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Help me! I need a doctor!
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And I lost my nipple!
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- [ER nurse] You can't come back here.
- Here! Help me! I saved it!
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- Sir, you can't come back here.
- I have it! I-- [groaning]
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[ER nurse, echoing]
I need an orderly over here!
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[chewing]
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- [cell phone ringing]
- [snores]
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[groans]
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[sighs]
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What? I'm just taking a nap.
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Okay.
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What are you looking at?
Get the fuck outta here.
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[sighs] Fuck.
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[exhales sharply, mumbling,
exhales sharply]
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- [engine revs, screeches]
- Okay. [grunting]
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- ["Venus" playing]
- [groaning]
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[groans]
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[blows]
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[breathes heavily]
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Ooh.
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{\an8}["Talkin' to Myself" playing]
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As you can see, it's a great neighborhood.
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- It's a great park at the market.
- The house has great bones.
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[Realtor] Oh, it's charming.
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- Charming. Really authentic to the desert.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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I really love it.
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[car radio playing]
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[sighs]
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[sighs] Come on.
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Oh. [sighs]
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Shit.
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{\an8}I'm sorry, would you excuse me
for a second?
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{\an8}- Oh, yeah, sure.
- [exhales sharply]
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What the hell happened? Are you okay?
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What are you doing here?
And who's your spiffy little friend?
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[sighs]
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What happened to your car?
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Hit-and-run.
I'm never going to that Walmart again.
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- Were you in it when it happened?
- [sighs] Course not.
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A black box
couldn't have survived that thing.
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[breathes heavily] Who are you?
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- Oh. Chris Cooly, Gallantry Realty.
- This is Chris.
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- [Chris] How are you?
- [Peggy sighs]
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This is Chris.
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- We're not selling.
- Really?
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- Take your comps and go.
- Peg-- You cannot afford the mortgage.
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- Let's at least get it appraised.
- Go, go, go. Get out! Get out of here!
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- Okay. Okay.
- Stewart and I will call you.
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- Thank you. Nice to meet you.
- We will not call you.
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- Don't wait for the call.
- I am so sorry, Chris.
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- [Chris] At the right time.
- Never.
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- Damn it.
- [sighs]
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Tell me you at least have insurance.
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I have liability only.
They're vultures, these companies.
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They charge you a hundred bucks
just to fart in the car.
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[cell phone ringing]
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[sighs]
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[stutters] Are you gonna answer it?
Why do you never answer your phone?
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- Telemarketers!
- You're driving me crazy.
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Some boiler room
in New Delhi's been trying to get
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into my bank account all week.
I'm onto 'em.
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- [Dianne] Great.
- [Peggy chuckles, breathes heavily]
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[sighs, moans]
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[sighs] Look at that crema.
That's a work of art.
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Next time, I'll make you a flower.
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Hey, you want some steaks?
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No. And why do you have all those steaks?
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- [chuckles] Oh, I know a guy. [chuckles]
- [scoffs, sighs]
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Hey... [exhales sharply]
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...I-I need a little down payment for a car
because obviously that thing's unsafe.
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- [sighs]
- And I'm working up a case.
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I'll pay you back.
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At this point, maybe a chauffeured
limousine would be cheaper.
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Is that what Stewart said?
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- [stammers, swallows]
- Are you quoting him?
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We both say it.
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[sighs]
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- Dianne, don't be tofu.
- Oh, come on.
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Don't take on the season
of whatever's in the pot with you.
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I can think for myself, okay?
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- This is a gigantic case. Believe me.
- Okay.
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[chuckles] Right. This is the "PI thing?"
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Oh, it's real.
It's not an "air quotes thing."
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Where do you think I was last night? Huh?
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[sighs]
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I was working. Big-time stakeout.
You'll read about it soon.
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And don't you show this house again
when I'm gone.
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[sighs] All right.
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I'll deposit some money for a new car.
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Thank you.
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But this is a family house, Peggy.
This is my house too.
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Of course, honey.
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It's like a knife in the back.
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I could live in a refrigerator box
for all they care.
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Oh, I know.
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And you know what? Guess what?
The joke's on them.
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I'm about to make some serious bank.
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[Carol] Yes, you are. And you know why?
Cooper and I--
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Well, mostly Cooper, scoured the Internet
and found some goods on this guru guy.
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Fuck him. What did he do?
Is he a felon? A crook? I knew it.
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Check this out. His wife went missing.
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Wife murderer. Oh.
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Donatella's dead.
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Well, she won't be needing these.
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He claimed that she left him
and went to Mexico.
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My money's on she's dead.
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Never been deader.
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Right? And the family never bought it.
