1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:01,601 (upbeat music) 2 00:00:01,634 --> 00:00:03,203 - [Elizabeth Stanton] You don't wanna miss this. 3 00:00:03,236 --> 00:00:05,638 We have impatient parrots, 4 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:07,907 canines in yoga class, 5 00:00:07,941 --> 00:00:10,477 unlikely landscapers, 6 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,545 terrorizing turkeys, 7 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:15,648 and a bunny who thinks he's a barber. 8 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:16,883 - [Elizabeth] All this and more, 9 00:00:16,916 --> 00:00:19,019 right here on World's Funniest Animals. 10 00:00:19,052 --> 00:00:21,054 (whimsical music) 11 00:00:21,087 --> 00:00:24,190 Hello and welcome to World's Funniest Animals, 12 00:00:24,224 --> 00:00:27,560 the one-stop shop for all of your funny animal needs. 13 00:00:27,594 --> 00:00:29,429 I'm your host, Elizabeth Stanton, 14 00:00:29,462 --> 00:00:32,499 joined by my partners in crime, Hank and Ruby, 15 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:34,567 as well as our awesome panelists, 16 00:00:34,601 --> 00:00:36,336 Daniel, Carmen, and Devon. 17 00:00:36,369 --> 00:00:38,705 We are so happy to have you here. 18 00:00:38,738 --> 00:00:40,707 Animals do the most adorable things, 19 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:43,610 but sometimes we don't catch it on camera. 20 00:00:43,643 --> 00:00:46,513 Thankfully, the owners in this next segment did. 21 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:47,814 It's just too cute. 22 00:00:50,417 --> 00:00:52,052 (playful music) 23 00:00:52,085 --> 00:00:53,520 - [Worker] Oh, thank you. 24 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:54,888 - [Devon Werkheiser] So sad. 25 00:00:54,921 --> 00:00:57,424 Even working like a dog at his security job, 26 00:00:57,457 --> 00:01:00,760 he knows he won't be able to pay the credit card bill. 27 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:02,262 But the other thing he knows 28 00:01:02,295 --> 00:01:04,931 is he wants that toy! And I want him to have it. 29 00:01:04,964 --> 00:01:06,766 And he's a good boy. 30 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:10,103 (jaunty guitar music) 31 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:16,476 - [Carmen Hodgson] Okay. What do you call two kids, 32 00:01:16,509 --> 00:01:17,744 an old tire, 33 00:01:17,777 --> 00:01:19,479 some chain, and a cow? 34 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:23,750 Well, it's udderly fun, of course. 35 00:01:23,783 --> 00:01:26,786 (jaunty music continues) 36 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:27,620 (whooshing sound) 37 00:01:27,654 --> 00:01:30,457 (upbeat music) 38 00:01:31,624 --> 00:01:32,492 - [Daniel Curtis Lee] Don't you just hate it 39 00:01:32,525 --> 00:01:33,927 when you work really hard 40 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:37,497 on a Halloween costume and people just don't get it? 41 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:41,167 Hey, I am obviously a hot dog. 42 00:01:41,201 --> 00:01:42,802 I am not a hamster 43 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:44,070 sandwich. 44 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,271 (whooshing sound) 45 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:46,306 (playful music) 46 00:01:46,339 --> 00:01:48,541 - [Carmen] Okay, everyone inhale. 47 00:01:49,676 --> 00:01:50,677 Exhale. 48 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:52,779 Downward facing dog. 49 00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:53,580 That's okay, Fluffy. 50 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:55,081 If you can't get it, 51 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:58,351 just do what your body tells you to do. 52 00:01:58,384 --> 00:02:00,019 Don't you just hate it when there's 53 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:01,754 that one move that should come easy 54 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:04,357 but you just can't quite get it? 55 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:08,595 (playful music) 56 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:09,963 (energetic music) 57 00:02:09,996 --> 00:02:11,798 - [Devon] There have been many Olympic teams that were not 58 00:02:11,831 --> 00:02:14,767 favored to win, but they still captured the world's 59 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:17,337 attention. The Jamaican bobsled team 60 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:20,673 and the Afghan Women's soccer team, for example. 61 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:24,844 Well, get ready for the Pomeranian skateboard team 62 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:27,180 guaranteed to win gold in the hearts 63 00:02:27,213 --> 00:02:28,982 of fans around the world. 64 00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:30,283 (energetic music) 65 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:31,551 (crowd cheers) 66 00:02:31,584 --> 00:02:32,719 (whooshing sound) 67 00:02:32,752 --> 00:02:34,554 - Well, just when you think you've got things 68 00:02:34,587 --> 00:02:36,656 all figured out, guess what? 69 00:02:36,689 --> 00:02:37,457 Give up? 70 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:39,359 Well, here's Surprise. 71 00:02:39,392 --> 00:02:42,262 (energetic music) 72 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:44,731 - [Carmen] Okay. 73 00:02:44,764 --> 00:02:46,399 I'll just be real quiet. 74 00:02:48,735 --> 00:02:49,502 Here she comes. 75 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:51,838 Gotcha! 