That little scumbag sure did a number on us.
Little scumbag.
While Edens Zero has an auto-repair system,
it will still take some time for it to recover.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I'm not blaming you for this, Hermit.
No, it is Hermit's fault!
It's because you were feeling sorry for yourself.
I told you, I'm sorry.
It doesn't look to me like you're sorry.
Oh, I get it.
You're hoping for some brutal punishment from me, aren't you?
I'll push it.
Mos!
You little brat! That's no joke! Don't you know any better?
It's been a while since I saw you two banter.
Sister is always picking on me.
It's because you're such an easy target.
I hate you.
Hate me all you want.
I'm just glad you're back.
THE TEMPLE OF KNOWLEDGE
This is part of my training!
I told you, it's not that hot.
Now that Hermit's back,
we just need to find Homura's master, Valkyrie.
Yes. I do wish to see her soon.
What was Valkyrie like?
Well, she was really quite awe-inspiring.
She was mischievous as well, but I won't mention that.
You said she's gone missing.
It was five years ago.
One day, she suddenly disappeared.
But we've found both Sister and Hermit, so I am sure we'll find my master.
-That's right. -Aye.
When we meet again,
I shall show her how much my swordsmanship has improved!
I must not relent in my training!
Come, Rebecca. I challenge you to a duel!
Not in the bath again!
-Wow! -Wow!
So this is it!
It's the curry burger Rebecca told us about!
And the pizza burger!
-It's great! -It's great!
Come on, Pino. You have some too.
I am not equipped with a tasting function.
This energy-restoring jelly drink is all I need.
Does it taste good?
She just said she can't taste.
But…
I just feel so bad for her.
-Master! -Quit crying! It's annoying!
Weisz, can't you give her the ability to taste?
It's okay. I don't mind.
I have a feeling that I will be able to taste someday.
I have a dream now. I have found something I want to do.
I want to become a human.
Oh, come on. You know that's impossible…
You can do it!
And when I do, I'll eat curry burgers until I'm stuffed.
-Cool! I love it! -Yeah!
There's no way a bot can become human.
I feel sorry for her, but it's just not possible.
But…
If you can really be reborn upon meeting Mother, as the legend says,
then maybe…
PLANET BROWN SEA
Chief, please tell me you didn't expose me.
I wouldn't make such a dumb mistake.
They saw through your disguise.
That's only because Homura showed up unexpectedly.
Besides, you logged in to Digitalis as yourself.
What kind of secret agent are you?
I was there in my own free time.
Besides, I'm the one who gave you the intel on Edens Zero.
If they find out your source, I'll be in trouble.
Quit worrying so much.
I'm more worried about your skill as a secret agent.
At any rate, I was able to locate Jamilov,
otherwise known as Spider.
Now I can infiltrate Drakken Joe's lair.
I'm still worried about you, chief.
Oh, no. The princess is here. Bye.
Jesse, you playing games again?
Why not? I like them.
Just don't overdo it.
Yes, my lady.
Your time is almost up, Elsie Crimson.
WARSHIP BELIAL GOER
Damn it!
God damn those douchebag losers!
I'll show them just how terrifying Drakken Joe and I can be.
Sir Joe is in a meeting now.
Come back later.
Maria! You're as hot as ever, I see.
And you're as creepy as ever.
This is urgent.
Won't you please move your leg?
Hands off, creep!
Sorry. I couldn't help myself.
I told you, he's busy.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Damn! I never get tired of her smoking hot body!
One day, I'll ask Joe to let me have her.
Drakken Joe!
I have urgent business.
Will it make me more money than what I'm doing now?
Hey! How are you doing, bro?
Who the heck are you?
Oh, come on. It's me! You know me!
He's in our company's tech division.
I think his name's Tick.
It's Spider!
Doesn't ring a bell.
Oh, come on!
Remember when I fixed your computer, you said, "From now on, we're brothers!"
-I said that? -Beats me.
Whatever. Hold on a minute.
I need to finish this first.
What's going on?
Shut up and watch.
Mr. Murray Morrison borrowed two million glee from us.
After interest, he now owes five million glee.
Payment is due today.
He says, "I swear I'll pay you back."
Damn right he will.
You always pay back what you borrow.
It's common sense.
There, there! Don't move too much.
That looks like just a glass bottle, but it isn't.
It's made using Dramour Ore, the heaviest metal on Guilst.
Weird, isn't it? A second ago, it was just glass.
That's the Dark Alchemist for you!
I see he's punishing a scumbag deadbeat.
We call them debtors.
So your work is drawing pictures or something like that?
He says, "Yes."
Then a little damage to your mouth won't be a big deal, will it?
Die, you scumbag!
Why does he have to die?
I wouldn't kill him. He can't pay me back if he's dead.
