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‎NETFLIX 原创喜剧剧集

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‎我们回到《机智问答》

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‎在最后的飞速抢答环节

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‎欢迎特别主持 小停皮特！

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‎小停皮特？

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‎好吧 我们…

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‎…开始吧

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‎请问 哪个…

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‎喂 小停皮特 你当真要停这么久吗？

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‎那我名叫小停嘛
‎不过你也不用一直等到…

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‎-等到你问完？
‎-…我问完

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‎我会抢答 不过你能快点不？

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‎好 请问哪个城市是…

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‎-快
‎-…一个首都 它就在…

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‎华盛顿特区

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‎…阿拉伯联合酋长国？
‎答案当然是阿布扎比

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‎有多少只斑点狗…

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‎-我的天！
‎-…出现在电影《一百零…》

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‎101只！

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‎《…二只斑点狗》

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‎操它的续集！

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‎这部经典的续集
‎《102只斑点狗》才是答案

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‎去你的小停皮特！

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‎-好啦
‎-诅咒你下地狱！

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‎哪一座是最高的山？它就位于…

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‎珠穆朗玛峰

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‎…中土世界

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‎-不！
‎-答案是末日火山

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‎《指环王》小说里的

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‎-好啦 接下来是…
‎-别再乱停了！

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‎…送分题 消防员开哪种机动车…

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‎-消防车
‎-…上班？

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‎-不！
‎-答案当然是 随便哪种

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‎不是消防车就行

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‎赶紧的 行吗！

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‎你离十亿美元只差两分啦

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‎时间还有十秒钟

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‎我们这就…

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‎说“开始”啊 你个磕巴白痴！

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‎开始！一日一苹果什么远离我？

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‎-医生！
‎-没错 医生！

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‎医生 谁（《神秘博士》）
‎是世界上跑得最快的…

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‎尤塞恩博尔特！

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‎…对还是错？

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‎噢 答案是 错

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‎神秘博士不是世界上跑得最快的

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‎-他是个虚构角色
‎-不

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‎你说：“谁是世界上跑得最快的？”

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‎不 我说的是：
‎“神秘博士是世界上跑得最快的吗？”

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‎不对！

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‎你说了医生 然后停顿了

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‎然后再说：
‎“谁是世界上跑得最快的？”

