A NETFLIX SERIES
[Erşan] Hey, what's up, Mami?
Erşan, look, we got three stars in the paper.
-Wow. [laughs] -Critics have written positive reviews.
I just wish there was more sex in it.
Soap sales are just soaring. My God.
-And they're selling like hotcakes, Erşan. -[laughs] So awesome.
-[notes play] -Oops.
What the hell?
Hello.
[Erşan chuckles]
Seyyal, what are you doing here?
Well, I mean, what else? I'm doing it.
Mami, Seyyal and I, we're taking another look at Dry Murad.
It is because, well, movies get better with time.
And a montage does wonders. [laughs]
This one's for you.
Montage.
Let's get it on.
Keep it up.
[Mami] Uh…
Dry Murad, huh?
And without boobs. Hmm.
[disco music playing]
[woman over PA] Attention, audience,
the movie is about to begin in theater three.
-Please enjoy. -Hey, there, Tumtum, what's up?
-Erşan, hey. -Are you here for the movie as well?
-No, just passing by. -Passing by with popcorn?
-It's a book. -Book for what?
-Who are you meeting? -Uh, my aunt.
-Well, where is she? -I'm-- I'm waiting for her. And you?
-You're here with someone too, right? -No.
You go in. I'll tell your aunt that Tumtum is inside. Go.
No, you go, and I'll tell the lady that her son is inside when she gets here.
What lady? I'm alone. I'm just-- I'm just here by myself.
Theory 101?
-Alone with two tickets? -Why Theory 101? What's going on?
-Who's here with you? -I'm not with anyone yet.
I hope to be. [laughs]
-But who are you here with? -I'm not with anyone.
-Just go inside. [clears throat] -[Tumtum chuckles]
Hello!
Oh, Erşan, I'm so worried, but also, I'm a sucker for horror movies.
-Yeah! -İbrahim, what's up?
-Not much, Seyyal. Enjoy. [chuckles] -He's here with someone.
-But he won't tell me who it is. -[gasps] I can't believe it. What?
What a surprise!
-Hello, Erşan. -So there's your Theory 101.
-So, y'all, you're seeing Friday the 13th? -Yep.
-I didn't make you wait too long, İbrahim? -No, I was busy with a book.
-The book is a weird prop. You know that. -[laughs] Yeah.
-Uh, do you think we'll get spooked? -I'm already shivering.
-Yay! -Come on. Let's go.
Let's get scared.
I swear on my dead aunt, she invited me.
-Theory 101. -Hmm.
After you.
What an asshole.
[sighs] Pyro, bring it over, son.
Right here.
And here you go.
It's gonna be fine work, son.
Muammer, why would you, uh…
-Won't it lose its alcohol this way? -Yeah, it does lower the alcohol.
But its reputation remains.
-And I'm not filling it up. See? Gently. -Yeah, sure.
Hey, have you guys ever run a place in your lives? Huh?
Huh? You haven't. So why are you running your mouths then, huh?
Speaking of running a business,
when do you think we'll be getting our money for that Dry Murad movie?
Well, I think you'll get it. Hit it, let me know if you like it.
-[groans] A bit too steep. -Good. You can have yours softer then.
Steepness is fine, but you can barely taste the whiskey in it.
This is not whiskey.
Listen, this is not the first glass of whiskey. It's fourth, the fifth.
You have to see it through the eyes of the business owner. [laughs]
-[gasps] -[eerie music playing]
Oh, no.
Awful, just awful, terrible. [gasps]
[Erşan grunts, chuckles] Excuse me.
Ugh, that was not your best work.
Sweetheart, it's too dark and too crowded. This is as good as it gets.
Okay.
[clears throat] Feride, whenever that axe comes up, I feel weird.
You?
Actually, it's the way they touch the collective consciousness.
How could fears be so common? I think that is very intriguing.
I mean, the question is why. Do you think the axe is a metaphor?
-Do you want any popcorn? We could, uh… -Hmm.
[screaming on screen]
What was that?
Have you tried the popcorn bucket with a hole at the bottom?
No one would see us.
Uh, what bucket are you talking about?
İbrahim, please, I'm very invested. Can you let me watch the movie?
-Sure, yeah, but… -Hmm. Watch, watch, watch, watch.
-[man] Excuse me. -[Feride] Hmm?
What's up?
I could do with some popcorn, if you will.
We do not lend out our tools, man.
What's wrong? Maybe I'm scared too.
Good Lord. You don't take no for an answer, do you? Simmer down.
Anyway, it's your loss, fuck boy. Remember that.
