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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎（《不可以色色》前情提要》

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‎-艾爾曼，去地球結婚生子
‎-好，父親

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‎（國際太空委員會）

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‎-那隻馬戲團猴子呢？
‎-你總是要這樣嗎？

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‎拜託，不要裝作情操高尚了

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‎這個年代的超級英雄是信不過的

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‎但人民就是喜歡他

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‎我要他幾個禮拜的獨家訪問

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‎就這樣

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‎那個男人可是能飛天遁地，伊萊

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‎別傻了

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‎妳太誇張了

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‎我準備出去了

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‎艾爾曼，記得說“為人民服務”

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‎-好
‎-那進去了

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‎進去吧

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‎測試，一、二，首先我想歡迎大家

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‎我期待與大家在地球共存，留在這裡

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‎為市民服務

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‎艾爾曼先生，世界上充斥各種問題
‎例如是石油危機

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‎化石燃料的能量轉變關係爭議

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‎及最近有關臭氧層的問題

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‎非洲的飢荒也是一大問題

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‎再考慮到冷戰的問題

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‎你面對各種挑戰

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‎先優先處理哪一個問題
‎有甚麼計劃和行動？

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‎是

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‎首先，我想在地球安頓下來
‎結婚生子

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‎放屁

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‎地球上有很多好人

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‎我很期待認識和了解他們

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‎因此…

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‎-甚麼鬼？
‎-我想在這裡定居

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‎安靜！

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‎“屎”嗎？

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‎不，是啦

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‎他真幽默，我喜歡

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‎如果他是我妹夫
‎我肯定稱霸全世界了

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‎-仔細聽他說
‎-可以的話，我也會嫁給他

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‎叫他帶我到處飛

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‎不，他是個瘋子
‎我最討厭金髮男了，妳要吧

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‎幹嘛這樣說，他挺可愛的

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‎閉嘴吧

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‎害我都聽不到了，真是的
‎反正他肯定看不上妳們

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‎-找終生伴侶…
‎-我能讓他對我神魂顛倒

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‎-但我就是不喜歡金髮男
‎-…生兒育女

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‎我在找一個能夠和我白頭到老的人

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‎我也在找啊，兄弟
‎有找到的話，麻煩介紹給我認識！

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‎還是我乾脆嫁給他算了

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‎如果可以報名的話

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‎我肯定馬上過去

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‎我會問蒼天

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‎他能否成為我的男人

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‎別在老哥面前要我破口大罵了

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‎我們去邀請他進行獨家訪問吧

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‎-借過
‎-艾爾曼

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‎艾爾曼

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‎-謝謝
‎-謝謝

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‎銅人，你好，我是伊萊庫蘇

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‎我是《昆德奇報》的老闆
‎要一起吃午餐嗎？

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‎我喜歡你對臭氧層的看法

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‎謝謝，萊莉

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‎妳願意嫁給我嗎？

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‎喂，你想都別想

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‎我們已經交往三年

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‎真的嗎？

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‎無恥，這是文明的星球，不是外太空

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‎給我安份一點，不然我就打你一頓

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‎-伊萊
‎-怎樣？

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‎你小心講話，否則我會整死你

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‎-是嗎？有種就來啊
‎-伊萊！

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‎-有種就來
‎-我會把你切成兩半

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‎把你的手指塞到屁股

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‎-拜託，你們不要吵了
‎-真沒禮貌

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‎-艾爾曼
‎-沒事，原諒我吧，萊莉

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‎你給我小心講話，不然我就打死你

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‎-賤種！
‎-哇！

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‎看招

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‎-我要殺了你！
‎-好痛！

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‎世界各地的記者都在場
‎這樣太丟臉了，冷靜點

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‎-無恥之徒，流氓
‎-好了，冷靜點

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‎萊莉，我願意為妳毀天滅地

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‎-妳意下如何？
‎-你應該要感到羞恥

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‎跟他說啊

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‎-我會在報紙上唱衰你
‎-閉嘴！

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‎-喂…
‎-他可是超級英雄，你找死嗎？

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‎你是哪來的自信？

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‎-艾爾曼
‎-好了

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‎-艾爾曼，凱班水壩
‎-看不到我們在吵架嗎？

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‎待會再去解決就好，是吧？

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‎艾爾曼，你應該要感到羞恥
‎太可恥了！

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‎艾爾曼

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‎-他們是戀人嗎？
‎-我怎麼知道？

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‎（凱班水壩問題解決
‎瞬間修復完成）

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‎做得好，你阻止了一場大災難

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‎-費萊姆，薯條是我們的
‎-謝謝

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‎-慢用
‎-謝謝

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‎（艾爾曼讓人讚嘆不已）

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‎艾爾曼讓人讚嘆不已

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‎艾爾曼修復水壩

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‎《昆德奇報》

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‎艾爾曼把水壩的水喝光，一滴不剩

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‎那些王八蛋！

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‎艾爾曼，你…怎麼這麼能吃？

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‎我每天要吃三萬卡路里

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‎天啊，你這樣會吃到破產吧

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‎我寫了一封信到內政部
‎他們同意資助你

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‎你有留宿的地方嗎？

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‎我要回去母星
‎和爸爸說我要跟萊莉結婚

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‎你真的這麼決定？

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‎艾爾曼，緣份由天註定
‎不要太著急

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‎我愛她

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‎況且，我看了幾個地方
‎已經找到一個好地方留宿

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‎在哪裡？

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‎於斯屈達爾的史勒則那裡
‎有一座石建築

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‎-就在伊斯坦堡海峽中間
‎-那裡是少女塔

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‎-不好嗎？
‎-也不是

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‎事實上，那裡挺好的

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‎-你和萊莉打算住在那裡？
