1 00:00:01,540 --> 00:00:03,442 - [Elizabeth] You don't wanna miss this. 2 00:00:03,476 --> 00:00:06,245 We have oscillating ostriches, 3 00:00:06,278 --> 00:00:07,713 fresh-smelling ferrets, 4 00:00:07,747 --> 00:00:10,449 meandering moose, careening cats, 5 00:00:10,483 --> 00:00:13,119 drumming ducks, and a paramedic dog 6 00:00:13,152 --> 00:00:15,388 that petrifies his patients. 7 00:00:15,421 --> 00:00:16,889 - [Elizabeth] All this and more right here 8 00:00:16,922 --> 00:00:18,724 on World's Funniest Animals. 9 00:00:19,759 --> 00:00:21,527 Welcome back to World's Funniest Animals. 10 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:23,963 If you're a fan of hilarious animal videos 11 00:00:23,996 --> 00:00:26,332 then, boy, are you in the right place. 12 00:00:26,365 --> 00:00:28,134 I'm your host, Elizabeth Stanton 13 00:00:28,167 --> 00:00:31,137 joined by my partners in crime, Hank and Ruby, 14 00:00:31,170 --> 00:00:34,707 as well as our panelists, Daniel, Carmen, and Devon. 15 00:00:34,740 --> 00:00:36,776 We are so happy to have you here today. 16 00:00:36,809 --> 00:00:39,378 Let's get this party started, and the best 17 00:00:39,412 --> 00:00:42,314 way I know how, with a little dance fever. 18 00:00:45,618 --> 00:00:47,720 - [Devon] This Parrot loves holidays. 19 00:00:47,753 --> 00:00:50,689 Here he is going all out on St. Patrick's Day. 20 00:00:50,723 --> 00:00:51,891 He's wearing his green, 21 00:00:51,924 --> 00:00:55,761 and there he goes dancing to an Irish jig. 22 00:00:55,795 --> 00:00:57,630 In fact, the only holiday he loves more 23 00:00:57,663 --> 00:00:59,698 is Talk Like a Pirate Day. 24 00:00:59,732 --> 00:01:02,401 That one really hits close to home. Arr! 25 00:01:02,435 --> 00:01:03,402 (audience laughs) 26 00:01:03,436 --> 00:01:06,605 (club music) 27 00:01:06,639 --> 00:01:10,576 - [Carmen] These two will rave like this all night long. 28 00:01:11,911 --> 00:01:14,980 Must be nice to not have to get up for work in the morning. 29 00:01:15,014 --> 00:01:18,117 (music continues) 30 00:01:18,150 --> 00:01:20,319 - [Daniel] So why is this pooch prancing? 31 00:01:20,352 --> 00:01:22,388 I thought only ponies did that. 32 00:01:22,421 --> 00:01:24,223 Ah, of course. 33 00:01:24,256 --> 00:01:26,725 He wants to be part of a dog and pony show. 34 00:01:26,759 --> 00:01:28,160 (audience laughs) 35 00:01:28,194 --> 00:01:30,196 - [Woman] Here comes Fred. 36 00:01:30,229 --> 00:01:31,964 Look at him. 37 00:01:31,997 --> 00:01:32,798 - [Man] Okay, Fred. 38 00:01:32,832 --> 00:01:33,732 Here we go. 39 00:01:37,203 --> 00:01:38,604 - [Woman] Oh, Fred. 40 00:01:38,637 --> 00:01:40,806 - [Devon] This guy obviously thinks that Fred 41 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:43,609 the ostrich loves his guitar playing. 42 00:01:43,642 --> 00:01:44,577 Sorry, dude. 43 00:01:44,610 --> 00:01:46,245 I think it's just the opposite. 44 00:01:46,278 --> 00:01:48,747 Yup. That giant bird is reacting exactly like 45 00:01:48,781 --> 00:01:51,717 I do when someone scratches their nails on a chalkboard. 46 00:01:51,750 --> 00:01:52,518 Ew. 47 00:01:53,452 --> 00:01:56,255 (audience laughs) 48 00:01:59,458 --> 00:02:00,826 - [Daniel] So this guy thinks he's come up 49 00:02:00,860 --> 00:02:02,695 with the next big thing at weddings 50 00:02:02,728 --> 00:02:05,664 that'll knock the chicken dance right off its roost. 51 00:02:05,698 --> 00:02:08,968 He calls it the gobble wobble. 52 00:02:09,001 --> 00:02:10,236 Sorry, buddy. 53 00:02:10,269 --> 00:02:12,271 I love the chicken dance personally. 