1 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:15,681 - I gotta call the White House! - I thought DEFCON 1 was good. 2 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:18,684 DEFCON 5 is good. DEFCON 1 is Armageddon. 3 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,477 Barry, sitrep now. 4 00:00:20,478 --> 00:00:22,354 The missile launch system must have a failsafe. 5 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:25,482 It assumes if the nation loses power, it's because we're under nuclear attack. 6 00:00:25,483 --> 00:00:28,902 Moscow is going totally völlig verrückt right now. 7 00:00:28,903 --> 00:00:32,197 Their spy satellites see that your ICBMs are primed 8 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:33,575 and will ready their own. 9 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:35,701 This was Cress' plan all along. 10 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,661 He never cared about knocking out the power. 11 00:00:37,662 --> 00:00:39,955 He... he just wanted to start a nuclear Armageddon. 12 00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:43,625 This is Cress' radical reset to wipe out 90% of the population. 13 00:00:43,626 --> 00:00:45,419 Luke, you... you have to believe me, 14 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:47,797 I didn't know that any of this was going to happen. 15 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:50,674 - I believe you. - Why do you believe her? 16 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:52,551 She's the reason we're in this position. 17 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:54,094 Because I know her heart. 18 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:56,681 If we survive this, I'm locking her ass up. 19 00:00:57,682 --> 00:01:01,143 Reed, call Moscow right now and let them know what's going on. 20 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:03,854 The White House and the Pentagon cannot get through to the Kremlin. 21 00:01:03,855 --> 00:01:06,482 Cress must be jamming communications somehow. 22 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:09,359 The Russians aren't gonna sit around and wait for our missiles to launch. 23 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:10,486 They're gonna strike first. 24 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:12,071 Their ambassador said the same thing. 25 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,698 He's giving us 30 minutes before their patience and trust runs out, 26 00:01:14,699 --> 00:01:15,783 then the fireworks start. 27 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:18,327 - What about NORAD? - They're running a system reset. 28 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:20,704 It'll take 'em an hour. By then, we'll all be glowing. 29 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:23,625 So that's it? I never got to see Shreveport. 30 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:26,919 - What's in Shreveport? - Titties? 31 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,380 You said that you worked with my father on the Y2K bug, right? 32 00:01:30,381 --> 00:01:32,549 And he said that the United Kingdom, 33 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:36,011 they... they put in a backdoor to the nuclear operation system, 34 00:01:36,012 --> 00:01:38,806 just in case everything just went bonkers at the turn of the century. 35 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:42,476 But the States, I mean, you must've done something similar, surely. 36 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:44,394 We did. We created our own backdoor 37 00:01:44,395 --> 00:01:46,730 so we can shut down the missiles in case of an emergency. 38 00:01:46,731 --> 00:01:49,358 There were four operatives that were given the password. 39 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:51,819 - I'm the only one still alive. - I'll patch you into NORAD now. 40 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:56,406 No, no. The password is keyed to my voice, so it has to be done in person. 41 00:01:56,407 --> 00:01:58,158 We don't have time to go to NORAD. 42 00:01:58,159 --> 00:02:01,829 We just have to get to the closest silo because they're all hardwired together. 43 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:03,789 Once I get into the backdoor, 44 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:06,458 I can go and stand down all of the missiles. 45 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:09,211 I got 450 missile silos within a five-state radius. 46 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:10,754 There's one 14 miles from there. 47 00:02:10,755 --> 00:02:12,714 I'm gonna regret it, but I'll get you clearance. 48 00:02:12,715 --> 00:02:14,466 - Let's hit it. Come on. - Let's go. 49 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:16,052 Come on. Go. Go. 50 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:25,978 B, I'm just a few streets away. You got an update on the address? 51 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,188 Um... 52 00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:31,359 We should have an answer soon. 53 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:35,696 {\an8}Tina just walked in. 54 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:38,158 Hang tight, bro. This one's gonna sting. 55 00:02:55,049 --> 00:02:56,676 Foreign operative Mukerji, 56 00:02:57,719 --> 00:03:00,596 we've tracked Dante Cress via his IP address to this street. 57 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:03,932 Metadata from your cell phone says that you've been in the vicinity before. 58 00:03:03,933 --> 00:03:06,226 Which one of these houses is his? 59 00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:09,062 Tell us, and we can see what we can do about your charges. 60 00:03:09,063 --> 00:03:12,775 Give me five minutes with her, and she'll tell me everything she knows. 61 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:14,444 Oh my. 62 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:27,707 I know you say you don't love me or care about any of us, 63 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:30,584 but I don't believe that you're so cold 64 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:32,754 that you're willing to live through a nuclear winter. 65 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:34,671 Our missiles are primed to launch, 66 00:03:34,672 --> 00:03:37,342 and Cress is jamming our communications with Russia. 67 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:40,719 That's why we need to find him and stop him from doing that, 68 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,889 so we can communicate to your homeland that we are not about to attack them 69 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,476 so they don't preemptively attack us. 70 00:03:47,977 --> 00:03:48,853 Please, Tina. 71 00:03:52,690 --> 00:03:54,359 The house set back from the road. 72 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:58,988 Aldon, did you get that? 73 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:01,366 Yeah, the house set back from the road. 74 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:05,453 But my handler, Mikhail Volek, will be there. 75 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:12,418 - Your boss is Dante Cress? - All I know is he's a liar. 76 00:04:13,836 --> 00:04:16,505 He told me everything we did, we did for Russia. 77 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:19,967 But it appears he was Cress all along. 78 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:21,551 He had me protecting him. 79 00:04:21,552 --> 00:04:24,554 He ordered me to prevent the team from tracking down Cress. 80 00:04:24,555 --> 00:04:26,975 That's why I held on to the BlackBerry. 81 00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:32,313 I came to America to gather intel, not die here. 82 00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:34,524 Sucks to be lied to, huh? 83 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:40,862 Aldon is never going to stop Cress 84 00:04:40,863 --> 00:04:43,657 and open communication with the Russians in time. 85 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:45,617 Uh, where are you going? 86 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:47,244 - If you must know... - Yes. 87 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:48,579 To call the woman I love. 88 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:52,083 Hello, Mother, it's Marcus. I've got some very bad news. 89 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:54,252 Hey, let's not get negative. 90 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:56,753 Luke's got this. 91 00:04:56,754 --> 00:04:58,547 I can't remember the password. 92 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:00,173 - What? - Are you joking me? 93 00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:02,217 This is why I bought you fish oil. 94 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:04,177 Fish oil always makes my burps smell funny. 