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- 我得聯絡白宮
- 一級戰備不是好事嗎?

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五級戰備是好事,一級是世界末日

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巴利,匯報現況

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飛彈發射系統一定有失效保險系統

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系統會自動認定全國停電

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是因為遭受核武攻擊

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莫斯科現在一定亂成一團

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他們的間諜衛星看到
你們的洲際飛彈就位

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他們一定也會備好飛彈

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這就是克雷斯的如意算盤

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他從頭就對癱瘓電力沒興趣

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只想挑起核武大戰

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這就是克雷斯
消滅九成人口的重置計畫

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路克,你一定要相信我

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我事先一點都不知情

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- 我相信你
- 你憑什麼信她?

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我們就是因為她才落得這種處境

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因為我瞭解她的心

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要是能度過這次難關
我一定要把她關到死

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李德,立刻聯絡莫斯科
讓他們知道現在是什麼狀況

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白宮和五角大廈聯絡不上克里姆林宮

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一定是克雷斯設法干擾了通訊

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俄國不會傻傻等我們發射飛彈

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他們會先發制人

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俄國大使也是這麼說

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他們的耐心和信任會在30分鐘內耗盡

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然後就要放煙火了

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那北美防空司令部呢?

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他們正在重置系統

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要一小時,屆時我們全身都是輻射了

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那就這樣完蛋了?

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我還沒去過雪薇波特耶

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雪薇波特有什麼好看?

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奶子?

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你說你跟我爸聯手處理過千禧蟲吧?

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他說英國政府

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在核武系統放了後門程式

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以免跨世紀時爆發世界大亂

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美國一定也做了類似的事

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沒錯,我們自己也做了後門程式

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以備情急之時能關閉飛彈系統

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共有四位探員獲知密碼

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只剩我還活著

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我幫你接北美防空司令部

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不行,密碼鎖定我的聲音

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所以我必須親自解鎖

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我們沒時間去北美防空司令部

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只要去最近的飛彈發射井就行

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因為發射井全都串聯在一起

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等我進入後門程式

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就能解除所有飛彈

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方圓五州內共有450座飛彈發射井

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22公里外就有一座

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我事後一定會後悔,但姑且就先准了

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- 走吧,出發
- 我們走

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走...

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巴利,我再過幾條街就要到了

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地址找到了嗎?

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應該很快就會知道了

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{\an8}蒂娜剛進來

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{\an8}撐住,兄弟,心痛是免不了的

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穆克吉外國探員

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我們透過IP位址
追查但丁克雷斯到這條街

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你手機上的詮釋資料顯示你到過附近

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這裡哪一座房子是他的?

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告訴我們
我們就看看能不能幫你減輕罪名

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讓我和她獨處五分鐘
她就會知無不言

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好嗆

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我知道你說你不愛我

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也不在乎我們任何一個人

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但我不相信你有那麼冷血

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願意造成核災寒冬

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我們的飛彈已經箭在弦上了

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克雷斯干擾了我國和俄國的通訊

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所以我們需要找到他、阻止他

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才能告訴你的祖國

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我們沒有攻擊他們的意思

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好打消他們先發制人的念頭

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拜託,蒂娜

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離馬路很遠的那座

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- 奧登,你有聽到嗎?
- 有,離馬路很遠的那座

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但我的管理官米海爾沃列會在那

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(米海爾沃列,機密)

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你上司是但丁克雷斯?

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我只知道他是騙子

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他說我們所做的一切都是為了俄國

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但現在看來,他原來就是克雷斯

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他要我保護他

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命令我阻止小隊追查克雷斯

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所以我才沒交出黑莓機

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我來美國是要做情蒐,不是要送死

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被騙很不爽吧?

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奧登絕對不可能及時阻止克雷斯

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開通我國和俄國的通訊

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你要去哪?

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- 如果你非得知道的話...
- 是

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聯絡我愛的女人

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喂?媽,我是馬可仕
我有壞消息要說

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先別那麼悲觀

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路克一定有辦法

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我想不起密碼

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- 什麼?
- 你是在開玩笑嗎?

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所以我才買魚油給你啊

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魚油害我的打嗝味怪怪的

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聽著,老頭

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我不想因為你滿腦子只有炸肉排

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以及二戰當年勇,就被害死

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別擔心,親愛的,我們會幫你

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我一定會在抵達飛彈井前想起來

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你確定嗎?

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我們到囉

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好噁

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嗯

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糟糕

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一切準備就緒,長官,這邊請

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- 取得內部影像了
- 洲際飛彈設施不都採實體隔離嗎?

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控制中心有,監視器沒有

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那是泰坦2號
不是都換成義勇兵了嗎?

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沒有全換,這座飛彈井
從80年代初就沒升級過了

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我們控制室還在用裝磁片的電腦

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只有北美防空司令部有語音辨識機

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所以我們正在駭入飛彈

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爸,重頭戲來了

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努力回憶

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我們需要記憶總動員

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- 媽的
- 聽著...

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老兄,你一定沒問題

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是數字嗎?還是單詞

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不是,我們是隨便瞎編的

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好像是當年時興的潮流

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大家常說的一句話

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- 是“懶得鳥你”嗎?
- 不是

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-“莫再提”?
- 不是

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“民意揭曉”?

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“辣醬沾屁眼”?

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沒人說這種話

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是某種視聽流行

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- 是電影,“願原力與你同在”
- 不是

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-“我會回來”
- 不是

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-“我是世界之王”
- 不是

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“我讓你想色色嗎?”

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有點,但我正在專心動腦,布姊

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是廣告

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“有牛奶嗎?”

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“竟然不是奶油”

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“牛肉呢?”

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“我要塔可鐘”

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通通都不是

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是不是“我跌倒了,站不起來”?

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那是80年代的

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而且你該專心殺克雷斯
或沃列,或隨便他叫什麼名字都好

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快沒時間了

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老大,加油啊

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快想起那句話

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我就買一箱啤酒給你
我們一起慶祝拯救世界

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啤酒!

