1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,095 --> 00:00:12,012 ["Anya" by Rayge Smith] 4 00:01:53,809 --> 00:01:56,246 [music fades] 5 00:01:56,290 --> 00:01:59,031 [carnival drums playing] 6 00:01:59,075 --> 00:02:01,817 [applause] 7 00:02:02,818 --> 00:02:04,080 [street preacher] Thank you. 8 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,778 You are applauding yourselves. 9 00:02:06,822 --> 00:02:09,085 I want you to spin the world map and I want you to stop it. 10 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,827 And you look at that nation, and it's Africa. 11 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:13,568 And it's shaped like the question mark, 12 00:02:13,611 --> 00:02:16,527 but the thing is, it's Africa that has all the answers. 13 00:02:16,571 --> 00:02:19,095 Africa is the motherland. 14 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:22,664 It is where all of God's creations were given life. 15 00:02:22,707 --> 00:02:26,494 Don't... Don't be fooled by the white pigmentation. 16 00:02:26,537 --> 00:02:29,018 I am, we all are... 17 00:02:29,975 --> 00:02:32,978 Black and African by creation! 18 00:02:33,022 --> 00:02:35,677 -[cheering] -This is a thank you for feeling this. 19 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:37,374 [cheering and applause] 20 00:02:37,418 --> 00:02:39,550 [laughs hysterically] Yes! 21 00:02:39,594 --> 00:02:41,639 [indistinct chatter] 22 00:02:41,683 --> 00:02:45,208 [up-tempo hip-hop music] 23 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:47,471 There's a "help wanted" sign outside. You guys hiring? 24 00:02:47,515 --> 00:02:49,212 Oh, yeah. Position's been filled. 25 00:02:49,256 --> 00:02:51,475 -[kisses teeth] Whatever, yo. -Hun, it ain't like that. 26 00:02:51,519 --> 00:02:52,563 Like what? 27 00:02:54,913 --> 00:02:57,002 All right. Hey, hey. I'm gonna need you to reach in 28 00:02:57,046 --> 00:02:59,048 that register right now, and grab me that money. 29 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:02,312 -[guns cocking] -You little shit. 30 00:03:02,356 --> 00:03:05,533 [hurried footsteps] 31 00:03:05,576 --> 00:03:08,188 [tense dramatic music] 32 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:10,102 [gun charging up] 33 00:03:10,146 --> 00:03:12,366 I didn't go through 37 hours of labor, 34 00:03:12,409 --> 00:03:15,107 just to have some crackhead threaten my livelihood 35 00:03:15,151 --> 00:03:16,065 and my baby. 36 00:03:21,549 --> 00:03:23,246 Make America great again! 37 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:25,596 [all] Yeah! 38 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:28,512 [cheering and shouting] 39 00:03:28,556 --> 00:03:30,253 [gun powering down] 40 00:03:30,297 --> 00:03:35,650 [distant sirens] 41 00:03:35,693 --> 00:03:37,260 [hurried footsteps] 42 00:03:37,304 --> 00:03:39,871 Oh, Come on. Hey, come on, man! Ah, sh-- 43 00:03:43,135 --> 00:03:45,137 Oh, my God! I knew you was gonna come here, man. 44 00:03:45,181 --> 00:03:47,662 How you doing, man? So, you brought the homies with you, man? 45 00:03:47,705 --> 00:03:51,535 I got my homies, but do you have my money? My $10,000? 46 00:03:51,579 --> 00:03:54,930 -You know I'm good for it, man. You know I-- -I gave you plenty time. 47 00:03:54,973 --> 00:03:57,324 I borrowed you when you came out of prison, 48 00:03:57,367 --> 00:04:00,414 and your mother was sick, and needed medicine. 49 00:04:00,457 --> 00:04:01,893 And I'm your friend. 50 00:04:03,895 --> 00:04:05,288 Look, I'm a convicted felon. They're not hiring convicted felons out here. 51 00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:07,072 -Get my money back from him. -Oh, come on, man. 52 00:04:07,116 --> 00:04:09,379 -We're supposed to be cool. -You think I'm a bank? 53 00:04:09,423 --> 00:04:11,076 I got an idea. I got an idea. 54 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:12,948 I just started my GoFundMe account. 55 00:04:12,991 --> 00:04:15,255 All right? All these white folks gonna put mad money in there, 56 00:04:15,298 --> 00:04:17,082 to ship my Black ass back to Africa, man. 57 00:04:17,126 --> 00:04:18,388 And all of it can go to you. 58 00:04:19,389 --> 00:04:22,218 -Right? See! -I will donate. 59 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:25,047 This is the stupidest idea I ever heard. 60 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:27,136 The stupidest idea he's ever heard. 61 00:04:27,179 --> 00:04:28,703 Just give me two weeks and I'll get your money. 62 00:04:28,746 --> 00:04:30,444 -I promise you. Just two weeks. -[hard thud] 63 00:04:30,487 --> 00:04:32,054 [groans] 64 00:04:32,924 --> 00:04:34,578 Two days, man. Just two days. 65 00:04:34,622 --> 00:04:36,014 -I'll give it in two days. -[hard thud] 66 00:04:36,058 --> 00:04:37,451 [groans] 67 00:04:37,494 --> 00:04:39,279 Hold up. One second, one second. 68 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:41,019 Okay, sir. One second up. 69 00:04:41,063 --> 00:04:43,457 Well, I ain't mean one second. I mean, give me a second. 70 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:44,719 I'll give you two days. 71 00:04:45,937 --> 00:04:47,896 Two days, you bring me my money. 72 00:04:47,939 --> 00:04:49,332 Or we have a big problem. 73 00:04:51,856 --> 00:04:53,205 Big problem. 74 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:57,775 You came by yourself, I would have whipped your butt. 75 00:04:57,819 --> 00:04:59,211 You say something? 76 00:04:59,255 --> 00:05:01,605 [groans] No, man. I ain't say nothing, man. 77 00:05:01,649 --> 00:05:02,519 Okay. 78 00:05:04,347 --> 00:05:06,001 [groans] 79 00:05:06,044 --> 00:05:08,264 Fake-ass motherfucker, I can't stand these things. 80 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,744 You say something? 81 00:05:09,787 --> 00:05:11,876 Nothing, man. I ain't say nothing! 82 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:16,098 I think you insult me, with your mind. 83 00:05:16,141 --> 00:05:17,752 I said you was a nice guy. 84 00:05:17,795 --> 00:05:19,275 Vladimir! Sergei! 85 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,885 Why you gotta call them back, man? 86 00:05:23,975 --> 00:05:25,803 Tell me the truth. 87 00:05:26,761 --> 00:05:28,502 I said you need... 88 00:05:28,545 --> 00:05:30,373 Need to wipe that... 89 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:32,462 Wipe that... [mutters] 90 00:05:32,506 --> 00:05:34,682 ...corny-ass smile off your face every time you talk. 91 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:37,511 What smile? 92 00:05:38,947 --> 00:05:40,905 -That one right there! -You-- that is not a smile. 93 00:05:40,949 --> 00:05:43,081 You hurt my feelings. 94 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:44,822 You think I like to live with this smile? 95 00:05:44,866 --> 00:05:46,302 It is affliction. 96 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,130 My mother born me with this. 97 00:05:50,915 --> 00:05:52,526 Get out. 98 00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:55,790 [whimsical music] 99 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:57,661 Send my love to your Grams. 100 00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:05,539 Look, what you need to do is get your behind up, and go get you a job. 101 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:08,193 I'm about tired of this. I know what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna cut your food off, 102 00:06:08,237 --> 00:06:10,326 'cause you stuck on stupid. 103 00:06:11,327 --> 00:06:13,808 And while you're back there, roll me one of them blunts. 104 00:06:13,851 --> 00:06:15,462 Gonna give me a heart attack. 105 00:06:15,505 --> 00:06:17,072 You know I got the sugar. 106 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:19,291 I need something to calm my nerves down. 107 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:22,643 -[car horns honking] -Yo, Patel. Where you going, bro? 108 00:06:22,686 --> 00:06:25,341 Oh, I'm going back home, man. Trump is now president, 109 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,604 and they're accusing people for voting illegally. 110 00:06:27,648 --> 00:06:30,041 I don't want to get deported to Pakistan. 111 00:06:30,085 --> 00:06:32,392 -But you're Indian! -They don't know the difference! 112 00:06:32,435 --> 00:06:35,438 If I get deported to Pakistan, I'll be beheaded. 113 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:39,486 -I'm not Muslim. I'm Hindu! -Bro, the wall is not for Indians! 114 00:06:39,529 --> 00:06:42,750 -I have to rush. I have to go, bro. -Yo, at least let me get you 115 00:06:42,793 --> 00:06:44,926 -a suitcase, you can't go to India with a Glad bag! -Oh, man. 116 00:06:44,969 --> 00:06:46,797 Thanks for that, but I don't need you, bro. 117 00:06:46,841 --> 00:06:48,669 -Take care, bye! -But what about our Jim Magello party? 118 00:06:48,712 --> 00:06:51,498 -Oh, see you! Good luck, bro! -Bro, our Jim Magello party! 119 00:06:51,541 --> 00:06:55,153 [Patel] Come on, man. I'll be beheaded! Bye! 120 00:06:55,197 --> 00:06:57,634 Yo, can you believe that Patel's going back to India, man? 121 00:06:57,678 --> 00:07:00,420 -That's crazy, man. All my Mexican friends are leaving. -Ain't it? 122 00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:03,292 -But he's Indian. -Ah, man. You know I can't tell the difference... [chuckles] 123 00:07:03,335 --> 00:07:06,208 -You cannot be that ignorant. -Hey, let's roll out, man. You know what I'm saying? 124 00:07:06,251 --> 00:07:08,558 -Get some hoops! -My grandma putting all this pressure on me 125 00:07:08,602 --> 00:07:11,213 to get this job, but I think I got it, bro. 126 00:07:11,256 --> 00:07:13,389 Right here, we're gonna be Africans. 127 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:16,087 -We're going to be Africans? -Man, I promise you. Go find Peewee. 128 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:17,915 I shall find Peewee. I'll be back. 129 00:07:17,959 --> 00:07:19,700 -All right, bro. -Good job. 130 00:07:19,743 --> 00:07:21,092 [Sebastian] Africa needs you! 131 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:23,486 Africa! Africa! 132 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:25,793 ["Imou yélé iyélé" by Chamack Camara] 133 00:07:25,836 --> 00:07:29,405 Africa! Africa! It's a magical place. 134 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,276 South Africa needs you. 135 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:33,931 Ladies and gentlemen of the Earth... 136 00:07:33,975 --> 00:07:35,977 look at my brothers. 137 00:07:36,020 --> 00:07:38,806 Africa is in dire need of money right now. 138 00:07:38,849 --> 00:07:41,983 My brother hasn't ate in four days. 139 00:07:42,026 --> 00:07:45,203 He only eats on Thursdays. 140 00:07:45,247 --> 00:07:48,076 His inside is now outside. 141 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,036 Oh, thank you, my sister. 142 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,560 Thank you very much. 143 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:57,302 [mumbles] 144 00:07:57,346 --> 00:07:58,826 [singing] ♪ Need your money 145 00:07:58,869 --> 00:08:01,045 ♪ Africa, we need your money 146 00:08:01,089 --> 00:08:02,960 ♪ Nigga, you need to move on 147 00:08:03,004 --> 00:08:04,701 Nigga, get out of here. 148 00:08:04,745 --> 00:08:06,703 [nonsense singing] 149 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:08,531 Africa! 150 00:08:08,575 --> 00:08:10,054 Ah, can I get a hug? 151 00:08:10,098 --> 00:08:12,535 -Africa needs clothes. -Ah, thank you. 152 00:08:12,579 --> 00:08:14,668 -Oh, oh. -Yes, we need hug. 153 00:08:14,711 --> 00:08:16,974 -Man, we need some help. -My African sister. 154 00:08:17,018 --> 00:08:19,324 Please help Africa, my sister. 155 00:08:19,368 --> 00:08:21,979 -On the behalf of Africa. -Ah, thank you. 156 00:08:22,023 --> 00:08:24,286 -Africa needs you. -Oh, what would Jesus do? 157 00:08:24,329 --> 00:08:26,941 -Africa! -[all] Africa! 158 00:08:26,984 --> 00:08:28,420 What are your names? 159 00:08:28,464 --> 00:08:31,728 Uh, my name is Mbugelolo. 160 00:08:31,772 --> 00:08:33,643 -Drankemlo... [chuckles] -Yes. 161 00:08:33,687 --> 00:08:36,559 My name is Gorilla Mandingo. 162 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:39,867 Gorilla Mandingo, boom! 163 00:08:39,910 --> 00:08:41,477 [all laugh] 164 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:44,524 I am Mbap Longschlong. 165 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:48,049 -Mbak Longschlam... [chuckles] -Yes, yes. Very good. 166 00:08:49,703 --> 00:08:52,662 You know, you're not gonna believe this, 167 00:08:52,706 --> 00:08:57,624 but I used to have a lot of strong African lovers, 168 00:08:57,667 --> 00:09:00,104 -back in my day. -[Peewee] Oh! 169 00:09:00,148 --> 00:09:02,585 Oh, tell him all about that! 170 00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:05,414 No, he's lying. He lies. 171 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:09,070 Africans are special, 172 00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:10,637 if you know what I mean? 173 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:13,509 Especially from the motherland. 174 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:16,251 I can give you more. 175 00:09:16,294 --> 00:09:19,776 -Wh-- what? -Yes. What do you think? 176 00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:22,083 -Discu-- discuss it with my colleague. -Oh, thank you. Yes. 177 00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:24,302 -No-- what? What? -Please. 