76 00:02:51,871 --> 00:02:52,639 (woman yells) 77 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:54,340 - You scared me! 78 00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:56,843 - [Carmen] Finally, a little payback for all those times 79 00:02:56,876 --> 00:03:00,313 you made me jump with loud noises, and that stupid 80 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:02,916 remote-controlled car. 81 00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:03,883 Gotcha! 82 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:06,753 (energetic music) 83 00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:07,654 (whooshing sound) 84 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:08,821 (energetic music) 85 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:10,723 - [Devon] Here's a German-engineered 86 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:12,258 security device that is 87 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:14,994 guaranteed to make porch pirates never return to your house. 88 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:18,865 (upbeat electronic music) 89 00:03:18,898 --> 00:03:21,100 That's how you take a bite out of crime. 90 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:22,402 (whooshing sound) 91 00:03:22,435 --> 00:03:26,706 (upbeat electronic music continues) 92 00:03:26,739 --> 00:03:30,376 - [Daniel] Wow. This car wash really offers some excellent 93 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:32,912 detail work, and I like that the car smells 94 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:35,915 like sweet clover when they get done. 95 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:37,050 (breaths deeply) 96 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:38,117 Ah. 97 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:40,787 (energetic music) 98 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:41,588 (whooshing sound) 99 00:03:41,621 --> 00:03:44,691 (electronic music) 100 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,793 - [Carmen] Okay. I'll just stay perfectly still 101 00:03:46,826 --> 00:03:48,695 and they won't even know that I'm here. 102 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:52,765 (electronic music continues) 103 00:03:54,634 --> 00:03:56,536 Oh my gosh, it worked. 104 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:59,939 Fantastic! Time to go in the pool. Open house! 105 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:00,940 Woo! 106 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:03,710 (energetic music) 107 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:04,744 (whooshing sound) 108 00:04:04,777 --> 00:04:08,548 (suspenseful music) 109 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:10,149 - [Woman] Have you looked in your window? 110 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:12,919 Look in your window please. 111 00:04:12,952 --> 00:04:15,922 - [Devon] Oh, I'm afraid this kid is gonna get a bad 112 00:04:15,955 --> 00:04:19,325 reputation around town for telling tall tales. 113 00:04:19,359 --> 00:04:22,295 Who's gonna believe it when he says a huge moose came 114 00:04:22,328 --> 00:04:24,764 and knocked on my window to say hi? 115 00:04:24,797 --> 00:04:26,165 No, it really happened! 116 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:28,501 Honest! Scout's honor. 117 00:04:28,534 --> 00:04:29,769 Yeah, right, kid. 118 00:04:29,802 --> 00:04:31,904 (suspenseful music continues) 119 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,339 (whooshing sound) 120 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:35,074 - I'm not going to let our panel have all the fun. 121 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,110 So here are some of my favorite clips. 122 00:04:37,143 --> 00:04:39,746 (energetic music) 123 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,748 (energetic music continues) 124 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:43,082 What happens when you dress 125 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,952 up your pet squirrel in a cowboy outfit? 126 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:48,755 Not much, apparently. 127 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:51,624 Oh, there. He actually moved. 128 00:04:51,658 --> 00:04:54,627 It looks like he's petrified with humiliation. 129 00:04:54,661 --> 00:04:56,195 He can hear all the other squirrels 130 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:57,897 in the neighborhood giggling. 131 00:04:58,865 --> 00:04:59,632 (whooshing sound) 132 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:01,434 (playful music) 133 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:05,038 Wow, that must have been a really good joke. 134 00:05:05,071 --> 00:05:05,838 (whooshing sound) 135 00:05:05,872 --> 00:05:07,707 (energetic music) 136 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:10,209 This dog loves video gaming, 137 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:14,547 and what he lacks in accuracy, he makes up with speed. 138 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:18,618 (dog's nails clack against screen) 139 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:19,385 (chicken clucks at dog) 140 00:05:19,419 --> 00:05:21,521 (sprightly guitar music) 141 00:05:21,554 --> 00:05:23,022 No matter how big you are, 142 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:25,325 you have the right to stand up for yourself, 143 00:05:25,358 --> 00:05:28,861 even if you only have two legs instead of four. 144 00:05:28,895 --> 00:05:30,730 Excuse me, big dog. 145 00:05:30,763 --> 00:05:33,066 But this is totally uncalled for. 146 00:05:33,099 --> 00:05:36,836 We have only one barnyard and we all have to share. 147 00:05:36,869 --> 00:05:37,870 Thank you very much. 148 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:42,041 (sprightly guitar music continues) 149 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:44,243 (gentle string music) 150 00:05:44,277 --> 00:05:47,880 In Japan, it is proper etiquette to bow as a greeting 151 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:49,549 and as a way of saying thanks. 