I be Captain Connor.
As ye can see, I be a ship's captain.
Wow! This is amazing!
Regardless of the reason, violence is a crime!
Therefore, you two have been deemed sub-criminals.
You are sentenced to 100,000 metals!
Shiki and Homura have been…
Fear not. They have not been terminated.
They have been sent to the labor district as sub-criminals.
If they can mine 100,000 metals of our planet's ore,
they can return to this region.
We hope that you all continue to live in purity and righteousness.
Madame Kurenai is the friend of the righteous.
What's the labor district?
They could be talking about the poor sector.
What is with this Madame Kurenai person?
Wait for us, Shiki and Homura. I swear we'll come and rescue you!
STONES
Where are we?
We must have been teleported somewhere.
Homura, what's that thing on your neck?
When was this put on me?
You have one too.
It says "100,000."
What the heck is this?
What are those?
Insects!
There are too many to count!
Insects…
Shiki! Hey! What's the matter?
Pull yourself together!
Darn it!
You pests!
Shiki!
Darn it! There are too many of them!
Get down!
Charge!
-One… -Plus two…
Makes a million power!
One…
Plus two…
Makes a million power!
One plus two…
Makes a million power!
I think it makes three, but I won't mention it.
Great, looks like we cleaned them up.
Are you new here? Are you hurt?
What in the world…
So you got sent here without any explanation at all?
Yes.
And such a pretty lady too. You poor girl.
So many insects…
Those monsters are called Stones.
And those were the weakest of the species.
They've got the least metal too.
Hold on. What you're saying makes no sense.
You see, we're hunters who mine metal from Stones.
All the ore on this planet is mined from the Stones.
The metal from a defeated Stone is automatically sent to Madame Kurenai.
The number on your neck is the quota of metal you have to send back.
You mean all the metal we mine goes to Madame Kurenai?
Who the heck is this Madame Kurenai person, anyway?
She's the most powerful authority on this planet.
The only way to get out of here is to work for her
until the number on your neck gets to zero.
That sounds rough, man.
It's not just my problem! You're in the same boat, dude!
What?
I have to fight insects too?
They're just small fries.
Killing them will hardly get you any metal.
Each one's only worth one metal.
There are way bigger ones.
Are they insects too?
No, there are all kinds. In fact, some look like kaijus.
Some aren't insects! Isn't that great, Homura?
This is not looking well.
I came here looking for my master, but now I must exterminate insects.
You haven't been harvesting much metal lately. What's with you?
You want to stay here forever?
I'm sorry.
I haven't been feeling well lately.
Cut your crap!
I heard that violence is prohibited.
We just fought those Stones, remember?
There's no law here in the labor district.
And that's the warden around here. He works for Madame Kurenai.
Who the hell are you?
He's Benzaiten Garrot, Scourge of Heaven.
That's enough of that.
He's passed out.
Hey! Don't!
You shouldn't defy Madame Kurenai's people!
If one person fights back, we all pay for it!
Calm down, you brats!
No! Don't!
Oh, you're newbies, huh?
I guess it makes sense that you don't know the rules here.
Looks like I'll have to teach you.
On your knees!
My legs!
My legs are going numb!
You scum!
My whip has a paralyzing effect.
On closer inspection, you're a mighty fine woman.
Homura!
I like the look of a beautiful woman in pain!
I can't get enough of that!
Shiki!
Out of the way.
Men don't interest me.
What's with that look?
You know what will happen to everyone else if you defy me, right?
You're coming with me.
I'll have some great fun with you.
You son of a…
I'll be fine! Don't cause any trouble, Shiki!
I'll extract info from this guy!
He doesn't realize that I can use Ether Gear!
I hear everything you're saying.
Darn it! I spoke my thoughts again!
Will that lady be fine?
She sure isn't very bright.
This is bad, kid.
Who knows what that Garrot will do to her.
I'd like to help her…
But there's nothing we can do.
I can do something!
I swear I'll rescue Homura!
Next.
This is Cedric, a model from the planet Genos.
It is a pleasure to meet you, Madame Kurenai.
Well, well.
Genos is known for having gentlemen who are appealing to the eye.
I believe he would be the perfect attendant for you, Madame.
You flatter me.
I am the one who is impressed by your beauty, Madame Kurenai.
Would you please remove your garments so I may see your beautiful body?
Certainly. With pleasure.
Come closer.
Madame Kurenai,
you are extremely beautiful.
You also have the power to control an entire planet
and virtually unlimited wealth.
I would do anything to be your attendant.
-Anything? -Yes.
If you wish it, I will keep you warm on lonely nights.
What do you think, Madame Kurenai?
In addition to being a model, he is a certified butler.
-There is no finer-- -You fail.
What?
How vulgar of you to touch me without my permission.
You must have mistaken me for some kind of hedonist.
I… That is…
I am terribly sorry.
This displeases me.
Anything but my face! Please!
If my face is damaged, my career is finished!
Is that so?
Damage to your face is all you fear?
Then that is why I will burn your face and turn it crimson red!
Next.
Madame Kurenai, he was the final candidate today.
Oh, was he?
Then bring me a better selection of men next time.
As you wish.
Incidentally, Ward…
Do you know of a ship called Edens Zero?
No… I don't believe so.
Ward, even you who have traveled to so many planets haven't heard of it?
My apologies.
Why do you ask about this ship?
Drakken Joe is looking for it.
I understand that it is equipped with an Ether Drive.
