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[sighs]

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[both breathing heavily]

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You were incredible.

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My heart is still racing.

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I felt it too.

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All thanks
to your brute strength, Dash,

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and your knowledge
of ancient Aramaic mathematics.

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Please. This has nothing to do
with my two doctorates

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and my master's
in Gender Studies

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and everything to do
with you, Dr. Lovemore.

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The truth is,

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I never thought I would find
the Lost City of D.

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I would
choose your words carefully.[hissing]

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They will be your last.

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You led me right
to King Kalaman's tomb

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and his queen's
legendary Crown of Fire.

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And now I will be very rich,

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and you will be very dead.

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Hold up. Are these--
Are these your snakes?

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No, they were just here.

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There were just
hundreds of snakes
in this temple

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just waiting for us
to show up?

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Who feeds them? You feed them?No, what do they eat?

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Why is that one
not biting that guy?
Why is that happening?

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-Are they trained not
to bite henchmen or something?
-[captor] Yeah, well...

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[Dr. Lovemore]
I mean, the snake-to-temple
ratio alone...

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This is ridiculous.
Delete.

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I-- I think my character
can still work.

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Delete.

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Loretta, you still have
a story to write.

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Delete.

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[voice mail]
Hey, it's me, Beth.

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I don't want to pull the whole
"I'm your publisher" card,
but I am.

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And I'm really looking forward
to seeing this last chapter.

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But no pressure.
No, there actually is pressure.

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The exact amount of pressure
that motivates you
but doesn't paralyze you.

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You got this.

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Thank you.

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[voice mail tone][Beth] Me again.

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Okay, so everything
is set for the book tour,

41
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but, uh, the only thing we need
is a book to tour with.

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I can't help
but get the feeling that
you're not finishing

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because you don't want
to leave your house.

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Listen, I know these last
five years have been hard
after John's passing,

45
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and it feels easier
to live in your bathtub,

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drinking Chardonnay on ice.

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But, girl,
there is a great big world
waiting for you

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and a book tour
that I can't cancel, so just
make it happen, all right?

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Love you, bye!

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[Dash] We have to keep going.

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Let's see
what's on the other side
of that door.

52
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But what if
there isn't anything?

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There's only one way
to find out.

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Then Lovemore realized

55
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the treasure she wanted
was lost forever

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and her adventures
were coming to an end.

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That doesn't feel right.

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Yeah, but that's it.

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That's the end.

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Well, John,

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here I go.

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Dulcius ex asperis.

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-[Beth]
Okay, honey, it's showtime.
-Are you sure about this?

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Because I have a wedgie
in the back and in the front
in this thing.

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I feel like
a nerdy figure skater.

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Sexy. Stunner.
I'm all about it.No, it's not. It's not.

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-How do I move in this?
-Don't touch it.

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I'm not touching it.
I'm holding it out.Stop it. Will you stop?

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Get it out now
'cause you can't do that
onstage.

70
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And we're done.
And we're done. Okay, good.

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Do I need to be wearing
a glitter onesie?

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You only have to wear this
for two hours.

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Do not mess this up,
do you hear me?
This is on loan.

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Everyone's wearing
sequins right now.

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[camera shutter clicking]

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Why is she taking my photo?This is Allison.

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She is our new
social media manager.

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And she's gonna be helping us
target that younger demographic.

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Meaning women in their 30s
who wish they were in their 20s.

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Hey, what's up?

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Um, I took over your socials,
so this morning you tweeted,

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"Where are my ladies at?
Meet me at Ballroom G
at 5:00 p.m.

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#ShawnMendes.

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#GaggingToMeetYouAll."

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Okay, we are having fun.
Let's go.

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[elevator dings]We need to remind people
that you are still alive.

87
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People know I'm alive.

88
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And to remind them
why this used to be

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the best selling franchise.In Romance.

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Yes, which is the top
revenue-generating
literary category.

91
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Revenue-generating
isn't how I would describe
our presales right now.

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Just think of this as a way
that uses word of mouth.

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Oh, you want word of mouth?
Here we go. How's this?

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"The only thing
more lost than the city
is the author herself."

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"Loveless."
"Passionless."

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Uh, "Way past her prime."
And, oh, "This is fake history
at its worst."

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A book tour could
change everything, okay?

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We have to remind the fans
why they love you so much.

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Real history.
I merely season it
with a smidge more nudity.

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History had
a ton of nudity.

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[narrator on PA]
Deep exploration.

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Steamy wondering.

103
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Will Lovemore and Dash find
Queen Taha's priceless
Crown of Fire?

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Join them on their search.

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So, listen, I wanted to
talk to you about something.

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[whispers]
There's so many people.

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I know how much you hate
doing these things,

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so I've invited Alan
to do the Q and A
with you today.

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-What?
-And the rest of the book tour.

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Beth, I expressly asked
not to do any more events
with Dash-- Alan, Alan!

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-He's gonna humiliate me.
-He's not gonna humiliate you.

112
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Thank you.
You're very good at your job.
Thank you so much. Thank you.

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Let me help you with that.

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He is-- He's
a body wash commercial.

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He's always glistening
all over the place.

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There hasn't been an event
where his shirt
didn't come flying off.

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You wish.[Beth]
Well, he's already here,

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so put on your big-girl panties
and let's get out there.

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Remember,
no grumpy face, big words
or boring academic talk.

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[audience cheering][laughs]
Yes! Yes!

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Come on, RTP!

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Ha-ha!

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Yes, my Lovemore-heads!

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I am so excited
to introduce to you

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the award-winning author,
Loretta Sage!

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Beth, I can't do this.
I'm not ready.Are you kidding me?

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Listen, I've got your back.
You got this.

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Go give the people
what they want.

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It's not me they want.Get out there now!

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[audience cheering, applauding]

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Hi. How are you?
Nice to see you. Thank you.

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Yep. Mount it.

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[chair creaking]

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Mount it. Mount it.
Okay.

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Find your center.

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And now, the moment
you've all been waiting for.

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The sexiest...[audience member]
All right!

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...most influential hero
of a generation.

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That's a bit strong.

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His 20th cover
of an Angela Lovemore novel.

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Dash McMahon!

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[audience cheering]["The Final Countdown" plays]

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[audience member]
Oh, my God! Dash!

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[cheering intensifies]

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Take a bow.I already did mine.
I did mine.

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Okay, come on.
One more. I got you.

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[cheering]

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[applause]

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[chair creaking]

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Did you guys rehearse that?
Oh, my God.

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I'm loving this chemistry
between you two,
and I got to say,

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I love this book.

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Oh, thank you, Ray.Thank--

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Spoiler alert.

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A really bold choice

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to not have them go
into the tomb at the end.

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Talk about
what went into this one.

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I mean, this one's
such a special book
for me personally.

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I-- I don't know how to say
how much it means to me

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that Loretta,
word writer extraordinaire,

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has, you know,
named the book after me.

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The Lost City of Dash.

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The Lost City of D.

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Um, but that's not what
the D stands for.

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It's D for "dick," right?No dick, no.

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It's based on the name
of an ancient tribe,
Dapocagihou-dysphem-ica.

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And, um, it was too difficult
for the European colonizers
to pronounce,

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00:09:01,307 --> 00:09:04,587
so, in true colonial fashion
they abbreviated it.No one cares about this.

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00:09:04,690 --> 00:09:06,416
That's so interesting.
Okay.

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00:09:06,519 --> 00:09:08,832
How about we
take some questions
from the audience?

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[audience member]
Right here, handsome!Yes.

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00:09:10,834 --> 00:09:14,976
Dash, what's your favorite
romantic moment?[audience] Ooh.

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What I would really like
to know is what is Loretta's
favorite romantic moment?

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[host] Ooh, spicy.

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Oh, uh...

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-Well, being a sapiosexual--
-[audience murmurs]

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Oh, is that when
they do the snakes
around the...

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No. That's someone
who finds, uh, intellect

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or intelligence,
uh, very sexy, you know.

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Same.

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Really?

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Dash! Rip off your shirt![audience cheers]

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No, no, no.
We're not gonna do that today.
We're here for Loretta's book.

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[host] Do we have questions
for Loretta?

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00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:53,497
Uh, yes,
studious-looking young lady?
What would you like to ask me?

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Can you rip off Dash's shirt?

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[cheering]

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No, no. We're not gonna
do this again. Sorry.

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[audience chanting]
Rip it off! Rip it off!

190
00:10:02,748 --> 00:10:05,061
Rip it off! Rip it off!
Rip it off!

191
00:10:05,164 --> 00:10:08,892
Of course. Of course, yes.
Can do.

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00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:11,136
Is this happening?

193
00:10:11,239 --> 00:10:12,965
You don't have to do this.Oh, we have to.

194
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We have to give the people
what they want. Yes, yes.

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00:10:15,243 --> 00:10:17,970
We have to give the people
what they want, yes.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
enjoy.

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Because The Lost City of D
is Dash's final adventure.

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If there even
is a next book,

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it will open with Lovemore
receiving the tragic news

200
00:10:31,570 --> 00:10:33,917
of his untimely death.