There was a $70,000 reward.
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Well, there still might be.
We need to find that out.
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Oh, shit. We gotta get that money.
That's our money.
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Yes! We need that chaos.
We need some noise, Peg.
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- I'm your girl.
- Yas!
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Excuse me.
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How much to put locks on the windows, huh?
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[instructor] Bring awareness
to your left foot.
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Now starting with the big toe,
breathe into each toe one by one.
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As sensation in your toes increases,
you trust that you are safe,
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- you are good and you are whole.
- [car approaching]
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Fuck.
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Hey!
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Get that thing out of here.
Go. I have a client coming.
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Hey, I wanna talk to you
about this Guru Bob bastard.
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Aren't you supposed to be in class?
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Yeah, he's starting late today.
It's going great, by the way.
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I need to see your notes.
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Good luck with that. They're in my head.
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Listen, I set up the meeting for you
at Pioneertown.
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All you gotta do is go in
and seal the deal.
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What did you do today?
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You know what I've done today?
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I cleaned the bathroom
in case my last big client
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needs to take a piss.
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- The shit you should be doing.
- That's not what I was hired for.
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Because I get no help
from my sole employee,
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who's driving around in something
out of The Banana Splits.
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Hey, this guru's
got stolen paintings everywhere.
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Plus, his wife went missing,
which means, hello, reward.
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You're not gonna get the 70 grand.
She doesn't wanna be found.
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You knew about this?
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You haven't heard about this?
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Where am I gonna hear about it,
the cancan line at Pioneertown?
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Look, she left a note.
She drained the bank account.
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They found her car in Mexico.
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The family, they wanted answers.
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So yeah, I'm sure. [stutters]
There was a reward. Was.
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This is huge.
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No, I just told you it's not.
Now get that thing outta here.
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I got a client coming in any minute.
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- Okay, look. Ready?
- Oh.
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- [grunts]
- [mutters]
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Eat the Frito pie. And you're welcome.
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Okay, go!
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- [cell phone chimes]
- [breathes deeply]
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- [cell phone chimes]
- Hey, Carol. Check it out. My new car.
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[groans]
They wanted me to get something sensible.
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Peggy, your mother is getting on the bus.
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The mother I told you about? [gasps]
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I think so.
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Oh, please follow her.
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Send me the coordinates.
I'll be right there!
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["Where to Start" playing]
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[grunts]
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- I gotta go.
- [salesman] Okay.
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[horn honks]
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Wait, wait, wait. Thank you.
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Thank you. Oh, thank you.
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[panting]
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- I got your car!
- The keys are in it!
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Yeah. [breathing heavily]
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[coins clanking]
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[breathing heavily, chuckling]
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[chuckles]
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[chuckles]
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There are empty seats.
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Pretty day, huh?
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Palm Springs. They're all the same.
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[sighs] Where are you from?
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Once upon a time, New York.
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[gasps] Syosset.
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[sighs] You look so much like someone
I used to know.
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Oh. She was gorgeous, by the way.
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You're not trying to pick me up, are ya?
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No way. I got too much on my plate.
[sighs]
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I suppose I'm from the City of Angels too.
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Yeah?
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I was an actress.
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You seem like you'd be very good.
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- I was.
- [chuckles] Oh.
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I was a day player on every show
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- from Gunsmoke to B.J. and the Bear.
- [gasps]
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Was that last one a porno?
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No. It was about a monkey on the road.
It was very big.
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I get it. Monkeys are hypnotic.
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This is my stop up here.
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No, no, no. I need your number first.
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I know a shitload of people in theater.
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I think I can make something happen
for you.
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You're not done yet. Not by a long shot.
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[laughs, sighing]
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[laughs]
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[sighs]
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[Carol] She's an actress, right?
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Yeah.
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This might sound crazy,
Peg, but you should make a play.
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She could portray Roslyn,
and you could work all your shit out.
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[chuckles] Honey, this is perfect.
It's like Roslyn put her here.
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[sighs] Oh, my God.
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Gimme your phone.
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I'm putting in an alert for every hour
to remind you to write this play.
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- [cell phone vibrating]
- A little structure will be good for you.
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Look, your phone's ringing.
It looks important.
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It's those Mumbai scammers. [groans]
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Okay.
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Ah. Peggy Newman.
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[caller] This is Palm Desert Hospital
and Medical Center. Please don't hang up.
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We have a patient here
named Bob Scarborough.
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- [whispers] Hey.
- Your number was on his forearm...
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- Scarborough.
- ...and he's been reluctant
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to give us any other contact numbers.
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- You're here for Bob Scarborough?
- Yes.
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We couldn't save the nipple.