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是...是啤酒廣告

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我想起來了

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請這在說密碼,長官

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(語音辨識)

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哇...咋?

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你得大聲點,長官

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- 哇咋?
- 用丹田發聲

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用拯救世界的力道去說

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哇咋!

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- 通過了
- 什麼?

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這樣也行?

168
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現在只要輸入基本指令

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就能讓我們回到五級戰備

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那其他449顆地面洲際飛彈怎麼辦?

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有看到這條通訊線嗎?

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輸入到這顆飛彈的所有指令
都會被轉傳到美國境內所有核武

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離換班還有十分鐘

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巴利,我眼前這是什麼東西?

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看起來像衛星飛行軌道

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- 那些是國防通訊衛星
- 你知道?

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每個俄國情報員都知道
我們在你們的衛星上裝監控中繼器

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所以我才知道巴利想撞的衛星

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- 會多出額外重量
- 是你救我那次嗎?

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我救的是我耗費苦心滲透的人才

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但沃列似乎改寫了這些中繼器的程式

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把功能從監控通訊

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變為阻擋通訊

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好,但這些監控盒要怎麼關掉?

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是沃列

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該死

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巴利,支援還要多久才會到奧登那?

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太久了

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我的隊友快逮到你了

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你死定了,沃列

191
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還是要叫你克雷斯?

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你要是有支援,他們早就到了

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你是單槍匹馬來的

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你們這些神經美國人

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全都想當牛仔英雄

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而且我也不是但丁克雷斯

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我是

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你這個卑鄙的小垃圾

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兵者,詭道也

200
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那個用變聲器的人就是你

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其實那是我們在博蒙特湖失利後

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沃列照著我給的稿子唸的

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我竟然還以為我們能信任你

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活到老學到老,老兄

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把槍放下

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放下槍

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手舉起來,不然這位小姐就得死

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奇普斯,別殺她

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沒問題,女士

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現在知道事情的嚴重性了嗎?

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路克,繼續登入飛彈控制系統

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快!

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進去了

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至少你是英勇奮戰而死

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就像約翰韋恩一樣

216
00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:08,333
巴利,想想辦法

217
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:09,584
還能有什麼辦法?

218
00:11:09,585 --> 00:11:13,254
你們美國人太習慣佔上風了

219
00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:15,382
但現在換沃列得意了

220
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:17,884
出身陶里亞蒂的小男孩

221
00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:20,553
爬不上外情局的最高階層

222
00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:23,474
只因為內部政治鬥爭和小仇小怨

223
00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:27,936
我要證明給他們看,重置這個世界

224
00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:32,107
把全祖國和亞洲都據為己有

225
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,109
灰姑娘變王妃的勵志故事

226
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:37,196
你相信奇蹟嗎?

227
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,252
火腿排,你會開車?

228
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:55,548
不是,奧登,我駭入車子的自駕系統

229
00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:57,425
你會說話?

230
00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:02,053
看來奧登有命看到飛彈爆炸了

231
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:04,139
前提是他能找到

232
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,391
沃列打算用來躲過
核戰風暴的地下避難室

233
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那樣我就還得去殺他了

234
00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:12,064
算了,未來再煩惱吧

235
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,357
說到未來

236
00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:18,611
愛瑪,我真的還是很喜歡你

237
00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:19,613
真的

238
00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:25,535
跟我一起走吧

239
00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:28,330
我們一起增產救世界

240
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,248
做愛生小孩

241
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:31,751
我寧可死

242
00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:34,670
那我只好含淚讓你如願了

243
00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:42,470
路克,其實我爸跟你英雄惜英雄

244
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:44,179
他講過你的各種事蹟

245
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:49,142
你的冒險、你跟葛蕾塔的禁忌之戀

246
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,477
你是傳奇人物

247
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,645
我對你的千禧蟲任務瞭如指掌

248
00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:56,733
也知道美國和英國一樣設了後門程式

249
00:12:56,734 --> 00:13:00,820
以防電腦在跨年夜出亂子

250
00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:03,866
有存取權限的人只剩你還活著

251
00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:05,575
所以我就找葛蕾塔聯手

252
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:08,286
帶著我的家世和催淚故事找上你

253
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:10,205
她信以為真,就跟你們一樣

254
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,998
我知道葛蕾塔的名字一浮出水面

255
00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:13,709
中情局就會上鉤

256
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:15,335
你也無法避免

257
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:16,962
最後我們就會走到這一步

258
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,756
你幫助我進入飛彈系統

259
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,716
路克,你也知道我名聲在外

260
00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:24,010
但丁克雷斯永遠棋高十著

261
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:25,261
阻止那個王八蛋

262
00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:27,223
他不需要發射密碼嗎?

263
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,390
遠端發射才要密碼

264
00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:32,685
他跟飛彈是直接連線
所以能直接輸入指令

265
00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:33,645
里斯探員

266
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,814
關閉衛星上的通訊干擾

267
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,524
我們才能叫俄國別輕舉妄動

268
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:39,067
我懂俄文,長官

269
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,361
但還是看不懂這些有字天書

270
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,864
那只是干擾軟體,我能口頭教你

271
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:50,453
指令碼已輸入,送出

272
00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:51,789
(傳送指令碼)

273
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:57,795
你的發射指令
沒傳出這棟建築,英國臭老二

274
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(已傳送)

275
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,966
或許吧,但還是送到這顆了,所以...

276
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,176
充填燃料開始

277
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,141
糟糕

278
00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:14,352
俄國會預計受到攻擊,就展開報復

279
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,980
然後美國會反擊,一切妙不可言

280
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,898
可惜你沒命見到那一天了

281
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:20,900
這些飛彈井都有核災避難室

282
00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:23,570
雖然這點子不是我想的,但也夠好了

283
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,824
你得突破我們才能躲進去
但你休想得逞

284
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:31,620
有句話叫“亂而取之”

285
00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:33,997
是袋鼠船長說的

286
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:36,876
是孫子啦,白癡

287
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,044
我們就各持己見吧

288
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:50,972
- 爸
- 不用擔心我

289
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,349
我得想辦法阻止飛彈發射

290
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:55,144
你們處理飛彈,我去追奇普斯

291
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,790
這玩意毀了,我們阻止不了飛彈發射

292
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:19,208
或許能阻止充填燃料

293
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:20,126
去幫她

294
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:22,879
葛蕾塔和我想辦法解除彈頭

295
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:23,797
收到

296
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:25,882
還有多少時間?

