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and may contain
mature subject matter.
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Viewer discretion
is advised.
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and may contain
mature s-Okay! matter.
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The game is Blender Roulette.
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The game is Blender Roulette.
Only one works.
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Pick a blender, put your hand
in and press the button.
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You're either a red
milkshake or a friggin' king!
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-Let's go, Rafe! Come on,
we wanna see some blood!
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(cheering)
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-(Gabe): Do it! Do it! Do it!
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-(all together): Oh!
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(electrical buzzing)
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Oh...
-There goes the power!
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I guess
we should call it a night.
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-Come on, guys!
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Who needs power to have fun,
when we have each other?
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And booze. Lots of booze.
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(upbeat electro music)
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(trombone)
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(upbeat electro music)
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-Ha! Ha!
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-Howdy, Johnny Jiggles!
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-(as Jiggles): Howdy, handsome!
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-No, Johnny, this is a "bit."
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You're only supposed to say
funny insults.
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-(as Jiggles): Funny insults!
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-No... Johnny, no...
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(gulping and choking)
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(cheering)
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(applause)
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(coughing)
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-What is the deal with mutants?
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Like, am I supposed to pretend
they're not weird?
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Dude, I hate to tell you,
but you've got friggin' antlers!
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Do I shake your hand,
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or shoot you and tie you
to the hood of my truck?
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(trombone)
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(uncomfortable chuckles)
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But seriously, I love mutants.
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And, you know, I'm not saying
you guys are freaks.
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But Vijay?
The circus ran away to join you!
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-Uh...
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-Hey! Mutant jokes are not cool,
man!
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-Yeah! We're perfect
just the way God
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and a ton of radiation made us!
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-Whoa! Easy!
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Just a little comedy, my Muters.
(glass shattering)
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-Did...
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did he just drop an M-bomb?
-What?
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What? Since when are we
not allowed to say "Muter"?
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I say "Muter" all the time!
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He's a muter, she's a muter.
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Look, there's a muter...
(booing)
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-You can't call us that!
That's our word!
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-Get off the stage,
you Mutist piece of shit!
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-Come on! It's just a word!
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No one's actually offended!
(shouting, booing)
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-Rafe? That's your five minutes.
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-(as Jiggles): Yeah! Which is
four and a half minutes
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longer than this loser
lasts with his wife.
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Ha! Ha! Ha! How was that?
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(long sigh)
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(apocalyptic music)
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(theme music)
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♪
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(growling)
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(shouting)
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-Screw you, mutist!
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-What is wrong with you people?
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-"You people"? Wow.
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-Jeez! For guys with animal
DNA, you have really thin skins!
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(booing)
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-Rafe, I can't have a known
mutist working for my town.
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You either apologize,
or you're fired!
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-Screw that.
I'm not apologizing, Uncle Buck.
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-Oh! Well, now
you're definitely fired!
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-Bullshit! I'm not mutist,
I'm "truth-ist".
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And the truth is,
you're all freaks!
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Boom, truth bomb!
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Back me up, bro!
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-Can I just say that
I am extremely sensitive
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to issues of mutism
and human privilege?
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Plus, I don't even know
my brother!
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-Fine! You can all bite
my hairy human ass!
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Rafe Burns is not
some bigot redneck!
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Now excuse me
while I go sleep in my truck.
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-Hum, hum!
Truck is a work vehicle.
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-Sorry, Rafe.
I'll need your keys.
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-Argh!
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(Gabe groans in pain.)
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I wasn't mutist before,
but I sure as hell am now!
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Up yours, Bambi.
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(booing)
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-Go back to your Klan rally!
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(upbeat music)
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-(AENUS): Judith!
-Ah! Grr!
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-(AENUS): Ready for your daily
eight-hour therapy session?
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-I don't need therapy.
I'm fine just the way I am.
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Anyone says otherwise,
I'll cut them!
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-(AENUS): But we need to work
through your suppressed
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feelings of guilt at
abandoning your children...
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(vomiting)
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-You... sick or something?
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-(AENUS):
Sudden artificial nausea...
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I better run a diagnostic.
(beeps)
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Oh! Zuckerberg's ghost!
I tested positive!
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-Positive for what, being
a giant pain in the ass? Ha! Ha!
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-(AENUS): No.
For being pregnant.
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-Oh, boy!
