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- You won't wanna miss
what we've got in store:

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Bodacious bulldogs,
freaked out felines,

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well-mannered monitors,
pacified pythons, giant gators

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and a dog that really
enjoys his morning coffee.

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All this and more right here
on World's Funniest Animals.

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Hello and welcome to
World's Funniest Animals

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the one-stop shop for all
of your funny animal needs.

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I'm your host, Elizabeth
Stanton joined today

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by my partners in
crime, Hank and Ruby,

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as well as our amazing panel:

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Anna, Carmen, Devon, and Daniel.

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Our pets do the
most adorable things

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but sometimes we don't
catch it on camera.

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Thankfully, the owners
in this next segment did.

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It's just too cute.

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(playful piano music)

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(audience laughing)

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(dog growling)

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- Okay, this is
exactly how I am.

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I don't really care
if you're tired.

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If we're hanging
out, I'm gonna need

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your undivided attention.

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Look at me, look at me.

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(audience laughing)

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(playful music)

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- Hey, this dog was raised
in the south, all right?

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When Mama tell you to go to bed

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you go to bed, no
questions asked.

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Yes ma'am, I see
you in the morning.

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(audience laughing)

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(twinkling music)

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- Imagine trying to
teach my baby how

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to crawl for hours
just for my dog

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to crawl by and have
it work immediately.

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(audience laughing)

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(playful antics music)

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- [Cat Owner 1] Is he stuck?

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- I have the same struggle
with hotel bed sheets.

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Pulling a bed sheet out
from those hospital corners

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they make is a completely
impossible task.

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Hotel gym is closed?

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No worries.

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I'm gonna have a
30 minute workout

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just trying to go to sleep.

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(audience laughing)

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- [Dog Owner 1] We got walkies.

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You got the walkies.

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Come on in.

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- It looks like Willy
Wonka's family in there.

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How many dogs sleep in that bed?

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- [Dog Owner 1]
Here we got walkies.

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(funky music)

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(audience laughing)

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- Ah, humans.

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Somewhere in history
we went from sleeping

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by a fire with wolves to
somehow making French bulldogs

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they cover us with blankets.

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(audience laughing)

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- Like humans, our
pets need to get

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out every once in a while.

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Let's take a look in our
segment "Field Trip".

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(upbeat music)

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(audience laughing)

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- If you tossed a
ball in that field

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you could keep that guy
entertained for hours.

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I would take him forever to
find it.

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(soft jazzy music)

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(audience laughing)

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(prankster music)

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(audience laughing)

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- This house cat just turned
into a full on Meerkat.

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(sparkling music)

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(beach scene music)

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- You know some guy has been
trying to ski board for weeks.

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Shows up to the
beach, board in hand,

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sees this, just drops
the board, quits.

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(music peaks, ends)

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(upbeat clap music)

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- Can you imagine you're
talking to someone

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and you're like, "Oh,
what'd you do last weekend?"

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And they were like,
"Oh, you know,

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"just got some chores done,
went grocery shopping.

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"Took my cat ice skating."

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Like, what?

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(tropical island music)

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(crowd cheering)

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- I would be the guy
with my dog on a leash.

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All right, how am I supposed
to tell which dog is mine?

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Adorable, but I've seen
"Switched at Birth".

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(audience laughing)

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- Like me, you probably have
your favorite animal clips.

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Here's some of mine.

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(scary music)

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Oh, I know how this story ends.

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(audience laughing)

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Sure, it's all love
and kisses now.

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Just wait until they
get to grandma's house.

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(audience laughing)

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('70s spy mystery music)

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I've played a few rounds
of golf in my day,

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but I never had an
animal do this to me.

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This fox is like
an internet troll

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manifesting itself
on the course.

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(audience laughing)

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Experts agree.

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- Now, when you're playing
with lions it's important

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to never show fear.

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(trainer shouts)
Fear! (beep)

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- [Elizabeth] Well,
not this expert.

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- Oh my goodness,
I've got to see this.

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- [Elizabeth] Hey guys,
you might wanna leave

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that porcupine alone.

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- God, I got-
(man yelling)

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- What can I say?