You see, money is the most important thing in the cosmos.
You ended up like this because you didn't pay back my money.
Got that, kid?
Don't you worry. I'll find you some work.
You can be a test subject for dubious new drugs,
or work in a mine on a stinking planet.
You could also be a pet for a big, fat, old pig woman.
Mr. CEO,
that statement is discriminatory against the people of Pigmoria.
For a fine woman of the porcine race with a large, unattractive body.
That will do.
Take him away.
Very well, sir.
Seth, how much loss did we incur from the disaster on Guilst?
Incalculable.
Nearly all our customers disappeared.
That'll hurt your reputation for always collecting your debts.
What about my…
It can't be helped.
We'll just have to find a new planet.
So?
Are you here to tell me something that'll make me money?
Edens Zero?
I feel like I've heard that name before.
I believe it was the Demon King's warship.
"Demon King"? What kind of fantasy story is that from?
So those guys beat the crap out of you, and you came crying to me?
I mean, seriously! Those small fries piss me off!
And that bunch of small fries has beaten you, right?
Then you dropped my name,
and came running after they spanked you?
Oh, not really…
My business depends on my reputation!
You know what that means, right?
Seth!
What happened?
Still as fast as ever.
Fast? What was?
Fast on the draw.
He's so fast, you didn't even notice
you've been shot.
This guy doesn't smell like money anymore.
But there's one thing I forgot to ask him.
Edens Zero does smell like money.
We've assembled three of the Demon King's Four Shining Stars.
We need the last one before heading for Mother.
We just need to find Valkyrie.
I don't suppose I could stand in for her.
Of course not, you pig!
I caused everyone so much trouble.
From now on, I'll do all I can to…
Don't worry about it!
Master, where have you gone?
You have no information at all?
Didn't you have some kind of lead that brought you to Blue Garden?
Previously, she said she had a companion on Blue Garden named Sister.
-I see. -So that's why you were at the guild.
How come?
That's where you can get information.
That does make sense. I was working at the guild before that.
What?
Master Noah gave me jobs.
That reminds me. I forgot to mention this,
but Master Noah is pretty darn suspicious.
When those B-Cuber girls were kidnapped a while back,
it made no sense for him to be kidnapped too. He's a man.
Wasn't it because he was with me?
No. There shouldn't have been any reason for them to take him.
Remember what the girl in glasses said?
It means that they captured him.
And the job that led me into that trap on Guilst was from Noah too.
There's a strong possibility he's got ties to Guilst's underworld.
The guild master is a bad guy?
You're kidding!
Forget about him. I doubt we'll be dealing with him again.
No.
If he tricked Rebecca and Sister,
I'll make him pay!
Shouldn't we focus on Valkyrie now?
I was thinking about that too, but I never could have said it.
Do you have any leads?
None at all, but I know someone who might.
Who?
The legendary fortune-teller of the Sakura Cosmos.
She just might use her clairvoyance to tell us where Valkyrie is.
A legendary fortune-teller?
That sounds totally exciting! Awesome!
What? But I thought fortune-tellers weren't always right.
Not her.
She's not so much
a fortune-teller as a bitch who knows everything past, present, and future.
Vulgar word detected.
Where might I find this person?
On Mildian, the Planet of Time.
It's said that time always stands still on that planet.
GUILD, SHOOTING STARLIGHT
Well… It's rare to receive a transmission from you.
Say, Master Noah. Do you know a ship called Edens Zero?
NOAH GLENFIELD GUILD MASTER OF SHOOTING STARLIGHT
That information won't come cheap.
Everyone, how did you enjoy the Digitalis arc?
Were you prepared for the worst when I said it would be cruel?
What's that? What part was cruel, you ask?
Well…
It's true that each person reacts to things differently.
Now that Hermit has joined the crew,
the only Shining Star left to find is Valkyrie.
They're now on their way to Mildian, the Planet of Time,
home to a legendary fortune-teller.
It is said that time always stands still on that planet.
And who is this legendary fortune-teller?
Oh, pardon me.
My, it appears that I have visitors.
Even I get visitors every now and then.
You'll dress like a bunny girl as promised, right?
That was my condition for letting you board Edens Zero!
I know. I did promise that.
I won't mention that I forgot.
Why not join her while we're at it, Rebecca?
I'll pass.
It'll get you more views for sure.
Who uses sex appeal to get viewers nowadays?
But you'd totally get men to watch.
-Rebecca! This sheer maid outfit would-- -Never in a million years!
-Lust detected. -Right on.
I'll explain how this works.
First, stand over there on that platform. It'll take your measurements.
Oh, you've got nice proportions.
Let me see!
Next, you input what kind of outfit you want.
All right! We'll start with a normal bunny girl.
