1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:26,542 --> 00:01:30,834 - Hi, Mom. - Ah, Mama's happy! 4 00:01:31,667 --> 00:01:34,959 - Nice to see you. - Good to see you. 5 00:01:35,084 --> 00:01:38,834 Hi, oh, you shouldn't have. How sweet. 6 00:01:38,959 --> 00:01:41,667 - Hi. Good to see you. - You too. 7 00:01:41,792 --> 00:01:45,376 - Oh, my. Look! - Yeah, I saw them. 8 00:01:45,501 --> 00:01:49,042 - I thought you'd moved out? - Funny. 9 00:01:52,792 --> 00:01:55,501 - Hey, Jones. - Hi, sis. 10 00:01:56,834 --> 00:02:00,167 - The Secret Life of Plants. - Plants, yes. 11 00:02:00,292 --> 00:02:01,834 Beautiful title. 12 00:02:01,959 --> 00:02:03,917 - Hi, Kristoffer. - Hi, Liv. 13 00:02:04,042 --> 00:02:08,084 - Do you know this one? - Peter Tompkins. 14 00:02:08,834 --> 00:02:12,334 - Is it any good? - Dinner is served, boys! 15 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:18,542 - Please wait until the others get here. - Right. 16 00:02:22,459 --> 00:02:27,417 - Dig in! - Cabbage rolls, delicious. 17 00:02:27,542 --> 00:02:30,126 - I was dreaming of Mom's meatballs. - Me too. 18 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:34,334 - Then I'll make you some tomorrow. - I thought we were barbecuing. 19 00:02:34,459 --> 00:02:39,876 - There's always lunch. - Already on to the next meal. Love it! 20 00:02:40,959 --> 00:02:43,334 - Where's the dressing? - Here you go. 21 00:02:43,459 --> 00:02:46,626 Noticed how much weight Liv lost? 22 00:02:46,751 --> 00:02:51,334 - You lost weight? - Did she lose weight? It's amazing. 23 00:02:51,459 --> 00:02:56,251 - Are you dieting? - Sure. I have a dietician from hell. 24 00:02:56,376 --> 00:02:58,376 So do I. 25 00:02:58,501 --> 00:03:00,792 - Aw, poor you. - Hey! 26 00:03:00,917 --> 00:03:02,751 - Hi. - There he is! 27 00:03:02,876 --> 00:03:06,209 - Hi. Come sit. - You got off early after all? 28 00:03:06,334 --> 00:03:09,542 - Yeah, they didn't need me. - Wonderful. 29 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:11,834 Yes. Hi, honey. 30 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:16,084 - I brought this. - Oh, is it one of yours? 31 00:03:16,209 --> 00:03:19,292 - No. I just bottled it. - You bottled it! 32 00:03:19,417 --> 00:03:23,126 - You're in gardening, too? - I'm a gardening apprentice, yes. 33 00:03:23,251 --> 00:03:28,251 - Sebastian specializes in wine. - So you two can take over the farm now. 34 00:03:28,376 --> 00:03:31,709 Well, our neighbour already has two grandchildren! 35 00:03:31,834 --> 00:03:35,334 - Really? - Yes. I'm just sayin'. 36 00:03:36,667 --> 00:03:38,209 Shut it. 37 00:03:38,334 --> 00:03:40,126 Looks great. 38 00:03:40,251 --> 00:03:43,042 It must be lovely to have toddlers around. 39 00:03:43,167 --> 00:03:45,917 - How about we taste the cider? - Yes. 40 00:03:46,042 --> 00:03:50,334 I pretty much still have all your toys in the attic. 41 00:03:50,459 --> 00:03:53,584 - Dad, hand me... - A big glass for me. 42 00:03:54,376 --> 00:03:56,542 - Baseball! - Caroline Wozniacki! 43 00:03:56,667 --> 00:04:00,584 You could tell by her technique. It was clearly a racket. 44 00:04:00,709 --> 00:04:02,167 Mom, don't. 45 00:04:02,292 --> 00:04:03,626 The bum... 46 00:04:03,751 --> 00:04:06,584 - Dumbo? - Donald Duck! 47 00:04:06,709 --> 00:04:10,751 - We need to step up our game. - We'll beat them. 48 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:15,376 - Come on, Gitte! - Alright, but they're hard! 49 00:04:15,501 --> 00:04:20,834 - You don't get to choose! - I can't read this without my glasses. 50 00:04:25,709 --> 00:04:30,251 - You have to mime something! - I am! 51 00:04:33,584 --> 00:04:37,042 - You can't do letters. - I'm not! 52 00:04:38,834 --> 00:04:41,542 Is it a woman? Oh! Mona Lisa! 53 00:04:41,667 --> 00:04:43,501 Yes! Yes! 54 00:05:31,167 --> 00:05:41,042 THE VENUS EFFECT 55 00:05:46,251 --> 00:05:49,709 - Do plants eat soil? - Yes. You could say that. 56 00:05:49,834 --> 00:05:54,834 They eat light, water and soil. But mostly they need nourishment. 57 00:05:54,959 --> 00:05:58,292 - They need a lot of soil. - Yes, that's right. 58 00:05:58,417 --> 00:06:02,334 - I made one! - Yes, well done. 59 00:06:03,584 --> 00:06:06,126 - All done! - There you go! 60 00:06:06,251 --> 00:06:09,334 I'll fill it up. 61 00:06:09,459 --> 00:06:14,834 Now stick your index finger halfway into the soil. Like this. 62 00:06:14,959 --> 00:06:17,876 Do you see the little hole it makes? 63 00:06:19,667 --> 00:06:23,751 Great. And now we get each our bean. 64 00:06:23,876 --> 00:06:27,334 Here you go. Good job. 65 00:06:28,459 --> 00:06:32,001 - Then you cover the bean. - I already covered it. 66 00:06:32,126 --> 00:06:35,001 - Me, too. - And then it needs water. 67 00:06:35,126 --> 00:06:37,876 - And we go 1... - 1... 68 00:06:38,001 --> 00:06:41,126 - 2, 3. - You're so good. 69 00:06:41,251 --> 00:06:44,459 - I gave it water. - Good job. 70 00:06:44,584 --> 00:06:48,126 - And now we just wait. - Yes, and then the plant... 71 00:06:48,251 --> 00:06:53,917 Excuse me, can I ask you something? My car broke down, you see. 72 00:06:54,667 --> 00:06:58,751 I'm in a rush, and it broke down, and my uncle isn't answering his phone. 73 00:06:58,876 --> 00:07:01,751 I'm like, really in a rush. 74 00:07:02,792 --> 00:07:06,626 - Where's your car? - In a field. 75 00:07:11,167 --> 00:07:15,251 - I can help you when I'm done here. - I really can't be late! 76 00:07:15,376 --> 00:07:19,834 My girlfriends are getting married in Copenhagen, and it sucks if I'm late. 77 00:07:54,084 --> 00:07:56,834 Is it a costume wedding? 78 00:07:56,959 --> 00:08:00,126 No, it's a bachelorette party. 79 00:08:01,292 --> 00:08:05,501 Did you think I was going to a wedding as a big pink pussy? 80 00:08:05,626 --> 00:08:08,334 - No, no. - It's a pussy party. 81 00:08:08,459 --> 00:08:10,709 Try turning her on. 82 00:08:17,417 --> 00:08:19,417 Won't she start? 83 00:08:26,042 --> 00:08:28,084 You're out of gas. 84 00:08:28,959 --> 00:08:30,709 No. 85 00:08:31,626 --> 00:08:35,084 - It died. - Yes. You're out of gas. 86 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:40,709 She didn't give me any warning. 87 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:48,376 Argh! 88 00:08:48,501 --> 00:08:51,334 God, how I hate myself. 89 00:08:51,459 --> 00:08:55,417 I can check if we have a gas can somewhere. 90 00:08:59,542 --> 00:09:05,792 Or you could lend me yours. We swap ladies now and swap back tomorrow. 