‎-是

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‎所以你想帶一個小姑娘遠走高飛？

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‎帶一個小姑娘遠走高飛？

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‎-希望如此
‎-乾杯

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‎萊莉！

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‎妳讓世界變得美好

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‎親愛的萊莉！

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‎死怪胎！

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‎別在那邊大吼大叫，混蛋！

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‎閉嘴！

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‎給我滾！

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‎我愛她！

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‎萊莉，我愛妳，萊莉

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‎等我，我愛妳！

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‎如果我要和他共處一室

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‎我肯定會把妳和他一起殺了

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‎你怎可以這麼膚淺？

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‎這是關乎全世界的利益

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‎我怎麼知道艾爾曼會愛上我呢？

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‎是嗎？

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‎難道妳沒有在提問時
‎故意向他打情罵俏？

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‎-你真噁心，我不想看到你
‎-不要走

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‎我只是吃醋，請原諒我
‎不要走，萊莉

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‎請妳明白我

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‎我的情敵可是一個滿身肌肉
‎穿著斗篷和緊身衣的男人

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‎我的自尊心可是嚴重受創

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‎我很想當妳心目中的英雄

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‎人家滿身肌肉
‎身穿斗篷和緊身衣又關你屁事？

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‎別傻了，這還要問嗎？

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‎我沒想到你這麼愚昧無知

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‎他可是個穿緊身衣的肌肉壯男

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‎你被潛意識影響到了，伊萊

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‎你從來沒問過
‎我對艾爾曼有甚麼感覺

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‎是嗎？

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‎那說吧

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‎妳愛他嗎？

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‎我愛

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‎我愛他，伊萊

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‎胡說！

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‎妳騙人

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‎爸爸，我回來了，你好嗎？

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‎地球那邊有傳言說
‎你已經交到朋友了

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‎是的，爸爸，我已經找到伴侶了

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‎萊莉

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‎天啊！

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‎兒子，那個女生不適合你的

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‎-為甚麼？
‎-她可是一個記者

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‎她沒興趣結婚生子，不適合我們

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‎但我對她一見鍾情

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‎議會寄了文件給我

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‎去他的議會！

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‎天啊，我們面對面講清楚

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‎-太過份了，爸爸！
‎-怎樣？

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‎-怎樣？
‎-嗯？

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‎真是的

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‎真是的

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‎好，去那邊吧

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‎艾爾曼，兒子
‎這個叫萊莉的女孩子不適合你

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‎你控制不了她
‎她也不會被你的力量迷倒

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‎她是一個女強人，有自己的事業
‎而且議會說…

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‎-去他的議會，他們怎麼說？
‎-他們為你在地球找到一個伴侶

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‎她

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‎桑古兒巴德治

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‎你要和她交配

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‎爸爸，你聽好

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‎你再敢惹我生氣
‎我就一拳打到地核裡

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‎況且，桑古兒已經對你有意思了

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‎我會問蒼天，他能否成為我的男人

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‎不，不行！

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‎既然她已經問過蒼天
‎我們也無能為力

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‎這是議會的最終決定

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‎忘記萊莉吧

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‎你要迎娶桑古兒

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‎他們這些低下階層會崇拜你

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‎聽好了，艾爾曼，兒子

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‎我們需要那樣的人

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‎而我就要服從這種落後的思想？

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‎迎娶她吧，艾爾曼，否則…

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‎否則怎樣？

199
00:10:39,291 --> 00:10:41,583
‎否則我們的星球會化為黑洞

200
00:10:41,666 --> 00:10:44,250
‎屁啦，不可能，你肯定是胡扯！

201
00:10:44,333 --> 00:10:46,958
‎你必須迎娶桑古兒

202
00:10:47,041 --> 00:10:48,250
‎好

203
00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:50,583
‎我就迎娶桑古兒

204
00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:54,791
‎但由現在開始
‎我不再是你的兒子艾爾曼

205
00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:58,208
‎我只是一個飛在空中的斗篷

206
00:10:58,291 --> 00:10:59,250
‎聽到沒？

207
00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:01,625
‎這是議會的決定

208
00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:07,333
‎只能祝他們幸福了

209
00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:09,833
‎作為家庭，我們有自己的價值觀

210
00:11:09,916 --> 00:11:12,166
‎我妹夫也一樣

211
00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:14,875
‎畢竟他是全球知名的超人

212
00:11:15,625 --> 00:11:17,791
‎此事與大家無關，好嗎？

213
00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:19,541
‎我們只是平凡人

214
00:11:19,625 --> 00:11:22,416
‎我們不會見利忘義，就這樣

215
00:11:23,125 --> 00:11:24,875
‎大家都說你們是中大獎了

216
00:11:24,958 --> 00:11:28,041
‎拜託，別開玩笑了
‎這是我努力爭取得來的

217
00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:30,750
‎我也會為他做飯，好嗎？

218
00:11:30,833 --> 00:11:32,375
‎我們有從中取得好處嗎？

219
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:35,375
‎是有，那是無庸置疑的

220
00:11:35,458 --> 00:11:40,208
‎我不管他是不是超人
‎我成為他妻子後，我就是超人太太

221
00:11:40,291 --> 00:11:41,250
‎真是的

222
00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:44,916
‎我不會因此心存感激
‎我不會在乎其他人怎麼說

223
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,041
‎所以這不是童話般的婚姻？

224
00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:50,333
‎這段可不是童話般的婚姻，好嗎？

225
00:11:50,416 --> 00:11:53,416
‎別拍了，給我關掉，快叫他們停下來

226
00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,750
‎好了，我們談夠了

227
00:11:58,833 --> 00:12:00,250
‎他來了！

228
00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:02,416
‎快拍下來，不要錯過

229
00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:19,000
‎妹夫，不必這麼厚禮

230
00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:24,458
‎請先進去

231
00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:27,375
‎我們進去吧，妳靠太近了

232
00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:28,750
‎-你先
‎-請

233
00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:29,750
‎-你先
‎-請

234
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,458
‎-你先吧
‎-好

235
00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:36,041
‎超人剛抱著訂婚之羊著陸

236
00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:38,291
‎是的，我和團隊就在現在

237
00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:39,750
‎為大家直擊報導

238
00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:43,083
‎（新聞之家）

239
00:12:43,166 --> 00:12:44,500
‎白癡

240
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,041
‎你看甚麼看？

241
00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:46,000
‎你總是穿著緊身衣，肯定很臭了