It's a really fun genre, yeah.
Horror. I'm gonna think about it.
You could be the devil inside me.
Yeah, except the audience would wanna see me mainly.
That's not for us.
Come on, make a horror, but swear I'm the last to die.
-It's possible. [laughs] -You should do it.
-Okay. -Promise?
-You'll be the last to die. Promise. -[laughs]
Erşan's word.
-You should serve raki with warm water.. -Hello, there, boys.
Wow, what's wrong? It's noon, and you're drinking whiskey.
Well, I'm not drinking, Alev. It makes me throb.
-[Mami] Alev, welcome, dear. -Thank you, Mami.
[Mami] What's that, baby?
Ah, this is the Golden Peach Award or plaque or whatever.
That's what he said. I'm really not sure.
The guy came knocking on my door at two in the morning. He was drunk.
-[Pyro] May I have a look, ma'am? -Of course.
-This is fake. It's just a prop. -[laughing]
Alev, someone's pranked you good, baby.
Oh, damn it. I was so happy to be given an award.
What's this? "To Alev, the queen of my heart."
[laughs] What kind of an award is that?
Ugh, whatever, I'll give it to my house cleaner then.
Now I'm annoyed. Pour me a glass of that stuff, would you?
Alev, these haven't been completely processed yet.
Why don't you go behind the bar and get whatever you'd like?
All right, then. [laughs]
Alev, babe, have you been paid yet for the Dry Murad movie, by any chance?
You'll get your money, hon. You'll get it. Everyone will get paid. Don't worry.
-All right? -Stop stirring up trouble among the crew.
Hey, don't jinx the business, or you'll bring misfortune upon us.
What you give willingly, oh, it never leaves your side.
[Mami] Watch and learn, you punk-ass kids. This is how you become a team.
[Pyro] What did I say now?
You really should say something. All this because you're keeping quiet.
-Now that's enough. -[Alev] Well, anyhow.
I'm off now. See you tonight.
-Let me see your faces. -[exhales]
[gasps] Amazing. Amazing!
You're fabulous. [chuckles]
-Alev, ma'am. -Baby.
-You have a different glow on you today. -Yeah?
Alev, I swear, you're lighting up the place. You look incredible, baby.
[Alev] What glow? I'm just a little sweaty.
You're hilarious.
[laughs] Well, see you tonight.
-[Mami] Alev, Alev, wait. -Yes, dear.
What are these two knuckleheads talking about, huh?
-[laughs] -Why don't you come to my place tonight?
I've bought some really good records. We can listen to them, hmm?
[Alev laughs] You're too much. All right, I'm off.
-What's up, Eryetiş? -Same old.
[Alev] All right, then.
[sighs] Man, I feel so weird. What the hell did you make us drink?
[Mami] Hey, what are you doing?
Why did you get all creepy with Alev? What's your problem?
I've no idea, man. It just came out of my mouth suddenly.
-Well, I just-- Alev, are you okay? -[Alev gasps]
Oh! I-I almost fell down.
-What's up, people? -[Feride] Alev.
Do you know how pretty you look right now?
Oh, for sure, for sure.
-Oh. -[Seyyal clears throat]
-Where have you been all this time? -Friday.
-Well, God bless. -Friday the 13th, you dummy.
-I was so scared. -[laughing]
-I strongly recommend it. -I don't like brute force.
[Tumtum sniffs]
-What are you doing? -What's that smell on you?
Pesticide. Pesticide! Let's go. Come on, everyone.
-Move it, come on. -That's weird.
Asshole.
[exhales] Erşan, what was that?
You went to the movies without inviting me with you?
Um, babe, it was just for research
because I'm gonna be making a horror movie.
You're gonna be the last one to die. I promise you.
-On your life? -Yeah, because I'll be dying before you.
-Swear to me. -Erşan's word.
-Meaning what? -So help me, God.
Amen to that. Okay, see you tonight.
[gasps] Hey, listen. You see anything different about me?
-Everything about you's different. -[laughs] Bye, then.
Bye-bye.
-Wait, why did Alev leave? -Who are you?
What do you mean?
You'll be the last one to die in the movie. I promise.
[Eryetiş] Erşan, I found this under the bar, sir.
-What's this? Pickles? Here? -[gasps] This is clearly a spell!
-Spell! -Alev was behind the bar last.
So this is on her.
Oh, it's working already. Come on, gimme that.
Evil, evil eyes, be gone now. [gasps]
-What spell? -[Seyyal gasps]
People, I am telling you this from years of experience.
