1 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:12,846 Help me! I need a doctor! 2 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,348 And I lost my nipple! 3 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:17,559 - You can't come back here. - Here! Help me! I saved it! 4 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:20,229 - Sir, you can't come back here. - I have it! I-- 5 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:27,319 I need an orderly over here! 6 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:57,474 What? I'm just taking a nap. 7 00:00:58,892 --> 00:00:59,977 Okay. 8 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:04,105 What are you looking at? Get the fuck outta here. 9 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:08,110 Fuck. 10 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:13,866 Okay. 11 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:11,548 As you can see, it's a great neighborhood. 12 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:13,425 - It's a great park at the market. - The house has great bones. 13 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:14,468 It's charming. 14 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:17,054 - Charming. Really authentic to the desert. - Yeah. 15 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:18,222 I really love it. 16 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:32,903 Come on. 17 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:36,698 Shit. 18 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,117 {\an8}I'm sorry, would you excuse me for a second? 19 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:40,202 {\an8}Oh, yeah, sure. 20 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:43,580 What the hell happened? Are you okay? 21 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:46,124 What are you doing here? And who's your spiffy little friend? 22 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:48,627 What happened to your car? 23 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:51,839 Hit-and-run. I'm never going to that Walmart again. 24 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:54,550 - Were you in it when it happened? - Course not. 25 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:57,094 A black box couldn't have survived that thing. 26 00:02:58,345 --> 00:02:59,638 Who are you? 27 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:02,099 - Chris Cooly, Gallantry Realty. - This is Chris. 28 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:04,810 - How are you? - This is Chris. 29 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:06,562 - We're not selling. - Really? 30 00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:08,564 - Take your comps and go. - Peg-- You cannot afford the mortgage. 31 00:03:08,564 --> 00:03:11,692 - Let's at least get it appraised. - Go. Get out! Get out of here! 32 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,402 - Okay. - Stewart and I will call you. 33 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:15,237 - Thank you. Nice to meet you. - We will not call you. 34 00:03:15,237 --> 00:03:18,031 - Don't wait for the call. - I am so sorry, Chris. 35 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,700 - At the right time. - Never. 36 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:20,868 Damn it. 37 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,953 Tell me you at least have insurance. 38 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:26,415 I have liability only. They're vultures, these companies. 39 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:28,584 They charge you a hundred bucks just to fart in the car. 40 00:03:31,295 --> 00:03:33,839 Are you gonna answer it? Why do you never answer your phone? 41 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:36,091 - Telemarketers! - You're driving me crazy. 42 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:38,677 Some boiler room in New Delhi's been trying to get 43 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:41,763 into my bank account all week. I'm onto 'em. 44 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:42,848 Great. 45 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:52,983 Look at that crema. That's a work of art. 46 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:55,194 Next time, I'll make you a flower. 47 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,780 Hey, you want some steaks? 48 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,742 No. And why do you have all those steaks? 49 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:04,161 I know a guy. 50 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:07,247 Hey... 51 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:12,377 I need a little down payment for a car because obviously that thing's unsafe. 52 00:04:13,045 --> 00:04:14,463 And I'm working up a case. 53 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:15,714 I'll pay you back. 54 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:18,841 At this point, maybe a chauffeured limousine would be cheaper. 55 00:04:18,841 --> 00:04:20,302 Is that what Stewart said? 56 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:21,803 Are you quoting him? 57 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:23,305 We both say it. 58 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:29,353 - Dianne, don't be tofu. - Oh, come on. 59 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:32,272 Don't take on the season of whatever's in the pot with you. 60 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,024 I can think for myself, okay? 61 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:36,777 - This is a gigantic case. Believe me. - Okay. 62 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,695 Right. This is the "PI thing?" 