95 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:05,178 Listen, old man, 96 00:05:05,179 --> 00:05:07,764 I don't wanna die because your brain's clogged with schnitzel 97 00:05:07,765 --> 00:05:09,475 and World War II documentaries. 98 00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:11,102 Don't worry, love. 99 00:05:12,061 --> 00:05:13,062 We'll help you. 100 00:05:13,896 --> 00:05:14,772 Ugh. 101 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:19,568 Look, I'm sure that I will remember it 102 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:20,902 by the time we get to the silo. 103 00:05:20,903 --> 00:05:21,945 You think so? 104 00:05:21,946 --> 00:05:24,323 Because we're here. 105 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,366 Oh God. 106 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:26,993 Yeah. 107 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,293 Oh shit. 108 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:39,714 We're getting everything set up for you, sir. Through here. 109 00:05:42,258 --> 00:05:45,635 - We got eyes on the inside. - Aren't ICBM facilities air-gapped? 110 00:05:45,636 --> 00:05:48,306 Mission control, yes. Security cameras, no. 111 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:01,526 That's a Titan II. I thought they replaced that with the Minutemen. 112 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:04,529 Not all of them. This silo hasn't been upgraded since the early '80s. 113 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:07,532 We're still using computers with floppy disks in the control room. 114 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:10,077 Only NORAD has machines with voice recognition. 115 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:12,080 That's why we're hacking into the missile. 116 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:14,831 Okay, Dad. It's showtime. 117 00:06:14,832 --> 00:06:16,625 Dig deep. 118 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,252 We need total recall. 119 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,132 Ah, shit. 120 00:06:24,133 --> 00:06:26,968 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, mate. Look, you can do it. 121 00:06:26,969 --> 00:06:30,097 Was it a numerical code? Was it... was it a word? 122 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:31,890 No, we were able to just make it up. 123 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:35,560 I think it was in the zeitgeist back then. 124 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:38,772 It... it was something that people said all the time. 125 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:40,816 - Was it "talk to the hand"? - No. 126 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:41,983 - "Don't go there"? - No. 127 00:06:41,984 --> 00:06:44,361 - "The tribe has spoken"? - "Tabasco my asshole"? 128 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:45,445 Nobody said that. 129 00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:46,780 It was something visual. 130 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:49,366 - A movie. "May the force be with you." - No. 131 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:50,826 - "I'll be back." - No. 132 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,577 - "I'm the king of the world." - No. 133 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:54,246 "Do I make you horny?" 134 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,541 A little. But I'm trying to focus here, Mrs. B. 135 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:57,958 It's a commercial! 136 00:06:57,959 --> 00:07:00,252 - "Got milk?" - "I can't believe it's not butter!" 137 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,671 - "Where's the beef?" - "Yo quiero Taco Bell." 138 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:04,006 No, it's none of that. 139 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:08,635 How about "I've fallen, and I can't get up"? 140 00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:09,845 That was the '80s. 141 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:13,890 And you should focus on killing Cress or Volek or whatever his name is. 142 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:15,392 We're running out of time here. 143 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:17,978 Come on, big guy. Just remember that shit, 144 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:21,231 I'll buy you a case of IPAs, and we can celebrate saving the world together. 145 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:22,275 Beer! 146 00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:25,570 It's a... it's a beer commercial. 147 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:27,279 I got it. 148 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,240 Just speak the password here, sir. 149 00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:39,666 What's... up? 150 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:41,085 Have to say it louder, sir. 151 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:46,465 - What's up? - Say it like you mean it, man. 152 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,176 Say it like the world is depending on you. 153 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:55,808 Whassup?! 154 00:08:05,401 --> 00:08:07,486 - You're in. - What? 155 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:08,570 Yeah! 156 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:09,530 That worked? 157 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:14,326 All we need to do now is just enter some basic commands, 158 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:17,496 and I can get us back to DEFCON 5. 159 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:20,333 What about the other 449 land-based ICBMs? 160 00:08:20,958 --> 00:08:22,209 See this red comm cable? 161 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:26,130 Any command sent through this missile will relay it to every nuke on US soil. 162 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:36,974 Still ten minutes till we switch shifts. 163 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:51,655 Hey, Barry, what... what am I looking at here? 164 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:54,824 Well, it looks like satellite flight paths. 165 00:08:54,825 --> 00:08:58,078 - Those are DSCS satellites. - You know that? 166 00:08:58,079 --> 00:09:02,332 Everyone in Russian intel knows that we attach spy hubs to your sats. 167 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:05,544 That's how I knew about the extra weight on the satellite Barry was trying to hit. 168 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:06,461 When you saved me? 169 00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:10,215 When I saved the asset I worked so hard to compromise, yes. 170 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,759 But Volek seems to have reprogrammed the hubs 171 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:15,011 to change them from spying on communications 172 00:09:15,012 --> 00:09:16,555 to blocking communications. 173 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,308 Okay, but how do we turn these little spy boxes off? 174 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:23,395 Volek. 175 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:26,690 Shit. Barry, how long until backup gets to Aldon? 176 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:27,942 Too long. 177 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,695 My team is closing in on you. 178 00:09:32,488 --> 00:09:34,991 You're good as dead, Volek. 179 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,786 Or should I say Cress? 180 00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:42,707 If you had backup, they'd already be here. 181 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:44,332 You came alone. 182 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:46,419 You crazy Americans, huh? 183 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,462 All want to be cowboys. 184 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:52,133 And I'm not Dante Cress. 185 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:56,512 But I am. 186 00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:01,516 You sneaky little shit. 187 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:03,811 All warfare is based on deception. 188 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:05,730 That was you on the voice box. 189 00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:09,816 Actually, it was Volek reading off a script that I gave him 190 00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:11,986 after things went south at Beaumont Lake. 191 00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:17,324 And I thought we could trust you. 192 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:20,368 Live and learn, mate. Live and learn. 