A binding spell is made for binding people to yourself.
I guess she's jealous of me, my dear, poor woman.
Well, well, unbelievable. Alev is our friend.
Why would she do this to us?
That woman is like an angel. Maybe we've been unfair to her.
Hmm, all right, Muammer, listen, uh,
if you're gonna keep accusing Alev of something like this,
I'll fucking tear this place down!
-Fucking hell! -[gasps]
Let go of my arm, and I'll end this! Let go!
-Drop it now! -Tumtum, drop it! Come on, now.
I'm gonna carve Alev on my arm.
-Guys, please, this is preposterous. -Fucking hell! [laughs]
-You just recently joined us! Fuck! -Don't use fancy words with us.
You don't know shit about this!
Even your shit hasn't reached the sewers yet!
-[Feride gasps] -Slut!
She didn't let me touch her!
[gasps] İbrahim, how could you say that?
Feride, they're under a spell, keep quiet.
That's impossible. It doesn't make sense. What spell?
-My God, look at these guys. -[scoffs]
Alev!
-[groans] Guys, please, I think I'm dying. -I feel better already.
-Is this whiskey? -It's not. That's not whiskey!
Listen, listen to yourselves. Get a grip, all right?
Okay. [sighs]
[sighs] Oh, yes, yes, yes.
This is a binding and hatred spell.
I'm positive.
Those blue beads are targeting me.
A page from a book. Burnt edges says "Plato."
-This is definitely Feride. -Ugh!
-It could be me. -Don't be an idiot.
[Seyyal] These are the men.
Cucumbers?
Are you-- this is discrimination, you know, humiliation even.
-Hold on. The nails there? -You'll see what they're for.
I just don't understand where the binding is happening.
Pyro, man, isn't that obvious?
-Obvious how? They're just cucumbers. -How do you break it?
-Feride, take your page, go inside. -[Feride] Ugh.
-Pee on it. -Oh, no, can't do that.
-[laughs, groans] -Oh, yes, you're peeing.
Fine. Okay.
[groans] All right, all right.
-[coughs, groans] -Gonna wash these beads with alcohol.
-Here. -No, man.
Please, just please, okay? Don't do this now.
You can't be thinking about screwing us right now. It's not even alcohol.
-Pyro, get the whiskey. -Okay, sir.
-But grab the small bottle. -Stop it! Just get it!
I'll take that.
-What about the pickles? -We'll just pull the nails out.
Well, let's not dwell on whose is whose, specifically.
Yes, sir. Let's just smash them like a cockroach and then we can call it a day.
Now, well, Seyyal, uh, we all know how sizes can be different,
so why don't we just try to keep this between us? Hmm, hmm?
Very well. Shall I start with the smallest one, hmm?
If you feel something, let us know.
Oh, you fucking bitch!
No surprise, honestly.
-Oh, man, I'm done. I'm leaving. -Hey, wait. Hold on a minute.
-Are you okay? Alev! -[groans]
Fuck Alev and everything about her. What the hell?
[bangs table] Alev's a god, you son of a bitch!
-Take it easy. -Sorry.
What the…
-You're okay. Stay put, Pyro, all right? -[Mami] Shh.
At least that one's no longer hexed.
Um, I think that one's mine.
If that's Erşan, then the other one's probably me.
All right, whatever. Just go ahead. Come on.
[sighs]
You know, after I finished peeing, I actually felt very relieved.
-Here we go. -[screaming]
All right, enough with all the bullshit. Do it.
[yells]
Mami.
Wait a minute, I'm at a loss here.
Because are you saying that these sizes are--
-[Tumtum] Hmm. -But that's just embarrassment.
Come on, guys. Humiliation. That's not hexing.
Feride, we are past humiliation.
I think these are now pretty average for men.
Okay, guys. I admit that this one's mine.
[Seyyal] Well, we'll be the judge of that, Tumtum.
-[chuckles] -[Seyyal] Hmm?
-Was that him? -[Tumtum] Uh-huh.
-[Seyyal] Hmm. -[sighs] Well, okay, then.
Erşan, you're okay with this?
Well, no. It's either one of them.
Okay. Let's do it.
-[shouting, gasping] -[bangs table]
Altın, wow, you big, big boy, you.
And here's to it.
[chuckles] Seyyal, thank you, dear.
But between us, let's keep this a secret.
-And who would I even tell? Come on. -Well, I don't see the point in all this.
Feride, do you really see anything out of place right now?
-No. Good, it's all good. -So, magic actually exists.
You guys are all delusional.
