nest."

494
00:27:47,525 --> 00:27:49,025
<i>Why is that not appropriate?</i>

495
00:27:49,150 --> 00:27:50,650
Because they're not
flying the nest, are they?

496
00:27:50,733 --> 00:27:53,317
They're being
thrown out of the nest

497
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:54,900
into the long grass
under the tree.

498
00:27:54,983 --> 00:27:56,900
<i>There's no tree.
What tree?</i>

499
00:27:56,983 --> 00:27:59,400
It's your nest, Guy.
You came up with the analogy of the nest.

500
00:27:59,483 --> 00:28:01,108
So there has to be a tree.

501
00:28:01,192 --> 00:28:02,733
<i>Do you have
a temperature, Linda?</i>

502
00:28:04,650 --> 00:28:07,817
Um, there are two big events which were
already set up when lockdown began.

503
00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:09,567
One was at Westfield,

504
00:28:09,650 --> 00:28:11,483
the other one was the Eve Schwarz
store takeover at Harrods.

505
00:28:11,567 --> 00:28:13,400
But both Westfield and Harrods
have closed their door.

506
00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:14,692
<i>I love Harrods.</i>

507
00:28:14,775 --> 00:28:16,567
Yeah, I love Harrods, too.

508
00:28:16,650 --> 00:28:18,692
I worked there for five years,
they were the happiest of my life.

509
00:28:18,775 --> 00:28:20,733
Anyway, the launch of Eve Schwarz
collection was going to be huge,

510
00:28:20,817 --> 00:28:23,733
so I chose Harrods because of
its size and level of security.

511
00:28:23,817 --> 00:28:26,692
<i>You chose? I thought Melissa
was head of events strategy.</i>

512
00:28:26,775 --> 00:28:30,400
Yeah. Sometimes I questioned
her... It doesn't matter.

513
00:28:30,483 --> 00:28:33,733
<i>You've been carrying that
department a long time.</i>

514
00:28:33,817 --> 00:28:36,275
Yeah, well, they were family,
weren't they?

515
00:28:36,358 --> 00:28:38,275
And that's what
you do with family.

516
00:28:38,358 --> 00:28:40,233
You carry them until you get a
direction from Chicago to drop them,

517
00:28:40,317 --> 00:28:42,108
and then
you dutifully drop them.

518
00:28:42,192 --> 00:28:44,275
Anyway, at Harrods, we have five
million dollars worth of jewelry,

519
00:28:44,358 --> 00:28:46,608
clothing and accessories already
installed for the catwalk

520
00:28:46,692 --> 00:28:49,150
and store takeover
under Miracore liability.

521
00:28:49,233 --> 00:28:50,733
And that includes
the Harris Diamond

522
00:28:50,817 --> 00:28:52,775
which was to be
the centerpiece of the show.

523
00:28:52,858 --> 00:28:56,108
<i>The Harris Diamond is under
our insurance liability?</i>

524
00:28:56,192 --> 00:28:57,525
It's, um...

525
00:28:57,608 --> 00:29:01,650
It's safe in the Harrods'
secure vault, but, yes.

526
00:29:04,233 --> 00:29:07,483
I suggested to the people
at Eve Schwarz

527
00:29:07,567 --> 00:29:10,192
that we put everything into Harrods'
secure storage as quickly as possible

528
00:29:10,275 --> 00:29:12,025
until this, um...

529
00:29:12,150 --> 00:29:14,483
Uh, until this situation
is ended.

530
00:29:14,567 --> 00:29:17,275
But we have a problem
with insurance. You see...

531
00:29:19,150 --> 00:29:21,150
Uh...

532
00:29:21,233 --> 00:29:23,983
So, Eve Schwarz's
insurance policy

533
00:29:24,067 --> 00:29:25,817
means that they are not allowed
to store their merchandise

534
00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:27,650
except under their own
corporate supervision.

535
00:29:27,733 --> 00:29:29,483
So the merchandise

536
00:29:29,567 --> 00:29:31,775
will have to be taken out of the
store in secure transportation.

537
00:29:33,067 --> 00:29:35,108
Anyway, the stores
are allocating for collection.

538
00:29:35,192 --> 00:29:38,317
We have Westfield on Friday,
Harrods on Saturday.

539
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:41,108
<i>And then we discuss
your role and your salary.</i>

540
00:29:41,192 --> 00:29:44,275
<i>There'll be a lot of new responsibilities.</i>

541
00:29:44,358 --> 00:29:50,067
- <i>Things are changing.</i>
- That's excellent news. Thank you.

542
00:29:50,150 --> 00:29:52,067
<i>Say hello to London.</i>

543
00:29:52,150 --> 00:29:54,733
- Enjoy Vermont.
- <i>You bet.</i>

544
00:29:57,900 --> 00:30:00,192
What? Oh, fuck! Quinn!

545
00:30:09,233 --> 00:30:11,650
I'm going to the land of the Walking Dead

546
00:30:11,733 --> 00:30:12,608
to buy some milk.

547
00:30:12,692 --> 00:30:14,025
Do we need anything else?

548
00:30:15,817 --> 00:30:19,692
I say the word "we" without any
attempt to suggest a unified entity,

549
00:30:19,775 --> 00:30:23,400
but there's no point in us both going
separately to get our own provisions.

550
00:30:24,733 --> 00:30:26,192
It's getting rough
out there.

551
00:30:26,275 --> 00:30:27,775
And increasingly, I think

552
00:30:27,858 --> 00:30:29,733
people like me who have
spent time in real prison

553
00:30:29,817 --> 00:30:31,400
are thriving
in this new reality.

554
00:30:31,483 --> 00:30:34,067
Oh, you know what, Paxton,
fuck it. Come in.

555
00:30:36,358 --> 00:30:41,733
All right, Paxton, here it is.
In addition to milk, I need cigarettes.

556
00:30:44,525 --> 00:30:47,192
- What?
- I was trying to hide that I'm smoking again,

557
00:30:47,275 --> 00:30:50,567
but since we're no longer together,
it doesn't really matter, does it?

558
00:30:50,650 --> 00:30:52,233
You are smoking?

559
00:30:52,317 --> 00:30:55,067
Yes. I plan to carry on
just until this thing is over.

560
00:30:55,150 --> 00:30:57,900
It's magnificent, actually.

561
00:30:57,983 --> 00:30:59,942
And when did you
start smoking again?

562
00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:02,108
Just before Christmas.

563
00:31:02,775 --> 00:31:04,275
Why?

564
00:31:04,358 --> 00:31:07,775
I started smoking again
when I went to Paris.

565
00:31:07,858 --> 00:31:09,400
- You went to Paris?
- Yes, I went to Paris.

566
00:31:09,483 --> 00:31:10,817
I didn't tell you
I went to Paris.

567
00:31:10,900 --> 00:31:13,025
Michael Essien invited me
to Paris and I went.

568
00:31:13,108 --> 00:31:14,817
Okay, my therapist

569
00:31:14,900 --> 00:31:18,192
identifies these moments
as confession avalanche.

570
00:31:20,858 --> 00:31:22,525
Who the fuck
is Michael Essien?

571
00:31:22,608 --> 00:31:23,817
He is the founder
of Miracore,

572
00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:25,442
seventh wealthiest man
in Germany.

573
00:31:25,525 --> 00:31:28,108
- And you went to Paris with him?
- Not quite.

574
00:31:28,192 --> 00:31:30,358
He invited the CEOs
from six countries

575
00:31:30,442 --> 00:31:32,650
to come to Paris for his
60th birthday celebration.

576
00:31:32,733 --> 00:31:34,775
Do you mind if I light this thing?
I've put it out twi...

577
00:31:34,858 --> 00:31:37,983
And, you know what? Actually,
it's my choice. Why am I even asking?

578
00:31:44,275 --> 00:31:46,358
When I got to the hotel,
there was this banqueting suite

579
00:31:46,442 --> 00:31:48,400
and I met six other CEOs
just like me,

580
00:31:48,483 --> 00:31:50,358
only I had just
become a CEO,

581
00:31:50,442 --> 00:31:52,942
so I didn't realize exactly who
I was until I saw the other CEOs,

582
00:31:53,025 --> 00:31:57,108
and then I was like, "Oh,
so that's who I am now."

583
00:31:57,192 --> 00:31:59,275
And we sat around this table,
drinking champagne,

584
00:31:59,358 --> 00:32:01,817
and the conversation was lots
of little voices saying "yes,"

585
00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:04,275
and one big voice saying
"good," Michael Essien's voice.

586
00:32:04,358 --> 00:32:07,650
And then the big voice said,
"Emerging markets" and I...

587
00:32:07,733 --> 00:32:10,858
You know how sometimes when people say
something abstract, I actually see it?

588
00:32:10,942 --> 00:32:13,400
Well, we did smoke a lot of
weed in the bad old days.

589
00:32:13,483 --> 00:32:18,150
When he said "Emerging
markets," I saw this...

590
00:32:18,233 --> 00:32:24,150
thing, this shape appearing from under
the table and swimming around our legs.

591
00:32:24,233 --> 00:32:28,150
I think I actually did have a
temperature that night. But, anyway,

592
00:32:28,233 --> 00:32:30,650
then he said "Cigarettes
and pharmaceuticals,"

593
00:32:30,733 --> 00:32:33,942
and I drank some champagne and
someone said "facilitators,"

594
00:32:34,025 --> 00:32:37,233
that is people who persuade governments
that products are safe and okay.

595
00:32:37,317 --> 00:32:41,733
And the big voice said that facilitators
were now a huge link in the chain

596
00:32:41,817 --> 00:32:45,025
and I saw this big chain
dripping seaweed

597
00:32:45,108 --> 00:32:47,983
and then the big voice
raised a toast to corruption,

598
00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:50,358
and everybody laughed
ironically, including me.

599
00:32:50,442 --> 00:32:51,775
Paxton, look at me!

600
00:32:55,108 --> 00:32:59,275
And this thing, this shape,
it was swimming around my fucking legs

601
00:32:59,358 --> 00:33:01,192
and then the big voice said,
emerging market

602
00:33:01,275 --> 00:33:03,608
were now some big percentage
of Miracore's profits,

603
00:33:03,692 --> 00:33:06,150
and so there would have to be
rationalization in Europe.

604
00:33:06,233 --> 00:33:08,358
And I drank some water,
because I felt a little sick,

605
00:33:08,442 --> 00:33:10,858
but also like I might pass out, but then
the waiter said "brandy," so I said yes.

606
00:33:10,942 --> 00:33:15,692
And, so, the rationalization
was planned right there

607
00:33:15,775 --> 00:33:17,858
at that table in Paris
before Christmas.

608
00:33:17,942 --> 00:33:20,567
And the nice people
that I fired earlier today,

609
00:33:20,650 --> 00:33:23,233
they weren't fired because
of a virus, like I told them,

610
00:33:23,317 --> 00:33:26,150
that was a lie. They were fired
because of this...

611
00:33:26,233 --> 00:33:27,942
this thing, this shape,

612
00:33:28,025 --> 00:33:30,233
that swam with me
all the way back to my room,

613
00:33:30,317 --> 00:33:35,567
and to get rid of it, I used the disgusting
glass swan to smash a full length mirror,

614
00:33:35,650 --> 00:33:37,567
and rather then walk across
broken glass all night,

615
00:33:37,650 --> 00:33:39,650
I decided to take the
last train home to London,

616
00:33:39,733 --> 00:33:41,442
and when I got
to the Gare du Nord station,

617
00:33:41,525 --> 00:33:43,567
a homeless woman came up to me
and asked me for a cigarette.

618
00:33:43,650 --> 00:33:45,900
I told her that I didn't smoke,
but I decided to buy her a pack anyway,

619
00:33:45,983 --> 00:33:48,192
because I thought that maybe
kindness might make me feel better

620
00:33:48,275 --> 00:33:51,108
about what I had become.
And when she lit her cigarette,

621
00:33:51,192 --> 00:33:53,067
I decided
to have a cigarette, too.

622
00:33:53,150 --> 00:33:55,233
And when I drew in
the smoke,

623
00:33:55,317 --> 00:33:58,900
the thing stopped swimming.

624
00:34:00,483 --> 00:34:04,358
So I sat down on the bench
and I waited for my train.

625
00:34:05,858 --> 00:34:08,775
And that is why
I started to smoke again.

626
00:34:12,317 --> 00:34:16,192
But... to complete the answer
to your original question,

627
00:34:16,275 --> 00:34:19,817
in addition to milk
and cigarettes, we need bread

628
00:34:20,567 --> 00:34:22,733
and fucking wine.

629
00:34:25,817 --> 00:34:27,192
God!

630
00:34:27,692 --> 00:34:29,567
God what?

631
00:34:29,650 --> 00:34:31,358
Well, it sounds like
you did have a temperature.

632
00:34:31,442 --> 00:34:33,192
You know, they say this thing
was around before Christmas.

633
00:34:33,275 --> 00:34:35,108
Paxton, no!
It's not about the virus.

634
00:34:35,192 --> 00:34:39,733
It's about me realizing who I
am and what I do for a living.

635
00:34:41,192 --> 00:34:43,192
Although a complete
re-examination of one's life

636
00:34:43,275 --> 00:34:44,858
does seem to be
a COVID side effect.

637
00:34:45,858 --> 00:34:47,400
- You smashed a mirror?
- Yeah.

638
00:34:47,483 --> 00:34:48,733
Yeah, because I was in it.

639
00:34:48,817 --> 00:34:50,733
I also smashed
a champagne bottle,

640
00:34:50,817 --> 00:34:52,942
some champagne glasses, and I was about
to smash a glass horse and jockey,

641
00:34:53,025 --> 00:34:54,400
but then
I decided to keep it,

642
00:34:54,483 --> 00:34:56,525
but then I left it
on the fucking train.

643
00:34:56,608 --> 00:35:00,233
Basically, I went, what you
used to call, "Full Viking."

644
00:35:00,317 --> 00:35:01,733
In fact,
when I broke the mirror

645
00:35:01,817 --> 00:35:04,108
and I saw my furious face
in the cracked glass,

646
00:35:04,192 --> 00:35:06,817
- I thought of you.
- That's very sweet. Thank you.

647
00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:12,400
Why didn't you tell me?

648
00:35:15,233 --> 00:35:19,733
It was the onset of winter.
Our winter.

649
00:35:19,817 --> 00:35:21,567
And anyway,
I didn't tell anybody,

650
00:35:21,650 --> 00:35:25,608
because if you don't tell
anybody, then it didn't happen.

651
00:35:25,692 --> 00:35:28,233
- Did you get a bill for the mirror?
- Paxton...

652
00:35:28,317 --> 00:35:31,858
Paxton, fuck the mirror.
It's not about the mirror, it's about...

653
00:35:38,192 --> 00:35:40,942
Previously, at this point,

654
00:35:41,025 --> 00:35:43,358
- I would've hugged you.
- No, really, there's no need.

655
00:35:43,442 --> 00:35:45,108
And anyway, besides,
you're going shopping.

656
00:35:45,192 --> 00:35:50,275
So, uh, milk, bread,
wine, cigarettes.

657
00:35:50,358 --> 00:35:53,608
- And probably eggs.
- I'm gonna put white flour on the list.

658
00:35:53,692 --> 00:35:55,192
I'm gonna make bread.

659
00:35:55,275 --> 00:35:57,608
- Please don't.
- You know...

660
00:35:59,025 --> 00:36:01,858
what you just said
wasn't a confession.

661
00:36:01,942 --> 00:36:03,233
I didn't say
it was a confession.

662
00:36:03,317 --> 00:36:04,358
'Cause you didn't do
anything wrong.

663
00:36:04,442 --> 00:36:06,358
No, it was an explanation.

664
00:36:06,442 --> 00:36:07,692
You did everything right.

665
00:36:09,775 --> 00:36:11,900
You wanna hear a confession?

666
00:36:11,983 --> 00:36:17,192
This morning I overslept,
because last night I took opium.

667
00:36:18,650 --> 00:36:20,400
Yes!

668
00:36:20,942 --> 00:36:22,608
Yes.

669
00:36:22,692 --> 00:36:24,358
Much worse
than your cigarettes.

670
00:36:24,442 --> 00:36:28,733
I licked opium off little
green bulbs from the garden.

671
00:36:28,817 --> 00:36:30,317
- No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did.

672
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,108
Our garden
is full of heroin.

673
00:36:32,192 --> 00:36:33,483
You go beyond the washing line,
it's like the Helmand Province.

674
00:36:33,567 --> 00:36:36,067
After ten years, Paxton?

675
00:36:36,150 --> 00:36:38,067
Smoking isn't
so great either.

676
00:36:38,150 --> 00:36:40,483
You know, I've had
some setbacks lately.

677
00:36:40,567 --> 00:36:42,525
Yeah, well,
you know what, Paxton?

678
00:36:42,608 --> 00:36:44,525
You know that green smoothie that
I have in the mornings since Paris,

679
00:36:44,608 --> 00:36:46,067
there's two shots
of vodka in it.

680
00:36:46,150 --> 00:36:47,567
- Just two but...
- You are lying.

681
00:36:47,650 --> 00:36:49,358
No, I'm not.

682
00:36:49,442 --> 00:36:51,442
Not every morning,
but some mornings I do it. I have done it.

683
00:36:51,525 --> 00:36:54,858
You think I'm so happy and normal
is 'cause I keep getting promoted.

684
00:36:54,942 --> 00:36:56,650
People get confused.

685
00:36:56,733 --> 00:36:58,358
No, I've never accused you of
being happy and normal, Linda.

