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- [Elizabeth] You
don't wanna miss this.

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We have precarious
prairie dogs,

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overconfident canine, a bad
bovine window installer,

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a cockatoo counting
cups, a feline face-off,

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and some perfectly posed pups.

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(upbeat instrumental music)
All this, and more,

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right here on "World's
Funniest Animals".

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(upbeat instrumental music)

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Welcome to "World's
Funniest Animals".

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If you're a fan of
hilarious animal videos

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then boy are you
in the right place.

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I'm your host,
Elizabeth Stanton,

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joined by my partners
in crime, Hank and Ruby,

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as well as our awesome

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panelists, Daniel,
Carmen and Devon.

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We're so happy to have you here.

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Get ready, we're going to
ramp up the speed in our

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segment "Fast
On Their Feet".

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- [Carmen] Hey, can someone
open the door for me?

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Uh, the door?

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Anybody?

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- [Audience] Whoa!

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- [Carmen]
(shrieking) Nevermind,

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I got it.

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Around here, sometimes
it's easier to just do it

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yourself.

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(upbeat instrumental music)
(audience laughing)

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- My favorite show used to
be "Two and a Half Men".

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(audience
laughing)

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Of course, that's long gone, but
now I like this one.

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Two hamsters and a wheel.

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(audience laughing)
Yes, it's a spinoff.

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(upbeat instrumental
music)

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- Whoo- hoo.

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- When it comes to speed,
there is no faster way to

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move sheep than to put a
dog like this on the job.

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(upbeat
instrumental music)

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Wow, that is incredibly fast.

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(upbeat instrumental
music)

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Here they come, finished and
in record time.

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Sometimes though
speed isn't everything.

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What?

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You wanted them to go
the other direction?

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Oh, okay.

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(audience laughing)
That's me looking sheepish.

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(audience laughing)
(upbeat instrumental music)

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- When they got these two dogs,
they never imagined

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how perfect they would
be for each other.

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(upbeat instrumental music)
One of them is crazy about

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water, the
other one is just,

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well, crazy.

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- Oh, sure, maybe you've got
the right tools but when it

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comes to working
up on the roof,

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it's better to just let a
professional handle it.

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- There are so many amazing
things about animals that

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we appreciate.

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They're smart,
playful, mischievous,

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but most of all we love that
they are "Incredibly Cute".

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- Wow, this guy really
has those golden hands.

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Wait, what?

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My time is up?

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Can you just like add a
little bit more time on the

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bill please?

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Oh, thank you.

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I'm
just lucky he doesn't have

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another client
right away, ah.

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- I know it's been around a

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while, but on
American college campuses,

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the old Flip Cup party
game is still as popular as

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shrimp on a barbie.

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And lately we've been seeing
it here in Australia too.

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(cup clattering)

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Yeah, lots of Aussies are
gobsmacked by it.

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- But in my opinion, this
game is strictly for the

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birds.

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- And here he goes.

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Can he do it?

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Wow. Is that cheating?

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Nope.

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It's just working
smarter, not harder.

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- Mom told me not to
get dirty outside,

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but I did it anyways.

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Okay, I know I
messed up and I'm sorry,

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but I'm clean now so
can we please end this torture?

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- Don't you hate it

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when you take a family
picture and it looks like

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you barely know each other?

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Doesn't happen with this family.

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- Police are on the
lookout for the criminal

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seen in this security video
who has been mutilating the

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noses of snowmen
all over town.

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Help us
take a bite out of crime.

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(transition swooshing)

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- Of course, I have my own stash
of animal clips

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that rank at the top of my list,

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and now I'm about to
share a few with you.

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(audience laughing)

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In this
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where the weather
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every ten years or so,
a rare freeze happens

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creating cat-astrophic
conditions

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for those not accustomed
to the slippery surfaces.

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(upbeat instrumental music)

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Wow, last night it
rained cats and dogs,

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and a lot of trees blew down.

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Now everyone has to pitch in
to get the roads back in shape.

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Sure is a hard job.
You can count on him.

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He'll work like a dog
until the job is done.

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(upbeat instrumental music)

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You can't blame this
dog for being fooled.

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You can ask anybody.

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There aren't supposed to be
flying squirrels around here.

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They say Michael Jordan
could fly on the court

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but this guy blows him away.

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Of course, he owes a
lot to his teammate.