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Play stupid games,
win stupid prizes.

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(audience laughing)

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Maybe if I just
sit here real still

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they'll leave me
alone and go away.

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(audience laughing)

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Nope, not working.

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(steel drum music)

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(audience laughing)

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The baby whale is thinking,
"Watch how easy it is

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"for me to get all these
people to do what I want.

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"I spin, they spin.

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"I go up, they go up.

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"Silly humans."

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(steel drum music continues)

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(audience laughing)

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Stick around, some pets
put the pedal to the medal

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in '"Going for a Ride" next
on World's Funniest Animals.

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(upbeat music fades)

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(upbeat music)

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Welcome back to World's
Funniest Animals.

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Our pets all love
to go on walks.

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But, you know, sometimes
it's more convenient

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to carpool or head
out for a drive.

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Here's "Going for a Ride".

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(upbeat dance music)

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(audience laughing)

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- So desperately wish
there was another dog

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next to them going, "Why
you hitting yourself?

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"Stop hitting yourself.

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"Why you hitting yourself?"

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(audience laughing)

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(upbeat music)
(machinery humming)

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- Ooh, the union rep is gonna
freak out when he sees this.

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Those bulldozers were
recalled years ago.

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(horn playing catchy tune)

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(regal orchestral march music)

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(audience laughing)

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- This is way too cute
and I'm honestly curious

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what his Robin looks like.

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(regal orchestral
march music continues)

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(Spanish guitar music)

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- [Woman] Maybe stop.

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- [David] No, I can't get off.

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- [Woman] David.

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- [David] Wonder where
are we gonna stop.

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- [Woman] I don't know.

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- [Youth] No, just keep
going, he'll come off.

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- [Woman] Yeah, yeah, here.

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- [David] He's not
gonna come off.

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(audience laughing)

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(toy motoring)
(70s rock music)

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- I'm just gonna go
ahead and say it.

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If dogs drove, we would never
have any road rage accidents.

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But it would be
impossible to find parking

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in any plaza with a pet store.

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So you know, it's
a give and take.

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(audience laughing)

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(70s rock music ends)

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- [VO Artist 1] Do you
wanna go in the car?

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Hey, I'm Brus Griffin of
Brus Griffin's MotorWorld.

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Our prices are dangerously low

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because I can't read.

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Should a dog be selling cars?

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Probably not.

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- I'm gonna be honest.

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Interest rates are
basically predatory

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but with a salesman like
that, it's hard to say no.

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You know how hard it is
to keep a straight face

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negotiating with
a dog in a suit?

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- [VO Artist 1]
Come get yours today

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before the government
catches wind

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of this and shuts us down.

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- Some are lazy,
others are playful,

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but all cats seem to
have one time a day

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where they go absolutely crazy.

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Let's take a look at our
segment "Feline Freakout".

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(horror movie music)

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- Ooh, this cat is either
watching a horror movie

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or their mama's going
through their phone.

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Funny how you get the
same facial expressions

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in those two
different scenarios.

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(horror movie music rises)

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- [Man] No.

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(heavy beat dance music)

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- This is like a snow day
at school back in Georgia.

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We don't get any, so
they just drop a bunch

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of snow into the yard and
all the kids go crazy.

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It's the highlight of
my schooling experience.

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(audience laughing)

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(rock music)

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(audience laughing)

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(dance music)
(carpet shifting)

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- Why does it seem like
someone left this cat

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on spin cycle?

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(dance music continues)

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(tropical island music)

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(audience laughing)

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- See, this is one
of the many reasons

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why animals are
better than people.

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They keep themselves
entertained.

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(audience laughing)

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(mysterious spy music)

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- [Sally] Kathy.

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Kathy.

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(rod crashes)
(Sally winces)

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- Listen, Sally, I told
you a million times

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these curtains do not match
the rest of the house.

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So if you're not gonna
take them down, I will.

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(audience laughing)

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(playful music)

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- [Man] You know,
just start the lesson.

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(playful music continues)

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(audience laughing)

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(beep) (beep)
- Oh, no!

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Oh no.

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- I'm honestly just
impressed they managed

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to pop the exercise ball.

