1 00:00:02,102 --> 00:00:03,937 - [Elizabeth] You don't wanna miss this. 2 00:00:03,970 --> 00:00:09,442 We have pampered pooches, hungry hamsters, mocking monkeys, 3 00:00:09,476 --> 00:00:13,113 circling squirrels, ogling otters, and 4 00:00:13,146 --> 00:00:14,948 a rotating retriever. 5 00:00:14,981 --> 00:00:18,985 All this today and much more on "World's Funniest Animals". 6 00:00:20,487 --> 00:00:22,989 Hello and welcome to "World's Funniest Animals", 7 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,992 the one-stop shop for all of your funny animal needs. 8 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,994 I'm your host, Elizabeth Stanton, 9 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,764 joined by my partners in crime, Hank and Ruby. 10 00:00:30,797 --> 00:00:32,966 As well as our awesome panelists, Daniel, 11 00:00:32,999 --> 00:00:33,967 Carmen, and Devon. 12 00:00:34,667 --> 00:00:36,536 We're so happy to have you here. 13 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:39,506 Let's start off with a fan favorite, where we take a look 14 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:42,108 at the most adorable clips we could find 15 00:00:42,142 --> 00:00:44,044 in our segment just too cute. 16 00:00:45,812 --> 00:00:48,381 (upbeat music) 17 00:00:51,818 --> 00:00:52,752 - [Carmen] You know what? 18 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:53,686 These guys are old enough. 19 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,989 They otter know the drill. 20 00:00:56,022 --> 00:00:57,657 Okay, being impatient will not get 21 00:00:57,690 --> 00:00:59,592 the dinner there any faster. 22 00:00:59,626 --> 00:01:01,861 At six o'clock, dinner will be on the table. 23 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,096 That's what it's always been 24 00:01:03,129 --> 00:01:05,065 and that's what it will be today. 25 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:10,737 - [Devon] Yes, you can learn anything from YouTube videos 26 00:01:10,770 --> 00:01:13,473 even the art of hypnosis. 27 00:01:13,506 --> 00:01:17,343 (light cheerful music) 28 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:18,244 I don't know if I'm ready to trust 29 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:20,513 the brain surgery one, though. 30 00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:21,915 Oh, why not? 31 00:01:21,948 --> 00:01:22,916 What can go wrong? 32 00:01:24,050 --> 00:01:25,685 - [Daniel] The red panda originated 33 00:01:25,718 --> 00:01:29,589 in the eastern Himalayas in southwestern China. 34 00:01:29,622 --> 00:01:31,591 The pumpkin, however, originated 35 00:01:31,624 --> 00:01:35,628 over 6,000 miles away in North America. 36 00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:40,266 That explains why he has no idea how to open it. 37 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:43,436 Is there a zipper or a secret door on this thing? 38 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:48,007 (audience laughing) (upbeat music) 39 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:49,909 - [Carmen] It may look like this kitty is trying 40 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:52,645 to be friends but he can smell that this guy knows 41 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:55,448 where there's an unlimited supply of milk. 42 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:57,450 And he's just waiting around to follow 43 00:01:57,484 --> 00:02:00,053 right behind him when it's dinner time. 44 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:00,920 I could tell. 45 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:05,892 - [Devon] This is why I love winter. 46 00:02:07,927 --> 00:02:10,797 This is why I hate winter. 47 00:02:11,931 --> 00:02:13,933 Somebody get the hairdryer, please. 48 00:02:15,101 --> 00:02:17,971 (upbeat music) 49 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:27,347 - Wow, these people have no kids 50 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:29,782 so they dress up their pet monkey like one. 51 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,484 Well, at least they know he'll never turn 52 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,019 into a parent's worst nightmare, 53 00:02:33,052 --> 00:02:35,455 a big lazy ape who plays video games 54 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:37,891 all day and won't even take out the garbage. 55 00:02:39,025 --> 00:02:41,060 - There are a few things as cute as a pet being 56 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:44,030 on their best behavior, just waiting for a treat 57 00:02:44,063 --> 00:02:47,066 or some attention, which is exactly what we'll be taking 58 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:50,570 a look at in our next segment anticipating animals. 59 00:02:51,571 --> 00:02:54,140 (upbeat music) 60 00:02:55,775 --> 00:02:57,944 - [Carmen] All right, someone's gotta ask this, okay? 61 00:02:57,977 --> 00:02:59,779 Is the kid ever gonna eat the apple 62 00:02:59,812 --> 00:03:01,848 or just keep teasing the poor dog? 63 00:03:01,881 --> 00:03:03,550 Share, sharing is caring. 64 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:06,019 Just give him a slice, poor guy. 65 00:03:07,253 --> 00:03:10,523 (upbeat techno music) 66 00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:15,295 (audience laughing) 67 00:03:15,328 --> 00:03:18,865 - Oh yeah, I feel the same way when I call in and order 68 00:03:18,898 --> 00:03:21,734 and 45 minutes later I'm there to pick it up 69 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:23,570 and it's still not ready. 70 00:03:23,603 --> 00:03:26,539 Come on, I'm parked in a red zone out there. 71 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:28,174 I need my food now. 72 00:03:29,776 --> 00:03:31,978 (upbeat techno music) (audience laughing) 73 00:03:32,011 --> 00:03:33,012 - [Owner] Come here. 74 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:35,815 It's time for breakfast, girl. 75 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:40,353 (upbeat music) 76 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:43,523 (audience laughing) 77 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,194 - [Devon] When you have a pet like this, 78 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:51,464 you wanna be extra careful to keep him happy. 