152 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:52,752 It is so ingrained in the culture, 153 00:05:52,785 --> 00:05:55,321 that even the deer are careful to do it. 154 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:58,925 (gentle music continues) 155 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:01,894 (whooshing sound) 156 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:03,930 - [Elizabeth] Stick around for even more hilarious animal 157 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:05,832 videos with Down On the Farm, 158 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:08,000 next on World's Funniest Animals. 159 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:11,070 (upbeat music swells) 160 00:06:14,974 --> 00:06:18,177 (upbeat music swells again) 161 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,912 - You're watching World's Funniest Animals, 162 00:06:19,946 --> 00:06:22,448 and I'm your host Elizabeth Stanton. 163 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:23,850 And in this next segment, 164 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:25,885 we're gonna head out to the country. 165 00:06:25,918 --> 00:06:29,255 Yeehaw! Let's spend some time down on the farm. 166 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:33,926 (energetic music) 167 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,962 - [Daniel] When you're a rancher, grooming 168 00:06:35,995 --> 00:06:37,930 is a daily chore. 169 00:06:37,964 --> 00:06:41,634 This thoughtful horse has found a way to return the favor. 170 00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:44,604 He decided to pony up on the old saying 171 00:06:44,637 --> 00:06:47,473 if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. 172 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:50,576 (energetic music continues) 173 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:51,878 (whooshing sound) 174 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:53,880 - [Devon] Here, we're watching a training session 175 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:55,014 on the farm. 176 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:57,717 Ah... 177 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:58,951 Horses? 178 00:06:58,985 --> 00:07:02,922 I suggest whatever she says, do the opposite. 179 00:07:02,955 --> 00:07:04,757 Then you'll be all right. 180 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:06,426 (energetic music) 181 00:07:06,459 --> 00:07:07,326 (whooshing sound) 182 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:10,396 (upbeat electronic music) 183 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,965 - [Carmen] Well, we definitely know who wears the pants 184 00:07:12,999 --> 00:07:14,133 around this barnyard. 185 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:15,435 (Carmen imitates chicken squawk) 186 00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:17,770 (upbeat electronic music continues) 187 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:19,338 - [Woman] Hey, where's my fan club? 188 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:22,275 (energetic music) 189 00:07:23,709 --> 00:07:26,979 - [Devon] We know herding cats is very difficult, 190 00:07:27,013 --> 00:07:29,081 but when it's this many cats in the herd, 191 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:30,917 I'd say it's completely impossible. 192 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:33,186 You're not telling them where to go. 193 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:34,821 (energetic music swells) 194 00:07:34,854 --> 00:07:36,189 (whooshing sound) 195 00:07:36,222 --> 00:07:39,692 - [Daniel] Don't you just hate when you're out grazing 196 00:07:39,725 --> 00:07:43,529 on a hot day, and you need to stay cool in the shade, 197 00:07:43,563 --> 00:07:47,099 but you notice that the grass is greener somewhere else? 198 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,869 Here's an invention that solves all that. 199 00:07:49,902 --> 00:07:53,973 It's a self-propelled mobile outdoor air conditioner. 200 00:07:54,006 --> 00:07:54,941 Genius. 201 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,542 (Daniel laughs) 202 00:07:56,576 --> 00:07:59,712 Now that's adding some brain power to the horse power. 203 00:07:59,745 --> 00:08:03,182 (energetic music) 204 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:04,116 (whooshing sound) 205 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:05,985 - Animals are full of surprises. 206 00:08:06,018 --> 00:08:09,288 So how can you know what they're going to do next? 207 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:12,525 Easy. Just expect the unexpected. 208 00:08:12,558 --> 00:08:14,393 (energetic music) 209 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:17,096 (playful music) 210 00:08:18,698 --> 00:08:21,634 - [Devon] This cat is specially trained to detect bills 211 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:25,037 in the mail slot and just push them back out. 212 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:27,907 Wow. Don't we all wish we had one of those? 213 00:08:27,940 --> 00:08:31,177 (playful music continues) 214 00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:31,978 (whooshing sound) 215 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:34,680 (playful music) 216 00:08:41,053 --> 00:08:42,655 (Daniel imitates cat's meow) 217 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:44,490 - [Daniel] I worked so long to get this corner office, 218 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:47,894 and now you think you can just bring all your stuff in here. 219 00:08:47,927 --> 00:08:48,995 Go ahead. 