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- [Elizabeth] You
don't wanna miss this.

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We have
performing pachyderms,

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kangaroo caddies,
birthday balloons,

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comfortable cats,
channel surfing owls,

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and a golden retriever
demonstrating

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why they're called retrievers.

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- All this and more right here

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on "World's Funniest Animals".

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(energetic music concludes)

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Hey there, and welcome to
"World's Funniest Animals".

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We've searched far and wide

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to bring you all of the
most hilarious animal clips.

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I'm your host, Elizabeth Stanton

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joined by my partners
in crime, Hank and Ruby

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as well as our awesome
panelists,

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Daniel, Carmen and Devon.

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We're so happy to have you here.

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Between all of our
responsibilities

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with work and life,
sometimes our pets have to

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remind us to give them
a little extra attention

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and they let us know by
saying, "Play With Me".

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(upbeat music)
(group chatters)

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- "Listen guys, I don't
care if you paid 200 bucks

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for a lift ticket,
there's still another toll

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if you wanna ski on this trail.

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You gotta throw the stick.

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Okay, if you pay for just
one and there's two of you,

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throw the stick again
or it's a no-go for you.

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Okay, you're good."

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(jaunty music)

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(woman laughs)

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- Hey pal, get a clue.

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Your best friend is trying
to tell you something.

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He's holding a toy skunk
in his mouth for a reason.

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He's telling you
your team stinks.

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They're gonna get skunked.

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So just turn off the tube

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and save yourself all
that disappointment

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and just play with your dog.

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- Get ready, this
elephant is going

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to show us what he
can do on the drums.

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(group laughs)
(elephant taps on drum)

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Okay!

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It seems like he has
some talent there.

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Drums though, not
his main instrument.

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The trumpet, that's
where he really shines.

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(elephant trumpets)

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(clip whooshes)
(energetic music)

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- When you live in
a rural community,

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major league ballparks
are just too far away.

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So why not hoof it into town
and watch the local farm team?

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Sure, watching the
Harristown heifers

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is not quite like seeing
one of the big teams,

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but these minor leaguers
keep the action moo-ving,

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and they really have
their heads in the game.

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(clip whooshes)

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- Now you often see
somebody get balloons

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and a teddy bear
for their birthday.

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This certainly takes
that idea up a level.

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And who had the most fun with
the balloons on this birthday?

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I'd say it was the bear.

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(upbeat music)

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- "Hey shorty, you can
dive by me all you want,

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but I'm not moving
from this sweet spot.

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We both know mom's gonna
be making sandwiches

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in a few minutes

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and this is the exact epicenter
of the food-spill zone,

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so you can run around
'til you're dizzy,

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but I've staked my claim
on this golden real estate

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and I'm not moving".

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(logo whooshes)

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- Just like humans,

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pets have some times that
they make bad decisions.

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These may cause some
unfortunate situations

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but also some priceless
funny moments.

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Let's laugh at some
of these in "Busted".

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(upbeat music)

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(cheerful music)

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- "Hey mom, thanks for
preparing my lunch.

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I appreciate you
putting it in those

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airtight containers
to keep it fresh.

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And I hate to complain, but
they're so 20th century.

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You know now, they have
those earth-friendly

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options out there.

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I'm just sayin'."

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(cheerful music concludes)

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(clip whooshes)

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- [Female Ferret
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(soft music)

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Heidi?

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- "Hey, hey, chill out.

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I can explain.

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You know that thing
you lost in the couch?

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You know that thing
where we were just trying

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to ferret it out, capiche?

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And yes, as a matter of
fact, we're still looking."

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(soft music concludes)
(clip whooshes)

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(woman laughs)
(cheery music)

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- [Female Dog Owner] Is your
head stuck in the food bag?

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- We've all heard the phrase,

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"he got his hand caught
in the cookie jar".

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This is the dog version of that.

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(cheery music concludes)
(clip whooshes)

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(cheerful music)

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- "Okay, I know this is
technically not my yard,

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but hey, he doesn't
need to flip out.

