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戀屍癖南西38號

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我,賓果...

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奶頭32號

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(扮裝賓果遊戲)

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還有大鵰四號

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高潮69號讓我超想要

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有了,69號...

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中了,我賓果了,賓果

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聽我說

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你好美

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你很健壯,你會活得比我們都要久

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不要管別人胡說八道

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你加油,好嗎?

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嘿,怎麼了?

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- 嘿,米爾頓
- 嘿,佩姬

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佩姬,妳從我的保險箱偷了三千美元

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去查監視畫面,你們查過了嗎?

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攝影機壞了

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那是什麼?

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- 他們留下一點錢
- 多少?兩千左右?

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- 一千五
- 你認識我吧?

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你覺得我會把一千五美元留在桌上?

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而且洗劫你保險箱的禽獸一點也不專業

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他們怎麼開的?

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用密碼開的

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好吧,我沒有密碼,所以沒有嫌疑

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妳都會來這裡用咖啡機

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對了,那樣違反規定耶

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其他人都沒溜進來用咖啡機嗎?

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歐文,大家都會用咖啡機

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佩姬,妳在幹嘛?

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好,這裡有20個空咖啡膠囊

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我不可能在一週內喝那麼多杯爛咖啡

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歐文,有人知道保險箱密碼

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沒人知道密碼

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除非...容我推測一下,大家都知道密碼

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- 嘿
- 妳在幹嘛?

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我在跟隨我的直覺

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我知道拓荒鎮的警報器密碼
歐文,是幾號?

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佩姬,這是保險箱

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所有開關門的人

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(高地沙漠警察)

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都知道警報器密碼,所以我在想是不是...

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2、18、50

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和警報器密碼一樣,到底是怎樣?

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是我媽的生日啦

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什麼?

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是我媽的生日

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所以你媽的生日是你的人生萬用密碼嗎?

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換掉所有密碼,別再糾結你媽的事

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她又沒那麼愛你

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走吧,我要把這孩子帶走,她是無辜的

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《荒漠妙探》

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拓荒鎮的保全爛到不行

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這是我帶來的第一個生意

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但那算零頭而已

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若如我所料,畢卡索畫作是真跡
我肯定沒弄錯

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懸賞獎金高達一百萬美元

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若你以為我只會抽一成

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- 你肯定頭殼壞了
- 妳看,這是誰弄的?

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聽好了

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首先,我們去領賞,其次是找記者

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再來就能利用媒體宣傳替我們引薦大工作

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所以我們要去格魯大師的家
驗明這幅該死畢卡索的正身

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如果那是巴黎搶案的真跡,我們就能...

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你在幹嘛?

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我在幹嘛?

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我在努力下載新的保全軟體

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我的最後一位大客戶明天要來
如果他覺得我沒跟上時代

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我們下週就沒車可開了

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天啊

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不行,你真的得多咀嚼幾下

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那我的計畫呢?

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妳的計畫就是準時去上課

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那傢伙賣了我們人情,別讓我丟臉

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又來了,上什麼爛課啊?
我已經做這麼多事了耶

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才過了一週

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是十天,而且只有白痴才上學

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我已經會飛了,你還要我在地上爬?

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妳到底想不想從實習生往上爬?

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我是不支薪的助理

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妳必須瞭解法律
和私家偵探能做的合法工作

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可以嗎?我才不會為了妳去坐牢

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- 我閉著眼睛都做得到
- 太棒了,很好

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拜託

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好,我已經下載了,你這台蠢電腦

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行了,好

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我看看

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對,這個好

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有了

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在哪裡...

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歡迎參加保全與私家偵探訓練課程

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妳叫什麼名字?

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先看你教得怎樣再說

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要成為認證私家偵探

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必須經過50小時的訓練

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(50小時)

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我們先談談課綱

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抱歉,我肚子很痛,不好意思

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我才不要花50小時聽老爺爺講古

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那傢伙是教補習班的,而我是天才

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妳有報名那堂課嗎?

