1 00:01:35,471 --> 00:01:37,169 - Come on! 2 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:06,241 Let's split up! 3 00:02:20,342 --> 00:02:23,258 - Listen Irish, you drink, you pay. 4 00:02:23,302 --> 00:02:25,173 - I know what you're after. 5 00:02:25,347 --> 00:02:27,654 Me last night of freedom... 6 00:02:27,697 --> 00:02:31,701 and I'm not wearing any underwear! 7 00:02:31,875 --> 00:02:33,225 What?! 8 00:02:33,268 --> 00:02:35,923 You scared of a woman who knows what she wants?! 9 00:02:38,447 --> 00:02:40,057 Help me. 10 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:42,408 - What? - Help me... 11 00:02:42,451 --> 00:02:43,974 I need... 12 00:02:44,018 --> 00:02:46,151 - Aw sorry, I don't speak Romanian. 13 00:02:46,194 --> 00:02:48,501 - Help me. - You shot a man? 14 00:02:48,631 --> 00:02:50,459 - I've no leus. - Help me... 15 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:54,724 - I need blood. - Bleedin' junkie! 16 00:02:56,596 --> 00:02:57,814 The thrill of the chase. 17 00:02:57,858 --> 00:02:59,773 It gets the blood pumping. 18 00:03:03,907 --> 00:03:05,387 Garlic chip. 19 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:42,859 - Get out of my way, you fuckin' creep, ya! 20 00:03:42,903 --> 00:03:45,775 - Have a good night pal! - Ah, me bollocks! 21 00:05:21,741 --> 00:05:23,090 Matt! 22 00:05:28,225 --> 00:05:30,184 - Come on, I'm starving. 23 00:05:49,899 --> 00:05:52,162 And the winning numbers from last night 24 00:05:52,206 --> 00:05:55,427 were 17, 35, 23, 25 00:05:55,470 --> 00:05:58,952 14, 6, and 31. That's 17... 26 00:05:58,995 --> 00:06:02,085 - I don't believe it. Not a single number. 27 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:03,933 - You've more chance of getting hit by lightning. 28 00:06:03,957 --> 00:06:06,220 - Enough of your negative vibes. 29 00:06:16,317 --> 00:06:18,972 - What're you looking at? - I'm going to work. 30 00:06:23,019 --> 00:06:25,848 - Look at him! The bleedin' size of your head! 31 00:06:25,892 --> 00:06:28,024 Shut up you two fat-heads. 32 00:06:28,068 --> 00:06:30,375 - Who'd you think you're getting smart with?! 33 00:06:30,679 --> 00:06:32,551 - Alright, fuck sake... 34 00:06:34,291 --> 00:06:36,206 Save your horn for your wife! 35 00:06:36,598 --> 00:06:37,749 - What the fuck is wrong with ya, 36 00:06:37,773 --> 00:06:39,514 ya bleedin' moron ya! 37 00:06:54,573 --> 00:06:56,401 It's a sunny, bright, 38 00:06:56,444 --> 00:06:58,925 lovely day out there today by the way... 39 00:07:01,101 --> 00:07:04,060 - Deco came by the store again. - Agh! Me finger. 40 00:07:04,583 --> 00:07:06,802 Stay away from him, d'ya hear me? 41 00:07:06,846 --> 00:07:08,543 - I can't help it if he shows up. 42 00:07:09,414 --> 00:07:11,024 What're you doing back here? 43 00:07:11,067 --> 00:07:12,852 - I'm just sayin' hello to me brother! 44 00:07:13,896 --> 00:07:16,682 You're my best mate. What are ya? 45 00:07:17,291 --> 00:07:19,641 - Your best mate. - Best mate. 46 00:07:20,076 --> 00:07:23,384 - Matt? Matt! It's for your own good. 47 00:07:23,645 --> 00:07:26,082 Deco is a user, just like your Da. 48 00:07:26,126 --> 00:07:28,563 And don't be listening to his shite. 49 00:07:32,175 --> 00:07:34,439 And if I see him anywhere near here again, 50 00:07:34,482 --> 00:07:36,136 he's as good as dead. 51 00:07:37,311 --> 00:07:39,356 The stress he put me under! 52 00:07:39,574 --> 00:07:41,794 Like why'd you think I can't give these up?! 53 00:07:44,579 --> 00:07:46,451 - Here, Ma, I'll put it out. 54 00:07:46,494 --> 00:07:48,670 You go up and get ready. - You're a good boy. 55 00:07:54,415 --> 00:07:56,809 - Sorry. - What are you doing here, Deco? 56 00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:59,072 - I need to go inside... - You can't, Ma's upstairs! 57 00:07:59,115 --> 00:08:01,248 - Think you're a bleedin' bouncer, are ya?! 58 00:08:01,291 --> 00:08:04,338 Skin's burnin' up, it's like bleedin' Ayia Napa. 59 00:08:05,208 --> 00:08:06,732 - Just put some factor 50 on. 60 00:08:06,993 --> 00:08:08,821 - I'm after hurtin' myself, look. 61 00:08:09,952 --> 00:08:11,519 - You came here to show me a hickey? 62 00:08:11,693 --> 00:08:13,521 - No! I was at a party 63 00:08:13,565 --> 00:08:15,697 and some bird had a go on me neck. 64 00:08:16,089 --> 00:08:17,917 I've nowhere else to go either. 65 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:19,571 You know I don't, Matt. 66 00:08:21,877 --> 00:08:23,966 I don't know what to do with meself. 67 00:08:24,010 --> 00:08:25,968 - You can't come in. - For fuck's sake, 68 00:08:26,012 --> 00:08:28,014 will you just let us in the poxy door! 69 00:08:28,057 --> 00:08:29,276 - Why you getting angry for? 70 00:08:29,319 --> 00:08:30,973 You're not coming in, alright? 71 00:08:32,671 --> 00:08:35,195 - You owe me, or have you forgotten? 72 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:42,507 - Okay, just for a minute. Stay quiet. 73 00:08:43,595 --> 00:08:45,553 - Well are you inviting me in or what? 74 00:08:46,685 --> 00:08:48,382 - Yeah, come in. 75 00:08:48,817 --> 00:08:51,341 - Ah, you're me best mate. What are ya? 76 00:08:51,472 --> 00:08:53,518 - Your best mate. - Best mate. 77 00:09:00,437 --> 00:09:02,483 Jaysus there's a bleedin' smell in here. 78 00:09:02,657 --> 00:09:04,746 - That's just the garlic fries from last night. 79 00:09:05,051 --> 00:09:07,227 - Get them away from me! - Relax! 80 00:09:07,270 --> 00:09:09,577 Said you wanted to wash yourself, there's the sink. 81 00:09:10,665 --> 00:09:12,101 - Ah! 82 00:09:12,232 --> 00:09:13,625 Ah! 83 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:15,278 - What are you doing?! 84 00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:16,932 - You don't believe me, do ya? 85 00:09:21,937 --> 00:09:23,373 Agh! 86 00:09:25,724 --> 00:09:27,247 Agh! 87 00:09:28,378 --> 00:09:31,251 Agh, It must be that bite I'm after gettin'! 88 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:33,993 - So what exactly happened last night? 89 00:09:34,036 --> 00:09:35,603 I was at a club with the lads, 90 00:09:35,647 --> 00:09:38,954 the place was bleedin' buzzin' it was. 91 00:09:39,564 --> 00:09:42,262 That's a bleedin' banger that is, what? 92 00:09:43,176 --> 00:09:45,439 How's it going bud, y'all right? 93 00:09:46,266 --> 00:09:47,659 Fuck off, so. 94 00:09:47,702 --> 00:09:49,617 So I went to the jacks after holding down 95 00:09:49,661 --> 00:09:51,271 the dance floor for about an hour, 96 00:09:51,314 --> 00:09:53,665 then this young wan appears out of nowhere. 97 00:09:53,708 --> 00:09:57,494 - Now you are definitely my type! 98 00:09:57,930 --> 00:10:00,933 - Ah look, here comes the bride! 99 00:10:03,849 --> 00:10:06,025 I think you're in the wrong toilets, love. 100 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:08,244 Oh, very easy now... 101 00:10:13,598 --> 00:10:15,295 There's someone in here! 102 00:10:17,340 --> 00:10:19,168 - Nearly bled me dry! 103 00:10:19,429 --> 00:10:22,650 Next thing I remember, I woke up on the green. 104 00:10:23,303 --> 00:10:25,435 - What about your girlfriend? - Okay Matt, 105 00:10:25,479 --> 00:10:27,046 I'm going to head off. 106 00:10:29,831 --> 00:10:31,659 Have you got your lunch? - Yeah. 107 00:10:31,703 --> 00:10:34,314 - Well go on, get a move on, you don't want to be late. 108 00:10:34,357 --> 00:10:36,795 You'll end up like that good for nothing brother of yours. 109 00:10:36,838 --> 00:10:38,927 Here, do you know where the plasters are? 110 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:40,581 - They should be in the top drawer there. 111 00:10:40,625 --> 00:10:42,777 - They're not in the top drawer, I left them over here somewhere. 112 00:10:42,801 --> 00:10:45,238 Took a lump out of that finger, I'm tellin' ya that now. 113 00:10:45,281 --> 00:10:48,197 - What's that smell of smoke? - It's probably your smokes. 114 00:10:48,241 --> 00:10:49,479 - Sayin' there's a smell of smoke off me, 115 00:10:49,503 --> 00:10:50,635 bleedin' cheek of ya. 116 00:10:50,678 --> 00:10:52,637 Right, I'm gonna go to work now, okay? 117 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:54,203 The penguin bars are in the press, 118 00:10:54,247 --> 00:10:55,901 now help yourself, love. 119 00:10:57,337 --> 00:10:58,773 Shut up! 120 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:02,168 - I forgot. They're in the bottom of the fridge. 121 00:11:02,211 --> 00:11:04,649 Left them there last night. - Okay, see ya, Ma. 122 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,042 - Shut up! 123 00:11:10,742 --> 00:11:12,700 My hand's near gone on fire! 124 00:11:12,874 --> 00:11:14,789 How'd ya explain that?! 125 00:11:19,185 --> 00:11:21,361 Wait a second, you've been bitten on the neck, 126 00:11:21,404 --> 00:11:22,841 you're allergic to sunlight... 127 00:11:22,884 --> 00:11:24,843 - Agh! Fuck off! 128 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,977 - And you don't like the garlic fries... 129 00:11:32,633 --> 00:11:33,871 You know what this sounds like? 130 00:11:33,895 --> 00:11:35,767 - I'm not getting enough Vitamin D. 131 00:11:35,810 --> 00:11:37,507 Yeah, I need to take... - No, no, no, 132 00:11:37,551 --> 00:11:38,751 I think you're turning into... 133 00:11:42,121 --> 00:11:43,862 - That's my only clean shirt! 134 00:11:43,905 --> 00:11:45,080 - Oh, sorry buddy, I... 135 00:11:51,304 --> 00:11:52,784 - Deco, what are ya like? 136 00:11:53,915 --> 00:11:55,700 - Fuck off! 137 00:11:58,006 --> 00:11:59,660 Deco, put two and two together. 138 00:11:59,921 --> 00:12:02,837 - Eh, four. - No, you're a vampire! 139 00:12:02,968 --> 00:12:04,143 - A what?! 140 00:12:04,186 --> 00:12:05,666 - A fuckin' vampire! 141 00:12:05,710 --> 00:12:07,450 - What are you insinuating?! 142 00:12:10,323 --> 00:12:12,064 - Look at yourself in the mirror! 143 00:12:14,631 --> 00:12:15,937 D'ya see what I mean?! 144 00:12:17,983 --> 00:12:19,898 - No, that mirror's broke! 145 00:12:19,941 --> 00:12:22,117 - There's nothing wrong with that mirror! 146 00:12:24,337 --> 00:12:25,904 - Oh bollocks! 147 00:12:26,643 --> 00:12:28,254 - You can't stay here now. 148 00:12:28,297 --> 00:12:29,646 Put your hood up and get out. 149 00:12:29,690 --> 00:12:31,736 - Ah Jesus, where'll I go?! 150 00:12:31,779 --> 00:12:33,607 - Go up the country or somethin'! 151 00:12:33,650 --> 00:12:35,087 - What, and stay with the culchies?! 152 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,089 - I'd rather be fuckin' dead! 153 00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:39,134 - Deco you are dead! 154 00:12:39,656 --> 00:12:43,095 - I'm your own flesh and blood. - And it's all over me! 155 00:12:43,704 --> 00:12:45,837 - We go upstairs and play Desert Strike? 156 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:48,622 - I don't even have that game, you took that game off me! 157 00:12:48,753 --> 00:12:51,103 - Fuckin' rob ya that game! - No, no. 158 00:12:51,886 --> 00:12:53,540 - No, get out, Deco. 159 00:12:53,845 --> 00:12:55,542 - What do you want me to do? 160 00:12:55,585 --> 00:12:57,370 Kiss your bleedin' feet?! 161 00:12:57,849 --> 00:12:59,894 I'm beggin' ya man, please! 