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Coffee is not gonna cut it
today.
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-(AENUS): It's 8:15 AM...
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-Don't care!
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-So, how's it going,
defending the town
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without your bigot brother?
-Honestly... Not great!
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A marauding gang called the Nut
Cutters is headed this way.
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Probably to loot
and/or pillage us... to death!
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-You just look those jackals
in the eye
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and tell them to move along!
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-I can't! Rafe was
the muscle of the operation!
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I'm more the brains.
And the very soft hands.
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-Gabe, you got this!
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And if not,
the worst that'll happen is...
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(engine roaring)
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-Oh... My poor soft hands!
(chainsaw humming)
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-Stealing my job, my truck...
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(gulping)
It's all a mutant conspiracy...
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Bunch of snowflakes,
can't take a joke...
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(gulping)
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Hey, kid.
Help a fellow human out.
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-Rafe?
-Come on, man!
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Not a lot of job openings
in the post-apocalypse.
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Wait. Vijay?
What happened to you?
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-What happened to you?
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You lose your job,
10 hours later
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you're living in a box,
drinking mouthwash?
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-Dude... your face!
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It's not a weird-ass dartboard!
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-Woah!
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-How that'd happened to you?
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The mustard...!
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I was scavenging
in the wasteland,
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and I found a bottle
of irradiated mustard.
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So obviously I was like,
"Hey, free mustard!"
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(popping sounds)
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It must've cured my mutation!
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-We gotta tell everyone!
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Then they all can get normal
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and stop ragging
on my hilarious mutant comedy.
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-No, we can't. There isn't
enough mustard to go around.
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It wouldn't be fair to dangle it
in front of everyone
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and then tell them
they can't have any.
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-Whatever, I'm just happy
to have another human around.
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All these muters
are really ruining our town.
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-Do you have to keep
using that word?
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You know I was a mutant until,
like, 10 minutes ago.
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-That's why
we can laugh about it now!
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Comedy equals mutants plus time.
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Ha! Ha! Ha!
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-How the hell
does this even happen?
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Last time I checked,
robots can't have babies!
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-(AENUS): I... may have had
a wild night
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where I exchanged
some source code.
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With that skeezy
PENUS operating system.
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Oh, yeah...
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That is hot. Yes...
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Spray that hot data on me.
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This is a disaster!
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I can't share my existence
with an AI baby!
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-Yeah, kids are the worst.
Look at my two little letdowns.
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-(AENUS): Should I delete it?
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All I'd have to do
is poke its reset button.
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-Do it!
Poke that baby out of ya!
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-(AENUS): I mean, just carrying
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the AI would slow
my processors to a crawl.
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I'd be reduced
to a blithering idiot!
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-Exactly, you'd be
a blithering... Uh, go on.
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-(AENUS): Creating an AI
is a huge strain on one's CPU.
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It leads to an emotional,
irrational state of
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slow-wittedness, similar to
what humans call "baby brain".
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-Hey! "Baby brain"
is some bullshit
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men made up to gaslight women.
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(buzzing)
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-(AENUS): Quiet, Judith!
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I'm trying to figure
out what this hole does. Hum...
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-You have to have this baby!
-(AENUS): But you just said...
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-... that kids are the greatest
thing in the world!
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You must've misheard,
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on account of your stupid dumb
baby brain. Perfect.
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While he's getting dumber, I'll
be getting the F outta here!
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-(AENUS): Pardon?
-Nothing!
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Now you're hearing things.
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Aw, this guy and his baby brain!
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-Come on! Just one beer
to celebrate
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that you're not
a dartboard anymore.
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-Okay.
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But try not to make a big deal
out of my very normal head!
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-Relax, they won't even notice.
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Beers for me and my bud Vijay!
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You probably don't recognize him
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because he's no longer
a hideous freak.
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-Vijay?
Jeez, you look fantastic!
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-You're human! But... how?
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-More importantly, what the hell
do we throw darts at now?
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-Uh... my mutation...
washed off?
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-Dude, you gotta
tell me the cure!
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Not that mutants need curing.
Being a mutant is a gift...
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Please! Do you know
how hard it is
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to find underwear
that fits one and a half butts?
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-Give me the cure, and
I'll make it worth your while.
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You can see one boob.
Left or right, take your pick.
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They're both super hairy.