91 00:09:07,376 --> 00:09:08,834 Okay. 92 00:09:08,959 --> 00:09:12,209 I carefully pull it out. Do you see what that is? 93 00:09:12,334 --> 00:09:13,959 - Yes. - What? 94 00:09:14,084 --> 00:09:18,751 - Roots. - Almost as big as the stem. 95 00:09:18,876 --> 00:09:21,042 And what we can learn from that is - 96 00:09:21,167 --> 00:09:26,459 - that the bigger the space we give the plant inside the pot - 97 00:09:26,584 --> 00:09:31,501 - the bigger the plant grows. Yes. Okay? 98 00:09:32,709 --> 00:09:36,959 - Is he your dad? - Yes, I'm afraid so. 99 00:09:37,084 --> 00:09:43,126 - And this plant, let me show you... - I know how to make mud with water. 100 00:09:43,251 --> 00:09:46,667 That's great. But roots are great, too. 101 00:09:46,792 --> 00:09:49,834 - That's pretty. - Thanks. It's old. 102 00:09:49,959 --> 00:09:54,334 - It looks good on you. - You must be careful when you repot. 103 00:09:54,459 --> 00:09:58,542 If you break it, the plant will struggle to survive. 104 00:10:04,376 --> 00:10:07,167 - That's not her car. - Hi! 105 00:10:07,292 --> 00:10:11,501 I'm sorry... listen. 106 00:10:11,626 --> 00:10:15,084 - I told you to come yesterday. - I know. Sorry. Sorry! 107 00:10:15,209 --> 00:10:19,001 - If everyone's here, then let's start. - And the songs? 108 00:10:19,126 --> 00:10:24,251 - We already know them by heart. - You're the only one we can't control. 109 00:10:25,084 --> 00:10:29,542 Two perky pussies met each other 110 00:10:29,667 --> 00:10:33,334 and Anna and Dina will be Dianna. 111 00:10:33,459 --> 00:10:40,334 Oh, Dianna are two perky pussies in love with each other. 112 00:10:40,459 --> 00:10:44,417 And Anna and Dina will be Dianna. 113 00:10:44,542 --> 00:10:48,001 Oh, Dianna! 114 00:10:48,126 --> 00:10:51,459 Dianna! 115 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:56,834 Dianna! 116 00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:43,959 - Cuckoo! - Cuckoo! 117 00:13:14,542 --> 00:13:18,001 - Bow chicka bow wow! - Stop it. 118 00:13:19,626 --> 00:13:24,251 - Ding dang dong, gimme some schlong. - You're so lame. 119 00:13:24,376 --> 00:13:29,042 Seriously. I'll die if I don't get laid soon. 120 00:13:29,167 --> 00:13:31,792 - Cheers. - Cheers. 121 00:13:34,126 --> 00:13:36,001 Argh, Katja... 122 00:13:36,126 --> 00:13:37,709 - Hi. - Sebbe! 123 00:13:37,834 --> 00:13:39,959 - Hi. - Hey there. 124 00:13:40,084 --> 00:13:42,459 - Hi, honey. - Hi. 125 00:13:44,834 --> 00:13:48,667 - All set? - I hope they ditched the live band. 126 00:13:48,792 --> 00:13:52,542 - I think it's a DJ this year. - Cool! 127 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,792 There's a little hair in that one. 128 00:13:57,917 --> 00:14:02,459 - Just take it out. - No, don't take all of the pussy. 129 00:14:02,584 --> 00:14:04,959 You're so greedy. 130 00:14:06,251 --> 00:14:10,834 - JJ, did you make a playlist? - Yes, it's called 'Chill'. 131 00:14:10,959 --> 00:14:15,834 - I made a bachelorette party list. - Can't we start with 'Chill'? 132 00:14:15,959 --> 00:14:19,126 - I spent hours making it. - Yeah, so did I. 133 00:14:19,251 --> 00:14:21,459 Let's start with... 134 00:14:21,584 --> 00:14:25,709 No, please just check out what I picked. Click on it. 135 00:14:25,834 --> 00:14:28,667 - Might we start... - No, start here. 136 00:14:28,792 --> 00:14:31,876 Take it and do your couple's thing. Jesus Christ. 137 00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:35,917 - Let's start with this one. - No. 138 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:39,542 - Okay. - We'll listen to yours after. 139 00:14:42,584 --> 00:14:44,709 Nice. 140 00:14:47,917 --> 00:14:50,251 But I really think so. 141 00:14:52,334 --> 00:14:55,542 - Sweetie, is that all you're drinking? - Yep. 142 00:14:55,667 --> 00:15:00,459 Probably a good thing. You're a party all on your own. 143 00:15:00,584 --> 00:15:03,834 - Where are you staying? - On a couch. 144 00:15:03,959 --> 00:15:07,209 - Okay? What couch is that? - Yours, I think. 145 00:15:07,334 --> 00:15:09,751 I think so, too. 146 00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:12,001 Great. 147 00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:36,001 Hi! A yellow Breezer, please. And two beers! 148 00:15:47,001 --> 00:15:51,084 That crap is full of hormone disruptors. 149 00:15:51,209 --> 00:15:56,584 - But they don't spray trees in bloom. - Come on, Henning, it's science. 150 00:15:57,917 --> 00:16:01,084 The thing is, bees lose their sense of direction. They don't die. 151 00:16:01,209 --> 00:16:05,084 - Can we bum a cigarette? - Well, my bees always come home. 152 00:16:05,209 --> 00:16:08,459 - Do you extract honey? - No, I can't reach. 153 00:16:08,584 --> 00:16:12,501 Just say the word, I've been learning about bees all summer. 154 00:16:12,626 --> 00:16:16,001 Sebbe? Do you have a light? 155 00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:24,792 - Did you hack the DJ? - We're not old enough. 156 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:28,876 - He did play Rasmus Seebach. - That's as young as it gets. 157 00:16:29,001 --> 00:16:29,917 Liv? 158 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:35,417 - Tell him about that pussy girl. - Andrea? 159 00:16:35,542 --> 00:16:38,084 - She's Henning's niece? - I know. 160 00:16:38,209 --> 00:16:41,667 - You never mentioned that. - Who's Andrea? 161 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:46,667 - The girl staying in the apple orchard. - Why do you call her a... genital? 162 00:16:46,792 --> 00:16:50,501 - Because she was dressed up. - Andrea is a very special girl. 163 00:16:50,626 --> 00:16:56,084 - 'Woman', Henning. Unless she's 12. - People get older. 164 00:17:39,917 --> 00:17:43,376 It tastes different from anything we've ever made. 165 00:17:43,501 --> 00:17:46,959 - It's smokey. - Yes, it's odd. 166 00:17:47,084 --> 00:17:48,334 Liv? 167 00:17:48,459 --> 00:17:53,376 - That pussy girl is asking for you. - Pussy girl? 168 00:18:07,959 --> 00:18:12,417 - Thank you for being a lifesaver. - You're welcome. 169 00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:16,126 - I mean... It was nothing. - Nah, it was something. 170 00:18:18,751 --> 00:18:21,751 Sunniva makes them. My friend. 171 00:18:21,876 --> 00:18:25,626 - The key chain I mean. - Thanks. 172 00:18:26,792 --> 00:18:29,876 - I'd like to buy something. - Yes? 173 00:18:30,001 --> 00:18:33,209 - Something I can't kill. - A plant? 174 00:18:33,334 --> 00:18:36,792 Yeah. As long as it can't die. 175 00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:40,709 Most things can. Indoor or outdoor? 176 00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:44,334 Uh, outdoor, I think. Or indoor, or... 177 00:18:44,459 --> 00:18:50,542 Something you can take with you... I live in a camper. Do you know Henning? 178 00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:54,376 - Yes. We make cider from his apples. - Okay. Cool. 179 00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:59,417 I've never tasted it. Of course, you know Henning. Everybody does. 180 00:19:00,084 --> 00:19:04,751 - Or I don't know. Do they? - Most people, I guess. 