- You won't wanna miss what we've got in store:
Bodacious bulldogs, freaked out felines,
well-mannered monitors, pacified pythons, giant gators
and a dog that really enjoys his morning coffee.
All this and more right here on World's Funniest Animals.
Hello and welcome to World's Funniest Animals
the one-stop shop for all of your funny animal needs.
I'm your host, Elizabeth Stanton joined today
by my partners in crime, Hank and Ruby,
as well as our amazing panel:
Anna, Carmen, Devon, and Daniel.
Our pets do the most adorable things
but sometimes we don't catch it on camera.
Thankfully, the owners in this next segment did.
It's just too cute.
(playful piano music)
(audience laughing)
(dog growling)
- Okay, this is exactly how I am.
I don't really care if you're tired.
If we're hanging out, I'm gonna need
your undivided attention.
Look at me, look at me.
(audience laughing)
(playful music)
- Hey, this dog was raised in the south, all right?
When Mama tell you to go to bed
you go to bed, no questions asked.
Yes ma'am, I see you in the morning.
(audience laughing)
(twinkling music)
- Imagine trying to teach my baby how
to crawl for hours just for my dog
to crawl by and have it work immediately.
(audience laughing)
(playful antics music)
- [Cat Owner 1] Is he stuck?
- I have the same struggle with hotel bed sheets.
Pulling a bed sheet out from those hospital corners
they make is a completely impossible task.
Hotel gym is closed?
No worries.
I'm gonna have a 30 minute workout
just trying to go to sleep.
(audience laughing)
- [Dog Owner 1] We got walkies.
You got the walkies.
Come on in.
- It looks like Willy Wonka's family in there.
How many dogs sleep in that bed?
- [Dog Owner 1] Here we got walkies.
(funky music)
(audience laughing)
- Ah, humans.
Somewhere in history we went from sleeping
by a fire with wolves to somehow making French bulldogs
they cover us with blankets.
(audience laughing)
- Like humans, our pets need to get
out every once in a while.
Let's take a look in our segment "Field Trip".
(upbeat music)
(audience laughing)
- If you tossed a ball in that field
you could keep that guy entertained for hours.
I would take him forever to find it.
(soft jazzy music)
(audience laughing)
(prankster music)
(audience laughing)
- This house cat just turned into a full on Meerkat.
(sparkling music)
(beach scene music)
- You know some guy has been trying to ski board for weeks.
Shows up to the beach, board in hand,
sees this, just drops the board, quits.
(music peaks, ends)
(upbeat clap music)
- Can you imagine you're talking to someone
and you're like, "Oh, what'd you do last weekend?"
And they were like, "Oh, you know,
"just got some chores done, went grocery shopping.
"Took my cat ice skating."
Like, what?
(tropical island music)
(crowd cheering)
- I would be the guy with my dog on a leash.
All right, how am I supposed to tell which dog is mine?
Adorable, but I've seen "Switched at Birth".
(audience laughing)
- Like me, you probably have your favorite animal clips.
Here's some of mine.
(scary music)
Oh, I know how this story ends.
(audience laughing)
Sure, it's all love and kisses now.
Just wait until they get to grandma's house.
(audience laughing)
('70s spy mystery music)
I've played a few rounds of golf in my day,
but I never had an animal do this to me.
This fox is like an internet troll
manifesting itself on the course.
(audience laughing)
Experts agree.
- Now, when you're playing with lions it's important
to never show fear.
(trainer shouts) Fear! (beep)
- [Elizabeth] Well, not this expert.
- Oh my goodness, I've got to see this.
- [Elizabeth] Hey guys, you might wanna leave
that porcupine alone.
- God, I got- (man yelling)
- What can I say?
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
(audience laughing)
Maybe if I just sit here real still
they'll leave me alone and go away.
(audience laughing)
Nope, not working.
(steel drum music)
(audience laughing)
The baby whale is thinking, "Watch how easy it is
"for me to get all these people to do what I want.
"I spin, they spin.
"I go up, they go up.
"Silly humans."
(steel drum music continues)
(audience laughing)
Stick around, some pets put the pedal to the medal
in '"Going for a Ride" next on World's Funniest Animals.
(upbeat music fades)
(upbeat music)
Welcome back to World's Funniest Animals.
Our pets all love to go on walks.
But, you know, sometimes it's more convenient
to carpool or head out for a drive.
Here's "Going for a Ride".
(upbeat dance music)
(audience laughing)
- So desperately wish there was another dog
next to them going, "Why you hitting yourself?
"Stop hitting yourself.
"Why you hitting yourself?"
(audience laughing)
(upbeat music) (machinery humming)
- Ooh, the union rep is gonna freak out when he sees this.
Those bulldozers were recalled years ago.
(horn playing catchy tune)
(regal orchestral march music)
(audience laughing)
- This is way too cute and I'm honestly curious
what his Robin looks like.