686
00:36:58,442 --> 00:37:03,442
'Cause I'm not! All right?
I see concepts.

687
00:37:03,525 --> 00:37:04,775
I should've been an artist.

688
00:37:04,858 --> 00:37:06,442
You are unhappy
in an outwardly "happy,

689
00:37:06,525 --> 00:37:08,775
let's pretend it's all fine"
female way,

690
00:37:08,858 --> 00:37:11,650
and I am unhappy
in an obviously thwarted,

691
00:37:11,733 --> 00:37:14,108
- unfulfilled, castrated male way.
- I can't. I can't.

692
00:37:14,192 --> 00:37:15,942
Do not go down
this road again, okay?

693
00:37:16,025 --> 00:37:19,317
Just go to the store.
Milk, bread, wine, cigarettes, eggs.

694
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,608
Yeah, and fuck you,
I'm buying flour.

695
00:37:21,692 --> 00:37:24,108
Fine! Wait.
Do you have a mask?

696
00:37:27,983 --> 00:37:29,608
No, I don't
have a mask, no.

697
00:37:29,692 --> 00:37:32,650
Well, you'll have to tie something
around your mouth and nose.

698
00:37:41,900 --> 00:37:43,608
Fuck!

699
00:37:45,608 --> 00:37:47,108
My old bandana.

700
00:37:47,192 --> 00:37:50,483
Hmm. Yeah, well,
it's no longer a symbol of rebellion.

701
00:37:50,567 --> 00:37:52,067
It's now government advice.

702
00:38:01,692 --> 00:38:05,192
You were wearing that when I met
you in Sturgis, South Dakota.

703
00:38:06,858 --> 00:38:09,025
I thought you looked
like a desperado.

704
00:38:09,108 --> 00:38:11,150
No, I was just trying to get
the dust out of my mouth.

705
00:38:11,233 --> 00:38:12,483
Don't spoil it.

706
00:38:15,942 --> 00:38:19,067
Don't forget the milk
and the eggs, Desperado.

707
00:38:40,608 --> 00:38:42,942
Oi! Move forward.

708
00:38:43,442 --> 00:38:44,900
Oi!

709
00:38:44,983 --> 00:38:46,650
Go ahead then.

710
00:38:46,733 --> 00:38:47,900
Fuck off.

711
00:38:51,442 --> 00:38:52,692
Oi. How many asses
have you got?

712
00:38:52,775 --> 00:38:53,775
Fuck off!

713
00:39:43,025 --> 00:39:44,483
Paxton.

714
00:39:47,025 --> 00:39:50,983
Hearing the story about Paris
out loud, it made me think...

715
00:39:51,067 --> 00:39:53,942
When lockdown's over,
I'm going to think about leaving Miracore.

716
00:39:56,567 --> 00:39:57,983
Why are you telling me?

717
00:40:23,192 --> 00:40:24,525
You called?

718
00:40:24,608 --> 00:40:26,108
<i>Oh, Lord who art in heaven,
I beseech you,</i>

719
00:40:26,192 --> 00:40:27,900
<i>look favorably upon
Paxton and myself</i>

720
00:40:27,983 --> 00:40:29,483
<i>and forgive us
the sin of deception</i>

721
00:40:29,567 --> 00:40:31,150
<i>which we are jointly
about to commit</i>

722
00:40:31,233 --> 00:40:33,442
<i>in pursuit of his ultimate
redemption. Amen.</i>

723
00:40:35,483 --> 00:40:37,275
Amen.

724
00:40:37,358 --> 00:40:39,067
<i>Every prayer is tailored to
suit the person I am calling.</i>

725
00:40:39,150 --> 00:40:41,525
<i>Either it's me writing
the words or it's Jesus.</i>

726
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,192
What do you want, Malcolm?

727
00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:46,067
<i>I've got your fake ID sorted.</i>

728
00:40:46,150 --> 00:40:48,233
<i>Virginia is delivering
the ID card.</i>

729
00:40:48,317 --> 00:40:50,650
<i>I wanted to make sure
you'd be in.</i>

730
00:40:50,733 --> 00:40:52,567
You know what, Malcolm?
Everybody's in.

731
00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:54,317
<i>And I've sent you
your new name.</i>

732
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,358
<i>I texted it to you.
It's on your phone.</i>

733
00:40:57,067 --> 00:40:58,817
Okay.

734
00:40:58,900 --> 00:41:02,483
A new name for the beginning
of a new life.

735
00:41:03,442 --> 00:41:06,358
And my new name is...

736
00:41:10,775 --> 00:41:12,025
Edgar Allen Poe.

737
00:41:12,108 --> 00:41:13,275
<i>Yeah.</i>

738
00:41:15,275 --> 00:41:16,775
Yeah, uh...

739
00:41:18,067 --> 00:41:20,233
Yeah. Malcolm, I obviously
can't use this name.

740
00:41:20,317 --> 00:41:21,525
<i>Why not?</i>

741
00:41:21,608 --> 00:41:22,858
I'm hoping this is a joke,

742
00:41:22,942 --> 00:41:24,150
but I know you,
so it's probably not.

743
00:41:24,233 --> 00:41:25,275
<i>What joke?</i>

744
00:41:26,942 --> 00:41:28,192
Okay.

745
00:41:28,275 --> 00:41:30,983
Edgar Allan Poe is the name
of a famous,

746
00:41:31,067 --> 00:41:32,358
like a...

747
00:41:32,442 --> 00:41:34,567
like a very famous
American novelist and poet.

748
00:41:34,650 --> 00:41:36,108
<i>Never heard of him.</i>

749
00:41:36,192 --> 00:41:37,525
Well, I assure you,

750
00:41:37,608 --> 00:41:41,400
Edgar Allan Poe is actually
a very famous

751
00:41:41,483 --> 00:41:43,358
American writer who I'm
actually very fond of.

752
00:41:43,442 --> 00:41:45,067
<i>It was me that came up
with Edgar.</i>

753
00:41:45,150 --> 00:41:46,567
<i>It's my grandad's name.</i>

754
00:41:46,650 --> 00:41:48,275
So who came up
with the "Allen Poe" part?

755
00:41:48,358 --> 00:41:49,817
<i>Martin in dispatch.</i>

756
00:41:50,317 --> 00:41:51,775
Fuck.

757
00:41:51,858 --> 00:41:53,900
Martin in dispatch
hates me.

758
00:41:53,983 --> 00:41:56,483
He's deliberately suggested
this to make my life strange

759
00:41:56,567 --> 00:41:57,858
and unbearable.

760
00:41:57,942 --> 00:41:59,483
<i>Well, the card's
already been laminated.</i>

761
00:41:59,567 --> 00:42:02,317
Malcolm, I can't go into
expensive department stores

762
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:03,525
in the West End, right,

763
00:42:03,608 --> 00:42:05,733
and expect them
to entrust me

764
00:42:05,817 --> 00:42:07,983
with valuable clothing
and jewelry,

765
00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:11,067
and tell them that my name
is Edgar Allen fucking Poe!

766
00:42:11,150 --> 00:42:13,817
<i>If he's so famous,
how come I've never heard of him?</i>

767
00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:15,483
'Cause you don't
read books!

768
00:42:15,567 --> 00:42:17,067
<i>I read the Good Book.</i>

769
00:42:17,150 --> 00:42:18,567
But he's not in the Bible, obviously.
He's an American.

770
00:42:18,650 --> 00:42:21,025
<i>Anybody here ever heard
of a writer</i>

771
00:42:21,108 --> 00:42:22,692
<i>called Edgar Allan Poe?</i>

772
00:42:23,942 --> 00:42:25,150
<i>No?</i>

773
00:42:25,233 --> 00:42:26,442
<i>No one. There you go.</i>

774
00:42:26,525 --> 00:42:27,775
I know there's
no one there.

775
00:42:27,858 --> 00:42:28,483
They are all
working from home.

776
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:30,650
<i>Martin's here.</i>

777
00:42:30,733 --> 00:42:32,067
This was his idea!

778
00:42:32,150 --> 00:42:34,942
<i>Well, the card's
already been laminated.</i>

779
00:42:36,192 --> 00:42:38,525
All right, look, I grant you
that 90%

780
00:42:38,608 --> 00:42:40,442
of the security guards
working the night shift

781
00:42:40,525 --> 00:42:42,108
in the West End
would not have heard

782
00:42:42,192 --> 00:42:43,358
of Edgar Allan Poe.

783
00:42:43,442 --> 00:42:44,733
<i>Basically dealing with robots.</i>

784
00:42:44,817 --> 00:42:46,442
But I am an unlucky person.

785
00:42:46,525 --> 00:42:49,775
Fate has a way of doing these
little experiments on me.

786
00:42:49,858 --> 00:42:51,525
<i>Card's already laminated</i>

787
00:42:51,608 --> 00:42:53,983
<i>and Martin has a new name
badge made for your uniform.</i>

788
00:42:54,067 --> 00:42:55,442
<i>It's all in the envelope.</i>

789
00:42:55,525 --> 00:42:56,858
By some chance,

790
00:42:56,942 --> 00:42:58,733
choosing the name
of a gloomy,

791
00:42:58,817 --> 00:43:02,400
introspective peddler of darkness
is actually quite appropriate

792
00:43:02,483 --> 00:43:03,900
to my character,
but please...

793
00:43:06,067 --> 00:43:08,983
just give me a new card
under a different name.

794
00:43:09,067 --> 00:43:11,067
<i>The robots don't give
a fuck about the name,</i>

795
00:43:11,150 --> 00:43:12,650
<i>they just look
at the photo.</i>

796
00:43:12,733 --> 00:43:14,233
<i>You are due at Selfridges'
loading bay B</i>

797
00:43:14,317 --> 00:43:15,983
<i>at 1800 hours tonight.</i>

798
00:43:16,067 --> 00:43:18,067
<i>Wear your uniform
with your name tag.</i>

799
00:43:18,150 --> 00:43:20,025
<i>Flash your ID.</i>

800
00:43:20,108 --> 00:43:23,150
<i>Look, if you want to back
out, say so now.</i>

801
00:43:23,233 --> 00:43:24,942
I can't get into
trouble again, all right?

802
00:43:25,025 --> 00:43:28,483
This could be construed
as deception

803
00:43:28,567 --> 00:43:29,567
and attempted robbery.

804
00:43:29,650 --> 00:43:30,942
<i>You counted me down,</i>

805
00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:33,358
<i>I'll count you down,
you fucker.</i>

806
00:43:33,442 --> 00:43:37,192
<i>Five, four, three, two...</i>

807
00:43:37,275 --> 00:43:39,900
Fuck! All right, all right.
I'll do it.

808
00:43:39,983 --> 00:43:41,358
<i>Good.</i>

809
00:43:41,442 --> 00:43:44,483
<i>Details are on the text.
God bless you, Paxton.</i>

810
00:43:58,275 --> 00:44:01,108
No need to sign.
I know him.

811
00:44:01,192 --> 00:44:02,442
Are you his other half?

812
00:44:03,317 --> 00:44:04,692
Yes, yes, I am.

813
00:44:04,775 --> 00:44:06,525
He's so dry,
isn't he?

814
00:44:06,608 --> 00:44:08,233
Yes, he is.

815
00:44:08,317 --> 00:44:10,233
Hello, Paxton.

816
00:44:10,317 --> 00:44:12,192
I was just saying
you're very funny.

817
00:44:12,275 --> 00:44:15,067
Yes, I am.
I am hilarious.

818
00:44:15,150 --> 00:44:17,233
We think he's too
clever to be driving vans.

819
00:44:17,317 --> 00:44:19,858
We don't know why he
doesn't get a better job.

820
00:44:19,942 --> 00:44:21,317
Well, that's easy.

821
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:23,067
It's 'cause ten years ago,
I beat a man senseless

822
00:44:23,150 --> 00:44:24,650
in a bikers' roadhouse
in Watford.

823
00:44:24,733 --> 00:44:25,983
See?

824
00:44:26,067 --> 00:44:28,525
He's always saying
silly things.

825
00:44:28,608 --> 00:44:30,192
He's so dry.

826
00:44:30,275 --> 00:44:32,442
Give my regards to
Martin, would you, Virginia?

827
00:44:32,525 --> 00:44:34,733
- Mmm-hmm.
- Tell him this won't be forgotten.

828
00:44:34,817 --> 00:44:36,317
Okay.

829
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:37,942
See you when
the madness is over.

830
00:44:38,025 --> 00:44:40,317
Yeah, well, for some of us,
the madness never ends.

831
00:44:47,483 --> 00:44:49,942
Never forget,
the man you beat senseless deserved it.

832
00:44:50,025 --> 00:44:52,067
Please don't talk about
people deserving things.

833
00:44:52,150 --> 00:44:54,733
If it wasn't for you, a little man
called Archie Bruce would be dead.

834
00:44:54,817 --> 00:44:56,942
What you want,
justice next?

835
00:44:57,025 --> 00:44:59,358
I know that you had
a bad break,

836
00:44:59,442 --> 00:45:01,067
- but going forward...
- "Going forward"?

837
00:45:01,150 --> 00:45:02,900
When lockdown is over
and we are apart,

838
00:45:02,983 --> 00:45:04,983
you have to stop believing
that fate is against you. Okay?

839
00:45:05,067 --> 00:45:06,983
You have to stop believing
the name Paxton

840
00:45:07,067 --> 00:45:08,233
is a precursor of doom.

841
00:45:08,317 --> 00:45:10,858
Yes, well,
my name isn't Paxton.

842
00:45:13,525 --> 00:45:14,483
Yeah.

843
00:45:31,775 --> 00:45:35,150
Paxton, you can't go through with
this, you're gonna get caught.

844
00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:37,233
If you're doing it for cash,
I'll give you the cash.

845
00:45:37,317 --> 00:45:38,983
I am not doing it
for the cash.

846
00:45:39,067 --> 00:45:42,233
I'm doing it for the opportunity
to have a better life.

847
00:45:42,317 --> 00:45:44,233
But why am I telling you?

848
00:45:50,942 --> 00:45:53,150
Fuck.

849
00:45:57,358 --> 00:45:58,567
Paxton.

850
00:46:20,900 --> 00:46:22,150
Oh!

851
00:46:25,692 --> 00:46:27,067
Oh.

852
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:34,442
Fuck 'em.

853
00:46:37,817 --> 00:46:40,858
<i>And Linda seemed kind of
detached from the whole thing.</i>

854
00:46:40,942 --> 00:46:41,942
<i>Hey.</i>

855
00:46:42,442 --> 00:46:43,525
Detached?

856
00:46:44,317 --> 00:46:45,275
<i>Hi, Linda.</i>

857
00:46:45,358 --> 00:46:46,525
<i>We were talking about you.</i>

858
00:46:46,608 --> 00:46:48,025
<i>We were all just saying</i>

859
00:46:48,108 --> 00:46:49,358
<i>that we love that
you're always so professional.</i>

860
00:46:49,442 --> 00:46:51,483
Detached from what
whole thing?

861
00:46:51,567 --> 00:46:53,358
<i>I was saying
you handled the situation</i>

862
00:46:53,442 --> 00:46:56,317
<i>with Events without too much
feeling getting in the way.</i>

863
00:46:57,900 --> 00:46:58,983
<i>You fired them well.</i>

864
00:47:00,275 --> 00:47:02,942
I did. Thank you.

865
00:47:03,025 --> 00:47:04,025
Good.

866
00:47:05,483 --> 00:47:08,692
<i>Linda, is that
a glass of wine?</i>

867
00:47:08,775 --> 00:47:10,483
Oh, yes, yeah, it is.

868
00:47:10,567 --> 00:47:12,025
Well...

869
00:47:12,108 --> 00:47:13,900
it says wine on the label

870
00:47:13,983 --> 00:47:15,317
but it tastes like something used
to clean something off of a surface.

871
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:16,317
Paxton chose it.

872
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:17,442
<i>Who's Paxton?</i>

873
00:47:17,525 --> 00:47:19,150
Mmm, anyway...

874
00:47:19,233 --> 00:47:21,400
we have a problem,
so shall we get on?

875
00:47:28,692 --> 00:47:29,775
Hello, Martin.

876
00:47:30,567 --> 00:47:32,483
Hello, Edgar.

877
00:47:32,567 --> 00:47:34,067
You know,
from my observation of you

878
00:47:34,150 --> 00:47:35,650
since I joined the company,

879
00:47:35,733 --> 00:47:38,483
you represent the longest
and most well-managed

880
00:47:38,567 --> 00:47:40,567
nervous breakdown
in history.

881
00:47:40,650 --> 00:47:43,400
Why don't you go somewhere
warm and count your grievances?

882
00:47:43,483 --> 00:47:45,733
I've disinfected the van
for you.

883
00:47:45,817 --> 00:47:48,942
Everything you need
is in there.

884
00:47:49,025 --> 00:47:52,775
You know, when Malcolm told me he was
giving you an A2 security clearance,

885
00:47:52,858 --> 00:47:54,400
I advised him against it.

886
00:47:54,483 --> 00:47:56,442
B2B normally keep
lowlifes like you

887
00:47:56,525 --> 00:47:59,233
away from high-value cargo
for a reason...

888
00:47:59,317 --> 00:48:01,108
Temptation.

889
00:48:01,192 --> 00:48:03,192
You forgot to put the keys to the
van inside the envelope, Martin.

890
00:48:04,817 --> 00:48:07,900
I've read your
human resources profile.

891
00:48:07,983 --> 00:48:11,108
My personal record is meant
to be confidential,

892
00:48:11,192 --> 00:48:13,233
but for your
personal record, Martin,

893
00:48:13,317 --> 00:48:15,858
I'm a different person now.
Give me the fucking keys.