79 00:03:51,497 --> 00:03:56,202 - [Owner] Boy, I was gonna give it to you anyway. 80 00:03:57,804 --> 00:04:00,807 - You don't want him to turn around and get upset at you. 81 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:03,943 (dog barking) 82 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:07,146 - [Carmen] Yep, I was the exact same when I was a kid. 83 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:10,216 I would hear it when it was still way down the street 84 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:13,219 before anyone else that song. 85 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:17,924 (Carmen humming ice cream truck melody) 86 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:22,929 And I'd run out and finally, there it is. 87 00:04:22,962 --> 00:04:24,897 Only I forgot one thing. 88 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:27,533 The money, thanks, mom. 89 00:04:28,501 --> 00:04:30,970 (light music) 90 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:34,907 (upbeat music) 91 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:41,948 - [Devon] Training day, working hard on the rabbit punch. 92 00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:46,953 (upbeat music) (audience laughing) 93 00:04:46,986 --> 00:04:50,023 - [Daniel] There are many paths you can choose in life. 94 00:04:50,056 --> 00:04:52,325 Your choice might not be the easiest. 95 00:04:52,358 --> 00:04:56,162 But if your heart tells you it's the right way for you, 96 00:04:56,195 --> 00:04:58,631 pay no heed to anyone who says, 97 00:04:58,665 --> 00:05:00,967 "Hey, the other door was open. 98 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,369 Why didn't you just go out that one?" 99 00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:06,139 - I'm not about to let our panel have all the fun. 100 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:08,174 So here are some of my favorite clips. 101 00:05:09,742 --> 00:05:12,645 (upbeat music) 102 00:05:12,679 --> 00:05:15,248 All dogs are happy when it's walkie time 103 00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:18,885 but this one has a grin from ear to ear. 104 00:05:19,919 --> 00:05:21,421 (toy thudding) (upbeat music) 105 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:23,623 First timers from the mainland are easy 106 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:25,725 to spot when in Hawaii. 107 00:05:25,758 --> 00:05:27,627 They've got the typical shirts on 108 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:30,930 and their eyes are bugging out of how beautiful it is. 109 00:05:34,967 --> 00:05:38,204 Don't you hate it when the gardener misunderstands stop? 110 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:42,175 Those are not weeds. 111 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:43,710 I planted those there. 112 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:45,411 Don't trim them. 113 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:46,746 Oh, I give up. 114 00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:49,882 Coming up, we're taking a trip 115 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:52,585 to see what our friends are doing down on the farm, 116 00:05:52,618 --> 00:05:54,721 next on "World's Funniest Animals". 117 00:05:55,888 --> 00:06:01,027 (logo whooshing) (upbeat music) 118 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:04,897 (logo whooshing) (upbeat music) 119 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:07,033 Welcome back to "World's Funniest Animals". 120 00:06:07,066 --> 00:06:09,669 We all know what's happening in our own backyards 121 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:12,905 but what about the hilarious antics we're missing out on 122 00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:15,041 from our furry friends down on the farm? 123 00:06:16,075 --> 00:06:19,011 (upbeat country music) 124 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:21,814 (roosters crowing) 125 00:06:24,484 --> 00:06:26,152 - [Daniel] It is true when it's time 126 00:06:26,185 --> 00:06:27,887 to join the marching band. 127 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:30,857 Nobody wants to play the flute or the clarinet. 128 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:32,925 They all wanna play the drums. 129 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:35,128 Yeah, drums may seem easy. 130 00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:39,832 But you find out pretty soon maybe everybody can play them, 131 00:06:39,866 --> 00:06:43,469 but not everybody can play them well. 132 00:06:43,503 --> 00:06:46,773 (light country music) 133 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:50,710 - [Devon] You know that old adage 134 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:53,446 the grass is always greener? 135 00:06:53,479 --> 00:06:57,450 Well, apparently it holds true for hay too. 136 00:06:57,483 --> 00:07:01,020 Yeah, makes sense. (audience laughing) 137 00:07:01,053 --> 00:07:02,155 (goat bleating) 138 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:04,090 - [Man] What, what? (goat bleating) 139 00:07:04,123 --> 00:07:06,492 (Man mimicking goat bleating) 140 00:07:06,526 --> 00:07:07,894 What, what? (light country music) 141 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:09,896 (goat bleating) 142 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:10,696 What, what? (goat bleating) 143 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:13,833 What? (goat bleating) 144 00:07:13,866 --> 00:07:16,969 What, what? (goat bleating) 145 00:07:17,003 --> 00:07:18,070 - [Carmen] I know the saying you have 146 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,506 to sing for your supper but this goat is 147 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:23,843 obviously suffering from extreme hunger. 