1 00:00:22,152 --> 00:00:23,695 The Snoopy Report. 2 00:00:41,296 --> 00:00:43,924 Sorry dinner's a couple minutes late, Snoopy. 3 00:00:44,508 --> 00:00:48,345 I was studying for a math test tomorrow, and I lost track of time. 4 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:53,892 That's the spirit. Glad you liked it. 5 00:01:06,154 --> 00:01:10,701 Extra! Extra! New issue of the Beagle Beacon. 6 00:01:10,784 --> 00:01:12,202 Get it while it's hot. 7 00:01:13,245 --> 00:01:14,538 According to this, 8 00:01:14,621 --> 00:01:19,293 some poor dog had to eat his dinner a full two minutes later than usual. 9 00:01:19,376 --> 00:01:25,215 "Water just low on ice leaves drinker feeling lukewarm." This is an outrage! 10 00:01:25,299 --> 00:01:26,967 What is the world coming to? 11 00:01:27,718 --> 00:01:30,179 "Dog told to fetch own slippers"? 12 00:01:30,262 --> 00:01:34,099 "Beagle forced to wear same collar despite new trends in fashion"? 13 00:01:34,183 --> 00:01:37,269 Now, that's what I call hard-hitting journalism. 14 00:01:37,352 --> 00:01:42,774 I only read the Beagle for the crossword. What's a six-letter word for "ignored"? 15 00:01:44,109 --> 00:01:47,571 "Round-headed kid offers belated dinner with no dessert." 16 00:01:48,947 --> 00:01:50,991 Wait, this story is about me. 17 00:01:56,413 --> 00:01:59,666 Don't worry, Charles. I don't believe everything I read. 18 00:02:03,212 --> 00:02:05,881 How could you write all those things about me? 19 00:02:07,966 --> 00:02:09,218 Wake up! 20 00:02:09,927 --> 00:02:12,846 Sometimes, I think you don't appreciate me at all. 21 00:02:12,930 --> 00:02:16,058 I'll bet you don't know the meaning of "appreciation." 22 00:02:19,144 --> 00:02:23,440 I think you hurt Charles's feelings, and after all he does for you. 23 00:02:23,941 --> 00:02:27,861 He feeds you, he gives you a good home, he loves you. 24 00:02:27,945 --> 00:02:30,364 He only ever wants what's best for you. 25 00:02:30,447 --> 00:02:37,037 Poor old Charles. Poor, poor old Charles. 26 00:02:56,932 --> 00:03:00,978 What a lovely day. Except for the math test. 27 00:03:04,731 --> 00:03:07,609 I must still be sleeping. This has to be a dream. 28 00:03:15,576 --> 00:03:16,743 What's happening? 29 00:03:42,728 --> 00:03:44,563 How come I don't have a butler? 30 00:03:45,230 --> 00:03:49,443 I think Snoopy feels bad about what he wrote in his newspaper yesterday. 31 00:03:49,526 --> 00:03:52,029 This must be his way of making up for it. 32 00:03:57,951 --> 00:04:02,122 If he does all my chores, he can write whatever he wants about me. 33 00:04:02,664 --> 00:04:04,958 My compliments to the chef. 34 00:04:09,922 --> 00:04:12,132 I could get used to this. 35 00:04:17,428 --> 00:04:18,555 Oh, brother. 36 00:04:23,769 --> 00:04:25,187 Why, thank you, sir. 37 00:04:29,274 --> 00:04:32,861 Looks like someone's finally getting some overdue gratitude. 38 00:04:35,113 --> 00:04:39,368 I appreciate the appreciation, Snoopy, but that will have to do for now. 39 00:04:39,451 --> 00:04:41,119 No dogs allowed in school. 40 00:04:42,538 --> 00:04:44,289 No butlers allowed either. 41 00:04:50,045 --> 00:04:53,757 What is 364 divided by 16? 42 00:04:55,300 --> 00:04:58,262 It's hard to concentrate on an empty stomach. 43 00:05:01,849 --> 00:05:05,435 Another day, another cold cheese sandwich. 44 00:05:06,645 --> 00:05:09,106 Hey! That's my cold cheese sandwich. 45 00:05:13,527 --> 00:05:15,696 Bologna. Delicious. 46 00:05:17,281 --> 00:05:18,282 Thanks, Snoopy. 47 00:05:19,074 --> 00:05:22,619 Hey! Someone owes me a bologna sandwich! 48 00:05:25,581 --> 00:05:26,957 I'm waiting! 49 00:05:30,711 --> 00:05:32,421 Ready for the big math test? 50 00:05:32,504 --> 00:05:35,883 Ready as I'll ever be, which is not that ready. 51 00:05:38,218 --> 00:05:40,095 Yes, ma'am. No talking. 52 00:05:44,725 --> 00:05:46,268 Good grief. 