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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎艾桑

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‎怎麼了？

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‎你拍了一部叫《壞東西》的電影
‎我和朋友們看過了

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‎是？

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‎我們悔不當初，決定來朝聖

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‎-請容許我親吻你的手
‎-不要這樣

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‎不要這樣

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‎人生會影響電影

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‎電影也會影響人生

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‎-祝你好運
‎-謝謝，你最好了

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‎謝謝

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‎是，來吧

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‎過來

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‎伊沙，來幾杯龍舌蘭

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‎讓我們高興起來吧，伊沙

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‎-是
‎-來吧

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‎乾杯！

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‎沒事，不用擔心

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‎沒事

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‎來吧

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‎他們幾乎要頒發最佳女主角獎了

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‎但他們突然發現，“哇，那是男的”

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‎就是我！妳們敢信嗎？

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‎所以我最後才沒有得獎

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‎我沒有看那部電影

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‎妳應該去看看

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‎它呈現出鄉村生活不同的一面

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‎我不需要看鄉村的另外一面
‎我很難才逃出鄉村

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‎怎麼了？不成功嗎？

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‎她們不是目標觀眾，都沒看過電影

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‎-那個女生怎樣？
‎-那是男人

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‎反正我也找不到其他女生

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‎最後還站著的人就是王者

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‎不要急，等等

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‎-乾杯吧
‎-哇，費麗德，看看妳

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‎我肯定會灌醉你，辛奈！

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‎-我看起來有醉嗎？
‎-沒有

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‎-對，我還站著
‎-好極

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‎愛麗芙，親愛的，晚安

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‎艾桑，我向你介紹

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‎著名的伊朗導演，阿明法利亞堤

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‎甚麼？

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‎-阿明
‎-我叫阿明

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‎阿明法利亞堤

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‎-幸會
‎-他是著名的伊朗導演

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‎我沒有喝很多，那是違反教律吧

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‎別傻了，他不是這樣的人

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‎他住在巴黎

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‎我告訴你們

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‎我們訂婚了

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‎哇，我好像看到甚麼呢！

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‎-阿明法利亞堤
‎-伊朗導演

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‎他住在巴黎，過來伊斯坦堡拍電影

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‎你好，我叫塞雅
‎你覺得伊斯坦堡如何？

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‎古色古香

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‎艾桑，怎麼了？你好

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‎他是伊朗導演阿明法利亞堤
‎他和愛麗芙訂婚了

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‎好了，走開一點，不要讓他喘不上氣

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‎你要喝甚麼？

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‎喝，要喝甚麼？

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‎酒精…

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‎-喝水？
‎-我要一杯長島冰茶

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‎我去拿

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‎他去拿了

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‎他真有品味

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‎-我說你很有品味
‎-噢，謝謝

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‎艾桑先生

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‎我聽過很多關於你的事

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‎你的作品、電影，聽說都很棒

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‎我希望找你

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‎向你學習

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‎-阿明先生
‎-不，別喝了

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‎最後還站著的人

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‎就是王者

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‎賞面嗎？

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‎不…

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‎阿明，拜託，不要喝

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‎-不要喝酒
‎-愛麗芙

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‎-親愛的
‎-你會害我很擔心

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‎最後還站著的人就是王者

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‎艾桑先生，人總有一死

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‎但你才是真正的王者

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‎王冠都沒有

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‎你是連內褲都沒有的王者，艾桑

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‎你有拍過這樣的電影嗎？
‎沒內褲的王者？

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‎愛麗芙，妳訂婚肯定很高興吧

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‎先生，幸會了

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‎-祝你們幸福
‎-好了

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‎-謝謝
‎-阿明先生

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‎-我們過去坐吧
‎-好，謝謝

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‎歡迎

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‎謝謝

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‎-歡迎
‎-歡迎

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‎晚安

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‎奧圖，怎麼了？怎麼四處張望？

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‎老兄，那個伊朗導演
‎是愛麗芙的未婚夫

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‎他說要“長”甚麼酒，我不記得了

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‎給他一杯遊客版的拉克酒吧

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‎一杯拉克酒，他是甚麼來頭？

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‎如果那傢伙和我們合拍電影
‎應該是一件好事吧？

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‎-不知道他喜不喜歡甜瓜
‎-是嗎？他叫甚麼名字？

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‎法利渣男

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‎法利渣男

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‎法利渣男？

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‎聽起來很耳熟

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‎讓我去認識一下他

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‎去吧

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‎你看到那個伊朗導演嗎？

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‎-我有看到啊！
‎-嗯

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‎我有看到他那件披肩

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‎看到他的臉

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‎我甚麼都看到

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‎-真是夠了
‎-不要生氣啦

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‎我覺得他很…

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‎像在賭場玩花旗骰的人

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‎狡猾的塞利姆

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‎-誰？
‎-狡猾的塞利姆

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‎-所以呢？
‎-所以呢？

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‎-所以呢？
‎-就看起來很像

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‎-他嗎？
‎-對，跟他很像

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‎伊朗的電影總是很好看

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‎另一方面

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‎土耳其的電影都很土

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‎-你知道吧？
‎-我知道

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‎我們都知道
‎但妳居然會講幾種語言啊

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‎人有相似，伊布拉

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‎-記好了
‎-一杯長島冰茶

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‎只是…這個王八混特別不同

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‎幹嘛那個傢伙一進來
‎你就一直拍他馬屁？

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‎你說甚麼？

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‎圖坦，那傢伙有著敏銳的目光

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‎他剛剛才說邁米勒是新奧瑪雪瑞夫

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‎邁米比奧瑪雪瑞夫老十年！

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‎太不尊重人了

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‎過來…

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‎快點，起來

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‎他看起來真的像嗎？

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‎他是狡猾的塞利姆

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‎他是狡猾的塞利姆

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‎-那傢伙？
‎-是

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‎-我要打死他
‎-一起打

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‎-我可以的
‎-你可以的

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‎-我可以的
‎-當然

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‎-我們去吧
‎-當然可以，這是我們的地盤

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‎天啊！

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‎阿明先生！

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‎鐵金剛的電影
‎在伊斯坦堡和巴剎拍攝

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‎-是
‎-你聽過巴剎嗎？

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‎-都在那裡拍
‎-狡猾的塞利姆！

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‎-甚麼？
‎-鐵金剛來到土耳其

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‎他打破那些500年歷史的屋頂瓦片
‎也沒有人敢出聲，為甚麼？

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‎-為甚麼？
‎-對

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‎因為我們盲目欣賞西方

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‎好嗎？看我把你的秘密公諸於世吧
‎法利渣男

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‎艾桑，你又在胡扯了

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‎甚麼是法利渣男？人家叫阿明

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‎-都一樣啦
‎-沒錯！

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‎-你有種就承認自己是狡猾的塞利姆
‎-別胡扯了，你們都醉了

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‎快點，告訴大家
‎土耳其會不會變成伊朗！

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‎等等…

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‎-讓他未婚妻來說
‎-好啊

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‎真不好意思，你的飲料，艾桑…

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‎-不要插手
‎-艾桑，孩子

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‎阿明來到我們的國家

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‎他要拍一部大家都有份參與的好電影

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‎-你這樣太無禮了！
‎-新奧瑪雪瑞夫在說話嗎？

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‎-誰在說話？
‎-新奧瑪雪瑞夫吧

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‎-顯然是了
‎-有差別嗎？

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‎或是說他是假奧瑪雪瑞夫？

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‎你們都錯怪艾桑，我受夠了

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‎閉嘴，你連站都站不穩！

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‎-艾桑，怎麼回事？
‎-你是誰？

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‎艾漢伊薩

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‎天啊！

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‎艾漢伊薩

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‎艾漢伊薩，很榮幸看到你
‎今晚真是越來越美好了

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‎我希望你可以加入我的電影

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‎對，去，去吧

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‎你去參演獲獎的伊朗電影吧

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‎是，你去吧！

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‎-新亞蘭德倫，你也去吧
‎-不要

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‎-去吧
‎-不要

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‎艾桑，你幹嘛？你醉到不似人形了

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‎我知道妳是誰，新蘇菲亞羅蘭吧！

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‎是吧？

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‎他和她也是新版
‎大家都是新版老演員

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‎就你們是新的，我就繼續是舊艾桑

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‎對吧？

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‎他昏倒，我贏了

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‎-艾堤斯
‎-我贏了

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‎小伙子，帶他到辦公室吧

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‎法利渣男，我這樣叫他？

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‎你這次真的太過份了

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‎艾桑，我清醒了
‎我再說一次，那傢伙是狡猾的塞利姆

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‎艾桑就在旁邊，你跟他講啊

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‎-你來拿著吧
‎-隨你們怎麼說

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‎我們出言侮辱他了

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‎那個混蛋害我失去理智了！

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‎也害我吃醋了

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‎-你是吃愛麗芙的醋吧？
‎-我不知道

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00:10:10,916 --> 00:10:13,750
‎她一直說永遠也不打算結婚

