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‎NETFLIX 原創喜劇影集

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‎萬物皆為鼓、萬物皆為鼓

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‎萬物皆為鼓、萬物皆為鼓

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‎你知道這個杯子是鼓嗎？

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‎如果杯子是鼓，那我屁股也是股

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‎罐、杯，連屁股都可以

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‎萬物皆為鼓，樂趣特別多

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‎萬物皆為鼓、萬物皆為鼓

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‎雞雞可否當成鼓

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‎能否用我的雞雞，打出聖誕歌曲

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‎我要射了！

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‎萬物皆為鼓、萬物皆為鼓

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‎我跟老媽鬧翻

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‎現在我連想起媽媽，也

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‎萬物皆為鼓、萬物皆為鼓

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‎當你打起鼓來，舞會瞬間開始

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‎萬物皆為鼓，靠，連牆都是

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‎萬物皆為鼓，萬物皆為鼓

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‎你知不知道這個小鍋是個鼓？

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‎我說
‎“你知不知道這個小鍋是個鼓？”

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‎布洛登，搞三小？

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‎你打的方式不對

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‎你15年前來找我的時候

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‎你說萬物皆是鼓

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‎萬物皆是鼓

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‎我拋妻棄子

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‎我讓你把我雞雞當成鼓

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‎夠了，馬克弟兄

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‎別再騙了！

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‎別再推託！

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‎那個小鍋根本做不了鼓…

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‎-不，我敲響了
‎-那就好

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‎萬物皆為鼓、萬物皆為鼓

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‎萬物皆為鼓、萬物皆為鼓

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‎萬物皆為鼓、萬物皆為鼓

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‎萬物皆為鼓、萬物皆為鼓

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‎現在呢，各位

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‎你們應該不用手打鼓看看！

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‎哇，我們買了三年的洗碗機
‎居然會說話

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‎當然可以

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‎我只是在等適當的時機才開口

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‎起奏吧，大師

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‎哇喔！

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‎不錯！

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‎-各位
‎-怎麼樣，小碗

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‎考慮到你們在走廊另一頭有個大房間

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‎而我要住在櫃枱下這個狹窄的空間

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‎你覺得我們交同樣的租金合理嗎？

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‎我從來沒這樣想過

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‎讓我告訴你好了…

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‎當你待人惡劣

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‎你要…

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‎去你的！我為你們賣命工作！

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‎你們應該感激我！

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‎真可惜，我們剛才相處蠻融洽的

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‎對，剛才相處蠻融洽的，真可惜

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‎洗碗機不乖

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‎布洛登、馬克、扎哈

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‎似乎我們需要一個新室友了

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‎本日單詞

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‎（本日單詞：室友）

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‎（布洛登）

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‎（扎哈）

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‎（馬克）

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‎好了

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‎好迫不及待想挑室友了

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‎第一個候選人是誰？