894
00:48:15,942 --> 00:48:17,400
Perhaps Malcolm
didn't tell you.

895
00:48:17,483 --> 00:48:19,108
The estimated value
of tonight's cargo

896
00:48:19,192 --> 00:48:22,442
out of Selfridges
is £50,000.

897
00:48:22,525 --> 00:48:25,275
The value of your collection
from Harvey Nichols on Friday

898
00:48:25,358 --> 00:48:27,025
is just under £100,000.

899
00:48:27,108 --> 00:48:28,442
But on Saturday night,

900
00:48:28,525 --> 00:48:30,358
when you go to Harrods,

901
00:48:30,442 --> 00:48:33,483
you'll be driving away from the
world's most glamorous department store

902
00:48:33,567 --> 00:48:35,775
with jewelry and accessories
in your van

903
00:48:35,858 --> 00:48:37,983
worth over
three million pounds.

904
00:48:38,692 --> 00:48:39,817
Now think on this.

905
00:48:39,900 --> 00:48:41,525
You'll be wearing
a mask and gloves,

906
00:48:41,608 --> 00:48:43,525
you'll be using
a false identity.

907
00:48:43,608 --> 00:48:45,233
Outside, the streets
will be empty.

908
00:48:45,317 --> 00:48:46,733
Store security
on quarter staff

909
00:48:46,817 --> 00:48:48,983
with big holes
caused by absences.

910
00:48:49,067 --> 00:48:50,650
What more could
a lowlife need

911
00:48:50,733 --> 00:48:52,275
to pull off
the perfect robbery.

912
00:48:52,358 --> 00:48:54,692
You refer to me as "lowlife"
one more time...

913
00:48:54,775 --> 00:48:56,858
You'll what?
Revert to type.

914
00:48:56,942 --> 00:48:59,150
Okay, here goes,
one more time.

915
00:48:59,233 --> 00:49:01,608
Lowlife.

916
00:49:01,692 --> 00:49:04,733
You know, Malcolm told me that if
you do okay in the next few nights,

917
00:49:04,817 --> 00:49:07,025
he's gonna put you
in customer services.

918
00:49:07,108 --> 00:49:09,150
Goin' out
and meeting clients.

919
00:49:09,233 --> 00:49:10,608
'Cause you're so funny

920
00:49:10,692 --> 00:49:13,400
and you're so dry and
you make the girls laugh.

921
00:49:13,483 --> 00:49:15,150
Whereas I've been stuck
in dispatches

922
00:49:15,233 --> 00:49:16,942
for seven and a half years.

923
00:49:17,025 --> 00:49:19,400
You have to stop thinking the
whole world's against you, Martin.

924
00:49:23,567 --> 00:49:25,358
Do it, Paxton.

925
00:49:25,442 --> 00:49:28,650
Take the opportunity
that fate has given you.

926
00:49:36,233 --> 00:49:39,442
<i>Exactly how much product do
Eve Schwarz have in Harrods?</i>

927
00:49:39,525 --> 00:49:42,775
Uh, approximately three million
pounds' jewelry and accessories.

928
00:49:42,858 --> 00:49:44,108
Harrods wants everything
out of the store

929
00:49:44,192 --> 00:49:45,442
and it's
our responsibility...

930
00:49:45,525 --> 00:49:47,525
<i>Oh, you've frozen, Linda.</i>

931
00:49:48,317 --> 00:49:50,150
Can you hear me?

932
00:49:50,233 --> 00:49:52,525
<i>Yeah, I can hear you,
just your face is frozen.</i>

933
00:49:52,608 --> 00:49:56,483
<i>You've got this look
of exasperation.</i>

934
00:49:56,567 --> 00:50:00,775
Uh, someone's gonna have to go into
Harrods and pack the valuables up

935
00:50:00,858 --> 00:50:03,775
and check the inventory
and count everything out.

936
00:50:03,858 --> 00:50:05,400
And it's gonna have
to be someone that we trust.

937
00:50:05,483 --> 00:50:07,608
Someone who is familiar
with the stock,

938
00:50:07,692 --> 00:50:09,317
and knows how
the Harrods system works.

939
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,400
So that means, inevitably,
it's going to be me, isn't it?

940
00:50:11,483 --> 00:50:14,067
<i>Okay, but there's this,
another second reason for this call.</i>

941
00:50:14,150 --> 00:50:17,400
<i>Michael Essien has decided.
He wants to give you a promotion.</i>

942
00:50:17,483 --> 00:50:19,400
<i>He wants to bring you home.</i>

943
00:50:19,483 --> 00:50:22,983
<i>Back to New York
to run the East Coast.</i>

944
00:50:23,650 --> 00:50:25,067
Uh...

945
00:50:25,150 --> 00:50:27,108
Wow, God. Um...

946
00:50:27,192 --> 00:50:28,525
<i>Exciting.</i>

947
00:50:28,608 --> 00:50:29,942
A unexpected
turn of events

948
00:50:30,025 --> 00:50:31,483
and cheap wine
don't pair well together.

949
00:50:31,567 --> 00:50:35,025
Um, I'm gonna have to, uh,
really think about this.

950
00:50:35,108 --> 00:50:37,400
Uh, right, good night.

951
00:50:37,483 --> 00:50:38,442
Yeah, thank you.

952
00:50:38,525 --> 00:50:39,983
I mean...

953
00:50:40,067 --> 00:50:41,400
<i>Linda, it's exciting...</i>

954
00:50:45,733 --> 00:50:48,483
A frozen look
of exasperation.

955
00:50:48,567 --> 00:50:53,608
<i>...and that is his
second son, Carl Philipp Emauel Bach</i>

956
00:50:53,692 --> 00:50:55,608
<i>and here's his</i> Symphony No. 4.

957
00:51:55,817 --> 00:51:57,317
<i>It's just that after
our call last night,</i>

958
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:59,358
<i>we became worried about
Paxton's state of mind.</i>

959
00:51:59,442 --> 00:52:01,567
<i>We worry that
he might implode or explode.</i>

960
00:52:01,650 --> 00:52:04,067
<i>Knowing Paxton,
he'll probably implode rather than explode.</i>

961
00:52:04,150 --> 00:52:05,942
What's the difference?

962
00:52:06,025 --> 00:52:08,150
<i>When you implode,
you withdraw within yourself,</i>

963
00:52:08,233 --> 00:52:10,358
<i>when you explode,
you impose yourself on the outer world.</i>

964
00:52:10,442 --> 00:52:12,400
<i>David, for example,
when he gets angry, he implodes.</i>

965
00:52:12,483 --> 00:52:14,192
<i>When I get angry,
I explode.</i>

966
00:52:14,275 --> 00:52:16,442
- <i>I can also explode if I have to.
- Rarely.</i>

967
00:52:16,525 --> 00:52:18,025
<i>You've obviously never
seen me in business meetings.</i>

968
00:52:18,108 --> 00:52:20,192
<i>Well, actually I have.
Since lockdown.</i>

969
00:52:20,275 --> 00:52:22,108
<i>You've heard me through the
wall, you haven't seen me.</i>

970
00:52:22,192 --> 00:52:23,567
<i>Okay, then,
I haven't heard you explode.</i>

971
00:52:23,650 --> 00:52:25,150
<i>I've actually been
very surprised</i>

972
00:52:25,233 --> 00:52:27,400
<i>about how submissive you are
in meetings.</i>

973
00:52:27,483 --> 00:52:29,608
- <i>Submissive?
- You're the boss, David, you should act like the boss.</i>

974
00:52:29,692 --> 00:52:32,442
Anyway, just to reassure you, Paxton's okay.

975
00:52:32,525 --> 00:52:34,900
In fact, Paxton maybe
getting a promotion.

976
00:52:35,942 --> 00:52:37,817
<i>Linda, are you
drinking alone?</i>

977
00:52:37,900 --> 00:52:40,567
No, I've got three firemen
waiting for me in the kitchen.

978
00:52:40,650 --> 00:52:43,400
<i>Since lockdown, David has
been drinking so much more.</i>

979
00:52:43,483 --> 00:52:47,358
Yes, David,
isn't it wonderful?

980
00:52:47,442 --> 00:52:49,900
<i>We now keep a record.
We count the bottles.</i>

981
00:52:49,983 --> 00:52:52,067
- <i>I don't care.
- Your body cares.</i>

982
00:52:52,150 --> 00:52:54,483
<i>Your body counts the bottles and
keeps an inventory in you liver.</i>

983
00:52:54,567 --> 00:52:58,900
David, my fellow drinker,
I'd like to tell you a secret.

984
00:52:58,983 --> 00:53:01,233
- <i>What secret?
- You know, Linda,</i>

985
00:53:01,317 --> 00:53:03,317
<i>there have been many
occasions in my life</i>

986
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,442
<i>where I've had a few glasses of
wine and in the next morning,</i>

987
00:53:05,525 --> 00:53:08,233
<i>I woke up like, "Golly. Wow.
I wish I hadn't said that."</i>

988
00:53:08,317 --> 00:53:11,317
Oh, I've done that
so many times, too.

989
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:13,483
<i>You know, my mantra is,
secrets and wine</i>

990
00:53:13,567 --> 00:53:15,483
- <i>don't go great together.
- Let her tell me the secret.</i>

991
00:53:15,567 --> 00:53:17,233
I think he's gonna
like this secret.

992
00:53:17,317 --> 00:53:18,858
I think you're gonna like this
secret, David, very much.

993
00:53:18,942 --> 00:53:20,900
<i>Something he's gonna like,
you don't know.</i>

994
00:53:20,983 --> 00:53:22,858
- <i>No, he might not.
- What the fuck are you two talking about?</i>

995
00:53:22,942 --> 00:53:24,317
- The secret is this.
- <i>He might not be in a place</i>

996
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:25,775
<i>where it's okay.
He watches Fox.</i>

997
00:53:25,858 --> 00:53:27,900
It is I who am buying
Paxton's motorbike.

998
00:53:30,483 --> 00:53:32,150
<i>What?</i>

999
00:53:32,233 --> 00:53:33,608
When he said he was
selling it,

1000
00:53:33,692 --> 00:53:35,983
I arranged a dealer
to buy it anonymously.

1001
00:53:36,067 --> 00:53:38,067
I'm gonna buy it
and give it back to him.

1002
00:53:38,692 --> 00:53:39,817
My parting gift.

1003
00:53:45,275 --> 00:53:47,442
For a while I've known
I had to leave him.

1004
00:53:47,525 --> 00:53:48,608
But...

1005
00:53:50,525 --> 00:53:53,692
But losing the bike, yeah,
that's too much.

1006
00:53:55,358 --> 00:53:57,108
And the bike means
something to me, too.

1007
00:53:57,192 --> 00:53:59,400
You know, youth.

1008
00:53:59,483 --> 00:54:05,108
Cigarettes. Bad, bad wine
chosen by Paxton.

1009
00:54:09,150 --> 00:54:10,775
- <i>Wow, that's...</i>
- <i>Linda, that's awesome.</i>

1010
00:54:10,858 --> 00:54:12,733
But here's the thing, David.
I want you to tell him

1011
00:54:12,817 --> 00:54:14,692
that it's you
who is buying the bike

1012
00:54:14,775 --> 00:54:16,442
and giving it back to him.
I don't want him to know that it's me.

1013
00:54:18,567 --> 00:54:19,858
<i>Why?</i>

1014
00:54:21,317 --> 00:54:22,692
It'll hurt him less.

1015
00:54:24,025 --> 00:54:25,817
He really
is quite prehistoric.

1016
00:54:27,233 --> 00:54:29,567
I'm a bit drunk
and I hate people

1017
00:54:29,650 --> 00:54:31,233
who get emotional
on these things, so...

1018
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:55,692
Fuck.

1019
00:55:09,483 --> 00:55:11,817
Making noise
for the NHS.

1020
00:55:15,442 --> 00:55:19,067
<i>We've got
Beethoven's</i> Piano Concerto No. 3.

1021
00:55:29,025 --> 00:55:30,567
Whoo!

1022
00:55:37,650 --> 00:55:38,775
Whoo!

1023
00:56:05,275 --> 00:56:06,442
Hey.

1024
00:56:08,275 --> 00:56:10,275
Couldn't sleep.

1025
00:56:10,358 --> 00:56:13,567
If the wine didn't work,
go and lick the garden.

1026
00:56:13,650 --> 00:56:16,067
How was it tonight?

1027
00:56:17,650 --> 00:56:20,858
Every security person I met
was under the age of 12,

1028
00:56:20,942 --> 00:56:23,317
and every one of them was
too busy playing <i>Fortnite</i>

1029
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:25,192
to fully acknowledge my ID.

1030
00:56:25,275 --> 00:56:28,650
Anyway, I think for the young
generation, great literature is dead.

1031
00:56:28,733 --> 00:56:32,442
I could have had an ID card
with William Shakespeare on it.

1032
00:56:32,525 --> 00:56:34,900
How many more
pick-ups do you have?

1033
00:56:34,983 --> 00:56:37,775
Um, tomorrow,
Harvey Nichols

1034
00:56:37,858 --> 00:56:40,108
and then,
Saturday, Harrods.

1035
00:56:41,692 --> 00:56:43,358
Harrods?
Saturday night?

1036
00:56:43,442 --> 00:56:45,275
It's all gone mad
out there.

1037
00:56:45,358 --> 00:56:49,108
One of the security guards was
telling me about franchise managers

1038
00:56:49,192 --> 00:56:53,108
are taking out diamond rings
and watches in plastic bags

1039
00:56:53,192 --> 00:56:54,650
and getting into Ubers.

1040
00:56:54,733 --> 00:56:56,608
What are you
taking out of Harrods?

1041
00:56:56,692 --> 00:56:58,233
I don't know.

1042
00:56:58,317 --> 00:57:00,233
Martin says it's over
three million pounds worth.

1043
00:57:00,317 --> 00:57:02,525
No co-drivers
'cause of COVID.

1044
00:57:02,608 --> 00:57:04,817
Carrying it to where?

1045
00:57:04,900 --> 00:57:08,525
Uh, the docket says Heathrow.
Ten o'clock flight to New York.

1046
00:57:08,608 --> 00:57:10,900
Harrods to Heathrow,
Saturday night,

1047
00:57:10,983 --> 00:57:13,317
three million pounds,
ten o'clock flight.

1048
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,233
Look, there's the hedgehog.

1049
00:57:17,900 --> 00:57:19,192
Oh, no, he's gone.

1050
00:57:21,025 --> 00:57:22,483
Ah, he's gone.

1051
00:57:24,442 --> 00:57:25,692
How was your evening?

1052
00:57:26,608 --> 00:57:28,983
Okay, um, Paxton.
Here it is.

1053
00:57:29,067 --> 00:57:31,858
You can't do that pick-up
at Harrods on Saturday.

1054
00:57:31,942 --> 00:57:34,317
You really can't.

1055
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:35,650
What are you talking about?

1056
00:57:35,733 --> 00:57:37,567
Okay, do you remember
once I asked you,

1057
00:57:37,650 --> 00:57:39,108
do you believe in God,
and you said that

1058
00:57:39,192 --> 00:57:42,275
you believe that he's busy
on another project,

1059
00:57:42,358 --> 00:57:43,858
but occasionally he puts
his head around the door?

1060
00:57:43,942 --> 00:57:45,942
Well, I think this may be
one of those occasions,

1061
00:57:46,025 --> 00:57:49,942
'cause God or fate or the virus or
somebody put our paths on the cross.

1062
00:57:51,608 --> 00:57:53,525
On Saturday, I will be in
Harrods packing up the cargo

1063
00:57:53,608 --> 00:57:55,358
that you are due to carry.

1064
00:57:55,442 --> 00:57:57,025
Fuck.

1065
00:57:57,108 --> 00:57:58,733
What are you
talkin' about? I...

1066
00:57:59,483 --> 00:58:01,858
I have to do the pick-up.

1067
00:58:01,942 --> 00:58:03,692
If you do,
you will be caught.

1068
00:58:03,775 --> 00:58:05,400
It doesn't matter
what name you're using.

1069
00:58:05,483 --> 00:58:07,025
It's a fake name and I have
implemented cross-checks.

1070
00:58:07,108 --> 00:58:08,692
You won't make it
past the door.

1071
00:58:08,775 --> 00:58:12,150
I know, because it's my
system that will stop you!

1072
00:58:18,942 --> 00:58:21,858
I'm sorry. And what the fuck,
don't even begin.

1073
00:58:21,942 --> 00:58:25,025
I can't fucking
get anywhere!

1074
00:58:29,733 --> 00:58:31,650
I mean...

1075
00:58:31,733 --> 00:58:33,442
Can't you just tell them
that you know me?

1076
00:58:33,525 --> 00:58:34,900
That...

1077
00:58:34,983 --> 00:58:37,942
That you know I can be trusted.
That I am your...

1078
00:58:39,358 --> 00:58:41,358
That I was your partner.

1079
00:58:45,233 --> 00:58:47,025
- What?
- It doesn't work like that.

1080
00:58:47,525 --> 00:58:48,900
And I...

1081
00:58:50,942 --> 00:58:52,650
Since joining Miracore
three years ago,

1082
00:58:52,733 --> 00:58:55,400
I haven't told anyone
I have a partner.

1083
00:58:55,483 --> 00:58:58,233
Partly because I wanted
to keep work separate.

1084
00:58:58,317 --> 00:59:00,233
Yeah, but mostly because
you were embarrassed

1085
00:59:00,317 --> 00:59:01,858
to have a partner
that drives a van.

