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Who's a good boy?

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You are, yes you are!

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You're a good boy.
Yes, you are.

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Yes, you are.

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Oh, yes, you are.

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We're rolling.

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Oh, are we rolling?

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We're rolling.

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Do we start now?

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I think so.

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Okay.

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Hi.

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I'm Stewart.

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I'm Everrett.

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Yeah.

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We're Stewart and
Everrett. Yeah.

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And we're best friends.

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We're best friends.

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And we hunt vampires.

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For awhile.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Ever since high school,
that's when we we started.

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Do you want to tell them?

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You should tell them.

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Okay.

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No, I'll tell them.

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Okay, No. That's better idea.

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You should tell
them, I'm sorry.

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I have a flare
for storytelling.

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You do.

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So we were,

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it was at Blockbuster video.

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Yeah. Back when
Blockbuster just opened.

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We're like, oh, this is so
much better than Avenue video.

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Set the scene,

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we were picking up
chicks at the time.

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Yeah.

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- At Blockbuster.
- Yeah.

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I just hit puberty.

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I got my first chest hair.

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Those were the days. I was
jealous about that chest hair.

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Yeah. Well, after the show,

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cause we didn't know each other.

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Oh yeah.

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Back to,
we're jumping ahead.

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Lets just stay in one moment.

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Okay. Okay.

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- Blockbuster.
- Blockbuster.

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We're going, we're there.

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And chances of falling,

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we're there for the same movie.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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- Let's say it the same time,
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

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We do that so good.

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We need to practice that.
We need to practice that.

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We know it's a new
thing that we're trying

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the No-look high fives.

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Yeah. We were renting
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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Not like the Sarah
Michelle Gellar one.

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She got it wrong.

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She didn't do
the role justice.

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No, no.

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I mean, she's tried,

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but no, it's like,
Kristy Swanson.

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Kristy Swanson
nailed that role.

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She's like the
Primo vampire Hunter.

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Yeah. When I think vampire
Slayer, I think Kristy. Yeah.

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Yeah,

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not even Van Helsing.

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Like, Kristy's way better.

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She knows how to hold a stake.

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Yeah.

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What did you mean?

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She know her way
around a stake.

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She did know her
way around the stake.

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Let's leave it at that.

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Yeah.

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Anyways, we had the
same Blockbuster.

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Same time.

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We were in the horror aisle.

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Horror aisle.

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We both love killing vampires.

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For a little bit tug
of war with the VHS.

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It was like, if you could
imagine it right there.

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Yeah.

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Hey, can you like VFX a DVD?

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

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Yeah, Buffy The
Vampire Slayer.

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We been the VHS right?

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Yeah VHS, and it's like this.

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Okay. And then, we're
like, what are we fighting?

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Why don't instead of
fighting over this

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we make our first friend?

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That was my thought.

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I don't know if were thinking.

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Yeah, no, I was
thinking the same thing.

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Cause I didn't have friends.

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That's why I was at
Blockbuster alone.

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Yeah.

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Renting, Buffy
the Vampire Slayer.

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Right.

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Cause Kristy
Swanson was in it.

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We rented it, and we watched
it together and we're like,

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did you just become
my best friend?

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Yeah. And I knew
that was the case.

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Yeah.

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So we've been best
friends ever since.

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And like we, yeah, we loved
hunting vampires so much.

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It was like, we're like,

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ah we gotta do
something about this.

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Cause this threat is real.

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We decided that we needed,
you know...

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the only option at this
point was to make a club.

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Yeah.

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Where we hunted vampires.

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If you think about it,

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it's the most logical thing.

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Okay. They got clubs for chess.

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Chess.

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Okay, they got clubs for band.

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Science.

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And science.

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We weren't cool enough
for any of those clubs.

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No no, we were cool,

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- but everyone else just wasn't as woke as we were.
- Woke.

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Yeah.

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To vampire threat,

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which is real.

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And imminent.

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Yeah. Eminent or imminent?

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Imminent.

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I still can't tell
what you're, imminent.

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Imminent,

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Let's not worry about it.

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Let's to get the story,

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let's get to the story
right, move along.

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All right.

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All right.

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So we made our own club.

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All right.

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And we are the founding members.

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The only real members.

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Yeah, The only real ones.

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We did have a third
member show up,

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some foreign student.

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But.

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Yeah.

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He was weird.

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Some idiot named Toby.

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Yeah, his name was Toby.

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I couldn't understand
anything he was saying.

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I ain't understand anything
he said at any point.

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Yeah, I mean, it was
nice to have a third man.

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Cause that was when the
school gave us a budget

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of like $15 a semester.

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Those were great days.

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Yeah. That was a
great pizza party.

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Yeah.

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At the end of every semester.

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Our first and last.

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Yeah.

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But we're still
hunting vampires.

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To this day.

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Yeah.

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Now, We've never actually seen...

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No, we've had a few.

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It's been close.

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A few close calls.

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We cannot confirm nor
deny that there was not,

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or was vampire
present at per time.

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There was that guy.

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There was the janitor.

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Well, before the janitor.

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Before the janitor.

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When we were in college
and we were broke.

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We were donating plasma,

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Because we didn't have money.

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There was that phlebomist.

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Phlebotomist.

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Yeah, phle, who was.

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Phlebotomist.

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Yeah. That's what I said.

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Keep going.

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The phlebotomist.

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Phlebo tomist.

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Say phlebotomist.

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Phlebotomy,
phlebotomy, phlebotomist.

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Okay.

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Phlebotomist.

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Phletomy.

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God, Phlebotomist.

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Okay, yeah. That's
what I'm saying.

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You sound like Toby right now.

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Okay, that's a low blow, okay.

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All right.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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Best friend hug?

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Sorry hug?

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Okay. All right.

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Vincent Price.

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That's our safe word.

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Vincent Price.

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Yeah. It lets us know,

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we need to chill.

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Tone down, take it down,

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feelings may be getting to hurt.

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Vampires may be in the area.

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It just brings us
back to reality.

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Lets us know like,

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Hey, I care about you, bro.

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I care about you.

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Yeah, me too.

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So, let's pick it up.

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Why don't you take this story.

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The phlebotomist.

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The phlebotomy, You're
better at saying the word.

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Yeah, we were
both donating plasma

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and this nurse was like,
getting extra close.

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Extra close with a needle.

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Yeah. She was looking
at our veins, right.

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She wanted to open us up.

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Yeah. She was
looking at our veins

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like a tasty little sandwich.

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Yeah, I swore she
licked her lips once

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and that's what
like sent me off.

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- I was like, Oh my God, this is a vampire.
- Hold on!

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And at that point it
was all Vincent Price,

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Vincent Price.

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Vincent price, Vincent Price.

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Yeah. We got out
of there real quick.

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Yeah. Turns out
she wasn't a vampire.

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Her job was to deal
with all the blood.

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We learned what a
phlemagodist was, later.

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Phlebotomist.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Then. Then.

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- Oh yeah, this one's my favorite.
- Yeah.

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The janitor.

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The janitor.

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Walking around
in a kinda daze,

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all the time,

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and we weren't sure
what was going on.

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Well, he was cleaning.

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I knew what was going on.

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His teeth that are, they
were kind of dripping a red...

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Yeah, his mouth was so red.

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I was like, dude, you're right.

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He's definitely
been drinking blood.

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Yeah. It turns out

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he just had some
pretty bad Gingivitis.

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Oh my gosh.

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It was the worst Gingivitis,

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you could smell it.

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Yeah.

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I was in the bathroom,

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using it when he was cleaning.

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I'm like, I smell something
that is not fecal matter,

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and it is worse.

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Or vampire.

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That's how we deduced that one.

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Deduce.

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Deduce.

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Yeah. He wasn't
a vampire though.

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He was, he was a
raging alcoholic.

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Yeah. It was just sad.

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Yeah. He got fired
later that year.

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Or did he die?

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Well, he died
after he got fired.

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Yeah.

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You shouldn't
laugh about that.

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No.

274
00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:02,799
No man.

275
00:08:02,833 --> 00:08:04,067
Alcoholism is bad.

276
00:08:04,101 --> 00:08:05,469
That's how we knew
he wasn't a vampire.

277
00:08:05,502 --> 00:08:06,303
Cause...

278
00:08:06,336 --> 00:08:07,236
He died.

279
00:08:07,270 --> 00:08:08,472
But there was the third time.

280
00:08:08,505 --> 00:08:11,708
The third time that we thought...

281
00:08:11,742 --> 00:08:12,542
Oh yeah.

282
00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:13,777
It's been three,

283
00:08:13,810 --> 00:08:14,611
three really strong vampires.

284
00:08:14,644 --> 00:08:16,079
Big close encounters.

285
00:08:16,113 --> 00:08:17,314
Yeah. Close encounters.

286
00:08:17,347 --> 00:08:18,148
The seventh kind.

287
00:08:18,181 --> 00:08:19,248
Of seventh kind?

288
00:08:19,282 --> 00:08:20,550
Yeah.

289
00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:22,919
We got humans, number one.

290
00:08:22,953 --> 00:08:24,621
Spiders, Number two.

291
00:08:24,654 --> 00:08:25,989
Ghouls,

292
00:08:26,022 --> 00:08:27,491
You got giraffes.

293
00:08:27,524 --> 00:08:28,425
Why gir-?

294
00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:30,994
I'll just finish the
list, we can go back.

295
00:08:31,027 --> 00:08:32,562
Okay. Okay.

296
00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:33,930
Well, giraffes threw
me off, that's why.

297
00:08:33,964 --> 00:08:34,765
Witches.

298
00:08:34,798 --> 00:08:35,599
Witches,

299
00:08:35,632 --> 00:08:36,833
werewolves.

300
00:08:36,867 --> 00:08:38,502
That would be
seven right there.

301
00:08:38,535 --> 00:08:40,303
If we're counting giraffes.

302
00:08:40,337 --> 00:08:41,538
You'll have...

303
00:08:41,571 --> 00:08:43,240
Oh that's six, yeah.

304
00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:44,875
Anyways, the vampires
that I encountered

305
00:08:44,908 --> 00:08:45,709
is a seventh.

306
00:08:45,742 --> 00:08:46,943
Seventh kind.

307
00:08:46,977 --> 00:08:48,211
Sasquatch would
be eight, then.

308
00:08:48,245 --> 00:08:49,446
It's kinda like
the planet Pluto,

309
00:08:49,479 --> 00:08:51,548
where you don't know
if it's a planet.

310
00:08:51,581 --> 00:08:52,716
Scientists go back and forth

311
00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:54,217
on whether it's actually
a planet or not.

312
00:08:54,252 --> 00:08:55,152
Okay.

313
00:08:55,185 --> 00:08:56,419
That's the kind of same thing

314
00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:57,921
with the seventh kind,
of supernatural being.

315
00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:59,422
He's way more into that
kind of research than I am.

316
00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:02,125
I'm more in the science
side of vampire hunting.

317
00:09:02,159 --> 00:09:03,693
He's more in the mythos.

318
00:09:03,727 --> 00:09:04,561
Yeah.

319
00:09:07,564 --> 00:09:08,365
They're both valid.

320
00:09:08,398 --> 00:09:09,633
Important parts.

321
00:09:09,666 --> 00:09:11,001
Well, I couldn't do
what I do without him.

322
00:09:11,034 --> 00:09:12,469
Left brain right
brain kind of thing.

323
00:09:12,502 --> 00:09:13,303
Yeah.

324
00:09:13,336 --> 00:09:14,137
Yeah.

325
00:09:14,171 --> 00:09:16,706
I'm the right brain.

326
00:09:16,740 --> 00:09:18,175
The last time that we
thought we saw a vampire.

327
00:09:18,208 --> 00:09:19,075
And this was crazy.

328
00:09:19,109 --> 00:09:20,110
It was crazy.

329
00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:21,478
We were walking outside.

330
00:09:21,511 --> 00:09:22,312
It was dark.

331
00:09:22,345 --> 00:09:23,847
It was that night.

332
00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:26,316
Classic time for a
vampire to show up.

333
00:09:26,349 --> 00:09:27,584
Which as we learned,

334
00:09:27,617 --> 00:09:29,820
vampires aren't
exclusive to the night.

335
00:09:29,853 --> 00:09:30,754
No, no.

336
00:09:30,787 --> 00:09:31,555
It just happened to be night.

337
00:09:31,588 --> 00:09:32,823
That's a common myth.

338
00:09:32,856 --> 00:09:34,691
Myth busted, their
out at all times.

339
00:09:34,724 --> 00:09:35,692
We busted that
myth, all right.

340
00:09:35,725 --> 00:09:37,327
Vampires can be in the daylight.

341
00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:39,529
They just can't be in
direct direct sunlight.

342
00:09:39,563 --> 00:09:41,265
Direct sunlight. Yeah.

343
00:09:41,299 --> 00:09:42,132
Yeah.

344
00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:44,302
But we're walking...

345
00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,936
So anyways, we were walking,

346
00:09:45,969 --> 00:09:48,071
the trees we're like.

347
00:09:48,972 --> 00:09:50,407
Trees, speaking this,

348
00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:51,808
that was scary they sounded
like they were speaking...

349
00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:53,476
I'm the trees
in the background.

350
00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:54,678
You're walking.

351
00:09:54,711 --> 00:09:55,612
The wind going
through the leaves,

352
00:09:55,645 --> 00:09:56,780
sounding like they were talking,

353
00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:58,248
like it was Siamese
or something.

354
00:09:58,282 --> 00:09:59,449
Yeah.

355
00:09:59,482 --> 00:10:01,918
And then, with
those Siamese trees,

356
00:10:01,952 --> 00:10:04,187
then came right
over our head-

357
00:10:04,221 --> 00:10:05,121
duck, oh.

358
00:10:05,155 --> 00:10:06,356
Oh, oh, oh what was that?

359
00:10:06,389 --> 00:10:08,558
We got attacked,
we were attacked,

360
00:10:08,592 --> 00:10:09,392
it was a bat.

361
00:10:09,426 --> 00:10:10,227
It was a bat.

362
00:10:10,261 --> 00:10:11,761
It was a bat.

363
00:10:11,795 --> 00:10:14,831
Now, it didn't assume
human-vampire form,

364
00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:16,334
but that was a vampire.

365
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:17,268
Yeah.

366
00:10:17,301 --> 00:10:18,269
All right, it was buzzing us.

367
00:10:18,302 --> 00:10:19,436
All right.

368
00:10:19,469 --> 00:10:23,006
I didn't have my
scarf on, or anything.

369
00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:24,574
You didn't have a scarf on.

370
00:10:24,608 --> 00:10:25,742
He was a little cold.

371
00:10:25,775 --> 00:10:26,576
He was a little chilly and...

372
00:10:26,610 --> 00:10:27,410
It saw my neck.

373
00:10:27,444 --> 00:10:28,745
It saw his neck, Yeah.

374
00:10:28,778 --> 00:10:30,046
And then it went for his neck.

375
00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:30,881
Yeah.

376
00:10:30,914 --> 00:10:31,882
And then...

377
00:10:31,915 --> 00:10:34,117
- It missed, luckily.
- And it then went away.

378
00:10:34,150 --> 00:10:34,951
Yeah.

379
00:10:34,985 --> 00:10:35,886
And it was gone.

380
00:10:35,919 --> 00:10:37,187
Yeah. Luckily it went away.

381
00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,456
We were not ready for that.

382
00:10:40,657 --> 00:10:43,093
From then on we always
carried a stake on us.

383
00:10:43,126 --> 00:10:44,494
A stake, yeah.

384
00:10:44,527 --> 00:10:46,563
And that's a wooden
stake to clarify.

385
00:10:46,596 --> 00:10:48,231
Yeah. Yeah.

386
00:10:48,266 --> 00:10:49,599
Well what are we hunting?

387
00:10:49,633 --> 00:10:50,500
Werewolves?

388
00:10:53,904 --> 00:10:55,038
Yeah, this was a wooden stake.

389
00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:56,274
Yeah, a wooden stake.

390
00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:57,073
Yeah. We carry
those with us now.

391
00:10:57,107 --> 00:10:58,408
Yeah, we do that.

392
00:10:58,441 --> 00:11:01,912
Yeah. I don't actually
have mine on me though.

393
00:11:01,945 --> 00:11:04,447
Well, I mean, you have
your secret stake right?

394
00:11:04,481 --> 00:11:05,283
Always.

395
00:11:07,385 --> 00:11:10,887
I didn't bring
my secret stake.

396
00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:13,324
Okay. Well, as long
as one of us has it.

397
00:11:13,357 --> 00:11:14,292
Yeah. Well, we ran here,

398
00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:16,826
so I didn't think I'd need it.

399
00:11:16,860 --> 00:11:18,962
Well, maybe we should
refresh ourselves,

400
00:11:18,995 --> 00:11:22,198
and the viewers on the
rules of vampire hunting.

401
00:11:22,232 --> 00:11:23,199
Just so.

402
00:11:23,233 --> 00:11:24,368
Oh yeah, yeah.

403
00:11:24,402 --> 00:11:25,602
To never forget.

404
00:11:25,635 --> 00:11:27,103
Yeah. There's always
rules, all right.

405
00:11:27,137 --> 00:11:28,071
We have our top three
rules of vampire hunting.

406
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,239
When we founded the club.

407
00:11:29,273 --> 00:11:30,473
These were the
three rules we set.

408
00:11:30,507 --> 00:11:32,276
The three rules
Vampire hunting.

409
00:11:32,310 --> 00:11:33,311
Oh, sorry.

410
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:37,281
I'm Everett.
And I'm,

411
00:11:37,315 --> 00:11:40,650
and these are the
three rules, like that.

412
00:11:40,684 --> 00:11:41,484
I'm Stewart

413
00:11:41,518 --> 00:11:43,019
And I'm Everett.

414
00:11:43,053 --> 00:11:45,722
And these are the three
rules of vampire hunting.

415
00:11:45,755 --> 00:11:47,157
Rule number one,

416
00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:51,161
always use the buddy system
when hunting vampires.

417
00:11:51,194 --> 00:11:52,529
Rule number two,

418
00:11:55,065 --> 00:11:56,099
Do you remember?

419
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:56,933
Blinking on number...

420
00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,436
Rule number two,

421
00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:01,405
never be alone with a vampire.

422
00:12:01,439 --> 00:12:02,939
Rule number three,

423
00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:06,910
Never be alone with a vampire.

424
00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:08,144
Hah...

425
00:12:08,178 --> 00:12:09,212
That's a nice touch.

426
00:12:09,245 --> 00:12:10,046
Thank you.

427
00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:11,114
That was good.

428
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,148
It kind of scared me.

429
00:12:12,182 --> 00:12:13,417
Yeah.

430
00:12:13,451 --> 00:12:15,585
Yeah. We vampire
role play sometimes

431
00:12:15,618 --> 00:12:16,619
and it gets scary.

432
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:17,455
Yeah.

433
00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:18,722
Gets really scary.

434
00:12:18,755 --> 00:12:20,991
We're here in our secret
vampire room lair.

435
00:12:21,024 --> 00:12:22,559
Secret cave lair room.

436
00:12:22,592 --> 00:12:23,893
Yeah. It's so secret.

437
00:12:23,927 --> 00:12:25,829
We don't even know where it is.

438
00:12:25,862 --> 00:12:28,898
We take turns putting bags
over each other's heads,

439
00:12:28,932 --> 00:12:30,500
and bring this there.

440
00:12:30,533 --> 00:12:33,136
So at any point, neither of
us know where we're going.

441
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:37,475
Neither of us know
where it is, neither.

442
00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:38,342
Neither,

443
00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:41,678
should be either or man?

444
00:12:41,711 --> 00:12:45,615
Either. Yeah it's a
situation.

445
00:12:45,648 --> 00:12:47,684
That's not a word.

446
00:12:47,717 --> 00:12:48,518
Yeah.

447
00:12:48,551 --> 00:12:49,753
What'd you say?

448
00:12:51,054 --> 00:12:52,256
When we founded the
vampire hunting club,

449
00:12:52,289 --> 00:12:54,224
we knew that we had
to have the rules.

450
00:12:54,258 --> 00:12:55,158
Rules

451
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:57,160
But we also needed a motto.

452
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,329
Motto, kind of like,

453
00:12:58,362 --> 00:12:59,562
founded after great
organizations,

454
00:12:59,596 --> 00:13:00,630
such as, the Boy
Scouts of America,

455
00:13:00,663 --> 00:13:01,564
Yeah.

456
00:13:01,598 --> 00:13:02,433
Girl Scouts of America.

457
00:13:02,466 --> 00:13:03,566
Yeah. And.

458
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,802
Birdwatchers of America.

459
00:13:05,835 --> 00:13:07,904
- Weight Watchers.
- Weight Watchers.

460
00:13:07,937 --> 00:13:09,706
They got all those
mottos and slogans.

461
00:13:09,739 --> 00:13:10,740
Yeah. Our motto.

462
00:13:10,774 --> 00:13:11,608
Yeah.

463
00:13:13,143 --> 00:13:14,644
You don't remember our motto?

464
00:13:14,677 --> 00:13:15,812
Of course, I do.

465
00:13:15,845 --> 00:13:16,780
How do you not
remember our motto man?

466
00:13:16,813 --> 00:13:18,681
Well, no, I remember it.

467
00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:21,718
You need to take this a
little more seriously, Everrett.

468
00:13:21,751 --> 00:13:22,552
Okay?

469
00:13:22,585 --> 00:13:23,787
Okay.

470
00:13:23,820 --> 00:13:24,754
All right. The
motto is important.

471
00:13:24,788 --> 00:13:25,722
The motto is important.

472
00:13:25,755 --> 00:13:26,424
And you got to remember it.

473
00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:27,223
I know it.

474
00:13:27,258 --> 00:13:28,459
All right.

475
00:13:28,492 --> 00:13:30,026
It's practically
inscribed on my heart.

476
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,429
Yeah, go ahead, say it now.

477
00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:37,167
- Best friends who hunt vampires never leave
- each other.

478
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,436
That's right. Okay,
he made me worried.

479
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:40,036
Yeah. Best friend who
hunt vampires together

480
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:40,870
never leave each other.

481
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:41,671
He wrote that.

482
00:13:41,704 --> 00:13:42,806
I did write that.

483
00:13:42,839 --> 00:13:44,040
I was trying to
protect our friendship.

484
00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,675
I thought it was a
little bit redundant,

485
00:13:45,708 --> 00:13:48,645
because we already talked
about that in the rules.

486
00:13:48,678 --> 00:13:50,680
Redundancies are the safest,

487
00:13:50,713 --> 00:13:52,248
or as the adage goes,

488
00:13:52,283 --> 00:13:55,752
redundant a day, keeps
the friends together.

489
00:13:55,785 --> 00:13:57,087
Yeah.

490
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,756
Yeah. Anyway, when
we hunt vampires,

491
00:13:59,789 --> 00:14:05,895
the best way that we found
is to do a mirror check.

492
00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:07,163
And that's why...

493
00:14:07,197 --> 00:14:08,265
Yeah. Explain for
the viewers back home.

494
00:14:08,299 --> 00:14:09,467
What a mirror check is.

495
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:12,403
Yeah. The mirror check
works really simple.

496
00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:14,305
So I have a mirror
around my neck

497
00:14:14,338 --> 00:14:15,638
and I wear it like this.

498
00:14:15,672 --> 00:14:16,574
Around his neck.

499
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:17,941
It's kind of like my talisman.

500
00:14:17,974 --> 00:14:21,044
It almost acts as, if
his neck weren't so big.

501
00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:23,847
It would act as
kind of a protection

502
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,949
against a vampire bite.

503
00:14:25,982 --> 00:14:26,916
My neck wasn't so big.

504
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,918
What do you mean my neck is big?

505
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:29,953
It's a big muscle.

506
00:14:29,986 --> 00:14:31,422
Oh, okay.

507
00:14:31,455 --> 00:14:34,391
Yeah. So, but anyways, the
mirror check works like this.

508
00:14:34,425 --> 00:14:39,263
I take a mirror and I look at
a person through the peephole,

509
00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:40,196
like this.

510
00:14:40,230 --> 00:14:42,366
For instance, if I were...

511
00:14:43,267 --> 00:14:45,369
- If I'm a regular-
- Someone coming,

512
00:14:45,402 --> 00:14:48,037
And then I hold it like this

513
00:14:48,071 --> 00:14:50,740
and I check to see if
they have a reflection.

514
00:14:50,773 --> 00:14:55,279
And that person has a reflection,
they're not a vampire.

515
00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:57,281
I was worried I was vampire.

516
00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:59,517
No. You're not a vampire, man.

517
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:01,619
Yeah, but you see. Yeah.
So, like, yeah... You at home?

518
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:05,456
Oh, yeah, not a vampire.

519
00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:07,525
- See, your reflection.
- Do, what if I was a vampire?

520
00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:09,926
If you were a vampire?
If you were a vampire?

521
00:15:09,959 --> 00:15:10,793
No, no, no.

522
00:15:12,195 --> 00:15:13,430
No. Stop, stop.

523
00:15:13,464 --> 00:15:14,265
Stop.

524
00:15:14,298 --> 00:15:15,098
I'm sorry.

525
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:16,065
Vincent Price.

526
00:15:16,099 --> 00:15:17,167
Okay. I'm sorry.

527
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,034
Okay.

528
00:15:20,271 --> 00:15:22,906
And sometimes
we're going to switch

529
00:15:22,939 --> 00:15:24,807
off wearing the mirror too.

530
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,075
Sometimes I like to
do the mirror checks.

531
00:15:26,109 --> 00:15:27,010
Sometimes he does
the mirror checks.

532
00:15:27,043 --> 00:15:29,012
I only do the mirror checks.

533
00:15:29,045 --> 00:15:29,946
Well so far, but you're...

534
00:15:29,979 --> 00:15:31,549
I'm the one with the mirror.

535
00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:32,483
Yeah. Okay.

536
00:15:32,516 --> 00:15:33,750
But maybe I could get it off.

537
00:15:33,783 --> 00:15:35,386
I told you to
get one off Amazon.

538
00:15:35,419 --> 00:15:36,219
All right.

539
00:15:36,253 --> 00:15:37,153
Okay.

540
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:38,087
It's not that hard, man.