203
00:10:14,583 --> 00:10:16,625
‎算吧，我可以彌補

204
00:10:19,541 --> 00:10:22,208
‎我會請他來做客，取悅他

205
00:10:22,291 --> 00:10:24,458
‎我會打電話給愛麗芙道歉

206
00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,083
‎他非常聰明

207
00:10:26,166 --> 00:10:30,250
‎與眾不同，他生活艱苦
‎掙扎求存，充滿熱情

208
00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:33,416
‎他想拍出腦海中的電影

209
00:10:34,125 --> 00:10:35,500
‎他跟我一樣

210
00:10:35,583 --> 00:10:39,375
‎但不代表他多穿一件披肩
‎女生就要投懷送抱吧

211
00:10:40,458 --> 00:10:43,291
‎-他那部電影叫甚麼名字？
‎-《加拉塔匕首》

212
00:10:43,875 --> 00:10:45,833
‎有意思
‎-是

213
00:10:45,916 --> 00:10:48,791
‎目前只有我、奧圖和邁米勒
‎當然不少得愛麗芙

214
00:10:48,875 --> 00:10:50,750
‎下週還有兩位英國演員加入

215
00:10:50,833 --> 00:10:53,708
‎不過他想派羅去試鏡

216
00:10:53,791 --> 00:10:56,416
‎因為他才意識到派羅不是艾漢伊薩

217
00:10:57,625 --> 00:11:00,333
‎費麗德，怎麼樣？不客氣

218
00:11:00,416 --> 00:11:02,916
‎-猜猜昨晚發生甚麼事了
‎-哈囉

219
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,000
‎-艾桑，你好嗎？
‎-怎麼了？

220
00:11:05,083 --> 00:11:07,041
‎特斯維克伊獨立紀念日嗎？

221
00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:10,708
‎他叫我拍幾張當地服飾的照片

222
00:11:10,791 --> 00:11:13,208
‎費麗德，愛麗芙叫妳打給她

223
00:11:13,291 --> 00:11:14,291
‎好

224
00:11:15,291 --> 00:11:16,583
‎你要飾演甚麼角色？

225
00:11:16,666 --> 00:11:19,333
‎主角那那間理髮店裡的顧客

226
00:11:19,416 --> 00:11:21,291
‎-在回憶裡出現？
‎-不

227
00:11:21,375 --> 00:11:23,250
‎他會把我們視為鄉巴佬

228
00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:27,166
‎-我覺得有點奇怪
‎-他不應該把我們視為鄉巴佬

229
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,375
‎要我這樣去拍嗎？當地人不是這樣啊

230
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,250
‎不，你們太疑神疑鬼了

231
00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:36,708
‎我看過劇本
‎內容講偷走加拉塔匕首的小偷

232
00:11:36,791 --> 00:11:41,041
‎-他們要在托卡比皇宮拍攝
‎-看到沒？他們又要打破屋頂瓦片了

233
00:11:41,125 --> 00:11:45,291
‎他這部電影肯定有問題

234
00:11:45,375 --> 00:11:48,041
‎-有問題吧
‎-肯定

235
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,666
‎你飾演甚麼角色？

236
00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:52,333
‎主角那那間理髮店裡的顧客

237
00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:54,250
‎-在回憶裡出現？
‎-不

238
00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:56,666
‎你飾演甚麼角色？

239
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:59,416
‎主角那那間理髮店裡的顧客

240
00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:00,958
‎-在回憶裡出現？
‎-不

241
00:12:04,041 --> 00:12:05,375
‎《加拉塔匕首》，是嗎？

242
00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:10,000
‎他不應該把我們視為鄉巴佬

243
00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:17,750
‎瑟塔克是電影的作曲家

244
00:12:17,833 --> 00:12:20,291
‎問他幾時會寫好，他總是說

245
00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:22,416
‎-“你會準時收到”
‎-總是這麼說

246
00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,916
‎我去看看那個伊朗人，失陪

247
00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:30,916
‎艾桑，你不要亂說話掃興

248
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,208
‎不會，當然不會

249
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,125
‎-好
‎-很好

250
00:12:36,208 --> 00:12:37,875
‎換妳了

251
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:39,708
‎那麼…

252
00:12:40,541 --> 00:12:42,958
‎H8，你完蛋了

253
00:12:43,041 --> 00:12:45,833
‎怎麼可能？這裡還有四隻棋子

254
00:12:45,916 --> 00:12:49,500
‎-她肯定是在耍你吧
‎-不，不是

255
00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:52,583
‎頭腦聰慧，令人欽佩

256
00:12:54,416 --> 00:12:55,833
‎艾桑先生

257
00:12:55,916 --> 00:12:58,375
‎愛麗芙，可以讓我和阿明談幾句嗎？

258
00:12:58,458 --> 00:13:01,875
‎可以，但不要談太久，我還需要他喔

259
00:13:03,958 --> 00:13:06,083
‎請，艾桑

260
00:13:06,833 --> 00:13:09,500
‎-愛麗芙
‎-我親愛的未婚夫

261
00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,750
‎-他們有帶你參觀伊斯坦堡嗎？
‎-有

262
00:13:13,833 --> 00:13:15,500
‎-有吃卡博串嗎？
‎-好辣

263
00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:17,958
‎希望不會太辣吧

264
00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:22,875
‎昨晚很抱歉，我喝多了

265
00:13:22,958 --> 00:13:27,333
‎艾桑，沒事，我們玩得很高興

266
00:13:27,416 --> 00:13:30,291
‎大家都是人，你要一根煙嗎？

267
00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:31,333
‎謝謝

268
00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:38,208
‎艾桑先生，我家鄉那裡

269
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:41,250
‎有一句話，或是說諺

270
00:13:46,708 --> 00:13:48,666
‎對，是這麼說的

271
00:13:49,666 --> 00:13:52,583
‎阿明先生，你的電影是講甚麼的？

272
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:56,208
‎問得好，讓我解釋給你聽

273
00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:58,958
‎電影名為《加拉塔匕首》

274
00:13:59,541 --> 00:14:01,458
‎它是一部偵探電影

275
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:05,083
‎角色之間會互相有衝突

276
00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:08,041
‎當中有自視過高或羞辱人的成分嗎？

277
00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:12,541
‎-甚麼？
‎-像是他

278
00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:14,750
‎這是甚麼鬼？

279
00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:18,333
‎我只是想穿得休閒一點
‎沒甚麼特別啊

280
00:14:21,166 --> 00:14:23,291
‎那是阿伯拉語，不是波斯語

281
00:14:25,666 --> 00:14:27,208
‎邁米先生

282
00:14:27,291 --> 00:14:32,291
‎還是說…新奧瑪雪瑞夫？

283
00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:36,250
‎可以轉一圈讓我看看嗎？好極了