54 00:02:12,304 --> 00:02:13,506 At every wedding I've been to 55 00:02:13,539 --> 00:02:16,642 it's always been a big winner, but this new one 56 00:02:16,675 --> 00:02:19,478 it kind of looks more like a turkey to me. 57 00:02:20,579 --> 00:02:22,982 - Friendship isn't just a concept for humans. 58 00:02:23,015 --> 00:02:25,117 Even animals have Best Buddies. 59 00:02:26,352 --> 00:02:28,988 (upbeat music) 60 00:02:31,290 --> 00:02:33,058 - [Carmen] When you have short legs, 61 00:02:33,092 --> 00:02:34,460 it's a little hard to climb 62 00:02:34,493 --> 00:02:37,563 up on these luxury overstuffed mattresses. 63 00:02:37,596 --> 00:02:39,999 But I must tell you 64 00:02:40,032 --> 00:02:41,567 I have never slept better. 65 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:44,170 And take it from me, spend the extra money 66 00:02:44,203 --> 00:02:47,373 on the golden deluxe heated model like I did. 67 00:02:47,406 --> 00:02:48,507 It's worth every penny. 68 00:02:48,541 --> 00:02:51,343 (audience laughs) 69 00:02:53,445 --> 00:02:55,114 - [Devon] True friends always support you 70 00:02:55,147 --> 00:02:57,116 even when you are embarrassing. 71 00:02:57,149 --> 00:02:58,384 Like when you're out 72 00:02:58,417 --> 00:03:00,753 on the dance floor all night looking stupid 73 00:03:00,786 --> 00:03:03,822 doing that same bad dance move over and over, 74 00:03:03,856 --> 00:03:07,726 with that hey, look at me I'm so cool look on your face. 75 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:09,562 - [Daniel] Hey dude, you are ruffling 76 00:03:09,595 --> 00:03:11,096 the wrong feathers here. 77 00:03:11,130 --> 00:03:14,266 This bodyguard is not some orange-billed bird brain. 78 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:17,570 He's a black belt and he will put a quack down 79 00:03:17,603 --> 00:03:20,072 on you so fast, it'll make your head spin. 80 00:03:20,105 --> 00:03:23,075 If you're smart, you'll duck on outta here right now. 81 00:03:23,108 --> 00:03:24,043 Come on buddy. 82 00:03:24,076 --> 00:03:25,244 Better get quacking. 83 00:03:27,613 --> 00:03:29,548 - [Carmen] When you're dog tired 84 00:03:29,582 --> 00:03:31,784 and your muscles are really barking, 85 00:03:31,817 --> 00:03:34,153 there's nothing like a professional massage to 86 00:03:34,186 --> 00:03:38,557 melt the stress away and make you feel like the top dog. 87 00:03:38,591 --> 00:03:40,292 Wow, that cat's good. 88 00:03:41,627 --> 00:03:45,931 In fact, I'd say that massage is absolute purr-fection. 89 00:03:46,699 --> 00:03:48,367 (audience laughs) 90 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,669 - [Devon] Friends come in all shapes and sizes. 91 00:03:50,703 --> 00:03:54,940 You may be skinny and your best friend, a little overweight. 92 00:03:54,974 --> 00:03:56,742 Okay, he actually eats like a pig. 93 00:03:56,775 --> 00:03:59,712 And, yeah, he looks a lot different and doesn't talk much. 94 00:03:59,745 --> 00:04:03,249 He only grunts, but he's your best friend, so it's all cool. 95 00:04:03,282 --> 00:04:05,851 You should have a talk with him about that breath though. 96 00:04:05,884 --> 00:04:07,319 Maybe just leave a bottle 97 00:04:07,353 --> 00:04:09,555 of mouthwash lying around and see if he takes the hint. 98 00:04:10,689 --> 00:04:12,758 - Alright. Yes, I do pick favorites 99 00:04:12,791 --> 00:04:14,326 when it comes to funny clips. 100 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:19,431 And now here's a few I always laugh at. 101 00:04:20,799 --> 00:04:24,003 I saw a snake down there. 102 00:04:24,036 --> 00:04:25,204 (audience laughs) 103 00:04:25,237 --> 00:04:28,207 Really. It sure looked like a snake. 