Anyway, we barely dodged a disaster. Thank you, Seyyal.
We have no privacy at all now, but let's call it bonding.
But, you know, it deeply saddens me
that one of us has stooped so low, casting a hex just to be loved.
Of course, there will be a price to pay. Seyyal, honey, thank you.
[Seyyal harrumphs]
[rings]
Alev, you look enchanting.
Erşan, my love, good evening.
-[moans] -[chuckles]
Erşan, that's a little too early, don't you think? [chuckling]
-You're silly. -No. It's never too early.
[playing off-key]
[Alev groans, grunts]
-[glass shatters] -[shouts, gasps]
What was that bang?
Don't worry. Nickel cubic furniture and lamps have been like this all evening.
[laughs]
Uh, okay, well.
Anyway, so I wanted to, you know…
-Do you remember talking about the movie? -Mm-hmm.
So you said I would be the last to die in this horror movie, right?
And I thought-- [shouts, gasps]
-What's going on? -Nothing. It's all good. And?
-[cork pops] -[Alev] Oh!
Oh, okay.
Um, well, I-I was wondering if you were sure about making a horror movie.
We've never done anything in that genre before.
-It's making me uneasy. -[laughing]
How about a pickle, babe?
-Hmm. Maybe later. -Oh, sorry.
Looks like there’s a nail inside.
-[coughs] -[doorbell rings]
Excuse me. Someone's at the door. [chuckles]
-[Alev panting] -[Erşan] Coming!
-[Alev groans] -[Erşan laughs] Oh, come in, please.
-It's gonna be a magical evening. -[men and women laughing]
-[Feride] Movies. -[Seyyal] Hello.
Good evening.
-I hope we didn't interrupt. -Nothing.
Well, we were talking about the movie.
Feride, hon, please show her what you have there.
-Ta-da! A Ouija board for us. -Ha-ha!
Alev, babe, a séance, what do you say?
We can get in the mood before the movie.
-I know nothing about séances and spirits. -Huh?
Erşan, would it be okay if I use a wig for the movie?
Because my hair today just keeps falling out in these awful bunches.
Gah! What is that?
I'm not sure. It's been like this all day. And also my teeth feel funny.
If I touch one see… [grunts]
it comes out.
Eww!
See how my eyes keep rolling? Super strange.
I don't know what's happening.
Oh, my God. That's so gross.
-Tumtum, would you like some pickles? -No, thanks. I've brought my own with me.
-[gags, sighs] -Oh!
-This kid is really something. -[laughing]
I’ll just go to the bathroom and be right back.
Good work. Let's go.
-Dude, that was just awesome. -[laughs] Thanks.
-She shit herself. -[Tumtum laughs] Just you wait.
Dear Lord, ruler of the Earth, absolve me of my sins, Lord.
Oh, God. [screams]
Altın! What's going on?
Alev, I was here in the bathroom. [laughs]
Alev, everyone out there is crazy.
Let's get away from here together. You're in my dreams, Alev!
What the hell are you talking about? Erşan!
-Erşan! What the hell? -What?
He scared me in the bathroom. Who pranks people like that?
-I'm shaking all over. -Alev, darling, listen. We're all in here.
-You're acting incredibly strange today. -[doorbell rings]
-Coming! -[panting]
-Oh, come in. -[laughing]
Good evening.
What's up, babe?
Why did you scare me? Have you no shame coming into the bathroom?
What are you talking about? I've just arrived.
-Oh, just go to hell! -[Erşan] Please, please. Oh, come on.
Erşan, I come bearing a 28-year-old whiskey!
-From Rize. -[laughing]
Alev, hon, you ditched me today.
-But look how I found you here. -Oh, stop it, Mami.
-Is the table set? -Come on. Come on.
We shouldn't keep them waiting. It's time.
-You even have a specific time for that? -Everything has its time, darling.
-Come here, you. [laughs] -[Feride] Come on, then.
-Alev, what's wrong, hon? -I'm fine, stop asking.
-And why are you doing a séance? -[laughing]
YES - NO GOODBYE
Feride, you get to do the honors.
First of all, everyone needs to be a believer.
Parapsychology anyone or do we have any skeptics?
-What is this? -Fortune-telling, hexing and shit.
-Oh, uh, well, you know, I-I do believe. -[Feride] Hmm.
But I'm not sure about it.
All right. Whose spirit to summon?
Gültekin is my brother-in-law. He's such a funny guy.
Alev, hon, you should pick.
I don't know, Mami! I don't wanna be involved in this.