63 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:41,323 It's real. It's not an "air quotes thing." 64 00:04:41,323 --> 00:04:44,535 Where do you think I was last night? Huh? 65 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:50,499 I was working. Big-time stakeout. You'll read about it soon. 66 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,961 And don't you show this house again when I'm gone. 67 00:04:55,379 --> 00:04:56,380 All right. 68 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,715 I'll deposit some money for a new car. 69 00:04:58,715 --> 00:04:59,675 Thank you. 70 00:04:59,675 --> 00:05:02,970 But this is a family house, Peggy. This is my house too. 71 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,180 Of course, honey. 72 00:05:09,852 --> 00:05:11,645 It's like a knife in the back. 73 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:14,064 I could live in a refrigerator box for all they care. 74 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,024 I know. 75 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:18,652 And you know what? Guess what? The joke's on them. 76 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,529 I'm about to make some serious bank. 77 00:05:20,529 --> 00:05:23,949 Yes, you are. And you know why? Cooper and I-- 78 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:28,662 Well, mostly Cooper, scoured the Internet and found some goods on this guru guy. 79 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:33,584 Fuck him. What did he do? Is he a felon? A crook? I knew it. 80 00:05:33,584 --> 00:05:36,962 Check this out. His wife went missing. 81 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:38,672 Wife murderer. 82 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:42,926 Donatella's dead. 83 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:44,636 Well, she won't be needing these. 84 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:47,681 He claimed that she left him and went to Mexico. 85 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,433 My money's on she's dead. 86 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:50,434 Never been deader. 87 00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:54,563 Right? And the family never bought it. There was a $70,000 reward. 88 00:05:55,147 --> 00:05:57,983 Well, there still might be. We need to find that out. 89 00:05:57,983 --> 00:06:00,986 Oh, shit. We gotta get that money. That's our money. 90 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:05,115 Yes! We need that chaos. We need some noise, Peg. 91 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,992 - I'm your girl. - Yas! 92 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:07,910 Excuse me. 93 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:10,245 How much to put locks on the windows, huh? 94 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:15,709 Bring awareness to your left foot. 95 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:20,547 Now starting with the big toe, breathe into each toe one by one. 96 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:25,677 As sensation in your toes increases, you trust that you are safe, 97 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:28,722 you are good and you are whole. 98 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,185 Fuck. 99 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,651 Hey! 100 00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:44,112 Get that thing out of here. Go. I have a client coming. 101 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:47,199 Hey, I wanna talk to you about this Guru Bob bastard. 102 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:49,535 Aren't you supposed to be in class? 103 00:06:49,535 --> 00:06:52,621 Yeah, he's starting late today. It's going great, by the way. 104 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:54,206 I need to see your notes. 105 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:56,792 Good luck with that. They're in my head. 106 00:06:56,792 --> 00:06:59,962 Listen, I set up the meeting for you at Pioneertown. 107 00:06:59,962 --> 00:07:03,215 All you gotta do is go in and seal the deal. 108 00:07:03,215 --> 00:07:05,133 What did you do today? 109 00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:07,427 You know what I've done today? 110 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:10,305 I cleaned the bathroom in case my last big client 111 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:11,765 needs to take a piss. 112 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:15,644 - The shit you should be doing. - That's not what I was hired for. 113 00:07:15,644 --> 00:07:18,897 Because I get no help from my sole employee, 114 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:21,859 who's driving around in something out of The Banana Splits. 115 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:25,571 Hey, this guru's got stolen paintings everywhere. 116 00:07:25,571 --> 00:07:30,742 Plus, his wife went missing, which means, hello, reward. 117 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:35,122 You're not gonna get the 70 grand. She doesn't wanna be found. 118 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:36,290 You knew about this? 119 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:37,708 You haven't heard about this? 120 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:41,587 Where am I gonna hear about it, the cancan line at Pioneertown? 121 00:07:41,587 --> 00:07:45,257 Look, she left a note. She drained the bank account. 122 00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:47,885 They found her car in Mexico. 123 00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:49,970 The family, they wanted answers. 