178 00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:26,914 -Oh, hi. Um-- -[woman] You're my man? 179 00:09:27,871 --> 00:09:30,395 I really have to get back to the ship. 180 00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:31,527 -To the ship? -Yes. 181 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:32,702 -We-- we must go. -Okay. 182 00:09:35,139 --> 00:09:39,753 [singing in foreign language] 183 00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:43,495 We are starving. I lost my legs, because I have no food. 184 00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:45,802 I have no food. Thank you. Thank you. 185 00:09:45,846 --> 00:09:48,849 [speaks in foreign language] 186 00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:50,633 Thank you. Africa needs you. 187 00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:52,200 Oh, love. Love. So much. 188 00:09:52,243 --> 00:09:55,551 [singing in foreign language] 189 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,074 Drop that back in the bag, nigga. 190 00:09:57,118 --> 00:09:58,598 Put it back in the bag, nigga. 191 00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:00,425 Put it in the bag, my nigga... [chuckles] 192 00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:02,384 [singing in foreign language] 193 00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:05,039 Black people never give back to the Black people. 194 00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:07,215 This is the problem with the America. 195 00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:08,912 Africa loves you. 196 00:10:08,956 --> 00:10:10,827 -Please, give to Africa. -You, I know you. 197 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:13,047 -No, don't. No, I am African. -You're not African. 198 00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:15,615 -You are not African... [inaudible] -You are rubbish! I tell you-- 199 00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,704 Hey, hey! Hey, nigga! What the-- 200 00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:18,879 Hey, nigga! 201 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,621 Hey! Hey! 202 00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:26,756 [train rumbles] 203 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:29,498 -[Grams] What is Mount St. Helens? -[electronic beeping] 204 00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:32,762 I said, "What is Mount St. Helens?" 205 00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:35,025 [footsteps approaching] 206 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:37,114 -Grandma, we're done here. You sipping on that lean again? -What is-- 207 00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:38,986 Don't worry about what I'm sipping on, boy. 208 00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:40,770 [distant sirens] 209 00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:43,425 What is Mount Olympus? 210 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:44,905 [fridge door slams] 211 00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:47,124 Now he's slamming stuff. He better count up. 212 00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:51,738 -What is Mount Vesuvius? -Give me that. 213 00:10:51,781 --> 00:10:53,740 -Oh, snap! Give me my stuff back! -Here, take this. 214 00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:56,699 I don't want this. What the hell is this green stuff? 215 00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,222 That's Gorilla Life, okay? 216 00:10:58,266 --> 00:11:00,050 -Gorilla Life? -Yes. 217 00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:01,704 -It's a real healthy drink for you. -Chlorophyll? 218 00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,663 No. Hell, no. Chlorophyll drink. 219 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,665 Round about your age, you need to be drinking real healthy, okay? 220 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,449 -Now, drink that for me. -Don't worry about my damn age. 221 00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:09,930 Last time I looked, I was a grown-ass woman, 222 00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:12,933 and I don't want to drink no chlorophyll drink. Is this gonna 223 00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:15,544 -make my shit green? -No, Ma. It's not gonna make your stuff green. 224 00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:18,068 -How do you know? -Matter of fact, check your blood sugar while you're at it. 225 00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:20,680 I'm not checking my blood sugar. I'm tired of this. 226 00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:22,551 -Child, I'm tired-- I-- -Grandma, you gotta do it everyday. 227 00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:23,987 Let me tell you what I got to do. 228 00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:26,250 I got to stay Black, die and pay taxes, 229 00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:29,123 and I'm gonna figure out how not to die and pay taxes, Goddammit! 230 00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:32,387 And if I wanted to be pricked, I'd go get me some damn Viagra, 231 00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:35,390 and walk my slaphappy ass down to the senior citizens center. 232 00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:38,306 Let them prick me. How about that, buddy? 233 00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:39,742 Can you please check this blood sugar? 234 00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:41,570 You check and I'll give you your lean back. 235 00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:44,051 You know what, you about getting on my damn nerves. 236 00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:47,489 I'll check my blood sugar. I will check my blood sugar. 237 00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:48,708 [sharp click] 238 00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:49,970 Ow... [kisses teeth] 239 00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:54,365 -You happy now? 158. 158. -I'm happy. 240 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:56,759 -Now, can I have my lean back? -No, drink that healthy juice. 241 00:11:56,803 --> 00:12:00,894 -Right there. -Goddamnit, I want to slap this upside your Black-ass head. 242 00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,460 Gorilla Life... 243 00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:03,940 [water rushing] 244 00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:05,899 I'm telling you, yesterday, when I came here, 245 00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:08,205 this park looked like-- look... 246 00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:10,077 Hey, there's a white man, right there. 247 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,774 Hey, wait, that's the owner of that series. That's a whi-- 248 00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:14,385 -that's a rich white man, right there. -Okay... 249 00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:16,605 That's not bad. That's not bad. We got one over here. 250 00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:17,824 [tense dramatic music] 251 00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:19,695 [Charlie] This park is empty! 252 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,349 [Peewee] Listen to me. I swear to you. Yesterday, 253 00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:23,394 when I came here, it looked like Orange County. 254 00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:26,093 It was like, white people, far as you can see. 255 00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:27,790 -It looked like a Trump rally. -[sirens wailing] 256 00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:30,184 -See, where they at now? -I don't know... [stutters] 257 00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:32,229 -Maybe they ain't up yet. -What do you mean? 258 00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:34,579 White folks are the first to get up, man. They jogging at six A.M. 259 00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:37,408 [Charlie] Why you wasting my time, man? I could be at home whacking off. 260 00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:39,541 [Sebastian] And you know he takes his whacking off seriously, man. 261 00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:41,412 If he don't drain that lizard, you know how he be acting. 262 00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:43,458 [Peewee] Why y'all yelling at me? I found the last park, 263 00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:45,590 the lady gave us some money. True, y'all ain't found nothing. 264 00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:47,636 Y'all keep yelling, but you find your own damn park. 265 00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:52,293 -Sensitive. -And then y'all always hoping that he yelling at me, 266 00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:54,817 like it's my fault and I ain't seen y'all do nothing. 267 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:57,428 [tense African music] 268 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:07,874 Your Highness, we are so pleased to have found you. 269 00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:15,098 [hysterical laughter] 270 00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:18,188 Your Majesty, I am Dr. Zulu Zokoye, 271 00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:20,103 diviner and Priestess. 272 00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:22,279 Pardon our intrusion, Your Majesty. 273 00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:25,195 But the King has died and... 274 00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:27,415 the Oracle demands your presence. 275 00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:32,072 -[hysterical laughter] -They've got stories with it. 276 00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:34,248 -[Sebastian] These boys are good, man. -[Peewee] Wait, wait, look. 277 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,727 [Sebastian] We got to step our game up, man. 278 00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:37,425 He got them gladiator boots on. 279 00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:38,861 [hysterical laughter] 280 00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,645 He got that Air Jerusalem. 281 00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,822 [hysterical laughter] 282 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,259 Oh, listen, man. Obviously, y'all take this look 283 00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:47,435 way too serious than we are, but y'all can have this park. 284 00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:48,697 -Ain't no white people here anyway. -Yeah. 285 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,177 [speaking nonsense language] 286 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:52,179 Them shoes are killing me, though. 287 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:53,745 The state ain't coming down, nigga. 288 00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:55,704 -[hysterical laughter] -Leave it a second. 289 00:13:56,748 --> 00:14:00,361 [hysterical laughter] 290 00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:03,364 [up-tempo hip-hop music] 291 00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:07,716 [guns cocking] 292 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,417 [engine rumbles] 293 00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:15,158 [Dimitri] Turn crappy music off. 294 00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:18,118 [music and engine fall silent] 295 00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:22,296 Hey, Sebastian. You don't run away from me. 296 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:27,257 I tell you not to mess with me, but you don't listen, huh? 297 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,130 Vladimir, you know what to do. 298 00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:32,045 -[guns cocking] -Oh, hey! Oh, oh. 299 00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:33,873 [Wahab] Are you okay, Your Majesty? 300 00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:35,918 Who? 301 00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,747 [tense African music] 302 00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:43,273 Man, that's those nutcases that keep saying I'm their King. 303 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,930 I know this woman. 304 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,845 I see her on television. 305 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:53,196 She said she come to America, to bring King back to Africa. 306 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,894 Take that gun away from my King. 307 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:59,420 If you don't, I will have no other choice, 308 00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:02,814 but to use divine African force. 309 00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:04,251 What are you waiting for? 310 00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:06,383 -Not a good idea. -Shoot them. 311 00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:10,692 [speaks in foreign language] 312 00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:11,954 What? 313 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,782 [Wahab] I warned you. 314 00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,305 What is happening? 