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- You don't wanna miss
what we've got in store.

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We have manic monkeys, rowdy
raccoons, piggybacking pygmies,

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prison break parrots, and
a dog that teaches yoga.

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All this and more, right here
on "World's Funniest Animals."

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(audience laughing)

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Hello and welcome to
"World's Funniest Animals"

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where your pets
take center stage.

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I'm your host,
Elizabeth Stanton,

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here with my favorite
co-hosts, Hank and Ruby,

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as well as our awesome
panelists,

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Daniel, Carmen, and Devon.

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We're so happy to have you here.

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I love a good dog or
cat video, who doesn't?

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But let's take a look
at what our friends

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over at the rodeo are up to.

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(dramatic adventure music)

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- Yippee-Ki-Yay, get
along little doggy.

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Yep, I sure do love
me at good western.

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Now here we've got that
moment where the rider

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and his trusty mount become one.

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What can I say except yee-haw!

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(dramatic adventure music)

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(audience laughing loudly)

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(dramatic music)

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- First rule of
being a pygmy goat.

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It doesn't matter
if you're too short

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to see what's going on,

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just jump up on somebody else
for a better vantage point.

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Hey, I can see my
house from up here.

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(audience laughing)

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(dramatic music)

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(upbeat music)

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(pig grunting)

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- Yeah, people think
that life on the farm

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is quiet and peaceful
and everybody's happy.

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Well, I've got a
monkey on my back

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like you would not believe.

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And whatever I do, I just
can't seem to shake it.

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Somebody please help a troubled
farm animal in need, me.

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(pig grunting)

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(upbeat music)

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(videographer laughing)

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(snappy music)

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- The day all sheepdogs always
dreaded has finally come.

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A sheep finally figured
out he is twice as big

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and three times
as bad as any dog.

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So now who's hurting who?

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Take that Spotty.

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Yeah, once this gets out,

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I'm afraid a whole
lot of sheepdogs

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are gonna be looking for a job.

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(upbeat music)

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- What am I seeing here?

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Is it the world's largest
Jack Russell terrier

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or the smallest horse?

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And did that dog grow fingers
or how was he holding on?

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If I was riding him, even on
a saddle, with a seatbelt,

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I think I'd be airborne as
soon as he started jumping.

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(upbeat cheery music)

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(audience laughing)

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- Having a childhood pet

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is like growing up with a
built-in friend in your house.

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These early on relationships
with our animals

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can only be described as
having friends forever.

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(plucky orchestral music)

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(toddler laughing)

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- Smart technology
has come a long way.

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This high-tech child-safety
drawer lock is really amazing.

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(toddler laughing)

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(slow piano music)

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(upbeat music)

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(child laughing and giggling)

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- Now, this is
something every parent

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finds out to their dismay.

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You can spend hundreds of
dollars on an expensive gift.

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And what do the
kids play with most?

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The box it came in.

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(child giggling)

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(audience laughing)

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- Now, this is definitely a
lapdog, but for a few years,

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I guess just under the
arm will do just fine.

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(cheery snappy music)

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(audience laughing)

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- Are you giving
Lucy a hug Lela?

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You giving Lucy a big hug?

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Is she your special buddy?

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Aw, so sweet.

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(toddler speaking)

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Someday this little baby
is gonna be all grown up,

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but her best friend is still
gonna be twice her size.

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(finalizing piano notes)

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(upbeat rhythmic music)

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- The newest Lazyboy
recliner is here,

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super soft and comfy,
and it's heated.

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(upbeat rhythmic music)

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- Now it's time for the clips

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that I personally picked
out as my favorites.

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Oh, no, that guy has a camera.

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Is he still there?

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Yep, he's still there.

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How about now?

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Yep, this happens to
me every groundhog day.

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Hey buddy, get a clue.

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I'm a squirrel, not a groundhog.

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(upbeat music)

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Even when they're very young,

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cats already have
the amazing ability

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to walk on precarious
surfaces and never fall.

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Well, most of them do.

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This one is a slow learner.

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(fast-moving music)

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The dog is thinking,

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this guy really needs
to learn how to throw.

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His accuracy is terrible.

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Good thing that wall is there.

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Otherwise, I would
be chasing this ball

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all over the neighborhood.

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Stick around, we have some pets

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who are about to make
their great escape.

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Coming up next is Jailbreak
on "World's Funniest Animals."

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(upbeat music)

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Welcome back to "World's
Funniest Animals."

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I can't wait to show
you this next segment.

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Most animals have it made,

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free food, free rent,
unconditional love.