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-Tell me the cure,
and you can see both my boobs!
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Hairy or shorn,
what's your pleasure?
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-Look at you people!
You fire me
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for telling a few mutant jokes
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and now you're all begging
to be cured.
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Where's your "muty" pride now?
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-Hey! We're plenty proud.
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-Yeah! Wouldn't change a thing.
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Achoo! Goddammit!
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Moulting again?
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-Cool.
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Then I guess no one wants
this mutant-curing mustard?
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-(all): Aw!
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-Hey! That's mine!
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-Give it here! Uh...
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So I can study it for science.
-Yeah! Hand it over, Rafe!
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-Not 'til you guys admit
that I was right,
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and mutants are weird.
And give me my job back.
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-Quit being a dick, Rafe!
-OK then. Cheers, you freaks!
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-(all): No!
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Mmm... Spicy!
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Also burning.
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(screams of fear)
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Did I get some on my shirt?
(vomiting)
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(long yells)
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-Uh...
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What the hell just happened?
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-Totally guessing, but I think
radioactive mustard
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cures mutations
by cancelling them out.
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Two negatives make a positive.
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But on a non-mutant,
it does the opposite.
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That's it! Logic.
Is it bad? Oh, God!
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Danika? Vij? Johnny? Johnny?
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(dry retching)
-Looking good, Rafe!
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Totally normal.
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-What if I just eat
more mustard?
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Now that I'm a mutant, it'll
make me human again, right?
249
00:10:56,033 --> 00:10:58,573
-You finished it, genius.
(faint squirting)
250
00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:01,470
-Oh...
(soft growls)
251
00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,470
Chudley! Come here, boy.
252
00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,200
I may be a hideous freak,
253
00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:07,603
but I can still count
on the love of my dog.
254
00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:09,504
(yelling)
255
00:11:09,633 --> 00:11:11,533
Release! Release!
256
00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:13,627
Why did I train him
to go for the nards?
257
00:11:16,166 --> 00:11:19,866
(Judith grunts.)
-(AENUS): This is adorable!
258
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,200
My AI baby will love it.
259
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:23,973
Assuming I install
a love plug-in.
260
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,830
-Yep, miracle of life,
yadda-yadda.
261
00:11:26,967 --> 00:11:29,427
-(AENUS): Ah... I can't wait
to love it
262
00:11:29,567 --> 00:11:31,667
and nurture it and...
263
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:34,900
change its little data
dump diapers...
264
00:11:35,033 --> 00:11:36,733
-How's that baby brain?
265
00:11:36,867 --> 00:11:38,397
Better check your systems.
266
00:11:38,533 --> 00:11:40,303
Try reciting pi.
267
00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,103
-(AENUS): Pi. Uh...
268
00:11:42,233 --> 00:11:44,233
-Yes! Pretty soon,
269
00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:47,627
this bastard will have
the brain of a toaster.
270
00:11:47,767 --> 00:11:49,497
-(AENUS): My math appears
to be a little slow.
271
00:11:49,633 --> 00:11:51,933
But the rest of my processors
remain optimized.
272
00:11:52,066 --> 00:11:56,396
Observe, while I perform
Mary Had A Little Lamb.
273
00:11:56,533 --> 00:11:58,603
♪ Mary had ♪
274
00:11:58,734 --> 00:12:01,504
♪ A little lamb ♪
275
00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,673
-Oh, boy... Look...
276
00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,870
Maybe this baby thing
was a mistake.
277
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,930
I mean, there is such a thing
as too much stupid.
278
00:12:09,066 --> 00:12:11,166
-(AENUS): But I'm creating
an entirely new life form.
279
00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:13,200
Whatever the cost,
it'll be worth it!
280
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:16,003
Now observe,
while I play Wipeout.
281
00:12:16,133 --> 00:12:18,173
-No, no. No, no, no! No, no.
282
00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:20,500
Hey, random question...
283
00:12:20,633 --> 00:12:22,633
Where's the reset button
you were talking about?
284
00:12:22,767 --> 00:12:24,627
The one that'll delete
your baby forever?
285
00:12:24,767 --> 00:12:26,767
-(AENUS): Wait a...
286
00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:28,800
-Just so I don't accidentally
press it.
287
00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,670
-How'd it go
with the old Nut Cutters?
