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- You don't wanna miss this.
We've got Double Dutch doggies, gruff goats,
precarious pooches, problem solving parrots,
playful porcupines, fiery fish,
and a bird that can boogie with the best of 'em.
All this and more, right here on World's Funniest Animals.
Hey there, and welcome to World's Funniest Animals.
We have searched far and wide,
and are bringing you all of the most hilarious animal clips.
I'm your host, Elizabeth Stanton.
Joined today by my favorites, Hank and Ruby,
as well as our awesome team of panelists:
Daniel, Carmen and Devon.
We're so happy to have you here.
When you've got lots of pent up energy,
what better way to let it all out than to dance?
Let's take a closer look at some animals
who seem to have caught dance fever.
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- Wow, this is taking belly dancing to a whole new level.
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- At first, I thought this is an amazing dance routine.
They're dancing just for the sheer joy of it.
But then I saw the snow.
I think they were just trying to keep warm.
(audience laughs)
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- TikTok dance challenges have been super popular.
One of them has over 42 million videos made.
The Cockatoo Crunch is one that just did not take off.
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- [Man] Man.
(laughs) He's gotta get all angles.
- [Woman] What are you doing, bud?
(bird chirping) What are you doing?
- Wow, this guy has really got it going on.
Yeah, you go, Polly. (woman laughing)
- [Woman] Brian, look it.
(audience laughs)
- [Child] I wanna come in there.
- Okay, a little facial hair, that's acceptable,
but sorry, the ones with the needle sharp quills?
Just not for me.
(audience laughs)
- You just can't get Hank outta the water.
He loves the beach, loves the pool,
and is even a bigger fan of the bath.
Ruby, on the other hand, not so much.
So Hank, this segment is for you,
and Ruby, don't worry, you can sit this one out.
It's Bath Time.
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- When you work security, you are on your feet all day long
and let me tell you, that really makes the old dogs ache.
So when I get home, I just climb
under a hot shower and I let it wash the day away.
'Cause before long that alarm's gonna go off,
and I'll be back at work to do it all again.
(audience laughing)
- Is that the world's shortest man
or the world's tallest dog?
It's gotta be one of those.
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- And to think I could have been one of those monkeys
climbing around in the trees looking for bugs to eat
instead of kicking back in the tub all day
with people waiting on me hand and foot.
Yep, this is winning the monkey lottery.
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- Cats do not like baths, but that's
because they are much too sophisticated
for a simple wash like some dog would get.
But a full-blown treatment at
Francine's Touched By An Angel Feline Spa, (laughs)
now that's just heavenly.
- All right, yes, I do pick favorites
when it comes to funny clips
and now here's a few I always laugh at.
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Remember, your yoga practice is not a competition.
Everybody should just be in touch with their own body.
Your body will tell you what to do.
Just relax and feel the zen.
Namaste. (audience laughs)
This is like a washing machine for a dog.
I don't think he minds the washing part.
He's just trying to escape before the spin cycle kicks in.
(audience laughs)
This raccoon has two big problems.
First, he doesn't know what water does to cotton candy.
(audience laughing)
Second, his memory isn't that great.
Sorry, pal.
- The one thing about these pigs, they love the mud, right?
And uh.
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- This is unbelievable.
- [Elizabeth] The question is, who looks the coolest?
This guy riding a giant pig or the pig?
(pig snorting)
- Try and stop it! (laughing)
I think it's clearly the pig.
Yep. No question about it.
- Oh.
(laughs)
- [Elizabeth] Selfies.
Now, you may love to take them,
but not everybody does.
Apparently, it's the same for animals.
Here's a horse that's definitely not cool
with being on camera.
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This marmot does not really like people,
but he really loves cake.
So his hard work around is just pretend to be a statue.
Eventually, they'll give up and go away,
leaving behind the cake.
But until they do, oh the indignity.
(audience laughing)
The animals down here
are really careful to be law abiding.
Even the gators, probably because there was a story
going around about a bird getting a ticket recently,
for jaywalking.
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- [Elizabeth] Head banging rock
started way back in the '70s.
These days, it's largely fallen out of favor though,
except in the cockatoo circle.
(audience laughing) (baby laughing)
Best buddies coming up next on World's Funniest Animals.
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- Welcome back to World's Funniest Animals.
Friendship isn't just a concept for humans.
Even animals have best buddies.
(baby laughing)
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- Now you see me and now you don't.
How did he know I was there?
This dog is scary smart.
How about this?
You can't see me now, right?
(audience laughing)
He's good.
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- Okay. This is a Springer spaniel.
Sure, they are known to be great bird dogs,
but this dog doing bird care duty?
That's a side of the breed I have never seen before.
(audience laughing)
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- [Woman] Is that your doggy bed?
Hi, Piper.
Hi, Ashy.
Are you trying to sleep together?
- Wow, this is the most chill household I've ever seen.
Nobody's chasing anybody or biting or scratching.
Whatever brand of meditation these animals are doing,
I need to try it.
- This segment explores the never ending need
for affection that us as pet owners are all happy to give.
Here's Attention On Me.
- [Woman] Are you running around my bed?
What are you doing?
Roll over.
What do you want?
You want a tummy rub?
Is this what you wanted?
- Okay, let me put
my psychologist hat on for a second.
What does the dog think about all this?
I just want my belly rubbed.
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- Hey, that's why I get my car fixed.
No wonder it always cost so much,
and takes so long.
(audience laughing)
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(laughs)
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- Now this is when you really know you need some time off.
Even the dog is telling you.
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- Okay, I see why this dog looks so upset
and needs some consoling.
Just spent $1,000 on Botox,
and those frown lines look deeper than ever.