541
00:15:38,121 --> 00:15:39,789
You have prime, just order one.

542
00:15:39,822 --> 00:15:41,090
Pull your phone
out and order it.

543
00:15:41,124 --> 00:15:46,263
You know what, I
think we're done here.

544
00:15:46,297 --> 00:15:47,498
Right?

545
00:15:47,531 --> 00:15:49,899
Let's show them where
we train for vampires.

546
00:15:49,933 --> 00:15:52,269
Cause there's way more
than just hunting,

547
00:15:52,303 --> 00:15:53,203
looking for vampires.

548
00:15:53,236 --> 00:15:54,438
And talking about it, right.

549
00:15:54,471 --> 00:15:55,573
Yeah, there's a
training regimen.

550
00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:57,106
It gets super hardcore.

551
00:15:57,140 --> 00:15:58,309
Yeah, done.

552
00:16:00,644 --> 00:16:02,346
So can we stand up?

553
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:03,780
Rolling.

554
00:16:03,813 --> 00:16:06,317
All right, so we're rolling?

555
00:16:07,150 --> 00:16:08,751
So we should start?

556
00:16:09,852 --> 00:16:12,289
Okay. A vampire
hunter is only as good

557
00:16:12,323 --> 00:16:13,424
as his tools that he uses.

558
00:16:13,457 --> 00:16:15,825
His tools and his equipment.

559
00:16:15,858 --> 00:16:19,296
Yeah. So today we're
doing a stake maintenance.

560
00:16:19,330 --> 00:16:20,997
Stake maintenance.

561
00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:26,102
Cool.

562
00:16:26,135 --> 00:16:27,837
Yeah. So these are wooden stakes

563
00:16:27,870 --> 00:16:30,039
that we use to kill vampires.

564
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:32,676
You might be wondering
why are they so big?

565
00:16:32,710 --> 00:16:36,347
It's because vampires like
to get close.

566
00:16:36,380 --> 00:16:37,648
But we don't.

567
00:16:38,815 --> 00:16:41,418
And so here's the thing.

568
00:16:41,452 --> 00:16:44,688
Vampire hunting is a
hazardous profession.

569
00:16:44,722 --> 00:16:47,324
It's super hazardous.

570
00:16:47,358 --> 00:16:49,326
I mean, most of
our injuries come

571
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,127
from shaving these stakes.

572
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:53,129
Yeah. I get a
lot of splinters.

573
00:16:53,162 --> 00:16:55,098
That's why we're
cutting the corners.

574
00:16:55,131 --> 00:16:55,965
Oh gosh.

575
00:16:57,967 --> 00:16:59,670
I made another...

576
00:16:59,703 --> 00:17:00,870
When we first started this

577
00:17:00,903 --> 00:17:02,171
in high school,

578
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:06,876
that idiot Toby
totally got shanked

579
00:17:06,909 --> 00:17:09,912
in the eye by one
of these splinters.

580
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,315
Yeah. And then
principal was like,

581
00:17:11,348 --> 00:17:12,849
you can't sharpen
stakes in a school.

582
00:17:13,717 --> 00:17:14,917
And we were like, hmm?

583
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,953
I was like, well, I'll
do it a hundred times.

584
00:17:16,986 --> 00:17:19,523
If I got to see Toby cry again.

585
00:17:19,556 --> 00:17:22,959
Yeah. I mean, we were
keeping the school safe.

586
00:17:22,992 --> 00:17:24,794
The principal didn't get it.

587
00:17:24,827 --> 00:17:25,629
The unknown threat.

588
00:17:25,663 --> 00:17:27,264
Imminent threat.

589
00:17:27,298 --> 00:17:29,700
Yeah. You said it again.

590
00:17:29,733 --> 00:17:30,900
I know.

591
00:17:30,933 --> 00:17:33,704
Are you saying
imminent or eminent?

592
00:17:35,306 --> 00:17:36,239
Yeah. Okay.

593
00:17:37,408 --> 00:17:39,410
Well we're just
shaving the edges.

594
00:17:39,443 --> 00:17:41,878
We even get these little.

595
00:17:41,911 --> 00:17:43,647
Yeah, those are really
good for secret stakes too.

596
00:17:43,681 --> 00:17:44,814
Secret stakes, like this.

597
00:17:44,847 --> 00:17:46,650
Yeah. Look real close.

598
00:17:46,684 --> 00:17:48,452
That's a dangerous blade.

599
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:49,653
Yeah. Yeah.

600
00:17:49,687 --> 00:17:51,120
So you could take that.

601
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:53,990
That would definitely
pierce a vampire's heart.

602
00:17:54,023 --> 00:17:56,959
Yeah. Or a major artery.

603
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,862
But I like to make sure my
secret stake is really sharp.

604
00:17:59,896 --> 00:18:00,798
Checked it out, yeah.

605
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:03,367
I got it with me all the time.

606
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,068
Except before.

607
00:18:05,101 --> 00:18:07,638
Sometimes I keep
it behind my ear.

608
00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:09,238
Sometimes I keep it in my mouth.

609
00:18:09,273 --> 00:18:12,476
So I like to put
it out like this.

610
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:14,812
So that people know
I'm ready to go.

611
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,680
I keep on pointing it,
I'm just like what?

612
00:18:16,714 --> 00:18:17,914
We can't understand anything...

613
00:18:17,947 --> 00:18:19,182
What's up?

614
00:18:19,215 --> 00:18:20,116
We can't understand
anything you're saying

615
00:18:20,149 --> 00:18:21,050
when you have it in your mouth.

616
00:18:21,084 --> 00:18:21,884
I can, yeah, you can.

617
00:18:21,918 --> 00:18:22,720
No.

618
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:23,654
All right.

619
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:24,455
Didn't get any of that.

620
00:18:24,488 --> 00:18:25,221
I'm practicing.

621
00:18:25,255 --> 00:18:26,155
Okay.

622
00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:28,392
What about when I do that?

623
00:18:28,425 --> 00:18:29,859
No better.

624
00:18:29,892 --> 00:18:32,396
I got some wood in my mouth.

625
00:18:33,930 --> 00:18:35,131
Yeah. We get a lot of splinters,

626
00:18:35,164 --> 00:18:38,769
I'm worried about
splinters right now.

627
00:18:38,802 --> 00:18:41,739
That's your basic
stakes maintenance.

628
00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:44,308
Yeah. So the
stake maintenance,

629
00:18:44,341 --> 00:18:46,810
you got to make sure
your stakes are sharp.

630
00:18:46,844 --> 00:18:47,711
These are wooden stakes.

631
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:50,046
Sorry.

632
00:18:51,114 --> 00:18:52,349
We're really good at this.

633
00:18:52,383 --> 00:18:54,818
We're just doing
this really fast.

634
00:18:54,852 --> 00:18:55,985
Yeah. See see?

635
00:18:56,018 --> 00:18:57,987
Something a
little bit like this

636
00:18:58,020 --> 00:19:00,923
If you're a vampire and you
see that, you like, ah ah.

637
00:19:00,957 --> 00:19:02,959
You know this guy knows
his way around a stake.

638
00:19:02,992 --> 00:19:04,227
Yeah.

639
00:19:04,261 --> 00:19:06,263
This guy has had a
stake in his mouth.

640
00:19:06,296 --> 00:19:07,831
Yeah. You can cut that.

641
00:19:07,865 --> 00:19:11,368
Oh,

642
00:19:11,402 --> 00:19:12,269
Just cut all those.

643
00:19:12,302 --> 00:19:13,737
All right.

644
00:19:13,771 --> 00:19:16,072
Yeah. That was as good.

645
00:19:16,105 --> 00:19:17,674
It's more for show.

646
00:19:17,708 --> 00:19:19,343
It's not really practical.

647
00:19:19,376 --> 00:19:20,811
Yeah. I don't think
I'm going to get

648
00:19:20,844 --> 00:19:22,713
splinters from this anymore.

649
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:23,847
This'll be good.

650
00:19:23,881 --> 00:19:25,114
Okay.

651
00:19:25,148 --> 00:19:27,418
Did you just flip your knife?

652
00:19:27,451 --> 00:19:28,619
That was cool.

653
00:19:30,052 --> 00:19:31,053
Aw.

654
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,989
I'm not a vampire man.

655
00:19:33,022 --> 00:19:35,292
Yeah. I get pumped up.

656
00:19:35,325 --> 00:19:36,794
Yeah. Okay.

657
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:39,696
Well that's why we train,
we practice with these,

658
00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:44,133
because it's not enough to
just have a sharp wooden stake.

659
00:19:44,167 --> 00:19:45,869
You got to be in peak
physical condition.

660
00:19:45,903 --> 00:19:46,804
Right.

661
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,539
Just look at us right now.

662
00:19:48,572 --> 00:19:51,475
All right, this is
peak human-form.

663
00:19:52,376 --> 00:19:53,176
Ah.

664
00:19:53,209 --> 00:19:54,010
Ah.

665
00:19:54,043 --> 00:19:54,845
Ah.

666
00:19:54,878 --> 00:19:55,712
Ah.

667
00:19:57,146 --> 00:19:59,450
Yeah, We kind of represent
two sides of the same token,

668
00:19:59,483 --> 00:20:01,452
because I'm left
brain, right brain.

669
00:20:01,485 --> 00:20:04,421
Left brain, speed and speed.

670
00:20:04,455 --> 00:20:05,255
Agility.

671
00:20:05,289 --> 00:20:06,890
Agility, dexterity.

672
00:20:06,924 --> 00:20:11,261
And I'm like, brute force
and really short sprints.

673
00:20:11,295 --> 00:20:13,297
And being a solid law.

674
00:20:14,498 --> 00:20:16,567
I'm like a wall, yeah.

675
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:17,434
Yeah.

676
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:20,871
I'm going to set this down.

677
00:20:20,904 --> 00:20:22,372
Let's say move to our
next phase of training.

678
00:20:22,406 --> 00:20:25,409
Yeah. These bodies don't
come without a cost though.

679
00:20:25,442 --> 00:20:27,377
Alright. We gotta work hard.

680
00:20:27,411 --> 00:20:28,312
Yeah, work hard.

681
00:20:28,345 --> 00:20:30,848
That's why we lift weights.

682
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:32,048
Right.

683
00:20:32,081 --> 00:20:33,983
And we callous our
hands at the same time,

684
00:20:34,016 --> 00:20:35,786
to protect from splinters.

685
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,321
And we use bricks.

686
00:20:38,755 --> 00:20:39,923
Like every day
this is what I do.

687
00:20:39,957 --> 00:20:41,625
There's a few things
we do to work out

688
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:42,860
different areas of the body.

689
00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:43,694
Yeah.

690
00:20:43,727 --> 00:20:45,896
Deltoids, tri-trops.

691
00:20:45,929 --> 00:20:46,763
Yeah.

692
00:20:48,765 --> 00:20:50,300
Nordstroms.

693
00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:51,668
And those combined all bring...

694
00:20:51,702 --> 00:20:52,836
What's a nordstrom?

695
00:20:52,870 --> 00:20:54,471
Nordstrom is somewhere between

696
00:20:54,505 --> 00:21:01,010
the clavicle and
then the right nipple.

697
00:21:01,311 --> 00:21:02,746
Your pectoral?

698
00:21:02,779 --> 00:21:04,948
Yeah. It's weird that
you don't know the anatomy.

699
00:21:04,982 --> 00:21:06,082
I know the pectoral.

700
00:21:06,115 --> 00:21:07,518
I just was being specific,

701
00:21:07,551 --> 00:21:09,953
between the clavicle and the-

702
00:21:11,153 --> 00:21:12,389
We'll dumb it down
for the viewers,

703
00:21:12,422 --> 00:21:13,657
we'll dumb it down
for the viewers.

704
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:14,625
Yeah, biology
is a hard subject.

705
00:21:14,658 --> 00:21:16,727
That's why we didn't pass.

706
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:18,762
But yeah, we do this.

707
00:21:18,795 --> 00:21:21,163
I do 12 of these.

708
00:21:21,765 --> 00:21:25,034
One time I was pressing
two bricks together.

709
00:21:25,067 --> 00:21:26,270
I brought my hands apart

710
00:21:26,303 --> 00:21:32,509
and it was just a
bust of a human face.

711
00:21:33,844 --> 00:21:36,847
With this sheer concentration

712
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,750
and power of my Nordstroms,

713
00:21:39,783 --> 00:21:42,786
I can just compact
any shape I want.

714
00:21:43,921 --> 00:21:45,822
I don't think that
nordstrom's a thing man.

715
00:21:45,856 --> 00:21:47,089
Huh?

716
00:21:47,123 --> 00:21:48,224
I don't think that
nordstrom's a thing.

717
00:21:48,258 --> 00:21:50,427
Oh, I'm the science
guy, remember?

718
00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:51,261
You're right.

719
00:21:51,295 --> 00:21:52,094
Stay in your lane.

720
00:21:52,128 --> 00:21:53,297
I'll stay in my lane,

721
00:21:53,330 --> 00:21:54,264
but yeah, we try
to turn these dust.

722
00:21:54,298 --> 00:21:55,933
That's the other exercise.

723
00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:58,869
We focus all our mental power,

724
00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:00,571
and we make it dust.

725
00:22:03,006 --> 00:22:04,106
Okay. Yeah.

726
00:22:05,141 --> 00:22:06,343
That's enough.

727
00:22:06,376 --> 00:22:07,176
I'll do it later.

728
00:22:07,209 --> 00:22:09,446
That's enough for me.

729
00:22:09,479 --> 00:22:11,415
We'll save that for the
extras later on the DVD.

730
00:22:11,448 --> 00:22:13,817
We can do some cardio now.

731
00:22:13,850 --> 00:22:18,288
Yeah. So our cardio, we
can't afford a treadmill

732
00:22:18,322 --> 00:22:20,222
and we don't want to go outside,

733
00:22:20,257 --> 00:22:22,526
cause people could
be the vampires.

734
00:22:22,559 --> 00:22:23,794
That's right.

735
00:22:23,827 --> 00:22:25,262
You got to assume
everyone's a vampire.

736
00:22:25,295 --> 00:22:26,797
Assume everyone's a vampire.

737
00:22:26,830 --> 00:22:31,668
Yeah. So what we do for our
cardio is we run in place.

738
00:22:31,702 --> 00:22:37,808
So you show up and then
I time him with my head.

739
00:22:41,845 --> 00:22:44,414
Right hand, always
in stake, stake grasp.

740
00:22:44,448 --> 00:22:45,649
Why aren't you
running with your stake?

741
00:22:45,682 --> 00:22:47,451
You got to run with
your stake, otherwise.

742
00:22:47,484 --> 00:22:48,352
All right, there you go.

743
00:22:48,385 --> 00:22:49,185
There you go.

744
00:22:49,218 --> 00:22:50,420
Keep doing that.

745
00:22:50,454 --> 00:22:52,221
By the way, there's
a vampire behind me.

746
00:22:52,255 --> 00:22:53,090
Stab, stab, stab, stab.

747
00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:54,091
Yeah.

748
00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:54,958
Let's give him the view.

749
00:22:54,992 --> 00:22:55,892
Yeah.

750
00:22:55,926 --> 00:22:57,159
Let's give him the view.

751
00:22:57,193 --> 00:22:58,729
Yeah. You can see it
stabbing right there.

752
00:22:58,762 --> 00:22:59,963
And if you want
to get real crazy,

753
00:22:59,997 --> 00:23:01,431
can I get your
other secret stake?

754
00:23:01,465 --> 00:23:02,332
Can I get your secret
stake, stat, stat, stat?

755
00:23:02,366 --> 00:23:03,934
Yeah

756
00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:05,167
We get this going.

757
00:23:05,201 --> 00:23:06,103
We get two at once.

758
00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:08,305
We got vampires on all sides,

759
00:23:08,338 --> 00:23:09,973
and all this sudden
I'm spinning around.

760
00:23:10,007 --> 00:23:12,576
And if he's the vampire over
there, he's getting stabbed.

761
00:23:12,609 --> 00:23:14,077
There's blood everywhere.

762
00:23:14,111 --> 00:23:16,680
I'm taking down 10 or 16
vampires at the same time.

763
00:23:16,713 --> 00:23:17,914
I'm bleeding out.

764
00:23:17,948 --> 00:23:20,283
Oh, there's so much blood.

765
00:23:20,317 --> 00:23:22,719
Oh, and I'm dead. That was good.

766
00:23:22,753 --> 00:23:24,321
That's your basic yeah.

767
00:23:24,354 --> 00:23:25,154
So that's cardio.

768
00:23:25,187 --> 00:23:26,123
Cardio.

769
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:27,658
That's how we do our cardio.

770
00:23:27,691 --> 00:23:29,225
He's one of the cardio person.

771
00:23:29,259 --> 00:23:31,928
My cardio is like, ah, I'm done.

772
00:23:32,929 --> 00:23:33,830
Cause I bulk.

773
00:23:33,864 --> 00:23:35,999
He's really good as a bulk.

774
00:23:36,033 --> 00:23:39,369
Yeah. And the other
exercise we do is,

775
00:23:40,236 --> 00:23:41,738
there's a lot of legwork.

776
00:23:41,772 --> 00:23:43,840
Whenever you use
your secret stake,

777
00:23:43,874 --> 00:23:45,375
it's not just like oh arm power.

778
00:23:45,409 --> 00:23:47,010
You got to get
your legs into it.

779
00:23:47,044 --> 00:23:49,112
And this is where he...

780
00:23:53,483 --> 00:23:56,420
Instead of, we
do vampire squats.

781
00:23:56,453 --> 00:23:58,622
So my buddy climbs on my back.

782
00:23:58,655 --> 00:24:01,358
My best friend, climb up.

783
00:24:01,391 --> 00:24:02,292
You gotta hold me up.

784
00:24:02,325 --> 00:24:03,493
I'm trying to hold you up.

785
00:24:03,527 --> 00:24:05,295
I's your exercise
not my exercise.

786
00:24:05,328 --> 00:24:06,463
You're riding on my knees.

787
00:24:06,496 --> 00:24:07,431
I'm trying to get up.

788
00:24:07,464 --> 00:24:08,265
All right.

789
00:24:08,298 --> 00:24:09,332
Let's try it again.

790
00:24:09,366 --> 00:24:10,167
Let's try it again.

791
00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:11,401
Alright.

792
00:24:11,435 --> 00:24:13,136
Okay. This time,
maybe I should give

793
00:24:13,170 --> 00:24:14,271
you a warning.

794
00:24:14,304 --> 00:24:15,105
I'm getting on now.

795
00:24:15,138 --> 00:24:15,939
Okay.

796
00:24:15,972 --> 00:24:16,773
I'm getting on now.

797
00:24:16,807 --> 00:24:17,808
All right. Good.

798
00:24:17,841 --> 00:24:18,642
I'm falling.

799
00:24:18,675 --> 00:24:19,476
Don't fall.

800
00:24:19,509 --> 00:24:21,178
I'm falling again.

801
00:24:22,879 --> 00:24:24,047
You pull my butt out.

802
00:24:24,081 --> 00:24:25,015
Yeah, I saw him.

803
00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:27,551
I saw your secret tattoo there.

804
00:24:29,019 --> 00:24:31,688
Yeah. You almost
saw our secret tattoo.

805
00:24:31,722 --> 00:24:33,090
Why are you talking
about our secret tattoo?

806
00:24:33,123 --> 00:24:35,392
Oh yeah, that's right.

807
00:24:35,425 --> 00:24:36,860
Okay. But they got
the idea with that.

808
00:24:36,893 --> 00:24:38,328
Or do you want to try one more?

809
00:24:38,361 --> 00:24:42,499
We might as well tell
them now, the secret's out.

810
00:24:42,532 --> 00:24:45,602
So we have secret tattoos

811
00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:47,404
that we both got.

812
00:24:47,437 --> 00:24:49,172
In a secret place.

813
00:24:49,206 --> 00:24:51,308
It's very secret place.

814
00:24:51,341 --> 00:24:52,676
None of us show,

815
00:24:53,844 --> 00:24:55,612
we don't even see each
other's secrets tattoos.

816
00:24:55,645 --> 00:24:57,948
We only know where ours is,

817
00:24:57,981 --> 00:24:59,248
we've never seen each other's.

818
00:24:59,282 --> 00:25:02,119
But you should show
them your secret tattoo.

819
00:25:02,152 --> 00:25:03,787
That's not a good idea.

820
00:25:03,820 --> 00:25:05,088
Well, we talked about it,

821
00:25:05,122 --> 00:25:06,623
we should probably show them,

822
00:25:06,656 --> 00:25:08,658
so they know like,
hey, you're a good guy.

823
00:25:08,692 --> 00:25:11,027
But what if it's not.

824
00:25:11,061 --> 00:25:13,063
What if it's not what?

825
00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:15,065
Oh oh, hide and seek.

826
00:25:15,098 --> 00:25:16,299
We'll totally do that.

827
00:25:16,333 --> 00:25:17,934
We'll totally show them
hide and seek, Right?

828
00:25:17,968 --> 00:25:18,769
Okay.

829
00:25:18,802 --> 00:25:20,003
Yeah. Yeah.

830
00:25:20,036 --> 00:25:21,505
Yeah. So hide and
seek, the other thing.

831
00:25:21,538 --> 00:25:23,373
So you might be wondering
where we are right now.

832
00:25:23,406 --> 00:25:25,542
We can't tell you cause
to another secret place.

833
00:25:25,575 --> 00:25:27,277
And we don't even know cause

834
00:25:27,310 --> 00:25:28,545
we put bags over
each other's heads.

835
00:25:28,578 --> 00:25:31,281
And you what, it's not
the abandoned warehouse

836
00:25:31,314 --> 00:25:33,216
behind Olive Garden.

837
00:25:33,250 --> 00:25:34,785
- Not at all.
- No.

838
00:25:34,818 --> 00:25:38,655
- It's not an abandoned warehouse behind Olive Garden.
- How did you know that?

839
00:25:38,688 --> 00:25:41,124
I don't know that,
I said it wasn't that.

840
00:25:41,158 --> 00:25:44,828
It's not that, but so
vampire is very sneaky,

841
00:25:44,861 --> 00:25:46,329
very sneaky.

842
00:25:46,363 --> 00:25:49,633
So we have to hunt them and
we thought the best way to

843
00:25:49,666 --> 00:25:53,003
do that is to be like
the best hide and seekers

844
00:25:53,036 --> 00:25:54,204
in the world.

845
00:25:54,237 --> 00:25:56,473
So we take turns,
playing hide and seek.

846
00:25:56,506 --> 00:26:00,010
Most people count to maybe
10 or 20 to give time to,

847
00:26:00,043 --> 00:26:00,844
try three seconds.

848
00:26:00,877 --> 00:26:02,312
One, two, three.

849
00:26:02,345 --> 00:26:05,215
All right. Okay. I'm
not looking, not looking,

850
00:26:05,248 --> 00:26:06,082
vampire.

851
00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:08,618
All right, He's left.

852
00:26:08,652 --> 00:26:09,986
Okay. All right.

853
00:26:11,154 --> 00:26:12,722
I'll get your secret stake out.

854
00:26:12,756 --> 00:26:15,259
Even on, like
exercises like this,

855
00:26:15,293 --> 00:26:17,093
you got to play it
like it's for real.

856
00:26:17,127 --> 00:26:17,928
All right.

857
00:26:17,961 --> 00:26:19,129
So here we go.

858
00:26:24,734 --> 00:26:25,936
Okay.

859
00:26:25,969 --> 00:26:27,771
So he's somewhere
in here and this is

860
00:26:27,804 --> 00:26:29,573
the hide and seek part.

861
00:26:29,606 --> 00:26:31,942
Watch how good we are at it.

862
00:26:41,685 --> 00:26:43,820
Hah, I got him,
found the vampire.

863
00:26:43,854 --> 00:26:44,654
He's good.

864
00:26:44,688 --> 00:26:46,156
Found him, found him.

865
00:26:46,189 --> 00:26:47,657
All right, my turn now.

866
00:26:47,691 --> 00:26:49,526
If I was a vampire right now.

867
00:26:49,559 --> 00:26:50,493
You'd be so dead.

868
00:26:50,527 --> 00:26:52,229
I would be so dead.

869
00:26:52,263 --> 00:26:56,066
Sorry. I was excited, but
my favorite part is hiding.

870
00:26:56,099 --> 00:26:57,601
Okay. My turn?

871
00:26:57,634 --> 00:27:00,103
Yeah, your turn.
Okay, I got it,

872
00:27:00,136 --> 00:27:01,471
one, two, three.

873
00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:07,611
Gosh. He just went into night.

874
00:27:11,214 --> 00:27:14,818
Part of vampire hunting,
you're rely on your senses.

875
00:27:14,851 --> 00:27:17,621
One of those is, is hearing.

876
00:27:17,654 --> 00:27:20,924
So if you can hear
the drop of a noise,

877
00:27:23,327 --> 00:27:24,794
that's when you know...

878
00:27:24,828 --> 00:27:27,564
Got him, got him, got him,
stake on him, stake on him.

879
00:27:27,597 --> 00:27:28,832
He got me, he got me.

880
00:27:28,865 --> 00:27:30,800
The good idea with the bird.

881
00:27:30,834 --> 00:27:33,470
When you're hiding from
a vampire, you wanna

882
00:27:33,503 --> 00:27:36,673
you want to grab something
preferably cheerful.

883
00:27:36,706 --> 00:27:38,708
It kind of distracts from...

884
00:27:38,742 --> 00:27:40,076
I was going to
make bird noises.

885
00:27:40,110 --> 00:27:42,712
Cause vampires are
shape-shifters.

886
00:27:42,746 --> 00:27:43,747
It's not just bats.

887
00:27:43,780 --> 00:27:45,215
Bats eat birds,

888
00:27:46,650 --> 00:27:48,286
or is it birds eat bats?

889
00:27:48,319 --> 00:27:49,519
Both of them.

890
00:27:49,552 --> 00:27:51,221
Yeah, there's
eating each other.

891
00:27:51,255 --> 00:27:53,556
And you know, we'd
totally eat a bat.

892
00:27:53,590 --> 00:27:56,626
I'm going to set this back down.

893
00:27:56,660 --> 00:27:57,594
Yeah. Okay.

