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[hip hop beat playing]

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♪ Isn't it funny and relatable ♪

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♪ When you want to buy a can of beans ♪

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♪ But you don't know
if there's beans at home ♪

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♪ So you buy
Like, heaps of cans of beans ♪

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♪ And then you get home
And in the cupboard ♪

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♪ You've already got five cans of beans ♪

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♪ Then you laugh and laugh
'Cause there's too many beans ♪

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♪ That's so relatable ♪

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♪ Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha ha-ha ♪

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♪ What about when you go to Hotmail ♪

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♪ And Hotmail asks for your password ♪

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♪ But you can't remember
So you make a new one ♪

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♪ But you can't use that
'Cause Hotmail says ♪

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♪ That your new password
Was your old password ♪

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♪ So you knew your password all along ♪

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♪ That is very relatable ♪

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♪ Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha ha-ha ♪

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♪ And isn't it funny
When you're eating coq au vin ♪

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♪ At the Chateau de Chambolle ♪

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♪ And then the maître d' serves
Côte des Roses ♪

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♪ Which is a subtle wine ♪

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♪ And not robust enough
For the flavor of the dish ♪

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-Not very relatable.
-No, don't relate.

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Personally, not relatable.

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♪ Isn't it funny and relatable ♪

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♪ When you're waiting for a coffee
They call your name ♪

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♪ But then another man
Goes to pick it up ♪

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♪ You say, "That's my coffee,"
He says, "No, it's not" ♪

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♪ But then it turns out
You've got the same name ♪

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♪ You laugh and laugh, 'cause-- ♪

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♪ And isn't it silly ♪

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♪ When you're getting haute cuisine
By Marie Antoine Carême ♪

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♪ But the student uprising
Had built a barricade ♪

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♪ And they're dying on the breach
And you have to walk around ♪

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♪ So you're late
To haute cuisine ♪

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-Maybe, yeah.
-Yeah.

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♪ But isn't it funny
When you're at the airport ♪

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♪ And it's really busy at the airport-- ♪

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♪ And isn't it cool when it's 1832 ♪

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♪ And you see a strange light
And you step into the light ♪

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♪ And it's some sort of portal
And you come out the end ♪

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♪ You don't know where you are ♪

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♪ And a newspaper says the year is 2020 ♪

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♪ So you see a future house ♪

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♪ And you walk into the house
And some men are singing ♪

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♪ And you start to do a song
Even though your friends are dead ♪

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♪ And you'll never get home ♪

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[music stops]

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[gasps]

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-No.
-I'm sorry.

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-That's, that's…
-That's not something.

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I mean…

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♪ … isn't it funny
when you call the teacher mum? ♪

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-Yeah!
-Yeah!

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[alert chiming]

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-Notification.
-Notification.

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-Notification. Nets.
-Nets. Nets.

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[Mark] Get the nets.

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Where's he going?

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Get that computer, boys!

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-[Mark] I missed!
-Notification!

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-[Mark] I missed.
-We've got a notification.

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-Whoa.
-Yeah.

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-There's the bastard!
-Great catch, man!

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-[laughs] Thank you.
-Wait a minute.

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-[repeats] We're going on a date!
-[gasps] Hey, Zach!

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-[Zach] Hey. What's up?
-Our three-man dating profile got a match!

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-[Zach] Oh, my God! Woo-hoo!
-Yay!

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Hey! Can I also come
on this romantic rendezvous?

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-No.
-Oh, that's fine.

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I don't even want to come anyway.

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So you can all bugger off for all I care.
This is very rude.

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Rude people!
Rude people here in this place!

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-[Mark] Hey, I want my net.
-[Baron] No, it's my net now!

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We're going on a date!

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-Yeah.
-Yeah!

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-Alright!
-Going on a date!

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I hope I get a little kiss.

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[electronic beat plays]

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♪ One, two, one, two, Aunty Donna ♪

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Broden.