I want my money back.
- [Woman] Ah, ah, look at Peasley, he'll do that.
(audience laughing)
- Don't you love when you're watching a scary movie
and whoever you're with can't look,
but they cover your eyes too?
Hey, hey, hey, I'm an adult,
and I wanna see who the slasher is.
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- [Elizabeth] Even more hilarious animal clips
coming up, next on World's Funniest Animals.
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- You're watching World's Funniest Animals
and I'm your host Elizabeth Stanton.
Our pets love us, but sometimes they're ready to clock
out for the day and enjoy some alone time.
That's when they let us know.
Don't mess with me.
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- Listen we've all been there.
There's always that person who
just gets a little bit too close.
Like me, I'm a huge fan of personal space.
Let's respect some boundaries, okay?
(audience laughing)
- It's the same old story.
You finally work your way up to the top
and there's always somebody down
there trying to knock you off.
It's a cat-eat-cat world out there.
(audience laughing)
- Do you need some?
Now, look into that light.
Here.
(gasps)
- Now, the same thing happened to me at the dolphin show.
You're in the front row just enjoying the show, and whoosh,
they get you, and you're soaked for the rest of the day.
- No mountain too high, no river too wide.
Animals can meet almost any challenge.
Get ready because they're ready to tackle
some awesome obstacles.
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- You could just tell the dog is thinking,
boy, this guy must think I'm a total idiot.
Just because I have four feet and whiskers
doesn't mean I can't spot a con game when I see one.
So it's time to turn the tables on him.
Aha, see that?
Short legs don't mean short on smarts.
(audience laughing)
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- Now, this reminds me of college physics.
Once in a while, we would get a problem to solve
that seemed completely unsolvable.
No matter how many times I looked at it,
there I was scratching my head.
Fortunately, I had a super smart roommate.
Yeah, he was a little awkward in social settings,
but boy could he solve a problem.
(audience laughing)
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- This has now become a standard for cat parties.
It's like the cat version of beer pong.
(loud boom) We have a winner.
Game over. I call next.
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- Not only is this bird really, really smart,
he also appears to be the biggest parrot in the world.
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- Wow. Tom Cruise?
I think we've found your successor
for the Mission Impossible franchise.
(audience laughing)
- Here are a few more clips that I found extra hilarious.
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(audience laughing)
- [Elizabeth] In the dog days of summer,
a dog has to do what a dog has to do to stay cool.
Cats, eat your hearts out.
(audience laughing)
Some days you have to decide who wins, you or the chair.
Today, it is not that chair, or those pillows, or the lawn.
(audience laughing)
Or that car, or some stuff over there,
or that flower pot.
(audience laughing) - I blend in perfectly.
They don't even see me.
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- Now, people always leave Santa plenty of milk and cookies.
But what about Dancer, Prancer,
and, you know, the whole team?
They're hungry too.
Glad to see this guy is helping out,
and he'll definitely be getting extra points
with Santa this year.
(audience laughing)
This dog has heard people say,
"wow, he is as big as a horse", too many times.
Finally, he decided he might as well act like one.
Hey you guys, I'm one of you.
Really!
(audience laughing)
- Towel, please?
You don't want to get out into the cold to grab that towel?
Now you don't have to,
with Auto Towel by Shepherd Solutions.
You can always have that towel when you need it.
(audience laughing) - Good boy.
Who's a good boy?
- [Elizabeth] Coming up, some hilarity with horns.
I'm Not Kidding, next.
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- Welcome back to World's Funniest Animals.
Goats. You just never know what to expect from them.
They have a real knack for being funny.
So we gave them their very own segment.
Let's see what they're up to in I'm Not Kidding.
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- Here's Halloween in Goatville.
I don't think this costume is gonna win any prizes, though.
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- I'm shocked to see this happening in a workout room.
I just can't believe that anybody
that takes working out seriously
would be eating that empty calorie white bread.
- [Woman] I tell you,
I've never heard the barn this quiet.
The yearlings are meeting Taco for the first time.
Taco doesn't know what to think.
They don't know what to think.
- Okay, give these guys some credit.
I don't care if you're a goat or Einstein,
if you'd never seen a duck before
and one showed up out of the blue quacking away
with those big orange feet,
you'd look at him like he was from outer space too.
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- Okay? Did this guy always wanna be a turtle,
or did he finally figure out a way
to keep that pesky cat from jumping on his back?
- Animals are extremely intelligent
and capable of some pretty incredible feats.
Let's take a look and see who's most talented.
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- And he also plays rock, paper, scissors.
You'll wanna watch for that in an upcoming show.
- And here's a clip from the YouTube channel
of ex NASA engineer, Cat Mopurr.
- [Man] Oh dang, Lou.
(loud pings)
(people exclaiming in surprise)
(audience laughing)
- The dog was last seen just outside Joplin, Missouri
still keeping that ball perfectly in the air.
Legend has it he's still doing it to this day.
(audience laughing)
- This dog is a music prodigy.
She's been drumming since she was only five months old.
For a while, she was heavily into metal,
but now she's mellowed into a more R&B vibe.
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- Okay? You know that girl in the pink
is holding some serious treats
behind her back for that dog.
Otherwise, there's no way he'd get out there
on camera in that silly costume.
(audience laughing)
- Well, that's almost it for us
but in case you missed anything along the way,
here's a quick recap of all of our funniest moments.
We had brash bulldogs, diva dachshunds, caressed cats,
quirky cockatoos, dancing dogs, cool canines,
and a cat that just can't quite cut it.
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Thanks so much to our panel, and thank you for tuning in.
I'm Elizabeth Stanton.
We'll see you next time on World's Funniest Animals.
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