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真他媽的
妳知道我們能拿這些去幹嘛嗎?

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知道,我要把房子買下來

3
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嘿,這靈魂復甦儀式超好玩,承認吧

4
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對啊,你想看看好玩的嗎?

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我是史都華,請留言

6
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嗨,史都華,我是你姊

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我教你怎麼綁鞋帶

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- 怎麼騎腳踏車,供你一切所需
- 騎腳踏車,對

9
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我只想告訴你,你會提前收到

10
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接下來兩個月的房租

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所以別擔心,好嗎?

12
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好

13
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小佩,妳有感覺到嗎?

14
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好多回憶湧上心頭

15
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比方說你把我的電話號碼給哥倫比亞毒梟

16
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我只好躲到街尾
那間加油站的廁所嗎?的確有

17
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小佩,我選擇著眼於好事,不是壞事

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- 這是我的選擇
- 好

19
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- 車庫,好,走吧
- 媽的

20
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- 丹尼,幫幫我,這好重,拿去
- 快點

21
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該死,丹尼

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那是你的最後一夜,我懂

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我真的再也不要聽你的了,因為我會...

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好啦,隨便,我會開始...

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好

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媽的

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好,快來

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妳太強了

29
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寶貝,我們寶刀未老

30
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沒有“我們”

31
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(稀有硬幣)

32
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- 真是混帳
- 別說了

33
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那傢伙騙我們,我試著暗示妳

34
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鎳含量不可能有他說的那麼高啦

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- 他在我們面前驗過了
- 那是亂驗的啦

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我怎麼會以為這次不一樣?

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你口中的兩萬五只值五千

38
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我原本可以賣到更高的價錢
但妳在裡面不跟我合作

39
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而且妳把一半掉在那間房子裡

40
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好嗎?

41
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給我上車啦

42
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《荒漠妙探》

43
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好,我把這些槽拉到這裡

44
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你有備份過嗎?

45
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什麼意思?

46
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- 這裡活像美國國家安全局
- 不要跟他講話

47
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他整個如火如荼

48
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妳從哪找到這小鬼的?

49
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超市

50
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- 他說你們都是比爾的朋友
- 比爾是經理

51
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好,這給你

52
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錢不多,但能為我們爭取一點時間

53
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對了,我這麼做一點也不開心

54
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其實痛苦得要命

55
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我的房貸會是重擔,但我可以接受

56
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但我不能接受沒有未來,我需要人生

57
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這裡必須營運下去

58
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我覺得我整個人都在排斥這件事

59
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天啊,我希望你收下

60
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是否有一部分的我希望你拒絕?

61
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沒錯,是全部

62
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我渾身上下都不希望你接受
但你必須收下

63
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非收不可

64
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現在是怎樣?

65
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- 對不起
- 太詭異了吧

66
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這他媽的好感人

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你就當成是借款,好嗎?利息10%

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10%?

69
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8%,我算你初期優惠利率

70
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我必須管理好我的狀況

71
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這沒那麼嚴重

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剛才真的很感人

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謝謝妳幫我

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拿回來...全部收走

75
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好,嘿,別忘了今晚在拓荒鎮要開會

76
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那是貨真價實的生意

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等等,妳說的那個是認真的?

78
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對,快要水到渠成了

79
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我離唐娜史卡布羅的懸賞金只有這麼近

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我有98.6%確定她死了

81
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她丟下她的禿毛鳥
那隻鳥是她的靈魂伴侶

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當我沒說,聽著
我知道我在幹嘛,好嗎?

83
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好,聽我說,我要交代妳一件事

84
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是真正的案子

85
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某人的伴侶可能出軌

86
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我們還在搜集資訊,所以不要驚動她

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跟蹤她,看見什麼狀況就拍照

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好

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其實我不太確定要不要...

90
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介入另一名女性追尋愛情

91
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- 而且我很忙
- 我希望妳他媽的是在開玩笑

92
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我們又有何資格

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去判斷這位穿著半高領衫的女子
是不是終於找到了真愛呢?

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我有什麼資格...

95
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她穿著吊襪帶嗎?

96
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好,可以,我是專業人士

97
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那是她上班的地點

98
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交給我

99
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不准驚動她

100
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好,有時候很難打到三檔,妳用力一下

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- 就能打到四檔
- 好,很好

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但如果聽到尖銳的呼咻聲,就打回二檔

103
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- 知道了
- 嘿,謝謝妳借我車

104
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我會很小心,除了被跟蹤的時候

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沒錯

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聽著,我不喜歡妳和丹尼搭檔做這件事

107
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你們很快又會搞上

108
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不,已經搞上了嗎?