181 00:19:08,626 --> 00:19:13,584 These are all house plants. Those over here, too. 182 00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:18,876 The succulents are fairly strong. No need to worry about killing them. 183 00:19:19,001 --> 00:19:21,251 - These ones? - Yes. 184 00:19:21,376 --> 00:19:24,959 They don't need much, but don't like being alone. 185 00:19:25,084 --> 00:19:30,376 They should be where you are or together with other plants. 186 00:19:30,501 --> 00:19:33,667 I can relate to that. 187 00:19:33,792 --> 00:19:37,542 Presence is a form of nourishment too. 188 00:19:40,584 --> 00:19:45,042 This one is easy. It's a paradise tree. Most manage to keep it alive. 189 00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:48,709 If not, you'll just have to come and help me. 190 00:19:55,376 --> 00:19:58,251 This is kinda cute. 191 00:20:08,126 --> 00:20:11,417 - Do you have my keys? - Oh, right. 192 00:20:17,209 --> 00:20:19,251 Thanks again. 193 00:20:20,376 --> 00:20:23,626 - Don't forget to fill it up. - Yeah, the plant, right? 194 00:20:23,751 --> 00:20:27,334 - See you. - See you. 195 00:20:30,626 --> 00:20:34,542 - So, are you friends now? - She just wanted to buy a plant. 196 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:38,667 - I doubt she came for the plant. - No, she came for her car. 197 00:20:38,792 --> 00:20:43,167 Why do you think her license plate says 'Venus'? 198 00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:47,251 Because 'Pussy' was taken. 199 00:21:12,417 --> 00:21:17,667 - So, Klaus. Still a vegetarian? - Yes, you know... Gitte... yes. 200 00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:23,917 - Where is Mom? - She had a class. 201 00:21:25,542 --> 00:21:27,542 In what? 202 00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:31,084 Something... Something to do with food. 203 00:21:31,209 --> 00:21:34,292 Jesus, Klaus, she's studying to be a nutritionist. 204 00:21:34,417 --> 00:21:38,084 - I can't keep track of all her plans. - Is she gonna get a new job? 205 00:21:38,209 --> 00:21:42,626 No, no. It's... a hobby. 206 00:21:51,251 --> 00:21:53,126 Dad! 207 00:24:08,001 --> 00:24:09,417 Hi. 208 00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:16,751 - Hi. - I brought cider if you want a taste. 209 00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:23,542 Does it contain alcohol? 210 00:24:24,792 --> 00:24:27,292 Yes. 211 00:24:27,417 --> 00:24:31,126 - I don't drink alcohol. - Oh. Okay. 212 00:24:32,626 --> 00:24:37,417 It's made from the apples you live with. 213 00:24:38,209 --> 00:24:43,459 Ingrid Marie, Elstar, Cortland and Bodil. 214 00:24:45,459 --> 00:24:49,209 Okay. Are those their names? 215 00:24:49,334 --> 00:24:51,751 Yes, it's pure nature. 216 00:24:51,876 --> 00:24:56,167 Well, if it's pure nature, it probably won't fuck me up. 217 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:03,917 Behind the blue elephant there's a door. 218 00:25:04,042 --> 00:25:06,876 That's where they are. Do you see them? 219 00:25:07,001 --> 00:25:08,751 Yes. 220 00:25:11,542 --> 00:25:15,334 - I have nature on prescription. - Prescription? 221 00:25:15,459 --> 00:25:17,667 Yes. 222 00:25:18,584 --> 00:25:22,584 - For stress. - Oh. I didn't know you could get that. 223 00:25:22,709 --> 00:25:25,334 My doc is cutting edge. 224 00:25:31,292 --> 00:25:36,417 - Okay! Not bad at all. - Do you like it? 225 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:45,501 - What's this? - An instrument. 226 00:25:45,626 --> 00:25:50,251 It registers the electromagnetic vibrations of the leaf - 227 00:25:50,376 --> 00:25:54,292 - and down to the root system and translates them into music. 228 00:25:54,417 --> 00:25:59,959 - So it's the plant playing? - Yes. It's the plant playing. 229 00:26:00,084 --> 00:26:01,834 Cool. 230 00:26:05,251 --> 00:26:08,417 Do you think plants have sexual orientations? 231 00:26:12,876 --> 00:26:16,209 I don't think nature has the same perception of gender. 232 00:26:16,334 --> 00:26:19,542 But plants have sex, too, don't you think? 233 00:26:19,667 --> 00:26:23,959 Sure. It... It's probably more constant. 234 00:26:27,042 --> 00:26:29,126 How do you mean? 235 00:26:30,167 --> 00:26:35,084 The bee tickling the flower or... 236 00:26:35,209 --> 00:26:38,959 ... the wind brushing against the tree. 237 00:26:48,334 --> 00:26:51,501 I'd like to photograph you. 238 00:26:53,292 --> 00:26:56,709 - For what? - Art. 239 00:26:57,959 --> 00:27:00,626 You're an artist? 240 00:27:00,751 --> 00:27:06,459 Ah... I'm afraid I'm not that exotic. 241 00:27:09,459 --> 00:27:13,834 - Okay. - Okay? Okay. 242 00:27:14,876 --> 00:27:18,917 Stay there. Don't go anywhere. 243 00:27:29,917 --> 00:27:32,792 Would you mind taking off your shirt? 244 00:27:34,001 --> 00:27:37,667 - This? All the way off? - Yes. 245 00:27:37,792 --> 00:27:40,292 And that one too, maybe. 246 00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:54,292 Yes, and then... Try to relax. Like really relax. 247 00:28:01,959 --> 00:28:04,292 - Could you bend it? - Yes. 248 00:28:21,584 --> 00:28:23,959 Come down here, please. 249 00:29:36,584 --> 00:29:38,167 Open. 250 00:29:49,334 --> 00:29:51,834 Wanna come to a wedding? 251 00:29:52,751 --> 00:29:56,167 My ex is getting married, so I could use someone who reminds me - 252 00:29:56,292 --> 00:30:01,709 - of the birds and the bees and the wind and the trees and... 253 00:30:05,417 --> 00:30:10,001 Yes, that was weird. Was it weird? A little? 254 00:30:10,126 --> 00:30:14,876 It's maybe a bit weird to go to a wedding with a total stranger. 255 00:31:05,251 --> 00:31:07,584 That was nice. 256 00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:30,376 Inhale, exhale and let go. Yes, and again. 257 00:31:30,501 --> 00:31:33,792 And lengthen your body. 258 00:31:33,917 --> 00:31:36,251 And release. 259 00:31:36,376 --> 00:31:41,751 Arms above your head and while exhaling, melt your spine over your heart - 260 00:31:41,876 --> 00:31:47,376 - down, drop your head and slowly roll back up and release. 261 00:31:48,584 --> 00:31:51,459 And one final time. 262 00:31:53,417 --> 00:31:59,042 The hips can circulate, chest, neck. 263 00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:02,584 And again with the soft breathing. 264 00:32:03,709 --> 00:32:08,334 - Release any tensions in your back. - Liv, back to the centre. 265 00:32:08,459 --> 00:32:13,251 And stretch your right arm above your head. 266 00:32:13,376 --> 00:32:17,001 Return to your natural breathing. 267 00:32:17,126 --> 00:32:19,667 Observe your natural breathing - 268 00:32:19,792 --> 00:32:24,292 - as it moves in and out of your body. 269 00:32:24,417 --> 00:32:26,834 Shavasana. 