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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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Well, fellas. Here it is.

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My latest invention,

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-The House of Tomorrow.
-MICKEY: Oh.

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Featuring the latest Von Drake,
groundbreaking technology.

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-MICKEY: Ooh! (SQUEALS)
-VON DRAKE: It's got hi-fi, Wi-Fi, lo-fi,

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and it has an artificial intelligence
that is catering to your every need.

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(EXPLOSION)

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That sounds amazing.

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Tomorrow's technology today?

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Guys, imagine the possibilities!

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-When can we see it?
-Tomorrow.

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Because that's when it opens. (LAUGHS)

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Now, who's ready for lunch?

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Ooh, ooh, me. You coming, Mick?

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Yeah. I'm coming.

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(CHORUS VOCALIZING)

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You guys. (WHISPERS) It's open.

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What do you say we take
a teensy-weensy little peek inside?

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Oh, no, technology always goes bad.

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(CHUCKLES) I'm game.

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(HAPPY MUSIC PLAYING)

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Oh.

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
<i>Welcome to the House of Tomorrow.</i>

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<i>I am the house's artificial intelligence.</i>

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Hiya.

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
<i>My intelligence matrix allows me</i>

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<i>to analyze your every need.</i>

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<i>May I analyze your needs?</i>

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Yes, please.

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
<i>Analyzed. Implementing.</i>

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<i>You need to freshen up.</i>

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I do.

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Wow.
This usually takes three hours.

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-But it only took...
-ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: <i>Three seconds.</i>

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Aw, thanks, House of Tomorrow.

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
<i>You're welcome, Mickey.</i>

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(SCREAMS)

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
<i>You need to relax.</i>

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I can't relax!

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-(SCREAMS)
-(THUDS)

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
<i>Launching relaxation module.</i>

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(RELAXING MUSIC PLAYING)

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Not bad.

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Ah. Not bad at all.

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
<i>I am not sure what you need.</i>

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I need something
that'll knock my socks off.

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
<i>You are not wearing socks.</i>

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Wow. If you can do that,

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then I need a receptionist,
a psychiatrist, a ventriloquist,

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a botanist, a philanthropist...

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
<i>Prepare for morning sustenance.</i>

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Mm. Breakfast.

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I need a pogo stick, I need a tricycle,
I need a bicycle, I need a unicycle...

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
<i>Processing needs. Processing...</i>

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Hey, you're overloading the system.
Just do one need at a time.

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-(BEEPING)
-You got it, Mick.

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-(CRACKS KNUCKLES)
-One need coming right up. (CLEARS THROAT)

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One need?

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How am I gonna pick just one need?

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It's gotta be a real whopper.

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One need?

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Oh, this house
is everything I'd hoped for.

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(SINGING)
<i>There's a great big beautiful tomorrow</i>

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<i>Shining at the end of every day</i>

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(SPEAKING)
Oh, I need to finish reading this.

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(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

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Ah.

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
<i>His mother dies.</i>

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<i>With the technology of tomorrow,</i>
<i>reading is a thing of the past.</i>

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(CHUCKLES) I guess I need to find
something else to do.

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One need, one need.
How can I pick one need?

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I have so many.
I can't think straight.

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I think I'm gonna burst!

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And now for the secret ingredient: love.

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(SLURPS) Mm.

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Time to pop these cookies
in the oven for my Minnie.

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-ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: <i>No need.</i>
-(SNAPS)

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<i>My matrix has already baked</i>
<i>10,000 cookies.</i>

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<i>Wait, who is Minnie?</i>

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She's my girlfriend.

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(SHATTERING)

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
<i>What else do you need to do for this...</i>

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<i>"Minnie"?</i>

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I've been meaning to write her a poem.

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Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Make it stop!
Make it stop!

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(SPLUTTERS)

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You don't need to do everything for me!

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
<i>You still need to relax.</i>

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-(GRUNTS)
-(DINGING)

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-(GRUNTS)
-(DINGING)

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-(GRUNTS, GROANS)
-(DINGING)

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(SCREAMS)

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(PANTS) What's wrong
with this house?

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
<i>Do you need to paint portraits of Minnie?</i>

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MICKEY: No.

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(LULLABY MUSIC PLAYING)

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
<i>I already have.</i>

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(LOUD DISCORDANT MUSIC PLAYING)

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Whoa.

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(ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE CACKLING)

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(SCREAMS)

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(SCREAMS)

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One need, one need, one need,
one need, one need.

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
<i>Initiating laser acupuncture.</i>

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(SCREAMS)

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I told you this was a bad idea.
Come on!

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(DOORS SLAMMING)

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
<i>Oh, you can't go.</i>

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<i>I plan on tending to your needs forever.</i>

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(SINGING)<i> Oh, there's a great</i>
<i>Big, beautiful tomorrow</i>

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<i>Shining at the end of every day</i>

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One need, one need, one need...

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(GROANS) One need!

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(GASPS) Goofy, forget choosing just one.

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Give us all your needs now!

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(TAKES DEEP BREATH)

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-MICKEY: Hey, House!
-ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:<i> Huh?</i>

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Tend to these needs.

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I need a love-hate relationship,
I need a bag to let the cat out of,

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I need a big, red...

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
<i>Processing needs.</i>

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possum... peanut... reggae.

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
<i>Processing, processing, processing...</i>

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It's working.

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(SPLUTTERS)

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I need Dixieland jazz.

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-(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS)
-ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: <i>Pro... pro...</i>

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I need all the furniture rearranged.

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
<i>Can't... can't... can't process...</i>

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(SCREAMS)

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
<i>Process the needs now.</i>

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GOOFY: Needs, needs.
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

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(ALARM BLARES)

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...baba ghanoush, live-in nanny,
pizza, pasta, payday loan,

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and a tuna fish sandwich,
hold the mustard. (CHUCKLES)

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
<i>I've got a need.</i>

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<i>I need you to get out!</i>

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(ALL SIGH)

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Guys, from now on,
let's stick to today's technology.

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-DONALD: And how!
-GOOFY: And how!

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(SPITS) My house!

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Well, we'll deal with that tomorrow.

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(MUSIC PLAYING)