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‎有臭味阿占

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‎我超臭的

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‎“臭”？找室友最怕找到臭臭的

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‎-下個是誰？
‎-塵土飛揚阿波

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‎只是有點塵土吧

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‎戰時英國公民

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‎豆子要配給供應

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‎淫穢漢克

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‎我打炮很吵，又很常打炮
‎而且打炮習慣開著門

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‎燒烤時嘗試學新潮舞招的老爸

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‎怎麼做？

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‎我不知道耶，你會嗎？

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‎我試試吧

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‎這個下午會很波漫長囉，各位

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‎沒自信的鼓舞人心講者

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‎下來…拿開你的屁股

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‎-不行
‎-好吧，抱歉

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‎不懂複數的傢伙

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‎這是一隻馬兒的兩張照片

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‎30歲白種直男

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‎《黑暗騎士》超好看的，五星好評

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‎試圖用咳嗽掩飾放屁的傢伙

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‎我咳！

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‎你好像聽到我放屁了

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‎假聖誕老人

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‎我被小孩子看到了

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‎過譽的角色扮演者

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‎知道這杯汽水我從哪裡拿的嗎？

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‎-也太棒了
‎-是不是很棒！

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‎牛仔

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‎手舉高

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‎-智障仔
‎-我是智障仔

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‎豆奶仔

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‎謝謝，卡通豆奶，有消息再通知你

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‎亞佛烈德希區考克爵士

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‎被具放射性的變色龍咬過的超級英雄

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‎我擁有變色龍最優秀的能力

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‎就是牠的爪子

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‎我有變色龍的爪子

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‎可敬又剛抽完大麻的法官

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‎我判決你要去幫我買麥克雞塊

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‎-布偶
‎-嗨

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‎-布偶配絨毛小狗
‎-嗨

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‎-布偶配絨毛小狗與植物
‎-嗨

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‎就一盆植物

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‎-這盆植物不錯
‎-我喜歡

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‎抱歉，我忘了拿

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‎1970年代負責調查報道的記者

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‎我們知道辛辛那提的事
‎也知道波士頓的事

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‎我們要請人公開說
‎白宮是甚麼意思？

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‎工作上搞笑的同事
‎第一次去開放麥克風之夜

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‎所有同事一起去支持他

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‎現在的交友軟體都怎麼了，打開軟體

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‎向左滑、向左滑

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‎向左滑、向左滑

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‎向左滑、向左滑

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‎向左滑，你說對嗎？

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‎別笑啦，奈迪亞

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‎人類男人

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‎你好，我是個正常人類

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‎去你的！

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‎好

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‎-好，下個是誰？
‎-我們接下來…

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‎等等，扎哈，你像素變低了

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‎-甚麼？哪裡？
‎-就…

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‎-全身都是
‎-天啊，真尷尬

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‎-抱歉，之前都沒試過這樣子的
‎-你午餐吃了奇怪的東西嗎？