220 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:50,997 Just keep stacking it on up. 221 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:53,099 You can pile it all the way up to the ceiling 222 00:08:53,132 --> 00:08:56,035 if you want, but I am not moving. 223 00:08:56,068 --> 00:08:59,539 (playful music continues) 224 00:09:03,643 --> 00:09:04,410 (whooshing sound) 225 00:09:04,443 --> 00:09:06,012 (energetic music) 226 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:08,714 - [Devon] These two are in a hurry to get out on their walk. 227 00:09:08,748 --> 00:09:10,049 - [Dog Owner] Oh! 228 00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:12,184 - [Devon] Well, looks like one of them was 229 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,720 in a little bigger hurry than the other. 230 00:09:14,754 --> 00:09:15,855 Yikes. 231 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:17,189 (energetic music continues) 232 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:18,291 (whooshing sound) 233 00:09:18,324 --> 00:09:19,525 (electronic music) - So you told the 234 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:23,029 stylist exactly how short you want it cut 235 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,564 but whoops. 236 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:26,232 Guess they had a different idea. 237 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,868 Oh, well too late now. 238 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:30,903 I guess just go for it. 239 00:09:30,937 --> 00:09:33,806 (energetic music) 240 00:09:35,007 --> 00:09:36,409 (energetic music continues) 241 00:09:36,442 --> 00:09:40,246 - [Daniel We know who let the dogs out is a common question. 242 00:09:40,279 --> 00:09:42,248 But who let the dogs in? 243 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:45,184 That's what I want to know. 244 00:09:46,452 --> 00:09:49,789 Oh... (laughs) Asked and answered. 245 00:09:49,822 --> 00:09:51,757 I should have known it was the tortoise. 246 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:54,794 (energetic music) 247 00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:56,162 (whooshing sound) 248 00:09:56,195 --> 00:09:58,631 - [Elizabeth] We have one of my all time favorite segments. 249 00:09:58,664 --> 00:10:00,433 Simply Silly, coming up next 250 00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:02,134 on World's Funniest Animals. 251 00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:05,805 (energetic music swells) 252 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:11,978 (energetic music swells again) 253 00:10:12,011 --> 00:10:14,113 - Welcome back to World's Funniest Animals. 254 00:10:14,146 --> 00:10:17,016 I can't wait to show you this next segment. 255 00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:19,185 Sometimes our pets can be lazy 256 00:10:19,218 --> 00:10:20,519 or sometimes hyper, 257 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:22,154 and other times the only way to 258 00:10:22,188 --> 00:10:25,591 explain their behavior is simply silly. 259 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,259 (energetic music) 260 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,195 - [Carmen] These are Swiss cows. 261 00:10:29,228 --> 00:10:32,832 How do I know? They can yodel! 262 00:10:32,865 --> 00:10:36,335 (voice yodels off-screen) 263 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,974 (whooshing sound) 264 00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:44,410 (woman laughs) 265 00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:49,482 - [Woman] Come on. You can do it! 266 00:10:49,515 --> 00:10:51,317 - [Devon] Hey, bro. 267 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:54,654 What's a surf dog do when there's no waves? 268 00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:59,158 You just gotta go with the flow and get creative, dude. 269 00:10:59,191 --> 00:11:00,126 Oh yeah. 270 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:01,727 This is gnarly. 271 00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:05,231 Right on, bro. (laughs) 272 00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:06,165 (whooshing sound) 273 00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:09,335 (gentle music) 274 00:11:09,368 --> 00:11:11,570 - [Daniel] Whether you have a golf course sized yard 275 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:14,907 or a mini city lawn, here at Mow Magic, 276 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:17,243 we have the right mower for you. 277 00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:18,844 Here's a head-to-head demonstration 278 00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:21,080 of our two best-selling models. 279 00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:23,549 Both are self-propelled and eco-friendly 280 00:11:23,582 --> 00:11:25,918 and both are guaranteed to eat 281 00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:28,387 like a horse and work like a dog. 282 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:32,358 (gentle music continues) 283 00:11:32,391 --> 00:11:33,392 (whooshing sound) 284 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:34,493 - [Devon] You know you're getting older 285 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:35,761 when it's becoming harder 286 00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:38,097 and harder to get up out of your favorite chair 287 00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:40,866 and do those chores you've been putting off. 288 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:44,336 Oh, my sciatica's acting up again! 