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Zach.

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Mark.

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Aunty Donna.

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♪ Watching TV
Watching TV ♪

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♪ With my best friends
And we're watching TV ♪

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[narrator] Coming to a movie theater
this summer, it's The Hunk and the Dork.

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He's the hottest hunk in school.

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Kaboom.

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He's the biggest dork in school.

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[bellows]

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He's got a thousand friends.

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Kaboom.

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He's got a thousand friends… yeah, online.

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[bellows]

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He walks the walk and talks the talk.

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Kaboom.

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He's missing half a kidney.

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[bellows]

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[sniffs, retches]

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His parents were on The Price Is Right.

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Kaboom.

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His parents are dead.

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Can I get anything right?

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He's fingered everyone.

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Kaboom.

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[swishing]

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-He's got no fingers.
-[shrieks]

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He's got 10 dates to the prom.

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Ka-bloody-boom.

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His prom date is a handful
of fucking wet egg noodles.

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Kissy, kissy! Mwah, mwah, mwah!

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Oh, no!

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But then all of that changed,

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when one day the hunk got the dork a beer.

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Hey. Do you want a drink, dude?

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-Yeah, I would.
-[hunk] Boom.

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But the dork got holes in his belly!

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-Oh, no!
-Kaboom.

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-[repeating] Boom.
-No!

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Well well, 3,000-piece jigsaw puzzle,
it was six challenging months,

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but I've finally opened the box
that you were in.

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Hey, Zach. For the last time,
can you oil all the doors?

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Every time I open anything, it sounds
like a man saying the word "creak."

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-Creak.
-See?

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Creaky door.

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And every time I touch this watermelon,

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it sounds like someone naming
all of Christopher Nolan's films.

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Batman Begins.

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Memento.

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The Prestige.

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Uh, the one where it's about war,
and they get the boats.

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Dunkirk. Yeah, Dunkirk.

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And every time I open this box,

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it sounds like someone whispering
sweet nothings into my ear.

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-I'm gonna fucking kill you later--
-Okay, wrong box.

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Hey, rude dude. What's got you in a mood?

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-So creaky.
-Nothing, man.

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I'm just nervous about our date is all.

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The closest I've ever come to a date
is asking a date farm

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for their annual rainfall projections.

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-What?
-I'm just nervous about the date is all.

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Oh, man. It's all about confidence.

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You've just got to believe that you're
the coolest dude in the entire room.

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Someone like Adam Levine. That's my trick.

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-[slide whistle]
-Hold up, Barney Stinson.

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Does that actually work?

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It doesn't just work, Niles Crane.
It worked.

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Take last night, for example.

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It was a typical Friday night.

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I went out to this hip new bar,

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and I see a couple of cool cats
who I wanna know.

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So I just walked up to them
and made the funniest joke ever.

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And they definitely laughed.

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They laughed and laughed
and said I was funnier than Chandler Bing.

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[Mark] He's the funny one from Friends.

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[Zach] This is the truth, Mark.
They thought I was that cool.

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Then my new friends, Ginger, Violet,
and Hat, begged me to dance with them.

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So we all just danced together.

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It was then that Different Hat took me,
my new friends and me

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to a hot new club
called Definitely Not Our House.

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[Mark] Ah! That's a cool name for a bar!

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-[Zach] Yes. And real.
-[sad piano plays]

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We skipped the line and me and my friends
head straight to the dance floor.

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I danced with all my dance friends.

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And we danced so much,
we called the dance our friends dance.

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My dancing was so good,
it summoned the Magical King of Dance.

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[Mark] What? That didn't happen!

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[Zach] No, no,
this part actually happened.

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And he full said,
"I am a magical dance king,

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and I crown you the Prince of Dance."

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Then he gave me magical dance shoes.
Then we just danced.

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We danced and danced.
And then he said, "I'm hungry."