53 00:05:48,645 --> 00:05:50,981 Snoopy, you can't be here. 54 00:05:57,946 --> 00:06:01,241 Thanks, but you have to go now. I have a test. 55 00:06:03,785 --> 00:06:08,498 Now, let me see. Sixty-four divided by 16. 56 00:06:12,669 --> 00:06:13,879 Four times. 57 00:06:31,355 --> 00:06:33,565 Yes, ma'am. That's my dog. 58 00:06:36,985 --> 00:06:39,947 I understand, sir. It won't happen again. 59 00:06:48,413 --> 00:06:53,293 Snoopy, I'm really glad you appreciate me. I appreciate you too. 60 00:06:53,377 --> 00:06:58,006 I don't think we should be appreciating each other so much during school hours. 61 00:07:05,013 --> 00:07:09,643 Extra! Extra! Boy and his dog are best friends again. 62 00:07:10,644 --> 00:07:13,522 The news isn't as hard-hitting as it used to be. 63 00:07:13,605 --> 00:07:17,860 Tell me about it! Eight pages of feel-good fluff pieces? 64 00:07:17,943 --> 00:07:20,445 There's a sandwich snatcher on the loose! 65 00:07:33,125 --> 00:07:34,918 Seventh Inning Snoopy. 66 00:07:43,093 --> 00:07:44,344 Yay! Yeah! 67 00:07:44,428 --> 00:07:47,639 Charlie, when they say, "dance like nobody's watching," 68 00:07:47,723 --> 00:07:49,099 they don't mean you. 69 00:07:49,183 --> 00:07:52,519 I just won tickets to see a professional baseball game. 70 00:07:52,603 --> 00:07:54,730 There's enough for all of us to go. 71 00:07:54,813 --> 00:07:57,441 Yay! Yeah! 72 00:07:57,524 --> 00:07:59,526 And I'm going to catch a fly ball. 73 00:08:07,534 --> 00:08:09,203 Yay! 74 00:08:09,286 --> 00:08:13,457 Take me out to the ball game Take me out with the crowd 75 00:08:17,669 --> 00:08:21,006 -It must be kids' day today. -So, where are we sitting? 76 00:08:21,089 --> 00:08:24,343 I was told we're getting the best seats in the house. 77 00:08:24,426 --> 00:08:27,095 They're in the first row of section five… 78 00:08:28,639 --> 00:08:29,640 hundred. 79 00:08:33,769 --> 00:08:36,230 -Are we there yet? -How much longer? 80 00:08:36,313 --> 00:08:38,814 So many stairs. 81 00:08:39,399 --> 00:08:44,029 I hope we get to our seats soon. I have piano practice at 3:00. 82 00:08:45,697 --> 00:08:51,161 We're almost halfway there. Only 250 sections to go. 83 00:09:07,177 --> 00:09:10,013 We're so far up, I can't see anything. 84 00:09:10,514 --> 00:09:13,392 Are we the red dots or the blue dots? 85 00:09:14,685 --> 00:09:16,979 We're that team. 86 00:09:18,397 --> 00:09:20,858 I think those are the groundskeepers. 87 00:09:22,150 --> 00:09:23,610 That's our team. 88 00:09:23,694 --> 00:09:25,404 Those are the trash cans. 89 00:09:27,865 --> 00:09:30,784 Well, I think these seats are pretty great. 90 00:09:30,868 --> 00:09:34,705 I can easily catch a fly ball here. Nothing's in my way. 91 00:09:34,788 --> 00:09:36,707 You mean, like other people. 92 00:09:38,375 --> 00:09:42,087 For the best seats in the house, these are pretty uncomfortable. 93 00:09:42,671 --> 00:09:46,341 You know, Schroeder, you can lean on my shoulder if you want. 94 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:10,199 Isn't it exciting? The atmosphere, the lights, the music. 95 00:10:13,577 --> 00:10:16,955 Speaking of music, maybe I should go. 96 00:10:17,039 --> 00:10:20,042 I don't want to be late for piano practice. 97 00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:23,670 Wait! Why don't Snoopy and I get everyone some snacks? 98 00:10:24,171 --> 00:10:26,173 -I want popcorn! -Popcorn! 99 00:10:26,256 --> 00:10:28,717 -I want a big drink! -I want hot dogs. 100 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:31,803 -Hooray! -Coming right up. 101 00:10:46,026 --> 00:10:48,070 -Hey! -Watch it, Snoopy! 102 00:10:49,238 --> 00:10:50,864 -Yes! It's here! -All right. 103 00:10:50,948 --> 00:10:53,283 -Here you go. Pardon me. -Yay! 104 00:10:53,367 --> 00:10:54,368 Popcorn! 105 00:10:58,664 --> 00:11:01,500 Rats! There's no butter on this popcorn. 