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‎NETFLIX 原创喜剧剧集

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‎啊！

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‎是我 黑暗的独裁者

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‎暗夜骑士

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‎伟大的林奇！

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‎当太阳落山

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‎凡人睡去

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‎一个黑暗时刻随即诞生

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‎阴森恐怖 鬼魅横行

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‎它从昏睡中醒来

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‎对你我来说 这就是

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‎夜生活！

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‎（今日关键词：夜生活！）

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‎走进多纳阿姨的家门之前

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‎我要提醒各位 本集节目充满了

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‎辛辣讽刺、戏仿和机智的文字幽默！

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‎你们觉得怎么样？

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‎好

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‎好啊！

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‎哦 来了

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‎啊 我的中餐来了

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‎好香啊

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‎嘿！晚安 你这小子！

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‎-我是个愚蠢的意大利人
‎-哈喽

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‎这是你的披萨

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‎谢谢 多少钱…哎呀 慢着！

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‎这不是中餐！这是披萨！

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‎好 再见

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‎该死的

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‎这次最好是我的中餐来了

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‎要不然我可要发怒了

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‎嘿！这是你的中餐！

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‎终于来了 我都… 搞什么鬼？

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‎这不就是披萨塞进中餐盒里了吗

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‎哦 糟糕！对不起！
‎我这就去拿你的中餐

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‎非常感谢 我已经…什么？

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‎还是那个餐盒！

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‎好吧 我去拿你的中餐！

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‎嘿 他以为我会去给他取中餐

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‎但我会给他拿来更多披萨

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‎-我是个普通的詹姆斯邦德
‎-我能听见你说话

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‎-嘿 布罗登凯利
‎-什么？

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‎-我能不能告诉你一个秘密？
‎-好啊

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‎我干了我的表妹

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‎耶稣基督啊！

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‎过来 我打你屁股

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‎-不！
‎-过来！

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‎你不能打我屁股！

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‎我给你上一课！

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‎-我是个有职业素养的人
‎-我打你屁股

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‎我绝不让你打我屁股！

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‎进到我的滑流里来

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‎好让我把你的裤子扒下来！

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‎-我绝不会进入你的气流！
‎-为什么？

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‎因为如果让你脱掉我的裤子
‎你就会看见我屁股了

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‎不！

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‎听着 我不想要披萨！

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‎我也不想被打屁股！

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‎-我只想要我的…
‎-喔 不

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‎-什么？
‎-我拉裤子了

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‎什么？

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‎真的？

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‎-我要走了
‎-不！

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‎请别走！

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‎为什么不走？你说你拉裤子了

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‎-喔 不
‎-怎么了？

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‎我又拉了

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‎喔 天呐！我…

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‎-我得走了
‎-不！

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‎请别走！

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‎你家里真好 真温暖

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‎我可以住在这里 我们可以一起…

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‎该死的 对不起

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‎-这里停一下行吗？
‎-怪怪的 暂停一下好吗？可以吗？

