(theme music playing)
♪ Got a secret, can you keep it ♪
♪ Swear this one you'll save ♪
♪ Better lock it in your pocket ♪
♪ Taking this one to the grave ♪
♪ If I show you then I know you ♪
♪ Won't tell what I said ♪
♪ 'Cause two can keep a secret ♪
♪ If one of them is dead ♪
♪ 'Cause two can keep a secret ♪
♪ If one of them is dead ♪
(tense music playing)
Rose Waters: Look at yourself.
Your face, showing off your body.
Angela: Please, Mom. All the girls wear makeup and dresses.
Rose: Don't you see?
This is why you were hurt.
You invited it!
No, I didn't. Don't blame me.
What's bad about wanting to go to a party with my friends?
Your friends?
I was invited. They want me...
-and I'm going. -No! (gasps) No!
-(yells) Stop it, Mom! Let go! -Ah! Angela!
Angela Waters!
♪ ♪
Daddy! Oh my god!
-What happened? How did you-- -Zeke: Your mother happened.
Thank you, Mom.
-I was so, so scared. -Me too.
But those jokers didn't even end up pressing charges.
Was it Sheriff Beasley who arrested you, Daddy?
One of his deputies. Whole thing was trumped up.
Felt like a... a warning, to be honest.
♪ ♪
Tabby: Wes, where's Chip?
Uh, in the booth. Why? Do you need him?
No... No, just curious.
But I have a weird question for you, um.
Do you remember our summer series?
There was a night that we showed "Jaws" and "Jaws 2."
Yeah, we were slammed.
And you and Chip bailed, if I recall.
Wait, Chip and I bailed?
I mean, I went to a party, but where did Chip go?
I don't know. I assume the same.
-You okay, Tabs? -Yeah, I'm fine.
-Wes, who's closing up tonight? -Chip.
I'm goin' to Pittsburgh for Romero Fest. (laughs)
(phone chiming)
♪ ♪
-Oh my god. -Holy shit.
So, Sheriff Beasley raped Angela?
I also learned something about Sheriff Beasley.
That he and my mom dated in high school.
Also...
someone dug up my mom's body.
-Who would do that? -My guess? Maybe Sheriff Beasley.
Wait, your mom and Sheriff Beasley?
Do you guys think Sheriff Beasley could be A?
Maybe he killed my mom to keep her quiet
because she knew what he did to Angela.
I definitely think he should remain a suspect.
I thought A was the train car guy.
Imogen, if your mom and Sheriff Beasley were together
and he attacked Angela,
that's our connection.
Even if he's not A.
Yeah, our moms had to have known.
Why didn't they say anything?
-That is the question. -We need to try again,
but split them up so they don't see it coming.
-Truth time. -Take two.
After everything we talked about,
how could you not tell us
that my mom dated Sheriff Beasley.
Your mom had a lot of boyfriends.
We all did.
We were popular.
But why not tell us, Mom?
Davie only dated Tom Beasley for a few weeks,
fall of senior year.
Okay, but did you know Sheriff Beasley was the guy who raped Angela, Mom?
That was a rumor. Never confirmed.
It's a simple question, Mom.
Did Sheriff Beasley rape Angela Waters or not?
That's what Angela said.
Did this happen before, during, or after
Imogen's mom dated him?
They broke up right after Davie heard the rumors.
Okay, well...
I think we should go to the authorities, don't you?
For a crime that happened 20 years ago?
And with what proof?
No. Faran, I'm sorry,
but you and the girls need to quit while you're ahead
and while we're all still in one piece.
(phone buzzes)
Faran: Kelly, what's going on at your house?
My dad's fucking spiraling.
He... He knows what Mama said to you, to both of us.
And now I am not allowed to go back to school
until after Christmas break.
-Why? -So I can't cause any more trouble.
I shouldn't even be here. I had to sneak out.
We're basically under house arrest.
Kelly...
it's time you know the truth.
That your dad may be
at least partly responsible for Karen's murder...
-if not fully. -Not this again, Faran.
Karen's death was an accident.
There's a crazy masked killer terrorizing me and the girls.
Tyler Marchand isn't missing. He was murdered.