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Wow, this is one
territorial tortoise.

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A real life mutant ninja turtle.

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Every time I turn around,
whoop, there he is.

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He is like an armored
assault vehicle.

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The fastest
tortoise on the planet.

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Can't he just leave
a poodle alone?

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I am totally shellshocked."

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(Carmen sighs)

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(slow music)

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- Before you do anything big,

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it's always smart to do
a cost-benefit analysis.

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Ask yourself, "what's the
risk versus the reward?"

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And for some, "is the crime
worth the punishment?"

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In this case, he
decided to go for it.

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Sure, he'll be
spending some time

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in the dog house,
but this is epic.

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(Daniel chuckles)

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He'll be telling his granddogs
about it for years to come.

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(dramatic music)

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- There's been a
rumor going around

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that a raccoon has been
in the trash recently.

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Well, it isn't a rumor
and it's isn't a raccoon.

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It's not even a gang
or a herd of raccoons.

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This is a whole convention.

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(energetic music)

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(logo whooshes)

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- Favorite animal
clips, we all have them.

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Take a look at some of mine.

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(upbeat music)

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(soft music)

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(cups slide)

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I have seen
this game so many times

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and I always pick the wrong cup.

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Whoa.
(cup clatters)

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He got it right.
(magpie patters)

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But he can't
possibly do it twice.

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(cups slide)
(soft music continues)

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(cup clatters)
How can he do that?

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I get it, he's the early bird.

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He always gets the worm.

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(clip whooshes)

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Feeding time is great for
bonding with your best friend,

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enjoyed by both pet and owner.

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In fact, I can't decide who has

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the sillier grin
on his face here.

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(clip whooshes)
(soft music)

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- [Carmen] It happens a lot.

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The massage is so good
that you fall right asleep,

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and that's okay.

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The therapist doesn't mind.

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In fact, it gives her a chance
to take a quick phone call

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and nobody's gonna
squawk about it.

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(logo whooshes)

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- Stick around,
"Game On" next on

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"World's Funniest Animals".

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(crowd cheers)
(energetic music concludes)

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(energetic music)

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Welcome back to "World's
Funniest Animals".

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Life is not all fun and games,

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but it is in our next segment.

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Here's "Game On".

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(upbeat country music)

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(barrel clatters)

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- Whoa, whoa.

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(barrel clatters)
Stop with all this horse play.

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Now, that is a heavy barrel
you are throwin' around there.

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(barrel clangs)

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Yeah, it's all fun and games
until somebody gets hurt.

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Boy, that is no toy.

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Stop that horsin' around.

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And by the way, what did you do

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with that cowboy who
was in that saddle?

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(upbeat country music concludes)

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(clip whooshes)
(cheerful music)

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- Caddies like this are
not just some clever ruse.

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They have a lot of advantages,

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with a handy pouch
down under for holding

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extra balls, tees,
and your cold drink.

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And they're always eager
to hop on any task.

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(upbeat music)
- Okay, it's time to play

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"Who's who"?

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Where you have to guess who

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really has the
unusual occupation

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and who are the imposters?

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"Oh, I think it's the all
white one on the right."

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"No, sorry.

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That is not correct."

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(clip whooshes)
(soft music)

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- "I may look like just
some hair-brained beginner,

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but when it comes to
Jenga, I am one bad bunny.

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Yeah, I know what's up.

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Now watch and be amazed.

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I just did the hard part.

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You can finish it up.

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'cause I gotta bounce.

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See ya."

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(upbeat music)

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- "Now. I don't really
have a dog in this fight,

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I'm sure they're
both fine animals.

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We've got the cattle dog
against the bird dog.

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Yeehaw.

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Looks like it's gonna be
closer than a tick on a hound.

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It's tighter than new
boots on a rainy day.

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They want that win like it's

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the last biscuit
at the barbecue.

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Well, whoop-de-doo.

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The cattle dog wins.

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I guess deep down I
was pullin' for him,

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'cause he loves them
cows just like I do.