You're gonna end up summoning me.
All right, perfect. Alev will be summoned.
-[Alev] No, Erşan. Oh, my God. What now? -[gasping]
-Can you even summon who's living ? -Yeah, definitely.
-Oh. -Give me some water from there, please.
No, no, not whiskey, Mami. No, no!
With him, there's no difference. [chuckles]
Erşan, say something. I don't wanna be summoned.
I don't want any of this. Damn you all.
All right, man, summon me. Summon me.
-[Feride] Mm. -Okay, Tumtum is the victim, everyone.
-Yeah. -Alev, hon, should we dim the lights?
What are you talking about? You want buckets for when we shit?
Okay. Now we join our hands.
-Oh, no. -You know what they say about hand sizes.
-Right. [chuckles] -All right.
From the realm of spirits, İbrahim Tumtum.
[scoffs]
-[clicks] -[Feride] From the realm of spirits.
İbrahim Tumtum.
[laughs] This is fucking stupid. You make me sound like a magician.
"From the realm of spirits."
-Shut up, you! -Stop laughing, asshole. Come on.
-[Feride] Come on. Come on! -Oh, come on.
From the spirit realm, İbrahim Tumtum.
-[rumbling] -[gasping]
He's coming.
-[gasping] -[Tumtum grunts]
Oh, come on, stop being childish You're shaking the table.
We're holding hands. What are we shaking it with?
-That's enough. Let go of my hand. -No! He could die!
-He's coming. İbrahim's spirit, look! -[groaning]
He's foaming from the mouth!
-It's him! -[gasps]
[distorted] I am the spirit of İbrahim Tumtum.
Holy shit! That's his real voice.
Erşan, you, I like.
İbo, is that really you?
Come join us, İbrahim.
You may ask me your questions.
-Tumtum, were you paid for Dry Murad? -Hmm.
Uh, oh, İbrahim! Do bodies separate from souls after death?
Feride, honey, it's İbrahim. [chuckles]
İbo, you doing well in there, buddy?
-How could I? Someone hexed me. -[gasping]
Oh, my, God!
What hex you talking about, to make you an asshole?
-Guys, please don't joke, be serious! -[laughing]
And not just me. You've also been hexed.
-[gasps] -[Mami] What?!
[gasps]
Who is it?
-Tell me who. -Who?
-I will spell the name on the board. -Come, let's finger it.
Here.
Come on.
-[Mami gasps] It's moving. -It's moving.
[Oran] E.
[all gasping]
[Oran] R.
[gasps]
Ş.
-Erşan! -[gasping]
Don't be silly. I think it's clear they meant Feride.
Erşan, I damn you in God's every possible way.
-I'm sorry. -Ridiculous! I'm disappointed in you!
You really are awful. My poor hair didn't deserve that.
How could-- Hold on, something's-- [grunts] oh!
[in Erşan's voice] Stop lying, Tumtum. I would never stoop so damn low.
-[gasps] -She stole my voice!
Okay, look, whoever did this, please come clean!
-Oh, no, I can't hold the table anymore! -[Mami groaning]
I swear, it wasn't me. I didn't do any hexing.
-Okay, enough of this! -[growling]
The spirit is moving in him.
[Alev gasps]
Whoever it is, speak up now. This is your last chance.
-Or I will leave this body forever! -[gasps]
It's leaving.
[growls] Speak!
All right, don't leave, please. Don't leave, stop it! Okay?
-It was me. -Why did you do it?
Because I'm stupid. I did it so you guys would love me more!
I promise I'll never do it again! Please, stop it now!
[grunts]
-Oh! [screams, sighs] -[Mami] Oh!
-Congrats, we did it. -[laughing]
You're trying to put a spell on us? Girl, we become the spell itself!
[laughing]
[Alev] Ugh, assholes, you almost killed me.
-[laughing] -[Erşan] Was it fun hexing us, hmm?
You're just like a big sister to us.
You're the best.
Okay, I'm sorry. Hey, Tumtum, there's nothing inside you, right?
-No, babe. Just our love for you. -[laughing]
So can you forgive me?
Only on one condition. In the movie, I'm gonna die after you.
Okay, whatever, I don't care.
I fell on my hip, and my ass is all crooked now.
Don't worry. Besides, if you go to a doctor, he'll also give you a physical.
[laughing]
Here's the title of the film. The Midwife's Hunt.
-"Hunt." Don't you mean-- -Hey, don't you play with words!
[laughing]
-Pyro. -Yes, sir.
Good job with the footprints on the ceiling, buddy.