104 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:29,908 (audience laughs) 105 00:04:29,942 --> 00:04:31,010 Oh, now I see it. 106 00:04:32,011 --> 00:04:34,747 Sorry. It's just a stick. 107 00:04:35,547 --> 00:04:37,950 Okay, everybody we can get down. 108 00:04:37,983 --> 00:04:39,184 It was a false alarm. 109 00:04:39,218 --> 00:04:42,588 (audience laughs) 110 00:04:42,621 --> 00:04:44,657 Here in Alaska, one of the questions 111 00:04:44,690 --> 00:04:46,625 on the driver's license exam is, 112 00:04:47,993 --> 00:04:51,063 when you see a yield sign what do you have to do? 113 00:04:52,298 --> 00:04:57,036 Answer, stop and let the moose cross. 114 00:05:02,841 --> 00:05:05,044 It takes time for human babies to learn to 115 00:05:05,077 --> 00:05:08,547 use their fingers, arms, and legs. 116 00:05:08,580 --> 00:05:10,683 When you're a baby elephant 117 00:05:10,716 --> 00:05:15,254 you have to deal with an added next level appendage. 118 00:05:15,287 --> 00:05:16,955 That crazy long trunk. 119 00:05:18,057 --> 00:05:20,259 Hey, help. How do you control this thing? 120 00:05:20,292 --> 00:05:21,694 It's got a mind of its own. 121 00:05:24,530 --> 00:05:26,598 They're craving your constant love 122 00:05:26,632 --> 00:05:29,034 and affection in Attention on Me. 123 00:05:29,068 --> 00:05:31,704 Next on World's Funniest Animals. 124 00:05:31,737 --> 00:05:34,306 (theme music) 125 00:05:40,879 --> 00:05:43,182 Welcome back to World's Funniest Animals. 126 00:05:43,215 --> 00:05:45,217 Our pets are usually pretty patient 127 00:05:45,250 --> 00:05:47,353 and let us go on with our day-to-day. 128 00:05:47,386 --> 00:05:49,922 But sometimes they just get in a mood and they 129 00:05:49,955 --> 00:05:53,826 have to let you know it's time to put some Attention on Me. 130 00:05:55,728 --> 00:05:58,797 (upbeat music) 131 00:05:58,831 --> 00:06:02,634 - [Devon] This is a specially trained paramedic dog. 132 00:06:02,668 --> 00:06:05,804 Here he is perfectly demonstrating CPR using 133 00:06:05,838 --> 00:06:10,209 precisely timed compression intervals and pauses. 134 00:06:10,242 --> 00:06:12,144 These dogs can move through tight places 135 00:06:12,177 --> 00:06:14,646 to very quickly reach people in need. 136 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:16,448 The only problem reported so far is 137 00:06:16,482 --> 00:06:18,183 that healthy people have passed out 138 00:06:18,217 --> 00:06:20,419 after seeing this bizarre looking animal. 139 00:06:21,286 --> 00:06:24,890 (audience laughs) 140 00:06:24,923 --> 00:06:27,559 (upbeat music) 141 00:06:30,796 --> 00:06:32,631 - [Carmen] Hey, I'm down here. 142 00:06:32,664 --> 00:06:35,467 Hello. How about a little belly rub or something? 143 00:06:37,536 --> 00:06:39,938 Wow, it's really hard to get his attention. 144 00:06:41,073 --> 00:06:44,576 Okay, mom's not looking, so I'll just tackle him. 145 00:06:44,610 --> 00:06:47,713 Oh, you fell? So sorry. 146 00:06:47,746 --> 00:06:48,547 Are you okay? 147 00:06:48,580 --> 00:06:49,782 (audience laughs) 148 00:06:49,815 --> 00:06:51,517 Great. Well, since you're down here 149 00:06:51,550 --> 00:06:53,051 how about a little belly rub? 150 00:06:55,254 --> 00:06:58,891 (energetic music) 151 00:06:58,924 --> 00:07:01,059 (audience laughs) 152 00:07:01,093 --> 00:07:03,061 - [Daniel] This girl seems to have all her ducks 153 00:07:03,095 --> 00:07:06,131 in a row and she looks very proud of herself. 