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頂,你知道這筆錢可以點用嗎?

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我知,我可以贖返層樓

3
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唏,承認吧
這樣的尋回自我靈魂之旅很好玩

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是,想知甚麼叫好玩?

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我是史都華,請留言

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嗨,史都華,我是你家姐

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教你綁鞋帶

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- 教你踩單車那位大家姐
- 踩單車,對

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我告訴你

10
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你馬上會收到未來兩個月的租金

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不要替錢操心了,好嗎?

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好

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阿珮,有感覺嗎?

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這裏有過很多回憶

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像那次你把我的電話號碼
交給哥倫比亞販毒集團

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害我要躲在油站的廁所?多謝夾盛惠了

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阿珮,我選擇專注在美好時光
而不是傷心的過去

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- 一念之差
- 好

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- 車庫,好,走吧
- 頂

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- 丹尼,幫手,太重了,拿好
- 快點

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頂你,丹尼

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那是你最後一天,我明白的

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我不會再聽你講,因為我有...

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好,隨便你,我會...

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好了

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頂

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好,快點

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叻女

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我們寶刀未老,寶貝

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我還我,你還你

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(稀有硬幣)

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- 正衰人
- 別說了

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他出茅招,我有試過提你的

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含鎳量不可能像他說的那麼高

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- 他在我們面前做測試的
- 那測試簡直荒謬

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我點解會以為今次會不同?

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你說的兩萬五當然只值五千

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是,本來可以更多,但你不幫手講價

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你還在房子裏丟了一半的銀幣

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好嗎?

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躝上車

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《狂漠妙探》

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好,我把硬碟拖放到這裏

44
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你這些資料有做過備份嗎?

45
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甚麼意思?

46
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- 這裏搞得像國安局一樣呢
- 別跟他說話

47
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他狀態大勇

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這小子你哪裏找來的?

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超級市場

50
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- 他說你們都認識阿標
- 阿標是超市經理

51
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好,這筆錢是給你的

52
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雖然不多,但可以爭取一些時間

53
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順帶一提,我也不樂意送錢給人

54
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實在令我痛苦萬分

55
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我的按揭更加難以償還,但我會想辦法的

56
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但沒有未來就沒有辦法,我需要這段人生

57
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我們需要維持營運

58
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我全身的器官在阻止我送錢給人

59
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天啊,請你收下

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我會希望你拒絕嗎?

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當然,非常希望

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我極之不想把錢送給你,但你必須收下

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必須收下

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你搞甚麼?

65
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- 對不起
- 你令我很不安

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太感人了

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當我借給你吧,好嗎?10%利息

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10%?

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8%,給你低息優惠

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我要拆掂盤數

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這些錢一點也不夠用

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不過我很感動

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多謝你撐我

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好...我收走了

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好了,唏,別忘了今晚要到先鋒鎮開會

76
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那可是一單大生意

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等陣,你講真的?

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對,進展很順利

79
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我只差一點就能拿到當娜士嘉寶的賞金

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她九成九是死了

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她連隻心愛的禿頭鸚鵡都沒帶走

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算了,總之我知道自己在做甚麼,好嗎?

83
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好,我有件事要交給你處理

84
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一件真正的案件

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懷疑伴侶出軌

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我們還在搜集證據,不要動粗

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跟蹤她,有可疑就拍下來

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是的

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可是我不太想...

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阻礙女子追尋真愛

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- 我有事要忙
- 你開玩笑吧?

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我們有甚麼資格了解

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這位穿高圓領的女子,是否找到了真愛?

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我有甚麼資格...

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她穿吊帶褲?

96
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好吧,我是專業人士

97
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那是她的辦公室地址

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交給我

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不要動粗

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好,有時入三波會有難度,試多幾次就得

101
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- 可以直上四波
- 好,無問題

102
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但如果聽到高頻的喘聲
最好還是停車稍息

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- 明白
- 唏,謝謝你借部車給我

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我會小心駕駛,除非我被人跟蹤吧

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好

106
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聽我講,我不喜歡你和丹尼搞大龍鳳

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轉個頭,你們就會搞上

108
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不,已經搞埋?