201
00:10:34,021 --> 00:10:35,401
What?

202
00:10:35,505 --> 00:10:36,955
Shit. I'm sorry.
My smartwatch is stuck.Ow. Hold on.

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00:10:37,058 --> 00:10:38,128
I know. Don't pull it.

204
00:10:38,232 --> 00:10:39,751
It's okay. Just be real still.

205
00:10:39,854 --> 00:10:41,269
No. That's pulling it.You're pulling it.

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00:10:41,373 --> 00:10:43,962
You're gonna rip my wig off.
No, you can't--

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[audience exclaims]

208
00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:49,346
Oh, my!

209
00:10:49,450 --> 00:10:50,865
Oh, my God.Is he okay?

210
00:10:50,969 --> 00:10:52,591
God, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.

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00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:55,352
-I'm so sorry.
-[audience member]
You're a bad person.

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00:10:55,456 --> 00:10:59,702
Stick around
for the costume contest
at 6:00 p.m.

213
00:11:00,564 --> 00:11:02,808
"If there is another book"?

214
00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:07,813
I'm investing
everything we've got
into this tour, okay?

215
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:11,368
I just don't think I have
another Dash and Lovemore
adventure in me.

216
00:11:11,472 --> 00:11:12,853
How does Dash die?

217
00:11:12,956 --> 00:11:15,096
Was it the snakes?No.

218
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,547
Okay, so I have something
that I have to take care of.

219
00:11:17,650 --> 00:11:20,101
You guys have an interview
in the next suite
in ten minutes.

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00:11:20,205 --> 00:11:22,621
So can you please do me a favor
and be grown-ups

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00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,243
and get yourselves there
on your own?

222
00:11:24,347 --> 00:11:25,555
Okay. Thank you so much.

223
00:11:26,349 --> 00:11:28,420
Does he die from
a staph infection?

224
00:11:30,387 --> 00:11:32,458
It is a staph infection.
I knew it.

225
00:11:33,632 --> 00:11:35,013
I-I-- All right.

226
00:11:35,116 --> 00:11:38,188
Look, I get it
if you need a break
or something,

227
00:11:38,292 --> 00:11:40,294
but you can't
just kill me, okay?Okay.

228
00:11:40,397 --> 00:11:44,781
I hate that I have to
ask this, but you do know
you're not Dash, right?

229
00:11:44,885 --> 00:11:47,059
Dash is a character
I made up.

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00:11:47,163 --> 00:11:48,405
Dash?

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00:11:51,236 --> 00:11:52,478
[camera shutter clicks]Thanks.

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00:11:52,582 --> 00:11:53,790
Thank you.

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00:11:56,275 --> 00:11:58,553
Loretta, it's this way.No, I think it's this way.

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00:11:58,657 --> 00:12:01,004
Can't you see that Dash
means so much to people?

235
00:12:01,108 --> 00:12:02,972
Means so much to you.Not to me.

236
00:12:03,075 --> 00:12:04,732
Well, yeah, to me,
but to other people too.

237
00:12:04,836 --> 00:12:07,804
What about Beth?You know what?
Beth is gonna be fine.

238
00:12:07,908 --> 00:12:11,739
She's gonna find plenty
fresh, young writers
full of great ideas.

239
00:12:11,843 --> 00:12:13,845
You can transition gracefully

240
00:12:13,948 --> 00:12:16,295
into the shirt-on phase
of your modeling career,

241
00:12:16,399 --> 00:12:17,745
and I can be left alone.

242
00:12:17,849 --> 00:12:19,574
Everybody is happy.

243
00:12:19,678 --> 00:12:21,473
No, it's this way.

244
00:12:21,576 --> 00:12:23,406
Beth says you don't even
leave the house anymore.

245
00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:25,546
I don't feel like
that's very happy.

246
00:12:25,649 --> 00:12:28,549
You should be going out in
the world, filling yourself up
on new experiences.

247
00:12:28,652 --> 00:12:30,896
I'm already filled up.
I'm full. I'm fully satiated.

248
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,348
Why would you want
to be stuck at home alone
when you could see the world?

249
00:12:34,451 --> 00:12:35,970
You could be visiting
ancient Greece.

250
00:12:36,074 --> 00:12:38,973
Okay. How could I visit
ancient Greece?

251
00:12:39,077 --> 00:12:41,113
I get it. Because
you're afraid of flying.

252
00:12:41,217 --> 00:12:44,634
No. Because ancient Greece
is in the past.

253
00:12:44,737 --> 00:12:46,291
Just like Dash.

254
00:12:46,394 --> 00:12:49,604
Okay. You want to know who else
is stuck in the past? You are.

255
00:12:49,708 --> 00:12:52,469
You're so afraid
of life hurting you again
that you've stopped living.

256
00:12:52,573 --> 00:12:54,886
You're like a human mummy.

257
00:12:56,370 --> 00:12:58,406
I didn't, um...

258
00:12:59,683 --> 00:13:00,857
Oh.

259
00:13:00,961 --> 00:13:03,101
Mummies are human.

260
00:13:12,386 --> 00:13:14,353
Stupid-- Oh, crap.

261
00:13:15,423 --> 00:13:17,391
I'm so sorry.
I-I will clean this up.

262
00:13:17,494 --> 00:13:19,980
I am not a litterer,
I-I assure you that.

263
00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:23,569
Do you, um--
Do you think you could, uh,
call a car for me, please?

264
00:13:23,673 --> 00:13:25,192
Thank you. Thank you.

265
00:13:27,953 --> 00:13:29,127
Bring the car around.

266
00:13:29,230 --> 00:13:30,680
God, is that
someone's retainer?

267
00:13:30,783 --> 00:13:33,131
I've never said the right thing
one time around her.

268
00:13:33,234 --> 00:13:35,167
I get nervous
because she opens her mouth,

269
00:13:35,271 --> 00:13:39,723
and just an encyclopedia
of beautifulness comes out,
and I just never say--

270
00:13:39,827 --> 00:13:41,139
You know
she's trying to kill me?

271
00:13:41,242 --> 00:13:43,417
I just need
those tomatoes.

272
00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:45,868
You're right.
No, you're right.

273
00:13:45,971 --> 00:13:47,455
I should apologize.
Thank you, man.

274
00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:49,802
I appreciate that
very, very much.You're welcome.

275
00:13:59,951 --> 00:14:02,229
Uh, Loretta Sage. Yeah.

276
00:14:07,441 --> 00:14:08,545
Uh--

277
00:14:09,857 --> 00:14:11,065
Hiya.

278
00:14:11,169 --> 00:14:12,653
Uh, I did not order
an UberPool.

279
00:14:12,756 --> 00:14:15,725
Someone wants to meet you.
We'll have you right back.

280
00:14:15,828 --> 00:14:17,002
Um...

281
00:14:20,488 --> 00:14:21,765
Loretta!

282
00:14:21,869 --> 00:14:23,388
Loretta! Loretta?

283
00:14:26,287 --> 00:14:28,151
[Uber driver] Uh, Loretta?

284
00:14:28,255 --> 00:14:30,843
Did you say "Loretta"?Yeah.

285
00:14:30,947 --> 00:14:32,155
Follow that SUV, man.No.

286
00:14:32,259 --> 00:14:34,019
Come on, please!No, no, no.

287
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:37,195
I'm not helping
any more handsome strangers.
Fool me once. Mm-mmm.

288
00:14:37,298 --> 00:14:40,612
[bell dings]What is this, Taken?
Am I "tooken"?

289
00:14:40,715 --> 00:14:42,131
Am I sold already?

290
00:14:42,234 --> 00:14:45,237
Am I-- [blows air]
Am I sold to him?

291
00:14:45,341 --> 00:14:49,000
[Loretta] Ow. Stop.Oh, no. Did this feel creepy?

292
00:14:49,103 --> 00:14:51,726
I said
don't make it creepy, guys.

293
00:14:51,830 --> 00:14:53,659
I'm so sorry
about the setting.

294
00:14:53,763 --> 00:14:56,352
I just flew in.
I was in a real panic
to meet you.

295
00:14:56,455 --> 00:14:58,526
I didn't have time
to dress the place up much.

296
00:14:58,630 --> 00:15:01,426
I read you love cheese,
so I just got them all.

297
00:15:01,529 --> 00:15:05,602
Are you the one
who's been emailing me
for photos of my feet?

298
00:15:05,706 --> 00:15:07,570
No. Um--

299
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:11,988
And I promise
what I'm about to show you
is gonna make you very happy.

300
00:15:12,747 --> 00:15:13,956
But first, a little bit

301
00:15:14,059 --> 00:15:17,269
about the mysterious rogue
you see before you.

302
00:15:17,373 --> 00:15:19,651
Uh, my name
is Abigail Fairfax.

303
00:15:19,754 --> 00:15:22,688
Abigail?It's a gender-neutral name,
like Leslie or Beverly.

304
00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:26,485
Yes, but you're Abigail Fairfax
of the media-mogul Fairfaxes?

305
00:15:27,417 --> 00:15:30,627
Didn't you just
take over your company or...

