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救救我,我需要醫生

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我的奶頭掉了

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- 你不能回來這裡
- 這裡,幫幫我,我有留下來

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- 先生,你不能回來這裡
- 在我手上,我...

5
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這裡需要護工

6
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幹嘛?我只是在睡覺

7
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好

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妳看屁啊?滾啦

9
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媽的

10
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好

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《荒漠妙探》

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如你所見,這是很棒的社區

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- 這庭院在房市有優勢
- 房子的骨架很穩

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好美

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- 很吸引人,在沙漠中獨樹一格
- 沒錯

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我真的很喜歡

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快啊

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媽的

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{\an8}不好意思,我失陪一下

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{\an8}好,沒問題

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發生什麼事?妳還好嗎?

22
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妳來這裡幹嘛?妳的潮男朋友是哪位?

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妳的車怎麼了?

24
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肇事逃逸,我再也不要去沃爾瑪賣場了

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- 妳當時在車內嗎?
- 當然沒有

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連黑盒子都會被撞得面目全非

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你是誰?

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- 我是騎士房地產的克里斯庫利
- 他是克里斯

29
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- 妳好嗎?
- 他是克里斯

30
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- 我們不賣
- 真的嗎?

31
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- 比完價就可以滾了
- 小佩,妳付不出房貸

32
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- 至少先估個價吧
- 走開,滾開,給我滾

33
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- 好
- 史都華和我會打給你

34
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- 謝謝,很高興見面
- 我們不會打給你

35
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- 別等我們的電話
- 克里斯,抱歉

36
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- 總有正確時機
- 不會有的

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媽的

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妳至少有保險吧?

39
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只有責任險,保險公司根本就是禿鷹

40
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收了100美金卻沒個屁用

41
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妳要接嗎?妳為什麼都不接電話?

42
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- 那是電話行銷
- 妳快逼瘋我了

43
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新德里的某間電銷公司

44
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這整週都想偷窺我的帳戶,我盯上他們了

45
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太棒了

46
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看看那層咖啡脂,真是精緻

47
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我下次幫妳拉花

48
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嘿,妳要吃牛排嗎?

49
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不用,妳怎麼有那麼多牛排?

50
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我認識一個人

51
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嘿

52
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我需要車子的頭期款
那台破車顯然很不安全

53
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而且我在查案

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我會還錢

55
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以目前來說,妳搭別人的車
可能會比較經濟實惠

56
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那是史都華說的嗎?

57
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妳引述他說的話嗎?

58
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這是我們共同的想法

59
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- 黛安,別被他人影響
- 得了吧

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不要因為周遭環境而改變自己

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我自己有想法,好嗎?

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- 這是個大案子,相信我
- 好

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對,就是“私家偵探”的事?

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是真的,不需要用手比引號

65
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不然妳以為我昨晚在哪裡?

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我在工作,很認真地盯梢
妳很快就會看到報導了

67
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我不在家的時候,妳不准再帶人看房

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好啦

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我會先付新車的訂金

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謝謝

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佩姬,但這是家族房產,這也是我的房子

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親愛的,當然了

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我感覺被背刺一刀

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我就算住在鳥窩,他們也不在乎

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我懂

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告訴妳,妳知道怎麼著?糗的是他們

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我就要賺大錢了

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對,沒錯,妳知道為什麼嗎?庫柏和我...

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主要是庫柏啦,她在網路上
搜尋到那位格魯大師的好料

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屁啦,他做了什麼事?
他是重罪犯還是詐騙犯?我就知道

81
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聽好了,他老婆失蹤了

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殺妻兇手

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唐娜泰拉死了

84
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那她就不需要這些了

85
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他說她離開他,跑去墨西哥

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我敢打賭她掛了

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絕對死透了

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對吧?女方家屬完全不信
他們當時發布了七萬美元的懸賞金

89
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現在可能還有,我們得把事情查清楚

90
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媽的,我們得賺到這筆錢,那是我們的錢

91
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對,我們要大鬧一場
小佩,我們需要敲鑼打鼓

92
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- 包在我身上
- 好耶

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我問一下

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窗戶裝鎖要多少錢?