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‎那实际上是我唯一没停的一题！

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‎我恨你 小停皮特！

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‎你恨我？

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‎我还恨我呢！

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‎-不过好不好玩嘛？
‎-超好玩

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‎-棒极啦
‎-谢谢

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‎太好了 对那边的镜头挥挥手

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‎这节目真有意思

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‎-看电视
‎-又一次

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‎和我的好朋友一起看电视

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‎有电报

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‎谢谢

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‎我的天！

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‎白金汉宫来信了

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‎-女王家？
‎-才不是 大傻 你读过书没有啊？

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‎你他妈什么毛病？

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‎亲爱的傻小子们

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‎受女王委托 我在此知会你们

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‎她将于今晚莅临你们的小破屋
‎与你们共进晚餐

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‎此致 汤米奶头穗穗爵士

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‎晚餐派对！

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‎还不喊停啊？干…

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‎（今日关键词
‎与英女王的晚餐派对）

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‎（哇好激动我们要穿什么煮什么）

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‎（布罗登）

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‎（扎克）

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‎（马克）

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‎勺子擦擦亮 小子们

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‎要让女王看到脏勺子

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‎她冲出门去的速度
‎会比赛马会上的小公马更快

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‎我希望女王喜欢我们的闪亮小勺

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‎别叽歪 快擦

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‎你们越早干完
‎就越快能喝上一杯康普茶

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‎抱歉 我好紧张

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‎我连煮什么菜都不知…

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‎-噢
‎-对不起！

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‎没关系

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‎不 都怪我

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‎-你俩怎么回事？
‎-没怎么 就是在擦勺子而已！

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‎告诉你 我擦完这些勺子之后

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‎你都能照出自己…

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‎我没看它们照出你来

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‎再次哎呀

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‎你俩真是对儿活宝

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‎我是说 我都不知道要…

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‎-对不起
‎-不 我的错

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‎这太荒谬了

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‎马克 扎克 扎克 你乖…

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‎太荒谬了！

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‎我需要一大杯康普茶来清醒一…

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‎扎克呢？

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‎我们15分钟前
‎就让他去拿晚餐派对用的点唱机了

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‎我知道 他有时候能蠢成根香肠

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‎没错 他是会蠢成根香肠

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‎-对 蠢成根香肠
‎-好蠢的香肠

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‎-他有时候真的蠢成根香肠
‎-香肠！

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‎-操 不要啊！
‎-不要！

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‎扎克！你个傻逼！

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‎-刚刚完全是意外
‎-嘿 老小子们

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‎我不介意被你们叫蠢裆肠

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‎我是说 都不存在这个词好吗

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‎不是 他叫你蠢香肠

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‎我杀了你！

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‎-对不起
‎-你不是蠢香肠！

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‎不 扎克！

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‎他没事了

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‎我才不是蠢香肠

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‎如大家所愿 请看点唱机

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‎扎克 这不是点唱机 这是个人

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‎好吧 大伦理家

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‎我就往这部“人”里
‎投币点唱看看 好吧？

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‎来吧

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‎嘿 宝贝 今晚把车开起来

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‎开起来 开 开…

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‎你神经兮兮地在干什么？
‎这是个坐在椅子上的男人

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‎绝对不可能
‎因为我给了一个人500美元

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‎让他给我找来的点唱机

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‎所以 如果你们说的没错
‎那为什么这里会摆着部点唱机呢？

