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             Previously on           
      Flatbush Misdemeanors...      

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    How long I got to be married    
           to your mother           

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     before you respect our union?   

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         Drew got arrested?         

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         Yeah. He-he didn't         
        want to get into it,        

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     but he did ask about you,      
              though.               

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          I need to make            
        some money, though.         

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    Fucking plug ran off on me.     

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    Brother got a parole hearing    
             coming up.             

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          On top of that,           

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      Zayna fucking with this kid    

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           giving her money.         

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 I did something I regret. Uh...   

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       This coming from that        
          12-step thing?            

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          Bro, just focus           
         on your sobriety.          

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      Yeah, I've been meaning       
         to holler at you.          

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      That shit with my niece,      

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   I need you to dead that, kid.    

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        Man, I ain't trying         
         to do no business          

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    with a nigga as hot as you.     

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      He helped take the wrap       
     when I almost got booked.      

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 My cousin say you cool, we cool. 

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        -We can do business.        
         -All right, then.          

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       lively percussive music     

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       -[door bell jingles]         
     -Yo. How was the morning?      

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        It was pretty chill.        

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        Kareem's starting a         
    "Green Bike Initiative," uh,    

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        but he doesn't know         
   that's about the environment,    

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      so he's just making us        
      paint some bikes green.       

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                -Oh.                
         -You all set here?         

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            Yeah, man.              
    What you 'bout to get into?     

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 Uh, I got to see my mom and, um, 

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       I got some NA homework       
       I got to get ahead of.       

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 I have to take a moral inventory 
            of my life.             

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          Oh. What's that?          

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      It's... you make a list       
          of your flaws.            

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    I have a few flaws. And just    

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            consider how            
    your resentments have, like,    

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          affected others.          

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        -Am I on that list?         
            -Um, yeah.              

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        I mean, I don't know        
         that many people.          

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       Take me off it, man.         
   I got too much shit going on.    

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      What are you working on?      

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       Uh, it's concept work        

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    for the play at your school.    

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     I got to draw this design,     

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           and then we're           
       painting it next week.       

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               Nice.                

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        Well, kill it, man.         

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            -All right.             
           -[door opens]            

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           -[door closes]           
          -[Kareem] Kevin,          

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         I finally got you          

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   an employee shirt. Try it on.    

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     Hey, man, I appreciate it,     
      but I actually need you       

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       to cut my hours back.        
     I got to focus on my art.      

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        Well, why didn't you        
            tell me that            

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         before I spent $12         
           on that shirt?           

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               Damn.                

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         Okay, Kev, do you.         

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       What are you drawing?        

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     Uh, some kings and queens.     

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           -That's cool.            
              -Yeah.                

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           Do y'all have            
        a student discount?         

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                No!                 

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               [man]                
     All men are children of God.    

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              [Rusty]               
       Children of God, like us.     

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     Oh, I couldn't wait to start.   

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             [lock buzzes]           

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      So, Daddy, how are you?       

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              -[sighs]              
             -You okay?             

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               Yeah.                

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     These guards in here, man.     
             Hey, Drew,             

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   you remember that book we used   
     to read when we were kids?     

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 The one that Aunt Evelyn used to 
 animate every time she read it.   

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      Oh, shit. What was that       
          called, though?           

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       The African something.       

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 Tales of Yoruba Gods and Heroes. 

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          Yup, that's it.           

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        Aunt Eve used to do         
   every single character's voice   

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   in that book, I'm telling you.   

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             She smoked             
      so many cigarettes, Zay,      

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       she could do the dudes       
           and the girls.           

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             -[laughs]              
 -[Drew] She did this one voice,   

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       used to scare the shit       
           out your pops.           

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     Uh, we not even gonna talk     
       about that right now.        

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         -[Drew chuckles]           
 -[Zayna] We're actually talking   

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    about the African gods, um,     

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       -for the school play.        
          -[Anthony] Mm.            

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    Can I read it? Where is it?     

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               Uh...                

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 One of the correctional officers 
 took it out my cell a week ago.   

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            -What? Why?             
          -[Anthony] Uh...          

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 We're not gonna worry about that 
   right now. What I want to hear   

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     about is the school play.      

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        Well, I'm designing         
           the costumes.            

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         -[Anthony] Mm-hmm.         
               -Um...               

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     and I'm also co-directing.     

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        -Co-directing? Wow.         
          -[Zayna] Yeah.            

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        Yeah. My boyfriend,         
       he thought it would be       

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        a really good idea          
   for exposure for my business.    

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          Whoa. [chuckles]          

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    [stammers] Boyfriend? What?     

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 Nah, nah, nah. She ain't got no   
 boyfriend. It ain't like that.    

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    Just some boy she cool with.    

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               -No.                 
          -[Anthony] Huh.           

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      Desmond is my boyfriend.      

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             -Desmond?              
    -And he's a really good one.    

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 He supports my business, and...   

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           I don't know,            
     we're building an empire.      

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             [Anthony]              
            Uh, Zayna...            

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   [scoffs] You're way too young    
         for a boyfriend.           

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        -[Zayna] Um, I'm 17.        
             -Exactly.              

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     You haven't even met him,      
   and already you're telling me    

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       I can't be with him.         
       That's not fair, Dad.        

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             [Anthony]              
     O-Okay, okay, okay. Look,      

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         I'm sure it'll all         
          work itself out.          