148 00:07:23,876 --> 00:07:26,846 It's not saying what, it's saying, what's wrong with you? 149 00:07:26,879 --> 00:07:28,448 I'm starving. 150 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:30,783 Please feed this poor animal. 151 00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:33,219 What you're doing is just plain bad. 152 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:37,890 (melodious guitar music) 153 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:45,097 - [Devon] Huh, and I always thought that the wolf 154 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:46,732 in sheep's clothing thing was 155 00:07:46,766 --> 00:07:50,670 just an old saying or a fairytale. 156 00:07:50,703 --> 00:07:53,139 Nope, turns out it's real. 157 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:57,076 (upbeat music) 158 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,246 - [Daniel] It's freaking freezing out here. 159 00:08:00,279 --> 00:08:02,014 And you know what's the worst part? 160 00:08:02,048 --> 00:08:03,950 My big horse nose. 161 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:05,651 It's frozen. 162 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:06,686 Come on, cat. 163 00:08:06,719 --> 00:08:08,020 Stop teasing me. 164 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:10,122 Just climb on and be my nose warmer. 165 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,025 - [Devon] The most important part of your body 166 00:08:13,059 --> 00:08:16,863 to protect is your head where your brain is. 167 00:08:16,896 --> 00:08:19,866 We have helmets for motorcycles, bike riding, skiing. 168 00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:23,603 And now of course, grazing in the pasture 169 00:08:23,636 --> 00:08:26,005 where all kinds of things can fall on you. 170 00:08:26,038 --> 00:08:29,976 Tree branches, various fruit, even your stray asteroid. 171 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:32,745 So why is this guy not understanding that? 172 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:36,015 Let the poor animal be safe. 173 00:08:36,048 --> 00:08:38,084 Hey, it's a no-brainer. 174 00:08:39,585 --> 00:08:40,419 You get it? 175 00:08:41,587 --> 00:08:43,289 - We all have those preconceived notions 176 00:08:43,322 --> 00:08:46,058 that some animals just don't get along well. 177 00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:48,127 This segment is here to challenge 178 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:50,796 all of that with opposites attract. 179 00:08:53,165 --> 00:08:58,237 (monkeys squeaking) (light music) 180 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:05,711 - [Devon] Come on guys, you know better than that. 181 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:08,915 It's always only one at a time on a ladder. 182 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:12,852 Sure, it's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt. 183 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:17,290 (upbeat techno music) 184 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:19,659 - [Carmen] Unfortunately, cats are well known 185 00:09:19,692 --> 00:09:22,895 for treating birds very badly, 186 00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:27,900 usually with cat-astrophic results for the bird. 187 00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:30,536 But with a face like that, this cat is desperate 188 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,572 for anyone who's willing to be his friend. 189 00:09:32,605 --> 00:09:34,707 I don't care if you're a bird. 190 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:36,809 Can you please just be my friend? 191 00:09:38,544 --> 00:09:41,814 (upbeat techno music) 192 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:54,393 - [Daniel] Don't have time or energy to exercise your dog? 193 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:59,498 Well, now you can just use the Roto Squirrel K9 companion. 194 00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:03,970 Keep your dog in tiptop shape with zero effort on your part. 195 00:10:04,003 --> 00:10:06,939 And after a couple hours of this every day, 196 00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:09,275 he'll sleep like a baby. 197 00:10:09,308 --> 00:10:11,978 (upbeat music) 198 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,985 - [Devon] Wow, this is quite an unfair match. 199 00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:20,653 It's not even a tag team. 200 00:10:20,686 --> 00:10:22,888 The fox and skunk have obviously made a pact 201 00:10:22,922 --> 00:10:26,659 to go after the poor dog until finally, 202 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:32,365 "Mom, Renard and Stinky are ganging up on me." 203 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:35,835 - [Elizabeth] We're gearing up 204 00:10:35,868 --> 00:10:37,003 for a favorite of all our pets. 205 00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:38,137 It's toy time. 206 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:40,206 Next on "World's Funniest Animals". 207 00:10:41,607 --> 00:10:46,579 (logo whooshing) (audience laughing) 208 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,849 (logo whooshing) (upbeat music) 209 00:10:49,882 --> 00:10:51,884 You are watching "World's Funniest Animals" 210 00:10:51,917 --> 00:10:53,986 and I'm your host, Elizabeth Stanton. 211 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:56,422 And this next segment dives into our pets 212 00:10:56,455 --> 00:10:58,624 and their favorite part of the day 213 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,093 or maybe second favorite after dinner. 214 00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:02,962 It's toy time. 215 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:05,698 (upbeat music) 216 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,936 - [Daniel] Hey, you looking at me? 217 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:13,873 Oh no, you don't ever do that. 218 00:11:13,906 --> 00:11:15,174 Or I'll have to show you who's 219 00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:17,910 the baddest reptile around here. 220 00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:20,079 Hey, hey, hey, I'm not telling you again. 