He's pretty bummed about it.
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It's a mistake of nature anyway.
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- He'll need to be on pain meds.
- Don't be shy with those.
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Sir, your friend's here.
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Hi. I'll take it.
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Not my friend.
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[stutters] What are you doing here?
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They said you were calling my name out
on the floor.
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Well, I don't know your name.
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Let's go get your pain meds.
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You know,
you could have helped me last night.
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They were clearly threatening me.
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[sighs] Oh, what am I, your big brother?
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I gave you wide eyes.
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[stutters] I gave you hostage video eyes,
and I am deformed now.
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Look, I'm sorry.
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Anyway, here.
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Stay ahead of the pain.
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It's the key to life. You take two.
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So why were your friends
at the driveway so upset with you?
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[grunts]
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[stutters]
Can I have my Tater Tots, please?
244
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,120
This ride isn't free, by the by.
245
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:51,123
It's going to cost you three G's,
made out to Pioneertown.
246
00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:55,794
Your girlfriend, Tammy?
She got a boob job for you.
247
00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:58,005
And she stole the money to do it.
248
00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:00,299
I never asked her to do that.
249
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,802
H-How do they look? The--
250
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:05,804
Some guru.
251
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:09,808
Could I have my Tater Tots, please?
252
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:14,479
I want the money, capisce?
253
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:18,275
Tots for tits.
254
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,157
So what is this anyway?
255
00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:28,327
"Investigative Series: Death at a Spa."
256
00:14:28,327 --> 00:14:29,828
[chuckles] Is this for real?
257
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:33,498
It's a Newsey.
You've heard of Newseys, right?
258
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,083
I heard of a Pulitzer.
259
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:38,921
Newseys are just
for television news exclusively.
260
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:41,381
Never heard of it. An Emmy I've heard of.
261
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,218
They got two wings.
Yours has only got one.
262
00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:47,012
It's a lot more specific.
263
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:49,181
Eh, it's more like a door prize.
264
00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:50,682
It's very prestigious.
265
00:14:51,642 --> 00:14:54,144
So, this is the real deal, huh?
266
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:56,939
You know somebody. An art buyer.
267
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,732
I know lots of people, hon.
268
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:03,362
So, how does a local news anchor
afford a Picasso?
269
00:15:03,362 --> 00:15:05,614
Uh, my wife.
270
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:07,824
You have a wife, huh?
271
00:15:09,368 --> 00:15:10,911
Where is she?
272
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:14,373
She's gone. I have to go to sleep.
I'm very tired.
273
00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:17,000
We'll talk about your art guy tomorrow.
274
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,044
Where's your checkbook, Bobby?
275
00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:21,463
In the drawer in the kitchen.
It's just Bob.
276
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:38,605
[inhales sharply]
277
00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:46,822
Oh, my God. Okay.
278
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:49,533
Hey. Come on.
279
00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:53,328
- You look like an escaped mental patient.
- [moaning]
280
00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:54,955
[grunts]
281
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:57,583
- [cell phone chiming]
- [pants] Okay. Oh, sh-- What now?
282
00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:00,252
[sighs]
283
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:02,379
Are we gonna have sex?
284
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:05,048
I gotta write a play.
285
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:08,093
You said you have a buyer.
You know somebody.
286
00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:11,680
[panting] Of course. Here. Okay.
287
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:12,681
[Bob groans]
288
00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:16,935
- Here. Sign this. Four grand.
- [groans]
289
00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:19,188
- [sighs] Good boy. [chuckles]
- [groaning]
290
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:21,815
Okay.
291
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:24,860
- [groans]
- Hush, hush, hush, hush. [shushes]
292
00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:26,069
[whispers] Sleep tight.
293
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:27,571
Don't let the bed bugs bite.
294
00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:28,655
[groans]
295
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:36,121
{\an8}[Peggy] "Peggy enters center stage,
totally radiant." Peggy.
296
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:40,250
"This is a play about love and regret."
297
00:16:43,504 --> 00:16:45,005
"Much like Hamilton."
298
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,674
[chuckles] Good.
299
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,720
[breathes deeply]
300
00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:04,107
What the fuck does he know?
301
00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:06,818
[cast member] All right there.
Put the feed in your hand.
302
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,194
[stammers] Flat, just like that.
303
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:11,990
[scoffs]
304
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:17,079
Wow. Uh, this is for $4,000. [laughs]
305
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:19,122
He wanted to take care of it,
306
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:21,208
but he'd like you
to handle something also.
307
00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:25,546
He wants Pioneertown to move on,
no questions asked.
308
00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:28,507
Investigations can be hostile.