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沒有,我嚴正拒絕

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所以他不知道佩姬紐曼長什麼樣子

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任何人都能假扮佩姬紐曼
我可以假扮佩姬紐曼

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我可以坐在那邊上課

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然後學習如何當駭客,進入資料庫

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看看政府知道我的哪些底細

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太棒了

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妳還可以幫我找那個白痴格魯大師住哪裡

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或許我就能去檢驗他的畢卡索

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我們合作會大殺四方,卡蘿,我愛妳

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媽咪,嘿,女士,媽咪

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我對天發誓,我剛才看到我媽了

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- 卡蘿,是蘿莎琳
- 等等,妳有親眼看到她躺在棺材吧?

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有,但我跟妳說,我媽剛才上了那輛巴士

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卡蘿,妳有聽到我說話嗎?

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我現在會不會是死了?

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我有聽到妳說話

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妳跟我一起死了嗎?

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嘿,你現在有看到我嗎?

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有沒有?

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什麼?

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好,謝謝

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跟妳說,我應該沒死,對

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好怪喔,可能是迷幻藥的
閃現記憶之類的吧

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但我常有幻覺,這次不一樣

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好,我得去彩排了

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夏芳每次都想
把康康舞改得面目全非,我要走了,好

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好,我知道大家都很想做側空翻
但我們先轉圈圈

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五、六、七、八

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轉圈圈...排成一直線,很好

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跳...踢,跳...踢

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佩姬,彩排結束了

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我會跟上的

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好,我們加了幾個轉圈動作

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- 簡單
- 好

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我們從頭開始,好嗎?

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五、六、七、八

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轉圈圈...

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佩姬,排成一直線

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跳...踢,跳...不是那樣,佩姬

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- 跳...踢,繼續轉圈圈
- 我接住妳了

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佩姬,好了

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各位女士,跳得很好

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佩姬

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我很想跟妳在下班後
去外面約會,穿21世紀的服裝

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先別沖昏頭了,好嗎?

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我一直在思考妳說過的話
妳說妳心中有更深刻的愛

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對,我要的是《崔斯坦和伊索德》
那種愛情

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妳知道那些人最後死了吧

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只是肉體死了,樹木從他們的墳墓長出來

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聽著,我們之間有火花,沒錯

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對

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我也不是大驚小怪的人

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我比籃球好手張伯倫上過更多次床
所以我挺懂肉體的

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但我需要我沒體會過的那種愛

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也許我們之間會是那樣
我得花時間想清楚

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如果這表示你得同時跟別人約會

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我可以接受

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- 會計部的布蘭達怎麼樣?
- 王八蛋

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- 用貓頭鷹大頭針的人嗎?
- 就是...

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- 好,我無所謂
- 他甩了我

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- 他把我衣衫不整地趕出去
- 我懂

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看看誰在一週後又回到工作崗位了?

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- 天啊
- 什麼?

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她的奶子好大,她之前沒有大奶

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他為什麼不愛我?

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- 好
- 要抱一個嗎?天啊

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他甩了她

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她去哪隆乳的?隆乳很貴

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我好愛看妳思考的樣子

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我可以幫你連本帶利地把錢討回來

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但你要跟我簽拓荒鎮的保全合約

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不要,除非妳跟我說是誰偷的

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嘿,我不會打小報告

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妳應該要看看我媽的表情

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我看過了,她的表情都一樣
可以有很多種解釋

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她對此非常生氣,她超氣我的

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是啊,畢竟她的生日被用來惡搞她

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那些錢是要用在總統日表演的

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我們能不能經營下去,就看這個檔期了

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而且我還得換新保險箱

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妳知道滑水道之城嗎?

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他們正在擴大營業
而且現在不只有滑水道了

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對,他們現在還能衝浪

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他們的告示牌超帥

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我們也可以擴大營業啊
增加一點南北戰爭的元素

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我很難過居然有一個員工

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- 我當作家人看待的某個人...
- 你有嗎?

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居然闖進來偷我的錢

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別再緊盯我們的一舉一動
我就幫你把錢討回來

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這樣你就能跟你媽交代了

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我給妳24小時

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好,我需要72小時或四天

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我給妳48小時,兩天的時間,不能再多了

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佩姬,我是認真的,不能再多

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- 好,好啦,可以,60小時
- 不,佩姬

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威士忌

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陌生人,我以前沒在這裡看過你

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這裡發生了犯罪事件
妹子,而妳的大奶超吸睛

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你這個騙子

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開始囉

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我不知道妳在說什麼

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妳做了一副大奶,又被男友甩
這顯然是重罪,妳心知肚明

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什麼?