894
00:27:58,695 --> 00:27:59,496
But yeah.

895
00:27:59,529 --> 00:28:00,430
So that's hide and seek.

896
00:28:00,463 --> 00:28:01,898
It's hide and seek.

897
00:28:01,932 --> 00:28:02,699
That's our hide and
seek. We go back and forth

898
00:28:02,732 --> 00:28:04,034
with that all the time.

899
00:28:04,067 --> 00:28:06,236
Man. It's taking.

900
00:28:06,270 --> 00:28:07,070
Yeah. We're so fast.

901
00:28:07,103 --> 00:28:08,339
We're fast now.

902
00:28:08,372 --> 00:28:09,439
It's like, we've run
out of hiding spaces.

903
00:28:09,472 --> 00:28:11,975
We always know where they are.

904
00:28:13,643 --> 00:28:15,679
I'm running out of stuff
I can hold up to my face,

905
00:28:15,712 --> 00:28:17,580
- so that he can't see where I'm at.
- Yeah.

906
00:28:17,614 --> 00:28:21,319
It's crazy, how I have
zero facial recognition.

907
00:28:21,352 --> 00:28:22,819
It's still your face.

908
00:28:22,852 --> 00:28:25,522
He's like a newborn,
he's like a toddler.

909
00:28:25,555 --> 00:28:28,024
It's like, where
did go, oh my gosh.

910
00:28:28,058 --> 00:28:29,192
I was nervous.

911
00:28:30,294 --> 00:28:32,996
That's like,
our physical training.

912
00:28:33,029 --> 00:28:34,497
But you know, there's a lot

913
00:28:34,531 --> 00:28:36,099
of mental game that
goes into this.

914
00:28:36,132 --> 00:28:36,933
All right.

915
00:28:36,967 --> 00:28:38,201
Yeah.

916
00:28:38,234 --> 00:28:39,502
We both put a lot
of thought into it.

917
00:28:39,536 --> 00:28:41,504
So we've come up with
a secret handshake.

918
00:28:41,538 --> 00:28:44,074
That is our thing that
lets us know like, Hey

919
00:28:44,107 --> 00:28:47,445
we're part of the brotherhood
of vampire Hunting.

920
00:28:47,477 --> 00:28:49,646
This is not an imposter
you're dealing with,

921
00:28:49,679 --> 00:28:52,615
this is somebody
who knows vampire.

922
00:28:53,817 --> 00:28:54,617
Yeah. Yeah.

923
00:28:54,651 --> 00:28:56,320
So our secret handshake,

924
00:28:56,354 --> 00:28:58,255
if you want to know
the other person is

925
00:28:58,289 --> 00:28:59,756
in the vampire club,

926
00:28:59,789 --> 00:29:01,958
you walk up and you're like

927
00:29:01,992 --> 00:29:04,661
huh? No, it's not the left side.

928
00:29:07,298 --> 00:29:08,965
Yeah. It's not even a handshake.

929
00:29:08,999 --> 00:29:11,369
I never know if it's
my right or his left.

930
00:29:11,402 --> 00:29:13,636
It's my left.

931
00:29:13,670 --> 00:29:16,474
It's always the human's left.

932
00:29:16,506 --> 00:29:19,477
Yeah. Vampires too, vampire's
hearts are on the left side.

933
00:29:19,509 --> 00:29:23,580
Cause they were humans
that turned into vampires.

934
00:29:23,613 --> 00:29:25,015
It's like almost when you

935
00:29:25,048 --> 00:29:26,016
become a vampire, I don't
want to get too much

936
00:29:26,049 --> 00:29:27,117
into the science of it.

937
00:29:27,150 --> 00:29:28,985
But it's like you got passed

938
00:29:29,019 --> 00:29:31,154
into the mirror dimension

939
00:29:31,187 --> 00:29:34,425
and it's there
you're half alive.

940
00:29:34,458 --> 00:29:37,495
That's the exact
opposite of what I said.

941
00:29:37,527 --> 00:29:39,529
Yeah. But I didn't
want to correct you

942
00:29:39,562 --> 00:29:41,131
at the time, but yeah.

943
00:29:41,164 --> 00:29:42,366
Oh, okay.

944
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:43,633
You know what, let's
agree to disagree.

945
00:29:43,666 --> 00:29:44,468
Disagree on that one.

946
00:29:44,502 --> 00:29:45,403
Friends can do that.

947
00:29:45,436 --> 00:29:46,603
It's not an exact science.

948
00:29:46,636 --> 00:29:47,971
You know, it's
not, we're learning.

949
00:29:48,004 --> 00:29:49,572
All right, there's
room for error.

950
00:29:49,606 --> 00:29:51,107
There's always room for error.

951
00:29:51,141 --> 00:29:53,910
But we also, there's a secret
code that, cause you know what

952
00:29:53,943 --> 00:29:55,879
like we could be a vampire and...

953
00:29:55,912 --> 00:29:57,247
Even if we poke.

954
00:29:57,281 --> 00:29:58,416
Yeah. That's not a sure proof.

955
00:29:58,449 --> 00:29:59,350
Not foolproof.

956
00:29:59,383 --> 00:30:00,650
Yeah. It's like a name tag.

957
00:30:00,683 --> 00:30:01,851
Like, hey, I'm part of the club

958
00:30:01,885 --> 00:30:03,487
but I could be a
vampire underneath.

959
00:30:03,521 --> 00:30:04,954
Yeah.

960
00:30:04,988 --> 00:30:06,823
So we came up with
the sure fire way

961
00:30:06,856 --> 00:30:08,625
we know vampires hate garlic.

962
00:30:08,658 --> 00:30:10,226
Vampires hate it.

963
00:30:10,261 --> 00:30:12,629
So every time we separate

964
00:30:12,662 --> 00:30:15,031
from each other and
we come back together,

965
00:30:15,065 --> 00:30:18,168
we always make sure that
we eat a clove of garlic.

966
00:30:18,201 --> 00:30:20,670
- Always eat a clove of garlic.
- In front of the other person.

967
00:30:20,703 --> 00:30:24,641
The other person has to watch that
that's the garlic right there. All right.

968
00:30:24,674 --> 00:30:25,942
And we eat this and.

969
00:30:25,975 --> 00:30:26,810
Yeah.

970
00:30:28,546 --> 00:30:30,613
Let's eat ours.

971
00:30:30,647 --> 00:30:32,749
Cause I don't know if
you're a vampire right now.

972
00:30:32,782 --> 00:30:33,583
That's right.

973
00:30:33,616 --> 00:30:34,518
And same for you.

974
00:30:34,552 --> 00:30:35,453
We could either of us be.

975
00:30:35,486 --> 00:30:36,219
I could be a vampire, too.

976
00:30:36,253 --> 00:30:37,053
Yeah.

977
00:30:37,087 --> 00:30:37,921
Yeah.

978
00:30:39,122 --> 00:30:40,090
This is like the worst.

979
00:30:40,123 --> 00:30:41,091
No one likes eating garlic.

980
00:30:41,124 --> 00:30:42,526
No.

981
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:43,461
This is our least
favorite part of the club.

982
00:30:43,494 --> 00:30:44,462
Vampires dislike it more

983
00:30:44,495 --> 00:30:46,930
than the average
sensible person.

984
00:30:46,963 --> 00:30:48,098
Yeah, but we need to do this.

985
00:30:48,131 --> 00:30:50,633
That's why we bite the garlic.

986
00:31:11,921 --> 00:31:13,156
Are you a vampire?

987
00:31:13,189 --> 00:31:14,525
I'm not a vampire man,

988
00:31:14,558 --> 00:31:15,992
I just hate doing this.

989
00:31:16,025 --> 00:31:17,461
I hate it too.

990
00:31:17,495 --> 00:31:19,330
My tongue is really burning,
but we're no vampires

991
00:31:19,363 --> 00:31:22,366
because there would
be a violent reaction.

992
00:31:22,399 --> 00:31:25,168
So what we're doing right now,

993
00:31:25,201 --> 00:31:26,870
that's not, don't
pay attention to it.

994
00:31:26,903 --> 00:31:28,272
You didn't eat it, man.

995
00:31:28,305 --> 00:31:29,739
I bit it really hard.

996
00:31:29,772 --> 00:31:31,542
My tongue is burning.

997
00:31:33,377 --> 00:31:34,811
But that's normal.

998
00:31:34,844 --> 00:31:36,679
Yeah. That's our secrets...

999
00:31:36,713 --> 00:31:41,017
That's how we know the
other person is not a vampire.

1000
00:31:41,050 --> 00:31:42,752
Alright. Vincent Price.

1001
00:31:42,785 --> 00:31:43,920
Can we cut? Can we go?

1002
00:31:43,953 --> 00:31:45,221
I need a break.

1003
00:31:49,293 --> 00:31:51,027
Sometimes we like
to come to the park,

1004
00:31:51,060 --> 00:31:53,897
and just do our hunting here.

1005
00:31:53,930 --> 00:31:59,702
Because... we feel this
place vampires would go,

1006
00:31:59,736 --> 00:32:00,703
cause there's a lot of people.

1007
00:32:00,737 --> 00:32:03,873
Then the shade provides
adequate darkness for

1008
00:32:05,074 --> 00:32:05,875
Yeah.

1009
00:32:05,909 --> 00:32:07,378
...for vampires.

1010
00:32:07,411 --> 00:32:09,012
Cause like we said, vampires

1011
00:32:09,045 --> 00:32:10,780
they can't be in direct sunlight

1012
00:32:10,813 --> 00:32:11,615
but they could be
out in the day.

1013
00:32:11,649 --> 00:32:12,782
Out during the day.

1014
00:32:12,815 --> 00:32:13,750
This park's ideal, look?

1015
00:32:13,783 --> 00:32:15,251
Common misnomer.

1016
00:32:16,152 --> 00:32:17,086
Misnomer.

1017
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:18,221
Yeah. That's a good word.

1018
00:32:18,255 --> 00:32:19,189
I'm learning, man.

1019
00:32:19,222 --> 00:32:20,089
I'm proud of you.

1020
00:32:20,123 --> 00:32:20,924
Thanks.

1021
00:32:20,957 --> 00:32:22,759
Yeah, this is great.

1022
00:32:24,261 --> 00:32:25,728
Ah, man, you think back

1023
00:32:25,762 --> 00:32:28,299
to the first moment that
we started vampire hunting.

1024
00:32:28,332 --> 00:32:29,500
Yeah.

1025
00:32:29,533 --> 00:32:31,234
Ah, man, we were
doing it forever now.

1026
00:32:31,268 --> 00:32:33,270
It's been over 10 years.

1027
00:32:34,871 --> 00:32:36,674
Yeah, and I've been meaning to

1028
00:32:36,706 --> 00:32:38,107
talk a little bit about that.

1029
00:32:38,141 --> 00:32:39,976
I was wondering maybe,

1030
00:32:43,179 --> 00:32:44,381
I don't know...

1031
00:32:44,415 --> 00:32:45,982
If you want to
maybe like step it

1032
00:32:46,015 --> 00:32:50,086
up a little bit more and
we can move in together,

1033
00:32:50,987 --> 00:32:52,423
and be roommates.

1034
00:32:52,456 --> 00:32:53,624
Oh I mean,

1035
00:32:53,657 --> 00:32:55,392
And then we can
vampire hunt non-stop.

1036
00:32:55,426 --> 00:32:56,594
Sure, no. I mean.

1037
00:32:56,627 --> 00:32:58,329
Then we wouldn't have
to eat garlic cloves

1038
00:32:58,362 --> 00:33:00,264
in front of each other.

1039
00:33:05,302 --> 00:33:08,004
You know, I love
vampires more than anybody,

1040
00:33:08,037 --> 00:33:08,938
I got the tattoo.

1041
00:33:08,972 --> 00:33:09,806
You love to kill vampires.

1042
00:33:09,839 --> 00:33:10,740
Yeah, and...

1043
00:33:10,773 --> 00:33:12,676
Yeah, I got the tattoo, too.

1044
00:33:12,710 --> 00:33:16,145
But I just don't know if
the vampires haven't been...

1045
00:33:16,179 --> 00:33:17,615
Hold on, hold on.

1046
00:33:17,648 --> 00:33:20,750
Something's coming, mirror
check, mirror check.

1047
00:33:20,783 --> 00:33:21,918
All right, we're
good, we're good.

1048
00:33:21,951 --> 00:33:22,752
Okay.

1049
00:33:22,785 --> 00:33:23,587
It was a kid anyways.

1050
00:33:23,621 --> 00:33:24,555
I don't think...

1051
00:33:24,588 --> 00:33:26,122
Yeah, vampires can't be kids.

1052
00:33:26,155 --> 00:33:27,391
They suck them dry

1053
00:33:27,424 --> 00:33:29,460
before they could
even turn into one.

1054
00:33:29,493 --> 00:33:31,629
I mean, like, Anne Rice, like,
really pointed out

1055
00:33:31,662 --> 00:33:33,196
a big taboo of vampires.

1056
00:33:33,229 --> 00:33:34,531
You shouldn't turn kids,

1057
00:33:34,565 --> 00:33:36,367
because they're a
kid forever then.

1058
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,568
Yeah.

1059
00:33:37,601 --> 00:33:39,303
Man they're crying over there.

1060
00:33:39,336 --> 00:33:40,803
Okay.

1061
00:33:40,837 --> 00:33:43,407
No, I was just thinking
that vampires, having...

1062
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:44,708
Haven't what?

1063
00:33:47,278 --> 00:33:48,612
Really been in

1064
00:33:50,913 --> 00:33:52,115
since like 20 I don't know,

1065
00:33:52,148 --> 00:33:54,418
when the last Twilight
movie came out,

1066
00:33:54,451 --> 00:33:55,352
like, 2015.

1067
00:33:56,353 --> 00:33:57,920
I mean just because vampires

1068
00:33:57,954 --> 00:34:00,223
aren't, like,
a hit fad right now.

1069
00:34:01,592 --> 00:34:03,661
I'm saying if we wanted
to expand the group

1070
00:34:03,694 --> 00:34:06,229
a little bit, past,
I'm not trying

1071
00:34:06,263 --> 00:34:08,432
to get another Toby in there.

1072
00:34:08,465 --> 00:34:09,266
I don't want an idiot.

1073
00:34:09,300 --> 00:34:10,099
Oh my gosh.

1074
00:34:10,133 --> 00:34:11,502
I hate Toby so much.

1075
00:34:11,535 --> 00:34:13,604
Why not add a little,

1076
00:34:13,637 --> 00:34:15,606
a different flavor
other than us.

1077
00:34:15,639 --> 00:34:16,806
Nothing wrong with...

1078
00:34:16,839 --> 00:34:18,007
Why we need more
people though?

1079
00:34:18,041 --> 00:34:20,778
I mean, when we tried
to bring in Toby,

1080
00:34:20,810 --> 00:34:23,714
Toby sucked, he sucked
worse than a vampire

1081
00:34:23,747 --> 00:34:25,181
Yeah, but you have
never met anybody

1082
00:34:25,214 --> 00:34:27,418
who sucked worse than Toby.

1083
00:34:27,451 --> 00:34:29,320
It can't be one out there.

1084
00:34:29,353 --> 00:34:32,389
Do you want to try
to find someone worse?

1085
00:34:32,423 --> 00:34:33,624
Cause that's what we'll do.

1086
00:34:33,657 --> 00:34:35,526
And we open the flood
gates to our group.

1087
00:34:35,559 --> 00:34:36,794
Our group is premium.

1088
00:34:36,826 --> 00:34:38,061
I'm not talking
about flood Gates.

1089
00:34:38,094 --> 00:34:40,997
I'm talking about
maybe a drip gate.

1090
00:34:41,030 --> 00:34:42,733
Just let in one or two.

1091
00:34:42,766 --> 00:34:44,301
No, it's not one or two man.

1092
00:34:44,335 --> 00:34:45,234
Look around, there's
plenty of people.

1093
00:34:45,269 --> 00:34:46,169
Do you know how many people

1094
00:34:46,202 --> 00:34:47,571
watch our Facebook live stream

1095
00:34:47,604 --> 00:34:48,772
when we talk about
vampire things, all right?

1096
00:34:48,806 --> 00:34:49,939
We get like six followers.

1097
00:34:49,972 --> 00:34:50,907
We do, yeah.

1098
00:34:50,940 --> 00:34:52,041
Six viewers every time.

1099
00:34:52,075 --> 00:34:52,875
Yeah.

1100
00:34:52,909 --> 00:34:54,345
Every time.

1101
00:34:54,378 --> 00:34:57,013
So one of those six
might be, I'm just saying.

1102
00:34:57,046 --> 00:34:59,082
It wouldn't be just saying,
it's been those six people.

1103
00:34:59,115 --> 00:35:01,184
No three people, and
then those three people,

1104
00:35:01,217 --> 00:35:02,018
know more people.

1105
00:35:02,051 --> 00:35:02,985
It's been 10 years.

1106
00:35:03,019 --> 00:35:03,821
All right.

1107
00:35:03,853 --> 00:35:05,054
Our thing going to end

1108
00:35:05,088 --> 00:35:06,490
up turning into a
big pyramid scheme.

1109
00:35:06,523 --> 00:35:07,890
Yeah.

1110
00:35:07,924 --> 00:35:10,728
Yeah, I see what you're
saying, but it's been 10 years.

1111
00:35:10,761 --> 00:35:11,662
Stew.

1112
00:35:11,695 --> 00:35:12,463
It's been more than 10 years.

1113
00:35:12,496 --> 00:35:13,397
It's been 10 years.

1114
00:35:13,430 --> 00:35:14,230
Everrett.

1115
00:35:14,264 --> 00:35:15,466
Okay.

1116
00:35:15,499 --> 00:35:17,100
And I'm just saying

1117
00:35:18,302 --> 00:35:21,938
we haven't for sure
seen a vampire yet.

1118
00:35:21,971 --> 00:35:23,139
What have we spent?

1119
00:35:23,172 --> 00:35:24,073
I mean, we haven't even.

1120
00:35:24,107 --> 00:35:25,275
Dude, we're looking every day

1121
00:35:25,309 --> 00:35:26,677
We haven't even
expand into the ghoul.

1122
00:35:26,710 --> 00:35:27,378
Hold on, there's
another one mirror check.

1123
00:35:27,411 --> 00:35:28,812
Hold on, stop.

1124
00:35:28,846 --> 00:35:30,146
Hey, stop, mirror check.

1125
00:35:30,179 --> 00:35:31,682
This is important.

1126
00:35:32,683 --> 00:35:33,717
Okay, What is it? We're good?

1127
00:35:33,751 --> 00:35:34,651
We're good, We're good.

1128
00:35:34,685 --> 00:35:36,152
Yeah, of course. We're good,

1129
00:35:36,185 --> 00:35:37,920
because there's no vampires
out there is what I'm saying.

1130
00:35:37,954 --> 00:35:38,756
so, I'm just saying...

1131
00:35:38,789 --> 00:35:39,556
That right there.

1132
00:35:39,590 --> 00:35:40,824
Okay. Maybe, hold on.

1133
00:35:40,858 --> 00:35:43,861
There's someone over
there, mirror check.

1134
00:35:45,228 --> 00:35:46,028
Yeah, no.

1135
00:35:46,062 --> 00:35:47,297
You know me,

1136
00:35:47,331 --> 00:35:49,132
I can watch Buffy the
Vampire Slayer seven,

1137
00:35:49,165 --> 00:35:50,434
eight times in a row.

1138
00:35:50,467 --> 00:35:51,268
All right.

1139
00:35:51,301 --> 00:35:52,101
Every week.

1140
00:35:52,135 --> 00:35:53,604
And it never gets old.

1141
00:35:53,637 --> 00:35:56,005
But then our life isn't
Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

1142
00:35:56,038 --> 00:35:57,341
I haven't seen a vampire.

1143
00:35:57,374 --> 00:35:58,542
I haven't seen Buffy.

1144
00:35:58,575 --> 00:36:00,744
I haven't seen anybody
who remotely looks

1145
00:36:00,778 --> 00:36:02,446
like Kristy Swanson,

1146
00:36:05,349 --> 00:36:07,518
since we started this junk

1147
00:36:07,551 --> 00:36:08,819
and I guess I'm tired of it.

1148
00:36:08,852 --> 00:36:10,354
Maybe I'm a little bit lonely.

1149
00:36:10,387 --> 00:36:12,155
Maybe I have the needs of a man.

1150
00:36:12,188 --> 00:36:14,792
Hey, I have the
needs a man too.

1151
00:36:14,825 --> 00:36:16,427
All right.

1152
00:36:16,460 --> 00:36:17,628
Hey look, we're just going
through a rough patch, all right?

1153
00:36:17,661 --> 00:36:19,962
We're still technically
a starter business.

1154
00:36:19,996 --> 00:36:21,465
We're not a business.

1155
00:36:21,498 --> 00:36:22,666
There's no business happening
here, there's no money.

1156
00:36:22,699 --> 00:36:24,668
We're in the business
of vampire hunting.

1157
00:36:24,701 --> 00:36:26,470
Okay, why did you get
your stake at me man?

1158
00:36:26,503 --> 00:36:27,704
I'm sorry.

1159
00:36:27,738 --> 00:36:31,941
I'm sorry. I didn't mean,
I'll point it away.

1160
00:36:31,974 --> 00:36:32,942
No, I'm sorry.

1161
00:36:32,975 --> 00:36:33,777
I just, I don't know.

1162
00:36:33,811 --> 00:36:34,711
These are thoughts,

1163
00:36:34,745 --> 00:36:35,913
You try not to indulge them

1164
00:36:35,945 --> 00:36:38,649
but they just circling
around the brain.

1165
00:36:38,682 --> 00:36:39,750
I don't know.

1166
00:36:41,685 --> 00:36:43,152
I just, I feel like I'm

1167
00:36:43,186 --> 00:36:45,255
at a point where we we've
been doing this a while.

1168
00:36:45,289 --> 00:36:48,325
And it's been the same
thing, day after day.

1169
00:36:48,358 --> 00:36:50,327
Well, yeah, because
hunt vampires.

1170
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,362
There's not a lot extra to it.

1171
00:36:52,396 --> 00:36:54,631
It's like, go sit in the park,

1172
00:36:54,665 --> 00:36:56,834
mirror check everyone.

1173
00:36:56,867 --> 00:37:00,504
Yeah, but hunting vampires
without actual, the vampires,

1174
00:37:00,537 --> 00:37:05,542
it's more just walking around
with wood in our hands,

1175
00:37:06,142 --> 00:37:07,009
which isn't fun.

1176
00:37:08,512 --> 00:37:10,179
This is pretty fun,
I mean, like,

1177
00:37:10,213 --> 00:37:12,014
when we go around

1178
00:37:12,048 --> 00:37:13,750
people pay attention
to us, all right.

1179
00:37:13,784 --> 00:37:15,352
This looks intimidating.

1180
00:37:15,385 --> 00:37:16,286
All right.

1181
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,221
Don't you feel intimidating?

1182
00:37:18,255 --> 00:37:19,490
With your wood in my face?

1183
00:37:19,523 --> 00:37:21,123
No, thank you very much.

1184
00:37:21,157 --> 00:37:22,259
It's a stake.

1185
00:37:22,292 --> 00:37:24,428
With your stake in my face?

1186
00:37:24,461 --> 00:37:26,195
All right, look, I'm sorry.

1187
00:37:26,229 --> 00:37:28,164
We haven't hunted vampire, okay.

1188
00:37:28,197 --> 00:37:31,067
At some point in time, we're
going to find a vampire.

1189
00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:33,337
It's just law of statistics.

1190
00:37:33,370 --> 00:37:34,938
Once you look at so many people,

1191
00:37:34,972 --> 00:37:37,106
one of them is
gonna be a vampire.

1192
00:37:37,139 --> 00:37:37,941
I agree.

1193
00:37:37,975 --> 00:37:38,876
I do agree with...

1194
00:37:38,909 --> 00:37:39,810
You can't leave me, man.

1195
00:37:39,843 --> 00:37:40,477
We started this together.

1196
00:37:40,511 --> 00:37:41,411
If you're gone...

1197
00:37:41,445 --> 00:37:42,346
I'm not trying to leave you.

1198
00:37:42,379 --> 00:37:43,480
I'm not trying to leave you.

1199
00:37:43,514 --> 00:37:44,915
Cause it sounds like you,

1200
00:37:44,948 --> 00:37:45,849
well it sounds like
you're trying to leave me.

1201
00:37:45,883 --> 00:37:47,016
I love you, I love you, man.

1202
00:37:47,049 --> 00:37:48,285
Well, you haven't
even looked me

1203
00:37:48,318 --> 00:37:49,486
in the eye once in
this conversation.

1204
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:50,654
I've been looking
you in the eye.

1205
00:37:50,687 --> 00:37:52,756
No, you're like
looking off over there.

1206
00:37:52,789 --> 00:37:53,690
I'm right here.

1207
00:37:53,724 --> 00:37:54,925
Maybe it's your lazy eye.

1208
00:37:54,958 --> 00:37:56,994
It makes it difficult
to track where to look.

1209
00:37:57,026 --> 00:37:58,529
Okay. Now you're
just being mean.

1210
00:37:58,562 --> 00:38:00,330
I do not have a lazy eye.

1211
00:38:00,364 --> 00:38:02,299
Just being rude, mirror check.

1212
00:38:02,332 --> 00:38:03,767
Sorry, I've been
in a weird space.

1213
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,002
Look at that person.

1214
00:38:05,034 --> 00:38:06,403
Ever since we
came to the park.

1215
00:38:06,436 --> 00:38:07,871
Okay.

1216
00:38:07,905 --> 00:38:08,705
What?

1217
00:38:08,739 --> 00:38:10,239
No, no there's no one.

1218
00:38:10,274 --> 00:38:11,508
There's no one like there's
no reflection, there's no one

1219
00:38:11,542 --> 00:38:13,075
No, I was saying
okay, we're good.

1220
00:38:13,109 --> 00:38:14,578
I was saying, okay, We're good.

1221
00:38:14,611 --> 00:38:15,445
Okay.

1222
00:38:15,479 --> 00:38:17,414
We're good,
they are not a vampire.

1223
00:38:17,447 --> 00:38:18,682
Well, say that, man.