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They honestly seemed invincible.

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- [Man] That's a bad idea.

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- Some of the most adorable
clips coming up next

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in our segment "Baby Steps"
on World's Funniest Animals.

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(upbeat music fading)

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(upbeat music)

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Welcome back to World's
Funniest Animals.

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Some of the most adorable
moments we have found are

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when we get to see animals
grow up with their family.

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Here's "Baby Steps".

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(light ukulele music)

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(audience laughing)

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- Imagine having a dog that
does your whole morning routine

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with you and understands
that you need a coffee

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before you take them on a walk.

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(audience laughing)

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(upbeat music)

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(audience laughing)

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- You don't even
need a babysitter.

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That dog's got it covered.

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Go out to dinner,
they'll be right there

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when you get back.

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(audience laughing)

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(baby speaking baby talk)

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(cows lowing)

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(baby speaking baby talk)

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(cow mooing)

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(baby speaking baby talk)

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(cow lowing)

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00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:42,208
- [Baby] Mama cow,
mama cow, mama cow?

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00:10:42,241 --> 00:10:44,810
(audience laughing)

263
00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:49,815
(upbeat music)
(toddler laughing)

264
00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:53,519
- Ah, yes, this is what
we call a Florida jacuzzi.

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00:10:53,552 --> 00:10:58,391
(audience laughing)
(toddler squealing)

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00:10:58,424 --> 00:11:00,092
(playful music)

267
00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:01,394
- [Audience] Aw.

268
00:11:03,029 --> 00:11:05,998
- I feel like this isn't the
best table manners to learn

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00:11:06,032 --> 00:11:08,868
but she's making friends,
and that's what is important.

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00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:11,504
(audience laughing)

271
00:11:11,537 --> 00:11:15,541
(fairy music flittering)

272
00:11:15,574 --> 00:11:17,743
(fairy music flittering, ends)

273
00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:18,978
(toddler yelping)

274
00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:21,814
(antics xylophone music)

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00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,382
(audience laughing)

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- The service at this all you
can eat buffet is incredible.

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- This next segment's all
about hyperactive pets

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who love to go fast.

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Here's "Fast & Furriest".

280
00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:42,535
(audience laughing)

281
00:11:42,568 --> 00:11:44,070
- What I love about
these videos is

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they all start out as
like a cool video idea.

283
00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:48,074
"Hey babe, come record me

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00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:50,242
"running up the
hill with Lucky."

285
00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:54,113
What makes it cool and
hilarious is the ending.

286
00:11:54,146 --> 00:11:57,116
(audience laughing)

287
00:11:59,685 --> 00:12:02,321
(electronica music)

288
00:12:02,354 --> 00:12:05,024
(audience laughing)

289
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,292
- I think people get two pets

290
00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:08,360
for the same reason
they have two kids.

291
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,663
It's the easiest way to
keep 'em entertained.

292
00:12:10,696 --> 00:12:15,768
(audience laughing)
(electronica music continues)

293
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:22,208
(woman shouting for joy)

294
00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:29,181
(woman shrieking)
(audience laughing)

295
00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:31,450
- As cute as this video
is, I feel like I'm

296
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:34,653
just now realizing
how athletic dogs are.

297
00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:37,456
This guy just ran like half
a mile, like it was nothing

298
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:38,991
and they're ready for round two.

299
00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:42,428
(woman yelling for joy)

300
00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:46,232
(rave music)

301
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,909
- Amazing form,
excellent tackle.

302
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,878
Let me know when
he gets drafted.

303
00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:00,780
And I'm signing him
to my fantasy team.

304
00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:01,514
All right?

305
00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:02,782
I got killed last year.

306
00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:04,550
This guy is a real
difference maker.

307
00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:09,155
(audience laughing)

308
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:14,393
(wagon wheels bouncing)

309
00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:15,427
- [Dog Owner 2] Rocky!

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00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,530
Stop!
(dog owner squeals)

311
00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:18,798
(wagon crashing)
Rocky!

312
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:20,766
- This is what you
get for being lazy.

313
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,769
Clearly, Rocky is taking
a well-deserved break

314
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:27,173
after pulling that cart all
around the neighborhood.