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               [Dan]                
 I'm glad I could help empty out   

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        -the basement, Mom.         
   -Well, I'm glad you had time.    

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         I know you're busy         
     with all your new friends.     

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          My new friends?           

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         The drug addicts.          

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     Oh, NA. We're calling them     
      the drug addicts. Okay.       

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          But, uh, how-how          
        is it going? I-Is...        

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            Not to pry,             
   just making sure you're okay.    

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               [Dan]                
           No, I'm okay.            

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      Yeah, it's been helpful,      
             actually.              

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              [Maria]               
               Okay.                

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               Great.               

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       You know, it's ironic,       

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        I didn't fix my life        

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   until I started taking pills.    

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      You didn't fix your life      
         until you stopped.         

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             [laughing]             

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        -Isn't that funny?          
        -Yeah, Mom, it's...         

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 We're ships in the night, right? 

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         Wow, that really,          
      it really gets you, huh?      

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        Yeah, like a sketch         
           or something.            

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 -It's like a sketch. Sure. Uh... 
                -Mm.                

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           Yeah, anyway,            
       on the whole NA front,       

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     there's actually one thing     
       I wanted to tell you.        

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              Mm-hmm.               

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      Um, okay, so I-I wanted       
         to tell you, Mom,          

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          how sorry I am            
     for a lot of those things      

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 I've said to you over the years, 

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              and, um,              

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         for being bitter           
     that you found happiness.      

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      And I couldn't be happy       
   that you were in a good place    

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 because-because I wasn't. Yeah,   

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   I'm just very grateful that we   
   can still have a relationship,   

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   and, um, you know, I love you,   
           and I'm sorry.           

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        -[clicks tongue] Oh.        
       -Oh, please don't cry.       

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   Don't-don't cry. I don't know    
      what to do with tears.        

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     I'm sorry. It's so moving.     

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            -[sniffles]             
              -Okay.                

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   -W-Where is this coming from?    
               -Um,                 

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         I'm trying to take         
          moral inventory.          

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        It's a step in NA.          
    I'm kind of skipping to it,     

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          and I'm not sure          
      I'm doing it right, but,      

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     uh, yeah, it's been good.      

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         Wow. And you think         
         that's helped you?         

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      Yeah, I-I think it has.       

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        It's not fun taking         
    accountability for yourself.    

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      Um, honestly, most of it      
      is other people's fault,      

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            but I think             
       it's good and needed.        

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        So, if I were gonna,        

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       you know, take my own        
          moral inventory           

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   and hold myself accountable...   

169
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     I mean, I depended on you      
      as a kid far too much,        

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         and it broke you.          

171
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         I mean, I'm not,           
     I'm not broken, you know?      

172
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    Daniel, you're a drug addict    

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        who works part-time         
          at a bike shop            

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       and teaches bored kids       
        about genital warts.        

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      I mean, on paper, yeah,       
      but-but I have two jobs.      

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          -But they're...           
              -Look,                

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          we can't change           
        the past, you know?         

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            We just, uh,            
     try not to repeat patterns     

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    and be better going forward.    

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            [sighs] Wow.            

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   [chuckles] Daniel, thank you.    

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         You have given me          
         a lot to consider.         

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      One whole hell of a lot.      

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         -Okay. We're okay?         
              -My God.              

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    Well, of course we're okay.     

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            -All right.             
        -[chuckles] I mean,         

187
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          I'm gonna make            
       a list of resentments        

188
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    -I have against you, but...     
         -Well, uh, okay.           

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     -I hope it's not too long.     
           -[door closes]           

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 Look, it's not just me no more,   
    this coming from your pops.     

191
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           [sucks teeth]            
   Yo, damn, y'all need to stop.    

192
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             You really             
      blowin' mines right now.      

193
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       So, just fuck your dad       
             then, huh?             

194
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 You need to heed word. You don't 
    know this world like we do.     

195
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               What?                

196
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     Yo, you such a hypocrite.      

197
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         I don't even know          
         what you be doing,         

198
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 or who you be hanging out with.   

199
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          I don't know how          
      you've been making money      

200
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      since you been out here,      
      but you want to judge me      

201
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        for dating Desmond?         

202
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       All right, bet. Cute.        

203
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 At least I keep my shit upfront. 

204
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       Fine. You want to know       
      what I'm doing for work?      

205
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      I'm still selling drugs,      

206
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 and I'm working with some niggas 
    I met in Philly. You happy?     

207
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       Well, as long as you         
   keep your shit out of my life    

208
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    and out of my friends' life,    
             then yeah,             

209
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             we Gucci.              

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        All I'm saying is,          
     when your pops come home,      

211
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       he not gonna approve.        

212
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             God, Drew,             

213
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   can we stop playing this game?   

214
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 We both know he not getting out   
           no time soon.            

215
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    Yo, stop talking like that.     
          He getting out.           

216
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     Yo, you do this every time     
        he's up for parole.         

217
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         Like, what makes           
        this time different         

218
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      than the last 100 times?      

219
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      Because it's this time,       
    not the last time 100 times.    

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        [scoffs] All right.         

221
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           Can we just go           
       and get him this book,       

222
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    so that he can be happy and     
   stop writing these sad poems?    

223
00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:05,276
     All right. When them poems     
      get him signed to Maino,      

224
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     you gonna love them then.      

225
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           -Zayna! Oh...            
           -Hey, Marlon.            