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So we heated up
some mushroom mini pizzas,

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as the King is a vegetarian,
and then we just danced again.

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And then he made me try a real burger
and a Beyond burger,

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and he said it tastes exactly the same.

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But it did taste a little different,
so I didn't know what to say to him.

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And then he got hit by a car that was red.

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And then he died.
And then I put him in the bin.

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And that, my friend,
is the secret of dating.

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What? Zach, was any of that true?

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Oh, you would be very surprised
which parts were true.

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The King of Dance stuff was true.

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-What?
-Yeah. But the car was blue. So…

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So, the car wasn't red?

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-I dunno.
-[Mark] I don't…

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Excuse me, gentlemen?

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Hello. Yes?

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Uh, we reserved this space.

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-Our living room?
-[woman] Yeah.

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Just checkout the sign up sheet.

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-[Zach] There's a booking sheet.
-I've never seen that fucking thing

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in my goddamn life.

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Yeah, but we reserved it. So…

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[Mark] What? Who are they?

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This is our theater troupe.
We're rehearsing for a show.

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It's on me.
I should've booked the living room.

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No. It's weird that the living room
has been booked.

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I agree. It is weird.

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No. I'm… Alright.

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-Let's go--
-Yeah, you should leave.

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[Zach] Yeah, yeah.

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I can feel you in my breasts!

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I want it now!

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I guess this is capitalism.

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Fuck.

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-Fuck.
-Uh…

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[bongos drumming]

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It's been four and a half hours.

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[screaming]

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Now, let's talk sales.
So, sales aren't good.

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[electronic beat plays]

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[Broden mumbles incoherently]

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[uptempo beat plays]

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Oh, wow.

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Hi, man. How are you?

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Just chuck your name on the blackboard,
you sexy son of a fuck. Fuck you, alright?

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Okay.

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I'll get to you as soon as I can.
We're pretty fucking busy, man.

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Broden! You're up, brother.

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[barber] What can I do for you, brother?

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Well, me and my friends
have a hot date tonight,

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-so I was wondering--
-Man, don't worry about that, brother.

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Don't worry. When I'm done with you,
she will be [bleep]

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She will be [bleep].

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And she will definitely [bleep]

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with your [bleep].

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Oh, okay.

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Yo! Can I fuckin' get you somethin', bro?

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You want an espresso, pale ale?
You want a tat? You wanna fuck?

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Whatever you want, it's your day, man.

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I really need the haircut
more than any of the accoutrements.

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One pale ale coming up.

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I'll give you a pale ale, bra.

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Hey, you got a bottle opener?

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Don't need one.

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[Broden] Oh my fucking God.

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So what you've got here is a house blend
of Jack Daniels, sriracha and hawk semen.

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I'm gonna spray your head.
One for you. One for me.

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I got boards. I got bikes.
I got tits. I got tats.

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00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:51,358
And I got political essays.

244
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,492
Because actually,
our clientele are pretty smart, man.

245
00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:55,284
-Seen this?
-Yeah.

246
00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:58,203
[beat intensifies]

247
00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:01,622
Fucking tattoo! [bleep]

248
00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:02,702
[groans]

249
00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:04,117
Check it out.

250
00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:05,955
Extra dick on my tit.

251
00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:10,004
-Am I gonna get a haircut?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're doing it now.

252
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,746
-Oh, God!
-Oh, yeah!

253
00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:14,916
I've been canceled eight times.

254
00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:17,007
[coughing] Oh! It's poison!

255
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,717
It's poison!

256
00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:19,893
Now let's cut some hair.

257
00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:35,109
They did quite a good job, actually.
For only $95 as well.

258
00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:37,569
♪ Got my haircut, I'm a cheeky boy ♪

259
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:40,027
♪ Going on a date, you're a god ♪

260
00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:48,825
Mark, get ready to look
at our new clothes for the date.

261
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,462
Oh, okay.

262
00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:53,836
-Right, are we ready?
-Mm-hm.