284
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:37,458
‎很好

285
00:14:37,541 --> 00:14:39,625
‎我幾乎看到你的角色了

286
00:14:39,708 --> 00:14:41,833
‎我也看得出來

287
00:14:41,916 --> 00:14:43,708
‎是吧？

288
00:14:43,791 --> 00:14:45,416
‎看得出來

289
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:48,500
‎邁米勒，你這是甚麼鬼樣子？

290
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,791
‎怎麼了？你生甚麼氣？

291
00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:53,166
‎法利堤先生

292
00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:55,875
‎-法利堤先生
‎-是？

293
00:14:55,958 --> 00:14:59,375
‎我們的藝術總監
‎已經做出加拉塔匕首的複製品了

294
00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:02,000
‎-複製品？
‎-對，一模一樣的

295
00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:03,208
‎-好極了
‎-是嗎？

296
00:15:03,291 --> 00:15:06,125
‎他馬上會帶過來
‎想看的話，請跟我來

297
00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:08,458
‎好，我要失陪一下了

298
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:09,916
‎-請帶我走
‎-這邊請

299
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,458
‎-他做出一模一樣的複製品了
‎-晚安

300
00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:34,125
‎那是2嗎？

301
00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:47,375
‎如果我可以拿著所有設備去拍攝

302
00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:49,958
‎出來的成品應該會很可觀

303
00:15:50,041 --> 00:15:50,875
‎是

304
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:58,250
‎先生，藝術總監，派羅

305
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:02,125
‎-匕首，一模一樣
‎-真的一樣

306
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:03,166
‎親愛的

307
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:04,625
‎土耳其的電影最棒了

308
00:16:04,708 --> 00:16:08,000
‎-像托卡比皇宮那把一樣，是吧？
‎-是

309
00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:10,291
‎阿明，布爾薩

310
00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:11,708
‎戰鬥舞

311
00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:14,791
‎重量在於匕首

312
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:17,583
‎甚麼？抱歉，我聽不懂…

313
00:16:17,666 --> 00:16:19,166
‎重量在於匕首

314
00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:21,208
‎-匕首，是
‎-匕首

315
00:16:21,708 --> 00:16:23,291
‎-喂
‎-你準備好了嗎？

316
00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:27,458
‎-你說甚麼？
‎-那個人渣就在我面前

317
00:16:27,541 --> 00:16:29,625
‎你到底在說甚麼？

318
00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:31,875
‎你覺得呢？阿明法利亞堤

319
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:33,375
‎狡猾的塞利姆

320
00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:36,875
‎白癡，他就在我家，給我掛線！

321
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,166
‎真可悲

322
00:16:43,041 --> 00:16:45,333
‎他們也在騙你啊，艾桑

323
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,250
‎再見了

324
00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:53,458
‎終於啊

325
00:16:53,541 --> 00:16:56,166
‎你可以騙到其他人，但騙不了我

326
00:16:56,958 --> 00:17:00,333
‎-不好意思
‎-你要娶她，沒關係

327
00:17:00,416 --> 00:17:03,708
‎騙我朋友去拍電影，沒關係

328
00:17:03,791 --> 00:17:07,125
‎都沒關係
‎但你就不能挑一個更好的名字嗎？

329
00:17:08,666 --> 00:17:11,541
‎-怎麼回事？
‎-難道你不是…

330
00:17:15,375 --> 00:17:16,208
‎誰？

331
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,583
‎阿明法利亞堤

332
00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:41,041
‎人有相似，會認錯也不足為奇

333
00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:43,916
‎他們這麼相似，害我都沒辦法生氣了

334
00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:46,750
‎拜託，我有試過誤導你嗎？

335
00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:49,291
‎管他的，那不是重點

336
00:17:49,791 --> 00:17:53,833
‎那個混蛋已經把整個計劃告訴我

337
00:17:53,916 --> 00:17:56,166
‎我等愛麗芙來到，我再跟她說

338
00:17:56,666 --> 00:18:00,250
‎-怎麼了？
‎-哇，奧瑪雪瑞夫，請坐

339
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:02,541
‎-愛麗芙，歡迎
‎-怎麼回事？

340
00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:04,375
‎讓我幸福不行嗎？

341
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,958
‎他們在讀劇本

342
00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:08,416
‎我好不容易才抽空過來

343
00:18:08,916 --> 00:18:12,625
‎-十分鐘時間就夠了
‎-閉嘴，找我到底怎麼了？

344
00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:14,375
‎愛麗芙，以妳目前的狀態

345
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:18,541
‎是看不出未婚夫是有陰謀
‎因為妳被愛情盲目了

346
00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:22,208
‎電影關於甚麼？小偷
‎在哪裡拍？托卡比皇宮

347
00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:24,458
‎-他又來了
‎-嗨

348
00:18:24,541 --> 00:18:28,041
‎媽的，你真是有病

349
00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:32,625
‎一直在拍東方導演的馬屁
‎再混上西方…

350
00:18:32,708 --> 00:18:33,958
‎真是夠了！

351
00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:38,875
‎我們有一次大好機會
‎他們打算靠這部電影打進坎城影展

352
00:18:38,958 --> 00:18:42,750
‎趁機宣傳土耳其
‎為我們帶來更多機遇

353
00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:46,791
‎你想人們都把這裡稱為
‎“埃迪爾內那邊”嗎？

354
00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:50,208
‎-埃迪爾內的人認識你嗎？
‎-去你的

355
00:18:50,291 --> 00:18:53,083
‎回答我，埃迪爾內的人認識你嗎？

356
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,291
‎認識啊！

357
00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:55,750
‎-好
‎-好

358
00:18:55,833 --> 00:19:00,000
‎愛麗芙，他會到托卡比皇宮
‎並讓大家都相信

359
00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:03,583
‎他是在那裡拍電影
‎之後他就會偷走真匕首

360
00:19:03,666 --> 00:19:06,708
‎留下一把派羅製作的假匕首

361
00:19:06,791 --> 00:19:07,708
‎之後逃離海外！

362
00:19:07,791 --> 00:19:10,583
‎他是在利用妳
‎拍電影甚麼都是假的！

363
00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:14,625
‎-妳會被關個40年的
‎-你以為他會這樣對我？

364
00:19:14,708 --> 00:19:18,958
‎他能把邁米的眉毛弄成這樣
‎他有甚麼幹不出來？

365
00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:22,250
‎假使他把匕首帶到巴黎
‎他能拿去哪裡賣？

366
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,791
‎愛麗芙，妳在胡說甚麼？

367
00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:27,125
‎我也得想想自己的未來啊

368
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:31,916
‎妳堅持拍這部電影的話
‎我一定會舉報妳

369
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,791
‎如果有人把加拉塔匕首偷走

370
00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:38,000
‎我就要他坐在方尖碑上
‎讓人向他丟硬幣求福！

371
00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:39,708
‎老子可是艾桑庫尼爾

372
00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:43,833
‎恕我直言，但你這樣好像有點過了

373
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,958
‎好，那就讓他坐在頂樑柱吧

374
00:19:46,666 --> 00:19:50,000
‎艾桑，抱歉
‎但事實是我要晉身坎城了

375
00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:52,500
‎-是嗎？
‎-艾桑

376
00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:55,333
‎自從他跟你說找到新奧瑪雪瑞夫後

377
00:19:55,416 --> 00:19:57,583
‎你就一直怪怪的

378
00:19:57,666 --> 00:20:00,000
‎我們對他許下了很多承諾

379
00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:02,041
‎我們怎麼可以辜負他呢？

380
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:04,958
‎你可以用眉毛來強調說話

381
00:20:05,916 --> 00:20:06,916
‎真是胡說八道

382
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,583
‎妳決定不聽我的話了嗎？

383
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:13,250
‎明天就要去托卡比皇宮手拍攝了
‎大家拿到日程表了嗎？

384
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:16,958
‎-給我看看
‎-我會穿成本地人

385
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:19,708
‎-好極
‎-太好了，我早上不用拍

386
00:20:19,791 --> 00:20:22,208
‎他們已經聽不進去了

387
00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:32,541
‎前後前後

388
00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:34,791
‎-親愛的
‎-親愛的

389
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:37,250
‎-加油，親愛的
‎-謝謝

390
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:39,166
‎-為歐洲
‎-敬歐洲

391
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:40,500
‎敬歐洲

392
00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:42,375
‎親愛的

393
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:43,500
‎亞倫先生

394
00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:46,875
‎-匕首呢？
‎-那裡

395
00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:52,000
‎那是真的，這把是假的
‎我們不能把兩把搞混