162 00:13:00,590 --> 00:13:02,723 I'll burst into dust out there. 163 00:13:02,941 --> 00:13:05,204 I'm a vampire for fuck's sake. 164 00:13:10,470 --> 00:13:12,994 - Alright, alright. 165 00:13:13,516 --> 00:13:14,735 I'll text in sick. 166 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,788 Jaysus, what's gonna happen me? 167 00:13:58,300 --> 00:13:59,625 Henry, I've just spotted another one 168 00:13:59,649 --> 00:14:01,695 of those bleedin' vampires. 169 00:14:04,089 --> 00:14:05,133 I'm on the way. 170 00:14:24,936 --> 00:14:26,415 - It's fuckin' Natalie! 171 00:14:26,459 --> 00:14:29,505 If she finds out I'm a vampire, I'll get dumped! 172 00:14:29,549 --> 00:14:31,092 - Didn't think you cared that much about her. 173 00:14:31,116 --> 00:14:33,161 No, she's my everything, she is. 174 00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:34,859 I'll have to lay low for a while. 175 00:14:34,902 --> 00:14:38,297 Let it clear itself up, like when I had herpes. 176 00:14:38,340 --> 00:14:40,342 She's put up with a lot of crap. 177 00:14:40,473 --> 00:14:42,344 This could be the last straw. - What?! 178 00:14:42,997 --> 00:14:44,259 - Do you love her? 179 00:14:44,303 --> 00:14:46,305 Do I love her?! 180 00:14:46,914 --> 00:14:48,698 Love her, he says. 181 00:14:53,747 --> 00:14:57,707 You have fifteen messages in your inbox. 182 00:15:00,449 --> 00:15:02,190 Deco, where'd you end up last night?! 183 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,105 I wore me nice knickers and everything for ya, 184 00:15:04,149 --> 00:15:05,541 ya little fool. 185 00:15:05,585 --> 00:15:07,041 Here, will you call me back when you get this, 186 00:15:07,065 --> 00:15:08,390 I wanna see if you're alright, I wanna make sure 187 00:15:08,414 --> 00:15:09,957 you're not in a bleedin' dumpster somewhere. 188 00:15:09,981 --> 00:15:12,766 You better call me back or I'm gonna box the head off ya! 189 00:15:12,809 --> 00:15:14,744 I don't know what came over me, obviously I'm just a little bit 190 00:15:14,768 --> 00:15:15,551 worried about ya. 191 00:15:15,595 --> 00:15:17,205 Right, I love ya, 192 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:18,835 you're not going to get into trouble, just, just ring me. 193 00:15:18,859 --> 00:15:20,382 If I find out you're cheating on me, 194 00:15:20,426 --> 00:15:21,818 I'm gonna kill ya, d'ya hear me?! 195 00:15:21,862 --> 00:15:24,430 Every member of my family is gonna be after you! 196 00:15:24,473 --> 00:15:26,693 Go and fuck yourself! 197 00:15:27,433 --> 00:15:30,566 Call me back. Right, I love ya. 198 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:35,093 - Jaysus. I couldn't think of anything worse 199 00:15:35,136 --> 00:15:36,746 than being a vampire. 200 00:15:36,790 --> 00:15:38,748 What's gonna happen when word gets around 201 00:15:38,792 --> 00:15:41,273 and people start avoiding me like the plague? 202 00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:43,536 - Deco. People do that anyway. 203 00:15:43,971 --> 00:15:46,582 Look on the bright side, you get to sleep in all day, 204 00:15:46,626 --> 00:15:48,323 you might be able to claim a disability. 205 00:15:48,367 --> 00:15:49,803 - If I can't go out during the day, 206 00:15:49,846 --> 00:15:51,979 how am I gonna sign on, ye thick?! 207 00:15:52,023 --> 00:15:53,241 What you want me to do? 208 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,591 Go out and skip with the bleedin' bunnies?! 209 00:16:06,951 --> 00:16:09,040 Does Ma ever ask about me? 210 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:12,086 Or does she just pretend I don't even exist? 211 00:16:18,005 --> 00:16:19,311 - I think she misses ya. 212 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,878 - Yeah, like the desert misses the rain. 213 00:16:26,492 --> 00:16:28,668 - Super powers! - What are you smokin'?! 214 00:16:28,711 --> 00:16:30,887 - Vampires have super powers! 215 00:16:31,410 --> 00:16:33,412 Turn into a bat and fly around! 216 00:16:33,542 --> 00:16:35,022 - Ah, I don't know. 217 00:16:35,283 --> 00:16:37,372 - Just try it, try it. - Alright! 218 00:16:37,982 --> 00:16:39,331 Jaysus. 219 00:16:39,940 --> 00:16:41,115 Eh... 220 00:16:46,207 --> 00:16:48,296 - Jaysus! - You are filthy. 221 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,037 - Sorry about that. 222 00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:52,997 - I think you need to see a doctor. 223 00:16:54,041 --> 00:16:56,348 - Ah no, I'm just eating loads of eggs. 224 00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,263 I'm on this protein plan where I have... 225 00:16:58,306 --> 00:17:01,179 - No, Deco! For the vampire thing. 226 00:17:02,919 --> 00:17:05,531 Number one for all the hits. 227 00:17:05,661 --> 00:17:07,315 Something new is coming to Dublin, 228 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:10,014 get on down to The Crypt Club, opening tonight, 229 00:17:10,057 --> 00:17:12,755 23 Kilbride Street, with special drinks promotions 230 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:16,324 before midnight. The Crypt Club, where the party never stops. 231 00:17:26,465 --> 00:17:27,988 Agh! 232 00:17:32,775 --> 00:17:34,081 Sound. 233 00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:51,011 No way! 234 00:18:29,049 --> 00:18:32,618 - D-Doc, doctor on call, anytime, anywhere. 235 00:18:50,679 --> 00:18:53,465 - What're you doing, Deco?! - Any chance of a bit of blood? 236 00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:56,076 - Ah here, no. - Just a tiny bit, come on. 237 00:18:58,383 --> 00:19:00,776 Come on, I'll only have a sip. 238 00:19:00,820 --> 00:19:03,170 - No, I'm trying to help you! - Come to your brother. 239 00:19:03,214 --> 00:19:04,128 - Get away from me! 240 00:19:04,171 --> 00:19:06,217 No, fuck off! 241 00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:11,352 Alright, alright, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 242 00:19:11,396 --> 00:19:13,236 I'll call the doctor and we'll figure this out. 243 00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:16,270 - Stay away from me neck! - Jesus, you're a lifesaver. 244 00:19:17,445 --> 00:19:20,100 - Don't make me do it again. - Alright, I'm sorry. 245 00:19:21,232 --> 00:19:23,669 I'll just go down and wait downstairs. 246 00:19:23,712 --> 00:19:25,018 - Yeah. 247 00:19:25,366 --> 00:19:27,214 - You don't think I've a bit of a lisp with these, do ya? 248 00:19:27,238 --> 00:19:28,456 Yeah, it's very noticeable. 249 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,632 - Ah, fuck. - Close the door! 250 00:19:36,595 --> 00:19:37,813 Hello? 251 00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:41,991 I need a doctor, ASAP. 252 00:20:00,314 --> 00:20:01,794 - Where's the patient? 253 00:20:03,143 --> 00:20:05,101 - This way, thanks for coming. 254 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,321 Just in there. 255 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:12,108 - This is Deco. He was bitten on the neck. 256 00:20:12,457 --> 00:20:13,806 We think he's a vampire. 257 00:20:13,849 --> 00:20:15,547 - Google it, did ya? 258 00:20:15,677 --> 00:20:17,940 Everyone's a bloody expert these days. 259 00:20:22,206 --> 00:20:23,990 - Don't eat him. 260 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:25,383 - Right. 261 00:20:25,426 --> 00:20:27,776 - Right. A little privacy if you don't mind. 262 00:20:28,255 --> 00:20:30,126 Doctor-patient confidentiality. 263 00:20:30,170 --> 00:20:31,606 - Yeah, okay. 264 00:20:39,048 --> 00:20:40,049 - Ow! 265 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:41,964 Bloody door. 266 00:20:48,710 --> 00:20:51,931 Just ah, open your mouth and say, 'ah.' 267 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,241 - Ah. 268 00:21:10,689 --> 00:21:13,082 - Hey spud, who'd you murder? 269 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,652 - Just pickin' me nose earlier. 270 00:21:17,696 --> 00:21:19,437 Gave meself a nosebleed. 271 00:21:19,872 --> 00:21:22,178 - What would you... what would you drink on average? 272 00:21:22,222 --> 00:21:25,094 - Ah, just a pint or two at the weekends, you know yourself. 273 00:21:25,138 --> 00:21:27,053 - Ah well, we'll let you away with that. 274 00:21:27,183 --> 00:21:29,795 Are you on any medications? - No. 275 00:21:30,186 --> 00:21:31,449 Just methadone... 276 00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:33,407 and Nembutal, 277 00:21:33,451 --> 00:21:36,018 Tuinal, Valium, Librium, 278 00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:38,020 and cod liver oil. 279 00:21:39,805 --> 00:21:41,937 - Right, now, eh... 280 00:21:41,981 --> 00:21:45,593 Zip the top down and lie back, we're gonna check your heart. 281 00:21:51,425 --> 00:21:52,992 Yeah. 282 00:21:53,384 --> 00:21:55,299 Relax, close your eyes. 283 00:21:57,388 --> 00:21:58,867 Now, 284 00:21:59,825 --> 00:22:02,436 keep your eyes closed, I want you to 285 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,004 take in a deep breath and hold. 286 00:22:06,527 --> 00:22:09,443 - Deco isn't back here, is he? He still owes me money. 287 00:22:09,487 --> 00:22:11,793 - No, Deco hasn't been back in years. 288 00:22:12,141 --> 00:22:14,056 - I can smell a lie. 289 00:22:15,841 --> 00:22:17,016 - I'll keep watch. 290 00:22:17,059 --> 00:22:19,061 - I might have left my dark days behind, 291 00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:20,715 but if I find out Deco's back, 292 00:22:20,759 --> 00:22:22,674 I'll be over there to break up the party 293 00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:25,503 and stick his fucking head in the oven. 294 00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:28,201 Have a good day. 295 00:22:48,439 --> 00:22:49,439 - Agh! 296 00:22:53,966 --> 00:22:55,794 - You nearly got me in the heart! 297 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,416 Right, straighten ya. 298 00:23:11,592 --> 00:23:12,941 Come on ye bollocks! 299 00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:14,813 The bleedin' strength of ya! 300 00:23:23,125 --> 00:23:24,213 - Deco, get off him! 301 00:23:39,664 --> 00:23:40,795 Deco! 302 00:23:54,374 --> 00:23:55,984 Oh, bollocks! 303 00:23:57,638 --> 00:23:59,553 - Alright? Can I get the spare key, 304 00:23:59,597 --> 00:24:02,556 I'm after locking myself out. - Yeah, come in. Moron. 305 00:24:18,354 --> 00:24:20,008 And this is Adrian Kennedy here 306 00:24:20,052 --> 00:24:23,795 and we're talking about people who suck the life out of us. 307 00:24:23,838 --> 00:24:27,581 Just take, take, take and never give anything back in return. 308 00:24:27,625 --> 00:24:28,974 - Do you hear that rubbish? 309 00:24:29,017 --> 00:24:30,517 The real bloodsuckers are the people in charge. 310 00:24:30,541 --> 00:24:33,369 - Frank, the key? - The key is money. 