306
00:15:30,731 --> 00:15:34,666
No, that was my brother,
actually. That was Leslie.
We're all very proud.

307
00:15:34,769 --> 00:15:37,876
Ah. Yes, I should say so,
at such a young age to--

308
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,912
Some might even say
too young.

309
00:15:40,016 --> 00:15:42,743
But that world
never really interested me.

310
00:15:42,846 --> 00:15:45,435
My passions, as you may know,

311
00:15:45,539 --> 00:15:48,645
lie in the hidden things
in the world,

312
00:15:48,749 --> 00:15:51,372
things which defy possession.

313
00:15:51,476 --> 00:15:54,513
Um, some might call me
a collector.

314
00:15:54,617 --> 00:15:58,310
But there is one obsession
in particular

315
00:15:58,414 --> 00:16:00,519
that has held me captive.

316
00:16:01,693 --> 00:16:03,177
The Crown of Fire

317
00:16:03,281 --> 00:16:05,662
and its cascading
red diamonds.

318
00:16:05,766 --> 00:16:09,425
Is this a... Is this
a hidden-camera thing?

319
00:16:09,528 --> 00:16:13,118
So imagine my surprise
when, in your new book,

320
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:16,501
amidst the pages
of coital reverie,

321
00:16:16,604 --> 00:16:17,433
was something...

322
00:16:17,536 --> 00:16:19,607
Oh, God....quite magnificent.

323
00:16:19,711 --> 00:16:21,368
[laughing]

324
00:16:21,471 --> 00:16:24,026
I get it. I get it.
I so get it right now.

325
00:16:24,129 --> 00:16:25,441
Oh, my gosh.

326
00:16:25,544 --> 00:16:27,719
I literally thought
you guys kidnapped me.

327
00:16:27,822 --> 00:16:30,308
I mean,
this is marketing, right?
Beth set this up?

328
00:16:30,411 --> 00:16:33,311
This was so good, you guys.
This was amazing.

329
00:16:33,414 --> 00:16:36,659
You, with your gun
and your mustache

330
00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:39,731
and your,
"You'd better get in there"
and you know...

331
00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:40,835
[laughs]

332
00:16:40,939 --> 00:16:42,458
Oh, my God.

333
00:16:42,561 --> 00:16:46,324
You, with the G.I. Joe
tone-on-tone outfit.
[laughs]

334
00:16:46,427 --> 00:16:51,432
Your fictional archaeologist
was making real translations
of a dead language.

335
00:16:51,536 --> 00:16:54,435
Mm-hmm.Something nobody else
has been able to do.

336
00:16:54,539 --> 00:16:56,955
Well, nobody else
had ever tried.

337
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,888
Is that right?
Am I saying the right thing?

338
00:16:58,991 --> 00:17:00,648
Except you, right?

339
00:17:00,752 --> 00:17:02,719
Except me!

340
00:17:02,823 --> 00:17:04,549
Yes. See, it turns out

341
00:17:04,652 --> 00:17:07,966
Loretta Sage
was once a young college girl
doing her dissertation

342
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:10,934
on the dead language of the D
with her future husband,

343
00:17:11,038 --> 00:17:14,145
dreaming
of finding Kalaman's tomb
and the Crown of Fire.

344
00:17:14,248 --> 00:17:17,355
I was sorry to read
you gave up your search
after he died.

345
00:17:17,458 --> 00:17:19,081
But what that means is,

346
00:17:20,358 --> 00:17:22,256
you're all I have left.

347
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:25,535
All-All you have left
for... what?

348
00:17:25,639 --> 00:17:26,674
Hmm.

349
00:17:28,469 --> 00:17:29,712
Oh.

350
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:31,196
Here we go.

351
00:17:39,515 --> 00:17:40,550
[lid creaks]

352
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,039
What is this?

353
00:17:47,143 --> 00:17:50,836
I believe it is describing
the exact location
of Kalaman's tomb,

354
00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:54,392
in which Taha
and her priceless headdress
are buried.

355
00:17:54,495 --> 00:17:56,635
Well, if this were authentic,

356
00:17:56,739 --> 00:18:02,089
you would still have to
uncover an entire city

357
00:18:02,193 --> 00:18:05,230
that nobody
has been able to find.

358
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,990
I found it.

359
00:18:07,094 --> 00:18:10,235
On a tiny, forgotten island
in the Atlantic
called Isla Hundida.

360
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:13,894
What I have not been
able to find is Kalaman's
final resting place.

361
00:18:13,997 --> 00:18:18,278
This piece of parchment
is the only clue we found
among the ruins.

362
00:18:18,381 --> 00:18:21,522
I need someone
who can decipher these symbols.

363
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:23,697
I need you.

364
00:18:24,836 --> 00:18:26,286
Well...Miss Sage,

365
00:18:26,389 --> 00:18:29,772
surely this isn't how
you want your story to end.

366
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,464
We both had our dreams crushed
by bad luck,

367
00:18:32,568 --> 00:18:34,811
or in my case,
an arse-kissing little brother,

368
00:18:34,915 --> 00:18:38,021
but this is our chance
to show them all.

369
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:39,713
Come with me...
to the island.

370
00:18:39,816 --> 00:18:44,959
Translate these symbols
and help me find
the Crown of Fire.

371
00:18:45,063 --> 00:18:47,686
You can name your price.

372
00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:53,140
I must respectfully decline.

373
00:18:55,832 --> 00:18:57,282
[lid creaks closed]

374
00:18:58,007 --> 00:18:59,215
Well...

375
00:19:00,837 --> 00:19:02,805
I can't say
I'm not disappointed.

376
00:19:03,702 --> 00:19:06,188
But I understand
how you feel.

377
00:19:09,536 --> 00:19:11,296
Will you at least let us
give you a ride?

378
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:15,680
Oh, no, thank you.
I'll call for my own car,
and I'll just...

379
00:19:16,819 --> 00:19:18,959
[mechanical whirring]

380
00:19:19,062 --> 00:19:21,341
[aircraft blades whirring]

381
00:19:37,253 --> 00:19:41,015
[Beth] I don't feel like
you're listening to me.
This is urgent, and we--

382
00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:44,053
Okay, so the police are saying
that they put out an APB...

383
00:19:44,156 --> 00:19:45,813
APB....on an SUV,

384
00:19:45,917 --> 00:19:48,160
and there's
this 24-hour rule...Why is there a rule?

385
00:19:48,264 --> 00:19:50,680
...and they won't
do anything until...What about the FBI or the CIA?

386
00:19:50,784 --> 00:19:52,751
-They said to call the police.
-I'm sure Loretta's fine.

387
00:19:52,855 --> 00:19:55,444
When I was in college,
my friend Nicki went missing.

388
00:19:55,547 --> 00:19:57,169
Everyone was, like,
freaking out.

389
00:19:57,273 --> 00:19:59,620
But then she was just
in her car.

390
00:19:59,724 --> 00:20:02,899
She was dead, but we found her.
She wasn't gone.

391
00:20:03,003 --> 00:20:07,352
Um, what about...
Maybe we could get a PI

392
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,975
or, like, you know,
private security or--

393
00:20:10,079 --> 00:20:11,977
What about an extraction team,
like the movie?

394
00:20:12,081 --> 00:20:14,566
Yes! But who does that?
The ex-military, right?

395
00:20:14,670 --> 00:20:17,259
Oh, yeah. I think
I actually have somebody
that could help us.

396
00:20:17,362 --> 00:20:20,331
-Oh.
-I did this meditation retreat,

397
00:20:20,434 --> 00:20:22,505
and there was this
trainer guy there.

398
00:20:22,609 --> 00:20:24,127
You should
see this guy meditate.

399
00:20:24,231 --> 00:20:25,646
But he's ex-Navy SEAL.

400
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:29,547
He-- He's a special ops trainer.
What was his name?

401
00:20:30,237 --> 00:20:31,376
Yeah. Jack Trainer.

402
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,102
So he's a trainer
named Jack Trainer?

403
00:20:33,205 --> 00:20:35,380
That's how I have
everybody in my phone.
See, "Janice Mom."

404
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:36,933
"Larry Doorknob."
"Stacy Butt Stuff."

405
00:20:37,037 --> 00:20:39,729
Look, this is
what this guy does.
He finds people.

406
00:20:39,833 --> 00:20:42,111
If there's anybody
that can help us, it's him.

407
00:20:42,214 --> 00:20:43,595
[line ringing]

408
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,945
[ringing continues]

409
00:20:49,049 --> 00:20:51,569
[on phone] Jack Trainer.Oh, so his name
is actually Jack Trainer.

410
00:20:51,672 --> 00:20:55,573
Hi, uh, this is Alan
from "Touching Your Inner Self."

411
00:20:57,057 --> 00:20:58,886
The meditation retreat?

412
00:20:58,990 --> 00:21:00,509
[chewing sounds]

413
00:21:00,612 --> 00:21:03,684
Anyway, uh, okay.
Our friend Loretta
has been kidnapped,

414
00:21:03,788 --> 00:21:05,237
and no one's helping us.

415
00:21:05,341 --> 00:21:06,825
[Jack]
How long she been missing?