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He couldn't dunk without
some help from the trunk.

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(upbeat instrumental music)
(whizzing)

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(upbeat instrumental music)

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(transition swooshing)
(upbeat instrumental music)

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Raccoons are known to
be very resourceful,

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but this one really
ramps up that reputation.

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He found himself
down in the dumps,

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but found a way to
get right back on top.

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- [Narrator] These elk are
okay with being in a selfie,

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but they're not
doing it for free.

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One of them now has
a nice nose warmer

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to keep them comfy on
those cold mountain nights.

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(whizzing)
(upbeat instrumental music)

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(audience laughing)

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(transition swooshing)
- Stick around,

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things are gonna
get wet and wild.

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"Life At Sea" coming up next

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on "World's Funniest Animals".

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(audience laughing)
(upbeat instrumental music)

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(upbeat instrumental music)

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Welcome back to "World's
Funniest Animals".

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Get your swimsuit on and
grab a pair of flippers

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because we're taking a
dive into our next segment

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and seeing what it's like
to live "Life At Sea".

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(upbeat instrumental music)
- Oh, my head hurts.

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(audience laughing)

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My face hurts.

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My stomach hurts.

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(upbeat instrumental music)

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I knew I shouldn't have
had the oysters for lunch.

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(upbeat instrumental music)
(water bubbling)

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(upbeat instrumental music)
(water bubbling)

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- After you spend
all day multitasking,

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like you've got eight
arms, all you wanna do

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when you get home is
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curl up in your shell,

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and just drift off
into a sea of dreams.

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Hey, dolphins! Keep
it down please.

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I'm trying to sleep.

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(upbeat instrumental music)

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- [Daniel] Uh,
oh, no, you don't.

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(chuckles) I'm right in the
middle of cleaning house

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and now you come
waltzing in here

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all starry-eyed and expect to
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- Wow!
- Uh-uh!

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- Whoo!
- You know what?

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I'll just put your little
starfish butt right over there

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and I'll let you in
when I'm good and ready.

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(audience laughing)

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(upbeat instrumental music)

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(audience laughing)

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- It's even worse
than herding cats.

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At least cats stay on dry land,

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and these guys otter-know
better than to disobey mom.

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- Sometimes, when you
are totally comfortable,

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just chilling by the
side of the pool,

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(sea lion roaring)
somebody else

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wants you to come in
the water and play.

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And they won't take
no for an answer.

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(cymbals clashing)

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- [Devon] Aw, hey, look.

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You found that toy I dropped
in the water. Thanks.

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(Devon chuckles)
(audience laughing)

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I said thanks, now hand it over.

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- Wow. I gotta hand it to you.

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For a little guy,
you've got some nerve.

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- Even the most

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sure-footed animals

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can let their guard
down and mess up.

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I'll show you what I mean in
our segment, "Furry Fails".

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- When it comes to
sheer acrobatic ability,

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cats have evolved to
execute unbelievable moves

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with perfect
confidence and grace.

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Performing aerial feats
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can only dream of.
(items clattering)

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Humans do seem to surpass
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to sticking the landing, though.

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(items clattering)
(audience laughing)

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(transition swooshing)

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- [Devon] Now, most
people would say

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this is a dog, right?

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(upbeat instrumental music)

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- Nope. It's
definitely a hedgehog.

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(upbeat instrumental music)
You get it?

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(upbeat instrumental music)
A hedge-hog.

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(upbeat instrumental music)
Because the hedges.

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(upbeat instrumental music)

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(audience laughing)
- Oh, no, look out.

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(upbeat instrumental music)
(audience laughing)

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Look out behind you. Oh!

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another example of
why you need to get

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a rear view backup
camera for your cat.

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Come on now, you
owe it to your pet.

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Just spend the money.

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(upbeat instrumental music)
- Now,

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I'm just gonna squirrel this
way up in my nest for later.

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(laughs) Cold pizza is the best.

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Ahhh. (crashing)

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Oh, nuts.
(upbeat instrumental music)

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Well, it does make quite a
colorful wall decoration.

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I think I'll just
leave it there.

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- Ah, remember, if at
first you don't succeed

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try, try again.

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(playful jingle)

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(audience laughing)
And again.

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(audience laughing)
(upbeat instrumental music)

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(crashing)

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But at some point you
have to face the fact

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that you need to
lose some weight.