226
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            -[chuckles]             
        -A new jewelry book         

227
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    just came in yesterday, ma.     

228
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     -Hey. What's up, brother?      
            -All right.             

229
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          -How you doing?           
       -Marlon, this is Drew.       

230
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       -Drew, this is Marlon.       
         -So, you're Drew.          

231
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         How come I'm just          
       meeting you, brother?        

232
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       -'Cause he don't read.       
              -I read.              

233
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                -Mm.                
                -Mm.                

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   Matter of fact, we looking for   

235
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        Yoruba Gods and Heroes.      

236
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 Tales of Yoruba Gods and Heroes. 

237
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   [laughs] That's a special one,   
              brother.              

238
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              Oh. See.              

239
00:08:34,388 --> 00:08:35,681
     -I knew he would have it.      
             -Hold on.              

240
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     -You know I got you, Zay.      
         -[Zayna chuckles]          

241
00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:40,353
    Look at this beautiful baby.    

242
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           I got to take            
       real good care of her        

243
00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:43,564
         'cause she's rare.         

244
00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:45,775
      Eight hundred on Amazon.      

245
00:08:45,816 --> 00:08:49,570
       Now, I'm selling her         
      at a discount for $795.       

246
00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:52,907
        You know what, bro,         
    I don't read. Zay, let's go.    

247
00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:54,617
              -What?                
           -W-What? Why?            

248
00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:57,203
 I know a hustle when I see one.   
       That book don't cost         

249
00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:59,539
              -$800.                
           -Can't you...            

250
00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:01,707
        just let me scan it         
        and make it my own?         

251
00:09:01,749 --> 00:09:04,001
       -[sighs] Come on, Zay.       
          -I mean, please?          

252
00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:06,003
 It's for my dad. He's locked up. 

253
00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:09,257
       [sighs] You know what?       

254
00:09:09,298 --> 00:09:11,217
        You done brought me         
        so many customers.          

255
00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:12,677
       I can't say no to you.       

256
00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:15,346
       Thank you. Thank you,        
       thank you, thank you.        

257
00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,348
   -[Marlon] You go get it, girl.   
            -[chuckles]             

258
00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:20,184
 Zay, ain't no scanner in there.   

259
00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,228
     Well, there's this thing,      

260
00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:24,063
        it's called an app.         

261
00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:27,400
 [imitating Drew] "Oh, you don't   
    know the world like we do."     

262
00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:31,946
       They grow up so fast,        
            don't they?             

263
00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:34,407
 You know, when my daughter first 
 started talking to me like that, 

264
00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:37,326
        I had two choices,          
 either I was gonna respect her,   

265
00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:40,121
          or I was gonna            
        send her to Africa.         

266
00:09:40,162 --> 00:09:42,957
      -Sent her ass to Africa.      
             -[scoffs]              

267
00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,668
      I'm not even from there.      

268
00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,253
       I hope she all right.        

269
00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:49,505
     [Helen Cooper]   We may not      
        enjoy living together,       

270
00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,757
          but dying together         
   isn't going to solve anything.   

271
00:09:51,799 --> 00:09:55,177
          -[knock on door]          
       -[Maria] Dan, it's me,       

272
00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:56,679
            your mother.            

273
00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:58,848
        Yeah, yeah, I know.         
        I know who you are.         

274
00:09:58,889 --> 00:10:00,641
               -Hi.                 
            -Yeah. Hey.             

275
00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:03,519
   -Are those my baseball cards?    
    -No, no, this is my stuff.      

276
00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,354
         I've left Kareem.          
        Isn't that exciting?        

277
00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:07,898
   -What? What the fuck happened?   
              -Well...              

278
00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,401
     I was inspired by my son,      

279
00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:13,362
 and I am taking moral inventory. 

280
00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:14,697
 Oh, Jesus Christ. That's not...   

281
00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:17,116
           I need to own            
     my own mistakes by myself.     

282
00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,284
         No, no, Mom. Mom--         

283
00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:19,619
        Outside of marriage.        

284
00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:21,287
      Mom, you're not supposed      
          to do anything.           

285
00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:22,580
 I was just taking accountability 
          for our dynamic.          

286
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,914
          And I loved it.           

287
00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,875
              -Okay.                
             -And now,              

288
00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:27,877
     I'm taking accountability.     

289
00:10:27,918 --> 00:10:29,962
 This isn't Kareem's fault, okay? 

290
00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:32,298
   I need to be self-sufficient,    

291
00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,091
          on my own here.           

292
00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:36,636
     Here? This... that's where     
 you're gonna be self-sufficient, 

293
00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:38,638
         -in my apartment?          
          -Just for now.            

294
00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:41,140
 I'll help you fix your place up. 

295
00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:42,975
     Mom, you interpreted this      
            all wrong.              

296
00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:45,311
 I promise, you won't even notice 
      I'm here, okay? [laughs]      

297
00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:46,646
       I won't depend on you.       

298
00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:49,273
   I'll be independent near you.    

299
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,150
               -Okay.               
               -Okay?               

300
00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:52,610
      -Okay, yeah, all right.       
              -Okay.                

301
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,862
      You can stay in my room,      
         I guess, and I'll          

302
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:57,490
        -stay on the couch.         
         -Well, obviously.          

303
00:10:57,531 --> 00:11:00,993
        I've got sciatica.          
        [laughs] All right.         

304
00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:03,496
         Well, these boxes          
   aren't gonna move themselves.    