1224
00:38:18,715 --> 00:38:19,616
I mean, just someone's
going to have

1225
00:38:19,650 --> 00:38:20,684
to breathe a little fresh air

1226
00:38:20,717 --> 00:38:22,619
into this relationship,

1227
00:38:23,854 --> 00:38:25,689
into this cooperation,

1228
00:38:27,691 --> 00:38:28,892
Friendship.

1229
00:38:28,926 --> 00:38:30,494
Friendship, whatever
you want to call it.

1230
00:38:30,527 --> 00:38:31,328
Camaraderie.

1231
00:38:31,361 --> 00:38:32,863
Camaraderie, sure.

1232
00:38:33,864 --> 00:38:34,865
All right.

1233
00:38:35,899 --> 00:38:37,301
Okay, What about this?

1234
00:38:37,334 --> 00:38:40,437
I'm just starting to
think this was a miss-stake.

1235
00:38:45,141 --> 00:38:47,911
See, that's why
you can't leave.

1236
00:38:47,945 --> 00:38:49,646
If you left, I
wouldn't have anyone

1237
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:50,914
to make stupid jokes like that.

1238
00:38:50,948 --> 00:38:54,051
Stupid jokes, that's
a way to put it, but.

1239
00:38:54,083 --> 00:38:55,452
Yeah. All right.

1240
00:38:55,485 --> 00:38:57,254
What about this? Okay.

1241
00:38:57,287 --> 00:38:58,120
Yeah.

1242
00:38:59,289 --> 00:39:02,693
What if we hunt more
than just vampires?

1243
00:39:02,726 --> 00:39:04,361
Where we expand our repertoire?

1244
00:39:04,394 --> 00:39:05,862
I mean, we're talking
about the seven kinds.

1245
00:39:05,896 --> 00:39:10,367
I don't know, maybe ghouls
or, or Minotaurs or giraffes?

1246
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:11,200
Sasquatch.

1247
00:39:11,233 --> 00:39:12,436
Sasquatch.

1248
00:39:12,469 --> 00:39:15,072
Sasquatch, I've heard
bad things about him.

1249
00:39:15,104 --> 00:39:19,576
I knew a guy over in
the Rocky Mountains who.

1250
00:39:19,610 --> 00:39:20,410
Who, what?

1251
00:39:20,444 --> 00:39:22,211
You didn't finish.

1252
00:39:22,244 --> 00:39:23,447
It's implied.

1253
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:24,881
What I was meaning,
hunted Sasquatch.

1254
00:39:24,915 --> 00:39:26,450
What did you imply?

1255
00:39:26,483 --> 00:39:27,985
Hunting Sasquatch.

1256
00:39:28,018 --> 00:39:32,489
Yeah, but what happened
to the guy in the Rockies?

1257
00:39:32,522 --> 00:39:34,190
He was hunting Sasquatch.

1258
00:39:34,223 --> 00:39:36,225
Oh, you were just
saying he was hunting, oh.

1259
00:39:36,259 --> 00:39:37,494
why didn't you say that?

1260
00:39:37,527 --> 00:39:38,762
It was in the whole story.

1261
00:39:38,795 --> 00:39:40,998
Cause it was implied, Stewart.

1262
00:39:41,031 --> 00:39:42,733
Well, I like things
straight into the.

1263
00:39:42,766 --> 00:39:44,101
I know you do.

1264
00:39:45,769 --> 00:39:49,006
What if we differentiate what
we're hunting a little bit.

1265
00:39:49,039 --> 00:39:50,440
I'm talking about
incorporating some

1266
00:39:50,474 --> 00:39:52,109
of the other seven kinds.

1267
00:39:52,141 --> 00:39:54,011
We can you do that,
like werewolves?

1268
00:39:54,044 --> 00:39:56,013
Yeah, giraffes, Minotaurs.

1269
00:39:56,046 --> 00:39:57,114
I think giraffes
are endangered,

1270
00:39:57,146 --> 00:39:58,081
I don't think we can hunt them.

1271
00:39:58,115 --> 00:39:59,316
Owls.

1272
00:39:59,349 --> 00:40:02,052
Owls, definitely
owls are endangered.

1273
00:40:02,085 --> 00:40:03,219
Yeah, they're dangerous.

1274
00:40:03,253 --> 00:40:04,287
I'll tell you that much.

1275
00:40:04,321 --> 00:40:05,221
No, endangered.

1276
00:40:05,255 --> 00:40:06,490
I'm gonna take them down.

1277
00:40:06,523 --> 00:40:09,092
It's whole eminent,
imminent thing again.

1278
00:40:10,293 --> 00:40:12,729
You're my best bud.
I'll do anything for you.

1279
00:40:12,763 --> 00:40:13,597
I'll do anything.

1280
00:40:13,630 --> 00:40:14,931
Great man.

1281
00:40:14,965 --> 00:40:16,333
Hunt vampires,
werewolves, all that stuff.

1282
00:40:16,366 --> 00:40:17,634
That's great.

1283
00:40:19,036 --> 00:40:21,505
I'm not seeing
a lot of people.

1284
00:40:21,538 --> 00:40:23,707
Oh, hold on, mirror check.

1285
00:40:25,442 --> 00:40:26,877
Dude, she has no reflection.

1286
00:40:26,910 --> 00:40:27,811
Who?

1287
00:40:27,844 --> 00:40:29,046
Look, she has no reflection.

1288
00:40:29,079 --> 00:40:29,846
Don't look, don't look,
she has no reflection.

1289
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:30,614
Look, look at me.

1290
00:40:30,647 --> 00:40:31,448
Look at me.

1291
00:40:31,481 --> 00:40:32,282
Okay.

1292
00:40:32,315 --> 00:40:33,116
Okay, no reflection.

1293
00:40:33,150 --> 00:40:35,419
Shiny around my eyes.

1294
00:40:35,452 --> 00:40:36,687
It's a vampire,

1295
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:37,487
Okay, look, don't
make eye contact.

1296
00:40:37,521 --> 00:40:38,455
Don't make eye contact.

1297
00:40:38,488 --> 00:40:40,189
Okay. Just play cool.

1298
00:40:40,222 --> 00:40:43,293
Do either one of
you know the time?

1299
00:40:46,129 --> 00:40:46,963
Hello?

1300
00:40:49,633 --> 00:40:53,403
I was wondering, do you
know what time it is?

1301
00:40:55,405 --> 00:40:56,807
Right there,

1302
00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:01,044
on the smartphone that you're
putting in your pocket?

1303
00:41:05,782 --> 00:41:06,583
Excuse me?

1304
00:41:07,984 --> 00:41:08,785
Hello?

1305
00:41:10,654 --> 00:41:15,292
You're not going to answer
me a simple question?

1306
00:41:15,325 --> 00:41:17,060
Just what time it is.

1307
00:41:22,933 --> 00:41:24,568
All right. Whatever.

1308
00:41:37,013 --> 00:41:38,148
Were you holding your
breath all that time?

1309
00:41:38,181 --> 00:41:38,982
Yeah.

1310
00:41:39,015 --> 00:41:40,117
Yeah, me too.

1311
00:41:40,150 --> 00:41:41,351
I'm not a fool,

1312
00:41:41,384 --> 00:41:42,753
I know not to breathe
when a vampire is there.

1313
00:41:42,786 --> 00:41:45,455
Shh, it's a vampire
she has good hearing.

1314
00:41:45,489 --> 00:41:46,823
Okay, she probably could hear

1315
00:41:46,857 --> 00:41:47,724
that we weren't
breathing the whole time.

1316
00:41:47,758 --> 00:41:48,925
Did she leave?

1317
00:41:48,959 --> 00:41:50,794
You have visual,
do you have visual?

1318
00:41:50,827 --> 00:41:52,362
I have visual, I have visual.

1319
00:41:52,395 --> 00:41:55,699
Okay. Oh my gosh, she's
hunting someone else.

1320
00:41:55,732 --> 00:41:58,468
She's hunting someone else,

1321
00:41:58,502 --> 00:41:59,436
Okay, stake.

1322
00:41:59,469 --> 00:42:00,937
Okay. Just stay calm, stay calm.

1323
00:42:00,971 --> 00:42:02,439
I'm calm man.

1324
00:42:02,472 --> 00:42:03,640
How can all these things
happen when there's just

1325
00:42:03,673 --> 00:42:05,175
a joyous family
playing over there.

1326
00:42:05,208 --> 00:42:07,844
And I just said that we
would never see a vampire.

1327
00:42:07,878 --> 00:42:09,846
I know, of all the
times for this to happen.

1328
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:13,150
This is, this just
feels very serendipitous

1329
00:42:13,183 --> 00:42:15,919
and problematic
at the same time.

1330
00:42:17,020 --> 00:42:18,054
Okay, listen,

1331
00:42:20,390 --> 00:42:21,858
we gotta save that girl's life.

1332
00:42:21,892 --> 00:42:23,760
This is what we've trained
our whole life to do.

1333
00:42:23,794 --> 00:42:25,263
We got our stakes.

1334
00:42:26,630 --> 00:42:27,564
Right, don't look
her in the eyes,

1335
00:42:27,597 --> 00:42:28,832
I won't look in the eyes.

1336
00:42:28,865 --> 00:42:30,066
And we gonna stab
her in the chest.

1337
00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:31,269
Stab on the chest.

1338
00:42:31,301 --> 00:42:32,235
Look me in the face, okay.

1339
00:42:32,270 --> 00:42:33,503
The face.

1340
00:42:33,537 --> 00:42:34,304
We gonna stab her
staff in the chest.

1341
00:42:34,337 --> 00:42:35,539
Stab her in the chest.

1342
00:42:35,572 --> 00:42:38,175
- Stab her in the chest.
- Stab her in the chest.

1343
00:42:38,208 --> 00:42:41,044
- Stab her in the chest.
- Stab her in the chest.

1344
00:42:41,077 --> 00:42:41,912
Okay.

1345
00:42:45,649 --> 00:42:46,449
She's got a victim.

1346
00:42:46,483 --> 00:42:47,285
Casual, more casual.

1347
00:42:47,317 --> 00:42:49,252
Yeah, be casual, okay.

1348
00:42:49,287 --> 00:42:51,955
All right, we're gonna hunt her.

1349
00:42:54,024 --> 00:42:56,426
Hey, look at us, okay.

1350
00:42:56,459 --> 00:42:57,327
Shh, we're gonna go.

1351
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,563
We're gonna go hunt her.

1352
00:42:59,596 --> 00:43:00,797
All right.

1353
00:43:00,831 --> 00:43:02,632
What we think
is going on here.

1354
00:43:02,666 --> 00:43:03,700
She's gonna eat her.

1355
00:43:03,733 --> 00:43:06,336
Lure her back to the lair.

1356
00:43:06,369 --> 00:43:08,104
Yeah. All right.

1357
00:43:08,138 --> 00:43:09,606
Stay back, Okay.

1358
00:43:09,639 --> 00:43:13,877
Vampires, they have a kind
of a decent sense of smell.

1359
00:43:13,910 --> 00:43:16,314
And we smell really
strong of garlic.

1360
00:43:16,346 --> 00:43:18,481
Cause we ate garlic cloves.

1361
00:43:18,515 --> 00:43:19,983
Yeah. So you got to make sure.

1362
00:43:20,016 --> 00:43:21,484
Okay, quick quick.

1363
00:43:23,620 --> 00:43:27,190
We're gonna call
on our training here,

1364
00:43:27,224 --> 00:43:28,458
bring back to hide and seek,

1365
00:43:28,491 --> 00:43:29,993
bring it back like we're
back in the warehouse.

1366
00:43:30,026 --> 00:43:31,262
Yeah, except this time

1367
00:43:31,295 --> 00:43:34,064
there's no hiding,
it's just seeking.

1368
00:43:56,887 --> 00:43:58,388
Okay. All right.

1369
00:43:58,421 --> 00:44:00,123
That's my stake in your back.

1370
00:44:00,156 --> 00:44:01,391
Yeah, I know.

1371
00:44:07,265 --> 00:44:08,332
Hey, come on.

1372
00:44:21,077 --> 00:44:22,545
Okay.

1373
00:44:22,579 --> 00:44:24,447
Are you nuts?

1374
00:44:24,481 --> 00:44:26,883
All right, let's go.

1375
00:44:40,830 --> 00:44:43,433
She's right there. Okay?
We're gonna get her.

1376
00:44:53,311 --> 00:44:54,811
Vincent Price, Vincent price.

1377
00:44:54,844 --> 00:44:55,845
I'm sorry.

1378
00:44:59,015 --> 00:45:00,116
Are you okay?

1379
00:45:09,592 --> 00:45:11,828
There's not a lot of cover.

1380
00:45:14,931 --> 00:45:18,768
I'm fine, I'm fine,
let's just get the vamp.

1381
00:45:23,707 --> 00:45:26,377
Hey, psst, get down, get down.

1382
00:45:33,183 --> 00:45:35,085
Hey, you're an idiot.

1383
00:45:45,495 --> 00:45:47,764
We're gonna follow.

1384
00:46:02,812 --> 00:46:04,748
We gotta do the test.

1385
00:46:13,656 --> 00:46:14,557
No. You're right.

1386
00:46:14,591 --> 00:46:15,558
We have to do all the tests.

1387
00:46:15,592 --> 00:46:16,494
All the tests.

1388
00:46:16,526 --> 00:46:17,428
Okay. We can't be wrong again

1389
00:46:17,461 --> 00:46:19,996
like we were those other times.

1390
00:46:20,030 --> 00:46:23,633
Okay. If she's real
vamp, all the tests.

1391
00:46:23,666 --> 00:46:24,634
We're talking garlic.

1392
00:46:24,667 --> 00:46:25,668
Yeah, the stakes.

1393
00:46:25,702 --> 00:46:26,504
Stakes.

1394
00:46:26,536 --> 00:46:27,871
Yeah, a blood test.

1395
00:46:27,904 --> 00:46:29,005
Blood test.

1396
00:46:31,475 --> 00:46:33,143
No, you will not, test first.

1397
00:46:33,176 --> 00:46:34,244
Test first.

1398
00:46:34,278 --> 00:46:35,312
You idiot.

1399
00:46:35,346 --> 00:46:36,347
Garlic test.

1400
00:46:39,616 --> 00:46:41,151
You didn't smash it.

1401
00:46:41,184 --> 00:46:42,185
Do it again.

1402
00:46:43,454 --> 00:46:44,355
Okay. Alright.

1403
00:46:44,388 --> 00:46:45,456
Ready? You ring the bell.

1404
00:46:45,489 --> 00:46:46,956
I'll knock.

1405
00:46:58,968 --> 00:47:00,036
She's coming.

1406
00:47:06,910 --> 00:47:09,547
It didn't work, she
just turned around

1407
00:47:09,579 --> 00:47:11,482
- Inclusive, inclusive.
- Inconclusive, Inconclusive.

1408
00:47:13,149 --> 00:47:14,851
What did you say?

1409
00:47:14,884 --> 00:47:16,719
Did you say in coclusive?

1410
00:47:16,753 --> 00:47:17,954
Incoclusive.

1411
00:47:17,987 --> 00:47:19,390
Inconclusive.

1412
00:47:19,423 --> 00:47:21,292
Not conclusive.

1413
00:47:21,325 --> 00:47:23,026
Inconclusive.

1414
00:47:23,059 --> 00:47:23,860
Test two.

1415
00:47:23,893 --> 00:47:24,928
All right, test two.

1416
00:47:24,961 --> 00:47:26,096
Mirror test.

1417
00:47:26,129 --> 00:47:26,930
Test two.

1418
00:47:26,963 --> 00:47:27,764
Test two.

1419
00:47:27,797 --> 00:47:28,631
Yeah.

1420
00:47:33,069 --> 00:47:33,870
Okay.

1421
00:47:33,903 --> 00:47:34,704
I'll knock.

1422
00:47:34,737 --> 00:47:36,005
I'll ring it.

1423
00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:38,342
Go, go, go.

1424
00:48:00,598 --> 00:48:01,931
Hey, Everrett.

1425
00:48:04,934 --> 00:48:07,837
I don't think that
was a good test.

1426
00:48:07,871 --> 00:48:10,441
She didn't even see the mirror.

1427
00:48:12,976 --> 00:48:15,479
We didn't hold up the mirror.

1428
00:48:16,779 --> 00:48:18,315
Not conclusive.

1429
00:48:18,349 --> 00:48:20,049
Not even close.

1430
00:48:20,083 --> 00:48:21,251
Stake test.

1431
00:48:21,285 --> 00:48:24,754
We're gonna leave these
stakes at the door,

1432
00:48:24,787 --> 00:48:27,391
and she's scared, see
it, she's gonna run away.

1433
00:48:27,424 --> 00:48:28,325
All right.

1434
00:48:28,359 --> 00:48:29,360
A lot of fear in her eyes.

1435
00:48:29,393 --> 00:48:30,294
All right.

1436
00:48:30,327 --> 00:48:32,762
So let's point it out the door.

1437
00:48:33,963 --> 00:48:35,432
Okay, make they're pointed.

1438
00:48:35,466 --> 00:48:37,601
Okay. I'll knock.

1439
00:48:39,503 --> 00:48:40,337
Go, go.

1440
00:49:08,731 --> 00:49:10,634
That didn't look
like she was scared.

1441
00:49:10,668 --> 00:49:11,569
Not conclusive.

1442
00:49:11,602 --> 00:49:13,671
Yeah. She wasn't scared.

1443
00:49:15,104 --> 00:49:17,974
I think, but we also
weren't holding them either.

1444
00:49:18,007 --> 00:49:19,209
So, yeah, inconclusive.

1445
00:49:19,242 --> 00:49:20,944
I bet if we were holding them,

1446
00:49:20,977 --> 00:49:23,947
but I'm not standing there
without knowing she's a vampire.

1447
00:49:23,980 --> 00:49:25,516
I mean, we stalked
her from the park.

1448
00:49:25,549 --> 00:49:26,883
That's kind of illegal.

1449
00:49:26,916 --> 00:49:29,553
So it leaves one option.

1450
00:49:29,587 --> 00:49:30,521
You're right.

1451
00:49:30,554 --> 00:49:33,257
It's the last final option.

1452
00:49:33,290 --> 00:49:35,225
It's a pretty final option.

1453
00:49:35,259 --> 00:49:37,093
Cause I only have so much blood.

1454
00:49:37,126 --> 00:49:38,429
Yeah.

1455
00:49:38,462 --> 00:49:39,263
Blood test

1456
00:49:39,296 --> 00:49:40,564
Blood test.

1457
00:49:40,598 --> 00:49:42,566
There's a lot of blood,

1458
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:43,766
that's a lot of blood

1459
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:44,901
Blood test.

1460
00:49:45,768 --> 00:49:46,570
You okay?

1461
00:49:46,604 --> 00:49:47,504
I'm good.

1462
00:49:47,538 --> 00:49:49,739
I'm going to set it down.

1463
00:49:49,772 --> 00:49:50,574
Okay.

1464
00:49:50,608 --> 00:49:51,408
What are you doing?

1465
00:49:51,442 --> 00:49:52,242
I'm lying dead.

1466
00:49:52,276 --> 00:49:53,176
No, no.

1467
00:49:53,209 --> 00:49:53,977
Carry me, I'm gonna fall,

1468
00:49:54,010 --> 00:49:55,479
I'm gonna pass out.

1469
00:49:55,512 --> 00:49:57,113
I'm gonna pass out.

1470
00:50:32,716 --> 00:50:35,084
Stewart, Stewart,
she took them.

1471
00:50:35,118 --> 00:50:36,019
She took the bait.

1472
00:50:36,052 --> 00:50:37,920
She took it, all of it?

1473
00:50:37,954 --> 00:50:39,155
We got a vamp.

1474
00:50:39,188 --> 00:50:41,659
Can I get some
of my blood back?

1475
00:50:42,992 --> 00:50:44,160
I don't think so.

1476
00:50:44,193 --> 00:50:46,330
I don't know if I could walk.

1477
00:50:46,363 --> 00:50:47,163
Oh wait.

1478
00:50:47,196 --> 00:50:48,097
Stay with me.

1479
00:50:48,131 --> 00:50:49,366
We got a vamp, we got vampire.

1480
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:50,800
We got a vampire?

1481
00:50:50,833 --> 00:50:52,436
We got a vampire.

1482
00:50:52,469 --> 00:50:54,203
We got a vampire.

1483
00:50:54,237 --> 00:50:57,974
You beautiful, yes,
we got a vampire. Okay.

1484
00:51:01,345 --> 00:51:02,279
All right.

1485
00:51:02,313 --> 00:51:04,180
I feel sick.

1486
00:51:04,213 --> 00:51:07,083
You don't look so good.

1487
00:51:07,116 --> 00:51:10,621
Yeah. Maybe cutting and
getting all that blood.

1488
00:51:10,654 --> 00:51:11,789
You want a kiss?

1489
00:51:11,821 --> 00:51:12,623
No, no.

1490
00:51:13,823 --> 00:51:15,292
Vincent Price.

1491
00:51:15,326 --> 00:51:17,126
Vincent Price. Okay.

1492
00:51:18,395 --> 00:51:20,096
I just need a minute.

1493
00:51:20,129 --> 00:51:22,165
You got a juice
box or something?

1494
00:51:22,198 --> 00:51:23,767
I think my electrolytes are low.

1495
00:51:23,801 --> 00:51:24,768
All right.

1496
00:51:28,539 --> 00:51:29,573
- I'm good now.
- You're good?

1497
00:51:29,606 --> 00:51:30,808
I'm good, I got a
juice box, I'm good.

1498
00:51:30,873 --> 00:51:31,608
You were a little
woozy back there.

1499
00:51:31,642 --> 00:51:33,142
I was, I'm good now.

1500
00:51:33,176 --> 00:51:33,811
All right, we're going to
kill this vampire though.

1501
00:51:33,843 --> 00:51:34,611
We've got this.

1502
00:51:34,645 --> 00:51:36,313
Take this

1503
00:51:36,347 --> 00:51:38,848
Stab stab stab stab stab stab.

1504
00:51:46,724 --> 00:51:48,559
These aren't enough.

1505
00:51:48,592 --> 00:51:49,593
We need more.

1506
00:51:49,626 --> 00:51:50,527
We need practice.

1507
00:51:50,561 --> 00:51:51,328
Yeah, we should practice.

1508
00:51:51,362 --> 00:51:52,128
We should warm up.

1509
00:51:52,161 --> 00:51:53,896
Yeah. Let's let's go.

1510
00:52:05,709 --> 00:52:07,478
- We were not prepared for that.
- We were not prepared at all,

1511
00:52:07,511 --> 00:52:08,345
this time though.

1512
00:52:08,379 --> 00:52:09,546
We're so ready.

1513
00:52:09,580 --> 00:52:11,180
We're upping
our training game.

1514
00:52:11,214 --> 00:52:14,351
Yeah, we stopped
at Radio Shack.

1515
00:52:14,385 --> 00:52:15,952
And got these stakes.

1516
00:52:15,985 --> 00:52:17,554
Yeah, We got all our stakes.

1517
00:52:17,588 --> 00:52:19,556
Got all our Stakes.

1518
00:52:19,590 --> 00:52:20,657
All right.

1519
00:52:20,691 --> 00:52:22,158
Vampires thrive at night.

1520
00:52:22,191 --> 00:52:24,528
That's why flashlights.

1521
00:52:24,561 --> 00:52:26,229
Yeah, we gotta
sharpen our stakes, man.

1522
00:52:26,263 --> 00:52:27,398
You gotta sharpen.

1523
00:52:27,431 --> 00:52:29,266
Sharpen them sharper.

1524
00:52:31,535 --> 00:52:32,503
It's pretty sharp.

1525
00:52:32,536 --> 00:52:34,705
It's freaking sharp man.

1526
00:52:38,776 --> 00:52:41,043
Flashlight, meet Mr. Stake.

1527
00:52:42,279 --> 00:52:43,179
Yeah. Hold on.

1528
00:52:43,212 --> 00:52:44,548
Dude, you got my blood circle.

1529
00:52:44,581 --> 00:52:45,482
There's no time for safety.

1530
00:52:45,516 --> 00:52:47,584
You got my blood circle.

1531
00:52:50,554 --> 00:52:51,455
Okay.

1532
00:52:51,488 --> 00:52:53,022
This is a genuine vampire man.

1533
00:52:53,055 --> 00:52:54,190
I know.

1534
00:52:54,223 --> 00:52:55,292
This isn't some
gingivitis janitor man.

1535
00:52:55,325 --> 00:52:56,225
I know.

1536
00:52:56,260 --> 00:52:57,226
We finally got a real vampire.

1537
00:52:57,261 --> 00:53:00,163
Oh, we're gonna end her.
We gonna end her so bad.

1538
00:53:00,196 --> 00:53:02,266
Oh, I am so
ending her right now.

1539
00:53:02,299 --> 00:53:03,099
Okay.

1540
00:53:03,132 --> 00:53:05,067
That looks good.

1541
00:53:05,101 --> 00:53:06,503
Okay. You ready?

1542
00:53:06,537 --> 00:53:07,970
No, I got two more stakes.

1543
00:53:08,004 --> 00:53:09,205
I don't know what I'm doing.

1544
00:53:09,238 --> 00:53:11,240
I just duct-taped my
hand to the flashlight.

1545
00:53:11,275 --> 00:53:12,276
Come on man.

1546
00:53:12,309 --> 00:53:13,544
Get it together.

1547
00:53:13,577 --> 00:53:14,445
Ouch man.

1548
00:53:14,478 --> 00:53:15,679
I got hairs on there.

1549
00:53:15,712 --> 00:53:17,481
I don't care if
you are hurting.

1550
00:53:17,514 --> 00:53:19,683
Aw you're hurting me, man.

1551
00:53:19,716 --> 00:53:21,819
You take it off, or I'm
gonna cut your hand off.

1552
00:53:21,852 --> 00:53:22,920
Okay. Okay.

1553
00:53:25,955 --> 00:53:26,757
We're good.

1554
00:53:26,790 --> 00:53:27,758
All right.

1555
00:53:28,892 --> 00:53:29,793
We only have two
flashlights anyways.