124 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:53,891 So yeah, I'm sure. There was a reward. Was. 125 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:55,601 This is huge. 126 00:07:55,601 --> 00:07:59,855 No, I just told you it's not. Now get that thing outta here. 127 00:07:59,855 --> 00:08:01,982 I got a client coming in any minute. 128 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:04,484 Okay, look. Ready? 129 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:10,699 Eat the Frito pie. And you're welcome. 130 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:11,783 Okay, go! 131 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:35,765 Hey, Carol. Check it out. My new car. 132 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:38,684 They wanted me to get something sensible. 133 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:41,145 Peggy, your mother is getting on the bus. 134 00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:43,023 The mother I told you about? 135 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,441 I think so. 136 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:46,276 Please follow her. 137 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:48,737 Send me the coordinates. I'll be right there! 138 00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:02,209 - I gotta go. - Okay. 139 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:39,121 Hey! 140 00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:41,540 Wait. Thank you. 141 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:44,209 Thank you. 142 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:51,175 - I got your car! - The keys are in it! 143 00:09:51,175 --> 00:09:52,593 Yeah. 144 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,656 There are empty seats. 145 00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:17,326 Pretty day, huh? 146 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,204 Palm Springs. They're all the same. 147 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:22,915 Where are you from? 148 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:25,792 Once upon a time, New York. 149 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:27,419 Syosset. 150 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:31,882 You look so much like someone I used to know. 151 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,177 She was gorgeous, by the way. 152 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:39,389 You're not trying to pick me up, are ya? 153 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:42,226 No way. I got too much on my plate. 154 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,316 I suppose I'm from the City of Angels too. 155 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,651 Yeah? 156 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:51,985 I was an actress. 157 00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:55,113 You seem like you'd be very good. 158 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:56,865 I was. 159 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:59,493 I was a day player on every show 160 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:02,454 from Gunsmoke to B.J. and the Bear. 161 00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:04,831 Was that last one a porno? 162 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:10,796 No. It was about a monkey on the road. It was very big. 163 00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:13,590 I get it. Monkeys are hypnotic. 164 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,425 This is my stop up here. 165 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,636 No. I need your number first. 166 00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:19,847 I know a shitload of people in theater. 167 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:21,765 I think I can make something happen for you. 168 00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:23,892 You're not done yet. Not by a long shot. 169 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,210 She's an actress, right? 170 00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:52,171 Yeah. 171 00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:57,968 This might sound crazy, Peg, but you should make a play. 172 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:03,849 She could portray Roslyn, and you could work all your shit out. 173 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:10,480 Honey, this is perfect. It's like Roslyn put her here. 174 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:13,358 Oh, my God. 175 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,610 Gimme your phone. 176 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:19,781 I'm putting in an alert for every hour to remind you to write this play. 177 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,992 A little structure will be good for you. 178 00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:24,203 Look, your phone's ringing. It looks important. 179 00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:26,079 It's those Mumbai scammers. 180 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:28,498 Okay. 181 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:29,833 Peggy Newman. 182 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:33,754 This is Palm Desert Hospital and Medical Center. Please don't hang up. 183 00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:36,507 We have a patient here named Bob Scarborough. 184 00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:38,133 - Hey. - Your number was on his forearm... 185 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,510 - Scarborough. - ...and he's been reluctant 186 00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:41,595 to give us any other contact numbers. 187 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:43,263 - You're here for Bob Scarborough? - Yes. 188 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:46,266 We couldn't save the nipple. He's pretty bummed about it. 189 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,060 It's a mistake of nature anyway. 