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保險箱上有指紋

208
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,791
- 我是不得已的,我非得那麼做
- 天啊

209
00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:14,044
他原本要幫我付錢,卻跟我分手

210
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:16,046
我要有優勢才能讓他回心轉意

211
00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:18,632
佩姬,他根本不缺對象

212
00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:25,514
妳值得比那爛貨更好的人

213
00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:27,391
小心

214
00:13:27,391 --> 00:13:29,476
他很有名,而且是格魯大師

215
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,855
他會把手指貼在我的臉上

216
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,399
我無法言喻那股能量有多強

217
00:13:35,399 --> 00:13:37,734
妳想為了那個混帳東西去坐牢嗎?

218
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,903
我會去籌錢,我會把錢還回去

219
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,113
妳可以幫我說嗎?

220
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:48,203
只要妳答應遠離那個白痴
我就替妳籌錢,行嗎?

221
00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:52,249
- 真的嗎?
- 他是個騙徒,而且很變態

222
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,252
妳看看自己

223
00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:57,171
來啊

224
00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:59,464
好,妳真的很美

225
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:02,467
好嗎?尤其是因為
妳花三千美元去隆乳,超扯的

226
00:14:03,594 --> 00:14:06,805
聽著,我會處理這件事,好嗎?

227
00:14:07,598 --> 00:14:09,391
那個該死的心靈大師住哪裡?

228
00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:27,284
好

229
00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:31,997
- 沒事...我只是要來拿錢
- 鑰匙可以給我嗎?

230
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:34,458
- 因為我得幫忙移車
- 我不希望車子被刮傷

231
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:36,668
(泊車)

232
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:39,922
謝謝

233
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:47,971
吐氣時,釋放既定想法的束縛

234
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:52,142
再看一次

235
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:55,229
你現在看懂了嗎?

236
00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:58,398
看得出來你眼前這幅是大師巨作嗎?

237
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:01,610
好,我不喜歡

238
00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:03,695
- 這...
- 好

239
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:05,155
- 再把眼睛閉上
- 不,不用了

240
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:06,949
我會想吐,不要再那樣了

241
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,701
蘇富比剛用三千萬賣出一幅畢卡索的畫

242
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:11,537
比這幅大上許多

243
00:15:11,537 --> 00:15:15,040
但這幅這真的是立體派最重要的一幅畫

244
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,000
《鴿子與豌豆》開啟了一場革命

245
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,836
鴿子在哪?我根本沒看到鴿子

246
00:15:18,836 --> 00:15:21,004
- 這是...鴿子在裡面
- 你說得出...

247
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:23,632
- 鳥嘴之類的在哪嗎?
- 不,我說不出鳥嘴在哪

248
00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:27,678
但我可以說這幅畫
幾十年來都沒在市場上出現

249
00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:31,265
而你快要錯失機會了
你到底能不能負擔得起?

250
00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:36,687
或者我應該問的是
“你禁得起錯失機會嗎?”

251
00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:39,147
我禁得起,我真的不喜歡,這幅畫好蠢

252
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:44,236
這是立體派畫作,沒錯
看起來完全沒道理,但是很深奧

253
00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:45,320
不,並不是

254
00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:50,158
他在擾亂你的思緒、記憶
以及整個該死的時空連續性

255
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:51,243
沒錯

256
00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:55,747
但是以某種程度而言
他以印象派的表現方式...

257
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:59,376
你一直都滿口屁話嗎?
這和印象派一點關係也沒有

258
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:03,172
這幅畫是要在當下表現出過去與未來

259
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:06,508
- 重點是要讓人驚豔不已
- 沒錯

260
00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:09,887
這幅畫的精髓是畢卡索的反抗意識

261
00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:12,222
- 非常超現實
- 才沒有超現實

262
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,766
這整段對話才超現實吧

263
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,101
妳可以閉嘴嗎?

264
00:16:16,602 --> 00:16:17,853
我能不能...

265
00:16:17,853 --> 00:16:21,106
妳是怎樣?妳害我談不成生意
妳不如搶劫我好了

266
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:24,276
最好是,你要賣多少?我有認識的人

267
00:16:24,276 --> 00:16:25,611
什麼人?妳才不認識什麼人

268
00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:27,237
對...不准拍照,這可不是大峽谷

269
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:28,447
女士,妳哪位?