289 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:47,773 (gentle music continues) 290 00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:49,275 (whooshing sound) 291 00:11:49,308 --> 00:11:51,977 (woman laughs) 292 00:11:53,312 --> 00:11:55,514 - [Carmen] I can't decide whether this dog is infested 293 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,451 with fleas or he just has a nervous tick. 294 00:11:58,484 --> 00:12:01,287 Either way, he needs some help. 295 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:04,256 And if anybody has a good idea, he's all ears. 296 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:06,692 (energetic music) 297 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,260 (whooshing sound) 298 00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:10,463 - Animals are usually patient, but just like us, 299 00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:12,798 they have their limits, and when they 300 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:15,935 reach them, it's time to stop what you're doing. 301 00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:17,703 (energetic music swells) 302 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,271 (gentle music) 303 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:21,207 - [Devon] There. He finally got fed up 304 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,276 and took matters into his own hands. 305 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,878 Actually, his beak. 306 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:28,214 Stop with the eye makeup in the rear view mirror. 307 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,782 Just drive the car, Karen! 308 00:12:29,815 --> 00:12:32,885 (gentle music continues) 309 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:33,652 (whooshing sound) 310 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,254 (playful music) 311 00:12:35,287 --> 00:12:36,589 - [Carmen] You know you've been driving too long 312 00:12:36,622 --> 00:12:38,090 when you look out your window 313 00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:42,094 and you see the world's largest bird right next to you. 314 00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:45,264 Okay, you've got a bad case of highway hypnosis. 315 00:12:45,297 --> 00:12:47,233 Take your brain off cruise control, 316 00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:49,268 pull over, and just take a nap. 317 00:12:49,301 --> 00:12:51,403 (playful music continues) 318 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:52,171 (whooshing sound) 319 00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:53,405 (energetic music) 320 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,508 - [Daniel] Introducing Cata-log off, 321 00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:58,844 the new solution to your computer fatigue problems. 322 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:02,114 Every 30 minutes, it reminds you to take a time out 323 00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:03,949 and stretch those legs. 324 00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:07,686 It's your own purr-sonal assistant reminding you to 325 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,589 take that much needed paws. 326 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,492 (energetic music continues) 327 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:14,293 (whooshing sound) 328 00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:15,494 (dance music) 329 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,363 - [Carmen] Okay. He's that awkward one 330 00:13:17,396 --> 00:13:19,298 always in the back of the club. 331 00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:21,267 But girl, if he drums up the courage 332 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,836 to ask you to dance, say yes! 333 00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:26,272 Sure, he's kind of clumsy, but he's probably 334 00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:29,275 just a big teddy bear, a sheep in wolf's clothing. 335 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,210 You never know! 336 00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:34,380 He might end up sweeping you right off your feet. 337 00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:37,783 (energetic music continues) 338 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:38,551 (whooshing sound) 339 00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:41,020 (Reggae music) 340 00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:44,156 - [Daniel] Hey, you should listen to your cat. 341 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:46,525 Yes, you were up really late last night, 342 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:49,461 and now it's morning and you gotta get to work, 343 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:53,199 but you're still so asleep, you can barely tie your shoes. 344 00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:56,402 Like I said, listen to your cat. 345 00:13:56,435 --> 00:13:58,337 You are forgetting today is 346 00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:00,406 wear your flip flops to work day. 347 00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:03,909 (Reggae music continues) 348 00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:06,912 (whooshing sound) 349 00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:17,423 - [Driver] What are you guys doing? 350 00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:18,224 (Turkeys vocalize) 351 00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:19,191 Huh? What's the problem. 