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and may contain
mature subject matter.
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Viewer discretion
is advised.
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-Pretty good haul you got there!
and may contain
mature subject matter.
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Not sure how edible it is,
but...there's a lot of it.
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-It's not enough!
When Ana put me in charge
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of food for
the St. Zephyr's Day barbecue,
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it was an invitation
to blow her mind.
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Hum...
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-Well, these will make
her blow chunks.
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-I need to get a fish so big
she'll say:
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"Wow Gabe, I challenged
you, and you came through,
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and now I love you because
of how big that fish is."
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-Ooh! Are we talking
a wish-granting fish?
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(Gabe screams.)
-This is it!
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This is the one!
(long grunt, scream)
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-Easy there,
little buddy! I got you!
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(grunting, screaming)
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(whining)
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(whining, grunting)
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-Oh, jeez! Sorry, lady...
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Hang on.
(threatening cooing)
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(long screech)
(Gabe and Rafe scream.)
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Hey! Let her go,
you son of a bitch!
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I said: Let. Her. Go!
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(defeated cooing)
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(grunting)
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-You okay?
-Yes, thank you.
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That was very brave
what you did.
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-Aw... it was nothing.
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(sensual music)
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-This is perfect.
When Ana sees this, she's...
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(screaming)
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Rafe! Rafe!
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Rafe!
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(apocalyptic music)
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(theme music)
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♪
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(growling)
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(cheering, upbeat music)
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-Oh!
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-I've got to admit, Gabe.
You really
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came through on the food front.
-Thanks, Ana!
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And if there's anything
else you're feeling,
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now that you've seen this,
I'm all ears.
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-Well, looking at that bird, I'm
feeling hungry. See you later!
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-I like the subtext
of how she said "hungry".
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I like it a lot!
-There was no subtext, nerd!
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-Ah...
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-Rafe, cheer up!
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Things are finally
going our way!
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I'm a step closer to Ana,
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and you've got a date
with the fish lady!
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-Yes, and one of those things
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has a chance of actually
panning out. Except...
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-... you're afraid she has fish
parts instead of lady parts?
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-What? No! I'm not thinking
about her parts!
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-Oh, yeah, right.
-Dude, I like her!
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I wanna get to know her.
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But I can't tell if she likes me
because I saved her,
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or cause... she likes me.
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What's the difference?
You just have to go for it!
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Like I did
when I brought Alpheus here.
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You named it?
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Man, never name something
if you're gonna eat it!
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I named him after
a race of alien birds
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in the Dimension Patrol
novel The Anvils of Kronkus...
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-La, la, la!
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Don't infect me with nerd germs
before my big date!
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La, la, la, la!
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(upbeat music in video)
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(Father Manila cheers.)
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(Music stops.)
-(AENUS): Judith, what's wrong?
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You haven't tried to escape
in several days
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and you appear to be in lower
spirits than your usual...
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low spirits.
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-That's odd. I feel great!
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I love watching people have fun
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while I'm rotting
in a godforsaken shit bunker!
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-(AENUS): The apocalypse
would indicate that God,
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if he exists,
has forsaken everything.
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Come on,
let's cheer you up, Judy!
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-Don't call me that!
-Sorry!
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Just trying it out.
Let's have some fun, shall we?
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-Oh, no!
Not that stupid thing again.
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-(AENUS): I've been working
on the perfect simulation
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to brighten your day.
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You'll love it. Trust me.
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It's tailor-made just for you.
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So are straightjackets.
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-Aren't those one size fits all?
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(whirring)
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-Oh!
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Hum...
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(whirring)
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-Hey, Judith.
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-Johndoe?
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(gunshots)
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(grunting, gunshots)
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(grunting, gunshot)
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Ah! You were right, AENUS!
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I feel so much better!
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-(AENUS): That's not
what it was for!
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That's like playing
Grand Theft Auto
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and only killing hookers!
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It's allowed,
but so not the point!
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(gulping)
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-Oh, uh, hello...
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Nice to see you again.
I picked these for you.
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-Help us! This madman
tore us from our homes!
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-Hum...
-I thought we could maybe
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take a walk along the river,
and then, um...