95
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注意力移到左腳

96
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從大腳趾開始
將吸進去的氣依序送到每個腳趾頭

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隨著腳趾的感覺變靈敏
你相信自己很安全

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你很美好,你很完整

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媽的

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嘿

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把車開走,走開,我有客戶要來

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嘿,我想跟你聊聊那個混帳格魯巴伯大師

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妳現在應該在上課吧?

104
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對,他今天比較晚開始
對了,課程很順利

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我要檢查妳的筆記

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祝你好運,都在我腦海裡了

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聽我說,我替你和拓荒鎮安排了會面

108
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你只要到場簽訂合約就行了

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你今天做了什麼事?

110
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妳知道我今天做什麼嗎?

111
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我把廁所清乾淨,以免我最後一個大客戶

112
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想去尿尿

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- 那本該是妳要做的事
- 你又不是僱用我來打雜的

114
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誰叫我唯一的員工都不幫忙

115
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還開著一輛破車到處亂跑

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嘿,這位格魯大師手上有一堆遭竊的畫

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而且他老婆失蹤了,表示有懸賞金可以領

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妳領不到那七萬美元啦,她不想被找到

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你知道這件事?

120
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妳沒聽過這件事?

121
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我是要去哪裡聽?拓荒鎮的康康舞團嗎?

122
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聽著,她留了字條,把銀行的錢提領一空

123
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他們在墨西哥找到她的車

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她的家人想要一個答案

125
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沒錯,我很確定當時有懸賞金,以前有

126
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這真是個大消息

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不,我剛說了並不是
妳現在快點把車子開走

128
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我的客戶隨時會到

129
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好,看著,準備好了嗎?

130
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玉米片派給你吃,不客氣

131
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好,快走

132
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嘿,卡蘿,妳看,我的新車

133
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他們要我買一輛實用的車

134
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佩姬,妳媽正在上公車

135
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我跟妳說過的人嗎?

136
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應該是

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幫我跟著她

138
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把座標傳給我,我馬上過去

139
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- 我得走了
- 好

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嘿

141
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等等...謝謝

142
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謝謝

143
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- 車子交給我
- 鑰匙在車上

144
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好

145
00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,656
那裡有空位

146
00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:17,326
天氣很晴朗,對吧?

147
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,204
棕櫚泉每天都很晴朗

148
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:22,915
妳是哪裡人?

149
00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:25,792
我以前住過紐約

150
00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:27,419
我住過塞奧西特

151
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:31,882
妳和我認識的一個人長得好像

152
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,177
而且她很漂亮

153
00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:39,389
妳不是想把我吧?

154
00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:42,226
不是,我太忙了

155
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,316
我也住過天使之城

156
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真的嗎?

157
00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:51,985
我以前是女演員

158
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妳看起來很會演戲

159
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是啊

160
00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:59,493
我以前演過很多部戲的配角

161
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從《荒野大鏢客》到《B.J.和熊》都有

162
00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:04,831
後面那部是A片嗎?

163
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:10,796
不是,是一隻猴子去旅行的故事
當時很紅

164
00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:13,590
我懂,猴子很讓人著迷

165
00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,425
我要下車了

166
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,636
不...我要先跟妳要電話

167
00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:19,847
我在劇院認識一堆人

168
00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:21,765
我應該可以替妳牽線

169
00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:23,892
妳還沒過氣,一點也沒有

170
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,210
她是演員吧?

171
00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:52,171
對

172
00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:57,968
這聽起來很瘋狂
小佩,但妳應該要製作一部戲

173
00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:03,849
她可以演蘿莎琳,妳也能消化所有的情緒

174
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:10,480
親愛的,這太棒了
就好像是蘿莎琳安排她出現的

175
00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:13,358
天啊

176
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,610
手機給我

177
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:19,781
我要每小時設一個鬧鐘提醒妳寫劇本

178
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,992
生活有重心是好事

179
00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:24,203
妳的手機響了,好像是重要電話

180
00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:26,079
是那些孟買詐騙集團啦

181
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好

182
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:29,833
我是佩姬紐曼

183
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:33,754
這裡是棕櫚沙漠醫療院所,請別掛斷

184
00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:36,507
這裡有位名叫巴伯史卡布羅的病患

185
00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:38,133
- 嘿
- 他的前臂上有妳的號碼

186
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,510
- 史卡布羅
- 而且他不願意

187
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給我們其他聯絡電話

188
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- 妳是來找巴伯史卡布羅的嗎?
- 對

189
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我們無法把他的奶頭接回去,他打擊很大

190
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,060
反正那東西又沒用處

191
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- 他需要吃止痛藥
- 儘量多開一點

192
00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:52,940
先生,你朋友來了

193
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:55,025
嗨,交給我

194
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,235
她不是我朋友

195
00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:58,028
妳來幹嘛?