Wow! They've got this kind too!
Once you've chosen a base, you can add parts,
remove what you don't want, and add patterns--
"Remove what you don't want"?
Don't you dare.
Right. I got it.
Wow! This one's cute!
This has tons of options.
This would look better on Homura!
Master, that's the sheer maid uniform.
Would you please hurry it up?
Okay! That settles it!
What are these hands?
-It's the "Traditional Japanese Bunny." -It's so cute!
It's hardly any different than before.
You're such an idiot!
Those red bunny ears!
The beautiful traditional pattern and bold neckline!
And the fluffy tail.
And to top it off, the wooden clogs with fishnet stockings!
This is way ahead of its time.
I like this more than I expected.
Right? I told you!
Where are my previous garments?
Don't worry. They've been put in storage. They'll be cleaned too.
I changed my mind! I want to do this too!
I'll do it too!
-Hey! Let us do it! -You can do it later!
So after goofing around, you ended up dressed like that?
-I'm a mafia man. -I'm a space ninja!
-I'm a cat maid! -A sailor uniform.
I'm a fairy.
I'm a Viking!
You all look so wonderful.
"Wonderful"? That's not fair!
We're still in our regular outfits. We've been left out!
Oh, but I do like this outfit very much.
Great Demon King, what would you like me to wear?
The sheer maid--
The sheer maid uniform? As you wish.
Don't follow his wishes!
Let me see.
Since you're Witch, how about the standard pointy hat?
As you wish.
How do you like it?
So beautiful!
I've never seen Witch's bare face. How stunning.
As a witch, it is embarrassing for me to show my bare face to others.
But if the Demon King likes it…
Yes! You look way better this way!
-Isn't that right, Shiki? -Yes!
See? Makeovers can be important.
-Moscoy! -You go back to your old outfit.
We're approaching our destination,
Mildian, the Planet of Time.
That's where the legendary fortune-teller is.
She will tell us where my master is.
Be careful, everyone.
Rumor is that time always stands still on this planet.
I wonder what that means.
Don't the clouds or rivers move?
Sounds pretty creepy.
I wonder if the animals are inanimate too.
You've never met her, Hermy?
-No. -"Hermy"?
I found this info on the Net.
I don't know the details,
but I heard the requirements for getting your fortune told are pretty harsh.
Rumor is that if she does divination, there's nothing she can't tell you.
This is a tiny planet.
They said time stands still, but it doesn't seem like it.
Agreed. The clouds and rivers are still moving.
There's a building over there.
I wonder if that's where the legendary fortune-teller is.
Okay! Let's go!
What's that? There's a sign on the door.
Let's see…
"Please proceed barefoot from this point on."
That's an odd request.
I guess we'll have to follow.
-Must I remove these tights too? -They're the best part!
Be careful, everyone.
I detect an abnormally high density of Ether beyond this door.
Prolonged exposure could adversely affect the human body.
We won't be here long.
Let's go.
What is this place?
There's nothing there!
What's going on?
It's been years since we've had visitors in the Temple of Knowledge.
I know all in the galaxy.
I am Xiaomei, the Time Oracle.
You're the legendary fortune-teller?
I am no fortune-teller.
I am the Time Oracle.
Whatever! Tell me where my master is!
I know what you want, Homura.
How do you know my name?
I know all your names.
Weisz. Shiki. Rebecca.
Happy. Pino.
How do you know?
I knew why you were coming, and when you would arrive.
You see, I know everything in the galaxy.
-Seriously? -Time Oracles are awesome!
Even our time of arrival? Wait…
I thought time stood still on this planet.
The clouds and rivers were moving, and these stars here are moving too.
Relatively speaking, time is frozen.
While on this planet, time on the outside stands still.
For as long as you are here, you will be unaffected by time.
In other words,
no matter how many years you stay here,
time will resume from the moment you arrived upon leaving.
I don't really get it, but that's awesome!
No way! All that about time stopping is really scary!
I wouldn't think about it too much.
That's just how things are here.
Never mind that! What about my master?
You shall soon find her.
In fact, I already know where she is.
However, I cannot just tell you for free.
-What? -What a cheapskate.
How much will it cost?
No. I have no need for money.
I know everything in the galaxy.
From the kind of boy your crush is like
to tomorrow's weather, and even the military secrets of every planet.
I know anything and everything.
Thus, all I require is compensation equivalent to the information I give.
What compensation are you talking about?
Let me see.
You want to know Valkyrie's whereabouts.
That could be used for evil purposes. And as for its effect on the future…
I suppose that's around level ten.
Level?
-What's going on? -The floor!
We're falling!
Welcome to
the Mildian Battle Coliseum!
WORDS WILL GIVE YOU STRENGTH
Subtitle translation by: Brian Athey