193 00:10:20,369 --> 00:10:21,412 Drop your guns. 194 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:24,665 Guns down. 195 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:31,547 Raise your hands, or this young lady dies. 196 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:38,595 Chips, do not shoot that airman. 197 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:39,889 As you wish, m'lady. 198 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:47,396 Do you now realize the severity of the situation? 199 00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:50,358 Luke, finish accessing missile control. 200 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:52,860 Now! 201 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,410 We're already inside. 202 00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:05,121 At least you get to die with your boots on, 203 00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:06,873 just like John Wayne. 204 00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:09,584 - Barry, do something. - Like what? 205 00:11:09,585 --> 00:11:13,254 Look at you. You American, you get so used to winning. 206 00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:15,382 But now, it's Volek's time. 207 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:17,468 The little boy from Tolyatti, 208 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:23,474 kept from the highest ranks of the SVR by internal politics and petty grudges, 209 00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:27,936 shows them all by helping to reset this world 210 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:32,107 and claiming all of the motherland and Asia as his prize. 211 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,109 A Cinderella story! 212 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:37,112 Do you believe in miracles, huh? 213 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,739 Yeah! 214 00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:52,252 Hamsteak, you can drive? 215 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:55,548 No, Aldon. I hacked the car's self-driving system. 216 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:57,425 You can talk? 217 00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:02,053 Well, it seems like Aldon will live to see the bombs fall. 218 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:04,139 If he finds the shelter in the basement 219 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,558 that Volek was gonna ride out the nuclear storm in, 220 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:10,311 then, ugh, I'm gonna have to kill him too. 221 00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:12,064 Oh well, future problems. 222 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,357 Speaking of the future, 223 00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:18,611 Emma, I actually still do have feelings for you. 224 00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:19,613 I do. 225 00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:28,247 Why don't you come with me? We'll repopulate the world, together. 226 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,248 With sex. 227 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:31,751 I'd rather die. 228 00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:34,670 Then I'll sadly grant your wish. 229 00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:42,470 You know, Luke, your admiration for my father was reciprocated. 230 00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:44,220 He told me all about you, 231 00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:49,142 your escapades and your forbidden relationship with Greta. 232 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,477 You were legendary. 233 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:54,230 I learned all about your Y2K work and how, just like Britain, 234 00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:56,733 America created a backdoor into the system 235 00:12:56,734 --> 00:13:00,820 as a precaution in case, you know, the computers misbehave on New Year's Eve. 236 00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:04,240 And since you're the only one still left alive who can access it, 237 00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:05,575 I joined up with Greta. 238 00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:08,286 Came to you with my pedigree, my sad little story. 239 00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:10,205 She fell for it, as you all did. 240 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:13,709 I knew once Greta's name popped up that the CIA would be drawn in. 241 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:17,337 And inevitably you, and eventually, we'd end up here, 242 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:19,756 and you giving me access to the missile system. 243 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,716 You know my reputation, Luke. 244 00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:24,010 Dante Cress always thinks ten moves ahead. 245 00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:25,261 Stop that son of a bitch. 246 00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:29,390 - Doesn't he need launch codes? - Launch codes are for a remote launch. 247 00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:32,685 He's hardwired right into the missile, so he can just enter a launch command. 248 00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:35,814 Officer Reese, you need to shut down the communication blocks on this satellite 249 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,524 so we can tell the Russians to stand down. 250 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:39,067 I can understand Russian, sir, 251 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,361 but I still can't understand any of this shit. 252 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,864 It's just jamming software. I can talk you through it. 253 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:50,454 The command code is in, and send. 254 00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:54,249 Ha! 255 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:57,795 Your launch order never left the building, fish 'n' dicks. 256 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,756 That may be so, but it did send to this one, so... 257 00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:04,426 Fueling commenced. 258 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,141 Shit. 259 00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:14,394 Russia will see it coming, she'll retaliate, 260 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:16,980 then America will fire back, and all will be beautiful. 261 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,898 Too bad you won't live to see it. 262 00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:20,900 You know, these silos, they have fallout shelters. 263 00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:23,570 It wasn't my original idea, but it'll suffice. 264 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,824 Right, but you'd have to get through us to get to it, and that's not happening. 265 00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:31,620 "You know, amidst the chaos, there's always opportunity." 266 00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:33,997 Captain Kangaroo. 267 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:36,876 That's Sun Tzu, idiot. 268 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,044 Agree to disagree. 269 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:50,972 - Dad! - Don't worry about me. 270 00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,349 I have to figure out how to stop the missile from launching. 271 00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:55,144 You guys handle that. I'm going after Chips. 272 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:17,373 This thing's fried. We won't be able to stop the launch. 273 00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:19,208 Maybe we can stop it fueling. 274 00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:22,879 Give her a hand while Greta and I try to figure out how to disarm the warhead. 275 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,006 Copy that. 276 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,342 - How long do we have? - Standard is T-minus five minutes. 277 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,302 You've already burned close to 20% of that. 278 00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:32,263 Barry, send me the schematics to my phone, now. 279 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:33,806 Aldon, update. 280 00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:37,311 Putting in Barry's codes, hoping for the best. 281 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,410 Emma, be careful! 282 00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:57,331 Worried about his child. 