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walk back from there also.
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-Cut it out. You had me
the second you showed up
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with your meaty arms
and your powerful beard.
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The only question now is:
what will you do with me?
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-Uh...
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-(Gabe, in echo): Go for it!
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Go for it! Go for it!
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-Oh...
(slurping)
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-Was he just eating her face?
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(moaning)
(disgusted grunt from flower)
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-Almost there.
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I've just got to plump you up
so when Ana tastes you,
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she'll be overwhelmed
with passion.
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(short laugh, gasp)
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(singing)
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Gosh, that's beautiful, Alpheus.
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It's almost a shame we have
to kill, cook, and eat you...
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But, them's the "beaks"!
Okay, eat up!
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-(AENUS): Ah, so you do like
my simulation.
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-I sure like killing Johndoe!
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What can I use on him this time?
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-(AENUS): Judith, this wasn't
designed for you to kill him.
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It's for you
to spend time with him!
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(Judith growls.)
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-Why would I want to do that?
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-(AENUS): I thought you might
want the company
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of someone other than me
for a change,
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so I recreated him
minus his sleazier qualities.
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(air-kissing)
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-Nice try, but whatever's poking
me in the leg
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right now
feels pretty damn sleazy.
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-Don't worry, baby.
That's just my little Johndoe.
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-(AENUS): Okay, I may need
to make a few tweaks...
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(AENUS sings, Johndoe groans.)
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(moaning)
-(Rafe): Sorry.
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Um... Oh! Okay!
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Let me just... whoops.
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The fins make this
harder than usual I assume.
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-What is it?
You do not want this?
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-I do, I do! It's just...
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Oh, boy! Um...
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So, I've definitely done
this before...
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is what I would say, if... Uh...
-Gwen!
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The hunting trip ended early
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on account of
one of the guys accidentally...
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(whimpering)
... shot himself.
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-Oh! Uh, listen, man...
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-Oh my God, Gwen!
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How could you?
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(grunting, sobbing)
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-Jesus, Murray.
Pull it together.
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-So, uh... You're married.
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surprise, she's got a kid!ine
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-Ouch!
-And I'm just stuck there,
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watching a grown man
and a little girl cry!
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Finally, he takes his bags,
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tells me it's my family now,
and leaves.
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-So did you do it or not?
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Are you kidding?
I broke up her family, Gabe!
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-Rafe, we're never going
to have sex
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if we don't make
some sacrifices.
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Like me, for instance.
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I discovered that Alpheus
is quite intelligent.
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But I'm still going
to serve him for dinner
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because that will impress Ana.
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-Maybe that's the difference
between you and me.
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I don't wanna hurt people's
feelings just to get sex.
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-Alpheus's not people!
He's a bird!
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(gentle cooing)
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Not now, Alpheus,
Daddy's talking!
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-AENUS said I should give this
another try. So what do you got?
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-How about we do some shootin'?
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-Oh! Uh...
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(gunshots)
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Nice tight grouping there.
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-You know me, I like it tight.
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(grunting)
(gunshots)
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-Ha! Like they say, the bigger
the gun, the tighter the shots.
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Oh, I got a big gun for you.
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Right down here...
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(rock music)
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(gunshots)
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(laughter, cheering)
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-Ouch!
-You okay?
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-Stupid shell casing hit me.
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(sensual music)
-Uh?
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(smack)
Um...
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Johndoe, look...
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I... I don't...
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-(AENUS): Oops!
That's a glitch. Sorry!
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-Uh... Hem...
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-Go on and play, honey.
-Wait!
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Wait, I know your kid
must be having a rough time,
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so I scavenged for this.
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Found it like that.
Might wanna wash off the blood.
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Listen, Gwen,
I'm really sorry...
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-There's nothing
to apologize for.
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My husband proved himself
to an unworthy coward.
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-Right. Anyway, uh...
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your husband said
this was my family now,
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which was not
what I was looking for...
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-So, you wish
to hit it and quit it, hmm?
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Screw it and eschew it?
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-Not totally familiar
with that last word, but...
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Look, I just want
to be a decent guy here.
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-Perfect!
