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- [Elizabeth] You don't
want to miss this.

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We have galloping goats,

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a hyperactive hare,
dancing doggies,

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shouting sea lions,
and this canine cowboy.

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All this and more, right here
on "World's Funniest Animals".

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Hello and welcome to
"World's Funniest Animals",

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your one-stop shop for all
of your funny animal needs.

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I'm your host,
Elizabeth Stanton,

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here with my partners
in crime, Hank and Ruby,

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as well as our awesome
team of panelists,

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Anna, Daniel, Carmen and Devon.

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We're so happy to have you here.

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Some animals run and hide
at the sound of water.

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Others love a nice,
relaxing scrub-down.

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We're going to highlight
some hygienic hounds

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and other animals in our
segment, "Bath Time".

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(upbeat music)

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(audience laughing)

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- Man, dogs have it so good.

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He literally just
woke up from a nap,

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and now he's completely bathed!

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(audience laughing)

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(quirky music)

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(audience laughing)

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- I can guarantee you
they didn't teach him

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to fix a leak this
way in trade school.

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(audience laughing)

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- This guy just looks like he
had the longest day at work.

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(audience laughing)

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(puppy howling)

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(audience laughing)

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(puppy howling)

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- You know, all
these small dogs seem

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to have the biggest attitudes.

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Just take your
baths, little fellas.

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(puppy howling)
(audience laughing)

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(paws tapping)

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(water splashing)
(audience laughing)

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(energetic music)

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- If you threw some
clothes in there,

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you'd basically have a
free washing machine!

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(audience laughing)

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- Every now and then, our
pets like to remind us

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how loving and adorable they are

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and how they're
always there for us

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and that they need
a reward for it.

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Sometimes they want
"Attention On Me".

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(bright music)

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- [Dog Parent] Stop.

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(audience laughing)

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Stop!

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Lola, stop. (laughs)
(laptop smacking)

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(audience laughing)

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Lola!

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(laptop smacking)

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- Listen, Karen, I don't care
when these reports are due.

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I'm due for some pets
and maybe a snack.

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- [Dog Parent] Lola!
(laptop smacks)

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(audience laughing)

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(upbeat music)

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(audience laughing)

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(upbeat music continues)

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- Suddenly, doing the
dishes doesn't seem so bad.

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(bright music)

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(dog growling)

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(audience laughing)

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(dog growling)
(audience laughing)

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- Want me to take
you for a walk?

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(dog growling)

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- Aw, he's not needy,
he's just spotting him.

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(dog growling)
(audience laughing)

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(energetic music)

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(dog parent playfully growling)

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(audience laughing)

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- If this is how I
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I'd never get out of bed.

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(dog parent playfully growling)

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(audience laughing)

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(energetic music)

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(audience laughing)

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(cat meows)

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(audience laughing)

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(electronic music)

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(audience laughing)

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(cartoonish pattering)

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(audience laughing)

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- Throwing clips to
the panelists is fun,

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but now it's my turn.

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Here's "Lizzy's Favorites".

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(audience laughing)

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Mirror, mirror, on the table,

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is that cat in the mirror
real or just a fable?

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How does that other cat do it?

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He's there, then
poof, he's gone!

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(audience laughing)
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Most tarantulas leave you alone,

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as long as you don't freak out.

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Well, that plan's blown,

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but way to put his basic
training to good use.

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Just look at that crawl
and roll, textbook.

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Welcome to Giraffic Park.

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She's just like me, likes to
look at all of the options

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before choosing a place to eat.

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And decision made, yum.

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(audience laughing)

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Now, I consider myself to
be an outdoorsy person,

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and there's nothing
better for your health

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than a brisk bike ride
through the forest.

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Whoa, bear!
(audience laughing)

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Okay, so there's nothing
more dangerous to your health

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than a brisk bike ride
through the forest.

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Let's get out of here!

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For some reason, Louie has
no problems with anything

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except that bowl of water.

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(Louie barking)
(audience laughing)

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He's perfectly fine, as
long as you don't remind him

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of that bowl of water.

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(Louie barking)

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So please, just let him forget
about that bowl of water.

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Ah, it's not so bad.
(audience laughing)

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Felines are generally known
for their grace and balance.

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(audience laughing)

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(cat meowing)

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Oh, not generally known, not.

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Oh, okay, I got that wrong.

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This party's just
getting started.

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Stick around for some pets
who can really cut a rug,

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which is better than what
my dogs do to my rug.

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Next, on "World's
Funniest Animals".

