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- [Elizabeth] You don't want to miss this.
We have galloping goats,
a hyperactive hare, dancing doggies,
shouting sea lions, and this canine cowboy.
All this and more, right here on "World's Funniest Animals".
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Hello and welcome to "World's Funniest Animals",
your one-stop shop for all of your funny animal needs.
I'm your host, Elizabeth Stanton,
here with my partners in crime, Hank and Ruby,
as well as our awesome team of panelists,
Anna, Daniel, Carmen and Devon.
We're so happy to have you here.
Some animals run and hide at the sound of water.
Others love a nice, relaxing scrub-down.
We're going to highlight some hygienic hounds
and other animals in our segment, "Bath Time".
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- Man, dogs have it so good.
He literally just woke up from a nap,
and now he's completely bathed!
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- I can guarantee you they didn't teach him
to fix a leak this way in trade school.
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- This guy just looks like he had the longest day at work.
(audience laughing)
(puppy howling)
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- You know, all these small dogs seem
to have the biggest attitudes.
Just take your baths, little fellas.
(puppy howling) (audience laughing)
(paws tapping)
(water splashing) (audience laughing)
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- If you threw some clothes in there,
you'd basically have a free washing machine!
(audience laughing)
- Every now and then, our pets like to remind us
how loving and adorable they are
and how they're always there for us
and that they need a reward for it.
Sometimes they want "Attention On Me".
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- [Dog Parent] Stop.
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Stop!
Lola, stop. (laughs) (laptop smacking)
(audience laughing)
Lola!
(laptop smacking)
- Listen, Karen, I don't care when these reports are due.
I'm due for some pets and maybe a snack.
- [Dog Parent] Lola! (laptop smacks)
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- Suddenly, doing the dishes doesn't seem so bad.
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(dog growling)
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(dog growling) (audience laughing)
- Want me to take you for a walk?
(dog growling)
- Aw, he's not needy, he's just spotting him.
(dog growling) (audience laughing)
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(dog parent playfully growling)
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- If this is how I woke up every morning,
I'd never get out of bed.
(dog parent playfully growling)
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- Throwing clips to the panelists is fun,
but now it's my turn.
Here's "Lizzy's Favorites".
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Mirror, mirror, on the table,
is that cat in the mirror real or just a fable?
How does that other cat do it?
He's there, then poof, he's gone!
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Most tarantulas leave you alone,
as long as you don't freak out.
Well, that plan's blown,
but way to put his basic training to good use.
Just look at that crawl and roll, textbook.
Welcome to Giraffic Park.
She's just like me, likes to look at all of the options
before choosing a place to eat.
And decision made, yum.
(audience laughing)
Now, I consider myself to be an outdoorsy person,
and there's nothing better for your health
than a brisk bike ride through the forest.
Whoa, bear! (audience laughing)
Okay, so there's nothing more dangerous to your health
than a brisk bike ride through the forest.
Let's get out of here!
For some reason, Louie has no problems with anything
except that bowl of water.
(Louie barking) (audience laughing)
He's perfectly fine, as long as you don't remind him
of that bowl of water.
(Louie barking)
So please, just let him forget about that bowl of water.
Ah, it's not so bad. (audience laughing)
Felines are generally known for their grace and balance.
(audience laughing)
(cat meowing)
Oh, not generally known, not.
Oh, okay, I got that wrong.
This party's just getting started.
Stick around for some pets who can really cut a rug,
which is better than what my dogs do to my rug.
Next, on "World's Funniest Animals".
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Welcome back to "World's Funniest Animals".
Sometimes, you turn on your favorite song
and you can't help but move.
Our pets are no exception
and also can get caught up in a bit of "Dance Fever".
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(cat meowing)
(audience laughing)
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- You know, if you pan the video up, it's actually Shakira?
She teaches all her pets the "Hips Don't Lie" dance.
(cat meowing) (audience laughing)
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- He doesn't even need a dance partner.
He's over there dancing all by himself.
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- Is it sad that this dog is a better dancer
than most people I know?
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- Another stand-out performance from Eddie.
Can't wait to see how this competition shakes up.
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- Now, I'm convinced he was a drummer in his past life.
You replace that bed with some bongos,
that guy's crushing it.
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- Sometimes our pets' social batteries can hit empty,
and they are over any type of interaction.
This next segment highlights that time perfectly.
It's "Don't Mess With Me".
- He's drooling.
Such a, why are you drooling?
(cat hissing)
(cat parent hissing)
(cat growling)
(audience laughing)
- I may have a linguistics degree,
but it doesn't take one to know
that whatever that lady said in cat wasn't very friendly.
(cat parent hissing)
(cat growling)
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(cat hissing)
- If you wake me up while I'm sleeping
on the couch trying to videotape me,
you're going to get the same reaction.
I'm just saying.
(cat hissing)
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- This cat would start so many rumors
in my neighborhood growing up.
We would easily claim it's haunted.
I mean, just look at him. He's seen some things.
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- [Dog Parent] Why are you freaking?
(dog howling)
(audience laughing)
What's going on?
(dog howling)
Are you mad at me?