Also, Henry wasn't the one who went after you in the auditorium.
That was A.
A is what he calls himself,
and A...
pushed Karen
out of those rafters at the dance...
for being a bully.
Karen was... murdered?
By the same guy who chased me?
I'm telling you now because A...
is avenging the death of Angela Waters.
All the people who hurt her.
I know, it's a lot,
but I'll talk to the girls at school tomorrow.
We, we will make a plan.
Figure out a way to get you and your mom
out of that house and away from your dad.
Can you make it one more night, Kelly?
Do you think?
Imogen: Oh my god, Tabby.
Chip?
I didn't want to say anything...
in front of the other girls.
But h-he's one of your...
your best friends.
And we-we've... (exhales)
It's so fucking twisted, but it adds up.
Chip was close by on both nights we were attacked.
Also... now that the idea is in my head,
I can't shake the feeling that it was Chip.
I mean, it's all circumstantial evidence,
-but-- -But there might be some real evidence.
Maybe, possibly.
What do you mean?
When I woke up that morning on the beach after it happened...
I didn't have my underwear.
If it was Chip...
could he have taken them?
Kept them, for some reason, as a...
(exhales)
souvenir?
Chip's working late tonight at the Orpheum.
Can we get into his house?
(knocks on door)
Both: Hi, Mrs. Langsberry.
I'm so sorry, girls.
Chip's at the movie theater working.
Oh, shoot. Uh, we were hoping he might want to hang out.
Uh, but now that we're here,
Chip did say I could use his super-eight for my short.
-(Imogen sighs) -Would it be okay if we grab it?
Of course. You know the way.
Good luck finding it down there. It's a sty.
("Something Worth Fighting For" by RIIVAL playing)
♪ No, no, I'm not afraid ♪
♪ Of tough guy ways ♪
♪ I'm fury to the fire ♪
♪ Come on throw your grenades ♪
♪ A detonation ♪
♪ Gonna take me higher ♪
♪ Always making lemonade ♪
♪ Ooh-la-la-la ♪
♪ Something worth fighting for ♪
♪ Ooh-la-la-la ♪
♪ Something worth fighting for ♪
More movies?
Yeah, but... weird, gross ones.
Oh my god, are they porn?
No, they're horror movies.
Hardcore... rapey horror movies.
They were hidden in the back of Chip's closet.
Like a dirty, little secret.
But otherwise... no evidence. Fuck.
Tabby, your feeling.
How sure about it are you?
Sickeningly sure.
So, let's see how guilty Chip feels about what he did.
♪ ♪
Hey! What's up, guys?
What's wrong? Who died?
No one's died, but someone probably is going to be arrested.
What? Who?
You, Chip.
For what you did to us.
I don't understand.
Tabby: The night of Karen's party, the one we went to.
When you left, after I turned you down,
you were drunk and upset.
Where did you go, Chip?
I mean, home, I think.
Or did you go to the beach?
Where I was, Chip.
You know, passed out... helpless.
-Imogen-- -What about the night I went
to that football party in the woods?
You followed me.
Then, when I was walking home...
you raped me.
What? No, god, no. Jesus.
-I would n-- -Chip, just, just stop.
Wes remembers you leaving the movie theater after I left.
Greg remembers seeing you at the party.
Even if I was there, that doesn't mean--
Guys... I would never.
You did. You raped Tabby and you raped me.
And... besides, we have proof.
What proof?
My baby, Chip.
Our baby.
We compared its DNA to your DNA specifically,
and it...
it is a direct match.
How would you even get my DNA?
The blood drive.
-You're fucking crazy. -Tabby: Why did you do it?
Help us understand why you did it.
Or we can have this conversation with my mom.
And Sheriff Beasley.
But we don't want that, Chip.
We don't want that for my baby,
we don't want everyone knowing, but...
we do need closure.
So we can move on.
And you're the only person who can give that to us.
So, again... why, Chip?
All we want is to hear it from you directly.
You owe us that much.
Tell us why.
(tense music playing)
You didn't want to be with me.
But you willing to go to some kegger in the woods
with those jocks.