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嘉露,我是女人,總會有需求

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但不會再有,我討厭他

111
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那你有甚麼事情要安排我做?

112
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只是監視目標

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有人懷疑老婆出軌,調查一下就行

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- 不要動粗
- 我點會無故動粗

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世事說不定的

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隨時做好準備

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她怎麼了?

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被罰不准出門,15歲,亂玩無人機

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還要陪你站在假的爛鬼西部小鎮

120
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唏,你知道我的後母是怎樣嗎?

121
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條法西斯八婆有著醜死的燙髮和假鼻

122
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她罵我胖,把我的生日蛋糕丟進垃圾桶

123
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嘉露很好人

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她不是你媽媽,但她已經很努力了

125
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她不是八婆

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好好尊重她

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我就快悶死

128
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歡迎來到悶蛋星球

129
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只有你不是悶蛋,你要發光發亮,知嗎?

130
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是,隨便吧

131
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好,加油,大放異彩

132
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你要把紋身遮起來

133
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沒事的,現在連老太婆都會紋身

134
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但不會把蜘蛛紋在頸上,遮起來吧

135
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好

136
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你戴著間諜眼鏡?

137
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你知我不戴眼鏡才會識穿

138
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你就像靚女版的政治人物

139
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不能帶茱迪

140
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我要帶牠,把眼鏡脫掉

141
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我需要它,眼鏡內置咪高峰

142
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- 我要證明他的惡行
- 這副爛鬼眼鏡

143
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太荒謬了,拜託

144
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丹尼,你點解只會想到把東西破壞?

145
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- 有了
- 我無言以對了

146
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這樣更好
沒有人會把監聽器放在狗隻身上

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茱迪,過來

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搞掂

149
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你睇睇

150
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由現在開始,茱迪會錄下所有對話

151
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他肯定想不到

152
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好...

153
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總之別讓牠令你分心,我會向你打眼色

154
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- 你會向我打眼色?
- 對

155
00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:09,174
唏,我最拿手拋窒人的騙局

156
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- 過來
- 我不想跟你爭論

157
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- 我們要遲到了
- 對了,乖女

158
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- 上車,茱迪,乖女
- 來吧,茱迪,小心個監聽器

159
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對,嗨,坐好

160
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講開又講,拋窒人的騙局是我想出來的

161
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你以為點解叫拋窒人?

162
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我拋窒亞菲度,令他乖乖付錢

163
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你搞甚麼?你要化妝給誰看?

164
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冷靜,等我打眼色

165
00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:08,317
阿卜,這位是卡查的助手,丹尼士先生

166
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,574
你介不介意讓我搜身?

167
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,914
我不知道你聽說過甚麼,老友

168
00:10:21,914 --> 00:10:25,042
但我是藝術顧問

169
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我點會隨身帶槍?

170
00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:28,795
大家斯文人,冷靜點

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抱歉,但必須先進行搜身

172
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:46,355
先生,今天畫作成交與否
都是由我話事的

173
00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:52,027
我都要?

174
00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:59,326
好,不如調轉,到我搜你,好嗎?

175
00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:03,872
好,是這裏了

176
00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:07,042
- 我未搜完
- 你剃了腳毛

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00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:10,462
好...夠了

178
00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:12,047
- 好,搜完
- 好

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好

180
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:16,635
既然要搜,不如連隻狗都搜埋?

181
00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:22,391
隨便你

182
00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:27,271
幫隻狗搜身

183
00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:31,233
- 幾好笑
- 進去吧

184
00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:32,943
- 好
- 唏

185
00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:36,071
搞甚麼?你們有路?

186
00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:46,748
他眼光獨到

187
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:49,293
卡查在北美的所有買賣都由他過目

188
00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:53,505
用色非常好

189
00:11:54,590 --> 00:11:57,092
最令我心動的是那些筆觸

190
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是,典型的印象派作品

191
00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:00,721
它不是印象派的畫作

192
00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:02,806
他用上了結構性筆觸

193
00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:05,851
屬於後印象派

194
00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:06,935
也就是這幅畫

195
00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,855
認真?要在這裏拗?

196
00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:12,858
我要打個電話,可否...