An Ether Drive?
It would take ten years of metal mined from this planet to get one of those!
That is right.
Which is why he wants me to use my Oculus Kurenai to find it.
And what would be your share, Madame?
It would be 30%.
But I don't like that idea, so I intend to outsmart him.
I am only interested in a hundred percent of it.
That planet is emitting rather powerful radar and jamming waves.
And that's keeping me from calling Rebecca's phone, damn it.
Moscoy?
Well, the radar will never find this ship. There's nothing to worry about.
You sound pretty confident.
Who do you think I am?
It's no good. The signal is jammed.
But this is such an advanced planet.
I detect powerful jamming waves.
I don't know what to do. I was hoping to use Edens Zero
to help us find where Shiki and Homura are.
I saw the whole thing, my dear Rebecca.
I know that voice…
Labilia!
I think you mean, "The super-famous B-Cuber, Labilia."
What are you doing here?
That should be my line instead.
This is no place for poor people like you.
So Shiki and kimono girl got shipped off to the labor district, I see.
There's no normal way to get there.
However,
I happen to know how to get into the labor district.
I could tell you how
if you would do me a favor.
You want me to do you a favor?
-That's right. -I've got a bad feeling about this.
You've gotten pretty popular lately, right?
So I want us to do a collaboration video.
For you, that would be a good deal.
What are you scheming?
Oh, if it isn't Hoppy and Pipo!
-It's Happy and Pino. -At least try to get it right!
Remember that B-Cuber kidnapping incident?
Actually, I was targeted as well.
Shiki rescued me, but I haven't been able to thank him.
If you're on my channel, you'll become more well-known.
And I'll get more views by featuring you, a rising star.
It's a win-win situation!
What do you want me to do?
I want you to do this!
I want you to cosplay Little Mage Girl Wibble Wobble Ruby Bobble!
But that's an anime for babies!
I'll name the video,
"Labilia finds out how far infamous B-Cuber Rebecca will go!"
I'm not doing that!
Oh, don't you want to know how to get to the labor district?
Don't you care what happens to Shiki and that kimono girl?
My! You look great in that!
This outfit isn't even close to my size!
-The rabbit's tail is so fluffy -The anime theme song?
My heart goes wibble wobble, catch me!
Don't eat yet
I still want to
Do the wibble wobble
That's the Wibble Wobble Ruby Bobble theme song from season two!
He sang it so well too!
Wait. He's the ultra-famous B-Cuber, Nino!
Anime will save the universe.
Hey! Isn't that Nino?
It's really him! That's so cool!
And look! Labilia's here too!
Are they filming something?
Who exactly is he?
He's a B-Cuber who covers anime and otaku news.
Is that Wibble Wobble Ruby Bobble I see?
Boy, you look lovely! That really suits you!
Thank you.
Would you stay out of this, Nino?
Is this your project, Labilia?
Sorry. I'll watch from the sidelines then.
Labilia is even friends with Nino?
Wow…
Okay, Rebecca.
This may seem contrived, but here's how the video will go.
Contrived?
Wait! What's this? A script?
You'd better believe it!
You hardly get any views because you never put this kind of work into them.
Every video needs structure. An introduction, body, and conclusion.
Wow. I'm learning so much.
Everyone, it's the famous Rebecca, known for her kitty-cat dance!
Hi!
This is no time to be doing this.
What's with the cosplay?
You're the one who told me to!
Tee-hee!
-Anyway, in this video… -But I'm getting along with Labilia.
And I'm learning to be a better B-Cuber.
Shiki! Homura! Wait for me! I'll be there to rescue you soon!
Everyone, Rebecca is willing to go further than expected to entertain us!
Oh, hardly…
Now for my final request.
Get up on the stage and say Ruby's signature phrase!
Fine. But this is the last thing, okay?
I'm going to wibble wobble your heart!
How cute!
I knew it! This is totally hilarious!
I call it, "I dumped disgusting soup all over a chick
who got carried away and thought people cared about her!"
Thanks for just standing there and getting humiliated
while you gleefully cosplayed a character from some babies' anime! What a loser!
I'm laughing so hard, my sides ache!
That wasn't in the script!
Of course it wasn't! It was a prank!
And just look at her!
How pathetic! She's so pathetic…
Oh, god! I can't stop laughing!
What is so amusing?
I guess a robot wouldn't understand.
It's quite funny to us humans to see a woman who's full of herself
get taken down a notch.
It is not funny!
Do not laugh!
Do not laugh at my friend!
What? I thought you were a robot. What's with the tears?
Forget about it, Pino.
I was a fool for trusting Labilia.
But…
I got a great video from that. Time to start editing.
Don't forget your promise to tell me how to get to the labor district.
What are you talking about?
What a lowlife!
How cruel…
I guess I'll have to start over gathering info.
Madame Kurenai is listening to everything that's being said here.
So don't say a word.
I know how to get to the labor district.
Come with me.
Also, anime will save the universe!
What a nice view.
What's wrong?
Why can't I use my Ether Gear?
Ether Gear works by reconfiguring the Ether in your body, right?
You can't use it unless your hands are free.
This is bad!
Now, it's time to have some fun with you.
Shiki!
Didn't you hear what I said?
If you defy me, everyone in the labor district will--
I could care less.
My friend is more important than that.
I'm not some hero fighting for justice.
If you hurt my friends, I'll let loose the Demon King in me!
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Subtitle translation by: Brian Athey