396
00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:54,541
‎-否則他們會…
‎-怎樣？

397
00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:55,875
‎搞死我們

398
00:20:57,416 --> 00:20:58,750
‎當然了

399
00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:02,041
‎不能碰匕首，當然了

400
00:21:02,541 --> 00:21:04,333
‎他說不能碰

401
00:21:04,416 --> 00:21:06,666
‎他們還指稱他是小偷

402
00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:07,875
‎-真是的
‎-對嘛

403
00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:11,500
‎請進

404
00:21:14,791 --> 00:21:15,916
‎卡！

405
00:21:16,958 --> 00:21:19,083
‎你們的歐洲之旅就此結束

406
00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:21,208
‎演員們，請放心

407
00:21:21,291 --> 00:21:22,125
‎怎麼回事？

408
00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:26,291
‎這個男人打算偷加拉塔匕首

409
00:21:26,958 --> 00:21:29,208
‎他叫阿明法利亞堤

410
00:21:29,708 --> 00:21:30,541
‎阿明法利亞堤？

411
00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:31,458
‎對

412
00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:33,666
‎是的，我是阿明法利亞堤

413
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:39,625
‎難以置信，幸會
‎知名的伊朗導演，阿明先生

414
00:21:40,708 --> 00:21:42,333
‎幸會

415
00:21:42,416 --> 00:21:44,666
‎-怎麼回事？
‎-長官

416
00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:48,916
‎給我，他們做了一把假的加拉塔匕首

417
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:54,250
‎他們是電影製作人，這很正常啊
‎這把匕首做工很好，不錯

418
00:21:54,333 --> 00:21:56,000
‎沒甚麼啦

419
00:21:56,791 --> 00:21:59,500
‎可以給我們看一下許可證嗎？

420
00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:03,125
‎好，邁米，幫我把文件拿過來

421
00:22:04,041 --> 00:22:06,125
‎-馬上來
‎-文件到

422
00:22:06,208 --> 00:22:09,708
‎謝謝，長官，請看

423
00:22:09,791 --> 00:22:12,625
‎這是文化部的許可

424
00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:14,375
‎這是簽名

425
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:17,750
‎這是皇宮及公園辦事處的許可

426
00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:21,958
‎而這是總理辦公室的許可

427
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,666
‎這是外交部的許可

428
00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:26,500
‎還有關稅豁免許可

429
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:28,875
‎我給你看看

430
00:22:28,958 --> 00:22:30,541
‎最後一頁

431
00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:34,375
‎有總統本人的推薦信

432
00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:36,916
‎他們少了農業部的許可

433
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,208
‎農業部的許可呢？

434
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:42,208
‎先生，抱歉打擾你拍攝

435
00:22:42,708 --> 00:22:45,625
‎他們說你打算偷走匕首

436
00:22:45,708 --> 00:22:46,833
‎甚麼？

437
00:22:46,916 --> 00:22:49,541
‎甚麼？你說我是小偷嗎？

438
00:22:50,125 --> 00:22:51,250
‎親愛的，你還好嗎？

439
00:22:51,333 --> 00:22:52,791
‎-愛麗芙
‎-親愛的

440
00:22:53,291 --> 00:22:54,375
‎我一點都不好

441
00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:57,416
‎散吧！都關掉！不拍了！卡！

442
00:22:57,500 --> 00:22:58,625
‎先生，別這樣

443
00:22:58,708 --> 00:23:00,416
‎-我們繼續拍吧
‎-不拍了

444
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:02,791
‎拜託幫忙宣傳我們的國家

445
00:23:02,875 --> 00:23:05,583
‎先生，我不是機器人

446
00:23:05,666 --> 00:23:07,458
‎我是個藝術家

447
00:23:07,541 --> 00:23:10,791
‎艾桑，你讓我很生氣

448
00:23:10,875 --> 00:23:12,583
‎你居然說我是小偷

449
00:23:12,666 --> 00:23:14,250
‎我不是小偷

450
00:23:14,333 --> 00:23:17,375
‎-阿明，好
‎-我沒想過你會這樣說我

451
00:23:17,458 --> 00:23:18,791
‎好，繼續大吼大叫吧

452
00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:20,666
‎這部電影，我不會在這裡拍了

453
00:23:20,750 --> 00:23:24,000
‎我改去法國拍

454
00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:26,750
‎去巴黎的盧浮宮！

455
00:23:26,833 --> 00:23:28,375
‎-阿明，先生
‎-先生

456
00:23:28,458 --> 00:23:30,666
‎-警官
‎-他不在這裡拍了

457
00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:32,583
‎-寶貝
‎-我們談談吧

458
00:23:32,666 --> 00:23:34,416
‎-先生
‎-阿明！

459
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,000
‎阿明！

460
00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:39,583
‎-阿明法利亞堤！
‎-住手！

461
00:23:39,666 --> 00:23:42,666
‎我都為你穿起各種服飾了

462
00:23:42,750 --> 00:23:44,416
‎你一定要拍這部電影

463
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:46,291
‎你不怕，我就自殺

464
00:23:46,375 --> 00:23:47,833
‎別碰那把匕首！

465
00:23:47,916 --> 00:23:50,541
‎這是我的電影，我說不拍就不拍

466
00:23:50,625 --> 00:23:52,125
‎閉嘴，你不拍，是不是？

467
00:23:52,208 --> 00:23:53,833
‎-冷靜
‎-閉嘴，你敢不拍！

468
00:23:53,916 --> 00:23:57,750
‎-我會自殺！
‎-好極了，你成功宣傳我們國家了

469
00:23:58,791 --> 00:24:00,291
‎-你敢不拍？
‎-鬧夠了！

470
00:24:00,375 --> 00:24:02,000
‎-你敢不拍？
‎-冷靜

471
00:24:02,083 --> 00:24:04,166
‎-阿明法利亞堤？
‎-放開他

472
00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:05,083
‎我叫你拍！

473
00:24:07,083 --> 00:24:09,458
‎人非聖賢，孰能無過

474
00:24:09,541 --> 00:24:12,208
‎他最後拍出來的電影大受歡迎
‎你們有看嗎？

475
00:24:12,291 --> 00:24:14,375
‎影展上的照片，是嗎？

476
00:24:14,458 --> 00:24:17,500
‎是，你應該拿給邁米勒看看

477
00:24:21,791 --> 00:24:24,333
‎好極了，至少我們都認識他

478
00:24:26,208 --> 00:24:29,333
‎-我有精彩的故事，但沒有資金
‎-不意外

479
00:24:30,208 --> 00:24:32,833
‎伊沙，我也要一杯威士忌，加糖

480
00:24:34,458 --> 00:24:36,958
‎我把戒指賣掉了，不太值錢

481
00:24:37,041 --> 00:24:41,250
‎-哇，戒指是假的？
‎-只是不值百萬吧，謝謝

482
00:24:41,333 --> 00:24:45,250
‎-我就說他是個混蛋吧
‎-艾桑，你的電影叫甚麼名字？

483
00:24:45,958 --> 00:24:47,541
‎這筆錢夠嗎？

484
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,208
‎法利渣男

485
00:24:52,291 --> 00:24:54,625
‎這是一部關於美德的電影

486
00:24:54,708 --> 00:24:57,750
‎-我要當合夥人
‎-甚麼合夥人？全權交給妳都行

487
00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,958
‎從前

488
00:25:03,583 --> 00:25:06,291
‎有一個叫法利渣男的旅人

489
00:25:06,375 --> 00:25:08,041
‎背上披著斗篷

490
00:25:08,125 --> 00:25:09,375
‎手持拐杖

491
00:25:09,458 --> 00:25:11,250
‎頭上戴著一頂圓錐形帽

492
00:25:11,333 --> 00:25:13,166
‎他周遊列國

493
00:25:13,666 --> 00:25:18,166
‎-你是即興想出來的嗎？
‎-不，這個劇本我想了很多年

494
00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:22,166
‎（庫尼爾影業）

495
00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:26,458
‎（《法利渣男》）

496
00:25:26,541 --> 00:25:30,208
‎法利渣男是個瞎子，耳朵很靈敏

497
00:25:30,291 --> 00:25:33,666
‎他的鼻子連大馬士革的杏子
‎都能聞出來

498
00:25:34,208 --> 00:25:36,875
‎不管他走到哪裡
‎他要麼是啟發人心的光

499
00:25:36,958 --> 00:25:40,000
‎要麼就是掩蓋惡行的黑暗

500
00:25:40,833 --> 00:25:42,458
‎他不求吃的，也不求溫暖

501
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:45,500
‎一個真誠的笑容就能使法利渣男滿足