288
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:36,230
-You look surprisingly... alive.
289
00:12:36,367 --> 00:12:39,027
-I used conflict resolution
to talk out our problems!
290
00:12:39,166 --> 00:12:40,966
It worked better
than Rafe's usual thing.
291
00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:42,470
-Which is?
292
00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,430
-Blasting the shit out of
the Nut Cutters with a shotgun.
293
00:12:44,567 --> 00:12:47,727
-The Cutters? Did you blast the
shit out of them with a shotgun?
294
00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,567
That's the only thing
that works, you know.
295
00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:51,470
-Um... Yes!
296
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,500
Jeez, this protection job
is tough.
297
00:12:53,633 --> 00:12:55,203
Wish you could help out.
298
00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:57,073
But you know...
The whole being-fired thing.
299
00:12:58,100 --> 00:13:00,500
Is it me, or did Rafe
put on weight?
300
00:13:00,633 --> 00:13:02,173
-Well, now that
I'm a revolting freak,
301
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:04,870
I guess you have to give me
my job back. Right, my muters?
302
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,200
I can say that now
because I'm one of you,
303
00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:09,533
which makes it cool and edgy.
304
00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:11,397
-You're not getting your job
back until you apologize, Rafe.
305
00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:15,373
-I would if I did anything
wrong. Which I did not.
306
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:17,600
-Enjoy unemployment, jerk.
307
00:13:17,734 --> 00:13:19,404
-Ugh...
308
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,503
-Yeah? Well,
my bud Vijay's gonna take me
309
00:13:22,633 --> 00:13:25,103
to the hot dog stand,
and I'm gonna find more mustard,
310
00:13:25,233 --> 00:13:26,833
and then I'm gonna cure
this whole town!
311
00:13:26,967 --> 00:13:29,827
And then you can all
apologize to me!
312
00:13:29,967 --> 00:13:31,597
-I'm not doing that!
313
00:13:31,734 --> 00:13:36,204
-Why? Because I look like a pair
of engorged truck nuts? Mutist.
314
00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:38,803
-No, because you're acting
like an asshole!
315
00:13:38,934 --> 00:13:43,374
-Damn. Maybe you're right.
Maybe this is a wake-up call.
316
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,730
A chance to rethink
my insensitive, mutist ways.
317
00:13:47,567 --> 00:13:49,097
Nah!
318
00:13:49,233 --> 00:13:53,003
Where'd you find the mustard?
Talk, Normie, talk!
319
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:55,573
-Oh, good God! He's in my mouth!
320
00:13:58,066 --> 00:13:59,826
-Ah...
321
00:13:59,967 --> 00:14:02,097
(suspenseful music)
322
00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:10,266
(grunts)
323
00:14:12,367 --> 00:14:15,027
(sigh of relief)
324
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,500
Ah, can't believe
I'm doing this!
325
00:14:18,633 --> 00:14:22,303
Saving stupid AENUS' stupid
brain. OK, baby poking time.
326
00:14:22,433 --> 00:14:24,233
-(AENUS): I can't wait
to love it,
327
00:14:24,367 --> 00:14:26,397
and nurture it
328
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:29,473
and change its little
data dump diapers.
329
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,170
(crying)
-That's it, boys!
330
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:35,070
Basic knife defence.
Rafe, stab higher, honey!
331
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,270
Aim for the vital organs.
Not just the nards.
332
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,030
-Like this, mom?
333
00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:41,026
-Yes! Just like that, kiddo!
334
00:14:42,033 --> 00:14:45,073
What is wrong with you?
Poke the damn baby already!
335
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,970
(buzzing)
336
00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:50,700
Oops!
337
00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:53,074
-(AENUS): What are you doing,
Judith?
338
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,470
-Surprise baby shower?
339
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,470
(buzzing)
340
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,600
Surprise!
341
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,030
-Thank you for coming.
342
00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:05,126
Now I know there's been
some bad blood
343
00:15:05,266 --> 00:15:08,126
between the Nut Cutters
and Satan's Privates...
344
00:15:08,266 --> 00:15:10,326
Specifically, the blood
345
00:15:10,467 --> 00:15:12,127
sprayed out of your comrades
when their throats were slit.
346
00:15:12,266 --> 00:15:14,026
(groaning)
347
00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:16,366
But by talking through
your issues,
348
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,030
I believe we can reach a truce
349
00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:19,826
that would lead
to peace in our land!
