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[Denny] Holy shit.
Do you know what we could do with this?
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[Peggy]
Yeah. [chuckles] I'm gonna get my house.
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Hey, this soul-retrieval shit is fun.
Admit it.
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Yeah. [laughs] You wanna see fun?
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- It's Stewart. Leave a message.
- [beeps]
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Hi, Stewart. It's your big sister.
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The one who taught you
how to tie your shoes,
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- ride your bike and gave you everything.
- Ride your bike. Yeah.
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[sighs] I just want you to know
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that you're gonna be getting
the next two months' rent up-front.
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So don't worry about it, okay?
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Okay. [sighs]
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Peg, are you feeling it?
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I'm getting a lot of memories here.
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Like the time you gave my phone number
to the Colombian cartel,
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and I had to hide out in the bathroom
of the gas station down the street? Yeah.
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You know, Peg, I choose to focus on
the good times, not the bad.
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- It's just a choice.
- Okay.
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- [garage door opens]
- Garage.
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- All right. Let's go.
- [Peggy] Oh, fuck.
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- Denny, help me. This is heavy. Here.
- Come on.
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Oh, fuck, Denny!
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[homeowner 1]
It was your last night, and I get that.
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[homeowner 2]
I'm just not gonna listen to you anymore,
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because I get... [speaks indistinctly]
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[homeowner 1] All right. All right.
Whatever. I'll start...
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[grunts]
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[barks]
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- [Denny grunts] Okay.
- [Peggy groans]
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- [coins clinking]
- Fuck.
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Okay, come on.
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[groans]
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- Thattagirl.
- [panting]
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We still got it, babe.
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There's no "we."
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- What a douche.
- Don't.
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The guy cheated us. I tried signaling you.
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No way the nickel content
can be as high as he said it was.
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- He tested it right in front of us.
- The test was bullshit.
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Why would I imagine
this would go any other way?
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Only outta your mouth
does 25,000 mean five grand.
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Yeah, well, I could've gotten more,
but you didn't work with me in there.
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- Oh.
- And you dropped half of it at the house.
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Okay?
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Get in the fucking car!
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{\an8}["Talkin' to Myself" playing]
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[mouse clicking]
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All right,
I'm just dragging these drives over here.
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H-Have you ever backed any of these up?
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- A-As in?
- [door opens]
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[gasps, sighs]
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- It's like the fucking NSA in here.
- Don't talk to him.
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[sighs]
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Ooh, he is in the zone!
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Where'd you find that kid?
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The supermarket.
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[sighs]
He said you're both friends of Bill.
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Bill's the manager.
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Okay. This is for you.
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It's not much, but it'll buy us some time.
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And by the way,
it brings me no joy doing this.
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It's actually physically painful.
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My mortgage is gonna be a heavy lift,
but I can deal with that.
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What I can't deal with
is having no future. I need a life.
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We gotta keep the lights on here.
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[sucks teeth, strains] Ow.
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Ah! I feel like my organs are
actually rejecting this.
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Oh, God. [grunts] I want you to take it.
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Does a part of me wish you would say no?
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Well, yes. [sighs] Every part.
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I mean, there's no part of me
that wants you to take it, but you must.
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You must.
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[whining]
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The fuck is happening?
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[cries]
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- I'm sorry. [sniffling]
- It's upsetting.
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It's so goddamn touching!
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Just think of it as a loan, okay?
Ten percent interest.
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Ten percent?
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Um, eight.
I'll give you an introductory rate.
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[Peggy grunts]
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I gotta handle my situation.
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This is just a drop in the bucket.
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That was touching.
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- [sighs]
- Thank you for having my back.
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Going, going, gone.
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Okay. Hey, don't forget about
that meeting in Pioneertown tonight.
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That's a real piece of business.
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Wait, you were serious about that?
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Yes, it's all coming together.
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I am this close
to this Dona Scarborough reward.
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I am 98.6% sure that she's dead.
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She left behind her balding bird,
who is also her soulmate.
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Never mind.
Look, I know what I'm doing, okay?
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Okay, listen,
I have an assignment for you.
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It's an actual case.
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Cheating spouse, potentially.