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‎不，只是我家的網絡不太穩定

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‎是喔

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‎你不介意的話，我們繼續囉

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‎沒關係，繼續吧，通常很會回復正常

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‎等等

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‎你定格了

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‎-對，你卡住了，老兄
‎-要打電話找人嗎？

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‎這種事情能找誰…

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‎等等，你回來了，但聲畫不同步

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‎-噢，媽的
‎-不如到處走走看

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‎搞不好能重置

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‎-好
‎-低像素時…

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‎-重置一下
‎-走一走會有幫助

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‎像是把數據機關掉重開？

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‎-讓網絡連接更流暢？
‎-幹，我當然知道數據機

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‎對，我就是說搞不好這個方法
‎在人類身上通用

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‎怎麼樣？

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‎-行啦
‎-行吧，我沒差

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‎扎哈！

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‎-是你做的嗎？
‎-老兄，你說甚麼？

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‎快告訴我是不是你做的
‎如果是的話，那就太有才了！

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‎或許是，或許不是，誰知道呢，老兄

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‎老兄，是不是你把WiFi名改成…

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‎“屎屎”？

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‎對，是我改的
‎我想給新室友留個深刻印象

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‎你到底怎麼想到的？

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‎這是《無厘取鬧》級的有才

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‎各位…

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‎-有些小狀況
‎-怎麼了？

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‎我在嘗試上網下載歌曲

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‎好把戲樂團、魔數41樂團之類的

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‎-嗯
‎-我連不上，無線網卡有接好嗎？

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‎老兄，無線網卡有接好啦

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‎那到底怎麼回事？肯定有些不妥

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‎我唯一想到的可能性就是

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‎可能WiFi名稱換了

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‎好，我去看看，但應該不…

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‎這是甚麼鬼？

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‎-屎屎？
‎-對

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‎-笑死
‎-對

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‎-嗯哼
‎-非常醒目

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‎-很聰明…
‎-你們！

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‎你們把WiFi名字從D-Link379
‎改成屎屎？

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‎讓我笑得吐在自己衣服上了

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‎-哇靠
‎-你成功了

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‎你們在講屎屎嗎？

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‎-對
‎-對，屎屎！

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‎這是社區裡的大事

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‎喂，小強尼

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‎來見你的新爸爸們吧

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‎謝謝

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‎各位好，我是傑瑞賽恩菲爾德

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‎（傑瑞賽恩菲爾德，知名喜劇演員）

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‎傑瑞賽恩菲爾德！

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‎我看到你的WiFi名稱了，屎屎
‎我要頒發史上最搞笑獎給你！

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‎-你人真好
‎-太客氣了啦

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‎來看看你們的獎品吧，好嗎？

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‎-既然有獎品…
‎-哇！

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‎團隊，獎品有甚麼？

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‎屎屎男團將可以拿走諾基亞7200手機

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‎讚助商為瘋強手機

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‎飛鷹牌鞋子，真好看

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‎還有一年份量的餡餅

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‎恭喜你們

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‎-不錯，感謝！
‎-你人真好

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‎一場來到，我們想問一下

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‎你認為我們可以上
‎《諧星乘車買咖啡》嗎？

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‎製片還有供應商那邊很難搞，懂嗎？

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‎-抱歉
‎-通常都是這樣

204
00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:12,928
‎要是我來者不拒
‎這樣我得買很多咖啡

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‎-明白
‎-嗯？都懂吧？

206
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‎-是有可能還是不行？
‎-大概不行了

207
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‎好了各位，我要去買新的運動鞋了

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‎-好
‎-好，再見，傑瑞！

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‎傑瑞，我想問一下
‎你的WiFi名稱是甚麼？

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‎WiFi快又發

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‎-也太酷了
‎-太神啦

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‎有聽到嗎？

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‎好搞笑啊！

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‎WiFi快又發

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‎好喜歡！

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‎-再見，傑瑞
‎-太棒了！

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‎-媽的傑瑞賽恩菲爾德
‎-哇！

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‎跟“WiFi快又發”相比，“屎屎”真弱

219
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‎你名字叫扎哈，不是廉價爛笑話啊

220
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‎-你幹嘛…
‎-噢…

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‎扎哈，我只是…

222
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‎我開玩笑的，扎哈…

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‎不，別這樣…

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‎慘了

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‎-希望你高興吧，馬克
‎-甚麼？

226
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‎他花好幾個禮拜才想到那個WiFi名稱

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‎喂，布洛登，閉嘴吧

228
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‎你真不友善

229
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‎真有你的，馬克，你個性感混蛋
‎你又是這樣子了

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‎你為甚麼就不放下戒心？

231
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‎你好
‎我們要一張新的馬克博南諾海報

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‎-你要一張新海報？
‎-對，麻煩妳

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‎-越快越好
‎-盡快印一張新的

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‎越快越好？

235
00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:05,748
‎我也想要新海報啊，新海…

236
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‎你現在要？在海報高峰期要海報？

237
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‎至少要六個禮拜

238
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‎-甚麼？六個禮拜？
‎-六個禮拜…

239
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‎已經看在朋友份上特快了，六週

240
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‎-去你的
‎-去我的？

241
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‎去你的！好嗎？

242
00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:23,970
‎今天別惹我

243
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‎放心吧，扎哈，目前狀況也許很差勁

244
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‎不過狀況隨時也會好轉啦

245
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‎-天啊！
‎-那是甚麼鬼？

246
00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:44,042
‎-你頭上有個鬼玩意！
‎-搞三小？