And then when I,
when I saw you walking home, you were a mess, Tabby.
And I...
I just wanted to be close to you.
You think that made us close?
What about me, Chip?
After Karen's... party,
I went to the beach to be alone.
But you were there, Imogen.
I didn't, I didn't wanna hurt you.
-Either of you. -But you did.
You did hurt me and you hurt Tabby, too.
How could you?
You... you...
were my... best friend,
and you... you stole from me.
I don't feel safe anymore. I never feel safe.
If a guy gets near me, I-I imagine the worst,
that he'll do what you did.
How many other girls, Chip?
None. None. I swear, I swear. Just you two.
-Oh, you... you swear? -I swear, and I'll,
I'll never do it again.
No, Chip, you won't.
Because now that you've confessed...
we're taking your ass down.
But I, but I-I thought that--
That we would let you get away with it?
To have closure?
No, Chip, that was a lie.
This year has made us very, very good liars.
And you, you are sick, demented.
You partnered up with me in health class
when you knew this baby was yours.
You told me you liked me
and you made me like you, too.
And then you let me kiss you.
That is not sick.
That is psychotic.
Oh my god. Tabby.
What-what the fuck? Who is that?!
Fuck! Fuck this!
♪ ♪
(Imogen breathing heavily)
He...
He hurt us.
The same way Tom Beasley hurt Angela Waters.
♪ ♪
(door closes)
Faran: Holy shit. Are you two okay?
Where's Chip now?
I have a bat and it's calling his name.
A is back... officially.
-Faran: Oh my god, what?! -Noa: I thought he was dead.
He showed up at the Orpheum while Chip was confessing.
Took off after him.
Good. I hope A caught his ass.
Yeah, now if we could only get A
to knock on Sheriff Beasley's door.
Well, we did tell A
that Sheriff Beasley raped Angela.
Speaking of Sheriff Psycho...
I had a clandestine meeting with Kelly last night.
She and Mrs. Beasley are both on lockdown
-until after Christmas break. -Noa: No, fuck this.
We need to go to the D.A. or call the National Guard in or some shit.
(phones dinging, chiming)
♪ ♪
Oh my god. It's from A.
"Your final round is about to begin."
"You broke our rule."
Okay, how does A always know what we're talking about?
Does he have the school bugged?
-And what rule? -Shit.
A knows what I told Kelly.
-So, this isn't over. -Imogen: Nope.
But at least we now know that Sheriff Beasley is the one that hurt Angela.
Though that still doesn't explain
how our moms are involved in all of this.
And if A is punishing the guilty for what
they did to Angela Waters,
wouldn't Sheriff Beasley be the guiltiest of them all?
Someone must be guiltier.
Who's left?
Who else can talk to us about Angela
who can give us some insight?
Principal Clanton (on PA): Steppenwolves, may I have your attention, please?
Significant amounts of lead paint
have been discovered in Millwood High...
Jesus, just when you thought this school
could not get any more toxic.
This place is a death trap.
If these walls could talk.
Principal Clanton: ...safe for your return in the new year.
That's it.
It's not who can tell us more about Angela, but what.
The Waters house.
♪ ♪
We have to go back, search it for real.
-For what? -Anything that might help us understand
how these pieces fit together.
♪ ♪
Okay, so, what exactly are we looking for?
What we've been looking for since this nightmare started.
Clues to A's identity,
his connection to Angela Waters...
whatever that might be.
What if A's in there?
Only one way to find out.
("Welcome to My Hell" by Holy Wars playing)
This place is even creepier during the day.
I know, but no stone unturned.
- ♪ Follow into the deep ♪ -Zeke...
did you leave the window open?
(screams)
Do you think someone else might've lived here?
Besides Angela and Mrs. Waters.
You mean possibly a secret deformed brother
no one talks about, like in "People Under the Stairs"?
Oh, can you not with the horror movie references right now?
(knocks on door)
♪ Welcome to, come inside ♪
(gasps)
(Elodie grunts)
♪ ♪
♪ Welcome to, welcome to ♪
♪ Welcome to my Hell ♪
♪ Welcome to, welcome to ♪
♪ Come inside and see my Hell ♪
Holy shit.