109
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卡蘿,我是個女人,我有需求

110
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但不會再發生了,我討厭他

111
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那妳要派我做什麼工作?

112
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只是場小監視行動

113
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某人的老婆可能出軌了
祕密調查一下就好

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- 不要驚動她
- 我幹嘛驚動她?

115
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事情的發展總是很難預料

116
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要做好心理準備

117
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她怎麼了?

118
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這個15歲的女孩和她的無人機被禁足了

119
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而且和妳一起站在一座很爛的假西部城鎮

120
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嘿,妳知道我的繼母是怎樣的人嗎?

121
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那個墨索里尼頭髮燙壞,鼻子也隆得很醜

122
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她說我很肥
還把我的生日蛋糕丟進垃圾桶

123
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卡蘿人很好

124
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聽著,她不是妳媽媽
但她也沒有假裝是妳媽

125
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她也不是賤女人

126
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所以妳放尊重點

127
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我現在好無聊

128
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觀迎來到地球,這裡很無聊

129
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妳不能無聊
妳必須像彗星閃閃發光,好嗎?

130
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好啦,隨便

131
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好,去做些超帥的事吧,像彗星一樣

132
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你得把刺青遮起來

133
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別擔心這個,現在每個老太太都有刺青了

134
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不會刺蜘蛛在脖子上,拉緊一點

135
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好

136
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妳戴著間諜眼鏡嗎?

137
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你只是因為我不戴眼鏡才知道這是假的

138
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妳看起來像漂亮版的季辛吉

139
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茱蒂不能跟

140
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牠要一起來,眼鏡拿掉

141
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我需要這副眼鏡,眼鏡上有麥克風

142
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- 我必須證明他做的事
- 這個爛東西

143
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看起來真荒唐,真是夠了

144
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丹尼,你為何要毀掉所有東西?
你為何一拿到東西就要破壞?

145
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- 好了
- 我無話可說

146
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這樣聰明多了
沒有人會把竊聽器裝在狗身上

147
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茱蒂,過來

148
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好了

149
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妳看這個

150
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茱蒂從現在起會把一切都錄下來

151
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而且他會渾然不知

152
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好啦

153
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反正別因為狗而分心
你會錯過我打的暗號

154
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- 妳要對我打暗號?
- 對

155
00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:09,174
嘿,是我發明邁阿密震撼教育

156
00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,801
- 過來
- 我現在不想聊這個

157
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- 我們會遲到
- 這就對了,乖狗狗

158
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- 來,茱蒂,很好
- 快來,茱蒂,小心麥克風,來

159
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對,嗨,上車

160
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記住,邁阿密震撼教育全是我的主意

161
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不然你以為名字是從哪來的?

162
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而且是誰跟邁阿密的阿佛瑞多拿到錢?我

163
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這是怎樣?妳想取悅誰?

164
00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:02,561
你冷靜點,等我的暗號

165
00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:08,317
巴伯,這位是丹尼斯先生
他為凱切爾工作

166
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,574
你介意讓我搜個身嗎?

167
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,914
老哥,我不知道你聽了關於我的什麼事

168
00:10:21,914 --> 00:10:25,042
但我是藝術顧問

169
00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:26,710
我幹嘛帶槍?

170
00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:28,795
我們冷靜點,好嗎?

171
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:32,633
聽著,我很抱歉,但我們這裡都會搜身

172
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:46,355
先生,告訴你,我被授權來這裡花大錢

173
00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:52,027
連我也要?

174
00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:59,326
好,這樣吧,我也搜你身,行嗎?

175
00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:03,872
好,這邊

176
00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:07,042
- 我還沒搜完
- 你刮腿毛了

177
00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:10,462
好了,好,夠了,這樣可以了吧

178
00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:12,047
- 好的,好
- 好

179
00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:13,298
好

180
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:16,635
既然我們都在搜身
不如連狗也搜一搜吧?

181
00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:22,391
儘管搜

182
00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:27,271
替狗搜身

183
00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:31,233
- 真好笑
- 進來吧

184
00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:32,943
- 好
- 嘿

185
00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:36,071
搞什麼鬼?你們倆有一腿嗎?

186
00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:46,748
他的品味很好

187
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:49,293
他負責凱切爾在北美所有的購置

188
00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:53,505
這顏色

189
00:11:54,590 --> 00:11:57,092
我被筆觸深深打動

190
00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:59,428
對,這是挺典型的印象派畫作

191
00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:00,721
其實並不典型

192
00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:02,806
他採用構造性筆觸

193
00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:05,851
在後印象派時期更具代表性

194
00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:06,935
就是這幅畫的精髓

195
00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,855
真的嗎?我們要這樣?