315 00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:17,917 [Wahab] I warned you. 316 00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:23,270 This is ultimate cock-block. 317 00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:25,011 [Wahab] Mm-hmm. 318 00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:27,317 This is not a time or place for something like this. 319 00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:30,799 [Priestess] You may not accept the decision of the Oracle, 320 00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:33,497 but it is my place to enforce it. 321 00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:34,977 [speaking in foreign language] 322 00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:38,372 What's this? 323 00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:44,813 [speaking in foreign language] 324 00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,771 [groans] 325 00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:49,122 [Wahab] I see you have messed with the spiritual head 326 00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:51,254 of the United States of Africa. 327 00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:53,561 And now you're happy about it? 328 00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:56,042 It's birth defect. 329 00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:57,173 Yeah, I heard that before. 330 00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:58,435 It's not funny! 331 00:15:58,479 --> 00:16:04,006 [muttering in Russian] 332 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,486 -What? -He said, 333 00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:08,750 "He will fucking kill you, 334 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:11,057 bitch motherfucker." 335 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,928 Whoa! You just spoke Russian? 336 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,017 Man, you've got to be CIA, 'cause I don't know 337 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,715 no Black person in the world that speak Russian. 338 00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:20,805 The Oracle is divine and can speak any language, 339 00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,068 through the Priestess. 340 00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:24,722 [tense African music] 341 00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:28,248 Would you like them to shoot their... Hmm. 342 00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:30,337 Ah, let me think about it for a second. 343 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:33,166 The power of the Oracle must not be toyed with. 344 00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:35,516 -Ha! -[shuffling footsteps] 345 00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,387 What do you desire, my King? 346 00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:38,998 You know what? 347 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,782 Let them go. 348 00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:42,436 [snaps fingers] 349 00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:44,481 [guns clatter] 350 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,791 Come. I'll do you a favor. 351 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,321 [loud slaps] 352 00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:02,412 [whimpers] Why you do this to me? 353 00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:03,370 You're welcome. 354 00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:07,722 Why she hit me? 355 00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:13,336 Your face. It is okay. 356 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,383 There's no stupid smile? 357 00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:18,689 No more Tourettes? 358 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:21,997 You cured me? 359 00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:26,001 No it ain't, it just came back! 360 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:26,958 No... 361 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:29,918 this is happy, joy face. 362 00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:31,311 Stop smiling. 363 00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:33,182 [uplifting dramatic music] 364 00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:35,010 Now, smile again. 365 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,055 I'm cured. 366 00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:45,107 I owe you, like the Starks. 367 00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:46,761 [Game of Thrones music] 368 00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,154 Like the Lannisters, you mean? 369 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:53,898 [Wahab] Wait. Come back. 370 00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:59,121 [uplifting dramatic music] 371 00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:04,648 No. 372 00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:07,173 Just go. 373 00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:10,045 [tense dramatic music] 374 00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:14,180 That was amazing! Had them Russians running out here, 375 00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:15,616 like they didn't know what happened to him. 376 00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:17,705 Man, you talking about some Lannisters. 377 00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:20,011 Game of Thrones.I didn't know y'all watched that in Africa. 378 00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:21,622 I thought y'all lived in trees and shit. 379 00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:23,232 Oh, yes. 380 00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:25,016 Even the American ambassador lives on 381 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,931 one of the tallest trees. 382 00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:29,151 Right next to the British Ambassador. 383 00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:31,458 Oh, even the French and the Chinese. 384 00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:33,286 They live on big iroko trees. 385 00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:35,462 I get it. I get it. I get it. No, for real, though, man. 386 00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,377 Like, y'all said, like, I'm some kind of king or some shit, 387 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:38,943 like, is a nigga a real king? 388 00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:41,555 The Oracle never lies, Your Majesty. 389 00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:44,601 And that... Man, you just paid that debt like it was nothing. 390 00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:46,777 Gave that dude $10,000! 391 00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:48,214 Man, $5,000, I'd have been straight... [chuckles] 392 00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:49,432 You know what I'm saying? Like... 393 00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:51,260 Whatever you wish, Your Majesty. 394 00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:54,263 Oh, shit. In that case, you can give a brother $10,000. 395 00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:56,657 -Man, I got... Word? -Your wish is our command. 396 00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,007 Damn! 397 00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:01,052 $10,000, $5,000... 398 00:19:01,096 --> 00:19:03,403 Oh, smack! You mind if I hold on to that? 399 00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:05,274 -[Wahab] Your wish... -Wow. 400 00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:06,797 ...is our command. 401 00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:08,582 [chuckling] Yeah, woo-hoo. 402 00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:10,497 Hold up. This ain't no set up, is it? 403 00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:15,154 Come on, brothers just don't be handing people a whole bunch of money like that. 404 00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,198 Where the cameras at? 405 00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:19,375 I know there's some cameras in here somewhere. 406 00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:21,682 Come on, man. I know I'm being Punk'd. 407 00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:24,163 Look, if I'm being Punk'd, just come on out right now. 408 00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,076 Come on, man. 409 00:19:26,991 --> 00:19:28,428 Hey, this is all right. So, look, 410 00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:30,212 I'm just gonna pay a couple bills, 411 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:31,648 as y'all can see on the cameras, 412 00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:33,737 they just handed me this voluntarily. 413 00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:37,001 It's all good. I'm the King, I think. Right? 414 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:41,180 All right, well just-- you know what? I'm just going to count this out in the crib. 415 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:44,008 Just wait for me, real quick. I'll be right back. 416 00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:46,054 And then I'll be right back. 417 00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:48,752 Don't go nowhere. Just wait right there. I ain't going nowhere. 418 00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:50,406 [car door shuts] 419 00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:52,016 Just gonna get some gas. 420 00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,583 [whimsical music] 421 00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:56,151 All right? Make sure the Russians are gone. 422 00:19:56,195 --> 00:20:00,242 ["Bomboleo" by DB Sound System feat. Louis Rei playing] 423 00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:06,683 Oh, hey, guys! 424 00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:08,424 Drinks on me tonight, baby! 425 00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:11,079 [applause] 426 00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:14,300 [patriotic music] 427 00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:16,345 [sprinkling water] 428 00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:18,347 Oh, boy. Miss Wright, this is... 429 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,481 This is fascinating. You realize that 430 00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:24,353 this has not been seen since the 1870s? 431 00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:29,140 The Priestess makes her first appearance in Egypt, 300 BC. 432 00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:33,667 She saves the pharaoh and most of the ruling dynasty 433 00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:35,495 by getting them out of the country, 434 00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:38,411 before Alexander the Great can invade it with his armies. 435 00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:42,632 She guides them through the Sahara Desert into West Africa. 436 00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:45,331 She helps them rebuild the kingdom, 437 00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:47,550 on the banks of the Niger Rivers. 438 00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:50,858 They enjoy 1000 years of peace and prosperity. 439 00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:54,078 Though, that's interrupted by the Portuguese 440 00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:56,864 and the Spaniards, when they invade West Africa. 441 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,999 And once again she appears to save the royal dynasty. 442 00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:04,915 She-- she leads them from the Niger River, 443 00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:09,529 across the Atlantic Ocean over to Virginia in 1619. 444 00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:13,446 They were the first to establish 12 colonies in the Americas. 445 00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:15,883 Before the pilgrims arrived. 446 00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:18,668 1619. You know what that does to our history? 447 00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:23,325 But soon after they do arrive, the pilgrims and explorers, 448 00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:25,762 and in this case, she is responsible for saving them 449 00:21:25,806 --> 00:21:29,462 from starvation and death, because of the harsh winter. 450 00:21:29,505 --> 00:21:32,203 That same harsh winter, in 1620 in Europe, 451 00:21:32,247 --> 00:21:34,684 killed tens of thousands of people. 452 00:21:34,728 --> 00:21:38,253 She establishes a 13th colony for the pilgrims, she... 453 00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:41,517 Look at this. She-- she drafts a constitution, 454 00:21:41,561 --> 00:21:46,087 giving equal rights to all citizens of all 13 colonies. 455 00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:48,002 Look at this... 456 00:21:48,045 --> 00:21:52,093 Manhattan Island becomes the capital of the United Colonies. 