305
00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:05,498
     Wait. Is Kareem all right?     

306
00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:07,291
       -[door bell jingles]         
    -[Kevin] All right, Kareem,     

307
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,001
      I'll see you next week.       

308
00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:11,337
          Change of plans.          

309
00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,047
     I need you to stay longer.     

310
00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:14,632
       [clicks tongue] What?        

311
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,717
      Bro, we already talked        
     about this, man. I can't.      

312
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:18,052
        'Cause of your work?        

313
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:19,720
               -Yes.                
            -No problem.            

314
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:21,347
     You can paint in the shop.     
      You can put your easels       

315
00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:22,682
            over there.             

316
00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:24,684
      Kareem, I'm not painting      
         in the shop, man.          

317
00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:26,394
        Look, I'll make you         
        assistant manager.          

318
00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:28,938
 You'll get paid while you paint. 

319
00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:30,815
     I need you right now, Kev.     

320
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:33,192
      [sighs] All right, bro.       

321
00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:35,111
      Thank you, man. [sighs]       

322
00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:37,279
         I love you, Kevin.         

323
00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:40,866
       Nigga, are you wearing       
             Old Spice?             

324
00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:42,785
        -[door bell jingles]        
   -[Dan] Well, Kareem bought the   

325
00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,453
   shop from Larry, but he didn't   
    want to repaint the awning.     

326
00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:46,872
          Your first task           
       as assistant manager,        

327
00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:49,500
             -fire Dan.             
            -Wait, what?            

328
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,961
         -What do you mean?         
       -Elephant in the room,       

329
00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:54,004
      I'm no longer your dad.       

330
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:55,881
       You are now an orphan.       

331
00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:58,884
     -You've orphaned yourself.     
        -No, I know. Kareem,        

332
00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:00,511
          I'm truly sorry.          

333
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,012
      I was just doing a step,      
     trying to own my mistakes.     

334
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,723
         Look, Mom was not          
       supposed to take that        

335
00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:05,057
 in any kind of weird direction.   

336
00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:07,560
    Now you got another mistake     
         you need to own.           

337
00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:09,103
 Hey, I think the pump is broken. 

338
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,604
             I got you.             

339
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:15,735
           Look, Kareem,            
     you know Mom's impulsive.      

340
00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:17,737
   Like, she's probably gonna be    
    back at your place tonight.     

341
00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:18,696
          You better hope.          

342
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,574
 Betrayed by my own son. [sighs]   

343
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:23,743
 What kind of Luke Skywalker shit 
              is this?              

344
00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:25,619
              [sighs]               

345
00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:28,372
          The-the-the dad           
    is the bad guy in   Star Wars.    

346
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:30,166
       I've made my decision,       

347
00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:32,084
      and with a heavy heart,       

348
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:33,252
     this is goodbye for good.      

349
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:34,503
         And since you're           
         no longer family,          

350
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,589
         I got to tell you,         

351
00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:39,383
   you was just a nepotism hire.    

352
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:42,720
 That's right. So now, I'm gonna   
 just judge you for who you are,   

353
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,264
      -a shitty bike salesman.      
           -Okay, Kareem.           

354
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:46,557
 I get that you're sad about Mom, 

355
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,100
       but you don't have to        
          act out at me.            

356
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,560
    What, you want me to act in?    

357
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,354
    Okay. So I'm actually fired?    

358
00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:54,064
    Ask your assistant manager.     

359
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,275
                Huh?                

360
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,027
             Oh. Yeah.              

361
00:12:58,068 --> 00:13:00,780
               [Dan]                
               Okay.                

362
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:03,449
           I'll see you.            

363
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,242
           No, you won't.           

364
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,827
        [door bell jingles]         

365
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,955
 [Kareem] Kevin, your second task 
       as assistant manager,        

366
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:11,624
     change the security code,      

367
00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:13,125
      so he can't get back in.      

368
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,002
               Okay.                

369
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:17,087
             Hey, kid,              

370
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,631
     you look like a loyal boy.     

371
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:21,467
         -Your mama single?         
                -Ew.                

372
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:22,968
 Look, if you two gonna do this,   

373
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:25,012
          I got some rules          
        y'all got to follow.        

374
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:27,598
         Number one, Zayna,         
         if your pops asks,         

375
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,099
      you told me he was gay.       

376
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:30,309
             What? No.              

377
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:31,393
 Uh, babe, it's cool. It's cool.   

378
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:32,728
               [Drew]               
          Number two, bro,          

379
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,396
         this is my niece.          

380
00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:37,107
     If anything happen to her,     
             I swear...             

381
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,318
          Matter of fact,           
     you got health insurance?      

382
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,570
           Um, my mom do.           

383
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:44,114
       Nigga, I'm-a need you        
         to get a STD test          

384
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:46,659
   every Sunday by three o'clock.   

385
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:49,161
     Nigga, not 3:30, not 3:15,     

386
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,412
             not 3:03,              

387
00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:52,748
   not even 2:59. Three o'clock.    

388
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:53,916
            Oh, my God.             

389
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,334
             [whispers]             
    We haven't even had sex yet.    

390
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,336
        What, y'all haven't?        

391
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:58,671
           [whispers] No.           

392
00:13:58,712 --> 00:13:59,630
             Thank you.             

393
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,465
        Last thing, Desmond,        

394
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,843
   I don't want you involving her   
     in all that scamming shit.     