190 00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:50,771 - He'll need to be on pain meds. - Don't be shy with those. 191 00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:52,940 Sir, your friend's here. 192 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:55,025 Hi. I'll take it. 193 00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,235 Not my friend. 194 00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:58,028 What are you doing here? 195 00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:00,447 They said you were calling my name out on the floor. 196 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,699 Well, I don't know your name. 197 00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:05,077 Let's go get your pain meds. 198 00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:09,248 You know, you could have helped me last night. 199 00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:11,124 They were clearly threatening me. 200 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,169 What am I, your big brother? 201 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:15,420 I gave you wide eyes. 202 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:20,133 I gave you hostage video eyes, and I am deformed now. 203 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,301 Look, I'm sorry. 204 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:24,012 Anyway, here. 205 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:25,973 Stay ahead of the pain. 206 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:28,767 It's the key to life. You take two. 207 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,736 So why were your friends at the driveway so upset with you? 208 00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:46,159 Can I have my Tater Tots, please? 209 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,120 This ride isn't free, by the by. 210 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:51,123 It's going to cost you three G's, made out to Pioneertown. 211 00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:55,794 Your girlfriend, Tammy? She got a boob job for you. 212 00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:58,005 And she stole the money to do it. 213 00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:00,299 I never asked her to do that. 214 00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,802 How do they look? The-- 215 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:05,804 Some guru. 216 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:09,808 Could I have my Tater Tots, please? 217 00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:14,479 I want the money, capisce? 218 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:18,275 Tots for tits. 219 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,157 So what is this anyway? 220 00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:28,327 "Investigative Series: Death at a Spa." 221 00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:29,995 Is this for real? 222 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:33,498 It's a Newsey. You've heard of Newseys, right? 223 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,083 I heard of a Pulitzer. 224 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:38,921 Newseys are just for television news exclusively. 225 00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:41,381 Never heard of it. An Emmy I've heard of. 226 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,218 They got two wings. Yours has only got one. 227 00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:47,012 It's a lot more specific. 228 00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:49,181 It's more like a door prize. 229 00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:50,682 It's very prestigious. 230 00:14:51,642 --> 00:14:54,144 So, this is the real deal, huh? 231 00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:56,939 You know somebody. An art buyer. 232 00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,732 I know lots of people, hon. 233 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:03,362 So, how does a local news anchor afford a Picasso? 234 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,240 My wife. 235 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,824 You have a wife, huh? 236 00:15:09,368 --> 00:15:10,911 Where is she? 237 00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:14,373 She's gone. I have to go to sleep. I'm very tired. 238 00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:17,000 We'll talk about your art guy tomorrow. 239 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,044 Where's your checkbook, Bobby? 240 00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:21,463 In the drawer in the kitchen. It's just Bob. 241 00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:46,822 Oh, my God. Okay. 242 00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:49,533 Hey. Come on. 243 00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:53,328 You look like an escaped mental patient. 244 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,583 Okay. Oh, sh-- What now? 245 00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:02,379 Are we gonna have sex? 246 00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:05,048 I gotta write a play. 247 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:08,093 You said you have a buyer. You know somebody. 248 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,680 Of course. Here. Okay. 249 00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:16,393 Here. Sign this. Four grand. 