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- [Elizabeth Stanton] You don't wanna miss this.
We have impatient parrots,
canines in yoga class,
unlikely landscapers,
terrorizing turkeys,
and a bunny who thinks he's a barber.
- [Elizabeth] All this and more,
right here on World's Funniest Animals.
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Hello and welcome to World's Funniest Animals,
the one-stop shop for all of your funny animal needs.
I'm your host, Elizabeth Stanton,
joined by my partners in crime, Hank and Ruby,
as well as our awesome panelists,
Daniel, Carmen, and Devon.
We are so happy to have you here.
Animals do the most adorable things,
but sometimes we don't catch it on camera.
Thankfully, the owners in this next segment did.
It's just too cute.
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- [Worker] Oh, thank you.
- [Devon Werkheiser] So sad.
Even working like a dog at his security job,
he knows he won't be able to pay the credit card bill.
But the other thing he knows
is he wants that toy! And I want him to have it.
And he's a good boy.
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- [Carmen Hodgson] Okay. What do you call two kids,
an old tire,
some chain, and a cow?
Well, it's udderly fun, of course.
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- [Daniel Curtis Lee] Don't you just hate it
when you work really hard
on a Halloween costume and people just don't get it?
Hey, I am obviously a hot dog.
I am not a hamster
sandwich.
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- [Carmen] Okay, everyone inhale.
Exhale.
Downward facing dog.
That's okay, Fluffy.
If you can't get it,
just do what your body tells you to do.
Don't you just hate it when there's
that one move that should come easy
but you just can't quite get it?
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- [Devon] There have been many Olympic teams that were not
favored to win, but they still captured the world's
attention. The Jamaican bobsled team
and the Afghan Women's soccer team, for example.
Well, get ready for the Pomeranian skateboard team
guaranteed to win gold in the hearts
of fans around the world.
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(crowd cheers)
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- Well, just when you think you've got things
all figured out, guess what?
Give up?
Well, here's Surprise.
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- [Carmen] Okay.
I'll just be real quiet.
Here she comes.
Gotcha!
(woman yells)
- You scared me!
- [Carmen] Finally, a little payback for all those times
you made me jump with loud noises, and that stupid
remote-controlled car.
Gotcha!
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- [Devon] Here's a German-engineered
security device that is
guaranteed to make porch pirates never return to your house.
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That's how you take a bite out of crime.
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- [Daniel] Wow. This car wash really offers some excellent
detail work, and I like that the car smells
like sweet clover when they get done.
(breaths deeply)
Ah.
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- [Carmen] Okay. I'll just stay perfectly still
and they won't even know that I'm here.
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Oh my gosh, it worked.
Fantastic! Time to go in the pool. Open house!
Woo!
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- [Woman] Have you looked in your window?
Look in your window please.
- [Devon] Oh, I'm afraid this kid is gonna get a bad
reputation around town for telling tall tales.
Who's gonna believe it when he says a huge moose came
and knocked on my window to say hi?
No, it really happened!
Honest! Scout's honor.
Yeah, right, kid.
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- I'm not going to let our panel have all the fun.
So here are some of my favorite clips.
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What happens when you dress
up your pet squirrel in a cowboy outfit?
Not much, apparently.
Oh, there. He actually moved.
It looks like he's petrified with humiliation.
He can hear all the other squirrels
in the neighborhood giggling.
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Wow, that must have been a really good joke.
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This dog loves video gaming,
and what he lacks in accuracy, he makes up with speed.
(dog's nails clack against screen)
(chicken clucks at dog)
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No matter how big you are,
you have the right to stand up for yourself,
even if you only have two legs instead of four.
Excuse me, big dog.
But this is totally uncalled for.
We have only one barnyard and we all have to share.
Thank you very much.
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In Japan, it is proper etiquette to bow as a greeting
and as a way of saying thanks.
It is so ingrained in the culture,
that even the deer are careful to do it.
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- [Elizabeth] Stick around for even more hilarious animal
videos with Down On the Farm,
next on World's Funniest Animals.
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- You're watching World's Funniest Animals,
and I'm your host Elizabeth Stanton.