395
00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:06,011
      The fuck? So I could use      
          your drug money,          

396
00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:07,972
         but I can't take           
        his scamming money?         

397
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,391
    I don't give you drug money.    
     I give you gambling money.     

398
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:12,518
      Okay. Are we done here?       

399
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,312
       Is that a "thank you"        
           I'm hearing?             

400
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,064
   [sighs] Thank you, Uncle Drew.   

401
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,357
              Uh-huh.               

402
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:19,525
       Let me send this book        
           to your pops             

403
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,193
      before I change my mind.      

404
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:23,237
         Okay, bye. Adios.          

405
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,531
             Okay, go.              

406
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,157
          All right, Drew.          

407
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:30,286
       Yo, I'm-a tell Junior        
   that you was looking out, man.   

408
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:31,620
           I knew you was           
         a valid dude, bro.         

409
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,414
    Thanks for being cool, Unc.     

410
00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:35,457
       Yo, don't ever call me       
          that shit again.          

411
00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:36,584
        I did this for Zay,         

412
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,294
        but you a good kid,         

413
00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:41,046
        so look out for her.        

414
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:44,717
    Yo, she better not find out     
    about our business either.      

415
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:47,219
         Just to be clear,          
   I still don't like this shit.    

416
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:49,096
          I'll fuck you up          
          if you hurt her.          

417
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:51,891
                Aw.                 

418
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:54,560
     Y'all so cute or whatever.     
             [chuckles]             

419
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,395
              [Maria]               
            Well... [sighs]          

420
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:59,857
     I'm so sorry that you lost     
     your job at the bike shop,     

421
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,901
 but you still get to teach kids   

422
00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:03,402
      -how to have sex, so...       
          -Very blessed.            

423
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:04,904
          ...there's that.          

424
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:06,572
        Um, I really thought        
       you would've gone back       

425
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,908
         -to Kareem by now.         
             -Dan, no.              

426
00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:11,535
      -I am taking inventory.       
    -Mom, this is not inventory.    

427
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,163
 I should be on my own, with you, 

428
00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:16,665
   and maybe we get a fresh coat    
         of paint in here.          

429
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:19,209
    I'm thinking Almond Sunrise.    

430
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:22,212
       It's the... it's what        
         almonds look like          

431
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,547
     at the first light of day.     

432
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:24,632
        You're gonna paint?         

433
00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:26,800
        No. That's your job.        

434
00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:28,761
             I'm sorry,             
     should I not have told you     

435
00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:30,471
     -that Kareem was hurting?      
            -Well, no.              

436
00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:32,890
   Uh... It's really nice to hear   

437
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,475
      that someone is tortured      
       because they love you.       

438
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:37,394
    I mean, it's a nice feeling     
             of power.              

439
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,771
               -Sure.               
              -But I'm              

440
00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:41,106
    holding myself accountable,     
             you know,              

441
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:42,650
        for the first time.         

442
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:44,485
          Just this week,           
        I left my husband...        

443
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,153
              -Mm-hmm.              
          -...I made peace          

444
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,780
   with that screaming baby ghost   

445
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:50,240
   that I've had so much trouble    
       with in apartment 2B,        

446
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,284
        and I've also vowed         

447
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,869
       to stop using Amazon,        

448
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,288
     except when I need to have     
        something delivered.        

449
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,623
               -Sure.               
               -So...               

450
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,124
     Exceptions to every rule.      

451
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,918
      Ah, I got to get going.       

452
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,420
        Where... It's late,         
        where are you going?        

453
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,631
      I'm gonna keep it vague,      

454
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,132
        but when I get back,        

455
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:08,717
      gonna replace your rugs       

456
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:11,428
           and maybe get            
        some saxony carpets.        

457
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:12,638
       Maybe. I'll google it.       

458
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:13,639
           -You're okay?            
             -Well...               

459
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:14,974
          wait up for me.           

460
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:17,309
      I'm an attractive woman       
            in her 50s.             

461
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,978
           -[door opens]            
               -Oh.                 

462
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,145
           [door closes]            

463
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:22,523
              [woman]               
      Darling, are you all right?    

464
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,820
       -What are you drawing?       
          -[scoffs] Nosy.           

465
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:30,698
 Um... the same thing but bigger. 

466
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:32,449
          What's up, man?           
       You got another flat?        

467
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,744
            Whoa-ho-ho.             

468
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,079
      You did this in one day?      

469
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,415
          Yeah. They were           
         fresh out the box.         

470
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:40,791
    [chuckles] What's your name?    

471
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:41,709
               Brady.               

472
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,168
      You're talented, Brady.       

473
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:44,837
         I get that a lot.          

474
00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:46,839
      -No one ever tells me--       
   -Don't ever get married, son.    

475
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,799
 -She'll destroy all your talent. 
              -Kareem.              

476
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:52,511
     It might start good. No,       
   it will start good, but then,    

477
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:55,097
            soon as she             
       get comfortable, ooh,        

478
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,974
   -you better brace for impact.    
         -Let him go, man.          

479
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,018
    You losing it. Go take care     
         of that customer.          

480
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:01,353
           Y-You right.             
     I'm-I'm better than that.      

481
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:02,813
     I'm-I'm better than that.      

482
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,356
        [indistinct chatter]        

483
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,816
     [sighs] He's crazy, dude.      