270
00:16:28,447 --> 00:16:31,158
聽著,我以前在紐約當裸體模特兒
說來話長

271
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:35,537
總之,我透過加戈席安
認識那個人,他超狠

272
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:37,497
這麼說吧,他很懂來路不明的藝術品

273
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,957
我也學到了幾招

274
00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:42,461
- 他是賣畫的還是...
- 都有

275
00:16:42,461 --> 00:16:46,131
版畫、繪畫、雕塑品,還有一些武器

276
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:50,344
這樣啊,不如我們重新認識一下吧

277
00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:51,970
我們先前好像沒見過

278
00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:53,597
的確

279
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:56,350
- 妳和誰一起來的?
- 沒人

280
00:16:57,309 --> 00:16:58,810
聽說你是格魯大師啊?

281
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,812
- 你是怎麼發功的?
- 我讓妳體驗看看

282
00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:16,494
不,那種爛招對我沒用,我不是泰咪

283
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,539
告訴妳,我早就知道妳有意圖

284
00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:19,623
你欠她三千美元

285
00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:22,334
你要她去隆乳,卻要她自己買單

286
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:25,753
- 我是來討債的
- 好,妳怎麼會認識泰咪?

287
00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:27,673
我們是同事

288
00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:30,509
這樣啊,我要請妳離開了

289
00:17:30,509 --> 00:17:31,760
我認識真正的大師

290
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:36,265
我認識一個可以浮在半空中
雙盤腿的人,你會嗎?

291
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,142
- 妳可以離開了嗎?
- 我要泰咪的錢

292
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:43,063
她為了你去偷錢
現在她可能會被關進大牢

293
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,314
你冥想看看吧

294
00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:48,485
若你真的是大師,就知道這有多慘無人道

295
00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:51,947
- 嘿,妳能...我可以...
- 一切都蠢爆了

296
00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:54,575
嘿,妳在幹嘛...妳可以不要這樣嗎?

297
00:17:54,575 --> 00:17:56,660
好了,你良心發現的時候,記得打給我

298
00:17:57,619 --> 00:18:01,290
- 妳下了樓梯,從前門出去
- 我要去尿尿,不要吵

299
00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:03,125
- 不行
- 我肚子很痛

300
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,626
- 不行
- 我馬上出來

301
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:06,336
不行,不是那裡,不可以

302
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:14,928
妳可以打開門鎖嗎?

303
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:17,556
有聽到嗎?

304
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:24,021
這是我房間

305
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:29,359
(唐娜泰拉史卡布羅
派醋甲酯,10毫克錠劑)

306
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:30,444
“唐娜泰拉”?

307
00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:33,655
瑪哈禮希大師,我馬上出去

308
00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:40,704
(巴伯史卡布羅)

309
00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:42,497
- 喂,快開門
- 好痛

310
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:57,930
我吃了好多止痛藥

311
00:18:57,930 --> 00:18:59,348
真是惡夢一場,別問

312
00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:00,891
若有需要就找我拿

313
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,145
好了

314
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:08,065
- 沒事
- 不,並非沒事

315
00:19:08,065 --> 00:19:12,069
如果真跡在波士頓
我花三百萬買這個幹嘛?

316
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:14,780
我發誓我真的不知道

317
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,740
你騙人

318
00:19:17,241 --> 00:19:18,575
她是我女兒海瑟

319
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:19,660
妳好

320
00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:21,578
羅伯,還我錢

321
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,539
我現在沒錢

322
00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:26,041
其實我有,但沒有現金

323
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:28,168
我可以割掉嗎?

324
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,921
嘿,我能籌到錢,我可以籌到那筆錢

325
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:32,840
何時能籌到錢?

326
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,800
畢竟三百萬是筆大數目

327
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:35,926
我得花點時間

328
00:19:35,926 --> 00:19:38,136
- 嘿,你就...
- 爸爸,我可以割他奶頭嗎?

329
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:41,348
- 小姐,妳拜託一下
- 輕輕劃一下就好,輕輕的

330
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,600
不要,該死

331
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:46,645
真好,我正想找負責外燴的人

332
00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:49,815
哪個天才想到
把西瓜和菲達起司串在一起?