297
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,342
標準是五分鐘

298
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,302
你已經耗了將近兩成

299
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:32,263
巴利,立刻傳設計圖到我手機

300
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:33,806
奧登,回報現況

301
00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:35,434
正在輸入巴利給的密碼

302
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,311
但求老天保佑囉

303
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,444
(接線盒)

304
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,118
愛瑪,小心點

305
00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:57,331
還在擔心孩子

306
00:15:58,165 --> 00:15:59,750
有那種父親一定很不錯

307
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:05,880
聽著,我懂,你爸死得很冤

308
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:10,010
但...你不能為此就殺掉幾十億人

309
00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:12,513
愛瑪,其實我之前說的不盡屬實

310
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,682
我當時確實受了槍傷,痛得哀號

311
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:19,352
但我爸擔心的是我害我們暴露位置

312
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:20,896
所以他想悶死我

313
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,816
我的親生父親想悶死我

314
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:25,901
所以我反擊了

315
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,903
用我僅剩的力量反擊

316
00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:30,989
伸手過去掐他

317
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:34,785
親手掐死了我的英雄

318
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:39,455
我們四目相對,眼中充滿不可置信

319
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:43,084
其他的部分就是真的了

320
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:46,337
那次任務只是為了掩蓋一樁性醜聞

321
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:50,134
附帶一提,我爸原來早已知情

322
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,427
他願意殺掉我

323
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:56,222
來保護某個垃圾政客

324
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:57,974
只因為政府對他下令

325
00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:00,894
我...我愛他耶

326
00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,897
我景仰他,但他...

327
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,150
我對他來說一文不值

328
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,110
你受到背叛,很受傷

329
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,237
但也不必為此毀滅世界

330
00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:14,157
不對...就是要毀滅世界才對

331
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:18,202
哪種世界會有父親殺親生兒子

332
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:21,165
崇拜他、收藏他的小報八卦的兒子?

333
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,082
這確實滿有病的

334
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:25,169
這個世界就是個屎坑

335
00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:28,714
需要有人出面把一切打掉重來

336
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:30,257
拜託

337
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:33,634
和我一起打吧,寶貝

338
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,054
這是最後機會

339
00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:40,059
我就當作你拒絕了

340
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,019
第二節燃料箱已經滿了

341
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,563
但只要能在第一節灌滿前關閉

342
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:46,689
就能阻止倒數

343
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,609
- 要怎麼關閉?
- 那個轉盤

344
00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:51,987
(第一節、第二節)

345
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:54,530
卡住了

346
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:56,908
從80年代初就沒升級過了

347
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,034
要是能撐過這次危機

348
00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:01,705
我就要寫一封措辭強硬的信
給我那區國會議員

349
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,041
幫我一把

350
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,088
我力大無窮

351
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,715
燃料充填完成

352
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:15,636
要開始了

353
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:23,894
該死

354
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,526
靠,你還活著

355
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,403
射到鎖骨,沒射到心臟

356
00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:35,948
但我的腿斷了

357
00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:40,410
跟我來,振作,快點

358
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:45,749
- 有帶識別證嗎?
- 有

359
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,005
待在這,我去找人幫忙

360
00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:53,924
好

361
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,934
好,拆掉寫著“警告”的紅色面板

362
00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:07,187
這是我最不喜歡的面板

363
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:11,817
他們是受過核子物理學訓練嗎?

364
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:13,526
不是,布魯納夫人

365
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:17,446
常規爆炸裝置都會引起核連鎖反應

366
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:22,702
這就跟我們在摩納哥的遊艇上
拆除的那顆炸彈一樣

367
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:25,205
拆完後船上只剩我們兩人

368
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:29,542
我們映著星光在甲板上瘋狂做愛

369
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:32,670
在船上做愛,一定是他的癖好

370
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,756
三分鐘後發射

371
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,342
有一條紅線和一條藍線

372
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,554
好,我要剪紅線,比較近

373
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,141
好

374
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:49,646
- 數到三就剪,一、二、三
- 一、二、三

375
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,483
彈頭解除成功

376
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,195
奧登,你搞定了嗎?

377
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,323
我們得讓俄國知道發射的是空包彈

378
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:03,576
好了,電話線開通,總機就緒

379
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:04,786
馬上打

380
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,801
兩分鐘後發射

381
00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:24,139
- 危機還沒解除
- 為什麼?

382
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,891
我猜猜,俄國不相信你

383
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,768
不管彈頭有沒有解除

384
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,562
俄國都會認為是會爆炸的核武

385
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,396
只要飛彈一離開我國領空

386
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:33,481
克里姆林宮就會報復

387
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:36,192
那蒂娜呢?她是他們的人
他們一定會聽她的

388
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:39,403
她在我們手上
俄國會認定她是被脅迫的

389
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:41,072
老大,得快點想辦法

390
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,824
這隻鳥再90秒就要變燒烤二節翅了

391
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:46,535
二節,有了,第二節

392
00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:48,079
葛蕾塔,我好像懂你的意思了

393
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,831
她在講什麼鬼話?