311 00:24:33,413 --> 00:24:35,937 Now, between you and me I might have a few nixers 312 00:24:35,981 --> 00:24:39,550 on the side if you're... - No, that key. Can I have it? 313 00:24:40,115 --> 00:24:41,595 - Oh the key, yeah. 314 00:24:42,466 --> 00:24:44,250 Now bring it straight back, yeah? 315 00:24:45,512 --> 00:24:46,905 Little fucker. 316 00:24:52,693 --> 00:24:53,825 - Come on out! 317 00:24:53,868 --> 00:24:55,130 Why?! 318 00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:56,697 - So I can stake you. 319 00:24:57,089 --> 00:24:58,612 Fuck off! 320 00:24:59,657 --> 00:25:00,875 - Hey! 321 00:25:01,485 --> 00:25:02,790 Stay out of it! 322 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:04,357 I don't want to hurt you... 323 00:25:05,227 --> 00:25:06,620 anymore. 324 00:25:16,282 --> 00:25:17,675 Nice one! 325 00:25:59,630 --> 00:26:00,979 - Ragh! 326 00:26:01,588 --> 00:26:02,807 Oh. 327 00:26:05,853 --> 00:26:07,072 - Agh! 328 00:26:08,639 --> 00:26:09,814 - Agh! 329 00:26:29,442 --> 00:26:30,965 What'll we do with him? 330 00:27:04,216 --> 00:27:07,611 - Henry Montgomery. - He's a fuckin' Brit! 331 00:27:07,872 --> 00:27:10,918 I knew it! That dodgy Irish accent. 332 00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:12,703 Why you trying to kill me brother? 333 00:27:12,746 --> 00:27:14,487 And why'd you have a photo of the woman 334 00:27:14,530 --> 00:27:16,315 who bit me in the neck? 335 00:27:17,795 --> 00:27:20,928 Speak or I'll put that nose into the back of your head! 336 00:27:28,457 --> 00:27:30,198 - Aw, you... - Sorry! 337 00:27:30,242 --> 00:27:33,332 That's fuckin' payback, you. - You heal. 338 00:27:33,375 --> 00:27:34,942 Why you trying to kill him? 339 00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:37,205 - Because he's a vampire, you eejit. 340 00:27:37,249 --> 00:27:40,644 And the woman who bit you is my fiancée, Sheila. 341 00:27:41,819 --> 00:27:43,734 - Yeah well, it's a free country, 342 00:27:43,777 --> 00:27:46,562 she can do what she wants! - She was a vampire. 343 00:27:46,693 --> 00:27:48,869 And you are cause you got bitten by her! 344 00:27:48,913 --> 00:27:50,305 - Hang on, 345 00:27:50,349 --> 00:27:51,761 I thought you said the woman you were with last night 346 00:27:51,785 --> 00:27:53,308 was a young wan? 347 00:27:54,135 --> 00:27:56,660 - I said... - Chasing grannies now, are we? 348 00:27:56,703 --> 00:27:58,052 You absolute dirt bag! 349 00:27:58,096 --> 00:27:59,837 - I'll bleedin' brain you in a minute. 350 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:02,100 - Alright cougar catcher, relax horny. 351 00:28:02,143 --> 00:28:04,145 - Watch your fuckin' mouth! 352 00:28:04,972 --> 00:28:07,496 - Are you not a bit long in the tooth to be getting hitched? 353 00:28:07,540 --> 00:28:09,498 - I'd given up years ago. 354 00:28:09,847 --> 00:28:11,762 Then I met my Sheila. 355 00:28:12,458 --> 00:28:13,778 I mean, we have our ups and downs, 356 00:28:13,807 --> 00:28:16,288 but we decided to get married. 357 00:28:17,332 --> 00:28:20,074 I had my stag do, 358 00:28:20,118 --> 00:28:23,121 we took an old Victorian Rail line 359 00:28:23,164 --> 00:28:24,905 through Snowdonia, 360 00:28:24,949 --> 00:28:28,256 because I'm a member of the Welsh Highland Rail Society. 361 00:28:28,561 --> 00:28:31,738 And the Welsh Highland Heritage, 362 00:28:31,782 --> 00:28:35,046 as well as the Branch Line Society. 363 00:28:35,176 --> 00:28:38,092 I love it, steam engines, it's great. 364 00:28:38,136 --> 00:28:39,920 Old, old world. 365 00:28:39,964 --> 00:28:42,706 - Where was the hen party, Transylvania? 366 00:28:43,097 --> 00:28:45,709 - It was, there was a deal on flights to Bucharest. 367 00:28:46,884 --> 00:28:47,972 - That's fair. 368 00:28:56,937 --> 00:28:58,678 When Sheila came back to Dublin, 369 00:28:58,722 --> 00:29:00,724 the woman I loved was gone. 370 00:29:00,767 --> 00:29:02,508 There was nothing of her left. 371 00:29:04,075 --> 00:29:06,860 Except for the drinking and the... infidelity. 372 00:29:12,300 --> 00:29:14,259 Then after that, she... 373 00:29:14,694 --> 00:29:16,652 She was out jumping from Billy to Jack 374 00:29:16,696 --> 00:29:19,568 leaving a trail of vampires around Dublin and I was... 375 00:29:19,612 --> 00:29:21,745 having to pick up after her. 376 00:29:22,441 --> 00:29:24,791 It was my civic responsibility, I felt. 377 00:29:24,835 --> 00:29:26,445 You sure you're not just a bit 378 00:29:26,488 --> 00:29:30,449 jealous that a bleedin' hunk from Dublin took your missus? 379 00:29:31,624 --> 00:29:34,583 - No, it's definitely for the good of the city. 380 00:29:35,846 --> 00:29:39,850 I drive a taxi around Dublin and I've seen all sorts. 381 00:29:40,676 --> 00:29:42,374 But this is something new. 382 00:29:48,293 --> 00:29:51,122 Sheila and those hens are out there every night, 383 00:29:51,165 --> 00:29:53,602 the vampire population is rising. 384 00:29:53,733 --> 00:29:54,865 Oh. 385 00:29:55,517 --> 00:29:58,433 Anyone in Dublin could be their next victim. 386 00:29:58,477 --> 00:30:00,218 But not if I get there first. 387 00:30:03,699 --> 00:30:05,832 - Can we get a move on, Speedy Gonzalez?! 388 00:30:05,876 --> 00:30:09,140 We've a party to go to! - Sorry, Liz! 389 00:30:30,770 --> 00:30:31,945 You, out! 390 00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:35,688 - Fuckin' clown, you. 391 00:30:37,472 --> 00:30:40,258 The other taxi drivers are my eyes and ears 392 00:30:40,301 --> 00:30:41,825 around the city. 393 00:30:41,868 --> 00:30:42,651 - Okay, right, 394 00:30:42,695 --> 00:30:44,218 I'm gonna try Glasnevin, 395 00:30:44,262 --> 00:30:46,327 might be a few of them bozos hanging around the cemetery. 396 00:30:46,351 --> 00:30:47,918 Roger that, over and out. 397 00:30:48,222 --> 00:30:50,877 I had a tip off from another driver about him. 398 00:30:50,921 --> 00:30:52,550 Henry, I've just spotted another one of those 399 00:30:52,574 --> 00:30:53,967 bleedin' vampires. 400 00:30:54,098 --> 00:30:56,578 - I was waiting for an opportunity. 401 00:30:57,231 --> 00:30:59,451 And then I saw a doctor arriving. 402 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,280 - Hey! - What...?! 403 00:31:08,721 --> 00:31:09,721 - Sorry about that. 404 00:31:14,031 --> 00:31:16,685 Once he's bitten his first victim, he will be hooked. 405 00:31:16,729 --> 00:31:17,991 It's just a matter of time, 406 00:31:18,035 --> 00:31:20,951 that's why you have to die pal, simple as. 407 00:31:20,994 --> 00:31:23,083 - No, no, I'm not going to bite anyone, Matt. 408 00:31:24,737 --> 00:31:27,740 If I had a pound for every time I've heard a vampire say that. 409 00:31:28,436 --> 00:31:30,743 - He's trying to turn you, that's it. 410 00:31:30,786 --> 00:31:31,962 Don't listen to him! 411 00:31:32,005 --> 00:31:34,399 He's talking out his old arse! 412 00:31:36,488 --> 00:31:38,229 - You did try and bite me earlier. 413 00:31:38,272 --> 00:31:40,144 - And he will again, and again and again 414 00:31:40,187 --> 00:31:42,189 and again until he does. 415 00:31:42,537 --> 00:31:45,192 His blood lust will only grow. 416 00:31:45,497 --> 00:31:48,195 - Henry shut up you, or I'll beat the head off you! 417 00:31:48,239 --> 00:31:49,303 - Oh, is that what you want? 418 00:31:49,327 --> 00:31:50,565 You want a taste from the carotid, 419 00:31:50,589 --> 00:31:53,679 or, or, or, would he prefer the vertebral? 420 00:31:53,722 --> 00:31:55,942 - Deco, get away from him! - Yeah, Deco! 421 00:31:55,986 --> 00:31:58,945 - You shut up as well! - Ha, you're laughed at. 422 00:31:58,989 --> 00:32:00,816 - Such an eejit. - Who's an eejit? 423 00:32:00,860 --> 00:32:01,948 - He is. - Who is? 424 00:32:01,992 --> 00:32:03,123 - You are! - I am? 425 00:32:03,167 --> 00:32:04,820 - You are. - I am? 426 00:32:04,864 --> 00:32:05,734 - He is? 427 00:32:05,778 --> 00:32:07,432 - The problem is you. 428 00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:10,217 You're the one who let him in. 429 00:32:10,522 --> 00:32:13,046 You're the one indulging him. 430 00:32:13,481 --> 00:32:16,006 You're the one who can't say no. 431 00:32:16,484 --> 00:32:17,964 What are you getting from this? 432 00:32:18,008 --> 00:32:19,748 Does it make you feel better to help him? 433 00:32:19,792 --> 00:32:21,576 - What if he doesn't drain someone, 434 00:32:21,620 --> 00:32:23,927 he could turn back human again? - No. 435 00:32:23,970 --> 00:32:26,277 They all bite someone sooner or later, 436 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:27,931 just stake him now. 437 00:32:27,974 --> 00:32:29,845 - Look, I'll just go cold turkey, 438 00:32:29,889 --> 00:32:32,457 I've done it before, and I'll do it again. 439 00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:34,850 - Look, I know this is hard but it has to be done. 440 00:32:34,894 --> 00:32:36,243 If we don't nip this in the bud 441 00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:38,550 then the whole city will be overrun 442 00:32:38,593 --> 00:32:40,856 with these blood-sucking sods! 443 00:32:50,562 --> 00:32:51,780 - Where's Henry? 444 00:32:51,824 --> 00:32:54,044 - Look, I don't know where Henry is. 445 00:32:55,219 --> 00:32:57,177 - That's what your last friend said. 446 00:33:00,267 --> 00:33:01,529 - Mago! 447 00:33:02,095 --> 00:33:03,096 Oh... 448 00:33:11,104 --> 00:33:13,019 Love a bit of Dublin blood. 449 00:33:13,063 --> 00:33:15,891 Now, we're opening up this club tonight 450 00:33:15,935 --> 00:33:18,720 and I don't want Henry coming over and spoiling it. 451 00:33:18,764 --> 00:33:21,462 I told him it's over. 452 00:33:21,506 --> 00:33:23,508 But he keeps stalking me. 453 00:33:23,551 --> 00:33:27,033 - I swear to God, I don't know where he is! 454 00:33:27,077 --> 00:33:28,687 I've no problem with your kind! 455 00:33:28,730 --> 00:33:31,124 If you want to lure innocent people into a club, 456 00:33:31,168 --> 00:33:34,171 and turn them into vampires, that's your own business. 457 00:33:34,214 --> 00:33:35,737 Each to their own, that's what I say, 458 00:33:35,781 --> 00:33:37,304 each to your own. 459 00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:40,438 Yeah? It's Henry that has the problem. 460 00:33:40,481 --> 00:33:42,005 Not me. 461 00:33:42,309 --> 00:33:45,225 He won't rest until he ruins your plans 462 00:33:45,269 --> 00:33:47,488 and turns you all into a bag of ashes! 463 00:33:47,532 --> 00:33:49,360 That's all he talks about. 464 00:33:49,403 --> 00:33:50,187 That! 465 00:33:50,230 --> 00:33:52,624 And... trains. 466 00:33:54,104 --> 00:33:56,323 He's mad for the trains, he is. 467 00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:59,674 - Well, he is a member of the Welsh Highway Rail Society. 468 00:33:59,718 --> 00:34:01,546 - And the Branch Line Society. 469 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,332 What's a branch line society?! 470 00:34:05,506 --> 00:34:07,421 He shows off his card at the rank. 471 00:34:07,465 --> 00:34:09,423 - Trains. That's it. 472 00:34:09,467 --> 00:34:11,773 - Trains. We'll say cuckoo for choo-choos! 