242
00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:48,750
‎你不打算洗澡嗎？

243
00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:50,416
‎這段婚姻肯定會很煎熬了

244
00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:53,208
‎我一拳就可以把這棟房子拆了

245
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,291
‎最好是，你沒資格拆房子

246
00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:56,208
‎滾去睡覺

247
00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:58,000
‎艾爾曼！

248
00:13:59,541 --> 00:14:00,583
‎艾爾曼！

249
00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:02,208
‎艾爾曼！

250
00:14:02,291 --> 00:14:04,000
‎甚麼鬼？趕緊去看

251
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:11,333
‎怎麼了？

252
00:14:11,416 --> 00:14:14,208
‎艾爾曼，有銀行被搶了

253
00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:15,791
‎我們正準備睡覺

254
00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:21,625
‎-先生，他去不了
‎-抱歉，夫人

255
00:14:21,708 --> 00:14:23,916
‎知道現在幾點嗎？明天再來吧

256
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000
‎真是丟人現眼，趕緊進來！

257
00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:34,458
‎桑古兒，妳可以隨和溫柔一點嗎？

258
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,375
‎我力大無窮，我怕我忍不住

259
00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:39,666
‎你愛怎樣就怎樣，是吧？

260
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:42,458
‎你隨心所欲，真愉快！

261
00:14:42,958 --> 00:14:46,958
‎不是妳向蒼天祈求要我嗎？
‎隨和溫柔一點不行嗎？

262
00:14:47,041 --> 00:14:49,166
‎是我笨，我真希望自己沒有這樣說過

263
00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:52,208
‎你明天去找我哥談吧，現在滾！

264
00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:54,041
‎不要踩我的斗篷

265
00:14:54,666 --> 00:14:56,291
‎斗篷，好棒棒！

266
00:14:58,083 --> 00:14:58,916
‎爛人！

267
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:05,916
‎妹夫，怎麼悶悶不樂？

268
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,000
‎沒事

269
00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:09,750
‎來，抽一根吧

270
00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:17,166
‎我要從這裡走到希斯哈

271
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,041
‎再到烏卡邦，最後到哈爾比耶

272
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:22,625
‎長路漫漫

273
00:15:23,666 --> 00:15:24,583
‎不如這樣

274
00:15:24,666 --> 00:15:27,291
‎你直接帶我飛到哈爾比耶吧？

275
00:15:28,291 --> 00:15:29,708
‎不行，我有事要忙

276
00:15:31,291 --> 00:15:36,041
‎我也有事要忙啊
‎但我有賺錢養家，而你沒有

277
00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:41,833
‎我可以直接用手插穿你的心臟

278
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:45,625
‎關我屁事，我們只是在講事實

279
00:15:45,708 --> 00:15:48,041
‎你一下子就這麼暴力

280
00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:50,541
‎怎麼了？

281
00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:52,250
‎沒事，他又在炫耀超能力

282
00:15:52,833 --> 00:15:55,083
‎丟進垃圾桶，還看甚麼？拿著

283
00:15:55,791 --> 00:15:58,625
‎桑古兒，我昨天想過了

284
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,583
‎我不想把生活變成監獄

285
00:16:01,666 --> 00:16:03,625
‎換套衣服吧，我帶妳去飛

286
00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:04,916
‎不要

287
00:16:06,125 --> 00:16:07,333
‎請妳給我一次機會

288
00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:08,708
‎我真心想討好妳

289
00:16:09,291 --> 00:16:10,125
‎來吧

290
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:15,625
‎那是甚麼鬼？

291
00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:18,833
‎我的裙子都被吹起了，艾爾曼

292
00:16:18,916 --> 00:16:20,166
‎艾爾曼！

293
00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:23,291
‎-艾爾曼，太…
‎-沒事，不用怕

294
00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:24,916
‎沒事的

295
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:25,916
‎我要昏倒了

296
00:16:26,541 --> 00:16:28,958
‎-放鬆…
‎-去你的

297
00:16:29,041 --> 00:16:31,875
‎去你的，艾爾曼！

298
00:16:33,916 --> 00:16:35,583
‎艾爾曼，我求你了

299
00:16:35,666 --> 00:16:37,375
‎-妳冷嗎？
‎-我很冷

300
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:39,375
‎幫我披上這個吧

301
00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:45,250
‎死豬頭！

302
00:16:46,958 --> 00:16:49,166
‎好了…

303
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:51,125
‎-到薩拉基里奧角了
‎-我要吐了

304
00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:53,041
‎-把我放下！
‎-我們到了，妳看！

305
00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:54,208
‎艾爾曼

306
00:16:54,291 --> 00:16:57,250
‎夠了，放開我，我不太舒服

307
00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:59,583
‎-大家好
‎-超人艾爾曼

308
00:16:59,666 --> 00:17:01,916
‎-你們好
‎-他們肯定會圍著你

309
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:02,916
‎沒事的

310
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,875
‎你們好，要吃棉花糖嗎？

311
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,250
‎-妳好，桑古兒夫人
‎-你們好

312
00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:11,750
‎我永遠也不會明白這種好奇心

313
00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:13,458
‎我的臉都凍僵了

314
00:17:13,541 --> 00:17:15,166
‎-麻煩要兩杯茶
‎-歡迎兩位

315
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:17,083
‎-要多少錢？
‎-我不會收妳的錢

316
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:21,250
‎你當然會向我收錢
‎這個豬頭連口袋都沒有，哪來錢

317
00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:25,333
‎親愛的桑古兒

318
00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:29,250
‎艾爾曼，蛋蛋要放中間
‎不然會起疹子

319
00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:31,750
‎別到處張望了

320
00:17:32,666 --> 00:17:34,625
‎-要吃棉花糖嗎？
‎-不要

321
00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:36,458
‎我剛才在上面已經想吐了

322
00:17:36,541 --> 00:17:39,125
‎棉花糖只會讓我更加不適

323
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:41,750
‎-茶來了
‎-謝謝

324
00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:42,916
‎慢用

325
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,208
‎你的吃相多難看

326
00:17:50,708 --> 00:17:51,541
‎要吸收卡路里

327
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:56,250
‎伊斯坦堡是個不錯的地方，是吧？

