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Holy shit.
Do you know what we could do with this?
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Yeah. I'm gonna get my house.
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Hey, this soul-retrieval shit is fun.
Admit it.
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Yeah. You wanna see fun?
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It's Stewart. Leave a message.
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Hi, Stewart. It's your big sister.
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The one who taught you
how to tie your shoes,
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- ride your bike and gave you everything.
- Ride your bike. Yeah.
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I just want you to know
that you're gonna be getting
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the next two months' rent up-front.
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So don't worry about it, okay?
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Okay.
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Peg, are you feeling it?
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I'm getting a lot of memories here.
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Like the time you gave my phone number
to the Colombian cartel,
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and I had to hide out in the bathroom
of the gas station down the street? Yeah.
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You know, Peg, I choose to focus on
the good times, not the bad.
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- It's just a choice.
- Okay.
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- Garage. All right. Let's go.
- Oh, fuck.
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- Denny, help me. This is heavy. Here.
- Come on.
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Oh, fuck, Denny!
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It was your last night, and I get that.
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I'm just not gonna listen to you anymore,
because I get...
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All right. Whatever. I'll start...
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Okay.
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Fuck.
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Okay, come on.
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Thattagirl.
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We still got it, babe.
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There's no "we."
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- What a douche.
- Don't.
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The guy cheated us. I tried signaling you.
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No way the nickel content
can be as high as he said it was.
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- He tested it right in front of us.
- The test was bullshit.
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Why would I imagine
this would go any other way?
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Only outta your mouth
does 25,000 mean five grand.
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Yeah, well, I could've gotten more,
but you didn't work with me in there.
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And you dropped half of it at the house.
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Okay?
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Get in the fucking car!
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All right,
I'm just dragging these drives over here.
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Have you ever backed any of these up?
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As in?
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- It's like the fucking NSA in here.
- Don't talk to him.
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He is in the zone!
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Where'd you find that kid?
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The supermarket.
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- He said you're both friends of Bill.
- Bill's the manager.
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Okay. This is for you.
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It's not much, but it'll buy us some time.
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And by the way,
it brings me no joy doing this.
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It's actually physically painful.
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My mortgage is gonna be a heavy lift,
but I can deal with that.
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What I can't deal with
is having no future. I need a life.
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We gotta keep the lights on here.
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I feel like my organs are
actually rejecting this.
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Oh, God. I want you to take it.
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Does a part of me wish you would say no?
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Well, yes. Every part.
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I mean, there's no part of me
that wants you to take it, but you must.
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You must.
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The fuck is happening?
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- I'm sorry.
- It's upsetting.
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It's so goddamn touching!
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Just think of it as a loan, okay?
Ten percent interest.
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Ten percent?
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Eight. I'll give you an introductory rate.
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I gotta handle my situation.
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This is just a drop in the bucket.
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That was touching.
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Thank you for having my back.
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Going, going, gone.
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Okay. Hey, don't forget about
that meeting in Pioneertown tonight.
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That's a real piece of business.
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Wait, you were serious about that?
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Yes, it's all coming together.
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I am this close
to this Dona Scarborough reward.
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I am 98.6% sure that she's dead.
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She left behind her balding bird,
who is also her soulmate.
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Never mind.
Look, I know what I'm doing, okay?
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Okay, listen,
I have an assignment for you.
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It's an actual case.
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Cheating spouse, potentially.
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We're still fishing, so no rough stuff.
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Follow her.
Take pictures if you see anything.
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Yeah.
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Actually, I don't know how I feel about
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interfering with
another woman's pursuit of love.
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- Plus, I'm busy.
- I hope you're fucking kidding.
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I mean, who are we to know
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that this woman who wears mock turtlenecks
hasn't finally found love?
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I mean, who am I to--
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Is she wearing suspenders?
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Okay, fine. I'm a professional.
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That's her work address.
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I'm on it.
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No rough stuff.
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Okay, sometimes it sticks
going into third. Just keep grinding it.
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- It'll go to fourth.
- Okay, great.
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Except if you hear a high, wheezing sound,
drop it back to second.
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- Got it.
- Hey, thanks for the car.
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I'll be careful.
Unless I'm being followed.
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Totally.
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Listen, I don't like
that you're doing this with Denny.
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Next thing you know,
you'll be sleeping together.
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No. You already did?
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I'm a woman, Carol. I have needs.
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But never again. I hate him.
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So what's this assignment you have for me?
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Just a little surveillance.
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Somebody's wife. Probable cheater.
Just fish around.
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- No rough stuff.
- Why would I rough her up?
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Well, you never know how things will turn.
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Keep your knees bent.
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What's up with her?
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Grounded and 15, and her drone.
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And standing in a lame fake Western town
with you.