309
00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:30,926
- It was Tammy.
- Not confirming, not denying.
310
00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:33,178
The point is, forget about it.
311
00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:38,600
- You changed the combo?
- Yes, I did.
312
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,602
And no, I'm not gonna tell you what it is.
313
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:41,645
So we're covered,
314
00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:43,605
especially since
you have a security team now.
315
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:45,148
What security team?
316
00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:47,609
We talked about this, Owen.
317
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:52,197
What did we talk about right here
in this room? Bruce Harvey Investigations.
318
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:54,908
Oh, um...
319
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,201
I have to talk to Mother.
320
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:58,036
When? When she's changing your diaper?
321
00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:00,372
You're the leader of this outfit, Owen.
322
00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:01,832
You gotta lead.
323
00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:04,126
How much does it cost? [exhales sharply]
324
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,627
And what does he even do?
325
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:09,464
What don't we do? I'll set up a sit-down.
I'm late for a rehearsal.
326
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,885
- What are you rehearsing?
- [door slams]
327
00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:19,892
[people chattering]
328
00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:21,393
I can't even read this.
329
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:23,812
Are you legally blind?
330
00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:26,899
No, it's chicken scratch. It's illegible.
331
00:18:26,899 --> 00:18:28,108
[stammers]
332
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,235
This is the last day of your life.
333
00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:33,030
You say, "I'm going to Long Island."
334
00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:35,365
You're dying. You're in and out.
335
00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:38,785
And I go,
"We don't live on Long Island anymore."
336
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,288
And then you say,
337
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:43,874
"I'm going to see my parents in Germany."
338
00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:48,003
And my line is,
"What the fuck you talking about?"
339
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:49,254
It's all right there.
340
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:52,716
- Well, will we get typed pages?
- [people laughing]
341
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:55,302
[laughing, speaking indistinctly]
342
00:18:56,762 --> 00:18:57,596
Take five.
343
00:18:58,764 --> 00:18:59,765
[sighs]
344
00:18:59,765 --> 00:19:00,724
Roger.
345
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:02,476
Peggy.
346
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,561
Is that Axe body spray?
347
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:06,021
Oh, it's Shalimar. [chuckles]
348
00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:08,941
No perfume in Pioneertown,
even in accounting.
349
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,903
Oh, also,
the saloon area is a closed set today.
350
00:19:12,903 --> 00:19:15,280
I'll have to ask you both to turn around.
351
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:18,700
Good day.
352
00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:25,123
Is this word "Nazis?"
353
00:19:26,959 --> 00:19:28,919
Germany is still full of Nazis.
354
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:31,880
Isn't this the 1870s?
355
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:32,965
[Owen] Peggy?
356
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:37,803
Peggy? What is that?
What-- What is that sign?
357
00:19:37,803 --> 00:19:40,430
You didn't say anything to me
about any play.
358
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:43,350
[chuckles] Take another five.
359
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,644
I told you we were in rehearsals.
360
00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:47,688
Hey, Slide City has the surf.
361
00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:48,772
We've got the turf.
362
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:51,942
We're offering an alternate
to fast-moving water.
363
00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:54,987
And that, my friend,
is heart-wrenching drama.
364
00:19:54,987 --> 00:19:56,488
Look, I don't wanna jinx it,
365
00:19:56,488 --> 00:20:00,534
but I think that this is going to be
like Hamilton in terms of word of mouth.
366
00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:02,160
It's gonna be a frenzy.
367
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,704
What is? [stammers]
368
00:20:03,704 --> 00:20:06,081
You haven't...
[stammers] ...I don't know what it is.
369
00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:07,165
What is it?
370
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:12,963
Perhaps the greatest tale ever told,
wrapped in a full professional production.
371
00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:15,674
[Ginger blowing raspberries]
372
00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:17,217
Hey, you see that lady?
373
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,511
She look familiar?
374
00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:20,888
[groaning]
375
00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:23,223
[stammers] Yes-- Maybe. I--
376
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,683
[blowing raspberries]
377
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:26,518
Okay, yeah. Where have I seen her before?
378
00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:28,478
- Everywhere.
- [moaning, grunting]
379
00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:32,983
She brings pedigree, Owen.
We need that. She's been in everything.
380
00:20:32,983 --> 00:20:34,359
Tremendous following.
381
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:38,155
Crowds are gonna flock in to see her,
and it's not going to cost you a dime.
382
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:42,534
- [sighs]
- [vocalizing]
383
00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:46,914
Yeah, I've seen her.
I-- I have. Definitely, for sure.
384
00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:48,540
You've seen Designing Women?