221 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:24,583 (lizard's nails tapping) 222 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:28,921 There, you'll be showing some proper respect next time. 223 00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:32,958 (upbeat music) 224 00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:41,333 (audience laughing) (upbeat music) 225 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:46,939 - This weird looking mouse is really fast 226 00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:48,374 but, you know, he seems to be following 227 00:11:48,407 --> 00:11:49,875 a very predictable route. 228 00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:55,014 This is gonna be his last mistake. 229 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:59,251 (upbeat music) Got him, yeah. 230 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,855 - [Devon] We can all learn life lessons from a pig. 231 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,123 When you're throwing a curve ball, 232 00:12:04,156 --> 00:12:05,324 then just have fun with it. 233 00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:07,593 And what goes around comes around. 234 00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:10,129 Yes, be like the pig 'cause no matter what 235 00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:12,031 smelly mess the world dumps them in 236 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:14,734 they always come up smelling like well a pig. 237 00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:16,168 Okay, forget that last one 238 00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:18,170 but the other ones are good advice. 239 00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:20,906 (upbeat music) (audience laughing) 240 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:23,008 - [Daniel] Oh, now that was not very nice. 241 00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:25,511 Apparently, somebody here thought it would be cute 242 00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:28,781 to switch the family dog for a fake one. 243 00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:32,618 The pig, to his credit, is trying to revive him. 244 00:12:32,651 --> 00:12:34,053 Sorry, little fella. 245 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:36,856 Doesn't matter how much pig CPR you give them, 246 00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:39,925 this one's not coming back to life. 247 00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:42,661 - Sometimes us pet owners can get caught up 248 00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:45,931 with work or hobbies and our pets like to remind us 249 00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:47,700 they need attention too. 250 00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:50,669 Then they'll tell you in no uncertain terms, 251 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,171 stop what you're doing. 252 00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:57,343 (romantic instrumental music) 253 00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:02,448 - [Devon] It seems like the cat's 254 00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:04,650 just trying to get some attention here. 255 00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:07,686 But from what I'm seeing I think he's trying 256 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,455 to give some advice to the owner. 257 00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:13,692 It's like he's saying, "Hey, you need to get a life. 258 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:16,162 Sure, I've got nine of them laying around 259 00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:17,663 but you don't even have one. 260 00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:20,866 Go out and try to make some friends." 261 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:23,936 - [Devon] I've been working on this a thousand piece puzzle 262 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:26,972 for three days straight in my bathrobe. 263 00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:29,909 Now I'm down to the last 10 pieces. 264 00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:31,944 Okay, here I go. 265 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,512 (puzzle crashing) 266 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:36,982 Ah, well, I guess cat happens. 267 00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:38,184 Can't even get mad at the cat. 268 00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:39,418 They don't understand. 269 00:13:40,452 --> 00:13:43,122 (upbeat music) 270 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,127 - [Daniel] Sometimes animals have a sixth sense. 271 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,896 If I were this guy, I'd reconsider my relationship 272 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:53,833 with the girl on the other end of that conversation. 273 00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:57,169 Hey, stop it. (girl giggling) 274 00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:59,872 (upbeat music) 275 00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:01,974 - [Daniel] Clearly, the dog knows something you don't. 276 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,242 Listen to him. 277 00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:05,911 Otherwise, it's gonna be 25 years 278 00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:08,981 of no football going and to chick flicks. 279 00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:12,184 - [Carmen] Sorry, mom. 280 00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:13,953 I think there's some confusion here. 281 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:15,554 You've got it all wrong. 