197
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好

198
00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:18,614
講明先,這幅畫作

199
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是贗品

200
00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,788
不...

201
00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:30,709
不,不可能

202
00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:33,504
放鬆,唏,他不介意的

203
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:37,341
你知道大都會藝術博物館有多少贗品嗎?

204
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,551
沒錯,連他們都數不清

205
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不,幅畫是偷來的

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- 但目前掛在我家的牆上...
- 阿卜,那是假畫

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沒事,我們知道的

208
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但它是我見過最能以假亂真的贗品

209
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:55,651
藝術界有半數收藏品都是贗品

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誰畫的?

211
00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:04,326
- 可以讓狗狗在外面等嗎?
- 不,牠經過室內訓練

212
00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:07,412
正講得興起,背後的大師是誰?

213
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,580
我有其他買家的

214
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:12,167
就算是假畫,卡查應該也會很喜歡

215
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:15,921
我樂意在週五前以一百萬美元現金售出

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好,成交

217
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:22,177
唏

218
00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:24,555
那這位假畫天才是誰?

219
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,061
可以帶隻狗出去嗎?

220
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,729
對,可以帶牠出去嗎?

221
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,568
我們傾緊偈,你帶不行嗎?

222
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:43,323
過來,茱迪,快點

223
00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:46,910
珮姬雖然是個美人

224
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:49,121
但也很難搞

225
00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:51,790
她有自己的煩惱,但還是人美心善的

226
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,834
我們在紐約拍過拖

227
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:57,421
她那時候還在賣大麻

228
00:13:57,421 --> 00:13:59,882
唏...現在不是拍傾談節目

229
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:03,218
對,我今晚聯絡卡查

230
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:06,555
佛羅倫斯現在幾點?我要影張相

231
00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:08,849
不...不准拍照,我會把目錄發給你

232
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:09,933
你點解還要打電話?

233
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:11,935
你不是來核准交易嗎?我週五就要錢

234
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:15,314
你不用講幾次,老友,週五交收

235
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:19,860
- 好,飲啤酒嗎?
- 飲

236
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,069
你們自便

237
00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:30,329
謝謝

238
00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:35,083
我想認識一下那位畫家

239
00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:38,170
她是我老婆

240
00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:39,630
所以死了?

241
00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:41,298
不,她離開我了

242
00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:43,217
- 離世那種?
- 不是

243
00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:45,552
- 你說她離開你了
- 不是

244
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:49,306
卡查會買畫,但同時會起底

245
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:52,809
你老婆的家人發出了賞金

246
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:56,688
她原來有偽造畫作,太神秘了,卜仔

247
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:58,440
是阿卜或羅卜

248
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,526
是,對的

249
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,445
但那跟畫作無關

250
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,614
他們只想找到她的下落

251
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,616
你們買畫點解要問東問西?

252
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:10,702
要把狗叫進來嗎?茱迪

253
00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:14,414
乖狗狗,進來

254
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:18,210
只是...話說在前,我希望她前程似錦

255
00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:20,921
要是她死了,畫作就會更加值錢

256
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,467
畫假畫的人應該不會同樣死後出名

257
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,469
藝術界就是這麼黐線

258
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:30,347
我們只想了解多點,好做宣傳

259
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:36,854
有一場...

260
00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:40,691
墨西哥夾餅車事件

261
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,110
(18個月前)

262
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,487
我有位同事有些個人煩惱

263
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:52,077
而忙碌的我卻一點都沒注意到

264
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:54,997
唏,老友,寫字板好用嗎?

265
00:15:57,749 --> 00:16:02,212
其實你偶爾微笑一下會死嗎?

266
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,589
明嗎?

267
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:11,305
事先聲明,我當日整天沒吃飯

268
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,682
這裏排隊嗎?

269
00:16:16,727 --> 00:16:18,020
你是卜士嘉寶

270
00:16:19,313 --> 00:16:22,983
可以讓我插隊嗎?我是大肚婆,就快餓暈

271
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,278
你大肚與我何干?