250 00:16:18,187 --> 00:16:19,188 Good boy. 251 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:21,815 Okay. 252 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,400 Hush. 253 00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:26,069 Sleep tight. 254 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:27,571 Don't let the bed bugs bite. 255 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:36,121 {\an8}"Peggy enters center stage, totally radiant." Peggy. 256 00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:40,250 "This is a play about love and regret." 257 00:16:43,504 --> 00:16:45,005 "Much like Hamilton." 258 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:48,050 Good. 259 00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:04,107 What the fuck does he know? 260 00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:06,818 All right there. Put the feed in your hand. 261 00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,194 Flat, just like that. 262 00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:16,662 Wow. This is for $4,000. 263 00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,122 He wanted to take care of it, 264 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:21,208 but he'd like you to handle something also. 265 00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:25,546 He wants Pioneertown to move on, no questions asked. 266 00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:28,507 Investigations can be hostile. 267 00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:30,926 - It was Tammy. - Not confirming, not denying. 268 00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:33,178 The point is, forget about it. 269 00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:38,600 - You changed the combo? - Yes, I did. 270 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,602 And no, I'm not gonna tell you what it is. 271 00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:41,645 So we're covered, 272 00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:43,605 especially since you have a security team now. 273 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:45,148 What security team? 274 00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:47,609 We talked about this, Owen. 275 00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:52,197 What did we talk about right here in this room? Bruce Harvey Investigations. 276 00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:56,201 I have to talk to Mother. 277 00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:58,036 When? When she's changing your diaper? 278 00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:00,372 You're the leader of this outfit, Owen. 279 00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:01,832 You gotta lead. 280 00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:03,584 How much does it cost? 281 00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:05,627 And what does he even do? 282 00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:09,464 What don't we do? I'll set up a sit-down. I'm late for a rehearsal. 283 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,467 What are you rehearsing? 284 00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:21,393 I can't even read this. 285 00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:23,812 Are you legally blind? 286 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:26,899 No, it's chicken scratch. It's illegible. 287 00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:30,235 This is the last day of your life. 288 00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:33,030 You say, "I'm going to Long Island." 289 00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:35,365 You're dying. You're in and out. 290 00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:38,785 And I go, "We don't live on Long Island anymore." 291 00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,288 And then you say, 292 00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:43,874 "I'm going to see my parents in Germany." 293 00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:48,003 And my line is, "What the fuck you talking about?" 294 00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:49,254 It's all right there. 295 00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:51,798 Well, will we get typed pages? 296 00:18:56,762 --> 00:18:57,596 Take five. 297 00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:00,724 Roger. 298 00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:02,476 Peggy. 299 00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,561 Is that Axe body spray? 300 00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:06,021 It's Shalimar. 301 00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:08,941 No perfume in Pioneertown, even in accounting. 302 00:19:09,942 --> 00:19:12,903 Also, the saloon area is a closed set today. 303 00:19:12,903 --> 00:19:15,280 I'll have to ask you both to turn around. 304 00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:18,700 Good day. 305 00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:25,123 Is this word "Nazis?" 306 00:19:26,959 --> 00:19:28,919 Germany is still full of Nazis. 307 00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:31,880 Isn't this the 1870s? 308 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:32,965 Peggy? 309 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:37,803 Peggy? What is that? What is that sign? 310 00:19:37,803 --> 00:19:40,430 You didn't say anything to me about any play. 311 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:43,350 Take another five. 312 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,644 I told you we were in rehearsals. 313 00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:47,688 Hey, Slide City has the surf. 314 00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:48,772 We've got the turf. 315 00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:51,942 We're offering an alternate to fast-moving water. 