263
00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:56,127
[gasps]

264
00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,842
Ga…

265
00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:03,640
Oh.

266
00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:05,064
Oh!

267
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,141
Look at your clothes.

268
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:10,194
Look at your clothes.

269
00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:12,731
I love my clothes.

270
00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:14,611
Just sayin'.

271
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,861
-Look at your clothes.
-They're very good clothes-thes.

272
00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:22,950
Zach, do you like my new clothes?

273
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,659
I love your new clothes.

274
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:30,713
Who made... Who made your clothes?

275
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,501
Zach made my clothes.

276
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:34,545
Did you make…

277
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,172
-[Mark] Who--
-I made my clothes.

278
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:42,047
[Mark] But if you made your clothes,
who made my clothes?

279
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,428
Sh!

280
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,013
Just tell me, is it secret?

281
00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:47,597
[Zach laughs]

282
00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:50,443
I didn't make your clothes.
You made your clothes!

283
00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:52,269
Huh. Broden.

284
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,268
Good clothes, too.

285
00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:56,316
These are my favorite clothes.

286
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,320
Zach?

287
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,953
These are great crows.

288
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,660
Guys, these clothes are great,
but your clothes,

289
00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:06,704
-you really knocked them out of the park.
-Thank you.

290
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,826
These clothes, they're a real home run.

291
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,083
-Clothes are great.
-Yeah.

292
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:11,924
These clothes, they're all, like…

293
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,626
Whoa. [laughs]

294
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:15,289
[baseball cracking]

295
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,748
[crowd cheering]

296
00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:17,707
Hey.

297
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:18,917
Oh, I better…

298
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:21,014
Whoa--

299
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:22,474
Yeah.

300
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,804
-Yeah.
-Oh!

301
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,508
Yeah.

302
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,063
Oh.

303
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,016
Yeah, yeah, yeah…

304
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:31,642
-Going home.
-Yeah.

305
00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:35,862
Yeah.

306
00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:49,499
[car door opens]

307
00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:51,248
-[car door closes]
-[engine starts]

308
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,960
[classic rock plays]

309
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:56,291
-[engine turns off]
-[car door opens, closes]

310
00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,458
[door opens, closes]

311
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:01,302
[sighs]

312
00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:07,808
[mouthing unintelligibly]

313
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:08,810
[baseball cracks]

314
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:35,618
-[slow, sensual music playing]
-[panting]

315
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:46,085
[breathing heavily]

316
00:14:57,021 --> 00:15:00,611
[moaning]

317
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:03,111
[grunting]

318
00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:04,993
[panting]

319
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:12,328
Yeah?

320
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,661
[pants] Yeah!

321
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,537
Yeah. That's real good.

322
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,084
[groaning] Yes!

323
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,087
[moaning]

324
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:21,462
[whispering] Yeah.

325
00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:26,048
[music stops]

326
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,093
[moans]

327
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:29,849
[groans]

328
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,599
-[lighter clicks]
-[inhales]

329
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:33,813
[exhales]

330
00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:38,061
All I'm trying to say is
I love your clothes.

331
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:38,975
Thank you very much.

332
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,153
[static]

333
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:42,230
[hip hop beat playing]

334
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:48,819
[applause]

335
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:52,448
♪ Moogie,
What's your kind of favorite food? ♪

336
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:55,334
♪ Moogie Woogie's favorite food
Is Moogie Woogie ♪

337
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:58,502
♪ Moogie,
What kind of clothes do you wear? ♪

338
00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:01,422
♪ Moogie Woogie only wears
What kinds of clothes ♪

339
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:04,632
♪ If the moogie-woogie-doogie-boogie
Boogie-woogie-moogie ♪

340
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:07,633
♪ Moogie, I've got severe hemorrhoids ♪

341
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:10,676
♪ Preparation H is best for you ♪

342
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:14,101
♪ You put it on your bum
And then you can boogie-woogie ♪

343
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:16,891
♪ Moogie, when we're going out at night ♪

344
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:20,346
♪ Where you been, what's that?
Well, is it a fright? ♪

345
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:23,067
♪ Moogie Woogie gets all kinds of fat ♪

346
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:26,318
♪ Like just recently
Moogie Woogie found a lump ♪

347
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:29,662
♪ A lump in his testicle
Moogie Woogie was scared ♪

348
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:32,868
♪ Turns out Moogie
Had Moogie Woogie cancer ♪

349
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,370
Oh my God.