196
00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:00,447
他們說你躺在地上時,喊著我的名字

197
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,699
我又不知道妳的名字

198
00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:05,077
去領你的止痛藥吧

199
00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:09,248
妳昨晚明明可以幫我

200
00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:11,124
他們很明顯是在威脅我

201
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,169
怎樣?我是你的老大哥嗎?

202
00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:15,420
我有用眼神求救

203
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:20,133
我用挾持影片的眼神暗示妳
現在我身體殘缺了啦

204
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,301
聽著,我很遺憾

205
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:24,012
總之,這給你

206
00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:25,973
按時吃藥

207
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:28,767
這是生命泉源,給你兩顆

208
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,736
你那兩個車庫裡的朋友
為何對你那麼生氣?

209
00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:46,159
我可以吃薯球嗎?

210
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,120
載這趟可是要收錢的

211
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:51,123
你要還拓荒鎮三千美元

212
00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:55,794
你女友泰咪為了你去隆乳

213
00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:58,005
她偷錢去做手術

214
00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:00,299
我又沒叫她做那種事

215
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,802
看起來怎麼樣?就是...

216
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:05,804
大師級手藝

217
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:09,808
可以給我薯球了嗎?

218
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:14,479
快點給錢,聽懂了沒?

219
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:18,275
一言為定

220
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,157
這是什麼?

221
00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:28,327
《犯罪影集:三溫暖之死》

222
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:29,995
這是認真的嗎?

223
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:33,498
那是新聞獎,妳聽過新聞獎吧?

224
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,083
我聽過普立茲獎

225
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:38,921
新聞獎只頒發給電視新聞

226
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:41,381
從來沒聽過,我聽過艾美獎

227
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,218
艾美獎的獎盃有兩片翅膀,你的只有一片

228
00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:47,012
這個細節比較精緻

229
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:49,181
這比較像抽獎的獎品

230
00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:50,682
那很珍貴

231
00:14:51,642 --> 00:14:54,144
所以這是真跡囉?

232
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:56,939
妳說妳認識一個藝術品買家

233
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,732
親愛的,我認識很多人

234
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:03,362
地方新聞的主播怎麼買得起畢卡索的畫?

235
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,240
是我老婆買的

236
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,824
你有老婆啊?

237
00:15:09,368 --> 00:15:10,911
她在哪?

238
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:14,373
她離開了,我要睡覺了,我好累

239
00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:17,000
我們明天再來聊妳的藝術品人脈

240
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,044
巴比,你的支票簿在哪?

241
00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:21,463
廚房抽屜裡,叫我巴伯就好

242
00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:25,509
{\an8}(R.史卡布羅,男性,1970年11月25日)

243
00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:46,822
天啊,好

244
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:49,533
嘿,起來

245
00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:53,328
你活像從醫院脫逃的精神病患

246
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,583
好,媽的,又怎麼了?

247
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:02,379
我們要上床嗎?

248
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:05,048
我要寫劇本

249
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:08,093
妳說妳認識一個買家,妳有人脈

250
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,680
當然啊,來,好的

251
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:16,393
來,在這裡簽名,四千美元

252
00:16:18,187 --> 00:16:19,188
乖孩子

253
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:21,815
好

254
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,400
安靜

255
00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:26,069
乖乖睡

256
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:27,571
別被床蝨咬了

257
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,700
{\an8}(亞里斯多德之修辭學與詩學)

258
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:36,121
{\an8}“佩姬容光煥發地進入中央舞台”,佩姬

259
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:40,250
“這是一個愛與遺憾的故事”

260
00:16:43,504 --> 00:16:45,005
“和《漢米爾頓》很相似”

261
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:48,050
很好

262
00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:04,107
他知道個屁啊?