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‎开呀开呀开起车来
‎今晚跟我宝贝把车开

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‎开到游泳池里去…

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‎噢 现在他唱到车里有小宝宝

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‎现在他把车开到池子里去了

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‎该死的！他刚冲我抛媚眼！

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‎扎克！我们的500美元呢？

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‎少来 老小子

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‎如果这半吊子不是点唱机
‎那这个解释一下

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‎要把宝贝从池子里钓出来…

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‎-我的…
‎-老天爷啊

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‎拿网子 去小池子

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‎嘿 小宝贝…

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‎噢 他是部点唱机 我懂了

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‎嘿 在城里把车开

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‎跟我宝贝把车开…

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‎拜托 布罗登 别再这么…

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‎事儿逼

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‎我不是事儿逼
‎我是个健康的怀疑论者

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‎要是你这么会挑点唱机
‎干吗不自己去弄台更好的来

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‎行啊 我去

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‎你们觉得这台点唱机又如何呢
‎娃子们？

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‎这才是我称为点唱机的东西

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‎这台要两千块
‎但真家伙就得花这么多钱

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‎我该死的硬币哪去了？

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‎-需要钱吗？
‎-要个硬币

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‎谢谢 感激不尽

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‎给你

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‎嘿 宝贝今晚来跳舞

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‎跳起来…

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‎我要是不小心点 鞋底都会跳穿洞

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‎有人需要转喝低因咖啡啦

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‎我说 有人要转喝低因咖啡了

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‎搞毛啊？

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‎（掌声）

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‎他们六集都没笑过了

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‎（掌声）

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‎叫我BNN 因为我要播报
‎《布罗登新闻》的新闻啦

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‎我给咱们约了专业造型师做造型

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‎哇！

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‎-试衣服去咯！
‎-耶！

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‎-耶！
‎-快上车！

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‎时尚 购物 时尚 衣服

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‎我的天 这主意也太棒了吧

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‎她在那儿呢！嘿！

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‎得找个停车位

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‎我们要闪亮登场迎女王

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‎时尚 购物 时尚 衣服

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‎天 满了 停车场没位了

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‎找不到停车位啊

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‎-会有的
‎-我们绕一下吧 绕一下

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‎这些人是要走吗？

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‎是在告别吗？

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‎你们是不是…
‎唉 你要是停一下 我就能问了

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‎再绕一圈吧

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‎给我住嘴 我知道

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‎大兄弟 你是要停路边位还是…

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‎我感觉这一区都住了人

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‎你应该找不到路边位了

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‎-他们真的应该再多…
‎-我的天啊！

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‎我可以跳车出去告诉她我们…

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‎不 五分钟就行了 没事的

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‎五分钟的事儿

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‎…建一些停车场在这些地方
‎因为我不愿意花…

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‎出去 扎克 下车

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‎-立刻下车
‎-下车

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‎我们不能就他妈的这么等着！

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‎-去啊！
‎-下去！

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‎真是抱歉 不应该这么拖拉的

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‎没关系 我理解

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‎基础设施就是个他妈的笑话
‎一直都是

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‎你烦躁也改变不了情况啊

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‎我才没有烦躁 滚你妈的蛋！

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‎你冲我骂娘这啊那的
‎跟我不在似的 我不是人啊

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‎我原谅你

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‎-原谅我？
‎-嗯

206
00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:23,960
‎原谅我什么？

207
00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:24,960
‎冲我吼

208
00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:27,964
‎是你吼

209
00:10:29,253 --> 00:10:32,173
‎你吼的 你他妈的…
‎是你他妈吼了！

210
00:10:33,924 --> 00:10:35,094
‎是你他妈的吼了！

211
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,806
‎不好意思 我到时间关门了

212
00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:50,438
‎兄弟 我拍的时尚蒙太奇很不错
‎我知道我们没挑到衣服啊什么的

213
00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:52,494
‎不过我觉得这部时尚蒙太奇
‎拍得特别好

214
00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:53,738
‎-好吧？
‎-谢了

215
00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:57,570
‎（#趣时尚蒙太奇）

216
00:11:05,956 --> 00:11:09,836
‎女王从未认为适宜参观吾之家族庄园

217
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,629
‎抱歉 没听清您的名字

218
00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:15,632
‎我是呜呼勋爵 礼仪大师

219
00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:18,506
‎你们没有要求我
‎为今晚的活动提供服务吗？

220
00:11:18,594 --> 00:11:20,724
‎是有 不过你刚刚是破窗而入啊？

221
00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:22,769
‎没有

222
00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:27,555
‎对任何一位绅士来说
‎第一堂课 也是最真实的考验

223
00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:30,145
‎就是最简单的动作 坐下

224
00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:33,361
‎布罗登是吧 你请坐

225
00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:38,449
‎那是放屁坐垫吗？

226
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,621
‎还等什么呢？

227
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,951
‎手写邀请函吗？

228
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:49,253
‎你觉得自己准备好了吗？

229
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:53,593
‎准备好招待英女王陛下了吗？

230
00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:01,434
‎你干什么？

231
00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:09,347
‎你 他们称为蒂姆的人

232
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:10,267
‎-是马克
‎-马克

233
00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:13,574
‎你认为自己在坐下这项任务上
‎能完成得更好吗？

234
00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:15,479
‎应该不行 他放了个放屁坐垫在…

235
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:16,778
‎-不要
‎-坐给我看

236
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:17,861
‎你就坐下吧

237
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:19,109
‎好吧

238
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,284
‎-我知道不是你放的
‎-哦？

239
00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:26,829
‎我有工具 知道吧？
‎可是他们不知道呀

240
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:30,495
‎在他们看来 你就是个屁篓子呢

241
00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:33,206
‎-这太傻了 真的太傻…
‎-简直荒唐

242
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:35,502
‎他又吹起来了

243
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,838
‎我敢不敢一次坐两个？

244
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,722
‎那就这样吧

245
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,644
‎现在我将坐下去！

246
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,476
‎可我忘了在哪里…

247
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:52,899
‎在这里呀

248
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,480
‎像神话中的伊卡洛斯一样

249
00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:58,106
‎我飞得离太阳太近了

250
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,490
‎啊 狂妄

251
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:04,032
‎啊 黑暗的工具

252
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:06,116
‎你让我看到 不是它们的错

253
00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:11,537
‎而是我 是我自己一直都是个放屁精

254
00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:15,378
‎然后他死了

255
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,338
‎从那天起

256
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:20,131
‎放屁玩具更名 以纪念呜呼勋爵

257
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,715
‎它们的名字变成

258
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,222
‎“勋熏坐垫”

259
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,026
‎-我吓到你们了吗？
‎-吓到了

260
00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:41,779
‎吓得我都尿裤子了

261
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,572
‎我的天！

262
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:48,158
‎布罗登 你真的很会吓我哦

263
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,124
‎吓得我都尿裤子了 看见没？

264
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,254
‎好吧

265
00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:53,832
‎你看上去也没那么害怕

266
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,746
‎-我怕 我怕死了
‎-好吧

267
00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:00,587
‎说实话 我觉得你早就尿了

268
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,593
‎只不过现在利用我吓你什么的

269
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,085
‎作为一个借口把尿裤子这事儿说出来

270
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:07,717
‎是这样的吧？

271
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,144
‎-是
‎-行

272
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:16,647
‎你打扫一下好吧？
‎这地方不适合女王来啊