270 00:32:28,209 --> 00:32:30,917 See you Saturday. 271 00:32:32,001 --> 00:32:38,251 - Your dad insists on barbecuing. - I have... plans with Sebastian. 272 00:32:38,376 --> 00:32:41,126 He's invited, too. 273 00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:45,959 - We're going to Katja's. - Just bring Katja along. 274 00:32:46,084 --> 00:32:49,542 - No, there'll be others there. - I see. 275 00:32:51,001 --> 00:32:54,334 Alright, so it's just me and the barbecue king. 276 00:32:54,459 --> 00:32:57,084 Say hi. 277 00:35:30,792 --> 00:35:35,167 Hi, everyone. Excuse me? 278 00:35:37,167 --> 00:35:41,417 If I might have your attention. 279 00:35:41,542 --> 00:35:47,459 Yes, yes. As the newly-weds have requested no speeches - 280 00:35:47,584 --> 00:35:51,584 - and other embarrassing tributes, I found it appropriate - 281 00:35:51,709 --> 00:35:56,126 - that someone gave tonight's perhaps only speech. 282 00:36:09,626 --> 00:36:12,251 When I look at you... 283 00:36:13,459 --> 00:36:16,459 ... I understand what love is. 284 00:36:16,584 --> 00:36:22,292 I understand that it is unconditional and arises between all living things - 285 00:36:22,417 --> 00:36:27,792 - regardless of disposition, height - 286 00:36:27,917 --> 00:36:34,001 - size, colour, upbringing, age and gender. 287 00:36:36,626 --> 00:36:41,167 It is shining and vivid - 288 00:36:41,292 --> 00:36:47,292 - ever-changing, sensitive, strong and absolute. 289 00:36:49,042 --> 00:36:52,667 You two, as a couple and as individuals - 290 00:36:52,792 --> 00:36:57,167 - girlfriends... family... 291 00:36:58,626 --> 00:37:00,667 ... my beloved... 292 00:37:01,834 --> 00:37:03,834 ... pussies. 293 00:37:07,584 --> 00:37:12,334 Your love is a beacon in the world. 294 00:37:15,126 --> 00:37:18,709 A beacon for those of us who struggle to see the light - 295 00:37:18,834 --> 00:37:22,709 - or who too often get burnt or blown out. 296 00:37:32,334 --> 00:37:34,376 Thank you for existing. 297 00:37:34,501 --> 00:37:37,876 And thank you for sharing your wonderful love - 298 00:37:38,001 --> 00:37:42,667 - and throwing this gorgeous party. I love you. 299 00:37:42,792 --> 00:37:46,709 - We love you. - I know. 300 00:37:48,834 --> 00:37:50,751 - Cheers! - Cheers. 301 00:39:07,917 --> 00:39:09,751 What am I? 302 00:39:14,626 --> 00:39:18,251 - A tree shaken by the wind. - Yes! 303 00:39:24,459 --> 00:39:26,751 A worm. 304 00:39:31,417 --> 00:39:33,917 Is it an animal? 305 00:39:36,959 --> 00:39:39,209 An alien! 306 00:39:42,626 --> 00:39:44,709 Nope. 307 00:39:48,126 --> 00:39:50,709 What is it? 308 00:39:54,334 --> 00:39:57,667 I'm not telling you. 309 00:39:58,876 --> 00:40:01,667 It's a finger figure. 310 00:40:04,584 --> 00:40:06,917 What? 311 00:40:08,334 --> 00:40:12,626 Who the hell mimes a finger figure? 312 00:40:15,584 --> 00:40:19,834 - But I can't guess what it is. - No... 313 00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:22,501 You'll just have to sleep on it. 314 00:43:17,167 --> 00:43:20,584 Oh, my God, I'm still drunk. 315 00:45:03,959 --> 00:45:06,209 Go ahead. 316 00:45:12,209 --> 00:45:14,834 Soap. 317 00:45:34,251 --> 00:45:37,626 Just a little something Hugs Mom 318 00:46:21,042 --> 00:46:23,376 - Hi, Mom. - Hi. 319 00:46:23,501 --> 00:46:27,792 - Did you see I stopped by yesterday? - Yes, I did. 320 00:46:27,917 --> 00:46:30,001 Where were you? 321 00:46:31,084 --> 00:46:33,001 At Katja's. 322 00:46:33,126 --> 00:46:35,917 Did the dress fit? 323 00:46:36,042 --> 00:46:38,751 - Yes, thanks. - Is it a good fit? 324 00:46:38,876 --> 00:46:42,959 - I haven't tried it on yet. - Oh. 325 00:46:43,084 --> 00:46:46,959 I just thought the sleeves were really pretty. 326 00:46:55,042 --> 00:47:00,084 Mom, you don't need to unpack any more of my boxes. 327 00:47:05,042 --> 00:47:07,834 I just wanted to help you. 328 00:47:08,959 --> 00:47:14,709 Yes, but I think I'd like to handle the rest of it myself. 329 00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:42,917 - Hello! - Hi. 330 00:48:44,167 --> 00:48:47,001 Something smells delicious! 331 00:48:48,501 --> 00:48:52,167 - Are you expecting company? - Yes, my Mom's coming. 332 00:48:52,292 --> 00:48:54,917 Oh, how nice. 333 00:48:57,084 --> 00:49:00,292 We were hoping you'd come mini-golfing. 334 00:49:03,709 --> 00:49:08,167 Shouldn't you open the door for your mother-in-law? 335 00:49:13,084 --> 00:49:16,126 - Hi. - Hi. 336 00:49:17,667 --> 00:49:20,501 - Isn't this Liv's place? - Yes. 337 00:49:24,792 --> 00:49:27,292 - Hi. I'm Andrea. - Hi. Katja. 338 00:49:27,417 --> 00:49:29,959 - And a proper hi to you. - Hi. Sebastian. 339 00:49:31,959 --> 00:49:34,376 I didn't know this was a double date. 340 00:49:36,709 --> 00:49:39,417 How nice. 341 00:49:39,542 --> 00:49:42,626 Royal porcelain and everything. 342 00:49:50,167 --> 00:49:54,667 - You're the girl from the orchard? - That's right. 343 00:49:54,792 --> 00:50:00,459 - Okay. What do you do out there? - Well... 344 00:50:00,584 --> 00:50:04,459 - I have a little art workshop. - So you're an artist? 345 00:50:04,584 --> 00:50:09,959 No. I'm actually a teacher. I just needed a change. How about you? 346 00:50:10,084 --> 00:50:12,709 - I'm... - You're a teacher, too? 347 00:50:12,834 --> 00:50:16,001 - No, I'm a wine apprentice. - Oh, sorry, okay. 348 00:50:16,126 --> 00:50:21,626 - Shall I put out more plates or...? - Yes. 349 00:50:21,751 --> 00:50:26,417 - Do I set a place for your mom, too? - No. That's okay. 350 00:50:35,251 --> 00:50:38,959 God, how delicious. I love moules frites. 351 00:50:40,251 --> 00:50:44,084 I actually love anything you eat with your fingers. 352 00:50:45,042 --> 00:50:48,751 - Would you like some? - No, thank you. 353 00:51:02,167 --> 00:51:08,959 - So, how long have you been together? - Seven or eight months. 354 00:51:09,084 --> 00:51:12,084 Great. Good for you. 355 00:51:13,959 --> 00:51:16,959 Sebastian and I aren't together if that's what you think. 356 00:51:17,084 --> 00:51:20,542 Oh? So who are you together with? 357 00:51:27,167 --> 00:51:31,459 As far as I know, I'm together with Liv. 358 00:51:35,251 --> 00:51:39,959 Okay... So who am I on a date with right now? 359 00:55:40,417 --> 00:55:43,126 - Hi, sweetie. - Hi, Mom. 360 00:55:43,251 --> 00:55:45,834 - Coffee? - Yes, please. 361 00:55:45,959 --> 00:55:49,459 Are we having cake? Awesome! 362 00:55:57,667 --> 00:56:02,376 - I ran into Sebastian in town. - Okay... 363 00:56:08,709 --> 00:56:11,626 - Here you go. - Thank you. 364 00:56:19,001 --> 00:56:22,001 - He said you're not together anymore. - Yes. 365 00:56:32,251 --> 00:56:34,626 Were you having problems? 366 00:56:36,417 --> 00:56:38,292 No. 367 00:56:39,626 --> 00:56:45,167 I couldn't figure out if it was him or you who ended things. 