283 00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:00,334 Must be nice to have a father like that. 284 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:05,880 Look, I get it. Your dad died for no good reason. 285 00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:10,010 But... you can't kill billions of people because of it. 286 00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:12,721 You know, I wasn't completely honest with you, Emma. 287 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,682 Yes, I was shot, and yes, I was crying out in pain. 288 00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:19,352 But my father was more concerned about me giving up our position, 289 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,312 so he tried to smother me. 290 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,816 My own father tried to smother me. 291 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:25,901 And I fought back. 292 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,903 With the little strength that I had left, I fought back, 293 00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:30,989 and I reached out, and I strangled him. 294 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:34,785 I strangled my hero to death with my bare hands. 295 00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:39,455 And we looked into each other's eyes in disbelief that it was happening. 296 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:43,084 The rest of what I told you is true. 297 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:46,337 You know, it was a mission to cover up a sex scandal, 298 00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:50,134 which, it turns out, my father knew about, by the way. 299 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,427 You know, he was willing to kill me 300 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:56,222 to protect some... some wanker fucking politician 301 00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:57,974 because the government had given him orders. 302 00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,726 You know I... 303 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:00,894 I loved him. 304 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,897 I worshiped him, and he... 305 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,150 I meant nothing to him. 306 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:11,237 You were betrayed and hurt. You don't end the world over it. 307 00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:14,157 No, no, no. That's actually exactly what you do. 308 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:18,119 What kind of world do we live in where a father murders his own boy, 309 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:21,165 a boy who adores him, just to keep gossip out of The Mirror? 310 00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:25,169 - Yeah, that's pretty fucked up. - The world is a cesspool. 311 00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:28,714 You need someone to shake the Etch A Sketch. 312 00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:30,257 Come on. 313 00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:33,634 Shake it with me, baby. 314 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,054 One last chance. 315 00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:40,059 I'll take that as a no. 316 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,019 Second stage tank is fueled, 317 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,563 but if we can shut it off before the first stage fills, 318 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:46,689 that'll stop the countdown. 319 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,609 - How do we do it? - Uh, that wheel. 320 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:54,530 It's stuck. 321 00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:56,783 Hasn't been upgraded since the early '80s. 322 00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,034 If we live through this, 323 00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:01,705 I'm gonna send a strongly worded letter to my congressperson. 324 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,041 Give me a hand. 325 00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,088 I'm pretty strong. 326 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,715 Fueling complete. 327 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:15,636 It's happening. It's happening! 328 00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:23,519 Damn it. 329 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,526 Oh shit, you're alive. 330 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,823 Got my collarbone, missed my heart. But my leg's broken. 331 00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:40,577 Come with me. Come on, hurry. 332 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,625 - You have your ID? - Yeah. 333 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,632 - Stay here. I will get you help. - Okay. 334 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,934 Okay, remove red panel marked "caution." 335 00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:07,187 These are my least favorite kind of panels. 336 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,899 Are they trained in nuclear physics or something? 337 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,526 No, Mrs. Brunner. 338 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:17,446 A conventional explosive device starts the whole nuclear chain reaction. 339 00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:22,702 It's just like that bomb that we disarmed on that yacht in Monaco. 340 00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:25,621 Afterwards, we were all alone on the boat, 341 00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:29,126 and we made love on the deck under the stars. 342 00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:30,836 Sex on a boat. 343 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:32,670 Must be his thing. 344 00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,756 Three minutes to launch. 345 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,342 There's a red and a blue. 346 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,554 Okay, I'll take the red. It's closer. 347 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,141 All right. 348 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:49,646 - We cut on three. One, two, three. - One, two, three. 349 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,400 Warhead deactivated. 350 00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,195 Aldon, are you done? 351 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,323 We need to let Russia know that we're shooting blanks. 352 00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:03,576 Yes. Phone lines are open and operators are standing by. 353 00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:04,786 Calling it in now. 354 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,801 Two minutes to launch. 355 00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:24,139 - This isn't over. - Why not? 356 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,891 Let me guess, the Russians didn't believe you. 357 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,768 It doesn't matter we deactivated the warhead. 358 00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,978 The Russians will think it's an operable nuke. 359 00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:33,481 The minute it leaves our airspace, the Kremlin will retaliate. 360 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:36,192 What about Tina? She's one of them. They'll listen to her. 361 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:39,403 She's in our custody. The Russians will assume she's being coerced. 362 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:42,824 Gotta figure out something quick, boss. This bird flies in 90 seconds. 363 00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:46,535 Seconds, that's it. The second stage. 364 00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:49,831 - I think I'm following you, Greta. - What the hell is she talking about? 365 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,501 The missile, it has two engines. 366 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:57,630 The first-stage engine acts as a booster and gets it airborne. 367 00:20:57,631 --> 00:21:01,218 After a few minutes, that stage falls off. 368 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,720 Then the second stage takes over 369 00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,681 and flies the missile to its target. 370 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:10,268 The first stage of electronics is too high up. It cannot be reached. 