457 00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:54,443 1776... 458 00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:56,576 She reveals a secret plot to betray her, 459 00:21:56,619 --> 00:21:59,361 and kill the leaders of the 12 African colonies. 460 00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:02,059 She's forbidden, however, to do evil or see evil. 461 00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:06,107 She invites all the leaders of all 13 colonies to a dinner. 462 00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:09,328 She recognizes that there's someone in the dinner with her, 463 00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:12,374 that was going to betray her and the 12 colonies. 464 00:22:12,418 --> 00:22:16,422 She'll depart after the night. She'll return after 400 years, 465 00:22:16,465 --> 00:22:19,207 and she'll take a king from amongst their descendants 466 00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:21,949 back to Africa to rebuild the kingdom. 467 00:22:21,992 --> 00:22:23,820 So, this is the year that it's going to happen. 468 00:22:25,256 --> 00:22:27,084 This is-- this is just amazing. 469 00:22:27,128 --> 00:22:29,783 [rushing traffic] 470 00:22:29,826 --> 00:22:31,915 ...yeah, you know what I'm saying... [chuckles] 471 00:22:31,959 --> 00:22:35,963 [indistinct party chatter] 472 00:22:36,006 --> 00:22:38,487 Everybody, she wants to know what I do for a living. 473 00:22:38,531 --> 00:22:39,401 I'm King. 474 00:22:39,445 --> 00:22:40,750 Yeah, baby! 475 00:22:40,794 --> 00:22:42,361 I love kings. 476 00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:43,623 Me too! 477 00:22:43,666 --> 00:22:44,537 Sorry, sweetie. 478 00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:49,716 See, where I'm from, we kings, 479 00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:51,935 we rule with an iron fist. 480 00:22:51,979 --> 00:22:54,634 [doorbell rings] 481 00:22:54,677 --> 00:22:57,593 -That's probably the 'shrooms! -[all laugh] 482 00:22:57,637 --> 00:22:59,769 Okay. 483 00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:02,381 Ah, okay, um... 484 00:23:04,295 --> 00:23:07,168 Are we, um... [claps hands] 485 00:23:07,211 --> 00:23:08,691 Boom! We got some situations. 486 00:23:12,826 --> 00:23:13,870 Your Majesty. 487 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,091 Y'all don't let up, do y'all? 488 00:23:17,134 --> 00:23:20,268 A King stands while you sit? 489 00:23:21,269 --> 00:23:23,837 On your feet, you half-race commoners, 490 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,534 -in the presence of the King! -[glass smashes] 491 00:23:25,578 --> 00:23:26,579 On your feet! 492 00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:30,670 -Told y'all I was King. -[girls chuckle] 493 00:23:30,713 --> 00:23:31,758 They work for me. 494 00:23:32,802 --> 00:23:34,456 These boys have got it! 495 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,240 I told you they was going to find us, though. 496 00:23:36,284 --> 00:23:38,155 -See, I told him y'all was gonna find us. -He's right. 497 00:23:38,199 --> 00:23:40,244 All this was set up for y'all to find us... [chuckles] 498 00:23:40,288 --> 00:23:42,682 'Cause I knew that y'all was the real deal. 499 00:23:42,725 --> 00:23:44,945 See what I'm talking-- but how the hell did you find us? 500 00:23:44,988 --> 00:23:47,251 The Oracle leads. We follow. 501 00:23:47,295 --> 00:23:49,776 -Damn, I got to get that app! -We gotta get that app! 502 00:23:49,819 --> 00:23:51,821 Keep your mouth closed, man. This is classified. 503 00:23:51,865 --> 00:23:53,997 All right? Top secret stuff. 504 00:23:54,041 --> 00:23:55,216 All right, ladies... 505 00:23:56,739 --> 00:23:58,132 on behalf of Homeland Security, y'all need to get out. 506 00:23:58,175 --> 00:23:59,873 This is some real king stuff we got to talk about, 507 00:23:59,916 --> 00:24:01,570 -and y'all can't be here. -Will you call me later? 508 00:24:01,614 --> 00:24:03,485 [Peewee] Yeah, keep your damn mouth closed. 509 00:24:03,529 --> 00:24:05,487 [Sebastian] All right? This is king shit. King talk. 510 00:24:05,531 --> 00:24:07,968 -You know what I mean? -Oh, turn the lights down. 511 00:24:08,011 --> 00:24:09,448 Sshhh! 512 00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:11,885 [footsteps receding] 513 00:24:11,928 --> 00:24:15,454 Now... For real, how did y'all find me? 514 00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:18,326 The Oracle shows us your location, Your Highness. 515 00:24:18,369 --> 00:24:20,241 -[Sebastian] Every time? -Every time. 516 00:24:20,284 --> 00:24:22,025 -You mean, even when I'm-- -Yes. 517 00:24:22,069 --> 00:24:24,506 -Oh, damn. -[crickets chirping] 518 00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:27,944 -A-- about that, Your Majesty... Not to worry. -But you know I got my Gra-- 519 00:24:27,988 --> 00:24:29,772 We have already taken care of that. 520 00:24:29,816 --> 00:24:32,166 She's in the most prestigious adult living, 521 00:24:32,209 --> 00:24:33,907 with 24-hour nurse care. 522 00:24:33,950 --> 00:24:36,779 She sends her regards, with many bad words. 523 00:24:36,823 --> 00:24:38,302 Yeah, that's Grams. 524 00:24:38,346 --> 00:24:40,000 All right, but what about my homies, though? 525 00:24:40,043 --> 00:24:41,697 So, you know I can't go nowhere without my homies. 526 00:24:41,741 --> 00:24:43,699 -We come as a package. -Yeah. Ride or die. 527 00:24:43,743 --> 00:24:44,831 You might as well kill us. 528 00:24:44,874 --> 00:24:47,398 [hysterical laughter] 529 00:24:47,442 --> 00:24:49,531 -This is how you do it, baby! -Hey, man! 530 00:24:49,575 --> 00:24:52,012 Look, they even got you in a magazine, bro! 531 00:24:52,055 --> 00:24:55,842 -Man, you look good, yo! Look at that! -I feel like Leroy Trunks. 532 00:24:55,885 --> 00:24:58,714 [all laugh] 533 00:24:58,758 --> 00:25:00,673 Here you go, baby. Let me have another one. 534 00:25:00,716 --> 00:25:02,762 Yeah, I'll give you a tip when we get back there, all right? 535 00:25:03,893 --> 00:25:06,113 Tell her I ain't got no damn money, boy. 536 00:25:06,156 --> 00:25:08,376 [singing] ♪ Buffalo soldier 537 00:25:08,419 --> 00:25:09,943 ♪ Hey, hey! 538 00:25:09,986 --> 00:25:12,032 [all singing] ♪ Dreadlock Rasta 539 00:25:12,075 --> 00:25:13,555 ♪ Come on, sing! 540 00:25:13,599 --> 00:25:15,644 ♪ Stolen from Africa 541 00:25:15,688 --> 00:25:17,428 [incoherent singing] 542 00:25:17,472 --> 00:25:20,519 -♪ Taken to America -Hey, do me a favor. 543 00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:23,260 Hey, man, don't try to sing, 'cause, you know, you're not really a singer. 544 00:25:23,304 --> 00:25:25,611 -So, let us do that. -Yeah, man. You need to get some singing lessons, bro. 545 00:25:25,654 --> 00:25:27,308 -[both laugh] -You know what, man? 546 00:25:27,351 --> 00:25:29,615 -What? -Fuck... ♪ Yo, yo, yo 547 00:25:29,658 --> 00:25:31,617 ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo 548 00:25:31,660 --> 00:25:33,096 [all] ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo 549 00:25:33,140 --> 00:25:35,403 -♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo -Again! 550 00:25:35,446 --> 00:25:37,100 ♪ Yo, yo, yo 551 00:25:37,144 --> 00:25:39,102 ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo 552 00:25:39,146 --> 00:25:42,192 -♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo... -[plane engine whirs] 553 00:25:42,236 --> 00:25:45,282 ["African Boy" by Rayge Smith] 554 00:25:51,506 --> 00:25:52,986 [seagulls squawking] 555 00:26:05,215 --> 00:26:06,956 [Peewee] Damn, look at all those people! 556 00:26:08,436 --> 00:26:10,743 Man, they got on masks and stuff. I'm not going out there, man. 557 00:26:10,786 --> 00:26:14,834 Yeah, last time I've seen that many brothers with masks on, I got robbed. 558 00:26:14,877 --> 00:26:17,967 Somebody needs to go out there and make sure you cool. Come on, you need to go do it. 559 00:26:18,011 --> 00:26:20,187 -Yeah, you ain't afraid of nothing. You should do it. -Nigga, I ain't going! 560 00:26:20,230 --> 00:26:22,798 What do you mean you ain't going? We come all the way to sit on the plane? 561 00:26:22,842 --> 00:26:25,453 Get your ass out there and talk to the people, make sure the King's okay. 562 00:26:25,496 --> 00:26:27,498 -You're the strongest one. -Man, Charles, you a G, man. 563 00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:30,545 Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. You the man. 564 00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:32,242 -I'm the man. -That's what I'm saying. 565 00:26:32,286 --> 00:26:34,157 I'm gonna do this, nigga. I'm gonna do this, nigga! 566 00:26:34,201 --> 00:26:36,551 Woo! Yeah, nigga. I'm gonna do it for my King, nigga! 567 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,901 -Gonna do it for the King, nigga! -Do it! Do it! 568 00:26:39,902 --> 00:26:43,297 -They about to eat his ass. -They're gonna eat his ass, for sure... [screams] 569 00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:45,734 [up-tempo African drumming] 570 00:26:45,778 --> 00:26:48,171 [indistinct chatter] 571 00:27:01,532 --> 00:27:04,492 [drumming continues] 572 00:27:15,024 --> 00:27:17,331 -Oh, da-- he dancing. -Oh, smack. 573 00:27:17,374 --> 00:27:19,507 That's probably what they make you do. They probably make you dance, 574 00:27:19,550 --> 00:27:22,162 -right before they boil your ass. -I-- I think he's hot. 575 00:27:22,205 --> 00:27:24,860 [drumming continues] 576 00:27:24,904 --> 00:27:26,732 -He's boogying, look! -Look, they dancing with him, though. 577 00:27:26,775 --> 00:27:28,690 Okay, I think we're good! 578 00:27:28,734 --> 00:27:30,910 -Give him five more minutes. -They really dancing with him! 579 00:27:30,953 --> 00:27:33,347 No, it looks like they're sneaking and surrounding him to me. 580 00:27:33,390 --> 00:27:36,785 [drumming continues] 581 00:27:36,829 --> 00:27:39,919 See what I'm saying? Look at this, man. I want to go out there! 582 00:27:39,962 --> 00:27:41,747 -He having fun, man. What are you doing in here? -I know! 583 00:27:41,790 --> 00:27:43,400 -Okay. All right. -Come on, man. Let's go! 584 00:27:43,444 --> 00:27:44,967 They'd have eaten him by now, let's go. 585 00:27:45,011 --> 00:27:46,621 [drumming continues] 586 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:49,276 [uplifting African music] 587 00:27:53,628 --> 00:27:56,936 [sirens wailing] 588 00:27:56,979 --> 00:27:59,634 [helicopter blades whirring] 589 00:28:01,984 --> 00:28:06,336 [sirens continue] 590 00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:14,388 [engines whirring] 591 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,914 [uplifting African music] 592 00:28:24,485 --> 00:28:26,617 [car engines rumble] 593 00:28:32,101 --> 00:28:33,755 [Sebastian] Woo! You see these places? 594 00:28:33,799 --> 00:28:36,323 [hysterical laughter] 595 00:28:43,591 --> 00:28:45,288 Welcome, Your Majesty. 596 00:28:45,332 --> 00:28:47,682 Let this flower give warmth and joy 597 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:50,206 to the people of the United States of Africa. 598 00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:53,732 You understand, baby? We got it going, boy! Dude, we popping! 599 00:28:53,775 --> 00:28:57,474 [Chief] Out here, we have a lion petting zoo I would like you two to see. 600 00:28:57,518 --> 00:29:00,260 Hold on, you telling me y'all got real lions here right now? 601 00:29:00,303 --> 00:29:02,392 -Y'all got giraffes too? -[Chief] We have some giraffes. 602 00:29:02,436 --> 00:29:05,004 I'll see y'all later, y'all go ahead, talk to each other. 603 00:29:05,047 --> 00:29:06,657 -Oh, shit! -Oh, shit! 604 00:29:06,701 --> 00:29:09,312 [unintelligible] 605 00:29:09,356 --> 00:29:11,358 Nigga, they got a lagoon! 606 00:29:11,401 --> 00:29:13,229 -Oh, shit! -Look, look, look, look, look. 607 00:29:13,273 --> 00:29:15,231 ["Baby" by Rayge Smith] 608 00:29:15,275 --> 00:29:16,755 Woo! 609 00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:18,757 [indistinct shouting] 610 00:29:22,369 --> 00:29:24,893 And these are the princesses 611 00:29:24,937 --> 00:29:27,591 of the royal families of Africa, Your Majesty. 612 00:29:27,635 --> 00:29:29,811 There are eight of them, that you can keep 613 00:29:29,855 --> 00:29:31,682 to maintain your chambers, and one of them 614 00:29:31,726 --> 00:29:33,249 that you can make your Queen. 615 00:29:33,293 --> 00:29:36,513 Damn. So, who are those, uh, my real mothers? 616 00:29:36,557 --> 00:29:40,300 [Chief] Oh, no. These are the wives of the former King, 617 00:29:40,343 --> 00:29:41,867 that you now inherit. 618 00:29:41,910 --> 00:29:45,609 [hysterical laughter] 619 00:29:45,653 --> 00:29:47,307 [both laugh] 620 00:29:47,350 --> 00:29:49,962 Come with me, let me talk to you. 621 00:29:50,005 --> 00:29:51,311 [hysterical laughter] 622 00:29:52,442 --> 00:29:54,053 Nigga, are you crazy? 623 00:29:54,096 --> 00:29:56,838 Man, I can't be with no old-ass, shriveled up woman! 624 00:29:56,882 --> 00:30:00,102 No, Your Majesty. You are to inherit them all, 625 00:30:00,146 --> 00:30:02,888 and also be a husband, if you get my drift. 626 00:30:02,931 --> 00:30:04,977 Man, that shit ain't drifting. 627 00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:06,282 Who is that? 628 00:30:08,110 --> 00:30:11,548 -Uh, no, Your Maj-- no, Your Majesty. Your M-- -Give me a second. 629 00:30:11,592 --> 00:30:13,986 She is-- she is not of royal blood, Your Majesty. 630 00:30:14,029 --> 00:30:16,597 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. -I'm sorry, Your Majesty. I'm late. 631 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,686 Is that an American accent that I'm hearing? 632 00:30:18,729 --> 00:30:20,862 -Yes. -Man, what are you doing out here in this jungle? 