263
00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:06,818
好了,把飼料倒進手裡

264
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,194
手放平,就是這樣

265
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:16,662
哇,這裡有四千美元

266
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,122
他想把錢付清

267
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:21,208
但他也希望你明白一件事

268
00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:25,546
他希望拓荒鎮能既往不咎,別再追究

269
00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:28,507
開啟調查挺不友善的

270
00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:30,926
- 是泰咪
- 我沒有說是,也沒說不是

271
00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:33,178
重點是忘了這件事吧

272
00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:38,600
- 密碼換了嗎?
- 對,沒錯

273
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,602
不,我不會跟妳說是幾號

274
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:41,645
那就安全了

275
00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:43,605
尤其是因為你現在有保全團隊了

276
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:45,148
什麼保全團隊?

277
00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:47,609
歐文,我們聊過這個了

278
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:52,197
我們之前在這裡是怎麼說的?
布魯斯哈維私家偵探所

279
00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:56,201
我得跟我媽商量看看

280
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:58,036
什麼時候?她幫你換尿布的時候嗎?

281
00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:00,372
歐文,你是這裡的老大

282
00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:01,832
你得帶頭才行

283
00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:03,584
要花多少錢?

284
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:05,627
他負責做什麼工作?

285
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:09,464
有什麼不能做的?
我會安排見面,我彩排遲到了

286
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,467
妳要彩排什麼?

287
00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:14,344
(《我們的拓荒鎮》,佩姬紐曼編劇)

288
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:16,305
(佩姬紐曼與電視巨星金潔福克斯主演)

289
00:18:16,305 --> 00:18:18,473
(本週二開幕,也有可能是週四
反正很快啦)

290
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:21,393
我根本讀不懂

291
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:23,812
妳眼睛瞎了嗎?

292
00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:26,899
不是,字跡很潦草,難以辨認

293
00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:30,235
這是妳生命的最後一天

294
00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:33,030
妳說:“我要去長島”

295
00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:35,365
妳要死了,時而清醒,時而模糊

296
00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:38,785
然後我說:“我們不住長島了”

297
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,288
然後妳說

298
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:43,874
“我要去見我在德國的父母親”

299
00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:48,003
我就接著說:“妳他媽在講什麼?”

300
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:49,254
都寫在上面了

301
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:51,798
可以用打字的嗎?

302
00:18:56,762 --> 00:18:57,596
休息五分鐘

303
00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:00,724
羅傑

304
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:02,476
佩姬

305
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,561
那是年輕人用的體香噴霧嗎?

306
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:06,021
是嬌蘭一千零一夜

307
00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:08,941
拓荒鎮不准噴香水,會計部也不行

308
00:19:09,942 --> 00:19:12,903
還有,酒館今天不開放

309
00:19:12,903 --> 00:19:15,280
兩位請回吧

310
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:18,700
日安

311
00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:25,123
這寫的是“納粹”嗎?

312
00:19:26,959 --> 00:19:28,919
德國依然有一堆納粹

313
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:31,880
這不是1870年代嗎?

314
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:32,965
佩姬

315
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:37,803
佩姬,這是什麼?那招牌是幹嘛的?

316
00:19:37,803 --> 00:19:40,430
妳沒跟我提過舞台劇的事

317
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:43,350
再休息五分鐘

318
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,644
我跟你說過我們在彩排

319
00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:47,688
嘿,滑水道之城有衝浪

320
00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:48,772
我們有草皮

321
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:51,942
我們要有不同於湍急水道的選項

322
00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:54,987
我的朋友,那就是一部揪心的戲

323
00:19:54,987 --> 00:19:56,488
聽著,我不想把話說得太滿

324
00:19:56,488 --> 00:20:00,534
但我覺得這部戲的口碑
會跟《漢米爾頓》一樣好

325
00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:02,160
絕對會轟動

326
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,287
什麼會轟動?

327
00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:06,081
妳還沒...我不知道是什麼戲

328
00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:07,165
什麼戲?

329
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:12,963
或許是史上最偉大的故事
由專業人士製作

330
00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:17,217
嘿,你有看到那位女士嗎?

331
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,511
她眼不眼熟?

332
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:22,806
對...好像有,我...

333
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:26,518
好的,好,我之前在哪裡看過她?

