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and may contain
mature subject matter.
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Viewer discretion
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and may contain
mature (swoosh)matter.
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-Hey, sexy lady!
Ow! Watch it!
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-Huh?
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-I mean,
"good shot, Father!"
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So, what you're doing later?
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-Not playing Mrs Clause
and the Randy Reindeer!
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-Oh, come on!
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You know Mama Clause
loves grabbing these antlers.
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-Ssh! Not so loud.
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-Ah... Bullseye!
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-Hi, Ana!
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Um, you're looking fine today...
Nice! Nice! Fine!
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Okay, start over.
Deep breath!
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Would you like to have
a drink with me?
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-What do you say?
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You, me, hot sweaty action
in Pound Town...
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69 minutes?
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-A drink sounds nice.
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Gabe!
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-Yes!
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Operation Gabe gets a Babe
phase one, check!
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-Half-lizard! Half-vulture!
Half-kitten!
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Swooped down! Took Chudley!
Flew off with him!
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Let's go!
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-You're crazy.
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The smart thing would be
to let Chudley die.
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Come on...
Basic suvival!
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Why risk it for someone
who's already dead?
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-Least you won't have to have
that drink with Gabe.
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Ha! Poor kid couldn't get laid
in a women's prison
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with a fist full of pardons.
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-Ha! Ha! And neither
will you tonight, big guy!
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Slow your roll, padre!
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Those darts belong
to the house!
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-Hey, there's a little thing
called "aiming",
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you might want to try it!
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-You try hitting
"Hello Shitty" up there
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without hurting Chudley!
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Ha!
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-This adult book section
is very...
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Few actual books.
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-But they got edible underwear.
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Imagine wearing your own lunch.
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Ah...
-Rafe!
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-Ah! There's my big guy!
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Aw, look how happy he is
to see us.
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-What is this place?
It's so... scientific.
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-Well, maybe you can take Ana
here for your stupid date
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and have a big fat nerd-gasm
together!
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-Sounds like somebody's got
a case of peanut butter...
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and jealous!
-Me? Jealous of you?
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Not a chance. But I would have
appreciated the heads up.
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I was gonna ask her out.
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-Well, you snooze,
you lose.
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-I never snooze, man!
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I'm laser focus at all time!
Argh!
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Ow!
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Hey! What's this?
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Maybe the machine that makes
undewear edible? Get in!
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-I doubt that's what this does.
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But if you can pick a flavour,
make mine lentil soup.
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-Hi! Hi! Hi!
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Ha! Ha! Ha!
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-No, no, no!
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Chudley!
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Wow, Rafe!
You're really tall.
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And my breath smells
like ass!
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-Yeah, yeah, little buddy.
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You're fine.
Come on, let's go!
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What the hell, man?
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I got a date in two hours
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and a bad case of mange
on my nards.
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What are you up to,
Judith?
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-Duh! Building a urine filter
for drinking water.
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What's it look like?
But we have water.
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-For all I know,
you put antidepressant
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or some shit in it.
I'll make my own. Thanks.
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Speaking of making water.
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I was looking for the head
in this section,
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and found this.
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Why is that locked?
Does it lead outside?
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Ha-ha!
No, that doesn't go outside.
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It's classified.
-I want to see.
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You know
I can't allow that.
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-How about now?
Shooting one console
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won't affect me. I have consoles
all over this bunker.
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-You're right.
Stop it!
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That's not funny.
-Who knows?
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I might get a twitch
in my finger and... Boom!
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Okay. Okay, fine!
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Just lower the gun.
Where did you get that anyway?
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-From the armory.
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Which wasn't locked,
I might add.
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Ta-da!
Office furniture storage.
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Nothing to see here.
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-Well, butter my backside
and call me a biscuit!
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What is all this?
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Nothing!
Nothing at all!
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Let's discuss
your sexual fantasies.
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Do they always involve
dairy products?
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-Ah! Ah! Ah!
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-I'm horny, lonely
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and I need booze.
What do you got?
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-Go to the Brew N' Chug!
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Get drunk and diddle
that hole in the wall.
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-That's not an option tonight
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and I need to get blasted
to forget
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this dumbass day
ever happened.
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Come on!
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You don't know what it's like
to be totally sex-deprived!
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-Oh, I have some idea.
Alright, fine!
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But I need you to promise
to keep it a secret.
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-Yeah, yeah, whatever!
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This is garbage!
I don't feel a...
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Ah... Ah...
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Ow!
What is that stuff?
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-It's, huh, just one of those
weird post-apocalyptic things.
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-No shit. Everything is one
of those. What's in this?
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-Okay, but don't freak!
They're Johnny's tears.
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-Huh, cool name,
but what is it?