-But I didn't do that, sir. -[Erşan and Mami] Huh?
[discordant note plays]
KUNERİ FİLM MONTAGE INDUSTRIES LLC
[woman] Şefik.
[sighs]
Oh, oh, my boy. You still haven't touched your breakfast.
Come on, I have to go to work now. Eat up now, eat up.
Are you bringing other children into the world, Mom?
Well, yes, I do, son.
But why? I wish I were the only kid.
I wish there were no other kids.
Well, listen, my boy, you know I'm a midwife.
I mean, it's my job. It's what I do for the world.
But you leave me home alone.
Look, I draw pictures like this.
What?
This is when you're here.
-[sighs] -And this when you're gone, Mom.
But who's that?
It's that kid.
And this one?
You.
-And that's the midwife's-- -Shh!
No, no, no, no. Don't-- don't say it. What do you mean "midwife's?"
I was going to say "son."
That's me, Mom. The midwife's son.
[midwife] Oh, my boy.
-Mom. -Hmm?
Please, don't leave me.
Huh? Son, why would I ever leave you?
Come on, now, it's time. I need to get to work.
Look, you haven't finished your breakfast yet. Come on.
Why do you have to think this way? Dear boy.
[sighs]
[kisses] Be good, okay? And finish everything on your plate.
[Şefik] Şefik will be a good boy.
Şefik will be a good boy.
[thunder crashes]
MIDWIFE'S HUNT
[eerie music playing]
[man] I swear. The location of the house is amazing!
The location of the lot is amazing. Wonderful, wonderful! I hope it's here.
Am I right, Nükhet?
[sighing] Sent me in the damn forest wearing high heels.
-Woof! -[shouts]
-Menteş! -Fear not, I'm here for you! Ha ha.
If this is part of the will,
I will make this a writing house and dedicate my best works here to you.
-[chuckles] -Wonderful. I love it. I hope it's here.
-It could be a hunting lodge. -[Menteş gasps]
Safe and warm for all types of hunting. [laughs]
Namık Ekün, HUSH Commando.
We don't do hunting or anything like that. So are you the executor?
Nice to meet you. My name is Menteş. This is my wife Nükhet.
-Namık. I'm a HUSH commando. Hush. -[dogs barking]
What are those, puppies?
Wait, an executor? No, not me.
Fahrettin has called me to organize a hunting party for everyone.
And they told us 40-- Uh, no, actually number 45.
We're taking care of a very important matter of inheritance.
Rasim Bağcı, executor. We're here because he, uh, called us.
How odd. I have the same address.
Oh, honey, would you help me, please?
-[dog barking] -[Menteş] Let's go.
Stop, Pippi.
-You think she's the executor? -Menteş, stop it.
-Obviously, we've come to the wrong house. -All right.
We are looking for Fahrettin's hunting party.
Someone's prepared a refreshment table inside.
A simple presentation. I looked around, but there's no one there.
Hello, there. Tell me, are you the psychic?
What do you mean a psychic? Menteş!
[Menteş] Good gracious me.
I am Menteş! Menteş Dağlar. Who are you?
Monique Baldi. And this is Pippi.
-And where is this presentation? -Inside.
[Namık] Hmm.
Let's go, Nükhet.
-After you. -Thanks.
[eerie music playing]
Something's very wrong here.
I came all the way over here, you know?
I just can't resist it, honey.
The word psychic alone is enough to get me excited.
-Does the future make you curious? -No, I'm interested in the past.
In my younger life, I was an enslaved Spaniard.
[in Spanish] Don't hit me. Please, show me mercy.
I haven't done anything wrong.
[in English] Please, don't hit me. I can't!
-[laughs] Los ricos también lloran. -[Monique panting]
Rich people also cry.
-Hmm. Come this way. -After you.
Menteş. Menteş, let's go.
Wait, darling. Wait. Come on.
Very nice. Very nice!
Hey, there!
I'm Cevdet.
[chuckles] Cevo.
Sabri, is that you?
My name is Menteş. I'm his brother.
Cevdet? Ali the liver guy's son?
What's going on?
Have you come from Kocamustafapaşa too?
Indeed.
Monique Baldi.
Your Rachel's little sister.
We went to the same school. You and I.
In physical education,
your sweatpants were torn while you were doing somersaults,
and your ass suddenly popped out.
Are you that Monique?
I don't recall that.
But you were telling us you were enslaved.
Yes, I recall that.
That's really weird. It looks like we're all from the same neighborhood then. Hmm.
-My name's Namık. -Namık. I don't remember you.