334
00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:27,686
到處都有

335
00:20:28,562 --> 00:20:32,983
歐文,她會帶來觀眾
我們很需要,她演過各種戲劇

336
00:20:32,983 --> 00:20:34,359
粉絲很多

337
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:38,155
大家會爭相來看她,而且不會花你一毛錢

338
00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:46,914
對,我看過她,我有看過,一定有

339
00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:48,540
你看過《鑽石女郎》嗎?

340
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,793
天啊

341
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:56,215
- 《火線重案組》呢?
- 有,等等,她有演《火線重案組》?

342
00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:57,799
沒演那部

343
00:20:58,342 --> 00:21:00,802
滑水道之城贏不了這個的

344
00:21:02,054 --> 00:21:05,974
好啦,可以,好,去練習吧

345
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:08,185
去彩排,好好演

346
00:21:08,185 --> 00:21:10,646
好,回來了,金潔,從頭開始

347
00:21:10,646 --> 00:21:12,105
來,記下來

348
00:21:12,731 --> 00:21:15,359
媽咪說:“替我買一份猶太餛飩”

349
00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:17,653
不對,起司丹麥麵包好了

350
00:21:23,784 --> 00:21:26,995
- 妳真的換鎖了?
- 我跟妳說會儘快還錢

351
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,748
- 我現在是私家偵探了
- 是嗎?妳不像私家偵探

352
00:21:29,748 --> 00:21:31,667
我在查一個謀殺案

353
00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:37,589
天啊,佩姬,她長得好像媽咪

354
00:21:37,589 --> 00:21:42,469
對吧?我跟她在製作一齣舞台劇
亞里斯多德說要宣洩情緒

355
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:46,098
我要清理我心中關於媽咪的思緒
這樣才不會得癌症

356
00:21:46,098 --> 00:21:48,559
我可以替妳寫一幕,這就像在心理治療

357
00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:51,103
不要,妳給我房子的鑰匙就好

358
00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:52,396
我沒有備用鑰匙

359
00:21:52,396 --> 00:21:55,691
真的假的?妳只打一副鑰匙?
太棒了,佩姬,真是太棒了

360
00:21:55,691 --> 00:21:58,277
- 真是一如往常地感謝啊
- 走吧,金潔,我們走

361
00:21:58,277 --> 00:21:59,736
跟我來,別理她

362
00:22:05,868 --> 00:22:08,161
我非得領到懸賞金

363
00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:11,331
要是我賺進七萬美元,媽咪會很以我為傲

364
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:14,751
嘿,妳在那堂課
有學到怎麼找失蹤的人嗎?

365
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:19,381
有,其實我研究了一下她失蹤前的情況

366
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:21,758
妳得看一下,我從YouTube下載下來了

367
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:23,468
是他被開除的那支影片

368
00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:26,221
我還是看一下吧,畢竟我現在認識他了

369
00:22:27,097 --> 00:22:29,266
嘿,妳就...喂

370
00:22:29,266 --> 00:22:31,143
她把妳的酒都拿走了

371
00:22:31,143 --> 00:22:32,269
一整瓶耶

372
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:36,190
那是便宜的蘇維濃白葡萄酒,她會喜歡的

373
00:22:36,899 --> 00:22:40,027
等等,妳喜歡他嗎?

374
00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:43,614
誰啊?那個混帳格魯大師嗎?才沒有

375
00:22:43,614 --> 00:22:44,781
我有嗎?

376
00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:48,827
可能之前有吧,現在沒了

377
00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:51,580
我選擇不對他動心,所以沒有

378
00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:53,248
好,很好

379
00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:56,293
這侵犯版權,所以被下架了

380
00:22:56,293 --> 00:22:58,629
{\an8}我們來看看棕櫚谷大道

381
00:22:58,629 --> 00:22:59,713
{\an8}(KPVK電視台)

382
00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:03,300
{\an8}聽說那裡出現了一個天坑
有一名遊客栽進去

383
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:06,428
艾莉西亞赫雷拉就在事發現場
來聽聽她掌握的最新情況

384
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:08,180
艾莉西亞,妳對這起悲劇事件有何說明?

385
00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:10,974
等一下,等等...先等一下

386
00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:12,851
這是悲劇嗎?

387
00:23:12,851 --> 00:23:14,728
這根本無關緊要

388
00:23:15,354 --> 00:23:17,606
只是有人死掉而已,我是說...