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We're still fishing, so no rough stuff.
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Follow her.
Take pictures if you see anything.
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Yeah. [smacks lips]
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Actually, I don't know
how I feel about, uh,
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interfering with
another woman's pursuit of love.
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- Plus, I'm busy.
- I hope you're fucking kidding.
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I mean, who are we to know
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that this woman who wears mock turtlenecks
hasn't finally found love?
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I mean, who am I to--
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Is she wearing suspenders?
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Okay, fine. I'm a professional.
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That's her work address.
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I'm on it. [sighs]
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No rough stuff.
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Okay, sometimes it sticks
going into third. Just keep grinding it.
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- It'll go to fourth.
- Okay, great.
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Except if you hear a high, wheezing sound,
drop it back to second.
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- Got it.
- Hey, thanks for the car.
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I'll be careful.
Unless I'm being followed.
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Totally.
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Listen, I don't like
that you're doing this with Denny.
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Oh.
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Next thing you know,
you'll be sleeping together.
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[sighs]
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[groans] No. You already did?
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- I'm a woman, Carol. I have needs.
- [groans]
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But never again. I hate him.
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So what's this assignment you have for me?
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Oh, just a little surveillance.
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Somebody's wife. Probable cheater.
Just fish around.
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- No rough stuff.
- Why would I rough her up?
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Well, you never know how things will turn.
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Keep your knees bent.
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What's up with her?
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[sucks teeth]
Grounded and 15, and her drone.
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And standing in a lame fake Western town
with you.
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Hey, you know what my stepmother was like?
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Mussolini with a bad perm and a nose job.
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She told me I was fat and threw
my birthday cake in the disposal.
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Carol's sweet.
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Look, she's not your mom,
but she's not trying to be.
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[sighs] She's not a bitch either.
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So just pay her some respect.
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[sighs] I'm so bored right now.
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Welcome to Earth. It's boring.
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You're the one that can't be boring.
You need to be a comet, okay?
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Yeah, whatever.
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Okay. Kick some ass, comet style.
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["It Feels Alright" playing]
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[knocking]
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Oh, you gotta cover the tattoos.
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Don't worry about it.
Even grandmas get tattoos now.
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Not spiders. Not on their necks.
Tighten it up.
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- Okay.
- [sighs]
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Are you wearing spy glasses?
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You only know they're fake
'cause I don't wear glasses.
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You look like a beautiful Henry Kissinger.
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- [Judy whines]
- [sighs, stammers] Judy can't come.
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She's coming. Take 'em off.
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I need 'em.
They got a-- They got a mic in 'em.
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[inhales sharply]
I gotta prove what he did.
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- These fucking things.
- [scoffs]
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They look ridiculous. Come on.
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Denny! Why do you destroy everything?
Why is that your first instinct?
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- There we go.
- I have no words.
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- [sighs]
- This is smarter.
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Nobody bugs dogs.
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Come here, Judy.
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[straining] There you go.
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Look at this.
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Judy's gonna record everything,
starting now,
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and he'll have no idea.
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[Peggy laughs]
All right, all right, all right.
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Just don't let the dog distract you.
You'll miss my cue.
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- You're cuing me?
- Yeah.
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- Hey, I invented Miami Shock and Awe.
- Ah.
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- Come here.
- I don't wanna talk about this now.
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- We're gonna be late. [sighs]
- There you go. Good girl.
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- Come on, Judy. There you go.
- Come on, Judy. Watch your mic. Here.
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Yeah, hi. [kisses] Get in.
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["It Feels Alright" continues playing]
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Just remember,
Miami Shock and Awe was all me.
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Where do you think the name came from?
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And who got the money
from Alfredo in Miami? Me!
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What's with this?
Who are you trying to impress?
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Ah, simmer down
and wait for my fucking cue.
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Ah, Bob! This is Mr. Dennis.
He works for Kachel.
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Uh, d-do you mind if-- if I pat you down?
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- [scoffs]
- [scoffs, inhales deeply]
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Uh, I don't know
what you've been told about me, my friend,
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but I'm an art consultant.
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Why would I carry a gun?
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Let's just keep it classy, okay?