(regal orchestral march music continues)
(Spanish guitar music)
- [Woman] Maybe stop.
- [David] No, I can't get off.
- [Woman] David.
- [David] Wonder where are we gonna stop.
- [Woman] I don't know.
- [Youth] No, just keep going, he'll come off.
- [Woman] Yeah, yeah, here.
- [David] He's not gonna come off.
(audience laughing)
(toy motoring) (70s rock music)
- I'm just gonna go ahead and say it.
If dogs drove, we would never have any road rage accidents.
But it would be impossible to find parking
in any plaza with a pet store.
So you know, it's a give and take.
(audience laughing)
(70s rock music ends)
- [VO Artist 1] Do you wanna go in the car?
Hey, I'm Brus Griffin of Brus Griffin's MotorWorld.
Our prices are dangerously low
because I can't read.
Should a dog be selling cars?
Probably not.
- I'm gonna be honest.
Interest rates are basically predatory
but with a salesman like that, it's hard to say no.
You know how hard it is to keep a straight face
negotiating with a dog in a suit?
- [VO Artist 1] Come get yours today
before the government catches wind
of this and shuts us down.
- Some are lazy, others are playful,
but all cats seem to have one time a day
where they go absolutely crazy.
Let's take a look at our segment "Feline Freakout".
(horror movie music)
- Ooh, this cat is either watching a horror movie
or their mama's going through their phone.
Funny how you get the same facial expressions
in those two different scenarios.
(horror movie music rises)
- [Man] No.
(heavy beat dance music)
- This is like a snow day at school back in Georgia.
We don't get any, so they just drop a bunch
of snow into the yard and all the kids go crazy.
It's the highlight of my schooling experience.
(audience laughing)
(rock music)
(audience laughing)
(dance music) (carpet shifting)
- Why does it seem like someone left this cat
on spin cycle?
(dance music continues)
(tropical island music)
(audience laughing)
- See, this is one of the many reasons
why animals are better than people.
They keep themselves entertained.
(audience laughing)
(mysterious spy music)
- [Sally] Kathy.
Kathy.
(rod crashes) (Sally winces)
- Listen, Sally, I told you a million times
these curtains do not match the rest of the house.
So if you're not gonna take them down, I will.
(audience laughing)
(playful music)
- [Man] You know, just start the lesson.
(playful music continues)
(audience laughing)
(beep) (beep) - Oh, no!
Oh no.
- I'm honestly just impressed they managed
to pop the exercise ball.
They honestly seemed invincible.
- [Man] That's a bad idea.
- Some of the most adorable clips coming up next
in our segment "Baby Steps" on World's Funniest Animals.
(upbeat music fading)
(upbeat music)
Welcome back to World's Funniest Animals.
Some of the most adorable moments we have found are
when we get to see animals grow up with their family.
Here's "Baby Steps".
(light ukulele music)
(audience laughing)
- Imagine having a dog that does your whole morning routine
with you and understands that you need a coffee
before you take them on a walk.
(audience laughing)
(upbeat music)
(audience laughing)
- You don't even need a babysitter.
That dog's got it covered.
Go out to dinner, they'll be right there
when you get back.
(audience laughing)
(baby speaking baby talk)
(cows lowing)
(baby speaking baby talk)
(cow mooing)
(baby speaking baby talk)
(cow lowing)
- [Baby] Mama cow, mama cow, mama cow?
(audience laughing)
(upbeat music) (toddler laughing)
- Ah, yes, this is what we call a Florida jacuzzi.
(audience laughing) (toddler squealing)
(playful music)
- [Audience] Aw.
- I feel like this isn't the best table manners to learn
but she's making friends, and that's what is important.
(audience laughing)
(fairy music flittering)
(fairy music flittering, ends)
(toddler yelping)
(antics xylophone music)
(audience laughing)
- The service at this all you can eat buffet is incredible.
- This next segment's all about hyperactive pets
who love to go fast.
Here's "Fast & Furriest".
(audience laughing)
- What I love about these videos is
they all start out as like a cool video idea.
"Hey babe, come record me
"running up the hill with Lucky."
What makes it cool and hilarious is the ending.
(audience laughing)
(electronica music)
(audience laughing)
- I think people get two pets
for the same reason they have two kids.
It's the easiest way to keep 'em entertained.
(audience laughing) (electronica music continues)
(woman shouting for joy)
(woman shrieking) (audience laughing)
- As cute as this video is, I feel like I'm
just now realizing how athletic dogs are.
This guy just ran like half a mile, like it was nothing
and they're ready for round two.
(woman yelling for joy)
(rave music)
- Amazing form, excellent tackle.
Let me know when he gets drafted.
And I'm signing him to my fantasy team.
All right?
I got killed last year.
This guy is a real difference maker.
(audience laughing)
(wagon wheels bouncing)
- [Dog Owner 2] Rocky!