352 00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:22,161 Hey, look out, look out, look out. 353 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,496 - [Devon] Don't you just hate when you're cruising along 354 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,865 in the fast lane, 355 00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:28,601 and some turkeys up ahead are going way too slow? 356 00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:31,003 Hey, move over! 357 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:35,040 I'm stuck here in a really fowl traffic jam 358 00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:39,411 going nowhere while my car is just gobbling up gas. 359 00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:40,379 (energetic music) 360 00:14:40,412 --> 00:14:42,548 Two turkey puns! 361 00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:44,016 Two! 362 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,384 (whooshing sound) 363 00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:46,585 - [Elizabeth] We put the old phrase to the test to see 364 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,587 if it applies to animals in our segment 365 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:52,558 Opposites Attract, next on World's Funniest Animals. 366 00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:55,928 (energetic music swells) 367 00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:01,901 (energetic music swells again) 368 00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:04,236 - Welcome back to World's Funniest Animals. 369 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:06,605 This is one of my favorite segments where 370 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,908 we challenge all the preconceived notions 371 00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:12,111 about which animals do and do not get along 372 00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:14,480 In our segment Opposites Attract. 373 00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:17,783 (energetic music swells) 374 00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:19,451 (playful music) 375 00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:20,920 - [Daniel] Well, these two definitely have something 376 00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:24,089 in common, and it's gonna be a close call to see which one 377 00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:27,159 of them will win the ugly Christmas sweater contest. 378 00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:29,361 I think it'll be the pug. 379 00:15:30,195 --> 00:15:31,964 No, maybe the cat. 380 00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:33,766 He is a really strong contender. 381 00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:36,669 (energetic music) 382 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,308 - [Devon] Opposites attract for different reasons. 383 00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:43,742 The dog is drawn to the duck 384 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:47,680 because he's caring, gentle, and downy, soft and cuddly. 385 00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:50,015 The duck is attracted to the dog 386 00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:53,419 because he has lots of kibble stuck to his whiskers. 387 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:54,586 It's a win-win. 388 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,422 (energetic music swells) 389 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:59,191 (energetic music) 390 00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:01,427 - [Carmen] Finally, I found an easy way 391 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:04,663 to tire this silly cat out, so he'll let me sleep. 392 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,365 Okay, now I think that's enough. 393 00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:08,167 Now chill out, okay? 394 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,868 It's nap time. Shh. 395 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:12,204 (energetic music continues) 396 00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:14,606 (energetic music) 397 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,609 - [Devon] Now this is a new kind of bird feeder, 398 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:21,113 and I'd say it is taking laziness to a whole new level. 399 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:23,882 Okay. At almost any restaurant, someone will bring the food 400 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:25,517 to the table for you, 401 00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:26,952 but I've never been 402 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:30,789 to one where they actually put the food in my mouth. 403 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,192 (energetic music) 404 00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:34,493 (whooshing sound) 405 00:16:34,526 --> 00:16:36,695 - Now it's a special time our animals love, 406 00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,197 and we do too. 407 00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:39,565 Here's Toy Time. 408 00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:41,233 (energetic music swells) 409 00:16:41,266 --> 00:16:42,568 (electronic music) 410 00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:45,571 (bird rattles toy) 411 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,542 - [Carmen] Now, here's a Cockatoo 412 00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:53,746 who really knows how to sock it to ya. 413 00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:55,047 Just give a listen 414 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,482 as he lays down a groove guaranteed to get you 415 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,484 shaking a tail feather. 