385
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:52,920
[chuckles] Oh, my God. [wheezes]
386
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:56,215
- The Wire?
- Yes. Wait, she was on The Wire?
387
00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:58,258
- Everything but.
- Oh.
388
00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,802
Slide City cannot compete with this.
389
00:21:02,054 --> 00:21:05,974
Okay, fine. All right. Um, go practice.
390
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:08,185
[stammers] Do your rehearsing. Act away.
391
00:21:08,185 --> 00:21:10,646
All right. We're back.
Ginger, from the top.
392
00:21:10,646 --> 00:21:12,105
Here, here. Write this down.
393
00:21:12,731 --> 00:21:15,359
Mommy says, "Get me a kreplach."
394
00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:18,195
- No. Make it a cheese Danish.
- [horn honks]
395
00:21:18,779 --> 00:21:20,197
- [gasps]
- [speaks indistinctly]
396
00:21:23,784 --> 00:21:26,995
- Did you seriously change the locks?
- I told you the money is on the way.
397
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,748
- I'm a PI now.
- Oh, really? You don't look like a PI.
398
00:21:29,748 --> 00:21:31,667
I'm working a murder case.
399
00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:37,589
Oh, my God. Peggy--
Peggy, that looks just like Mommy.
400
00:21:37,589 --> 00:21:42,469
Right? I'm making a play with her
for the catharsis Aristotle talked about.
401
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:46,098
I'm purging all my mommy shit
so it doesn't give me cancer.
402
00:21:46,098 --> 00:21:48,559
I could write a scene for you.
It's like therapy.
403
00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:51,103
No, I'd rather just take a key
to the house instead.
404
00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:52,396
[stammers] I don't have a spare.
405
00:21:52,396 --> 00:21:55,691
Really? You made one key?
That's just great, Peggy. Real great.
406
00:21:55,691 --> 00:21:58,277
- Thank you, as always.
- Let's go. Come on, Ginger. Let's go.
407
00:21:58,277 --> 00:21:59,736
Come. Ignore her.
408
00:22:05,868 --> 00:22:08,161
I just gotta get that reward.
409
00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:11,331
Mommy would be so proud of me
if I pull in 70K.
410
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:14,751
Hey, did you learn anything in that class
about missing persons?
411
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:19,381
Yes. In fact, I researched
what happened before she disappeared.
412
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:21,758
You've gotta see it.
I got it off of YouTube.
413
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:23,468
It's when he lost his job.
414
00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:26,221
[Peggy] I guess I'll go look at that
because I know him now.
415
00:22:27,097 --> 00:22:29,266
- Hey! Jus-- Hey!
- [gasps, heavy breathing]
416
00:22:29,266 --> 00:22:31,143
- She just took all your wine.
- [Cooper chuckling]
417
00:22:31,143 --> 00:22:32,269
The whole bottle.
418
00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:36,190
Oh, it's a cheap bottle of sauv blanc.
She'll enjoy it.
419
00:22:36,899 --> 00:22:40,027
Wait, are you attracted to this guy?
420
00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:43,614
Who, the guru bastard? No. [chuckles]
421
00:22:43,614 --> 00:22:44,781
- Am I?
- [groans]
422
00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:46,617
[winces, sighs]
423
00:22:46,617 --> 00:22:48,827
Maybe in the past, but no more.
424
00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:51,580
I choose not to be attracted to him,
so I'm not.
425
00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:53,665
Okay, good. [sighs]
426
00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:56,293
It's pirated, 'cause they took it down.
427
00:22:56,293 --> 00:22:58,629
{\an8}Let's take you to Palm Canyon Drive.
428
00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:03,300
{\an8}We are hearing that a massive sinkhole
has collapsed there, swallowing a tourist.
429
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:06,428
[Barb] Alicia Herrera's on the ground.
She has all of the late-breaking details.
430
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:08,180
Alicia,
what can you tell us about this tragedy?
431
00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:10,974
Hold on.
Hold, hold, hold, hold. Hold on a second.
432
00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:12,851
Is this a tragedy?
433
00:23:12,851 --> 00:23:14,728
- It doesn't even really matter.
- [chewing]
434
00:23:15,354 --> 00:23:17,606
It's just death. [chuckles] I mean--
435
00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:19,691
That's where we're all headed.
436
00:23:19,691 --> 00:23:21,860
Today, a tourist joined the cosmic beach.
437
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:24,112
- Who cares? 'Cause everything else--
- [chuckles]
438
00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:28,992
All of this is stupid.
It doesn't matter, you know?
439
00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:31,537
You and your problems,
440
00:23:31,537 --> 00:23:33,747
- her cheating-ass husband--
- [Barb] The hell, Bob?