473 00:34:11,817 --> 00:34:13,601 - Follow me. 474 00:34:13,645 --> 00:34:15,212 Hey-hey-hey-hey! 475 00:34:16,474 --> 00:34:18,780 Can I... can I head on now? 476 00:34:19,433 --> 00:34:22,436 - Don't drain him dry! We need to build up our numbers. 477 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,395 - No! No! No! 478 00:34:24,438 --> 00:34:27,311 - Amanda, wait 'til you see this. 479 00:34:28,486 --> 00:34:31,576 Him and his fuckin' trains. 480 00:34:31,619 --> 00:34:34,100 - Aw, stop the lights. - Look at that! 481 00:34:34,144 --> 00:34:36,102 - He got me that for me hens weekend, 482 00:34:36,146 --> 00:34:38,496 keep me warm. - State of it. 483 00:34:38,539 --> 00:34:40,367 Aw. 484 00:34:42,804 --> 00:34:45,546 - Here, you can track his scent from that. 485 00:34:45,590 --> 00:34:48,984 - Ooh, we'll get him with this. - And after the club tonight, 486 00:34:49,028 --> 00:34:52,466 we'll have enough vampires to take over this city. 487 00:34:52,510 --> 00:34:53,859 - Nice one. 488 00:34:53,902 --> 00:34:55,948 Choo-choo! 489 00:35:22,627 --> 00:35:25,020 Don't worry Deco, I'm not going to kill you. 490 00:35:25,064 --> 00:35:27,762 I'm going to help you, this is for your own good. 491 00:35:27,893 --> 00:35:29,634 - Yeah, I know. 492 00:35:30,461 --> 00:35:32,593 - Just have to be ready for when the cravings kick in. 493 00:35:32,637 --> 00:35:35,422 - Look, I have all of this under control. 494 00:35:35,466 --> 00:35:38,904 Alright? But if it gives you peace of mind to tie me up, 495 00:35:38,947 --> 00:35:41,036 suppose I'm happy to do it for you. 496 00:35:46,477 --> 00:35:48,000 Fuck! 497 00:35:48,174 --> 00:35:51,656 Get me out of these ropes, I'm fucking parched! 498 00:35:52,961 --> 00:35:55,225 Please! Just a drop! 499 00:35:55,268 --> 00:35:56,965 That's all I'm asking! 500 00:35:57,009 --> 00:35:59,403 Sure I'm tied up, I can't do anything, 501 00:35:59,446 --> 00:36:01,361 just drop it on me tongue! 502 00:36:01,753 --> 00:36:03,755 Just put it there, look! 503 00:36:04,234 --> 00:36:06,061 What's a bit of blood between brothers? 504 00:36:06,105 --> 00:36:08,020 Look, you owe it to me! 505 00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:11,241 The big guilty look on ya! 506 00:36:14,331 --> 00:36:15,810 He's lying! 507 00:36:16,376 --> 00:36:18,639 What are ya looking at him for?! 508 00:36:19,031 --> 00:36:20,815 Ugh, for...! 509 00:36:23,078 --> 00:36:26,299 What are you doing tapping away with that fucking finger?! 510 00:36:26,343 --> 00:36:28,475 - Lookin' up about vampires. 511 00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:30,956 Trying to see if there's anything I can do to help ya. 512 00:36:31,478 --> 00:36:34,568 "A vampire is usually a suave individual, 513 00:36:35,656 --> 00:36:37,832 - in possession of great wealth." 514 00:36:37,876 --> 00:36:41,401 - Last time I seen that finger, it was pointed at me. 515 00:36:42,228 --> 00:36:44,839 What started all this fuckin' shite. 516 00:36:44,883 --> 00:36:46,667 If I didn't get kicked out of the gaff, 517 00:36:46,711 --> 00:36:50,193 I'd be out livin' my life, I'd be a... I'd be... 518 00:36:50,236 --> 00:36:53,196 - You'll be what? - I'd be a... pilot! 519 00:37:05,904 --> 00:37:07,688 Matthew... 520 00:37:09,690 --> 00:37:11,431 Matthew... 521 00:37:11,736 --> 00:37:14,086 Listen to your brother, Deco. 522 00:37:15,392 --> 00:37:18,525 Now bring him some blood... 523 00:37:25,010 --> 00:37:26,751 Ignore him. 524 00:37:26,794 --> 00:37:29,667 Go back to your computer. For now... 525 00:37:29,710 --> 00:37:31,756 Matt, we could try something. 526 00:37:31,886 --> 00:37:34,759 We could sort out his fangs, once and for all. 527 00:37:34,802 --> 00:37:37,762 - What do you want me to do? Get a set of braces?! 528 00:37:37,805 --> 00:37:39,067 - No, get rid of them! 529 00:37:39,111 --> 00:37:40,765 Before, before he bites someone, 530 00:37:40,808 --> 00:37:42,941 well that would... stop the urges, 531 00:37:42,984 --> 00:37:46,249 like, like neutering a cat! 532 00:37:46,771 --> 00:37:48,860 - Da left the toolbox under the stairs. 533 00:37:48,990 --> 00:37:50,905 We can get the pliers out of that. 534 00:37:51,428 --> 00:37:53,473 - Oh, did he? Oh, good. 535 00:37:53,517 --> 00:37:55,736 Yeah, I'm sorry if I don't jump for fucking joy 536 00:37:55,780 --> 00:37:57,303 at that idea! 537 00:37:59,131 --> 00:38:01,655 Oh you, I'm tellin' ya. 538 00:38:04,136 --> 00:38:07,270 Oh, if I get me hands on ya! 539 00:38:08,053 --> 00:38:09,663 You'll know about... 540 00:38:19,369 --> 00:38:21,545 Come on, Ireland. 541 00:38:21,588 --> 00:38:25,549 David O'Leary is entrusted with taking the penalty. 542 00:38:25,940 --> 00:38:28,595 This kick can decide it all. 543 00:38:29,814 --> 00:38:32,904 The nation holds its breath. 544 00:38:56,406 --> 00:38:58,669 - And the other one. - Wait, wait, wait... 545 00:38:58,712 --> 00:39:01,628 No, no, alright, alright. 546 00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:03,891 Just give us a second pal, just... 547 00:39:13,336 --> 00:39:14,946 Did it stop the cravings? 548 00:39:16,426 --> 00:39:18,036 - It didn't work! 549 00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:23,128 Payback. 550 00:39:23,171 --> 00:39:25,217 - Aw, you bastard ye! 551 00:39:25,435 --> 00:39:27,567 Wait 'til I get a hold of you, pal! 552 00:39:27,611 --> 00:39:29,743 See your neck, it's first on my list! 553 00:39:29,787 --> 00:39:32,224 - Not if I stake you first. 554 00:39:34,139 --> 00:39:35,749 Come on, push yourself over! 555 00:39:35,793 --> 00:39:37,969 - I'm trying, you asshole! 556 00:39:38,012 --> 00:39:39,492 - You can't even get over a step, 557 00:39:39,536 --> 00:39:41,364 no wonder Sheila left you! 558 00:39:42,452 --> 00:39:44,192 I'll break your nose! - Shut up! 559 00:39:44,628 --> 00:39:47,108 I was reading up on that website about vampires. 560 00:39:47,152 --> 00:39:50,155 Vampires can drink any blood. That means animals, too. 561 00:39:50,198 --> 00:39:53,071 - Any blood will do, I'm not very peculiar about it. 562 00:39:53,114 --> 00:39:56,379 - Don't give him any blood. Let him waste away. 563 00:39:56,422 --> 00:39:58,729 - You shut your mouth, I'm sick of your bright ideas! 564 00:39:58,772 --> 00:40:00,644 - What do you want, a dog or a cat? 565 00:40:01,427 --> 00:40:03,255 - I've always wanted a cat. 566 00:40:03,298 --> 00:40:04,738 - You're not getting a pet here Deco, 567 00:40:04,778 --> 00:40:06,258 you're gonna have to bite into it. 568 00:40:06,301 --> 00:40:07,694 - Ah, yeah. 569 00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:09,696 - Mr McCarthy down the road has a dog. 570 00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:12,525 - Ah Jaysus, you couldn't eat a Jack Russell! 571 00:40:12,830 --> 00:40:15,136 - Yeah. Too snappy. 572 00:40:16,747 --> 00:40:19,837 I'll think of something. You two behave yourselves. 573 00:40:26,626 --> 00:40:28,933 - So where did you plan the honeymoon? 574 00:40:55,525 --> 00:40:57,178 - Fuck... 575 00:40:59,398 --> 00:41:00,704 and you're very welcome back 576 00:41:00,747 --> 00:41:02,203 and thanks very much indeed for joining us, 577 00:41:02,227 --> 00:41:03,794 and if you were listening earlier, 578 00:41:03,837 --> 00:41:05,752 we've been talking about bloodsuckers, 579 00:41:05,796 --> 00:41:08,886 and Rob brought up the topic of vampires, 580 00:41:08,929 --> 00:41:10,844 now we'll go to line one, how are ya, Rob? 581 00:41:10,888 --> 00:41:13,717 - Yeah, I just want to say I'm after waking up there 582 00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,284 this morning with a puncture in me neck... 583 00:41:18,069 --> 00:41:21,681 those vampires are coming over here, all over... 584 00:41:24,728 --> 00:41:26,207 Now... 585 00:41:28,645 --> 00:41:30,168 Piss. 586 00:41:31,561 --> 00:41:33,519 I'm horrified by what I'm hearing. 587 00:41:33,563 --> 00:41:35,913 We're just living our lives... 588 00:41:37,610 --> 00:41:39,612 - You're only a bloodsucker, yeah?! 589 00:41:39,656 --> 00:41:41,092 Lying in your coffin all day! 590 00:41:41,135 --> 00:41:42,876 - You need a dose of reality, pal! 591 00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:46,358 You wait until it get's dark... 592 00:41:51,058 --> 00:41:54,322 Messages coming in and the advice seems to be 593 00:41:54,366 --> 00:41:57,369 don't go near them, steer clear of them. 594 00:42:02,853 --> 00:42:05,377 - Matt?! - Could not wait. 595 00:42:05,682 --> 00:42:08,511 The second day of our honeymoon was going to be, 596 00:42:08,554 --> 00:42:10,556 we were going to on the Frecciarossa, 597 00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,906 the high speed train from Rome to Naples. 598 00:42:12,950 --> 00:42:15,387 It reaches speeds of 220 miles an hour, 599 00:42:15,430 --> 00:42:18,129 with over 72 daily connections, 600 00:42:18,172 --> 00:42:20,653 some of which are non-stop service. 601 00:42:21,132 --> 00:42:22,612 Does that answer your question? 602 00:42:22,655 --> 00:42:25,658 - Very much so, thank you very much, Henry. 603 00:42:26,616 --> 00:42:27,791 Kill me now. 604 00:42:27,834 --> 00:42:29,532 - I think I have something that might help. 605 00:42:32,056 --> 00:42:34,667 Sorry buddy, it just has to be this way. 606 00:42:38,976 --> 00:42:40,325 G'wan. 607 00:42:40,891 --> 00:42:42,545 Take a swig out of it. 608 00:42:43,458 --> 00:42:45,199 - Sure he has no neck on him. 609 00:42:45,243 --> 00:42:46,940 He's no use to me. 610 00:42:47,375 --> 00:42:48,855 You have to try. 611 00:42:52,990 --> 00:42:55,296 Ah, he's too furry. 612 00:42:55,558 --> 00:42:57,168 I could stick a straw in him. 613 00:42:57,211 --> 00:42:59,474 - He's a rabbit, not a Capri Sun, Deco. 614 00:43:00,258 --> 00:43:01,564 Try again. 615 00:43:02,739 --> 00:43:04,349 Ah, Jaysus. 616 00:43:06,090 --> 00:43:07,482 Sorry, pal. 617 00:43:10,703 --> 00:43:13,706 - Ah, the little bastard bit me! - Jaysus, I'm not into that! 618 00:43:15,099 --> 00:43:17,057 Tastes like bleedin' carrots! 619 00:43:17,797 --> 00:43:20,583 I hate carrots! - You're a shite vampire! 620 00:43:20,713 --> 00:43:22,541 That's a waste of good blood! 621 00:43:24,021 --> 00:43:26,458 - I want the real thing! Come here to me! 622 00:43:27,459 --> 00:43:29,113 - You set him off! 623 00:43:29,156 --> 00:43:30,723 Get us out of here! 624 00:43:30,767 --> 00:43:34,161 Hurry! Come on! Come on! 625 00:43:34,597 --> 00:43:36,207 Come on! 626 00:43:42,387 --> 00:43:44,694 - Take your time, Matt, take your time! 627 00:43:58,490 --> 00:43:59,796 He'll calm down in a minute, 628 00:43:59,839 --> 00:44:01,599 as long as you don't give him any more blood. 629 00:44:09,153 --> 00:44:12,112 - Where's me fuckin' rabbit?! 630 00:44:12,678 --> 00:44:14,767 Where's me fuckin' rabbit?! 631 00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:18,031 Oh, Nidge... 632 00:44:19,511 --> 00:44:20,991 Where the fuck..? 633 00:44:22,514 --> 00:44:24,124 Where the fuck... 634 00:44:25,082 --> 00:44:26,605 Nidge? 