394
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,501
飛彈有兩顆發動機

395
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:57,630
第一節發動機是推進器,讓飛彈升空

396
00:20:57,631 --> 00:21:01,218
幾分鐘後,那一節就會脫落

397
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,720
然後就換第二節啟動

398
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,265
推進飛彈朝目標前進

399
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:10,268
第一節電路的位置太高,碰不到

400
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,813
但第二節電路就在你頭上1.5公尺

401
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:16,941
解除後,飛彈還是會發射

402
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,609
但不會飛出我國領空

403
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:22,363
會像啞彈沖天炮一樣掉回地上

404
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:26,492
還剩70秒,少廢話,多破壞

405
00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:29,453
要全部解除至少要90秒

406
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:30,955
那我只好去兜兜風了

407
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,456
- 不行
- 不行

408
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:34,835
這是唯一的辦法,你也知道

409
00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,295
我們沒時間爭執了

410
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:41,133
那有時間接最後一吻嗎?

411
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:46,596
路克,再見

412
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:58,232
葛蕾塔,快點出來

413
00:21:58,233 --> 00:21:59,900
來不及了,親愛的

414
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:01,652
你還有大好人生要過

415
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,988
你有家人、隊友

416
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,531
我知道你愛我,路克

417
00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:07,326
但你沒跟我相愛

418
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,869
你為了拯救世界說謊哄我

419
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,704
但你其實愛著塔莉

420
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,457
我從你的眼神就看得出來

421
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:17,251
你一直都愛她,也會永遠愛她

422
00:22:17,252 --> 00:22:18,961
你這樣會死啊

423
00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:20,464
但不是...

424
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:22,758
不是白白犧牲

425
00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:25,218
看來是被你說中了

426
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:28,554
我心底確實還是有副好心腸

427
00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:30,390
我覺得是你培養出來的

428
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,641
抱歉打斷你們離情依依

429
00:22:32,642 --> 00:22:35,019
可愛的曼德斯大兵說

430
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:38,647
15秒鐘後防爆門會自動關閉

431
00:22:38,648 --> 00:22:41,443
屆時留在發射井裡的人就會被烤焦

432
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:42,986
收到

433
00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:14,725
媽的

434
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:16,310
愛瑪,快離開那裡

435
00:23:16,311 --> 00:23:17,646
還剩20秒

436
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,528
再見,親愛的

437
00:23:26,863 --> 00:23:27,739
15秒

438
00:23:44,881 --> 00:23:48,092
防爆門關閉,十

439
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,760
- 愛瑪
- 愛瑪

440
00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:51,595
- 九、八
- 快說句話啊

441
00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:53,223
- 我沒事
- 七

442
00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:55,183
六

443
00:23:56,059 --> 00:23:56,893
五

444
00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:58,770
四

445
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:00,272
三

446
00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:02,441
二

447
00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:16,913
(發射偵測)

448
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,501
那條紅線就是美國領空的邊界

449
00:24:22,502 --> 00:24:26,297
要是你的紅顏知己
無法阻止飛彈越過那條線

450
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:28,175
我們就死定了

451
00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:31,177
看看我找到誰了

452
00:24:31,178 --> 00:24:33,388
讚,你男友呢?

453
00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:35,931
烤焦黏在發射台上了

454
00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:37,601
燒肉口味啊

455
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,562
跟他們說我們在設法解除了
叫他們不要發射

456
00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:43,648
葛蕾塔,你有聽到嗎?

457
00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:46,066
你一定辦得到

458
00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:48,444
第一節推進器已用盡、分離

459
00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:52,156
第二節火箭接續推進...開始

460
00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:54,034
(美國領空分界線)

461
00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:04,878
飛彈落空了

462
00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:06,754
(發射失敗)

463
00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:08,548
好耶!

464
00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:10,675
天啊

465
00:25:11,259 --> 00:25:12,093
好耶

466
00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:17,766
好耶,火腿排,讚啦

467
00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:20,101
你喜歡芝樂坊餐館嗎?

468
00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:40,288
{\an8}(猶他州基爾,羅勃茲湖)

469
00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:00,308
爸,我來吧

470
00:26:29,045 --> 00:26:29,921
李德主任

471
00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:31,673
是,長官

472
00:26:32,632 --> 00:26:33,967
我親眼確認了

473
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,554
葛蕾塔內爾索摔死了

474
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,266
正式確認已陣亡

475
00:26:44,519 --> 00:26:45,353
收到

476
00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:03,621
葛蕾塔

477
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:04,914
你還活著

478
00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:06,583
親愛的,你好

479
00:27:07,208 --> 00:27:10,377
抱歉搞得這麼戲劇化
我從裡面打不開門

480
00:27:10,378 --> 00:27:11,838
這怎麼有可能?

481
00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:19,136
這是堵住水壩渦輪的那種玩意

482
00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:20,679
能吸收衝擊力

483
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:24,058
原本是國防高研署研發
用來阻止自殺炸彈客的

484
00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:25,142
把我整個人裹起來

485
00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:26,560
吸收了墜落的衝擊力道

486
00:27:26,561 --> 00:27:29,689
肋骨裂了幾根,但還是活得好好的

487
00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:33,360
你是我所認識最出色的探員

488
00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:38,572
看來間諜葛蕾塔內爾索該退休了

489
00:27:38,573 --> 00:27:41,159
我有五億個理由要向前邁進

490
00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:44,203
有需要隨時可以找我

491
00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:45,163
我知道

492
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,249
再見,親愛的

493
00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:53,338
你永遠都會是我人生最美好的時光

494
00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:58,301
也要謝謝你沒...那句話怎麼說?

495
00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:00,512
沒把我關到死?

496
00:28:01,721 --> 00:28:04,723
拯救我朋友、家人、八十億人

497
00:28:04,724 --> 00:28:08,603
應該夠幫你換來一張免罪卡吧

498
00:28:11,606 --> 00:28:13,274
幫我好好照顧你老爸

499
00:28:25,328 --> 00:28:27,371
你還以為我被滲透了咧

500
00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:28,915
真的很抱歉,爸

501
00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:31,583
我真的是左右為難

502
00:28:31,584 --> 00:28:34,170
遲遲無法下定決心

503
00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:37,172
最後還是把工作看得比家人重

504
00:28:37,173 --> 00:28:39,759
但我明明總是怪罪你這樣做

505
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:42,720
我好蠢

506
00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:43,846
不會,你不蠢

507
00:28:43,847 --> 00:28:46,599
你有充足理由相信我被滲透了

508
00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:50,019
你那麼做也是為了保護大家

509
00:28:50,770 --> 00:28:53,272
但等到緊要關頭,世界陷入危機

510
00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:55,524
李德要你開槍射殺葛蕾塔

511
00:28:55,525 --> 00:28:56,734
你站到了我這邊

512
00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:58,527
還救了無數條性命

513
00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:02,282
所以你兼顧了工作和家人

514
00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:05,285
這是我一直以來都做不到的

515
00:29:06,536 --> 00:29:07,370
謝謝

516
00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:09,664
不過先等一下

517
00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:12,040
你為什麼說

518
00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:14,711
我有充足理由相信你被滲透了?