416
00:21:06,929 --> 00:21:08,171
Maybe two hours now.

417
00:21:08,275 --> 00:21:09,587
Who is that?

418
00:21:09,690 --> 00:21:13,729
Um, this is B--
This is Beth. I'm Beth.

419
00:21:13,832 --> 00:21:16,248
And Allison
is on too, sir.

420
00:21:16,352 --> 00:21:18,561
Did she have any
Wi-Fi-enabled devices?

421
00:21:18,665 --> 00:21:21,564
-She's got her phone, right?
-No, I have her phone.

422
00:21:21,668 --> 00:21:24,291
Oh! She has a smartwatch.
It ripped my wig off.

423
00:21:24,395 --> 00:21:27,329
What was that scenario?
Never mind. Open the phone.

424
00:21:27,432 --> 00:21:28,985
Go to the smartwatch app.All right.

425
00:21:29,089 --> 00:21:31,402
Then hit "Find My Smartwatch."

426
00:21:31,505 --> 00:21:34,439
Oh, my... That is so good.
That's why we called.

427
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,993
"Anticipate the difficult
by managing the easy."

428
00:21:37,097 --> 00:21:40,790
Is that Oprah or Deepak? Laozi fromTao-te Ching.

429
00:21:40,894 --> 00:21:42,102
Oh, my God.

430
00:21:42,205 --> 00:21:43,897
It's in the Atlantic.

431
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,348
She's on a plane?[Alan]
How can you tell that?

432
00:21:46,451 --> 00:21:48,626
'Cause she can't swim
that fast.

433
00:21:48,729 --> 00:21:50,179
[Jack]
Doesn't sound like
a ransom scenario.

434
00:21:50,282 --> 00:21:52,906
My guess is blood sport,
Hunger Games type situation.

435
00:21:53,009 --> 00:21:55,840
Possibly some coke-fueled
dark web scavenger hunt.

436
00:21:55,943 --> 00:21:57,980
Real clown shit.
We'll have to move fast.

437
00:21:58,083 --> 00:22:01,017
-How do we pay you?
-Cryptocurrency. Cash App.

438
00:22:01,121 --> 00:22:04,607
I'll have her back
within 48 hours
or your next rescue is free.

439
00:22:04,711 --> 00:22:06,195
How many people
need a next rescue?

440
00:22:06,298 --> 00:22:07,817
More than you'd think.

441
00:22:07,921 --> 00:22:09,750
-I'm gonna need that phone.
-I'll bring it to you.

442
00:22:09,854 --> 00:22:12,615
Let me know where she lands.
I'll meet you there, Alan.

443
00:22:12,719 --> 00:22:15,860
[aircraft jets whirring]

444
00:22:27,423 --> 00:22:28,666
Hello.

445
00:22:33,256 --> 00:22:34,396
Where am I?

446
00:22:34,499 --> 00:22:36,501
Um, you're on my plane.

447
00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:37,813
It's nice, isn't it? Hmm?

448
00:22:37,916 --> 00:22:39,746
The seats are made of
mama llama leather.

449
00:22:39,849 --> 00:22:42,956
Well, I'm getting off
your plane.

450
00:22:43,059 --> 00:22:44,440
Unchain me!

451
00:22:44,544 --> 00:22:46,097
That's your seat belt.

452
00:22:46,684 --> 00:22:48,548
Did you chloroform me?

453
00:22:48,651 --> 00:22:50,860
People actually do that?

454
00:22:50,964 --> 00:22:53,138
[grunts, groans]

455
00:22:53,242 --> 00:22:55,900
Well, you know,
it's a classic for a reason.

456
00:22:56,590 --> 00:22:57,833
My body feels drunk.

457
00:22:57,936 --> 00:22:59,835
It'll wear off in a bit.
I am sorry.

458
00:22:59,938 --> 00:23:02,354
I just couldn't wait around
for you to change your mind.

459
00:23:02,458 --> 00:23:04,909
Stop playing jelly.Time is not on our side.

460
00:23:05,012 --> 00:23:07,739
You see, the volcano
we're excavating around

461
00:23:07,843 --> 00:23:09,810
has developed
a bad case of indigestion.

462
00:23:09,914 --> 00:23:11,778
I'm rather worried
that when it blows,[grunts]

463
00:23:11,881 --> 00:23:13,952
everything that's left
of the Lost City
will be destroyed.

464
00:23:14,056 --> 00:23:15,954
Oh, my God.
My legs don't work.

465
00:23:16,058 --> 00:23:21,477
So, this is our last chance
to find both the tomb
and the crown.

466
00:23:21,581 --> 00:23:23,617
Oh, God. [groaning][Fairfax] Oh!

467
00:23:23,721 --> 00:23:25,999
Don't worry.
That's just our final descent.

468
00:23:26,102 --> 00:23:32,108
But it is the beginning
of the greatest adventure
of your life.

469
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:31,789
[engine switches off,
door opens]

470
00:24:32,410 --> 00:24:33,618
[door closes]

471
00:24:37,139 --> 00:24:39,106
[chattering in Spanish]

472
00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:42,800
Welcome to the Lost City.

473
00:24:52,430 --> 00:24:53,845
How did you find it?

474
00:24:53,949 --> 00:24:56,089
So, the city was built
on a lava dome.

475
00:24:56,192 --> 00:24:58,885
As the volcano became active,
the dome filled with lava,

476
00:24:58,988 --> 00:25:01,612
and sunken things
rose to the surface.

477
00:25:01,715 --> 00:25:03,614
The D exposed itself.

478
00:25:03,717 --> 00:25:06,755
-The entire city?
-No, no. Just the tip.

479
00:25:06,858 --> 00:25:10,068
As soon as I heard rumors
of the ruins, I flew over
and bought the place.

480
00:25:10,172 --> 00:25:13,451
The site?No. The island.
The southern half.

481
00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:15,902
I got a good deal
'cause this is where
the lava flows.

482
00:25:16,005 --> 00:25:18,249
We've been excavating
for a year now.

483
00:25:19,319 --> 00:25:21,873
One doesn't kidnap
a romance novelist
on day one.

484
00:25:21,977 --> 00:25:24,013
Ah, yes, as the saying goes.

485
00:25:24,117 --> 00:25:27,120
Rafi doesn't like it.
Do you, Rafi?

486
00:25:27,223 --> 00:25:30,399
He says
we're disrespecting
his heritage.

487
00:25:30,502 --> 00:25:33,747
But not a lot of other
job options on the island,
are there, Rafi?

488
00:25:33,851 --> 00:25:35,922
Beggars can't be choosers.

489
00:25:45,759 --> 00:25:47,589
No more charcuterie,
I take it.

490
00:25:47,692 --> 00:25:49,798
Mmm. Please.
I'm not a monster.

491
00:25:49,901 --> 00:25:51,731
Whatever you need, just shout.

492
00:25:53,249 --> 00:25:58,116
Uh, leave one hand free.
She has some translating to do.

493
00:25:59,324 --> 00:26:00,567
And then what?

494
00:26:00,671 --> 00:26:03,190
Loretta, I really wish
you would try and see

495
00:26:03,294 --> 00:26:05,434
what an exciting opportunity
this is for us.

496
00:26:05,537 --> 00:26:09,438
I believe this text describes
the exact location of the tomb.

497
00:26:09,541 --> 00:26:12,061
It's a logographic system.

498
00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:15,409
Like cuneiform or hieroglyphics.

499
00:26:15,513 --> 00:26:19,310
Now, if you have other documents
that possibly I can compare--

500
00:26:19,413 --> 00:26:20,691
Yeah, no luck there.

501
00:26:20,794 --> 00:26:23,590
We found some scratching
at a nearby waterfall,

502
00:26:23,694 --> 00:26:24,591
but it was useless.

503
00:26:24,695 --> 00:26:26,248
Just pictures of women.

504
00:26:26,351 --> 00:26:30,942
Look, I, too, wish
your dear old dead
archaeologist husband

505
00:26:31,046 --> 00:26:33,773
was here to help,
but he's not, so,

506
00:26:33,876 --> 00:26:36,983
time to shine, Loretta,
sex-book writer.

507
00:26:38,398 --> 00:26:40,124
They will come for me.

508
00:26:40,711 --> 00:26:42,436
Who, exactly?

509
00:26:42,540 --> 00:26:44,266
Your-- Your many cats?

510
00:26:44,369 --> 00:26:46,164
Oh, I don't have cats.

511
00:26:46,751 --> 00:26:48,580
Somehow even more sad.

512
00:26:48,684 --> 00:26:51,653
I have a hamster, asshole!

513
00:26:51,756 --> 00:26:53,413
You have a hamster's asshole?

514
00:26:53,516 --> 00:26:57,279
No, there was a--
there was a comma between--
Forget it.

515
00:26:57,382 --> 00:27:00,800
I bet your brother never had
to kidnap anyone!