196
00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:12,858
我要打一通電話,所以若我們可以...

197
00:12:14,026 --> 00:12:15,027
好

198
00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:18,614
老實說,這幅畫

199
00:12:20,032 --> 00:12:21,158
是贗品

200
00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,788
不...

201
00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:30,709
不,真的不是

202
00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:33,504
放輕鬆,嘿,他不在乎

203
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:37,341
你知道大都會博物館裡面有多少贗品嗎?

204
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,551
沒錯,他們也不知道

205
00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:42,471
不,我是說,這是遭竊畫作

206
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:47,809
- 但它現在掛在我的牆上,而且...
- 巴伯,這是假的

207
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,811
沒事,我們知道

208
00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:53,148
但這是我看過最優秀的作品之一

209
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:55,651
藝術界有半數作品都是假的

210
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,656
可以跟我說這是誰畫的嗎?

211
00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:04,326
- 狗可以去外面等嗎?
- 不用,牠有受過居家訓練

212
00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:07,412
聽著,我們快談成了,畫家是誰?

213
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,580
我有另一位買家

214
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:12,167
我覺得凱切爾會超愛這一幅畫
就算它是假的

215
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:15,921
我願意在週五前以一百萬美元現金賣出

216
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:21,051
好,成交

217
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:22,177
嘿

218
00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:24,555
跟我說是誰仿造的

219
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,061
可以把狗帶出去嗎?

220
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,729
對,可以把狗帶出去嗎?

221
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,568
我們在談生意,妳能代勞嗎?

222
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:43,323
過來,茱蒂,來

223
00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:46,910
跟你說,佩姬是挺可愛的

224
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:49,121
但她很難搞

225
00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:51,790
她有自己的問題,但是心腸很好

226
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,834
我們以前在紐約曾經約會

227
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:57,421
當時她在販售超大量的大麻...

228
00:13:57,421 --> 00:13:59,882
喂...這不是脫口秀

229
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:03,218
對,好,我今晚會打給凱切爾

230
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:06,555
佛羅倫斯現在是幾點?我要拍張照

231
00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:08,849
不行...不能拍照,我寄型錄給你

232
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:09,933
你為何得打電話?

233
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:11,935
你不是有授權嗎?我週五前要拿到錢

234
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:15,314
你說第一次時我就聽見了
大哥,就週五吧

235
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:19,860
- 太好了,要喝啤酒嗎?
- 好

236
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,069
請自便

237
00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:30,329
謝謝

238
00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:35,083
我想知道更多那位畫家的事

239
00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:38,170
是我太太之前畫的

240
00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:39,630
她死了嗎?

241
00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:41,298
不,她離開我

242
00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:43,217
- 因為她死了嗎?
- 不是

243
00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:45,552
- 因為你用了過去式
- 沒有

244
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:49,306
聽著,凱切爾會買,但他會進行調查

245
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:52,809
你太太的家人發布了懸賞金

246
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:56,688
而且她在繪製藝術贗品,巴比,這水很深

247
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:58,440
叫我巴伯或羅伯

248
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,526
對,好

249
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,445
但這件事和藝術作品無關

250
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,614
他們只是想找到她

251
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,616
這和我們的交易有何關聯?

252
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:10,702
要把狗叫進來嗎?茱蒂

253
00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:14,414
過來,狗狗,快來...

254
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:18,210
聽著,我只是說...
對了,我希望她一切都好

255
00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:20,921
但如果她死了,這幅作品就更值錢了

256
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,467
我不認為贗品會因此增值

257
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,469
這就是藝術界愚蠢的地方

258
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:30,347
我們只想為了行銷多知道一些資訊,真的

259
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:36,854
當時出了一場意外

260
00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:40,691
那是一輛塔可餅餐車

261
00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:42,025
(KPVK電視台)

262
00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:43,110
(18個月前)

263
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,487
我的某位同事面臨私人問題

264
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:52,077
在我馬不停蹄的工作中
我沒注意到他不對勁

265
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:54,997
嘿,泡泡男,寫字板好看嗎?

266
00:15:57,749 --> 00:16:02,212
問你喔,你偶爾笑一下是會死嗎?

267
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,589
你懂我的意思嗎?

268
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:11,305
好,我要說句公道話,我整天都沒吃東西

269
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,682
在排隊嗎?