633 00:30:20,906 --> 00:30:25,301 -You call this "the jungle?" -Not like that. I'm just saying, 634 00:30:25,345 --> 00:30:28,565 -you don't find women this beautiful in Africa. -Have you ever been to Africa? 635 00:30:28,609 --> 00:30:30,524 Well, you know, it don't get no Blacker than me, baby. 636 00:30:30,567 --> 00:30:33,353 That's sweet-- that berry gets real sweet around this thing. 637 00:30:33,396 --> 00:30:35,137 [chuckles] Oh, man. I'll get it back later. 638 00:30:35,181 --> 00:30:36,835 Oh, by the way, what's your name? 639 00:30:36,878 --> 00:30:39,402 -Keke, Your Majesty. -O-Keke... 640 00:30:39,446 --> 00:30:40,969 I like the sound of that. 641 00:30:41,013 --> 00:30:44,059 Me and you gonna be O-Keke! 642 00:30:44,103 --> 00:30:45,495 [whimsical music] 643 00:30:45,539 --> 00:30:46,845 Where did they find him? 644 00:30:49,543 --> 00:30:51,980 What-- what are you doing with him? 645 00:30:52,024 --> 00:30:52,894 [Keke] Seriously? 646 00:30:55,201 --> 00:30:57,159 What does he want? 647 00:30:57,203 --> 00:30:59,205 [Priestess] The Oracle has spoken. We have a King. 648 00:30:59,248 --> 00:31:00,946 A King we know nothing about. 649 00:31:00,989 --> 00:31:02,904 Besides, he does not have the royal pendant. 650 00:31:02,948 --> 00:31:04,471 I have mine. 651 00:31:04,514 --> 00:31:09,128 No African king has ever been crowned without one. 652 00:31:09,171 --> 00:31:10,825 I move that we wait a couple of weeks, 653 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:13,262 to be really sure of what the Oracle is saying. 654 00:31:14,307 --> 00:31:15,438 [elephant trumpeting] 655 00:31:15,482 --> 00:31:17,745 [lion growling] 656 00:31:17,788 --> 00:31:21,923 The Council of Chiefs has decided to move your coronation up by two weeks. 657 00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:24,012 Man, I knew this was a scam, man. 658 00:31:24,056 --> 00:31:27,146 -Look, fellas-- -Your Majesty, can I make you, 659 00:31:27,189 --> 00:31:30,410 -like you Americans say, a deal? -[Chief] Ha ha! Yes, a deal. 660 00:31:30,453 --> 00:31:32,151 [chuckles] Now I'm bet that. 661 00:31:32,194 --> 00:31:35,937 Suppose we request the Oracle... 662 00:31:35,981 --> 00:31:38,766 to convince and prove to you within two weeks. 663 00:31:38,809 --> 00:31:42,552 If in two weeks, you are not entirely satisfied, 664 00:31:42,596 --> 00:31:46,382 then we will pay you handsomely and take you back to America. 665 00:31:46,426 --> 00:31:49,559 [tense dramatic music] 666 00:31:49,603 --> 00:31:52,301 We need this contract signed ASAP, mate. 667 00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:54,434 -You have my word. -[Chad Wanker] As what? 668 00:31:54,477 --> 00:31:57,176 -You told us you were next in line for the throne. -I am. 669 00:31:57,219 --> 00:31:59,265 -It was his clan. -Yes. Where did he come from? 670 00:31:59,308 --> 00:32:01,615 He was approached by Dr. Zulu Zokoye, 671 00:32:01,658 --> 00:32:03,747 a neurosurgeon who abandoned her practice, 672 00:32:03,791 --> 00:32:06,881 after being summoned by the Oracle to become a high Priestess. 673 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:09,275 She told him that he was chosen to be the new King. 674 00:32:09,318 --> 00:32:11,973 So, it's a conwoman and some idiot from Compton. 675 00:32:12,017 --> 00:32:14,628 No American is going to take my place. 676 00:32:14,671 --> 00:32:16,456 Goody! What exactly does that mean? 677 00:32:16,499 --> 00:32:18,545 Just give me some days, I'll make sure they see a reason, 678 00:32:18,588 --> 00:32:20,721 why we can't have that homie as our King. 679 00:32:20,764 --> 00:32:22,201 We've given you a bucket-load of money. 680 00:32:22,244 --> 00:32:24,159 Yeah, and you'd be in a terrible bind... 681 00:32:24,203 --> 00:32:27,336 -Terrible bind. -...if we were to suddenly ask for it back. 682 00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:30,774 I need this more than you, Mr. Wanker. 683 00:32:30,818 --> 00:32:33,255 Relax. I won't let you down. 684 00:32:34,126 --> 00:32:35,344 I'll take care of all of you. 685 00:32:35,388 --> 00:32:37,564 [whimsical music] 686 00:32:37,607 --> 00:32:40,219 It's "Wan-kay." 687 00:32:41,655 --> 00:32:43,396 "Wan-kay." 688 00:32:43,439 --> 00:32:46,747 Like, "Allez," "Manger," "Porte." 689 00:32:46,790 --> 00:32:48,575 You foo-kay! 690 00:32:48,618 --> 00:32:52,057 Everything we think we know about history, 691 00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:55,277 has been an elaborate cover up. 692 00:32:55,321 --> 00:32:58,541 These documents go all the way back to ancient Egypt. 693 00:32:58,585 --> 00:33:00,239 300 BC... 694 00:33:00,282 --> 00:33:03,720 when this Priestess mysteriously appeared. 695 00:33:04,721 --> 00:33:09,335 She saved the royal dynasty from Alexander the Great's invasion. 696 00:33:09,378 --> 00:33:13,426 She took them through the Libyan desert to West Africa, 697 00:33:13,469 --> 00:33:16,037 or what we know as Timbuktu. 698 00:33:16,081 --> 00:33:17,952 And she helps the royal dynasty 699 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:21,042 rebuild their kingdom, on the Niger River. 700 00:33:21,086 --> 00:33:24,959 And for about 1000 years, there's peace and prosperity. 701 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:29,050 Until the Portuguese and the Spaniards invade. 702 00:33:29,094 --> 00:33:31,487 Again, she mysteriously appears, 703 00:33:31,531 --> 00:33:34,534 and she takes them through the Niger River, 704 00:33:34,577 --> 00:33:37,319 across the Atlantic Ocean, to Virginia. 705 00:33:37,363 --> 00:33:40,061 Well before we thought Africans first arrived. 706 00:33:40,105 --> 00:33:42,933 So, this is 1619. 707 00:33:44,196 --> 00:33:48,896 The Priestess helps the royal dynasty establish 12 colonies. 708 00:33:48,939 --> 00:33:50,724 First, in Virginia. 709 00:33:50,767 --> 00:33:53,857 And again, there's peace and prosperity, 710 00:33:53,901 --> 00:33:56,686 until the Europeans arrived. 711 00:33:56,730 --> 00:33:59,907 And with the arrival of the Europeans, 712 00:33:59,950 --> 00:34:02,736 the Priestess helps them establish a 13th colony, 713 00:34:02,779 --> 00:34:05,347 specifically for the Pilgrims. 714 00:34:05,391 --> 00:34:09,960 And she helps them get through that winter of 1620. 715 00:34:10,004 --> 00:34:12,833 She also helps them draft the Constitution, 716 00:34:12,876 --> 00:34:16,793 granting equal rights to all the citizens of these colonies. 717 00:34:16,837 --> 00:34:19,100 They established Manhattan Island as the capital 718 00:34:19,144 --> 00:34:20,928 of these united colonies. 719 00:34:20,971 --> 00:34:25,889 And again, there's peace and prosperity until 1776. 720 00:34:25,933 --> 00:34:31,460 The Founding Fathers plot to kill and betray the Priestess. 721 00:34:31,504 --> 00:34:34,898 And she learns about this plot, so she hosts this dinner, 722 00:34:34,942 --> 00:34:37,945 with the 12 leaders of the African colonies, 723 00:34:37,988 --> 00:34:39,903 and the 13th colony of Europeans. 724 00:34:41,035 --> 00:34:44,778 And it's there, at this feast that she... 725 00:34:45,779 --> 00:34:47,781 lets them know, that she knows that 726 00:34:47,824 --> 00:34:50,131 someone here will betray her... 727 00:34:50,175 --> 00:34:53,003 like Judas and Jesus. 728 00:34:53,047 --> 00:34:57,965 And she explains that, because she can't see or hear evil... 729 00:34:58,008 --> 00:35:00,098 that she will be leaving. 730 00:35:00,141 --> 00:35:05,103 But she also prophesied that she'll return after 400 years, 731 00:35:05,146 --> 00:35:07,279 to take back an African King, 732 00:35:07,322 --> 00:35:10,064 back to the homeland, to rebuild the kingdom. 733 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:13,589 The next night, the American revolutionaries 734 00:35:13,633 --> 00:35:17,724 start a great fire, and they kill the African leaders, 735 00:35:17,767 --> 00:35:19,639 and they take over the 13 colonies. 736 00:35:19,682 --> 00:35:21,771 They enslave the Africans, 737 00:35:21,815 --> 00:35:24,818 and they strip them of all of their rights. 738 00:35:24,861 --> 00:35:26,646 And fortunately, 739 00:35:26,689 --> 00:35:29,692 it's then that a new government is organized. 740 00:35:29,736 --> 00:35:32,130 They call themselves the Society of Friends, 741 00:35:32,173 --> 00:35:36,308 and they continue to spread the prophecy of the Priestess. 742 00:35:36,351 --> 00:35:39,615 They oppose the slavery of these Africans, 743 00:35:39,659 --> 00:35:44,577 that's building in the newly established American colonies. 744 00:35:44,620 --> 00:35:48,363 They commission a marble sculpture of the Priestess, 745 00:35:48,407 --> 00:35:52,062 and they write the prophecy on it. 746 00:35:52,106 --> 00:35:56,023 Now, flash forward to the American Civil War, 1861. 747 00:35:56,066 --> 00:35:58,895 They give this statue to President Lincoln. 748 00:35:58,939 --> 00:36:00,897 And it's because of this statue, 749 00:36:00,941 --> 00:36:03,813 that he signs the Emancipation Proclamation. 750 00:36:03,857 --> 00:36:07,208 Abolishing slavery, essentially ending the Civil War. 751 00:36:07,252 --> 00:36:10,733 But of course, as we know, Lincoln is assassinated... 752 00:36:11,647 --> 00:36:14,563 and the new president, Andrew Johnson, 753 00:36:14,607 --> 00:36:18,263 signs an executive order, to keep all information 754 00:36:18,306 --> 00:36:21,657 on the Priestess as classified and secret. 755 00:36:21,701 --> 00:36:24,747 He hides the statue in the Metropolitan Museum. 756 00:36:24,791 --> 00:36:29,056 But, a small faction of the Republicans that control Congress, 757 00:36:29,099 --> 00:36:32,190 also happen to be made up of members of the Society of Friends. 758 00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:34,322 They impeach Andrew Johnson. 759 00:36:34,366 --> 00:36:35,367 And... 760 00:36:36,411 --> 00:36:38,239 flash forward all the way to 2020. 761 00:36:38,283 --> 00:36:41,416 The Priestess has returned to fulfill her prophecy, 762 00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:42,939 400 years later. 763 00:36:42,983 --> 00:36:46,595 And she's come to take back an African King, 764 00:36:46,639 --> 00:36:48,771 to rebuild the kingdom. 765 00:36:48,815 --> 00:36:50,730 ["Special Woman" by Rayge Smith] 766 00:36:50,773 --> 00:36:53,211 [Charlie] All hail, our good King! 767 00:36:54,386 --> 00:36:58,477 [hysterical laughter] 768 00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:00,740 Well, what have I done to deserve this? 769 00:37:01,697 --> 00:37:03,351 Oh, this is a beautiful life. 770 00:37:10,315 --> 00:37:13,318 Well, if it ain't my sexy, little librarian. 771 00:37:13,361 --> 00:37:14,928 Good afternoon, Your Majesty. 772 00:37:15,842 --> 00:37:16,886 Have a seat, baby. 773 00:37:18,192 --> 00:37:19,846 What's up, shawty? 774 00:37:21,021 --> 00:37:23,632 We're used to being called by our names, Your Majesty. 775 00:37:23,676 --> 00:37:25,634 Marcus Garvey once said, 776 00:37:25,678 --> 00:37:28,246 "If you have no confidence in self, 777 00:37:28,289 --> 00:37:30,639 then you're twice defeated in the race of life." 778 00:37:30,683 --> 00:37:32,293 You trying to kick knowledge to a nigga? 779 00:37:34,295 --> 00:37:37,603 "And it's a slave's mentality and we must emancipate ourselves from it." 780 00:37:37,646 --> 00:37:40,170 -Bob Marley. -Why do you hate me so much? 781 00:37:40,214 --> 00:37:44,523 -I don't hate you. I hate the system. -What system? 782 00:37:44,566 --> 00:37:47,743 The system that forces you on us as our King. 783 00:37:47,787 --> 00:37:51,573 The system that decides who is pure and who isn't. 784 00:37:51,617 --> 00:37:53,445 If it was up to you, would I be here? 785 00:37:55,011 --> 00:37:56,709 I must leave now, Your Majesty. 786 00:37:57,753 --> 00:37:59,189 Have dinner with me. 787 00:37:59,233 --> 00:38:00,974 [Prince Kessiena] No, she cannot. 788 00:38:01,017 --> 00:38:02,976 Please, let's talk outside. Man-to-man. 789 00:38:03,933 --> 00:38:06,632 She is not royalty. 790 00:38:06,675 --> 00:38:09,330 [laughs] Royalty? 791 00:38:09,374 --> 00:38:11,550 All of a sudden it matters? 792 00:38:11,593 --> 00:38:12,986 I'm royalty now? 793 00:38:13,029 --> 00:38:14,901 [laughing] 794 00:38:14,944 --> 00:38:18,426 You used to be power, bro. I'm power now. 795 00:38:19,819 --> 00:38:21,995 You've been here all this time, 796 00:38:22,038 --> 00:38:23,562 dreaming, wishing you could have it. 797 00:38:24,606 --> 00:38:25,999 Come on, man, just let it go, Daddy. 798 00:38:27,217 --> 00:38:28,262 I got this. 799 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:32,266 ["Special Woman" by Rayge Smith] 800 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:34,442 [shouting] 801 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,097 [shouting] 802 00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:39,099 Block, block. Block it like it's hot. 803 00:38:39,142 --> 00:38:40,753 [laughs] 804 00:38:45,671 --> 00:38:47,325 What was that about? 805 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:55,028 Bee-see-beep. 806 00:38:55,071 --> 00:38:57,900 Bee-see-beep. 807 00:38:57,944 --> 00:38:59,511 Bee-see... 808 00:39:00,729 --> 00:39:03,384 Beep! 809 00:39:03,428 --> 00:39:05,560 Block, block. Block it like it's hot. 810 00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:08,650 [cuckooing] 811 00:39:08,694 --> 00:39:11,174 [shouting] 812 00:39:11,218 --> 00:39:14,047 [laughing] 813 00:39:14,090 --> 00:39:17,355 A curse! 814 00:39:17,398 --> 00:39:21,924 A curse! 815 00:39:23,317 --> 00:39:25,450 ♪ Look around, everybody going 816 00:39:25,493 --> 00:39:28,191 ♪ Going, going, going going somewhere ♪ 817 00:39:28,235 --> 00:39:30,411 ♪ Take your time pay attention ♪ 818 00:39:30,455 --> 00:39:33,371 I will not take some gun-toting, 819 00:39:33,414 --> 00:39:36,417 drug peddling, egotistic low life as my king. 820 00:39:36,461 --> 00:39:38,419 [Chief] Is that so? 821 00:39:38,463 --> 00:39:40,726 -[glass shattering] -Oh, my God! 822 00:39:40,769 --> 00:39:43,772 What is this-- Oh my! Wahab! 