328
00:17:56,875 --> 00:18:00,291
‎有甚麼好？到處都是人，爛透了

329
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:03,708
‎妳真的總是這樣嗎？

330
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,083
‎你給臉色我看，我就以牙還牙

331
00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:15,583
‎好，那妳為甚麼要選我？

332
00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:20,666
‎我一心想炫耀
‎但現在要為那個錯誤付上代價了

333
00:18:22,541 --> 00:18:24,000
‎我可以坐妳旁邊，抱著妳嗎？

334
00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:26,041
‎終於有點誠意了

335
00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:28,291
‎謝天謝地，真是太好了

336
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:29,875
‎有流星

337
00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:34,375
‎對了，快追上那玩意吧

338
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,750
‎為甚麼要違背上帝的旨意
‎由它掉下來啊！

339
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:41,666
‎愛管閒事

340
00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:42,875
‎桑古兒！

341
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,541
‎艾爾曼

342
00:18:50,541 --> 00:18:51,375
‎吃吧

343
00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:53,541
‎謝謝

344
00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:55,166
‎是我煮的，不是她

345
00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:57,958
‎材料是我買的

346
00:18:58,041 --> 00:18:59,333
‎她煮的

347
00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:01,041
‎我們享用

348
00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:02,791
‎要是有更多食物就好了

349
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,583
‎但要怎樣才有更多食物？

350
00:19:06,791 --> 00:19:11,166
‎-你有話要說嗎？
‎-哥，我求你了

351
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,250
‎不要惹事生非，你答應過我的

352
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:16,750
‎有甚麼問題？就讓他說吧，沒關係

353
00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:20,250
‎妹夫，你有能力

354
00:19:21,166 --> 00:19:23,750
‎飛往任何地方

355
00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:26,708
‎你是世人的寵兒

356
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:31,125
‎但他們不是有安排地方給你住嗎？

357
00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:34,625
‎我們的政府、中情局或聯合國之類

358
00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:36,333
‎我沒有提出過這種要求

359
00:19:36,416 --> 00:19:40,666
‎妹夫，全世界都靠你了

360
00:19:41,666 --> 00:19:43,083
‎你有超能力嘛

361
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,041
‎但起碼讓你的家人…

362
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:48,500
‎我發誓我不期望要甚麼

363
00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:52,125
‎但你和桑古兒
‎應該搬到城堡之類的地方吧

364
00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:54,416
‎應該要有些好處才對

365
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,000
‎不，老哥…

366
00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:58,958
‎雖然與我無關，但是啊

367
00:19:59,541 --> 00:20:02,958
‎你救人之後，政府方面

368
00:20:03,041 --> 00:20:04,958
‎不是應該付錢給你作為回報嗎？

369
00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:06,125
‎我就是這個意思

370
00:20:06,208 --> 00:20:10,333
‎那誰要告訴他們？
‎難道他去嗎？他會去講嗎？

371
00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:14,458
‎我來地球成為超級英雄時
‎我一心想成家立室

372
00:20:14,541 --> 00:20:17,000
‎太扯了，你打算以甚麼維生？

373
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,125
‎你追捕各種犯人

374
00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:20,666
‎不求任何回報

375
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:24,125
‎上個禮拜，凱班水壩事件都上報紙了

376
00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:26,375
‎-我們能有甚麼回報？
‎-妹妹

377
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,375
‎前幾天，耶尼卡普有列車出軌

378
00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:32,416
‎他一下子就把車拉回正軌

379
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:35,125
‎-我只是路過
‎-所以？關我屁事？

380
00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:37,916
‎好了，先等等…

381
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,083
‎即使是公雞也會為母雞挑出穀粒

382
00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:44,166
‎老天爺啊，我們做錯了甚麼？

383
00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:47,583
‎老兄，這是不行的

384
00:20:47,666 --> 00:20:51,666
‎-你總要做點事情
‎-奧漢，我力大無窮

385
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,416
‎我出手打你
‎我能把你打到飛向那道牆

386
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:59,000
‎是，但那沒有意義啊
‎她們要的是食物

387
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:02,500
‎她們只希望你能夠養家

388
00:21:03,166 --> 00:21:07,375
‎去你的，你只會吃，不會做事

389
00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:10,500
‎還把我媽送的嫁妝毀掉了

390
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,958
‎我們到底做錯了甚麼？

391
00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:16,166
‎議會把我搞慘了

392
00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:19,000
‎他們說你們這些人
‎會崇拜我的力量，會崇拜我

393
00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:21,583
‎沒有好處，談何力量

394
00:21:21,666 --> 00:21:25,291
‎-我幹嘛要崇拜力量？
‎-奧漢，我可以把你的手臂扯下

395
00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:27,458
‎是，但那不是重點

396
00:21:27,541 --> 00:21:29,208
‎給我滾！滾！

397
00:21:29,291 --> 00:21:31,541
‎-妳是不是想惹我？
‎-喂…

398
00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:34,916
‎可恥，枉大家以為你是好人
‎居然想對我妹妹出手？

399
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,750
‎-我不是普通人，我是超人
‎-夠了！

400
00:21:37,833 --> 00:21:39,166
‎-好
‎-我是超人

401
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:41,583
‎-救命啊
‎-我是超人！

402
00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:45,125
‎真是去你的

403
00:21:45,916 --> 00:21:47,500
‎居然搞成這樣子

404
00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:49,958
‎我得去吸塵了

405
00:21:50,041 --> 00:21:52,250
‎就只會吃！

406
00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:55,958
‎你把我害慘了，爸爸！

407
00:21:56,041 --> 00:21:57,958
‎議會，你們也把我害憎了

408
00:21:58,041 --> 00:21:59,875
‎我到底娶了甚麼人？

409
00:22:00,916 --> 00:22:02,166
‎我到底娶了甚麼人？

410
00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:08,500
‎你極力滿足每一個人
‎天啊，你到底對我有甚麼不滿