247
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‎天啊！

248
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‎-別動！
‎-天啊！

249
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‎天啊！

250
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‎美味的蜜桃

251
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‎你網絡能用嗎？我進不去雅虎

252
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‎-那是新室友嗎？
‎-不，那是我的流浪男

253
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‎-你的啥？
‎-流浪男

254
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‎我看他在城裡亂走
‎然後他就跟我回家了

255
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‎現在他就自出自入了

256
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‎-是不是啊，老友？
‎-對

257
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‎我們幫他洗澡了

258
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‎-對
‎-把他閹割了

259
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‎是不是啊，老友？

260
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‎-對
‎-還教了他一兩款花招

261
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‎他最愛這招，你看

262
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‎-這是甚麼？
‎-你的鑰匙，老友

263
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‎去撿吧！

264
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‎鄰居的孩子可喜歡他了

265
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‎-我告訴你喔
‎-找到了

266
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‎好傢伙

267
00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:45,097
‎你是個好傢伙

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‎老友，你餓嗎？

269
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‎-餓
‎-是喔？

270
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‎我去幫他弄些食物，你們好好相處

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‎好吧，流浪男
‎謝謝你過來，馬克說…

272
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‎你一定要幫我

273
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‎他兩週以來他媽的都把我挾持在這裡

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‎-甚麼？
‎-兩週啊

275
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‎-我一定要離開，求你了！
‎-天啊！好！

276
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‎-先冷靜！
‎-誰想要吃狗糧？

277
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‎我想吃！美味呢！

278
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‎-給你吧，老友
‎-謝謝

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‎好

280
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‎馬克，可以私底下跟你聊聊嗎？

281
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‎好

282
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‎-怎麼了，老兄？
‎-天啦…

283
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‎我不知道要怎麼說，可是…

284
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‎-你的流浪男
‎-嗯哼

285
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‎…他攻擊我了

286
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‎-不是吧
‎-對

287
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,560
‎不，他是個好傢伙，他不會這麼做的

288
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‎他像康納麥葛瑞格那樣
‎說：“媽的，我要把你殺死”

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‎-天啊！
‎-留他在身邊並不安全

290
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‎布洛登，太抱歉了

291
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‎-能讓我跟他聊嗎？
‎-好，去吧

292
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‎實在很抱歉

293
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‎老友，狗糧好吃嗎？

294
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‎-真是最好吃的…
‎-好

295
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‎說晚安吧，好了，說晚安吧

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‎好了…

297
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‎慘了…

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‎我的孩子

299
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‎我…

300
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‎-天啊…
‎-噓，沒事沒事

301
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‎我的孩子

302
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‎現在到了會在公眾場合拉肚子的傢伙

303
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‎但他還算應付自如

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‎史蒂芬，你今天怎麼樣？

305
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:21,985
‎老兄，我超級順

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‎所有事情都非常順，老兄你呢？

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‎我？超好的，謝謝

308
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‎不過我剛拉肚子在褲子了

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‎-所以…
‎-好，就這樣

310
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‎原來是他拉肚子了

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‎轉台吧，轉台…

312
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:41,586
‎別打，我是義大利人

313
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:43,552
‎-可以轉個台嗎？
‎-當然可以

314
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‎好，謝謝

315
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,390
‎兩組有血緣關係的人

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‎嘗試猜出問題最熱門答案

317
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‎基本上就是《家庭問答》啦

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‎《家庭問答》！我要參演了…

319
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‎該死！

320
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‎好…非常好，大家好

321
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:03,486
‎我們先…

322
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,451
‎我受夠這破玩意了！

323
00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:13,501
‎我們先介紹史密夫家庭
‎嗨，你叫甚麼名字？

324
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:14,869
‎-我叫比爾
‎-比爾，你好

325
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‎-你又叫甚麼名字？
‎-我叫阿班

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00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,832
‎阿班你好，你叫甚麼名字？

