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- [Elizabeth] You
don't wanna miss this.

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We have happy hounds,
pillaging parrots,

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relentless rats, desperate
doggies, playful piggies

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and a dog that has no
need to chase ambulances.

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(siren wailing)
(dog howling)

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- All this and more right here

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on "World's Funniest Animals."

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Hello and welcome to
"World's Funniest Animals"

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where your pets
take center stage.

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I'm your host, Elizabeth Stanton

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here with my favorite
co-host, Hank and Ruby,

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as well as our awesome
panelists, Daniel,

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Carmen and Devon.

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We're so happy to have you here.

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Babies, plushy toys, and,
of course, fashion are cute,

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but what is the absolute cutest?

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Animals.

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Let's take a look in
cuteness overload.

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(upbeat music)

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- [Driver] How's the city?

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Where do you need to get off?

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You wanna come to work with me?

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(crowd laughing)

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- Hey, do not call me lazy.

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I'm a woodpecker

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and I bust my tail out
there every single day.

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So if I wanna hitch
a ride now and then,

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it's not being lazy,

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it's just working smarter
instead of harder.

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- [Driver] Whoa,
now you're inside.

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That's all right.

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(crowd laughing)

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- Welcome to another episode
of The Rodent Whisperer.

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Here, we see Acorn,
a troubled squirrel

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who was acting absolutely
nutty as a pecan pie.

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Chasing the family
chihuahua driving them nuts,

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but a few soft words
and a tender touch

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has once again tamed
a savage beast.

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Watch next week as
the rodent whisperer

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calms a hyperactive beaver

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who is making toothpicks out
of the garden gnome.

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(crowd laughing)

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(siren wailing)
(dog howling)

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- Okay, I'm sure the carpool
lane dummy does work,

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but I'm sorry,

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using this trick to get you
past all the stop traffic?

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I just don't think
it's gonna fool anyone.

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(crowd laughing)

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(siren wailing)
(dog howling)

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(upbeat music)

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- When you're on a diet,
it sure is a lot easier

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if you can get the whole
family to do the same.

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I just don't know how long the
dog will be on board with it.

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(crowd laughing)

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(gentle upbeat music)

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- Yep, we've all been there.

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You messed up, you're
really, really sorry

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and you just wanna
get back to normal.

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But I get it,

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'cause eating your best
friend's favorite toy

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is pretty inexcusable.

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Hard to come back from that.

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(crowd laughing)

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- Our pets all
have their quirks.

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Some make messes, some bark
too much, some eat the grass.

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But in this case, these animals
have a mischievous streak.

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Here's Stop Thief.

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(bright music)

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- Yeah, it is my favorite ball,

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but he's the youngest
member of the family,

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and I am supposed
to look after him.

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At some point though, you...

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You, you, you reach your limit!

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Hey, do I ever play with
his favorite teddy bear?

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Okay, only sometimes
when everybody's asleep.

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(crowd laughing)

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(gentle upbeat music)

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(crowd laughing)

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- Pet owners always provide

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what they think is a comfy
home for their animals,

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but sometimes pets just
have to take matters

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into their own hands.

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Or in this case, beaks.

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Their what was once just
a boring old bird house

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is now parentdise.

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(crowd laughing)

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- Um, excuse me.

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Okay, here's how the
call will go down.

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Hello, police, I've been robbed.

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It should be real
easy to find him.

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I actually know
the purr-traitor.

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(playful music)

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- Ooh, there's gonna be a
big hole in that puzzle.

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That is cat payback for
those countless times

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she was forced to dress in
silly costumes for photos.

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What goes around comes around.
(crowd laughing)

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(upbeat music)

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- There's an old saying,

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opportunity makes the thief.

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Yes, even a really good
person might be tempted

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before they walk away from
money just left lying around.

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But on the other hand,

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if you're a rat you don't
even give it a second thought.

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It's free money.
(crowd laughing)

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- Now it's time for some clips

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that I personally picked
out as my favorites

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Moms often complain

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they have to chase
Junior around the house

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to get 'em in the bath.

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Aha, the solution is,

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just chase them
right into the bath.

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There, another mom
problem solved.

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(crowd laughing)

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Can't find one of your socks?

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Happens to me all the time.

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It actually happens
to everybody.

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That just means you're normal.

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But losing a shoe?

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That means you
have a pet ferret.

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(crowd laughing)

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Aw, these
dogs like this game,

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but they'd like it even better
if the stakes were higher.

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That's when they use actual
steaks instead of hot dogs

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(crowd laughing)

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Raising the steaks, get it?