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Listen, I'm sorry, uh,
but that's what we're doing here.
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- [Peggy scoffs]
- [Judy whines]
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You know, I'm authorized to spend
a great deal of money here today, sir.
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[Peggy] Mmm.
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Oh, now me?
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[scoffs, sighs]
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Okay, I'll tell you what.
I'm gonna pat you down, okay?
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Mmm. Okay, right here.
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00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:07,042
- I wasn't-- I wasn't done.
- [Peggy] Oh. You shave your legs.
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All right, all right. Okay, enou--
[stammers] That-- That's enough.
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- All right, okay.
- Okay.
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00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:13,298
Okay.
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00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:16,635
Well, while we're at it,
why don't we pat the dog down too?
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[Judy whines]
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- Be my guest.
- [whines]
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[chuckles] Pat the dog down.
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[laughs]
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- Good one.
- Come on in.
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- [chuckles] Okay.
- Hey.
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What the hell?
Is something going on with you two?
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[Bob clears throat]
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He's got a great eye.
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He does all of Kachel's buying
for North America.
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Mmm. Mm-hmm.
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Hmm. The colors.
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[gasps] It's the brushstrokes that get me.
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[Denny] Yeah,
that's fairly typical for impressionism.
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Actually, it's not typical.
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He uses constructive strokes,
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which is more representative
of post-impressionism,
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which is what this is.
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Really? We're doing this?
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Uh, I have a call, so if we could just...
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Um, okay. [clears throat]
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To be clear, this work,
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this is a fake.
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No. No.
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No. I mean, no.
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Just relax.
Hey, he doesn't care. [chuckles]
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Do you know how many fakes there are
in the Metropolitan Museum?
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- Uh--
- Exactly. Neither do they.
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No, I mean, it is stolen.
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- But it is now on my wall and it's--
- Bob, it's a fake.
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It's okay. We know.
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But it's some of the most incredible work
I've ever seen.
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I mean, half of the art world is fakes.
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[Judy growls]
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You wanna tell me who did this?
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- Do you mind if the dog waits outside?
- [Peggy] No, she's house-trained.
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Look, we're on a roll here.
Who's the artist?
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You know, I have another buyer.
242
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:12,167
You know, I think Kachel's gonna
fucking love this, even if it is a fake.
243
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:15,921
I could let it go for a million in cash
by Friday.
244
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Okay. Done.
245
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:22,177
[Peggy] Hey.
246
00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:24,555
Now, tell me who the forger is.
247
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:28,100
[Judy whining]
248
00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:31,061
Uh, could you take the dog out?
249
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,729
Yeah, could you take the dog out?
250
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,568
We're talking here. Can you?
251
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:44,032
- Come. Judy, come.
- [Judy barks]
252
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,910
[Denny] You know, Peggy,
she's real cute and everything,
253
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:49,121
but she's a handful.
254
00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:51,790
She's got her issues,
but she's got a good heart.
255
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,834
- We used to date in New York...
- [sighs]
256
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:57,421
...back when she was dealing
massive amounts of pot...
257
00:13:57,421 --> 00:13:59,882
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
This isn't a talk show.
258
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:03,218
Yeah. Right, I'll call Kachel tonight.
259
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:06,555
Uh, what time is it in Florence?
I'm gonna need to take a picture.
260
00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:08,849
Oh, no, no, no. No pictures.
I'll send you a catalog.
261
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:09,933
Why do you need to call?
262
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:11,935
I thought you were authorized.
I need the money by Friday.
263
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:15,314
I heard you the first time, champ.
Friday it is.
264
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:19,860
- Great. You want a beer?
- [Peggy] Yes.
265
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,069
Make yourselves at home.
266
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:29,244
[barking]
267
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:31,413
Thank you. [chuckles]
268
00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:35,083
I'd-- I'd like to know more
about the artist.
269
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,170
[sighs] She was my wife.
270
00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:39,630
So she's dead?
271
00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:41,298
No, she left me.
272
00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:43,217
- By dying?
- No.
273
00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:45,552
- 'Cause you're using past tense.
- No.
274
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:49,306
Look, Kachel's buying,
but he does his research.