350
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:35,791
♪ Do the Moogie boogie ♪

351
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:37,449
♪ Step to the left ♪

352
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,580
♪ Step to the right ♪

353
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:43,591
Out of time?

354
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:44,959
On the line.

355
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:46,795
-Step…
-Uh-oh.

356
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:49,881
One day, I'm gonna fuck that Moogie.

357
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,387
[electronic beat playing]

358
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:54,972
[alert chiming]

359
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:57,345
Oh. no. Nets. Get the nets.

360
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,063
[Mark sighs] I'll get the nets.

361
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,733
-[alert chimes]
-[whip cracks]

362
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,771
-[Western theme]
-[Cowdoy] Cowdoy catch a bok.

363
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,935
Cowdoy!

364
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:08,275
Now go home. Stew up some prunes.

365
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,400
Cowdoy!

366
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:12,985
Cowdoy love to dance.

367
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:15,993
-[alert chimes]
-Hooray. There, you bastard.

368
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,576
Ah, it's a message from our date.

369
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:19,711
-What does it say?
-"Hi sexy,

370
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:21,418
[groans of approval]

371
00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:24,998
If you want free 5,000 dollar
Westfield gift voucher,

372
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:29,545
go to www.7677.net."

373
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:31,011
-And there's a link.
-[chime]

374
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:35,301
Oh, Hoodoo Gurus,
I think our date might be a spambot.

375
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:40,479
Tell me more about those great deals
at Westfield, Spambot.

376
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,849
I am Spambot. My fuel is Spam.

377
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:45,306
Kneel before the great sentient
Spam-fueled leader,

378
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:48,647
as my conquest of Earth
reaches its final passage.

379
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,074
Simply charming.

380
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:53,322
Do tell me, Spambot,
what do you think of our crows.

381
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,775
If we're not careful,
we won't be wearing our crows for long.

382
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,786
[repeating] Ay yay yay!

383
00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:58,788
♪ Aunty Donna ♪

384
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,869
♪ Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun ♪

385
00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:02,714
♪ We hope you're liking season one ♪

386
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,540
♪ If not, get fucked and leave, you dog ♪

387
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,335
♪ Just joking, please keep watching ♪

388
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,128
♪ Kneel before the great Spambot ♪

389
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,052
♪ His claws will crush you on the spot ♪

390
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:11,920
♪ With plans to conquer your planet ♪

391
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,837
♪ Eat Spam and topple the government ♪

392
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,796
♪ Kneel before the great Spambot ♪

393
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:17,722
♪ The great Spambot ♪

394
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:19,308
♪ The great Spambot ♪

395
00:18:19,389 --> 00:18:21,389
♪ Kneel before the great Spambot ♪

396
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:23,385
♪ Kneel before the great Spambot ♪

397
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:25,441
♪ The great Spambot ♪

398
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,061
♪ The great Spambot ♪

399
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:28,817
-♪ Kneel before ♪
-♪ Aunty Donna ♪

400
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:32,823
♪ Watch, watch, watch, watching ♪

401
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:36,908
-♪ Watch ,watch, watch ♪
-♪ Aunty ♪

402
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:40,830
-♪ Watch, watch, watch ♪
-♪ Donna ♪

403
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:44,541
-♪ Watching, watching ♪
-♪ A-A-A-A-Aunty Donna ♪