316 00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:54,987 And that, my friend, is heart-wrenching drama. 317 00:19:54,987 --> 00:19:56,488 Look, I don't wanna jinx it, 318 00:19:56,488 --> 00:20:00,534 but I think that this is going to be like Hamilton in terms of word of mouth. 319 00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:02,160 It's gonna be a frenzy. 320 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,287 What is? 321 00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:06,081 You haven't-- I don't know what it is. 322 00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:07,165 What is it? 323 00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:12,963 Perhaps the greatest tale ever told, wrapped in a full professional production. 324 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:17,217 Hey, you see that lady? 325 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,511 She look familiar? 326 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:22,806 Yes-- Maybe. I-- 327 00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:26,518 Okay, yeah. Where have I seen her before? 328 00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:27,686 Everywhere. 329 00:20:28,562 --> 00:20:32,983 She brings pedigree, Owen. We need that. She's been in everything. 330 00:20:32,983 --> 00:20:34,359 Tremendous following. 331 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:38,155 Crowds are gonna flock in to see her, and it's not going to cost you a dime. 332 00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:46,914 Yeah, I've seen her. I have. Definitely, for sure. 333 00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:48,540 You've seen Designing Women? 334 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,793 Oh, my God. 335 00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:56,215 - The Wire? - Yes. Wait, she was on The Wire? 336 00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:57,799 Everything but. 337 00:20:58,342 --> 00:21:00,802 Slide City cannot compete with this. 338 00:21:02,054 --> 00:21:05,974 Okay, fine. All right. Go practice. 339 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:08,185 Do your rehearsing. Act away. 340 00:21:08,185 --> 00:21:10,646 All right. We're back. Ginger, from the top. 341 00:21:10,646 --> 00:21:12,105 Here. Write this down. 342 00:21:12,731 --> 00:21:15,359 Mommy says, "Get me a kreplach." 343 00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:17,653 No. Make it a cheese Danish. 344 00:21:23,784 --> 00:21:26,995 - Did you seriously change the locks? - I told you the money is on the way. 345 00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,748 - I'm a PI now. - Oh, really? You don't look like a PI. 346 00:21:29,748 --> 00:21:31,667 I'm working a murder case. 347 00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:37,589 Oh, my God. Peggy, that looks just like Mommy. 348 00:21:37,589 --> 00:21:42,469 Right? I'm making a play with her for the catharsis Aristotle talked about. 349 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:46,098 I'm purging all my mommy shit so it doesn't give me cancer. 350 00:21:46,098 --> 00:21:48,559 I could write a scene for you. It's like therapy. 351 00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:51,103 No, I'd rather just take a key to the house instead. 352 00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:52,396 I don't have a spare. 353 00:21:52,396 --> 00:21:55,691 Really? You made one key? That's just great, Peggy. Real great. 354 00:21:55,691 --> 00:21:58,277 - Thank you, as always. - Let's go. Come on, Ginger. Let's go. 355 00:21:58,277 --> 00:21:59,736 Come. Ignore her. 356 00:22:05,868 --> 00:22:08,161 I just gotta get that reward. 357 00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:11,331 Mommy would be so proud of me if I pull in 70K. 358 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:14,751 Hey, did you learn anything in that class about missing persons? 359 00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:19,381 Yes. In fact, I researched what happened before she disappeared. 360 00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:21,758 You've gotta see it. I got it off of YouTube. 361 00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:23,468 It's when he lost his job. 362 00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:26,221 I guess I'll go look at that because I know him now. 363 00:22:27,097 --> 00:22:29,266 Hey! Jus-- Hey! 364 00:22:29,266 --> 00:22:31,143 She just took all your wine. 365 00:22:31,143 --> 00:22:32,269 The whole bottle. 366 00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:36,190 It's a cheap bottle of sauv blanc. She'll enjoy it. 367 00:22:36,899 --> 00:22:40,027 Wait, are you attracted to this guy? 368 00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:43,614 Who, the guru bastard? No. 369 00:22:43,614 --> 00:22:44,781 Am I? 370 00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:48,827 Maybe in the past, but no more. 371 00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:51,580 I choose not to be attracted to him, so I'm not. 372 00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:53,248 Okay, good. 373 00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:56,293 It's pirated, 'cause they took it down. 374 00:22:56,293 --> 00:22:58,629 {\an8}Let's take you to Palm Canyon Drive. 375 00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:03,300 {\an8}We are hearing that a massive sinkhole has collapsed there, swallowing a tourist. 376 00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:06,428 Alicia Herrera's on the ground. She has all of the late-breaking details. 377 00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:08,180 Alicia, what can you tell us about this tragedy? 378 00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:10,974 Hold on. Hold. Hold on a second. 379 00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:12,851 Is this a tragedy? 