154 00:07:06,165 --> 00:07:08,801 But newsflash, that's really not much 155 00:07:08,834 --> 00:07:10,269 of a feather in your cap. 156 00:07:10,302 --> 00:07:13,038 You've only got one duck to worry about 157 00:07:13,071 --> 00:07:14,506 and it looks like it will waddle off 158 00:07:14,540 --> 00:07:16,975 after anyone it thinks is headed for a pond. 159 00:07:17,009 --> 00:07:19,144 (audience laughs) 160 00:07:19,178 --> 00:07:21,013 (upbeat music) 161 00:07:21,046 --> 00:07:23,782 (audience laughs) 162 00:07:23,816 --> 00:07:25,684 - [Carmen] Okay, I've been there. 163 00:07:25,717 --> 00:07:27,920 You go to a new place for a facial and hey 164 00:07:27,953 --> 00:07:31,457 this kind of hurts, but I'm sure she knows what she's doing. 165 00:07:32,524 --> 00:07:34,860 Wow, this is so not what I expected, 166 00:07:34,893 --> 00:07:37,463 but I feel really uncomfortable saying something. 167 00:07:37,496 --> 00:07:40,332 So, maybe if I just hang in there, 168 00:07:40,365 --> 00:07:42,534 I'm sure it'll get better. 169 00:07:42,568 --> 00:07:43,836 Okay. That's it. 170 00:07:43,869 --> 00:07:45,003 This is just too weird. 171 00:07:45,037 --> 00:07:45,971 I'm out of here. 172 00:07:46,004 --> 00:07:47,239 No tip. 173 00:07:47,272 --> 00:07:48,640 And the only thing rougher than this 174 00:07:48,674 --> 00:07:51,643 facial is gonna be the review that I give her. 175 00:07:51,677 --> 00:07:53,045 Too much nails. 176 00:07:53,078 --> 00:07:54,780 (audience laughs) 177 00:07:54,813 --> 00:07:57,416 - [Daniel] Okay. This looks like a movie I haven't seen. 178 00:07:57,449 --> 00:07:59,785 Whoa. What is that. 179 00:07:59,818 --> 00:08:01,687 Lady, look out. 180 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:04,423 You're about to be eaten by a giant dragon. 181 00:08:04,456 --> 00:08:06,258 Stop looking at your tablet. 182 00:08:06,291 --> 00:08:08,327 You're about to lose your arm. 183 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:11,029 This is the scariest movie I've ever seen. 184 00:08:11,063 --> 00:08:13,265 Oh, it looks like it's not hungry. 185 00:08:13,298 --> 00:08:15,234 So you're okay for now. 186 00:08:15,267 --> 00:08:17,703 You've just gotta wait until it goes to sleep 187 00:08:17,736 --> 00:08:20,506 and then try to ease your arm out from under it. 188 00:08:20,539 --> 00:08:22,407 Just don't wake it up. 189 00:08:22,441 --> 00:08:23,642 Oh, no. 190 00:08:23,675 --> 00:08:26,044 It doesn't seem sleepy either. 191 00:08:26,078 --> 00:08:27,980 Okay, she's toast. 192 00:08:29,114 --> 00:08:32,351 - Sometimes animals need a little alone time too. 193 00:08:32,384 --> 00:08:34,987 This next segment highlights that perfectly. 194 00:08:35,020 --> 00:08:36,722 It's Don't Mess With Me. 195 00:08:39,491 --> 00:08:42,294 - [Devon] Here's a new alternative to the flea collar. 196 00:08:42,327 --> 00:08:43,762 Completely non-toxic, 197 00:08:43,795 --> 00:08:46,265 so it's safe for your dog and the whole family. 198 00:08:46,298 --> 00:08:49,034 So comfortable your pooch won't even know it's there. 199 00:08:49,902 --> 00:08:51,270 Well, okay. 200 00:08:51,303 --> 00:08:53,772 It might take a little time to get used to it, 201 00:08:53,805 --> 00:08:55,908 especially the quacking. 202 00:08:55,941 --> 00:08:58,844 (audience laughs) 203 00:09:05,150 --> 00:09:07,920 - [Woman] Domino, Domino. 204 00:09:07,953 --> 00:09:09,621 - [Daniel] Help, call the vet. 205 00:09:09,655 --> 00:09:12,257 The dog is... hold on. 206 00:09:12,291 --> 00:09:14,526 He's just playing possum. 207 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:17,563 Yep. Whenever his social battery hits empty, 208 00:09:17,596 --> 00:09:19,798 Domino just turns off completely, 209 00:09:19,831 --> 00:09:23,502 and he's not coming back to life until he's good and ready. 210 00:09:23,535 --> 00:09:26,204 I wish I could get away with this, but if I tried it 211 00:09:26,238 --> 00:09:27,839 someone would call 911. 