371 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,813 But the second stage of wiring is just five feet above you. 372 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:16,899 Disable it, and the missile will still launch, 373 00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,609 but it won't leave our airspace. 374 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:22,363 It'll drop back to the ground like a disarmed dud of a bottle rocket. 375 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:26,492 Seventy seconds. Less verbiage, more sabotage. 376 00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:29,453 It'll take at least 90 seconds to disable it all. 377 00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:30,955 Then I have to go on a ride. 378 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,456 - No! - No! 379 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:34,835 It's the only way, and you know it. 380 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,295 We don't have enough time to argue. 381 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:41,133 Is there enough time for one last kiss? 382 00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:46,596 Goodbye, Luke. 383 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:58,232 Greta! Get out of there! 384 00:21:58,233 --> 00:21:59,900 It's too late for that, Liebling. 385 00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:01,652 You have so much to live for. 386 00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,988 Your family, your team. 387 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:07,242 I know that you love me, Luke, but you're not in love with me. 388 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:11,704 You lied to me to save the world, but you love Tally. 389 00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,457 I could see it in your eyes. 390 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:17,251 You've always loved her, and you always will. 391 00:22:17,252 --> 00:22:18,961 You're gonna die! 392 00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:20,213 But not... 393 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:22,758 Not in vain. 394 00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:25,218 I guess you're right. 395 00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:28,554 I do have goodness in my heart. 396 00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:30,390 I think you put it there. 397 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:35,019 Hate to interrupt the goodbye, but according to the lovely Airman Mendez, 398 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:38,647 at T-minus 15 seconds, the blast doors will automatically close 399 00:22:38,648 --> 00:22:41,443 and anyone left out there in the silo will end up well done. 400 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:42,986 Copy. 401 00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:14,725 Shit. 402 00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:16,310 Emma, get the hell out of there. 403 00:23:16,311 --> 00:23:17,646 Twenty seconds. 404 00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:25,320 Goodbye, my love. 405 00:23:26,863 --> 00:23:27,739 Fifteen seconds. 406 00:23:44,881 --> 00:23:48,092 Blast doors secure. Ten... 407 00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,760 - Emma! - Emma! 408 00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:51,595 - ...nine, eight... - Come on, say something. 409 00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:53,223 - I'm okay. - ...seven... 410 00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:55,183 six, 411 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:57,768 five, 412 00:23:57,769 --> 00:23:58,770 four, 413 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:00,272 three, 414 00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:02,441 two... 415 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,501 The red line marks the edge of US airspace. 416 00:24:22,502 --> 00:24:26,297 If your lady friend can't keep that missile from crossing that line... 417 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:28,175 We are all totally fluffed. 418 00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:31,177 Look who I found. 419 00:24:31,178 --> 00:24:33,388 Nice. Where's your boyfriend? 420 00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:35,931 Seared into the launch pad. 421 00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:37,601 Barbecue Chips. 422 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,436 Tell them... tell them we're trying to disable it. 423 00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:41,562 Tell them not to launch. 424 00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:43,648 Greta, can you hear me? 425 00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:46,066 You can do this. 426 00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:48,444 First-stage booster empty and detaching. 427 00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:52,157 Second booster rocket should take over... now. 428 00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:04,878 The missile failed! 429 00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:08,548 - Yeah! - Yes! 430 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:10,674 Oh my God! 431 00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:12,427 Yes! 432 00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:16,472 Yes! Hammy. 433 00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:17,765 Yes! 434 00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:20,101 You like Cheesecake Factory? 435 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:00,725 I'll do it, Dad. 436 00:26:29,045 --> 00:26:29,921 Director Reed. 437 00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:31,673 Uh, yes, sir. 438 00:26:32,632 --> 00:26:34,009 I have visual confirmation. 439 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,554 Greta Nelso did not survive impact. 440 00:26:39,639 --> 00:26:41,266 Official status is KIA. 441 00:26:44,519 --> 00:26:45,353 Copy that. 442 00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:03,621 Greta! 443 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:04,914 You're alive! 444 00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:06,583 Hello, Liebling. 445 00:27:07,208 --> 00:27:10,377 Sorry for the theatrics. I couldn't get the door open from the inside. 446 00:27:10,378 --> 00:27:11,838 How is this possible? 447 00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:19,136 Oh, this is the stuff that clogs up the turbines at the dam. 448 00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:20,679 Impact absorbing, 449 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:24,058 originally engineered by DARPA to stop suicide bombers, 450 00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:25,142 wrapped around me. 451 00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:26,560 Took the brunt of the impact. 452 00:27:26,561 --> 00:27:29,689 A few cracked ribs, still standing. 453 00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:33,776 You are the best operative I've ever known. 454 00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:38,572 Well, I think this is the end of Greta Nelso, the spy. 455 00:27:38,573 --> 00:27:41,159 I've got 500 million reasons to move on. 456 00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:45,163 - Well, I'm always here if you need me. - I know. 457 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,249 Goodbye, love. 458 00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:53,338 You will always be my best of times. 459 00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:58,259 And... and thank you for not... How did you put it? 460 00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:00,512 Not locking my ass up? 461 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,640 Saving my friends, my family, and about eight billion people 462 00:28:04,641 --> 00:28:08,603 earns you a get-out-of-jail-free card, I guess. 463 00:28:09,646 --> 00:28:10,647 Mmm. 464 00:28:11,606 --> 00:28:13,358 Keep an eye on your old man for me. 465 00:28:25,328 --> 00:28:27,371 And you thought I was compromised. 466 00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:28,873 I'm so sorry, Dad. 467 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:31,583 I really struggled with what to do. 468 00:28:31,584 --> 00:28:37,172 I... I went back and forth on the decision, and in the end, I chose work over family, 469 00:28:37,173 --> 00:28:39,968 which is the same thing I constantly give you shit for. 470 00:28:41,511 --> 00:28:43,846 - I was stupid. - No, you weren't stupid. 471 00:28:43,847 --> 00:28:46,641 You had good reasons to believe that I was compromised. 472 00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:50,019 And you did what you did in order to protect others. 473 00:28:50,687 --> 00:28:53,272 But when it came down to it and the world was in jeopardy 474 00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:55,524 and Reed asked you to shoot Greta, 475 00:28:55,525 --> 00:28:56,734 you sided with me. 476 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:58,527 And you saved countless lives. 