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‎好的 我们暂停一分钟

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‎-好
‎-好极了 真的很有趣

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‎我知道 这个角色是根据真人设计的

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‎但我担心 给人的感觉有点种族歧视

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‎-不 很好
‎-一点也不会的

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‎我认为 因为你是意大利人
‎所以没关系

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‎-假如换我 那就不行了
‎-是啊

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‎-我想没事的
‎-好吧

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‎我想再拍一条 但快到午饭时间了

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‎所以 我们休息一下吧

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‎好啊 对不起

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‎-对不起各位
‎-真的很滑稽

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‎嘿 妈妈

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‎是的 我挺好

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‎我…

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‎我们在拍一段小品

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‎是关于我的意大利血统的

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‎我有点担心…

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‎他们不完全理解

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‎这戏拍得有点不尊重人

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‎嘿！我不知道啊！
‎我只是个愚蠢的“妈妈咪呀”！

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‎喔 我得挂了
‎我做了一大碗意大利面！

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‎喔 不好

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‎我拉裤子里了

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‎（下午11:59 ）

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‎（凌晨12:00）

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‎小扎克半夜起来偷吃夜宵

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‎谁知道他会在冰箱里找到什么好吃的

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‎拉门时一定要小声

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‎吃什么呢？

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‎苹果还是布丁？

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‎苹果 还是一小盒布丁？

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‎苹果 还是一小盒预包装的布丁？

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‎你干什么呢？

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‎我要吃宵夜

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‎扎克…

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‎你找到了什么宵夜？

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‎一小盒布丁

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‎马克应该会吃什么？

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‎布罗登剩下的面条

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‎还是面条剩下的布罗登？

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‎我吃点面条 布罗登一定不会介意吧

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‎一份面条算什么？

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‎一份面条…

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‎一份面条…

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‎一份面条…

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‎一份面条…

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‎一份面条算什么？

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‎别吵醒布罗登

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‎布罗登

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‎谁吃了我的炸酱面？

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‎我们不知道啊 我们刚进厨房

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‎我们打开冰箱时 它就已经不见了

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‎我们不知道 可能是夜行贼

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‎但是我们刚进厨房 它就不见了

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‎但算你走运 奶酪片

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‎我喜欢奶酪片！

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‎马克困了

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‎热牛奶还是早安咖啡？

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‎-喝牛奶
‎-喝牛奶

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‎-是的 牛奶
‎-是的 牛奶

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‎-不
‎-不

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‎-不要咖啡
‎-不要咖啡

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‎是的

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‎不

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‎是的 不

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‎如果他喝牛奶 就会一觉睡到破晓

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‎哦 看呐 瞌睡大仙来了

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‎他来送我们进入梦乡

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‎谢谢 瞌睡大仙

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‎我好想和瞌睡大仙打个招呼

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‎瞌睡大仙！

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‎瞌睡大仙 他来啦

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‎他干什么呢？

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‎哦 他在跳舞

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‎究竟是什么…

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‎在一个枪支非法的世界

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‎警察为出价最高的人效力

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‎酒兑了水

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‎（稀释的酒）

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‎澳洲航空机组成员杀死了海德腿

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‎他们不知道等待他们的是什么

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‎是的！

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‎谁认为 以眼还眼 以命抵命？

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‎小声点 好吗？你让我头疼

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‎我需要一片拜耳胃苏打泡腾片

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‎哦 老天

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‎你搞不定吧？你搞不定 好了

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‎难道我受到的惩罚
‎就是永远忍受身边的傻瓜？

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‎是我让人杀了海德腿

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‎她是多头先生的间谍

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‎我让人杀了她
‎然后让澳航机组成员背锅

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‎我们全身而退 发起进攻

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‎你以为我那么容易被杀死吗？

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‎海德腿 你还活着！

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‎不可能 我把你干掉了

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‎是吗？

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‎那是我见过的最粗的酒杯

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‎嘿马克 谢谢你的能量饮料

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‎别客气 我听说这东西致癌

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‎看我们有什么？

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‎-嘿？
‎-哦 麻烦来了

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‎谁想来杯啤酒？

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‎不用了 谢谢
‎我们就喝我们的能量饮料吧

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‎-喝点吧
‎-好吧

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‎好吧 麻烦教授 小声点

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‎你说服我们了

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‎周二晚上 睡觉去 有助于睡眠

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‎就一瓶 伙计 就一瓶

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‎-伙计们！
‎-麻烦加倍

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‎请叫我范怀尔德
‎因为我们要通宵狂欢！

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‎-好吧
‎-天呐

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‎就这么一瓶 然后就不喝了

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‎好的

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‎-喔 我的上帝啊
‎-耶稣基督啊！

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‎别忘了这个！

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‎-哇！
‎-喔 不要

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‎-那是…
‎-没错 来呀

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‎-好吧 这是…
‎-这回麻烦大了

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‎系上围裙！

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‎-喔 天呐！
‎-去打开霓虹灯

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‎我们是一家酒吧

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‎我们现在是个大酒吧了

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‎谁想来一杯？

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‎劳驾

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‎这里谁是老板？

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‎嘿 兄弟！有人要找你

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‎哎哟 有麻烦了

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‎别紧张

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‎我只是来检查你的卖酒执照

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‎-我的卖酒执照？
‎-是的

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‎哦 我的执照 说来有趣 它就在…

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‎这儿

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‎看起来一切都很正常

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‎是啊 的确！

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‎等等！
‎我怎么知道你是卖酒执照检查员？

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‎哦 你想看我的证件？

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‎是的

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‎好吧 事实上

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‎就在…

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‎这儿

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‎好吧好吧

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‎喔 天呐 扎克！你干了什么？

218
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‎他要揭穿我们了 我不知道该怎么办

219
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‎他是自己人！

220
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‎我是自己人

221
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‎他是自己人！

222
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‎我们得把尸体处理掉！

223
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‎酒业检查员！

224
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‎谢天谢地 是个梦

225
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‎马克！你怎么走了？

226
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,430
‎扎克杀了人
‎你怎么能走到一边睡大觉！

227
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‎快点！帮帮忙！马克！
‎说话呀 马克！

228
00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:08,524
‎真的！见鬼 马克！

229
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,190
‎谢天谢地 那也是个梦

230
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,744
‎你为什么闭上眼继续装睡？

231
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,108
‎为什么？

232
00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:20,406
‎我们得把尸体肢解了！来呀！

233
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,582
‎别吃安眠药！

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‎-不 把安眠药给我
‎-把药给我！

235
00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:27,084
‎-把药给我！
‎-我只想睡觉！