What did you find?
Height markings.
Like you do for kids growing up, but...
-two sets of them. -Both initialed "A.W."
Wait, there's more than one Angela Waters?
- ♪ Welcome to, welcome to ♪ -(doorknob jiggling)
(screams)
(shouts) Guys, get in here!
Imogen: You okay?
Yeah, but look at what we found in the back of the cage.
What the fuck are crayons doing in an animal cage?
Was someone kept in it?
Let's keep looking.
We are so, so close.
♪ I am the creature under your bed ♪
♪ Dance with the demons ♪
(screams)
(ornaments shattering)
♪ Dance with the demons, dance with the dead ♪
♪ Welcome to my Hell ♪
♪ Come inside and see my Hell ♪
Hey.
Check this out.
Two sets of height markings, this photo.
Tabby's right. What if Angela wasn't an only child?
-What if she had a-- -(phones dinging, chiming)
(Noa sighs)
Noa: "Time for the trial"?
A's at our school.
-Are we supposed to just go? -Without telling anyone?
-What choice do we have? -(phones dinging, chiming)
-(all gasping) -Imogen: Oh my god.
-Tabby: A has our moms. -Imogen: None.
No choice.
Okay? Come on.
(tense music playing)
Can you guys feel it?
One way or another, this is ending tonight.
At least we're all together... right?
Almost all of us.
♪ Call the devil to your door ♪
Okay.
♪ Never tell ♪
♪ Better hide your secrets well ♪
♪ Call the devil to your door ♪
"Tabitha Haworthe. Report to the Film Classroom."
He wants us to split up.
-Should we split up? -It's against horror movie rules,
but... if he has our moms.
(phones dinging, chiming)
Faran: "All bullies must be punished tonight.
Starting with yours. A."
What the hell does that mean?
(ominous music playing)
Only one way to find out.
♪ ♪
(film projector running)
Chip?
(breathing heavily)
(intense music playing)
What the fuck?
(grunting)
♪ ♪
Oh my god.
♪ ♪
(grunting)
Madame Giry?
(muffled whimpers)
♪ ♪
(buzzing)
(gasping)
♪ ♪
(cries) Jesus Christ, Mom.
No... no.
(Imogen breathing heavily)
♪ ♪
(tense music playing)
I, I didn't--
I, I didn't do what A asked.
Did you guys?
-I couldn't. -Me neither.
Same, but what do we do about them? Our bullies.
Let's just get through this.
-Imogen? -(Imogen mutters)
Are you okay?
Nope.
Definitely not.
-(phones dinging, chiming) -Another text.
"Well done. You showed mercy.
"Maybe there's hope.
Gather in the auditorium. The trial begins now."
♪ ♪
-All: Mom! -(screaming)
-Stay back! -Don't come any closer!
Okay.
We're all here.
Now tell us the truth.
Are you Angela's brother?
Principal Clanton: He is.
His name is Archie.
Principal Clanton?
Yes... Now, have a seat.
What?
♪ ♪
Sheriff Beasley: Where do you think you're going, Kelly?
It's dinnertime.
I...
I have to help my friends.
(sighs)
Was I not clear?
No one is leaving this house.
I am trying to contain the mess
you and your mother made.
We can't just stay here forever.
No.
Not forever.
♪ ♪
What are you doing here?
I'm impressed with you girls, truly.
You uncovered the identity of the man who
violated my poor Angela.
Wait, your poor Angela?
That's right... My daughter.
And Archie here...
is my son.
So, A is for Archie.
Not Angela.
Got it.
How did we not know that you were her father?
-This doesn't add up. -But it does.
How about I explain?
I grew up in Millwood.
I was classmates with Rose Waters, Angela's mother.
As teens, we sang in the school choir together.
Eventually, she took a liking to me,
and after spending some time together...
Rose got pregnant with twins.
My parents didn't approve.
The Waters family needed money,
so we paid them off to move to another town,
never to return.
I stayed in Millwood, became a teacher here,
then, eventually, vice principal.
And that's when Rose Waters came back.
She wanted Angela to attend Millwood High
to get a decent education.