477 00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:02,198 So you chose work and family. 478 00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:05,285 Which is something that I never could have done. 479 00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:07,287 Thanks. 480 00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:09,622 But hold on. 481 00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:12,040 Why did you say 482 00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:14,711 that I had good reason to believe you were compromised? 483 00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:16,379 Oh, about that. 484 00:29:17,464 --> 00:29:19,966 Your mother and I may have put on an act. 485 00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:23,051 Okay, everyone... Everyone, take a breath. 486 00:29:23,052 --> 00:29:24,636 I have something to say, 487 00:29:24,637 --> 00:29:26,972 and it's going to be a little hard to swallow. 488 00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:28,682 but you need to hear it. 489 00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:31,852 Simply put, your relationship is over. 490 00:29:31,853 --> 00:29:34,480 - You're out of your mind. - No, no, no. 491 00:29:34,481 --> 00:29:38,026 I'm not saying you should actually end the relationship. 492 00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:39,568 Just pretend to. 493 00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:43,781 I've been working on this for 15 years to get this woman back. 494 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:46,158 I know, but there's another woman in your life now, 495 00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:49,077 and according to you, she's the greatest spy you've ever known. 496 00:29:49,078 --> 00:29:53,457 One with impeccable skills and no weakness. 497 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:54,833 Save for one. 498 00:29:54,834 --> 00:29:55,877 You. 499 00:29:57,253 --> 00:30:00,005 How does us breaking up help him defeat Greta? 500 00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:02,800 If Greta thinks that there's even the tiniest sliver of hope 501 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:04,426 of getting back together with you, 502 00:30:04,427 --> 00:30:08,305 then maybe you, her one true love, can talk her into things. 503 00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:10,808 Such as not destroying the world 504 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:13,268 so the two of you can live together happily in it. 505 00:30:13,269 --> 00:30:15,062 But it can't come from you. 506 00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:16,980 She has to hear about it secondhand, 507 00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:20,067 from somebody she's trusted before. 508 00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:22,027 - Chips. - Exactly. 509 00:30:22,028 --> 00:30:25,198 And he's MI6, the son of a master spy, 510 00:30:25,698 --> 00:30:28,367 so he'll instantly pick up on insincerity 511 00:30:28,368 --> 00:30:31,119 if everybody around him is trying to sell him on something. 512 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:34,164 So all the others have to fully believe we're broken up too. 513 00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:35,208 Bingo. 514 00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:37,836 Hmm. 515 00:30:40,922 --> 00:30:42,423 Wait till you see how hard I can throw. 516 00:30:43,716 --> 00:30:45,175 So you and Mom are still... 517 00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:46,761 More in love than ever. 518 00:30:47,762 --> 00:30:51,266 Now, Schatzel, you know I don't think there's any man ever good enough for you. 519 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:54,102 But should you ever find that special someone, 520 00:30:55,061 --> 00:30:56,479 I hope that they are capable 521 00:30:57,021 --> 00:31:00,733 of that complete and unselfish love that your mother gives me. 522 00:31:02,569 --> 00:31:03,611 I hope so too. 523 00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:06,530 - Wasn't your mother fantastic? - Yeah. 524 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:09,909 Huh? I mean she could have been a spy. She was badass. 525 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:12,661 You know I always wondered where I got it from. 526 00:31:12,662 --> 00:31:13,579 Oh. 527 00:31:13,580 --> 00:31:14,955 Wise ass. 528 00:31:14,956 --> 00:31:16,749 Oh, stop. 529 00:31:24,257 --> 00:31:28,428 I pull a mad scheme All around the north side 530 00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:32,098 We did it, my old friend. 531 00:31:34,058 --> 00:31:35,267 Every time I try... 532 00:31:35,268 --> 00:31:37,185 There you go. This is perfect. 533 00:31:37,186 --> 00:31:38,938 ...crazy 'bout a north side gal 534 00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:40,981 Aldon? 535 00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:43,817 I got some good talk... 536 00:31:43,818 --> 00:31:45,570 I've been meaning to commend you. 537 00:31:46,529 --> 00:31:50,325 From all accounts, you've become a caring and attentive father to Hamsteak. 538 00:31:51,284 --> 00:31:53,285 You've shown tremendous growth. 539 00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:54,454 Thank you, Dr. P. 540 00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:59,458 You know when he went back into that meatpacking plant 541 00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:01,044 and then almost got shot, 542 00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:04,588 I truly felt for the first time in my whole life 543 00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:08,634 what it really means to care for something so much more than I care for myself, 544 00:32:08,635 --> 00:32:12,972 and all the fear and the pain and the vulnerability that come with it. 545 00:32:14,724 --> 00:32:16,809 I am so proud of you. 546 00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:19,646 You have made a wonderful breakthrough. 547 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,689 And what's your takeaway from that experience? 548 00:32:22,690 --> 00:32:23,899 - Oh, it sucks. - Huh? 549 00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:26,276 Yeah, it sucks giant putrid ass. 550 00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:29,571 Not for me, no way. I am never putting myself through that again. 551 00:32:29,572 --> 00:32:31,907 I'm going back to worrying about three people, 552 00:32:31,908 --> 00:32:33,158 me, myself, and Aldon. 553 00:32:33,159 --> 00:32:34,743 But what about Hamsteak? 554 00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:35,662 Gave him away. 555 00:32:36,162 --> 00:32:37,038 Yeah. 556 00:32:38,456 --> 00:32:39,290 Heart of steel. 557 00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:41,751 Didn't even bother me. 558 00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:44,962 Hopefully the pig learned something. 559 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:45,922 Oh. 560 00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:48,090 They're called neuticals. 561 00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:50,968 Frankly, they look a heck of a lot better than before. You want to see? 562 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:54,472 I do not. But, uh, congratulations. Proud of you. 563 00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:56,723 - I do love them. - Oh good. 564 00:32:56,724 --> 00:32:59,769 And thank you for not letting those bikers kill me. 565 00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:03,398 - You're a good friend. - No, I told you we are not... 566 00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:09,778 You know what? I think we are maybe pretty good friends. 567 00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:11,780 - Hell yeah! - There you go. 568 00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:14,242 Exactly, just like Franklin and Bash. 569 00:33:14,867 --> 00:33:17,120 Yeah, maybe next, we should start a law firm. 570 00:33:19,038 --> 00:33:20,665 Franklin and Bash are lawyers? 571 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:23,083 Uh... 572 00:33:23,084 --> 00:33:25,003 Crazy 'bout a north side gal 573 00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:27,255 Now listen, doc, 574 00:33:28,756 --> 00:33:31,258 I know I've been hard on you ever since you came around. 575 00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:34,553 Mmm. Yes, you called me soda names. 576 00:33:34,554 --> 00:33:35,595 - I mean... - I know. 577 00:33:35,596 --> 00:33:38,432 I'm very protective of my family and my friends. 578 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:40,226 You were kind of like an outsider. 579 00:33:41,394 --> 00:33:44,354 But I just wanted you to know I think the world of you. 580 00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:49,609 Could have never gone through this tremendously challenging time without you. 581 00:33:49,610 --> 00:33:52,238 You've been a tremendous asset to our team. 582 00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:54,240 Well, thank you. 583 00:33:55,074 --> 00:33:56,534 Thank you very much for that. 584 00:33:57,201 --> 00:34:00,913 You know, I've never actually been a part of a team before. 