(dog howling) (audience laughing)
- If dogs could actually talk,
we would never leave them home.
(dog howling)
- I think it's time to go in the kennel. Come on.
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Come on, it's time to go in the kennel.
(dog groaning)
Come on!
(dog groaning)
(audience laughing)
It's time to go.
Come on. (audience laughing)
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Come on. (dog groaning)
It's time to go in the kennel.
Kennel time.
(dog groaning)
(audience laughing)
Kennel time.
Come on!
(dog groaning) (audience laughing)
- Oh, you mean the giant wolf dog who has evolved
to do nothing but run in the snow,
doesn't want to stay home?
Big surprise!
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- [Elizabeth] Coming up, some partying pals
and helping hands.
"Best Buddies" are next, on "World's Funniest Animals".
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Welcome back to "World's Funniest Animals".
Animals are extremely empathetic
and make great friends both to humans
and other animals alike.
Here's "Best Buddies".
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- We all have that friend that pulls us out
of bad situations.
This is that friend.
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♪ Happy birthday, dear Lola ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- [Family] Yay!
- Note to self.
If throwing a birthday party for my dog in the future,
invite all of its friends, and get a cake.
Thought that was just for humans,
but clearly, this is the new normal.
- We love you! - Aw!
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- Dogs really are man's best friend.
Half the people that you see broken down
wouldn't stop to help!
This dog is out there with no hesitation.
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- This video is way too cute, but where are they?
Is this a deleted scene from "Lord of the Rings"?
This doesn't even look like a real place!
Are they on a green screen?
I have so many questions.
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- There's always that one friend
that has to act like the main character.
And it's me! (laughs)
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- Here are a few more clips that make me laugh.
It's "Lizzy's Favorites".
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This guy in sunglasses just can't take the hint
that this bench is reserved.
(sea lion growling)
But the clam breath will do it every time.
Sea lions aren't big flossers.
I'm not saying this kitten is a goat in disguise,
but okay. (kitten bleating)
I'm saying that this kitten is a goat in disguise.
(kitten bleating) (audience laughing)
(child talking indistinctly)
These two youngins have been giving each other trouble
since the day they tied for first place
in the Long Neck Funny Walk Championship.
(dog barking)
Always remember, as long as the job gets done,
it doesn't really matter how the job gets done.
(audience laughing)
You do you, my furry friend.
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(cat food pattering)
This homemade feeding machine
is the most convenient thing ever.
Now, all we have to do is teach this cat to read.
(audience laughing)
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- [Dog Parent] You want the freezer? Okay then.
(audience laughing)
Okay, in. (laughs)
(audience laughing)
(dog parent laughing)
- [Elizabeth] When it's really hot outside,
most of us head to the fridge for a cold one,
but this pup's got an even better idea.
Okay, take that, AI.
That's really non-human creativity.
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Poor Hans the dog is very confused by this hairdryer.
"Come on, guys, if you won't let me drink out of the toilet,
at least get your water hose to work right!
Geez, why do we even have this room in the house?"
Next time you think something is too difficult,
think about this puppy that wanted to be part
of a dolphin pod and succeeded.
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Coming up, goats, goats, and more goats.
We'll be kidding around next on "World's Funniest Animals".
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Welcome back to "World's Funniest Animals".
It's time to see what some of the most hilarious animals,
at least in my opinion, are up to.
Here's "I'm Not Kidding".
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- Are baby goats basically just puppies?
(bell ringing)
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(goat bleating)
(audience laughing)
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- Well, that's one way to wake up when you're out of coffee.
Just stick your face in about a foot of snow.
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- [Goat Parent] (laughs) No, Luna, no.
No. (audience laughing)
No, ma'am.
No! What the...
(audience laughing)
- Yeah, I'm not a claims adjuster,
but I can almost guarantee that goats are not covered
in her policy.
- [Goat Parent] NO! What the...
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(audience laughing)
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- A lot of our pets can do the basics,
like sit, lay down, maybe roll over.
But some pets have some hidden skills.
Through amazing training or just something
they discovered on their own, here's "Most Talented".
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- You know the dog just holding the ropes is so jealous,
like, "Put me in, coach! Put me in!"
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- Look, look, I don't want to be controversial,
but this is making me feel
like jockeys are kind of overpaid.
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- We always had to deal with gym bros.
Now we have to deal with gym dogs?
Imagine being a Yorkie going to the dog park
and having to deal with this guy.
Nobody wants to hear about your protein dog bones!
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- Wait, since when do cats do tricks?
I thought they just ignore their owners and ask for food.
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- This dog has me beat,
because I thought she was going to throw it like six times,
and I would have just ran off
looking for an imaginary Frisbee.
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- Well, that's almost it for us,
but in case you missed anything along the way,
here's a quick recap of all of our funniest moments.
We had piping puppies, provoked pussycats,
racing rabbits, blissful barkers, wet wolfers,
partying parrots, and a gravitized goat.
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Thanks for joining us, and thanks so much to our panel.
We look forward to laughing with you next time
on "World's Funniest Animals".
I'm Elizabeth Stanton, see you then.