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‎-把药给我
‎-不许吃药

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‎本集演到现在 如果你还喜欢的话

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‎欢迎在脸书上
‎关注《三个男人的欢乐屋》

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‎告诉他们 这一集有多诡异

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‎也别忘了推特和照片墙！

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‎（WWW.AUNTYDONNA.COM/SOCIALS）

242
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‎现在 请看两个绝对不想打架的人

243
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,198
‎-嘿 伙计
‎-嘿 伙计 你好啊？

244
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,203
‎-嘿 我挺好 你好啊
‎-晚上过得愉快吗？

245
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:07,695
‎很好 你呢？

246
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,787
‎我和朋友们晚上出来玩

247
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,753
‎-你想打架？
‎-你想打架？

248
00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,836
‎-你想打吗？
‎-我不想

249
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,802
‎住手！住手！

250
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:22,052
‎没人想打架 所以 别说你想打架了！

251
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:23,434
‎你是说我想打架？

252
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,223
‎我不想和你打架 但你让我别无选择

253
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:27,675
‎哦 该死 搞什么呀？

254
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:28,885
‎综合格斗训练

255
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:31,354
‎-见鬼！
‎-这里没人想打架

256
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:32,385
‎没人想打架！

257
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,848
‎-我就是这么说的！
‎-我来了

258
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,648
‎-你来了？
‎-我不冲着你来

259
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:36,611
‎喔 为什么？

260
00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:39,280
‎-我不想打你
‎-如果你想和我打

261
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,950
‎-我不想和你打
‎-别打！你的奖学金！

262
00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:43,069
‎这是什么名堂？

263
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,065
‎你不知如何收场 就别生事

264
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,077
‎兄弟 这是什么名堂？

265
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,289
‎不要跨过这条线

266
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:49,869
‎什么线？我没看见什么线

267
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,044
‎是一条假想的线

268
00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:53,921
‎-你不如实际画出来
‎-好吧 我画！

269
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:56,129
‎-很好
‎-是的 现在有线了

270
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,420
‎我想回家！

271
00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,303
‎我只要一个电话 我的表兄弟们
‎就会开着斯巴鲁赶来

272
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:01,261
‎你去死！

273
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,260
‎表兄弟 表兄弟！

274
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:06,142
‎我会像尼奥
‎你的表兄弟会像特工史密斯

275
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,850
‎我就这样…

276
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:11,019
‎哦 天呐！我的表兄弟死了！

277
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,640
‎你们要把这个斯卡乐队拆散了！

278
00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:16,267
‎哇！你是谁？拳击手？

279
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,315
‎哇！你是谁？拳击手？

280
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:21,189
‎哇！你是谁？拳击手？

281
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,487
‎说到这个 我很快就要去纽约了

282
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:24,611
‎-不
‎-是的

283
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:25,947
‎去看理查德？

284
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:29,081
‎不知道 我在想

285
00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:30,909
‎-嘿！
‎-死去吧！

286
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,155
‎-嘿！啊！
‎-嘿！

287
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,536
‎你们在打架吗？

288
00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:36,382
‎-因为我们不想逮捕你们
‎-我们不想逮捕你们

289
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:37,538
‎咆哮！

290
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,746
‎我不想逮捕你们！

291
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,337
‎警察 你需要冷静

292
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,052
‎我对天发誓 我要逮捕你！

293
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:47,222
‎我不想逮捕你

294
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,013
‎-你们为什么这么做？
‎-是啊！

295
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:52,016
‎我只想感觉有活力！

296
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,269
‎-你想感觉有活力？
‎-是的

297
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:54,560
‎-你想感觉有活力？
‎-是的

298
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:56,403
‎我们来感受活力吧！

299
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:58,942
‎这个给你什么感觉？

300
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,483
‎-我觉得自己被人看见了
‎-很美

301
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:04,396
‎我觉得 戈雅这幅大胆的战争画

302
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:06,195
‎是他的杰作

303
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:10,492
‎我更喜欢戈雅的早期作品

304
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:13,406
‎蚀刻人体画 你这人渣！

305
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:18,540
‎-你想和我打架？
‎-我不想用枪！

306
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:23,462
‎-闪开！
‎-哦 天呐！那个人进酒吧了

307
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:27,507
‎我只想和朋友晚上出来聚聚！

308
00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:30,644
‎能不能给我来杯热淘迪酒？

309
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:32,601
‎好的 我想我们可以赶制一杯出来

310
00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:34,351
‎-一杯热淘迪
‎-一杯滚烫的热淘迪

311
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‎一杯热淘迪

312
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,266
‎我们在英国没有酒吧

313
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:41,273
‎我们只有酒馆 在那里喝温啤酒
‎大杯的苹果汁