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Heehaw."

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(logo whooshes)

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- Even animals have a little
larceny in their hearts.

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Let me show you what
I mean in our segment,

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"Stop Thief".

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(upbeat music)

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(slow music)

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- Oh yeah.

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I mean, look at this
security camera footage.

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You can tell this
guy is a real pro.

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When he comes up against
a tamper-proof container,

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it's smarter to just
take the whole thing back

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to his shop where
he has all the time

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in the world to get it open.

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Oh yeah.

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You can tell he's not
the new kid on the block.

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(slow music concludes)
(clip whooshes)

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(cheerful music)

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- "Why?

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Why did mom put this way
up here in the bathroom?

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She knows it's Tuesday.

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And every Tuesday at
10 o'clock on the dot

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I do my cat yoga and
I need my yoga mat.

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Namaste.

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Namaste."

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(cheery music)

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- "If you're gonna dress me up
(woman laughs)

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in this ridiculous hat,

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I'm not doin' it for free.

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I'm gonna get paid for it."
- [Female Cat Owner] No!

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(woman laughs)
(clip whooshes)

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(upbeat music)

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- [Female Dog Owner 2]
Archie, you don't drive.

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Gimme the keys.

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Here, gimme the keys.

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Archie.

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Archie.

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Archie.

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- Here we have a dog who's
tired of being left home alone

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and he's taking matters
into his own hands.

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Actually, his mouth, but
don't be too rough on him.

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He's just lonely.

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(cheerful music)

259
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- Seems like this security
service is not so great.

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He can't even lock
down his own lunch.

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(jaunty music)

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- "Yes, officer, two of
them, they stole my package.

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I have it all on
my security camera.

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They were both very big
and really rough-looking.

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One of them might be a boxer.

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00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,203
Please, you've
gotta do something

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about these pooch pirates."

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(clip whooshes)

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- Hey, don't snooze now.

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"Simply Silly" is
coming up next on

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"World's Funniest Animals".

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(energetic music concludes)

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(energetic music)

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You're watching "World's
Funniest Animals"

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and I'm your host
Elizabeth Stanton.

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Animals are just like us.

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Sometimes they act
very intelligent,

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and other times they're
just "Simply Silly".

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(soft music)

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- "So they're all
downstairs watching the game

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and they expect me to
stay upstairs on my bed?

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(Daniel chuckles)

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00:11:53,345 --> 00:11:55,648
Nope, not gonna happen.

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00:11:55,681 --> 00:11:58,184
All right, everybody
make some room.

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The big dog is here."

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(soft music continues)

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(clip whooshes)
(upbeat music)

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- This is the very first video

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of the latest dance craze that's
blowing up on social media.

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(group laughs)

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00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:11,897
The real question
is, which one of them

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actually came up with
this awesome move?

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00:12:15,134 --> 00:12:16,368
(dog scrabbles)

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00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:19,405
(woman laughs)

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00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:22,241
- I think the phrase
that applies here is,

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"if at first you don't
succeed, try using the stairs".

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00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:30,750
(soft music)

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00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:33,219
- "Fortunately for our
four-legged friends,

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fur went out of
fashion a while ago.

300
00:12:35,821 --> 00:12:39,458
But now it is back in
a kinder, gentler way.

301
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:44,130
It is the latest couture
trend, live fur fashion.

302
00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:45,865
You can look cool
and take your pet

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out for a fun outing
at the same time."

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00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,568
(logo whooshes)
(energetic music)

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00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,203
- Now it's time to cool
off and enjoy the water

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because here's our next
segment, "Splish Splash".

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(energetic music concludes)

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00:12:56,575 --> 00:12:57,777
(cheery music)

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00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,945
- "Hey, Goldie, I
think you've got a case

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of 'big fish in a
small pond' syndrome.

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It's time you learn that
I'm the top dog around here

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and you either swim
like I tell you to,

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or you get out of the pool."

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(gentle music)

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- "Ah, it is spa time.