327
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,167
‎-我叫珍尼爾
‎-丹尼爾你好

328
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:20,461
‎不，我叫珍尼爾

329
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:22,301
‎-甚麼？
‎-珍尼爾

330
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,378
‎-你是說丹尼爾吧
‎-珍尼爾

331
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,005
‎-珍尼爾？
‎-珍尼爾

332
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,341
‎珍…甚麼意思，珍尼爾

333
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:28,836
‎丹尼爾加珍珠奶茶

334
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,848
‎二合為一，那就是珍尼爾了

335
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,020
‎-珍尼爾
‎-我就叫珍尼爾

336
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,428
‎好，那你叫甚麼名字？

337
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:36,386
‎我叫丹珠奶茶

338
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,347
‎好了！這就是史密夫一家

339
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,397
‎電視的魔力啊！

340
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:43,031
‎製作人說你們背後有一段故事

341
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,938
‎你們不只是想贏取夏威夷之旅

342
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,487
‎-是不是？
‎-沒錯，格蘭特

343
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:48,410
‎我們家有一個病重的孩子

344
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,659
‎我們想贏下夏威夷之旅，去鼓勵他

345
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,281
‎給他一個抵抗的機會

346
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:56,118
‎天啦，真是意義非凡
‎讓我雞雞都勃起了

347
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,924
‎真的很遺憾

348
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‎-沒關係
‎-他媽的別碰我…

349
00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:03,208
‎-好的
‎-但這個節目會幫你們

350
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,755
‎我們要幫史密夫家庭
‎讓那個男孩可以去夏威夷

351
00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:06,759
‎第一個問題

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‎簡直輕而易舉，祝你們好運

353
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,098
‎我們需要這條問題的熱門答案

354
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:13,348
‎你會放到嘴裡的東西

355
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:17,230
‎這題很簡單，開始吧
‎第一個答案是甚麼？

356
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,269
‎-好，輕而易舉
‎-太簡單了

357
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,193
‎-你的答案是甚麼？
‎-輕而易舉了

358
00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:23,231
‎-會放到嘴裡的東西嘛
‎-答案是甚麼？

359
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:24,525
‎就鎖定答案吧，格蘭特

360
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:26,321
‎鎖定答案

361
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:28,568
‎-輕而易舉
‎-輕而易舉

362
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:29,954
‎輕而易舉？

363
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:31,120
‎沒錯，鎖定答案吧

364
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:32,488
‎你會放到嘴裡？

365
00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:34,994
‎對，拿個概念，輕而易舉

366
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,116
‎放到嘴裡

367
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:39,713
‎-鎖定答案吧
‎-咯咯格蘭特

368
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:40,620
‎沒錯了

369
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,210
‎好，輕易而舉

370
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:47,917
‎真可惡

371
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,837
‎-好，那真是大錯特錯
‎-太意外了

372
00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:51,255
‎我們要最常見的答案

373
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:52,513
‎我會想個常見一點

374
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:55,434
‎我要說我每天都放到嘴裡的東西

375
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:58,234
‎-好主意
‎-那就是光碟版的《王冠》影集

376
00:16:58,308 --> 00:16:59,478
‎-鎖定答案吧
‎-鎖定

377
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,690
‎你會把那玩意放進嘴裡？

378
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,310
‎對，每天都會，美味可口

379
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,017
‎你會把塑料光碟放進嘴巴？

380
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,857
‎每天早上七點，上班之前…

381
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:09,742
‎我也會把整個放進嘴巴

382
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,320
‎不然可以是甚麼？

383
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:14,115
‎又不能把“訂閱”放進嘴巴啊，格蘭特

384
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,489
‎-所以答案是光碟版《王冠》影集
‎-沒錯

385
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,157
‎-嗯
‎-我重新解釋一下遊戲吧

386
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:19,075
‎好

387
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:20,865
‎《王冠》光碟套裝

388
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,964
‎-不對
‎-真可惡！

389
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,923
‎你們浪費了兩個機會

390
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:29,423
‎還有最後一次機會，看在老天爺份上