519
00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:16,379
這個嘛

520
00:29:17,505 --> 00:29:19,966
你媽和我演了一小齣戲

521
00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:23,051
兩位,我們先深呼吸

522
00:29:23,052 --> 00:29:26,972
我有句話要說,可能有點難以接受

523
00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:28,682
但你們不得不聽

524
00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:29,850
簡單來說

525
00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:31,852
你們的感情結束了

526
00:29:31,853 --> 00:29:33,437
你瘋啦

527
00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:34,480
不是...

528
00:29:34,481 --> 00:29:38,026
我不是說你們真的要結束感情

529
00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:39,568
只要假裝就好

530
00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:43,781
我辛苦了15年才追回這個女人耶

531
00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:46,158
我知道,但你身邊出現了另一個女人

532
00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:49,077
你也說過她是你所認識最出色的間諜

533
00:29:49,078 --> 00:29:53,457
一身技藝無可挑剔,也沒有弱點

534
00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:54,833
除了一點

535
00:29:54,834 --> 00:29:55,877
就是你

536
00:29:57,253 --> 00:30:00,005
我們分手對他擊敗葛蕾塔有何幫助?

537
00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:04,426
只要葛蕾塔看到一絲和你復合的希望

538
00:30:04,427 --> 00:30:08,305
或許她的真愛,也就是你,能說服她

539
00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:10,808
例如別毀滅世界

540
00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:13,268
讓你倆能幸福活在世界上

541
00:30:13,269 --> 00:30:15,103
但不能由你直接這麼說

542
00:30:15,104 --> 00:30:16,980
必須讓她間接聽說

543
00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:20,067
從她已經信任的人那裡得知

544
00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:22,027
- 奇普斯
- 沒錯

545
00:30:22,028 --> 00:30:25,240
他是軍情六處出身、間諜大師之子

546
00:30:25,740 --> 00:30:31,119
所以要是大家一起拐騙他
他馬上就會看穿虛情假意

547
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:34,164
所以其他人也得真心相信我們分手了

548
00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:35,208
答對了

549
00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:42,423
讓你看看我的手勁有多大

550
00:30:43,716 --> 00:30:45,175
所以你和媽還...

551
00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:46,761
甚至比以前更相愛

552
00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:51,266
寶貝女兒,你知道我認為
全天下沒有男人配得上你

553
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:54,060
但要是你有機會找到這個另一半

554
00:30:55,019 --> 00:30:56,479
我希望這個人能夠

555
00:30:57,021 --> 00:31:00,733
像你媽一樣給我完整而無私的愛

556
00:31:02,569 --> 00:31:03,611
我也希望能這樣

557
00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:06,905
- 你媽很厲害吧?
- 對啊

558
00:31:06,906 --> 00:31:09,909
她簡直就是一流間諜,超強

559
00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:12,453
其實我一直都納悶我是遺傳誰的

560
00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:14,706
少嘴貧

561
00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:16,749
別鬧了

562
00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:31,973
老朋友,我們辦到了

563
00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:40,982
奧登?

564
00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:45,403
我一直想稱讚你

565
00:31:46,529 --> 00:31:50,325
大家都說你成為了
對火腿排關愛有加的好爸爸

566
00:31:51,284 --> 00:31:53,285
你展現出十足成長

567
00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:54,454
謝謝胡椒博士

568
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:59,458
其實在牠跑進那間肉類加工廠

569
00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:01,002
差點被開槍時

570
00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:04,588
是我這輩子第一次真心感到

571
00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:08,634
關心其他事物甚於自己
以至於奮不顧身的心情

572
00:32:08,635 --> 00:32:12,972
以及隨之而來的恐懼、痛苦、脆弱

573
00:32:14,724 --> 00:32:16,809
我好以你為傲

574
00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:19,646
你做出了非常了不起的突破

575
00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,689
你從這次經驗做出什麼結論?

576
00:32:22,690 --> 00:32:23,899
這種心情好爛

577
00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:26,318
沒錯,爛到炸裂

578
00:32:26,319 --> 00:32:29,529
完全不適合我,我絕對不要再來一次

579
00:32:29,530 --> 00:32:31,865
我要變回只擔心三個人

580
00:32:31,866 --> 00:32:33,158
我、自己、奧登

581
00:32:33,159 --> 00:32:34,743
但火腿排怎麼辦?

582
00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:35,662
送人了

583
00:32:38,456 --> 00:32:39,290
鐵石心腸

584
00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:41,751
我連眼睛都沒眨一下

585
00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:44,963
希望至少那隻豬有成長

586
00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:48,090
這玩意叫“澤丸”

587
00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:50,968
看起來比以前帥多了,想看嗎?

588
00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:54,472
不想,但還是恭喜了,你好棒

589
00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:56,682
- 我愛新蛋蛋
- 那就好

590
00:32:56,683 --> 00:32:59,769
謝謝你沒讓那些機車幫殺死我

591
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,814
- 你是好朋友
- 不是,我說過我們不是...

592
00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:09,778
其實我們可能真的是挺不錯的朋友

593
00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:11,780
- 那當然
- 是吧

594
00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:14,242
就像《小律師大作為》
富蘭克林跟巴許一樣

595
00:33:14,909 --> 00:33:17,120
我們再來或許該開一間律師事務所

596
00:33:19,038 --> 00:33:20,665
富蘭克林跟巴許是律師?