368 00:56:52,167 --> 00:56:58,417 Well, sometimes it's good to take a little break to see if... 369 00:56:58,542 --> 00:57:01,042 I met someone else. 370 00:57:02,126 --> 00:57:04,126 Oh? 371 00:57:05,751 --> 00:57:07,834 Someone we know? 372 00:57:09,667 --> 00:57:12,209 Yes... maybe a little. 373 00:57:12,334 --> 00:57:15,292 Is he from around here? 374 00:57:16,876 --> 00:57:20,001 - His name is Andrea. - Andreas? 375 00:57:24,792 --> 00:57:28,042 Andrea. It's Henning's niece. 376 00:57:36,251 --> 00:57:39,709 That's... wonderful. 377 00:57:41,376 --> 00:57:43,251 Yes. 378 00:58:08,167 --> 00:58:12,292 - Mom, you don't need to... - I'll just rinse it. 379 00:58:24,042 --> 00:58:28,001 - Thanks for the cake. - Yes. Bye. 380 00:58:33,542 --> 00:58:40,334 Sweetie, I was thinking... Maybe you should take the spare key. 381 00:58:41,376 --> 00:58:45,334 You don't need me to come over all the time... 382 00:58:49,626 --> 00:58:53,667 - See you. - See you. 383 00:59:33,001 --> 00:59:37,751 'The Yoga of Eating'. Who's reading this? 384 00:59:37,876 --> 00:59:40,542 - Who do you think? - You do yoga while you eat? 385 00:59:40,667 --> 00:59:45,167 - Or is it about colon cleansing? - That's disgusting. 386 00:59:45,292 --> 00:59:50,001 - Read it and find out. - Yeah. 387 00:59:50,126 --> 00:59:52,959 There are no more fig trees this year. 388 00:59:53,084 --> 00:59:57,209 - Why would anyone buy them in the fall? - That's their business. 389 00:59:57,334 --> 01:00:01,709 If I can sell someone a fig tree, I don't care when they plant it. 390 01:00:01,834 --> 01:00:05,126 - No, but I do. - Yes, you do. 391 01:00:09,251 --> 01:00:11,459 What is that? 392 01:00:16,792 --> 01:00:19,209 Is it a rose? 393 01:00:19,334 --> 01:00:24,167 - It's not exactly a rose, Klaus. - What then? An orchid? 394 01:00:27,001 --> 01:00:30,626 - Jesus, Klaus. - What? 395 01:00:33,751 --> 01:00:37,792 - Andrea gave it to her. - Oh. 396 01:00:37,917 --> 01:00:41,376 What do you think it is, Liv? A rose or a pussy? 397 01:00:41,501 --> 01:00:44,876 - Nynne! - That's what it's called. 398 01:00:45,042 --> 01:00:48,126 - What else would you call it? - There's no toilet paper, Dad. 399 01:00:48,251 --> 01:00:52,584 - There's loads in the cupboard. - How about... a Venus? 400 01:00:53,501 --> 01:00:57,834 - Did you want the red rhododendron? - The blue. 401 01:00:59,167 --> 01:01:02,626 - No... Gitte! The lights! - Sorry! 402 01:01:04,001 --> 01:01:06,042 Hey! 403 01:01:07,417 --> 01:01:10,126 - Was it fun? - Yeah! 404 01:01:14,834 --> 01:01:17,792 - Always pick it with the stem. - How? 405 01:01:17,917 --> 01:01:21,209 You do... Yes, that's fine. 406 01:01:21,334 --> 01:01:25,251 And then you twist it. Like this. 407 01:01:30,001 --> 01:01:34,251 - Aw! - They're good this year. 408 01:01:34,376 --> 01:01:37,584 - Have you tasted them? - No. I haven't actually. 409 01:01:38,834 --> 01:01:40,126 Not really. 410 01:01:58,376 --> 01:02:02,542 An apple picker in action. 411 01:02:02,667 --> 01:02:05,126 Nice catch. 412 01:02:07,251 --> 01:02:09,751 You're so annoying. 413 01:02:35,709 --> 01:02:38,792 - They look good together. - Yes, they do. 414 01:02:38,917 --> 01:02:42,376 So, Henning, it doesn't look like it's gonna rain after all. 415 01:02:42,501 --> 01:02:47,126 No. It'll stay dry, it seems. That looks really good. 416 01:02:47,251 --> 01:02:49,459 Thank you. 417 01:02:49,584 --> 01:02:52,292 This looks great. 418 01:02:53,792 --> 01:02:56,501 - Here you go. - Delicious. 419 01:02:58,084 --> 01:03:00,667 You did great today. 420 01:03:04,792 --> 01:03:08,209 - The harvest is looking good this year. - Yes. 421 01:03:09,667 --> 01:03:12,417 - How many rows did you pick? - Five. 422 01:03:12,542 --> 01:03:14,834 - What did we skip? - Spartan. 423 01:03:14,959 --> 01:03:17,667 - But they really sell. - We'll get to them. 424 01:03:17,792 --> 01:03:20,167 - I love those Starlight... no... - Elstar. 425 01:03:20,292 --> 01:03:23,084 - Elstar. Most beautiful name ever. - Starlight. 426 01:03:23,209 --> 01:03:26,084 Gitte wants a divorce. 427 01:03:29,292 --> 01:03:30,751 Sorry, what? 428 01:03:32,542 --> 01:03:34,417 Yes, well... 429 01:03:35,792 --> 01:03:38,542 You weren't supposed to... find out like this. 430 01:03:38,667 --> 01:03:42,584 - She had a tarot reading, you see. - I didn't have a tarot reading! 431 01:03:42,709 --> 01:03:44,334 Are you serious? 432 01:03:47,209 --> 01:03:53,959 We've been together since we were 20, and it's time we found new interests. 433 01:03:55,042 --> 01:03:58,667 So take a Spanish class. You don't need to get divorced. 434 01:03:58,792 --> 01:04:01,501 Your mom wants grandchildren. 435 01:04:01,626 --> 01:04:05,001 - She feels the future is a bit foggy. - I never said that! 436 01:04:05,126 --> 01:04:09,334 You said that without grandchildren, there was no need to keep it together. 437 01:04:09,459 --> 01:04:12,542 And now it looks like we'll never have any. 438 01:04:15,459 --> 01:04:17,834 No! I... 439 01:04:19,167 --> 01:04:25,834 We have no control over whether you want children or not. 440 01:04:25,959 --> 01:04:29,167 - Gay people can have children, too. - Of course. 441 01:04:29,292 --> 01:04:32,834 We talk about kids all the time. We do. 442 01:04:32,959 --> 01:04:38,084 - That's not what this is about. - She doesn't feel it would be the same. 443 01:04:38,209 --> 01:04:40,709 That is just mean, Klaus! 444 01:04:44,126 --> 01:04:46,126 Mom! 445 01:04:58,042 --> 01:05:02,376 This divorce has absolutely nothing to do with you. 446 01:05:02,501 --> 01:05:05,376 No, it's me who isn't exciting anymore. 447 01:05:05,501 --> 01:05:09,167 - So sell the farm and get a hobby! - Your Dad won't do that. 448 01:05:09,292 --> 01:05:13,709 - You can't sell the farm! - Apparently, we can. 449 01:05:13,834 --> 01:05:18,501 We've been together forever, and I always know what you'll say next. 450 01:05:18,626 --> 01:05:23,459 - Because you keep correcting me! - You always say the same... 451 01:05:27,334 --> 01:05:31,167 A lot of couples get divorced when the kids leave the nest. 452 01:05:55,042 --> 01:05:57,917 I can't believe she wants to sell the farm. 453 01:05:58,042 --> 01:06:01,209 Then you can move to the city with me. 454 01:06:06,167 --> 01:06:08,042 Shouldn't you do that? 455 01:06:10,084 --> 01:06:12,167 Maybe. 456 01:06:19,001 --> 01:06:24,042 - And what about Christmas? - You can celebrate it with me. 457 01:06:25,584 --> 01:06:28,334 - Who are you celebrating with? - My family. 458 01:06:28,459 --> 01:06:31,292 - Right, but with whom? - Dianna. 459 01:06:31,417 --> 01:06:34,001 They're not your family. 460 01:06:34,126 --> 01:06:37,792 I haven't talked to my mom since she married alco-Holger. 461 01:06:37,917 --> 01:06:41,042 And my dad has so many kids he can't remember my name. 462 01:06:41,167 --> 01:06:44,792 That doesn't make Dina and Anna your family. 