1556
00:53:29,827 --> 00:53:32,396
Flashlight meet Mr. Duck tape.

1557
00:53:33,464 --> 00:53:34,698
You need batteries
in at first.

1558
00:53:34,731 --> 00:53:37,568
You can't tape the
flashlight yet.

1559
00:53:42,773 --> 00:53:45,174
Okay. You better have,
my hands are shaking.

1560
00:53:45,208 --> 00:53:46,944
Oh my gosh,

1561
00:53:46,976 --> 00:53:48,545
My hands are shaking too.

1562
00:53:48,579 --> 00:53:50,814
I've never had this
much adrenaline.

1563
00:53:50,848 --> 00:53:52,181
Oh, okay.

1564
00:53:52,215 --> 00:53:53,115
There's bright.

1565
00:53:53,149 --> 00:53:54,418
Okay. But we got a flashlight.

1566
00:53:54,451 --> 00:53:55,251
Ah man.

1567
00:53:55,285 --> 00:53:57,053
I'm sorry.

1568
00:53:57,086 --> 00:53:57,888
Okay.

1569
00:53:57,921 --> 00:53:58,822
Let's get that.

1570
00:53:58,856 --> 00:53:59,556
Put the batteries in it.

1571
00:53:59,590 --> 00:54:00,791
Batteries.

1572
00:54:00,824 --> 00:54:02,024
All right, You
can't show up to a

1573
00:54:02,058 --> 00:54:03,460
vampire hunting
without batteries.

1574
00:54:03,494 --> 00:54:04,528
You ruin this stuff.

1575
00:54:04,561 --> 00:54:05,762
Hey, listen, man.

1576
00:54:05,796 --> 00:54:07,063
We're both stressed.

1577
00:54:07,096 --> 00:54:07,865
Let's not take it
out on each other,

1578
00:54:07,898 --> 00:54:10,367
we our only.

1579
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:13,236
Okay, this plus side go
first or negative side?

1580
00:54:13,270 --> 00:54:15,004
Negative, negative.

1581
00:54:16,205 --> 00:54:17,374
Is that the side with
the thing sticking out?

1582
00:54:17,407 --> 00:54:18,241
No, negative's the flat side.

1583
00:54:18,275 --> 00:54:19,175
The flat side.

1584
00:54:19,208 --> 00:54:19,910
The flat side, you drop it.

1585
00:54:19,943 --> 00:54:20,744
Goes down?

1586
00:54:20,777 --> 00:54:21,945
Goes down in the hole.

1587
00:54:21,979 --> 00:54:23,614
- Which way am I holding it?
- You hold it up.

1588
00:54:23,647 --> 00:54:24,481
Okay.

1589
00:54:25,349 --> 00:54:26,283
Come on man.

1590
00:54:26,316 --> 00:54:27,250
And they both go that way.

1591
00:54:27,284 --> 00:54:28,519
They both go that way.

1592
00:54:28,552 --> 00:54:29,720
Supposed to be the smart one.

1593
00:54:29,753 --> 00:54:33,323
I did not major in
flashlight Engineering.

1594
00:54:35,792 --> 00:54:37,995
All right, we're
putting the flashlights

1595
00:54:38,027 --> 00:54:40,797
on the stakes, cause
it could get dark.

1596
00:54:40,831 --> 00:54:41,732
And we need to see light.

1597
00:54:41,765 --> 00:54:43,065
It could get dark at any time.

1598
00:54:43,099 --> 00:54:43,901
All right.

1599
00:54:43,934 --> 00:54:45,302
Usually the nighttime.

1600
00:54:45,335 --> 00:54:46,970
Yeah, vampire are
strongest at night,

1601
00:54:47,004 --> 00:54:48,204
So we gotta be ready.

1602
00:54:48,237 --> 00:54:51,073
I need that duct
tape stat, man.

1603
00:54:51,107 --> 00:54:52,241
All right, there you go.

1604
00:54:52,276 --> 00:54:53,175
All right.

1605
00:54:53,209 --> 00:54:54,745
So we got our big, long stake.

1606
00:54:54,778 --> 00:54:55,946
All right.

1607
00:54:55,979 --> 00:54:57,548
I can keep the vampire
at bay with this.

1608
00:54:57,581 --> 00:54:59,583
At a distance.

1609
00:54:59,616 --> 00:55:02,786
Ah. I'll be able
to see it at night.

1610
00:55:03,987 --> 00:55:06,456
You can give light
to your buddy too.

1611
00:55:06,490 --> 00:55:08,458
Buddy system is important.

1612
00:55:08,492 --> 00:55:09,660
Yeah. I'll hold it for you.

1613
00:55:09,693 --> 00:55:10,827
I'll hold it.

1614
00:55:10,861 --> 00:55:11,895
Thank you, that's
very helpful.

1615
00:55:11,929 --> 00:55:13,297
I appreciate that.

1616
00:55:13,330 --> 00:55:14,130
Sure.

1617
00:55:14,163 --> 00:55:15,064
Okay.

1618
00:55:15,097 --> 00:55:17,401
All right. Good. All right.

1619
00:55:17,434 --> 00:55:19,336
That should be long enough.

1620
00:55:19,369 --> 00:55:20,604
It's long enough to
pierce through the heart.

1621
00:55:20,637 --> 00:55:22,339
Yeah. It's a little
short, but we got it.

1622
00:55:22,372 --> 00:55:24,341
Okay. All right. Good.

1623
00:55:24,374 --> 00:55:25,174
Got our stakes.

1624
00:55:25,207 --> 00:55:26,543
If you're a vampire.

1625
00:55:26,577 --> 00:55:27,711
Aw.

1626
00:55:27,744 --> 00:55:29,980
Oh, blinded for
second, stab stab stab.

1627
00:55:30,013 --> 00:55:30,914
Yeah, that's going to work.

1628
00:55:30,948 --> 00:55:32,583
I'm feeling a lot better now.

1629
00:55:32,616 --> 00:55:33,817
I feel a lot more prepared.

1630
00:55:33,850 --> 00:55:35,052
All right.

1631
00:55:35,084 --> 00:55:37,554
We're upping our
training regimen.

1632
00:55:37,588 --> 00:55:42,091
Okay. We figure our usual
stake stabbing techniques

1633
00:55:42,124 --> 00:55:43,460
weren't working.

1634
00:55:43,493 --> 00:55:44,428
Tell them what we're doing.

1635
00:55:44,461 --> 00:55:45,262
All right.

1636
00:55:45,295 --> 00:55:46,195
No. Yeah, we gotta go.

1637
00:55:46,228 --> 00:55:46,930
We gotta go for the big one.

1638
00:55:46,964 --> 00:55:48,164
The big one.

1639
00:55:48,197 --> 00:55:50,132
All right? We normally
used to try and have a

1640
00:55:50,166 --> 00:55:52,536
benchmark of one
stab per second.

1641
00:55:52,569 --> 00:55:53,470
All right.

1642
00:55:53,503 --> 00:55:54,871
And that was one solid stab.

1643
00:55:54,905 --> 00:55:56,773
We weren't really
concerned with the rate of

1644
00:55:56,807 --> 00:55:58,275
the stabbing more.

1645
00:55:58,308 --> 00:56:00,444
Now I think let's just take
as many stabs as we can get.

1646
00:56:00,477 --> 00:56:02,546
So we're gonna shoot for
250 stabs in one minute.

1647
00:56:02,579 --> 00:56:04,748
250 stabs in one minute.

1648
00:56:06,750 --> 00:56:07,651
Wait

1649
00:56:07,684 --> 00:56:09,786
Hold, hold, hold, hold it.

1650
00:56:09,820 --> 00:56:10,721
Hold it.

1651
00:56:10,754 --> 00:56:11,588
Hold it.

1652
00:56:12,656 --> 00:56:14,958
I said, hold on, hold it.

1653
00:56:14,992 --> 00:56:17,494
I got to find, what app is it?

1654
00:56:18,495 --> 00:56:19,363
It's the clock app.

1655
00:56:19,396 --> 00:56:20,631
That's right.

1656
00:56:21,832 --> 00:56:23,433
Okay. All right. I
got my stopwatch.

1657
00:56:23,467 --> 00:56:24,267
Okay. All right.

1658
00:56:24,301 --> 00:56:25,102
I'll count for you.

1659
00:56:25,134 --> 00:56:26,336
All right.

1660
00:56:26,370 --> 00:56:28,538
You stab as many times.
250 per minute. Okay.

1661
00:56:28,572 --> 00:56:29,906
Use the blunt side.

1662
00:56:29,940 --> 00:56:31,173
Okay. Yeah.

1663
00:56:31,207 --> 00:56:32,676
You don't want to
hurt your point.

1664
00:56:32,709 --> 00:56:33,543
Okay. Go.

1665
00:56:39,950 --> 00:56:41,418
How much longer?

1666
00:56:41,451 --> 00:56:42,619
50 seconds.

1667
00:56:42,653 --> 00:56:43,553
50 seconds?

1668
00:56:43,587 --> 00:56:44,688
50 seconds.

1669
00:56:49,292 --> 00:56:50,961
Come on, man. Don't let up.

1670
00:56:50,994 --> 00:56:51,795
Don't let up.

1671
00:56:51,828 --> 00:56:52,629
I'm not letting it up.

1672
00:56:52,663 --> 00:56:53,897
Don't let up.

1673
00:56:53,930 --> 00:56:55,966
This vampire's done.

1674
00:56:55,999 --> 00:56:57,834
Stick with it.

1675
00:56:57,868 --> 00:56:58,935
Stick with it.

1676
00:57:00,303 --> 00:57:01,738
Stick with it.

1677
00:57:01,772 --> 00:57:02,739
I'm sticking.

1678
00:57:02,773 --> 00:57:03,573
Come on.

1679
00:57:03,607 --> 00:57:04,541
I'm sticking.

1680
00:57:04,574 --> 00:57:05,509
Work harder.

1681
00:57:05,542 --> 00:57:06,710
I'm on it.

1682
00:57:06,743 --> 00:57:09,646
You can do it, yes,
stab that vampire.

1683
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:11,348
Push through the pain.

1684
00:57:11,381 --> 00:57:15,352
Give me 21 more seconds,
give me 21 more seconds.

1685
00:57:15,385 --> 00:57:17,587
Hit the wall, hit the wall.

1686
00:57:17,621 --> 00:57:19,489
Hit your physical wall.

1687
00:57:19,523 --> 00:57:20,424
Come on.

1688
00:57:20,457 --> 00:57:22,325
Get in there, stab the wall.

1689
00:57:22,359 --> 00:57:23,160
I'm hitting it.

1690
00:57:23,192 --> 00:57:24,494
You kill that vampire.

1691
00:57:24,528 --> 00:57:25,328
10 seconds.

1692
00:57:25,362 --> 00:57:26,596
You got this,

1693
00:57:26,630 --> 00:57:28,498
get them, get them,
get them, get them.

1694
00:57:28,532 --> 00:57:30,500
Get the vampire, get it.

1695
00:57:33,235 --> 00:57:34,404
Time.

1696
00:57:34,438 --> 00:57:36,473
You gave up at the
last second, you died.

1697
00:57:36,506 --> 00:57:38,308
You died, the vampire got you.

1698
00:57:38,341 --> 00:57:41,611
All right. You gave
up at the last second.

1699
00:57:41,645 --> 00:57:42,579
It's okay.

1700
00:57:43,547 --> 00:57:45,916
That's why both of us are here.

1701
00:57:45,949 --> 00:57:46,750
What did I get?

1702
00:57:46,783 --> 00:57:48,919
You got not 250.

1703
00:57:48,952 --> 00:57:50,620
What do you mean not 250,

1704
00:57:50,654 --> 00:57:52,355
was it way more than that?

1705
00:57:52,389 --> 00:57:53,724
You got like 50.

1706
00:57:53,757 --> 00:57:54,558
50?

1707
00:57:54,591 --> 00:57:55,759
I lost count for a...

1708
00:57:55,792 --> 00:57:57,260
You got real tired
at 30 seconds.

1709
00:57:57,294 --> 00:57:59,396
All right. Endurance, man.

1710
00:57:59,429 --> 00:58:01,798
Okay. Now you're time
me, you time me. Okay?

1711
00:58:01,832 --> 00:58:02,632
Okay.

1712
00:58:02,666 --> 00:58:03,467
All right.

1713
00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:04,301
Get this.

1714
00:58:04,334 --> 00:58:05,135
I'm gonna get the 250.

1715
00:58:05,168 --> 00:58:06,803
I'm gonna get the 250.

1716
00:58:06,837 --> 00:58:09,506
All right. Okay, we're good?

1717
00:58:09,539 --> 00:58:11,908
All right, on go.

1718
00:58:11,942 --> 00:58:13,610
One, two, three, go.

1719
00:58:19,082 --> 00:58:20,751
You're not stabbing,
you hitting with it.

1720
00:58:20,784 --> 00:58:21,585
I'm stabbing.

1721
00:58:21,618 --> 00:58:22,419
You gotta stab.

1722
00:58:22,452 --> 00:58:23,653
I'm stabbing,

1723
00:58:23,687 --> 00:58:24,721
Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab.

1724
00:58:24,755 --> 00:58:26,123
Time's running out man,

1725
00:58:26,156 --> 00:58:27,758
you're only at six.

1726
00:58:31,962 --> 00:58:32,763
All right.

1727
00:58:32,796 --> 00:58:34,397
That's 25, 25, man.

1728
00:58:41,104 --> 00:58:44,608
All right, you breached
the 40 stabs mark.

1729
00:58:48,779 --> 00:58:52,215
Small stabs man, be
more, yeah full body.

1730
00:58:53,383 --> 00:58:56,119
It's a full body
exercise, come on.

1731
00:58:57,888 --> 00:59:00,290
- There you go, that's surpassing.
- How much more time?

1732
00:59:00,323 --> 00:59:01,491
- That's surpassing man.
- How much more time?

1733
00:59:01,525 --> 00:59:02,692
I'm tired.

1734
00:59:02,726 --> 00:59:04,394
That's surpassing,
keep going man.

1735
00:59:04,427 --> 00:59:06,696
Keep going man, keep going man.

1736
00:59:06,730 --> 00:59:07,697
I can do this.

1737
00:59:07,731 --> 00:59:08,532
You got it man.

1738
00:59:08,565 --> 00:59:09,766
I can do this.

1739
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:12,002
Keep going, you
got 30 seconds.

1740
00:59:12,035 --> 00:59:14,704
Switch hands. It burn so much.

1741
00:59:15,839 --> 00:59:18,341
Keep going dude, keep going.

1742
00:59:21,144 --> 00:59:23,814
Oh yeah, we passed a
minute a while ago.

1743
00:59:23,847 --> 00:59:24,748
You're good.

1744
00:59:24,781 --> 00:59:26,516
What, how many stabs I get?

1745
00:59:26,550 --> 00:59:28,652
Oh, I totally lost track, man.

1746
00:59:28,685 --> 00:59:29,586
What?

1747
00:59:29,619 --> 00:59:31,454
But it was at least 25 man.

1748
00:59:31,488 --> 00:59:35,559
All right, that's well,
with your 50 and my 25,

1749
00:59:35,592 --> 00:59:37,594
that'll have to do.

1750
00:59:37,627 --> 00:59:40,564
Yeah. That's a solid number.

1751
00:59:40,597 --> 00:59:41,998
You didn't get a lot.

1752
00:59:42,032 --> 00:59:42,833
Huh?

1753
00:59:42,866 --> 00:59:43,667
Never mind.

1754
00:59:43,700 --> 00:59:45,402
Got more than you.

1755
00:59:45,435 --> 00:59:46,236
You just lost count.

1756
00:59:46,270 --> 00:59:47,938
Just like you did words.

1757
00:59:47,971 --> 00:59:49,773
You let me go over.

1758
00:59:49,806 --> 00:59:50,974
You can't let me
waste my energy like.

1759
00:59:51,007 --> 00:59:52,509
We gotta be on
the same team, man.

1760
00:59:52,542 --> 00:59:54,511
If we're gonna go
take down this,

1761
00:59:54,544 --> 00:59:57,113
we gotta have our
teamwork back, man.

1762
00:59:57,147 --> 01:00:00,884
I don't even know if you
remember the motto anymore.

1763
01:00:00,917 --> 01:00:02,018
Of course,
I remember the motto.

1764
01:00:02,052 --> 01:00:05,289
You're the one that had issues
remembering the motto.

1765
01:00:05,323 --> 01:00:07,390
Best friends who hunt
vampires together

1766
01:00:07,424 --> 01:00:08,625
never leave each other.

1767
01:00:08,658 --> 01:00:09,993
That's right. Okay.

1768
01:00:10,026 --> 01:00:11,461
That's our motto.

1769
01:00:11,494 --> 01:00:15,299
No matter what happens,
whatever happens, man

1770
01:00:16,334 --> 01:00:18,034
Whatever happens, I'm with you

1771
01:00:18,068 --> 01:00:19,502
I'm with you.

1772
01:00:19,536 --> 01:00:22,906
We don't have to eat
garlic, right? Right now.

1773
01:00:22,939 --> 01:00:23,874
Time will tell.

1774
01:00:23,907 --> 01:00:24,708
Okay.

1775
01:00:24,741 --> 01:00:25,909
Time will tell.

1776
01:00:25,942 --> 01:00:27,644
We haven't left each
other since so no.

1777
01:00:27,677 --> 01:00:31,349
Okay. Grab your stake
and your secret stake.

1778
01:00:33,149 --> 01:00:33,984
Your secret stake.

1779
01:00:34,017 --> 01:00:34,818
Oh secret stake.

1780
01:00:34,851 --> 01:00:36,853
Get your secret stake.

1781
01:00:38,588 --> 01:00:39,422
Are we forgetting anything?

1782
01:00:39,456 --> 01:00:40,857
I don't think so man.

1783
01:00:40,891 --> 01:00:44,961
All right, killing vampires
is really low tech, but

1784
01:00:44,995 --> 01:00:46,196
someone's gotta do it.

1785
01:00:46,229 --> 01:00:47,764
Practicality is
the name of the game.

1786
01:00:47,797 --> 01:00:48,632
Yep.

1787
01:00:49,900 --> 01:00:51,369
Role play one more time.

1788
01:00:51,401 --> 01:00:53,603
Yeah, we should probably
role play one more time.

1789
01:00:53,637 --> 01:00:55,605
Because when we get there,

1790
01:00:55,639 --> 01:00:57,741
we can go through
every scenario.

1791
01:00:57,774 --> 01:00:59,643
Okay. So let's role play
and be a vampire. All right?

1792
01:00:59,676 --> 01:01:00,877
All right.

1793
01:01:00,911 --> 01:01:03,381
So we're sneak
up on the vampire.

1794
01:01:03,413 --> 01:01:04,614
I'm the vampire?

1795
01:01:04,648 --> 01:01:06,082
Yeah. You could
be the vampire.

1796
01:01:06,116 --> 01:01:06,917
Okay.

1797
01:01:08,386 --> 01:01:12,822
Okay. You go and then I'll
wait right here and he's gone.

1798
01:01:14,224 --> 01:01:15,692
I can't look.

1799
01:01:15,725 --> 01:01:17,427
This is what the hide and
seek training was for,

1800
01:01:17,460 --> 01:01:20,830
this is why we do hide
and seek training.

1801
01:01:22,499 --> 01:01:23,367
One, two, three.

1802
01:01:23,401 --> 01:01:24,768
Okay. Time, time.

1803
01:01:25,969 --> 01:01:27,037
Alright. I'm gonna go.

1804
01:01:27,070 --> 01:01:28,406
I'm gonna go hunt him.

1805
01:01:28,438 --> 01:01:30,274
He's somewhere in here.

1806
01:01:39,616 --> 01:01:42,085
Ah, ah, okay, I got the vampire,

1807
01:01:42,118 --> 01:01:44,721
I got you, I got you, I'm
too scared, Vincent Price.

1808
01:01:44,754 --> 01:01:46,189
Vincent Price. Vincent Price.

1809
01:01:46,222 --> 01:01:47,791
Sorry, sorry, sorry, I
was doing the vampire thing.

1810
01:01:47,824 --> 01:01:49,592
It was really scary.

1811
01:01:49,626 --> 01:01:50,794
Okay.

1812
01:01:50,827 --> 01:01:52,363
I was in this
weird, I was like...

1813
01:01:52,396 --> 01:01:55,165
Yeah, I know, you
were really convincing.

1814
01:01:55,198 --> 01:01:56,032
Oh.

1815
01:01:57,500 --> 01:01:58,601
Okay. You, you hide now.

1816
01:01:58,635 --> 01:01:59,502
I'll be a vampire.

1817
01:01:59,536 --> 01:02:00,338
All right.

1818
01:02:00,371 --> 01:02:01,805
I'll be a vampire.

1819
01:02:03,239 --> 01:02:04,074
Okay.

1820
01:02:05,241 --> 01:02:06,943
So if a vampire
came out of there,

1821
01:02:06,977 --> 01:02:08,578
I would've got you in the chest.

1822
01:02:08,611 --> 01:02:11,181
Yeah, but well you
gotta really scare them.

1823
01:02:11,214 --> 01:02:14,318
Like you... you were flopped
under pressure.

1824
01:02:15,353 --> 01:02:16,354
Just don't do that.

1825
01:02:16,387 --> 01:02:17,787
At the vampire.

1826
01:02:20,657 --> 01:02:22,692
Okay. I'm gonna hide now.

1827
01:02:26,796 --> 01:02:30,533
Okay. We're going to do
it for real this time.

1828
01:02:36,539 --> 01:02:38,309
Light on, stake up.

1829
01:02:57,794 --> 01:03:00,530
Ah, Vincent Price,
Vincent Price.

1830
01:03:00,563 --> 01:03:02,532
I'm sorry, look
look look, It's me.

1831
01:03:02,565 --> 01:03:03,367
It's me.

1832
01:03:03,401 --> 01:03:04,200
I'm sorry.

1833
01:03:04,234 --> 01:03:05,068
I'm sorry.

1834
01:03:05,101 --> 01:03:06,703
I got into it, too.

1835
01:03:08,605 --> 01:03:09,572
We can't freak out like this.

1836
01:03:09,606 --> 01:03:10,408
We can't do that.

1837
01:03:10,441 --> 01:03:11,841
We can't freak out.

1838
01:03:11,875 --> 01:03:14,345
Will you think the lights
will be off, when we...

1839
01:03:14,378 --> 01:03:15,578
If they are off.

1840
01:03:15,612 --> 01:03:17,013
That's why we got
the flashlights.

1841
01:03:17,047 --> 01:03:18,581
All right.

1842
01:03:18,615 --> 01:03:19,816
All right.

1843
01:03:19,849 --> 01:03:21,285
You just keep your
light looking around,

1844
01:03:21,318 --> 01:03:24,120
and I'll watch your
back and you watch mine.

1845
01:03:24,154 --> 01:03:27,123
Okay. We can't
freak out like this.

1846
01:03:27,157 --> 01:03:28,925
We are going to die.

1847
01:03:28,958 --> 01:03:30,361
If we don't kill that vampire.

1848
01:03:30,394 --> 01:03:31,295
I know.

1849
01:03:31,328 --> 01:03:32,496
We're going to that house.

1850
01:03:32,530 --> 01:03:33,897
We're going to
kill that vampire.

1851
01:03:33,930 --> 01:03:36,300
We're going to penetrate
her chest cavity.

1852
01:03:36,333 --> 01:03:37,501
Yeah. Right in the heart.

1853
01:03:37,535 --> 01:03:38,568
Right in the heart.

1854
01:03:38,601 --> 01:03:40,003
All right.

1855
01:03:40,036 --> 01:03:40,937
And then we're going to
clove garlic down her throat.

1856
01:03:40,970 --> 01:03:43,474
Yeah, we make her eat garlic.

1857
01:03:43,507 --> 01:03:45,509
Yeah.
Garlic is the worst.

1858
01:03:45,543 --> 01:03:46,643
Right, she doesn't know

1859
01:03:46,676 --> 01:03:48,546
what we've been through
all these years.

1860
01:03:48,578 --> 01:03:50,514
Yeah. All right. We're
gonna do this.

1861
01:03:50,548 --> 01:03:51,681
Let's do it.

1862
01:03:51,714 --> 01:03:53,317
Alright. You
ready for this man?

1863
01:03:53,350 --> 01:03:54,217
Yeah, yeah.

1864
01:03:54,250 --> 01:03:56,252
No matter what happens.

1865
01:03:58,389 --> 01:03:59,256
No, you had it right
the first time.

1866
01:03:59,290 --> 01:04:00,491
Okay.

1867
01:04:00,524 --> 01:04:01,325
Yeah. Alright.

1868
01:04:01,358 --> 01:04:02,192
No matter what happens?

1869
01:04:02,225 --> 01:04:03,827
All right.
We got each other's back.

1870
01:04:03,860 --> 01:04:05,095
I got one back.

1871
01:04:05,128 --> 01:04:06,062
I'm on your back.
I'm on your back.

1872
01:04:06,096 --> 01:04:07,630
Best friends who hunt vampires
never leave.

1873
01:04:07,664 --> 01:04:09,099
Never leave each other.

1874
01:04:09,132 --> 01:04:10,800
Nope. Always use the
buddy system when hunting

1875
01:04:10,834 --> 01:04:11,634
a vampire.

1876
01:04:11,668 --> 01:04:12,503
That's right.

1877
01:04:12,536 --> 01:04:13,370
Okay.

1878
01:04:14,637 --> 01:04:16,706
Let's go. You go first.

1879
01:04:19,008 --> 01:04:21,678
Watch your back from far behind.

1880
01:04:27,650 --> 01:04:28,785
All right.
Best friends who hunt vampires

1881
01:04:28,818 --> 01:04:30,253
don't leave each other.

1882
01:04:30,287 --> 01:04:31,688
All right, Ready?

1883
01:04:35,892 --> 01:04:37,660
It's unlock.

1884
01:04:37,694 --> 01:04:40,297
Go, go. We're coming
in, we're coming in.

1885
01:04:40,331 --> 01:04:41,499
Where are you vampire,

1886
01:04:41,532 --> 01:04:44,502
you check upstairs,
check upstairs.

1887
01:04:44,535 --> 01:04:45,336
Where are you?