502
00:25:45,583 --> 00:25:50,166
‎他睡很少、吃很少、喝很少
‎他很關注體重

503
00:25:51,208 --> 00:25:54,875
‎與他同坐的人能夠擺脫壓力
‎心情也會變得歡愉

504
00:25:54,958 --> 00:25:57,041
‎並更加珍惜生命

505
00:25:57,125 --> 00:25:59,625
‎據傳聞說，凡是法利渣男碰過的人

506
00:25:59,708 --> 00:26:01,666
‎也能夠長命百歲

507
00:26:02,416 --> 00:26:05,458
‎如果你在每個月第一天遇到法利渣男

508
00:26:05,541 --> 00:26:08,083
‎只要給他食物和飲料

509
00:26:08,166 --> 00:26:10,875
‎你就會在世界上無可匹敵

510
00:26:10,958 --> 00:26:13,500
‎在七國之中

511
00:26:13,583 --> 00:26:16,041
‎行動自如，如同有一本黃金簽證

512
00:26:16,541 --> 00:26:20,041
‎-納薩，你怎麼想？
‎-非常好，先生

513
00:26:20,125 --> 00:26:23,333
‎如果說得太誇張也不好

514
00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:27,541
‎我們總是因為那些假消息而失敗

515
00:26:29,875 --> 00:26:32,708
‎-給我
‎-來

516
00:26:35,041 --> 00:26:37,166
‎-現在怎麼樣？
‎-金光閃閃

517
00:26:37,250 --> 00:26:40,833
‎閃就對了
‎看看我們經過三條村莊得到了甚麼！

518
00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:44,250
‎黑麥麵包、洋蔥

519
00:26:45,333 --> 00:26:46,166
‎這是甚麼？

520
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,333
‎黏土哨子，把水倒進去…

521
00:26:50,833 --> 00:26:51,666
‎再吹

522
00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:53,375
‎簡直不能接受

523
00:26:53,458 --> 00:26:55,625
‎我保證讓他們長命百歲

524
00:26:55,708 --> 00:26:57,625
‎他們以為給一些小麥就足夠嗎？

525
00:26:57,708 --> 00:26:59,208
‎人們處於飢荒

526
00:26:59,291 --> 00:27:00,458
‎所以呢？

527
00:27:00,541 --> 00:27:02,833
‎我給他們至關重要的醫療服務

528
00:27:02,916 --> 00:27:04,833
‎隨便吧，現在甚麼情況？

529
00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:09,666
‎兩個瘸腳，一個癲癇，一個智障

530
00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:11,916
‎先治瘸腳的吧

531
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,041
‎“腳不能踏地，既不能踏草

532
00:27:15,125 --> 00:27:17,000
‎若陰莖能治…”

533
00:27:17,083 --> 00:27:19,375
‎-“那就霸王硬上弓”
‎-我就先治他吧

534
00:27:19,458 --> 00:27:20,458
‎好

535
00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:26,125
‎-把腳放到我的肩膀上
‎-把腳放到他的肩膀上，是

536
00:27:32,208 --> 00:27:33,041
‎過來

537
00:27:35,458 --> 00:27:37,250
‎交給我吧

538
00:27:39,041 --> 00:27:40,083
‎好，你走吧

539
00:27:43,125 --> 00:27:45,125
‎加一點這個

540
00:27:45,208 --> 00:27:47,666
‎加一點那個

541
00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:50,208
‎-庫里莎，包紮好了嗎？
‎-對，姐姐

542
00:27:50,291 --> 00:27:52,291
‎請喝，軍哥

543
00:27:55,041 --> 00:27:57,875
‎每天早上也要煮來喝，知道嗎？

544
00:27:57,958 --> 00:28:02,125
‎-好的，大夫
‎-叫我迪華莎大姐吧

545
00:28:02,208 --> 00:28:04,375
‎否則大家都會以為我是男的

546
00:28:04,875 --> 00:28:08,166
‎好，願神保佑你，軍哥

547
00:28:12,291 --> 00:28:14,750
‎好累啊，庫里莎

548
00:28:14,833 --> 00:28:17,791
‎我都沒時間坐下來抽煙了

549
00:28:17,875 --> 00:28:19,250
‎姐姐，  這個年代還沒有煙

550
00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:22,833
‎這就是問題所在，時代差異嘛

551
00:28:23,833 --> 00:28:25,250
‎沒關係，迪華莎

552
00:28:25,333 --> 00:28:27,458
‎我們就是搞實證科學的

553
00:28:27,541 --> 00:28:30,666
‎要是沒有家族的財產
‎我們可能早就餓死街頭了

554
00:28:31,166 --> 00:28:32,708
‎我真不懂那些人

555
00:28:32,791 --> 00:28:35,791
‎他們只會相信童話故事和魔法

556
00:28:37,333 --> 00:28:39,208
‎妳有聽過這個賤人嗎？

557
00:28:39,291 --> 00:28:41,958
‎他讓哈爾達法官在兩天內走起來”

558
00:28:42,916 --> 00:28:45,791
‎可悲，“治東方癤的巫醫”

559
00:28:45,875 --> 00:28:47,916
‎“退休人士及寡婦有優惠”

560
00:28:51,791 --> 00:28:53,416
‎法利渣男

561
00:28:53,916 --> 00:28:57,250
‎那個王八蛋
‎不是在行善，而是在搞事

562
00:28:57,833 --> 00:28:59,750
‎不好意思

563
00:28:59,833 --> 00:29:02,500
‎妳們有抗組織胺藥嗎？

564
00:29:04,291 --> 00:29:05,833
‎沒有

565
00:29:07,333 --> 00:29:08,166
‎好吧

566
00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:13,416
‎科學就是這麼糟糕

567
00:29:13,916 --> 00:29:18,458
‎他沒藥可以吃
‎我們能怎麼樣？難道要撒謊嗎？

568
00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:23,041
‎但如果我們賞他一巴掌
‎再說他病情好轉了，他就會相信