315
00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:28,641
- And now here's another round

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00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:31,277
of some of my
favorite animal clips.

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00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:34,146
- [Dog Owner 3] What
sound does a wolf make?

318
00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:37,683
(dog howling)

319
00:13:37,716 --> 00:13:38,884
(pet howling)

320
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:40,386
(audience laughing)

321
00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:41,754
- [Elizabeth] You know,
things are getting creepy

322
00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:44,790
when your digital assistant
can imitate a wolf

323
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,425
better than your own dog.

324
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:48,961
(tense adventure music)

325
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,262
- He's going to kill us.

326
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,733
- [Elizabeth] Hey, that
Falcon worked really hard

327
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,569
at dirtying up those windows

328
00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:59,972
and these window washers are
trying to ruin everything.

329
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,907
(audience laughing)

330
00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:03,375
- [Witness] Okay, apparently
this little guy is

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00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:05,177
stuck on his back.

332
00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:06,312
(audience laughing)

333
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,146
There.

334
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:08,881
There you go.

335
00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:10,349
There you go.

336
00:14:10,382 --> 00:14:12,918
This isn't really working
for you there, buddy.

337
00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:15,521
(audience laughing)

338
00:14:15,554 --> 00:14:17,189
I'm gonna make you look place

339
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:18,958
so you can climb up, okay?

340
00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:20,426
- Is it just me or is this

341
00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:22,728
one high maintenance porcupine?

342
00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:24,396
(audience laughing)

343
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,965
Oh, what a friendly whale.

344
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:28,734
Nevermind.

345
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,605
Stay right here.

346
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:35,107
You don't wanna miss the
"Reptile Round-Up" next

347
00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:36,942
on the World's Funniest Animals.

348
00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:41,614
(upbeat music fades)

349
00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:47,052
(upbeat music)

350
00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:50,489
Welcome back to World's
Funniest Animals.

351
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Sometimes our pets get too
excited for their own good

352
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and it can result in some
pretty hilarious antics.

353
00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:58,797
Here's "Furry Fails".

354
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:01,967
(electronica music)

355
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:03,802
(audience laughing)

356
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,037
- I'm conflicted.

357
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,705
Part of me is thinking
that's instant karma

358
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,073
for trying to steal food.

359
00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:09,875
The other part of me is thinking

360
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,745
that all dogs deserve
permanent good karma.

361
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,316
(stick banging)

362
00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:20,152
(audience laughing)

363
00:15:20,185 --> 00:15:23,622
("Pink Panther" music)

364
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:27,359
(audience laughing)

365
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,295
- Yeah, geometry's
a little fuzzy

366
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:30,296
for me, too, little guy.

367
00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:31,497
Don't sweat it.

368
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:33,332
Just wait till you start
dealing with algebra

369
00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:35,067
imaginary treats, mm-hm.

370
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,603
Solving for where
the ball is, hmm?

371
00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:38,537
It's the worst.

372
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,773
("Pink Panther" music continues)

373
00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:42,708
(dog owner laughing)

374
00:15:42,741 --> 00:15:46,211
(audience laughing)

375
00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:49,715
- Like the stutter stuff
bamboozle like

376
00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:50,983
nobody's business.

377
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,486
He made it all the
way out the door.

378
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,722
See if he falls for it again.

379
00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:58,557
(playful antics music)

380
00:15:58,590 --> 00:15:59,391
(ball bouncing)

381
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:01,627
(audience laughing)

382
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:04,163
- Now, this is the type of
marriage that I want, all right?

383
00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:05,965
Me still trying
to impress my wife

384
00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:08,534
and her laughing at me
when I fail miserably.

385
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:11,236
Oh, and yeah, a dog
would be nice too.

386
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:14,340
(audience laughing)

387
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:17,609
(beach buggy music)

388
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,078
(water splashing)

389
00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:20,245
- [Pet Owner] Ooh, (beep)
(beep) (beep) (beep).

390
00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:21,847
- Okay, if you
pause about halfway

391
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,282
through their jump, you
can see them look down

392
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:24,883
and realize, "Oh, no!

393
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:27,119
"I've made a horrible mistake."