Well, I didn't exactly go out much as a kid.
[both] Good day to you.
Is the auction for Byzantine coins happening here?
-Raising it! -Raising it!
-Going once! -Going twice!
-And… and… -Ready? And… and…
[both] And sold!
[laughing]
I know you. The sons of filthy Bahriye!
Taner and Şener. Is that right?
[both] Correct!
They gave us the same address, but they gave us different reasons.
But I do wonder why they gathered us here.
Well, it's not for a neighborhood reunion. What complete nonsense.
-Boo! [laughing] -[screams]
Damn you! What in the world is going on?
[laughing]
I really hope nobody starts killing us here one after another.
You should know that that would never happen on my watch.
Oh, what's this? Hmm.
Oh, my God! It's a cassette player.
Menteş, let's get out of here.
[grunts] The doors. Someone's locked the doors. We're trapped!
[both] What are you saying?
Ah, it actually opens inward. We're good. [chuckles]
Play that, will you?
-[clicks] -[upbeat music playing]
Well?
You think it is some kind of code for us?
[Şefik laughs] I missed you so much, Mommy.
Take me in your arms.
I missed you. [laughs]
Oh, please.
Scaring us with the voice of a kid. I mean, what the hell?
[Şefik] ♪ …live in her arms I want to be next to her… ♪
[grunts] The door seems to be actually locked this time.
It sounds like it was recorded over a folk dance song.
Menteş, please let's leave.
Menteş, take off those glasses right now!
[screaming]
-[both] Holy shit! -[Seyyal screams, gasps]
Well, it seems like the one with the glasses was the first to die.
-[Şefik laughs] -[groans]
[Şefik] I missed you so much, Mommy.
Take me in your arms. I missed you.
[laughs]
-♪ My mommy is so beautiful… ♪ -Hold on, the blade could be poisonous.
Oh, really? Come on!
-Hey, would you shut that off? -[Mami gasps]
-How could this happen? -[recorder clicks]
We were all here. Who the heck came in the room?
What is happening? We just came here for the inheritance.
Maybe you'll inherit this next.
Where'd the dog go?
The dog's been gone for a while. A simple continuity error.
-I guess you didn't notice, did you? -That animal was right to leave.
-And maybe we should all leave too. -One of us here is the killer.
Unless there are two.
We'll be leaving.
-Yes, let's go, Taner. -Stay here.
-We couldn't even hurt a chicken. -Are you really being serious?
Is that right?
Menteş, please say it's a joke. Please, I beg you.
-Is this a habit of his? -Yes, it is. He's done it recently.
Cevdet, would you hand me a napkin, please?
Hmm. Here.
I see. The knife is reasonably in his hand's reach.
Maybe he was the killer.
It all started as a simple joke,
and then perhaps he was unable to stop himself.
Oh, come on, for God's sake!
[Namık groans, grunts]
No one leaves this place until I come back.
Where are you going? I'm coming with you.
[Namık grunts]
It's not safe outside. I'll have a look around.
It's better you all stay together. Cevdet, please, call the cops.
[grunts]
[exhales]
Excuse me, Nükhet. Uh, I see you're worried.
Would you like me to get you something to drink?
You were supposed to call the cops.
-Why did you hesitate? -Wait. Is there something wrong here?
-Taner! -Şener!
[shouts]
Quickly, get behind us, Nükhet, Monique.
And for some reason, I don't trust you at all, Cevdet.
-Call the cops now. -[Şener] Mm-hmm.
Give me a minute. I'll call them.
-Oh, he'll call them. -He'll call them, huh?
-[Cevdet gasps] -He'll call them.
-I was going to call them. -Şener, call them.
-[Şener] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. -[Cevdet grunts]
[gasps] What is the number?
Hold on a minute. Just let me call 'em, all right?
Hey!
The door was locked from the outside. The killer is not one of us.
-And why'd you bring the chicken? -You all said you couldn't hurt a chicken.
Now I wanna see if that is really true.
That's enough. This has gone on for too long. I'm calling them.
-[slashing sound] -Oh!
[gasping]
[grunting]
[groans]
[grunting]
Police can't help us now. He really got an earful.
[door closes]
-Taner! Taner's gone! -Gone how?
Taner!
We need to get out of here now!
[Şener] Out, out, out!
-[grunts] -You're taking it?
What do you want from me? He's dead. Here, okay, I'm putting it back here.
-Here. You happy now? It won't go further. -Enough of this.
-Pull it out. Pull it out. -Come on, stop!