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All right,
everybody, put on a happy face

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because it's up next on
"World's Funniest Animals."

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(upbeat music)

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- Welcome back to "World's
Funniest Animals."

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Our pets can make some
pretty hilarious faces.

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From confused to puppy eyes

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to slobbering all
over the place,

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but my favorite is when
they put on a happy face.

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(gentle music)
(crowd laughing)

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- Maybe it's just me

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but I'm not seeing a
big transformation here.

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My advice to the
makeup artist is,

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don't use these before and after
pictures in your portfolio.

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They just would not
win over any customers.

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(upbeat music)

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(crowd laughing)

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- When I was a kid, every
time we'd take a family photo,

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my mom would yell at us
just to get us to smile.

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And in the picture,

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we'd all have that
forced smile look.

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And this is a great example.

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To get a smile,

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the guy has to drive
40 miles an hour.

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Yeah, really doesn't
look very natural.

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(upbeat music)

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(dog crying)

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- That is such a
sweet homecoming

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that just goes on forever.

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The one downside is,

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the red zone is for
loading and unloading only.

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No parking.

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Yep, they just
towed away his car.

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(crowd laughing)

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(bright music)

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- Dogs have great intuition.

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They can read your
feelings like a book,

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except when it comes to
that three is a crowd thing.

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No, they just don't have a clue.

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You have to come right
out and tell them.

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(bright music)

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(crowd laughing)

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- Science tells us that long
hugs reduce blood pressure,

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stress and anxiety levels,

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and boost your mood
and even your immunity.

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The only downside, lots
of hair on your shirt.

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Anybody got one of those
sticky rolly things?

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- Games are always the most fun

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when you play them with
your closest friends.

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So let's take a look at some
examples of that in Game On.

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(upbeat music)

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(indistinct)

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- It looks like
this dart tournament

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has attracted a topped player,

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even though the winning prize
will only amount to peanuts.

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- [Pet Owner] All
right, your turn.

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Oh, oh, oh.

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- Easy, easy does it.

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Okay, be careful.

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Wow, here it is, proof.

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Cats only make things
come crashing down

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when their owners are asleep.

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(wood clacks)

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(upbeat music)

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- This is mahjong,

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a very civilized board game.

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Players must observe the
strict rules of etiquette.

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After all, you don't
wanna ruffle any feathers.

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(crowd laughing)

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(upbeat music)

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- This is shogi, a kind
of like Japanese chess.

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It's a very dignified game

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where the players are
expected to remain focused

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and nearly silent during play,

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except for occasionally
scratching fleas

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or coughing up a hairball.

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(crowd laughing)

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(upbeat music)

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- Dogs just like to play.

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It doesn't matter
if they win or lose.

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What do I mean?

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Here.

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The dog is giving the
human a big advantage.

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Look, he's playing left-handed.

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And I'm sure he missed
that one on purpose.

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He knows what sore
losers humans can be?

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(bright music)

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- We know that computers
can beat professionals

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at chess these days.

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But when you're beaten
at tic-tac-toe by a cat,

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well, that has got to
be pretty humiliating.

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- [Elizabeth] Teamwork up next

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on "World's Funniest Animals."

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(upbeat music)

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(upbeat music)

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You're watching "World's
Funniest Animals"

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and I'm your host
Elizabeth Stanton.

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Tasks become easier and more fun

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when you do them
with someone else.

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Right now it's
time to see animals

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working together in teamwork.

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(upbeat music)

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- Hey, I didn't do nothing.
(crowd laughing)

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I just happened to
be standing here

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and he climbed up and
started showering down.

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What was I supposed to do?

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(crowd laughing)

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Oh, if I'm busted anyway,

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I might as well
enjoy what I can.

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(crowd laughing)

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(lively music)

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- In your typical jailbreak,

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prisoners will tunnel out
and they'll climb the walls,

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but I believe this may
be the first great escape

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where they actually
move the jail with them.

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But don't worry, pretty
soon they'll be back

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with the jail and all

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'cause this work's gonna
make them really hungry.

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(pet owner laughing)

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- In a relay race,

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the order of the runners
is key to strategy.

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Here, Rufus goes first

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because he's less apt to
chase birds in the bushes.

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Ah, and Buddy finishes up.

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He's fast on the home stretch
because he's not distracted

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by interesting
smells in the grass.

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There they are, a
perfect relay team.

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But if a squirrel
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all bets are off.

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(duck squealing)

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(duck squealing)

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- This shows why there
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than duck farms in the world.