635 00:44:29,956 --> 00:44:31,610 There ye are, ye little bollocks. 636 00:44:51,499 --> 00:44:53,676 Matt get this dirt-bag off me! 637 00:45:02,336 --> 00:45:03,729 - I can't hold him! 638 00:45:16,046 --> 00:45:17,612 - Aw, fuck. 639 00:45:23,357 --> 00:45:25,490 - The mad bastard's done a bomb dive! 640 00:45:26,056 --> 00:45:27,448 Deco, leave him... 641 00:45:39,939 --> 00:45:44,030 Fuck! 642 00:45:44,161 --> 00:45:46,859 - Come on, get up. Come on! 643 00:45:47,991 --> 00:45:50,384 - No! No, leave me alone! 644 00:46:03,136 --> 00:46:04,921 - Get into the light! - No, no, no! 645 00:46:04,964 --> 00:46:07,662 - Get up! - I seen the bleedin' devil! 646 00:46:10,448 --> 00:46:11,449 I've seen the devil! 647 00:46:11,492 --> 00:46:14,626 I've seen his eyes! It's not true! 648 00:46:15,061 --> 00:46:16,454 I'm trying to help you! 649 00:46:18,325 --> 00:46:19,457 Let go, Deco! 650 00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:25,245 Don't let me go, you little bollocks! 651 00:46:27,204 --> 00:46:29,859 - Deco, let go. - Don't let him in! 652 00:46:33,819 --> 00:46:36,691 - Matt, get in there, stop him, don't let him drain him 653 00:46:36,735 --> 00:46:40,130 because if he drains him, he'll become a vampire! 654 00:46:40,260 --> 00:46:43,220 No, no, no, if he drains him, 655 00:46:43,263 --> 00:46:45,526 he won't be a vampire, he'll be dead! 656 00:46:45,570 --> 00:46:47,224 - Will I let him drain him or not?! 657 00:46:47,267 --> 00:46:49,530 - Just get in there and stop him! 658 00:46:49,574 --> 00:46:51,924 - Ah here, you're scaring me now. 659 00:46:58,409 --> 00:46:59,410 - Deco... 660 00:47:01,499 --> 00:47:04,241 - Before you say anything, you should have a sip. 661 00:47:04,632 --> 00:47:06,896 Vintage blood from... 662 00:47:07,287 --> 00:47:09,420 1963. 663 00:47:09,637 --> 00:47:10,769 A great year. 664 00:47:11,509 --> 00:47:12,909 - You said you wouldn't bite anyone! 665 00:47:12,945 --> 00:47:13,946 - Ah, what?! 666 00:47:14,599 --> 00:47:17,907 He was a scumbag, sold me my first hit. 667 00:47:17,950 --> 00:47:19,604 He's ruined enough lives. 668 00:47:19,647 --> 00:47:23,303 - Henry says to drain him dry, unless you want him coming back. 669 00:47:23,826 --> 00:47:25,479 - Happy days! 670 00:48:30,936 --> 00:48:33,896 I'm after necking those few pints fast. 671 00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:37,812 I feel ashamed of meself. 672 00:48:40,728 --> 00:48:42,121 That blood... 673 00:48:44,602 --> 00:48:46,734 has gone straight to me head. 674 00:48:50,347 --> 00:48:52,392 Don't you be judging me now. 675 00:48:52,871 --> 00:48:54,786 I didn't even like it. 676 00:48:55,439 --> 00:48:57,267 Just curiosity. 677 00:49:02,011 --> 00:49:03,882 I'm not into it anymore. 678 00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:07,320 Anyways, look, 679 00:49:09,496 --> 00:49:11,368 you clean up this mess, 680 00:49:13,370 --> 00:49:14,458 you owe it to me. 681 00:49:14,501 --> 00:49:15,763 You owe me! 682 00:49:15,807 --> 00:49:17,417 - You owe it to me! 683 00:49:17,461 --> 00:49:19,028 - All I see is wires here 684 00:49:19,071 --> 00:49:21,117 and I want to know where that fuckin' telly is 685 00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,685 or you will be out that door in two minutes flat! 686 00:49:24,729 --> 00:49:26,731 I am going to explode! 687 00:49:26,774 --> 00:49:28,733 Maybe someone robbed it or something, like. 688 00:49:28,776 --> 00:49:30,256 - Do you know who robbed it? - Dunno. 689 00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:31,562 - No, he says he doesn't know. 690 00:49:31,605 --> 00:49:33,259 - Did he fuckin' rob that telly?! 691 00:49:33,303 --> 00:49:36,175 Who stole the telly? 692 00:49:38,786 --> 00:49:41,702 I fuckin' knew it! 693 00:49:56,674 --> 00:49:58,415 I don't owe you anything! 694 00:49:58,458 --> 00:49:59,851 It's your own fuckin' fault 695 00:49:59,894 --> 00:50:01,809 you got kicked out in the first place! 696 00:50:01,853 --> 00:50:03,376 You were a junkie! 697 00:50:03,420 --> 00:50:05,988 And Ma was sick of you robbing shite from your own house! 698 00:50:06,814 --> 00:50:08,512 And yeah, I ratted on you. 699 00:50:09,382 --> 00:50:11,732 Cause I didn't wanna come down them stairs one morning 700 00:50:11,776 --> 00:50:13,778 and find you lying on the ground dead 701 00:50:13,821 --> 00:50:17,173 with a needle sticking out of your fucking arm! 702 00:50:21,090 --> 00:50:24,571 I'm done feeling guilty about that, Deco. 703 00:50:25,703 --> 00:50:30,012 I didn't betray you, you chose that shite over me! 704 00:50:30,925 --> 00:50:34,538 I... do you know what? I don't know if I care anymore! 705 00:50:35,365 --> 00:50:38,063 'Cause I feel nothing towards you. 706 00:50:38,803 --> 00:50:40,022 Nothing. 707 00:50:40,065 --> 00:50:41,893 - You're wound up. 708 00:50:42,372 --> 00:50:45,070 Sit down. - I fucking hate you. 709 00:50:45,201 --> 00:50:47,768 Honestly, me own brother, 710 00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:49,727 Ma does, too. 711 00:50:50,641 --> 00:50:52,121 Says it all the time. 712 00:50:52,686 --> 00:50:54,819 Biggest regret of her life was having you. 713 00:51:02,522 --> 00:51:05,569 Yeah, well I'll get to live forever now, won't I? 714 00:51:07,614 --> 00:51:10,052 I'll get to see the two of you dead. 715 00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:14,491 - You'll always be on your own. 716 00:51:15,405 --> 00:51:16,884 No one to love you. 717 00:51:21,672 --> 00:51:23,630 Who the fuck's this annoying me now? 718 00:51:23,935 --> 00:51:25,415 Aw, it's Natalie. 719 00:51:27,591 --> 00:51:29,593 - Alright, Natalie? It's Matt. 720 00:51:29,636 --> 00:51:32,813 Me and Deco are around in the house, 18 Joel Street. 721 00:51:32,857 --> 00:51:35,207 You should come around, he'd love to see you. 722 00:51:35,251 --> 00:51:37,122 - No, no, what are you after doing? 723 00:51:48,307 --> 00:51:50,440 - Wait 'til she sees you're a vampire. 724 00:51:51,571 --> 00:51:53,269 I bet she dumps you. 725 00:52:03,844 --> 00:52:05,498 - I'll take care of this. 726 00:52:06,195 --> 00:52:07,326 - Wait. 727 00:52:08,371 --> 00:52:10,895 I want you to teach me how to kill vampires. 728 00:52:11,635 --> 00:52:13,463 I'm tired of getting pushed around. 729 00:52:16,205 --> 00:52:20,687 My stake of choice has a one and a quarter inch diameter 730 00:52:20,731 --> 00:52:22,602 for optimum grip. 731 00:52:22,646 --> 00:52:25,910 And sandalwood is my preference, 732 00:52:25,953 --> 00:52:28,913 because it's such a versatile wood. 733 00:52:28,956 --> 00:52:32,134 It's both light and strong, 734 00:52:32,177 --> 00:52:35,789 it's just a personal choice, you find what works for you. 735 00:52:39,967 --> 00:52:41,317 - Agh! 736 00:52:47,323 --> 00:52:49,890 - Well, that's the... That's the blunt end. 737 00:52:50,195 --> 00:52:52,676 - How'd you make the pointy end, with a sword or something? 738 00:52:56,070 --> 00:52:57,550 - Under the ribs. Ragh! 739 00:52:59,422 --> 00:53:00,771 - What's that?! 740 00:53:05,732 --> 00:53:08,909 - It's time that little boy became a man. 741 00:53:11,390 --> 00:53:12,522 Good. 742 00:53:12,565 --> 00:53:13,697 Better. 743 00:53:13,740 --> 00:53:15,002 Easy! 744 00:53:15,916 --> 00:53:17,179 Focus. 745 00:53:34,283 --> 00:53:37,242 Killing vampires is like train spotting. 746 00:53:37,286 --> 00:53:39,288 You let them come to you. 747 00:53:39,418 --> 00:53:42,508 Of course, those railway locomotive traction maintenance 748 00:53:42,552 --> 00:53:45,119 depots like Willesden, where they're all lined up 749 00:53:45,163 --> 00:53:46,295 and waiting for you. 750 00:53:46,643 --> 00:53:48,253 Deco! 751 00:53:48,297 --> 00:53:49,776 Open this door! 752 00:53:51,213 --> 00:53:52,866 I know you're in there! 753 00:53:53,127 --> 00:53:55,521 Deco! 754 00:53:58,307 --> 00:54:00,744 I can actually see you, ya thick. 755 00:54:04,661 --> 00:54:06,880 - A lathe might be a bit quicker. 756 00:54:09,143 --> 00:54:12,408 - So where exactly is the heart? - In the centre. 757 00:54:15,759 --> 00:54:17,108 A little bit to the left. 758 00:54:24,333 --> 00:54:25,856 - I don't think I can do it. 759 00:54:26,465 --> 00:54:28,162 - Look, Matt, 760 00:54:28,206 --> 00:54:30,121 Deco just killed a friend of yours. 761 00:54:30,164 --> 00:54:31,949 - Well... - A good man. 762 00:54:32,471 --> 00:54:34,299 - Eh... - Well, a human being. 763 00:54:34,343 --> 00:54:36,170 - Yeah. Okay, fair enough. 764 00:54:36,214 --> 00:54:38,347 You've got blood on your hands now. 765 00:54:38,695 --> 00:54:40,610 - What? - You've got blood on your hands 766 00:54:40,653 --> 00:54:44,048 you should wash them. - Alright, thanks. 767 00:54:44,875 --> 00:54:47,181 - Me and Matt were out playing ball in the garden. 768 00:54:47,225 --> 00:54:48,574 Some day for it. 769 00:54:48,618 --> 00:54:49,662 - And what? 770 00:54:49,706 --> 00:54:51,795 The ball just bit your neck, did it? 771 00:54:51,925 --> 00:54:53,318 Right, tell me. 772 00:54:53,362 --> 00:54:55,102 You're making a bleedin' psycho out of me. 773 00:54:55,146 --> 00:54:57,104 Just tell me what's after happening. 774 00:54:57,148 --> 00:55:01,065 - I, eh... I, eh... - Will you stop say "Eh"?! 775 00:55:01,108 --> 00:55:03,241 Will you just tell me what happened?! 776 00:55:03,285 --> 00:55:04,721 Why you looking to the right for? 777 00:55:04,764 --> 00:55:07,332 That means you're lying Deco, that's psychology! 778 00:55:07,376 --> 00:55:09,116 - Look, it's not about another bird. 779 00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:10,311 - You want us to see other people, 780 00:55:10,335 --> 00:55:11,684 is that what all this is? 781 00:55:11,728 --> 00:55:13,033 - No! - Cause if it is Deco, 782 00:55:13,077 --> 00:55:14,948 it's not like I haven't had any offers! 783 00:55:14,992 --> 00:55:17,647 - What other offers? - Mick O'Connor for one thing. 784 00:55:17,690 --> 00:55:19,344 And he has a better Ronnie than you do! 785 00:55:19,388 --> 00:55:21,912 That little bit of bum fluff on your lip, state of you! 786 00:55:21,955 --> 00:55:24,436 - He's been growing his twice as long, 787 00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:25,872 thank you very much. 788 00:55:25,916 --> 00:55:28,048 - Stacey's friend said that there was some bleedin' 789 00:55:28,092 --> 00:55:30,399 aul one chewing the face off you. 790 00:55:30,529 --> 00:55:31,878 Do you know what Deco, I'm done. 791 00:55:31,922 --> 00:55:33,924 I'm over this conversation. 792 00:55:34,620 --> 00:55:36,056 - All right, wait! 793 00:55:36,579 --> 00:55:39,146 I was at a party, and there was this bird, 794 00:55:39,190 --> 00:55:42,236 but she attacked me and she bit me in the neck. 795 00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:44,369 And I'm a... I'm infected with something. 796 00:55:44,413 --> 00:55:46,893 - Whatcha mean you're infected with something?! 797 00:55:46,937 --> 00:55:48,242 With what?! 798 00:55:50,941 --> 00:55:53,639 - Be very open minded about this. 799 00:55:54,292 --> 00:55:56,990 - Here it is, here it fuckin' is. 800 00:55:57,034 --> 00:56:00,167 Here's your big moment, Deco. Just say it. 801 00:56:03,606 --> 00:56:06,173 - She turned me into a vampire. 