-For fuck's sake. -Is it stuck?
-It is, and also it went back in. -Here, hold my chicken.
Now it won't come out. It's stuck on the bone.
-[Şener] Wait, I'll get that. -Hang on a minute. Just a minute.
-[grunts] Yeah. -[gasping]
[medium-tempo Turkish music playing]
That is enough! I'm leaving this place.
Taner!
-Come on! -It won't move!
-Taner! -It's locked. Stop messing with it!
[grunts, shouts]
Taner!
Şener!
[Şener] I can hear him.
Stay close.
[screams]
-[hisses, laughs] -[screams]
[grunts, gasps]
-Hey, open that curtain. Open it! -[gasps]
[Alev] Yes!
Get out! Get out of the house!
What? What?
Come on. Taner! Taner!
It's not budging!
-Pull it harder! -[both grunt]
[music continues playing]
[music stops]
[panting]
-[clatters] -[gasps]
[gasps]
[panting, shouts]
[groaning]
[killer] It's time.
[cackling]
[whimpering] Die!
-[grunting] -[shouting]
Let go!
[grunting]
-[groaning] -[cackling]
[killer] Oh.
[cackling]
[gasps]
[whimpers]
[sizzling]
-[killer] And some cayenne pepper? -[whimpers]
-[laughs] -Oh, that would kill me. [groans]
[cackles]
Taner!
Taner! [shouts]
[killer] Şener!
-[both grunt] -[cackling]
[grunts]
-Hold this. -[gasps]
Come on, turn it!
[in Spanish] Oh, woman!
I am doing my best.
[screams]
-[in English] What is it? What's going on? -[gasps]
-[Seyyal exhales] -I can't open it.
-[both sigh] -Let's try there.
[gasps] They've got Namık too.
[groans]
[Nükhet] The drawings. The player.
Should I press it?
Go ahead. How else can we get information?
-Hold this. -Okay.
Should we stick it in him so he doesn't bloat?
Stop that, stop!
Whatever.
-[clicks] -[Şefik] Can you guess who I am?
I am my mother's boy.
I'm the son of the mother who left his little kid at home
just to wash you with warm water and cuddle you.
My mother brought you into this world.
I'll take you out!
[clicks]
Who's that?
Midwife!
That's my midwife!
It's also Cevdet's and Menteş' and Taner and Şener's midwife.
I don't believe it. Our midwife is the same person.
Mama Adalet! I got it. I figured it out. Mama Adalet.
Was that Mama Adalet's son Şefik on there?
Wait. But she wasn't my midwife.
So then what's does any of this have to do with me?
-Come on, quickly. -No, wait a second.
'Cause naturally, if that kid,
the son of the midwife has a problem with you guys, then he's not gonna kill me.
-So then I'm safe. -No, wait a second. Menteş, he's fine.
Cevdet. The twins.
But Namık is who then?
The HUSH commando Namık.
-Or Şefik the midwife's son! -[screams]
[screaming]
[cackles]
-[knife stabs] -[Seyyal grunts, groans]
But she wasn't my midwife.
It's too late now for you.
[shuddering]
Monique Baldi! You're the last one left.
[cackles]
The fucking midwife.
-[whimpering] -[Namık cackling]
-Stay away. Don't get closer! -Huh? Stop talking.
[in Spanish] Stop or I'll kill you! Are you crazy? I'm telling you to stop!
[in English] Subtitles! Subtitles!
Subtitles! [laughs]
-Stay away! -I'm not gonna die. I will not die!
I've missed my mom so much, but there's no way I'm gonna go to her now.
You will die. You're gonna die first. I'll be dead after you.
-This one or this one? This one? -Look, I have a knife!
-This one or this one? -How tough are you with that?
-I am tough. I am tough. Come on! -Let's see. Drop it now!
-Come on! -[grunting]
[grunts] I am tough.
-I am tough. -[panting]
So tough you are.
Oh, God!
[laughing]
[exhales]
[sighs]
[cackling]
Mmm! [cackling]
[gasps, whimpers]
-It's not that easy, you son of a bitch! -[grunts]
[panting]
-The truth doesn't die, and neither do I. -[screams]
-[laughing] -[Taner and Şener] Yoo-hoo!
[laughing]
[both sigh]
-Please tell me that's it. -Yes, it's over.
It's all over. [sighs]
You and the midwife's--
Don't say it.
[Namık sighs]
You behaved, didn't you, my boy?
I was good, Mommy.
-[midwife sighs] -A really good boy…
Mom is so proud of me.
[disco music playing]