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Welcome back to "World's
Funniest Animals".

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Sometimes, you turn
on your favorite song

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and you can't help but move.

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Our pets are no exception

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and also can get caught up
in a bit of "Dance Fever".

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(cat meowing)

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(audience laughing)

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- You know, if you pan the
video up, it's actually Shakira?

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She teaches all her pets
the "Hips Don't Lie" dance.

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(cat meowing)
(audience laughing)

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(energetic music)

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(audience laughing)

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- He doesn't even
need a dance partner.

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He's over there
dancing all by himself.

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(energetic music continues)

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(audience laughing)

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(swing music)

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(audience laughing)

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(swing music continues)

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(audience laughing)

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- Is it sad that this
dog is a better dancer

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than most people I know?

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(audience laughing)

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- Another stand-out
performance from Eddie.

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Can't wait to see how this
competition shakes up.

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(audience laughing)

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(electronic music)

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(audience laughing)

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(safari music)

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(audience laughing)

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- Now, I'm convinced he was
a drummer in his past life.

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You replace that bed
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that guy's crushing it.

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(safari music continues)

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- Sometimes our pets' social
batteries can hit empty,

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and they are over any
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This next segment highlights
that time perfectly.

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It's "Don't Mess With Me".

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- He's drooling.

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Such a, why are you drooling?

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(cat hissing)

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(cat parent hissing)

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(cat growling)

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(audience laughing)

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- I may have a
linguistics degree,

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but it doesn't take one to know

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that whatever that lady said
in cat wasn't very friendly.

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(cat parent hissing)

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(cat growling)

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(quirky music)

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(cat hissing)

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- If you wake me up
while I'm sleeping

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on the couch trying
to videotape me,

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you're going to get
the same reaction.

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I'm just saying.

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(cat hissing)

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(audience laughing)

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(spooky music)

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(audience laughing)

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- This cat would
start so many rumors

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in my neighborhood growing up.

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We would easily
claim it's haunted.

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I mean, just look at him.
He's seen some things.

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(spooky music continues)
(audience laughing)

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- [Dog Parent] Why
are you freaking?

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(dog howling)

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(audience laughing)

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What's going on?

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(dog howling)

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Are you mad at me?

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(dog howling)
(audience laughing)

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- If dogs could actually talk,

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we would never leave them home.

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(dog howling)

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- I think it's time to go
in the kennel. Come on.

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(playful music)

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Come on, it's time
to go in the kennel.

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(dog groaning)

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Come on!

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(dog groaning)

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(audience laughing)

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It's time to go.

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Come on.
(audience laughing)

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(playful music continues)

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Come on.
(dog groaning)

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It's time to go in the kennel.

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Kennel time.

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(dog groaning)

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(audience laughing)

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Kennel time.

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Come on!

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(dog groaning)
(audience laughing)

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- Oh, you mean the giant
wolf dog who has evolved

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to do nothing but
run in the snow,

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doesn't want to stay home?

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Big surprise!

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(audience laughing)

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- [Elizabeth] Coming
up, some partying pals

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and helping hands.

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"Best Buddies" are next, on
"World's Funniest Animals".

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(energetic music)

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(energetic music)

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Welcome back to "World's
Funniest Animals".

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Animals are extremely empathetic

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and make great
friends both to humans

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and other animals alike.

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Here's "Best Buddies".

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(blues music)

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(audience laughing)

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(blues music continues)

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(audience laughing)

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- We all have that
friend that pulls us out

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of bad situations.

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This is that friend.

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(audience laughing)

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♪ Happy birthday, dear Lola ♪

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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

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- [Family] Yay!

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- Note to self.

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If throwing a birthday party
for my dog in the future,

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invite all of its
friends, and get a cake.

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Thought that was
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but clearly, this
is the new normal.

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- We love you!
- Aw!

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(audience laughing)

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(bright music)

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(audience laughing)

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- Dogs really are
man's best friend.

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Half the people that
you see broken down

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wouldn't stop to help!

271
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This dog is out there
with no hesitation.

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(light-hearted music)

273
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(audience laughing)

274
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- This video is way too
cute, but where are they?

275
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Is this a deleted scene
from "Lord of the Rings"?

276
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This doesn't even look
like a real place!

277
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Are they on a green screen?

278
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I have so many questions.

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(light-hearted music continues)

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(audience laughing)

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(playful music)

282
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(audience laughing)

283
00:12:41,433 --> 00:12:45,370
(playful music continues)

284
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- There's always that one friend

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that has to act like
the main character.