597
00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:27,255
博士,聽著

598
00:33:28,756 --> 00:33:31,259
我知道我從你加入後就對你態度很差

599
00:33:32,218 --> 00:33:34,553
對,你用汽水品牌叫我

600
00:33:34,554 --> 00:33:35,595
- 實在是...
- 我知道

601
00:33:35,596 --> 00:33:38,432
我對家人和朋友的保護欲很強

602
00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:40,226
你當時就是個外人

603
00:33:41,394 --> 00:33:44,354
但我想告訴你,我非常佩服你

604
00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:49,609
要不是你
我們也撐不過這次難如登天的挑戰

605
00:33:49,610 --> 00:33:52,655
你是我們隊上不可或缺的助力

606
00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:54,157
謝謝稱讚

607
00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:56,284
非常感恩

608
00:33:57,201 --> 00:34:00,913
其實我從來沒當過任何人的同伴

609
00:34:01,956 --> 00:34:04,333
就連體育課都沒人找我一隊

610
00:34:05,001 --> 00:34:05,835
那是他們沒眼光

611
00:34:09,505 --> 00:34:10,965
謝謝你的貢獻

612
00:34:11,591 --> 00:34:12,425
再見

613
00:34:25,688 --> 00:34:27,314
抱歉打擾各位的興頭

614
00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:30,108
但我有你們應該都會想聽的消息

615
00:34:30,109 --> 00:34:31,902
我剛和七樓講完電話

616
00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:35,822
但丁克雷斯和葛蕾塔
被正式列為已消滅

617
00:34:35,823 --> 00:34:38,618
電網受到的威脅已經解除

618
00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:41,079
我還帶了這個

619
00:34:41,704 --> 00:34:42,914
彭德,麻煩一下

620
00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:45,625
謝謝

621
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:50,796
這是匿名送來的

622
00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:53,341
鑑識組已查了個透,但什麼都沒找到

623
00:34:55,968 --> 00:34:58,428
影片中被殺的人都有一個共通點

624
00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:02,390
情資顯示他們都找博羅
買了你們的私人資訊

625
00:35:02,391 --> 00:35:03,892
我們不知道幕後黑手是誰

626
00:35:03,893 --> 00:35:05,770
但下手要這麼迅速有效

627
00:35:06,354 --> 00:35:08,106
一定要很有人脈跟資金

628
00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:10,107
對啊,五億元

629
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,108
是葛蕾塔

630
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:13,528
我還有最後一個東西要給你們看

631
00:35:15,655 --> 00:35:17,740
爺爺奶奶好

632
00:35:18,658 --> 00:35:20,451
還有個朋友也想打聲招呼

633
00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:21,910
寶貝

634
00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:25,080
好乖,乖豬豬

635
00:35:25,081 --> 00:35:29,167
謝謝奧登叔叔送我火腿排,我好愛牠

636
00:35:29,168 --> 00:35:30,128
我也是

637
00:35:32,755 --> 00:35:33,589
再見,夥伴

638
00:35:34,298 --> 00:35:38,135
還有,爺爺的同事說我們都能回家了

639
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:39,595
什麼?

640
00:35:40,221 --> 00:35:43,098
- 回歸正常囉
- 夢想成真囉

641
00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:44,225
回歸正常囉

642
00:35:45,601 --> 00:35:46,601
好兄弟

643
00:35:46,602 --> 00:35:48,020
好吧

644
00:35:50,606 --> 00:35:53,776
先別急,可惜不是每個人都能回家

645
00:35:54,443 --> 00:35:55,736
我們接到聯調局的電話

646
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,655
盧那先生、珀爾馬特先生

647
00:35:58,322 --> 00:36:01,867
你們是不是惹火了
一個名叫亞茲拉爾騎士的機車幫?

648
00:36:01,868 --> 00:36:04,452
- 沒有
- 我們害死了他們一個幫眾

649
00:36:04,453 --> 00:36:05,829
- 什麼?
- 只是意外而已

650
00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:07,789
- 我吸了天使塵
- 是人都會犯錯嘛

651
00:36:07,790 --> 00:36:08,707
天使塵?

652
00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:12,502
那傢伙是該幫極高層人士的姪子

653
00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:14,671
現在你們的人頭有百萬懸賞金了

654
00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:17,799
- 他是被冷氣機砸到頭
- 對

655
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,634
我打死都不要回去那間安全屋

656
00:36:19,635 --> 00:36:20,720
算你們好運

657
00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:23,138
亞茲拉爾騎士在各州都有分部

658
00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:25,098
全美都沒有你們的安身之處

659
00:36:25,099 --> 00:36:27,851
所以我們安排你們躲在中情局監聽站

660
00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:29,728
位於格陵蘭薩卡克

661
00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:33,231
我們應該能在四十八個月內
解決這樁機車幫威脅

662
00:36:33,232 --> 00:36:34,816
- 好,我們還能接受
- 對

663
00:36:34,817 --> 00:36:35,942
四到八個月?

664
00:36:35,943 --> 00:36:37,152
四十八個月

665
00:36:37,153 --> 00:36:39,321
你瘋了嗎?

666
00:36:39,322 --> 00:36:40,406
我是李德

667
00:36:42,158 --> 00:36:43,451
四十八個月?

668
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:45,328
朋友,這本會派上用場

669
00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:49,039
用《太空奶》打太空槍

670
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,749
好好享受吧

671
00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,751
今天別以掃興收場

672
00:36:52,752 --> 00:36:54,545
我準備了一個大驚喜

673
00:36:57,548 --> 00:36:58,549
請進

674
00:37:00,968 --> 00:37:02,053
這是要慶祝什麼?

675
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:03,762
我要退休了

676
00:37:03,763 --> 00:37:05,096
(就是這樣,不用多說)

677
00:37:05,097 --> 00:37:06,097
再次退隱江湖

678
00:37:06,098 --> 00:37:10,436
塔莉和我要開船環遊世界

679
00:37:12,688 --> 00:37:13,940
好不容易啊,對吧?