333
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,151
太好吃了吧

334
00:20:06,832 --> 00:20:08,959
這裡是布魯斯哈維私家偵探所

335
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:10,961
請留言,我會回電

336
00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:14,006
重磅頭條消息,我找到掛著那幅畫的人了

337
00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:17,634
你記得“一切都蠢爆了”那個人嗎?

338
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:22,014
那個頭殼壞掉的主播
開始自稱為“格魯大師”

339
00:20:22,598 --> 00:20:23,599
就是他

340
00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:26,810
他家發生了怪事

341
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:32,774
他家大到爆,可能有一幅遭竊的畫
還有人拿著刀

342
00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:35,694
而且他的奶頭在流血

343
00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:37,404
回電給我

344
00:20:40,324 --> 00:20:41,867
(扮裝賓果遊戲)

345
00:20:41,867 --> 00:20:44,745
有了,中了,我賓果了,賓果

346
00:20:59,134 --> 00:21:01,136
(大綠洲賭場與展演廳)

347
00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:02,721
(好手氣就近在眼前)

348
00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:05,432
我在格魯大師家看到一個藥罐

349
00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:07,476
恰巧看到

350
00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:12,147
- 是唐娜泰拉史卡布羅的藥
- 唐娜泰拉史卡布羅

351
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:14,233
我要上網肉搜這名字

352
00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:27,287
妳在哪啊?

353
00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:30,874
我在大綠洲

354
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,920
我想玩賓果,但我連買彩色筆的錢都沒有

355
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,755
聽著,聽我說

356
00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:41,844
我要妳大聲說出一句話,“錢財自然來”

357
00:21:42,511 --> 00:21:47,140
“錢財自然來”

358
00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:48,851
很好

359
00:21:49,643 --> 00:21:52,020
“錢財自然來”

360
00:21:55,232 --> 00:21:56,859
“錢財自然來”

361
00:22:08,412 --> 00:22:10,747
嘿,妳要抽根大麻嗎?

362
00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:14,626
好,我現在很需要

363
00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:15,919
我可以讓妳心情更好

364
00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:17,004
真的?

365
00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:21,758
多少錢?

366
00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:25,137
通常一顆50美元

367
00:22:25,137 --> 00:22:26,930
我可以賣妳30美元

368
00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:30,058
四顆算妳100美元

369
00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:31,977
我買了

370
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:34,313
好了,罪人們

371
00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:38,233
群交49號

372
00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:39,568
賓果

373
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:45,574
親愛的,你沒有賓果
你真他媽的光說不練

374
00:22:48,619 --> 00:22:50,329
有人忘了戴助聽器

375
00:22:50,329 --> 00:22:51,413
(布魯斯來電)

376
00:22:51,997 --> 00:22:54,124
人獸交賓果14號

377
00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,043
我沒有答應這種事

378
00:22:56,752 --> 00:22:58,420
妳中了

379
00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:01,632
妳看...

380
00:23:12,518 --> 00:23:15,687
再來個口交一號

381
00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:32,329
打個小小的炮14號

382
00:23:32,329 --> 00:23:34,164
惡劣又邪惡的32號

383
00:23:34,164 --> 00:23:35,791
賓果

384
00:23:36,792 --> 00:23:37,835
賓果

385
00:23:47,636 --> 00:23:49,179
(混帳格魯大師來電)

386
00:23:51,306 --> 00:23:53,559
- 你要還泰咪錢了嗎?
- 不

387
00:23:54,768 --> 00:23:57,688
不?你打來就為了跟我說這個?

388
00:23:57,688 --> 00:23:58,772
不...

389
00:23:58,772 --> 00:24:01,066
- 不...
- 嘿

390
00:24:01,066 --> 00:24:02,943
- 不...
- 我也可以對你說不

391
00:24:03,527 --> 00:24:05,863
不還泰咪錢,就不要打來

392
00:24:06,530 --> 00:24:07,823
沒錢就別打來

393
00:24:07,823 --> 00:24:09,533
- 嘿,不
- 那是誰?

394
00:24:09,533 --> 00:24:10,951
救救我,救命

395
00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:13,912
- 天啊
- 你還藏了什麼?

396
00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:20,043
你這個死冒牌貨
他媽的不要浪費我的時間

397
00:24:20,544 --> 00:24:21,712
媽的

398
00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,513
糟糕

399
00:25:29,321 --> 00:25:31,573
字幕翻譯:陳彥含