106 00:11:01,583 --> 00:11:05,671 -I could have it if you don't-- -Who would disappoint a kid like that? 107 00:11:11,093 --> 00:11:14,221 No time for food. Game on. Come on, fly ball. 108 00:11:19,768 --> 00:11:20,811 Yay. 109 00:11:21,436 --> 00:11:23,146 -Yeah. -Nice. 110 00:11:23,230 --> 00:11:24,273 Good job. 111 00:11:27,317 --> 00:11:28,819 This is the worst. 112 00:11:32,573 --> 00:11:36,994 I don't know much about baseball, but are we having fun yet? 113 00:11:37,077 --> 00:11:38,579 Uh-uh. 114 00:11:39,413 --> 00:11:42,833 Get up, everyone. It's the seventh-inning stretch. 115 00:11:42,916 --> 00:11:46,587 It's time to sing… Take me out to the ball game 116 00:11:46,670 --> 00:11:48,255 Take me home! 117 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:54,344 Guess I'm never gonna catch a fly ball. 118 00:11:54,428 --> 00:11:56,722 Charlie Brown, it's a fly ball! 119 00:11:58,599 --> 00:11:59,933 It's coming this way. 120 00:12:00,017 --> 00:12:02,603 I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna catch a fly ball. 121 00:12:02,686 --> 00:12:04,188 I got it! I got it! 122 00:12:07,774 --> 00:12:10,152 Nice catch, you blockhead. 123 00:12:10,986 --> 00:12:14,698 I wanted to catch that ball so I would always remember today. 124 00:12:15,324 --> 00:12:18,660 Some days just aren't worth remembering. 125 00:12:19,828 --> 00:12:23,248 I guess this day just isn't going to go the way I planned. 126 00:12:38,180 --> 00:12:39,306 What's going on? 127 00:12:40,057 --> 00:12:42,226 What's everyone cheering for? 128 00:12:42,309 --> 00:12:43,936 Did someone hit a home run? 129 00:12:45,145 --> 00:12:46,688 Snoopy's on the field! 130 00:12:52,236 --> 00:12:54,738 I can't believe that beagle. 131 00:12:54,821 --> 00:12:57,824 Snoopy can't be there. He's going to get kicked out. 132 00:12:58,450 --> 00:13:02,246 No, the crowd wants him to play. They're letting him up to bat! 133 00:13:18,512 --> 00:13:19,930 It's coming this way! 134 00:13:29,481 --> 00:13:31,525 Pardon me. Excuse me. 135 00:13:32,276 --> 00:13:33,902 I gotta get that ball! 136 00:13:37,531 --> 00:13:39,283 Excuse me. Sorry! 137 00:13:49,710 --> 00:13:50,711 I got it! 138 00:13:51,712 --> 00:13:53,088 He got it. 139 00:13:53,797 --> 00:13:54,840 Yay! 140 00:13:54,923 --> 00:13:57,426 -That was amazing. -I can't believe it. 141 00:13:57,509 --> 00:13:59,970 -Yeah! -Way to go, big brother. 142 00:14:11,565 --> 00:14:14,109 That was a good catch, Charlie Brown. 143 00:14:14,193 --> 00:14:16,737 Almost worth missing piano practice. 144 00:14:16,820 --> 00:14:19,364 Can't wait for the next game, Charlie Brown. 145 00:14:19,448 --> 00:14:20,782 Thanks, big brother. 146 00:14:21,575 --> 00:14:25,370 This doesn't change my feelings about baseball, but that was fun. 147 00:14:30,459 --> 00:14:33,337 I can't believe that catch Charlie Brown made. 148 00:14:33,420 --> 00:14:35,088 It was something, all right. 149 00:14:39,885 --> 00:14:40,886 Thanks, pal. 150 00:14:48,727 --> 00:14:50,145 The Cactus Crew. 151 00:14:53,398 --> 00:14:56,610 Hey, Snoopy. You got a letter from your brother, Spike. 152 00:14:59,196 --> 00:15:03,825 "Dear brother Snoopy, great news. I started a brand-new club. 153 00:15:03,909 --> 00:15:06,954 It has a lot of members, and we have fun together. 154 00:15:07,037 --> 00:15:09,831 Why don't you come to Needles and meet the crew? 155 00:15:09,915 --> 00:15:12,334 Looking forward to seeing you. Spike." 156 00:15:17,297 --> 00:15:19,842 Are you sure you're going to need all that? 157 00:15:22,719 --> 00:15:26,890 It's not all going to fit, Snoopy. You need to take something out. 158 00:15:33,730 --> 00:15:36,149 Hey! This is my baseball. 159 00:15:39,570 --> 00:15:41,238 -Have fun. -Uh-huh. 160 00:15:41,321 --> 00:15:42,656 Don't forget to write. 161 00:15:43,657 --> 00:15:44,992 He'll forget to write. 162 00:16:24,323 --> 00:16:28,744 This came for you, big brother. Looks like a bill. Or maybe a flyer. 