585 00:34:01,956 --> 00:34:04,333 I never even got picked in gym class. 586 00:34:05,001 --> 00:34:05,835 Their loss. 587 00:34:09,505 --> 00:34:10,965 Thank you for everything. 588 00:34:11,591 --> 00:34:12,425 Okay. 589 00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:16,636 All of 'em try 590 00:34:16,637 --> 00:34:18,806 They're crazy 'bout a north side gal 591 00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:23,269 Well, I said They're crazy 'bout a north side gal 592 00:34:25,688 --> 00:34:27,355 Sorry, I'm sorry to ruin the fun, 593 00:34:27,356 --> 00:34:30,108 but I have news that I think you'll all want to hear. 594 00:34:30,109 --> 00:34:31,902 Got off the horn with the 7th floor. 595 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:35,822 Dante Cress has been officially classified as neutralized, as has Greta. 596 00:34:35,823 --> 00:34:38,618 The threat to the electrical grid is no more. 597 00:34:39,994 --> 00:34:41,079 I also have this. 598 00:34:41,704 --> 00:34:42,914 Putt, if you will. 599 00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:45,625 Thank you. 600 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:50,796 It was anonymously dropped off this morning. 601 00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:53,341 Forensics have been all over it, but they found jack. 602 00:34:55,968 --> 00:34:58,428 The individuals being killed here have one thing in common. 603 00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:01,807 Our intel shows they all purchased your private information from Boro. 604 00:35:01,808 --> 00:35:03,892 We don't know who's behind the killings, 605 00:35:03,893 --> 00:35:05,769 but to get it done this fast and efficiently, 606 00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:08,438 they had to have connections and a lot of money. 607 00:35:08,439 --> 00:35:10,691 - Yeah, 500 million. - Greta. 608 00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:13,528 And now, I have one last thing for you. 609 00:35:15,655 --> 00:35:17,740 Hi, Meemaw. Hi, Pee-Pa. 610 00:35:18,616 --> 00:35:20,826 Someone else also wants to say hi. 611 00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:21,910 My baby. 612 00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:25,080 Yes, thattaboy. Good boy. 613 00:35:25,081 --> 00:35:29,167 Thank you, Uncle Aldon, for Hamsteak. I love him so much. 614 00:35:29,168 --> 00:35:30,128 So do I. 615 00:35:32,755 --> 00:35:33,589 Bye, pal. 616 00:35:34,298 --> 00:35:38,135 Also, the man from Pee-Pa's work says we can all go home now. 617 00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:40,137 What? 618 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:43,098 - Back to normal! - It's true! 619 00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:44,224 Back to normal! 620 00:35:44,225 --> 00:35:46,601 - Hey! - Hey, buddy! 621 00:35:46,602 --> 00:35:47,978 Oh yeah. 622 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:50,022 Ah. 623 00:35:50,606 --> 00:35:54,359 Hold up. Hold up. Unfortunately, not everyone can go home. 624 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,736 We got a call from the FBI. 625 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,655 Mr. Luna, Mr. Perlmutter, 626 00:35:58,322 --> 00:36:01,825 is it possible you did something to anger the biker gang known as Azrael's Knights? 627 00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:04,452 - No. - We might have... killed one of them. 628 00:36:04,453 --> 00:36:05,829 - What? - Was an accident. 629 00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:07,789 - I was on PCP. - I'm only human. 630 00:36:07,790 --> 00:36:08,707 PCP? 631 00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:12,419 Well, that guy is the nephew of a very high-ranking member of that organization, 632 00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:14,671 and now there's a million-dollar bounty on your heads. 633 00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:17,716 - The air conditioner fell on his head. - Yes! 634 00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:19,634 And I am not going back to that safe house. 635 00:36:19,635 --> 00:36:20,969 Well, you're in luck. 636 00:36:20,970 --> 00:36:23,054 Azrael's Knights have chapters in every state. 637 00:36:23,055 --> 00:36:25,098 There's not a place in America that's safe for you. 638 00:36:25,099 --> 00:36:27,851 We've arranged for you to hide out at a CIA listening post 639 00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:29,728 in Saqqaq, Greenland. 640 00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:33,231 We believe we can resolve the biker threat within the next 48 months. 641 00:36:33,232 --> 00:36:34,774 - Okay, we can do this. - Yeah. 642 00:36:34,775 --> 00:36:35,942 Four... four to eight months? 643 00:36:35,943 --> 00:36:37,152 Forty-eight months. 644 00:36:37,153 --> 00:36:39,279 Are you out of your fucking mind? 645 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,406 This is Reed. 646 00:36:41,490 --> 00:36:43,367 Ooh! Forty-eight months? 647 00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:45,745 You're gonna need this, my friend. 648 00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:49,039 Space Juggs lead to space tugs, 649 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,749 so have fun. 650 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:54,545 Let's not end this on a downer. I have a big surprise. 651 00:36:57,548 --> 00:36:58,549 Come on in. 652 00:37:00,968 --> 00:37:02,053 What's this? 653 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,013 I'm gonna retire. 654 00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:06,097 Again. 655 00:37:06,098 --> 00:37:10,436 And Tally and I, we're gonna sail around the world with my ship. 656 00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:13,940 Finally, right? 657 00:37:15,274 --> 00:37:16,775 Retirement? 658 00:37:16,776 --> 00:37:19,403 - Are you sure? - 100%. 659 00:37:19,904 --> 00:37:21,112 I know, it's happening. 660 00:37:21,113 --> 00:37:23,824 I'm not sure what this team will be like without you. 661 00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:27,369 I'm more worried about what the team is gonna do without you 662 00:37:27,370 --> 00:37:30,413 because I heard you were accepted in Unit 9. 663 00:37:30,414 --> 00:37:32,250 So congratulations. 664 00:37:33,125 --> 00:37:34,335 Um, thanks. 665 00:37:34,835 --> 00:37:36,962 Uh, I turned it down. 666 00:37:36,963 --> 00:37:39,547 Why? That's what you always wanted. 667 00:37:39,548 --> 00:37:41,841 Yeah. I mean, I... I thought so. 668 00:37:41,842 --> 00:37:45,263 But this group, these guys... 669 00:37:45,846 --> 00:37:48,515 I mean, they'll need at least one Brunner to keep them in line. 670 00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:49,517 Yeah. 671 00:37:50,476 --> 00:37:51,602 No crunchies? 672 00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:53,729 They're for children. 673 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,898 - I hate you. - Why don't you order it next time? 674 00:37:56,899 --> 00:37:58,566 - Maybe I will. - Well, will you? 675 00:37:58,567 --> 00:37:59,485 Bad news. 676 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:02,320 We just learned the Great Dane is in Russian custody. 677 00:38:02,321 --> 00:38:04,239 He was picked up in Alaska to see what he knows, 678 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:05,865 which now they realize is nothing. 679 00:38:05,866 --> 00:38:08,451 - I could've told you that. - They'll make a trade for Tina. 680 00:38:08,452 --> 00:38:11,538 - They want their asset back. - Could they just keep him? 681 00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:16,209 Tally, this is my fault. I should've made sure he comes home safe. 682 00:38:16,210 --> 00:38:17,837 So I go and do the trade. 683 00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:19,630 It's my last mission. 684 00:38:20,506 --> 00:38:21,798 No one left behind. 685 00:38:21,799 --> 00:38:24,051 Except me. I'm out of here. 686 00:38:24,635 --> 00:38:27,053 I'm going back to Toledo where I don't have to deal with yahoos 687 00:38:27,054 --> 00:38:30,890 crashing a spaceship and destroying multiple power plants, 688 00:38:30,891 --> 00:38:35,187 and a, oh, yeah, nuclear Armageddon. 689 00:38:35,855 --> 00:38:38,315 You're Roo's problem now. She's your new director. 690 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,775 Yes! Fuck yeah. 691 00:38:40,776 --> 00:38:41,735 Whoo! 692 00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:43,821 All right, Farkas, go get my office chair. 693 00:38:44,405 --> 00:38:45,239 Yes, ma'am. 694 00:38:46,532 --> 00:38:48,992 Roo, you're the boss, so you tell Luke he's not going anywhere. 695 00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:50,035 Mmm. Uh-uh. 696 00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:51,244 Tally... 