823 00:39:43,816 --> 00:39:46,340 And you are their mother! What type of ass-- 824 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,037 I mean, what type of mother 825 00:39:48,081 --> 00:39:50,257 lays out with her daughters like this? 826 00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:53,434 -The kind that wants a tan. -[Chief] Not the point! 827 00:39:53,478 --> 00:39:56,872 Okay, okay. What is it with Africans and bikinis? I've seen National Geographic. 828 00:39:56,916 --> 00:39:58,961 You guys are okay with bare titties hanging everywhere. 829 00:39:59,005 --> 00:40:00,528 -But a bikini-- -[Chief] That is different. 830 00:40:00,572 --> 00:40:02,791 You are seeing Watusis 831 00:40:02,835 --> 00:40:05,403 and Pygmies in the middle of the jungle. 832 00:40:05,446 --> 00:40:07,448 Do you go shopping in Africa and go, 833 00:40:07,492 --> 00:40:10,408 "Oh, look, there are some titties." No, you do not. 834 00:40:10,451 --> 00:40:12,453 Maybe you would be in a better mood if we did. 835 00:40:12,497 --> 00:40:17,719 Your daughter will stand trial for her insolence. And that is that. 836 00:40:17,763 --> 00:40:20,026 -You know what? Maybe we should give them a show, let's push! -No! 837 00:40:20,069 --> 00:40:21,767 Wahab, no. No, I cannot. 838 00:40:21,810 --> 00:40:23,595 I cannot! I cannot! 839 00:40:23,638 --> 00:40:26,380 [Wahab] We don't have to take this matter that far. 840 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,730 What we want is to keep them apart. 841 00:40:28,774 --> 00:40:31,777 If we make foolish resolutions, it will become an issue. 842 00:40:31,820 --> 00:40:34,954 I am convinced the young lady has gotten the message. 843 00:40:34,997 --> 00:40:36,564 On the contrary, she must be punished. 844 00:40:36,608 --> 00:40:38,218 She's but a little girl. 845 00:40:38,261 --> 00:40:40,960 A little girl with the mind of an old woman. 846 00:40:41,003 --> 00:40:42,918 Do not underestimate her. 847 00:40:44,311 --> 00:40:47,575 Welcome to the proceedings of the Royal Court, 848 00:40:47,619 --> 00:40:50,012 where matters regarding the King, 849 00:40:50,056 --> 00:40:53,973 his family and estate are handled exclusively. 850 00:40:54,016 --> 00:40:55,061 [screaming] 851 00:40:55,104 --> 00:40:56,671 [men shouting] 852 00:40:56,715 --> 00:40:58,760 Rise! On your feet! 853 00:40:58,804 --> 00:41:00,501 [Pewee] Yeah, rise on your feet! 854 00:41:00,545 --> 00:41:01,894 Oh, damn! 855 00:41:03,678 --> 00:41:05,550 I didn't really mean to crash the party and all that 856 00:41:05,593 --> 00:41:08,030 but I ain't gonna have a seat. Stay down. 857 00:41:08,074 --> 00:41:09,945 What's up, shawty? 858 00:41:09,989 --> 00:41:12,600 Can you give the King a little kiss on the cheek real quick? 859 00:41:14,863 --> 00:41:16,386 Don't worry, we got plenty of time for all that. 860 00:41:16,430 --> 00:41:21,261 Your "shawty" is on trial. 861 00:41:21,304 --> 00:41:24,525 She called you a gun-toting, 862 00:41:24,569 --> 00:41:27,572 drug-dealing low life from America. 863 00:41:30,313 --> 00:41:32,011 She did nothing wrong. 864 00:41:33,186 --> 00:41:35,101 Everything she said is true. Let her be. 865 00:41:37,364 --> 00:41:38,452 So, you're free to go. 866 00:41:40,802 --> 00:41:41,847 Go ahead. 867 00:41:55,077 --> 00:41:56,644 -What did you do, man? -[man] I... 868 00:41:56,688 --> 00:41:57,776 I stole a tuba. 869 00:41:59,647 --> 00:42:02,955 My ailing mother and I have had nothing to eat for three days. 870 00:42:02,998 --> 00:42:05,566 [Sebastian] This man has done nothing wrong. 871 00:42:05,610 --> 00:42:07,612 He's just hungry. 872 00:42:07,655 --> 00:42:09,178 Immoral acts. 873 00:42:10,049 --> 00:42:11,441 What did you do? 874 00:42:11,485 --> 00:42:14,140 I featured in a music video that I... 875 00:42:15,445 --> 00:42:19,145 I gave a guy a hug that wasn't even promising. And... 876 00:42:20,712 --> 00:42:21,930 they said I should be punished. 877 00:42:24,106 --> 00:42:27,588 ["Anya" by Rayge Smith] 878 00:43:07,367 --> 00:43:09,456 I need you to teach me the ways of the people. 879 00:43:09,499 --> 00:43:11,676 I'm just a girl, Your Majesty. The Chiefs-- 880 00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:14,504 Just help me to see it the way you see it. 881 00:43:14,548 --> 00:43:17,029 -Your Majesty... -You don't even have to call me Majesty. 882 00:43:17,072 --> 00:43:20,641 Listen, I understand that you may not agree that I'm your king, 883 00:43:20,685 --> 00:43:22,861 -but it's fine. -But you are a king. 884 00:43:22,904 --> 00:43:24,645 You've shown us all today. 885 00:43:24,689 --> 00:43:26,299 Listen, I'm not who you think I am. 886 00:43:27,822 --> 00:43:31,913 ["Ebor [Peace]" by Rayge Smith] 887 00:43:50,192 --> 00:43:51,890 Hey, the King is here! 888 00:43:51,933 --> 00:43:54,632 [cheering] 889 00:43:54,675 --> 00:43:57,373 Hey! What's up, shawty? 890 00:43:57,417 --> 00:44:00,594 Is that PCB? We trying to block all the people coming in here? 891 00:44:02,248 --> 00:44:05,077 Is that the High Priestess? Priestess, what are you doing in the club, Priestess? 892 00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:07,688 This is so boring in here. What kind of party you guys be holding out? 893 00:44:07,732 --> 00:44:09,734 See, this is only for royalty. 894 00:44:09,777 --> 00:44:11,126 And the diplomats. 895 00:44:11,170 --> 00:44:12,737 Listen, this is my kingdom. 896 00:44:12,780 --> 00:44:14,521 It cannot be boring. You got to be popping. 897 00:44:14,564 --> 00:44:17,002 [crowd cheering] Yeah! 898 00:44:17,045 --> 00:44:18,656 [Sebastian] Come on, man. Let's get this party started. 899 00:44:18,699 --> 00:44:21,267 [cheering] 900 00:44:21,310 --> 00:44:23,965 Hey, DJ, play a song. 901 00:44:24,009 --> 00:44:27,403 ["Ebor [Peace]" by Rayge Smith] 902 00:44:39,154 --> 00:44:43,942 If the French, Spanish, British, Italians never portioned up into regions and countries, 903 00:44:43,985 --> 00:44:46,422 we would be in Africa with no borders. 904 00:44:46,466 --> 00:44:49,208 ["Ebor [Peace]" by Rayge Smith continues] 905 00:44:52,951 --> 00:44:54,996 True, without all their nihilism. 906 00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,346 They just sail right in and put a piece-- 907 00:44:57,390 --> 00:45:00,219 "I claim this land in the name of the Queen." 908 00:45:00,262 --> 00:45:03,657 ["Ebor [Peace]" by Rayge Smith continues] 909 00:46:47,892 --> 00:46:49,589 [cheering] 910 00:46:49,632 --> 00:46:52,853 [applauding] 911 00:47:00,948 --> 00:47:04,082 [Chief] So, as long as we can strike deals with them 912 00:47:04,125 --> 00:47:07,868 that to not put us in an unfavorable position, then we are good. 913 00:47:07,912 --> 00:47:10,740 [Sebastian] All right, give me-- give me one second. Give me one second. 914 00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,744 -Yo, man. What's up, man? -What's up, guys? 915 00:47:14,788 --> 00:47:16,485 I mean, we came over here for a purpose. 916 00:47:16,529 --> 00:47:18,618 And now it seems like your purpose ain't our purpose. 917 00:47:18,661 --> 00:47:20,707 Every time we see you, bro, you're either with that girl 918 00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:22,535 or with these Chiefs or whatever. 919 00:47:22,578 --> 00:47:24,319 Come on, man. You got to understand me, man. 920 00:47:24,363 --> 00:47:26,017 I'm trying to make good decisions for the people here. 921 00:47:26,060 --> 00:47:27,670 -Nigga, who are you, Marcus-ass Garvey? -Listen. 922 00:47:27,714 --> 00:47:29,237 -Come on, nigga, this is fake. You know this. -No. 923 00:47:29,281 --> 00:47:30,891 Don't say that word no more, man. 924 00:47:30,935 --> 00:47:32,893 We don't use words like "Niggas" out here, man. 925 00:47:32,937 --> 00:47:36,027 -Who are you, man? -I'm the same person, I ain't changed. 926 00:47:36,070 --> 00:47:37,637 Nigga, you've changed. 927 00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:40,292 -Come on, man. -You ain't the same, bro. 928 00:47:40,335 --> 00:47:44,731 [somber music] 929 00:47:45,688 --> 00:47:49,910 So, let me ask you. So if we decided to partner up with these oil companies, 930 00:47:49,954 --> 00:47:52,695 they're giving us a lot of money for every man, woman and child? 931 00:47:52,739 --> 00:47:56,830 Yes, Your Majesty, but I was hoping we could develop the land. 932 00:47:56,874 --> 00:48:00,921 What's more important, skyscrapers and pavements or food and water for the people? 933 00:48:00,965 --> 00:48:02,749 Food and water for the people. 934 00:48:02,792 --> 00:48:07,406 Did you know that $25 billion can eradicate poverty? 935 00:48:07,449 --> 00:48:10,931 Let's say, we take every drone and every bomb, 936 00:48:10,975 --> 00:48:14,369 and convert it into fish and bread for the people. 937 00:48:14,413 --> 00:48:15,457 Where is Keke? 938 00:48:15,501 --> 00:48:17,590 Your Majesty, that is absurd 939 00:48:17,633 --> 00:48:21,246 to have a girl in meetings about affairs of state. 940 00:48:21,289 --> 00:48:23,639 How do you expect our youth to grow into developing 941 00:48:23,683 --> 00:48:26,207 our own country, if we don't teach them now? 942 00:48:26,251 --> 00:48:29,994 It's only in Africa, where a president can be in office 50 years. 943 00:48:30,037 --> 00:48:31,734 Only in Africa. 944 00:48:32,648 --> 00:48:35,042 -[man 1] Who go at? -[man 2] Yeah, we go at! 945 00:48:35,086 --> 00:48:38,959 [suspenseful music] 946 00:48:55,323 --> 00:49:00,589 On behalf of the King, we welcome you to our land. 947 00:49:00,633 --> 00:49:04,506 Ladies and gentlemen... Mr. Wanker. 948 00:49:04,550 --> 00:49:06,595 [Chad Wanker] Uh, thank you. It's, uh... 949 00:49:07,857 --> 00:49:10,425 It's "Wan-kay." It's actually Dutch. 950 00:49:10,469 --> 00:49:12,036 [clears throat] But apart from that... 951 00:49:12,079 --> 00:49:16,562 [stutters] myself and Douglas completely agree 952 00:49:16,605 --> 00:49:20,914 that our notion here today 953 00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:24,744 is that everything that we put forward and suggest 954 00:49:24,787 --> 00:49:26,876 is for the benefit... 955 00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:30,489 of the people of this great nation and its Chiefs. 956 00:49:30,532 --> 00:49:32,143 -[Douglas] Hear! Hear!. -Thank you. 957 00:49:32,186 --> 00:49:34,667 [Prince Kessiena] Your... Majesty. 958 00:49:34,710 --> 00:49:37,017 If you ask me, I'll say, do this. 959 00:49:38,279 --> 00:49:40,803 With my position, I'll support however I can. 960 00:49:40,847 --> 00:49:43,850 I do not need anything. It's okay, I don't want anything from them. 961 00:49:43,893 --> 00:49:47,419 Why haven't you pointed out how the people will benefit directly? 962 00:49:48,942 --> 00:49:52,163 How about the land that can no longer be farmed on, 963 00:49:52,206 --> 00:49:56,297 or the water is that no longer can harbor fish due to toxic waste from the oil? 964 00:49:56,341 --> 00:49:57,907 -Your Majesty! -Mr. Wanker. 965 00:49:57,951 --> 00:49:59,083 It's "Wan-kay". 966 00:49:59,126 --> 00:50:01,389 She has a great point. 967 00:50:01,433 --> 00:50:04,175 Well, we would seriously give some se-- 968 00:50:04,218 --> 00:50:07,004 consideration to implementing some of these changes, 969 00:50:07,047 --> 00:50:09,832 but I think that what we need 970 00:50:09,876 --> 00:50:17,014 is a primary conciliation before we make secondary concessions. 971 00:50:17,057 --> 00:50:19,146 And I'd just like to point out that 972 00:50:19,190 --> 00:50:22,367 you and all of your counsel would be considered 973 00:50:22,410 --> 00:50:25,370 founder members, which entitles you 974 00:50:25,413 --> 00:50:27,328 to a golden handshake as it were. 975 00:50:27,372 --> 00:50:30,027 Sort of what they used to call "dash." 976 00:50:30,070 --> 00:50:34,118 You see, how we look at it is that if we look after the Chiefs, 977 00:50:34,161 --> 00:50:36,337 there's a sort of trickle down effect. 978 00:50:36,381 --> 00:50:39,210 The last night, I actually took a look at that proposal you gave me. 979 00:50:39,253 --> 00:50:41,908 You know, I be reading sometimes, you know what I'm saying? 980 00:50:41,951 --> 00:50:45,085 But that look exactly like the same proposal 981 00:50:45,129 --> 00:50:47,479 that y'all just offered my neighboring country. 982 00:50:47,522 --> 00:50:49,089 And you know what's so funny? 983 00:50:50,134 --> 00:50:53,746 I studied that same exact contract when I was in college. 984 00:50:53,789 --> 00:50:54,921 It's a joint venture, right? 985 00:50:54,964 --> 00:50:56,140 That's right, Your Majesty. 986 00:50:56,183 --> 00:50:57,663 Y'all get 45%... 987 00:50:58,925 --> 00:51:01,101 we get 55%. 988 00:51:01,145 --> 00:51:04,061 Sounds really good, but only problem with that is 989 00:51:04,104 --> 00:51:08,543 your 45% is on the gross, and ours is on the net. What's up with that? 990 00:51:08,587 --> 00:51:11,459 The exploration of exploitation 991 00:51:11,503 --> 00:51:13,940 -has to be bought. By us. -By who? 992 00:51:13,983 --> 00:51:16,203 If y'all bearing all the costs, 993 00:51:16,247 --> 00:51:18,858 why are y'all deducting before y'all give us our share? 994 00:51:18,901 --> 00:51:21,774 It's-- it's sort of par for the course. 995 00:51:21,817 --> 00:51:24,342 Uh, we wouldn't share the profits 996 00:51:24,385 --> 00:51:27,388 until we've paid for costings, it's... 997 00:51:27,432 --> 00:51:31,175 It's like a-- um, operational expenses. 998 00:51:31,218 --> 00:51:32,785 How do we know what you're spending 999 00:51:32,828 --> 00:51:35,004 this "operational cost?" 1000 00:51:36,441 --> 00:51:38,791 You actually came here in a private jet. 1001 00:51:39,835 --> 00:51:42,795 And I know you got kids. I mean, tuitions ain't cheep. 