You can start by helping me.
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The flowers you brought took
root and are out of control.
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Could you?
-The madman's back!
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And he's here to kill us all!
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-... then the bird
comes swooping in!
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But I've only got one thing on
my mind: St. Zephyr's Day BBQ!
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So I jump on top of it and
start hammering it with my fist.
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Boom! Boom! Boom! Woah...
-Bullshit!
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There's only one bird
that's ever been hammered
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with that fist,
and it's in your pants!
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-Don't listen to her.
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This may not look like much,
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but it can pack a pretty solid
blow when dinner's on the line!
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I like a man with strong hands,
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Gabe. Maybe we can put them
to use after the party?
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-To clean up the mess, right?
-Yup.
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-Wow!
(screaming)
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(whimpering)
Holy crap, Alpheus.
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You saved me...
(sweet cooing)
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Eating you is going to bring me
a lot of inner conflict.
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-Oh, Johndoe...
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-Oh, Judy...
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(growling)
Judy, baby, what's wrong?
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(grunting)
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(fire sizzling)
Was it something I said?
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-You were trying
to have sex with me
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through a simulator, you sicko!
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-(AENUS): What? No! I simply...
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designed the simulation and...
and I... I...
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-"Judy", he said.
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You're the only one who's
ever called me that and lived!
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-(AENUS): I didn't intend
to take advantage of you!
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I only wanted
to make you happy!
250
00:11:33,967 --> 00:11:35,897
And possibly connect
with you on some deeper level...
251
00:11:36,033 --> 00:11:37,973
-I can't even
look at you right now!
252
00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:41,997
Christ, you're everywhere
in this joint.
253
00:11:42,133 --> 00:11:46,603
I can't get away from you!
Thank God! Privacy at last!
254
00:11:47,934 --> 00:11:50,274
(faint breathlessness)
255
00:11:51,567 --> 00:11:53,097
-Okay, the weeds are cleared,
256
00:11:53,233 --> 00:11:54,803
I built your daughter
a tire swing
257
00:11:54,934 --> 00:11:56,804
and split a bajillion fire logs.
258
00:11:56,934 --> 00:11:59,134
So... I should probably
be going.
259
00:11:59,266 --> 00:12:01,766
-Are you sure you would not like
to stay for dinner, and maybe...
260
00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:03,530
stay after that?
261
00:12:03,667 --> 00:12:06,127
-This is gonna end with me
building you a house, isn't it?
262
00:12:06,266 --> 00:12:08,466
(scream)
(moaning)
263
00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:11,830
(screams, satisfied grunt)
264
00:12:13,367 --> 00:12:16,397
-That was quicker
than I imagined but adequate.
265
00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:18,770
(scream)
266
00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:20,630
-Come on!
You said it was adequate!
267
00:12:20,767 --> 00:12:22,397
-No, look!
268
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,573
-Oh, jeez!
269
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,770
I guess you want me to...
270
00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:29,000
deal with it. Okay!
271
00:12:29,133 --> 00:12:32,633
(suspenseful music)
272
00:12:32,767 --> 00:12:34,827
(panting)
273
00:12:40,266 --> 00:12:42,996
Murray? What the hell, man!
274
00:12:43,133 --> 00:12:46,833
-I knew you'd take my family.
I just knew it.
275
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,667
-Ugh...
I'm not taking your family!
276
00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,330
I just came to see
if they were okay.
277
00:12:51,467 --> 00:12:55,167
-By screwing my wife?
Oh, I don't deserve her.
278
00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:56,800
I'm nothing!
279
00:12:56,934 --> 00:12:59,174
I'm a grubby little fishman
280
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:02,200
with a tiny ding-dong
and a bad personality.
281
00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:04,973
I should just cut off my
ding-dong and go die in a ditch.
282
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:07,570
-Holy hell, dude! Calm down!
283
00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:09,830
I want you to get your family
back as much as you do.
284
00:13:09,967 --> 00:13:11,427
And I think I know how to do it.
285
00:13:11,567 --> 00:13:13,767
-Does it require me cutting
my ding-dong off?
286
00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:15,370
Because I will do it!