697 00:38:51,245 --> 00:38:53,621 No. No, you just had a bullet taken out of your arm. 698 00:38:53,622 --> 00:38:54,914 We're gonna go home. 699 00:38:54,915 --> 00:38:57,584 I'm gonna take care of you, and you're gonna rest. 700 00:38:57,585 --> 00:38:59,085 That's it and that's all. 701 00:38:59,086 --> 00:39:02,213 - She's right, Luke. - Hey, I can run it, big guy. 702 00:39:02,214 --> 00:39:05,175 It's an easy prisoner swap. No fuss, no muss. 703 00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:08,511 Oh, so you all want me to just blow off this mission 704 00:39:08,512 --> 00:39:12,265 so that I get taken care of and babied by my ex-wife? 705 00:39:12,266 --> 00:39:13,266 Yeah. 706 00:39:13,267 --> 00:39:16,145 Well, that doesn't bode well with me, all right? 707 00:39:17,229 --> 00:39:21,984 On the other hand, getting babied by my fiancée... 708 00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:28,323 You know, I've never stopped being in love with you, 709 00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:30,534 and I'm not gonna mess it up this time. 710 00:39:31,952 --> 00:39:33,037 So, Tally, 711 00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:35,915 will you do me the honor 712 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:40,168 and be my wife, again? 713 00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:42,671 Yes. 714 00:39:45,966 --> 00:39:48,010 Now I get to ruin their wedding. 715 00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:53,682 Let's do it again. 716 00:39:56,727 --> 00:39:59,104 Yay, you guys! 717 00:39:59,105 --> 00:40:01,189 - Wow. - Come on. 718 00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:03,651 - Yes. - Congratulations. 719 00:40:11,033 --> 00:40:14,702 Hey. Getting a pick-me-up before you head to Finland to get the Dane? 720 00:40:14,703 --> 00:40:16,205 Yep. You comin'? 721 00:40:16,956 --> 00:40:21,335 Uh, no. No, I'm... I'm gonna help my mom with something. 722 00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:31,262 You okay? You don't seem like your usual rizzy self. 723 00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:36,517 Eh... I miss my pig. 724 00:40:37,685 --> 00:40:40,354 When you really care for someone, it's hard to let them go. 725 00:40:42,898 --> 00:40:44,191 Anyway, I'll see you around. 726 00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:45,818 Yeah, okay. 727 00:40:48,737 --> 00:40:53,492 Aldon, do you maybe wanna grab dinner when you're back? 728 00:40:55,369 --> 00:40:56,370 Yeah, I'd love that. 729 00:40:57,079 --> 00:40:58,664 I could use a good friend hang. 730 00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:02,126 Moderne Barn? I love their dumplings. 731 00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:04,003 Sounds great. 732 00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:05,421 Okay. 733 00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:33,616 You first. 734 00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:41,582 This doesn't look like Euro Disney. 735 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:46,085 Aldon! What's up, man? It's so good to see you guys. 736 00:41:46,086 --> 00:41:48,505 He told me we were going to Euro Disney, 737 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:51,425 and I was like, "What? That place sucks." 738 00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:55,178 You got a wicked sense of humor, Vlad. You're a real prankster. 739 00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:57,181 Bring it in. Give me that tight tight. 740 00:41:57,681 --> 00:42:01,227 All right, Barry... our turn. 741 00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:07,441 Prisoner swap! 742 00:42:07,942 --> 00:42:09,235 Prisoner swap! 743 00:42:13,864 --> 00:42:14,823 This is it. 744 00:42:15,491 --> 00:42:17,785 You are leaving forever. 745 00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:23,707 Tell me it all wasn't a lie. 746 00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:29,462 Barry, I've got four other guys in Europe just like you. 747 00:42:29,463 --> 00:42:31,298 They all think I'm their true love. 748 00:42:32,174 --> 00:42:33,592 You need to stop being a fool. 749 00:42:40,683 --> 00:42:43,435 Hope you brought some 2-ply 'cause they only got single. 750 00:42:45,521 --> 00:42:46,522 What's up? 751 00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:53,278 What up, dork? 752 00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:54,238 Prisoner swap! 753 00:42:54,738 --> 00:42:55,656 Prisoner swap! 754 00:42:56,156 --> 00:42:57,366 Prisoner swap! 755 00:43:03,622 --> 00:43:06,040 I'm so sorry this is happening, Carter. 756 00:43:06,041 --> 00:43:08,710 This is not what anyone wanted. 757 00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:12,005 But, you know, for what it's worth, I think you're gonna be great out there. 758 00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:13,798 Think of it as an adventure. 759 00:43:13,799 --> 00:43:15,800 I wish I'd never met you. 760 00:43:15,801 --> 00:43:19,013 Donnie, I'm really sorry it turned out this way. 761 00:43:19,513 --> 00:43:22,265 I truly loved you, once. 762 00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:24,934 You're the worst person in the world. 763 00:43:24,935 --> 00:43:27,186 Stop gabbing. This is a workin' boat. 764 00:43:27,187 --> 00:43:28,772 Head below and grab your gear. 765 00:43:29,565 --> 00:43:32,108 I-- You really couldn't have got us an airplane? 766 00:43:32,109 --> 00:43:33,027 Go! 767 00:43:34,653 --> 00:43:36,405 Have fun. 768 00:43:42,953 --> 00:43:45,747 Hey, the, uh, comrades filled me in on the whole Tina situation. 769 00:43:45,748 --> 00:43:48,459 And, you know, just so you know, for what it's worth, 770 00:43:49,668 --> 00:43:50,918 you don't need that red widow. 771 00:43:50,919 --> 00:43:52,712 She's not even a good spy. 772 00:43:52,713 --> 00:43:55,173 My sources said that half the intel she gave her handlers 773 00:43:55,174 --> 00:43:57,634 was inaccurate information. 774 00:43:57,635 --> 00:44:00,470 - What do you mean? - Like how you smuggled me into Greece? 775 00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:03,222 Apparently, she reported to the SVR that you were in Papua New Guinea. 776 00:44:03,223 --> 00:44:04,807 That doesn't make sense. 777 00:44:04,808 --> 00:44:07,268 She knew where we were. She worked with Barry that whole mission. 778 00:44:07,269 --> 00:44:10,271 She was also talking about some honeypot in Uzbekistan. 779 00:44:10,272 --> 00:44:12,565 We never went to Uzbekistan. That was Moldova. 780 00:44:12,566 --> 00:44:13,692 She loves me! 781 00:44:14,485 --> 00:44:16,986 She was giving them chicken feed to protect us! 782 00:44:16,987 --> 00:44:18,655 Why did she say she never loved you? 783 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:21,449 So it wouldn't hurt when she left. It still did though. 784 00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:23,868 Like when Charlie told Bumblebee she didn't want him around. 785 00:44:23,869 --> 00:44:26,204 Why else would she purposely give false intel 786 00:44:26,205 --> 00:44:28,498 unless she really had become a member of the team 787 00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:32,418 and... had fallen in love? 788 00:44:32,419 --> 00:44:34,170 Un pequeño problema. 789 00:44:34,171 --> 00:44:39,133 I might have reported Tina's discrepancies to Rusti and Igor back there, 790 00:44:39,134 --> 00:44:40,718 to kinda knock her down a few pegs. 791 00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:42,220 I did do it for you, Barry. 792 00:44:42,221 --> 00:44:43,889 Broskis before Ruskies. 793 00:44:48,852 --> 00:44:50,562 Do you have any idea what you did? 794 00:44:51,438 --> 00:44:52,856 You just got Tina killed. 795 00:44:54,608 --> 00:44:55,442 Whoops. 796 00:44:56,735 --> 00:45:00,279 Let's get rid of that plant and one of the filing cabinets. 797 00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:01,739 Keep the coat rack. 798 00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:04,284 On it. 799 00:45:05,285 --> 00:45:08,454 This is your new kick-ass director, Roo Russell. 800 00:45:08,455 --> 00:45:10,998 Press two for the shitty outgoing director. 801 00:45:10,999 --> 00:45:14,043 Roo Roo, Tina was on our side. She's one of us. 802 00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:15,837 We have to get her back or they'll kill her. 803 00:45:15,838 --> 00:45:18,005 Crap on a kaiser! 804 00:45:18,006 --> 00:45:21,551 The 7th floor is never gonna authorize a mission onto Russian soil 805 00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:24,387 to retrieve a confirmed Russian spy. 806 00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:26,597 Then we do it without permission. We go rogue. 807 00:45:26,598 --> 00:45:29,892 He's right, pal. We have to break into Russia. 808 00:45:29,893 --> 00:45:32,229 Good luck with all that. 809 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:41,613 Well, madam, it looks like you're in charge of this mess. 810 00:45:44,032 --> 00:45:47,411 What's that military term for when everything goes totally to shit?