680
00:37:15,274 --> 00:37:16,317
退休?

681
00:37:16,817 --> 00:37:17,651
你確定嗎?

682
00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:19,403
百分之百確定

683
00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:23,491
這支團隊要是少了你不知道會如何

684
00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:27,369
我比較擔心團隊少了你之後會如何

685
00:37:27,370 --> 00:37:30,413
聽說你被第九分隊錄取了

686
00:37:30,414 --> 00:37:32,250
恭喜

687
00:37:33,459 --> 00:37:34,335
謝謝

688
00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:36,962
我婉拒了

689
00:37:36,963 --> 00:37:39,547
為什麼?那是你一直以來的夢想耶

690
00:37:39,548 --> 00:37:41,841
是沒錯,我本來是那麼想的

691
00:37:41,842 --> 00:37:44,845
但這個團體,這些同伴...

692
00:37:45,846 --> 00:37:48,515
至少要有一個布魯納讓他們乖乖聽話

693
00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:49,517
好

694
00:37:50,476 --> 00:37:51,602
沒有脆片?

695
00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:53,312
那是小孩子吃的

696
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,856
- 我恨你
- 那下次換你訂啊

697
00:37:56,857 --> 00:37:58,566
- 訂就訂啊
- 真的嗎?

698
00:37:58,567 --> 00:37:59,485
壞消息

699
00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:02,362
我們剛得知大丹犬被俄國拘留

700
00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:04,197
他在阿拉斯加被押走,拷打取供

701
00:38:04,198 --> 00:38:05,865
現在他們終於知道他一無所知

702
00:38:05,866 --> 00:38:06,992
他本來就腦袋空空了

703
00:38:06,993 --> 00:38:08,451
他們願意拿他換蒂娜

704
00:38:08,452 --> 00:38:09,537
他們想要回探員

705
00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:11,538
可以讓他們留著他就好嗎?

706
00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:14,291
塔莉,這是我的過失

707
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:16,209
我應該要保護他安全回家

708
00:38:16,210 --> 00:38:17,837
所以該由我去交換人質

709
00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:19,505
這是我最後一次出任務

710
00:38:20,506 --> 00:38:21,798
不能拋下任何人

711
00:38:21,799 --> 00:38:24,051
除了我,我要走了

712
00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:27,053
我要回托雷多,不用再處理一票瘋子

713
00:38:27,054 --> 00:38:30,890
不是開太空船肇事,就是摧毀發電廠

714
00:38:30,891 --> 00:38:35,187
對了,還有核武大戰

715
00:38:35,938 --> 00:38:38,315
你們現在歸阿露煩惱了,她是新主任

716
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,651
好耶,爽爆了

717
00:38:41,819 --> 00:38:43,821
法卡斯,去把我的辦公椅推過來

718
00:38:44,405 --> 00:38:45,239
是,長官

719
00:38:46,532 --> 00:38:49,577
阿露,你是老大
所以你能叫路克哪都不准去

720
00:38:50,119 --> 00:38:51,286
塔莉...

721
00:38:51,287 --> 00:38:53,621
少囉嗦,你的手臂才剛中彈

722
00:38:53,622 --> 00:38:56,166
我們要回家,讓我照顧你

723
00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:57,625
你要好好休息

724
00:38:57,626 --> 00:38:59,085
就是這樣,不用多說

725
00:38:59,086 --> 00:39:00,254
她說得有理,路克

726
00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:02,255
老大,這項任務我能搞定

727
00:39:02,256 --> 00:39:05,175
只是交換人質而已,輕而易舉

728
00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:08,095
你們都想要我放棄這項任務

729
00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:12,265
回家被前妻當寶寶呵護?

730
00:39:12,266 --> 00:39:13,266
對

731
00:39:13,267 --> 00:39:16,145
這我不能接受,知道嗎?

732
00:39:17,229 --> 00:39:18,230
但話又說回來

733
00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:21,984
如果是被未婚妻呵護...

734
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:28,323
我對你的愛從未有一天停過

735
00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:30,534
我這次不會再搞砸了

736
00:39:31,952 --> 00:39:33,037
所以,塔莉...

737
00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:35,915
你願意...

738
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:40,169
再嫁給我嗎?

739
00:39:41,837 --> 00:39:42,671
我願意

740
00:39:45,966 --> 00:39:48,010
現在換我毀掉他們的婚禮了

741
00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:53,682
我們再結一次婚

742
00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,105
你們好甜蜜哦

743
00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:01,189
真幸福

744
00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:03,651
- 好耶
- 恭喜

745
00:40:11,992 --> 00:40:14,744
喝咖啡提神後就要去芬蘭接丹了嗎?

746
00:40:14,745 --> 00:40:16,205
對,你要來嗎?

747
00:40:17,957 --> 00:40:21,335
不了,我有點事要幫我媽

748
00:40:27,967 --> 00:40:28,801
你還好嗎?

749
00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:31,262
看起來少了平常的那股魅力

750
00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:36,517
我想念我的豬

751
00:40:37,726 --> 00:40:39,728
對真心在乎的對象真的很難放手

752
00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:43,983
總之,下次見囉

753
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:45,818
好

754
00:40:48,779 --> 00:40:53,492
奧登,等你回來後
要不要一起吃個晚餐?

755
00:40:55,369 --> 00:40:56,370
好啊

756
00:40:57,079 --> 00:40:58,706
我確實需要好朋友的陪伴

757
00:41:00,207 --> 00:41:02,126
摩登穀倉如何?我愛他們的餃子

758
00:41:03,169 --> 00:41:04,003
好啊

759
00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:05,421
好

760
00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:21,479
{\an8}(芬蘭某處)

761
00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:33,199
你們先放人

762
00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:41,248
這裡看起來不像歐洲迪士尼

763
00:41:42,374 --> 00:41:46,085
奧登!你好嗎?看到你們真開心

764
00:41:46,086 --> 00:41:48,505
他跟我說是要去歐洲迪士尼

765
00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:51,425
我心想那裡根本爛透了

766
00:41:52,218 --> 00:41:55,220
你的幽默感真屌,弗拉德,整人專家

767
00:41:55,221 --> 00:41:56,889
給我過來,緊緊抱一個

768
00:41:57,681 --> 00:42:01,227
好,巴利,換我們了

769
00:42:04,271 --> 00:42:09,235
人質交換...