802 00:56:23,452 --> 00:56:25,671 - Listen, once you've killed your brother, 803 00:56:25,715 --> 00:56:27,543 I've been looking for an apprentice. 804 00:56:27,586 --> 00:56:29,936 Sheila's having a party tonight, 805 00:56:29,980 --> 00:56:32,112 we could finish this once and for all. 806 00:56:32,504 --> 00:56:34,419 - How are ya, Henry? 807 00:56:36,116 --> 00:56:38,205 Sheila sends her love. 808 00:56:41,470 --> 00:56:42,906 - How did you find me? 809 00:56:42,949 --> 00:56:47,824 - Aw man, you smell good. 810 00:56:47,954 --> 00:56:49,869 - Matt, training! 811 00:56:54,308 --> 00:56:56,920 You can't come in, I won't invite you in. 812 00:56:56,963 --> 00:56:58,661 - Ah now, come on. 813 00:56:59,052 --> 00:57:02,969 Don't think you can say a shed's accommodation, what? 814 00:57:03,187 --> 00:57:05,387 - Well there are landlords that might disagree with you. 815 00:57:13,589 --> 00:57:15,895 - Agh, you little bollocks! 816 00:57:26,819 --> 00:57:29,518 - Henry, I didn't mean it, Henry, hurry up, get up! 817 00:57:29,561 --> 00:57:30,867 Henry! 818 00:57:32,477 --> 00:57:33,826 - Aw, fuck. 819 00:58:52,426 --> 00:58:53,819 - Up the Dubs! 820 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,394 - Henry, get up, come on. 821 00:59:05,265 --> 00:59:09,705 - Oh, Mommy, I don't wanna go to school... 822 00:59:11,271 --> 00:59:13,447 - You have a snooze, I'll be back in a minute. 823 00:59:16,973 --> 00:59:19,323 - Do you know what I think? - Aw, Jaysus. 824 00:59:19,541 --> 00:59:21,281 I think that's bleedin' deadly. 825 00:59:21,325 --> 00:59:24,241 - What? - Deco, I love all them vampire films! 826 00:59:24,284 --> 00:59:26,156 Team Edward and Team Jacobs and all that! 827 00:59:26,330 --> 00:59:28,898 - Team Deco? - Oh my God, gas. 828 00:59:29,072 --> 00:59:31,248 - Yeah, look at me fangs as well, look. 829 00:59:31,857 --> 00:59:33,642 - Are they meant to be that small? 830 00:59:33,685 --> 00:59:35,861 - What? - I'm only messing! 831 00:59:35,905 --> 00:59:37,559 They're lovely little fangs. 832 00:59:38,516 --> 00:59:39,952 Here... 833 00:59:40,344 --> 00:59:41,780 - Oh? 834 00:59:42,215 --> 00:59:44,000 - Would you like a bit of that? 835 00:59:45,915 --> 00:59:48,613 - What? - Go on, get in there. 836 00:59:50,484 --> 00:59:54,053 Make me a vampire. - Oh, oh no, no, no, stop it. 837 00:59:54,097 --> 00:59:55,204 No, you don't know what you're doing! 838 00:59:55,228 --> 00:59:57,143 - Deco, make me a vampire. - No! 839 00:59:57,187 --> 00:59:58,362 - Go on. - No, it's not funny. 840 00:59:58,405 --> 00:59:59,624 - I know you want to! 841 00:59:59,668 --> 01:00:01,713 - It's no joke. - What're you doing?! 842 01:00:02,061 --> 01:00:04,498 The state of your Ronnie! 843 01:01:18,355 --> 01:01:20,574 That Henry fella's got in your head. 844 01:01:21,314 --> 01:01:22,596 - I thought you cared about Natalie! 845 01:01:22,620 --> 01:01:23,620 - She asked for it! 846 01:01:25,797 --> 01:01:27,494 - It's never your fault, is it?! 847 01:01:28,365 --> 01:01:30,454 - No like, she literally asked for it. 848 01:02:01,224 --> 01:02:02,834 Hello? 849 01:02:08,361 --> 01:02:09,972 All right, Ma? 850 01:02:10,015 --> 01:02:11,166 What's wrong with you, you sound out of breath? 851 01:02:11,190 --> 01:02:12,975 - Yeah, I'm just in work, I'm grand. 852 01:02:13,018 --> 01:02:15,194 I'm doing the shopping, text me if you need anything. 853 01:02:15,238 --> 01:02:16,761 - Alright go on, I'll call you later. 854 01:02:16,805 --> 01:02:18,676 Don't be killing yourself now, love. 855 01:02:43,919 --> 01:02:45,834 Deco, what're you doing?! 856 01:02:46,486 --> 01:02:48,053 - Come here and I'll bite you. 857 01:02:49,968 --> 01:02:53,232 - Deco, don't be at my foot, don't do it! 858 01:03:36,972 --> 01:03:39,801 - Get that bit of wood out of my face! 859 01:04:12,834 --> 01:04:16,315 Matt! Let me in, Matt! Please help! 860 01:04:26,108 --> 01:04:28,762 Oh, please! Oh, I'm burning! 861 01:04:31,156 --> 01:04:32,897 Ow, my skin, oh... 862 01:04:42,472 --> 01:04:44,126 Please... 863 01:05:09,891 --> 01:05:13,111 At least we got to hang out, one more day. 864 01:05:39,137 --> 01:05:41,792 - That's tasty as fuck, that is. 865 01:05:45,274 --> 01:05:46,449 Nat! 866 01:05:47,058 --> 01:05:48,364 Natalie! 867 01:05:55,501 --> 01:05:57,329 Oh, fuck. 868 01:05:57,851 --> 01:05:59,462 - I couldn't kill me brother. 869 01:06:00,506 --> 01:06:01,899 - Eejit! 870 01:06:01,943 --> 01:06:04,510 - I'm kicking him out, as soon as the sun goes down. 871 01:06:04,554 --> 01:06:05,947 - Seriously. - I mean it! 872 01:06:05,990 --> 01:06:07,122 - Ha! - I've had enough. 873 01:06:07,165 --> 01:06:08,906 - Ha, dick! 874 01:06:11,300 --> 01:06:12,954 - I brought you your jacket. 875 01:06:14,042 --> 01:06:15,826 Gets cold out here. 876 01:06:18,655 --> 01:06:20,048 - Thank you. 877 01:06:26,489 --> 01:06:28,665 - Come on Willy, you've been on that for ages, 878 01:06:28,708 --> 01:06:29,971 will ya hurry up! 879 01:06:30,188 --> 01:06:32,016 Woah, woah, woah, where you going with this? 880 01:06:32,060 --> 01:06:35,411 Put it in the corner, I've already told you this! 881 01:06:35,454 --> 01:06:39,023 Guys, we're open in two hours. 882 01:06:39,067 --> 01:06:41,025 Yeah? Can we hurry this up a bit? 883 01:06:41,330 --> 01:06:43,047 Why you looking at me like you don't understand 884 01:06:43,071 --> 01:06:45,464 what I'm saying? I'm saying it very clearly. 885 01:06:45,508 --> 01:06:48,772 Sheila, can you... Sheila, are you okay? 886 01:06:48,946 --> 01:06:50,295 Sheila! 887 01:06:50,730 --> 01:06:51,905 - Amanda's dead. 888 01:06:52,341 --> 01:06:54,952 - Did you just get psychic abilities right now? 889 01:06:54,996 --> 01:06:57,061 Like, did your mind just tell you that, do we get that?! 890 01:06:57,085 --> 01:06:59,522 - No, she just didn't reply to my text messages! 891 01:06:59,565 --> 01:07:01,698 - Oh. - We need to go sort this. 892 01:07:01,741 --> 01:07:02,873 - Well I can't leave, 893 01:07:02,916 --> 01:07:04,962 or these clowns will turn this place 894 01:07:05,006 --> 01:07:07,356 into a dental clinic by the time we're back. 895 01:07:07,399 --> 01:07:08,399 - Fair point. 896 01:07:09,662 --> 01:07:12,100 It's time me and Henry broke up face to face. 897 01:07:12,143 --> 01:07:15,016 - You stay calm, you don't wind him up. 898 01:07:15,059 --> 01:07:16,887 - I've got this. - You have! 899 01:07:17,757 --> 01:07:19,368 - I'm Zen. 900 01:07:19,672 --> 01:07:21,152 - Well... 901 01:07:22,153 --> 01:07:24,199 She's Zen. She's Zen, she's said she's Zen. 902 01:07:24,373 --> 01:07:25,635 She's Zen. 903 01:07:30,814 --> 01:07:32,033 - Don't worry love, 904 01:07:32,076 --> 01:07:34,252 you just walk it off, you'll feel better. 905 01:07:34,296 --> 01:07:37,081 Look, I thought I was a goner, 906 01:07:37,125 --> 01:07:39,910 but look at me now, what? 907 01:07:40,780 --> 01:07:43,653 - Oi, you two. It's nearly time to go. 908 01:07:43,914 --> 01:07:45,220 Get your things. 909 01:07:45,263 --> 01:07:48,005 - What are you talking about, you fool, ya? 910 01:07:52,096 --> 01:07:53,837 - The sun'll be going down soon. 911 01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:55,491 Get your umbrellas. 912 01:07:55,708 --> 01:07:57,797 You can go on, it's safe now. 913 01:07:58,668 --> 01:08:00,713 - Ah, you're trying to trick us. 914 01:08:01,192 --> 01:08:02,889 We're gonna stay right here 915 01:08:02,933 --> 01:08:04,978 until it's pitch black out there. 916 01:08:05,718 --> 01:08:07,416 Once your fangs start growing, 917 01:08:07,459 --> 01:08:08,852 you've a lot more energy. 918 01:08:08,895 --> 01:08:11,333 Healing, strength, agility, 919 01:08:11,376 --> 01:08:13,335 and I'm definitely smarter! 920 01:08:14,640 --> 01:08:16,555 - But everything has its drawbacks. 921 01:08:16,816 --> 01:08:19,080 Like the poxy sunlight. - Oh, really? 922 01:08:19,123 --> 01:08:21,299 - And I don't think vampires can get boners. 923 01:08:21,343 --> 01:08:22,735 - Oh really?! - Yeah. 924 01:08:22,779 --> 01:08:23,997 - No, no, 925 01:08:24,041 --> 01:08:26,435 I think you're thinking of zombies, you thick. 926 01:08:26,478 --> 01:08:27,697 - Don't call me a thick. 927 01:08:27,740 --> 01:08:30,439 - I actually find that very offensive. 928 01:08:30,787 --> 01:08:33,920 - I think you should apologize. - I'm not apologizing for that. 929 01:08:34,965 --> 01:08:36,488 - Very mature. 930 01:08:38,055 --> 01:08:41,102 - I'm sorry, Deco, I didn't mean to... 931 01:08:41,798 --> 01:08:44,540 cross any lines there or hurt your feelings. 932 01:08:45,062 --> 01:08:46,672 - Don't worry about it, Matthew. 933 01:08:46,716 --> 01:08:48,283 - Anyway! 934 01:08:48,326 --> 01:08:49,886 I actually think I'd be very good at it. 935 01:08:50,111 --> 01:08:52,243 - Yeah? - Yeah cause I love going out at night. 936 01:08:52,287 --> 01:08:53,853 - She does. 937 01:08:53,897 --> 01:08:55,353 - Plus you get to be immoral and live forever and all that. 938 01:08:55,377 --> 01:08:58,815 - It's immortal, not immoral. - Shut up you, you thick! 939 01:08:58,858 --> 01:09:01,818 That's what I'm after saying, i-mor-dal! 940 01:09:02,514 --> 01:09:04,386 - That's all this country needs. 941 01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:06,170 More bleedin' vampires. 942 01:09:06,214 --> 01:09:07,650 - Ah, fu... 943 01:09:39,464 --> 01:09:40,900 - Change of plans. 944 01:09:55,219 --> 01:09:56,394 - Henry! 945 01:09:58,483 --> 01:10:01,443 - What are you doing? - Oh, I was about to, um... 946 01:10:02,357 --> 01:10:04,663 You do know that you've killed a lot of people? 947 01:10:04,707 --> 01:10:06,578 - You're the one killing my friends! 948 01:10:06,622 --> 01:10:08,145 That's worse! 949 01:10:08,189 --> 01:10:10,384 - You're the one who's going out at night biting new people 950 01:10:10,408 --> 01:10:12,149 and creating new vampires! 951 01:10:12,193 --> 01:10:14,107 And I know about your club later. 952 01:10:14,412 --> 01:10:16,632 - Why are you being so mean?! 953 01:10:16,675 --> 01:10:19,025 You're making me out to be a monster! 954 01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:21,637 This obviously meant nothing to you! 955 01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:24,161 You care more about trains than me! 956 01:10:24,205 --> 01:10:26,076 That's not true. 957 01:10:26,119 --> 01:10:27,860 Ooh, wait... 958 01:10:28,905 --> 01:10:31,299 I didn't think the 9:30 from Howth to Bray 959 01:10:31,342 --> 01:10:33,736 was operating on a Sunday. 960 01:10:33,779 --> 01:10:36,608 Name one thing you loved about me! 961 01:10:38,001 --> 01:10:41,526 - You're smart. - Please! So vague. 962 01:10:41,570 --> 01:10:44,399 - I love the way you always spoke exactly the way you felt. 963 01:10:44,442 --> 01:10:48,577 You're such a nerd, Henry! 