569
00:29:23,125 --> 00:29:24,125
‎真的

570
00:29:24,625 --> 00:29:26,500
‎-他怎麼了？
‎-有甚麼給我們

571
00:29:33,875 --> 00:29:36,875
‎-叫他用另一隻手
‎-用另一隻手

572
00:29:42,916 --> 00:29:45,125
‎-兩顆梅干，滾
‎-滾！

573
00:29:48,291 --> 00:29:50,750
‎真是的

574
00:30:02,375 --> 00:30:05,291
‎缺乏自尊，沒有自信

575
00:30:05,375 --> 00:30:08,208
‎還有一些私病

576
00:30:08,708 --> 00:30:10,541
‎請進

577
00:30:12,291 --> 00:30:13,208
‎安靜！

578
00:30:13,708 --> 00:30:14,916
‎哇，到底是甚麼病？

579
00:30:16,375 --> 00:30:17,500
‎是？

580
00:30:22,250 --> 00:30:23,791
‎我的面紗掉了

581
00:30:23,875 --> 00:30:26,375
‎妳彎腰撿就可以了

582
00:30:37,666 --> 00:30:40,833
‎-妳有甚麼病？
‎-我的行善之心總是為我帶來麻煩

583
00:30:41,333 --> 00:30:42,583
‎還有…

584
00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:45,291
‎內心的痛苦

585
00:30:45,375 --> 00:30:50,250
‎妳用力一點的話，應該就不痛了

586
00:30:51,875 --> 00:30:52,875
‎先生

587
00:30:57,500 --> 00:30:59,291
‎出去

588
00:30:59,375 --> 00:31:03,458
‎我們要小心，時代不同
‎大家都很狡猾

589
00:31:03,541 --> 00:31:04,875
‎別開玩笑了

590
00:31:04,958 --> 00:31:07,708
‎我在這條臭村待了好幾個小時

591
00:31:07,791 --> 00:31:08,625
‎滾出去

592
00:31:08,708 --> 00:31:12,958
‎去年在艾什馬的“MeToo”運動害我們…

593
00:31:13,041 --> 00:31:14,958
‎出去，快點！

594
00:31:15,583 --> 00:31:16,416
‎出去！

595
00:31:18,125 --> 00:31:19,333
‎女士，請

596
00:31:35,041 --> 00:31:37,208
‎-這裡是床墊嗎？
‎-是

597
00:31:37,916 --> 00:31:39,833
‎我們坐上去吧

598
00:31:42,666 --> 00:31:44,125
‎很快

599
00:31:45,416 --> 00:31:47,541
‎兄弟，你身患甚麼病？

600
00:31:47,625 --> 00:31:49,000
‎頭暈

601
00:31:49,583 --> 00:31:51,750
‎我總是頭暈暈

602
00:31:52,375 --> 00:31:54,625
‎又一直耳痛

603
00:31:55,125 --> 00:31:57,000
‎這也沒有藥可以治

604
00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:59,250
‎那這傢伙是怎麼治好其他人的？

605
00:31:59,333 --> 00:32:01,125
‎噓，我很好奇

606
00:32:01,208 --> 00:32:04,916
‎我就溜進去看看他是怎麼騙人的

607
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,166
‎-我跟妳一起去
‎-好

608
00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:07,166
‎戴好帽子

609
00:32:11,041 --> 00:32:13,541
‎-怎麼樣？
‎-好多了

610
00:32:13,625 --> 00:32:15,958
‎但感覺某處在發燙

611
00:32:16,041 --> 00:32:18,708
‎是，發燙是正常的

612
00:32:18,791 --> 00:32:20,458
‎你在看甚麼？

613
00:32:20,541 --> 00:32:23,750
‎我在查書看哪一個…

614
00:32:23,833 --> 00:32:26,416
‎夠了，好嗎？講清楚吧

615
00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:29,458
‎你已經把我當麵團那樣
‎揉了大半個小時，真是夠了

616
00:32:29,541 --> 00:32:31,916
‎看到沒？自信心回來了

617
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,708
‎-妳另一個麻煩是甚麼？
‎-別浪費時間了，來吧

618
00:32:41,041 --> 00:32:44,458
‎-要把燈關掉嗎？
‎-你不是瞎子嗎？直接來吧

619
00:32:44,541 --> 00:32:46,958
‎我是瞎子，我來了

620
00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:50,125
‎太離譜了

621
00:32:50,958 --> 00:32:55,375
‎-這頭豬真是不知廉恥
‎-要不要打死他？

622
00:32:56,500 --> 00:33:00,166
‎明天早餐前再來一發就沒事了

623
00:33:01,916 --> 00:33:04,541
‎好，給你兩個銀幣

624
00:33:05,958 --> 00:33:07,416
‎兩個銀幣？

625
00:33:07,916 --> 00:33:10,208
‎-夠嗎？
‎-夠

626
00:33:10,291 --> 00:33:14,708
‎兩顆橄欖，就夠我們幹…
‎治療整個村子

627
00:33:14,791 --> 00:33:16,833
‎不要理會那些病患了

628
00:33:16,916 --> 00:33:18,958
‎來者即幹，爽賺銀幣，要嗎？

629
00:33:19,041 --> 00:33:22,791
‎妳覺得呢？黑麥麵包真的超難吃

630
00:33:22,875 --> 00:33:25,416
‎你不介意的話，我就幫你安排了

631
00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:28,250
‎沒問題，但妳是誰？

632
00:33:31,625 --> 00:33:34,000
‎我是塔瑪拉，貪欲之仙

633
00:33:34,666 --> 00:33:37,250
‎我用銀幣來換取你的天賦

634
00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:39,833
‎我會治好你雙眼，指引你路

635
00:33:39,916 --> 00:33:41,208
‎祝你好運了

636
00:33:43,250 --> 00:33:45,583
‎我能看了

637
00:33:47,291 --> 00:33:48,875
‎現在能看見了吧

638
00:33:50,291 --> 00:33:51,333
‎我能看了

639
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,166
‎我能看了，該死

640
00:33:53,916 --> 00:33:57,125
‎門口，帳篷，銀幣

641
00:33:57,208 --> 00:33:58,041
‎我看得見了

642
00:33:58,541 --> 00:33:59,833
‎好樣的！

643
00:34:01,791 --> 00:34:03,958
‎我能看見了

644
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,500
‎我們才剛到，甚麼都沒看到

645
00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:14,791
‎我勸妳們擺脫對方
‎開設自己的製藥所

646
00:34:14,875 --> 00:34:16,833
‎專門做美容

647
00:34:16,916 --> 00:34:18,916
‎很快就會賺到盤滿缽滿

648
00:34:19,750 --> 00:34:20,958
‎不了，謝謝

649
00:34:21,625 --> 00:34:23,583
‎好，我只是在測試妳

650
00:34:23,666 --> 00:34:26,375
‎你是塔瑪拉

651
00:34:27,541 --> 00:34:30,708
‎妳為甚麼要幫那傢伙引路？

652
00:34:30,791 --> 00:34:32,708
‎還要給他兩枚銀幣

653
00:34:32,791 --> 00:34:34,375
‎他之後會變得更富有

654
00:34:34,875 --> 00:34:37,833
‎人們在自食其果之前是不會停的

655
00:34:37,916 --> 00:34:39,375
‎千萬不要忘記了

656
00:34:39,875 --> 00:34:41,666
‎祝妳們順利

657
00:34:48,166 --> 00:34:50,458
‎有一個病患有頭蝨，要叫他進來嗎？

658
00:34:50,958 --> 00:34:52,041
‎你過來看

659
00:34:52,541 --> 00:34:54,458
‎-看到嗎？
‎-看到

660
00:34:54,958 --> 00:34:57,000
‎等等，你能看見了？

661
00:34:57,083 --> 00:34:59,416
‎我開眼了，我能看見了

662
00:35:00,375 --> 00:35:03,291
‎不用再治那些瞎子
‎腐子、頭蝨和失禁的人

663
00:35:03,375 --> 00:35:06,125
‎在外面擺告示說
‎“法利渣男全力開幹！”

664
00:35:06,208 --> 00:35:07,666
‎-哇
‎-哇甚麼？

665
00:35:07,750 --> 00:35:10,416
‎短短兩分鐘的療程，看我得到甚麼？

666
00:35:11,625 --> 00:35:13,666
‎-而且…
‎-甚麼？

667
00:35:13,750 --> 00:35:16,541
‎我也不能脫下頭巾，但都沒差了

668
00:35:16,625 --> 00:35:20,541
‎-這些銀幣好閃
‎-但法利渣男的傳說呢？

669
00:35:20,625 --> 00:35:23,666
‎去他吧，我們之後再改寫

670
00:35:24,583 --> 00:35:27,166
‎對銀幣的貪念，做愛最爽了

671
00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:30,000
‎我失去了天賦，但我一點都不意外