282 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,923 This isn't your arm rest. 283 00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:21,927 This is my face rest, my chin rest, okay? 284 00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:23,662 So now that we finally got that straight, 285 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,931 you can, yeah, sure, you can go back to work. 286 00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:26,866 I'm good, now. 287 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,569 (upbeat music) 288 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:33,172 - [Devon] You know there's always that one guy 289 00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:36,342 at the gym who seems to always be just socializing 290 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,912 and playing around and never does much real exercising. 291 00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:44,550 Well, in 20 years, you know who's probably the happiest? 292 00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,452 He never took anything too seriously 293 00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:48,087 and has all the friends. 294 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,054 Yep, that guy. 295 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,123 - [Elizabeth] We have even more 296 00:14:51,156 --> 00:14:54,026 hilarious videos coming up with simply silly, 297 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,262 next on "World's Funniest Animals". 298 00:14:57,329 --> 00:15:02,301 (logo whooshing) (audience laughing) 299 00:15:03,435 --> 00:15:06,939 (logo whooshing) (upbeat music) 300 00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:09,141 - Welcome back to "World's Funniest Animals". 301 00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:12,011 All of our pets have their own unique personalities 302 00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:14,947 and traits but they have one thing in common. 303 00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:18,284 Every so often they do something that is simply silly. 304 00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:24,924 (upbeat music) (dog gulping water) 305 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,794 - [Devon] This is a dog with no friends. 306 00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:32,031 If he had any, they would be constantly making fun 307 00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:34,633 of his ridiculous way of drinking water. 308 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,902 I can only hope he gets the help he needs. 309 00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:41,740 (upbeat music) 310 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,944 - [Daniel] Here at the dojo students start 311 00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:47,780 by practicing their moves in slow motion. 312 00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:51,750 Then once they have become masters of their own bodies, 313 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,887 they are ready to move on to high speed combat. 314 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,589 Their strikes will become as swift as a cobra, 315 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,091 leaving their opponents in a state 316 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,961 of perplexed enlightenment. 317 00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:06,665 (upbeat music) 318 00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:12,538 - [Carmen] At first, I did not know what was going on here 319 00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:16,608 but now I see the owner is taking an online quiz. 320 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:20,612 And she's using AI, Avian Intelligence, 321 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,047 to fill out the answers. 322 00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:23,048 That's cheating. 323 00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:25,818 She should be very ashamed of herself. 324 00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:29,888 (upbeat music) 325 00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:34,793 - [Devon] Now, you might think, wow, this woman is 326 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,863 really good to be able to concentrate on her art 327 00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:40,165 while the cat is pushing the canvas around. 328 00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:42,901 But on the other hand, she's using a brush 329 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,004 big enough to paint a house with. 330 00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:48,507 Somehow, I don't think we're seeing the next Picasso here. 331 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:51,510 I'm just saying. (audience laughing) 332 00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:54,546 - [Carmen] Now this is skiing on a budget. 333 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:57,783 No $200 lift tickets or $1,000 dollars worth 334 00:16:57,816 --> 00:17:01,620 of gear and clothes, just fun for free. 335 00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:03,989 You do have to walk up the hill every time, though. 336 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,859 That's the only downside. (audience laughing) 337 00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:10,029 - Our pets all deserve to be spoiled from time to time 338 00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:13,065 whether it's that super long walk or extra treat. 339 00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:17,536 But these owners are going a step further in pampered pets. 340 00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:20,239 (upbeat music) 341 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,911 - [Carmen] Ah, feel the gentle touch of my hands 342 00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:29,415 as they channel the flow of your chi energy, 343 00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:33,419 harmonizing your aura and balancing those chakras. 