272
00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:28,655
(墨西哥夾餅車)

273
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:29,865
- 甚麼?
- 好了

274
00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:32,826
你不能插隊

275
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:35,579
- 抱歉了
- 我是大肚婆,就快餓暈

276
00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:37,122
大家都肚餓

277
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:39,041
- 我不吃,胎兒也要吃
- 知了,大肚婆

278
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,375
他在天台

279
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,794
- 弊傢伙
- 不,別跳

280
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:59,144
如果人有戰鬥經驗
或會對這種創傷有心理準備

281
00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:01,438
但我毫無防備

282
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:13,951
士嘉寶,你還好嗎?

283
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,161
士嘉寶

284
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:23,167
我不斷反覆思考存在的意義

285
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:36,682
我需要休息,我完全沒辦法工作

286
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:41,603
你好

287
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:44,398
而當娜卻沒有安撫我

288
00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:47,484
你請長假,不代表可以無所事事

289
00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:51,321
他是很可憐,實屬不幸

290
00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:54,283
當時他副眼鏡...

291
00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:56,869
救命,是,你或者可以態度好一點

292
00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:58,954
- 或者向他打聲招呼
- 你好

293
00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:00,581
- 我有打招呼
- 是但吧

294
00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:03,333
我還叫他“老友”

295
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,960
好,那你已經友善待人了

296
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,254
我刻意挖苦他

297
00:18:08,839 --> 00:18:12,009
經一事、長一智,老公
誰是最乖的鸚鵡?

298
00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:13,510
轉個頭就自殺了

299
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,680
- 他轉個頭就自殺了
- 夠了,阿卜,你知嗎?

300
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,016
你可能跟很多死人打過招呼,好嗎?

301
00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:20,017
你好

302
00:18:20,017 --> 00:18:21,685
你消沉太久了

303
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:24,021
你不回去工作,就去睇心理醫生

304
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:26,440
你這樣害我沒辦法專心畫畫

305
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,573
於是我找了一位心理醫生

306
00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:36,366
專門幫人走出陰霾

307
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:39,536
透過引導式幻覺治療

308
00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:52,257
它改變了我,改變了我對世事的看法

309
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,096
令我大開眼界

310
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:10,984
阿卜

311
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,570
電視台需要你

312
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:18,575
歡迎收看,我們目前在跟進一宗突發新聞

313
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:20,285
馬上帶大家直擊棕櫚泉市中心

314
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:23,080
據報那裏發生大型地陷

315
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,706
有遊客跌落坑了

316
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:27,584
亞莉莎夏華人在現場
掌握目前的最新狀況

317
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:29,503
亞莉莎,這場悲劇有甚麼新進展?

318
00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:32,089
等陣...且慢

319
00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:37,010
這是悲劇?根本無關痛癢

320
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:40,639
生離死別好平常,人總有一死

321
00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:42,432
- 他搞邊科?
- 食錯藥?

322
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:47,062
因為萬物蠢到爆

323
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:49,898
當娜不明白我

324
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,859
我被炒魷魚了

325
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,069
是,我見到

326
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:57,239
開支香檳慶祝
我終於能開始做富有意義的事了

327
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:59,616
阿卜,甚麼事?你要做全職道友?

328
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,702
它令我眼界大開

329
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:20,053
之後六個月,我沉醉於其中

330
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,763
{\an8}令我眼光獨到

331
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:22,848
{\an8}(萬物蠢到爆)

332
00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:28,020
{\an8}我在電視上的醒悟
似乎讓不少人登門拜師

333
00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:32,024
我給予他們希望

334
00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:33,775
萬物蠢到爆

335
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:37,613
卜大師,心理痛楚也蠢到爆嗎?

336
00:20:40,741 --> 00:20:42,284
萬物蠢到爆

337
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,953
我要飲咖啡

338
00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:49,124
- 萬物蠢到爆
- 謝謝

339
00:21:00,594 --> 00:21:01,762
(親愛的阿卜,仆街死吧)

340
00:21:01,762 --> 00:21:04,097
(你說得對,萬物蠢到爆)

341
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:05,390
(尤其是你,當娜上)

342
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,683
我改變了

343
00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:13,732
但她沒有變

344
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:20,781
很悲哀,對吧?