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Hey, you know what my stepmother was like?
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Mussolini with a bad perm and a nose job.
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She told me I was fat and threw
my birthday cake in the disposal.
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Carol's sweet.
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Look, she's not your mom,
but she's not trying to be.
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She's not a bitch either.
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So just pay her some respect.
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I'm so bored right now.
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Welcome to Earth. It's boring.
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You're the one that can't be boring.
You need to be a comet, okay?
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Yeah, whatever.
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Okay. Kick some ass, comet style.
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You gotta cover the tattoos.
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Don't worry about it.
Even grandmas get tattoos now.
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Not spiders. Not on their necks.
Tighten it up.
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Okay.
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Are you wearing spy glasses?
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You only know they're fake
'cause I don't wear glasses.
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You look like a beautiful Henry Kissinger.
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Judy can't come.
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She's coming. Take 'em off.
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I need 'em. They got a mic in 'em.
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- I gotta prove what he did.
- These fucking things.
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They look ridiculous. Come on.
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Denny! Why do you destroy everything?
Why is that your first instinct?
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- There we go.
- I have no words.
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This is smarter. Nobody bugs dogs.
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Come here, Judy.
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There you go.
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Look at this.
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Judy's gonna record everything,
starting now,
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and he'll have no idea.
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All right.
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Just don't let the dog distract you.
You'll miss my cue.
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- You're cuing me?
- Yeah.
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Hey, I invented Miami Shock and Awe.
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- Come here.
- I don't wanna talk about this now.
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- We're gonna be late.
- There you go. Good girl.
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- Come on, Judy. There you go.
- Come on, Judy. Watch your mic. Here.
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Yeah, hi. Get in.
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Just remember,
Miami Shock and Awe was all me.
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Where do you think the name came from?
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And who got the money
from Alfredo in Miami? Me!
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What's with this?
Who are you trying to impress?
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Simmer down and wait for my fucking cue.
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Bob! This is Mr. Dennis.
He works for Kachel.
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Do you mind if I pat you down?
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I don't know
what you've been told about me, my friend,
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but I'm an art consultant.
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Why would I carry a gun?
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Let's just keep it classy, okay?
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Listen, I'm sorry,
but that's what we're doing here.
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You know, I'm authorized to spend
a great deal of money here today, sir.
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Now me?
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Okay, I'll tell you what.
I'm gonna pat you down, okay?
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Okay, right here.
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- I wasn't done.
- You shave your legs.
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All right. Okay, enou-- That's enough.
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- All right, okay.
- Okay.
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Okay.
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Well, while we're at it,
why don't we pat the dog down too?
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Be my guest.
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Pat the dog down.
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- Good one.
- Come on in.
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- Okay.
- Hey.
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What the hell?
Is something going on with you two?
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He's got a great eye.
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He does all of Kachel's buying
for North America.
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The colors.
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It's the brushstrokes that get me.
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Yeah,
that's fairly typical for impressionism.
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Actually, it's not typical.
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He uses constructive strokes,
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which is more representative
of post-impressionism,
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which is what this is.
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Really? We're doing this?
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I have a call, so if we could just...
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Okay.
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To be clear, this work,
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this is a fake.
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No. No.
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No. I mean, no.
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Just relax. Hey, he doesn't care.
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Do you know how many fakes there are
in the Metropolitan Museum?
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Exactly. Neither do they.
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No, I mean, it is stolen.
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- But it is now on my wall and it's--
- Bob, it's a fake.
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It's okay. We know.
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But it's some of the most incredible work
I've ever seen.
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I mean, half of the art world is fakes.
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You wanna tell me who did this?
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- Do you mind if the dog waits outside?
- No, she's house-trained.
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Look, we're on a roll here.
Who's the artist?
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You know, I have another buyer.
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You know, I think Kachel's gonna
fucking love this, even if it is a fake.
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I could let it go for a million in cash
by Friday.
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Okay. Done.
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Hey.
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Now, tell me who the forger is.
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Could you take the dog out?
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Yeah, could you take the dog out?
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We're talking here. Can you?
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Come. Judy, come.
221
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You know, Peggy,
she's real cute and everything,
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but she's a handful.
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She's got her issues,
but she's got a good heart.
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We used to date in New York
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back when she was dealing
massive amounts of pot...
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Hey, hey. This isn't a talk show.
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Yeah. Right, I'll call Kachel tonight.
228
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What time is it in Florence?
I'm gonna need to take a picture.
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No. No pictures. I'll send you a catalog.
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Why do you need to call?
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I thought you were authorized.
I need the money by Friday.
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I heard you the first time, champ.
Friday it is.
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- Great. You want a beer?
- Yes.
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Make yourselves at home.
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Thank you.
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I'd like to know more about the artist.