411
00:22:17,416 --> 00:22:18,416
‎艾爾曼

412
00:22:21,166 --> 00:22:22,208
‎歡迎

413
00:22:22,291 --> 00:22:24,291
‎-找艾塔奇局長？請
‎-是

414
00:22:26,541 --> 00:22:28,458
‎艾爾曼，你好像很難過

415
00:22:29,666 --> 00:22:33,500
‎-我身負的重任難以承受
‎-地球上的麻煩數之不盡，艾爾曼

416
00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:38,166
‎我有要事想跟你談，我們邊喝邊談吧

417
00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:43,833
‎-艾爾曼，你要喝水，是吧？
‎-是

418
00:22:47,375 --> 00:22:48,375
‎埃爾代克？

419
00:22:49,625 --> 00:22:51,000
‎是，艾爾曼

420
00:22:51,083 --> 00:22:52,125
‎埃爾代克

421
00:22:52,666 --> 00:22:56,125
‎它與大陸分離，正往伊斯坦堡漂來

422
00:22:57,333 --> 00:23:00,208
‎那夏天去度假的人呢？

423
00:23:00,708 --> 00:23:03,541
‎都在上面，但我們最擔心的

424
00:23:04,291 --> 00:23:05,208
‎是造成海嘯

425
00:23:07,166 --> 00:23:09,375
‎那我要做的事…

426
00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:15,208
‎到卡爾塔爾海岸，把埃爾代克拉住

427
00:23:16,208 --> 00:23:20,375
‎根據我從海洋局收到的資料

428
00:23:20,458 --> 00:23:21,791
‎我們只有半個小時

429
00:23:23,375 --> 00:23:26,500
‎-薩輝，來一點薄脆酥皮
‎-好的

430
00:23:27,708 --> 00:23:29,916
‎艾爾曼

431
00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:34,416
‎你和老婆相處得如何？

432
00:23:35,833 --> 00:23:40,375
‎我們沒想清楚就結婚

433
00:23:40,458 --> 00:23:41,583
‎相處得不太好

434
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,791
‎換我是你，我會表明立場，轉身離開

435
00:23:49,333 --> 00:23:51,250
‎我可是擁有神力

436
00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:57,291
‎艾爾曼，我離過兩次婚

437
00:23:58,083 --> 00:24:00,375
‎我兩次都直接拿上披風離開

438
00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:03,875
‎是的，拖太久也不好

439
00:24:03,958 --> 00:24:04,875
‎乾杯

440
00:24:13,166 --> 00:24:15,291
‎我現在出發的話，應該五分鐘就會到

441
00:24:15,791 --> 00:24:17,500
‎-喝完再去吧
‎-好

442
00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:21,666
‎埃爾代克半島漂離大陸後

443
00:24:21,750 --> 00:24:24,250
‎正高速飄至伊斯坦堡

444
00:24:24,750 --> 00:24:27,333
‎巨大的海浪將會造成人命傷亡

445
00:24:27,416 --> 00:24:30,083
‎埃爾代克的人民正等待救援

446
00:24:30,583 --> 00:24:33,250
‎目前仍未見艾爾曼的影蹤

447
00:24:34,958 --> 00:24:37,625
‎-不好意思，借過
‎-沒事

448
00:24:37,708 --> 00:24:39,791
‎艾爾曼，海嘯即將來襲

449
00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:41,791
‎你還在等甚麼？

450
00:24:41,875 --> 00:24:43,708
‎妳知道萊莉在哪裡嗎？

451
00:24:43,791 --> 00:24:45,625
‎-萊莉呢？
‎-他瘋了

452
00:24:45,708 --> 00:24:47,083
‎-萊莉呢？
‎-跟我來吧

453
00:24:47,166 --> 00:24:48,291
‎-不要亂說…
‎-好

454
00:24:48,375 --> 00:24:50,291
‎-我很醉
‎-好了

455
00:24:50,375 --> 00:24:51,416
‎萊莉

456
00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:52,500
‎萊莉！

457
00:24:52,583 --> 00:24:53,958
‎艾爾曼，我在這裡

458
00:24:54,708 --> 00:24:57,125
‎萊莉，他們把我害慘了

459
00:24:57,208 --> 00:25:00,333
‎伊斯坦堡的每個人都在盼望你的打救

460
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:03,000
‎否則整個埃爾代克要撞過來了

461
00:25:03,083 --> 00:25:04,500
‎我愛妳，萊莉

462
00:25:05,333 --> 00:25:06,375
‎萊莉，到我後面

463
00:25:06,458 --> 00:25:07,958
‎把槍放下！

464
00:25:08,041 --> 00:25:09,541
‎等等，沒關係

465
00:25:09,625 --> 00:25:11,083
‎有種就開槍啊

466
00:25:11,166 --> 00:25:12,583
‎伊萊，埃爾代克！

467
00:25:12,666 --> 00:25:15,416
‎埃爾代克、阿弗撒島、徹納爾哲克
‎都不關我的事

468
00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:17,750
‎妳不愛我，我就要妳陪葬

469
00:25:17,833 --> 00:25:19,541
‎開槍啊，有種就開槍

470
00:25:19,625 --> 00:25:20,541
‎艾爾曼！

471
00:25:20,625 --> 00:25:21,666
‎-開槍
‎-艾爾曼！

472
00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:25,541
‎拜託了，別胡鬧了，快拯救地球

473
00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:26,875
‎妹夫，快點吧

474
00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:29,791
‎地球不用我拯救
‎現在只是埃爾代克有麻煩

475
00:25:29,875 --> 00:25:32,166
‎新聞就將會有海嘯，我求你了

476
00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:34,291
‎我們只有一間房子
‎趕快去擺平事件吧

477
00:25:34,375 --> 00:25:35,458
‎萊莉，給我過來

478
00:25:36,166 --> 00:25:37,250
‎萊莉，來我身邊

479
00:25:37,333 --> 00:25:38,791
‎請你閉嘴，萊莉過來

480
00:25:38,875 --> 00:25:41,208
‎艾爾曼，你不要鬧了，拜託

481
00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:44,333
‎妳早就把他逼瘋了，還說甚麼？