286
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And it's me! (laughs)

287
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(audience laughing)

288
00:12:54,579 --> 00:12:57,015
(lullaby music)

289
00:12:57,048 --> 00:13:00,352
(audience laughing)

290
00:13:00,385 --> 00:13:02,587
- Here are a few more
clips that make me laugh.

291
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It's "Lizzy's Favorites".

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(energetic music)

293
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This guy in sunglasses
just can't take the hint

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that this bench is reserved.

295
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(sea lion growling)

296
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But the clam breath
will do it every time.

297
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Sea lions aren't big flossers.

298
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I'm not saying this kitten
is a goat in disguise,

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but okay.
(kitten bleating)

300
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I'm saying that this kitten
is a goat in disguise.

301
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(kitten bleating)
(audience laughing)

302
00:13:30,015 --> 00:13:32,083
(child talking indistinctly)

303
00:13:32,117 --> 00:13:34,786
These two youngins have been
giving each other trouble

304
00:13:34,820 --> 00:13:37,489
since the day they
tied for first place

305
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in the Long Neck Funny
Walk Championship.

306
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(dog barking)

307
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Always remember, as long
as the job gets done,

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it doesn't really matter
how the job gets done.

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(audience laughing)

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You do you, my furry friend.

311
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(upbeat music)

312
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(cat food pattering)

313
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This homemade feeding machine

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is the most
convenient thing ever.

315
00:14:04,749 --> 00:14:08,019
Now, all we have to do is
teach this cat to read.

316
00:14:08,053 --> 00:14:10,488
(audience laughing)

317
00:14:10,522 --> 00:14:11,756
(bright music)

318
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- [Dog Parent] You want
the freezer? Okay then.

319
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(audience laughing)

320
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Okay, in. (laughs)

321
00:14:17,529 --> 00:14:21,299
(audience laughing)

322
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(dog parent laughing)

323
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- [Elizabeth] When it's
really hot outside,

324
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most of us head to the
fridge for a cold one,

325
00:14:28,907 --> 00:14:31,776
but this pup's got
an even better idea.

326
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Okay, take that, AI.

327
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That's really
non-human creativity.

328
00:14:37,015 --> 00:14:38,483
(energetic music)

329
00:14:38,516 --> 00:14:41,686
Poor Hans the dog is very
confused by this hairdryer.

330
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"Come on, guys, if you won't
let me drink out of the toilet,

331
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at least get your water
hose to work right!

332
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Geez, why do we even have
this room in the house?"

333
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Next time you think
something is too difficult,

334
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think about this puppy
that wanted to be part

335
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of a dolphin pod and succeeded.

336
00:14:59,337 --> 00:15:02,407
(audience laughing)

337
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Coming up, goats,
goats, and more goats.

338
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We'll be kidding around next
on "World's Funniest Animals".

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(energetic music)

340
00:15:17,055 --> 00:15:20,191
(energetic music)

341
00:15:20,225 --> 00:15:22,294
Welcome back to "World's
Funniest Animals".

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It's time to see what some of
the most hilarious animals,

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at least in my
opinion, are up to.

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Here's "I'm Not Kidding".

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00:15:31,536 --> 00:15:34,005
(bright music)

346
00:15:34,039 --> 00:15:37,108
(audience laughing)

347
00:15:38,410 --> 00:15:41,913
(bright music continues)

348
00:15:44,316 --> 00:15:46,251
(audience laughing)

349
00:15:46,284 --> 00:15:48,853
- Are baby goats
basically just puppies?

350
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(bell ringing)

351
00:15:51,523 --> 00:15:54,292
(playful music)

352
00:15:54,326 --> 00:15:57,062
(goat bleating)

353
00:15:58,263 --> 00:16:01,633
(audience laughing)

354
00:16:01,666 --> 00:16:03,568
(playful music continues)

355
00:16:03,601 --> 00:16:06,738
- Well, that's one way to wake
up when you're out of coffee.

356
00:16:06,771 --> 00:16:09,140
Just stick your face in
about a foot of snow.

357
00:16:09,174 --> 00:16:10,642
(audience laughing)

358
00:16:10,675 --> 00:16:15,080
- [Goat Parent]
(laughs) No, Luna, no.

359
00:16:16,081 --> 00:16:18,483
No.
(audience laughing)

360
00:16:18,516 --> 00:16:19,751
No, ma'am.

361
00:16:19,784 --> 00:16:21,653
No! What the...