And in this next segment,
we're gonna head out to the country.
Yeehaw! Let's spend some time down on the farm.
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- [Daniel] When you're a rancher, grooming
is a daily chore.
This thoughtful horse has found a way to return the favor.
He decided to pony up on the old saying
if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
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- [Devon] Here, we're watching a training session
on the farm.
Ah...
Horses?
I suggest whatever she says, do the opposite.
Then you'll be all right.
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- [Carmen] Well, we definitely know who wears the pants
around this barnyard.
(Carmen imitates chicken squawk)
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- [Woman] Hey, where's my fan club?
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- [Devon] We know herding cats is very difficult,
but when it's this many cats in the herd,
I'd say it's completely impossible.
You're not telling them where to go.
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- [Daniel] Don't you just hate when you're out grazing
on a hot day, and you need to stay cool in the shade,
but you notice that the grass is greener somewhere else?
Here's an invention that solves all that.
It's a self-propelled mobile outdoor air conditioner.
Genius.
(Daniel laughs)
Now that's adding some brain power to the horse power.
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- Animals are full of surprises.
So how can you know what they're going to do next?
Easy. Just expect the unexpected.
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- [Devon] This cat is specially trained to detect bills
in the mail slot and just push them back out.
Wow. Don't we all wish we had one of those?
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(Daniel imitates cat's meow)
- [Daniel] I worked so long to get this corner office,
and now you think you can just bring all your stuff in here.
Go ahead.
Just keep stacking it on up.
You can pile it all the way up to the ceiling
if you want, but I am not moving.
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- [Devon] These two are in a hurry to get out on their walk.
- [Dog Owner] Oh!
- [Devon] Well, looks like one of them was
in a little bigger hurry than the other.
Yikes.
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(whooshing sound)
(electronic music) - So you told the
stylist exactly how short you want it cut
but whoops.
Guess they had a different idea.
Oh, well too late now.
I guess just go for it.
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- [Daniel We know who let the dogs out is a common question.
But who let the dogs in?
That's what I want to know.
Oh... (laughs) Asked and answered.
I should have known it was the tortoise.
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- [Elizabeth] We have one of my all time favorite segments.
Simply Silly, coming up next
on World's Funniest Animals.
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- Welcome back to World's Funniest Animals.
I can't wait to show you this next segment.
Sometimes our pets can be lazy
or sometimes hyper,
and other times the only way to
explain their behavior is simply silly.
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- [Carmen] These are Swiss cows.
How do I know? They can yodel!
(voice yodels off-screen)
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(woman laughs)
- [Woman] Come on. You can do it!
- [Devon] Hey, bro.
What's a surf dog do when there's no waves?
You just gotta go with the flow and get creative, dude.
Oh yeah.
This is gnarly.
Right on, bro. (laughs)
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- [Daniel] Whether you have a golf course sized yard
or a mini city lawn, here at Mow Magic,
we have the right mower for you.
Here's a head-to-head demonstration
of our two best-selling models.
Both are self-propelled and eco-friendly
and both are guaranteed to eat
like a horse and work like a dog.
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- [Devon] You know you're getting older
when it's becoming harder
and harder to get up out of your favorite chair
and do those chores you've been putting off.
Oh, my sciatica's acting up again!
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(whooshing sound)
(woman laughs)
- [Carmen] I can't decide whether this dog is infested
with fleas or he just has a nervous tick.
Either way, he needs some help.
And if anybody has a good idea, he's all ears.
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- Animals are usually patient, but just like us,
they have their limits, and when they
reach them, it's time to stop what you're doing.
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- [Devon] There. He finally got fed up
and took matters into his own hands.
Actually, his beak.
Stop with the eye makeup in the rear view mirror.
Just drive the car, Karen!
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- [Carmen] You know you've been driving too long
when you look out your window
and you see the world's largest bird right next to you.
Okay, you've got a bad case of highway hypnosis.
Take your brain off cruise control,
pull over, and just take a nap.
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- [Daniel] Introducing Cata-log off,
the new solution to your computer fatigue problems.
Every 30 minutes, it reminds you to take a time out
and stretch those legs.