Just Angela?
Rose said she wanted Archie at home with her,
that he had a face
only a mother could love.
But no one could ever know the truth about our past.
Rose understood and she kept her promise.
And I watched my daughter go from class to class...
and then...
Angela took her own life.
Not because of the assault. No, afterwards.
Because of something you did.
Corey Bryant, Marjorie Olivar, Sidney Haworthe, Elodie Honrada,
it's time for the truth.
Sheriff Beasley: You two never understood me.
Only Karen understood her father.
Not you and your mother.
We didn't do anything wrong.
But you...
you assaulted a girl.
-And Karen's dead because of your actions. -What?
What are you babbling about, Kelly?
You were right...
to think that Karen wouldn't kill herself.
She was pushed... for being a bully.
Wonder where she got that from.
Someone is punishing people
for what they did to Angela Waters.
And what I'm realizing, Dad,
is that there would be no killer...
if not for what you had done.
Karen would be alive if not for what you did to Angela Waters.
You started this whole fucking nightmare.
Is, is what she's saying true, Tom?
You know it is, Mama.
You know it in your heart.
He killed Karen...
as sure as if he pushed her himself.
I...
♪ ♪
Of course.
I am the villain.
I hurt Angela Waters
and now I'm the one who killed Karen, too.
When I get out of here...
I'm gonna sing like a bird, Dad.
You're not above the law.
And I hope-- (laughs)
No, I pray...
that when all of this is over,
you get what you deserve.
♪ ♪
Do you know how many bullets are in here?
Three.
Do you think you're ever gonna set foot outside this house again?
Mrs. Beasley: No more!
(Mrs. Beasley grunts)
(Sheriff Beasley grunts)
I already lost one baby.
You will not take another.
-(dishware clinking) -(Kelly gasping)
♪ ♪
Principal Clanton: Angela took her life not because of what
Tommy Beasley did to her, but because of something else.
Something insidious that happened right under our noses.
I think I know what Principal Clanton's talking about.
These, uh--
The pages are from my mom's diary. They...
They were with my mother.
It says "erase her" on almost every page. What does that mean?
("Kickstart My Heart" by Mötley Crüe playing)
Kelly: Greg?!
-Greg! -Kelly.
-What's goin' on? -I need your help.
-Are you, uh-- -Now.
Okay, um.
-Come on! -Let's go.
Imogen: Please...
we need to know the truth, okay?
All of it.
Mom, if you know.
It all started when Angela Waters was sexually assaulted.
Hey, Angela.
Sidney told us what happened to you.
I wanted to make sure you're okay.
-Do you know who did it? -Davie...
it... was Tommy.
-What did you say? -Davie, I'm so sorry.
It-it wasn't my fault. He did it to me.
Liar.
Sidney: Davie took it personally.
Tommy was her boyfriend, so she had to pick a side.
Angela or Tommy?
She picked Tommy.
So, instead of helping Angela...
she blamed her.
It's so obvious Angela's lying about Tommy.
What if she isn't?
Don't be so dense.
She's clearly just trying to get attention.
Like always.
I think it's different this time.
Angela's out of control.
And we need to teach her a lesson.
-What kind of lesson? -(sighs) We have to...
ignore her.
♪ ♪
Pretend she doesn't exist. We're going to...
erase Angela Waters. (chuckles)
Oh, not just us.
We're gonna get the whole school to do it, too.
Teen Sidney: What are you talking about?
Teen Davie: Turn Angela into a ghost.
Make her invisible. As if she were nothing.
Sidney: And that's what we did.
'Cause Davie wanted us to.
-(laughing) -But things just kept getting worse.
There was one last epic humiliation,
one last nail that Davie wanted to put in Angela's coffin.
An even more public shaming.
I'm sorry, Angela, for everything.
Especially... for not believing you.
I've been a real bee-otch.
I wanna make it up to you.
We all do.
There's a rave...
on New Year's Eve.
We're all going. You have to come.
It'll be fun. I promise.
And then...
a fresh start. Okay?
Sidney: When Angela arrived at the rave,
she was a mess,
like, she crawled through the woods,
-but Davie still made us ignore her. -Please, I'm begging you.