275
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:50,516
[Judy barking]
276
00:14:50,516 --> 00:14:52,809
Your wife's family put up a reward.
277
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:56,688
And she was forging art.
This is deep, Bobby.
278
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:58,440
Bob or Robert.
279
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,526
Yeah, right.
280
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,445
This has nothing to do
with the art, though.
281
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,614
They just wanted to find her.
282
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,616
[stammers] How does this concern the sale?
283
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:10,702
Should we get the dog back in here?
[exhales sharply] Judy!
284
00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,120
- [whistles]
- [groans]
285
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,414
Come, girl. Come. Come!
286
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:18,210
Look, I'm just saying--
And by the way, I wish her well.
287
00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:20,921
But if she's dead,
the work's gonna be more valuable.
288
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,467
I don't think
that forgeries appreciate that way.
289
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,469
Well, that's how stupid the art world is.
290
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:30,347
We just need a little knowledge
for marketing, really.
291
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:36,854
There was this incident...
292
00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:40,691
at a taco truck.
293
00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:45,487
A guy I worked with
was having personal problems.
294
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:52,077
And in my hectic
nose-to-the-grindstone haze, I missed it.
295
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:54,997
Hey, bubbles.
How's things in, uh, clipboard?
296
00:15:57,749 --> 00:16:02,212
You know, would it kill you
to smile every once in a while?
297
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,589
You know what I mean?
298
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:05,257
[grunts]
299
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:11,305
[Bob] Now, in my defense,
I hadn't eaten all day.
300
00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:13,682
- [scoffs] Is this the line?
- [Bob humming]
301
00:16:16,727 --> 00:16:18,020
You're Bob Scarborough.
302
00:16:19,313 --> 00:16:22,983
Do you mind if I cut in front of you?
I'm pregnant, and I have got to eat.
303
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,943
[sighing]
304
00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:26,278
You're not that pregnant.
305
00:16:28,739 --> 00:16:29,865
- I'm sorry?
- Okay.
306
00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:32,826
Um, no, you cannot cut in front of me.
307
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:35,579
- I'm sorry.
- I am pregnant, and I have to eat.
308
00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:37,122
We all got to eat.
309
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:39,041
- I'm having a child.
- I know what pregnant means.
310
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,375
Look, he's right up there.
311
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,794
- [bystander 1] Oh, my God!
- [bystander 2] No, don't do it!
312
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:45,339
[screaming]
313
00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:53,305
[bystanders clamoring, screaming]
314
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:59,144
[Bob] Maybe if you've been in combat,
you're prepared for this kind of trauma,
315
00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:01,438
but I had no defenses.
316
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,732
[bystanders crying]
317
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,077
- [security guard] Scarborough, you okay?
- [elevator dings]
318
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,161
Scarborough?
319
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:23,167
[Bob] I spiraled into
a kind of existential tailspin.
320
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:36,682
I needed some time off.
Honestly, I couldn't function.
321
00:17:38,976 --> 00:17:41,103
[chirps] Hello.
322
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:44,398
[Bob]
And Dona didn't help. She really didn't.
323
00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:47,484
But a leave of absence doesn't mean
you become a hobo.
324
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:49,069
[parrot chirping]
325
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:51,321
It's sad what happened. It's unfortunate.
326
00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:54,283
I think when his glasses--
327
00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:56,869
Oh, my God.
Yes. Maybe you could have been nicer.
328
00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:58,954
- Maybe you could have said hello.
- [parrot] Hello.
329
00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:00,581
- I said hello.
- Whatever.
330
00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:03,333
I called him "bubbles."
331
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,960
Okay. Well, then you were friendly.
332
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,254
I was snide.
333
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,755
[parrot chirps]
334
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:12,009
Well, you live, you learn, babe. [sighs]
Who is the sweetest bird?
335
00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:14,553
- And then he was dead.
- [parrot squawks]
336
00:18:14,553 --> 00:18:16,680
- And then he was dead.
- Okay, you know what, Bob?
337
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,016
You probably said hello
to a lot of people who are dead. Okay?
338
00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:20,017
[parrot] Hello.