516
00:27:15,746 --> 00:27:19,853
[announcer on intercom
speaking Spanish]

517
00:27:32,521 --> 00:27:35,800
♪ From the dusty mesa♪

518
00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:40,218
♪ Her looming shadow grows♪

519
00:27:40,322 --> 00:27:43,705
♪ Hidden in the branches♪

520
00:27:43,808 --> 00:27:47,881
♪ Of the poison creosote♪

521
00:27:51,540 --> 00:27:53,128
Good to see you, man.

522
00:27:53,231 --> 00:27:54,854
Phone.Right.

523
00:28:06,728 --> 00:28:07,970
What?

524
00:28:08,074 --> 00:28:10,662
Yeah, I was thinking
that I could, you know,

525
00:28:10,766 --> 00:28:12,354
maybe just sort of
come with you.

526
00:28:12,457 --> 00:28:14,218
Why?To help.

527
00:28:14,321 --> 00:28:18,463
I know CPR.
I know some light karate.
CrossFit certified.

528
00:28:18,567 --> 00:28:20,086
Okay, okay, listen, listen!

529
00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:22,640
I just-- It's my fault.

530
00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:24,849
Not the kidnapping
and stuff,

531
00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:28,025
but, like, I said
some really mean stuff to her,
and I regret it,

532
00:28:28,128 --> 00:28:29,751
and I just need
to take it back.

533
00:28:29,854 --> 00:28:31,235
I called her a human mummy.

534
00:28:32,581 --> 00:28:33,996
Mummies are human.

535
00:28:34,652 --> 00:28:37,068
I'm aware of that now, yes.

536
00:28:37,172 --> 00:28:40,209
That is true.[breathes deeply]

537
00:28:40,313 --> 00:28:41,314
Please.

538
00:28:42,591 --> 00:28:45,283
All right, Alan,
I can't be responsible
for you.

539
00:28:46,250 --> 00:28:47,251
Okay. Yeah.

540
00:28:47,354 --> 00:28:50,323
I need you
to stay in the car.Yeah.

541
00:28:50,426 --> 00:28:52,532
In the car.In the car.

542
00:28:52,635 --> 00:28:55,086
The whole time.The whole time?

543
00:28:55,190 --> 00:28:56,432
Whole time.

544
00:28:56,536 --> 00:28:57,779
Mm-hmm.

545
00:28:59,539 --> 00:29:00,816
Yes!

546
00:29:06,684 --> 00:29:07,650
[lock chirps]

547
00:29:07,754 --> 00:29:09,100
This is me.

548
00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:12,276
Really? Is this what
the SEAL teams use?

549
00:29:12,379 --> 00:29:15,037
"Only a fool chooses a horse
by its color."

550
00:29:15,141 --> 00:29:17,937
Right, right.
The Tao-te Ching?

551
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:21,181
No, it was on the sign
back there at the rental place.

552
00:29:22,458 --> 00:29:24,909
[car engine starts, revs]

553
00:29:29,707 --> 00:29:30,915
Thank you.

554
00:29:35,471 --> 00:29:41,305
♪ I once had a life
Or rather, life had me♪

555
00:29:41,408 --> 00:29:44,411
♪ I was one among many♪

556
00:29:44,515 --> 00:29:47,967
♪ Or at least I seemed to be♪

557
00:29:48,070 --> 00:29:54,905
♪ Well, I read an old quotation
In a book just yesterday♪

558
00:29:55,008 --> 00:29:57,942
♪ Said
"Gonna reap just what you sow♪

559
00:29:58,046 --> 00:30:01,256
♪ The debts you make
You have to pay"♪

560
00:30:01,359 --> 00:30:03,085
♪ Can you get to that?♪

561
00:30:03,741 --> 00:30:05,191
What? What?

562
00:30:07,434 --> 00:30:09,436
I was hoping to invite you
to breakfast,

563
00:30:09,540 --> 00:30:12,198
but it looks like
you still have work to do.

564
00:30:13,164 --> 00:30:14,925
Uh, wait, wait, wait.

565
00:30:15,028 --> 00:30:16,547
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

566
00:30:16,650 --> 00:30:18,652
I believe this says

567
00:30:18,756 --> 00:30:20,758
"rest" or "resting."

568
00:30:20,862 --> 00:30:23,761
So it would be,
"Kalaman and his treasure..."

569
00:30:23,865 --> 00:30:28,352
And then
there are some missing pieces,
and then "rest," "resting,"

570
00:30:28,455 --> 00:30:31,873
and something about
"tears," so...

571
00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:34,668
Resting where?

572
00:30:34,772 --> 00:30:35,980
Hmm? Oh!

573
00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:38,845
Didn't say.
It doesn't say.

574
00:30:38,949 --> 00:30:40,088
[Loretta stammers]

575
00:30:40,191 --> 00:30:43,194
Miss Sage,
I need you to do better.

576
00:30:43,298 --> 00:30:46,749
Then next time
maybe don't kidnap
a romance novelist, hmm?

577
00:30:46,853 --> 00:30:49,062
My God,
this shouldn't be this hard!

578
00:30:49,166 --> 00:30:51,099
It is not some pauper's grave
we're looking for.

579
00:30:51,202 --> 00:30:53,480
It is a monument to a great man!

580
00:30:53,584 --> 00:30:55,517
King Kalaman was ambitious,
he was powerful,

581
00:30:55,620 --> 00:30:58,071
he was the first man
to build a city
in the Atlantic.

582
00:30:58,175 --> 00:31:00,832
The eyes of his subjects
would have turned to him.

583
00:31:00,936 --> 00:31:04,181
He would have had a pyramid,
a ziggurat, a tower

584
00:31:04,284 --> 00:31:06,252
to hold his Crown of Fire.

585
00:31:06,355 --> 00:31:09,255
All I need to know
is where it is.

586
00:31:09,358 --> 00:31:12,603
I don't know if you recall,
but you only said translate it.

587
00:31:12,706 --> 00:31:14,846
I-I translated it.

588
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,228
Translate it again.

589
00:31:22,854 --> 00:31:25,892
One day, we're gonna
laugh about this.
[chuckles]

590
00:31:25,996 --> 00:31:28,136
Such an adventure
we're having.

591
00:31:31,242 --> 00:31:35,591
I should go with you,
just for backup and awesomeness.

592
00:31:36,558 --> 00:31:38,215
This is pretty awesome.

593
00:31:38,318 --> 00:31:40,976
You got nature, the radio.

594
00:31:42,115 --> 00:31:45,739
Yeah, you're right,
but it's very, very important
to me

595
00:31:45,843 --> 00:31:47,707
that she knows
that I came to rescue her.

596
00:31:47,810 --> 00:31:49,502
Why?
Do you like this woman?

597
00:31:50,503 --> 00:31:52,712
No, I just brought snacks
and stuff.

598
00:31:52,815 --> 00:31:54,990
And she gets a little grumpy
when she's hungry.

599
00:31:55,094 --> 00:31:58,511
Blood pressure drops.
And I get that because I'm
a five-meal-a-day kind of guy.

600
00:31:58,614 --> 00:32:01,410
Do you keto, by the way?
You look like you keto.

601
00:32:01,514 --> 00:32:03,205
No.No. Yeah.

602
00:32:03,309 --> 00:32:05,035
[chuckles]
You don't need it.

603
00:32:05,138 --> 00:32:06,622
What is it?

604
00:32:06,726 --> 00:32:10,316
I just want her to think of me
as more than a cover model.

605
00:32:10,419 --> 00:32:14,665
But, Alan,
you are so much more.
You're my lookout.

606
00:32:14,768 --> 00:32:18,117
Okay, can I at least do the part
where I put her in the car

607
00:32:18,220 --> 00:32:21,948
and I just go,
"Shh. You're safe now"?

608
00:32:23,018 --> 00:32:25,020
Sure, champ.
She'll love that.

609
00:32:25,124 --> 00:32:26,988
Oh, you're just going?
Going to start?

610
00:32:27,091 --> 00:32:29,507
You're starting
the mission now? Okay.

611
00:32:38,827 --> 00:32:40,484
[handle rattles]

612
00:32:41,174 --> 00:32:43,625
[birds screeching]

613
00:32:43,728 --> 00:32:45,972
["Red Right Hand" playing]

614
00:32:53,704 --> 00:32:55,913
[grunts] Oh!

615
00:33:02,713 --> 00:33:03,955
[grunts]

616
00:33:04,956 --> 00:33:06,441
Go to sleep.

617
00:33:06,544 --> 00:33:08,201
♪ Take a little walk
To the edge of town♪

618
00:33:08,305 --> 00:33:11,032
♪ And go across the tracks♪

619
00:33:12,378 --> 00:33:16,485
♪ Where the viaduct looms
Like a bird of doom♪

620
00:33:16,589 --> 00:33:20,696
♪ As it shifts and cracks♪

621
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:26,564
♪ Where secrets lie
In the border fires
In the humming wires♪

622
00:33:26,668 --> 00:33:29,809
♪ Hey, man, you know
You're never coming back♪

623
00:33:29,912 --> 00:33:32,122
♪ Past the square
Past the bridge♪

624
00:33:32,225 --> 00:33:35,159
♪ Past the mills
Past the stacks♪

625
00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:36,402
Alan.What?