270
00:16:16,727 --> 00:16:18,020
你是巴伯史卡布羅

271
00:16:19,313 --> 00:16:22,983
你介意讓我插隊嗎?
我懷孕了,我得吃東西

272
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,278
妳的孕肚沒那麼大

273
00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:28,655
(三犬塔可餅)

274
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:29,865
- 你說什麼?
- 好

275
00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:32,826
不行,妳不能插隊

276
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:35,579
- 抱歉
- 我懷孕了,我得吃東西

277
00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:37,122
大家都得吃東西

278
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:39,041
- 我肚子裡有小孩
- 我知道懷孕的意思

279
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,375
看,他在上面

280
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,794
- 天啊
- 不,別跳

281
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:59,144
若你曾上過戰場
或許就有心理準備能面對這種創傷

282
00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:01,438
但我毫無防備

283
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:13,951
史卡布羅,你還好嗎?

284
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,161
史卡布羅

285
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:23,167
我陷入一種存在失序狀態

286
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:36,682
我需要休息一段時間
老實說,我整個人失了魂

287
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:41,603
你好

288
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:44,398
而且唐娜沒幫忙,真的完全沒幫上忙

289
00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:47,484
但是休假不代表變成無業遊民

290
00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:51,321
很遺憾發生這種事,很不幸

291
00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:54,283
我在想當他的眼鏡...

292
00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:56,869
天啊,對,也許你當時態度可以好一點

293
00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:58,954
- 也許你可以說聲你好
- 你好

294
00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:00,581
- 我有說你好
- 隨便啦

295
00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:03,333
我叫他“泡泡男”

296
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,960
好,那你挺友善的

297
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,254
我當時是在挖苦他

298
00:18:08,839 --> 00:18:12,009
寶貝,人生有很多要學
這隻可愛的小鳥是誰?

299
00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:13,510
然後他就死了

300
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,680
- 然後他就死了
- 好,巴伯,聽我說

301
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,016
有很多死人生前都跟你講過話,好嗎?

302
00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:20,017
你好

303
00:18:20,017 --> 00:18:21,685
你自怨自艾太久了

304
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:24,021
你要是不回去工作,就去看心理醫生

305
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:26,440
你這樣害我無法作畫

306
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,573
於是我求助於一位精神科醫師

307
00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:36,366
他治療受到創傷的患者

308
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:39,536
在療程中引導他們經歷幻覺

309
00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:52,257
那改變了我的人生,改變了我的整個觀點

310
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,096
劇烈的改變

311
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:10,984
巴伯

312
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,570
他們要你去攝影棚

313
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:18,575
歡迎回來,我們正在追蹤一則突發消息

314
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:20,285
我們將鏡頭轉到棕櫚泉

315
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:23,080
這裡有一個巨大的天坑坍塌

316
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,706
吞噬了一名遊客

317
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:27,584
艾莉西亞赫萊拉就在現場
她手上有突發消息的最新細節

318
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:29,503
艾莉西亞,妳對這起悲劇事件有何說明?

319
00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:32,089
等一下,等等...先等一下

320
00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:37,010
這是悲劇嗎?這有差嗎?

321
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:40,639
只是有人死掉而已,人都會死

322
00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:42,432
- 他在幹嘛?
- 他到底在幹嘛?

323
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:47,062
因為這一切都蠢爆了

324
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:49,898
唐娜不太能理解

325
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,859
好,我被開除了

326
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,069
對,我看到了

327
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:57,239
我們開香檳吧
我現在能做些有意義的事了

328
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:59,616
巴伯,什麼事?你要當全職嗑藥仔嗎?

329
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,702
那讓我有不同觀點

330
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:20,053
接下來的六個月有很深刻的影響

331
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,763
{\an8}我的感官變敏銳

332
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:22,848
{\an8}(一切都蠢爆了)

333
00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:28,020
{\an8}人們看到我在電視上的頓悟之後
開始來找我

334
00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:32,024
我想我給了他們希望

335
00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:33,775
一切都蠢爆了

336
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:37,613
格魯巴伯大師
精神上的痛苦是不是很蠢?

337
00:20:40,741 --> 00:20:42,284
一切都蠢爆了

338
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,953
我要喝咖啡

339
00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:49,124
- 一切都蠢爆了
- 謝謝

340
00:21:00,594 --> 00:21:01,762
(親愛的巴伯,去你的)

341
00:21:01,762 --> 00:21:04,097
(你說得對,一切都蠢爆了)

342
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:05,390
(尤其是你,唐娜留)

343
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,683
我已經變了

344
00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:13,732
而她沒有

345
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:20,781
很悲傷,對不對?