339
00:18:20,017 --> 00:18:21,685
This has been going on too long.
340
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:24,021
Either you go back to work,
or you get a shrink.
341
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:26,440
I can't even paint with this shit.
342
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:30,068
[crying]
343
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,573
[Bob]
So, I sought help from a psychiatrist
344
00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:36,366
who helps trauma victims
345
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:39,536
by guiding them
through hallucinogenic sessions.
346
00:18:41,205 --> 00:18:42,706
[bird caws]
347
00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:52,466
It changed my life.
It changed my whole perspective.
348
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,096
Like, radically.
349
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,193
- Bob.
- Mmm?
350
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,570
They need you at the studio.
351
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:18,575
[Barb] Welcome back.
We are following breaking news right now.
352
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:20,285
Let's take you to downtown Palm Springs.
353
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:23,080
That is where
a massive sinkhole has collapsed,
354
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,706
swallowing a tourist.
355
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:27,584
Alicia Hererra is on the ground.
She has all of the late-breaking details.
356
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:29,503
Alicia, what can you tell us
about this tragedy?
357
00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:32,089
Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Hold on a second.
358
00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:37,010
Is this a tragedy? Does it even matter?
359
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:40,639
I mean, it's just death.
That's where we're all headed.
360
00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:42,432
- What's he doing?
- What the hell's he doing?
361
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:47,062
'Cause everything else,
all of this, is stupid.
362
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:49,898
Dona... [sighs] ...didn't really get it.
363
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,859
So, I got fired.
364
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,069
Yeah, I saw.
365
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:57,239
Let's open the champagne.
I can do something meaningful now.
366
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:59,616
And what's that, Bob?
You gonna trip balls professionally?
367
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,702
It gives me perspective.
368
00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:15,007
[bird caws]
369
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:20,012
[Bob] The next six months
had a pretty deep effect.
370
00:20:20,012 --> 00:20:21,763
{\an8}My perspective sharpened.
371
00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:28,020
{\an8}My televised epiphany
seemed to send people to my door.
372
00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:32,024
- [seekers chanting]
- [Bob] I gave them hope, I think.
373
00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:33,775
[seeker 1] Everything is stupid.
374
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:37,613
Guru Bob, is psychic pain stupid?
375
00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:39,281
[seeker 2 crying]
376
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:42,284
Mmm. Everything's stupid.
377
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,953
I need some coffee.
378
00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:49,124
- [seeker 1] Everything is stupid.
- [sighs] Thank you.
379
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:56,006
[machine whirring]
380
00:21:05,474 --> 00:21:06,683
[Bob] I had changed.
381
00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:13,732
And she hadn't.
382
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,196
[sighs]
383
00:21:19,196 --> 00:21:20,781
It's sad, isn't it?
384
00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:24,868
You hear it all the time.
Couples grow apart.
385
00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:29,790
Ultimately, my wife was a prisoner
of a two-dimensional perspective.
386
00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:30,707
Yeah.
387
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:32,501
One time,
she was screaming at me like a banshee...
388
00:21:32,501 --> 00:21:33,585
[Denny] Hey, man.
389
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:37,798
Hey, if you ever need to talk,
I'm opening a qigong studio.
390
00:21:37,798 --> 00:21:39,466
Safe space. Men only.
391
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:41,510
He's talking now, Denny.
392
00:21:42,386 --> 00:21:44,429
Okay, go on. One time what?
393
00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:47,850
The journey of the self,
through the self, to the self?
394
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,894
I could use some investors, you know.
395
00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:52,855
- [scoffs] I don't see the dog anymore.
- [Bob] Hmm.
396
00:21:52,855 --> 00:21:55,941
Are you thinking, like,
Guru Bob's Qigong, or--
397
00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:58,360
- We got to find the dog.
- Silent partner.
398
00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,528
I have a following.
399
00:21:59,528 --> 00:22:00,946
[whispers] I'll give you a call.
400
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:03,282
Judy! Judy.
401
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:05,492
Judy!
402
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,161
- Come on, girl. Judy!
- [claps]
403
00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:09,288
[Judy whining]
404
00:22:09,288 --> 00:22:13,292
- Judy! Come here, girl. Come on, girl.