482
00:25:44,416 --> 00:25:46,166
‎艾爾曼，你想怎麼樣？

483
00:25:46,250 --> 00:25:50,208
‎我一開始來到的時候
‎不是說要把這裡夷為平地嗎？

484
00:25:50,708 --> 00:25:51,791
‎-是的，艾爾曼
‎-對

485
00:25:51,875 --> 00:25:55,458
‎我夠受這個地球了
‎妳願意陪我到氪星嗎？

486
00:25:56,041 --> 00:25:58,125
‎甚麼？你老婆在這邊，好嗎？

487
00:25:58,208 --> 00:26:00,083
‎你在胡扯甚麼？

488
00:26:00,166 --> 00:26:02,916
‎她會向你提告，讓你一貧如洗

489
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,666
‎-老哥
‎-你想都別想

490
00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:07,083
‎我又不是這個星球的居民，媽的

491
00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:08,333
‎鋼鐵人，給我聽好

492
00:26:08,416 --> 00:26:11,333
‎既然你不是這個星球的居民
‎那你就滾蛋回家吧

493
00:26:11,833 --> 00:26:12,833
‎不要！

494
00:26:14,916 --> 00:26:17,416
‎繼續啊，就這樣嗎？看招

495
00:26:18,750 --> 00:26:20,833
‎是你強迫我的

496
00:26:21,416 --> 00:26:23,583
‎他強迫我動手的

497
00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:26,041
‎但那不是重點

498
00:26:26,125 --> 00:26:29,000
‎對，他們滾蛋吧

499
00:26:29,083 --> 00:26:30,625
‎我真不該相信你

500
00:26:30,708 --> 00:26:32,333
‎請前往避難

501
00:26:32,416 --> 00:26:34,916
‎好，他們該走了，去避離吧

502
00:26:35,458 --> 00:26:36,375
‎艾爾曼

503
00:26:37,791 --> 00:26:39,958
‎不用擔心，你做你要做的事情吧

504
00:26:40,041 --> 00:26:44,708
‎我要做甚麼？
‎我要取悅在場所有人嗎？

505
00:26:45,291 --> 00:26:47,041
‎城市陷於危難之中了

506
00:26:47,125 --> 00:26:49,041
‎經常有詩詞歌賦

507
00:26:49,125 --> 00:26:52,583
‎提到要要燒燬城市，把世界夷為平地

508
00:26:52,666 --> 00:26:54,125
‎我們現在就懷著一樣的心情

509
00:26:54,833 --> 00:26:57,291
‎突然間，現實變成了重擔

510
00:26:57,791 --> 00:26:59,708
‎但我願意跟你走，艾爾曼

511
00:26:59,791 --> 00:27:01,291
‎我不想死在這裡

512
00:27:01,791 --> 00:27:02,916
‎臭三八！

513
00:27:03,458 --> 00:27:04,791
‎請前往避難

514
00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:06,666
‎妳怕高嗎？

515
00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:07,666
‎不會

516
00:27:12,125 --> 00:27:13,750
‎快走啊，反正飛天沒有多好

517
00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:17,583
‎我也試過飛天啊
‎真希望妳在上面拉褲子！

518
00:27:17,666 --> 00:27:19,083
‎-阿門，希望如此
‎-夠了

519
00:27:19,166 --> 00:27:21,333
‎-小姐，走吧
‎-你把我們家搞慘了！

520
00:27:21,416 --> 00:27:22,666
‎-去避難吧
‎-混蛋！

521
00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:25,291
‎-前往避難所吧，這裡還有人嗎？
‎-先生，去吧

522
00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:47,666
‎到了

523
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:49,666
‎我們的家園

524
00:27:53,458 --> 00:27:54,750
‎小姑娘，歡迎妳

525
00:27:55,541 --> 00:27:56,958
‎謝謝，卡迪姆查

526
00:27:57,041 --> 00:27:59,875
‎別再提議會的事來惹我生氣

527
00:28:01,250 --> 00:28:02,750
‎所以大家都死了嗎？

528
00:28:05,458 --> 00:28:09,250
‎今天沒有任何新聞
‎應該是沒有人倖存了

529
00:28:10,041 --> 00:28:13,208
‎值得嗎？難道沒有其他方法嗎？

530
00:28:13,291 --> 00:28:16,708
‎我可以回去地球
‎圍繞地球逆時針飛行，把時間倒流

531
00:28:17,208 --> 00:28:19,375
‎如果他們不用死就最好了

532
00:28:19,458 --> 00:28:22,375
‎好，我去讓地球恢復正常吧

533
00:28:22,458 --> 00:28:23,541
‎請坐

534
00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:32,208
‎-我五分鐘內就能射
‎-呃…

535
00:28:32,291 --> 00:28:35,125
‎不，我是說我五分鐘內回來

536
00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:39,625
‎艾爾曼

537
00:28:50,166 --> 00:28:51,708
‎艾爾曼

538
00:29:01,250 --> 00:29:04,125
‎-你好嗎？
‎-就正正常常的埃爾代克

539
00:29:04,208 --> 00:29:05,208
‎好極了

540
00:29:05,291 --> 00:29:08,166
‎我們要好好保護埃爾代克

541
00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:13,416
‎-請問哪裡有短褲賣？
‎-到處都有