380 00:23:12,851 --> 00:23:14,728 It doesn't even really matter. 381 00:23:15,354 --> 00:23:17,606 It's just death. I mean-- 382 00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:19,691 That's where we're all headed. 383 00:23:19,691 --> 00:23:21,860 Today, a tourist joined the cosmic beach. 384 00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:24,112 Who cares? 'Cause everything else-- 385 00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:28,992 All of this is stupid. It doesn't matter, you know? 386 00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:31,537 You and your problems, 387 00:23:31,537 --> 00:23:33,747 - her cheating-ass husband-- - The hell, Bob? 388 00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:37,918 All of it is stupid. Everything is stupid. 389 00:23:37,918 --> 00:23:39,878 - Everything is stupid. - Well, he's not wrong. 390 00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:42,673 Death is fucking coming for all of us, 391 00:23:42,673 --> 00:23:45,843 - and it will blow your fucking mind. - I am so sorry. Bob. 392 00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:47,845 Barb, shut the fuck up. 393 00:23:47,845 --> 00:23:49,429 - Everybody fucking hates you. - Bob! 394 00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:51,974 - Bob. - And you should not wear red. Ever! 395 00:23:53,892 --> 00:23:57,896 A lot of people think like that. Why do you think they call him Guru Bob? 396 00:23:58,814 --> 00:23:59,940 What the fuck is that? 397 00:24:00,983 --> 00:24:03,151 What's that? The fuck is that? Is that the cops? 398 00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:05,863 - Is that you, Bezos? - It's Cooper. 399 00:24:05,863 --> 00:24:07,197 Chad bought it for her. 400 00:24:07,197 --> 00:24:10,993 Jesus! So she's back there, just drinking your sauvignon blanc? 401 00:24:10,993 --> 00:24:13,412 There's so much more in the garage. 402 00:24:13,412 --> 00:24:17,958 This is just insane. It was not a stolen check. 403 00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:20,878 I got the check from Peggy Newman. 404 00:24:20,878 --> 00:24:22,921 - It was Peggy's check! - There. 405 00:24:22,921 --> 00:24:24,923 Well, Peggy didn't try and cash it. 406 00:24:25,424 --> 00:24:26,592 Thumb, please. 407 00:24:26,592 --> 00:24:29,052 - People are such disappointments. - Hey. 408 00:24:33,724 --> 00:24:35,434 You can't smoke in here. 409 00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:37,477 I don't smoke. 410 00:24:39,563 --> 00:24:41,106 Hey. While I'm waiting, 411 00:24:41,106 --> 00:24:43,692 I'd like to request a missing person's report. 412 00:24:43,692 --> 00:24:44,860 Name? 413 00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:46,278 Donatella Scarborough. 414 00:24:48,697 --> 00:24:50,115 There he is. 415 00:24:51,575 --> 00:24:52,576 Hey. 416 00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:56,496 Thank you for getting me out. 417 00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:57,831 You're fired. 418 00:24:57,831 --> 00:25:03,212 Hey. You're okay now. Take it easy. I'm taking care of it. 419 00:25:03,212 --> 00:25:05,923 No. What you can take care of, Peggy, 420 00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:08,175 is cleaning out your locker because you're fired. 421 00:25:08,175 --> 00:25:10,636 I don't even have my own locker. I share with Jeannie, 422 00:25:10,636 --> 00:25:13,013 which, considering my seniority, is a travesty. 423 00:25:14,014 --> 00:25:15,599 Look, I'll get you the money. 424 00:25:15,599 --> 00:25:21,688 No. You are out of time. And plus, I don't trust you anymore. 425 00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:24,191 Trust is just a construct. So is time. 426 00:25:24,191 --> 00:25:26,860 And speaking of which, I'll get it by tonight. 427 00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:28,278 Tomorrow, the latest, 428 00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:31,156 - by midnight, plus interest. - No. No more deals. 429 00:25:31,156 --> 00:25:32,449 I'll get the charges dropped. 430 00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:35,410 The charges have to be dropped within an hour. 431 00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:37,079 Give me five. 432 00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:38,997 - Your mom's on board. - What? 433 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,209 Look, I had a little talk with her, woman to woman. 434 00:25:42,209 --> 00:25:44,044 I knew you were scared to. 435 00:25:45,045 --> 00:25:46,922 Who do you think put up the bail? 436 00:25:47,756 --> 00:25:50,092 God. Bitch. 437 00:25:52,636 --> 00:25:54,179 Owen, don't worry. 438 00:25:54,179 --> 00:25:56,849 Hey, the show that I'm doing is gonna grab people 439 00:25:56,849 --> 00:26:00,185 by their throats and rip their hearts out through their eyeballs. 440 00:26:00,185 --> 00:26:01,270 Wh-- 441 00:26:10,904 --> 00:26:12,739 Open up, you bastard! 442 00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:16,285 My boss spent the day in the cooler. 443 00:26:16,285 --> 00:26:18,453 You're paying me and dropping those charges. 444 00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:19,371 I want the money. 445 00:26:19,371 --> 00:26:21,206 Let's discuss it at dinner. 446 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,041 Dinner? 447 00:26:25,335 --> 00:26:27,171 - When? - Right now. 448 00:26:29,548 --> 00:26:30,549 Where are we talking? 449 00:26:30,549 --> 00:26:32,259 Cheesecake Factory. 450 00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:34,219 Ruth's Chris. 451 00:26:34,219 --> 00:26:35,137 Outback. 452 00:26:35,137 --> 00:26:36,263 Geraldo of Rome. 453 00:26:38,891 --> 00:26:39,892 Fine. 454 00:26:44,563 --> 00:26:45,606 You're paying. 455 00:26:49,902 --> 00:26:51,945 So, this art guy-- 456 00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:56,533 Is he still in the game? Is he still an art dealer? 