441
00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:37,918
All of it is stupid. Everything is stupid.
442
00:23:37,918 --> 00:23:39,878
- [Bob] Everything is stupid.
- Well, he's not wrong.
443
00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:42,673
Death is fucking coming for all of us,
444
00:23:42,673 --> 00:23:45,843
- and it will blow your fucking mind.
- I am so sorry. Bob.
445
00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:47,845
- [Carol chuckles]
- Barb, shut the fuck up.
446
00:23:47,845 --> 00:23:49,429
- Everybody fucking hates you.
- [Barb stammers] Bob!
447
00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:51,974
- Bob.
- And you should not wear red. Ever!
448
00:23:51,974 --> 00:23:53,100
[beeps]
449
00:23:53,892 --> 00:23:57,896
A lot of people think like that.
Why do you think they call him Guru Bob?
450
00:23:57,896 --> 00:23:59,940
- [drone whirring]
- What the fuck is that?
451
00:24:00,983 --> 00:24:03,151
What's that?
The fuck is that? Is that the cops?
452
00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:05,863
- Is that you, Bezos?
- It's Cooper.
453
00:24:05,863 --> 00:24:07,197
Chad bought it for her.
454
00:24:07,197 --> 00:24:10,993
Jesus! So she's back there,
just drinking your sauvignon blanc?
455
00:24:10,993 --> 00:24:13,412
There's so much more in the garage.
456
00:24:13,412 --> 00:24:17,958
[laughing] This is just insane.
It was not a stolen check.
457
00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:20,878
I got the check from Peggy Newman.
458
00:24:20,878 --> 00:24:22,921
- It was Peggy's check!
- There.
459
00:24:22,921 --> 00:24:24,923
Well, Peggy didn't try and cash it.
460
00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:26,592
- [stammers, scoffs, exhales sharply]
- Thumb, please.
461
00:24:26,592 --> 00:24:29,052
- People are such disappointments.
- Hey. [sighs]
462
00:24:33,724 --> 00:24:35,434
You can't smoke in here.
463
00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:37,477
I don't smoke.
464
00:24:39,438 --> 00:24:41,106
[inhales sharply] Oh, hey.
While I'm waiting,
465
00:24:41,106 --> 00:24:43,692
I'd like to request
a missing person's report.
466
00:24:43,692 --> 00:24:44,860
Oh. Name?
467
00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:46,278
Donatella Scarborough.
468
00:24:47,362 --> 00:24:50,115
- [Owen sighs]
- [Peggy] Ah. There he is.
469
00:24:50,115 --> 00:24:52,576
[sighs] Hey.
470
00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:55,913
Thank you for getting me out.
471
00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:57,831
You're fired.
472
00:24:57,831 --> 00:25:03,212
Hey. Oh, you're okay now.
Take it easy. I'm taking care of it.
473
00:25:03,212 --> 00:25:05,923
No. What you can take care of, Peggy,
474
00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:08,175
is cleaning out your locker
because you're fired.
475
00:25:08,175 --> 00:25:10,636
I don't even have my own locker.
I share with Jeannie,
476
00:25:10,636 --> 00:25:13,013
which, considering my seniority,
is a travesty.
477
00:25:14,014 --> 00:25:15,599
Look, I'll get you the money.
478
00:25:15,599 --> 00:25:21,688
No, no, no. You are out of time.
And plus, I don't trust you anymore.
479
00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:24,191
Trust is just a construct. So is time.
480
00:25:24,191 --> 00:25:26,860
And speaking of which,
I'll get it by tonight.
481
00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:28,278
Tomorrow, the latest,
482
00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:31,156
- by midnight, plus interest.
- No, no, no. No more deals.
483
00:25:31,156 --> 00:25:32,449
I'll get the charges dropped.
484
00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:35,410
The charges have to be dropped
within an hour.
485
00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:37,079
- Give me five.
- [sighs]
486
00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:38,997
- Your mom's on board.
- What?
487
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,209
[sighs] Look, I had a little talk
with her, woman to woman.
488
00:25:42,209 --> 00:25:44,044
I knew you were scared to.
489
00:25:45,045 --> 00:25:46,922
Who do you think put up the bail?
490
00:25:47,756 --> 00:25:50,092
God. Bitch.
491
00:25:51,176 --> 00:25:52,553
[inhales deeply]
492
00:25:52,553 --> 00:25:54,179
Owen, don't worry.
493
00:25:54,179 --> 00:25:56,849
Hey, the show
that I'm doing is gonna grab people
494
00:25:56,849 --> 00:26:00,185
by their throats and rip their hearts out
through their eyeballs.