212 00:09:29,541 --> 00:09:32,644 Hey, someone would call 911 right? 213 00:09:32,678 --> 00:09:35,581 (audience laughs) 214 00:09:37,249 --> 00:09:40,319 - [Carmen] Remember, even if it's not much by your standards 215 00:09:40,352 --> 00:09:43,055 the most meager home is someone's castle. 216 00:09:43,088 --> 00:09:45,324 (person yelping and laughing) 217 00:09:45,357 --> 00:09:47,526 That's not the first time a homeowner flew 218 00:09:47,559 --> 00:09:50,462 into a rage when their sacred privacy was invaded. 219 00:09:51,830 --> 00:09:54,666 Try to be a little more respectful in the future. 220 00:09:58,503 --> 00:10:01,406 - [Devon] This is not some ordinary couch. 221 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:03,375 It's a whoopee cushion. 222 00:10:03,408 --> 00:10:06,244 Whoopee. It's the perfect hiding place to pop 223 00:10:06,278 --> 00:10:09,314 into when you need some you time. 224 00:10:09,348 --> 00:10:10,816 So now that you know all about it 225 00:10:10,849 --> 00:10:13,585 can you just make like a ball and bounce outta here? 226 00:10:13,619 --> 00:10:14,653 Please. 227 00:10:14,686 --> 00:10:17,089 (audience laughs) 228 00:10:17,122 --> 00:10:19,257 - [Elizabeth] Grab a towel and run the water 229 00:10:19,291 --> 00:10:20,792 because it's Bath Time. 230 00:10:20,826 --> 00:10:22,861 Next, on World's Funniest Animals. 231 00:10:23,862 --> 00:10:26,431 (theme music) 232 00:10:29,835 --> 00:10:32,404 (theme music) 233 00:10:33,405 --> 00:10:35,374 You're watching World's Funniest Animals 234 00:10:35,407 --> 00:10:37,576 and I'm your host, Elizabeth Stanton. 235 00:10:37,609 --> 00:10:40,178 In this next segment, we're gonna take a closer look 236 00:10:40,212 --> 00:10:41,813 at some pets getting cleaned up 237 00:10:41,847 --> 00:10:44,783 in a little segment we call Bath Time. 238 00:10:46,485 --> 00:10:47,953 - [Man] Hey, Bono, time to get a bath. 239 00:10:47,986 --> 00:10:48,787 Let's go. 240 00:10:50,555 --> 00:10:51,356 (dog barks) 241 00:10:51,390 --> 00:10:52,190 Get in there. 242 00:10:53,692 --> 00:10:55,927 - [Devon] Saying that this old dog gets a little cranky when 243 00:10:55,961 --> 00:10:59,531 it's bath time would be quite an understatement. 244 00:10:59,564 --> 00:11:02,534 Okay. Who gets to be the lucky one to take him to the vet? 245 00:11:02,567 --> 00:11:06,071 (audience laughs) 246 00:11:06,104 --> 00:11:07,673 - [Carmen] Now, here's some animals 247 00:11:07,706 --> 00:11:10,208 that you don't have to coax into the bath. 248 00:11:10,242 --> 00:11:13,178 It seems like you have to actually drag them out of it. 249 00:11:13,211 --> 00:11:14,479 Wait, what? 250 00:11:14,513 --> 00:11:16,581 We're outta the hot water already? 251 00:11:16,615 --> 00:11:18,617 That's just not fair-et. 252 00:11:20,519 --> 00:11:22,421 - [Woman] Here's the last one. 253 00:11:22,454 --> 00:11:25,390 (piglets splashing water) 254 00:11:25,424 --> 00:11:28,427 - [Daniel] Mom said it's bath day, so we have to take a bath 255 00:11:28,460 --> 00:11:33,298 before we can go outside to play, and here we are. 256 00:11:33,331 --> 00:11:35,400 Okay, we're all clean. 257 00:11:35,434 --> 00:11:37,936 Now we can go outside and roll in the mud. 258 00:11:37,969 --> 00:11:39,071 Woohoo. 259 00:11:39,104 --> 00:11:42,007 (audience laughs) 260 00:11:45,077 --> 00:11:47,779 - [Carmen] Don't you just hate cleaning your shower? 261 00:11:47,813 --> 00:11:49,081 Who doesn't? 262 00:11:49,114 --> 00:11:51,416 Why not outsource this tedious chore 263 00:11:51,450 --> 00:11:53,752 to one of our merry masked maids? 