1888
01:04:45,369 --> 01:04:46,769
Vampire?
Where are you, vampire?

1889
01:04:49,873 --> 01:04:51,375
Where's?
Shut the door.

1890
01:04:54,744 --> 01:04:55,845
Is she upstairs?

1891
01:04:55,879 --> 01:04:57,080
Inconclusive.

1892
01:04:57,113 --> 01:05:00,284
She's not down here,
she's not down here.

1893
01:05:03,387 --> 01:05:04,555
We got a body.

1894
01:05:07,190 --> 01:05:08,091
Vampire.

1895
01:05:08,124 --> 01:05:09,326
She's moving, are you okay?

1896
01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:10,528
Should I stab her?
Should I stab her?

1897
01:05:10,561 --> 01:05:11,529
Should we stab you?

1898
01:05:11,562 --> 01:05:13,763
Do we need to stab you?
Should we stab you?

1899
01:05:13,796 --> 01:05:15,332
Wait, wait, wait,
check on her fangs.

1900
01:05:15,366 --> 01:05:16,567
Check on her fangs.

1901
01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:18,234
Check her fangs,
check her fangs.

1902
01:05:18,269 --> 01:05:19,769
I don't see fangs.

1903
01:05:21,004 --> 01:05:22,339
Check her pulse,

1904
01:05:23,307 --> 01:05:25,309
okay, it's really faint.

1905
01:05:29,547 --> 01:05:32,283
Guys, really, what
are you doing here?

1906
01:05:32,316 --> 01:05:33,983
Vincent Price.

1907
01:05:34,017 --> 01:05:36,252
You should get
out of my house,

1908
01:05:36,287 --> 01:05:37,454
what are doing?

1909
01:05:37,488 --> 01:05:39,356
Your game is up,
your game is up vampire.

1910
01:05:39,390 --> 01:05:40,757
We know you're a vampire.

1911
01:05:40,790 --> 01:05:42,493
We cracked all the
clues, we cracked the code.

1912
01:05:42,526 --> 01:05:44,794
You're really so
silly, I'm not vampire.

1913
01:05:44,827 --> 01:05:47,264
Yeah you are, we
did all the tests.

1914
01:05:47,298 --> 01:05:50,033
You're so a vampire,
look at that accent.

1915
01:05:50,066 --> 01:05:53,970
No, I'm just from Romania,
are you racist?

1916
01:05:54,003 --> 01:05:55,071
No, no, no.

1917
01:05:55,104 --> 01:05:56,005
We're not racist.

1918
01:05:56,039 --> 01:05:56,806
We didn't notice that accent.

1919
01:05:56,839 --> 01:05:58,609
We voted for Obama.

1920
01:05:58,642 --> 01:06:01,645
Listen, You guys need
to get out of my house.

1921
01:06:01,679 --> 01:06:02,513
We know you're a vampire,

1922
01:06:02,546 --> 01:06:03,581
we did all the tests.

1923
01:06:03,614 --> 01:06:04,847
Okay. Look at your fangs.

1924
01:06:04,881 --> 01:06:06,550
How you explain your
fangs on you face?

1925
01:06:06,584 --> 01:06:08,818
You got fangs on your face.

1926
01:06:10,053 --> 01:06:12,323
It's just the
way my teeth look.

1927
01:06:12,356 --> 01:06:13,223
Okay.

1928
01:06:13,257 --> 01:06:14,057
Right. All right.

1929
01:06:14,090 --> 01:06:14,891
All right.

1930
01:06:14,924 --> 01:06:15,825
Sure. Sure.

1931
01:06:15,858 --> 01:06:16,627
You can explain that away.

1932
01:06:16,660 --> 01:06:17,561
What about that blood?

1933
01:06:17,595 --> 01:06:19,929
What about the blood, yeah?

1934
01:06:19,963 --> 01:06:22,466
I filled that up
almost to the top.

1935
01:06:22,499 --> 01:06:23,567
That was my blood.

1936
01:06:23,601 --> 01:06:24,568
Guys guys,

1937
01:06:24,602 --> 01:06:26,503
I am a phlebotomist.

1938
01:06:26,537 --> 01:06:27,638
It's my job.

1939
01:06:27,671 --> 01:06:30,274
You left a biohazard
on my porch.

1940
01:06:30,307 --> 01:06:33,577
I went to get rid by
bringing it inside.

1941
01:06:34,511 --> 01:06:35,579
She's a phlebotomist.

1942
01:06:35,613 --> 01:06:36,846
She's a ,

1943
01:06:36,879 --> 01:06:39,450
Yes, that my job,
I'm a phlebotomist.

1944
01:06:39,483 --> 01:06:41,985
Well, phlebotomist don't lie.

1945
01:06:42,018 --> 01:06:42,819
Not again.

1946
01:06:42,852 --> 01:06:43,721
What about this?

1947
01:06:43,753 --> 01:06:44,555
Oh yeah.

1948
01:06:44,588 --> 01:06:46,257
What is this?

1949
01:06:46,290 --> 01:06:47,824
She's passed out.

1950
01:06:47,857 --> 01:06:50,893
Please, she's
just taking a nap.

1951
01:06:50,927 --> 01:06:53,530
Why? Is she resting from?
Getting bit in that face?

1952
01:06:53,564 --> 01:06:55,798
Getting sucked dry by a vamp?

1953
01:06:55,832 --> 01:06:57,934
You're really ridiculous.

1954
01:06:57,967 --> 01:06:59,370
She just had a snack.

1955
01:06:59,403 --> 01:07:00,970
She's just resting.

1956
01:07:01,804 --> 01:07:02,740
That's all.

1957
01:07:04,275 --> 01:07:05,174
Are you sure?

1958
01:07:05,208 --> 01:07:06,510
Are you even telling the truth?

1959
01:07:06,543 --> 01:07:07,711
Yes, why would I lie?

1960
01:07:07,745 --> 01:07:09,045
Yeah, phlebotomist
don't lie man, remember?

1961
01:07:09,078 --> 01:07:10,714
Why would she lie?

1962
01:07:10,748 --> 01:07:12,081
She wouldn't lie.

1963
01:07:12,115 --> 01:07:14,518
Why would anyone lie
about being a vampire?

1964
01:07:14,551 --> 01:07:17,421
You need to get
out of my house.

1965
01:07:17,454 --> 01:07:19,657
Look, we're really sorry.

1966
01:07:19,690 --> 01:07:22,259
Please, don't
call the cops on us.

1967
01:07:22,293 --> 01:07:25,862
We followed you from the
park and that's where

1968
01:07:25,895 --> 01:07:26,796
we thought you were a vampire.

1969
01:07:26,829 --> 01:07:28,732
We thought you hurt this girl.

1970
01:07:28,766 --> 01:07:30,033
You said you did
a mirror check.

1971
01:07:30,066 --> 01:07:31,234
I did a mirror check.

1972
01:07:31,268 --> 01:07:32,503
I did.

1973
01:07:32,536 --> 01:07:33,704
You lied to me.

1974
01:07:33,737 --> 01:07:34,971
I didn't lie.

1975
01:07:36,039 --> 01:07:37,408
We're really sorry.

1976
01:07:37,441 --> 01:07:38,841
Don't call the cops.

1977
01:07:38,875 --> 01:07:40,009
Are you serious man?

1978
01:07:40,043 --> 01:07:43,046
Okay, okay, listen,
I forgive you,

1979
01:07:43,079 --> 01:07:45,214
but I will not call the police.

1980
01:07:45,248 --> 01:07:47,917
You need to get
out of the house.

1981
01:07:47,950 --> 01:07:49,118
You need to go

1982
01:07:50,119 --> 01:07:51,288
We'll leave.

1983
01:07:51,322 --> 01:07:52,423
I'm sorry, man.

1984
01:07:52,456 --> 01:07:55,925
Don't give me that,
don't shine me in my eyes man.

1985
01:07:55,958 --> 01:07:58,529
Why don't you do a mirror
check on yourself for a while?

1986
01:07:58,562 --> 01:08:01,230
You're more of a friend vampire.

1987
01:08:02,333 --> 01:08:03,567
You're just sucking
all the energy

1988
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:05,168
out of this friendship, man.

1989
01:08:05,201 --> 01:08:06,337
I'm sorry.

1990
01:08:06,370 --> 01:08:08,539
I don't know what happened.

1991
01:08:08,572 --> 01:08:09,972
We followed her from the park.

1992
01:08:10,006 --> 01:08:11,040
You saw everything.

1993
01:08:11,074 --> 01:08:12,208
We did all the tests.

1994
01:08:12,241 --> 01:08:13,943
I was going off
everything we knew.

1995
01:08:13,976 --> 01:08:18,114
You duped me, dude.
You bamboozled me, man.

1996
01:08:18,147 --> 01:08:19,616
I was just trusting you.

1997
01:08:19,650 --> 01:08:20,983
I'm sorry.

1998
01:08:21,017 --> 01:08:22,885
Whatever, man,
all right I'm out.

1999
01:08:22,919 --> 01:08:24,854
Take the vampire stuff.

2000
01:08:26,055 --> 01:08:28,024
No. Hey, hey, hey,

2001
01:08:28,057 --> 01:08:29,426
best friends who
hunt vampire together

2002
01:08:29,460 --> 01:08:30,993
don't leave each other.

2003
01:08:31,027 --> 01:08:34,097
Well, maybe we're
not best friends.

2004
01:08:36,300 --> 01:08:38,402
You still got your stake.

2005
01:08:38,435 --> 01:08:41,372
No! I lost it in the bushes.

2006
01:08:41,405 --> 01:08:42,972
I lost that secret
stake in the bushes.

2007
01:08:43,005 --> 01:08:44,173
Dude you know what?

2008
01:08:44,207 --> 01:08:45,776
She could have
this secret stake.

2009
01:08:45,809 --> 01:08:46,610
All right.

2010
01:08:46,643 --> 01:08:47,845
This?

2011
01:08:47,877 --> 01:08:48,645
Yeah. And you
could just stab me

2012
01:08:48,679 --> 01:08:49,912
in the back with it.

2013
01:08:49,946 --> 01:08:53,384
You think I want this,
that I'm gonna take it?

2014
01:08:53,417 --> 01:08:54,217
Yeah.

2015
01:08:54,250 --> 01:08:56,085
I can't take it.

2016
01:08:56,119 --> 01:08:57,019
I don't want you
to take it either.

2017
01:08:57,053 --> 01:08:59,757
I don't know why I threw it.

2018
01:08:59,790 --> 01:09:00,890
All right.

2019
01:09:00,923 --> 01:09:02,459
You could go then.

2020
01:09:02,493 --> 01:09:03,327
Just go.

2021
01:09:06,530 --> 01:09:07,731
Can I use your bathroom?

2022
01:09:07,765 --> 01:09:10,334
Yes, you can use my bathroom.

2023
01:09:11,602 --> 01:09:13,837
I gotta use the bathroom.

2024
01:09:14,904 --> 01:09:16,473
She's really a deep sleeper.

2025
01:09:16,507 --> 01:09:18,375
Yes, She's sleeping good.

2026
01:09:18,409 --> 01:09:20,444
Oh, I'm so sorry.

2027
01:09:20,477 --> 01:09:22,245
That friend is so
difficult for you.

2028
01:09:22,279 --> 01:09:24,981
What has happen, you're
not best friends anymore?

2029
01:09:25,014 --> 01:09:27,751
Well, we've been best friends
since high school.

2030
01:09:27,785 --> 01:09:32,155
and we had a vampire club
and we would hunt vampires.

2031
01:09:32,188 --> 01:09:34,190
And I guess that's over now.

2032
01:09:34,223 --> 01:09:35,992
I like your hat.

2033
01:09:36,025 --> 01:09:37,728
I like your beard.

2034
01:09:37,761 --> 01:09:39,763
I like this thing here too.

2035
01:09:39,797 --> 01:09:40,697
Oh yeah.

2036
01:09:40,731 --> 01:09:42,299
This is my mirror, I use it

2037
01:09:42,332 --> 01:09:46,102
to check people that
don't have reflection.

2038
01:09:46,135 --> 01:09:48,237
What the heck's
going on here, huh?

2039
01:09:48,272 --> 01:09:49,506
I've been gone for,

2040
01:09:49,540 --> 01:09:51,275
I couldn't find the
bathroom by the way.

2041
01:09:51,308 --> 01:09:52,208
You know what?

2042
01:09:52,241 --> 01:09:53,677
I bet I could find the bathroom.

2043
01:09:53,710 --> 01:09:55,512
I bet I can find the bathroom.

2044
01:09:55,546 --> 01:09:58,749
I'm going to find a bathroom,
cause I have to pee too, I am.

2045
01:09:58,782 --> 01:09:59,949
Yeah, look around corners.

2046
01:09:59,982 --> 01:10:01,285
Yeah. I will look
around corners.

2047
01:10:01,318 --> 01:10:02,985
I bet I find them before you do.

2048
01:10:03,019 --> 01:10:04,788
You chump, You
couldn't find anything.

2049
01:10:04,822 --> 01:10:08,592
You're the reason we're
not friends anymore.

2050
01:10:10,993 --> 01:10:13,196
Hey, you wanna join a club?

2051
01:10:13,229 --> 01:10:14,398
Me with you?

2052
01:10:15,799 --> 01:10:19,603
Yes. I'd like to do that
with you. It would be nice.

2053
01:10:19,636 --> 01:10:20,537
Alright.

2054
01:10:20,571 --> 01:10:22,639
Tell me about the club.

2055
01:10:22,673 --> 01:10:27,678
Probably going to hunt five
or six of the other kinds.

2056
01:10:28,812 --> 01:10:30,481
Probably more mainly
focus on ghouls,

2057
01:10:30,514 --> 01:10:34,952
giraffes, minotaurs, spiders.

2058
01:10:35,919 --> 01:10:37,153
- Uh-huh.
- I don't know.

2059
01:10:37,186 --> 01:10:38,087
That's something you
might be interested in?

2060
01:10:38,120 --> 01:10:39,790
- I like to spend time with you.
- Okay.

2061
01:10:39,823 --> 01:10:43,794
I found the bathroom. And I used it,
just like you used our friendship.

2062
01:10:43,827 --> 01:10:46,697
Okay, that's really nice.
Hey, listen.

2063
01:10:46,730 --> 01:10:49,098
This stake here symbolizes
our friendship, man.

2064
01:10:49,131 --> 01:10:50,334
Yeah.

2065
01:10:50,367 --> 01:10:51,602
You think I'm just
going to take it.

2066
01:10:51,635 --> 01:10:53,337
Me not taking it as a symbol.

2067
01:10:53,370 --> 01:10:55,305
I don't want to be
your friend anymore.

2068
01:10:55,339 --> 01:10:56,239
Could you help me,

2069
01:10:56,273 --> 01:10:57,674
Cause my back's killing you

2070
01:10:57,708 --> 01:11:00,611
from carrying you all day.

2071
01:11:00,644 --> 01:11:01,945
Just pull it right out my back,

2072
01:11:01,979 --> 01:11:03,580
Cause it's stuck right here.

2073
01:11:03,614 --> 01:11:04,414
I'll take it up

2074
01:11:04,448 --> 01:11:05,682
and I'll put it in mine.

2075
01:11:05,716 --> 01:11:07,317
Where you wanted to
put in the first.

2076
01:11:07,351 --> 01:11:08,585
No, you put it in my back.

2077
01:11:08,619 --> 01:11:10,354
No you put it in my back.

2078
01:11:10,387 --> 01:11:11,321
It's in mine, no.

2079
01:11:11,355 --> 01:11:12,589
No, you shove it in my back.

2080
01:11:12,623 --> 01:11:14,090
Why don't you go pee?

2081
01:11:14,123 --> 01:11:17,628
What don't you go pee your
pants you pee party pants boy.

2082
01:11:17,661 --> 01:11:21,365
Hey, I used to think that Toby
was the dumbest in the group.

2083
01:11:21,398 --> 01:11:23,333
Toby still is the
dumbest in the group.

2084
01:11:23,367 --> 01:11:25,335
That's true, but
you're pretty close.

2085
01:11:25,369 --> 01:11:26,403
No, you go.

2086
01:11:29,540 --> 01:11:30,440
I'm done with you, man.

2087
01:11:30,474 --> 01:11:31,875
You're dead to me.

2088
01:11:31,909 --> 01:11:33,377
Look at you Stewart,
once I may use the bathroom

2089
01:11:33,410 --> 01:11:35,379
and then I'm going to deal
with this when I come back.

2090
01:11:35,412 --> 01:11:36,914
Hey, turn that
camera on me, okay.

2091
01:11:36,947 --> 01:11:40,317
I'm the star there,
Everrett is a piece of tool.

2092
01:11:40,350 --> 01:11:41,785
I don't really know going on,

2093
01:11:41,818 --> 01:11:44,220
but I am so glad to see you.

2094
01:11:44,253 --> 01:11:46,256
It's nice you came over.

2095
01:11:47,524 --> 01:11:48,759
I'm sorry.

2096
01:11:48,792 --> 01:11:50,561
I hope this doesn't
affect you too much.

2097
01:11:50,594 --> 01:11:51,728
You all right?

2098
01:11:51,762 --> 01:11:52,896
You're okay?

2099
01:11:52,930 --> 01:11:54,598
No, that's all
right, I just haven't

2100
01:11:54,631 --> 01:11:56,833
fought like that
since he broke the DVD

2101
01:11:56,867 --> 01:11:58,902
to Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

2102
01:11:58,936 --> 01:12:00,102
Ah. Oh well.

2103
01:12:02,506 --> 01:12:03,707
I think I broke your shower.

2104
01:12:03,740 --> 01:12:04,541
I'm sorry.

2105
01:12:04,575 --> 01:12:06,810
I'm done with you, man.

2106
01:12:06,843 --> 01:12:08,946
I'm done with you too.

2107
01:12:08,979 --> 01:12:09,780
All right.

2108
01:12:09,813 --> 01:12:10,714
And you know what?

2109
01:12:10,747 --> 01:12:11,915
I bet you you're so nice,

2110
01:12:11,949 --> 01:12:14,384
I'm going to fix
your shower for you.

2111
01:12:14,418 --> 01:12:15,852
I'm going to fix your shower.

2112
01:12:15,886 --> 01:12:16,687
I got this.

2113
01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:17,521
I got this,

2114
01:12:17,554 --> 01:12:18,655
cause she's a tool.

2115
01:12:18,689 --> 01:12:19,957
No, no. I could fix it.

2116
01:12:19,990 --> 01:12:21,592
You're a tool enough
to bet you don't even

2117
01:12:21,625 --> 01:12:22,826
need any tools to
fix the shower,

2118
01:12:22,859 --> 01:12:25,194
because you you're
tool box on your own.

2119
01:12:25,227 --> 01:12:27,598
Monster energy drink.

2120
01:12:27,631 --> 01:12:28,799
All right.

2121
01:12:28,832 --> 01:12:30,033
That was crazy.

2122
01:12:30,067 --> 01:12:31,068
Yeah It was crazy.

2123
01:12:31,100 --> 01:12:32,201
How are you feeling?

2124
01:12:32,234 --> 01:12:33,135
You okay?

2125
01:12:33,169 --> 01:12:34,404
I'm a little bit woozy.

2126
01:12:34,438 --> 01:12:35,237
Yeah?

2127
01:12:35,272 --> 01:12:36,373
Yeah.

2128
01:12:36,406 --> 01:12:37,040
You need to sit
down for a minute.

2129
01:12:37,074 --> 01:12:37,908
Sure.

2130
01:12:38,875 --> 01:12:39,776
Really?

2131
01:12:39,810 --> 01:12:40,978
I can't have all these strangers

2132
01:12:41,011 --> 01:12:43,245
coming over and
breaking my shower.

2133
01:12:43,280 --> 01:12:44,514
It wasn't part of the plan.

2134
01:12:44,548 --> 01:12:46,450
I'm sorry about that.

2135
01:12:47,551 --> 01:12:49,286
I'm really frustrated with him.

2136
01:12:49,319 --> 01:12:50,252
Okay. Something's wrong?

2137
01:12:50,287 --> 01:12:51,455
Water's going everywhere.

2138
01:12:51,488 --> 01:12:53,056
I couldn't fix it.

2139
01:12:53,090 --> 01:12:53,890
Oh.

2140
01:12:53,924 --> 01:12:54,725
I'm sorry.

2141
01:12:54,758 --> 01:12:56,026
I'm sorry I failed.

2142
01:12:56,059 --> 01:12:57,561
I failed it at this.

2143
01:12:57,594 --> 01:12:59,630
Yeah, you failed
the friendship,

2144
01:12:59,663 --> 01:13:01,197
you failed the vampire hunter.

2145
01:13:01,230 --> 01:13:04,334
You never seen a real vampire, and I've
never seen a real best friend either.

2146
01:13:04,368 --> 01:13:05,636
I'm trying, Everrett.

2147
01:13:05,669 --> 01:13:06,637
I tried.

2148
01:13:06,670 --> 01:13:08,772
Stewart, You're bad at trying.

2149
01:13:08,805 --> 01:13:10,540
You're bad at being a friend.

2150
01:13:10,574 --> 01:13:14,945
Well, you're bad at being
bad at being a friend.

2151
01:13:14,978 --> 01:13:16,947
You say you fix
stuff you fix it.

2152
01:13:16,980 --> 01:13:18,715
You didn't want to be
part of this group anymore.

2153
01:13:18,749 --> 01:13:20,216
You were just talking about it.

2154
01:13:20,249 --> 01:13:21,051
So you know what?

2155
01:13:21,084 --> 01:13:22,653
You could just leave.

2156
01:13:22,686 --> 01:13:24,655
I'm going to stay
here with this body.

2157
01:13:24,688 --> 01:13:25,956
Yes.

2158
01:13:25,989 --> 01:13:28,325
And her, we're going
to make our own club.

2159
01:13:28,358 --> 01:13:29,158
Sure.

2160
01:13:30,394 --> 01:13:32,194
One of you need to go.

2161
01:13:32,228 --> 01:13:33,497
Somebody needs to get out.

2162
01:13:33,530 --> 01:13:38,035
You're causing too much
damage my house, look.

2163
01:13:38,068 --> 01:13:40,570
Yeah. Someone needs to go.

2164
01:13:40,604 --> 01:13:43,640
So let me get this straight,

2165
01:13:43,674 --> 01:13:45,575
You don't want me?

2166
01:13:45,609 --> 01:13:46,410
No.

2167
01:13:46,443 --> 01:13:47,678
You don't want me?

2168
01:13:47,711 --> 01:13:50,614
I think you need to
go, you broke my shower.

2169
01:13:50,647 --> 01:13:53,550
I don't need
either of you, okay?

2170
01:13:53,583 --> 01:13:56,386
I don't need the flashlights
with the stakes on.

2171
01:13:56,420 --> 01:13:57,754
I don't need no secret stake.

2172
01:13:57,788 --> 01:13:59,089
I don't need no secret club.

2173
01:13:59,122 --> 01:14:03,060
I don't need no weird
darkly dressed lady.

2174
01:14:03,093 --> 01:14:05,762
Hey, she's not
weird, she's nice.

2175
01:14:05,796 --> 01:14:06,863
You take that back.

2176
01:14:06,897 --> 01:14:09,766
What you said about what?

2177
01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:11,034
Neena.

2178
01:14:11,068 --> 01:14:15,072
Neena, you take back
was said about Neena.

2179
01:14:15,105 --> 01:14:17,507
But you do need a shower.

2180
01:14:17,541 --> 01:14:18,375
Sorry.

2181
01:14:20,077 --> 01:14:21,945
Hey, can you not be rude?

2182
01:14:21,978 --> 01:14:23,714
We're trying to
have a conversation.

2183
01:14:23,747 --> 01:14:24,948
The moment, seriously.

2184
01:14:24,981 --> 01:14:26,783
She's the new Toby on the group?

2185
01:14:26,817 --> 01:14:28,318
Acting exactly like Toby.

2186
01:14:28,351 --> 01:14:31,021
How dumb, hey. I'm mad at you,
I gotta get out of here.

2187
01:14:31,054 --> 01:14:32,155
Yeah, fine you go.

2188
01:14:32,189 --> 01:14:33,356
You know what you go too.

2189
01:14:33,390 --> 01:14:34,758
I don't want any of you here.

2190
01:14:34,791 --> 01:14:35,625
Get out.

2191
01:14:35,659 --> 01:14:37,694
Let's go, whatever.

2192
01:14:37,728 --> 01:14:39,129
Go, go, please.

2193
01:14:43,567 --> 01:14:45,535
Hey. Hey, I'm talking to you.

2194
01:14:45,569 --> 01:14:47,270
Go, both get out.

2195
01:14:47,304 --> 01:14:48,105
She's fine.

2196
01:14:48,138 --> 01:14:49,372
Last chance.

2197
01:14:49,406 --> 01:14:50,640
We're going to have snacks

2198
01:14:50,674 --> 01:14:52,275
and I'm going to nap
just like this one.

2199
01:14:52,309 --> 01:14:55,712
I'm not taking any
memoirs from our friendship.

2200
01:14:55,746 --> 01:14:59,516
I'm not taking any single
memory of our friendship.

2201
01:14:59,549 --> 01:15:00,350
Bye.

2202
01:15:00,383 --> 01:15:01,218
Bye, bye.

2203
01:15:02,586 --> 01:15:03,854
Bye, Everrett.

2204
01:15:04,755 --> 01:15:05,922
Bye, Stuart.

2205
01:15:17,267 --> 01:15:18,568
Turn the camera off.

2206
01:15:18,602 --> 01:15:19,936
Get out of here.

2207
01:15:27,377 --> 01:15:28,945
That jack hole in there,

2208
01:15:28,979 --> 01:15:31,014
He doesn't know how to
have handled a vampire.

2209
01:15:31,047 --> 01:15:32,983
I don't think he
could handle a ghoul,

2210
01:15:33,016 --> 01:15:34,317
let alone a vampire.

2211
01:15:34,351 --> 01:15:36,853
I'm glad it's just you and me.

2212
01:15:38,622 --> 01:15:41,792
I'm close to calling
Toby, that idiot.

2213
01:15:46,096 --> 01:15:47,297
Hey Everrett,
are you okay?