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But that doesn't always
stop them from believing

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the grass is greener
on the other side.

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Which can sometimes
turn into a jailbreak.

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(dramatic adventure music)

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- All right, let's
make a break for it.

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As long as we get back in bed
before everybody wakes up,

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no one will know.

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And remember what goes
on in Chickenville,

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stays in Chickenville.

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(dramatic adventure music)

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(audience laughing)

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- Bwak, when they come in here,

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they'll think they forgot
to lock me up again, bwak!

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(chuckling) I love
messing with human minds.

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(audience laughing)

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(upbeat bongo music)

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(audience laughing)

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- Remember what mom doesn't
know won't hurt her.

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(dramatic adventure music)

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(audience laughing)

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- This is so easy,
it's almost insulting.

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A gate might fool a baby,
but this dog, no way.

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(finalizing trumpet music)

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- All right Sophie,
let's get in your pillow.

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Good girl.

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Butch you leave Sophie alone.

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(upbeat music)

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- Come on, Whitey, I'm
busting you out here tonight.

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No matter what just run
and don't look back.

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(audience laughing)

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(upbeat bass music)

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- This is the moment you realize

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instead of wasting
$500 on something

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that looks nice
in your apartment,

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you should have bought something

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that would actually
work for your tiny dog.

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- The old phrase,
monkey see monkey do

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can actually apply
to most animals.

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In fact, if you spent
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our pets wind up
being just like us.

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(upbeat bass music)

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(audience laughing)

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- This is where the
dog finally shows us

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how to do downward
dog correctly.

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I never knew.

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- [Videographer] Oh, gee.

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(audience laughing)

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(plucky orchestral music)

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(audience laughing)

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- This is the newest Roomba.

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This model has the added home
security option included.

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(audience laughing)

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(upbeat tropical music)

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- I really appreciate it

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when a store has a
knowledgeable staff.

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I mean this guy can
answer anything about dogs

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you wanna know.

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He does have to defer
to another employee

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when it comes to lizard
questions, though.

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(audience laughing)

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- Come on boy, good boy.

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- Remember, when the going gets
tough, the tough go fishin'.

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(sizzling rhythmic music)

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(upbeat rhythmic music)

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- Remember, sit up
straight at the table

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and take small bites.

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Always observe proper
dining etiquette

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even if you're dining alone.

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(upbeat rhythmic music)

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(audience laughing)

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- All right Private,
on your belly.

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Keep your head down.

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You're not in your mama's
warm house anymore.

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This is the Army, one,
two, one, two, come on.

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(audience laughing)

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- [Elizabeth] We all
know the best gifts

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come in small packages.

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Mighty Mini, up next on
"World's Funniest Animals"

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(upbeat music)

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You're watching "World's
Funniest Animals."

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I'm your host,
Elizabeth Stanton.

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In this next
segment, we find out

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if those small dogs with
the big bark can back it up.

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Here's Mighty Mini.

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- [Narrator] Hi,
buddy, oh, hello.

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Are you gonna stamp at me?

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You're stamping at me.

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You're so cute.

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Look at you all defensive.

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- Hey, buddy, so listen,

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I'm not some Pepé
Le Pew cartoon.

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I'm a real skunk, so
gimme some respect.

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I may be small, but I can whip
around in an instant, pow!

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They won't let you back
into your house for a week.

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- [Narrator] Yeah, you're so
cute, look at your old nails.

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They're so sharp.

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You're really scary.

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One day you're
gonna be way cool.

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- Oh let's get ready to rumble!

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Welcome to the WCWF World
Cat Wrestling Federation.

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Tonight we've got Two Ton Tommy
against Tabby The Terrible,

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and what a battle it is.

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It's no holds bared, biting,
scratching, all allowed.

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Anything goes,
anything can happen.

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(dramatic adventure music)

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(audience laughing)

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- It is a micro pig
on a mega challenge.

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Can he do it?

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Can he get to the top?

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There he goes.

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Can he be king of the hill?

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He made it, woo hoo!

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(audience laughing)

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(dramatic tympani drum roll)

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(little dog yapping)

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(audience laughing)

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- Okay, so this is an
Australian Cattle Dog.

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So he knows the history.

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He's thinking, everybody says
the Tasmanian Devil is extinct

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but this has gotta
be one of them.

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'Cause how could something
so small be so mean?

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He's got way too much
food in there for himself.

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Surely he could just spare
a little bit for me, please.

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(little dog yapping)

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(audience laughing)

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(plucky orchestral music)

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(cheery carnival-like music)

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(audience laughing)

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- Okay, what we're seeing here

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is a real contradiction
in weights and measures.