344 00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:35,487 Picture yourself floating on a cloud 345 00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:37,990 of lavender-scented serenity 346 00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:41,427 while the universe whispers sweet cosmic secrets 347 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,762 into your rejuvenated soul. 348 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,798 Namaste, my cosmic canine. 349 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,333 Namaste, stay. 350 00:17:50,602 --> 00:17:52,771 - [Devon] Why do I look so confused? 351 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,573 I just can't wrap my head around the fact 352 00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:59,678 that she's gonna pay $150 bucks for this 5 minute haircut. 353 00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:01,580 It's outrageous. 354 00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:06,185 - [Carmen] Now, that is one lucky duck. 355 00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:08,687 He is getting a full-blown spa treatment 356 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:12,925 from head to webbed toe and the best part is when they take 357 00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:16,562 those cucumbers off his eyes, he gets to eat them. 358 00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:18,797 This is living. 359 00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,935 (upbeat music) 360 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:28,974 - [Devon] This is a window 361 00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:32,377 into the lives of that special 1%, 362 00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:36,014 that 1% of all rodents that have so much money 363 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:37,749 they can do whatever they want. 364 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,585 Life is good. 365 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:40,986 But don't you think they miss doing 366 00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:43,689 something meaningful with their lives? 367 00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:45,524 Nope, not a bit. 368 00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:49,061 - [Groomer] This is my friend Toby, who hates the blow dryer 369 00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:51,930 but also will take a nap during the groom. 370 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,866 This is either the third or fourth time 371 00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:55,467 that I've groomed Toby. 372 00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:58,003 And I'm actually extremely happy for the amount 373 00:18:58,036 --> 00:18:59,671 of progress that we went through. 374 00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,306 When Toby first came in, 375 00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:04,109 I'm trying to say this in the nicest way possible, 376 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,945 he kind of acted like a toddler would. 377 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,715 Previously, anytime literally anything caught 378 00:19:09,748 --> 00:19:12,451 his eye he would do like three triple back flips 379 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,620 in order to see what was going on. 380 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:17,456 Also here, he licked the inside of my mouth. 381 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:20,659 And I so luckily got a taste of the food 382 00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:22,728 that he had before he came here. 383 00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:25,497 And this might be just a little bit of a TMI, 384 00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,032 but it kind of tasted like there was 385 00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:28,967 maybe a hint of beef in there. 386 00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:33,138 - [Daniel] Ugh, the dog licked the inside of his mouth, 387 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,941 this might be a bit of TMI he says? 388 00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:39,178 Ugh, yeah, stands for terrible mouth infection. 389 00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:41,413 I think I'd be telling his owners 390 00:19:41,446 --> 00:19:43,749 their little Toby is taking way 391 00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:45,717 too many inappropriate liberties. 392 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,054 (upbeat music) 393 00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:50,656 - Well, that's almost it for us. 394 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,691 But in case you missed anything along the way, 395 00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:55,894 here's a quick recap of all of our funniest moments. 396 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:59,965 We had a bovine buddy, sloppy sidekicks, 397 00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:04,903 and infuriating feline, a lucky duck, a very comfy cat, 398 00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:09,808 a monkey dressed up like a man, and two canoodling cats. 399 00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:14,046 (upbeat techno music) 400 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,884 Thanks so much to our great panel 401 00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,986 and thank you for tuning in. 402 00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:22,387 I'm Elizabeth Stanton, 403 00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:24,756 we'll see you next time on "World's Funniest Animals".