495
00:26:00,185 --> 00:26:03,021
Wh-- [shudders]
496
00:26:05,858 --> 00:26:06,859
[sighs]
497
00:26:10,904 --> 00:26:12,739
Open up, you bastard!
498
00:26:14,074 --> 00:26:16,285
[sighs]
My boss spent the day in the cooler.
499
00:26:16,285 --> 00:26:18,453
You're paying me
and dropping those charges.
500
00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:19,371
I want the money.
501
00:26:19,371 --> 00:26:21,206
Let's discuss it at dinner.
502
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,041
Dinner?
503
00:26:25,335 --> 00:26:27,171
- When?
- Right now.
504
00:26:29,548 --> 00:26:30,549
Where are we talking?
505
00:26:30,549 --> 00:26:32,259
Cheesecake Factory.
506
00:26:32,259 --> 00:26:34,219
Ah. Ruth's Chris.
507
00:26:34,219 --> 00:26:35,137
Outback.
508
00:26:35,137 --> 00:26:36,263
Geraldo of Rome.
509
00:26:37,264 --> 00:26:39,433
[inhales deeply] Fine.
510
00:26:44,229 --> 00:26:45,689
- [alarm chirps]
- [Peggy] You're paying.
511
00:26:47,065 --> 00:26:51,945
- [chomps] Mmm.
- [Bob] So, this art guy--
512
00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:56,533
Is he still in the game?
Is he still an art dealer?
513
00:26:56,533 --> 00:26:57,993
- Yeah.
- Hmm.
514
00:26:57,993 --> 00:27:00,579
And weapons and dope.
And kidneys, probably.
515
00:27:01,205 --> 00:27:03,999
[exhales sharply, chomps]
So, what's your business with him?
516
00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:09,671
So, I want to sell something
from my collection.
517
00:27:10,214 --> 00:27:13,008
- A Picasso?
- No, a Cézanne.
518
00:27:13,509 --> 00:27:14,510
Uh-huh.
519
00:27:15,511 --> 00:27:17,513
My buyer fell through.
520
00:27:17,513 --> 00:27:18,597
What about Sotheby's?
521
00:27:18,597 --> 00:27:20,891
[scoffs] Their commissions are horrible.
522
00:27:20,891 --> 00:27:23,227
Uh-huh. What's it called?
523
00:27:23,227 --> 00:27:24,561
It is called
524
00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:28,148
View of Auvers de-- [stammers] something.
525
00:27:28,148 --> 00:27:30,859
A View of Auvers-sur-Oise?
526
00:27:32,778 --> 00:27:33,612
Yes.
527
00:27:33,612 --> 00:27:37,616
'Cause that painting was stolen in '99.
528
00:27:37,616 --> 00:27:38,700
Hmm.
529
00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:44,748
Yeah, I can help you.
530
00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:47,209
For a commission.
531
00:27:48,085 --> 00:27:49,461
How much do you want for it?
532
00:27:49,461 --> 00:27:52,339
I could let you have it
for a million, three.
533
00:27:52,339 --> 00:27:57,344
I need 20 grand as a finder's fee
and four grand up front for Tammy's jugs,
534
00:27:57,344 --> 00:28:00,556
plus for you to drop the bogus charges
against Owen.
535
00:28:00,556 --> 00:28:04,685
And if that check doesn't clear,
I'm taking the other nipple. [chomps]
536
00:28:07,062 --> 00:28:08,564
[crowd gasps]
537
00:28:12,818 --> 00:28:15,279
[growls, chewing]
538
00:28:16,905 --> 00:28:19,366
You are a huntress.
539
00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:21,785
Is this part of your guru act?
540
00:28:22,286 --> 00:28:24,288
No, no, no. Just an observation.
541
00:28:27,457 --> 00:28:30,752
I saw your, uh, prophet bit on the news.
542
00:28:32,004 --> 00:28:34,381
By the way,
most people can't handle the truth.
543
00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:36,675
- That's what I always say.
- [inhales sharply]
544
00:28:37,551 --> 00:28:39,511
- [gasps]
- [Peggy] Oh, there's your friend.
545
00:28:41,054 --> 00:28:42,472
Yeah, you're leaking a little.
546
00:28:42,472 --> 00:28:43,932
She's following me.
547
00:28:43,932 --> 00:28:45,225
What's her beef?
548
00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:47,019
[stutters]
How soon can you reach your guy?
549
00:28:47,019 --> 00:28:48,103
Who, Kachel?
550
00:28:48,103 --> 00:28:50,314
I can reach him tonight. Tomorrow.
551
00:28:50,314 --> 00:28:51,857
Wednesday, the latest.