1086
00:59:04,233 --> 00:59:07,108
Yes. All of the above.
I...

1087
00:59:07,192 --> 00:59:09,317
But now,
I am looking at myself.

1088
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:11,275
Since lockdown,
I'm looking back at myself

1089
00:59:11,358 --> 00:59:13,025
like that was then
and this is now.

1090
00:59:13,108 --> 00:59:14,733
Well, good for you, Linda,

1091
00:59:14,817 --> 00:59:16,317
but if I don't make this
collection on Saturday night,

1092
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:19,733
then, not only will Malcolm
not promote me,

1093
00:59:19,817 --> 00:59:21,150
he will fire me.

1094
00:59:22,858 --> 00:59:25,275
I could always
start dealing heroin.

1095
00:59:26,358 --> 00:59:27,942
Lowlife is lowlife.

1096
00:59:31,025 --> 00:59:34,400
No job. No bike.

1097
00:59:36,858 --> 00:59:37,900
No you.

1098
00:59:49,733 --> 00:59:53,150
When I worked at Harrods,
I had so much fun.

1099
00:59:53,233 --> 00:59:55,608
I knew everyone.
Everyone knew me.

1100
00:59:55,692 --> 00:59:57,442
Most of them
still work there...

1101
00:59:57,525 --> 00:59:59,025
Is there any possibility we might
get back to me for a moment?

1102
00:59:59,108 --> 01:00:00,150
I mean, I'm the one
whose life is fucked.

1103
01:00:00,233 --> 01:00:01,650
No, no, this is about you.

1104
01:00:01,733 --> 01:00:03,442
All right, I know all the
security guards, everyone.

1105
01:00:03,525 --> 01:00:06,150
- I know the security systems.
- So?

1106
01:00:06,233 --> 01:00:08,233
So there is a way for you to
make your pick-up at Harrods

1107
01:00:08,317 --> 01:00:10,067
and deliver to Heathrow
without getting caught.

1108
01:00:10,150 --> 01:00:12,442
You will get your promotion
and I will get my stock removed

1109
01:00:12,525 --> 01:00:13,650
and no one will know.

1110
01:00:13,733 --> 01:00:15,525
But we will be
breaking the law.

1111
01:00:15,608 --> 01:00:20,150
So you're gonna have to do absolutely
everything I tell you to do.

1112
01:00:43,608 --> 01:00:46,817
<i>Michael Morgan. Acting
Deputy Head, Harrods' Events Security.</i>

1113
01:00:46,900 --> 01:00:48,942
Yes, you are
in my old department.

1114
01:00:49,025 --> 01:00:50,817
How's life at Harrods?

1115
01:00:50,900 --> 01:00:53,025
<i>I only just joined.
I used to be in the Royal Navy.</i>

1116
01:00:53,108 --> 01:00:54,858
Oh, quite a change then.

1117
01:00:54,942 --> 01:00:57,358
<i>Not really. No, Harrods
is like a big ship.</i>

1118
01:00:57,442 --> 01:00:58,900
Oh. Okay.

1119
01:00:58,983 --> 01:01:01,442
<i>I mean, there are,
obviously, huge differences.</i>

1120
01:01:01,525 --> 01:01:03,150
Of course.

1121
01:01:03,233 --> 01:01:05,025
<i>Yeah, and not just in terms
of the shape of the building</i>

1122
01:01:05,108 --> 01:01:07,858
<i>or the fact that
it doesn't float.</i>

1123
01:01:07,942 --> 01:01:09,858
- <i>You know, it's...</i>
- Oh, yeah.

1124
01:01:09,942 --> 01:01:12,358
Yeah, the working environment
must be very different, I imagine.

1125
01:01:12,442 --> 01:01:14,733
<i>Yes, it is.
Lot of women here.</i>

1126
01:01:14,817 --> 01:01:16,192
- <i>Yeah.</i>
- Yes.

1127
01:01:16,275 --> 01:01:18,067
<i>Yeah, on the ship,
there was only four.</i>

1128
01:01:18,150 --> 01:01:19,775
<i>And, uh, two of them
were called Karen.</i>

1129
01:01:19,858 --> 01:01:21,900
<i>Called them Karen one
and Karen two.</i>

1130
01:01:21,983 --> 01:01:23,608
I think Kate's
meant to be joining us?

1131
01:01:23,692 --> 01:01:25,233
- <i>Kate Smith, yes, from Events.</i>
- Oh.

1132
01:01:25,317 --> 01:01:26,442
When I knew her,
she was Kate Wiley.

1133
01:01:26,525 --> 01:01:28,733
She must have
gotten married.

1134
01:01:28,817 --> 01:01:30,275
<i>Yeah, she did get married, yeah,
but it all went horribly wrong, I think.</i>

1135
01:01:30,358 --> 01:01:32,317
Oh, sorry to hear that.

1136
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,317
What happened?

1137
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:35,900
<i>I don't know. They don't talk
to me about that sort of thing.</i>

1138
01:01:35,983 --> 01:01:37,858
<i>Linda!</i>

1139
01:01:37,942 --> 01:01:39,192
Katie!

1140
01:01:39,275 --> 01:01:40,900
<i>Oh my God,
Oh, my God. How are you?</i>

1141
01:01:40,983 --> 01:01:43,233
Oh, my gosh. You know,
I'm surviving.

1142
01:01:43,317 --> 01:01:44,733
<i>Linda, you have gone off
like a rocket!</i>

1143
01:01:44,817 --> 01:01:45,983
- Oh, stop.
- <i>I mean, my God.</i>

1144
01:01:46,067 --> 01:01:47,567
<i>When they said
CEO Miracore,</i>

1145
01:01:47,650 --> 01:01:49,567
<i>I thought, "Okay, God,
some bald man,"</i>

1146
01:01:49,650 --> 01:01:51,733
<i>but then I saw your name.</i>

1147
01:01:51,817 --> 01:01:54,858
<i>Linda was just asking what went
wrong with your marriage. She...</i>

1148
01:01:54,942 --> 01:01:57,775
- <i>was just askin'.</i>
- No. No, no, no. I wasn't. I didn't.

1149
01:01:57,858 --> 01:01:59,442
<i>When a man is shorter
than you</i>

1150
01:01:59,525 --> 01:02:00,942
<i>and then suddenly decides</i>

1151
01:02:01,025 --> 01:02:02,817
<i>to let his beard grow
very, very long</i>

1152
01:02:02,900 --> 01:02:05,233
<i>and then becomes obsessed
with so called "white magic,"</i>

1153
01:02:05,317 --> 01:02:07,275
<i>it can just get very creepy
very quickly.</i>

1154
01:02:07,358 --> 01:02:09,442
<i>Anyway, what can we do for you?</i>

1155
01:02:09,525 --> 01:02:11,567
I have an update about the
Eve Schwarz clear-out on Saturday.

1156
01:02:11,650 --> 01:02:13,483
You see, all the secure freight
companies have been booked

1157
01:02:13,567 --> 01:02:16,025
and it looks like our logistics
department was late to the party.

1158
01:02:16,108 --> 01:02:17,942
<i>Eve Schwarz, Miracore.
Here it is.</i>

1159
01:02:18,025 --> 01:02:19,525
They've booked a freight company
that I've never used before,

1160
01:02:19,608 --> 01:02:20,858
so that's why I'm anxious.

1161
01:02:20,942 --> 01:02:23,150
<i>Lime green is the color
and, uh...</i>

1162
01:02:23,233 --> 01:02:24,942
<i>So you're anxious
about the freight company?</i>

1163
01:02:25,025 --> 01:02:26,733
<i>It's gonna be
green arrows pointing...</i>

1164
01:02:26,817 --> 01:02:28,150
So if it's okay with you,

1165
01:02:28,233 --> 01:02:29,858
I know the Harrods
security system

1166
01:02:29,942 --> 01:02:31,775
and I'd like to run the
checks on the driver myself.

1167
01:02:31,858 --> 01:02:33,442
<i>Oh, no, no, that's Imran's job.
That's...</i>

1168
01:02:33,525 --> 01:02:35,150
<i>Do you remember Imran, Linda?</i>

1169
01:02:35,233 --> 01:02:36,567
I love Imran...

1170
01:02:36,650 --> 01:02:37,650
<i>Imran is now head
of Events security.</i>

1171
01:02:37,733 --> 01:02:39,150
<i>He's Michael's boss.</i>

1172
01:02:39,233 --> 01:02:40,275
<i>You got any questions.
I can handle everything.</i>

1173
01:02:40,358 --> 01:02:41,858
<i>Let me text him now.</i>

1174
01:02:41,942 --> 01:02:42,817
<i>Don't, I'm gonna be the one
with the arrows. So...</i>

1175
01:02:45,942 --> 01:02:47,233
Okay. Done.

1176
01:02:47,317 --> 01:02:48,483
Tomorrow, I'll run you
through the system myself

1177
01:02:48,567 --> 01:02:49,775
and then get you
into the store.

1178
01:02:49,858 --> 01:02:51,025
After that,
what can go wrong?

1179
01:02:51,108 --> 01:02:53,483
Hey, great. Thanks.

1180
01:02:53,567 --> 01:02:55,650
I really appreciate
you doing this for me.

1181
01:02:58,275 --> 01:03:01,025
- What's the matter?
- I don't know.

1182
01:03:01,108 --> 01:03:02,733
Days are passing quickly.

1183
01:03:04,608 --> 01:03:05,817
When I woke up this morning,

1184
01:03:05,900 --> 01:03:08,650
it really hit me
for the first time.

1185
01:03:08,733 --> 01:03:11,067
The reality of what's
happening hit me.

1186
01:03:12,567 --> 01:03:14,608
The lockdown
will eventually end.

1187
01:03:15,692 --> 01:03:16,692
Then...

1188
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:20,442
the love of my life
will be gone.

1189
01:03:22,775 --> 01:03:26,025
Paxton, you will move on
from this. You will heal.

1190
01:03:26,108 --> 01:03:29,067
There'll be a huge hole
in my life.

1191
01:03:29,150 --> 01:03:32,733
You'll change and grow.
And...

1192
01:03:34,442 --> 01:03:36,858
Eventually you'll...

1193
01:03:36,942 --> 01:03:38,108
you'll meet someone else.

1194
01:03:44,108 --> 01:03:46,358
You were talking about
the bike, weren't you?

1195
01:03:46,942 --> 01:03:48,192
Yeah. Why?

1196
01:03:50,067 --> 01:03:54,525
The bike is one
of the loves of my life.

1197
01:03:54,608 --> 01:03:55,775
And I am one of the holes?

1198
01:03:55,858 --> 01:03:57,442
Obviously you're
the biggest hole.

1199
01:03:57,525 --> 01:03:58,567
Oh, why, thank you.

1200
01:04:00,525 --> 01:04:02,900
I was gonna take
the bike out today.

1201
01:04:02,983 --> 01:04:06,108
The streets
are completely deserted.

1202
01:04:06,192 --> 01:04:08,692
I was gonna call it
"Lockdown-one-last-ride."

1203
01:04:09,442 --> 01:04:10,942
I thought maybe...

1204
01:04:12,108 --> 01:04:14,525
Oh, no, I can't
go with you, Paxton.

1205
01:04:14,608 --> 01:04:16,358
No. I have
an important meeting.

1206
01:04:20,983 --> 01:04:23,525
An open road
and a broken heart.

1207
01:04:25,317 --> 01:04:26,733
Don't kill yourself.

1208
01:04:32,233 --> 01:04:33,942
- <i>Linda!</i>
- Michael.

1209
01:04:34,733 --> 01:04:36,775
<i>How are you coping?</i>

1210
01:04:36,858 --> 01:04:38,442
You know, it's been
quite difficult.

1211
01:04:38,525 --> 01:04:40,692
- <i>I can imagine.</i>
- Mmm.

1212
01:04:40,775 --> 01:04:42,650
<i>You know, I'm locked up on a mountaintop</i>

1213
01:04:42,733 --> 01:04:44,942
<i>with only eagles and bears
and my family for company.</i>

1214
01:04:45,025 --> 01:04:46,817
Please don't kill yourself.

1215
01:04:46,900 --> 01:04:48,317
<i>What?</i>

1216
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:50,900
I said it must be nice
to have time to yourself.

1217
01:04:50,983 --> 01:04:53,942
<i>Anyway, before we get on to
the exciting business of you</i>

1218
01:04:54,025 --> 01:04:56,192
<i>and your big decision
to come home to New York,</i>

1219
01:04:56,275 --> 01:04:59,483
<i>the good news is that we have found
a buyer for the Harris Diamond.</i>

1220
01:04:59,567 --> 01:05:01,442
Uh, actually, I haven't decided
to come home to New York.

1221
01:05:01,525 --> 01:05:04,567
<i>The buyer saw the diamond
on the virtual presentation</i>

1222
01:05:04,650 --> 01:05:06,900
<i>that you put together
ahead of the store takeover.</i>

1223
01:05:06,983 --> 01:05:08,817
That's great. Who is it?

1224
01:05:08,900 --> 01:05:11,817
<i>In our new world, Linda,</i>

1225
01:05:11,900 --> 01:05:13,442
<i>one does not ask who.
He's anonymous.</i>

1226
01:05:13,525 --> 01:05:15,650
<i>But I can tell you this.
He's, um...</i>

1227
01:05:15,733 --> 01:05:18,192
<i>A very unpleasant member
of a very unpleasant family</i>

1228
01:05:18,275 --> 01:05:22,525
<i>who run a very unpleasant
country in a very unpleasant way.</i>

1229
01:05:22,608 --> 01:05:23,900
Oh.

1230
01:05:23,983 --> 01:05:26,025
<i>He is facilitating Miracore
in his country</i>

1231
01:05:26,108 --> 01:05:28,817
<i>and so I've brokered the purchase
of the diamond personally.</i>

1232
01:05:28,900 --> 01:05:31,650
<i>Harrods themselves will
have nothing to do with him,</i>

1233
01:05:31,733 --> 01:05:34,650
<i>so I have acted
as go-between.</i>

1234
01:05:35,775 --> 01:05:37,525
<i>Hurray for us, no?</i>

1235
01:05:37,608 --> 01:05:39,233
Yes, hurray for us.

1236
01:05:39,317 --> 01:05:42,233
Uh, will he be wanting to
pick up the diamond in person?

1237
01:05:42,317 --> 01:05:45,775
<i>He is not allowed into the UK.
Something to do with, um...</i>

1238
01:05:45,858 --> 01:05:48,525
Money laundering?
Human rights abuses?

1239
01:05:48,608 --> 01:05:51,442
<i>Anyway,
the big question, Linda,</i>

1240
01:05:51,525 --> 01:05:54,733
<i>the issue at hand here
is the future of Linda.</i>

1241
01:05:54,817 --> 01:05:56,525
<i>When will you
be coming home?</i>

1242
01:05:57,317 --> 01:05:58,817
Um...

1243
01:05:58,900 --> 01:06:01,317
Well, I've decided to leave
my decision about New York

1244
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:03,483
until after lockdown
is lifted.

1245
01:06:03,567 --> 01:06:07,442
- <i>Okay.</i>
- I have lots of ties in London.

1246
01:06:07,525 --> 01:06:09,650
<i>Uh-huh. I was told
that you're single.</i>

1247
01:06:13,692 --> 01:06:17,400
Actually, that was never
true, but actually now it is.

1248
01:06:17,483 --> 01:06:21,525
<i>The fact that you are single is one of the
reasons I want you to come to New York.</i>

1249
01:06:21,608 --> 01:06:23,692
<i>I'm planning to get to know
more about you.</i>

1250
01:06:23,775 --> 01:06:24,858
<i>You...</i>

1251
01:06:24,942 --> 01:06:26,400
<i>You fascinate me, Linda.</i>

1252
01:06:26,483 --> 01:06:28,442
<i>So tough on the outside,</i>

1253
01:06:29,108 --> 01:06:30,317
<i>but inside,</i>

1254
01:06:31,483 --> 01:06:32,692
<i>are you tough?</i>

1255
01:06:35,817 --> 01:06:37,983
<i>Do you remember
when you came to Paris?</i>

1256
01:06:38,067 --> 01:06:39,733
<i>That evening,
after the meeting,</i>

1257
01:06:39,817 --> 01:06:41,567
<i>I was going to take you
out to dinner.</i>

1258
01:06:41,650 --> 01:06:45,858
<i>I was actually going to try
to seduce you that night.</i>

1259
01:06:45,942 --> 01:06:50,150
Well, I can only speculate what kind
of evening that might have been.

1260
01:06:50,233 --> 01:06:54,233
But I suspect it would have
involved broken glass.

1261
01:06:54,317 --> 01:06:56,317
Anyway, uh, should I
send the diamond

1262
01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:58,150
to this probable
mass murderer's home

1263
01:06:58,233 --> 01:07:01,317
or should I send it straight
to his torture chamber?

1264
01:07:01,900 --> 01:07:03,192
<i>What?</i>

1265
01:07:03,275 --> 01:07:04,900
Where would you like me
to send the diamond?

1266
01:07:06,025 --> 01:07:08,067
<i>Ah, send it to New York.</i>

1267
01:07:08,150 --> 01:07:10,942
<i>Um, because of COVID,
it will be couriered directly</i>

1268
01:07:11,025 --> 01:07:13,442
<i>to a safe vault
in Wall Street.</i>

1269
01:07:13,525 --> 01:07:15,567
<i>There'll be no one
to check it there,</i>

1270
01:07:15,650 --> 01:07:20,108
<i>so please make sure that the
verification papers are in the box.</i>

1271
01:07:20,192 --> 01:07:22,150
<i>Got that?</i>

1272
01:07:22,233 --> 01:07:25,108
- Um...
- <i>For many of our new wave of clients,</i>

1273
01:07:25,192 --> 01:07:28,275
<i>the act of acquisition
is an end in itself.</i>

1274
01:07:28,358 --> 01:07:30,650
<i>Okay. See you in New York, Linda.
Take care.</i>

1275
01:07:30,733 --> 01:07:31,858
Well, I...