Shun her.
Even though Angela was clearly in distress.
Obviously, we didn't know that it would lead to--
That's what... "erase her" means.
(cries) So, that's why my mom killed herself.
Or did you?
We sent her the gift.
The flyer.
A reminder of what she had done.
But my, my mom, she...
she changed.
She did. She, she became a, a different person.
A, a good... kind person.
I mean, what she did to Angela, it was horrible, yes.
But that isn't all she was. She was so much more.
And you have to believe me, Principal Clanton.
She changed. We, we can all change.
We can all change. Like you said, we could... be better.
Do better.
Even if she did change...
it was too late to save Angela.
And since Davie Adams took the coward's way out,
the sins of the mother must fall upon the child.
-Archie. -All (screaming): No!
-Wait. -(screaming)
My baby is innocent!
Okay? How, how, how does that punishment fit the crime?!
It doesn't! That would be wrong and you know it!
God, you are not any better, Principal Clanton.
You erased her just as much as our mothers did.
That's enough.
But for your baby's sake...
we'll give ya a head start.
-What?! No! -It's more than Angela got.
-I'd get going now. -Imogen, run!
♪ ♪
-(breathing heavily) -Oh my god!
Where do I go? Where do I go?
Davie: I know word's gotten around.
It's not gonna be easy being the pregnant girl.
-Understatement of the year. -But remember,
our house is your safe place, Imogen.
No matter what happens,
you can always come home.
(breathing heavily)
(door opens)
♪ ♪
(screams)
So, what now? What happens to us?
We, with our sacrifice...
are going to make sure Angela did not die in vain,
and that what happened to her never happens again.
What sacrifice?
(breathing heavily)
(groaning)
(shouts) Fuck!
Okay, but what happens if I start getting contractions
-in, like, gym class? -(Davie chuckles)
That's easy.
You breathe.
(deep breaths)
(clatter)
♪ ♪
It's pretty fucked up, you know?
-The double standard. -What double standard?
Sheriff Beasley is the one who raped Angela, your daughter.
Yet here you are going after us instead of him.
Who do you think I'm pinning all this on?
And don't worry, beyond that...
Tom Beasley will get his.
Kelly: Oh, he got his. (gasps)
Holy shit, Kelly!
(all gasping, yelping)
Greg!
Somebody, help!
-Please, get help! -(Principal Clanton grunts)
-Tie him up! -Faran: Are you okay?
-(Greg groaning) -Greg, are you okay?
Somebody, please! Help!
(breathing heavily)
(grunting)
(coughing)
Davie: We're gonna play a game called Hide and Seek.
You're gonna come up with the best hiding place
you can think of,
and I'm gonna come find you. Ready?
One...
two...
three.
(glass shatters)
♪ ♪
(stairs creaking)
♪ ♪
(Imogen whimpering)
(Imogen screaming)
(Imogen breathing heavily)
♪ ♪
(screaming)
(screams) No, no, no! No!
(grunting)
-(screaming) -(grunts)
No, no, no! (grunts)
(Imogen gasps)
(choking, grunting)
(roaring yell)
(roaring scream)
-(yelling) -(glass shatters)
♪ ♪
Imogen! Imogen, are you here?!
-(all calling for Imogen) -Where are you?!
(all gasping, breathing heavily)
(all gasp)
♪ ♪
Mouse: Is he dead?
I think so.
Also, my water just broke.
(monitor beeping)
(uneasy music playing)
(winces)
(baby crying)
♪ ♪
(gasps)
(gasping, panting)
-My baby! My baby! -Shh.
-My baby! A took my baby! -Shh. You're having a nightmare.
Your baby is just fine.
In fact... she's perfect.
Everything's gonna be okay.
What, what is it?
The creeper is here in the hospital.
He survived the stabbing.
Sidney: Don't worry. He's secure, and, and deputies
are monitoring him 24/7.
Also, Sheriff Beasley was stabbed by Mrs. Beasley.
Oh my god.
Tabby: He also survived.
And Clanton was arrested.
So was Chip.
I know it's a lot to digest,
but... what's most important is that
you and your baby are safe...
and healthy.