394
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:30,489
(audience laughing)

395
00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:34,893
(light reggae music)

396
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:36,028
- [Pet Owner 3] Hey, who's that?

397
00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:37,563
(pet owner knocking)
Who's that?

398
00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:39,031
(audience laughing)

399
00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:40,799
- We have been given
man's best friend

400
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,601
and what do we do?

401
00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:43,769
We wrap them in blankets

402
00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:46,338
and make them accomplish
impossible tasks.

403
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:47,573
(light reggae music continues)

404
00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:48,707
- We all know pugs
are some of the most

405
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,976
athletic dogs in the world.

406
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,878
This course is
clearly not regulated,

407
00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:54,780
otherwise, he
would've smashed that.

408
00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:01,420
- It's time to give a little
love to our scaly friends.

409
00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:04,089
It's not just all
cats, dogs and birds.

410
00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:07,226
Some of us go for a
good "Reptile Round-Up".

411
00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:12,331
(stately piano music)
(audience laughing)

412
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,701
(stately piano music continues)

413
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:17,970
- I guess when you're
tired of dating men who act

414
00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:20,973
like dogs, you wind
up like this lady.

415
00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:22,508
(audience laughing)

416
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:23,675
(stately piano music continues)

417
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,378
(audience laughing)

418
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:28,080
(moroccan music)

419
00:17:28,113 --> 00:17:31,183
(audience laughing)

420
00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:34,787
- Is this tempted cannibalism?

421
00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:36,188
He's gonna be asking for a side

422
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:38,057
of fava beans and Chianti.

423
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,827
- [Lizard Owner] No.

424
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:42,761
Samage, let go.

425
00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:48,300
- Ooh, see, I grew
up watching movies

426
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:49,535
that made me afraid of snakes.

427
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,470
Spiders and snakes,
can't do it, man.

428
00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:53,539
But this girl is fearless.

429
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:57,743
Now, I'm no expert, but this
seems like great parenting.

430
00:17:57,776 --> 00:18:01,447
(audience laughing)

431
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,282
(audience laughing)

432
00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:04,683
(dance music)

433
00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:07,986
- [Mommy] Who's that, Kip?

434
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,455
Is he your buddy?

435
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:12,958
- That is the strangest
looking dog I've ever seen.

436
00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:15,427
(audience laughing)

437
00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:16,862
(guests repulsed shrieking)

438
00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:18,297
- I don't leave reviews
for restaurants,

439
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:20,299
but if I did, it would
be really difficult

440
00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:22,434
for me to not leave one star.

441
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,136
That being said,
it is on the beach

442
00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:25,871
and I'm technically
eating in their house

443
00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:28,006
so who's really in the wrong?

444
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,776
(guest yelling)

445
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,682
(audience members groaning)

446
00:18:36,715 --> 00:18:38,650
- I've seen how this movie ends.

447
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,619
All right, Adam Sandler
wins the tournament.

448
00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:42,154
Oh, this is real?

449
00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:43,388
No, no, no, stop recording.

450
00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:45,891
There's a legitimate
dinosaur on the course.

451
00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:47,359
That thing is massive.

452
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:52,131
(audience laughing)

453
00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:54,266
- Well, that's almost it for us

454
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,368
but in case you missed
anything along the way

455
00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:59,938
here's a quick recap of all
of our funniest moments.

456
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,541
We had crawling canines,
competitive corgis,

457
00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:06,211
peddler pugs, doting dogs,
charging collies, cozy cats

458
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:08,947
a puzzled pooch who can't
quite figure out how

459
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:12,317
to make that stick fit
through the doorway.

460
00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:15,020
(upbeat music)

461
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:22,494
Thanks so much to our panel,
and thank you for tuning in.

462
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:23,929
I'm Elizabeth Stanton.

463
00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:26,198
See you next time on
World's Funniest Animals.

464
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:31,436
(audience laughing)

465
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:39,077
(machinery humming)

466
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,883
(carpet sifting)

467
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,920
(water splashing)

468
00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:51,223
(audience laughing)

469
00:19:51,256 --> 00:19:54,159
(upbeat music fades)