2214
01:15:47,330 --> 01:15:48,165
Shut up.

2215
01:15:50,033 --> 01:15:50,834
I'm fine.

2216
01:15:50,867 --> 01:15:52,369
I'm just thinking.

2217
01:15:53,303 --> 01:15:54,137
Okay.

2218
01:15:55,105 --> 01:15:56,339
I was thinking,

2219
01:16:00,744 --> 01:16:01,912
that jack hole

2220
01:16:04,514 --> 01:16:07,050
thinks that without me

2221
01:16:07,083 --> 01:16:09,553
there's a vampire group.

2222
01:16:09,586 --> 01:16:12,290
He thinks that without
me, there's a friendship.

2223
01:16:12,322 --> 01:16:13,824
There's not, okay.

2224
01:16:16,294 --> 01:16:17,494
The way he's treated me.

2225
01:16:17,527 --> 01:16:20,764
And he keeps promising
about the vampires,

2226
01:16:20,797 --> 01:16:22,866
but I've never seen them.

2227
01:16:30,540 --> 01:16:31,374
I guess.

2228
01:16:32,576 --> 01:16:35,313
I guess the truth is
I just remember some

2229
01:16:35,345 --> 01:16:37,180
of the good times too,

2230
01:16:39,583 --> 01:16:41,985
along with the bad.

2231
01:16:42,018 --> 01:16:44,754
We used to stab
the wall together

2232
01:16:47,791 --> 01:16:50,961
and a movie nights
are vampire themed.

2233
01:16:52,330 --> 01:16:56,466
Vampire themed, Buffy,
Twilight one through three.

2234
01:16:58,302 --> 01:17:01,305
We saw it all, and
that sucker Toby.

2235
01:17:03,807 --> 01:17:07,010
We used to just shove him back
and forth until he got dizzy

2236
01:17:07,043 --> 01:17:08,778
and then fell over.

2237
01:17:08,812 --> 01:17:10,780
Man, we hated Toby, didn't we?

2238
01:17:10,814 --> 01:17:12,283
We still hate Toby.

2239
01:17:12,316 --> 01:17:14,718
He was a real sack of garbage.

2240
01:17:17,053 --> 01:17:18,488
He still is.

2241
01:17:18,521 --> 01:17:20,690
He was a good friend, man.

2242
01:17:21,524 --> 01:17:23,159
What am I doing?

2243
01:17:23,193 --> 01:17:25,195
I can't throw away our
friendship that easy,

2244
01:17:25,228 --> 01:17:27,731
with that weird lady in black.

2245
01:17:28,531 --> 01:17:29,966
Hold on.

2246
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:32,168
Phlebotomist, of course.

2247
01:17:33,304 --> 01:17:34,738
What was it she said?

2248
01:17:34,771 --> 01:17:39,509
Everybody brings a black
umbrella with them on a walk.

2249
01:17:39,542 --> 01:17:40,777
Wait, hold on.

2250
01:17:42,280 --> 01:17:44,214
What did she say?

2251
01:17:44,247 --> 01:17:45,148
Oh, the blood.

2252
01:17:45,181 --> 01:17:46,983
It was a biohazard, of course.

2253
01:17:47,017 --> 01:17:50,420
Why else would I bring
it inside with me?

2254
01:17:52,055 --> 01:17:54,392
Phlebotomist never lie.

2255
01:17:54,424 --> 01:17:56,493
It's all coming together.

2256
01:17:56,526 --> 01:17:59,462
She is just taking
a nap. That's all.

2257
01:17:59,496 --> 01:18:00,331
Oh.

2258
01:18:03,500 --> 01:18:06,169
My teeth, Oh, I was just born.

2259
01:18:07,971 --> 01:18:12,976
Phlebotomist never lie
or do they?

2260
01:18:17,614 --> 01:18:21,385
He's in danger, I got
to hit the road jack.

2261
01:18:22,552 --> 01:18:24,322
How could I forget?

2262
01:18:24,355 --> 01:18:26,723
Friends who hunt
vampires together

2263
01:18:26,756 --> 01:18:28,625
never leave each other.

2264
01:18:29,559 --> 01:18:32,430
That's our freaking motto, man.

2265
01:18:32,462 --> 01:18:33,463
That's it Stewart.

2266
01:18:33,496 --> 01:18:35,266
I'm coming for you, man.

2267
01:18:35,299 --> 01:18:36,434
I'm coming.

2268
01:18:36,466 --> 01:18:38,134
Friends never leave.

2269
01:18:42,505 --> 01:18:43,773
No, you come too, man.

2270
01:18:43,807 --> 01:18:46,209
I'm not going alone, come on.

2271
01:18:50,513 --> 01:18:53,516
It takes a lot to
swallow pride, but

2272
01:18:57,053 --> 01:18:59,055
sometimes it's worth it.

2273
01:19:01,558 --> 01:19:02,659
For a friend.

2274
01:19:15,538 --> 01:19:16,539
Who is it?

2275
01:19:18,041 --> 01:19:19,377
It's Everrett.

2276
01:19:21,011 --> 01:19:22,279
Everrett who?

2277
01:19:25,349 --> 01:19:26,916
Your best friend?

2278
01:19:28,518 --> 01:19:30,253
Fuck you, Everrett.

2279
01:19:32,522 --> 01:19:34,024
What did he say?

2280
01:19:39,430 --> 01:19:41,265
Yeah. That's bright.

2281
01:19:42,299 --> 01:19:43,700
What do you want?

2282
01:19:46,536 --> 01:19:48,204
Can I come in man?

2283
01:19:49,539 --> 01:19:50,774
It's not that bright.

2284
01:19:50,807 --> 01:19:52,142
It's like 8:30 what's goin...

2285
01:19:52,175 --> 01:19:53,543
Go man, it's so bright.

2286
01:19:53,576 --> 01:19:56,280
It's just not
that bright, man.

2287
01:19:56,313 --> 01:19:59,149
I'm really
hungover, it's bright.

2288
01:19:59,182 --> 01:20:01,285
You don't drink, man.

2289
01:20:01,318 --> 01:20:03,521
Yeah. I drink plenty.

2290
01:20:03,553 --> 01:20:04,754
Hold on, hold on.

2291
01:20:04,788 --> 01:20:06,022
Just let me, hey man.

2292
01:20:06,056 --> 01:20:08,558
What's going on with this guy?

2293
01:20:09,559 --> 01:20:10,760
Hey man, Whoa, dude.

2294
01:20:10,794 --> 01:20:12,396
What's up?

2295
01:20:12,430 --> 01:20:13,229
Hey man.

2296
01:20:13,264 --> 01:20:14,532
You look, you look pale.

2297
01:20:14,564 --> 01:20:16,032
Oh man.

2298
01:20:16,066 --> 01:20:18,402
I just found out I'm anemic.

2299
01:20:20,538 --> 01:20:22,273
I've known you for 12 years.

2300
01:20:22,306 --> 01:20:26,310
Yeah, no. it's sudden onset
anemia, runs in my family.

2301
01:20:26,343 --> 01:20:27,744
It's it's hereditary.

2302
01:20:27,777 --> 01:20:29,813
Okay. Well I'm not
really worried about that.

2303
01:20:29,846 --> 01:20:32,516
Hey man, I think
you're in danger, man.

2304
01:20:32,550 --> 01:20:34,318
I'm not in danger man. Look.

2305
01:20:34,351 --> 01:20:36,086
Can we come in? Can I talk?

2306
01:20:36,119 --> 01:20:38,289
I'm flattered
that you came over,

2307
01:20:38,322 --> 01:20:40,056
but dude, we're done.

2308
01:20:40,090 --> 01:20:42,792
It's been a whole six hours.

2309
01:20:42,826 --> 01:20:46,263
All right, we can't
turn back the clocks.

2310
01:20:47,864 --> 01:20:49,467
I'm sorry that I
freaked out earlier,

2311
01:20:49,500 --> 01:20:53,803
but I was just a little
frustrated cause I wanna...

2312
01:20:53,837 --> 01:20:55,272
Can we just talk?

2313
01:20:56,574 --> 01:20:58,808
Right, come on.

2314
01:20:58,842 --> 01:21:01,111
It's not that bright, man.
Why are you freaking out about that?

2315
01:21:01,144 --> 01:21:03,547
Neena's not home right now.

2316
01:21:03,581 --> 01:21:04,614
We don't have a lot of time.

2317
01:21:04,647 --> 01:21:05,615
She's still there.

2318
01:21:05,648 --> 01:21:06,850
Oh yeah. No, we're friends.

2319
01:21:06,883 --> 01:21:08,051
We're friends. Don't
worry about it.

2320
01:21:08,084 --> 01:21:10,854
Just of come in,
come on, get in here.

2321
01:21:12,655 --> 01:21:13,857
Let me, yeah.

2322
01:21:13,890 --> 01:21:16,693
Will you sit it
down, just a second.

2323
01:21:20,630 --> 01:21:22,600
Yeah. No, she's
fine, here come on.

2324
01:21:22,632 --> 01:21:23,434
Just sit here?

2325
01:21:23,467 --> 01:21:24,401
Yeah. Here we go.

2326
01:21:24,435 --> 01:21:25,402
All right.

2327
01:21:27,404 --> 01:21:29,507
Ah, everything's painful.

2328
01:21:29,540 --> 01:21:31,275
What's going on with you man?

2329
01:21:31,308 --> 01:21:32,510
I told you I'm anemic, man.

2330
01:21:32,543 --> 01:21:34,077
My blood is real thin.

2331
01:21:34,110 --> 01:21:36,547
I don't got enough iron.

2332
01:21:36,580 --> 01:21:37,780
That sucks then,

2333
01:21:37,814 --> 01:21:40,984
you talking about
blood like that.

2334
01:21:41,017 --> 01:21:41,818
Anemia has to do with blood.

2335
01:21:41,851 --> 01:21:42,652
You sure you're okay?

2336
01:21:42,685 --> 01:21:43,587
Yeah. I'm fine.

2337
01:21:43,621 --> 01:21:44,721
Look, what did you want to say?

2338
01:21:44,754 --> 01:21:46,823
What'd you come over for?

2339
01:21:49,560 --> 01:21:50,894
I'm just gonna
put these back on.

2340
01:21:50,927 --> 01:21:51,728
All right.

2341
01:21:51,761 --> 01:21:52,762
You just go.

2342
01:21:53,963 --> 01:21:57,568
Listen man, I just
wanted to say that.

2343
01:21:57,601 --> 01:22:00,003
I think we all wanted to say.

2344
01:22:01,838 --> 01:22:04,674
What we want the vampire
hunters to live on.

2345
01:22:04,707 --> 01:22:05,609
Yeah, no.

2346
01:22:05,643 --> 01:22:07,311
They're they're done for man.

2347
01:22:07,344 --> 01:22:08,579
Vampire hunting was dumb.

2348
01:22:08,612 --> 01:22:09,779
You were right.

2349
01:22:09,812 --> 01:22:10,581
All right, we were
losers in high school,

2350
01:22:10,614 --> 01:22:11,814
we're losers now.

2351
01:22:11,848 --> 01:22:13,617
Man, man, man, man,
man, I listen, dude.

2352
01:22:13,651 --> 01:22:14,652
I'm listening, I don't
want to hear anymore.

2353
01:22:14,684 --> 01:22:15,486
That's not true.

2354
01:22:15,519 --> 01:22:16,320
That's is not true.

2355
01:22:16,353 --> 01:22:17,588
You wanna to know why?

2356
01:22:17,621 --> 01:22:18,489
Why? Why?

2357
01:22:20,624 --> 01:22:24,694
Because no club you're
ever in is a loser club.

2358
01:22:26,696 --> 01:22:28,566
You understand what I'm saying.

2359
01:22:28,599 --> 01:22:29,567
You're winner, man.

2360
01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:30,767
No, I'm not.

2361
01:22:30,800 --> 01:22:32,336
No, you're not,
but you're my friend.

2362
01:22:32,369 --> 01:22:33,836
You're my friend dude.

2363
01:22:33,870 --> 01:22:37,774
We've had three members
in our club this whole time.

2364
01:22:37,807 --> 01:22:38,708
All right.

2365
01:22:38,741 --> 01:22:41,512
It's been 10 plus years of us

2366
01:22:41,545 --> 01:22:43,581
just like, ah let's
hunt vampires.

2367
01:22:43,614 --> 01:22:44,814
Oh yeah.

2368
01:22:44,847 --> 01:22:46,350
Let's lift bricks.

2369
01:22:46,383 --> 01:22:48,552
Oh that's so hardcore.

2370
01:22:48,586 --> 01:22:49,852
It's not hardcore, man.

2371
01:22:49,886 --> 01:22:53,290
Those were all
your ideas, man.

2372
01:22:53,324 --> 01:22:54,558
What happened to you?

2373
01:22:54,592 --> 01:22:55,559
I'm done.

2374
01:22:55,593 --> 01:22:56,427
I'm tired.

2375
01:22:57,695 --> 01:23:00,564
I have anemia, look at me.

2376
01:23:00,598 --> 01:23:01,565
I'm wasting away.

2377
01:23:01,599 --> 01:23:02,633
You are wasting away.

2378
01:23:02,666 --> 01:23:05,569
You must've lost 25 pounds, man.

2379
01:23:05,603 --> 01:23:07,870
I mean, it drops like that.

2380
01:23:07,904 --> 01:23:09,373
Yeah, well dude.

2381
01:23:09,406 --> 01:23:10,407
Alright man.

2382
01:23:11,542 --> 01:23:13,344
Maybe we're done
being vampire hunters.

2383
01:23:13,377 --> 01:23:17,514
That doesn't mean we're
done being friends.

2384
01:23:17,548 --> 01:23:20,216
I do admit, I have missed you.

2385
01:23:21,485 --> 01:23:23,587
It is nice to see you.

2386
01:23:23,621 --> 01:23:26,590
Hey, one of these, one
of these for old time?

2387
01:23:26,624 --> 01:23:29,759
Alright. You got
it right this time.

2388
01:23:35,399 --> 01:23:36,533
I'm sorry, dude, this anemia,

2389
01:23:36,567 --> 01:23:38,502
It's just in my head,
it's in my head.

2390
01:23:38,535 --> 01:23:39,503
Everyday is just,

2391
01:23:39,536 --> 01:23:41,538
Oh, it's all combobulated.

2392
01:23:41,572 --> 01:23:44,408
For all time sake, man?

2393
01:23:44,441 --> 01:23:45,542
What's that?

2394
01:23:45,576 --> 01:23:46,776
You know what it is, man?

2395
01:23:46,809 --> 01:23:49,446
It's a little bit of
garlic, for old times.

2396
01:23:49,480 --> 01:23:51,482
Well, dude we both hate that.

2397
01:23:51,515 --> 01:23:52,949
I know, but it's just
for old time's sake.

2398
01:23:52,982 --> 01:23:55,251
We don't have to vampire
hunters anymore, man?

2399
01:23:55,286 --> 01:23:56,520
I know we don't, but it's just

2400
01:23:56,553 --> 01:23:59,556
like a thing symbol of
our friendship, dude.

2401
01:23:59,590 --> 01:24:01,124
This is like, together,

2402
01:24:01,157 --> 01:24:04,528
these two cloves are
like you and me, man.

2403
01:24:04,561 --> 01:24:06,029
We used to be tight,

2404
01:24:06,062 --> 01:24:08,465
we used to be attached at the
center point here, but now,

2405
01:24:08,499 --> 01:24:11,502
now we're broken apart, man.

2406
01:24:11,535 --> 01:24:13,570
So I'm just thinking,
why don't we crush?

2407
01:24:13,604 --> 01:24:16,674
I just want to
crush it together.

2408
01:24:16,707 --> 01:24:19,510
Crush this grudge
once and for all.

2409
01:24:19,543 --> 01:24:22,479
But man, if we do
that, mine broke.

2410
01:24:25,915 --> 01:24:26,849
Okay, just eat...

2411
01:24:26,883 --> 01:24:29,486
I'm gonna do this piece.

2412
01:24:29,520 --> 01:24:31,522
Just a little one, because
this is really gross.

2413
01:24:31,555 --> 01:24:32,756
Yeah.

2414
01:24:32,790 --> 01:24:34,057
I'm only doing it
cause I love you.

2415
01:24:34,090 --> 01:24:35,459
I love you man.

2416
01:24:35,492 --> 01:24:36,493
I'm not going to do it
till I watch you do it.

2417
01:24:36,527 --> 01:24:37,328
Yeah.

2418
01:24:37,361 --> 01:24:38,429
Yeah, you go for it.

2419
01:24:38,462 --> 01:24:39,263
I'm doing it.

2420
01:24:39,296 --> 01:24:40,331
Yeah. You do it first.

2421
01:24:40,364 --> 01:24:41,164
No, no.

2422
01:24:41,197 --> 01:24:42,366
I'm not doing it.

2423
01:24:42,399 --> 01:24:43,933
I'm doing it the exact
same time as you.

2424
01:24:43,966 --> 01:24:45,703
You're going to do it first.

2425
01:24:45,736 --> 01:24:47,805
No no no, we are
going to do this

2426
01:24:47,837 --> 01:24:50,239
at the same time, man.

2427
01:24:50,274 --> 01:24:51,240
Dude, you always try

2428
01:24:51,275 --> 01:24:52,509
to get out of it
the last second.

2429
01:24:52,543 --> 01:24:54,578
No, I would never
dude. I would never.

2430
01:24:54,611 --> 01:24:57,013
At the same time,
dude, here we go.

2431
01:24:57,046 --> 01:24:58,282
Okay. All right.

2432
01:24:58,315 --> 01:24:59,516
Same time then?

2433
01:24:59,550 --> 01:25:01,184
No, I need to
watch you bite it.

2434
01:25:01,217 --> 01:25:02,319
Yeah, here we go.

2435
01:25:02,353 --> 01:25:03,853
Go ahead, bite it.

2436
01:25:07,190 --> 01:25:08,024
Oh, oh.

2437
01:25:15,499 --> 01:25:17,401
He's a vampire.

2438
01:25:17,434 --> 01:25:20,036
I know, I know I'm a vampire.

2439
01:25:21,372 --> 01:25:22,573
Okay, she turned me.

2440
01:25:22,606 --> 01:25:23,574
Neena bit me.

2441
01:25:23,607 --> 01:25:24,508
She turned me.

2442
01:25:24,541 --> 01:25:25,709
She sucked me dry,

2443
01:25:25,743 --> 01:25:26,577
and then she gave me
something to her blood.

2444
01:25:26,610 --> 01:25:28,278
And now I'm a vampire.

2445
01:25:28,312 --> 01:25:30,179
Okay. And I've been snacking
on this thing all day.

2446
01:25:30,213 --> 01:25:32,316
You've been snacking
on this thing all day?

2447
01:25:32,349 --> 01:25:33,249
Yeah.

2448
01:25:33,283 --> 01:25:34,718
I didn't even know her name man,

2449
01:25:34,752 --> 01:25:37,321
she just came from the park
and she's not dead yet.

2450
01:25:37,354 --> 01:25:38,522
She keeps on

2451
01:25:38,555 --> 01:25:40,457
She's like an energizer bunny.

2452
01:25:40,491 --> 01:25:43,092
She did this to you?

2453
01:25:43,126 --> 01:25:44,495
That's it man.

2454
01:25:44,528 --> 01:25:46,597
I'm swearing vengeance
on you for her man.

2455
01:25:46,630 --> 01:25:48,565
No, don't swear
vengeance on me.

2456
01:25:48,599 --> 01:25:49,666
Just for her.

2457
01:25:50,801 --> 01:25:52,068
Get her, I'm me.

2458
01:25:52,101 --> 01:25:54,338
You get her. Okay.

2459
01:25:54,371 --> 01:25:56,507
I will avenge that
phlebotoma are so hard man.

2460
01:25:56,540 --> 01:25:57,974
Phlebotomist.

2461
01:25:58,007 --> 01:25:59,976
Thought she was a vampire now?

2462
01:26:00,009 --> 01:26:00,910
She's a vampire too.

2463
01:26:00,943 --> 01:26:03,414
She's a phlebotomist too.

2464
01:26:03,447 --> 01:26:04,782
Neena.

2465
01:26:04,815 --> 01:26:05,783
You again.

2466
01:26:05,816 --> 01:26:06,916
You, again.

2467
01:26:07,818 --> 01:26:10,354
Neena, I didn't tell him.

2468
01:26:10,387 --> 01:26:13,055
I didn't, stupid body.

2469
01:26:13,089 --> 01:26:15,559
I didn't tell him that you
were, I'm a vampire now though.

2470
01:26:15,592 --> 01:26:16,560
He beat it out of me.

2471
01:26:16,593 --> 01:26:17,761
He beat my friend.

2472
01:26:17,795 --> 01:26:19,563
Hey, you stay
away from my friend.

2473
01:26:19,596 --> 01:26:20,597
Fight him.

2474
01:26:22,566 --> 01:26:23,600
Oh this is weird, man.

2475
01:26:23,634 --> 01:26:24,435
I'm sorry.

2476
01:26:24,468 --> 01:26:25,702
What's going on here?

2477
01:26:25,736 --> 01:26:28,505
She has mind powers,
she's a vampire okay.

2478
01:26:28,539 --> 01:26:31,742
I have no control
over this, I'm sorry.

2479
01:26:33,877 --> 01:26:36,547
You're making me hurt my friend.

2480
01:26:39,048 --> 01:26:42,486
Brother, brother,
I forgive you.

2481
01:26:42,519 --> 01:26:43,320
What?

2482
01:26:43,353 --> 01:26:45,489
I said I forgive you.

2483
01:26:45,522 --> 01:26:47,925
No, he's lying. Keep going.

2484
01:26:50,494 --> 01:26:51,495
I'm free from my spell.

2485
01:26:51,528 --> 01:26:53,931
You can't control me anymore.

2486
01:26:54,798 --> 01:26:56,767
Friendship has saved us.

2487
01:26:56,800 --> 01:26:58,402
The power of friendship?

2488
01:26:58,435 --> 01:26:59,937
Yeah.

2489
01:26:59,969 --> 01:27:01,037
You got nothing.

2490
01:27:01,070 --> 01:27:02,806
Nope, doesn't working anymore.

2491
01:27:02,840 --> 01:27:04,274
I'm still a vampire.

2492
01:27:04,308 --> 01:27:07,611
I'm going to get you now,
I'm going to get you.

2493
01:27:09,780 --> 01:27:11,482
That really hurt.

2494
01:27:11,515 --> 01:27:13,015
She struck me.

2495
01:27:13,049 --> 01:27:14,485
Stay away from him.

2496
01:27:14,518 --> 01:27:15,352
You.

2497
01:27:25,462 --> 01:27:29,399
I guess I'm not over
the friendship after all.

2498
01:27:40,777 --> 01:27:43,680
Seems I've been struck.

2499
01:27:43,714 --> 01:27:46,115
You used your secret stake.

2500
01:27:50,754 --> 01:27:52,589
I thought you left it.

2501
01:27:52,623 --> 01:27:53,423
Why did you do that?

2502
01:27:53,457 --> 01:27:54,791
I could never.

2503
01:27:55,959 --> 01:27:58,462
Shh, we're having
a touching moment.

2504
01:27:58,495 --> 01:28:00,764
Trying to
reconnect as friends.

2505
01:28:00,797 --> 01:28:04,334
Guys kill me, there's
a stake inside me.

2506
01:28:04,368 --> 01:28:06,035
I could never leave it behind.

2507
01:28:06,068 --> 01:28:08,906
You know what, we should
deal with this first?

2508
01:28:08,939 --> 01:28:11,240
I thought vampires
die more instant.

2509
01:28:11,275 --> 01:28:15,779
Oh guys, since I'm finished
now, I have one request.

2510
01:28:18,815 --> 01:28:19,616
Okay.

2511
01:28:19,650 --> 01:28:20,617
Sing a song for me?

2512
01:28:20,651 --> 01:28:21,652
Wait what?

2513
01:28:22,853 --> 01:28:26,023
Sing a song for me,
I really like a song.

2514
01:28:26,055 --> 01:28:27,624
She wants a song.

2515
01:28:30,226 --> 01:28:31,461
I guess.

2516
01:28:31,495 --> 01:28:34,598
The monster mash,
you know that song?

2517
01:28:35,666 --> 01:28:36,567
Sure.

2518
01:28:36,600 --> 01:28:38,769
Everyone knows a monster mash.

2519
01:28:38,802 --> 01:28:43,807
♪ I was working in the
lab, late one night ♪

2520
01:28:44,942 --> 01:28:49,145
♪ When my eyes beheld
an eerie sight ♪

2521
01:28:50,480 --> 01:28:51,815
Good

2522
01:28:51,848 --> 01:28:53,082
It's good?

2523
01:28:53,115 --> 01:28:54,216
Keep going.

2524
01:28:54,250 --> 01:28:55,184
Oh, okay.

2525
01:28:57,387 --> 01:29:00,824
♪ When my eyes beheld
an eerie sight ♪

2526
01:29:00,857 --> 01:29:05,762
♪ My monster on the
table, began to rise ♪

2527
01:29:05,796 --> 01:29:10,801
♪ And to wonder, my surprise ♪

2528
01:29:12,302 --> 01:29:16,340
♪ He did the mash ♪

2529
01:29:16,373 --> 01:29:19,309
♪ He did the monster mash ♪

2530
01:29:19,343 --> 01:29:20,811
♪ It was the graveyard smash ♪

2531
01:29:20,844 --> 01:29:23,347
♪ The monster mash ♪

2532
01:29:23,380 --> 01:29:26,115
♪ in a flash ♪

2533
01:29:26,148 --> 01:29:27,751
♪ He did the mash ♪

2534
01:29:27,784 --> 01:29:31,321
♪ We did the monster mash ♪

2535
01:29:41,197 --> 01:29:42,265
I think she...

2536
01:29:42,299 --> 01:29:43,467
Dude, I think she's dead now.

2537
01:29:43,500 --> 01:29:45,302
Did we just?

2538
01:29:45,335 --> 01:29:48,905
I think we just killed
our first vampire.

2539
01:29:53,242 --> 01:29:55,012
Right in the face.