314
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,477
‎如此一类的

315
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:43,976
‎-你可以…
‎-抱歉

316
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,490
‎扎克？

317
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,696
‎-你扮得很像了
‎-非常好

318
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:53,735
‎-是的
‎-十分可打三分

319
00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:55,997
‎我想就不说果酱了

320
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,085
‎-好怕怕
‎-好怕怕

321
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:03,548
‎-怕怕
‎-怕怕 喔 怕怕

322
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,379
‎马克！快 叫特警队！

323
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,174
‎好 我这就给他们打电话

324
00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:26,744
‎我们是特警队

325
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,279
‎我们到处执行特警任务

326
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:30,452
‎凯夫拉 头盔 特警队来到你家门口

327
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,871
‎我们破门而入 我们电击你的裤裆

328
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:35,120
‎我们像老鼠一样难缠
‎如果老鼠也能当特警的话

329
00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:37,292
‎我们用手电筒、警棍和枪托

330
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,871
‎捣你的头 但这一切都很有趣

331
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,997
‎我们是特警队
‎我们会对你脸喷辣椒水

332
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,424
‎我们有特警的玩意儿 和酷酷的鞋带

333
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,883
‎只要现实允许 特警也爱跳舞

334
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:49,134
‎我们高视阔步 大打出手 又讲究战术

335
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:51,546
‎我们在压力下镇静自若
‎只要有扳机 就会扣动

336
00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:53,965
‎谁也不如弗兰德雷舍能说会道
‎我们使用橡皮子弹

337
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:56,274
‎我们是特警队 我们滥用警力

338
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,598
‎让我们的竹马 发出特警的声音

339
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,814
‎很多人问 “特警”究竟是什么意思

340
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:03,524
‎它的意思是
‎有时候我们喜欢跳踢踏舞

341
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,532
‎我是个淘气的特警队员 我喜欢放肆

342
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:13,122
‎我滑冰 我抽烟 我还乱涂鸦

343
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,118
‎当特警队员做了特警队员不该做的事

344
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,830
‎这时 你就要报告特特警

345
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,956
‎我们利用我们的特特警技术
‎讨伐特警

346
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,920
‎我们是特警吗？
‎不是 我们进行特特警演习

347
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:28,006
‎我们是特特警

348
00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:30,258
‎我们专门制服特警 特特警 特特警

349
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:31,550
‎我们是特警队

350
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:32,803
‎我们是特特警

351
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,255
‎在一起 我们就是特特特特

352
00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:37,465
‎特特 特特 特特警

353
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,556
‎谢谢 特警队 你们救了…

354
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,770
‎哦！该死！

355
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:44,442
‎都给我趴下！趴下！

356
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,646
‎我们从来不跳踢踏舞！

357
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,034
‎是我打的电话！

358
00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:52,781
‎-再见 特警队
‎-再见 小伙子们

359
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:55,703
‎-再见
‎-再见 孩子们

360
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,873
‎-小心点
‎-再见 孩子们

361
00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:00,753
‎太阳出来了

362
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,870
‎真美

363
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:04,502
‎越来越大了

364
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:06,788
‎越来越近了

365
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,587
‎太阳朝我们跑来了

366
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,257
‎我要抓住你们！

367
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,725
‎随着太阳升起

368
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,479
‎凡人们醒来

369
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:26,187
‎白昼再次征服了…

370
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,691
‎我要抓住你！

371
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:34,607
‎（有偿演员）

372
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:36,526
‎-起来！
‎-我要抓住你！

373
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:37,620
‎多纳阿姨

374
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‎-多纳阿姨
‎-多纳阿姨

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00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,994
‎《三个男人的欢乐屋》

376
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,828
‎我们希望你喜欢第一季

377
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,833
‎如果不喜欢 那就滚蛋

378
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,455
‎开玩笑呢 请继续观看

379
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,462
‎吓人 吓人 喔 好吓人

380
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,344
‎精灵鬼怪好吓人

381
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:52,170
‎吓人的蜘蛛 吓人的猫

382
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:53,916
‎我害怕拉一裤子 好吓人

383
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:55,970
‎吓人的蜘蛛

384
00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:58,012
‎吓人的猫

385
00:18:58,846 --> 00:18:59,966
‎吓人的蜘蛛

386
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,965
‎精灵鬼怪好吓人

387
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:03,638
‎吓人的蜘蛛

388
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:05,561
‎吓人的猫

389
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:07,348
‎吓人的蜘蛛

390
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:08,977
‎-精灵鬼怪
‎-多纳阿姨

391
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:12,985
‎观看 观看

392
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:17,199
‎-观看 观看
‎-阿姨

393
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:20,993
‎字幕翻译：Zeo Niu