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(loud thump)

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- You don't wanna miss this.

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We've got Double Dutch
doggies, gruff goats,

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precarious pooches,
problem solving parrots,

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playful porcupines, fiery fish,

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and a bird that can boogie
with the best of 'em.

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All this and more, right here
on World's Funniest Animals.

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Hey there, and welcome to
World's Funniest Animals.

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We have searched far and wide,

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and are bringing you all of the
most hilarious animal clips.

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I'm your host,
Elizabeth Stanton.

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Joined today by my
favorites, Hank and Ruby,

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as well as our awesome
team of panelists:

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Daniel, Carmen and Devon.

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We're so happy to have you here.

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When you've got lots
of pent up energy,

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what better way to let
it all out than to dance?

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Let's take a closer
look at some animals

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who seem to have
caught dance fever.

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(upbeat music)

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- Wow, this is taking belly
dancing to a whole new level.

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(upbeat music)

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(audience laughing)

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- At first, I thought this
is an amazing dance routine.

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They're dancing just
for the sheer joy of it.

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But then I saw the snow.

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I think they were just
trying to keep warm.

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(audience laughs)

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(upbeat music)

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- TikTok dance challenges
have been super popular.

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One of them has over
42 million videos made.

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The Cockatoo Crunch is one
that just did not take off.

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(loud whistle)

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- [Man] Man.

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(laughs) He's gotta
get all angles.

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- [Woman] What are
you doing, bud?

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(bird chirping)
What are you doing?

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- Wow, this guy has
really got it going on.

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Yeah, you go, Polly.
(woman laughing)

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- [Woman] Brian, look it.

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(audience laughs)

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- [Child] I wanna come in there.

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- Okay, a little facial
hair, that's acceptable,

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but sorry, the ones with
the needle sharp quills?

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Just not for me.

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(audience laughs)

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- You just can't get
Hank outta the water.

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He loves the beach,
loves the pool,

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and is even a bigger
fan of the bath.

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Ruby, on the other
hand, not so much.

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So Hank, this
segment is for you,

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and Ruby, don't worry,
you can sit this one out.

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It's Bath Time.

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(upbeat music)

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- When you work security, you
are on your feet all day long

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and let me tell you, that
really makes the old dogs ache.

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So when I get home, I just climb

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under a hot shower and I
let it wash the day away.

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'Cause before long that
alarm's gonna go off,

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and I'll be back at
work to do it all again.

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(audience laughing)

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- Is that the
world's shortest man

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or the world's tallest dog?

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It's gotta be one of those.

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(upbeat music)

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- And to think I could have
been one of those monkeys

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climbing around in the trees
looking for bugs to eat

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instead of kicking
back in the tub all day

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with people waiting
on me hand and foot.

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Yep, this is winning
the monkey lottery.

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(upbeat music)

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- Cats do not like
baths, but that's

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because they are much
too sophisticated

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for a simple wash like
some dog would get.

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But a full-blown treatment at

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Francine's Touched By An
Angel Feline Spa, (laughs)

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now that's just heavenly.

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- All right, yes,
I do pick favorites

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when it comes to funny clips

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and now here's a few
I always laugh at.

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(relaxing music)

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Remember, your yoga practice
is not a competition.

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Everybody should just be in
touch with their own body.

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Your body will tell
you what to do.

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Just relax and feel the zen.

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Namaste.
(audience laughs)

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This is like a washing
machine for a dog.

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I don't think he minds
the washing part.

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He's just trying to escape
before the spin cycle kicks in.

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(audience laughs)

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This raccoon has
two big problems.

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First, he doesn't know what
water does to cotton candy.

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(audience laughing)

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Second, his memory
isn't that great.

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Sorry, pal.

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- The one thing about these
pigs, they love the mud, right?

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And uh.

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(upbeat music)

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- This is unbelievable.

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- [Elizabeth] The question
is, who looks the coolest?

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This guy riding a
giant pig or the pig?