389
00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:19,691
人都會死

390
00:23:19,691 --> 00:23:21,860
今天有一個遊客升天了

391
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:24,112
誰在乎這個?因為一切都...

392
00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:28,992
這一切都蠢斃了,都無所謂,好嗎?

393
00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:31,537
你和你面臨的問題

394
00:23:31,537 --> 00:23:33,747
- 她偷吃不擦嘴的丈夫...
- 巴伯,你是怎樣?

395
00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:37,918
每件事都蠢爆了,一切都蠢爆了

396
00:23:37,918 --> 00:23:39,878
- 一切都蠢爆了
- 他說得有理

397
00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:42,673
他媽的每個人都會死啦

398
00:23:42,673 --> 00:23:45,843
- 嚇死你們了吧?
- 真是抱歉,巴伯

399
00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:47,845
芭布,閉嘴啦

400
00:23:47,845 --> 00:23:49,429
- 大家都超討厭妳的

401
00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:51,974
- 巴伯
- 而且妳不該穿紅色,別再穿了

402
00:23:53,892 --> 00:23:57,896
很多人都有那種想法
不然大家幹嘛叫他格魯巴伯大師?

403
00:23:58,814 --> 00:23:59,940
那什麼鬼東西?

404
00:24:00,983 --> 00:24:03,151
那是什麼?什麼爛東西?是警察嗎?

405
00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:05,863
- 貝佐斯,是你嗎?
- 是庫柏啦

406
00:24:05,863 --> 00:24:07,197
查德買給她的

407
00:24:07,197 --> 00:24:10,993
天啊,所以她在後面
喝妳的蘇維濃白葡萄酒嗎?

408
00:24:10,993 --> 00:24:13,412
車庫裡還有很多

409
00:24:13,412 --> 00:24:17,958
太荒唐了,那不是偷來的支票

410
00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:20,878
那張支票是佩姬紐曼給我的

411
00:24:20,878 --> 00:24:22,921
- 是佩姬的支票
- 按指紋

412
00:24:22,921 --> 00:24:24,923
好吧,佩姬沒有拿去兌現

413
00:24:25,424 --> 00:24:26,592
請按大拇指

414
00:24:26,592 --> 00:24:29,052
- 真的不能相信任何人
- 嘿

415
00:24:30,012 --> 00:24:32,181
(警局)

416
00:24:33,724 --> 00:24:35,434
這裡不能抽菸

417
00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:37,477
我沒抽

418
00:24:39,563 --> 00:24:41,106
嘿,反正我已經在等了

419
00:24:41,106 --> 00:24:43,692
我想申請某個失蹤人口的報告

420
00:24:43,692 --> 00:24:44,860
什麼名字?

421
00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:46,278
唐娜泰拉史卡布羅

422
00:24:48,697 --> 00:24:50,115
他來了

423
00:24:51,575 --> 00:24:52,576
嘿

424
00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:57,831
謝謝妳保我出來,妳被開除了

425
00:24:57,831 --> 00:25:03,212
嘿,你現在沒事了,別擔心,我會處理的

426
00:25:03,212 --> 00:25:05,923
不,佩姬,妳能處理的事情

427
00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:08,175
就是清空妳的置物櫃,因為妳被開除了

428
00:25:08,175 --> 00:25:10,636
我根本沒有自己專用的置物櫃
我和珍寧共用

429
00:25:10,636 --> 00:25:13,013
考慮到我的資歷,這真的很羞辱人

430
00:25:14,014 --> 00:25:15,599
我會替你把錢找回來

431
00:25:15,599 --> 00:25:21,688
不,超過時限了,而且我不相信妳了

432
00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:24,191
信任只是一種結構,時間也是

433
00:25:24,191 --> 00:25:26,860
說到這個,我今晚就會弄到錢

434
00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:28,278
最晚明天

435
00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:31,156
- 在午夜之前,加利息
- 不用,別再談條件了

436
00:25:31,156 --> 00:25:32,449
我會幫你撤銷告訴

437
00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:35,410
必須在一小時內撤銷告訴

438
00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:37,079
給我五分鐘

439
00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:38,997
- 你媽答應了
- 什麼?

440
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,209
聽著,我和她聊了一下,女人之間的談心

441
00:25:42,209 --> 00:25:44,044
我知道你也很害怕

442
00:25:45,045 --> 00:25:46,922
不然你以為是誰把你保出來?