463 01:06:44,917 --> 01:06:48,501 - You can choose your own family. - It's not the same. 464 01:06:48,626 --> 01:06:53,417 Why does it only count with relatives? Why don't my friends count as much? 465 01:06:53,542 --> 01:06:58,126 It's a contract you make when you're born by your mom and meet your dad. 466 01:06:58,251 --> 01:07:02,001 Or... your other mom. 467 01:07:04,251 --> 01:07:06,209 Look. 468 01:07:08,292 --> 01:07:10,792 Isn't it great?! 469 01:07:26,626 --> 01:07:29,292 Do that again. 470 01:08:40,251 --> 01:08:43,126 - Hi, Liv. - Hi. 471 01:08:47,626 --> 01:08:51,584 I'm just going to a pussy lunch. 472 01:08:51,709 --> 01:08:55,001 We thought we were going bathing, but we haven't got the nerve. 473 01:08:55,126 --> 01:08:58,167 - Hi, Katja. - So, shall we go? 474 01:08:58,292 --> 01:09:01,584 - Yes. - Yes. 475 01:09:02,417 --> 01:09:05,501 - See you. - See you. 476 01:09:20,917 --> 01:09:23,667 Dina's first crush? 477 01:09:24,834 --> 01:09:27,709 Who is... what's her name... 478 01:09:27,834 --> 01:09:29,876 Got it! Who is Meryl Streep? 479 01:09:30,001 --> 01:09:32,459 - Wrong! Wrong. - Cate Blanchett. 480 01:09:32,584 --> 01:09:35,959 - 'Who is' Cate Blanchett! - Wrong again. 481 01:09:36,084 --> 01:09:39,417 - You're way off. - Can I answer? 482 01:09:39,542 --> 01:09:44,376 - Who is Russell Crowe? - No way, Dina. Who is Russell Crowe? 483 01:09:44,501 --> 01:09:47,417 - Out of everyone? - He's got warm eyes. 484 01:09:47,542 --> 01:09:52,001 - You're so old, Dina. - He does have warm eyes. 485 01:09:52,126 --> 01:09:54,501 - See? - Okay, new category. 486 01:09:54,626 --> 01:09:58,334 - I choose politics. - Nice choice. 487 01:09:58,459 --> 01:10:02,876 - Rainbow child. Youngest head of state. - I know that! 488 01:10:03,001 --> 01:10:06,917 - Who is Sanna Marin? - Is she a rainbow child? 489 01:10:07,042 --> 01:10:12,167 Yes, she has two mothers. I knew that. 490 01:10:12,292 --> 01:10:15,459 Astro. We haven't had that yet. 491 01:10:15,584 --> 01:10:20,417 How many in this room have fire in their ascendant? 492 01:10:20,542 --> 01:10:25,042 - Interesting. Fire. - Who knows the answer? 493 01:10:28,792 --> 01:10:32,376 - No cheating. - What says the astro pussy? 494 01:10:32,501 --> 01:10:36,167 - I need to think. - I told you, no one here knows. 495 01:10:36,292 --> 01:10:39,334 What is 3? 496 01:10:39,459 --> 01:10:44,126 - How do you know that? - I called it. 497 01:10:44,251 --> 01:10:48,376 - How about you, Liv? - What are you? 498 01:10:50,042 --> 01:10:53,501 - You don't know your ascendant? - I don't know what it is. 499 01:10:53,626 --> 01:10:56,792 Really, honey? Oh, honey... 500 01:10:56,917 --> 01:11:01,667 - Oh, my God! Stop it! - You stop! 501 01:11:01,792 --> 01:11:06,292 - What time were you born? - I don't know. 502 01:11:06,417 --> 01:11:10,959 - She doesn't know that either. - My turn. Movies. 503 01:11:11,084 --> 01:11:14,792 You pick movies again, okay. This is easy. 504 01:11:14,917 --> 01:11:16,709 Blue hair. 505 01:11:18,459 --> 01:11:20,792 - What is 'Adèle's Life'? - No. 506 01:11:20,917 --> 01:11:25,042 - Sure. It's fine. - It's 'Blue Is the Warmest Colour'. 507 01:11:25,167 --> 01:11:28,501 It's accepted! Correct. 508 01:11:28,626 --> 01:11:32,292 - Well... - It's exactly the same. 509 01:11:32,417 --> 01:11:35,209 - Next question. - It's a fine reference. 510 01:11:35,334 --> 01:11:39,876 - It's a fine movie. - A super movie. 511 01:11:40,001 --> 01:11:41,709 What? 512 01:11:41,834 --> 01:11:45,959 I just said that 'Adèle's Life' is your only sexual reference. 513 01:11:48,126 --> 01:11:51,959 - Well, it's not. - Honey... 514 01:11:52,084 --> 01:11:54,751 You're so adorable. You're just adorable. 515 01:11:54,876 --> 01:11:59,126 - Next question. What category, Liv? - She chooses politics! 516 01:11:59,251 --> 01:12:02,626 - Politics, politics. - Okay? 517 01:12:02,751 --> 01:12:06,167 - Anna's crush... - Wait! What's the category? 518 01:12:06,292 --> 01:12:08,917 - Politics. - Okay! Uh... No! 519 01:12:09,042 --> 01:12:12,834 Who is... stop! Who is Helle Thorning? 520 01:12:12,959 --> 01:12:16,667 - Correct. - The suspense is killing me! 521 01:12:38,376 --> 01:12:43,459 I know it's a bit corny. It took forever to light the candles. 522 01:12:52,001 --> 01:12:55,209 - Dianna live downstairs. - Is it their flat? 523 01:12:55,334 --> 01:13:01,001 No, it's ours. I rented it. 524 01:13:14,126 --> 01:13:17,209 - Did your prescription run out? - Prescription? 525 01:13:17,334 --> 01:13:21,292 - For nature. - Oh. 526 01:13:22,542 --> 01:13:26,251 You shouldn't believe everything I say. 527 01:13:29,417 --> 01:13:32,834 - You watered it too much. - You said it couldn't die. 528 01:13:32,959 --> 01:13:35,459 Everything can die. 529 01:13:42,709 --> 01:13:46,751 - Think I'd stay at my uncle's forever? - No! 530 01:13:48,501 --> 01:13:51,584 But I don't think I can live here. 531 01:13:54,167 --> 01:13:58,126 Okay... You're not ready to leave home. 532 01:13:58,251 --> 01:14:01,417 - I don't live at home! - You almost do. 533 01:14:01,542 --> 01:14:06,917 - Why would I move away from everything? - I'm pretty sure you're moving closer. 534 01:14:07,042 --> 01:14:11,626 - I don't have family or friends here. - Oh, my God, you're so young. 535 01:14:11,751 --> 01:14:15,917 What about you? You're moving in upstairs from your ex! 536 01:14:16,042 --> 01:14:18,792 I can't see myself in your rainbow fantasy... 537 01:14:18,917 --> 01:14:24,376 Then fuck out of my damn fantasy! You have nothing to lose, do you? 538 01:14:24,501 --> 01:14:29,292 My whole family has disintegrated since I met you! 539 01:14:30,626 --> 01:14:34,376 Awesome, Liv. Just what I needed to hear. 540 01:14:34,501 --> 01:14:39,167 That your little nuclear family has fallen apart because of me. 541 01:14:40,626 --> 01:14:44,417 - I thought we had more than that. - We do! 542 01:14:51,167 --> 01:14:55,042 Take off the pussy before you leave, please. 543 01:17:48,959 --> 01:17:51,501 It's grown through the years. 544 01:17:51,626 --> 01:17:55,292 And you have everything. Pots and fertilizer and... wow. 545 01:17:55,417 --> 01:17:59,376 We have to have it all. 546 01:18:00,834 --> 01:18:03,959 And this is my daughter. 547 01:18:04,084 --> 01:18:06,417 Hi. I'm Susanne. 548 01:18:06,542 --> 01:18:10,251 - Hi. Liv. - And Nynne. 549 01:18:10,376 --> 01:18:16,042 She's in charge of the outdoor plants and is an excellent decorator. 550 01:18:16,167 --> 01:18:20,042 - Hi. - All decorations are in Nynne's hands. 551 01:18:20,167 --> 01:18:24,917 - The Pansy, AKA stepmother, is here. - Oh, I love it. 552 01:18:25,042 --> 01:18:31,917 - So... you're a viola girl? - Yes, you could say that. 553 01:19:04,167 --> 01:19:07,334 Dad? Who was that lady? 554 01:19:07,459 --> 01:19:10,751 The lady was Susanne, and she's my new girlfriend. 