362
00:16:21,686 --> 00:16:24,689
(audience laughing)

363
00:16:24,723 --> 00:16:26,358
- Yeah, I'm not a
claims adjuster,

364
00:16:26,391 --> 00:16:29,160
but I can almost guarantee
that goats are not covered

365
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in her policy.

366
00:16:30,495 --> 00:16:31,529
- [Goat Parent] NO! What the...

367
00:16:32,630 --> 00:16:35,467
(audience laughing)

368
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,802
(rock music)

369
00:16:37,836 --> 00:16:40,839
(hooves pattering)

370
00:16:42,107 --> 00:16:45,210
(audience laughing)

371
00:16:45,243 --> 00:16:48,646
(rock music continues)

372
00:16:53,018 --> 00:16:54,986
- A lot of our pets
can do the basics,

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like sit, lay down,
maybe roll over.

374
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But some pets have
some hidden skills.

375
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Through amazing training
or just something

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they discovered on their
own, here's "Most Talented".

377
00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:10,568
(upbeat music)

378
00:17:10,602 --> 00:17:13,338
(trainer whistling)

379
00:17:13,371 --> 00:17:16,274
- You know the dog just holding
the ropes is so jealous,

380
00:17:16,307 --> 00:17:18,710
like, "Put me in,
coach! Put me in!"

381
00:17:19,911 --> 00:17:22,480
(banjo music)

382
00:17:24,516 --> 00:17:28,386
(audience laughing)

383
00:17:28,420 --> 00:17:30,555
- Look, look, I don't
want to be controversial,

384
00:17:30,588 --> 00:17:31,823
but this is making me feel

385
00:17:31,856 --> 00:17:34,159
like jockeys are
kind of overpaid.

386
00:17:34,192 --> 00:17:36,227
(audience laughing)

387
00:17:36,261 --> 00:17:38,897
(upbeat music)

388
00:17:40,265 --> 00:17:43,435
(audience laughing)

389
00:17:44,736 --> 00:17:46,471
- We always had to
deal with gym bros.

390
00:17:46,504 --> 00:17:48,573
Now we have to
deal with gym dogs?

391
00:17:48,606 --> 00:17:50,508
Imagine being a Yorkie
going to the dog park

392
00:17:50,542 --> 00:17:52,110
and having to deal
with this guy.

393
00:17:52,143 --> 00:17:55,080
Nobody wants to hear about
your protein dog bones!

394
00:17:55,113 --> 00:17:57,148
(audience laughing)

395
00:17:57,182 --> 00:18:00,185
(energetic music)

396
00:18:01,219 --> 00:18:04,522
(audience laughing)

397
00:18:04,556 --> 00:18:08,093
(energetic music continues)

398
00:18:08,126 --> 00:18:11,196
(audience laughing)

399
00:18:12,030 --> 00:18:15,767
(energetic music continues)

400
00:18:17,001 --> 00:18:20,405
(audience laughing)

401
00:18:20,438 --> 00:18:23,141
- Wait, since when
do cats do tricks?

402
00:18:23,174 --> 00:18:26,311
I thought they just ignore
their owners and ask for food.

403
00:18:26,344 --> 00:18:29,514
(audience laughing)

404
00:18:29,547 --> 00:18:33,084
(energetic music)

405
00:18:33,118 --> 00:18:35,720
(audience laughing)

406
00:18:35,753 --> 00:18:37,255
- This dog has me beat,

407
00:18:37,288 --> 00:18:39,524
because I thought she was going
to throw it like six times,

408
00:18:39,557 --> 00:18:40,725
and I would have just ran off

409
00:18:40,758 --> 00:18:42,260
looking for an
imaginary Frisbee.

410
00:18:43,061 --> 00:18:44,362
(audience laughing)

411
00:18:44,395 --> 00:18:45,597
- Well, that's almost it for us,

412
00:18:45,630 --> 00:18:47,599
but in case you missed
anything along the way,

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here's a quick recap of all
of our funniest moments.

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We had piping puppies,
provoked pussycats,

415
00:18:53,972 --> 00:18:57,542
racing rabbits, blissful
barkers, wet wolfers,

416
00:18:57,575 --> 00:19:00,512
partying parrots, and
a gravitized goat.

417
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:05,483
(energetic music)

418
00:19:08,319 --> 00:19:11,556
Thanks for joining us, and
thanks so much to our panel.

419
00:19:11,589 --> 00:19:13,825
We look forward to
laughing with you next time

420
00:19:13,858 --> 00:19:15,527
on "World's Funniest Animals".

421
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,428
I'm Elizabeth
Stanton, see you then.