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(pig snorting)

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- Try and stop it!
(laughing)

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I think it's clearly the pig.

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Yep. No question about it.

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- Oh.

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(laughs)

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- [Elizabeth] Selfies.

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Now, you may love to take them,

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but not everybody does.

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Apparently, it's the
same for animals.

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Here's a horse that's
definitely not cool

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with being on camera.

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(upbeat music)
(audience laughing)

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This marmot does not
really like people,

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but he really loves cake.

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So his hard work around is
just pretend to be a statue.

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Eventually, they'll
give up and go away,

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leaving behind the cake.

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But until they do,
oh the indignity.

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(audience laughing)

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The animals down here

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are really careful
to be law abiding.

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Even the gators, probably
because there was a story

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going around about a bird
getting a ticket recently,

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for jaywalking.

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(audience laughing)
(upbeat music)

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- [Elizabeth] Head banging rock

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started way back in the '70s.

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These days, it's largely
fallen out of favor though,

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except in the cockatoo circle.

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(audience laughing)
(baby laughing)

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Best buddies coming up next
on World's Funniest Animals.

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(upbeat music)

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- Welcome back to
World's Funniest Animals.

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Friendship isn't just
a concept for humans.

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Even animals have best buddies.

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(baby laughing)

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(audience laughs)

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- Now you see me
and now you don't.

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How did he know I was there?

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This dog is scary smart.

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How about this?

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You can't see me now, right?

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(audience laughing)

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He's good.

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(upbeat music)

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- Okay. This is a
Springer spaniel.

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Sure, they are known
to be great bird dogs,

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but this dog doing
bird care duty?

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That's a side of the breed
I have never seen before.

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(audience laughing)

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(relaxing music)

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- [Woman] Is that
your doggy bed?

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Hi, Piper.

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Hi, Ashy.

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Are you trying to
sleep together?

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- Wow, this is the most chill
household I've ever seen.

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Nobody's chasing anybody
or biting or scratching.

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Whatever brand of meditation
these animals are doing,

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I need to try it.

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- This segment explores
the never ending need

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for affection that us as pet
owners are all happy to give.

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Here's Attention On Me.

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- [Woman] Are you
running around my bed?

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What are you doing?

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Roll over.

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What do you want?

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You want a tummy rub?

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Is this what you wanted?

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- Okay, let me put

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my psychologist hat
on for a second.

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What does the dog
think about all this?

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I just want my belly rubbed.

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(upbeat music)

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- Hey, that's why
I get my car fixed.

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No wonder it always
cost so much,

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and takes so long.

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(audience laughing)

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(loud snap)

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(laughs)

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(audience laughing)

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(loud snap)

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- Now this is when you really
know you need some time off.

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Even the dog is telling you.

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(loud snap)
(audience laughing)

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(audience laughing)

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- Okay, I see why this
dog looks so upset

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and needs some consoling.

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Just spent $1,000 on Botox,

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and those frown lines
look deeper than ever.

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I want my money back.

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- [Woman] Ah, ah, look at
Peasley, he'll do that.

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(audience laughing)

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- Don't you love when you're
watching a scary movie

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and whoever you're
with can't look,

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but they cover your eyes too?

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Hey, hey, hey, I'm an adult,

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and I wanna see
who the slasher is.

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(audience laughing)

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- [Elizabeth] Even more
hilarious animal clips

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coming up, next on World's
Funniest Animals.

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(audience laughing)

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- You're watching
World's Funniest Animals

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and I'm your host
Elizabeth Stanton.

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Our pets love us, but sometimes
they're ready to clock

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out for the day and
enjoy some alone time.

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That's when they let us know.

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Don't mess with me.

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(upbeat music)

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(audience laughing)

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- Listen we've all been there.

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There's always that person who

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just gets a little
bit too close.

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Like me, I'm a huge
fan of personal space.

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Let's respect some
boundaries, okay?

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(audience laughing)

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- It's the same old story.