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(upbeat instrumental music)

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- Hey, watch this.
(upbeat instrumental music)

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Check it out.

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I'm top cat. Mm-hmm, yep.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
(playful jingle)

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I meant to do that.

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- "Happy helpers"

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next on "World's
Funniest Animals".

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- You are watching World's
funniest animals

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and I a your host Elizabeth
Stanton.

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When our two hands
just aren't enough,

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never fear our
pets are here.

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They're always ready
to be "Happy Helpers".

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- What a lucky dog.

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As long as he
doesn't get out of line,

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he can dig all day and never
be in the doghouse for it.

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I'd say he won
the canine lottery.

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- Good help is hard to find
these days but this shop

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owner has found a
great employee.

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He's eager to
hop onto any task.

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When it comes to
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he's all ears.

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And his math
skills are very strong.

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He's especially
good at multiplying.

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- The problem with egg
incubators is they all need

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to be plugged
into the power.

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Now there's a new
self-powered egg warmer.

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It's completely portable and
guaranteed to keep eggs at

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just the right temperature.

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There're reports that the
release mechanism is a bit

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sticky though, they
still need to work on that.

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- Let's face it, some of us
are just not cut out for the

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job that we might wanna do.

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Here's a perfect example.

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Sure, she's strong as an ox
but clumsy as a bull in a

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china shop.

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I think it's time for
her to moo-ve on to a more

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appropriate line of work.

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Maybe she could
be a moo-sician.

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Ooh.

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-Drilling
to just the right depth can

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be challenging.

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Drill too far and you
can ruin the whole job.

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But now there's the new
drill helper from D-O-G for

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all your D-I-Y jobs.

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It's guaranteed to stop your
drill at the correct depth

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every time.

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Drill helper may not
function correctly when used

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near other animals,
such as cats or squirrels.

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(transition
swooshing)

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- Just like us, our animals
get bored with

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traveling the old fashioned way.

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Sometimes they
prefer going for a ride.

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- This may not be the
fastest taxi service out

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there, but even
though it's slow,

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it's extremely dependable.

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And you know you won't be
white knuckling it in the

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backseat when it
goes too fast.

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- Here are a
couple of night owls.

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They sleep all day and then
keep this up all night long,

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or at least until one of
their batteries runs out.

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- Brr, the cold
weather's coming soon.

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Don't forget to put the snow
tires on the truck and the

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all-weather
shoes on the horse.

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- Now this is something
you don't see every day,

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and they sure are
putting on quite a show.

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In fact, I would say that
this is the absolute best

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prairie dog and pony
show I have ever seen.

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- Finally, the squirrel
figured out how to stop

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getting chased
around the yard.

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Yep, as long as Chihuahuas
don't have eyes in the back

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of their head, this is the
perfect place to hide out in

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plain sight.

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And what he doesn't
know won't hurt him.

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- Uh, this is
the control tower.

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Helicopter-one-two-three-hamster
proceed to runway 25,

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and you are
cleared for takeoff.

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Have a safe flight.

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Finally, the species has
evolved beyond just running

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around on a wheel all day.

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- "Baby steps" next on World's
funniest animals.

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Welcome back to "World's
funniest animals"

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Our pets are part of our family,

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and sometimes we are
lucky enough to have pets

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when we are just
starting a family.

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And those moments
are a little segment

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we like to call "Baby Steps".

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(upbeat instrumental music)

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(upbeat instrumental music)
(baby babbling)

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(baby coughs)

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- No matter how old you are,

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it's always great to go
out with your best friend

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for a drink.

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(baby cooing)

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It doesn't get any
better than that.

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(audience laughing)

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(transition swooshing)
(upbeat instrumental music)

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- We do windows.

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Our highly trained
technicians at Purr-fectly Clean

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will clean your home's windows

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like they have never
been cleaned before.

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Please note, nap time
is from one to 2:00 PM,

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and we cannot clean windows

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higher than two feet

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from the ground.
(mother chatters)

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(child yelling)

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(audience laughing)
(child yelling)

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(camera operator laughs)

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- There you go.
- It's the new

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Terrier Toboggan.

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Your toddler will love
the adrenaline rush

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of this exciting
downward dog toy.

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It's guaranteed endless
fun or until the child,

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or the dog, has to
stop for nap time.