443
00:25:47,756 --> 00:25:50,092
天啊,死賤人

444
00:25:52,636 --> 00:25:54,179
歐文,別擔心

445
00:25:54,179 --> 00:25:56,849
嘿,我在製作的那齣戲真的會吸引很多人

446
00:25:56,849 --> 00:26:00,185
深深迷住他們
讓他們撕心裂肺,目不轉睛

447
00:26:00,185 --> 00:26:01,270
什麼?

448
00:26:10,904 --> 00:26:12,739
混帳東西,開門

449
00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:16,285
我老闆在牢裡關了一天

450
00:26:16,285 --> 00:26:18,453
你要付錢給我,並且撤銷告訴

451
00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:19,371
快點給錢

452
00:26:19,371 --> 00:26:21,206
我們邊吃晚餐邊討論

453
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,041
晚餐?

454
00:26:25,335 --> 00:26:27,171
- 何時?
- 現在

455
00:26:29,548 --> 00:26:30,549
在哪談?

456
00:26:30,549 --> 00:26:32,259
起司蛋糕工廠

457
00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:34,219
茹絲葵

458
00:26:34,219 --> 00:26:35,137
澳美客

459
00:26:35,137 --> 00:26:36,263
羅馬傑拉德

460
00:26:38,891 --> 00:26:39,892
好

461
00:26:44,563 --> 00:26:45,606
你請客

462
00:26:49,902 --> 00:26:51,945
所以這個藝術人脈...

463
00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:56,533
他還在這一行嗎?還有做藝術品交易嗎?

464
00:26:56,533 --> 00:26:57,993
有

465
00:26:57,993 --> 00:27:00,579
還有武器和藥物,可能也有腎臟

466
00:27:02,289 --> 00:27:03,999
你要找他談什麼生意?

467
00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:09,671
我想賣掉一些收藏品

468
00:27:10,214 --> 00:27:13,008
- 畢卡索嗎?
- 不,塞尚

469
00:27:13,509 --> 00:27:14,510
這樣啊

470
00:27:15,511 --> 00:27:17,513
我原本的買家不買了

471
00:27:17,513 --> 00:27:18,597
那蘇富比呢?

472
00:27:19,181 --> 00:27:20,891
佣金抽太高了

473
00:27:20,891 --> 00:27:23,227
懂了,那幅畫叫什麼?

474
00:27:23,227 --> 00:27:24,561
那幅畫叫做

475
00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:28,148
瓦茲河畔...什麼的

476
00:27:28,148 --> 00:27:30,859
《瓦茲河畔奧弗》?

477
00:27:32,778 --> 00:27:33,612
對

478
00:27:33,612 --> 00:27:37,616
那幅畫在1999年遭竊

479
00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:44,748
好,我能幫忙

480
00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:47,209
要抽佣金

481
00:27:48,085 --> 00:27:49,461
你要賣多少?

482
00:27:49,461 --> 00:27:52,339
我可以賣妳一百三十萬美元

483
00:27:52,339 --> 00:27:57,344
我要先收兩萬美元仲介費
和泰咪隆乳的四千美元

484
00:27:57,344 --> 00:28:00,556
而且你要撤銷對歐文的告訴

485
00:28:00,556 --> 00:28:03,976
要是沒做到,我就割掉另一邊奶頭

486
00:28:16,905 --> 00:28:19,366
妳是個獵人

487
00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:21,785
這是格魯大師那一套嗎?

488
00:28:22,286 --> 00:28:24,288
不是,只是我的觀察

489
00:28:27,457 --> 00:28:30,752
我看過你在電視上發表的言論了

490
00:28:32,004 --> 00:28:34,381
順便一提,多數人無法承受事實

491
00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:35,841
我常這麼說

492
00:28:38,302 --> 00:28:39,511
你朋友來了

493
00:28:41,054 --> 00:28:42,472
對,你在滲血

494
00:28:42,472 --> 00:28:43,932
她在跟蹤我

495
00:28:43,932 --> 00:28:45,225
她有啥毛病?

496
00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:47,019
妳多快能聯絡上妳的人脈?

497
00:28:47,019 --> 00:28:48,103
誰?凱切爾?