484
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,317
       -Don't listen to him.        
               -No,                 

485
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,861
   my dad told me the same thing.   

486
00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:10,112
              He did?               

487
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,530
        Okay. So what's up?         

488
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,532
        You in an art class         
           or something?            

489
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,117
     Nah, I just wanted to see      
         if I could do it.          

490
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:18,871
      I love the helmet, man.       
    This is, like, really cool.     

491
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:20,539
       You mind if I use this       
          for my project?           

492
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:22,374
   Okay. Just give me my credit.    

493
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,209
       [chuckles] I got you.        

494
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:27,046
       Actually... [mutters]        

495
00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:27,796
         Need a bike lock?          

496
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,089
              [Brady]               
               Yeah.                

497
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,340
        I've been saving up         
         for a long time.           

498
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,467
              [Kevin]               
          Merry Christmas.          

499
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:32,801
    Stop saving. Just take that.    

500
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,219
       Put it in your pants.        

501
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:38,724
     -Kev, I got nothing left.      
       -[door bell jingles]         

502
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,601
           That customer            
       wanted to buy a bike.        

503
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:43,020
 I told him I wasn't good enough. 

504
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,190
    It's like I don't even know     
      who I am anymore, man.        

505
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,733
         Dude, you Kareem.          

506
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:50,277
    Any woman over 40 with kids     
          would love you.           

507
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,154
           You know what?           

508
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:53,781
             You right.             

509
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:55,991
      If Maria don't want me,       

510
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,034
         I don't want her.          

511
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,036
               -Yeah.               
    -Matter fact, I'm going back    

512
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,080
    to the OG Kareem, you know,     
    like, when I was chilling,      

513
00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:02,956
           and, you know,           
      when-when I had my hair.      

514
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,249
     -You know what I'm saying?     
            -Yeah, yeah.            

515
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,751
     You'll be all right, bro.      
            You got it.             

516
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,419
       But after I went bald,       

517
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:10,547
     all the women I dated said     
     they loved my shaved head,     

518
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,883
    but none of them licked it,     

519
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,259
             except...              

520
00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:17,387
           well... Maria.           

521
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:18,764
             [sobbing]              

522
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,100
       Nigga, did you put on        
          more Old Spice?           

523
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:23,018
       Nothin' blockin' vision     

524
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,603
  Swear it's crystal clear...    

525
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,438
       [Kevin]   Man, how long        
       it take to fry some lamb?     

526
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,440
        Man, I'm just glad          
      to be out of the house.       

527
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:31,068
   My mom's going crazy at home.    
    She threw out all my shit.      

528
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,153
        She chucked my rug.         
     She's going out at night.      

529
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:34,863
           I have no idea           
         where she's going.         

530
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,407
    [sighs] Yeah, Kareem's been     
          losing it, too.           

531
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,368
     He in the back of the shop     
     singing Al Green all day.      

532
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:40,869
        We got to figure out        

533
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:41,912
   how to get them back together.   
           I don't know.            

534
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,247
   It's like, for them, whatever,   

535
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:46,166
        but mostly, for us.         
          It's too much.            

536
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,669
      -Yeah, like   Parent Trap.      
      -Yes, like   Parent Trap.       

537
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:51,004
 That's a great movie. We should   
 rewatch that before we do this.   

538
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:54,633
     Yeah. Kind of figure out       
     a game plan a little bit.      

539
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:57,010
     Sorry, could we go next?       
 We've just been waiting awhile.   

540
00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:58,679
              [Junior]              
     You scared of some damn rats?   

541
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,305
              [Amaya]               
 You wasn't there to protect me.   

542
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,352
          [Desmond] Damn.           
     Where you learn that from?     

543
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,437
              [Zayna]               
         [chuckles] My ex.          

544
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,314
   [Desmond] You need to get him    
         to show you again          

545
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:10,983
       'cause that ain't it.        

546
00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:13,235
     [Zayna] Yo, shut up, boy.      
        Roll up. [chuckles]         

547
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,320
             [Desmond]              
       Ain't no more Fronto.        

548
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:17,906
          [Amaya] [scoffs]          
   Junior, let's go to the store.   

549
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,158
              [Zayna]               
           Wait. Hold up.           

550
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:20,826
           What you mean            
        there ain't no more?        

551
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,286
       I bought a whole bag.        

552
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,996
       Junior waste that shit       
        in between his seat.        

553
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:25,998
 Don't be blaming nothing on me.   

554
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:27,583
    Damn, Junior. I'm-a need you    
     to get your shit together.     

555
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:29,001
             [Junior]               
      I know you not talking.       

556
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,836
       I should make your ass       
          buy it yourself           

557
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,087
 the way I'm feeding your family. 

558
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,088
            Bro, chill.             

559
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,840
 Yo, what are you talking about?   

560
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,466
         Listen, ask Drew.          
      He know who his boss is.      

561
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:39,136
   You know what? Come on, Amaya.   
     Let's go get this Fronto.      

562
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,639
              [Amaya]               
             Junior...              

563
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:45,267
         -Why would you...?         
         -[car door closes]         

564
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:46,310
        [indistinct chatter]        

565
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:47,686
              [Amaya]               
          Okay, but, like,          

566
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,771
          now I'll, like,           
       have to hear her talk.       

567
00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:52,024
         [breathes deeply]          

568
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:57,696
   Okay, uh, who wants to start?    