457 00:26:56,533 --> 00:26:57,993 Yeah. 458 00:26:57,993 --> 00:27:00,579 And weapons and dope. And kidneys, probably. 459 00:27:02,289 --> 00:27:03,999 So, what's your business with him? 460 00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:09,671 So, I want to sell something from my collection. 461 00:27:10,214 --> 00:27:13,008 - A Picasso? - No, a Cézanne. 462 00:27:13,509 --> 00:27:14,510 Uh-huh. 463 00:27:15,511 --> 00:27:17,513 My buyer fell through. 464 00:27:17,513 --> 00:27:18,597 What about Sotheby's? 465 00:27:19,181 --> 00:27:20,891 Their commissions are horrible. 466 00:27:20,891 --> 00:27:23,227 Uh-huh. What's it called? 467 00:27:23,227 --> 00:27:24,561 It is called 468 00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:28,148 View of Auvers de-- something. 469 00:27:28,148 --> 00:27:30,859 A View of Auvers-sur-Oise? 470 00:27:32,778 --> 00:27:33,612 Yes. 471 00:27:33,612 --> 00:27:37,616 'Cause that painting was stolen in '99. 472 00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:44,748 Yeah, I can help you. 473 00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:47,209 For a commission. 474 00:27:48,085 --> 00:27:49,461 How much do you want for it? 475 00:27:49,461 --> 00:27:52,339 I could let you have it for a million, three. 476 00:27:52,339 --> 00:27:57,344 I need 20 grand as a finder's fee and four grand up front for Tammy's jugs, 477 00:27:57,344 --> 00:28:00,556 plus for you to drop the bogus charges against Owen. 478 00:28:00,556 --> 00:28:03,976 And if that check doesn't clear, I'm taking the other nipple. 479 00:28:16,905 --> 00:28:19,366 You are a huntress. 480 00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:21,785 Is this part of your guru act? 481 00:28:22,286 --> 00:28:24,288 No. Just an observation. 482 00:28:27,457 --> 00:28:30,752 I saw your prophet bit on the news. 483 00:28:32,004 --> 00:28:34,381 By the way, most people can't handle the truth. 484 00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:35,841 That's what I always say. 485 00:28:38,302 --> 00:28:39,511 There's your friend. 486 00:28:41,054 --> 00:28:42,472 Yeah, you're leaking a little. 487 00:28:42,472 --> 00:28:43,932 She's following me. 488 00:28:43,932 --> 00:28:45,225 What's her beef? 489 00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:47,019 How soon can you reach your guy? 490 00:28:47,019 --> 00:28:48,103 Who, Kachel? 491 00:28:48,103 --> 00:28:50,314 I can reach him tonight. Tomorrow. 492 00:28:50,314 --> 00:28:51,857 Wednesday, the latest. 493 00:28:51,857 --> 00:28:55,027 I don't know if he'll come personally, but he's got people, you know? 494 00:28:57,070 --> 00:29:01,283 I need you to give me Tammy's money tonight. 495 00:29:01,283 --> 00:29:03,118 And I need you to drop those charges. 496 00:29:03,118 --> 00:29:05,579 Yeah, I don't carry a checkbook on me. 497 00:29:10,626 --> 00:29:12,169 You stole one of my checks? 498 00:29:12,169 --> 00:29:14,213 Why didn't you just go ahead and sign it too? 499 00:29:14,213 --> 00:29:16,882 That would be illegal and trashy. 500 00:29:16,882 --> 00:29:18,050 Fine. 501 00:29:19,676 --> 00:29:21,678 {\an8}And Dianne is calling again. 502 00:29:23,180 --> 00:29:25,057 That's my sister. Just give me a minute. 503 00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:27,226 Guess where I am right now. 504 00:29:27,226 --> 00:29:29,645 Well, you're not home because I am at the house, 505 00:29:29,645 --> 00:29:32,105 - and Denny is trying to get in here. - Hey, Dianne, open the door. 506 00:29:32,105 --> 00:29:34,066 - Guess he's out of jail now, huh? - Hey, you know, 507 00:29:34,066 --> 00:29:35,859 - this is really still my house, - She's not here, Denny! 508 00:29:35,859 --> 00:29:36,902 I'm not getting any bars here. 509 00:29:36,902 --> 00:29:38,153 - Could you call the police? - Open up! 510 00:29:38,153 --> 00:29:39,696 How did you get in my house? 511 00:29:39,696 --> 00:29:41,240 I can call a locksmith too, you know. 512 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,741 It is a family house. 513 00:29:42,741 --> 00:29:46,286 But it's not your residence, it's my residence. It's where I reside. 514 00:29:46,286 --> 00:29:49,248 This is nice. 515 00:29:49,248 --> 00:29:51,250 Yeah. Can we just talk about this? 516 00:29:51,250 --> 00:29:55,420 Honey, do you think this place is a little expensive for a guy 517 00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:57,381 - that owes people money? - No, that's why-- 518 00:29:57,381 --> 00:29:58,757 Tell Denny he can take a flying fuck. 519 00:29:58,757 --> 00:29:59,925 - You tell Denny... - Excuse me. 520 00:29:59,925 --> 00:30:02,302 ...to take his rap sheet and his shitty choices, 521 00:30:02,302 --> 00:30:04,930 and shove them up his criminal ass. 522 00:30:04,930 --> 00:30:06,765 - I'm done. - No, I am done. 523 00:30:06,765 --> 00:30:09,810 Tell him we're gonna be divorced by default in 11 days, 524 00:30:09,810 --> 00:30:11,311 and I'm counting them. 525 00:30:11,895 --> 00:30:12,980 And you too, Dianne. 526 00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:15,858 Get out of my house! Get out of my residence. 527 00:30:15,858 --> 00:30:17,317 Ma'am, there are children here, 528 00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:20,946 - and I'm gonna need you to tone it down. - I'm done! Take it down a notch! 529 00:30:20,946 --> 00:30:23,532 Christ on a truck. 530 00:30:23,532 --> 00:30:24,700 I gotta go. 531 00:30:25,826 --> 00:30:26,827 Who's Denny? 532 00:30:29,329 --> 00:30:30,664 My fucking husband. 533 00:30:33,709 --> 00:30:35,210 When did that happen? 534 00:30:38,255 --> 00:30:39,381 Is that your car? 535 00:30:44,678 --> 00:30:45,762 Nice friends. 536 00:30:47,264 --> 00:30:49,224 At least they left you the other nipple. 537 00:31:07,326 --> 00:31:09,745 Wow. There she is. 538 00:31:09,745 --> 00:31:11,371 Are you fucking kidding me? 539 00:31:12,039 --> 00:31:13,373 Early release.