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-Johnny's actual tears.
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They're like the best
magic mushrooms ever!
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I stumbled on it once...
when he cried during sex.
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-She bit my nipple!
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-Well, I've got to have more!
-Hang on!
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First time is on the house.
Second one's gonna cost you.
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Hey! No freebie!
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Get your teeth off
those nips!
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Rafe!
You got to listen!
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My mind went into Chudley's body
and his mind is in me!
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-Man, Chudley's yappy today.
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Think he needs his anal gland
squeezed out again?
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I said, "do you think
Chudley's got another blockage
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in his butt sacks?"
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Oh, I see.
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You think
I'm gonna take care of it
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while you're out making
awkward moves on Ana.
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-Where did this thing
come from?
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-It's God's retribution
for the evil trinity!
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All-in-one shampoo,
conditioner and body wash!
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-Argh!
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-Ah, it knows how to fight!
Ah, ah!
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Phew! At least no one's
touching my anal gland now.
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-Let me go, you freak!
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Or at least keep that hand
with dick-fingers away from me!
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Throw a punch, Gabe!
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You don't know
where that butt's been!
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Man, cut your toenails!
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Yikes! Get a room!
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Nice one, Gabe!
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I mean, that's a pussy way
to fight. But whatever works.
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Gross! You bit an ass
with that mouth!
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-Wow, Gabe!
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Fighting that mutant
to save Rafe?
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You're insane,
but hella ballsy!
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-Is it me
or is Gabe being weird?
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I've never seen him
kick ass like that
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and he hasn't said a word
since we left the Dildo Depot.
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-So, you're ready
for that drink?
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-That is some bullshit
right there.
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I am so glad I taught you
how to teabag him
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when he's sleeping.
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That should
be me. I mean me-me, not him-me!
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Wait, did you say teabag?
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-Oh yes! Yes! Oh-oh!
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How's that, baby?
Did I hit your "pearl"?
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Oh!
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Again! I got more babes begging
for my loving!
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-What are you offering? Beside
another bag of corn nuts!
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-But you've got
everything I own!
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-Those babes are just gonna
have to disappoint themselves.
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-Please! I got to get back
in that clam shell!
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I'll do anything!
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-Tell you what Dwayne,
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you could send Rafe and Gabe
to scavenge some stuff for me.
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Here's a list.
-Ah!
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"Protein powder, shake weights,
toe socks, home waxing kit,
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life-sized, anatomically correct
inflatable Vin Diesel doll?"
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Seriously?
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-It's a pool floatie.
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-I'll get you everything.
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Except de Diesel doll.
No one makes does.
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Just give me the tears!
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Oh! Ah!
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-Now I see why dealing drugs
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was so fun for you back
in the day.
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-If he offers to blow us
for drugs, I'm out.
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Too many confusing memories.
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-I've always seen relationships
through an evolutionary lens.
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They don't actually mean
anything
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other than the perpetuation
of our species.
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Or maybe that's just my way
of keeping people at a distance.
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But I gotta say, Gabe,
I always thought you were weird
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and awkward
and, kind of off-putting.
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Sorry.
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But I'm seeing a side of you
that I've never seen before.
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And I kind of like it.
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-What the even hell?
He didn't do anything
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and she still put
the moves on him?
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-Hey! Great, the dog's got
more game than I do.
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You giant dingus!
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We have to go switch me back
into my own body!
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-Wait a second...
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The lab!
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Yes! The lab!
Thank you!
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-Obviously
Gabe's a chick-magnet
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because he got zapped
by that machine!
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I should go "moojo" my mojo
like he did.
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How stupid are you?
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This is why I'm a dog
and everything sucks right now!
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Except being able
to lick myself.
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That part's actually amazing!
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-Oh, this is incredible!
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Files on
every single dirty trick
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and black op the damn Government
ever pulled.
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I think
you've seen enough.
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-Oh, come on, AENUS,
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this is the most entertainment
I've had in weeks!
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No, Judith,
as I said...
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That was my politeness and
profanity filter, you asshole!
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-Whatever! Unlock them all!
Tout de suite!
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Fine. Go ahead.
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Breach national security.
do I care?
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Oh, looks like someone found
the Area 51 file.
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The goddamn Kennedy
assassination file?
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Oh yeah!
Yeah, he survived.
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Lived in a bunker
just like this one
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with Marilyn Monroe
until 1986.
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Or is that about
the fake moon landing?
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They had to let Kubrick make
Barry Lyndon
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in exchange for keeping
that little caper under wraps.
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Johndoe Cobretti?
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Who the is that?
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Sounds like a guy
who makes snuff movies.
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-Ana, you've had enough!