555 01:19:10,876 --> 01:19:14,542 What the fuck, Dad?! 556 01:19:14,667 --> 01:19:19,876 - And if Mom has second thoughts? - I don't need your mom. 557 01:19:20,001 --> 01:19:23,209 - So Susanne made your lunch? - No, I did. 558 01:19:23,334 --> 01:19:26,792 It's the best thing that's happened to me in years. 559 01:19:26,917 --> 01:19:30,334 Kinda sexist to think your dad can't make meatballs. 560 01:19:30,459 --> 01:19:35,751 - We're taking dance lessons. - Great. I told you you'd like it. 561 01:19:35,876 --> 01:19:40,042 - So you met her at senior dancing? - At dancing. 562 01:19:42,834 --> 01:19:45,917 I invited her for Christmas. 563 01:19:48,459 --> 01:19:55,167 I met Kasper at a rattan weaving class, but he's not exactly proud of that. 564 01:19:55,292 --> 01:19:59,959 Let your hands be a meeting with yourself. 565 01:20:01,167 --> 01:20:05,209 A loving gesture to yourself. 566 01:20:05,334 --> 01:20:10,751 Deep and steady breathing expanding you from within. 567 01:20:12,001 --> 01:20:16,376 Feel how your breathing expands your body towards your hands. 568 01:20:17,376 --> 01:20:21,917 Why don't we get a bite together? It's been so long. 569 01:20:22,042 --> 01:20:26,501 Take my credit card and buy whatever you feel like. 570 01:20:26,626 --> 01:20:30,334 So you don't care that Dad has a new girlfriend? 571 01:20:33,751 --> 01:20:36,876 I'm happy for him. 572 01:20:37,001 --> 01:20:41,251 - I won't celebrate Christmas with her. - No, why would we? 573 01:20:41,376 --> 01:20:44,376 He's invited her. 574 01:20:45,209 --> 01:20:47,167 Oh. 575 01:20:50,459 --> 01:20:53,167 Isn't that just too much? 576 01:20:53,292 --> 01:20:57,167 We can't control who Dad invites for Christmas. 577 01:20:57,292 --> 01:20:59,709 No, but I just think... 578 01:20:59,834 --> 01:21:06,126 Listen, I completely forgot that I have tons to get through for my exam. 579 01:21:06,251 --> 01:21:10,917 - So we're not having dinner? - Some other day, okay? 580 01:21:11,042 --> 01:21:12,751 Sure. 581 01:21:21,959 --> 01:21:23,417 See you. 582 01:21:50,584 --> 01:21:55,292 - Watch the gravy. - Where did he put the cutter? 583 01:21:55,417 --> 01:21:58,084 - What cutter? - The poultry cutter! 584 01:21:58,209 --> 01:22:00,501 Beats me. 585 01:22:02,001 --> 01:22:04,542 Hey, hands off. 586 01:22:05,876 --> 01:22:10,167 You should expect it to be a mess when you're not around. 587 01:22:10,292 --> 01:22:13,084 I'm sure it's not that bad. 588 01:22:13,209 --> 01:22:15,959 Mind the potatoes, sweetie. 589 01:22:16,084 --> 01:22:18,126 Like this. 590 01:22:21,459 --> 01:22:25,501 - She's coming. - Where's Klaus? 591 01:22:25,626 --> 01:22:30,667 - I thought she'd be on the chubby side. - Jonas! 592 01:22:30,792 --> 01:22:35,501 - We don't talk about people like that. - We were fed that stuff. 593 01:22:35,626 --> 01:22:38,751 - Are we talking about the gravy? - Wow, Dad. 594 01:22:38,876 --> 01:22:43,042 - Time to clean up. - I didn't know you had nice clothes. 595 01:22:43,834 --> 01:22:47,709 - Hello? - Your lady friend is here. 596 01:22:52,709 --> 01:22:55,167 - Merry Christmas. - You, too. 597 01:22:55,292 --> 01:23:00,126 - My, what a beautiful tree. - Will you light the candles? 598 01:23:00,251 --> 01:23:06,209 Yes, they're very decorative.... Gitte and Liv. 599 01:23:06,334 --> 01:23:11,334 Hi, Susanne. Merry Christmas. How wonderful that you could join us. 600 01:23:11,459 --> 01:23:16,251 - Thank you. It's so nice of you. - I'll go pop the wine. 601 01:23:16,376 --> 01:23:20,501 - May I take your coat? - Thank you. 602 01:23:20,626 --> 01:23:24,501 - It's beautiful. - Thank you. Well, it is Christmas. 603 01:23:24,626 --> 01:23:28,167 - Dad, it's a screw cap. - Oh, right. Yes. 604 01:23:28,292 --> 01:23:30,876 - Susanne. - Jonas. 605 01:23:31,001 --> 01:23:33,834 - And we've already met. - Yes. 606 01:23:47,084 --> 01:23:50,667 - It's such a delicious meal. - You nailed it, Gitte. 607 01:23:50,792 --> 01:23:54,751 - We usually have goose. - Goose? On Christmas Eve? 608 01:23:54,876 --> 01:23:59,167 - Isn't that really dry meat? - That depends on how you cook it. 609 01:23:59,292 --> 01:24:05,667 Klaus is right. I'm not a good cook, so the goose is always dry. 610 01:24:08,126 --> 01:24:13,667 - Good thing that Klaus can cook, then. - I doubt the children agree with you. 611 01:24:13,792 --> 01:24:17,876 - You know how to barbecue. - I haven't had that pleasure yet. 612 01:24:18,001 --> 01:24:23,626 - But you've served excellent meatballs. - Yes. Gitte's recipe. 613 01:24:23,751 --> 01:24:27,126 So perhaps it wasn't my dad's dance steps that you fell for? 614 01:24:27,251 --> 01:24:30,876 - We probably shouldn't go there. - Hey, hey. 615 01:24:31,001 --> 01:24:34,001 You're a beast on the dance floor. 616 01:24:36,376 --> 01:24:40,126 Jonas, could you pass me the greens? 617 01:24:40,251 --> 01:24:43,126 This? I need more gravy. 618 01:24:43,251 --> 01:24:47,626 Hand me the gravy, please. More gravy? 619 01:24:55,626 --> 01:24:59,626 Klaus told me you're both homosexual. 620 01:25:03,084 --> 01:25:05,959 Oh? What else have you said, Dad? 621 01:25:09,292 --> 01:25:12,501 Yes. It is what it is. 622 01:25:18,084 --> 01:25:22,376 - Is she feeling sick? - Well, she can't be pregnant. 623 01:25:23,501 --> 01:25:26,209 - I hope it's not the food... - No, no. 624 01:25:26,334 --> 01:25:30,001 Liv sometimes throws up when she's tense. 625 01:25:30,126 --> 01:25:33,084 - Thanks for dinner. - You're leaving, too? 626 01:25:36,209 --> 01:25:38,751 Desertion. 627 01:25:40,584 --> 01:25:43,709 - More wine, Susanne? - Yes, please. 628 01:25:44,959 --> 01:25:46,834 - Let's drink. - Cheers, honey. 629 01:25:46,959 --> 01:25:49,292 Yes, cheers... 630 01:26:36,501 --> 01:26:38,709 Let's find a present. 631 01:26:38,834 --> 01:26:42,334 - It's very romantic. - Doesn't that look nice? 632 01:26:42,459 --> 01:26:46,626 - Getting up with the birds... - Is that Italy? 633 01:26:46,751 --> 01:26:49,709 Yes, it is! Well spotted. 634 01:26:49,834 --> 01:26:53,459 Yes, I've travelled a great deal in Italy. 635 01:26:58,584 --> 01:27:01,084 To Susanne from Gitte. 636 01:27:01,209 --> 01:27:04,334 - No!? - It's just a little something. 637 01:27:04,459 --> 01:27:08,667 That's so sweet of you. I love presents. 638 01:27:09,584 --> 01:27:16,376 - My! Is it a tablecloth or...? - A scarf, but it could be a tablecloth. 639 01:27:16,501 --> 01:27:21,626 Oh, a scarf! I don't wear scarves much, but I really love it. 640 01:27:21,751 --> 01:27:26,709 - You can exchange it. - I'd never do that! It's so pretty. 641 01:27:26,834 --> 01:27:32,334 Look... It fits perfectly. What do you think, honey? 