346
00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:24,868
人常常聽到一句話,伴侶會漸行漸遠

347
00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:29,790
我妻子終究受困在二次元的觀點內

348
00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:30,707
對

349
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:32,501
有一次,她像報喪女妖一樣對我尖叫

350
00:21:32,501 --> 00:21:33,585
嘿,兄弟

351
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:37,798
嘿,如果你需要聊聊
我要開一間氣功工作坊

352
00:21:37,798 --> 00:21:39,466
只屬於男人的安全空間

353
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:41,510
丹尼,現在是他在講話

354
00:21:42,386 --> 00:21:44,429
好,繼續,有一次怎樣?

355
00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:47,850
是透過自我意識
進行一段發現自我的追尋之旅嗎?

356
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,894
其實我挺需要有人投資的

357
00:21:51,687 --> 00:21:52,855
那隻狗不見了

358
00:21:52,855 --> 00:21:55,941
你是想開格魯巴伯大師氣功坊,還是...

359
00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:58,360
- 我們得找到那隻狗
- 靜默合夥人

360
00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,528
我有追隨者

361
00:21:59,528 --> 00:22:00,946
我再打給你

362
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:03,282
茱蒂...

363
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:05,492
茱蒂

364
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,161
茱蒂,狗狗,過來

365
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:13,292
- 茱蒂,過來,狗狗...
- 嘿...乖狗狗,過來

366
00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:16,170
- 過來,茱蒂
- 過來,狗狗,乖狗狗

367
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,213
過來,親愛的

368
00:22:21,967 --> 00:22:23,802
- 狗狗,過來
- 嘿,牠嘴裡叼著什麼?

369
00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:26,972
放開,茱蒂,放開...

370
00:22:26,972 --> 00:22:29,683
不管是什麼,都吞進去了,走吧

371
00:22:30,893 --> 00:22:32,644
你是要替敵人工作嗎?

372
00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:35,147
你剛才那樣簡直瘋了

373
00:22:35,147 --> 00:22:40,694
我正問到高潮迭起處,而你卻決定

374
00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:44,198
跟他籌措那間假氣功坊的創業基金

375
00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:46,283
小佩,那是個好機會

376
00:22:47,284 --> 00:22:49,494
丹尼,這又是你的另一個選擇嗎?

377
00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:53,999
不要再跟我講話了,再也不要

378
00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:56,001
真的嗎?我們要這樣?

379
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,713
狗狗,你沒事吧?看看你,你還好嗎?

380
00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:00,964
我剛才有大好機會

381
00:23:01,882 --> 00:23:04,218
我讓他上鉤,你卻讓他跑了

382
00:23:04,218 --> 00:23:07,387
- 那不是...好,好了
- 不,不要講話,好嗎?

383
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:09,765
現在我得找另一個辦法搞定他

384
00:23:09,765 --> 00:23:13,393
然後擋住那對父女檔殺手

385
00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:14,937
直到能領到懸賞金

386
00:23:14,937 --> 00:23:19,775
因為唐娜絕不可能拋下那隻該死的禿毛鳥

387
00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:23,153
我不知道妳要怎麼完成這件事

388
00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:25,572
這是你的新花招嗎?

389
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:28,867
- 好
- 首先,你毀了我整個計畫

390
00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:31,787
現在你又要消磨我的自信心

391
00:23:31,787 --> 00:23:34,081
妳幹嘛不打給凱切爾?或許他能幫妳

392
00:23:34,081 --> 00:23:35,832
你不是不提他的名字嗎?

393
00:23:35,832 --> 00:23:38,210
- 我不提他的名字
- 你剛才就提了

394
00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:42,756
- 我受不了那個討厭鬼,真是夠了
- 因為你想變成他那樣的人

395
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:46,093
真的嗎?我想變成一個
對妳超惡劣的爛人嗎?

396
00:23:46,093 --> 00:23:50,430
好,不行,我要在這裡建立人生
我不要你來搞砸一切

397
00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:51,515
好

398
00:23:52,349 --> 00:23:54,977
我清楚知道妳讓牠很不高興

399
00:23:55,644 --> 00:23:56,687
我要帶牠去看獸醫

400
00:23:56,687 --> 00:23:59,857
你負擔不起獸醫,過來,茱蒂

401
00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:02,359
天啊

402
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:04,194
狗狗,這樣好多了,對嗎?

403
00:24:06,113 --> 00:24:07,489
嘿,這什麼鬼東西?

404
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,537
是一根手指,天啊

405
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:19,626
乖狗狗

406
00:25:18,477 --> 00:25:20,479
字幕翻譯:陳彥含