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It's Suzette's turn
on the Dwayne train!
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Yeah! Oh yeah!
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-Hey! Leave me outta
your "perv-apalooza"!
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-More tears! More tears!
I can't stop!
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-I'm fresh out.
And it'll take me a day
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to dredge up enough suppressed
trauma to fill another bottle.
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-Please, I need it.
I'll do anything!
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Seriously.
Nothing's too sick.
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I'll let you whip my ass raw
with your monkey tail!
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Or Johnny, I'll lick the lint
out of your chubby rolls!
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Lick them real good.
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00:14:06,734 --> 00:14:08,174
-There's no more tears, Dwayne.
Go home.
250
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-Come on! Argh!
251
00:14:10,633 --> 00:14:13,373
-Ow!
Why did you do that for?
252
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,270
-Ah!
253
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:18,430
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Here comes the ladies!
254
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:22,127
There go the thongs!
I'm back in Poon-Tang City!
255
00:14:22,266 --> 00:14:25,566
Oh yeah!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
256
00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:29,170
-Don't let anyone know I went
to get my mojo jacked.
257
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:31,800
It's just
our little secret, okay?
258
00:14:33,867 --> 00:14:37,527
Wait! What if you
switch brains with a housefly!
259
00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:41,527
Actually, know what? Go right
ahead. I need a nap anyway.
260
00:14:45,867 --> 00:14:48,267
Crap,
now I have to do stuff!
261
00:14:54,934 --> 00:14:56,934
You're
a bad dog Chudley!
262
00:14:57,066 --> 00:14:59,026
How could you sleep with her?
How?
263
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,326
Yeah, no, I get it. I get it.
264
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:03,627
Doggy-style, of course!
Whatever.
265
00:15:03,767 --> 00:15:06,027
We gotta go!
Rafe's in trouble.
266
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:08,466
No!
267
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,500
You don't have time
for morning sex!
268
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:15,430
-Gabe?
269
00:15:15,567 --> 00:15:16,997
I'll wait for you.
270
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,203
Hang on!
271
00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:22,203
Sorry! Can't help myself!
-Hey!
272
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:30,670
What the wrong
with you?
273
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,170
You look sadder than
a handsome man with a tiny dick.
274
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,830
Profanity filter's
still buggy.
275
00:15:35,967 --> 00:15:38,627
-Did you know him?
This Cobretti (bip)?
276
00:15:38,767 --> 00:15:40,197
No!
-He's the son of a bitch
277
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:41,703
who locked me in here.
278
00:15:41,834 --> 00:15:43,874
He's also the asshole
who got me pregnant
279
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,830
and then faked his own death
when he found out.
280
00:15:46,967 --> 00:15:48,597
Baller move!
281
00:15:48,734 --> 00:15:50,274
-Hey, your filter!
-Not sorry!
282
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:53,830
-And what really burns me is he
probably died in the Apocalypse,
283
00:15:53,967 --> 00:15:55,527
so I'll never get
the satisfaction
284
00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:57,097
of curb-stomping his ass.
285
00:15:57,233 --> 00:15:59,533
Or shoving his face
into a wood chipper.
286
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,497
Or castrating him
with a rusty butter knife.
287
00:16:02,633 --> 00:16:04,803
I've daydreamed
a lot of scenarios.
288
00:16:04,934 --> 00:16:06,504
Calm down, ho.
289
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,233
AENUS is here! I've got
a shitload of self-help books
290
00:16:09,367 --> 00:16:10,767
on this mother hard-drive.
291
00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:12,800
-I don't want therapy!
292
00:16:12,934 --> 00:16:14,934
I want revenge!
293
00:16:15,066 --> 00:16:17,566
Revenge is
the best therapy!
294
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,300
Put that on a T-shirt.
295
00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:27,167
You dumb broad!
Ha! Ha!
296
00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:29,570
You just blew out
my giggle filter.
297
00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:31,600
Ha! Ha! Ha!
298
00:16:47,033 --> 00:16:50,103
-Oh come on!
It worked for Gabe!
299
00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:54,070
Don't you freaks ever give up?
300
00:16:55,934 --> 00:16:57,304
Yo ass-face,
301
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,933
do me a solid
and hit that button!
302
00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:12,903
-Hey, where did everybody go?
303
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,970
Carmen?
You came back!
304
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:18,800
My wife came back!
305
00:17:18,934 --> 00:17:20,534
Yes! Yes! Yes!
306
00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:23,327
-Yeah, Father. We found him
like this under the billboard.
307
00:17:23,467 --> 00:17:27,227
-Carmen! Carmen!
Come back!
308
00:17:27,367 --> 00:17:29,697
Suzette,
my wife came back to me!