1276
01:08:15,692 --> 01:08:17,150
Don't be ridiculous, Linda.

1277
01:08:18,567 --> 01:08:20,192
<i>A shortage of medical masks,</i>

1278
01:08:20,275 --> 01:08:22,275
<i>people are making their own
from old clothing.</i>

1279
01:08:22,358 --> 01:08:24,983
<i>But the WHO said it doesn't
know whether homemade masks...</i>

1280
01:08:25,067 --> 01:08:26,358
Hey.

1281
01:08:26,442 --> 01:08:27,483
Where'd you go?

1282
01:08:27,567 --> 01:08:28,650
Peckham Rye.

1283
01:08:28,733 --> 01:08:31,150
- Why?
- I don't know.

1284
01:08:31,233 --> 01:08:32,733
What do you mean,
you don't know?

1285
01:08:32,817 --> 01:08:34,192
I was just driving
really, really fast,

1286
01:08:34,275 --> 01:08:36,442
because I was being chased
by the police.

1287
01:08:36,525 --> 01:08:38,692
- What?
- I was playing a new lockdown game.

1288
01:08:39,858 --> 01:08:41,650
Green for stop,
red for go.

1289
01:08:41,733 --> 01:08:42,817
Fuck!

1290
01:08:42,900 --> 01:08:44,108
Did they get
your license number?

1291
01:08:44,192 --> 01:08:45,817
No, I'm too fast for 'em.

1292
01:08:45,900 --> 01:08:48,067
I'm a streak of light on an
empty road in a deserted city.

1293
01:08:48,150 --> 01:08:49,983
I'm the last man alive.

1294
01:08:50,067 --> 01:08:53,067
I let the road direct me and I
achieved that moment of transcendence

1295
01:08:53,150 --> 01:08:55,233
where the bike becomes
part of your body.

1296
01:08:55,317 --> 01:08:58,983
I found myself in South London on some
sort of urban farm with a petting zoo

1297
01:08:59,067 --> 01:09:00,692
and I hid among the goats.

1298
01:09:00,775 --> 01:09:03,025
Remember the goat was my totem
animal when we were pagans.

1299
01:09:03,108 --> 01:09:07,525
I sat with the goats and then resumed my
journey as the police cars drove past.

1300
01:09:07,608 --> 01:09:09,192
I was in Peckham.

1301
01:09:09,275 --> 01:09:10,608
I bought you cigarettes.

1302
01:09:10,692 --> 01:09:12,358
And I had one myself.

1303
01:09:12,442 --> 01:09:15,067
My first real, real one
in ten years.

1304
01:09:15,150 --> 01:09:18,525
And you were right,
tobacco tastes like youth!

1305
01:09:18,608 --> 01:09:20,858
And real is real,
and real tobacco is me really,

1306
01:09:20,942 --> 01:09:22,275
and I want another one
right now

1307
01:09:22,358 --> 01:09:23,858
and I'm gonna have one.

1308
01:09:37,525 --> 01:09:40,650
You have a look in your eyes
I haven't seen in a long time.

1309
01:09:40,733 --> 01:09:42,275
I don't mean
to frighten you.

1310
01:09:43,067 --> 01:09:44,317
I'm not frightened.

1311
01:09:46,025 --> 01:09:49,900
Remember I told you about the
glass horse and jockey in Paris?

1312
01:09:49,983 --> 01:09:53,733
No, I'm still with the goats.
They had blue eyes.

1313
01:09:53,817 --> 01:09:55,858
I held the horse and jockey
by the jockey

1314
01:09:55,942 --> 01:09:58,233
and swung it around and...

1315
01:09:58,317 --> 01:10:00,317
And I remembered how it felt
to be a rider

1316
01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:03,650
and to feel like you're a part
of the thing that you are riding.

1317
01:10:03,733 --> 01:10:05,317
It's a sexual feeling.

1318
01:10:06,358 --> 01:10:07,567
Yeah, it is.

1319
01:10:07,650 --> 01:10:10,858
I now wish
I'd come with you.

1320
01:10:11,483 --> 01:10:12,775
Really?

1321
01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:15,275
Paxton,

1322
01:10:15,358 --> 01:10:18,900
for a long time,
I've known that our relationship was over.

1323
01:10:18,983 --> 01:10:22,192
And for a long time, the only unbroken
thread between us has been sex.

1324
01:10:23,483 --> 01:10:24,775
Go on.

1325
01:10:24,858 --> 01:10:27,567
I'm finding this moment
difficult because...

1326
01:10:27,650 --> 01:10:29,400
I made a vow
this wouldn't happen,

1327
01:10:29,483 --> 01:10:32,358
so could you just
take the leather jacket off

1328
01:10:32,442 --> 01:10:34,108
and go hold a tea towel
or something?

1329
01:10:34,192 --> 01:10:36,358
- Hold a tea towel?
- Or buy some milk, it would help me.

1330
01:10:36,442 --> 01:10:39,275
- We have milk.
- Or bake bread. That would definitely kill the moment.

1331
01:10:39,358 --> 01:10:41,608
I just want to get
on my bike and ride

1332
01:10:41,692 --> 01:10:43,067
and fuck the world.

1333
01:10:46,150 --> 01:10:48,817
Okay, Paxton,
here it is.

1334
01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:52,275
Probably as a result
of lockdown,

1335
01:10:52,358 --> 01:10:54,775
you have a mad urge to ride your
motorbike through red lights.

1336
01:10:54,858 --> 01:10:56,692
And as of two hours ago,
I have a mad urge

1337
01:10:56,775 --> 01:10:58,317
to steal a diamond
worth three million pounds

1338
01:10:58,400 --> 01:10:59,650
from a mass murderer

1339
01:10:59,733 --> 01:11:00,942
and quit my job
and become an artist.

1340
01:11:01,025 --> 01:11:02,150
What?

1341
01:11:02,233 --> 01:11:03,900
But I think
the most practical thing

1342
01:11:03,983 --> 01:11:05,608
we can do to get this
madness out of our system

1343
01:11:05,692 --> 01:11:08,442
is that I break my vow and
we go upstairs right now

1344
01:11:08,525 --> 01:11:10,025
and have sex.

1345
01:11:10,108 --> 01:11:12,067
"Lockdown-one-last-ride."

1346
01:11:13,900 --> 01:11:15,983
Goats, now this.

1347
01:11:16,067 --> 01:11:17,775
What a fucking day.

1348
01:11:26,483 --> 01:11:29,858
Hi. Yeah, she's, uh, she's just changing.

1349
01:11:30,650 --> 01:11:32,233
Oh, by the way,

1350
01:11:32,317 --> 01:11:34,483
you ever heard of a poet
called Edgar Allan Poe?

1351
01:11:34,567 --> 01:11:36,608
- What?
- Yeah, never mind.

1352
01:11:36,692 --> 01:11:38,483
All right. One second.

1353
01:11:38,567 --> 01:11:40,025
<i>You're listening
to</i> Drive Time <i>with Dominic.</i>

1354
01:11:40,108 --> 01:11:42,275
<i>And this is
George Frideric Handel.</i>

1355
01:11:56,233 --> 01:11:59,692
<i>Please hang up
or press the hash key for more options.</i>

1356
01:11:59,775 --> 01:12:02,733
Uh, Linda, I'm just calling
to say that

1357
01:12:02,817 --> 01:12:04,525
I know this afternoon
didn't mean anything,

1358
01:12:04,608 --> 01:12:09,108
but I want you to know that
it would have felt like, uh...

1359
01:12:10,067 --> 01:12:11,358
like South Dakota

1360
01:12:11,442 --> 01:12:13,150
that afternoon
when it rained.

1361
01:12:14,275 --> 01:12:15,983
And also, I have
this bizarre memory

1362
01:12:16,067 --> 01:12:18,567
that just before we strayed
from the path of righteousness,

1363
01:12:18,650 --> 01:12:20,775
you said something
about stealing a diamond.

1364
01:12:20,858 --> 01:12:22,525
<i>...you said
something about stealing a diamond.</i>

1365
01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:25,067
<i>Did I imagine that?</i>

1366
01:12:25,150 --> 01:12:27,733
Oh, God!

1367
01:12:27,817 --> 01:12:29,025
Thank you.

1368
01:12:32,983 --> 01:12:36,400
No, Grandma, I am not
seriously considering it.

1369
01:12:46,483 --> 01:12:47,608
Fuck.

1370
01:12:59,817 --> 01:13:03,483
<i>This is where the
patients usually recover post-surgery.</i>

1371
01:13:03,567 --> 01:13:07,942
<i>But now, it's needed for COVID-19
overflow from intensive care.</i>

1372
01:13:08,025 --> 01:13:11,525
<i>Hospitals are having to adapt
their spaces and practices</i>

1373
01:13:11,608 --> 01:13:13,858
<i>to be able to deal
with Coronavirus.</i>

1374
01:13:13,942 --> 01:13:16,067
<i>I've been a
nurse in ICU for 18 years</i>

1375
01:13:16,150 --> 01:13:17,858
<i>and I've never seen...</i>

1376
01:13:26,025 --> 01:13:27,233
All right.

1377
01:13:28,108 --> 01:13:30,942
Big Saturday. Harrods.

1378
01:13:33,108 --> 01:13:35,067
The grand deception.

1379
01:13:35,150 --> 01:13:37,483
You have to tell me exactly
what it is we have to do.

1380
01:13:38,858 --> 01:13:39,983
Paxton...

1381
01:13:42,525 --> 01:13:44,067
Sit down. Wait there.

1382
01:13:48,233 --> 01:13:51,483
This is just us organizing what
it is that we're gonna do, okay?

1383
01:13:51,567 --> 01:13:53,067
It's nothing else.

1384
01:13:53,150 --> 01:13:54,692
Why, what else
would it be?

1385
01:13:54,775 --> 01:13:56,067
Nothing. Why do you ask?

1386
01:13:57,358 --> 01:13:58,817
Are you okay?

1387
01:13:58,900 --> 01:14:02,942
Me? I am okay.
I am intensely okay and normal.

1388
01:14:03,025 --> 01:14:04,775
Okay. Background.

1389
01:14:04,858 --> 01:14:10,317
Harrods. The top part
is the public area.

1390
01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:13,817
But below ground,
there are seven floors.

1391
01:14:13,900 --> 01:14:15,733
Floors where merchandise
is stored

1392
01:14:15,817 --> 01:14:17,067
and lots of tunnels

1393
01:14:17,150 --> 01:14:19,567
where expensive items
such as jewelry

1394
01:14:19,650 --> 01:14:21,317
are transported
to secure elevators.

1395
01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:22,983
All grown up
and glamorous above

1396
01:14:23,067 --> 01:14:25,192
and efficient
and scary below.

1397
01:14:25,275 --> 01:14:27,358
Security at Harrods
is unbelievably tight,

1398
01:14:27,442 --> 01:14:28,650
it would be impossible
to get inside

1399
01:14:28,733 --> 01:14:30,650
to actually
steal something.

1400
01:14:30,733 --> 01:14:31,900
Steal?

1401
01:14:31,983 --> 01:14:34,442
Who's talking about
stealing anything?

1402
01:14:34,525 --> 01:14:36,567
Everything is normal.
Paxton, stop being weird.

1403
01:14:36,650 --> 01:14:39,358
It's not me being weird.

1404
01:14:39,442 --> 01:14:41,483
I mean, you clearly appear
to have a hidden agenda,

1405
01:14:41,567 --> 01:14:43,692
which is not really that hidden,
but I don't know what it is.

1406
01:14:43,775 --> 01:14:46,942
Also, you've got
a smudge above your eye.

1407
01:14:47,025 --> 01:14:49,692
Did you get my message
on your phone last night?

1408
01:14:49,775 --> 01:14:51,483
About South Dakota?

1409
01:14:52,317 --> 01:14:53,692
And about a diamond.

1410
01:14:53,775 --> 01:14:56,692
Paxton, what is
the matter with you?

1411
01:14:56,775 --> 01:14:58,858
- There's nothing the matter with me.
- Seriously?

1412
01:14:58,942 --> 01:15:02,858
Yesterday, you were talking
about stealing a diamond.

1413
01:15:02,942 --> 01:15:04,942
You were,
I'm not imagining it.

1414
01:15:05,025 --> 01:15:07,900
And today, you are drawing
Harrods like it's, uh,

1415
01:15:07,983 --> 01:15:10,567
some kind of secret plan
in a secret heist movie.

1416
01:15:10,650 --> 01:15:14,817
How can you draw a rectangle like
you're in a secret plan? I don't...

1417
01:15:14,900 --> 01:15:16,400
Do you have
a secret plan?

1418
01:15:17,275 --> 01:15:19,692
You know...

1419
01:15:19,775 --> 01:15:21,567
I saw my grandmother's
face yesterday.

1420
01:15:21,650 --> 01:15:24,233
I told her, "It's okay,
Grandma, I am fine.

1421
01:15:24,317 --> 01:15:26,233
I'm not going to do
anything stupid."

1422
01:15:26,317 --> 01:15:28,900
You said the diamond
is called a Harris Diamond.

1423
01:15:28,983 --> 01:15:31,400
Oh, Paxton, come on.

1424
01:15:31,483 --> 01:15:33,608
It's Saturday.
It's morning.

1425
01:15:33,692 --> 01:15:38,650
All the weird 4:00 a.m. fantasies and
options have gone away as they always do.

1426
01:15:38,733 --> 01:15:40,650
Tell me about
the diamond.

1427
01:15:43,358 --> 01:15:45,900
There are
two Harris Diamonds.

1428
01:15:45,983 --> 01:15:49,650
- What?
- There are two Harris Diamonds, okay. God!

1429
01:15:49,733 --> 01:15:51,942
Why are there two?

1430
01:15:52,025 --> 01:15:54,817
Do you think I slept at all
last night, Paxton?

1431
01:15:54,900 --> 01:15:57,025
Well actually, no,
I didn't.

1432
01:15:57,108 --> 01:15:58,942
And what was it
that kept you awake?

1433
01:16:00,983 --> 01:16:03,858
Harris Diamond one,
Harris Diamond two.

1434
01:16:03,942 --> 01:16:09,108
One is real,
the other is fake.

1435
01:16:09,192 --> 01:16:11,275
Whenever a diamond of this
value is exhibited in store,

1436
01:16:11,358 --> 01:16:12,525
they use a replica
of the real thing

1437
01:16:12,608 --> 01:16:14,108
to put
into the public area.

1438
01:16:14,192 --> 01:16:16,733
The actual diamond is
kept safe in the vaults.

1439
01:16:16,817 --> 01:16:19,400
Currently, the replica

1440
01:16:19,483 --> 01:16:22,067
is on display here
on the ground floor.

1441
01:16:22,150 --> 01:16:27,858
But your real Harris Diamond
is here in the vaults.

1442
01:16:27,942 --> 01:16:29,442
Tonight,
at exactly 7:00 p.m.,

1443
01:16:29,525 --> 01:16:30,817
you and I will be escorted
to the vaults by security

1444
01:16:30,900 --> 01:16:32,567
to collect
the real Harris Diamond.

1445
01:16:32,650 --> 01:16:34,650
We will then go
up the ground floor

1446
01:16:34,733 --> 01:16:37,150
in a secure elevator
where we add the diamond

1447
01:16:37,233 --> 01:16:39,025
to the rest of the Eve
Schwarz collection.

1448
01:16:39,108 --> 01:16:41,275
Then, right there at 7:30 p.m.,
we will have the real diamond

1449
01:16:41,358 --> 01:16:43,775
and the very good replica
diamond, side by side,

1450
01:16:43,858 --> 01:16:45,858
next to each other,
almost indistinguishable.

1451
01:16:45,942 --> 01:16:47,608
And because
of COVID restrictions,

1452
01:16:47,692 --> 01:16:51,775
the only people that will
be there are you and me.

1453
01:16:51,858 --> 01:16:55,150
So, then we put the real
diamond into a secure box

1454
01:16:55,233 --> 01:16:56,983
and send it to New York,
and we take the glass replica

1455
01:16:57,067 --> 01:16:58,858
and I put it in my purse,
we take it away for disposal,

1456
01:16:58,942 --> 01:17:00,567
and that is what we are going
to fucking do,

1457
01:17:00,650 --> 01:17:03,650
exactly that and nothing else.
Grandma, I love you.

1458
01:17:06,067 --> 01:17:07,650
May I ask
a very obvious question?

1459
01:17:07,733 --> 01:17:09,150
No, you may not.

1460
01:17:09,233 --> 01:17:12,067
What would happen if we sent
the replica to New York

1461
01:17:12,150 --> 01:17:13,483
and kept the real thing?

1462
01:17:13,567 --> 01:17:15,567
I'm assuming that as soon
as it got to New York,

1463
01:17:15,650 --> 01:17:18,317
someone would realize
that it was fake.

1464
01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:20,608
No, they wouldn't.

1465
01:17:20,692 --> 01:17:23,317
That is why
I couldn't sleep.