273
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:18,900
‎我说的不是变装女王哈

274
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,993
‎你说的是英国女王本尊吗？

275
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:23,029
‎-是
‎-是哦

276
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,912
‎-我去拿吸尘器
‎-谢谢

277
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:27,159
‎再来说说饼干

278
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,791
‎为什么这地方会他妈的铺满饼干？

279
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,869
‎你们什么时候背着我拍了一段
‎地板上全是饼干的场景吗？

280
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,205
‎你好呀

281
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:38,125
‎我很好奇 你有没有问过自己

282
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,673
‎我的碗柜底下会发生什么事呢？

283
00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:44,425
‎会不会生活着一个小小人呢？

284
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,757
‎哎呀 为什么不问问看呢！

285
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,764
‎小小人儿

286
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,636
‎奶头大小的小小人

287
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,063
‎他最好的朋友是纽扣做的

288
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,521
‎床就是一片火腿

289
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,982
‎当你掉下一根橡皮筋

290
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,612
‎他就笑得灿烂

291
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,729
‎用上几根牙签

292
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:02,476
‎他就做成晾衣架

293
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,488
‎他的桌子是扣子

294
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,450
‎用口香糖粘起来的

295
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:10,450
‎他的枕头是一颗放在肚里的橄榄

296
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:14,748
‎他吃的面包是你掉在地上的渣渣

297
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:18,250
‎他吃的果酱装在小小罐子里
‎是从小小商店买的

298
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:22,344
‎因为有个小小商店
‎卖给他小号的正常物品

299
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:26,591
‎可不知为何 有时他还是喜欢
‎用你掉地上的东西来制作

300
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:28,885
‎他的职业是小小经济

301
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:30,639
‎交易正常的华尔街股票

302
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:32,721
‎但用的是正常大小的电话

303
00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:34,516
‎特别手忙脚乱

304
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:38,770
‎于是他去小小商店买了蓝牙耳机

305
00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:40,484
‎可后来股市暴跌

306
00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:42,476
‎指数跌到了1点

307
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:46,236
‎指数跌到了1点
‎或许对你来说不算什么

308
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,532
‎但因为他非常小

309
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,574
‎对他来说很沉重

310
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:54,288
‎1点对他来说就是一百万点

311
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,500
‎所以他用发箍打了个结

312
00:15:56,580 --> 00:16:00,750
‎还是荧光粉色的

313
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,804
‎小小人儿

314
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:04,708
‎很小 很小 很小的小人儿

315
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:08,297
‎当心掉东西在地上
‎他可能会用来自杀的

316
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,844
‎他很爱跟挚友聊天

317
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:12,548
‎他们唱歌跳舞天天玩

318
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:13,678
‎他的挚友最爱…

319
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,564
‎这他妈是什么玩意儿？

320
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:16,891
‎不！

321
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:18,765
‎别松手！

322
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:20,523
‎别松手！

323
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,361
‎不！

324
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,940
‎不！

325
00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:28,605
‎不！

326
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,531
‎这下满意了吗 布罗登？

327
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:33,910
‎闭嘴

328
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,615
‎豆子都凉了

329
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,579
‎-几点了 布罗登？
‎-四点半

330
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,085
‎-晚餐时间
‎-我看她不会来了

331
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:46,344
‎哼！

332
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,302
‎哎 别这样 大伙儿

333
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,092
‎女王的确放了我们鸽子

334
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,715
‎但你们不会让它
‎毁了我们一起度过的欢乐时光

335
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:53,643
‎对吧？

336
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:54,681
‎哼！

337
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,853
‎记得那次奥运会
‎我们赢的那么多胜利项链吗？

338
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,017
‎记得吧

339
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,855
‎那些早安咖啡呢？

340
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:10,073
‎我觉得也是很不错的

341
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,574
‎还有 夜生活的那次？

342
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,736
‎夜生活

343
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,198
‎你说得对 布罗登

344
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:22,251
‎也许最也许最珍贵的不是女王来吃饭

345
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,792
‎而是我们之间的友谊

346
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:24,836
‎哦 她现在倒是来了

347
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:31,629
‎耶！

348
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,140
‎咋样！你们几坨屎！

349
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,970
‎老娘准备好狂欢啦！

350
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:42,228
‎住在白金汉宫是怎么样的呀？

351
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:43,558
‎怪吓人的

352
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:46,815
‎不敢相信
‎两个真实的掷弹兵团卫兵！