1002 00:51:42,838 --> 00:51:45,058 And goddamn, with that suit. 1003 00:51:45,102 --> 00:51:47,800 I've seen those before, that's like, $5000 plus. 1004 00:51:47,843 --> 00:51:50,759 Who's to say that you won't take those luxuries 1005 00:51:50,803 --> 00:51:53,893 and make them a part of your "operational costs"? 1006 00:51:53,936 --> 00:51:56,765 Can I just say, Your Majesty, 1007 00:51:56,809 --> 00:52:02,771 that there will be a certain amount of operational expenses 1008 00:52:02,815 --> 00:52:06,819 eligible for yourself and all of your Chiefs, 1009 00:52:06,862 --> 00:52:10,475 prior to us assessing whether we're going to profit. 1010 00:52:10,518 --> 00:52:13,260 -Sounds like a bribe. -Uh, sort of part par for the course. 1011 00:52:13,304 --> 00:52:15,219 Yeah, we're fair dinkum, Your Majesty. 1012 00:52:15,262 --> 00:52:18,570 How about I just hire you guys for exploration? 1013 00:52:19,527 --> 00:52:21,660 Because there's a lot of oil companies out here 1014 00:52:21,703 --> 00:52:26,143 that'd be very, very glad to be paid just for taking on the bidding, 1015 00:52:26,186 --> 00:52:27,274 like the Chinese. 1016 00:52:28,232 --> 00:52:29,624 Bastard Chinese. 1017 00:52:29,668 --> 00:52:31,844 [whimsical music] 1018 00:52:35,543 --> 00:52:37,023 All right, you two. 1019 00:52:38,285 --> 00:52:40,418 Tell me exactly what the heck is going on. 1020 00:52:41,767 --> 00:52:44,683 [man] Well, Mr. Vice President, let's start first. 1021 00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:51,777 "Sabia," in classic Greek, means prophetess or priestess. 1022 00:52:51,820 --> 00:52:55,128 In Greek mythology, it was said that a priestess 1023 00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:57,391 saved the Pharaoh of Egypt, 1024 00:52:57,435 --> 00:53:00,829 along with a substantial portion of the ruling dynasty 1025 00:53:00,873 --> 00:53:03,180 when Alexander the Great's armies invaded Egypt. 1026 00:53:03,223 --> 00:53:07,358 Now, she did this by leading them across the Sahara, 1027 00:53:07,401 --> 00:53:09,751 to the forested areas of West Africa. 1028 00:53:09,795 --> 00:53:14,278 What does this have to do with US national security, huh? 1029 00:53:14,321 --> 00:53:16,105 [woman] Well, sir, it doesn't. 1030 00:53:16,149 --> 00:53:18,369 But in a way, it does. 1031 00:53:18,412 --> 00:53:22,938 So, according to this prophecy, the mythology 1032 00:53:22,982 --> 00:53:25,767 is that the Oracle has been to the US before. 1033 00:53:25,811 --> 00:53:29,815 To the colony of Virginia, before this country was founded. 1034 00:53:29,858 --> 00:53:33,035 Now, the Oracle is a divine spirit 1035 00:53:33,079 --> 00:53:36,474 who guides through the Priestess, they're one and the same. 1036 00:53:36,517 --> 00:53:39,912 And the Priestess in 1619, 1037 00:53:39,955 --> 00:53:42,567 led the royal family out of West Africa 1038 00:53:42,610 --> 00:53:45,657 across the Niger River, across the Atlantic Ocean, 1039 00:53:45,700 --> 00:53:48,094 and to the colony of Virginia. 1040 00:53:48,137 --> 00:53:50,749 In order to escape the invasion of West Africa 1041 00:53:50,792 --> 00:53:53,665 by the Portuguese and Spanish during the slave riots. 1042 00:53:55,144 --> 00:53:59,453 Greece, Africa, Virginia... 1043 00:53:59,497 --> 00:54:01,238 Fake news. 1044 00:54:01,281 --> 00:54:03,109 That's what I'm getting. 1045 00:54:03,152 --> 00:54:05,242 This sounds like other stories, fairy tales. 1046 00:54:05,285 --> 00:54:08,723 You know what I need from you two? I need proof. Where's the proof? 1047 00:54:08,767 --> 00:54:12,858 All right, Mr. Vice President, let's start here, a little closer to home. 1048 00:54:12,901 --> 00:54:14,555 The Society of Friends. 1049 00:54:14,599 --> 00:54:17,297 That was the beginning of the abolitionist movement 1050 00:54:17,341 --> 00:54:18,733 here in the United States. 1051 00:54:18,777 --> 00:54:22,041 Now, they were founded in 1776, 1052 00:54:22,084 --> 00:54:28,134 in reaction to when the Oracle and the prophecy was omitted 1053 00:54:28,177 --> 00:54:30,571 from the draft of the American Constitution. 1054 00:54:30,615 --> 00:54:32,617 Now, the same Society of Friends, 1055 00:54:32,660 --> 00:54:34,880 several decades later, 1056 00:54:34,923 --> 00:54:37,361 they commissioned a statue of civility. 1057 00:54:37,404 --> 00:54:40,364 And when it's finished, they ship it to Washington D.C. 1058 00:54:40,407 --> 00:54:43,889 and they give it to President Lincoln as a gift. 1059 00:54:43,932 --> 00:54:46,021 It sparked the Emancipation Proclamation. 1060 00:54:47,109 --> 00:54:49,024 And subsequently the Civil War. 1061 00:54:49,068 --> 00:54:52,071 After the assassination of President Lincoln, 1062 00:54:52,114 --> 00:54:56,162 President Johnson sent the sculpture to New York, and signed an executive order 1063 00:54:56,205 --> 00:54:59,513 to classify all documents and records of the Oracle 1064 00:54:59,557 --> 00:55:02,299 and the Priestess, as well as the prophecy. 1065 00:55:02,342 --> 00:55:04,823 Those records have been sealed since 1870. 1066 00:55:04,866 --> 00:55:08,305 Look, I can't take this fairy tale to the President. 1067 00:55:08,348 --> 00:55:10,002 Okay? I need evidence. 1068 00:55:10,045 --> 00:55:11,960 I need concrete proof. 1069 00:55:12,004 --> 00:55:13,527 Where is the proof? 1070 00:55:13,571 --> 00:55:16,356 The proof is in the base of the statue. 1071 00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:20,186 In the marble is chiseled Sabalia's prophecy. 1072 00:55:21,405 --> 00:55:24,321 Anything else? What was the prophecy? 1073 00:55:24,364 --> 00:55:28,194 -Hmm? -Prophecy was that she would return in 400 years. 1074 00:55:28,237 --> 00:55:29,978 And when was this 400 years? 1075 00:55:30,022 --> 00:55:32,720 [man] This year, sir. The year 2020. 1076 00:55:34,418 --> 00:55:38,552 Well, I need to see this prophecy for myself. 1077 00:55:38,596 --> 00:55:41,990 I'm not gonna take anything to the President that's not concrete. 1078 00:55:42,034 --> 00:55:44,993 And if you say that it's in marble, I want to see it in marble. 1079 00:55:45,037 --> 00:55:46,734 Where is it again? 1080 00:55:46,778 --> 00:55:48,823 [man] We understand the statue is in the basement 1081 00:55:48,867 --> 00:55:51,304 of the Metropolitan Museum in New York. 1082 00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:52,914 All right. 1083 00:55:52,958 --> 00:55:54,176 Well, that's where I'll be. 1084 00:55:55,482 --> 00:55:56,657 I'm gonna be there in an hour. 1085 00:55:56,701 --> 00:55:57,615 Thank you. 1086 00:55:57,658 --> 00:56:00,574 [calm music] 1087 00:56:00,618 --> 00:56:03,360 Nigga crazy. I think he really thinks his kingdom came. 1088 00:56:03,403 --> 00:56:05,884 [laughs] Acting like he's been Marcus Garvey. 1089 00:56:05,927 --> 00:56:08,190 -[laughs] He's-- -Oh! Shit. Do you think I'm a fool, man? 1090 00:56:08,234 --> 00:56:10,715 Come on. We came out here to have a good time and this fool want to-- 1091 00:56:10,758 --> 00:56:12,325 want to rule the kingdom? 1092 00:56:12,369 --> 00:56:13,761 -Right? -She's got giraffes and shit. 1093 00:56:13,805 --> 00:56:16,111 We know your real name's Sebastian! 1094 00:56:16,155 --> 00:56:17,852 Your name ain't no damn Akon! 1095 00:56:17,896 --> 00:56:20,768 -Ass, yeah. Sebastian... [laughs] -Yeah. 1096 00:56:20,812 --> 00:56:25,164 You got these motherfuckers fooled, you ain't got us fooled! Tell your guards that. 1097 00:56:25,207 --> 00:56:27,296 -Let's get out of here before the guards come. -[stutters] 1098 00:56:27,340 --> 00:56:29,081 -Oh, shit. Let's go. -This got you tripping. 1099 00:56:29,995 --> 00:56:32,127 Psst. Put that shit out, man. Put it out! 1100 00:56:37,306 --> 00:56:42,399 [suspenseful music] 1101 00:56:46,881 --> 00:56:47,926 Got your back. 1102 00:56:49,057 --> 00:56:49,971 Let's see. 1103 00:56:52,409 --> 00:56:53,714 You little rebel. 1104 00:56:55,150 --> 00:56:57,457 -Are you sure that's him? -Positive. 1105 00:56:57,501 --> 00:57:00,373 That's fine, if you want to show him. 1106 00:57:00,417 --> 00:57:02,114 -Is it good? -Ah, it's better than good, mate. 1107 00:57:02,157 --> 00:57:03,507 You're not gonna believe this. 1108 00:57:04,682 --> 00:57:07,119 [laughs] Well, well. 1109 00:57:07,162 --> 00:57:11,297 Oh! Straight A student scholarship all the way to postgrad at UCLA. 1110 00:57:11,340 --> 00:57:13,995 -Goldman Sachs. -Until he went to prison. 1111 00:57:14,039 --> 00:57:17,869 After he got out, no one would hire an ex-con, so he was the one who did this. 1112 00:57:17,912 --> 00:57:19,392 Name's Sebastian. 1113 00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:21,960 Wait, how does he come up with Akon? 1114 00:57:23,527 --> 00:57:25,572 -Wanker. -It's "Wan-kay." 1115 00:57:25,616 --> 00:57:28,227 No, no, I mean this prick. Just look at him. 1116 00:57:28,270 --> 00:57:30,534 Well, it's not him. 1117 00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,320 He's pretending to be someone else. 1118 00:57:35,234 --> 00:57:38,280 All we need to do is threaten to expose his scam. 1119 00:57:38,324 --> 00:57:40,761 If the locals found out the truth, they'd probably eat him. 1120 00:57:42,328 --> 00:57:44,852 Phone that horsehair waving buffoon, 1121 00:57:44,896 --> 00:57:46,767 Chief what's-his-name, and tell him 1122 00:57:46,811 --> 00:57:49,466 -we're about to make him a king. -[woman] I'm on it. 1123 00:57:49,509 --> 00:57:53,339 [suspenseful music] 1124 00:57:55,341 --> 00:57:58,953 -Wanker! -Hey, hey, tosser! 1125 00:57:58,997 --> 00:58:01,652 [cheering] Yee-hee! 1126 00:58:04,002 --> 00:58:08,267 ["Bwa" by Witem & Pchris feat. Baky] 1127 00:58:10,965 --> 00:58:13,794 [Prince Kessian] Fantastic, Mr. Wanker. 1128 00:58:13,838 --> 00:58:17,929 All right, fine, Mr. "Wan-kay" Good news, good news. 1129 00:58:17,972 --> 00:58:19,757 I'm really happy about this. 1130 00:58:20,932 --> 00:58:22,455 [cows mooing] 1131 00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:25,676 [sirens wailing] 1132 00:58:25,719 --> 00:58:30,245 ["Bwa" by Witem & Pchris feat. Baky continues] 1133 00:58:44,825 --> 00:58:48,873 I'm the King, but if you knew what I was gonna tell you, you wouldn't call me that. 1134 00:58:48,916 --> 00:58:52,572 You've told us all you've been locked up for being a drug dealer. 1135 00:58:52,616 --> 00:58:54,922 I'm not a drug dealer, okay? 1136 00:58:54,966 --> 00:58:57,621 I had four joints that I was holding for friends at a party. 1137 00:58:58,535 --> 00:59:00,362 For four joints? 1138 00:59:00,406 --> 00:59:02,190 As delicate as those little fingers. 1139 00:59:02,234 --> 00:59:04,062 But listen, that's beside the point. 1140 00:59:04,105 --> 00:59:07,282 Your Majesty! This is important. 1141 00:59:07,326 --> 00:59:08,196 Yo. 1142 00:59:09,589 --> 00:59:12,113 My nigga. I'm-- My nigga, I need to holla at you. 1143 00:59:12,157 --> 00:59:14,681 Yo. What did I tell you about that word, man? Why are you still using it? 1144 00:59:15,769 --> 00:59:16,814 Come on, man. 1145 00:59:17,771 --> 00:59:20,295 Your Majesty. I need to talk to you. 1146 00:59:20,339 --> 00:59:23,603 -All right, talk to me. Tell me what you got to tell me. -I can't. 1147 00:59:23,647 --> 00:59:26,519 What do you mean you can't? Of course you can. I just said to tell me what-- 1148 00:59:26,563 --> 00:59:27,912 Dude, I'm just tired of hiding shit! 1149 00:59:27,955 --> 00:59:29,957 -Yeah? Yeah? -Yeah. Yeah. 1150 00:59:31,698 --> 00:59:32,917 What's this, man? 1151 00:59:35,093 --> 00:59:39,358 I just saw them and they asked me to confirm all this and I couldn't lie. 1152 00:59:39,401 --> 00:59:41,229 -Your Majesty? -Later, later. 1153 00:59:42,709 --> 00:59:44,189 -Your Majesty. -Later! 1154 00:59:46,060 --> 00:59:48,236 Just-- just leave me for a minute. 1155 00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:49,237 Leave! 1156 00:59:50,238 --> 00:59:54,591 [dramatic music] 1157 00:59:55,635 --> 00:59:57,637 Your Majesty. Your Majesty. Your Highness. 1158 00:59:57,681 --> 01:00:00,684 -King... King... King Sebastian, isn't it? -Look. Look, look. 1159 01:00:00,727 --> 01:00:02,686 -Isn't that ironic? -[stutters] I can explain. 1160 01:00:02,729 --> 01:00:05,384 He was the Roman saint bludgeoned to death in the Senate, 1161 01:00:05,427 --> 01:00:08,735 in front of his own emperor. That's apt, isn't it? 1162 01:00:08,779 --> 01:00:11,129 Now, I'm sure you can explain. I'm all ears. 1163 01:00:11,172 --> 01:00:14,132 So is the population and half of the UN. 1164 01:00:14,175 --> 01:00:17,744 Now, we have adjusted our offer, as you requested. 1165 01:00:17,788 --> 01:00:20,878 It now includes a first class plane ticket, 1166 01:00:20,921 --> 01:00:26,318 a passport and a very generous compensation package upon signature. 1167 01:00:26,361 --> 01:00:29,626 Now, we withhold this information for 24 hours, 1168 01:00:29,669 --> 01:00:34,108 by which time you will be a millionaire, out of jail, 1169 01:00:34,152 --> 01:00:37,851 and still in one piece, leaving us to crack on. 1170 01:00:37,895 --> 01:00:39,548 Pleasure doing business with you. 1171 01:00:45,598 --> 01:00:49,558 [somber music] 1172 01:00:58,611 --> 01:01:01,309 [birds chirping] 1173 01:01:01,353 --> 01:01:02,789 Are you crazy? 1174 01:01:02,833 --> 01:01:04,791 They're offering you millions of dollars. 1175 01:01:04,835 --> 01:01:07,446 All you got to do is sign the paper and we're rich! 1176 01:01:07,489 --> 01:01:09,361 We go back to America, we're balling. 1177 01:01:09,404 --> 01:01:12,581 Dawg, it's the first time that we felt home being somewhere. 1178 01:01:12,625 --> 01:01:14,932 We ain't got to watch our back. We ain't got to hustle. 1179 01:01:14,975 --> 01:01:17,108 These people accepted us as family, bro. 1180 01:01:17,151 --> 01:01:19,284 What are you talking about? You're not even the real king! 1181 01:01:19,327 --> 01:01:20,894 I just can't do it. 1182 01:01:20,938 --> 01:01:23,244 You see? See, Pewee has some damn sense. 