1466
01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:25,567
Whichever one we send
to New York,

1467
01:17:25,650 --> 01:17:27,733
it will go into a secure
vault in Wall Street

1468
01:17:27,817 --> 01:17:29,733
and won't even be looked at
by another human being

1469
01:17:29,817 --> 01:17:32,442
for 20, 50, 100 years.

1470
01:17:32,525 --> 01:17:33,775
Holy fuck.

1471
01:17:35,775 --> 01:17:39,358
Three million pounds,
tax free.

1472
01:17:40,150 --> 01:17:41,233
No consequences.

1473
01:17:41,317 --> 01:17:42,525
One for me, one for you,
one for the NHS.

1474
01:17:42,608 --> 01:17:43,692
You have thought
about this.

1475
01:17:43,775 --> 01:17:46,858
You know,
I need to go meditate.

1476
01:17:46,942 --> 01:17:49,025
Are you sure they
won't check it in New York?

1477
01:17:49,108 --> 01:17:50,317
Shut up.
I need to meditate.

1478
01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:51,817
What were you going to say?

1479
01:17:53,067 --> 01:17:54,817
The man who bought
the diamond is bad.

1480
01:17:54,900 --> 01:17:56,775
He's really bad,
and you and I are good.

1481
01:17:56,858 --> 01:17:59,067
And the NHS is good.
And good is better than bad.

1482
01:17:59,150 --> 01:18:00,525
When I explained
all that to Grandma,

1483
01:18:00,608 --> 01:18:01,983
even she said,
"Well, yeah, that's true."

1484
01:18:02,067 --> 01:18:04,525
And she was a Calvinist,
straight as a rod.

1485
01:18:04,608 --> 01:18:07,775
Unlike me, who is weak
in the face of temptation.

1486
01:18:11,150 --> 01:18:12,858
Live wild or die, Linda.

1487
01:18:12,942 --> 01:18:15,858
Paxton, you're forgetting
something very important, okay?

1488
01:18:15,942 --> 01:18:17,983
Assuming that
we do this thing,

1489
01:18:18,067 --> 01:18:20,067
which we definitely won't,

1490
01:18:20,150 --> 01:18:22,400
how would two ordinary people
like you and me

1491
01:18:22,483 --> 01:18:26,817
find a way to sell a three
million pounds stolen diamond?

1492
01:18:26,900 --> 01:18:28,483
Okay, that was it.
That was my last attempt

1493
01:18:28,567 --> 01:18:30,067
to find a logical reason
why we shouldn't do this,

1494
01:18:30,150 --> 01:18:32,233
but you are going to say
"Archie Bruce," aren't you?

1495
01:18:32,317 --> 01:18:33,817
Yes, I am.

1496
01:18:34,692 --> 01:18:35,733
Archie Bruce.

1497
01:18:37,192 --> 01:18:40,275
Over the years,
I've kept up with the guys.

1498
01:18:40,358 --> 01:18:41,567
I mean, Archie Bruce,

1499
01:18:41,650 --> 01:18:43,608
he's graduated
from stealing motorcycles

1500
01:18:43,692 --> 01:18:46,108
to stealing vintage cars

1501
01:18:46,192 --> 01:18:48,108
and fine art and jewelry.

1502
01:18:48,192 --> 01:18:51,275
I mean, he'd have Mr. Harris
in a penthouse in Moscow

1503
01:18:51,358 --> 01:18:53,108
before the banging
of the next saucepans.

1504
01:18:53,192 --> 01:18:54,775
And he'd do a preferential
deal with you,

1505
01:18:54,858 --> 01:18:57,025
because you stepped in
one night and saved his life

1506
01:18:57,108 --> 01:18:59,983
at a roadhouse in Watford.

1507
01:19:00,067 --> 01:19:01,650
Circle of life,
something like that.

1508
01:19:03,692 --> 01:19:06,442
With Archie Bruce,
the nightmare began.

1509
01:19:06,525 --> 01:19:08,817
Maybe with Archie Bruce,
the nightmare ends.

1510
01:19:11,025 --> 01:19:15,608
So, what are we
going to do, Linda?

1511
01:19:19,067 --> 01:19:21,858
Okay, Paxton, here it is.

1512
01:19:24,108 --> 01:19:26,400
We decide tonight.

1513
01:19:26,483 --> 01:19:28,483
When we're there at Harrods
with the diamonds,

1514
01:19:28,567 --> 01:19:30,150
we're gonna know what's right
and what's wrong.

1515
01:19:30,233 --> 01:19:32,608
We'll decide in the moment.

1516
01:19:32,692 --> 01:19:34,108
Or let the moment decide.

1517
01:19:36,317 --> 01:19:37,400
What's the difference?

1518
01:19:37,483 --> 01:19:39,567
Fate versus free will.

1519
01:19:39,650 --> 01:19:41,400
Who controls our destiny?

1520
01:19:41,483 --> 01:19:42,775
Is everything
part of a plan

1521
01:19:42,858 --> 01:19:44,817
or do we fuck things up
for ourselves?

1522
01:19:46,442 --> 01:19:48,483
Tonight at 7:30,
we find out.

1523
01:19:57,567 --> 01:19:58,650
Hey, half-brother.

1524
01:20:00,275 --> 01:20:02,692
What, now?
You wanna Zoom?

1525
01:20:03,858 --> 01:20:05,775
All right,
give me a minute.

1526
01:20:12,817 --> 01:20:16,608
<i>Ah, Paxton,
how are you?</i>

1527
01:20:16,692 --> 01:20:19,192
Actually, I am at a fork
in the road.

1528
01:20:19,275 --> 01:20:21,608
<i>Really? Then perhaps
what I have to say</i>

1529
01:20:21,692 --> 01:20:23,275
<i>will have some bearing
on which fork you take,</i>

1530
01:20:23,358 --> 01:20:24,983
<i>because it is
sort of road related.</i>

1531
01:20:26,858 --> 01:20:28,983
<i>You see, Paxton,
the other day when you said</i>

1532
01:20:29,067 --> 01:20:30,692
<i>you want
to sell your motorcycle,</i>

1533
01:20:30,775 --> 01:20:35,192
<i>I thought, "Wait a minute.
Time out. Not so fast."</i>

1534
01:20:35,275 --> 01:20:40,525
<i>And then, after I cut the
call I thought about Mom.</i>

1535
01:20:40,608 --> 01:20:41,983
Mum?

1536
01:20:42,067 --> 01:20:43,400
<i>How she would feel
about you having to sell</i>

1537
01:20:43,483 --> 01:20:44,858
<i>your most
precious possession,</i>

1538
01:20:44,942 --> 01:20:46,233
<i>while at the same time,
over here</i>

1539
01:20:46,317 --> 01:20:48,067
<i>in the beautiful
Hudson Valley,</i>

1540
01:20:48,150 --> 01:20:50,567
<i>your brother, your half-brother
isn't having it so bad.</i>

1541
01:20:50,650 --> 01:20:55,108
<i>You know, when the cherry trees
in your orchard get a fungus,</i>

1542
01:20:55,192 --> 01:20:57,817
<i>it sucks,
but there are worse things.</i>

1543
01:20:59,983 --> 01:21:01,400
Yeah, not for the cherry tree.

1544
01:21:01,483 --> 01:21:02,733
Maybe worse for a cherry tree

1545
01:21:02,817 --> 01:21:04,275
is the steady tread
of George Washington

1546
01:21:04,358 --> 01:21:05,608
as he approaches
with an axe in his hand

1547
01:21:05,692 --> 01:21:07,567
and a head
full of good intentions.

1548
01:21:07,650 --> 01:21:10,483
<i>Anyway, I wondered what Mom
would want me to do.</i>

1549
01:21:10,567 --> 01:21:11,900
Well, remembering Mum,

1550
01:21:11,983 --> 01:21:13,567
I think she'd want you
to get to the point.

1551
01:21:15,483 --> 01:21:18,067
<i>Okay, Paxton, here it is.</i>

1552
01:21:19,567 --> 01:21:22,942
<i>It is I who has bought
your precious motorcycle.</i>

1553
01:21:23,025 --> 01:21:25,775
<i>The purchaser
of your bike is me.</i>

1554
01:21:25,858 --> 01:21:27,817
<i>And I am
giving it back to you.</i>

1555
01:21:27,900 --> 01:21:30,608
<i>My gesture,
half-brother to half-brother.</i>

1556
01:21:30,692 --> 01:21:33,692
<i>Your bike is yours
once more.</i>

1557
01:21:33,775 --> 01:21:35,358
<i>Don't thank me, Paxton.</i>

1558
01:21:35,442 --> 01:21:36,983
<i>Please. No need.</i>

1559
01:21:37,067 --> 01:21:40,067
<i>All I ask, the only thing
I ask of you, Paxton,</i>

1560
01:21:40,150 --> 01:21:43,275
<i>is that you are kind to
yourself from now on.</i>

1561
01:21:43,358 --> 01:21:44,983
<i>That you learn from this.</i>

1562
01:21:45,067 --> 01:21:46,608
<i>That the world
does not hate you.</i>

1563
01:21:46,692 --> 01:21:49,483
<i>That, yes, sometimes fate
seems harsh and cruel,</i>

1564
01:21:49,567 --> 01:21:51,692
<i>but people really do
what good...</i>

1565
01:21:51,775 --> 01:21:55,233
Hey, David,
it's Linda. Hi!

1566
01:21:55,317 --> 01:21:57,775
<i>Uh, Linda, I thought I was
just speaking to Paxton.</i>

1567
01:21:57,858 --> 01:21:59,942
Yes, I know. I heard, David,
your magnificent gesture,

1568
01:22:00,025 --> 01:22:01,775
and I just...
I couldn't stop myself,

1569
01:22:01,858 --> 01:22:03,567
I couldn't help myself.
I just had to jump on the call

1570
01:22:03,650 --> 01:22:05,817
and say,
"Oh, my God, David.

1571
01:22:05,900 --> 01:22:07,192
What kind
of a person are you?"

1572
01:22:07,275 --> 01:22:08,775
David bought
my fucking bike.

1573
01:22:08,858 --> 01:22:11,692
Yes, I heard. I heard,
and then I heard the sermon,

1574
01:22:11,775 --> 01:22:13,025
and I thought, "Wow!

1575
01:22:13,108 --> 01:22:15,150
Not only is he so generous
with his cash,

1576
01:22:15,233 --> 01:22:17,442
he is so free
with his wisdom."

1577
01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:21,025
- <i>Anyway, Paxton, there it is...</i>
- No, no, no.

1578
01:22:21,108 --> 01:22:22,858
Don't let me interrupt
this meaningful moment.

1579
01:22:22,942 --> 01:22:24,317
What is it that
you were saying, David?

1580
01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:25,358
Something about fate
being harsh and...

1581
01:22:25,442 --> 01:22:26,942
...cruel?

1582
01:22:30,900 --> 01:22:32,108
Hmm.

1583
01:22:37,233 --> 01:22:38,442
Why were you mad at him?

1584
01:22:38,525 --> 01:22:40,025
- I wasn't mad.
- Yes, you were.

1585
01:22:41,525 --> 01:22:43,108
It was you.

1586
01:22:44,067 --> 01:22:45,567
You bought my bike.

1587
01:22:45,650 --> 01:22:48,858
Paxton, don't be ridiculous.
You heard what David said.

1588
01:22:48,942 --> 01:22:51,150
David would never do
something like that,

1589
01:22:51,233 --> 01:22:52,525
but he would
take the credit.

1590
01:22:52,608 --> 01:22:54,192
Whereas you would do
something like that

1591
01:22:54,275 --> 01:22:56,483
and give the credit
to someone else.

1592
01:22:56,567 --> 01:22:58,275
You did it 'cause you
felt sorry for me.

1593
01:23:00,192 --> 01:23:02,775
Yes, I worried
about what would happen

1594
01:23:02,858 --> 01:23:04,900
if you lost everything.

1595
01:23:04,983 --> 01:23:07,233
Mainly because I didn't want
anything bad on my conscience.

1596
01:23:07,317 --> 01:23:09,942
Confession avalanche,
but also I...

1597
01:23:10,025 --> 01:23:12,192
I did it because
the bike represents us.

1598
01:23:12,275 --> 01:23:13,858
- And...
- No, no, no.

1599
01:23:13,942 --> 01:23:18,358
Pity is over here, all right,
and love is way over here.

1600
01:23:18,442 --> 01:23:20,025
Don't pretend
there is a bridge.

1601
01:23:22,275 --> 01:23:24,150
But would you still
feel pity for a man

1602
01:23:24,233 --> 01:23:26,067
who'd just stolen
a million pounds?

1603
01:23:28,567 --> 01:23:29,608
I'd be a millionaire,

1604
01:23:30,483 --> 01:23:32,567
and a <i>bandido</i> once again.

1605
01:23:34,317 --> 01:23:35,817
Maybe you'd change
your mind.

1606
01:23:37,150 --> 01:23:39,067
Maybe we'd ride off
into the sunset.

1607
01:23:39,983 --> 01:23:41,483
Paxton...

1608
01:23:41,567 --> 01:23:44,150
whatever we decide
to do tonight,

1609
01:23:44,233 --> 01:23:45,567
we will go
our separate ways.

1610
01:23:45,650 --> 01:23:48,400
The money would mean
that we're both free.

1611
01:23:51,650 --> 01:23:52,692
Well, I will factor that

1612
01:23:52,775 --> 01:23:54,983
into my decision-making
process.

1613
01:23:57,483 --> 01:23:58,817
Thanks for the bike.

1614
01:24:09,442 --> 01:24:10,900
<i>Om...</i>

1615
01:24:10,983 --> 01:24:12,942
Ladies and gentlemen...

1616
01:24:13,983 --> 01:24:15,150
fellow inmates...

1617
01:24:16,525 --> 01:24:18,650
I have something for you

1618
01:24:18,733 --> 01:24:20,942
before I head off
on the number 27 bus

1619
01:24:21,025 --> 01:24:23,650
to meet my destiny.

1620
01:24:23,733 --> 01:24:26,192
It's a passage
from a poem

1621
01:24:27,108 --> 01:24:30,025
written by T.S. Eliot,

1622
01:24:30,108 --> 01:24:31,900
who I'm sure no one
has ever heard of either.

1623
01:24:34,108 --> 01:24:38,233
"She turns and looks a moment
in the glass,

1624
01:24:38,317 --> 01:24:42,275
hardly aware
of her departed lover.

1625
01:24:42,358 --> 01:24:46,400
Her brain allows one
half-formed thought to pass.

1626
01:24:47,733 --> 01:24:51,733
Well, now that's done,
and I'm glad it's over."

1627
01:24:56,233 --> 01:24:58,525
See you
in the moment, Linda.

1628
01:25:16,192 --> 01:25:18,483
This could be
the last bus I ever take.

1629
01:25:37,192 --> 01:25:39,275
Oh, I've decided
to go by myself. Thanks.

1630
01:25:39,358 --> 01:25:41,192
- No problem.
- Thank you.

1631
01:26:20,067 --> 01:26:25,400
<i>Do it, Paxton. Take the
opportunity that fate has given you.</i>

1632
01:29:03,400 --> 01:29:05,275
- Hi, stranger.
- Oh, my God!

1633
01:29:05,358 --> 01:29:07,067
I want to hug you.

1634
01:29:07,150 --> 01:29:08,567
I can't hug you,
I can't hug you.

1635
01:29:08,650 --> 01:29:09,817
I hate this virus.

1636
01:29:09,900 --> 01:29:11,358
I'm blowing you kisses.

1637
01:29:11,442 --> 01:29:12,858
- Oh, my God.
- Hello, stranger.

1638
01:29:12,942 --> 01:29:15,025
Hey, oh...

1639
01:29:15,108 --> 01:29:16,650
This place died
when you left.

1640
01:29:16,733 --> 01:29:18,275
Oh, Charlotte,
I need to know the name

1641
01:29:18,358 --> 01:29:20,400
of your personal trainer
right now, seriously.

1642
01:29:20,483 --> 01:29:22,233
I actually lost weight
because of stress,

1643
01:29:22,317 --> 01:29:23,483
'cause I found out
my girlfriend

1644
01:29:23,567 --> 01:29:25,067
was stealing a load of money
from me.

1645
01:29:25,150 --> 01:29:26,025
- What?
- Long story.

1646
01:29:26,108 --> 01:29:27,233
That's not for right now.

1647
01:29:27,317 --> 01:29:28,608
- Hi!
- Hi.

1648
01:29:28,692 --> 01:29:33,025
Terry, yeah.
Terry, guess who's here?

1649
01:29:33,108 --> 01:29:35,025
Yeah, have a little look
at Cam 14.

1650
01:29:39,275 --> 01:29:41,025
Oh, shit,
it's Linda.

1651
01:29:42,525 --> 01:29:44,275
So, Linda,
what are you doing here?

1652
01:29:44,358 --> 01:29:46,108
Oh, I'm not
on the list, because I made

1653
01:29:46,192 --> 01:29:47,483
a special arrangement
with Imran,

1654
01:29:47,567 --> 01:29:48,858
so I just need a desk
for five minutes.

1655
01:29:48,942 --> 01:29:51,775
Or three minutes.
Charlotte, can I?

1656
01:29:51,858 --> 01:29:53,817
- Come through.
- Okay. Oh!

1657
01:29:53,900 --> 01:29:55,650
I need to wait
for my, um, driver.

1658
01:29:55,733 --> 01:29:57,567
Oh, hang on.
Excuse me.

1659
01:29:59,358 --> 01:30:01,525
Hi.
B2B Pro Freight Services?

1660
01:30:01,608 --> 01:30:02,817
Yeah.

1661
01:30:02,900 --> 01:30:03,983
For the Eve Schwarz
collection?