642 01:27:34,167 --> 01:27:37,959 - Kristoffer says hi. - Oh, tell him hi back. 643 01:27:38,084 --> 01:27:42,709 Let's see here. This one is beautiful and big. 644 01:27:42,834 --> 01:27:45,042 It's from your mom. 645 01:27:48,792 --> 01:27:52,292 - Wow... - Oh, lovely... 646 01:27:53,626 --> 01:27:58,126 - This wasn't on my list. - Oh, my, how gorgeous. 647 01:27:58,251 --> 01:28:01,667 - Very cosy. - What's that other thing? 648 01:28:01,792 --> 01:28:05,001 - It's a scale. - A scale? 649 01:28:06,667 --> 01:28:10,542 - It's your turn to pick a present. - Yes. 650 01:28:10,667 --> 01:28:15,251 - Did you give him my present? - Yes. I don't know if he opened it yet. 651 01:28:15,376 --> 01:28:17,917 Ask him how far along they are. 652 01:28:18,042 --> 01:28:21,334 Aha! For me! 653 01:28:21,459 --> 01:28:25,376 - Who's it from? - It... thank you. 654 01:28:25,501 --> 01:28:28,209 To Dad from Liv. 655 01:28:28,334 --> 01:28:30,209 Aw. 656 01:28:32,751 --> 01:28:36,792 It is... It is an iPod. 657 01:28:36,917 --> 01:28:38,876 No? 658 01:28:39,001 --> 01:28:43,042 It's a device that translates the vibes of plants into music. 659 01:28:43,167 --> 01:28:47,917 Oh! Can we listen to it now? 660 01:29:14,084 --> 01:29:18,959 It's almost as if the plant somehow expresses its personality. 661 01:29:19,084 --> 01:29:23,792 - Well, it's just an algorithm. - Where did you get it? 662 01:29:25,209 --> 01:29:26,959 Online. 663 01:29:28,167 --> 01:29:31,126 Andrea has a device that does the same thing. 664 01:29:31,251 --> 01:29:35,209 Andrea is Liv's girlfriend. You know Henning? 665 01:29:35,334 --> 01:29:39,209 - Andrea is his niece. - Oh, I see. 666 01:29:40,959 --> 01:29:44,459 How long have you been together? 667 01:29:45,376 --> 01:29:46,917 - Liv? - What? 668 01:29:47,042 --> 01:29:50,001 - Susanne asked you a question. - I don't know. 669 01:29:50,126 --> 01:29:55,001 - Since late summer, right? - Maybe. 670 01:29:55,126 --> 01:29:58,667 - Is she interested in plants, too? - Isn't she a teacher? 671 01:29:58,792 --> 01:30:04,876 - I'm not together with Andrea anymore. - Sweetie. Why didn't you tell us? 672 01:30:05,001 --> 01:30:10,209 - Why do you think? - Sorry. I don't know your relationship. 673 01:30:10,334 --> 01:30:13,792 No! You were only interested in my relationship with Sebastian! 674 01:30:13,917 --> 01:30:15,626 Beer, anyone? 675 01:30:15,751 --> 01:30:18,834 When Jonas brought a guy home, it was oh-so exciting! 676 01:30:18,959 --> 01:30:25,042 No, I don't meddle in your sexuality. Liv, you misunderstand... 677 01:30:25,167 --> 01:30:30,709 And how could you sell a farm that's been in Dad's family for generations!? 678 01:30:30,834 --> 01:30:33,626 - You should be ashamed of yourselves! - Liv... 679 01:30:33,751 --> 01:30:35,792 No, Jonas! 680 01:30:44,501 --> 01:30:51,042 And why would you give me a scale!? And a fucking bathrobe!? 681 01:31:16,459 --> 01:31:19,751 - Come. Give me the keys. - Don't. Stop it! 682 01:31:19,876 --> 01:31:23,376 - Give me the keys. - Get out! You don't control me! 683 01:31:23,501 --> 01:31:28,042 No, but I love you. And I won't let you kill yourself in an accident. 684 01:31:28,167 --> 01:31:31,459 You don't love me! You're a lousy mother! 685 01:31:31,584 --> 01:31:34,834 You think I'm all wrong! 686 01:31:37,501 --> 01:31:41,334 Liv, look at me. Liv. 687 01:31:44,792 --> 01:31:51,167 I may be a lousy mom, but I love you just the way you are. 688 01:31:53,376 --> 01:31:58,042 If I hadn't left Sebastian, you wouldn't have left Dad. 689 01:31:59,292 --> 01:32:01,417 Liv... 690 01:32:03,459 --> 01:32:09,751 Do you honestly think I'd put my whole love life in your hands? 691 01:32:13,792 --> 01:32:19,334 I just... I really don't want you to get divorced. 692 01:32:22,501 --> 01:32:24,584 No. 693 01:32:25,709 --> 01:32:27,167 No... 694 01:32:29,084 --> 01:32:33,417 I don't really want that myself. 695 01:32:33,542 --> 01:32:36,959 So why are you? 696 01:32:41,751 --> 01:32:47,667 Because there are things in my life that aren't about being a family. 697 01:32:47,792 --> 01:32:50,876 But I want us to be a family. 698 01:32:51,792 --> 01:32:55,126 We still are. 699 01:32:59,584 --> 01:33:03,334 It's just a little bit different now. 700 01:33:03,459 --> 01:33:07,709 And now it has a new leaf called Susanne. 701 01:33:14,667 --> 01:33:20,001 - I hope she sucks at miming. - She probably rocks at it. 702 01:33:21,542 --> 01:33:26,459 - Not at guessing Dad's mimes. - No, and that gives us a leg up. 703 01:33:50,167 --> 01:33:53,667 Were you very fond of this? 704 01:33:56,167 --> 01:34:00,376 Nah, it's all just stuff you buy. 705 01:34:09,459 --> 01:34:12,667 I know you think it was easy for me back then. 706 01:34:15,292 --> 01:34:18,709 But it was really difficult. 707 01:34:22,626 --> 01:34:26,959 So, I think I know how you're feeling. 708 01:34:32,792 --> 01:34:37,751 I just don't think I'm gay enough to be gay. 709 01:34:40,042 --> 01:34:46,084 You don't have to assume an identity just because you love a woman. 710 01:34:47,126 --> 01:34:50,376 But I do like girls. 711 01:34:52,542 --> 01:34:55,876 You can still just be Liv. 712 01:35:02,626 --> 01:35:04,792 Ouch. 713 01:37:23,042 --> 01:37:25,376 "My dear Liv." 714 01:37:25,501 --> 01:37:30,251 "When the plants vibrate and the trees sing, I hear you." 715 01:37:31,459 --> 01:37:34,042 "Your living, shining being." 716 01:37:34,876 --> 01:37:37,834 "I used to only hear myself." 717 01:37:37,959 --> 01:37:41,126 "I know you're not mine, although that's how I start the letter." 718 01:37:41,251 --> 01:37:44,959 "You cannot own each other. Only nature owns us." 719 01:37:45,834 --> 01:37:50,042 "Earth, Venus, the solar system, the universe own us." 720 01:37:50,167 --> 01:37:55,251 "When we cut down the rainforest, we cut down ourselves." 721 01:37:55,376 --> 01:37:58,834 "And presence is a form of nourishment, too." 722 01:38:04,042 --> 01:38:07,292 "I wish there was a 'we'." 723 01:38:07,417 --> 01:38:10,876 "That I could be the wind softly blowing in your crown - 724 01:38:11,001 --> 01:38:14,917 - instead of a tornado tearing you from your roots." 725 01:38:17,001 --> 01:38:21,709 "If I could only move you as you have moved me - 726 01:38:21,834 --> 01:38:25,542 - I would let you grow wild. As nature would do." 727 01:38:26,834 --> 01:38:30,209 "And as love does when I'm with you." 728 01:38:31,667 --> 01:38:33,376 "Thank you for..." 729 01:38:33,501 --> 01:38:35,334 Don't read that. 730 01:38:36,959 --> 01:38:42,084 Sorry. My mistake. It's a therapy thing. You're not supposed to hand it over. 731 01:38:57,542 --> 01:38:59,417 Why are you here? 732 01:39:00,167 --> 01:39:03,709 I want to know what this is. 733 01:39:14,042 --> 01:39:16,667 You don't know, do you? 734 01:39:19,417 --> 01:39:21,542 I'm sorry. 735 01:40:36,709 --> 01:40:46,708 THE VENUS EFFECT 736 01:44:06,334 --> 01:44:08,917 Subtitles: Goldberg & Kristiansen Dansk Video Tekst