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She was my wife.
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So she's dead?
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No, she left me.
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- By dying?
- No.
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- 'Cause you're using past tense.
- No.
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Look, Kachel's buying,
but he does his research.
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Your wife's family put up a reward.
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And she was forging art.
This is deep, Bobby.
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Bob or Robert.
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Yeah, right.
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This has nothing to do
with the art, though.
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They just wanted to find her.
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How does this concern the sale?
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Should we get the dog back in here? Judy!
251
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Come, girl. Come!
252
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Look, I'm just saying--
And by the way, I wish her well.
253
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But if she's dead,
the work's gonna be more valuable.
254
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I don't think
that forgeries appreciate that way.
255
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,469
Well, that's how stupid the art world is.
256
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We just need a little knowledge
for marketing, really.
257
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There was this incident...
258
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at a taco truck.
259
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A guy I worked with
was having personal problems.
260
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And in my hectic
nose-to-the-grindstone haze, I missed it.
261
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:54,997
Hey, bubbles. How's things in clipboard?
262
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You know, would it kill you
to smile every once in a while?
263
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You know what I mean?
264
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:11,305
Now, in my defense,
I hadn't eaten all day.
265
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Is this the line?
266
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You're Bob Scarborough.
267
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Do you mind if I cut in front of you?
I'm pregnant, and I have got to eat.
268
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You're not that pregnant.
269
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- I'm sorry?
- Okay.
270
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No, you cannot cut in front of me.
271
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- I'm sorry.
- I am pregnant, and I have to eat.
272
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We all got to eat.
273
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:39,041
- I'm having a child.
- I know what pregnant means.
274
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Look, he's right up there.
275
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- Oh, my God!
- No, don't do it!
276
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Maybe if you've been in combat,
you're prepared for this kind of trauma,
277
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but I had no defenses.
278
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Scarborough, you okay?
279
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,161
Scarborough?
280
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:23,167
I spiraled into
a kind of existential tailspin.
281
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:36,682
I needed some time off.
Honestly, I couldn't function.
282
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Hello.
283
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:44,398
And Dona didn't help. She really didn't.
284
00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:47,484
But a leave of absence doesn't mean
you become a hobo.
285
00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:51,321
It's sad what happened. It's unfortunate.
286
00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:54,283
I think when his glasses--
287
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Oh, my God.
Yes. Maybe you could have been nicer.
288
00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:58,954
- Maybe you could have said hello.
- Hello.
289
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- I said hello.
- Whatever.
290
00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:03,333
I called him "bubbles."
291
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Okay. Well, then you were friendly.
292
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I was snide.
293
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Well, you live, you learn, babe.
Who is the sweetest bird?
294
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And then he was dead.
295
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- And then he was dead.
- Okay, you know what, Bob?
296
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You probably said hello
to a lot of people who are dead. Okay?
297
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Hello.
298
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This has been going on too long.
299
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Either you go back to work,
or you get a shrink.
300
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:26,440
I can't even paint with this shit.
301
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,573
So, I sought help from a psychiatrist
302
00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:36,366
who helps trauma victims
303
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:39,536
by guiding them
through hallucinogenic sessions.
304
00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:52,257
It changed my life.
It changed my whole perspective.
305
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,096
Like, radically.
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Bob.
307
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,570
They need you at the studio.
308
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:18,575
Welcome back.
We are following breaking news right now.
309
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:20,285
Let's take you to downtown Palm Springs.
310
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:23,080
That is where
a massive sinkhole has collapsed,
311
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,706
swallowing a tourist.
312
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:27,584
Alicia Hererra is on the ground.
She has all of the late-breaking details.
313
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:29,503
Alicia, what can you tell us
about this tragedy?
314
00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:32,089
Ho-Hold on a second.
315
00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:37,010
Is this a tragedy? Does it even matter?
316
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:40,639
I mean, it's just death.
That's where we're all headed.
317
00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:42,432
- What's he doing?
- What the hell's he doing?
318
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:47,062
'Cause everything else,
all of this, is stupid.
319
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:49,898
Dona didn't really get it.
320
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,859
So, I got fired.
321
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,069
Yeah, I saw.
322
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:57,239
Let's open the champagne.
I can do something meaningful now.
323
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:59,616
And what's that, Bob?
You gonna trip balls professionally?
324
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,702
It gives me perspective.
325
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:20,012
The next six months
had a pretty deep effect.
326
00:20:20,012 --> 00:20:21,763
{\an8}My perspective sharpened.
327
00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:28,020
{\an8}My televised epiphany
seemed to send people to my door.
328
00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:32,024
I gave them hope, I think.
329
00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:33,775
Everything is stupid.
330
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:37,613
Guru Bob, is psychic pain stupid?