542
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:28,958
‎艾爾曼！

543
00:29:29,583 --> 00:29:32,541
‎我從埃爾代克回來了，一切安好

544
00:29:32,625 --> 00:29:34,916
‎我看你已經迎接夏日了呢

545
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,583
‎我不再當超人了

546
00:29:37,083 --> 00:29:39,708
‎當一個男人就夠了，妳覺得如何？

547
00:29:40,875 --> 00:29:42,916
‎-親愛的…
‎-親愛的

548
00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:46,875
‎埃爾代克有些不錯的地方

549
00:29:46,958 --> 00:29:48,458
‎我們應該把那裡買下來

550
00:29:48,541 --> 00:29:50,833
‎雖然這個星球都屬於我們的

551
00:29:50,916 --> 00:29:54,125
‎我有時候會把這個提起來
‎妳肯定會喜歡

552
00:29:54,208 --> 00:29:59,916
‎（劇終）

553
00:30:01,083 --> 00:30:02,250
‎（爛電影）

554
00:30:02,333 --> 00:30:04,833
‎（爛到爆）

555
00:30:20,666 --> 00:30:21,500
‎喂

556
00:30:21,583 --> 00:30:23,083
‎喂，你好嗎？

557
00:30:23,583 --> 00:30:27,208
‎你有看到報紙嗎？
‎《艾爾曼》被說爛爆了

558
00:30:27,291 --> 00:30:30,208
‎安納托力亞那裡
‎完全沒有觀眾進場去看

559
00:30:30,291 --> 00:30:33,333
‎-埃爾代克呢？
‎-更慘，我們惹人非議了

560
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:37,750
‎真可惜，我們花了那麼多錢去製作

561
00:30:38,708 --> 00:30:41,000
‎我要去辦公室了，待會再聊

562
00:30:41,083 --> 00:30:43,916
‎老朋友，你告訴我，這樣值得嗎？

563
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,833
‎是的，確實不值得

564
00:30:47,708 --> 00:30:51,916
‎-拍電影就是不值得的事情
‎-好吧，我去辦公室了

565
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,666
‎親愛的藍盒

566
00:31:04,750 --> 00:31:06,875
‎不是你的錯

567
00:31:07,708 --> 00:31:09,333
‎怎麼會變成這樣子？

568
00:31:09,916 --> 00:31:11,541
‎你滿意自己的成果嗎？

569
00:31:12,291 --> 00:31:15,708
‎努力工作，流著血汗和淚水

570
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:18,208
‎一年又一年

571
00:31:18,708 --> 00:31:20,083
‎最後呢？

572
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,208
‎這就是命運

573
00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:26,000
‎艾桑庫尼爾

574
00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:29,708
‎一直想成為電影明星

575
00:31:30,208 --> 00:31:31,416
‎沒錯，是實現了

576
00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:32,583
‎（阿里夫伊舒克）

577
00:31:32,666 --> 00:31:35,625
‎我放手一試，只想實現夢想

578
00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:39,291
‎你想揮劍，我就拍揮劍

579
00:31:40,291 --> 00:31:44,250
‎在電影中談情說愛，報仇雪恨

580
00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:46,791
‎我是一個殺手，又是一個英雄

581
00:31:47,458 --> 00:31:51,583
‎我即使被開過幾槍也不會死
‎作為觀眾的你們也不會死

582
00:31:53,208 --> 00:31:56,583
‎你們想出手打人，我就出手打人

583
00:31:57,208 --> 00:31:59,166
‎你想和那些女人做愛

584
00:31:59,708 --> 00:32:02,041
‎我艾桑就和她們做愛

585
00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:05,291
‎我也真的和她們做愛了

586
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,416
‎人類登月13年了

587
00:32:09,041 --> 00:32:11,208
‎但我已經到達另一個宇宙

588
00:32:11,291 --> 00:32:12,791
‎讓觀眾能眼界大開

589
00:32:13,416 --> 00:32:15,208
‎這也不是我的錯

590
00:32:15,750 --> 00:32:19,750
‎我為自己做過甚麼？我的名聲呢？

591
00:32:20,333 --> 00:32:23,125
‎其實我的真名

592
00:32:23,208 --> 00:32:24,958
‎是傑米查塔拉卡

593
00:32:26,833 --> 00:32:28,041
‎艾桑先生

594
00:32:29,708 --> 00:32:31,166
‎艾桑已經不在了

595
00:32:49,958 --> 00:32:54,791
‎-我想換回原本的名字
‎-為甚麼？怎麼突然這樣說？

596
00:32:54,875 --> 00:32:56,916
‎我要和中國佬拍電影

597
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,208
‎《太深，拔出）

598
00:32:58,708 --> 00:33:01,875
‎傑米，我們還是不要浪費錢了

599
00:33:02,750 --> 00:33:06,083
‎過程是美滿的，但現在都結束了

600
00:33:06,166 --> 00:33:11,291
‎-你不是很想電影裡有性愛情節嗎？
‎-會計部的蘇哈打過來

601
00:33:11,375 --> 00:33:14,416
‎我們的銀行戶口負擔不起了

602
00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:18,916
‎夠了，我要搬回去
‎克納樂島和媽媽一起住

603
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:23,250
‎-你媽不是死了嗎？
‎-所以呢？我就順口說出來了

604
00:33:23,750 --> 00:33:27,958
‎我想在死前穿上泳褲，在碼頭曬太陽

605
00:33:28,041 --> 00:33:30,125
‎-和費頓一起？
‎-對，和他一起

606
00:33:30,625 --> 00:33:33,416
‎費頓精力充沛，怎麼會陪你耍廢？

607
00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:37,875
‎我把東西都收拾好了
‎剩下的你隨便拿去吧

608
00:33:42,625 --> 00:33:43,458
‎邁米

609
00:33:45,958 --> 00:33:47,041
‎我們來抱一個吧

610
00:33:53,041 --> 00:33:55,875
‎-你的老二碰到我了
‎-我很孤單，邁米

611
00:33:56,375 --> 00:33:58,291
‎好，但老二不要碰到我

612
00:34:13,916 --> 00:34:14,916
‎費麗德

613
00:34:16,291 --> 00:34:17,625
‎艾桑？

614
00:34:19,750 --> 00:34:22,333
‎-你好嗎？
‎-他們說妳在綵排

615
00:34:22,416 --> 00:34:24,875
‎是，我們在休息

616
00:34:25,375 --> 00:34:29,208
‎-你好嗎？
‎-不太好，應該要關門大吉了

617
00:34:30,125 --> 00:34:34,916
‎-艾桑，你上一部電影很搞笑
‎-我也希望能跟妳一起笑

618
00:34:35,708 --> 00:34:36,541
‎要去散步嗎？

619
00:34:39,333 --> 00:34:41,250
‎你應該要前衛一點

620
00:34:41,333 --> 00:34:42,708
‎更加大膽

621
00:34:42,791 --> 00:34:45,208
‎人望高處，做得再誇張一點

622
00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:48,875
‎費麗德，妳先叫我飛
‎但又叫我腳踏實地