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On a sheep farm, they
only need one dog

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00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:03,489
to wrangle a hundred sheep.

260
00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:06,726
Apparently, though,
it takes three dogs

261
00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:09,562
just to get a few of
your ducks in a row.

262
00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:11,697
So from an economic standpoint,

263
00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:15,534
ducks are just not all
they're quacked up to be.

264
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,604
(crowd laughing)

265
00:12:18,637 --> 00:12:21,474
(duck squealing)

266
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,478
- Surf's up, bro.

267
00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:27,780
Gotta get out there.

268
00:12:27,813 --> 00:12:29,648
Righteous call, dude.

269
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,117
I'm totally stoked.

270
00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:33,919
Let's get out there
and rip it up.

271
00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:37,523
Yeah, let's shred these
gnarly waves, bro dog.

272
00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:43,062
- This show isn't over yet,

273
00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:45,531
but I think it's
time we Hit the Hay.

274
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,568
(bright music)

275
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,304
- After being cooped up for
days 'cause of the weather,

276
00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:56,308
I'm chomping at the bit to get
outside and stretch my legs.

277
00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:59,178
Whoa, hold your horses,

278
00:12:59,211 --> 00:13:00,846
it's freezing out here.

279
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,182
Quick, back to the warm barn.

280
00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:05,751
Time to use some horses.
(crowd laughing)

281
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,154
When I was suggesting
that we should go outside,

282
00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:12,291
I must have been
a little unstable.

283
00:13:12,324 --> 00:13:15,227
(crowd laughing)

284
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:19,398
- Now, I grew up in a city,

285
00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:23,035
so I have not spent
much time around horses.

286
00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:25,504
But finally, now I know
where the old adage,

287
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:29,275
"You scratch my back and I'll
scratch yours," comes from.

288
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,177
(crowd laughing)

289
00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:32,545
- [Pet Owner] Ready?

290
00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:33,479
Go get it.

291
00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:39,985
(owner laughing)
(crowd laughing)

292
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:45,090
- Okay, I've seen
dogs, cats, seals,

293
00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:47,493
even polar bears in the
zoo, play with a ball,

294
00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:50,963
but this is the first horse.

295
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:53,365
Either this is the most
playful horse in the world

296
00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:57,736
or he's experiencing a
serious identity crisis.

297
00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:00,573
(crowd laughing)

298
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,912
- When you are
really, really tired,

299
00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:08,881
don't you just wish
you could fall into bed

300
00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:11,984
and have dinner come to you?

301
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:15,287
Well, this little
guy got his wish.

302
00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:18,157
- Oh.
(crowd laughing)

303
00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:22,628
(gentle playful music)

304
00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:23,829
(horse snickers)

305
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,064
(crowd laughing)
- What?

306
00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:28,467
- My grandma used to say

307
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:31,503
a lot of things I
always kind of doubted.

308
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,572
But that one, he's so frail

309
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,441
a big sneeze could
knock him over,

310
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,444
well, now I know she
was right about that.

311
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:41,547
(horse snickers)

312
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:45,551
(crowd laughing)
- What?

313
00:14:45,584 --> 00:14:47,620
- We even have more
hilarious cliffs

314
00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:49,722
with Let it Snow coming up next

315
00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:51,724
on "World's Funniest Animals."

316
00:14:53,158 --> 00:14:55,828
(upbeat music)

317
00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:04,436
Welcome back to "World's
Funniest Animals."

318
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:06,772
I can't wait to show
you this next segment.

319
00:15:06,805 --> 00:15:10,376
Grab your coat and get ready
for the cold in Let it Snow.

320
00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:14,446
(upbeat music)

321
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:15,814
- I am not sure
what part of this

322
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:18,117
is the most ill-conceived.

323
00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:20,019
The dog, the laundry basket,

324
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:21,987
or mom's idea of
a braking system?

325
00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:32,131
- Ah, looks like just a
peaceful scene in snow country.

326
00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:34,800
And then, ha, ha.

327
00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:38,103
Yeah, Rex just loves to
scare the rabbits that way.

328
00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:43,142
(indistinct)

329
00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:45,811
- Who needs boots when
you've got one of these dogs?

330
00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:48,948
They're actually bred to
make a path through the snow

331
00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:50,849
so their owner
won't get snowy feet

332
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:52,217
when they walk out to their car.

333
00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:53,719
What breed is this?

334
00:15:53,752 --> 00:15:55,521
It's a snow begone spaniel.