264 00:11:53,785 --> 00:11:55,420 We will clean those tiny cracks 265 00:11:55,454 --> 00:11:58,990 and crevices with attention to every detail. 266 00:11:59,024 --> 00:12:01,159 We will make sure your shower is so clean 267 00:12:01,193 --> 00:12:04,696 you will barely raccoon-ize it. 268 00:12:04,730 --> 00:12:07,632 (audience laughs) 269 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:12,370 - [Devon] Oh, I just wanna sulk in the bath. 270 00:12:12,404 --> 00:12:16,942 Mom says it's too rainy outside to go for a walk. 271 00:12:16,975 --> 00:12:19,344 Oh, I'm so miserable. 272 00:12:19,377 --> 00:12:22,380 (audience laughs) 273 00:12:22,414 --> 00:12:24,616 - [Daniel] Okay, time for a quick bath. 274 00:12:24,649 --> 00:12:26,618 I'll get in all the important things. 275 00:12:26,651 --> 00:12:28,286 A little tail chasing. 276 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:29,588 A bit of digging. 277 00:12:29,621 --> 00:12:31,523 Okay, all good. 278 00:12:31,556 --> 00:12:32,791 I'm done. 279 00:12:32,824 --> 00:12:33,992 Remember Mom, 280 00:12:34,025 --> 00:12:35,994 You said quick bath, then dinner. 281 00:12:36,027 --> 00:12:37,629 Perfect. Now let's eat. 282 00:12:37,662 --> 00:12:39,898 (audience laughs) 283 00:12:39,931 --> 00:12:42,167 - Goats. They always look a little different 284 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:45,036 and they have their good days and bad days, 285 00:12:45,070 --> 00:12:47,339 but they're always cute and funny. 286 00:12:47,372 --> 00:12:50,008 I'll show you what I mean in, I'm Not Kidding. 287 00:12:53,044 --> 00:12:55,180 - [Carmen] Evolution gave goats the agility 288 00:12:55,213 --> 00:12:56,982 to climb on precarious places like 289 00:12:57,015 --> 00:12:59,584 the mountains their ancestors lived on. 290 00:12:59,618 --> 00:13:01,720 So maybe in another million years 291 00:13:01,753 --> 00:13:02,988 they'll be good on trampolines. 292 00:13:03,021 --> 00:13:03,822 (audience laughs) 293 00:13:03,855 --> 00:13:05,557 Just not now. 294 00:13:05,590 --> 00:13:06,825 Not yet. 295 00:13:06,858 --> 00:13:09,027 (audience laughs) 296 00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:11,797 (goat bleating) 297 00:13:13,398 --> 00:13:17,869 - [Daniel] Ooh. This old goat is clearly unhappy about life. 298 00:13:17,903 --> 00:13:20,672 I think therapy is in order for the animal, 299 00:13:20,705 --> 00:13:24,843 and also for anyone who has to live within earshot of him. 300 00:13:24,876 --> 00:13:27,612 (goat bleating) 301 00:13:31,416 --> 00:13:34,085 - [Devon] Hammocks are super comfortable to relax in. 302 00:13:34,119 --> 00:13:36,688 They can be a little tricky to get into sometimes. 303 00:13:36,721 --> 00:13:39,357 And standing on them, not recommended. 304 00:13:39,391 --> 00:13:41,426 - [Woman] Uh oh, Samson, get back up. 305 00:13:44,763 --> 00:13:45,997 - [Devon] This is the newest sport. 306 00:13:46,031 --> 00:13:47,432 Backyard surfing. 307 00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:51,970 Sorry. I just don't think this one has the legs. 308 00:13:53,438 --> 00:13:55,207 - [Woman] You're not gonna get back up? 309 00:13:56,708 --> 00:13:57,542 Ouch. 310 00:13:57,576 --> 00:13:59,344 (audience laughs) 311 00:13:59,377 --> 00:14:02,047 - [Carmen] These guys clearly did not observe the 312 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:03,582 three is a crowd rule. 313 00:14:04,549 --> 00:14:05,750 Hey we're embarrassed enough. 314 00:14:05,784 --> 00:14:07,152 Okay? Can you put the camera 315 00:14:07,185 --> 00:14:09,187 down and give us a little help, please? 