2540
01:29:57,179 --> 01:30:00,517
You know how happy this
makes me, look at it.

2541
01:30:00,550 --> 01:30:01,385
Oh man,

2542
01:30:02,419 --> 01:30:03,219
She is dead.

2543
01:30:03,252 --> 01:30:04,354
She's gone.

2544
01:30:06,222 --> 01:30:07,491
I don't think we
should worry about her

2545
01:30:07,524 --> 01:30:08,525
She's probably a vampire too.

2546
01:30:08,558 --> 01:30:10,560
Yeah, she probably is,

2547
01:30:11,428 --> 01:30:13,597
hey nice knowing you, not.

2548
01:30:15,866 --> 01:30:19,636
Hey, you really
do suck, don't you?

2549
01:30:19,670 --> 01:30:22,973
Hey why don't you go bat away?

2550
01:30:23,006 --> 01:30:25,842
You can't cause
you're dead again.

2551
01:30:26,710 --> 01:30:28,210
You're dead again.

2552
01:30:29,546 --> 01:30:30,347
Oh man.

2553
01:30:30,380 --> 01:30:31,548
You know what, man?

2554
01:30:31,581 --> 01:30:34,451
I still feel like a vampire.

2555
01:30:34,484 --> 01:30:35,686
Hey, dude.

2556
01:30:35,719 --> 01:30:38,622
We'll deal with
that when it comes.

2557
01:30:42,592 --> 01:30:44,127
I'm gonna grab my sunglasses.

2558
01:30:44,161 --> 01:30:45,395
Yeah, get those nice sun,

2559
01:30:45,429 --> 01:30:46,530
you don't want to
leave those here.

2560
01:30:46,563 --> 01:30:47,831
You know what?

2561
01:30:47,864 --> 01:30:52,035
I'm gonna take your
umbrella, Neena, okay.

2562
01:30:52,069 --> 01:30:55,572
Oh, she can't hear
you cause she's dead.

2563
01:30:57,140 --> 01:30:58,475
Ah, ah, ah.

2564
01:30:58,508 --> 01:30:59,576
Oh sorry, dude,
should've warned you, man.

2565
01:30:59,609 --> 01:31:02,279
- Come on man.
- Yeah, no problem.

2566
01:31:02,312 --> 01:31:03,146
Oh gosh.

2567
01:31:05,082 --> 01:31:06,248
Shut the door.

2568
01:31:11,755 --> 01:31:12,689
That's gross, man.

2569
01:31:12,723 --> 01:31:14,057
Oh, sorry about that man.

2570
01:31:14,091 --> 01:31:15,392
We're rolling.

2571
01:31:17,661 --> 01:31:19,996
Well, we're friends again.

2572
01:31:20,030 --> 01:31:22,231
Yeah. I killed a vampire.

2573
01:31:23,200 --> 01:31:24,701
Yeah. He killed a vampire.

2574
01:31:24,735 --> 01:31:26,636
It was so cool.

2575
01:31:26,670 --> 01:31:28,972
Yeah. Let's talk about
that in a sec, all right.

2576
01:31:29,005 --> 01:31:30,774
The vampire club is
officially reopened.

2577
01:31:30,807 --> 01:31:32,609
We're back together baby.

2578
01:31:32,642 --> 01:31:34,444
Yeah. And we're
better than ever.

2579
01:31:34,478 --> 01:31:36,980
Not taking
applicants idiot, Toby.

2580
01:31:37,013 --> 01:31:41,518
Yeah, Toby can
suck it.

2581
01:31:41,551 --> 01:31:42,953
Toby's the worst.

2582
01:31:42,986 --> 01:31:43,887
I hate him.

2583
01:31:43,920 --> 01:31:46,656
Anyways. We redid the rules.

2584
01:31:46,690 --> 01:31:48,391
Yeah. We redid the rules.

2585
01:31:48,425 --> 01:31:50,026
We still have our
top three rules,

2586
01:31:50,060 --> 01:31:52,395
but we've added more,

2587
01:31:52,429 --> 01:31:54,464
because we're learning
more stuff everyday.

2588
01:31:54,498 --> 01:31:57,400
We're learning all the
time, learning on the job.

2589
01:31:57,434 --> 01:31:58,869
Especially learned a
lot from that new vampire.

2590
01:31:58,902 --> 01:32:00,170
Yeah, she taught us a lot.

2591
01:32:00,203 --> 01:32:02,873
Yeah. We learned,
we learned a lot.

2592
01:32:02,906 --> 01:32:05,375
I'm still a vampire
too, by the way,

2593
01:32:05,408 --> 01:32:06,309
that didn't go away.

2594
01:32:06,343 --> 01:32:07,744
There's a slight amendment.

2595
01:32:07,778 --> 01:32:09,412
Now vampires can be
part of the club.

2596
01:32:09,446 --> 01:32:10,714
We'll bring them
down from within.

2597
01:32:10,747 --> 01:32:12,616
Within, right.

2598
01:32:12,649 --> 01:32:15,185
Yeah. As long
as we what though?

2599
01:32:15,218 --> 01:32:16,686
You said there was a condition.

2600
01:32:16,720 --> 01:32:21,391
Yeah. As long as we swear
allegiance to the non vampires.

2601
01:32:23,593 --> 01:32:26,696
That that feels kind of weird
to put a divide, which way?

2602
01:32:26,730 --> 01:32:30,167
Like human, vampire, non-vampire,
like feels a little...

2603
01:32:30,200 --> 01:32:32,469
It's cool for me
because now I'm president

2604
01:32:32,502 --> 01:32:35,806
of the club, because I'm the
only non-vampire in the group.

2605
01:32:35,839 --> 01:32:38,608
Why you gotta
say it like that?

2606
01:32:40,010 --> 01:32:41,912
I feel like you're being really
derogatory towards my kind.

2607
01:32:41,945 --> 01:32:42,779
Okay.

2608
01:32:44,481 --> 01:32:45,949
All right.

2609
01:32:45,982 --> 01:32:47,551
Okay. Rule number one,

2610
01:32:47,584 --> 01:32:51,321
Always use the buddy
system when hunting vampires.

2611
01:32:51,354 --> 01:32:55,293
Rule number two, never
be alone with a vampire,

2612
01:32:57,894 --> 01:33:00,530
Unless, it's your best friend.

2613
01:33:00,564 --> 01:33:04,501
Yeah. And I mean, I have
sworn allegiance to the group.

2614
01:33:04,534 --> 01:33:05,702
To the group.

2615
01:33:05,735 --> 01:33:07,070
And you, because
you're my best friend,

2616
01:33:07,103 --> 01:33:08,004
not gonna bite your neck.

2617
01:33:08,038 --> 01:33:09,940
That's a cool move man.

2618
01:33:09,973 --> 01:33:13,343
Yeah. It looks really
succulent right now.

2619
01:33:13,376 --> 01:33:14,578
Oh weird.

2620
01:33:14,611 --> 01:33:16,079
Yeah. You know what else?

2621
01:33:16,112 --> 01:33:19,482
I can hear your blood pulsing
through your body right now.

2622
01:33:19,516 --> 01:33:20,350
All right, man.

2623
01:33:20,383 --> 01:33:21,585
It's just like, wow.

2624
01:33:21,618 --> 01:33:23,353
You are like a
drinking fountain.

2625
01:33:23,386 --> 01:33:27,490
And I got a wooden
stake in my hand too.

2626
01:33:27,524 --> 01:33:28,458
Yeah, you do.

2627
01:33:28,491 --> 01:33:29,960
You do.

2628
01:33:29,993 --> 01:33:31,628
You pull the stake out of
Neena and you you did...

2629
01:33:31,661 --> 01:33:34,664
I killed one vampire,
I'll kill again, you got me.

2630
01:33:34,698 --> 01:33:36,666
With luck,
we'll both kill again.

2631
01:33:36,700 --> 01:33:38,302
Cause I kind of
helped with Neena too.

2632
01:33:38,336 --> 01:33:39,135
That's right?

2633
01:33:39,169 --> 01:33:39,970
Yeah. Yeah.

2634
01:33:40,003 --> 01:33:41,605
Rule number three.

2635
01:33:44,374 --> 01:33:45,276
What's rule number three?

2636
01:33:45,309 --> 01:33:46,776
Your stomach growling right?

2637
01:33:46,810 --> 01:33:49,212
Are you hungry for
blood right now?

2638
01:33:49,246 --> 01:33:50,046
I am hungry.

2639
01:33:50,080 --> 01:33:51,248
It's hard.

2640
01:33:51,282 --> 01:33:52,716
I wasn't kidding about
that anemia thing.

2641
01:33:52,749 --> 01:33:54,050
I really think I
caught it anemia.

2642
01:33:54,084 --> 01:33:55,286
Sure.

2643
01:33:55,319 --> 01:33:56,920
Oh, I remember
rule number three.

2644
01:33:56,953 --> 01:33:59,623
Assume everyone's a vampire.

2645
01:33:59,656 --> 01:34:02,492
Especially your best
friend and you know they are.

2646
01:34:02,525 --> 01:34:05,228
Yeah. I don't need
the mirror test anymore.

2647
01:34:05,263 --> 01:34:08,366
I can smell vampires
now. It's weird.

2648
01:34:08,398 --> 01:34:10,567
That's why he's not wearing
it around his neck anymore.

2649
01:34:10,600 --> 01:34:12,035
Rule number four,

2650
01:34:12,068 --> 01:34:13,304
rule number four.

2651
01:34:13,337 --> 01:34:15,472
You tell everyone
rule number four.

2652
01:34:15,505 --> 01:34:17,540
Rule number four,

2653
01:34:17,574 --> 01:34:18,575
Friendship first.

2654
01:34:18,608 --> 01:34:21,444
Yeah. Friendship first.

2655
01:34:21,478 --> 01:34:22,679
Yeah.

2656
01:34:22,712 --> 01:34:24,214
You want to tell them
rule number five too?

2657
01:34:24,247 --> 01:34:25,815
Rule number five.

2658
01:34:25,849 --> 01:34:28,518
We're sometimes going
to hunt ghouls too.

2659
01:34:28,551 --> 01:34:30,321
Yep, that that's a real too.

2660
01:34:30,354 --> 01:34:34,424
Yeah. He want to expand our
repertoire of what we hunt.

2661
01:34:34,457 --> 01:34:36,426
Vampires can turn
people into ghouls too.

2662
01:34:36,459 --> 01:34:37,494
I didn't know this.

2663
01:34:37,527 --> 01:34:38,628
Yeah. Yeah.

2664
01:34:39,496 --> 01:34:42,432
Neena was telling me a lot.

2665
01:34:42,465 --> 01:34:43,533
But rule number six,

2666
01:34:43,566 --> 01:34:44,467
let's not forget that.

2667
01:34:44,501 --> 01:34:45,702
Yeah, rule number six is

2668
01:34:45,735 --> 01:34:47,271
the most important,
you should tell them.

2669
01:34:47,305 --> 01:34:48,805
Rule number six, you tell them.

2670
01:34:48,838 --> 01:34:49,839
Rule number six.

2671
01:34:49,873 --> 01:34:51,241
You got to tell them,

2672
01:34:51,275 --> 01:34:53,209
you got to tell them, tell them.

2673
01:34:53,243 --> 01:34:57,415
Rule number six,
sly.

2674
01:34:58,481 --> 01:34:59,482
What?

2675
01:34:59,516 --> 01:35:01,484
lie.

2676
01:35:01,518 --> 01:35:02,420
Phlemotomist?

2677
01:35:02,452 --> 01:35:04,422
Phlebotomist lie.

2678
01:35:04,454 --> 01:35:05,356
Did you say Obama?

2679
01:35:05,389 --> 01:35:06,290
I'm saying phlebotomist.

2680
01:35:06,324 --> 01:35:08,359
We're saying the same thing.

2681
01:35:08,392 --> 01:35:09,225
Phlebotomist.

2682
01:35:09,260 --> 01:35:10,060
Phlebotomist.

2683
01:35:10,093 --> 01:35:10,894
Phlebotomist.

2684
01:35:10,927 --> 01:35:11,728
Phlebotomist.

2685
01:35:13,463 --> 01:35:15,299
Phlebotomist can lie.

2686
01:35:15,333 --> 01:35:17,233
Yeah. They can definitely lie.

2687
01:35:17,268 --> 01:35:18,168
Yeah. Neena proved that,

2688
01:35:18,201 --> 01:35:19,903
she actually was a phlebotomist.

2689
01:35:19,936 --> 01:35:21,305
She was a really good one.

2690
01:35:21,339 --> 01:35:22,572
She's great at her job.

2691
01:35:22,605 --> 01:35:23,807
We learned a lot of
things along the way.

2692
01:35:23,840 --> 01:35:26,410
Like, friendship can
break a vampire spell.

2693
01:35:26,444 --> 01:35:29,512
Yeah. I didn't know
that until he forgave me.

2694
01:35:29,546 --> 01:35:33,317
I was like, Oh, friendship
has entered my heart.

2695
01:35:33,351 --> 01:35:37,321
So, I think friendship
breaks a lot of vampire spells.

2696
01:35:37,355 --> 01:35:40,257
Turns out. Love,
gets through all.

2697
01:35:41,524 --> 01:35:43,793
Not that, like, I love you.
But I love you, bro.

2698
01:35:43,827 --> 01:35:45,028
Love you, man.

2699
01:35:45,061 --> 01:35:48,064
Dude, when you stab
Neena in the heart.

2700
01:35:48,098 --> 01:35:49,300
I totally thought you were dead.

2701
01:35:49,333 --> 01:35:50,800
I was like, Oh my
gosh, he's dead.

2702
01:35:50,834 --> 01:35:52,336
I fooled you then,
I fooled you then.

2703
01:35:52,370 --> 01:35:54,537
Cause I was in control
the whole time.

2704
01:35:54,571 --> 01:35:55,805
Yeah. Yeah.

2705
01:35:55,839 --> 01:35:58,174
But see vampires are so
strong and I'm so strong

2706
01:35:58,208 --> 01:36:01,611
that I was like, ah,
my vampire strength,

2707
01:36:01,644 --> 01:36:02,879
I could get Neena

2708
01:36:02,912 --> 01:36:04,748
but since she turned me,
she had control over me.

2709
01:36:04,781 --> 01:36:07,717
Yeah. She pushed
you away no problem.

2710
01:36:07,751 --> 01:36:09,052
You fell like a pillow,

2711
01:36:09,085 --> 01:36:10,520
like you were a pillow
in a pillow fight.

2712
01:36:10,553 --> 01:36:11,755
I tried really.

2713
01:36:11,788 --> 01:36:13,556
I was fighting for
you, cause I'm like,

2714
01:36:13,590 --> 01:36:14,924
he's just a human.

2715
01:36:14,958 --> 01:36:16,860
I gotta save him,
you're really weak.

2716
01:36:16,893 --> 01:36:18,828
Yeah. And you're a vampire.

2717
01:36:18,862 --> 01:36:21,664
So now I could, technically,

2718
01:36:21,698 --> 01:36:24,167
I'm allowing you in
the group, so cool man.

2719
01:36:24,200 --> 01:36:27,203
Technically, I've always
been part of the group.

2720
01:36:27,237 --> 01:36:29,440
Remember I was the president?

2721
01:36:29,473 --> 01:36:33,043
Oh yeah. Well,
not anymore right?

2722
01:36:34,478 --> 01:36:36,380
You know, we could
probably change that rule to

2723
01:36:36,414 --> 01:36:37,914
rule number seven.

2724
01:36:37,947 --> 01:36:40,484
You don't have to be a human
to be president of the group

2725
01:36:40,518 --> 01:36:42,252
Yeah we'll work on that, okay.

2726
01:36:42,286 --> 01:36:44,587
We can put it to a vote.

2727
01:36:44,621 --> 01:36:48,392
I vote that you don't have
to be a human to be president

2728
01:36:48,426 --> 01:36:49,493
in the group.

2729
01:36:51,895 --> 01:36:53,063
Okay. I vote,

2730
01:36:53,096 --> 01:36:55,865
you do have to be
human to be president.

2731
01:36:55,899 --> 01:36:58,469
Should we revert
to the tie breaker?

2732
01:36:58,502 --> 01:36:59,969
The camera operator?

2733
01:37:00,003 --> 01:37:01,938
No, I don't want to, no.

2734
01:37:01,971 --> 01:37:04,040
Well, he's kind
of an idiot, but.

2735
01:37:04,074 --> 01:37:06,510
No, I don't like that guy.

2736
01:37:06,544 --> 01:37:10,548
Oh we should at least
acknowledge him, right?

2737
01:37:13,716 --> 01:37:17,020
Yeah. Okay. Let's
get the tie breaker.

2738
01:37:17,053 --> 01:37:17,854
Toby no.

2739
01:37:17,887 --> 01:37:19,089
Don't show yourself.

2740
01:37:19,122 --> 01:37:22,493
We don't want your
face on it, Toby, gosh.

2741
01:37:22,526 --> 01:37:23,760
Freaking idiot.

2742
01:37:23,793 --> 01:37:26,096
This is why you're not
a member of the group.

2743
01:37:26,129 --> 01:37:28,532
You're not the
tie break anymore.

2744
01:37:28,566 --> 01:37:32,403
We're going to table rule
seven, we're going to table it.

2745
01:37:32,436 --> 01:37:34,438
Whatever, stupid Toby.

2746
01:37:35,372 --> 01:37:36,507
Okay.

2747
01:37:36,540 --> 01:37:38,174
This is digital.
Okay. It's permanent.

2748
01:37:38,208 --> 01:37:40,009
It's out there
forever. All right.

2749
01:37:40,043 --> 01:37:41,312
No one wants your stupid face

2750
01:37:41,345 --> 01:37:43,680
in the internet cosmos, Toby.

2751
01:37:45,282 --> 01:37:47,418
It's why we deleted
your social media.

2752
01:37:47,451 --> 01:37:49,185
I got another rule.

2753
01:37:49,219 --> 01:37:51,888
Rule seven, Toby,
you suck, Toby.

2754
01:37:55,859 --> 01:37:57,495
Toby, you suck.

2755
01:37:57,528 --> 01:37:58,728
Yeah. Nice, man.

2756
01:37:58,761 --> 01:38:00,498
Yeah, that was good.

2757
01:38:01,865 --> 01:38:04,535
Oh wait. I got it wrong.

2758
01:38:04,568 --> 01:38:06,169
Reversal, That's fine.

2759
01:38:06,202 --> 01:38:08,104
I did it right the first.

2760
01:38:08,138 --> 01:38:10,073
I can't tell my left from right.

2761
01:38:10,106 --> 01:38:13,877
You were right
earlier, mirror thing.

2762
01:38:13,910 --> 01:38:15,745
Totally throws me off.

2763
01:38:18,349 --> 01:38:20,016
I thought he was lying.

2764
01:38:20,049 --> 01:38:21,818
I did not understand that one.

2765
01:38:21,851 --> 01:38:23,253
I still don't understand

2766
01:38:23,287 --> 01:38:25,755
why you didn't clean Neena's
blood off the dagger.

2767
01:38:25,788 --> 01:38:27,525
Cause like, blood from a vampire

2768
01:38:27,558 --> 01:38:30,160
is how you turn other
people in vampires.

2769
01:38:30,193 --> 01:38:31,562
So if you got poked by that,

2770
01:38:31,595 --> 01:38:33,597
you turn into a vampire.

2771
01:38:34,831 --> 01:38:36,567
Maybe I am, already.

2772
01:38:38,302 --> 01:38:39,503
No, you're not.

2773
01:38:39,537 --> 01:38:40,371
Okay.

2774
01:38:41,804 --> 01:38:43,706
Garlic test, am I right?

2775
01:38:45,241 --> 01:38:47,478
Yeah, I luckily don't have
to do the garlic test anymore,

2776
01:38:47,511 --> 01:38:48,412
but you do.

2777
01:38:50,414 --> 01:38:51,814
Yeah.

2778
01:38:51,848 --> 01:38:53,683
Can't take all the credit
for the vampire kill.

2779
01:38:53,716 --> 01:38:55,084
Cause I technically
helped you out,

2780
01:38:55,118 --> 01:38:57,820
cause that was my
stake that you used.

2781
01:38:57,854 --> 01:39:00,089
Yeah, it was
your friend, yeah.

2782
01:39:00,123 --> 01:39:01,292
That's my secret stake.

2783
01:39:01,325 --> 01:39:02,892
Friendship too. Yeah.

2784
01:39:02,926 --> 01:39:04,662
Yeah. So really if
you think about it,

2785
01:39:04,694 --> 01:39:05,962
I was the one that killed Neena.

2786
01:39:05,995 --> 01:39:07,897
Oh yeah. In a roundabout way.

2787
01:39:07,931 --> 01:39:08,731
Yeah,

2788
01:39:08,765 --> 01:39:10,267
Yeah.

2789
01:39:10,301 --> 01:39:12,369
But really like more in a
direct way. I killed Neena.

2790
01:39:12,403 --> 01:39:14,271
Yeah. I got you man.

2791
01:39:14,305 --> 01:39:15,472
You sure?

2792
01:39:15,506 --> 01:39:16,674
Nah.

2793
01:39:16,706 --> 01:39:18,208
Tell me I killed Neena.

2794
01:39:18,241 --> 01:39:19,142
Oh.

2795
01:39:19,175 --> 01:39:20,411
Tell me I killed a vampire.

2796
01:39:20,444 --> 01:39:23,514
Hey man. Do I look
like a phlebotomist?

2797
01:39:23,547 --> 01:39:24,881
I said it right.

2798
01:39:24,914 --> 01:39:27,451
Oh my gosh, you said it right.

2799
01:39:27,484 --> 01:39:29,353
I'm not even mad at you anymore.

2800
01:39:29,386 --> 01:39:30,621
That's great.

2801
01:39:30,654 --> 01:39:32,389
But I still technically
killed Neena.

2802
01:39:32,423 --> 01:39:33,223
Wow.

2803
01:39:33,257 --> 01:39:34,558
Indirectly.

2804
01:39:34,592 --> 01:39:36,726
Good enough to
end the movie with.

2805
01:39:36,759 --> 01:39:40,897
Yeah. I still think
you should tell people

2806
01:39:40,930 --> 01:39:42,732
I was a really big part.

2807
01:39:42,765 --> 01:39:45,302
Cause if I didn't kick
you out and do that,

2808
01:39:45,336 --> 01:39:47,471
I wouldn't have discovered
that Neena was a vampire.

2809
01:39:47,504 --> 01:39:49,005
And given you the
strength to kill her.

2810
01:39:49,038 --> 01:39:52,075
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Vincent Price.

2811
01:39:52,108 --> 01:39:54,010
Okay. Vincent Price.

2812
01:40:01,719 --> 01:40:03,086
We should really clean that.

2813
01:40:03,119 --> 01:40:04,321
I'll go.

2814
01:40:04,355 --> 01:40:06,624
Yeah. Let's go
clean that. Yeah.

2815
01:40:06,657 --> 01:40:07,725
Toby. You stay here.

2816
01:40:07,757 --> 01:40:09,493
Toby don't you dare move.

2817
01:40:09,526 --> 01:40:11,295
Don't follow us.

2818
01:40:11,328 --> 01:40:12,429
All right, you keep it rolling.

2819
01:40:12,463 --> 01:40:14,632
We'll be back in a second.

2820
01:40:16,099 --> 01:40:17,200
I hate Toby.

2821
01:40:22,306 --> 01:40:23,440
It was so sad.

2822
01:40:23,474 --> 01:40:25,141
Yeah, he got fired.
Later that year.

2823
01:40:25,174 --> 01:40:26,843
Or did he die?

2824
01:40:26,876 --> 01:40:29,212
Well he died after
he got fired,

2825
01:40:29,245 --> 01:40:31,214
you shouldn't laugh about that.

2826
01:40:31,247 --> 01:40:32,283
No, no man.

2827
01:40:32,388 --> 01:40:34,240
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2828
01:40:34,351 --> 01:40:35,785
Alcoholism is bad.

2829
01:40:35,818 --> 01:40:36,853
That's how we knew
that he wasn't a vampire.

2830
01:40:36,886 --> 01:40:37,820
Yeah, cause...

2831
01:40:37,854 --> 01:40:39,055
He died.

2832
01:40:39,088 --> 01:40:40,857
Yeah vampires
don't have funerals.

2833
01:40:44,894 --> 01:40:46,095
I'm sorry.

2834
01:40:46,129 --> 01:40:49,533
We should stay
away from him dying.

2835
01:40:49,566 --> 01:40:52,802
Spiders, number two,
ghouls, Sasquatch,

2836
01:40:57,675 --> 01:40:58,941
Seventh kind.

2837
01:41:00,544 --> 01:41:03,046
Wait what was our first six?

2838
01:41:04,682 --> 01:41:08,452
Rule number one,

2839
01:41:10,587 --> 01:41:11,722
Always use the buddy system
when hunting for vampires.

2840
01:41:11,755 --> 01:41:13,222
Yeah that's right.

2841
01:41:13,257 --> 01:41:16,727
I think it'll be funny if
we say this at the same time.

2842
01:41:16,760 --> 01:41:21,197
Are we getting
sound now?

2843
01:41:22,733 --> 01:41:24,834
What did you say?

2844
01:41:33,843 --> 01:41:35,011
It's so stupid.

2845
01:41:37,748 --> 01:41:40,850
it's been more than 10 years.

2846
01:41:41,719 --> 01:41:42,686
What's your name?

2847
01:41:42,720 --> 01:41:43,520
Stewart.

2848
01:41:45,254 --> 01:41:47,924
One more, test
three, blood test.

2849
01:41:49,192 --> 01:41:51,762
Are you gonna cut
yourself or me?

2850
01:41:51,795 --> 01:41:53,930
You will, you'll cut yourself.

2851
01:41:53,963 --> 01:41:55,532
All right, it is my turn.

2852
01:41:55,566 --> 01:41:56,667
Yeah.

2853
01:42:01,438 --> 01:42:02,773
It's not a movie.
This is real life,

2854
01:42:02,806 --> 01:42:05,476
we protecting you from vampires.

2855
01:42:06,909 --> 01:42:10,614
A little vampire hunters
in the making right there.

2856
01:42:10,880 --> 01:42:11,849
All right.