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You finally work your
way up to the top

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and there's always somebody down

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there trying to knock you off.

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It's a cat-eat-cat
world out there.

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(audience laughing)

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- Do you need some?

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Now, look into that light.

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Here.

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(gasps)

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- Now, the same thing happened
to me at the dolphin show.

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You're in the front row just
enjoying the show, and whoosh,

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they get you, and you're
soaked for the rest of the day.

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- No mountain too high,
no river too wide.

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Animals can meet
almost any challenge.

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Get ready because
they're ready to tackle

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some awesome obstacles.

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(upbeat music)

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(audience laughing)

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- You could just tell
the dog is thinking,

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boy, this guy must
think I'm a total idiot.

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Just because I have
four feet and whiskers

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doesn't mean I can't spot
a con game when I see one.

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So it's time to turn
the tables on him.

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Aha, see that?

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Short legs don't mean
short on smarts.

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(audience laughing)

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(upbeat music)

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(audience laughing)

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- Now, this reminds
me of college physics.

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Once in a while, we would
get a problem to solve

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that seemed
completely unsolvable.

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No matter how many
times I looked at it,

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there I was scratching my head.

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Fortunately, I had a
super smart roommate.

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Yeah, he was a little
awkward in social settings,

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but boy could he
solve a problem.

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(audience laughing)

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(upbeat music)

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(loud booming)

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- This has now become a
standard for cat parties.

259
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It's like the cat
version of beer pong.

260
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(loud boom)
We have a winner.

261
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Game over. I call next.

262
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(audience laughing)

263
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(upbeat music)

264
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(audience laughing)

265
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- Not only is this bird
really, really smart,

266
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he also appears to be the
biggest parrot in the world.

267
00:12:55,808 --> 00:13:00,746
(audience laughing)
(upbeat rock music)

268
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:10,623
- Wow. Tom Cruise?

269
00:13:10,656 --> 00:13:12,224
I think we've found
your successor

270
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for the Mission
Impossible franchise.

271
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(audience laughing)

272
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- Here are a few more clips
that I found extra hilarious.

273
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(loud whistling)

274
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(audience laughing)

275
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- [Elizabeth] In the
dog days of summer,

276
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a dog has to do what a dog
has to do to stay cool.

277
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Cats, eat your hearts out.

278
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(audience laughing)

279
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Some days you have to decide
who wins, you or the chair.

280
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Today, it is not that chair,
or those pillows, or the lawn.

281
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(audience laughing)

282
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Or that car, or some
stuff over there,

283
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or that flower pot.

284
00:14:10,115 --> 00:14:11,083
(audience laughing)
- I blend in perfectly.

285
00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:12,084
They don't even see me.

286
00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:16,455
(audience laughing)
(lively music)

287
00:14:16,488 --> 00:14:19,525
- Now, people always leave Santa
plenty of milk and cookies.

288
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But what about Dancer, Prancer,

289
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and, you know, the whole team?

290
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They're hungry too.

291
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Glad to see this
guy is helping out,

292
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and he'll definitely
be getting extra points

293
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with Santa this year.

294
00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:33,739
(audience laughing)

295
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This dog has heard people say,

296
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"wow, he is as big as a
horse", too many times.

297
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:42,581
Finally, he decided he
might as well act like one.

298
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Hey you guys, I'm one of you.

299
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Really!

300
00:14:49,154 --> 00:14:51,790
(audience laughing)

301
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- Towel, please?

302
00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:57,463
You don't want to get out into
the cold to grab that towel?

303
00:14:57,496 --> 00:14:59,164
Now you don't have to,

304
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:02,101
with Auto Towel by
Shepherd Solutions.

305
00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:05,337
You can always have that
towel when you need it.

306
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(audience laughing)
- Good boy.

307
00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:07,439
Who's a good boy?

308
00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:08,107
Who's a good boy?

309
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- [Elizabeth] Coming up,
some hilarity with horns.