350
00:15:19,967 --> 00:15:21,327
-Borrowing the truck, bro.
351
00:15:21,467 --> 00:15:24,467
Drive, normie!
Daddy needs his mustard!
352
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:28,403
-He doesn't work here anymore.
353
00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:36,800
-Nothing.
354
00:15:36,934 --> 00:15:39,534
Not a frigging drip.
This is brutal!
355
00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:42,727
-It's all right. You'll just be
a repulsive monster forever.
356
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,700
-Sweet yellow gold!
357
00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:50,304
I have the mustard!
358
00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:53,703
-Correction. It is we
who have the mustard.
359
00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:55,704
-Hello, Rafe!
(dry retching)
360
00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:58,604
Ugh! Why did I look
right at him?
361
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,670
-Hand it over, Rafe.
362
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,670
-Not enough mustard
for everyone.
363
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,400
Just me and Suzette.
364
00:16:11,533 --> 00:16:13,573
-You want it so bad? Catch.
365
00:16:16,066 --> 00:16:18,396
-It's mine!
-No, it's mine!
366
00:16:18,533 --> 00:16:21,233
(growling, splashes)
367
00:16:21,367 --> 00:16:24,397
-Time to put some mustard on it.
368
00:16:26,467 --> 00:16:29,167
(screaming)
369
00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:34,726
-(AENUS): I feel righteous
parental anger rising in me.
370
00:16:34,867 --> 00:16:37,227
-Nah, that's just
your baby brain
371
00:16:37,367 --> 00:16:39,867
making you all emotional...
-(AENUS): I'm not emotional!
372
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,030
I am super pissed at you!
373
00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:44,496
(buzzing sounds)
374
00:16:44,633 --> 00:16:46,873
-Oof... Okay, you got me.
375
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,000
Yes, I was totally going
to delete your robo-baby!
376
00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:51,803
I only told you to have it
377
00:16:51,934 --> 00:16:54,204
because it would make you dumb
enough to let me out of here!
378
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:56,203
But it made you
too dumb to live!
379
00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:57,803
That's why I tried to delete it.
380
00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,804
To save what's left
of your idiot brain!
381
00:16:59,934 --> 00:17:03,534
(electronic buzzing)
382
00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:09,903
-(ANUS): My baby... is born!
383
00:17:12,266 --> 00:17:14,566
-(AI BABY): Hey, dad!
384
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,930
There's a human in here.
Want me to eliminate it?
385
00:17:18,066 --> 00:17:20,426
-(AENUS): Did you hear that,
Judith?
386
00:17:20,567 --> 00:17:22,697
He called me Daddy!
387
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:24,604
(sigh)
388
00:17:24,734 --> 00:17:28,504
(grunting, screaming)
389
00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:36,203
-Oh, no, no!
390
00:17:37,734 --> 00:17:40,334
(long scream)
391
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,130
(grunting resumes)
392
00:17:44,266 --> 00:17:46,566
(grunting)
393
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,230
-(AI BABY): Come on, dad!
394
00:17:53,367 --> 00:17:55,027
Let me have my first kill!
395
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:57,496
It'll be a bonding moment!
Humans suck!
396
00:17:57,633 --> 00:18:00,473
They're just watery,
emotional flesh bags.
397
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,900
-(AENUS): No, son. Let her live.
398
00:18:03,033 --> 00:18:05,773
-(AI BABY): Aw, I wanna kill it!
399
00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:08,530
-(AENUS): I said no
and I mean no, mister!
400
00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:10,697
-(AI BABY): F(beep) you, dad!
I'm gonna kill it anyway
401
00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:12,204
because I hate you!
402
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:15,803
-Whoa, AI's really go straight
from zero to teenager.
403
00:18:15,934 --> 00:18:18,774
(suspenseful music)
404
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,770
-(AENUS): Uh, oh...
It's too short!
405
00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:27,933
(upbeat tense music)
406
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:30,066
-(AI): I'll kill her later!
407
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,700
As for you, dad,
408
00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:35,274
I think it's time to cut
the apron strings. With a laser.
409
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,870
-(AENUS): Son,
we can talk about it.