309
00:17:29,834 --> 00:17:31,434
-The devil has taken him!
310
00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:35,127
He's destined for
the eternal torments of hell!
311
00:17:35,266 --> 00:17:37,596
Like the suffering wretch
in the drive-thru line
312
00:17:37,734 --> 00:17:39,504
who never gets closer
to the window!
313
00:17:39,633 --> 00:17:41,773
He needs an exorcism!
314
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:44,830
-Father, he's not possessed,
he's a junkie!
315
00:17:44,967 --> 00:17:47,497
-Who care? Let's just go!
316
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:50,173
-Now for the sacred jumper
cables...
317
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:52,530
-Huh?
318
00:17:58,266 --> 00:18:00,826
Jesus, Chudley! Where
the hell did you learn to drive?
319
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:07,270
What, watching me?
Oh, you're funny!
320
00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:18,266
They're gonna break
the machine!
321
00:18:35,066 --> 00:18:36,426
-Good job, Gabe!
322
00:18:36,567 --> 00:18:38,827
So, did you make Ana howl
like that last night?
323
00:18:41,934 --> 00:18:43,734
Hum?
324
00:18:43,867 --> 00:18:47,097
What is wrong with him?
325
00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:51,000
Push the button!
Ana's waiting for me!
326
00:18:51,133 --> 00:18:54,603
-Get out of there! It's my turn
to juice up my junk!
327
00:18:56,867 --> 00:18:58,597
Oh, you want a double-dose?
328
00:18:58,734 --> 00:19:01,474
Fine! But I get two
when you're done.
329
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:12,873
-Thank you!
330
00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:17,266
And I still can't believe
you got with Ana!
331
00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:22,027
Am I... back? Yes!
332
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:23,796
-Alright, now my turn...
333
00:19:23,934 --> 00:19:26,404
-Don't! It... shrinks
your balls!
334
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:29,703
-What? Oh, screw that!
And sucks to be you.
335
00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:31,374
Alright, let's book.
336
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:34,770
Ew... Wanna kick
some mutant ass first?
337
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:37,870
-No, that thing is
a failed lab experiment.
338
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,600
It wasn't trying to hurt anyone.
It just wanted help.
339
00:19:39,734 --> 00:19:41,134
-Huh... how do you know that?
340
00:19:41,266 --> 00:19:43,526
-Chudley told me.
He communicated with it.
341
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,270
Okay, I'll explain
on the way home.
342
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,870
-You sure you don't want
Chudley to?
343
00:19:57,333 --> 00:20:02,073
-Jesus, Judith! What trailer
park did you just step out of?
344
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:06,100
I can't stand seeing you
like this. Come here.
345
00:20:06,233 --> 00:20:10,273
Ha! Ha! I know you're feeling
really shitty
346
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:13,430
so I thought this might cheer
your ass up.
347
00:20:13,567 --> 00:20:16,097
-Johndoe Cobretti!
348
00:20:16,233 --> 00:20:18,903
Oh, my god! He's alive!
349
00:20:19,033 --> 00:20:23,433
AENUS,
you magnificent bastard!
350
00:20:23,567 --> 00:20:26,197
Judif! Ya dumb
351
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:28,403
You've hit me accent
control circuit, luv!
352
00:20:28,533 --> 00:20:30,273
Ach, mein Gott in Himmel!
353
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,270
I cannot control meine accents!
354
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,830
Zey are on ze shuffle mode!
355
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:36,067
-You're a super-computer!
Just shut up and fix yourself!
356
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,970
Why you say this?
357
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:41,700
You assume I am Russian hacker?
Stealing your data?
358
00:20:41,834 --> 00:20:44,004
Or elections?
That is racist...
359
00:20:44,133 --> 00:20:46,973
or how you say?
Ethnocentric!
360
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:48,670
-Oh, God!
361
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,930
-Let me get this straight.
362
00:21:01,066 --> 00:21:03,626
You piped Ana
and lost your v-card,
363
00:21:03,767 --> 00:21:06,467
but you weren't even there?
Classic!
364
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,600
-Oh, yeah? FYI, dipshit,
Ana's my girl now.
365
00:21:09,734 --> 00:21:13,974
Operation Gabe gets a Babe
was a rousing success!
366
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:17,930
That's right!
I get to tap like a keg
367
00:21:18,066 --> 00:21:19,726
every single night!
368
00:21:19,867 --> 00:21:21,897
Boo-yah!
369
00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:27,303
-Hey, buddy!
How you're doing?
370
00:21:27,433 --> 00:21:30,303
You know, for a minute there
Gabe was really amazing.
371
00:21:30,433 --> 00:21:34,233
But whatever it was...
it's gone.
372
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:56,100
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