Stop! (dog owner squeals)
(wagon crashing) Rocky!
- This is what you get for being lazy.
Clearly, Rocky is taking a well-deserved break
after pulling that cart all around the neighborhood.
- And now here's another round
of some of my favorite animal clips.
- [Dog Owner 3] What sound does a wolf make?
(dog howling)
(pet howling)
(audience laughing)
- [Elizabeth] You know, things are getting creepy
when your digital assistant can imitate a wolf
better than your own dog.
(tense adventure music)
- He's going to kill us.
- [Elizabeth] Hey, that Falcon worked really hard
at dirtying up those windows
and these window washers are trying to ruin everything.
(audience laughing)
- [Witness] Okay, apparently this little guy is
stuck on his back.
(audience laughing)
There.
There you go.
This isn't really working for you there, buddy.
(audience laughing)
I'm gonna make you look place
so you can climb up, okay?
- Is it just me or is this
one high maintenance porcupine?
(audience laughing)
Oh, what a friendly whale.
Nevermind.
Stay right here.
You don't wanna miss the "Reptile Round-Up" next
on the World's Funniest Animals.
(upbeat music fades)
(upbeat music)
Welcome back to World's Funniest Animals.
Sometimes our pets get too excited for their own good
and it can result in some pretty hilarious antics.
Here's "Furry Fails".
(electronica music)
(audience laughing)
- I'm conflicted.
Part of me is thinking that's instant karma
for trying to steal food.
The other part of me is thinking
that all dogs deserve permanent good karma.
(stick banging)
(audience laughing)
("Pink Panther" music)
(audience laughing)
- Yeah, geometry's a little fuzzy
for me, too, little guy.
Don't sweat it.
Just wait till you start dealing with algebra
imaginary treats, mm-hm.
Solving for where the ball is, hmm?
It's the worst.
("Pink Panther" music continues)
(dog owner laughing)
(audience laughing)
- Like the stutter stuff bamboozle like
nobody's business.
He made it all the way out the door.
See if he falls for it again.
(playful antics music)
(ball bouncing)
(audience laughing)
- Now, this is the type of marriage that I want, all right?
Me still trying to impress my wife
and her laughing at me when I fail miserably.
Oh, and yeah, a dog would be nice too.
(audience laughing)
(beach buggy music)
(water splashing)
- [Pet Owner] Ooh, (beep) (beep) (beep) (beep).
- Okay, if you pause about halfway
through their jump, you can see them look down
and realize, "Oh, no!
"I've made a horrible mistake."
(audience laughing)
(light reggae music)
- [Pet Owner 3] Hey, who's that?
(pet owner knocking) Who's that?
(audience laughing)
- We have been given man's best friend
and what do we do?
We wrap them in blankets
and make them accomplish impossible tasks.
(light reggae music continues)
- We all know pugs are some of the most
athletic dogs in the world.
This course is clearly not regulated,
otherwise, he would've smashed that.
- It's time to give a little love to our scaly friends.
It's not just all cats, dogs and birds.
Some of us go for a good "Reptile Round-Up".
(stately piano music) (audience laughing)
(stately piano music continues)
- I guess when you're tired of dating men who act
like dogs, you wind up like this lady.
(audience laughing)
(stately piano music continues)
(audience laughing)
(moroccan music)
(audience laughing)
- Is this tempted cannibalism?
He's gonna be asking for a side
of fava beans and Chianti.
- [Lizard Owner] No.
Samage, let go.
- Ooh, see, I grew up watching movies
that made me afraid of snakes.
Spiders and snakes, can't do it, man.
But this girl is fearless.
Now, I'm no expert, but this seems like great parenting.
(audience laughing)
(dance music)
- [Mommy] Who's that, Kip?
Is he your buddy?
- That is the strangest looking dog I've ever seen.
(audience laughing)
(guests repulsed shrieking)
- I don't leave reviews for restaurants,
but if I did, it would be really difficult
for me to not leave one star.
That being said, it is on the beach
and I'm technically eating in their house
so who's really in the wrong?
(guest yelling)
(audience members groaning)
- I've seen how this movie ends.
All right, Adam Sandler wins the tournament.
Oh, this is real?
No, no, no, stop recording.
There's a legitimate dinosaur on the course.
That thing is massive.
(audience laughing)
- Well, that's almost it for us
but in case you missed anything along the way
here's a quick recap of all of our funniest moments.
We had crawling canines, competitive corgis,
peddler pugs, doting dogs, charging collies, cozy cats
a puzzled pooch who can't quite figure out how
to make that stick fit through the doorway.
(upbeat music)
Thanks so much to our panel, and thank you for tuning in.
I'm Elizabeth Stanton.
See you next time on World's Funniest Animals.
(audience laughing)
(machinery humming)
(carpet sifting)
(water splashing)
(audience laughing)
(upbeat music fades)