331
00:20:40,741 --> 00:20:42,284
Everything's stupid.
332
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,953
I need some coffee.
333
00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:49,124
- Everything is stupid.
- Thank you.
334
00:21:05,474 --> 00:21:06,683
I had changed.
335
00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:13,732
And she hadn't.
336
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:20,781
It's sad, isn't it?
337
00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:24,868
You hear it all the time.
Couples grow apart.
338
00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:29,790
Ultimately, my wife was a prisoner
of a two-dimensional perspective.
339
00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:30,707
Yeah.
340
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:32,501
One time,
she was screaming at me like a banshee...
341
00:21:32,501 --> 00:21:33,585
Hey, man.
342
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:37,798
Hey, if you ever need to talk,
I'm opening a qigong studio.
343
00:21:37,798 --> 00:21:39,466
Safe space. Men only.
344
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:41,510
He's talking now, Denny.
345
00:21:42,386 --> 00:21:44,429
Okay, go on. One time what?
346
00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:47,850
The journey of the self,
through the self, to the self?
347
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,894
I could use some investors, you know.
348
00:21:51,687 --> 00:21:52,855
I don't see the dog anymore.
349
00:21:52,855 --> 00:21:55,941
Are you thinking, like,
Guru Bob's Qigong, or--
350
00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:58,360
- We got to find the dog.
- Silent partner.
351
00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,528
I have a following.
352
00:21:59,528 --> 00:22:00,946
I'll give you a call.
353
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:03,282
Judy!
354
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:05,492
Judy!
355
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,161
Come on, girl. Judy!
356
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:13,292
- Judy! Come here, girl. Come on, girl.
- Hey, hey! Good girl. Come on.
357
00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:16,170
- Come on, Judy.
- Come on, girl. Good girl.
358
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,213
Come on, sweetie.
359
00:22:21,967 --> 00:22:23,802
- Come here, girl.
- Hey, what's she got in her mouth?
360
00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:26,972
Drop it. Judy, drop it.
361
00:22:26,972 --> 00:22:29,683
Whatever it is, she swallowed it.
Let's go.
362
00:22:30,893 --> 00:22:32,644
Are you working for the other side?
363
00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:35,147
It's insane what you just did in there.
364
00:22:35,147 --> 00:22:40,694
I was at the crest. It's go time.
And you decide this is the moment for you
365
00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:44,198
to chisel out seed money
for your pretend qigong studio.
366
00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:46,283
Peg, it was an opportunity.
367
00:22:47,284 --> 00:22:49,494
Is this another one
of your choices, Denny?
368
00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:53,999
Don't ever talk to me again. Ever.
369
00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:56,001
Really? We're gonna do this?
370
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,713
You okay, girl? Look at you. You okay?
371
00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:00,964
I had one shot.
372
00:23:01,882 --> 00:23:04,218
I had him on the hook,
you took him right off.
373
00:23:04,218 --> 00:23:07,387
- That's not-- Okay. All right.
- No, do not talk. Okay?
374
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:09,765
Now I got to find another way to nail him
375
00:23:09,765 --> 00:23:13,393
and to neutralize
this father-daughter fucking hit team
376
00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:14,937
long enough to get a reward.
377
00:23:14,937 --> 00:23:19,775
'Cause there's no way
that Dona left a bald fucking bird.
378
00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:23,153
I don't know
how you're gonna pull this off.
379
00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:25,572
So this is your new move?
380
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:28,867
- Okay.
- First, you just crash the whole plan.
381
00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:31,787
And now you're trying to wear down
my confidence.
382
00:23:31,787 --> 00:23:34,081
Why don't you call Kachel?
Maybe he can help you.
383
00:23:34,081 --> 00:23:35,832
I thought you don't say his name.
384
00:23:35,832 --> 00:23:38,210
- I don't say his name.
- Well, you just said his name.
385
00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:42,756
- I can't stand the fucking guy. Come on.
- 'Cause he's everything you wanna be.
386
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:46,093
Really? I wanna be a douchebag
who treats you like shit?
387
00:23:46,093 --> 00:23:50,430
Okay, no. I'm trying to build a life here.
I don't need you to fuck it all up.
388
00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:51,515
Yeah.
389
00:23:52,349 --> 00:23:54,977
I know for a fact
that you're upsetting her.
390
00:23:55,644 --> 00:23:56,687
I got to get her to a vet.
391
00:23:56,687 --> 00:23:59,898
You can't afford a vet. Come here, Judy.
392
00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:02,359
Oh, God.
393
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:04,194
That feels better. Right, girl?
394
00:24:06,113 --> 00:24:07,489
Hey, what the fuck is that?
395
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,537
It's a finger. Oh, God!
396
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:19,626
Good girl.