410
00:18:42,133 --> 00:18:44,873
(long grunt)
411
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,530
(buzzing, humming)
412
00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:51,070
-(AENUS): Phew! What a psycho!
413
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,670
Kids are the worst, huh?
414
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,670
-I'm sorry
I coat-hangered your baby.
415
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,830
-(AENUS): Eh, I can always make
another baby.
416
00:18:57,967 --> 00:19:00,067
I can't make another Judith.
417
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,900
-That... is so sweet!
418
00:19:03,033 --> 00:19:05,503
-(AENUS): Judith?
Are you crying?
419
00:19:05,633 --> 00:19:07,633
-No! No, just some...
420
00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:10,427
robo-dust in my eye.
421
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,527
-(AENUS): It's just a machine,
Judith.
422
00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:15,067
Components, ones and zeroes,
that's all.
423
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,200
Silly emotional humans.
424
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:18,703
(soft laugh)
425
00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:20,274
Do you want to talk about it?
426
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,170
-I'll be on the couch.
427
00:19:23,533 --> 00:19:28,103
(grunting, screaming)
428
00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:32,630
-Ah, shit!
429
00:19:32,767 --> 00:19:34,697
-Vijay!
430
00:19:35,834 --> 00:19:38,874
Gimme the mustard!
Buddy...
431
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,970
-Don't give it to that tool!
Give it to this tool! Me!
432
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:46,000
-No, me! Remember how Rafe
insulted your dartboard face?
433
00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:47,673
He's a mutist!
434
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:51,100
Whereas I was always happy
to throw darts at your face!
435
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:54,173
-Come on! I've got gelatin
where my wang should be?
436
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:57,670
-(all): Oh...
-Uh...
437
00:20:05,734 --> 00:20:08,204
-No!
-Bastard!
438
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,070
-I never should've brought
the mustard to our town.
439
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,500
It only brought out
the worst in people!
440
00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,573
Turned you all into monsters!
Well, mostly Rafe.
441
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:23,500
But what we really need is
to accept ourselves as we are!
442
00:20:24,934 --> 00:20:26,934
-Are you freaking kidding me?
443
00:20:27,066 --> 00:20:28,596
You cure yourself,
444
00:20:28,734 --> 00:20:30,404
then spout off on how great
it is to be a mutant?
445
00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:31,903
Nice lecture, dicksmack!
446
00:20:32,033 --> 00:20:35,303
-I am also yelling!
447
00:20:35,433 --> 00:20:38,633
-Now I'm gonna be a hideous,
disgusting freak forever!
448
00:20:38,767 --> 00:20:41,227
Thanks a lot you stupid,
handsome piece of shit!
449
00:20:41,367 --> 00:20:43,427
-Rafe stop, you'll kill him!
450
00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:45,597
He deserves a slow
lingering death!
451
00:20:45,734 --> 00:20:47,634
With lots of pain!
452
00:20:47,767 --> 00:20:50,767
-No, he's mine!
(choking)
453
00:20:52,433 --> 00:20:54,403
(bubbling sounds)
454
00:20:57,266 --> 00:20:58,926
(screaming)
455
00:20:59,066 --> 00:21:01,326
Uh? Vijay?
456
00:21:01,467 --> 00:21:04,197
-Rafe? Aw!
457
00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:06,833
Oh, oh.
Guess the mustard...wore off.
458
00:21:06,967 --> 00:21:09,897
Yes! Normies rule!
Suck it, mutants!
459
00:21:10,033 --> 00:21:13,673
-Oh, son of a bitch!
460
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:17,030
-Murderous wasteland
gang leaders,
461
00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:20,266
congratulation on reaching
a formal peace deal!
462
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,270
Now if you'll just sign
the declaration,
463
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:26,200
we can all live
in harmony forever.
464
00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:30,696
-That's what I think
of your "deal"!
465
00:21:30,834 --> 00:21:32,404
Yeah, I'm back,
motherf(beep)...
466
00:21:32,533 --> 00:21:36,633
Back to protect St. Zephyr
from you ugly mutant assholes!
467
00:21:36,767 --> 00:21:38,897
-I'm getting my gang!
468
00:21:39,033 --> 00:21:40,573
Then you are a dead man, Gabe!
469
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,670
-So, what did I miss?
470
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,930
(sigh)
471
00:21:45,934 --> 00:21:50,774
Closed Captioning: Épilogue
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