770
00:42:13,822 --> 00:42:14,657
時候到了

771
00:42:15,491 --> 00:42:17,785
你要永遠離開了

772
00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:23,582
告訴我你不只是逢場作戲

773
00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:29,462
巴利,我在歐洲還有四個你這種對象

774
00:42:29,463 --> 00:42:31,298
他們都把我當真愛

775
00:42:32,174 --> 00:42:33,592
你不能再這麼傻了

776
00:42:40,683 --> 00:42:42,225
希望你有帶雙層衛生紙

777
00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:43,435
他們只有單層的

778
00:42:45,521 --> 00:42:46,522
你好嗎?

779
00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:52,861
阿宅,你好嗎?

780
00:42:53,362 --> 00:42:57,366
人質交換...

781
00:43:03,622 --> 00:43:06,040
真的很遺憾,卡特

782
00:43:06,041 --> 00:43:08,710
事情演變成這樣也沒人願意

783
00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:12,005
但往好處想,你在那應該會過得很好

784
00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:13,798
就當作是去冒險吧

785
00:43:13,799 --> 00:43:15,800
真希望我從未認識你

786
00:43:15,801 --> 00:43:19,013
唐尼,真的很遺憾結果會是這樣

787
00:43:19,513 --> 00:43:22,265
我是真心愛你,曾經

788
00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:24,934
你是世界上最爛的人

789
00:43:24,935 --> 00:43:27,186
少囉嗦,這是工作船

790
00:43:27,187 --> 00:43:28,564
下去拿裝備

791
00:43:29,565 --> 00:43:32,108
我...就不能讓我們搭飛機嗎?

792
00:43:32,109 --> 00:43:33,027
快去

793
00:43:34,653 --> 00:43:35,988
一路順風

794
00:43:42,953 --> 00:43:45,747
俄國同志跟我說了蒂娜事件的始末

795
00:43:45,748 --> 00:43:48,375
我說說拙見供你參考

796
00:43:49,668 --> 00:43:50,918
你不需要那個共產黑寡婦

797
00:43:50,919 --> 00:43:52,712
她就連間諜都當不好

798
00:43:52,713 --> 00:43:55,173
我的線人說她交給管理官的情報

799
00:43:55,174 --> 00:43:57,634
有一半都不準確

800
00:43:57,635 --> 00:43:58,635
什麼意思?

801
00:43:58,636 --> 00:44:00,511
例如你們幫我偷渡到希臘那次

802
00:44:00,512 --> 00:44:03,223
她回報外情局你們在巴布亞紐幾內亞

803
00:44:03,807 --> 00:44:04,807
沒道理啊

804
00:44:04,808 --> 00:44:07,268
她很清楚我們在哪
那次任務她全程都和巴利合作

805
00:44:07,269 --> 00:44:10,271
她還提到烏茲別克的誘餌

806
00:44:10,272 --> 00:44:12,565
我們根本沒去過烏茲別克
那是在摩爾多瓦

807
00:44:12,566 --> 00:44:13,692
她愛我

808
00:44:14,526 --> 00:44:16,986
她告訴他們枝微末節來保護我們

809
00:44:16,987 --> 00:44:18,655
那她為何說她從未愛過你?

810
00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:21,407
這樣她離開時我就不會心痛
不過還是很痛

811
00:44:21,408 --> 00:44:23,868
就像查莉對大黃蜂說她不要它了

812
00:44:23,869 --> 00:44:26,204
不然她為何故意交出假情報?

813
00:44:26,205 --> 00:44:28,498
只可能是因為她真的成了我們隊友

814
00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:29,416
而且還...

815
00:44:31,251 --> 00:44:32,461
動真情了

816
00:44:34,254 --> 00:44:39,133
我對羅斯帝和伊果
打小報告說蒂娜情報有誤

817
00:44:39,134 --> 00:44:40,718
只是想挫挫她銳氣

818
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:42,220
我是想幫你出氣,巴利

819
00:44:42,221 --> 00:44:43,889
兄弟如手足,俄女如衣服

820
00:44:48,894 --> 00:44:50,562
你知道你幹了什麼好事嗎?

821
00:44:51,438 --> 00:44:52,856
你害死蒂娜了

822
00:44:54,608 --> 00:44:55,442
糟糕

823
00:44:56,735 --> 00:45:00,279
丟掉那株盆栽、一個檔案櫃

824
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:01,739
衣帽架留著

825
00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:02,658
馬上辦

826
00:45:05,285 --> 00:45:08,496
我是新官上任超屌露羅素主任

827
00:45:08,497 --> 00:45:10,998
想找離任廢物主任請按2

828
00:45:10,999 --> 00:45:14,043
阿露,蒂娜是站在我們這邊的
她是自己人

829
00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:15,837
我們得救她回來,不然她會被殺掉

830
00:45:15,838 --> 00:45:18,005
狗屁麻煩大了

831
00:45:18,006 --> 00:45:21,551
七樓絕對不會准許在俄國領土出任務

832
00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:24,387
救回貨真價實的俄國間諜

833
00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:26,597
那我們就要擅自出動,我們要叛變

834
00:45:26,598 --> 00:45:29,893
他說得對,我們得闖進俄國

835
00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:32,229
祝你們好運囉

836
00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:41,613
長官,看來這場爛攤子要由你負責了

837
00:45:44,032 --> 00:45:47,619
用來表示問題一發不可收拾的
那個軍事術語叫什麼?

838
00:47:50,951 --> 00:47:52,870
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