552
00:28:51,857 --> 00:28:55,027
I don't know if he'll come personally,
but he's got people, you know?
553
00:28:57,070 --> 00:29:01,283
I need you
to give me Tammy's money tonight.
554
00:29:01,283 --> 00:29:03,118
And I need you to drop those charges.
555
00:29:03,118 --> 00:29:05,579
Yeah, I don't carry a checkbook on me.
556
00:29:10,626 --> 00:29:12,169
You stole one of my checks?
557
00:29:12,169 --> 00:29:14,213
Why didn't you just go ahead
and sign it too?
558
00:29:14,213 --> 00:29:16,882
That would be illegal and trashy.
559
00:29:16,882 --> 00:29:18,050
Fine.
560
00:29:18,634 --> 00:29:22,596
{\an8}- [cell phone ringing]
- And Dianne is calling again. [chuckles]
561
00:29:23,180 --> 00:29:25,057
- That's my sister. Just give me a minute.
- Ah.
562
00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:27,226
Guess where I am right now.
563
00:29:27,226 --> 00:29:29,645
Well, you're not home,
because I am at the house,
564
00:29:29,645 --> 00:29:32,105
- and Denny is trying to get in here.
- [Denny] Hey, Dianne, open the door.
565
00:29:32,105 --> 00:29:34,066
- Guess he's out of jail now, huh?
- [Denny] Hey, you know,
566
00:29:34,066 --> 00:29:35,859
- this is really still my house,
- She's not here, Denny!
567
00:29:35,859 --> 00:29:36,902
I'm not getting any bars.
568
00:29:36,902 --> 00:29:38,153
- Could you call the police?
- [Denny] Open up!
569
00:29:38,153 --> 00:29:39,696
How did you get in my house?
570
00:29:39,696 --> 00:29:41,240
[Dianne] I can call a locksmith too,
you know.
571
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,741
- It is a family house.
- [chuckles, sighs]
572
00:29:42,741 --> 00:29:46,286
But it's not your residence,
it's my residence. It's where I reside.
573
00:29:46,286 --> 00:29:49,248
- This... This is nice.
- Mmm.
574
00:29:49,248 --> 00:29:51,250
Yeah. Can we just talk about this?
575
00:29:51,250 --> 00:29:55,420
Honey, do you think this place
is a little expensive for a guy
576
00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:57,381
- that owes people money?
- No, that's why--
577
00:29:57,381 --> 00:29:58,757
[Peggy] Tell Denny
he can take a flying fuck.
578
00:29:58,757 --> 00:29:59,925
- You tell Denny...
- Excuse me.
579
00:29:59,925 --> 00:30:02,302
...to take his rap sheet
and his shitty choices...
580
00:30:02,302 --> 00:30:04,930
- [groaning]
- ...and shove them up his criminal ass.
581
00:30:04,930 --> 00:30:06,765
- I'm done.
- [Dianne] No, I am done.
582
00:30:06,765 --> 00:30:09,810
[Peggy] Tell him we're gonna be divorced
by default in 11 days,
583
00:30:09,810 --> 00:30:11,311
and I'm counting them.
584
00:30:11,895 --> 00:30:12,980
And you too, Dianne.
585
00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:15,858
Get out of my house!
Get out of my residence.
586
00:30:15,858 --> 00:30:17,317
Ma'am, there are children here,
587
00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:20,946
- and I'm gonna need you to tone it down.
- I'm done! Take it down a notch!
588
00:30:20,946 --> 00:30:23,532
Christ on a truck.
589
00:30:23,532 --> 00:30:24,700
[sighs] I gotta go.
590
00:30:25,826 --> 00:30:26,827
Who's Denny?
591
00:30:29,329 --> 00:30:30,664
My fucking husband.
592
00:30:32,416 --> 00:30:35,210
- Hmm. [clears throat]
- When did that happen?
593
00:30:35,878 --> 00:30:37,087
[car alarm chirps]
594
00:30:37,921 --> 00:30:39,798
[Peggy] Ooh, is that your car?
595
00:30:44,678 --> 00:30:45,762
Nice friends.
596
00:30:47,264 --> 00:30:49,224
At least they left you the other nipple.
597
00:30:50,225 --> 00:30:52,603
["Nice Work If You Can Get It" playing]
598
00:31:07,326 --> 00:31:09,745
Wow. There she is.
599
00:31:09,745 --> 00:31:11,371
Are you fucking kidding me?
600
00:31:12,039 --> 00:31:13,373
Early release.
601
00:31:13,999 --> 00:31:14,917
[sighs]
602
00:31:14,917 --> 00:31:16,793
[song continues]