310
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I'm Not Kidding, next.

311
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(audience laughing)

312
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(upbeat music)

313
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- Welcome back to
World's Funniest Animals.

314
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Goats. You just never know
what to expect from them.

315
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They have a real
knack for being funny.

316
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So we gave them their
very own segment.

317
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Let's see what they're
up to in I'm Not Kidding.

318
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(upbeat music)

319
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(audience laughing)

320
00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:49,181
- Here's Halloween in Goatville.

321
00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:52,184
I don't think this costume is
gonna win any prizes, though.

322
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:55,454
(audience laughing)

323
00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:58,223
(upbeat music)

324
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:04,630
(audience laughing)

325
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,201
- I'm shocked to see this
happening in a workout room.

326
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I just can't
believe that anybody

327
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that takes working out seriously

328
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would be eating that
empty calorie white bread.

329
00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:19,178
- [Woman] I tell you,

330
00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:20,746
I've never heard
the barn this quiet.

331
00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:25,284
The yearlings are meeting
Taco for the first time.

332
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Taco doesn't know what to think.

333
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,358
They don't know what to think.

334
00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:35,160
- Okay, give these
guys some credit.

335
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I don't care if you're
a goat or Einstein,

336
00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:40,232
if you'd never
seen a duck before

337
00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:42,234
and one showed up out of
the blue quacking away

338
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with those big orange feet,

339
00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:47,006
you'd look at him like he
was from outer space too.

340
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(upbeat music)

341
00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:54,646
(audience laughing)

342
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,282
- Okay? Did this guy
always wanna be a turtle,

343
00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:58,650
or did he finally
figure out a way

344
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:01,186
to keep that pesky cat
from jumping on his back?

345
00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:06,492
- Animals are
extremely intelligent

346
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and capable of some
pretty incredible feats.

347
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Let's take a look and
see who's most talented.

348
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(upbeat music)

349
00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:26,678
- And he also plays
rock, paper, scissors.

350
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You'll wanna watch for
that in an upcoming show.

351
00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:35,054
- And here's a clip
from the YouTube channel

352
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of ex NASA engineer, Cat Mopurr.

353
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- [Man] Oh dang, Lou.

354
00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:42,461
(loud pings)

355
00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:47,666
(people exclaiming in surprise)

356
00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:52,438
(audience laughing)

357
00:17:57,676 --> 00:18:00,512
- The dog was last seen just
outside Joplin, Missouri

358
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:03,315
still keeping that ball
perfectly in the air.

359
00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:06,351
Legend has it he's still
doing it to this day.

360
00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:10,222
(audience laughing)

361
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:13,025
- This dog is a music prodigy.

362
00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:16,361
She's been drumming since
she was only five months old.

363
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:19,231
For a while, she was
heavily into metal,

364
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:22,367
but now she's mellowed
into a more R&B vibe.

365
00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:24,369
(upbeat music)

366
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:25,571
(audience laughing)

367
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,706
- Okay? You know
that girl in the pink

368
00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:29,241
is holding some serious treats

369
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:31,110
behind her back for that dog.

370
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:34,113
Otherwise, there's no
way he'd get out there

371
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:36,115
on camera in that silly costume.

372
00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:38,684
(audience laughing)

373
00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:40,085
- Well, that's almost it for us

374
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but in case you missed
anything along the way,

375
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here's a quick recap of all
of our funniest moments.

376
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We had brash bulldogs, diva
dachshunds, caressed cats,

377
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quirky cockatoos, dancing
dogs, cool canines,

378
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and a cat that just
can't quite cut it.

379
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(upbeat music)
(audience laughing)

380
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Thanks so much to our panel,
and thank you for tuning in.

381
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I'm Elizabeth Stanton.

382
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We'll see you next time on
World's Funniest Animals.

383
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(upbeat music)

384
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(audience laughing)

385
00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:25,063
(baby giggling)

386
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:28,167
(audience laughing)