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(audience laughing)

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(upbeat instrumental music)

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- [Audience] Aw.

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(upbeat instrumental music)

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- What's that?
(audience laughing)

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- Well, this is an
unusual friendship.

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(upbeat instrumental music)

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Let's hope it continues
as the kid grows up.

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It's always helpful to have
friends in high places.

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(upbeat instrumental music)
- Merry Christmas, Santa.

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This year the elves got together

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and bought St. Nick
a new, sportier ride.

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He's gonna love the speed
and it'll be easier to park

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on smaller roofs to get toys
to every good girl and boy.

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(upbeat instrumental music)
- You happy?

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- How many millions
of times has a kid

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had pony on his
Christmas list to Santa?

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(upbeat instrumental music)

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Well, finally, Santa
came through big time.

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(upbeat instrumental music)
I mean, how do you get

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a full-size pony on the sleigh?

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(upbeat instrumental music)
Somehow he did it.

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Santa, you are amazing.

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(upbeat instrumental music)

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(transition swooshing)

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- Cats are great,
low maintenance pets,

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who most of the time
just play it cool.

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But sometimes they
get all riled up

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and that results in
a "Feline Freakout".

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(upbeat instrumental music)

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- This happens to me too.

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I put the bread in
there and then move on

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to doing something else
and forget about it.

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Then all of a sudden, pop!

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Makes me jump. Toasters
need an audible warning.

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"Caution loud noise will
occur in 10 seconds.

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(upbeat instrumental music)
(screeching)

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Please do not be alarmed.
(audience laughing)

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There is no danger.
It is only a toast."

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(upbeat instrumental music)

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- Let's see, what does
this little switch do?

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Oh, no! I activated
the doomsday machine.

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Everybody run! Run!

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(items crashing)

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- Dinosaurs, like T-Rex
and pre-historic cats,

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did not roam the Earth
at the same time.

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(playful jingle)
(toy screeching)

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They were separated
by 30 million years.

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(toy screeching)
Now we see

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what would've happened if they
had lived at the same time.

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(toy screeching)

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00:17:51,009 --> 00:17:53,111
I'm afraid curiosity
would have killed

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pretty much all the cats,
(toy screeching)

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or at least given
them a lot of anxiety.

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00:17:58,450 --> 00:17:59,784
(whistle whistling)

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00:17:59,818 --> 00:18:01,686
(upbeat instrumental music)
(items crashing)

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00:18:01,719 --> 00:18:04,823
(items crashing)
(audience laughing)

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00:18:04,856 --> 00:18:07,158
- Looks like the cat
is out of the bag.

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00:18:07,192 --> 00:18:09,327
(upbeat instrumental music)
(audience laughing)

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00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:13,131
But the bag is now
tormenting the cat.

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00:18:13,164 --> 00:18:14,599
(upbeat instrumental music)

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00:18:14,632 --> 00:18:18,603
Let's face it, cats and bags,
they just don't get along.

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00:18:18,636 --> 00:18:20,271
(upbeat instrumental music)

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00:18:20,305 --> 00:18:23,174
(scraping)
(audience laughing)

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00:18:23,208 --> 00:18:25,810
- This is the new
high speed Roomba.

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I'll admit, its
speed is impressive.

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00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:32,183
Seems like it misses a lot
of the dirt along the way.

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00:18:32,217 --> 00:18:34,486
I'm gonna stay with the
normal slow speed version.

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00:18:34,519 --> 00:18:36,988
(upbeat instrumental music)

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00:18:37,021 --> 00:18:38,723
(playful jingle)
(transition swooshing)

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- Well, that's almost it for us,

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but in case you missed
anything along the way,

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here's a quick recap of all
of our funniest moments.

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We had forged friendships,

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baskets behaving badly.
(audience laughing)

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It's curtains for this cat.
(audience laughing)

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No ordinary otter.

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One doting dog,

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an oddball owl,

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hurried hamsters,
(audience laughing)

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the coolest cat in the kitchen,
(playful jingle)

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and one hilarious horse.

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00:19:01,412 --> 00:19:02,947
(upbeat tempo music playing)

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- Thanks so much to our panel
and thank you for tuning in.

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I'm Elizabeth Stanton,
we'll see you next time

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00:19:12,924 --> 00:19:15,927
on "World's Funniest Animals".