335
00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:58,724
It's new.
(crowd laughing)

336
00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:02,428
- It's the new Stoomba,

337
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,496
automatic snow remover.

338
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:06,765
You'll never have to
shovel snow again.

339
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:10,936
Clean snow from a 200 square
foot area in only eight hours.

340
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,806
(crowd laughing)

341
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,176
(upbeat music)

342
00:16:17,209 --> 00:16:18,677
- This just in.

343
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,180
There have been reports of
strange footprint formations

344
00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:23,782
in the snow across the city.

345
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,684
They are four
equally spaced prints

346
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,086
with no connecting trail,

347
00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:30,055
almost as if they are
from some creatures

348
00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:31,623
dropped from the sky.

349
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,859
We'll have more on
this as events develop.

350
00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:35,260
Back to you, Jan.

351
00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:38,297
(upbeat music)

352
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:41,934
- After all that snow, I think
it's time we take a breather

353
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:45,738
and head over to take in some
sun and sand and the ocean

354
00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:47,973
and have ourselves a beach day.

355
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:50,776
(upbeat music)
(crowd laughing)

356
00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:53,278
- Okay, there's
something wrong here.

357
00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:55,914
Not only is this cat
breaking the feline coat

358
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,483
of hating the water,

359
00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:01,620
he's also doing the dog paddle.

360
00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:05,057
What the heck?
(crowd laughing)

361
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,295
- As a dog owner myself,

362
00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:12,431
I just don't get the pig thing.

363
00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:15,200
I mean, there he is
hogging all the attention

364
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:16,769
while the dog has
to fend for himself.

365
00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:20,606
I mean, can a pig go for a
jog with you on the beach?

366
00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:22,975
Oh.

367
00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:24,743
Oh, okay, I guess so.

368
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:29,148
But can a pig hang out with
you and be your best friend?

369
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:34,253
Okay, I guess they
can do that too.

370
00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:37,656
Okay, but can you give
a pig a belly rub?

371
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:42,094
Okay, hmm, they can do that too.

372
00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:45,030
Well, there's one
thing I do know, okay?

373
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,132
What would you rather
have when you come home?

374
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:50,102
A dog at the door
barking with excitement

375
00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:52,571
or a pig giving you
a half-hearted grunt?

376
00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:55,240
I'll take the dog any day,

377
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:58,210
but maybe I'm just
being pigheaded.

378
00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:01,146
(crowd laughing)

379
00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:06,752
- Sure, it seemed
like a good idea.

380
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:08,353
You're loaded down
with your board

381
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:11,690
and Charlie volunteers
to carry the food back,

382
00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:14,159
until you realize he has
something different in mind

383
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:17,062
for those sandwiches
than what you do.

384
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,565
And he can run a
lot faster than you.

385
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,200
- [Pet Owner] Charlie,
slow down, bud.

386
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:22,134
Come here, bud.

387
00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:27,573
- The beach is too
far away to walk to?

388
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:28,807
No problem,

389
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,943
if you've got wheels.
(crowd laughing)

390
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:33,045
They say skateboards
were invented by surfers

391
00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:36,782
who wanted to surf on land
when there were no waves.

392
00:18:36,815 --> 00:18:38,283
Sorry.

393
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:40,452
I think they are barking up
the wrong tree with that one.

394
00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:43,922
It's pretty doggone obvious
that skateboards were invented

395
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:48,160
so dogs could get to the beach
without driver's licenses.

396
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:49,928
Woo-hoo, I made it.

397
00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:56,001
(upbeat music)

398
00:18:58,003 --> 00:18:59,938
- Why am I such a happy dog?

399
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:03,075
I finally found a place where
I can dig as much as I want

400
00:19:03,108 --> 00:19:05,611
and nobody yells at me to stop.

401
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:06,879
This is dog heaven!

402
00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:10,883
(crowd laughing)

403
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,251
- Well, that's almost it for us.

404
00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:14,319
But in case he missed
anything along the way,

405
00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:17,856
here's a quick recap of all
of our funniest moments.

406
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:21,426
We had prancing ponies,
lively Labradors,

407
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:25,731
pampered pooches, cunning
cats, spirited stallions,

408
00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:28,700
and a couple of dogs looking
to catch the perfect wave.

409
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:31,470
(upbeat music)

410
00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:36,475
- Thanks so much to our panel,

411
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,343
and thank you for tuning in.

412
00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:39,845
I'm Elizabeth Stanton.

413
00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:42,481
We'll see you next time on
"World's Funniest Animals."