672
00:35:30,791 --> 00:35:33,250
‎真的要擺告示嗎？

673
00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:34,833
‎等等，換一下

674
00:35:34,916 --> 00:35:36,250
‎寫說

675
00:35:36,333 --> 00:35:38,708
‎“療程”，大家都會懂的

676
00:35:39,375 --> 00:35:40,583
‎那祝你好運了

677
00:35:41,541 --> 00:35:44,083
‎-我能看見了，天啊
‎-太好了

678
00:35:45,125 --> 00:35:47,958
‎-我到外面看看
‎-我會操死他們每一個

679
00:35:50,083 --> 00:35:51,458
‎我要靠做愛來邁向成功

680
00:35:53,583 --> 00:35:58,291
‎法利渣男對錢的貪念日漸增強
‎而他的天賦也消失了

681
00:35:58,375 --> 00:36:01,833
‎他不再幫人治病

682
00:36:02,333 --> 00:36:06,583
‎人們開始在庫里莎
‎和迪華莎的家門外排隊

683
00:36:06,666 --> 00:36:09,166
‎除了不幸之人，那些有常識的人

684
00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:11,041
‎也希望從她們那裡得治

685
00:36:11,541 --> 00:36:13,666
‎但法利渣男有餓死嗎？

686
00:36:13,750 --> 00:36:14,875
‎正好相反

687
00:36:14,958 --> 00:36:18,666
‎好事傳千里
‎他的“療程”變得廣為人知

688
00:36:18,750 --> 00:36:22,333
‎得到客人的讚賞，但客源也不穩定

689
00:36:22,875 --> 00:36:26,791
‎-私人療程
‎-妳來對地方了

690
00:36:27,375 --> 00:36:28,666
‎送她進來！

691
00:36:30,625 --> 00:36:31,708
‎謝謝

692
00:36:33,541 --> 00:36:34,375
‎請進

693
00:36:42,541 --> 00:36:45,166
‎這頓飯不錯，這個值多少錢？

694
00:36:46,041 --> 00:36:47,708
‎手鍊，22

695
00:36:47,791 --> 00:36:49,125
‎25…

696
00:36:51,791 --> 00:36:54,375
‎我一天最多做八次療程

697
00:36:54,875 --> 00:36:56,958
‎感覺很假，我都專心不了

698
00:36:59,583 --> 00:37:01,625
‎-怎麼咳嗽了？
‎-沒事

699
00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:04,041
‎只是幾聲乾咳

700
00:37:04,125 --> 00:37:05,291
‎喝點水吧

701
00:37:14,875 --> 00:37:19,125
‎以前你用手碰一下我就能治好

702
00:37:19,208 --> 00:37:22,000
‎別說以前了

703
00:37:24,083 --> 00:37:29,416
‎我覺得應該在河岸開設一間治療中心

704
00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:31,250
‎離開這個帳篷吧

705
00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:32,666
‎我們為何要屈居在帳篷？

706
00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:39,583
‎人們說瞎子開眼，眼光甚遠
‎你覺得我們最後會怎麼樣？

707
00:37:39,666 --> 00:37:41,208
‎順其自然

708
00:37:41,291 --> 00:37:43,958
‎別再疑神疑鬼了

709
00:37:44,041 --> 00:37:46,875
‎我幫你來一次療程
‎你就不會再疑神疑鬼了

710
00:37:51,791 --> 00:37:52,833
‎晚上好

711
00:37:52,916 --> 00:37:54,500
‎天啊！

712
00:37:54,583 --> 00:37:57,000
‎你們明天有空檔接見病人嗎？

713
00:38:00,083 --> 00:38:03,958
‎明天…沒問題

714
00:38:04,041 --> 00:38:08,666
‎但他說我們明天會離開
‎不知道是幾點？

715
00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:10,416
‎你覺得呢？

716
00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:11,958
‎要高潮的總會高潮

717
00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:16,166
‎著名的艾斯卡會過來

718
00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:17,500
‎寫下來吧

719
00:38:18,750 --> 00:38:24,083
‎他極度內向，有情感依戀

720
00:38:24,166 --> 00:38:25,750
‎受害者心態

721
00:38:25,833 --> 00:38:28,375
‎還缺乏自信

722
00:38:28,458 --> 00:38:32,666
‎叫法利渣男準備好療程

723
00:38:32,750 --> 00:38:36,833
‎這個著名的艾斯卡是誰？
‎法利渣男肯定會操死他

724
00:38:38,125 --> 00:38:41,083
‎總之，應該要花很久

725
00:38:41,166 --> 00:38:43,125
‎收費也會比較高

726
00:38:43,625 --> 00:38:47,333
‎你在咳嗽，叫那些女生開藥給你吃吧

727
00:38:48,458 --> 00:38:51,541
‎-要是你死了，那就不好了
‎-好

728
00:38:53,541 --> 00:38:54,625
‎晚…

729
00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:56,458
‎晚安

730
00:39:05,208 --> 00:39:08,000
‎看啊，我們的客人前所未有的多

731
00:39:08,083 --> 00:39:11,000
‎但那個騙子還是能夠賺大錢

732
00:39:11,083 --> 00:39:13,875
‎他與魔鬼合作嘛，要超越他並不容易

733
00:39:18,708 --> 00:39:21,541
‎誰在咳嗽？他會把肺都咳出來的

734
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,416
‎你不是法利渣男的僕人嗎？

735
00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:31,458
‎希望能治好你吧

736
00:39:31,541 --> 00:39:34,333
‎你們不會為自己的所作所為
‎感到羞恥嗎？

737
00:39:34,416 --> 00:39:36,708
‎我會，但我能怎麼樣？

738
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:40,291
‎我們明天就走，有一位大客戶要來訪

739
00:39:40,375 --> 00:39:42,666
‎之後我們就會閉店離開

740
00:39:43,166 --> 00:39:44,125
‎著名的…

741
00:39:45,666 --> 00:39:47,708
‎著名的艾斯卡

742
00:39:47,791 --> 00:39:48,958
‎艾斯卡？

743
00:39:49,458 --> 00:39:51,041
‎我也不認識他

744
00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:57,500
‎他的死期已到
‎只有死亡才是真正的救贖

745
00:39:57,583 --> 00:40:03,250
‎從現在開始
‎高潮已到，準備在旁邊看戲吧

746
00:40:37,875 --> 00:40:39,166
‎他是誰？

747
00:40:39,250 --> 00:40:40,250
‎他是艾斯卡

748
00:40:40,333 --> 00:40:41,375
‎天啊！

749
00:40:42,375 --> 00:40:43,291
‎那就是他？

750
00:40:43,791 --> 00:40:45,791
‎那是我們的病患艾斯卡？

751
00:40:46,291 --> 00:40:48,666
‎不，等等…艾斯卡？

752
00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:51,750
‎她有提到他缺乏自信，媽的！

753
00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:53,583
‎等等我

754
00:40:54,416 --> 00:40:57,666
‎真是誘人，讓我想把你吃掉

755
00:40:57,750 --> 00:41:00,416
‎別鬧了，他來到了！

756
00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,416
‎-誰到了？
‎-我們要倒閉了！

757
00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:04,208
‎艾斯卡，戰士艾斯卡

758
00:41:04,291 --> 00:41:06,208
‎預約療程都是騙人的

759
00:41:06,291 --> 00:41:09,166
‎能拿甚麼就拿，我們趕快離開

760
00:41:09,250 --> 00:41:12,250
‎這是他們設的局
‎士兵帶著劍和矛過來了

761
00:41:12,333 --> 00:41:14,541
‎-他們會殺死我們！
‎-聽我說

762
00:41:14,625 --> 00:41:18,666
‎我們來練習一下，你都報憂不報喜

763
00:41:18,750 --> 00:41:21,125
‎別鬧了，他們設局害我們！

764
00:41:21,625 --> 00:41:23,166
‎別再鬧了

765
00:41:23,250 --> 00:41:25,625
‎我操遍所有人，現在還是鬧我？

766
00:41:25,708 --> 00:41:27,666
‎-等等，有了
‎-不要逼我

767
00:41:27,750 --> 00:41:29,625
‎你害死我了，收拾東西，我們要走了

768
00:41:29,708 --> 00:41:32,625
‎-你包包裡有甚麼？
‎-金子之類的

769
00:41:32,708 --> 00:41:35,583
‎等等，我改變主意了，我們不走

770
00:41:35,666 --> 00:41:38,333
‎我是法利渣男，放馬過來啊，等等…

771
00:41:38,875 --> 00:41:42,041
‎就說我們關門了，今天不接客

772
00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:44,125
‎-你會害死我的
‎-才不會