163 00:16:28,827 --> 00:16:31,830 Or is it a brochure? Mail can be very tricky. 164 00:16:32,372 --> 00:16:36,960 It's a letter from Snoopy. How about that? He didn't forget to write. 165 00:16:37,044 --> 00:16:39,671 He's visiting his brother, Spike, in Needles. 166 00:16:40,547 --> 00:16:44,593 I can't believe it. Our dog travels more than I do. 167 00:16:44,676 --> 00:16:48,263 "Dear round-headed kid who gets me my supper…" That's me! 168 00:16:48,347 --> 00:16:49,765 "I arrived in Needles. 169 00:16:50,933 --> 00:16:55,062 The first thing Spike did was take me to meet the members of his club. 170 00:16:58,815 --> 00:17:01,944 His club wasn't exactly what I was expecting. 171 00:17:02,027 --> 00:17:04,196 The members are kind of prickly." 172 00:17:05,948 --> 00:17:09,450 "According to Spike, they call themselves the 'Cactus Crew.' 173 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:15,248 Our first club activity was an early morning exercise class." 174 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:48,282 Wow. I have a hard time believing that. 175 00:17:48,365 --> 00:17:52,035 Believing what? That dogs and plants could form a social club? 176 00:17:52,119 --> 00:17:55,497 No, that our dog has better penmanship than you do. 177 00:17:56,957 --> 00:17:58,041 "Later that night, 178 00:17:58,125 --> 00:18:01,837 we got everyone together for a good old-fashioned square dance." 179 00:18:20,063 --> 00:18:22,774 "It wasn't as fun as I thought." 180 00:18:30,782 --> 00:18:34,494 -What are you reading, Charlie Brown? -A new letter from Snoopy. 181 00:18:34,578 --> 00:18:38,999 He went to visit his brother Spike, but I don't think he's enjoying himself. 182 00:18:39,499 --> 00:18:44,046 "Today is a new day, and Spike says we're going to have a lot of fun singing. 183 00:18:44,129 --> 00:18:45,547 I'm not so sure." 184 00:18:46,590 --> 00:18:48,091 Wow, nice penmanship. 185 00:18:58,310 --> 00:18:59,937 Gloria, Gloria 186 00:19:01,647 --> 00:19:03,440 Gloria, Gloria 187 00:19:28,507 --> 00:19:31,343 "I'm starting to have doubts about my brother's club. 188 00:19:31,426 --> 00:19:34,721 The members don't talk, and they're hard to get close to. 189 00:19:34,805 --> 00:19:38,475 But Spike says today is going to be the most exciting day. 190 00:19:38,559 --> 00:19:40,310 We're playing games." 191 00:19:40,394 --> 00:19:42,354 I hope Snoopy's trip gets better. 192 00:19:42,437 --> 00:19:45,858 It's never fun when your friends sit there and say nothing. 193 00:19:50,028 --> 00:19:52,739 "First game of the day, basketball." 194 00:19:55,450 --> 00:19:57,411 "It was over rather abruptly. 195 00:19:58,829 --> 00:20:01,331 So, we moved on to a game of tennis." 196 00:20:07,296 --> 00:20:08,964 "That also ended abruptly." 197 00:20:11,341 --> 00:20:14,178 "It occurred to me that balls might be the issue, 198 00:20:14,261 --> 00:20:17,222 so we agreed to a fun game of tug-of-war." 199 00:20:42,456 --> 00:20:46,126 "There I was, swept away by the errant tumbleweed, 200 00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:48,086 bouncing across the desert. 201 00:20:48,170 --> 00:20:52,299 Lost in the middle of nowhere. No idea how to get home." 202 00:21:15,239 --> 00:21:17,783 "It turns out, cacti can be quite helpful." 203 00:21:22,996 --> 00:21:25,749 "And once I re-reunited with my brother, 204 00:21:25,832 --> 00:21:29,503 I learned that the Cactus Crew can be just as kind and generous 205 00:21:29,586 --> 00:21:31,547 as they are sharp and prickly. 206 00:21:31,630 --> 00:21:33,715 Guess life is just funny that way. 207 00:21:34,550 --> 00:21:38,679 Well, I'm heading home now, but I'm not taking the bus. 208 00:21:38,762 --> 00:21:43,642 Spike suggested a much faster way. See you soon. Snoopy." 209 00:21:44,893 --> 00:21:47,187 What's that sound? 210 00:21:53,026 --> 00:21:54,945 Welcome home, ol--