391
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:30,376
‎珍尼爾

392
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:32,256
‎好，這是受我祖父的影響

393
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:33,512
‎就說獵槍吧

394
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,394
‎-還是跳過你了
‎-沒事，他死了

395
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:36,851
‎下一個！

396
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,020
‎下一個，好，我要想想每天慣例

397
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:40,729
‎-好主意
‎-我早上起床

398
00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:41,769
‎-爬起床
‎-對

399
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,192
‎-我去洗手間
‎-對

400
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:44,560
‎-我會拿起牙刷
‎-對

401
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:45,976
‎-我會拿起牙刷

402
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,775
‎-牙刷！
‎-往我嘴裡放

403
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:51,108
‎-就這個答案
‎-牙刷會有影子

404
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,775
‎-鎖定答案吧！
‎-牙刷對吧？

405
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,573
‎不是，影子才對

406
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:56,866
‎你是三小意思啊，影子？

407
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:59,870
‎格蘭特，你知道影子的威力嗎？

408
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:02,163
‎不，我不知道影子的威力！

409
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:05,417
‎不，抱歉，我說錯了
‎那是我們的答案

410
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,381
‎“你知道影子的威力嗎”

411
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,302
‎鎖定答案吧，廢物

412
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:12,420
‎-鎖定
‎-來吧，格蘭特

413
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:14,218
‎-鎖定答案
‎-來嘛，格蘭特

414
00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:16,601
‎鎖定答案！

415
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:18,428
‎-鎖定吧，格蘭特
‎-全押！

416
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:19,974
‎-全押
‎-鎖定答案

417
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:23,016
‎-鎖定
‎-會這樣說真是他媽有病啊

418
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,392
‎對不起，格蘭特

419
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:27,818
‎“你知道影子的威力嗎”
‎居然榜上有名

420
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,018
‎萬歲！

421
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,938
‎你們家的病孩可以去夏威夷了

422
00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:33,026
‎你們家的孩子健康狀況許可嗎？

423
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,912
‎只要我們不再往他湯裡加漂白劑
‎他就可以去了

424
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,662
‎“湯裡加漂白劑”

425
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,622
‎-…也是榜上有名
‎-萬歲！

426
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:42,698
‎我是格蘭特丹澤爾

427
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:46,498
‎大家記得要愛惜家人
‎玩問答是也要

428
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:51,303
‎不只是有血緣關係的
‎誰都可以成為你的家庭一份子

429
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:54,843
‎即使是室友或洗碗機

430
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,215
‎只要能說話就行

431
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:04,808
‎（吃屁股換食物，沒食物也行）

432
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:20,825
‎我恨死那智障

433
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:22,829
‎敢說租金有夠過份

434
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:24,451
‎智障仔當室友好多了

435
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,828
‎智障仔會給租金，絕不過問

436
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:29,245
‎-我會洗碗碗
‎-我愛你，智障仔

437
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,844
‎我很有禮貌

438
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:32,419
‎不過應該要加他租金

439
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:36,134
‎我並不失禮，我會把碗洗乾淨

440
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,299
‎噢，不，警長…

441
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:41,601
‎唐娜阿姨

442
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,770
‎唐娜阿姨的歡樂老屋

443
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,729
‎希望大家都愛第一季

444
00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:47,559
‎不愛請滾，死人渣

445
00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:49,154
‎開玩笑的，請繼續看

446
00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:51,229
‎唐娜阿姨的歡樂老屋

447
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,225
‎希望大家都愛第一季

448
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:55,067
‎不愛請滾，死人渣

449
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:56,862
‎開玩笑的，請繼續看

450
00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:58,609
‎請繼續看

451
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:00,738
‎請繼續看

452
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:04,330
‎請繼續看，狗被硬上，請繼續看

453
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:08,212
‎請繼續看

454
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:11,632
‎請繼續看，狗被硬上，唐娜阿姨

455
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:15,626
‎請繼續看

456
00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:19,379
‎請繼續看，阿姨

457
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:23,639
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