773
00:41:44,208 --> 00:41:46,166
‎不要想太多

774
00:41:46,250 --> 00:41:47,083
‎去你的！

775
00:41:47,166 --> 00:41:48,416
‎-閉上眼睛
‎-不要！

776
00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:49,750
‎-閉上眼睛
‎-不！

777
00:41:54,041 --> 00:41:55,541
‎歡迎，艾斯卡

778
00:41:55,625 --> 00:41:57,708
‎這兩位是庫里莎迪華莎姐妹

779
00:41:57,791 --> 00:41:59,750
‎我跟你提過的現代醫學代表

780
00:41:59,833 --> 00:42:02,875
‎久仰大名，我們之後一定會去找妳們

781
00:42:02,958 --> 00:42:07,416
‎-大夫，你說呢？
‎-有年輕人加入是好事

782
00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:08,958
‎我們繼續吧

783
00:42:09,041 --> 00:42:11,708
‎以最後一章來寫下傳奇

784
00:42:13,375 --> 00:42:15,458
‎艾斯卡指揮官

785
00:42:15,541 --> 00:42:20,208
‎法利渣男聽說過你的症狀
‎他說治不了你

786
00:42:20,833 --> 00:42:24,583
‎他說你應該要把現代的醫學去作診治

787
00:42:24,666 --> 00:42:26,750
‎我不要見到這個廢物

788
00:42:26,833 --> 00:42:28,125
‎可以談談嗎？

789
00:42:28,208 --> 00:42:29,791
‎-帶走他！
‎-指揮官，求求你

790
00:42:29,875 --> 00:42:32,125
‎不要犯下這個錯

791
00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:55,791
‎來自心底的吶喊

792
00:42:55,875 --> 00:42:57,916
‎我們的愛只應天上有

793
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,958
‎我願戴起藍色頭飾

794
00:43:00,041 --> 00:43:00,958
‎求你

795
00:43:01,041 --> 00:43:02,458
‎與我在一起

796
00:43:02,541 --> 00:43:04,541
‎夠了，站直

797
00:43:05,041 --> 00:43:07,250
‎你就是法利渣男吧

798
00:43:07,333 --> 00:43:10,125
‎-是
‎-你一個月賺多少錢？

799
00:43:10,208 --> 00:43:13,875
‎-五千里拉
‎-聽說有一本萬能筆記本，這本嗎？

800
00:43:13,958 --> 00:43:17,375
‎先生，那本筆記本沒有甚麼
‎就我個人的…

801
00:43:17,458 --> 00:43:19,333
‎法利渣男

802
00:43:19,833 --> 00:43:21,500
‎人們說你是治療師

803
00:43:21,583 --> 00:43:24,250
‎你會向別人收取金子

804
00:43:24,333 --> 00:43:28,125
‎請在我們面前示範醫治他人

805
00:43:28,208 --> 00:43:31,666
‎我們會決定是否發出執照
‎或把你的店封掉

806
00:43:31,750 --> 00:43:33,000
‎或者判刑

807
00:43:33,083 --> 00:43:35,291
‎皮達少爺，你覺得呢？

808
00:43:35,375 --> 00:43:37,208
‎挺公道的

809
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,083
‎先生，我認為…

810
00:43:41,583 --> 00:43:43,958
‎治療沒辦法…

811
00:43:44,458 --> 00:43:45,750
‎你想怎麼做？

812
00:43:45,833 --> 00:43:47,750
‎我要把長袍脫掉嗎？

813
00:43:48,250 --> 00:43:49,791
‎還是不要脫吧

814
00:43:50,291 --> 00:43:53,166
‎先生，這些事情…

815
00:43:54,416 --> 00:43:55,625
‎我們要怎麼做？

816
00:43:56,750 --> 00:44:01,041
‎-跟著這張圖來示威
‎-快點，不要惹我生氣

817
00:44:01,125 --> 00:44:02,916
‎先生，我…

818
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,833
‎一般來說，當有人來看診

819
00:44:05,916 --> 00:44:08,541
‎我會問對方有甚麼毛病

820
00:44:08,625 --> 00:44:10,958
‎我要問他嗎？你有甚麼毛病？

821
00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:14,833
‎容易暴怒，胡思亂想

822
00:44:16,083 --> 00:44:19,000
‎這兩個正好都不是我的專長

823
00:44:19,083 --> 00:44:23,125
‎當有人這樣說
‎我都會叫他們找一般的醫生治理

824
00:44:23,208 --> 00:44:27,125
‎去找醫生，找真正的西醫

825
00:44:27,208 --> 00:44:31,125
‎我頂多是另類醫學
‎你該去找一般的醫生

826
00:44:31,625 --> 00:44:32,791
‎我要生氣了

827
00:44:33,291 --> 00:44:35,958
‎艾斯卡先生

828
00:44:36,041 --> 00:44:39,541
‎雖然這是Netflix
‎這我也不能跟你做愛啊

829
00:44:39,625 --> 00:44:41,833
‎我真的不行，在Netflix上也辦不到

830
00:44:41,916 --> 00:44:44,291
‎大夫，你覺得呢？

831
00:44:44,791 --> 00:44:46,875
‎我們要如何評估…

832
00:44:46,958 --> 00:44:48,541
‎艾斯卡，請坐

833
00:44:49,416 --> 00:44:51,958
‎我們要根據他的專長來作出評估

834
00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:56,625
‎好，那就這樣吧

835
00:44:56,708 --> 00:44:59,291
‎你為甚麼不治療艾斯卡？

836
00:44:59,375 --> 00:45:01,500
‎你們一下子衝進來

837
00:45:01,583 --> 00:45:03,166
‎害我都怕了

838
00:45:03,250 --> 00:45:05,875
‎我很害羞的

839
00:45:05,958 --> 00:45:07,708
‎-太害羞了
‎-聽好

840
00:45:07,791 --> 00:45:09,875
‎極度缺乏自信

841
00:45:09,958 --> 00:45:12,125
‎羞怯及內心恐懼

842
00:45:12,208 --> 00:45:15,458
‎他應該要治理這些問題才對

843
00:45:15,541 --> 00:45:18,458
‎-應該要能消除內心的恐懼
‎-不

844
00:45:18,541 --> 00:45:19,458
‎馬拉卡

845
00:45:21,125 --> 00:45:24,875
‎-這樣才對
‎-不要跟著筆記本做

846
00:45:31,708 --> 00:45:32,583
‎不要

847
00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:36,500
‎好

848
00:45:37,041 --> 00:45:39,375
‎消除了，我內心的恐懼消除了

849
00:45:42,250 --> 00:45:43,083
‎不要

850
00:45:43,166 --> 00:45:47,375
‎當天，他就自食其果了

851
00:45:47,458 --> 00:45:48,583
‎我很難過！

852
00:45:48,666 --> 00:45:50,833
‎法利渣男默默屈服

853
00:45:51,333 --> 00:45:53,750
‎經過很長的療程後

854
00:45:53,833 --> 00:45:56,083
‎大家只見過法利渣男一次

855
00:45:56,583 --> 00:45:58,833
‎就是他從兩位女孩手上買藥膏

856
00:45:59,333 --> 00:46:03,541
‎他的遺言至今還能引起全世界共鳴

857
00:46:03,625 --> 00:46:06,708
‎妳們有水製藥膏嗎？

858
00:46:07,208 --> 00:46:08,250
‎-沒有
‎-沒有嗎？

859
00:46:14,250 --> 00:46:15,625
‎要記得

860
00:46:15,708 --> 00:46:20,208
‎一定要相信現代醫學和實證科學

861
00:46:30,791 --> 00:46:35,125
‎（劇終）

862
00:49:04,791 --> 00:49:09,791
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