316 00:14:10,322 --> 00:14:12,591 - [Devon] These two like to kid around, 317 00:14:12,624 --> 00:14:17,028 but one of them is always the butt of the joke. 318 00:14:17,062 --> 00:14:19,965 (audience laughs) 319 00:14:21,066 --> 00:14:22,500 - [Elizabeth] Stick around. 320 00:14:22,534 --> 00:14:24,603 We've got pets showing off their amazing skills. 321 00:14:24,636 --> 00:14:27,305 Coming up next on World's Funniest Animals. 322 00:14:27,339 --> 00:14:29,908 (theme music) 323 00:14:37,282 --> 00:14:39,384 Welcome back to World's Funniest Animals. 324 00:14:39,417 --> 00:14:42,420 Our pets can do some pretty incredible things. 325 00:14:42,454 --> 00:14:45,290 Get ready to marvel at their skills in our segment 326 00:14:45,323 --> 00:14:46,591 Most Talented. 327 00:14:49,728 --> 00:14:53,899 - [Daniel] That's one and two. 328 00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:57,402 There's three. 329 00:15:00,005 --> 00:15:00,906 Four. 330 00:15:01,940 --> 00:15:04,576 And Five. Done. 331 00:15:04,609 --> 00:15:05,410 Ha ha. 332 00:15:05,443 --> 00:15:06,378 What's my time? 333 00:15:07,579 --> 00:15:09,047 15 seconds? 334 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:10,615 Not good enough. 335 00:15:10,649 --> 00:15:13,385 There's a poodle who can do it in 12. 336 00:15:13,418 --> 00:15:15,620 Okay, let's try again. 337 00:15:17,088 --> 00:15:19,057 (audience laughs) 338 00:15:19,090 --> 00:15:20,625 - [Devon] Wow, buddy. 339 00:15:20,659 --> 00:15:21,860 You look like you've got the weight 340 00:15:21,893 --> 00:15:24,129 of the world on your shoulders 341 00:15:24,162 --> 00:15:25,196 or actually on your head, 342 00:15:25,230 --> 00:15:27,065 and that's even worse. 343 00:15:27,098 --> 00:15:29,034 Come on, let's take a break and talk about it. 344 00:15:29,067 --> 00:15:31,202 It can't be all that bad. 345 00:15:31,236 --> 00:15:34,239 (audience laughs) 346 00:15:34,272 --> 00:15:37,242 (rhythmic tapping) 347 00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:39,678 - [Carmen] Okay? He's got the rhythm 348 00:15:39,711 --> 00:15:41,179 and the chops to really lay 349 00:15:41,212 --> 00:15:44,549 down the groove. When it comes to catchy beats, 350 00:15:44,582 --> 00:15:47,118 he truly has quacked the code. 351 00:15:47,919 --> 00:15:49,521 This is no lame duck. 352 00:15:49,554 --> 00:15:51,890 (audience laughs) 353 00:15:51,923 --> 00:15:55,460 (energetic music) 354 00:15:55,493 --> 00:15:57,595 - [Devon] This is incredible. 355 00:15:57,629 --> 00:15:59,731 But I can't decide which is most amazing. 356 00:15:59,764 --> 00:16:03,034 The jumping dog, or the ones that lie there perfectly still. 357 00:16:03,068 --> 00:16:04,536 Okay. No, I figured it out. 358 00:16:04,569 --> 00:16:07,672 It's easy to let sleeping dogs lie, but jumping over them? 359 00:16:07,706 --> 00:16:09,574 That takes some real skill. 360 00:16:09,607 --> 00:16:14,045 Hey, Evil Knievel did some amazing stunts on two wheels. 361 00:16:14,079 --> 00:16:16,815 He never did any on two legs. 362 00:16:16,848 --> 00:16:20,085 (plucking piano keys) 363 00:16:21,386 --> 00:16:23,488 - [Carmen] Okay now there is some real talent. 364 00:16:23,521 --> 00:16:24,723 I actually heard she's 365 00:16:24,756 --> 00:16:26,591 in negotiations for a Vegas residency 366 00:16:26,624 --> 00:16:30,095 and her weekly fee is definitely not chicken feed. 367 00:16:30,128 --> 00:16:31,563 Tell you that. 368 00:16:31,596 --> 00:16:34,366 (audience laughs) 369 00:16:34,399 --> 00:16:37,702 (upbeat music) 370 00:16:37,736 --> 00:16:40,171 - [Daniel] Wow, this woman seems pretty 371 00:16:40,205 --> 00:16:43,141 over the top excited. 372 00:16:43,174 --> 00:16:46,644 Okay, so your cockatoo can slam dunk 373 00:16:46,678 --> 00:16:48,513 but is that really so amazing? 