626
00:33:36,505 --> 00:33:38,266
This is a breach of trust, Alan.

627
00:33:38,369 --> 00:33:39,922
I can help. Let me help.

628
00:33:40,026 --> 00:33:43,202
♪ A tall handsome man
In a dusty black coat♪

629
00:33:43,305 --> 00:33:45,963
Stay close. Stay alive.

630
00:33:50,830 --> 00:33:52,073
Hey.

631
00:33:53,143 --> 00:33:54,385
[grunts]

632
00:33:54,489 --> 00:33:56,905
♪ He'll wrap you in his arms♪

633
00:33:57,008 --> 00:33:58,527
Go to sleep.

634
00:33:58,631 --> 00:34:00,805
♪ Tell you that you've
Been a good boy♪

635
00:34:00,909 --> 00:34:05,016
I got his head.
What do I do with his head?
I'm just gonna set him down.

636
00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:08,019
[shouts, grunts]

637
00:34:11,161 --> 00:34:12,369
[shouts]No.

638
00:34:12,955 --> 00:34:14,129
Hey, hey, no!

639
00:34:14,233 --> 00:34:15,441
No, no, no!

640
00:34:15,544 --> 00:34:16,994
[grunts]

641
00:34:17,098 --> 00:34:19,790
♪ There won't be a single thing
That you can do♪

642
00:34:19,893 --> 00:34:22,896
♪ He's a god, he's a man
He's a ghost, he's a guru♪

643
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,829
Ooh, yeah! Ooh.

644
00:34:24,933 --> 00:34:25,899
Ow.

645
00:34:26,003 --> 00:34:27,556
Teamwork, yeah!

646
00:34:27,660 --> 00:34:30,939
Great effort, Alan, but that man
was already unconscious.

647
00:34:31,042 --> 00:34:32,734
I was already wound up.

648
00:34:33,666 --> 00:34:36,427
Just don't do it
when I'm...

649
00:34:39,499 --> 00:34:40,776
Hi.

650
00:34:43,020 --> 00:34:44,746
-[grunts]
-Oh!

651
00:34:46,023 --> 00:34:47,645
[Alan] On your seven!

652
00:34:48,198 --> 00:34:49,785
[shouts]

653
00:34:52,581 --> 00:34:53,651
Oh!

654
00:34:58,449 --> 00:35:00,382
Trainer, he's not asleep!

655
00:35:00,486 --> 00:35:02,660
Stay-- Stay down. Stay down.

656
00:35:05,318 --> 00:35:07,838
-You're doing great.
-Thanks.

657
00:35:07,941 --> 00:35:09,460
Where you going?

658
00:35:09,564 --> 00:35:12,325
♪ Through the ghettos
And the barrio♪

659
00:35:12,429 --> 00:35:14,948
♪ And the Bowery and the slums♪What?

660
00:35:15,052 --> 00:35:16,329
[grunts]

661
00:35:17,606 --> 00:35:19,090
Loretta Sage?

662
00:35:19,574 --> 00:35:20,368
Yes.

663
00:35:20,471 --> 00:35:22,335
I'm getting you out of here.

664
00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:26,408
Why are you so handsome?My dad was a weatherman.

665
00:35:26,926 --> 00:35:28,169
[grunts]

666
00:35:28,617 --> 00:35:29,446
A-Alan?

667
00:35:29,549 --> 00:35:31,586
Yeah.What are you doing here?

668
00:35:31,689 --> 00:35:34,485
-Uh, irregardless,
I'm here to save you.
-That's not...

669
00:35:34,589 --> 00:35:36,832
-I think he meant "regardless."
-Yes.

670
00:35:38,248 --> 00:35:42,217
Ooh, uh, does she need
saving in there, Trainer?
I think she's fine there.

671
00:35:42,321 --> 00:35:45,496
No, no, leave it.
Don't take their stuff.
They'll come after us.

672
00:35:48,154 --> 00:35:49,707
Alan, why do you
keep doing that?

673
00:35:49,811 --> 00:35:51,778
Why do you keep doing that?
I had that one.

674
00:35:51,882 --> 00:35:54,402
It's just getting mean now.
It's unnecessary.

675
00:35:54,505 --> 00:35:56,266
I'm sorry.
I just wanted to get one in.

676
00:35:56,369 --> 00:35:59,441
-Excuse me. Would it be possible
to remove me from the chair?
-No time.

677
00:35:59,545 --> 00:36:01,961
-No time?
There's been so much chitchat.
-[men shouting]

678
00:36:02,064 --> 00:36:03,376
We should definitely go.

679
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,102
[security shouting]
Let's go! Let's go!

680
00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:08,174
♪ We're running with
The shadows of the night♪

681
00:36:08,278 --> 00:36:12,454
♪ So, baby, take my hand
It'll be all right♪

682
00:36:12,558 --> 00:36:16,562
♪ They'll come true in the end♪

683
00:36:30,955 --> 00:36:32,094
Why are things exploding?

684
00:36:32,198 --> 00:36:33,544
[explosion]

685
00:36:33,648 --> 00:36:35,719
[people shouting in Spanish]

686
00:36:39,757 --> 00:36:40,793
I got--

687
00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:43,658
[lock beeps]Okay.

688
00:36:44,555 --> 00:36:45,832
Shh...

689
00:36:45,936 --> 00:36:47,834
Shh. You're safe now.

690
00:36:47,938 --> 00:36:49,077
You're...

691
00:36:49,180 --> 00:36:51,321
How-- How are you so calm?

692
00:36:51,424 --> 00:36:53,909
That was my--
That was my line.[Jack] Here.

693
00:36:56,049 --> 00:36:57,948
What?Is that Reiki?

694
00:36:58,051 --> 00:37:00,502
Are you healing me?I think so.

695
00:37:00,606 --> 00:37:03,816
-[Loretta] Ah.
-As Laozi says,
"To the mind that is still..."

696
00:37:03,919 --> 00:37:06,819
"...the whole universe
surrenders."[Alan] Hey, yeah, I know some--

697
00:37:06,922 --> 00:37:09,718
I know some, um, quotes
that could be good
for this moment.

698
00:37:09,822 --> 00:37:11,548
In omnia paratus.

699
00:37:12,445 --> 00:37:14,309
"Ready for anything."

700
00:37:14,413 --> 00:37:17,070
Maybe we shouldn't
be just staring lovingly
into each other's eyes

701
00:37:17,174 --> 00:37:20,626
like you're gonna fall in love
like I'm not here.

702
00:37:21,178 --> 00:37:22,144
Who are you?

703
00:37:22,248 --> 00:37:24,975
Just a guy
trying to do his job.

704
00:37:25,078 --> 00:37:27,874
And right now, that job
is to get this lovely lady--

705
00:37:28,703 --> 00:37:30,221
Oh! Oh.

706
00:37:30,325 --> 00:37:32,223
Oh, God. Okay.[Alan groaning]

707
00:37:33,397 --> 00:37:35,606
-[gunshot]
-[Alan] No. What is happening?

708
00:37:36,262 --> 00:37:37,228
[Loretta shouts]

709
00:37:37,332 --> 00:37:38,954
-[gunshot]
-[shouts]

710
00:37:39,058 --> 00:37:41,025
[Alan] Okay. What do we do?

711
00:37:41,129 --> 00:37:43,234
We need to do-- I can't see.

712
00:37:43,338 --> 00:37:44,753
I don't like it! [gags]

713
00:37:44,857 --> 00:37:46,341
Here. Here!

714
00:37:46,445 --> 00:37:48,895
-Why would you throw a gun?
-Seriously?

715
00:37:50,276 --> 00:37:53,106
Get me out of the chair.I can't. We don't have time.

716
00:37:53,210 --> 00:37:54,522
[bullet whizzes, clangs]

717
00:37:56,662 --> 00:37:58,733
[Alan] Gotta squeeze!
You got to do a Kegel
or something!

718
00:37:58,836 --> 00:38:01,218
-Kegel it!
-What do you think a Kegel is?

719
00:38:01,322 --> 00:38:03,703
I'm not in it, not in!
Still not in!

720
00:38:03,807 --> 00:38:06,188
-You got to go in more.
-Stop. Stop. Stop it!

721
00:38:06,292 --> 00:38:08,294
[window shatters][gasps] Oh, oh, oh!

722
00:38:08,398 --> 00:38:11,918
Oh, God. Get in the car,
get in the car!
Start the car! Start the car!

723
00:38:12,022 --> 00:38:13,299
-Go, go.
-Move your leg.

724
00:38:13,403 --> 00:38:15,715
Which one?Both of them! Move them!

725
00:38:19,478 --> 00:38:21,445
Forward, forward!Okay. Okay.

726
00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:25,863
-I'm going! I'm going! Okay!
-Drive!

727
00:38:27,002 --> 00:38:30,627
[Alan]
Shh. You're safe now. Shh.

728
00:38:32,283 --> 00:38:33,664
Ow.

729
00:38:33,768 --> 00:38:35,908
Shh. You're safe now.No, I'm not. Not safe.

730
00:38:36,011 --> 00:38:37,772
Oh, no, am I bleeding?