353
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:49,034
‎是啊 我们是真家伙 宝贝 知道吧？

354
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:50,989
‎-非常感谢
‎-不客气

355
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,200
‎好吃

356
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,109
‎然后恶评就开始来了

357
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,325
‎-你刚刚偷了勺子吗？
‎-我跟你说

358
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:57,373
‎啥？

359
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,951
‎-放松啦
‎-谁要肉汁？

360
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,536
‎-你要！
‎-好的！

361
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:01,911
‎好啊！

362
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:03,834
‎他没有偷勺子

363
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,753
‎-所以 闭嘴别提了
‎-好吧 天啊

364
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:09,134
‎我是他妈的英女王

365
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,053
‎噢 带劲儿！点唱机！

366
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,176
‎您觉得怎么样 女王？

367
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:15,719
‎好啊 好他妈的变态

368
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,813
‎我在追《王冠》这部剧 超屌的

369
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:18,928
‎对 就是您的故事

370
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,973
‎-哈？
‎-您就是女王

371
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,268
‎-不是 我看的是《王冠》
‎-对呀

372
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,652
‎跳舞！

373
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,149
‎跳舞！

374
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:29,529
‎你他妈的谁？

375
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,108
‎你他妈的又是谁？

376
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:34,153
‎你们他妈的到底谁？

377
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:36,451
‎发生什么事？

378
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,622
‎谁想来点儿摇头丸之类…

379
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:40,695
‎老天爷

380
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,124
‎好耶！

381
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,745
‎-难以置信
‎-上啊 女王

382
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:45,712
‎敲敲门

383
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,091
‎-我是谁？
‎-这个人！

384
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,378
‎这样很失礼

385
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,091
‎这是挺失礼的

386
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:55,634
‎-也没有毁了狂欢嘛
‎-你们玩得开心 我是个乱糟糟的婊子

387
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:57,473
‎晚上好

388
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,678
‎我是汤米奶头穗穗爵士

389
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:00,933
‎-走吧
‎-我不想走

390
00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:02,354
‎我不要走

391
00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:04,642
‎这是浪费我时间好吗？
‎我刚刚还在吃面包

392
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:05,806
‎我也可以很有趣啊

393
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,444
‎-是吗？
‎-是啊 我是个有趣的人

394
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:17,453
‎投降吧 宝贝儿！

395
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:18,911
‎投降！

396
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:19,991
‎投降！

397
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,330
‎好好玩啊！

398
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,581
‎大伙儿 真抱歉 我必须迂腐半秒钟

399
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,753
‎-好
‎-太谢谢你们了

400
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,792
‎这个派对史上最佳 感谢你们

401
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:30,957
‎谢谢夸奖 别客气

402
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:31,924
‎你们是最棒的

403
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:32,844
‎谢谢

404
00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:36,971
‎什么？

405
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:51,319
‎他们笑了！

406
00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:53,778
‎我们他妈的做到了！

407
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:56,856
‎赞啊！

408
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,529
‎我们真他妈的做到了啊！

409
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:02,697
‎我们做到多纳阿姨了！

410
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,212
‎噢耶！

411
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,830
‎我们感谢大家！

412
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:17,007
‎（多纳阿姨创作）

413
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:21,932
‎小小人儿

414
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:26,520
‎小小人儿

415
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:42,276
‎不！

416
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:45,243
‎不！

417
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,674
‎《三个男人的欢乐屋》

418
00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,586
‎我们希望你喜欢第一季

419
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,585
‎如果不喜欢 那就滚蛋

420
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,097
‎开玩笑呢 请继续观看

421
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:04,968
‎这集有嘉宾 他们很搞笑

422
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:06,885
‎布伦丹 妥尼 保罗和伊菲

423
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:08,774
‎佩普托 邦邦 梅维斯乔

424
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,850
‎谢谢布列特 麦克
‎科琳恩 贾戈和杰森

425
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:12,690
‎谢谢布列特

426
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:14,647
‎谢谢麦克

427
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:18,694
‎谢谢科琳恩 谢谢贾戈 和杰森

428
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:20,534
‎谢谢布列特

429
00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:22,244
‎谢谢麦克

430
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:25,700
‎谢谢科琳恩 谢谢贾戈 多纳阿姨

431
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:29,705
‎看 看 看 看着

432
00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:33,503
‎看 看 看 阿姨

433
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:37,713
‎字幕翻译：Zeo Niu