569
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:01,283
   -It's great to see you, Kevin.   
    -It's good to see you, too,     

570
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:03,035
            -Auntie M.              
 -Okay. All right. Can we focus?   

571
00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:04,703
         Mom, this is about         
          you and Kareem.           

572
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:07,080
    I thought I was coming here     
     to pick up my bike wheel.      

573
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:08,540
           You can have             
       your bike wheel back.        

574
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:10,334
      But you're making me do       
       another thing first.         

575
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:13,712
      Having me here on this        
    romantic intervention shit.     

576
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:16,256
          Mm-mm. I don't            
       even want to be here.        

577
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,841
         Yeah, me neither.          

578
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,886
     I'm trying to win $50,000,     
 but you keep crying in the shop. 

579
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,722
 If you and Maria don't get back   
 together, I'm-a find a new job.   

580
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:26,516
    [Kareem] I don't care if I      
 lose you to Seamless. You know,   

581
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,227
          you two kill me.          

582
00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:30,312
       Acting like y'all some       
      relationship counselors.      

583
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,564
        You don't even have         
     relationships yourselves.      

584
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,066
     I made out with that girl      
     while you were passed out.     

585
00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:35,525
       Y'all always fighting        
         with each other.           

586
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:38,028
          What do you know          
     about conflict resolution?     

587
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,655
       Look, we just thought        
        if you two talked,          

588
00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:42,324
       you would see how much       
     you still love each other.     

589
00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:46,203
             Okay. Mom,             

590
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,372
     have you realized anything     
      during this time apart?       

591
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,082
               -Yes.                
               -Okay.               

592
00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:51,959
   I've learned that, sometimes,    

593
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,752
            I like to go            
        to male strip clubs.        

594
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,420
          Oh, that's where          
        you went last night.        

595
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:57,714
    Yes. I put a twenty between     
    my teeth, and I, you know,      

596
00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,299
   I-I-I bring it out. You know,    

597
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:00,759
   -it's a living wage situation.   
      -[Kareem] What the fuck?      

598
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,552
   -That is worse than cheating.    
        -How is that worse?         

599
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,596
           I'm not sure,            
     but it's striking to hear.     

600
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,265
        It is striking, yes.        

601
00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:08,767
       Mom, could you ever go       
 to male strip clubs with Kareem? 

602
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,060
              [Kareem]              
              Hell no!              

603
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,436
         I haven't been to          
         a male strip club          

604
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:13,105
      since my burlesque days.      

605
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:14,439
     Look, you two are perfect      
          for each other.           

606
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:16,775
        I have no idea why,         
           but it works,            

607
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,110
        and that's not easy.        

608
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:19,611
         When Kevin and I           
         were disagreeing,          

609
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:20,946
      it's because we weren't       
      listening to each other.      

610
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,781
               -Yup.                
              -Right?               

611
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,825
          So, with space,           
         it's been better.          

612
00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:26,285
      But I don't want space.       

613
00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:29,288
     And I don't pine for women     
         who don't want me.         

614
00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:33,208
   Dan, tell Kareem that it's not   
       that I don't want him.       

615
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,460
     Kareem, did you hear what      
   she said? The sound traveled?    

616
00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:38,964
 I liked what we had. It's Maria   
      who didn't, apparently.       

617
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:40,966
 That was not the issue, Kareem.   

618
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,301
           -Then what is?           
            -I guess...             

619
00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:44,594
      I just didn't want to do      
             what I did             

620
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,471
        when Dan was a kid.         

621
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:48,807
        I know I'm a little         
          better now, but           

622
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,142
             I still...             

623
00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:53,228
   I lean on you way too heavily,   

624
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:54,813
               and...               

625
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:57,482
         I just don't want          
       to turn you into Dan,        

626
00:21:57,524 --> 00:21:59,818
     no matter how much you say     

627
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:01,194
         that that's okay.          

628
00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:03,030
    Babe, I could never be Dan.     

629
00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:05,157
         I am too handsome          
          and too strong.           

630
00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:07,701
     Plus, I know how to take       
    the proper amount of pills.     

631
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,494
     But you can depend on me.      

632
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:11,955
      We depend on each other.      
        That's what this is.        

633
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,832
           Are you sure?            

634
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:16,835
             Of course.             
     You're my little honeybee.     

635
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:19,338
             [buzzes]               
   And you're my big honey bear.    

636
00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:20,505
              [roars]               

637
00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:21,882
             -[laughs]              
           -Oh. [buzzes]            

638
00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:22,883
   -Let me get some of my honey.    
             -[laughs]              

639
00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:24,134
              -Mwah.                
             -[laughs]              

640
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,385
               [Dan]                
          Okay. All right.          

641
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:26,345
             All right.             

642
00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:28,013
   [Kareem and Maria chittering]    

643
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:29,222
        Okay, that's good.          
     The whole animal kingdom.      

644
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:30,307
     We're good? Everyone good?     

645
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,517
 I'm so sorry, baby. I really am. 

646
00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:34,853
   -And I forgive you, too, baby.   
                -Mm.                

647
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:37,022
      -[Kareem] And you, Dan.       
               -Yes.                

648
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:39,858
       -You are un-orphaned.        
              -Okay.                

649
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,318
        And you are rehired,        

650
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,820
           as long as my            
    assistant manager approves.     

651
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:45,530
            Yes. Please.            

652
00:22:45,572 --> 00:22:48,158
    [Zayna]   Are you and my uncle    
           working together?         