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We've got a quarter horse
being walked by a half pint.

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Go figure, right?

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(audience laughing)

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(cheery carnival-like music)

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- If our pets had it their way,

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they would get
constant attention.

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And while Hank and
Ruby definitely do,

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I bring them to work
with me every day.

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But no matter how much
time we spend with our pets

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they still have one constant
request, play with me.

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(rhythmic repeating music)

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(audience laughing)

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- Ooh, is this out of the
newest Halloween movie?

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Now I'm not superstitious.

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Okay, I am a little stitious,

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but this is a tiny cute puppy
with two scary black cats.

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I do not wanna
see how this ends.

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That's double the bad luck.

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(audience laughing)

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(upbeat keyboard music)

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(audience laughing)

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- It's the newest
exercise fad, for dogs.

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It's hula dog.

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Forget those long
walks every day.

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You could keep your
dog in tiptop shape

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without ever having
to leave the house.

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(audience laughing)

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(snappy cheery music)

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(audience laughing)

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- Now this new brand of laptop

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has taken the bird on the
screen logo to another level.

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This one actually comes
with a live parrot.

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And best of all, just wave
your hand and it tap dances.

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(upbeat rhythmic music)

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- Stick around, we have
even more hilarious videos

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coming up next.

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(audience laughing)

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(upbeat music)

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- Welcome back to "World's
Funniest Animals."

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Sometimes our pets are too
inquisitive for their own good.

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This leads to some
of the best clips

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for our fan favorite
segment, Curious Pets.

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(dramatic music)

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- They told me that every
computer has to have a mouse.

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So if I could just
get my paw in there,

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I'm sure I could
grab it. (gasping)

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(gentle vibraphone music)

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- Okay, here they are in
lockdown, behind bars,

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and apparently some
heartless corrections officer

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is harassing them.

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Come on, that's no way
to treat the inmates.

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(audience laughing)

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(upbeat music)

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This is the cat version
of a VR headset,

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and it just doesn't end up well.

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(audience laughing)

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(dog yapping)

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- Finally, if humans
can't save the planet,

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maybe animals can.

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These new eco dogs are
genetically programmed

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to bark at one of the
planet's biggest polluters,

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plastic bottles, until
people will stop using them.

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(dog yapping)

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(audience laughing)

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- Another sad example
of what can happen

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when airline pilots torment
animals with their laser beams.

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- Sometimes our pets, despite
how patient they truly are,

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have had enough of
us, or their siblings.

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And if they could talk,
they'd probably say,

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"You can't make me."

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(upbeat music)

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- So this chicken's thinking,

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finally, I have had enough.

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All I ever do is walk around
scratching and pecking for bugs

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in the dirt and laying eggs.

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I wanna be a dog.

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They have it so good.

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Just running around,
playing with toys.

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Not a care in the world.

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(audience laughing)

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(upbeat music)

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- Whatcha doing, Murph?

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Did you steal Papa's hammer?

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Okay, so this is Sunday,

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you know the day we're supposed
to be going for a long walk

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and playing with the ball.

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And if you won't stop working,

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I'll just have to take
matters into my own mouth.

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When a dog says it's time to
take a break, just listen.

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(audience laughing)

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- [Pet Owner] Davidson,
that is your brother's.

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I'm sorry, Harley.

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I'm sorry, baby.

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- Now this is something
you don't see every day.

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Two raccoons on somebody's bed,

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wrestling over a stuffed toy
that's bigger than they are.

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But that's not
the weirdest part.

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The bed looks like it's
straight outta the 1800s.

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Is this some kind
of freaky museum?

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(upbeat cheery music)

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(audience laughing)

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- I'm just not sure exactly
what the goal is here.

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Are they trying to
clean up the yard

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or break this down
into usable firewood?

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Either way, we got some great
teamwork going on right there.

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(upbeat rhythmic music)

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- Well that's almost it for us,

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but in case you missed
anything along the way,

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here's a quick recap of all
of our funniest moments.

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We had keep away
canines, playful parrots,

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drill sergeant dogs, stubborn
sheep, protective pups,

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sassy skunks, and a
quarter horse being walked

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by a half pint pooch.

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(fast-paced racing music)

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- Thanks so much
to our great panel

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and thank you for tuning in.

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I'm Elizabeth Stanton.

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We'll see you next time on
"World's Funniest Animals."

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(toddler laughing)

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(audience laughing)

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- [Pet Owner] Good Boy.

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(upbeat driving music)

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(audience laughing)

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(finalizing jazzy music)