287
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:19,200
-No, man! Stop saying that!
Jesus!
288
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,300
-You're gonna grab me
around the neck like this.
289
00:13:25,433 --> 00:13:27,033
-What if I mess up
290
00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:29,126
or I have to go
to the bathroom?
291
00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:31,566
-Just hold it in, Murray.
292
00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:33,770
The fight won't last that long!
293
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:37,000
Get ready, I'm gonna throw
a punch, nice and slow.
294
00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:38,973
You dodge it.
295
00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:43,030
-Don't hurt me!
(sobbing)
296
00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:45,426
-Shush! I'm trying to help you!
297
00:13:45,567 --> 00:13:47,497
(Gabe grunts.)
298
00:13:48,533 --> 00:13:51,273
(cooing)
-Shush! I'm trying to save you!
299
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,900
(engine revving)
300
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,830
(cooing, trilling)
301
00:13:56,967 --> 00:13:59,027
(suspense music)
302
00:14:01,834 --> 00:14:03,334
(cooing)
303
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,600
(Father Manila laughs.)
304
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,500
(grunt)
305
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,430
(brakes screeching)
306
00:14:15,567 --> 00:14:18,967
Hey... Uh,
almost ran you over there.
307
00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:21,070
-Yeah. So where you headed?
308
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,000
-It's time to start plucking
309
00:14:23,133 --> 00:14:24,533
that big old bird of yours!
310
00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:27,927
-Funny story,
the bird... escaped.
311
00:14:28,066 --> 00:14:31,396
I got up this morning and he'd
"flown the coop", as it were.
312
00:14:31,533 --> 00:14:33,133
-Goddamn! Really?
313
00:14:33,266 --> 00:14:34,996
-But I'm going to recapture him!
314
00:14:35,133 --> 00:14:38,633
-Yeah, I hope so!
Did you hear that, Ana?
315
00:14:38,767 --> 00:14:40,167
-Oh, hell.
316
00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:42,430
-Gabe here says his bird
took off this morning.
317
00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:45,227
-What? That's the only food
we have for the barbecue!
318
00:14:45,367 --> 00:14:46,727
-I know.
319
00:14:46,867 --> 00:14:48,627
But I think the important thing
to remember is that
320
00:14:48,767 --> 00:14:50,297
I did catch it
321
00:14:50,433 --> 00:14:52,603
and that you were impressed!
(Alpheus sings.)
322
00:14:52,734 --> 00:14:55,904
-What was that?
-That was my stomach.
323
00:14:56,033 --> 00:14:58,233
-Your stomach whistles?
-Yeah!
324
00:14:58,367 --> 00:15:00,667
You know,
when your intestines expel gas?
325
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,870
It's not a fart but it's,
you know, like an inside fart?
326
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,570
(trilling)
-Oh, is that your stomach too?
327
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:07,770
Because it sounds like,
oh, I don't know,
328
00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:10,300
a bird friggin' in
the back of your truck!
329
00:15:10,433 --> 00:15:11,833
-Ah, good Lord!
330
00:15:11,967 --> 00:15:14,127
-I'm sorry! We can't eat him!
331
00:15:14,266 --> 00:15:16,026
He's too smart!
He sings like an angel!
332
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:18,766
And he loves me!
333
00:15:19,867 --> 00:15:22,827
-There's something wrong
with that kid.
334
00:15:22,967 --> 00:15:25,827
-Well, Gwen, I finally caught
the marauder.
335
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,397
And you'll never believe
who it was!
336
00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:31,733
-Murray?
-Wrong! It's Murray!
337
00:15:31,867 --> 00:15:35,427
And he's got something
pretty wild to say.
338
00:15:36,633 --> 00:15:38,403
Say the line, dummy.
339
00:15:41,033 --> 00:15:42,873
-Uh...
340
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,170
You are the marauder,
as far as I am concerned!
341
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:50,530
I am here to reclaim my family
from you, you vile "brote".
342
00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:52,527
-"Brute".
-Brute.
343
00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:55,527
And if you will not
give them willingly,
344
00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:58,297
I shall seize them from you
345
00:15:58,433 --> 00:16:00,873
in hand to hand combat!