731
00:38:37,875 --> 00:38:40,878
-I don't think that's yours.
-Oh, no, that's a lot of blood.

732
00:38:40,982 --> 00:38:42,086
[Alan gags]

733
00:38:42,190 --> 00:38:44,019
[Loretta] Cheese and rice!

734
00:38:44,123 --> 00:38:45,607
Are those his brains?What?

735
00:38:45,711 --> 00:38:47,678
I think his brains
are on my face!

736
00:38:47,782 --> 00:38:51,406
Definitely his brains
are in my mouth.
I can taste his thoughts!

737
00:38:51,510 --> 00:38:52,718
Focus on the road.

738
00:38:52,821 --> 00:38:54,961
He just liked
training people. Trainer.

739
00:38:55,065 --> 00:38:57,930
-What are you talking about?
-He loved me.

740
00:38:58,033 --> 00:39:00,622
Can you just scooch the car
over to the left?

741
00:39:00,726 --> 00:39:04,454
Get it off. Get it off.Oh, God.

742
00:39:04,557 --> 00:39:05,834
Watch out!

743
00:39:10,045 --> 00:39:12,945
Oh! Oh! Oh!

744
00:39:13,048 --> 00:39:15,085
[laughs]

745
00:39:15,188 --> 00:39:16,949
Oh, did you see...

746
00:39:19,917 --> 00:39:20,953
No.

747
00:39:26,372 --> 00:39:27,684
Oh.

748
00:39:29,133 --> 00:39:31,446
Oh, no. Oh, no.[horn honks]

749
00:39:31,998 --> 00:39:33,483
Oh, no.

750
00:39:41,905 --> 00:39:43,458
Oh, no.

751
00:39:44,148 --> 00:39:45,943
[Loretta] Alan?[gasps]

752
00:39:46,047 --> 00:39:49,637
Oh, holy Christmas.
Are you okay? Are you okay?

753
00:39:49,740 --> 00:39:51,811
Do you think you could
get me out of here?

754
00:39:51,915 --> 00:39:53,468
Yeah. Okay.

755
00:39:53,572 --> 00:39:56,471
You just flew out of the car.I did. I did, indeed.

756
00:39:56,575 --> 00:39:58,024
Okay. I got you.
I got you.

757
00:39:58,128 --> 00:40:00,579
Can you get me out of the chair?
Get me out of the chair.

758
00:40:00,682 --> 00:40:02,512
You're right.
You're right. You're right.

759
00:40:03,858 --> 00:40:05,687
Is that--
Is that a nail filer?Yeah.

760
00:40:05,791 --> 00:40:07,275
Can you just rip it?It's working.

761
00:40:07,378 --> 00:40:09,173
And maybe next time
I toss a gun at you,

762
00:40:09,277 --> 00:40:11,175
you can catch it
instead of ducking.

763
00:40:11,279 --> 00:40:14,489
How about the next time
you toss a gun at me,
you say, "Hey, Alan, catch"?

764
00:40:14,593 --> 00:40:16,457
Then maybe do that
before you throw it?

765
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:18,666
Well, "here"
is a synonym for "catch."

766
00:40:18,769 --> 00:40:20,288
No, "here" is not a cinnamon
for "catch."

767
00:40:20,391 --> 00:40:22,463
In a colloquial kind of way,
yes, it is.

768
00:40:22,566 --> 00:40:24,672
You say, "Here,"
I toss you a sweatshirt.

769
00:40:24,775 --> 00:40:26,777
You say, "Here,"
I toss you a pen.

770
00:40:26,881 --> 00:40:29,953
How 'bout just,
"Hey! Catch! Gun!"

771
00:40:30,056 --> 00:40:33,059
Anything that you want
to throw, I'll catch it
because you said, "Catch."

772
00:40:33,163 --> 00:40:34,923
And I'll catch it
because you said it.

773
00:40:35,027 --> 00:40:37,443
That is also an option,
and then we would have a gun
with us.

774
00:40:37,547 --> 00:40:38,651
That's a thing.

775
00:40:38,755 --> 00:40:41,033
Be careful.Okay, we need to call--

776
00:40:41,136 --> 00:40:42,793
Be careful.

777
00:40:42,897 --> 00:40:45,416
We need to call for help,
get to the airport
and get out of here.

778
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,522
And I am driving.Okay.

779
00:40:49,731 --> 00:40:52,596
[both]
Oh. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh!

780
00:41:02,330 --> 00:41:04,712
Okay, call for--
call for help.

781
00:41:04,815 --> 00:41:06,610
Where's your phone?

782
00:41:09,993 --> 00:41:11,028
Okay.

783
00:41:14,653 --> 00:41:17,483
-Tell me you caught them.
-I tagged the blond one.

784
00:41:19,140 --> 00:41:21,970
Oh, Loretta.

785
00:41:22,074 --> 00:41:24,145
What are you thinking?

786
00:41:24,248 --> 00:41:27,355
You might've killed one of them,
but his partner's
still with her.

787
00:41:27,458 --> 00:41:31,117
And he is clearly skilled,
highly trained

788
00:41:32,118 --> 00:41:33,775
and very dangerous.

789
00:41:43,578 --> 00:41:47,651
So, Miss Sage said
she was gonna leave the event,

790
00:41:47,755 --> 00:41:52,414
then got in a car
and left the event?

791
00:41:52,518 --> 00:41:55,210
-Did you try calling her?
-She doesn't have her phone.

792
00:41:55,314 --> 00:41:56,729
Stolen phone.Didn't say that.

793
00:41:56,833 --> 00:41:58,593
[Nana]
Where's my magnifier?

794
00:41:58,697 --> 00:42:00,699
Listen, can you please
help with Nana?

795
00:42:00,802 --> 00:42:03,184
I don't want her
hearing about Loretta
'cause it's going to upset her.

796
00:42:03,287 --> 00:42:06,359
-What about Loretta?
-Nothing, Nana.
She just went on a trip.

797
00:42:06,463 --> 00:42:07,740
[Nana] Good.[Beth] Yeah.

798
00:42:07,844 --> 00:42:10,294
That girl needed
to get out of the house.

799
00:42:10,398 --> 00:42:14,575
So, this is the thing.
Loretta's phone is not stolen.
I took it.

800
00:42:14,678 --> 00:42:19,131
I gave it to Alan.
Alan then gave it to
the trainer, uh, Jack Trainer.

801
00:42:19,234 --> 00:42:21,512
And that is how we found
her wearable.

802
00:42:21,616 --> 00:42:23,307
And who's Alan?[Beth] Dash.

803
00:42:23,411 --> 00:42:26,241
-What's that?
-He's the hero
in all of her books.

804
00:42:26,345 --> 00:42:29,382
-Nana. Hey, slut.
-Mm-mmm.

805
00:42:29,486 --> 00:42:32,420
Let's go in the other room
and talk about whichever war
you lived through.

806
00:42:32,523 --> 00:42:35,665
Okay. Come on, it'll be fun.
I'm sorry. It'll be fun.

807
00:42:35,768 --> 00:42:37,701
Listen,
Loretta Sage is missing.

808
00:42:37,805 --> 00:42:40,014
When I looked at her smartwatch,
it said that she had flown

809
00:42:40,117 --> 00:42:41,774
to some island
I've never even heard about.

810
00:42:41,878 --> 00:42:43,604
That means y'all need
to do something about this.

811
00:42:43,707 --> 00:42:46,089
And if you can't, I will,
and that won't look good
for you.

812
00:42:46,192 --> 00:42:48,919
Pretty sure that's
outside our jurisdiction.

813
00:42:49,023 --> 00:42:52,060
-You'd have to call the Feds.
-Okay.

814
00:42:52,164 --> 00:42:54,545
And if you do go to the Feds,
put in a good word for me.

815
00:42:54,649 --> 00:42:57,031
For me.For us.

816
00:43:02,657 --> 00:43:04,176
Oh, oh.

817
00:43:11,217 --> 00:43:13,461
What are you gonna do,
put the car back together?

818
00:43:13,564 --> 00:43:15,774
Well... we could--

819
00:43:22,815 --> 00:43:25,093
[steam hissing]

820
00:43:31,686 --> 00:43:34,378
Where did you say the phone was?Passenger glove.

821
00:43:34,482 --> 00:43:36,242
What?Passenger glove compartment.

822
00:43:36,346 --> 00:43:37,588
Goodness.

823
00:43:38,693 --> 00:43:40,212
Oh, my God.

824
00:43:40,315 --> 00:43:42,559
Oh, my God. No phone, no car.
We're so gonna die out--

825
00:43:42,663 --> 00:43:44,388
Here.What is this?

826
00:43:44,492 --> 00:43:46,149
Boots for the jungle.

827
00:43:47,012 --> 00:43:48,841
It's not exactly
hiking boots, but...

828
00:43:48,945 --> 00:43:51,602
I figured your feet
would be killing you after
wearing heels for this long.

829
00:43:51,706 --> 00:43:54,053
It was the best we could do.
They're Allison's. Sorry.

830
00:43:54,847 --> 00:43:56,918
Oh. Okay, well, thank you.