964 01:10:48,620 --> 01:10:49,795 - You don't mind it. 965 01:10:49,839 --> 01:10:52,972 - Just stake me and get it over with! 966 01:10:53,016 --> 01:10:55,323 - Yeah, stake her. - You shut up! 967 01:10:56,933 --> 01:10:58,630 - Oh, oh! 968 01:10:58,761 --> 01:11:01,285 Ha, they must have updated their timetable. 969 01:11:04,897 --> 01:11:06,247 - Henry! 970 01:11:23,873 --> 01:11:25,178 Idiot. 971 01:11:27,877 --> 01:11:29,487 - Hate break-ups. 972 01:11:30,183 --> 01:11:32,273 Someone always gets hurt. 973 01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:38,888 Oh, Henry you never tasted so good! 974 01:11:47,157 --> 01:11:48,941 - Any chance of a bit of blood? 975 01:11:48,985 --> 01:11:50,943 - Oh, would you look who it is! 976 01:11:50,987 --> 01:11:54,077 - Here you, you keep your grubby claws off my fella 977 01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:56,645 you little fuckin' cretin! - It's all right, love. 978 01:11:56,688 --> 01:11:58,318 - I'll box her head in! - Come on no, we'll go in. 979 01:11:58,342 --> 01:12:00,213 No, it's okay. - They're rotten things! 980 01:12:02,477 --> 01:12:03,477 Do you smell that? 981 01:12:09,658 --> 01:12:12,400 - Mother of God, she's AB negative. 982 01:12:12,443 --> 01:12:15,272 - One dabble of that and you're hooked. 983 01:12:17,361 --> 01:12:19,407 - She'll be great for the raffle later. 984 01:12:23,802 --> 01:12:25,630 - Excuse me, can I help you? 985 01:12:25,761 --> 01:12:27,850 - Would you come with us, please? 986 01:12:27,893 --> 01:12:29,939 There's a raffle we'd love you to take part in. 987 01:12:29,982 --> 01:12:32,376 - A raffle? Ah here, are you from the Lotto? 988 01:12:32,420 --> 01:12:34,683 I sent that scratch card in months ago! 989 01:12:34,726 --> 01:12:36,902 - Yeah, that's it, you're a winner! 990 01:12:36,946 --> 01:12:39,862 Congratulations! - Ma, wait. 991 01:12:41,037 --> 01:12:43,039 - Here, put them in the fridge! 992 01:12:43,082 --> 01:12:44,693 - They're a bunch of vampires. - Yeah, 993 01:12:44,736 --> 01:12:46,912 and they've been praying on me for years, 994 01:12:46,956 --> 01:12:48,436 and what is it you said? 995 01:12:48,479 --> 01:12:50,394 More chance of being hit by lightning? 996 01:12:50,438 --> 01:12:52,633 Well good job your poor aul mother didn't listen to you! 997 01:12:52,657 --> 01:12:53,658 Yeah! 998 01:12:54,442 --> 01:12:55,704 - Come on! 999 01:12:56,444 --> 01:12:58,620 Wait 'til you see what we have lined up for you. 1000 01:13:02,450 --> 01:13:03,451 Yoo-hoo! 1001 01:13:05,366 --> 01:13:08,499 She's raging. Here, is Marty presenting it? 1002 01:13:08,543 --> 01:13:10,545 Aw, I watch him every week, I love him. 1003 01:13:12,155 --> 01:13:14,287 - Just be glad it's not you, yeah? 1004 01:13:15,637 --> 01:13:17,029 See ya! 1005 01:13:21,469 --> 01:13:23,906 They took Ma, you have to help her. 1006 01:13:27,039 --> 01:13:29,390 - What are you doing, come on! - She all right? 1007 01:13:30,782 --> 01:13:32,305 - Listen Deco, 1008 01:13:32,349 --> 01:13:35,396 with your Ma out of the picture, we can inherit this house. 1009 01:13:35,918 --> 01:13:38,268 - Here, yeah, we talk about it later love. 1010 01:13:38,311 --> 01:13:39,574 Jaysus! 1011 01:13:39,617 --> 01:13:42,664 - Listen. Look at me. I know she's your ma, 1012 01:13:43,055 --> 01:13:45,971 but truth be told, she never gave a fuck about you. 1013 01:13:46,755 --> 01:13:49,671 I'm the one who cares about you, I'm your family now. 1014 01:13:52,848 --> 01:13:54,763 All right? - All right. 1015 01:13:56,808 --> 01:13:59,724 - Hello? Yeah, emergency services? 1016 01:14:01,639 --> 01:14:03,554 What're you doing, they're going to kill her! 1017 01:14:03,598 --> 01:14:05,077 - She never gave a fuck about me, 1018 01:14:05,121 --> 01:14:06,949 why should I care about her? 1019 01:14:07,253 --> 01:14:08,429 Stay where you are, 1020 01:14:08,472 --> 01:14:10,032 you'd only end up getting yourself hurt. 1021 01:14:11,997 --> 01:14:13,521 Just do as you're told. 1022 01:15:05,050 --> 01:15:06,051 - Wow! 1023 01:15:06,661 --> 01:15:08,837 - Jeez, I'm bleedin' parchin' now. 1024 01:15:11,187 --> 01:15:13,494 - Right, I'll go down and see 1025 01:15:13,537 --> 01:15:15,800 if there's anything left in that old bollocks, Henry. 1026 01:15:48,311 --> 01:15:51,532 See your stupid brother, he's gonna ruin everything! 1027 01:15:51,662 --> 01:15:54,665 Get dressed, we have to stop him from saving your Ma! 1028 01:15:54,796 --> 01:15:56,972 Come on, will you? Put your little willy away! 1029 01:15:57,189 --> 01:15:58,451 Fly after me! 1030 01:15:58,495 --> 01:15:59,888 - I already tried that. 1031 01:15:59,931 --> 01:16:01,367 - Not like me, pal. 1032 01:16:07,983 --> 01:16:09,201 - Ah! 1033 01:16:36,272 --> 01:16:37,273 Right. 1034 01:16:38,056 --> 01:16:39,449 Wait for me! 1035 01:16:47,675 --> 01:16:48,937 Right... 1036 01:17:18,619 --> 01:17:20,185 Aw, no... 1037 01:17:31,675 --> 01:17:33,242 Calling all taxi drivers. 1038 01:17:33,285 --> 01:17:36,375 We have a vampire situation in The Crypt Nightclub, 1039 01:17:36,419 --> 01:17:38,639 requesting immediate back-up, over. 1040 01:17:38,813 --> 01:17:41,685 - Sorry there son, I have a fare out to the airport. 1041 01:17:41,729 --> 01:17:43,034 I won't make it over. 1042 01:17:43,078 --> 01:17:44,209 Crypt club? 1043 01:17:44,253 --> 01:17:45,622 Sure that's on the other side of town, 1044 01:17:45,646 --> 01:17:47,604 not bursting me balls driving over there. 1045 01:17:47,648 --> 01:17:49,127 - Yeah, forget about it! 1046 01:17:57,440 --> 01:17:59,181 Make a hard left. 1047 01:18:20,419 --> 01:18:21,769 - Oh fuck. 1048 01:18:22,204 --> 01:18:23,422 Go away! 1049 01:18:25,468 --> 01:18:26,861 Fuck off! 1050 01:18:28,123 --> 01:18:29,864 Get off me motor, Natalie! 1051 01:18:53,888 --> 01:18:55,411 Please make a U-turn. 1052 01:18:57,761 --> 01:19:00,111 Listen Matt, forget about your Ma! 1053 01:19:00,459 --> 01:19:02,157 We can all live together. 1054 01:19:02,200 --> 01:19:04,115 Nobody absolutely wrecking your... 1055 01:19:10,556 --> 01:19:11,688 head. 1056 01:19:14,299 --> 01:19:15,997 Agh! 1057 01:19:22,830 --> 01:19:24,222 Go away, Natalie! 1058 01:19:25,354 --> 01:19:26,747 Go away! 1059 01:19:27,878 --> 01:19:29,314 Get off me, Natalie! 1060 01:20:47,871 --> 01:20:49,742 - Oh-oh-oh, perfect. 1061 01:20:51,440 --> 01:20:53,181 Couldn't write it. 1062 01:21:49,150 --> 01:21:50,891 - Sounds like it's lit in there! 1063 01:21:53,458 --> 01:21:54,938 - We appreciate your donation. 1064 01:22:09,779 --> 01:22:11,302 - Sorry, we're full tonight. 1065 01:22:11,520 --> 01:22:14,175 - I have friends in there, I have to see them. 1066 01:22:14,218 --> 01:22:15,872 - They don't want to see you! 1067 01:22:16,394 --> 01:22:18,048 - Ha, ha, ha! - Ha, ha, ha! 1068 01:22:18,092 --> 01:22:19,896 - Yeah, I get it, but I'm just gonna head on in. 1069 01:22:19,920 --> 01:22:21,965 Go that way again and see what happens, 1070 01:22:22,009 --> 01:22:23,793 go that way and see what happens. 1071 01:22:23,836 --> 01:22:25,099 - I'll just go this way. 1072 01:22:25,142 --> 01:22:26,535 Go that way and see what happens, 1073 01:22:26,578 --> 01:22:29,016 either way I have you covered in all corners, pal. 1074 01:22:29,059 --> 01:22:31,888 - Look, I'm cool! - I don't, I don't think 1075 01:22:31,932 --> 01:22:34,325 you're that cool, he doesn't think you're that cool, 1076 01:22:34,369 --> 01:22:36,284 I think you should get your little tiny legs 1077 01:22:36,327 --> 01:22:38,895 and go for a jog pal, yeah? That way. 1078 01:22:39,156 --> 01:22:41,202 - I just want to go in to my friend. 1079 01:22:41,245 --> 01:22:45,075 - Wow, going to just talk to the man, pretend I'm not even here?! 1080 01:22:45,119 --> 01:22:47,295 Do you know what I did to him last week? 1081 01:22:47,338 --> 01:22:49,340 He was in hospital because of this and this. 1082 01:22:49,601 --> 01:22:50,994 So talk to him again. 1083 01:22:52,604 --> 01:22:55,825 I'm only buzzing with you, go on in! 1084 01:22:55,868 --> 01:22:59,220 Ah, he's all right, go on, scared the shite out of him. 1085 01:22:59,350 --> 01:23:00,830 Enjoy the night. 1086 01:23:02,353 --> 01:23:04,007 He has no friends. 1087 01:23:29,946 --> 01:23:32,035 I know why you're here tonight. 1088 01:23:37,388 --> 01:23:38,607 Raffle tickets? 1089 01:23:38,650 --> 01:23:40,391 - Just the one, please. 1090 01:23:42,828 --> 01:23:44,047 Thank you. 1091 01:23:45,266 --> 01:23:50,488 - Greetings my children of the night! 1092 01:23:52,099 --> 01:23:56,842 Are you all ready to get wasted?! 1093 01:24:00,977 --> 01:24:04,633 Tonight, we have a very special prize! 1094 01:24:05,155 --> 01:24:09,203 This is a tasty little morsel to get the evening going. 1095 01:24:09,420 --> 01:24:15,470 And she is... AB negative! 1096 01:24:18,647 --> 01:24:22,172 And the winner is... 1097 01:24:22,912 --> 01:24:24,696 Red... 1098 01:24:25,001 --> 01:24:27,090 37! 1099 01:24:33,488 --> 01:24:36,056 Red 37, before it goes off? 1100 01:24:37,144 --> 01:24:39,929 Come on, we haven't got all night. 1101 01:24:40,930 --> 01:24:42,627 Red 37 anybody? 1102 01:24:43,846 --> 01:24:47,502 - I have it! - We have a winner! 1103 01:24:49,634 --> 01:24:50,983 - Yes! 1104 01:24:54,900 --> 01:24:57,990 - I think you should have her now before we all get thirsty. 1105 01:24:58,034 --> 01:24:59,644 - Yeah, I'm excited. 1106 01:25:03,735 --> 01:25:06,782 - Oh, yummy! - Get away from me neck! 1107 01:25:07,087 --> 01:25:10,568 - Ma, it's Matt. - I know it's fuckin' Matt! 1108 01:25:10,612 --> 01:25:13,397 Get a move on will ya, for fuck's sake! 1109 01:25:13,615 --> 01:25:15,530 Here, I have the ticket here, 1110 01:25:15,573 --> 01:25:17,880 that's the ticket! It's a fix it is! 1111 01:25:17,923 --> 01:25:19,923 I should be drinking that aul wan's blood, not him! 1112 01:25:20,230 --> 01:25:23,059 - Bloody raffle me hole! - Get up, go, go! 1113 01:25:23,103 --> 01:25:25,757 Get after them! 1114 01:25:29,196 --> 01:25:30,588 - Come on! 1115 01:25:30,719 --> 01:25:32,329 - Go, go, go, go, go! 1116 01:25:41,425 --> 01:25:43,079 - Ma, hurry up. - Oh Jesus. 1117 01:25:45,037 --> 01:25:46,691 Oh Jesus, Holy Mary Mother of God! 1118 01:25:48,824 --> 01:25:51,000 Go, go, go. 1119 01:26:23,902 --> 01:26:26,557 - Leave my son alone or I'll break you in half! 1120 01:26:26,688 --> 01:26:28,211 You should be ashamed of yourself, 1121 01:26:28,255 --> 01:26:30,039 a man of your age taking blood 1122 01:26:30,082 --> 01:26:32,128 that doesn't even belong to you! 1123 01:26:32,172 --> 01:26:33,695 - Get off me you fuckin' bitch! 1124 01:26:35,958 --> 01:26:38,308 - You stupid bleedin' vampire! 1125 01:26:52,279 --> 01:26:53,628 - He had that coming. 1126 01:26:57,284 --> 01:26:59,199 - Come on, go, go, go. 1127 01:27:01,679 --> 01:27:03,768 - Declan! Oh my God, look at you. 1128 01:27:04,291 --> 01:27:05,466 What's wrong with you? - What? 1129 01:27:05,509 --> 01:27:06,858 - Give us a look. 1130 01:27:07,032 --> 01:27:08,686 Oh no, are you a vampire? Oh my God, 1131 01:27:08,730 --> 01:27:10,490 you ought to be a bloody ashamed of yourself, 1132 01:27:10,514 --> 01:27:12,342 and look at him, he's pissed, he's pissed! 