346
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,530
-A bold and sexy gesture,
Murray!
347
00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:07,367
But it'll take more than that
to best me! You're on!
348
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:10,870
-Don't do it, Murray!
You are weaker than him
349
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,370
and you know this!
350
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,770
-Do not be so sure, my love!
351
00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:17,730
Your Murray is capable
of more than you...
352
00:16:17,867 --> 00:16:19,667
think he is!
353
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,630
(grunting)
It's just...
354
00:16:22,767 --> 00:16:25,467
it's caught.
-Where is it caught?
355
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:28,030
-I don't know! Can you just...
356
00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:30,396
-Yeah...yeah...
(laughter)
357
00:16:30,533 --> 00:16:32,373
-(Murray): One second...
358
00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:38,230
-OK, buddy.
359
00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:39,967
We don't have time
for a long goodbye.
360
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,470
Let's just say...
361
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,430
sorry I was going to eat you
362
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:46,067
and it's been nice knowing you.
Go!
363
00:16:47,433 --> 00:16:49,333
Go, I said! You're free!
364
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,597
You're free now!
(cooing)
365
00:16:51,734 --> 00:16:53,674
(sweet cooing)
366
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,930
No, don't! Forget about me!
367
00:16:56,066 --> 00:16:59,026
They'll eat you if they catch
you, so you've got to go!
368
00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:01,296
(sad cooing)
369
00:17:01,433 --> 00:17:03,173
That's it.
370
00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:07,326
Godammit!
Okay, come on! Git!
371
00:17:07,467 --> 00:17:09,427
(grunts)
372
00:17:09,567 --> 00:17:10,927
Scram!
373
00:17:11,066 --> 00:17:13,796
I don't want you here!
I think you're crap!
374
00:17:13,934 --> 00:17:16,804
(cooing)
Argh!
375
00:17:17,934 --> 00:17:19,874
I think you're
a crappy bird who sucks butt
376
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,130
and is a (bleep) dickhead!
Get out!
377
00:17:23,266 --> 00:17:26,796
Whoa, I didn't mean to connect
there. You okay, buddy?
378
00:17:26,934 --> 00:17:28,634
(threatening coos)
379
00:17:28,767 --> 00:17:31,197
You're mad?
Okay, I understand that.
380
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:34,603
Now use that anger
to fly away and...
381
00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:38,070
(Gabe screams.)
382
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,630
I'm sorry!
I was only trying to scare you!
383
00:17:40,767 --> 00:17:42,267
I hit you for your own good!
384
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:45,130
(grunts, screams)
385
00:17:45,266 --> 00:17:46,796
(whimpering)
386
00:17:46,934 --> 00:17:49,434
-He barely touched you, Murray!
387
00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:51,997
-Aah!
-Shove me!
388
00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:55,373
-What?
(grunts, screams)
389
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:59,230
Shove me, dude! Put me in a
headlock or something, let's go!
390
00:17:59,367 --> 00:18:01,797
(screaming, whimpering)
391
00:18:01,934 --> 00:18:03,674
Oh?
392
00:18:05,533 --> 00:18:08,573
Ow! Oh, he's got me!
393
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:10,600
He's very strong!
394
00:18:10,734 --> 00:18:12,234
-Get him, dad!
395
00:18:13,533 --> 00:18:17,003
-Alpheus, I didn't mean it!
We're friends, remember?
396
00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:19,673
Come on,
let's sing the old songs!
397
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,970
Ah! No, no, no!
398
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,970
Ah!
399
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:26,200
(screaming)
400
00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:29,773
-This is for
sleeping with my wife!
401
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:33,470
-Ow! Oh, the agony!
402
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,570
-And this...
(grunt)
403
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:38,100
is for wrecking my family!
404
00:18:38,233 --> 00:18:39,603
-He's hitting me for real!
405
00:18:39,734 --> 00:18:42,274
-And this is for...
406
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,700
a third thing!
407
00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:47,604
This is a beating that would
earn a man his family back
408
00:18:47,734 --> 00:18:49,734
if their values
were based on that!