Could I...
hold her?
("1000 Oceans" by Tori Amos playing)
(baby cries)
♪ These tears I've cried ♪
♪ I've cried a thousand oceans ♪
Hi.
♪ And if it seems ♪
♪ I'm floating ♪
♪ I'm aware what the rules are ♪
♪ But you know that I will run ♪
♪ You know that I will follow you ♪
♪ Over Silbury Hill ♪
♪ Through the solar field ♪
♪ You know that I will follow you ♪
♪ So I will cry a thousand more ♪
♪ If that's what it takes ♪
You okay?
♪ To sail you home ♪
I know who my mom was in high school.
But I also know who she became.
And which version of her I'm gonna hold in my heart
for the rest of my life.
♪ ♪
-Come here. -(all chuckling)
♪ Sail you home ♪
("Next Year Will Be Mine" by Whyte Horses playing)
-(indistinct chatter) -(Imogen laughing)
♪ ♪
♪ Next year will be ♪
♪ Next year will be mine ♪
Okay... favorite Christmas movie ever.
-All: Ohh. -(laughs) Mine's "Gremlins."
-(laughter) -I know this game. "Home Alone."
Uh, "Home Alone 2."
-Uh, "Muppet Family Christmas"? -All: Aww.
Does anything beat "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
All: Ooh.
"Love Actually"? (laughs)
-"Die Hard." -All: Aww.
(laughter)
Marjorie: Um... (clears throat)
there is something that I wanted to share
with all of you.
I'm gonna be checking into rehab.
I, uh, just wanted to spend the holidays
with Noa before going in.
I'm so proud of you, Mom.
Noa, you're welcome to stay with us while your mom's in recovery.
-Sidney: Ditto. -The more the merrier. (chuckles)
We'll take care of her, Marj. All of us.
Me included, 'cause guess what?
-Looks like I'm staying in Millwood... -(all gasping)
permanently.
That's gonna make it harder for me to sneak into your room.
I heard that, Prince Charming.
We'll figure it out.
Well, since everyone's making announcements,
Elodie and I
are going to couples' therapy next week.
So, no more Red Ranch Motel for me.
-(laughter) -Or me. Ever again. Like, ever.
I have everything I want... IRL.
Can we finally declare that #MASH is canon?
(all laughing)
♪ ♪
How is Chip already back at home?
His parents made bail. Home for the holidays.
Piece of shit.
Imogen and I have been talking
and we want to press charges.
We want him to pay for what he did.
It won't be easy,
but I know some great lawyers who will work pro bono.
And I'll do everything I can to help.
Thanks, Corey.
Anything and everything to put this nightmare behind us.
("O Holy Night" playing)
Do you want me to come with you tomorrow?
To meet the adoptive family?
I'd love that. (chuckles)
And road trips to Rosewood are kind of our thing.
Done. I'll drive.
So... what do you think of them?
They seem...
pretty perfect, actually.
They've been wanting to have a baby for a while.
I think they're both writers, and one owns a bookshop.
Their names are Aria and Ezra.
Wait, Ezra? As in... Ezra's Books?
I've totally been there.
The best part is...
they're open to staying in touch with me
about the baby's life, sending me updates.
That does sound pretty perfect.
So... Imogen...
what does your newly activated mother's intuition tell you?
Do we think it's over-over?
Or is there a sequel in the offing?
I'm gonna say...
it's over.
(tense music playing)
(nurse screaming)
-(doorbell rings) -Chip: I got it!
♪ ♪
♪ You'll hear me coming like a tornado ♪
♪ You might fear me and I don't blame you ♪
♪ I didn't come here to make friends, no ♪
♪ I came to make history, so, baby, let's go ♪
♪ I'm a superior supreme supernatural thing ♪
♪ Supernatural ♪
♪ I'm a superior supreme supernatural thing ♪
♪ I'm supernatural ♪
♪ Huh, huh, huh, huh ♪
♪ I'm a superior supreme supernatural thing ♪
♪ Supernatural ♪
♪ I'm a superior supreme supernatural thing ♪
♪ I'm supernatural ♪