1662
01:30:04,067 --> 01:30:05,358
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah?

1663
01:30:05,442 --> 01:30:07,775
Okay, just wait here
for one second. Okay.

1664
01:30:07,858 --> 01:30:11,567
We couldn't get
our normal freight service.

1665
01:30:11,650 --> 01:30:13,150
World's gone mad.

1666
01:30:13,233 --> 01:30:14,483
I'm going to have to run a
hundred checks on this guy.

1667
01:30:14,567 --> 01:30:15,983
We'll just need
to see his ID.

1668
01:30:16,067 --> 01:30:17,858
And Imran said we do need
to check the driver's ID.

1669
01:30:20,233 --> 01:30:21,442
Of course.

1670
01:30:26,275 --> 01:30:27,983
Yeah,
can I see your ID?

1671
01:30:34,233 --> 01:30:35,817
Thank you.

1672
01:30:35,900 --> 01:30:37,483
Oops.

1673
01:30:48,108 --> 01:30:49,317
Oh, my God, Charlotte.

1674
01:30:49,400 --> 01:30:51,650
I didn't tell you.
You of all people.

1675
01:30:51,733 --> 01:30:52,817
What?

1676
01:30:52,900 --> 01:30:54,150
It's just
the most earth-shattering,

1677
01:30:54,233 --> 01:30:55,650
life-changing,
amazing news.

1678
01:30:55,733 --> 01:30:57,483
I found someone.
I met someone.

1679
01:30:57,567 --> 01:30:59,275
- No.
- Yes.

1680
01:30:59,358 --> 01:31:00,775
Oh, my God. I thought you were
going to be single forever.

1681
01:31:00,858 --> 01:31:02,483
- Me, too!
- Dating app? Bumble?

1682
01:31:02,567 --> 01:31:04,817
- What's he like?
- He's, uh...

1683
01:31:07,108 --> 01:31:08,525
He's a poet.

1684
01:31:08,608 --> 01:31:09,983
- Oh?
- Yeah.

1685
01:31:10,067 --> 01:31:11,567
Yeah, he's like
a really wild poet.

1686
01:31:11,650 --> 01:31:12,942
Oh, my God,
that's so romantic.

1687
01:31:13,025 --> 01:31:14,400
Hmm, I know.

1688
01:31:14,483 --> 01:31:16,192
But listen, I've got a slot
in the vaults at 7:00.

1689
01:31:16,275 --> 01:31:18,358
- I gotta get this guy processed. Thank you.
- Mmm-hmm.

1690
01:31:18,442 --> 01:31:21,192
- Linda...
- Oh, life, life.

1691
01:31:21,275 --> 01:31:23,025
Right? You never know
what's coming down the line.

1692
01:31:23,108 --> 01:31:24,733
- Mmm-hmm.
- Okay.

1693
01:31:27,525 --> 01:31:28,942
We're good.

1694
01:31:31,858 --> 01:31:33,525
Thank you, Mark.

1695
01:31:33,608 --> 01:31:35,150
Anything for you, Linda.

1696
01:31:37,275 --> 01:31:40,483
Okay, I'm going to
generate you a Harrods pass

1697
01:31:40,567 --> 01:31:42,650
that will give you access
to all areas.

1698
01:31:42,733 --> 01:31:46,233
- Date of birth.
- January 19th, 1809.

1699
01:31:46,317 --> 01:31:49,733
But I didn't have my first
poem published until 1827.

1700
01:31:50,733 --> 01:31:52,150
Okay, that's good.
That's good.

1701
01:31:52,233 --> 01:31:54,400
You're taking it lightly.
You're not panicking.

1702
01:31:54,483 --> 01:31:56,608
January 19th, 1980.

1703
01:31:56,692 --> 01:31:58,233
Height, six feet.

1704
01:31:58,317 --> 01:31:59,733
- Build...
- Medium athletic.

1705
01:31:59,817 --> 01:32:02,025
And inside, I am panicking.

1706
01:32:02,108 --> 01:32:04,900
You do realize that we've
both gone fucking insane.

1707
01:32:04,983 --> 01:32:07,108
We haven't done
anything yet.

1708
01:32:07,192 --> 01:32:10,733
Criminal convictions, none.

1709
01:32:10,817 --> 01:32:12,317
So, when does
the moment begin?

1710
01:32:12,400 --> 01:32:15,025
The moment when we decide.

1711
01:32:15,108 --> 01:32:17,150
In the CCTV control room,

1712
01:32:17,233 --> 01:32:19,900
there's a deaf man
who reads lips.

1713
01:32:19,983 --> 01:32:22,108
Shut up. Look here.

1714
01:32:22,942 --> 01:32:24,733
Why are you good at this?

1715
01:32:32,858 --> 01:32:34,192
Oh, Linda.

1716
01:32:34,275 --> 01:32:36,108
I just need to get
the gentleman's name

1717
01:32:36,192 --> 01:32:38,108
in case of a fire, so...

1718
01:32:39,192 --> 01:32:41,192
- His name?
- Mmm-hmm.

1719
01:32:41,275 --> 01:32:42,733
Edgar Allen Poe.

1720
01:32:45,942 --> 01:32:47,483
Uh, Edgar...

1721
01:32:48,192 --> 01:32:51,067
Edgar Allen Poe.

1722
01:32:51,150 --> 01:32:52,650
Great, thanks.

1723
01:32:55,025 --> 01:32:56,775
This is the first time
Harrods has been closed

1724
01:32:56,858 --> 01:32:59,442
in a hundred years.

1725
01:32:59,525 --> 01:33:02,233
Everything has to get packed
up and put into boxes.

1726
01:33:02,317 --> 01:33:05,317
Pearls, purses,
fine art, fine jewelry.

1727
01:33:05,400 --> 01:33:06,317
Diamonds.

1728
01:33:06,400 --> 01:33:08,025
Yeah. Diamonds.

1729
01:33:13,358 --> 01:33:14,983
Remember that game
we used to play

1730
01:33:15,067 --> 01:33:16,733
when we are alone
in an elevator,

1731
01:33:16,817 --> 01:33:18,317
we ask
each other questions,

1732
01:33:18,400 --> 01:33:19,942
and we are only allowed
to tell the absolute truth?

1733
01:33:21,442 --> 01:33:22,817
Shoot.

1734
01:33:22,900 --> 01:33:25,233
What went wrong
with you and me?

1735
01:33:27,442 --> 01:33:30,150
When I met you,
I wanted wild and you were wild.

1736
01:33:30,233 --> 01:33:34,817
And then, I stopped wanting
wild, and you stopped being wild.

1737
01:33:36,567 --> 01:33:38,275
- So, it should have worked.
- Yeah, but it didn't.

1738
01:33:38,358 --> 01:33:39,983
- Why not?
- I don't know.

1739
01:33:40,067 --> 01:33:43,650
That's the truth.

1740
01:33:43,733 --> 01:33:46,108
<i>Doors opening.</i>

1741
01:33:47,317 --> 01:33:49,483
- Are you hungry?
- Yeah.

1742
01:34:11,775 --> 01:34:14,692
We have an hour
until our slot in the vaults,

1743
01:34:14,775 --> 01:34:17,192
so what do you want
to eat, Paxton?

1744
01:34:17,275 --> 01:34:18,983
There is
literally everything.

1745
01:34:22,275 --> 01:34:24,108
With the store closing,
Harrods is gonna give

1746
01:34:24,192 --> 01:34:26,025
all of this food away
to a food bank.

1747
01:34:31,067 --> 01:34:32,275
Fine.

1748
01:34:33,150 --> 01:34:34,733
Is there anybody watching?

1749
01:34:35,317 --> 01:34:36,233
Maybe.

1750
01:34:37,692 --> 01:34:38,983
Dream bigger.

1751
01:34:43,150 --> 01:34:44,775
Finest beluga caviar?

1752
01:34:56,858 --> 01:34:58,317
So is this the moment?

1753
01:34:58,858 --> 01:35:00,483
No.

1754
01:35:00,567 --> 01:35:03,817
No. We gotta get something clear
before we make up our mind.

1755
01:35:03,900 --> 01:35:06,067
This is a black Perigord
truffle from Italy.

1756
01:35:06,150 --> 01:35:08,442
It retails for £735.

1757
01:35:08,525 --> 01:35:10,067
- For a fucking mushroom?
- Okay.

1758
01:35:10,150 --> 01:35:11,858
Okay, that is what we need
to get clear in our minds.

1759
01:35:11,942 --> 01:35:13,733
What is the difference
between the cost of things,

1760
01:35:13,817 --> 01:35:15,400
and the value of things
to you and me?

1761
01:35:15,483 --> 01:35:16,775
So, I'm gonna
make a picnic.

1762
01:35:16,858 --> 01:35:17,942
A picnic which
under normal circumstances

1763
01:35:18,025 --> 01:35:20,192
would cost us about £5,000.

1764
01:35:49,858 --> 01:35:51,192
<i>Door's closing.</i>

1765
01:35:51,275 --> 01:35:53,150
My precious grandma
was a racist.

1766
01:35:53,233 --> 01:35:54,567
- Whoa.
- Yeah.

1767
01:35:54,650 --> 01:35:56,192
And I've just decided
to take her off

1768
01:35:56,275 --> 01:35:57,483
my in-head jury of people

1769
01:35:57,567 --> 01:35:59,192
who pass judgment
on what I do.

1770
01:36:01,483 --> 01:36:02,858
So, who else
is on the jury?

1771
01:36:04,233 --> 01:36:05,775
My dead mother,
God and you.

1772
01:36:06,567 --> 01:36:08,108
How come I'm still there?

1773
01:36:08,192 --> 01:36:09,692
<i>Door's opening.</i>

1774
01:36:09,775 --> 01:36:12,192
Doors are open,
I don't have to tell you.

1775
01:36:14,733 --> 01:36:17,067
I used to come in here
on my lunch break.

1776
01:36:23,067 --> 01:36:25,483
So which one of
those paintings do you want?

1777
01:36:25,567 --> 01:36:28,608
Uh,
I don't want to own one.

1778
01:36:29,733 --> 01:36:31,525
You want to paint one.

1779
01:36:31,608 --> 01:36:34,317
I just want to paint.

1780
01:36:36,358 --> 01:36:38,150
So, this is the moment.

1781
01:36:38,233 --> 01:36:39,692
Oh, wait.

1782
01:36:39,775 --> 01:36:41,942
- Is the deaf guy looking?
- What?

1783
01:36:42,025 --> 01:36:44,733
Oh, I made that guy up
so you would stop talking.

1784
01:36:44,817 --> 01:36:46,192
Ah.

1785
01:36:46,275 --> 01:36:47,942
Think about it.

1786
01:36:48,025 --> 01:36:52,233
£100,000 a year for ten years.
£50,000 a year for 20 years.

1787
01:36:52,317 --> 01:36:54,108
- A million pounds.
- Yeah.

1788
01:36:54,192 --> 01:36:55,400
You could paint.

1789
01:36:55,483 --> 01:36:57,108
You wouldn't even need
to sell anything.

1790
01:36:57,192 --> 01:37:00,692
<i>Door's closing.</i>

1791
01:37:00,775 --> 01:37:02,858
I never learned
to ride a bicycle.

1792
01:37:02,942 --> 01:37:03,900
- What?
- Yeah.

1793
01:37:03,983 --> 01:37:05,108
- Never?
- Yeah.

1794
01:37:05,192 --> 01:37:06,692
Went straight
to the motorcycle.

1795
01:37:08,317 --> 01:37:11,025
Before Christmas,
I had a sexual encounter with Maria,

1796
01:37:11,108 --> 01:37:12,692
and it was great.

1797
01:37:12,775 --> 01:37:14,400
<i>Door's opening.</i>

1798
01:37:18,025 --> 01:37:22,192
Okay, so we've established
that we both want freedom.

1799
01:37:22,275 --> 01:37:25,275
- Maria, really?
- Oh, Paxton.

1800
01:37:25,358 --> 01:37:27,983
Paxton, we are about to make
the most important decision

1801
01:37:28,067 --> 01:37:29,942
of our lives.
Can you concentrate?

1802
01:37:31,192 --> 01:37:33,525
Okay, in our
decision-making process,

1803
01:37:33,608 --> 01:37:35,733
we haven't yet
discussed morality.

1804
01:37:35,817 --> 01:37:37,650
Look at that. That is...

1805
01:37:37,733 --> 01:37:40,775
That's a whole city
in lockdown.

1806
01:37:40,858 --> 01:37:43,233
Hospitals can't cope.
A million pounds would help.

1807
01:37:43,317 --> 01:37:46,067
We'd be doing good.
Plus, I worked it out.

1808
01:37:46,150 --> 01:37:47,900
If it's in 50s,
it all fits in one suitcase.

1809
01:37:47,983 --> 01:37:49,608
You can leave it on a doorstep.
Take that, Grandma.

1810
01:37:49,692 --> 01:37:52,900
- You got rid of Grandma.
- Yes, I did. Thank you.

1811
01:37:52,983 --> 01:37:55,983
So, okay, we do it.

1812
01:37:57,192 --> 01:37:58,192
Fuck it.

1813
01:37:59,025 --> 01:38:00,567
We decide right now.

1814
01:38:02,025 --> 01:38:02,942
Okay.

1815
01:38:06,067 --> 01:38:07,900
Previously,
I would have kissed you.

1816
01:38:10,192 --> 01:38:11,983
Let's just see
what happens.

1817
01:38:31,525 --> 01:38:33,942
- Okay.
- Fuck.

1818
01:38:34,025 --> 01:38:35,525
- Maria?
- Okay, it's time to go.

1819
01:38:35,608 --> 01:38:37,608
- Really?
- We gotta go to the vaults.

1820
01:38:39,692 --> 01:38:41,817
So, are we gonna
do it or not?

1821
01:38:57,358 --> 01:38:59,192
Are you okay?

1822
01:38:59,275 --> 01:39:01,608
God, no.

1823
01:39:01,692 --> 01:39:03,733
Is God really part
of your in-head jury?

1824
01:39:03,817 --> 01:39:05,025
Uh-huh.

1825
01:39:05,108 --> 01:39:06,858
And for the record,
God is absolutely fine

1826
01:39:06,942 --> 01:39:08,733
with whatever it is
that we decide to do.

1827
01:39:09,608 --> 01:39:11,025
That's good to know.

1828
01:39:12,567 --> 01:39:14,400
- Hi, there. P.J., right?
- Yes, miss.

1829
01:39:14,483 --> 01:39:15,900
Lead the way.

1830
01:39:18,400 --> 01:39:21,025
Why does the name Edgar
Allen Poe ring a bell?

1831
01:39:34,983 --> 01:39:36,608
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

1832
01:40:02,317 --> 01:40:03,900
<i>You're shipping
that thing to New York?</i>

1833
01:40:35,983 --> 01:40:37,525
- It's an underwater theme.
- Yeah.

1834
01:40:37,608 --> 01:40:39,900
- My idea.
- It's nice.

1835
01:40:39,983 --> 01:40:41,983
You're very good at what you do.
What you did.

1836
01:40:43,775 --> 01:40:45,317
Okay, so we only need
to pack up

1837
01:40:45,400 --> 01:40:46,733
the jewelry and accessories.

1838
01:40:46,817 --> 01:40:48,150
The clothing
all goes downstairs,

1839
01:40:48,233 --> 01:40:49,358
so it shouldn't
take too long.

1840
01:40:49,442 --> 01:40:51,150
Yeah, not too long,
so, uh...

1841
01:40:52,192 --> 01:40:53,567
Shall I take it out?

1842
01:40:54,483 --> 01:40:56,525
Yes. Why not?

1843
01:41:04,692 --> 01:41:05,858
Okay.

1844
01:41:25,733 --> 01:41:27,233
Do it quickly,
the fish are piranhas.

1845
01:41:27,317 --> 01:41:30,483
- What?
- It's meant to be symbolic.

1846
01:41:30,567 --> 01:41:31,983
- Symbolic of...
- I don't remember, okay.

1847
01:41:32,067 --> 01:41:33,483
Just do it faster.

1848
01:41:33,567 --> 01:41:35,275
You'll be fine.

1849
01:41:51,442 --> 01:41:52,983
So, this is the moment.

1850
01:41:54,608 --> 01:41:57,650
Just seems so easy.

1851
01:41:57,733 --> 01:41:59,733
It's never been
about can we do it, Paxton.

1852
01:41:59,817 --> 01:42:01,608
It's about...
should we do it?

1853
01:42:01,692 --> 01:42:03,400
And will we do it?
It's about you and me.

1854
01:42:03,483 --> 01:42:06,067
And I'm not saying
that we are going to do it,

1855
01:42:06,150 --> 01:42:10,192
but if we are, then you would need
to take one step to your left.

1856
01:42:12,942 --> 01:42:15,150
So, shall I take the step?

1857
01:42:17,192 --> 01:42:18,650
Take the step.
Then, we decide.

1858
01:42:23,233 --> 01:42:24,692
Linda...

1859
01:42:24,775 --> 01:42:25,733
if we are deciding
in the moment,

1860
01:42:25,817 --> 01:42:27,692
then I say we do it.

1861
01:42:27,775 --> 01:42:29,442
If we are letting
the moment decide,

1862
01:42:29,525 --> 01:42:33,525
then, in my opinion,
the moment is saying loud and clear...

1863
01:42:33,608 --> 01:42:34,983
"Put the replica
in the fucking box

1864
01:42:35,067 --> 01:42:36,983
and put the real thing
in your bag."