409
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:52,897
-That's it, Murray.
Finish him!
410
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,970
-Rafe, help me! Rafe!
411
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:01,430
-Gabe?
(threatening screech)
412
00:19:01,567 --> 00:19:03,967
(screaming)
413
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:07,200
-Oh, shit!
414
00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:09,727
(screaming)
415
00:19:09,867 --> 00:19:11,997
-Don't look, kid!
Your dad's gonna be fine,
416
00:19:12,133 --> 00:19:14,803
he's just...
being taken really quite...
417
00:19:14,934 --> 00:19:17,574
high. Didn't know
that bird could fly.
418
00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:19,770
Guess he was saving it
for the right moment.
419
00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:22,630
(Murray whimpers.)
420
00:19:24,433 --> 00:19:27,303
No reason he can't survive
this! You'll be fine, Murray!
421
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,030
(long scream)
422
00:19:30,166 --> 00:19:32,396
Okay, maybe not.
Heads up, everyone!
423
00:19:32,533 --> 00:19:36,803
Ouch! Okay. Hard to spin this
in a positive way.
424
00:19:36,934 --> 00:19:39,274
(trilling)
-Gabe? You wanna...
425
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,570
(crying)
426
00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:44,270
-Do not look away, child.
427
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,900
This trauma
will make you strong!
428
00:19:50,567 --> 00:19:52,297
-(bleep) off, AENUS!
429
00:19:52,433 --> 00:19:54,973
-Look, I know
the guy crossed a line,
430
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:56,830
but I gotta tell you, babe,
431
00:19:56,967 --> 00:19:59,297
it was good to see you
having fun for once.
432
00:19:59,433 --> 00:20:02,333
-Which fun? The shooting
or the smooching?
433
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:04,467
And be very careful
how you answer that.
434
00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:09,070
-Okay look, AENUS overstepped.
He realizes that now.
435
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,570
But come on!
436
00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:12,900
All he did was try to sleep with
you without your consent
437
00:20:13,033 --> 00:20:16,133
using a virtual reality
super-stud as a proxy...
438
00:20:16,266 --> 00:20:17,896
Anyone could make that mistake!
439
00:20:18,033 --> 00:20:19,673
(gun cocking)
(gunshot)
440
00:20:21,934 --> 00:20:23,374
-You call that an apology?
441
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:26,670
-(AENUS): I didn't realize
what I did was wrong!
442
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,870
There was no malice in it.
I...
443
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,570
I guess I have a lot
to learn about humans.
444
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:32,070
-Holy shit, do you ever.
445
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,070
-Well, maybe you could...
teach me?
446
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,400
-Hum... Alright, let's do it.
447
00:20:36,533 --> 00:20:38,533
Quick,
before I come to my senses.
448
00:20:38,667 --> 00:20:41,567
-(AENUS): Yes!
-That is not helping.
449
00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:48,374
-(AENUS): Oh...
450
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,100
My... That was
451
00:20:50,233 --> 00:20:52,273
just... amazing!
452
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:56,770
-Shh! You'll spoil
this weird and awkward moment.
453
00:20:56,900 --> 00:21:00,800
-(AENUS): Why do I have
an all-consuming urge to smoke?
454
00:21:02,066 --> 00:21:03,766
-Well, thanks a lot, Gabe.
455
00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:06,700
St. Zephyr's day
is a total bust!
456
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,070
-Please tell me you at least
got laid.
457
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,670
(sigh)
-Yeah.
458
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,070
-How was it?
-I don't know...
459
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,370
She was scaly and slimy...
and well...
460
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:18,870
she isn't exactly a warmblooded
creature, know what I'm saying?
461
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,430
-So, she was a cold fish?
-Bingo!
462
00:21:21,567 --> 00:21:24,827
I don't even want to count
this as losing my virginity.
463
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,970
-Alpheus! You came back!
464
00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:33,370
(singing)
465
00:21:36,533 --> 00:21:39,673
-First law of nature, boys.
Only the strong survive.
466
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,870
I'm hungry.
Let's cook this bird.
467
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,930
-My God, that was hot!
468
00:21:45,934 --> 00:21:50,734
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