- Hey, hey, hey! Good girl. Come on.
405
00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:16,170
- [Denny] Come on, Judy.
- Come on, girl. Good girl. [laughs]
406
00:22:16,170 --> 00:22:18,213
- [clapping]
- Come on, sweetie.
407
00:22:21,133 --> 00:22:23,802
- Aw, come here, girl.
- Hey, what's she got in her mouth?
408
00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:26,972
- Drop it. Judy, drop it. Drop it.
- [Judy growling]
409
00:22:26,972 --> 00:22:29,683
Whatever it is, she swallowed it.
Let's go.
410
00:22:30,893 --> 00:22:32,644
[Peggy]
Are you working for the other side?
411
00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:35,147
- It's insane what you just did in there.
- [Judy grunts]
412
00:22:35,147 --> 00:22:40,694
I was at the crest. It's go time.
And you decide this is the moment for you
413
00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:44,198
to chisel out seed money
for your pretend qigong studio.
414
00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:46,658
Peg, it was an opportunity. [chuckles]
415
00:22:46,658 --> 00:22:49,119
[scoffs] Is this another one
of your choices, Denny?
416
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:50,162
[Judy whimpering]
417
00:22:50,162 --> 00:22:53,999
Don't ever talk to me again.
Ever. Ever, ever.
418
00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:56,001
Really? We're gonna do this?
419
00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:57,461
[Judy coughs, whimpers]
420
00:22:57,461 --> 00:22:59,713
You okay, girl? Look at you. You okay?
421
00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:00,964
[Peggy] I had one shot.
422
00:23:01,882 --> 00:23:04,218
I had him on the hook,
you took him right off.
423
00:23:04,218 --> 00:23:07,387
- That's not-- Okay. All right.
- No, do not talk. Okay?
424
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:09,765
Now I got to find another way to nail him
425
00:23:09,765 --> 00:23:13,393
and to neutralize
this father-daughter fucking hit team
426
00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:14,937
long enough to get a reward.
427
00:23:14,937 --> 00:23:19,775
'Cause there's no way
that Dona left a bald fucking bird.
428
00:23:19,775 --> 00:23:21,193
[Judy whimpering]
429
00:23:21,193 --> 00:23:23,153
I don't know
how you're gonna pull this off.
430
00:23:23,153 --> 00:23:25,572
Oh, so this is your new move?
431
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:28,867
- Oh. First, you just crash the whole plan.
- Okay.
432
00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:31,787
And now you're trying to wear down
my confidence.
433
00:23:31,787 --> 00:23:34,081
Why don't you call Kachel?
Maybe he can help you.
434
00:23:34,081 --> 00:23:35,832
I thought you don't say his name.
435
00:23:35,832 --> 00:23:38,210
- I don't say his name.
- Well, you just said his name.
436
00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:42,756
- I can't stand the fucking guy. Come on.
- Oh, 'cause he's everything you wanna be.
437
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:46,093
Really? I wanna be a douchebag
who treats you like shit?
438
00:23:46,093 --> 00:23:50,430
Okay, no. I'm trying to build a life here.
I don't need you to fuck it all up.
439
00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:52,266
- [Denny] Yeah.
- [Judy whimpers, coughs]
440
00:23:52,266 --> 00:23:54,393
I know for a fact
that you're upsetting her.
441
00:23:54,393 --> 00:23:56,687
- [chokes]
- I got to get her to a vet.
442
00:23:56,687 --> 00:23:59,857
You can't afford a vet.
Come here. Come here, Judy.
443
00:23:59,857 --> 00:24:01,149
[Judy groans]
444
00:24:01,149 --> 00:24:02,359
- Oh, God.
- [Denny groans]
445
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:05,445
- Oh, that feels better. Right, girl?
- [Judy whimpering]
446
00:24:06,113 --> 00:24:07,489
Hey, what the fuck is that?
447
00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:09,575
[Denny groans]
448
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,537
It's a finger. Oh, God!
449
00:24:15,956 --> 00:24:16,957
[Denny groans]
450
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:19,918
Good girl. [chuckles]