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At Heavenly Waters, we
offer rejuvenating baths

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guaranteed to work
wonders for your skin.

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So dive into the
divine and re-emerge

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with a radiant flow
that only mud can give."

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(dog sneezes)

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00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,144
(clip whooshes)
(upbeat music)

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- Plant-based food
is really taking off.

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Here's a vegan duck soup
that's become very popular.

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It's especially
delicious with quackers.

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(gentle music)

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- [Devon] This penguin is really

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hamming it up for the camera.

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- [Man On Boat] Gonna
make them jealous.

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00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:50,262
- "Hey guys, watch this.

330
00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:52,097
What movie is this from?

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'I'm king of the world.

332
00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:55,701
I'm king of the world.'"

333
00:13:57,536 --> 00:14:00,506
And Jack could have
definitely fit on that door.

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00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:04,376
(gentle music concludes)
(group cheers softly)

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00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,445
(clip whooshes)
(soft drum music)

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00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:10,449
- [Daniel] "When you're big,
you have quite a few options.

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There are big and tall shops,

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plus-sized clothing,
king-sized beds.

339
00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:20,226
But sadly, there are
no plus-sized bathtubs.

340
00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:22,161
Now, does this look comfortable?

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00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:23,329
No.

342
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:27,233
And yes, I do exercise,
thank you very much."

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00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:29,368
(soft drum music continues)

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00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:32,838
(clip whooshes)
(food rattles)

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00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:37,343
(woman screams)
(woman laughs)

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00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,377
(water splashes)

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00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:39,578
- "What are the
two most important

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00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:41,513
rules of horseback riding?

349
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Number one, do not fall off.

350
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Number two, find a
soft place to land.

351
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:48,988
Although she did
forget number one,

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00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:50,155
(woman screams)

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00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:52,157
fortunately she
remembered number two."

354
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:53,092
(water splashes)

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00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,694
(upbeat music)
(logo whooshes)

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- Get ready, we're
going airborne.

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"Taking Flight" next on
"World's Funniest Animals".

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00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:03,102
(bird chirps)

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00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:06,805
(energetic music concludes)

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00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:12,211
(energetic music)

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00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:16,248
Time to head off into
the wild blue yonder

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00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:18,550
in our next segment,
"Taking Flight".

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00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:22,087
(soft music)

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00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:27,226
- "We do not eat on paper
plates in this house.

365
00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:31,430
Okay, if we go on a
picnic, that's different,

366
00:15:31,463 --> 00:15:33,032
but I'll say it again.

367
00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:37,202
We do not eat on paper
plates in this house."

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00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:39,905
(soft music concludes)
(clip whooshes)

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00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,774
(upbeat music)

370
00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:45,044
- "Hey, something's
wrong with my computer.

371
00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:47,546
Yeah, see, I'm typing like crazy

372
00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:50,316
and there's nothing
coming up on the screen.

373
00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:51,550
Oh, wait a minute.

374
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:52,885
Now I see.

375
00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:55,788
Somehow I hit a button and
got it stuck in mirror mode."

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00:15:56,855 --> 00:15:59,458
(soft music)

377
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:04,830
- Now the problem
with TV remotes is

378
00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:06,899
you can never find them.

379
00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:08,901
Well, now that problem is solved

380
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:11,270
with the wise remote locator.

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00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:14,773
Just call out, "who's
got the remote?"

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00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,508
And listen for the response.

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00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:17,443
"Who, who?"

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00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,146
(soft music concludes)

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00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:22,681
(clip whooshes)
(upbeat drum music)

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00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,416
- "Grandma always said,

387
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:26,618
'It's not potatoes,
it's not bread.

388
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:29,655
Spaghetti is the
most universal food.'

389
00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:32,524
And I would always just
scratch my head and wonder,

390
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:34,093
but not anymore.

391
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:35,494
Turns out she was right."

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00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:39,365
(hip hop music)

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00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:41,700
♪ Juicy, juicy ♪

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00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,168
- "Who is this?