374 00:16:48,546 --> 00:16:50,749 After all, he is a head taller 375 00:16:50,782 --> 00:16:53,518 than the net and is standing right next to it. 376 00:16:53,551 --> 00:16:56,654 Seems like any bird brain could do that. 377 00:16:56,688 --> 00:16:59,591 (audience laughs) 378 00:17:02,394 --> 00:17:03,962 - Oh, better Watch your footing. 379 00:17:03,995 --> 00:17:05,096 Whoops. Too late. 380 00:17:05,130 --> 00:17:06,831 Here's Slip and Slide. 381 00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:11,302 - [Devon] Cats have evolved to walk on any surface 382 00:17:11,336 --> 00:17:13,738 then jump, right themselves in midair, 383 00:17:13,772 --> 00:17:16,241 and land gracefully on their feet. 384 00:17:16,274 --> 00:17:17,642 (audience laughs) 385 00:17:17,675 --> 00:17:20,478 Okay? Make that any surface except ice or snow. 386 00:17:27,152 --> 00:17:30,455 (upbeat music) 387 00:17:30,488 --> 00:17:32,924 (audience laughs) 388 00:17:32,957 --> 00:17:35,894 - [Carmen] Sure. Right now it's all fun and games. 389 00:17:35,927 --> 00:17:39,130 Too bad the whole day is gonna be ruined later when they 390 00:17:39,164 --> 00:17:42,934 get home to find that their porridge has been all eaten up. 391 00:17:42,967 --> 00:17:45,870 (audience laughs) 392 00:17:49,674 --> 00:17:52,777 - [Daniel] Ah. A little time at the playground brings 393 00:17:52,811 --> 00:17:55,480 out the kid in all of us. 394 00:17:55,513 --> 00:17:58,416 (audience laughs) 395 00:18:00,952 --> 00:18:03,154 - [Devon] Okay, here he goes. 396 00:18:03,188 --> 00:18:05,723 First, 30 minutes on the elliptical. 397 00:18:05,757 --> 00:18:08,226 (audience laughs) 398 00:18:08,259 --> 00:18:10,261 Then the spin class. 399 00:18:10,295 --> 00:18:12,964 (audience laughs) 400 00:18:12,997 --> 00:18:15,233 Great. Now he's ready for a full day 401 00:18:15,266 --> 00:18:17,569 of sleeping on the couch. 402 00:18:17,602 --> 00:18:20,371 (audience laughs) 403 00:18:20,405 --> 00:18:22,373 - [Daniel] Okay. I've seen the kids do it. 404 00:18:22,407 --> 00:18:23,775 Can't be too hard. 405 00:18:24,642 --> 00:18:27,545 Oh almost, try again. 406 00:18:27,579 --> 00:18:28,847 Here we go. 407 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:32,951 Whoa. It seemed easier when they did it. 408 00:18:32,984 --> 00:18:35,987 Okay. Maybe from the side. 409 00:18:36,020 --> 00:18:37,021 Whoa. 410 00:18:37,889 --> 00:18:39,290 Maybe if I get a running start. 411 00:18:39,324 --> 00:18:40,225 No, no. 412 00:18:42,127 --> 00:18:44,596 They say every dog has his day. 413 00:18:44,629 --> 00:18:47,565 Uh, it's just not today for this dog. 414 00:18:48,466 --> 00:18:52,070 (audience laughs) 415 00:18:52,103 --> 00:18:54,339 - Well, that's almost it for us, but in case you 416 00:18:54,372 --> 00:18:55,907 missed anything along the way 417 00:18:55,940 --> 00:18:59,477 here's a quick recap of all of our funniest moments. 418 00:18:59,511 --> 00:19:02,080 We had terrifying tegu lizards, 419 00:19:02,113 --> 00:19:03,515 possum playing pooches, 420 00:19:03,548 --> 00:19:04,816 basketball birds, 421 00:19:04,849 --> 00:19:06,417 descending dogs, 422 00:19:06,451 --> 00:19:07,852 cranky quackers, 423 00:19:07,886 --> 00:19:11,623 and a doggy duo that can dance until the sun comes up. 424 00:19:11,656 --> 00:19:14,559 (energetic music) 425 00:19:17,095 --> 00:19:18,930 - Thanks so much to our panel, 426 00:19:18,963 --> 00:19:20,832 and thank you for tuning in. 427 00:19:20,865 --> 00:19:22,367 I'm Elizabeth Stanton. 428 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,969 We'll see you next time on World's Funniest Animals.