1133 01:27:12,386 --> 01:27:15,519 - No I'm not, I was pouring the booze all over the ground! 1134 01:27:16,303 --> 01:27:18,696 I have them here! The ringleaders. 1135 01:27:19,131 --> 01:27:20,220 - Deco? 1136 01:27:20,263 --> 01:27:21,482 - Look. 1137 01:27:27,575 --> 01:27:30,447 - Any day now, Deco. - Yeah, I'll get it in a second. 1138 01:27:31,970 --> 01:27:33,798 - Stop foostering with that fucking thing. 1139 01:27:46,768 --> 01:27:49,031 I always end up cleaning up after you. 1140 01:27:49,161 --> 01:27:51,425 - Jaysus Christ, I'm only after risking my life 1141 01:27:51,468 --> 01:27:53,620 and you're giving me grief. - Yeah well it's your fault 1142 01:27:53,644 --> 01:27:55,037 I'm here in the first place! 1143 01:27:55,080 --> 01:27:56,691 Everything that comes out of your mouth, 1144 01:27:56,734 --> 01:28:00,172 blame, blame, blame, blame him, blame her, 1145 01:28:00,216 --> 01:28:01,391 blame everybody, 1146 01:28:01,435 --> 01:28:03,611 you blame everybody but your bloody self! 1147 01:28:03,654 --> 01:28:06,048 - Can you stop? - Take a good look at yourself. 1148 01:28:06,091 --> 01:28:08,268 - You think I haven't looked at myself before, no?! 1149 01:28:08,311 --> 01:28:10,333 - Yeah well, you'd want to take a good look at yourself now, 1150 01:28:10,357 --> 01:28:12,881 I swear you had me up to there, it's your bleedin' fault! 1151 01:28:12,924 --> 01:28:14,250 - My ears are ringing, will you shut... 1152 01:28:14,274 --> 01:28:16,188 - I'll tell ya I'll pull the ears off you! 1153 01:28:16,232 --> 01:28:17,668 - I'm sure you will! - I will! 1154 01:28:17,712 --> 01:28:18,539 - Will you stop fighting?! 1155 01:28:18,582 --> 01:28:19,603 - Ever since you were five, 1156 01:28:19,627 --> 01:28:21,324 you were a waste of bleedin' space! 1157 01:28:21,368 --> 01:28:23,326 - Very fuckin' nice, Ma. Thank you. 1158 01:28:23,370 --> 01:28:24,849 - A bloody waste of space! 1159 01:28:24,893 --> 01:28:26,721 It's no wonder I'm on the tablets! 1160 01:28:26,764 --> 01:28:28,331 - Enough! 1161 01:28:28,505 --> 01:28:30,725 Will you both just stop! 1162 01:28:31,987 --> 01:28:33,347 Do you have any idea what it's like 1163 01:28:33,380 --> 01:28:35,077 to be in the middle of this? 1164 01:28:36,339 --> 01:28:38,689 Ma, stop calling him a waster. 1165 01:28:38,733 --> 01:28:41,736 - There ya go. - Deco, have some respect. 1166 01:28:42,171 --> 01:28:43,888 - Do you honestly think this is the right time 1167 01:28:43,912 --> 01:28:46,436 to be having this conversation? - Yeah, I do. 1168 01:28:46,480 --> 01:28:48,588 And we're taking it in turns cooking breakfast from now on... 1169 01:28:48,612 --> 01:28:50,875 - Ah no, no, I love your breakfast. 1170 01:28:50,919 --> 01:28:52,181 I always burn the breakfast, 1171 01:28:52,224 --> 01:28:53,419 like do you want to eat your breakfast like... 1172 01:28:53,443 --> 01:28:55,140 - It's something you'll have to work on. 1173 01:28:55,184 --> 01:28:58,318 And Deco, if you rob from my store again, I'm reporting you. 1174 01:28:58,927 --> 01:29:01,843 And I'm taking my room back. Every inch of it. 1175 01:29:04,062 --> 01:29:05,237 Now shake hands. 1176 01:29:08,806 --> 01:29:09,981 Come on! 1177 01:29:21,384 --> 01:29:23,081 Okay, now I think we should run. 1178 01:29:23,734 --> 01:29:24,909 - Oh. 1179 01:29:31,046 --> 01:29:32,787 - Oh, oh God! 1180 01:29:36,094 --> 01:29:37,574 - Go up the top, there's an exit! 1181 01:29:37,618 --> 01:29:40,185 - Are you sure you'll be okay?! - I'll stay and help Deco! 1182 01:29:40,229 --> 01:29:42,536 - Right, I'll get home so, I'll stick you a fry on! 1183 01:29:42,579 --> 01:29:43,928 I'll say a prayer for you! 1184 01:29:43,972 --> 01:29:47,236 - Need more than a prayer! - Let's go, let's go! 1185 01:29:48,977 --> 01:29:50,413 - Come in and close it! 1186 01:29:54,591 --> 01:29:56,158 - Yeah! 1187 01:29:57,333 --> 01:29:58,508 - Deco! 1188 01:29:59,422 --> 01:30:01,511 - Agh, me face! 1189 01:30:07,212 --> 01:30:09,171 What are you doing?! 1190 01:30:35,893 --> 01:30:38,113 - I thought I recognized that fat head! 1191 01:30:38,156 --> 01:30:39,462 - Oh yeah? 1192 01:30:44,380 --> 01:30:45,468 - Get away from him! 1193 01:30:53,041 --> 01:30:54,346 - Deco? 1194 01:30:57,654 --> 01:30:58,960 Deco?! 1195 01:31:03,051 --> 01:31:04,792 - You're a disgrace! 1196 01:31:04,835 --> 01:31:06,794 Betraying your own kind. 1197 01:31:38,303 --> 01:31:42,264 - What a pathetic little pint-sized weed you are. 1198 01:31:42,307 --> 01:31:44,614 You're gonna be a great little helper for us! 1199 01:31:44,832 --> 01:31:46,703 Like Henry, you're nothing! 1200 01:31:46,834 --> 01:31:49,489 He doesn't have a patch on me, son. 1201 01:31:49,750 --> 01:31:52,100 Go on, are you gonna cry to your Mammy now? 1202 01:31:52,143 --> 01:31:53,580 - No! - That's right. 1203 01:31:53,623 --> 01:31:55,625 'Cause I'm gonna drink her blood 1204 01:31:55,669 --> 01:31:59,020 right after I drink yours! 1205 01:32:03,677 --> 01:32:06,549 It's garlic! It burns! 1206 01:32:11,162 --> 01:32:12,381 - Yeah? 1207 01:32:12,990 --> 01:32:14,165 - Do it! 1208 01:32:38,929 --> 01:32:40,540 - Go over there, go over there. 1209 01:32:45,849 --> 01:32:47,242 - Any way out?! 1210 01:32:47,938 --> 01:32:48,939 - No. 1211 01:32:49,592 --> 01:32:50,592 - We're trapped. 1212 01:32:52,943 --> 01:32:54,858 - I'm sorry for being a crap brother. 1213 01:32:55,729 --> 01:32:57,731 - You weren't much of a vampire, either. 1214 01:33:24,801 --> 01:33:26,020 You done it! 1215 01:33:26,411 --> 01:33:29,371 Oh my God, you done it, Deco! 1216 01:33:29,414 --> 01:33:32,374 - I bleedin' done it! - I knew you could, I said it. 1217 01:33:39,686 --> 01:33:41,078 - Ah, fuck. 1218 01:33:46,954 --> 01:33:48,869 - Woo! - Holy God. 1219 01:33:48,912 --> 01:33:50,697 - It's like Ma's breakfast, ya know! 1220 01:33:50,740 --> 01:33:52,873 - Like an action movie. 1221 01:33:58,008 --> 01:34:01,925 I finally got me wings! - Unbelievable! 1222 01:34:01,969 --> 01:34:04,058 - You're a hefty bastard! 1223 01:34:04,406 --> 01:34:05,842 - It's all muscle. 1224 01:34:06,843 --> 01:34:08,366 - Say hello, Matt. 1225 01:34:08,410 --> 01:34:10,020 - Hello! 1226 01:34:11,282 --> 01:34:13,850 You'd hate to be walking though, wouldn't you? 1227 01:34:15,547 --> 01:34:17,811 - Ready to go for a dip, watch it! 1228 01:34:21,510 --> 01:34:24,252 Watch out for the bridge! - No really, watch out for it. 1229 01:34:24,295 --> 01:34:25,949 - Whoa! 1230 01:34:27,124 --> 01:34:29,692 Whoa, just about. 1231 01:34:29,910 --> 01:34:31,912 - You done the bleedin' splits! 1232 01:34:32,216 --> 01:34:34,175 Nearly took the balls off me. 1233 01:34:37,439 --> 01:34:39,484 Right come on, take us home there. 1234 01:34:39,528 --> 01:34:41,922 - Here we go, sharp turn. 1235 01:34:49,016 --> 01:34:50,278 Down we go. 1236 01:34:50,844 --> 01:34:53,368 - Thank you for flying with Deco Airlines. 1237 01:34:53,890 --> 01:34:55,805 - Whoa! - Whoa! 1238 01:34:57,241 --> 01:34:58,721 - I told ya you could do it, Deco, 1239 01:34:58,765 --> 01:35:00,897 - You'd get a clap for that landing, wouldn't you? 1240 01:35:00,941 --> 01:35:03,508 - I told ya you could do it, you were farting all day! 1241 01:35:03,552 --> 01:35:05,423 - I nearly bleedin' hurt me hole in the Spire! 1242 01:35:05,467 --> 01:35:07,817 - I know, did you see me dodge the bridge doing the splits? 1243 01:35:07,861 --> 01:35:09,906 - I thought you were a goner! 1244 01:35:10,037 --> 01:35:11,734 Oh my God... 1245 01:35:13,649 --> 01:35:15,738 - You're me best mate, Deco, what are you? 1246 01:35:17,044 --> 01:35:18,567 - Your best mate. 1247 01:35:20,047 --> 01:35:23,006 - Oh my God, thank God you're back! 1248 01:35:23,398 --> 01:35:25,443 - Are you okay? - Oh yes, I'm okay! 1249 01:35:25,748 --> 01:35:27,228 Are you okay? - I'm all good, yeah. 1250 01:35:27,271 --> 01:35:28,838 - Aw, good. 1251 01:35:29,447 --> 01:35:30,797 Deco... 1252 01:35:37,281 --> 01:35:39,196 Do you want to come in? 1253 01:35:42,678 --> 01:35:44,158 - Yeah. 1254 01:35:45,246 --> 01:35:47,030 - Only for a cup of tea now. 1255 01:35:48,423 --> 01:35:49,903 - Uh-uh. 1256 01:36:59,146 --> 01:37:00,495 Deco? 1257 01:37:00,712 --> 01:37:02,845 - Ah, how are ya pal? Can you hear me? 1258 01:37:02,889 --> 01:37:04,325 - Yeah, I can year ya. 1259 01:37:04,368 --> 01:37:06,980 - How are ya gettin' on? - Grand yeah, you? 1260 01:37:07,023 --> 01:37:08,303 - Ah well, to be honest with you, 1261 01:37:08,329 --> 01:37:09,460 I wanted to ask ya... 1262 01:37:09,504 --> 01:37:12,550 I'm after gettin' me new coffin, look. 1263 01:37:14,030 --> 01:37:16,990 - Jaysus, yeah. - Size of the bleedin' thing! 1264 01:37:17,033 --> 01:37:19,557 I fit in it though, I've already lied down on it. 1265 01:37:19,688 --> 01:37:21,908 Yeah, I've been sleeping in the wardrobe, 1266 01:37:21,951 --> 01:37:23,561 one on of the hangers. 1267 01:37:23,866 --> 01:37:26,477 Come here, this is all in a different language, 1268 01:37:26,521 --> 01:37:27,957 I don't understand shite. 1269 01:37:28,001 --> 01:37:29,916 - It has to have an English version on it. 1270 01:37:29,959 --> 01:37:31,874 - That's the one I don't understand. 1271 01:37:31,918 --> 01:37:34,224 It's just pictures, usually that's better for me... 1272 01:37:34,268 --> 01:37:35,965 - Yeah, show us the pictures. 1273 01:37:36,531 --> 01:37:38,098 We'll work it out from that. 1274 01:37:39,795 --> 01:37:41,884 - Can you see that? - Yeah, so see the way they have 1275 01:37:41,928 --> 01:37:44,147 labels on them; one, two, three, four... 1276 01:37:44,191 --> 01:37:46,846 - Five, six, seven, eight. - That's it! 1277 01:37:46,889 --> 01:37:48,499 How's you anyway, how's things? 1278 01:37:48,543 --> 01:37:50,327 Here, what's the story with this coffin? 1279 01:37:50,371 --> 01:37:51,870 Doesn't look like you've done anything. 1280 01:37:51,894 --> 01:37:53,176 Have you just been soddin' around here 1281 01:37:53,200 --> 01:37:55,506 playing with yourself? - No, I'm talking to... 1282 01:37:55,550 --> 01:37:58,988 - Alright! Alright, Natalie? - Oh my God! Heya, Matt! 1283 01:37:59,032 --> 01:38:00,860 - What's the story? - What's the story? 1284 01:38:00,903 --> 01:38:02,209 Oh my God, you're lookin' well. 1285 01:38:02,252 --> 01:38:04,385 - This is a great reunion Deco, isn't it? 1286 01:38:04,428 --> 01:38:05,647 - Yeah, yeah. 1287 01:38:05,690 --> 01:38:07,344 - Here, look me neck, you little bastard. 1288 01:38:07,388 --> 01:38:08,519 Aw, stop. 1289 01:38:08,563 --> 01:38:11,087 - Oh my God, it's actually killing me. 1290 01:38:11,131 --> 01:38:13,873 - I'm surprised to see you here Natalie, you know that? 1291 01:38:13,916 --> 01:38:16,353 - Here look, we better go anyways. 1292 01:38:16,397 --> 01:38:19,139 So, good chatting to you Matt... 1293 01:38:19,182 --> 01:38:21,271 I'll see you soon Deco, yeah? 1294 01:38:21,315 --> 01:38:23,665 - I'll take a photo in the coffin when it's done, yeah? 1295 01:38:23,708 --> 01:38:25,232 Yeah, do, yeah. 1296 01:38:27,408 --> 01:38:29,758 Alright go on, take it easy pal, love you brother. 1297 01:38:29,801 --> 01:38:31,194 See ya!