395
00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:46,338
It's the latest hip hop
artist to bust a rhyme,

396
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:49,441
and he's ruffling feathers
all over the music scene.

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00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,710
His songs all have a catchy beat

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00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:54,213
and he makes the
chicks' hearts flutter.

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00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:55,481
What's his name?

400
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:57,316
LL Blue Jay.

401
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,551
And he's flyin' up the charts."

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00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:00,652
(logo whooshes)

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00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,054
- What better way to
cap off our episode

404
00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:03,555
than a nice little treat?

405
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:04,990
Our pets love them.

406
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,558
And we'll take a look

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00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:09,328
at exactly that in our
segment "Feeding Frenzy".

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00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:12,364
(upbeat music)

409
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:15,334
- "When you win the lottery,
the next thing you know,

410
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,569
all kinds of friends
and relatives start

411
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:20,039
coming out of the woodwork
with their hands out.

412
00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:23,409
Hey, I'm happy to
share my good fortune,

413
00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:25,511
but this is like playing
whack-a-raccoon."

414
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,982
(clip whooshes)
(energetic music)

415
00:17:30,015 --> 00:17:32,384
- Hummingbird feeders
are a popular way to help

416
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,353
out our feathered
friends and get a chance

417
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:38,390
for a closeup view of these
tiny, beautiful birds.

418
00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:40,692
And best of all, there
are options like this one,

419
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:44,096
that are quick to install
and require no tools.

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00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:49,001
(clip whooshes)
(upbeat music)

421
00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:52,604
- Hey, I realize this is
an all-you-can-eat buffet.

422
00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:55,774
You paid the price now
you wanna enjoy it,

423
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,609
but this is just nuts.

424
00:17:57,643 --> 00:18:00,412
(upbeat music concludes)
(clip whooshes)

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00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,514
(soft music)
(child chatters)

426
00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:07,019
- Okay, this has got to be
the world's largest rabbit.

427
00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:08,587
When he wants a
bite of the apple,

428
00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:11,457
you would be
harebrained to say no.

429
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:14,193
You'd just hop right to
it and give him some,

430
00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:17,329
and hope he doesn't take
your hand off by mistake.

431
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,132
(upbeat music)

432
00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:21,533
- "Oh, okay, which is it?

433
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,569
I always forget, if the
ground hog eats the pizza,

434
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,671
does that mean
spring comes early?"

435
00:18:26,638 --> 00:18:27,406
"Nah, nah.

436
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:28,807
If he eats the pizza

437
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:31,276
that means six more
weeks of winter."

438
00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:34,546
"Oh, okay, so he only
ate half the pizza

439
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:36,915
so that just means three
more weeks, right?"

440
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,318
(wind blows)
- Now, this is Indy,

441
00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:43,722
and Indy's favorite
food in the whole world

442
00:18:43,755 --> 00:18:45,591
is corn on the cob.

443
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,559
- "Now, this is
something we're not used

444
00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:50,095
to eating down
under in Australia.

445
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:53,899
This corn on the cob, I've
only seen it in the movies.

446
00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:55,634
Very American.

447
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:58,637
Hey, nobody told me it
gets stuck in your teeth.

448
00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:02,508
Hey, who's got a
toothbrush or some floss?"

449
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:03,442
(logo whooshes)

450
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:04,743
- Well, that's almost it for us,

451
00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:06,645
but in case you missed
anything along the way,

452
00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:10,249
here's a quick recap of all
of our funniest moments.

453
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:14,319
We had cheeky
chipmunks, happy horses,

454
00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:17,523
porch pirate pooches, duck soup,

455
00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:20,692
clever canines, dancing duos,

456
00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:22,628
and a penguin who's seen Titanic

457
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:25,164
just a few times too many.

458
00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:27,733
(upbeat music)

459
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:34,640
- Thanks so much to our panel,
and thank you for tuning in.

460
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,275
I'm Elizabeth Stanton.

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00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:39,144
We'll see you next time on
"World's Funniest Animals".