1865
01:42:39,108 --> 01:42:43,650
Freedom, Linda,
in one beautiful moment.

1866
01:43:16,150 --> 01:43:17,650
Okay.

1867
01:43:18,650 --> 01:43:19,817
Okay.

1868
01:43:22,150 --> 01:43:23,442
- It's under control.
- It's under control.

1869
01:43:23,525 --> 01:43:25,608
- Under control.
- Yeah.

1870
01:43:27,567 --> 01:43:30,733
I think we should start
with the handbags,

1871
01:43:30,817 --> 01:43:33,858
and, uh, we
should get the dust bags...

1872
01:43:33,942 --> 01:43:35,150
Linda!

1873
01:43:35,233 --> 01:43:36,442
- Linda, it's me.
- Donald.

1874
01:43:36,525 --> 01:43:39,608
I need to speak to you
urgently.

1875
01:43:39,692 --> 01:43:42,442
Um, excuse me,
could you please take a stroll

1876
01:43:42,525 --> 01:43:44,192
or something for a moment?

1877
01:43:44,275 --> 01:43:46,692
I have some very important
things to say to my colleague.

1878
01:43:48,608 --> 01:43:50,775
Uh... Uh-huh.

1879
01:43:53,275 --> 01:43:54,567
Uh...

1880
01:43:55,067 --> 01:43:56,317
Donald...

1881
01:43:56,400 --> 01:43:59,067
Well, goodness,
I thought that I fired you,

1882
01:43:59,150 --> 01:44:00,483
but you're here.

1883
01:44:00,567 --> 01:44:02,983
Linda, listen. Someone made
an anonymous call

1884
01:44:03,067 --> 01:44:04,650
to Miracore head office.

1885
01:44:04,733 --> 01:44:06,983
They said that the driver
from B2B

1886
01:44:07,067 --> 01:44:08,942
who is carrying
the Eve Schwarz collection

1887
01:44:09,025 --> 01:44:10,442
is using a false name.

1888
01:44:10,525 --> 01:44:12,525
They said he's got
a criminal record.

1889
01:44:13,567 --> 01:44:15,608
Grandma, hey.

1890
01:44:15,692 --> 01:44:17,942
I came as soon as I could.
Thank God you're okay.

1891
01:44:18,025 --> 01:44:19,942
- I'm okay.
- Well, the police are coming.

1892
01:44:20,025 --> 01:44:22,317
- The police are coming and...
- They'll be here any minute.

1893
01:44:22,400 --> 01:44:24,650
They'll be here any minute.
Okay, that's...

1894
01:44:24,733 --> 01:44:26,067
Now we're against
the clock.

1895
01:44:26,150 --> 01:44:28,275
Uh, if he's innocent
and who he says he is,

1896
01:44:28,358 --> 01:44:29,983
- then everything will...
- Everything will be okay.

1897
01:44:30,067 --> 01:44:32,567
And it will be okay, Donald,
because I know what to do.

1898
01:44:32,650 --> 01:44:33,817
What do you mean?

1899
01:44:33,900 --> 01:44:34,650
- What are you going to do?
- Paxton?

1900
01:44:34,733 --> 01:44:35,650
Paxton?

1901
01:44:37,983 --> 01:44:40,317
Donald. Paxton.

1902
01:44:40,400 --> 01:44:41,775
Paxton. Donald.

1903
01:44:41,858 --> 01:44:42,942
Who are you?

1904
01:44:43,025 --> 01:44:44,650
I'm Edgar Allen Poe,
obviously.

1905
01:44:44,733 --> 01:44:46,900
- She just called you Paxton.
- Yes, Donald, this is Paxton.

1906
01:44:46,983 --> 01:44:49,650
And I'm a woman
called Linda Jarvis.

1907
01:44:49,733 --> 01:44:53,233
I'm an ordinary woman
who, 60 seconds ago,

1908
01:44:53,317 --> 01:44:55,483
made an extraordinary
decision.

1909
01:44:55,567 --> 01:44:56,942
Linda,
what are you going to tell him?

1910
01:44:57,025 --> 01:44:58,358
What is it
to do with you?

1911
01:44:58,442 --> 01:45:01,900
What it has to do
with him is that...

1912
01:45:01,983 --> 01:45:04,817
he is my partner and my
lover of ten years standing,

1913
01:45:04,900 --> 01:45:06,733
and I think
I'm still in love with him.

1914
01:45:06,817 --> 01:45:08,150
Really?

1915
01:45:08,233 --> 01:45:10,692
But most importantly,
he is also my accomplice.

1916
01:45:10,775 --> 01:45:13,317
You see, Donald, just now...
just one minute ago,

1917
01:45:13,400 --> 01:45:15,025
I decided... We decided

1918
01:45:15,108 --> 01:45:17,358
to steal the Harris Diamond
worth three million pounds.

1919
01:45:17,442 --> 01:45:19,358
Holy fuck.
Confession avalanche.

1920
01:45:19,442 --> 01:45:20,608
No, it's okay,
and I know Donald

1921
01:45:20,692 --> 01:45:21,817
and also we don't have
a choice,

1922
01:45:21,900 --> 01:45:23,233
because Donald
called the police

1923
01:45:23,317 --> 01:45:24,608
and they're about to arrive
at any second.

1924
01:45:24,692 --> 01:45:26,358
- Oh, fuck!
- Like I said,

1925
01:45:26,442 --> 01:45:28,108
it's going to be okay,
because when the police arrive,

1926
01:45:28,192 --> 01:45:29,858
we are not going to be here,
we are going to be gone.

1927
01:45:29,942 --> 01:45:31,442
- You are?
- Yes, we are.

1928
01:45:31,525 --> 01:45:33,025
And Donald
is going to tell them

1929
01:45:33,108 --> 01:45:34,317
that he talked to Linda

1930
01:45:34,400 --> 01:45:35,608
and she said
that everything's fine,

1931
01:45:35,692 --> 01:45:37,025
it was all
a misunderstanding.

1932
01:45:37,108 --> 01:45:39,817
And then, he is going
to give them this,

1933
01:45:39,900 --> 01:45:41,567
your ID verification.

1934
01:45:41,650 --> 01:45:43,942
And you're going to say that
you recognize that driver

1935
01:45:44,025 --> 01:45:45,358
from another assignment.

1936
01:45:45,442 --> 01:45:46,733
And then, you're going
to tell them a story.

1937
01:45:46,817 --> 01:45:48,525
You're going
to tell them a story

1938
01:45:48,608 --> 01:45:50,858
about how this driver has an
enemy at work who hates him.

1939
01:45:50,942 --> 01:45:52,483
- I am?
- Yes, you are.

1940
01:45:52,567 --> 01:45:54,900
And do you know why you're
going to do all this, Donald?

1941
01:45:54,983 --> 01:45:58,108
- No. Why?
- Because we are good.

1942
01:45:58,192 --> 01:46:00,442
Paxton, Donald,
we three are good.

1943
01:46:00,525 --> 01:46:02,150
And the bastards
who told me to fire you

1944
01:46:02,233 --> 01:46:03,692
and the bastard
who bought that diamond,

1945
01:46:03,775 --> 01:46:06,067
they won't even realize
that it's gone.

1946
01:46:06,150 --> 01:46:08,733
- Mention the NHS.
- Yeah. Yes, ooh!

1947
01:46:10,983 --> 01:46:12,733
What do you say, Donald?

1948
01:46:12,817 --> 01:46:14,733
Will you
lie for us, Donald?

1949
01:46:17,317 --> 01:46:21,567
I see all this
anarchy is because of lockdown.

1950
01:46:21,650 --> 01:46:24,108
Idiotic,
insane fucking lockdown

1951
01:46:24,192 --> 01:46:25,608
which has liberated us all.

1952
01:46:25,692 --> 01:46:27,150
Donald, we'll give you money.
I'll give you 200 grand.

1953
01:46:27,233 --> 01:46:28,650
Fuck the money.
I don't do this for money,

1954
01:46:28,733 --> 01:46:29,692
I do this for beauty.

1955
01:46:29,775 --> 01:46:31,650
Linda, you are wonderful.

1956
01:46:31,733 --> 01:46:35,608
Linda, and he is
your secret bandit lover,

1957
01:46:35,692 --> 01:46:37,608
and you are going
to spit in the face

1958
01:46:37,692 --> 01:46:39,400
of the global monolith.

1959
01:46:39,483 --> 01:46:41,025
During lockdown
I've had time

1960
01:46:41,108 --> 01:46:44,692
to think and walk in the park
near my mother's house,

1961
01:46:44,775 --> 01:46:47,525
and God, apart from the
dog walkers and the joggers

1962
01:46:47,608 --> 01:46:50,983
breathing everywhere, God,
it is a beautiful world.

1963
01:46:51,067 --> 01:46:53,150
Even before
the fucking virus,

1964
01:46:53,233 --> 01:46:55,608
we were all locked down
in our own routines,

1965
01:46:55,692 --> 01:46:57,317
our versions
of ourselves...

1966
01:46:57,400 --> 01:46:58,567
Linda, we have to get
the fuck out of here.

1967
01:46:58,650 --> 01:47:00,108
Let Donald have his moment.

1968
01:47:00,192 --> 01:47:01,275
...never get to work!

1969
01:47:01,358 --> 01:47:02,567
I only came here tonight

1970
01:47:02,650 --> 01:47:03,942
because I was worried
about you, Linda.

1971
01:47:04,025 --> 01:47:05,567
I don't give a fuck
about Miracore,

1972
01:47:05,650 --> 01:47:08,108
their fucking diamonds,
I don't care about them.

1973
01:47:08,192 --> 01:47:11,067
I want everything
to be stolen.

1974
01:47:11,150 --> 01:47:14,067
I will lie for you, Linda,

1975
01:47:14,150 --> 01:47:19,817
because this is my moment
to fucking do something!

1976
01:47:32,317 --> 01:47:33,900
Mad, all this, isn't it?

1977
01:47:33,983 --> 01:47:35,567
Yeah.

1978
01:47:35,650 --> 01:47:37,442
Who'd have thought a month
ago we'd be doing this.

1979
01:47:38,358 --> 01:47:39,483
Not me.

1980
01:47:41,608 --> 01:47:43,817
<i>Paging Edgar Allen Poe.</i>

1981
01:47:43,900 --> 01:47:47,483
<i>Edgar Allen Poe,
please report to security.</i>

1982
01:48:02,025 --> 01:48:03,692
<i>Mr. Edgar Allen Poe,</i>

1983
01:48:03,775 --> 01:48:06,483
<i>please report
to security immediately.</i>

1984
01:48:06,567 --> 01:48:08,150
I think
we should speed up.

1985
01:48:08,233 --> 01:48:10,817
Don't rush. We're not trying
to evacuate Dunkirk!

1986
01:48:10,900 --> 01:48:12,108
Stop there. If you walk,

1987
01:48:12,192 --> 01:48:14,150
you should be
on the starboard side.

1988
01:48:16,525 --> 01:48:17,983
Leave it.
Leave it.

1989
01:48:19,275 --> 01:48:20,858
Linda?

1990
01:48:20,942 --> 01:48:23,483
<i>Paging Edgar Allen Poe.</i>

1991
01:48:23,567 --> 01:48:26,567
<i>Mr. Edgar Allen Poe,
please report to security.</i>

1992
01:48:26,650 --> 01:48:29,358
It's Michael with
the arrows from Zoom.

1993
01:48:34,775 --> 01:48:37,400
<i>Mr. Edgar Allen Poe,</i>

1994
01:48:37,483 --> 01:48:40,442
<i>please report
to security immediately.</i>

1995
01:48:42,567 --> 01:48:44,692
Oh, fuck.

1996
01:48:44,775 --> 01:48:46,650
You'll have to turn in
your Harrods pass.

1997
01:48:46,733 --> 01:48:48,025
You go. Save yourself.

1998
01:48:48,108 --> 01:48:49,400
It's me that fate
is fucking with.

1999
01:48:49,483 --> 01:48:51,358
Just keep walking.

2000
01:48:53,108 --> 01:48:54,400
Edgar Allen Poe.

2001
01:48:59,067 --> 01:49:00,692
You left this
in the office.

2002
01:49:02,233 --> 01:49:03,942
You'll need it at Heathrow.

2003
01:49:07,900 --> 01:49:10,150
Thanks very much.

2004
01:49:10,233 --> 01:49:13,275
Everybody says, uh,
come back soon, Linda,

2005
01:49:13,358 --> 01:49:14,650
and we all love you.

2006
01:50:20,900 --> 01:50:22,150
Since that night,
we've established

2007
01:50:22,233 --> 01:50:23,817
that although we're now
both rich

2008
01:50:23,900 --> 01:50:26,025
and no longer have
to do jobs we despise,

2009
01:50:26,108 --> 01:50:27,358
the strains of lockdown

2010
01:50:27,442 --> 01:50:28,983
are still severely testing
our relationship.

2011
01:50:29,067 --> 01:50:30,650
"Happy ever after"
cannot survive

2012
01:50:30,733 --> 01:50:32,608
someone hiding
your bag of flour.

2013
01:50:32,692 --> 01:50:34,275
Okay, come on. Okay.

2014
01:50:35,317 --> 01:50:37,692
Here is your bag of flour.
I just...

2015
01:50:37,775 --> 01:50:39,900
I want you to promise me that
you're not gonna make bread.

2016
01:50:39,983 --> 01:50:41,233
Why not?

2017
01:50:41,317 --> 01:50:43,192
Because of the mess
and the pointlessness

2018
01:50:43,275 --> 01:50:45,858
and because it will be inedible,
and like all homemade bread,

2019
01:50:45,942 --> 01:50:47,358
it will be a fucking
pointless cannonball.

2020
01:50:47,442 --> 01:50:49,233
My dad used to make it
and we had to eat it,

2021
01:50:49,317 --> 01:50:50,775
otherwise he would disappear
into his workshop

2022
01:50:50,858 --> 01:50:53,108
and make these
hopeless wooden toys.

2023
01:50:53,192 --> 01:50:55,025
- Never again.
- Linda, you've lost your mind.

2024
01:50:55,108 --> 01:50:55,942
What? I've lost...

2025
01:50:56,025 --> 01:50:57,358
You buried a hedgehog

2026
01:50:57,442 --> 01:50:59,567
and said a eulogy
over the fucking grave.

2027
01:50:59,650 --> 01:51:01,775
And you deliberately stuck a
piece of tinsel on the ceiling

2028
01:51:01,858 --> 01:51:03,858
- above the stairs.
- No, it was there all along.

2029
01:51:03,942 --> 01:51:05,858
- I almost broke my fucking neck.
- If you'd asked me,

2030
01:51:05,942 --> 01:51:07,108
I would have held
the stepladders.

2031
01:51:07,192 --> 01:51:08,192
If it had been there
"all along,"

2032
01:51:08,275 --> 01:51:09,650
I would have noticed it.

2033
01:51:09,733 --> 01:51:11,108
But you haven't noticed
that there was no point

2034
01:51:11,192 --> 01:51:12,483
in packing a suitcase

2035
01:51:12,567 --> 01:51:15,400
because there is nowhere
you can actually go.

2036
01:51:15,483 --> 01:51:18,067
They just extended lockdown
by another two weeks.

2037
01:51:21,733 --> 01:51:23,150
Oh, shit.

2038
01:51:25,192 --> 01:51:27,525
Well...

2039
01:51:28,983 --> 01:51:30,400
All that
for a bag of flour

2040
01:51:30,483 --> 01:51:32,900
and a definitely
pre-existing piece of tinsel.

2041
01:51:32,983 --> 01:51:37,525
And because today
is my birthday.

2042
01:51:38,650 --> 01:51:39,942
It's okay.

2043
01:51:40,025 --> 01:51:41,525
- I know.
- It's okay.

2044
01:51:41,608 --> 01:51:43,567
- It's lockdown.
- No, I knew that.

2045
01:51:43,650 --> 01:51:46,733
- Nobody knows what day it is, never mind the date.
- And I got you something.

2046
01:51:46,817 --> 01:51:48,817
I got you something
you really, really want.

2047
01:51:56,317 --> 01:51:57,942
Go crazy.

2048
01:52:00,567 --> 01:52:04,317
- Another two weeks?
- Another two weeks.

2049
01:52:04,400 --> 01:52:07,108
Well, then,
my long suffering public

2050
01:52:07,192 --> 01:52:09,483
may need another poem.

2051
01:52:10,192 --> 01:52:11,358
Hmm.

2052
01:52:11,442 --> 01:52:14,275
<i>Counting The Beats</i>
by Robert Graves.

2053
01:52:15,608 --> 01:52:19,567
"You, love, and I,
you and I,

2054
01:52:19,650 --> 01:52:21,442
and if no more
than only you and I,

2055
01:52:21,525 --> 01:52:24,358
what care you and I?"

2056
01:52:29,483 --> 01:52:35,733
"Counting the beats,
counting the slow heartbeats,

2057
01:52:35,817 --> 01:52:40,317
the bleeding to death of time
in slow heartbeats,

2058
01:52:40,400 --> 01:52:42,983
wakeful we lie.

2059
01:52:43,067 --> 01:52:48,733
Cloudless day, night,
and another cloudless day,

2060
01:52:48,817 --> 01:52:53,483
yet a huge cloud will burst
upon their heads one day."

2061
01:52:53,567 --> 01:52:56,317
And on that day,
lockdown will end!

2062
01:52:59,233 --> 01:53:02,317
"Only here,
as we are here, together,

2063
01:53:02,400 --> 01:53:07,483
now and here,
always you and I."

2064
01:53:18,717 --> 01:53:23,717
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