345
00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:24,868
常言道,愛侶會漸行漸遠

346
00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:29,790
說到底,我妻子只是現實的奴隸

347
00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:30,707
是

348
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:32,501
有一次,她對我放聲大罵...

349
00:21:32,501 --> 00:21:33,585
唏,老友

350
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:37,798
唏,若你需要找人傾訴
我打算開氣功學院

351
00:21:37,798 --> 00:21:39,466
可以放心傾談,只限男性加入

352
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:41,510
人家在講話,丹尼

353
00:21:42,386 --> 00:21:44,429
好,繼續講,有一次怎麼了?

354
00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:47,850
自我體悟的旅程,通過自我,活出真我?

355
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,894
我需要找投資者

356
00:21:51,687 --> 00:21:52,855
隻狗不見了

357
00:21:52,855 --> 00:21:55,941
店名打算叫卜大師氣功抑或...

358
00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:58,360
- 我們要搵返隻狗
- 幕後金主

359
00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,528
我有不少追隨者

360
00:21:59,528 --> 00:22:00,946
再聯絡

361
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:03,282
茱迪

362
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:05,492
茱迪

363
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,161
回來吧,茱迪

364
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:13,292
- 茱迪,回來吧,乖女
- 唏...乖狗狗,回來

365
00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:16,170
- 別跑,茱迪
- 回來吧,乖女

366
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,213
來吧,乖女

367
00:22:21,967 --> 00:22:23,802
- 過來吧
- 唏,她口裏叼著甚麼?

368
00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:26,972
放低,茱迪,放低...

369
00:22:26,972 --> 00:22:29,683
不管是甚麼,牠吞落肚了

370
00:22:30,893 --> 00:22:32,644
你是不是來搞事的?

371
00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:35,147
你剛才太誇張了

372
00:22:35,147 --> 00:22:40,694
計劃馬上要成功,結果你一直講自己的事

373
00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:44,198
想搵投資者開氣功學院

374
00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:46,283
阿珮,機會擺在眼前

375
00:22:47,284 --> 00:22:49,494
丹尼,你不會看時機?

376
00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:53,999
以後不要再跟我說話,我不想理你了

377
00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:56,001
認真?有必要這樣嗎?

378
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,713
乖女,你沒事吧?

379
00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:00,964
我只有一次機會

380
00:23:01,882 --> 00:23:04,218
他就快上釣,你卻一下子破壞了

381
00:23:04,218 --> 00:23:07,387
- 那不...好了
- 不,你不要說話,知嗎?

382
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:09,765
現在我要另找方法騙他

383
00:23:09,765 --> 00:23:13,393
同時想辦法搞掂那對父女檔殺手

384
00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:14,937
拖到拎到賞金為止

385
00:23:14,937 --> 00:23:19,775
因為當娜是不可能把禿頭鸚鵡留下的

386
00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:23,153
我不知道你打算點成事

387
00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:25,572
這是你的新招嗎?

388
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:28,867
- 好了
- 首先把原來的計劃搞禍

389
00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:31,787
然後貶低我的自信

390
00:23:31,787 --> 00:23:34,081
不如你打給卡查吧,或許他會幫得上忙

391
00:23:34,081 --> 00:23:35,832
你不是不想提起他嗎?

392
00:23:35,832 --> 00:23:38,210
- 我是不想提起
- 你剛才提了

393
00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:42,756
- 我受不了那條粉腸,拜託
- 因為你比不上他

394
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:46,093
是嗎?我比不上把你當成垃圾的賤精?

395
00:23:46,093 --> 00:23:50,430
夠了,我想建立事業,我不需要你搞破壞

396
00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:51,515
是

397
00:23:52,349 --> 00:23:54,977
你害牠焦躁不安了

398
00:23:55,644 --> 00:23:56,687
我要帶牠睇獸醫

399
00:23:56,687 --> 00:23:59,857
你看不起獸醫,過來,茱迪

400
00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:02,359
天啊

401
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:04,194
舒服很多了,是吧?

402
00:24:06,113 --> 00:24:07,489
唏,這是甚麼鬼?

403
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,537
是根手指,天啊

404
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:19,626
叻女

405
00:25:18,477 --> 00:25:20,479
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