1183 01:01:23,288 --> 01:01:25,072 That's why he got the hell up out of here. 1184 01:01:25,116 --> 01:01:27,161 I'm your only friend! 1185 01:01:27,205 --> 01:01:30,425 I'm all you have left here, bro, it's right here. 1186 01:01:30,469 --> 01:01:32,036 Let's get the money and let's leave. 1187 01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:34,081 I just can't. 1188 01:01:35,517 --> 01:01:37,476 They're gonna kill you, man. 1189 01:01:37,519 --> 01:01:39,130 And I ain't gonna be here when they do. 1190 01:01:40,392 --> 01:01:43,090 Look, they offered me a plane ticket and some cash. 1191 01:01:43,134 --> 01:01:46,006 I'm gonna take it. [laughs] I'm going. 1192 01:01:46,964 --> 01:01:48,400 Sebastian. 1193 01:01:50,794 --> 01:01:52,099 He's right, you know. 1194 01:01:54,841 --> 01:01:59,150 They'll kill you. In the room, if you say anything, 1195 01:01:59,193 --> 01:02:00,673 they'll tear you apart. 1196 01:02:02,066 --> 01:02:03,458 These people are animals. 1197 01:02:05,634 --> 01:02:08,289 This ain't the ghetto. This is the jungle. 1198 01:02:10,988 --> 01:02:12,206 Mr. President. 1199 01:02:13,164 --> 01:02:16,254 Every bit of information I come across 1200 01:02:16,297 --> 01:02:20,171 points to the Oracle being real and very powerful. 1201 01:02:20,214 --> 01:02:23,478 It's an entity who works through a divine and chosen Priestess. 1202 01:02:24,523 --> 01:02:28,266 2000 years ago, she saved the Pharaoh and the ruling dynasty 1203 01:02:28,309 --> 01:02:31,835 from the destruction of the armies of Alexander the Great. 1204 01:02:31,878 --> 01:02:35,447 And for over 1000 years, they lived in peace and prosperity 1205 01:02:35,490 --> 01:02:37,536 on the banks of the Niger River. 1206 01:02:37,579 --> 01:02:39,799 Until about 1619, 1207 01:02:39,843 --> 01:02:43,237 when the Portuguese and Spanish invaded Western Africa. 1208 01:02:43,281 --> 01:02:46,632 It was at this time during this invasion that the Oracle 1209 01:02:46,675 --> 01:02:48,590 saved the royal family 1210 01:02:48,634 --> 01:02:51,811 by sailing them across the Atlantic Ocean to Virginia. 1211 01:02:51,855 --> 01:02:53,900 Do you really believe this, Malcolm? 1212 01:02:53,944 --> 01:02:55,859 Uh, yes, sir. 1213 01:02:56,860 --> 01:02:59,079 It's written in stone at the Metropolitan Museum. 1214 01:02:59,950 --> 01:03:01,342 I've seen it with my own eyes. 1215 01:03:03,257 --> 01:03:06,870 I believe it's as if the Oracle has revealed this information to us, 1216 01:03:06,913 --> 01:03:10,221 and that we never would have known otherwise. 1217 01:03:10,264 --> 01:03:12,397 It's sort of like the, uh, 1218 01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:14,442 story of Joseph in the Bibles. 1219 01:03:14,486 --> 01:03:17,315 So, what would you advise I do? 1220 01:03:17,358 --> 01:03:20,535 Well, about this situation, I'd... say one thing. 1221 01:03:20,579 --> 01:03:22,450 It's an election here, sir. 1222 01:03:22,494 --> 01:03:25,932 [clears throat] And this could be very helpful politically. 1223 01:03:25,976 --> 01:03:28,369 It's in our best interest to... 1224 01:03:28,413 --> 01:03:30,632 protect Sebastian. 1225 01:03:30,676 --> 01:03:34,898 Help him rebuild Africa as a way of reparations for 1226 01:03:34,941 --> 01:03:39,119 400 years of slavery and oppression in America. 1227 01:03:39,163 --> 01:03:43,167 And I believe with this effort this will help the African-American vote 1228 01:03:43,210 --> 01:03:45,430 to go back to the Republican Party. 1229 01:03:46,866 --> 01:03:50,478 Mr. President, history would remember you 1230 01:03:50,522 --> 01:03:53,568 as the man who made Africa great again. 1231 01:03:53,612 --> 01:03:55,701 I mean, do you understand that, sir? 1232 01:03:55,744 --> 01:03:59,879 You will do the one thing that nobody has ever done 1233 01:03:59,923 --> 01:04:02,099 in the history of the world. 1234 01:04:02,142 --> 01:04:05,058 Made Africa a whole sovereign nation. 1235 01:04:05,102 --> 01:04:09,280 And given it its own independence from White European influence. 1236 01:04:09,323 --> 01:04:12,544 What's so great about this Alejandro guy? 1237 01:04:12,587 --> 01:04:14,502 And why do they call him great? 1238 01:04:14,546 --> 01:04:17,897 -He's, uh, a conqueror-- -I think he's Alexander the Liar. 1239 01:04:19,116 --> 01:04:22,989 -Yes. -He never met the Priestess in the Libyan desert. 1240 01:04:23,033 --> 01:04:24,904 I'm the chosen one. 1241 01:04:24,948 --> 01:04:27,907 -The Priestess returns during my presidency. -Yes. 1242 01:04:27,951 --> 01:04:30,692 I'll be the greatest president in the history of the world. 1243 01:04:30,736 --> 01:04:34,871 Europe's been sucking the breast of Africa for far too long. 1244 01:04:34,914 --> 01:04:38,265 400 years is long enough. We're cutting off their aid. 1245 01:04:38,309 --> 01:04:40,920 And a few other parts, if you get my drift. 1246 01:04:40,964 --> 01:04:43,140 [laughs] 1247 01:04:43,183 --> 01:04:45,882 I told the European leaders at the NATO meeting, 1248 01:04:45,925 --> 01:04:47,579 especially the French president, 1249 01:04:47,622 --> 01:04:50,364 the US will no longer spend taxpayer money 1250 01:04:50,408 --> 01:04:52,410 protecting their interests in Africa anymore. 1251 01:04:52,453 --> 01:04:55,456 I'll withdraw all US troops from Africa. 1252 01:04:55,500 --> 01:04:56,893 You know what? 1253 01:04:58,068 --> 01:05:00,809 I never liked President George Washington. 1254 01:05:00,853 --> 01:05:05,205 Some third rate historians claim that he's the richest president of all time. 1255 01:05:05,249 --> 01:05:07,555 Well, I'm here to tell you that he's not. 1256 01:05:07,599 --> 01:05:10,428 I'm the richest president of all time. 1257 01:05:10,471 --> 01:05:12,996 George Washington had plantations. 1258 01:05:13,039 --> 01:05:15,694 He was a slave owner and he was racist. 1259 01:05:15,737 --> 01:05:19,393 I didn't like that other fella either. Jefferson. 1260 01:05:19,437 --> 01:05:22,831 -The one that had sex with all the Black girls. -Yeah. 1261 01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:25,486 I really loved President Abraham Lincoln. 1262 01:05:25,530 --> 01:05:30,709 He freed the slaves and won the war. And I love winners. 1263 01:05:30,752 --> 01:05:33,581 That was a great win for the United States. 1264 01:05:33,625 --> 01:05:36,280 -The Civil War. -[chuckles] I love his attitude. 1265 01:05:36,323 --> 01:05:39,326 I never liked President Andrew Johnson. 1266 01:05:39,370 --> 01:05:42,677 Sleazy, crazy Johnson's what I like to call him. 1267 01:05:42,721 --> 01:05:46,638 I bet he had something to do with the assassination of President Lincoln. 1268 01:05:46,681 --> 01:05:50,555 My foundation has donated so much 1269 01:05:50,598 --> 01:05:52,557 to the Metropolitan Museum. 1270 01:05:53,775 --> 01:05:56,213 Can-- can I see your pictures? 1271 01:05:56,256 --> 01:05:58,345 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 1272 01:05:58,389 --> 01:06:01,348 We have a picture of the Priestess. 1273 01:06:01,392 --> 01:06:04,177 [groans] She's pretty hot. 1274 01:06:04,221 --> 01:06:06,092 When do I get to meet her? 1275 01:06:06,136 --> 01:06:07,441 Very soon. 1276 01:06:07,485 --> 01:06:10,009 This is her now. 2020. 1277 01:06:10,053 --> 01:06:12,969 I don't know what she uses, maybe a lot of cocoa butter. 1278 01:06:13,012 --> 01:06:14,535 -[President] Yeah. -There's another one right here. 1279 01:06:14,579 --> 01:06:18,409 The statue of her in Metropolitan Museum. 1280 01:06:18,452 --> 01:06:19,976 She's not wearing a bra. 1281 01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:22,674 I'm sorry, sir. 1282 01:06:22,717 --> 01:06:26,069 She'll be back in 400 years to choose a king. 1283 01:06:26,112 --> 01:06:28,419 These are the maps of her travels, 1284 01:06:28,462 --> 01:06:30,551 leading them from the area of Egypt 1285 01:06:30,595 --> 01:06:33,685 down to the Niger River. 1286 01:06:33,728 --> 01:06:35,861 Did you draw this? 1287 01:06:35,904 --> 01:06:37,036 I did, actually. 1288 01:06:38,081 --> 01:06:41,084 And here's a map of Africa. 1289 01:06:42,259 --> 01:06:46,089 We get Sebastian to unite all these nations here. 1290 01:06:46,132 --> 01:06:47,742 -Hmm. -When you do that, sir, 1291 01:06:47,786 --> 01:06:50,397 you will be the greatest man in history. 1292 01:06:50,441 --> 01:06:52,617 I'll be the greatest president of all time, won't I? 1293 01:06:52,660 --> 01:06:54,401 All time, sir. 1294 01:06:54,445 --> 01:06:58,362 You will be the one man who made Africa great again. 1295 01:06:58,405 --> 01:07:02,714 [calm music] 1296 01:07:03,802 --> 01:07:05,456 Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. 1297 01:07:05,499 --> 01:07:08,285 I-- I have, I have-- What do you call one of them? 1298 01:07:08,328 --> 01:07:09,982 -Hi-- uh, Holiness. -Your Holiness. 1299 01:07:10,026 --> 01:07:12,941 I don't think that we've actually been introduced. 1300 01:07:14,465 --> 01:07:16,510 I know who you are, Mr. Wanker. 1301 01:07:16,554 --> 01:07:19,731 Uh, it's "Wan-kay", um... Wow. [chuckles] 1302 01:07:19,774 --> 01:07:22,342 It seems I underestimated His Majesty 1303 01:07:22,386 --> 01:07:26,129 and I may have underestimated his people. 1304 01:07:26,172 --> 01:07:29,219 So I suppose what I'm asking you for is, uh... 1305 01:07:30,611 --> 01:07:32,744 Would you furnish me with some advice? 1306 01:07:33,745 --> 01:07:37,140 You don't seem to try to understand his people. 1307 01:07:38,228 --> 01:07:40,186 Ever heard of emotional intelligence? 1308 01:07:42,232 --> 01:07:43,755 Bye, Mr. Wanker. 1309 01:07:45,670 --> 01:07:47,280 Bye. 1310 01:07:47,324 --> 01:07:50,544 "Wan-kay." I, um... understand the people. 1311 01:07:52,981 --> 01:07:53,982 Look that up. 1312 01:08:00,032 --> 01:08:02,600 Uh, hello, Your Majesty. 1313 01:08:02,643 --> 01:08:06,038 I am Vice President Malcolm Youngblood. 1314 01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:09,955 I'm honored to call you on behalf of the President of the United States. 1315 01:08:09,998 --> 01:08:12,088 He wishes to congratulate you. 1316 01:08:12,958 --> 01:08:15,874 Mr. President is so proud, as is the entire nation, that 1317 01:08:15,917 --> 01:08:19,660 that an American citizen was chosen to become king. 1318 01:08:21,053 --> 01:08:23,447 And, Your Majesty, on a personal note, 1319 01:08:23,490 --> 01:08:25,449 I just wanted to say this is, uh... 1320 01:08:27,190 --> 01:08:28,843 the happiest day of my life. 1321 01:08:28,887 --> 01:08:32,151 ["Baby" by Rayge Smith] 1322 01:08:32,195 --> 01:08:33,239 Where are they? 1323 01:08:34,893 --> 01:08:37,113 -How you dey? How-- -[woman] I dey! 1324 01:08:38,114 --> 01:08:40,681 -How you dey? -I dey! 1325 01:08:41,900 --> 01:08:45,947 -I understand the people. How you dey? -Hey! 1326 01:08:51,866 --> 01:08:54,130 Fellow Americans, 1327 01:08:54,173 --> 01:08:56,349 as you may all be aware, 1328 01:08:56,393 --> 01:09:01,354 the news of the arrival of the Oracle to our nation 1329 01:09:01,398 --> 01:09:04,314 has been on all major news and social media. 1330 01:09:04,357 --> 01:09:09,101 I've just received a briefing from the National Security Council 1331 01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:11,582 that it is indeed true 1332 01:09:11,625 --> 01:09:16,630 that an American citizen has been chosen by the Oracle 1333 01:09:16,674 --> 01:09:20,808 to be the new king in the Kingdom of Africa. 1334 01:09:20,852 --> 01:09:23,985 I have spoken with His Majesty the King 1335 01:09:24,029 --> 01:09:27,380 and I have told him how proud I am, 1336 01:09:27,424 --> 01:09:32,255 as is the entire nation to have an American king. 1337 01:09:32,298 --> 01:09:36,389 Tonight... I signed the executive order 1338 01:09:36,433 --> 01:09:40,176 that authorizes Vice President Youngblood 1339 01:09:40,219 --> 01:09:42,917 to lead a White House delegation, 1340 01:09:42,961 --> 01:09:45,790 along with congressional leaders, 1341 01:09:45,833 --> 01:09:50,229 to Africa for the coronation of the new king. 1342 01:09:50,273 --> 01:09:54,190 I've also put forth an executive bill to Congress... 1343 01:09:55,103 --> 01:09:59,195 called the African Renaissance and Reparation Act. 1344 01:09:59,238 --> 01:10:04,461 Requesting Congress to gift $1 trillion to the American King. 1345 01:10:05,331 --> 01:10:08,856 This will be used to protect and rebuild Africa 1346 01:10:08,900 --> 01:10:11,816 as a form of reparations 1347 01:10:11,859 --> 01:10:14,601 for 400 years of slavery. 1348 01:10:14,645 --> 01:10:17,256 May God bless the United States of America... 1349 01:10:18,301 --> 01:10:20,694 and make Africa great again. 1350 01:10:26,004 --> 01:10:29,268 ["Special Woman" by Rayge Smith] 1351 01:10:59,690 --> 01:11:03,911 [speaking in foreign language] 1352 01:11:06,044 --> 01:11:07,350 [speaking in foreign language] 1353 01:11:16,533 --> 01:11:18,274 [speaking in foreign language] 1354 01:11:18,317 --> 01:11:20,667 ["Special Woman" by Rayge Smith continues] 1355 01:11:51,655 --> 01:11:53,004 [speaking in foreign language] 1356 01:12:19,726 --> 01:12:22,207 ["Special Woman" by Rayge Smith continues] 1357 01:12:39,877 --> 01:12:42,880 [speaking in foreign language] 1358 01:12:45,491 --> 01:12:47,014 [speaking in foreign language] 1359 01:12:48,799 --> 01:12:50,278 [speaking in foreign language] 1360 01:12:51,149 --> 01:12:56,459 [speaking in foreign language] 1361 01:12:59,897 --> 01:13:03,248 [speaking in foreign language] 1362 01:13:05,163 --> 01:13:09,080 [speaking in foreign language] 1363 01:13:10,951 --> 01:13:12,257 [speaking in foreign language] 1364 01:13:19,046 --> 01:13:22,702 [crowd cheering] 1365 01:13:24,617 --> 01:13:28,665 ["Special Woman" by Rayge Smith continues] 1366 01:13:48,641 --> 01:13:52,210 ["African Boy" by Rayge Smith] 1367 01:14:48,135 --> 01:14:52,096 ["African Boy" by Rayge Smith continues] 1368 01:15:41,014 --> 01:15:44,409 ["African Boy" by Rayge Smith continues] 1369 01:16:13,699 --> 01:16:17,050 ["African Boy" by Rayge Smith continues]