653
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,328
         Nah, it's just him         
       and Junior doing shit.       

654
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,954
       Yo, bro, just keep it        
         straight with me.          

655
00:22:52,996 --> 00:22:55,123
        I am. Him and Junior        
         do all that shit.          

656
00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:56,875
    That shit ain't got nothing     
          to do with me.            

657
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,710
      Okay, but when were you       
          gonna tell me?            

658
00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:02,047
           I didn't think           
    it was my place to tell you.    

659
00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:05,050
      You didn't think it was       
      your place to tell me,        

660
00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:08,053
 your girl, about her own family? 

661
00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:09,888
            Do you see              
      how stupid that sounds?       

662
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,181
    I mean, but it's the truth.     

663
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,433
          But do you see            
      how stupid that sounds?       

664
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:15,227
         Yo, were you only          
          messing with me           

665
00:23:15,268 --> 00:23:17,270
   just to get close to my uncle?   
        Is that what it was?        

666
00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:18,855
    Bro, you sound stupid, bro.     
            Come here.              

667
00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:21,400
         Nah. You lost me.          

668
00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:24,111
       -[indistinct chatter]        
             -[sighs]               

669
00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:26,363
     Yo, bro, where you going?      

670
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:29,157
       We didn't even finish        
            the bottle.             

671
00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:31,451
        That wasn't too bad.        

672
00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:34,037
          Yeah, they just           
        had to talk it out.         

673
00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:37,207
               Right.               

674
00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:47,217
          Yo, I told you,           
      I don't need that, man.       

675
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,594
          No, it's not...           
    it's not for you. I mean...     

676
00:23:49,636 --> 00:23:52,764
    [sighs] Yeah, uh, th-there's    
    something I got to tell you.    

677
00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:54,266
         [scoffs] Aw, shit.         

678
00:23:54,307 --> 00:23:55,684
            -Here we go.            
          -No, no, no, no.          

679
00:23:55,725 --> 00:23:57,352
        I mean, it's not...         
        No, no, don't worry.        

680
00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:59,563
   It's, uh, it's not about you,    
         but it's, like...          

681
00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:02,774
          I guess it-it's           
        you-adjacent, so...         

682
00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:05,444
               Um...                

683
00:24:05,485 --> 00:24:08,738
 Uh... You remember, you remember 
      when Drew got arrested?       

684
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,532
             I mean...              

685
00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:12,826
             -[mumbles]             
     -Yeah, sure, yeah. I mean,     

686
00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:15,620
    I remember, too. Yeah. Um...    

687
00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:18,915
        Remember when I got         
        reinstated to teach?        

688
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:20,834
       I was leaving school,        

689
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:24,754
    and this deliveryman came up    
    to me with all these boxes,     

690
00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:27,424
          and it was Drew.          
     He was, like, in disguise.     

691
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,551
 And we got into a little thing,   
      like a back-and-forth.        

692
00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:33,346
      It was really more Drew       
     forth and me back, but...      

693
00:24:33,388 --> 00:24:36,266
    Anyway, Principal Douglass      
    was asking me who that was.     

694
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,935
          Like, "Tell me.           
     Tell me, tell me, tell me,     

695
00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:40,979
    or I'll fire you. Tell me."     

696
00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:44,399
          So, I told him.           

697
00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:46,276
          I told Douglass,          

698
00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:49,237
     Douglass called the cops,      

699
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:51,323
         Drew got arrested.         

700
00:24:51,364 --> 00:24:54,826
         Man, what the fuck         
          you be on, bro?           

701
00:24:54,868 --> 00:24:55,744
          Why would you...          

702
00:24:55,785 --> 00:24:58,330
              -Uh...                
             -Goddamn!              

703
00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:07,964
           Goddamn, man.            

704
00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:10,675
        I'm not on anything.        

705
00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:12,511
           I wish I was.            

706
00:25:12,552 --> 00:25:14,846
         All right, all right,      
              all right             

707
00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:16,097
                 Uh                

708
00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:17,307
       Like I'm 'bout to park      

709
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:18,892
       I'm going through a lot     

710
00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:21,353
       Can't wait till my doors     
            is suicidal             

711
00:25:21,394 --> 00:25:23,897
            Crazy how life          
       literally like a drive       

712
00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:26,650
       Wait till you figure out     
            you need gas            

713
00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:29,611
            Nice cars speed         
        when you tryna get by       

714
00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:32,280
        Then 'em motherfuckers      
      stop at yellow lights and     

715
00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:34,908
          Get up in your lane       
          without saying hi         

716
00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:37,452
        Your rearview probably      
     the thing holding you back     

717
00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:40,455
       But keep you at the front    
         if you use it right        

718
00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:43,208
         The hoes gone switch,      
        and when it get dark        

719
00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:46,002
          Then everybody dip,       
         you get it all back        

720
00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:49,839
      And they reappear, voilà     

721
00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:52,842
         The money don't come,      
        the hoes gon' switch        

722
00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:55,554
         And when it get dark,      
         then everybody dip         

723
00:25:55,595 --> 00:25:59,224
         You get it all back,       
        and they all reappear       

724
00:26:02,602 --> 00:26:05,480
        Passengers always talk      
           about ya ride            

725
00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:08,233
        Then they turn around       
      and ask for a ride in it      

726
00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:10,318
           Everybody cross          
          over solid lines