623
00:34:48,958 --> 00:34:52,083
‎我不知道自己是演員
‎還是沒腳的小鳥

624
00:34:52,166 --> 00:34:55,833
‎不，我們在綵排一部
‎從英文翻譯過來的戲劇

625
00:34:55,916 --> 00:34:57,041
‎《對幹戲劇》

626
00:34:57,125 --> 00:35:00,041
‎它很棒，甚至可以說是很激進

627
00:35:00,125 --> 00:35:01,625
‎有多少人看？

628
00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:04,791
‎-20個人
‎-挺好的

629
00:35:09,208 --> 00:35:12,333
‎費麗德，我想感謝妳

630
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,875
‎妳幫了我很多

631
00:35:16,416 --> 00:35:20,750
‎我們一起拍的電影也不是全都很糟糕
‎妳在《乾插》表現挺好的

632
00:35:20,833 --> 00:35:23,833
‎是嗎？那部電影是不錯的

633
00:35:24,666 --> 00:35:27,041
‎應該是觀眾不懂你吧

634
00:35:28,791 --> 00:35:31,916
‎要是我也能有20位觀眾就好了

635
00:35:32,416 --> 00:35:34,333
‎我會對他們低聲耳語

636
00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:37,708
‎但我們被上百萬人嫌棄了，費麗德

637
00:35:40,041 --> 00:35:41,458
‎拍色情電影

638
00:35:42,916 --> 00:35:44,250
‎我想到了！

639
00:35:44,333 --> 00:35:46,666
‎把一部色情電影，挑戰你的觀眾

640
00:35:46,750 --> 00:35:49,666
‎說真的，也許那就是他們想要的

641
00:35:49,750 --> 00:35:53,541
‎也許吧，但我不想再和觀眾色色了

642
00:35:54,166 --> 00:35:58,125
‎我希望愛上觀眾，即使是單戀也好

643
00:36:00,875 --> 00:36:03,958
‎-記得來看我演出
‎-一定

644
00:36:06,041 --> 00:36:08,041
‎-再見
‎-再見

645
00:36:18,250 --> 00:36:19,125
‎艾桑

646
00:36:19,625 --> 00:36:20,708
‎柏肯，你好嗎？

647
00:36:21,416 --> 00:36:22,541
‎挺好的

648
00:36:22,625 --> 00:36:27,333
‎艾桑，在你電影生涯結束前
‎我想參演其中

649
00:36:27,416 --> 00:36:29,583
‎你的生涯怎麼會結束？你還年輕

650
00:36:30,083 --> 00:36:31,500
‎不，我指你的電影生涯

651
00:36:33,041 --> 00:36:34,916
‎你這個王八蛋！

652
00:36:39,250 --> 00:36:41,750
‎你真是大師，最棒了

653
00:36:43,291 --> 00:36:45,583
‎-艾堤斯，你好嗎？
‎-挺好的

654
00:36:46,083 --> 00:36:50,708
‎-斟一杯威士忌給我吧
‎-沒有威士忌了

655
00:36:52,416 --> 00:36:53,666
‎（安卡拉，土耳其威士忌）

656
00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:58,000
‎你還沒放棄，怎麼算結束？

657
00:36:58,083 --> 00:37:00,166
‎做人要有始有終

658
00:37:01,916 --> 00:37:04,125
‎艾堤斯，來點音樂吧

659
00:37:16,416 --> 00:37:18,958
‎我在家裡的劇本中找到這些明信片

660
00:37:20,458 --> 00:37:21,541
‎妳留著吧

661
00:37:22,833 --> 00:37:25,333
‎我也有類似的東西

662
00:37:26,583 --> 00:37:27,708
‎小幫手

663
00:37:29,375 --> 00:37:30,875
‎但你現在不會用到吧

664
00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:34,541
‎我現在只需要一個好朋友

665
00:37:47,708 --> 00:37:48,875
‎賞面嗎？

666
00:38:07,166 --> 00:38:08,583
‎我想到一部新電影

667
00:38:09,333 --> 00:38:12,583
‎-我這次可以當公主嗎？
‎-不，妳是平凡人

668
00:38:12,666 --> 00:38:15,291
‎-甚麼意思？
‎-我也是平凡人

669
00:38:15,375 --> 00:38:18,875
‎-電影中平平無奇
‎-電影怎麼可能平平無奇？

670
00:38:19,750 --> 00:38:24,041
‎我們沒有預算，只能拍這樣的電影

671
00:38:25,833 --> 00:38:29,958
‎我的人生也沒有預算
‎不也是精彩無比嗎？

672
00:38:30,458 --> 00:38:35,083
‎難道電影比人生還要昂貴嗎？

673
00:38:36,625 --> 00:38:39,083
‎人生是最寶貴的東西，親愛的

674
00:38:41,833 --> 00:38:42,791
‎甚麼鬼？

675
00:38:43,625 --> 00:38:44,666
‎艾堤斯！

676
00:38:44,750 --> 00:38:45,958
‎來了

677
00:38:47,541 --> 00:38:49,166
‎他們把切斷供電了

678
00:38:49,666 --> 00:38:52,625
‎我叫他們等到音樂結束
‎但他們不理我

679
00:38:52,708 --> 00:38:53,833
‎真是的

680
00:38:53,916 --> 00:38:56,333
‎-電費要多少錢？我來付啊
‎-妳自己看

681
00:38:57,750 --> 00:38:59,166
‎哇，媽的…

682
00:38:59,250 --> 00:39:00,833
‎當我沒說

683
00:39:03,416 --> 00:39:07,125
‎反正我們都知道那首歌
‎在腦海裡哼唱就行了

684
00:41:57,875 --> 00:42:02,875
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