498
00:28:48,103 --> 00:28:50,314
我今晚就能聯絡上,或明天吧

499
00:28:50,314 --> 00:28:51,857
最晚週三

500
00:28:51,857 --> 00:28:55,027
我不知道他會不會親自來
但他有手下,你懂吧?

501
00:28:57,070 --> 00:29:01,283
你今晚就得把泰咪的錢交給我

502
00:29:01,283 --> 00:29:03,118
而且要撤銷告訴

503
00:29:03,118 --> 00:29:05,579
好,我身上沒帶支票簿

504
00:29:10,626 --> 00:29:12,169
妳偷了一張我的支票?

505
00:29:12,169 --> 00:29:14,213
妳幹嘛不直接自己簽一簽就好?

506
00:29:14,213 --> 00:29:16,882
那樣違法,而且很不厚道

507
00:29:16,882 --> 00:29:18,050
好啦

508
00:29:19,676 --> 00:29:21,678
{\an8}黛安又打來了

509
00:29:23,180 --> 00:29:25,057
她是我妹,等我一下

510
00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:27,226
猜猜我在哪裡?

511
00:29:27,226 --> 00:29:29,645
妳顯然不在家,因為我在家裡

512
00:29:29,645 --> 00:29:32,105
- 而且丹尼想進來
- 嘿,黛安,開門啊

513
00:29:32,105 --> 00:29:34,066
- 看來他出獄了
- 嘿,跟妳說

514
00:29:34,066 --> 00:29:35,859
- 這裡依然是我家
- 丹尼,她不在家

515
00:29:35,859 --> 00:29:36,902
我的手機沒訊號

516
00:29:36,902 --> 00:29:38,153
- 妳可以叫警察嗎?
- 開門

517
00:29:38,153 --> 00:29:39,696
妳怎麼進我家的?

518
00:29:39,696 --> 00:29:41,240
我也可以找鎖匠啊

519
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,741
這是家族房產

520
00:29:42,741 --> 00:29:46,286
但妳不住那裡,我才住那裡
那裡是我住的地方

521
00:29:46,286 --> 00:29:49,248
這真豐盛

522
00:29:49,248 --> 00:29:51,250
好,我們可以聊一聊嗎?

523
00:29:51,250 --> 00:29:55,420
親愛的,妳會不會覺得
對於欠錢不還的人來說

524
00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:57,381
- 這間餐廳太貴了?
- 不,我就是因為...

525
00:29:57,381 --> 00:29:58,757
叫丹尼去死啦

526
00:29:58,757 --> 00:29:59,925
- 妳叫丹尼...
- 不好意思

527
00:29:59,925 --> 00:30:02,302
把他一籮筐的犯罪紀錄和錯誤選擇...

528
00:30:02,302 --> 00:30:04,930
塞進他的罪犯屁眼裡

529
00:30:04,930 --> 00:30:06,765
- 我受夠了
- 不,我才受夠了

530
00:30:06,765 --> 00:30:09,810
跟他說不管怎樣,我們11天內離婚離定了

531
00:30:09,810 --> 00:30:11,311
我在等著呢

532
00:30:11,895 --> 00:30:12,980
黛安,妳也是

533
00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:15,858
滾出我家,滾出我住的地方

534
00:30:15,858 --> 00:30:17,317
女士,這裡有小孩

535
00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:20,946
- 請妳小聲一點
- 說完了啦,吵屁啊你

536
00:30:20,946 --> 00:30:23,532
真他媽的幹

537
00:30:23,532 --> 00:30:24,700
我要走了

538
00:30:25,826 --> 00:30:26,827
丹尼是哪位?

539
00:30:29,329 --> 00:30:30,664
我該死的丈夫

540
00:30:33,709 --> 00:30:35,210
你什麼時候被打的?

541
00:30:38,255 --> 00:30:39,381
那是你的車嗎?

542
00:30:44,678 --> 00:30:45,762
真不錯的朋友

543
00:30:47,264 --> 00:30:49,224
至少還留了另一邊奶頭給你

544
00:31:07,326 --> 00:31:09,745
哇,她回來了

545
00:31:09,745 --> 00:31:11,371
你他媽開我玩笑嗎?

546
00:31:12,039 --> 00:31:13,373
提早出獄

547
00:32:13,809 --> 00:32:15,811
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