It's your own purr-sonal assistant reminding you to
take that much needed paws.
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- [Carmen] Okay. He's that awkward one
always in the back of the club.
But girl, if he drums up the courage
to ask you to dance, say yes!
Sure, he's kind of clumsy, but he's probably
just a big teddy bear, a sheep in wolf's clothing.
You never know!
He might end up sweeping you right off your feet.
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- [Daniel] Hey, you should listen to your cat.
Yes, you were up really late last night,
and now it's morning and you gotta get to work,
but you're still so asleep, you can barely tie your shoes.
Like I said, listen to your cat.
You are forgetting today is
wear your flip flops to work day.
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- [Driver] What are you guys doing?
(Turkeys vocalize)
Huh? What's the problem.
Hey, look out, look out, look out.
- [Devon] Don't you just hate when you're cruising along
in the fast lane,
and some turkeys up ahead are going way too slow?
Hey, move over!
I'm stuck here in a really fowl traffic jam
going nowhere while my car is just gobbling up gas.
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Two turkey puns!
Two!
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- [Elizabeth] We put the old phrase to the test to see
if it applies to animals in our segment
Opposites Attract, next on World's Funniest Animals.
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- Welcome back to World's Funniest Animals.
This is one of my favorite segments where
we challenge all the preconceived notions
about which animals do and do not get along
In our segment Opposites Attract.
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- [Daniel] Well, these two definitely have something
in common, and it's gonna be a close call to see which one
of them will win the ugly Christmas sweater contest.
I think it'll be the pug.
No, maybe the cat.
He is a really strong contender.
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- [Devon] Opposites attract for different reasons.
The dog is drawn to the duck
because he's caring, gentle, and downy, soft and cuddly.
The duck is attracted to the dog
because he has lots of kibble stuck to his whiskers.
It's a win-win.
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- [Carmen] Finally, I found an easy way
to tire this silly cat out, so he'll let me sleep.
Okay, now I think that's enough.
Now chill out, okay?
It's nap time. Shh.
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- [Devon] Now this is a new kind of bird feeder,
and I'd say it is taking laziness to a whole new level.
Okay. At almost any restaurant, someone will bring the food
to the table for you,
but I've never been
to one where they actually put the food in my mouth.
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- Now it's a special time our animals love,
and we do too.
Here's Toy Time.
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(bird rattles toy)
- [Carmen] Now, here's a Cockatoo
who really knows how to sock it to ya.
Just give a listen
as he lays down a groove guaranteed to get you
shaking a tail feather.
Yep. His timing?
Impeck-able.
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(bird rattles toy)
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- [Devon] These remote controlled toys are so much fun.
No, left.
No, left!
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- [Daniel] Come on, old boy.
I know you've had a rough night, but I'll get you up to bed.
There you go.
Ha ha.
You get a good night's sleep,
and you'll feel like a million bucks in the morning.
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- [Devon] It's easy to feel lost in the pack,
but don't worry.
Soon enough, that special
something that sets you apart will shine through.
And there you'll be standing head and tail above the rest,
not lost in the pack, but leading it.
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And if that doesn't happen, just go
for it and knock the rest of them outta the way.
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- [Daniel] Calling all do-it-yourself-ers.
Ready to make your dull floor shine?
Come on down to Ruff and Ready rentals
and ask for our bark and buff special.
Take home our most powerful floor polisher,
and you'll have a smooth shiny floor
before you can shake a stick at it.
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- [Carmen] It's hard to get housework done
when you have an active dog in the house
always wanting attention.
Now there's an answer, the meat mop.
It's a housekeeping game changer and chew toy,
all in one.
Infused with the irresistible aroma of pork chops.
It'll turn any sad puppy into a happy helper.
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- Well, that's almost it for us,
but in case you missed anything along the way,
here's a quick recap of all of our funniest moments.
We had a peak -a -moose,
a cat stampede,
a hair stylist,
a tortoise that doesn't knock,
and a couple of canines
who are quite clever at camouflage.
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- [Elizabeth] Thanks so much to our panel
and thank you for tuning in.
I'm Elizabeth Stanton.
We'll see you next time on World's Funniest Animals.