416 00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,586 Yep. His timing? 417 00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:02,488 Impeck-able. 418 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,490 (electronic music continues) 419 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:05,391 (bird rattles toy) 420 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:06,592 (whooshing sound) 421 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:09,194 - [Devon] These remote controlled toys are so much fun. 422 00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:11,063 No, left. 423 00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:11,897 No, left! 424 00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:14,500 (upbeat music) 425 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:15,701 (whooshing sound) 426 00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:18,470 (electronic music) 427 00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:25,577 - [Daniel] Come on, old boy. 428 00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:30,449 I know you've had a rough night, but I'll get you up to bed. 429 00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:32,684 There you go. 430 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:33,719 Ha ha. 431 00:17:33,752 --> 00:17:35,521 You get a good night's sleep, 432 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:40,426 and you'll feel like a million bucks in the morning. 433 00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:41,226 (whooshing sound) 434 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,695 (upbeat music) 435 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,532 - [Devon] It's easy to feel lost in the pack, 436 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:47,766 but don't worry. 437 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,401 Soon enough, that special 438 00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:51,970 something that sets you apart will shine through. 439 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:55,741 And there you'll be standing head and tail above the rest, 440 00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:58,210 not lost in the pack, but leading it. 441 00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:59,445 (energetic music continues) 442 00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:01,113 And if that doesn't happen, just go 443 00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:02,548 for it and knock the rest of them outta the way. 444 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:06,151 (energetic music swells) 445 00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:06,952 (whooshing sound) 446 00:18:06,985 --> 00:18:09,988 (playful music) 447 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:12,391 - [Daniel] Calling all do-it-yourself-ers. 448 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,726 Ready to make your dull floor shine? 449 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,396 Come on down to Ruff and Ready rentals 450 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,965 and ask for our bark and buff special. 451 00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:22,768 Take home our most powerful floor polisher, 452 00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:25,637 and you'll have a smooth shiny floor 453 00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:28,006 before you can shake a stick at it. 454 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:28,807 (whooshing sound) 455 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:31,677 (playful music) 456 00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:33,579 - [Carmen] It's hard to get housework done 457 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,247 when you have an active dog in the house 458 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,748 always wanting attention. 459 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,852 Now there's an answer, the meat mop. 460 00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:42,421 It's a housekeeping game changer and chew toy, 461 00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,622 all in one. 462 00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:46,658 Infused with the irresistible aroma of pork chops. 463 00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:49,695 It'll turn any sad puppy into a happy helper. 464 00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:50,629 (whooshing sound) 465 00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:52,297 - Well, that's almost it for us, 466 00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:54,433 but in case you missed anything along the way, 467 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:57,669 here's a quick recap of all of our funniest moments. 468 00:18:57,703 --> 00:18:59,671 We had a peak -a -moose, 469 00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,206 a cat stampede, 470 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,808 a hair stylist, 471 00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:04,643 a tortoise that doesn't knock, 472 00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:06,111 and a couple of canines 473 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,213 who are quite clever at camouflage. 474 00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:11,150 (energetic music) 475 00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:15,020 (music swells) 476 00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:16,822 - [Elizabeth] Thanks so much to our panel 477 00:19:16,855 --> 00:19:18,724 and thank you for tuning in. 478 00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:20,392 I'm Elizabeth Stanton. 479 00:19:20,425 --> 00:19:22,728 We'll see you next time on World's Funniest Animals.