831
00:43:57,022 --> 00:43:58,817
Here, oh, I got you cheese.

832
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:00,715
Oh, my God.You got to stay hydrated.

833
00:44:00,819 --> 00:44:02,786
Thank you so much.They didn't have
glass bottles,

834
00:44:02,890 --> 00:44:04,892
so we'll definitely
hold onto it and recycle.

835
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:12,175
Okay, so what we need to do
is find a phone, we need
to call the authorities,

836
00:44:12,278 --> 00:44:15,178
and we need to wait here
until somebody comes
and rescues us.

837
00:44:15,281 --> 00:44:18,802
Uh... This...
This is the rescue.

838
00:44:18,906 --> 00:44:20,183
No one else is coming.

839
00:44:20,286 --> 00:44:22,254
I'm sorry?I'm the rescue.

840
00:44:22,357 --> 00:44:25,291
It was originally just
gonna be me, then I was like,
Trainer should come.

841
00:44:25,395 --> 00:44:27,121
Oh, Trainer. Rest in peace.

842
00:44:27,224 --> 00:44:31,470
So, our best bet
is to get to the airport.
See this road right here?

843
00:44:31,573 --> 00:44:34,266
From this area,
just take a shortcut
through the jungle to the road.

844
00:44:34,369 --> 00:44:36,268
Did you just say "shortcut
through the jungle"?

845
00:44:36,371 --> 00:44:37,890
Yeah.Okay, do you see us?

846
00:44:37,994 --> 00:44:40,513
Uh-huh.You are not Dash,
and I'm not Lovemore. Okay?

847
00:44:40,617 --> 00:44:42,032
I'm Loretta, and you are Alan.

848
00:44:42,136 --> 00:44:44,448
And jungles
eat people like us, okay?Eat people.

849
00:44:44,552 --> 00:44:47,866
And I don't want to mess up
the jumpsuit. It's on loan.
So we're gonna stay put.

850
00:44:47,969 --> 00:44:49,902
We're not just gonna
stand around here, okay?

851
00:44:50,006 --> 00:44:51,386
We're gonna go
through the jungle,

852
00:44:51,490 --> 00:44:53,595
we're gonna go to the airport
and find a phone,

853
00:44:53,699 --> 00:44:56,702
-so you can have your cake
and get what you want.
-"And eat it too"?

854
00:44:56,806 --> 00:44:59,256
If that's what you want to do
with your cake, fine. Let's go.

855
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:01,293
-That's the only thing you do
with cake.
-Not mine.

856
00:45:01,396 --> 00:45:03,847
[Loretta] I don't know
what your people do,
but my people eat it.

857
00:45:03,951 --> 00:45:06,160
[Alan] You could give it
to someone as a gift.

858
00:45:06,263 --> 00:45:08,472
[Loretta] Those people
are still going to eat the cake.

859
00:45:08,576 --> 00:45:10,129
Everybody eats cake.

860
00:45:10,233 --> 00:45:12,062
[Alan] What about the kind
people jump out of?

861
00:45:12,166 --> 00:45:15,100
They don't eat it,
when they're in it.Oh, my God.

862
00:45:41,402 --> 00:45:42,990
[Alan] What did they
kidnap you for anyhow?

863
00:45:43,093 --> 00:45:44,957
Is it some weird sex stuff
like Taken?

864
00:45:45,061 --> 00:45:46,614
[Loretta]
Oh, my God, thank you.

865
00:45:46,717 --> 00:45:49,444
I thought so too,
but the guy's one
of the Fairfaxes.

866
00:45:49,548 --> 00:45:51,377
Beverly?No, the older one.

867
00:45:51,481 --> 00:45:54,933
The really odd one
that had the vlog
on finding Montezuma's treasure.

868
00:45:55,036 --> 00:45:57,452
[Alan]
The dude that was on the news
for trying to raise the Titanic?

869
00:45:57,556 --> 00:45:59,351
[Loretta]
Yes, he's looking for
the Crown of Fire.

870
00:45:59,454 --> 00:46:03,424
Wait a minute. Like the actual
Crown of Fire? Like the one...

871
00:46:03,527 --> 00:46:06,876
So those ruins were--They were
the Lost City of D, yes.

872
00:46:06,979 --> 00:46:09,292
What?
Are you kidding me right now?Shh.

873
00:46:09,395 --> 00:46:10,845
This is like your book.

874
00:46:10,949 --> 00:46:13,779
So we're basically
on a Lovemore and Dash adventure
right now?

875
00:46:13,883 --> 00:46:15,885
[insect buzzing]What is that?

876
00:46:15,988 --> 00:46:18,473
What if Fairfax
actually finds the crown?

877
00:46:18,577 --> 00:46:19,958
He won't. He won't.

878
00:46:20,061 --> 00:46:22,029
[people shouting in distance]

879
00:46:22,132 --> 00:46:23,237
[Loretta] Where do we go?Uh...

880
00:46:23,340 --> 00:46:25,308
[vehicles approaching]Oh, oh, oh.

881
00:46:28,380 --> 00:46:30,520
Okay, uh, we need
to get in the water.

882
00:46:30,623 --> 00:46:32,729
W-What?We need to go by river.

883
00:46:32,833 --> 00:46:34,662
No, no,
I don't really do water.

884
00:46:34,765 --> 00:46:37,113
What do you mean, "do water"?
I'm not asking you
to procreate with it.

885
00:46:37,216 --> 00:46:39,667
Uh, my body and water
don't really go together.

886
00:46:39,770 --> 00:46:42,118
[vehicles in distance]How do you feel about dying?
Oh, God.

887
00:46:42,221 --> 00:46:44,085
Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're okay. You're okay.

888
00:46:44,189 --> 00:46:47,019
I got you. Fine.I can swim. I can swim.
Thank you very much.

889
00:46:47,123 --> 00:46:49,194
Where are you going?I'm crossing.

890
00:46:49,297 --> 00:46:51,265
No, we have to stay
in the water.

891
00:46:51,368 --> 00:46:53,819
I researched
aquatic counter-tracking
for my book, A Year in the Bush.

892
00:46:53,923 --> 00:46:55,925
They'll lose our tracks
in the water.

893
00:46:56,028 --> 00:46:58,824
Why is it warm here?
Wait, are you peeing?

894
00:46:58,928 --> 00:47:00,930
Just go around it.

895
00:47:09,559 --> 00:47:11,319
[engines switch off]

896
00:47:29,717 --> 00:47:31,236
[Loretta]
Okay, I think...

897
00:47:31,339 --> 00:47:33,238
I think
we lost them, right?

898
00:47:33,341 --> 00:47:36,344
Yeah. That wasn't so bad.
Yeah.

899
00:47:36,448 --> 00:47:38,105
Okay, uh...

900
00:47:38,208 --> 00:47:40,624
Don't panic.What do you mean, don't panic?

901
00:47:40,728 --> 00:47:41,936
-Just don't panic.
-No.

902
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:43,800
Stop saying "panic."
I'm panicking now.

903
00:47:43,904 --> 00:47:45,767
You have something
on your back.

904
00:47:47,286 --> 00:47:48,080
[screams] No!

905
00:47:48,184 --> 00:47:49,668
Stop screaming.What is that?

906
00:47:49,771 --> 00:47:51,014
What is that?Stop screaming.

907
00:47:51,118 --> 00:47:52,567
Do you have any on you?No. No.

908
00:47:52,671 --> 00:47:54,121
Why don't you have any
on you?

909
00:47:54,224 --> 00:47:56,019
Maybe the jumpsuit
scared them off.
I don't know.

910
00:47:56,123 --> 00:47:57,641
Get 'em off.Oh, my God.

911
00:47:57,745 --> 00:48:00,265
Okay. No, I can't touch
those blood-gorged mucous sacks.

912
00:48:00,368 --> 00:48:01,818
Can you fling it?Right now.

913
00:48:01,922 --> 00:48:03,302
Get it.Just pick it
and fling it.

914
00:48:03,406 --> 00:48:05,304
Just pick it and fling it.You pick it and fling it!

915
00:48:05,408 --> 00:48:07,479
Can you spin it off?Please, get it off.

916
00:48:07,582 --> 00:48:09,619
I don't like touching it.
I'm feeling faint.

917
00:48:09,722 --> 00:48:12,829
They're sucking my soul out.Okay, okay.
Stop, stop, stop.

918
00:48:12,933 --> 00:48:14,382
[groans]

919
00:48:14,486 --> 00:48:16,729
[gags]
Don't make that sound.[gags]

920
00:48:16,833 --> 00:48:18,421
[gags]

921
00:48:20,319 --> 00:48:21,803
How many of them are there?

922
00:48:21,907 --> 00:48:23,426
Oh, there's not many.

923
00:48:23,529 --> 00:48:25,531
It feels like there's so many.What are you--

924
00:48:25,635 --> 00:48:26,947
I feel so many.Oh!

925
00:48:27,050 --> 00:48:29,604
Holy mother of God!Why are you praying?

926
00:48:29,708 --> 00:48:32,745
Is it that bad?
It can't be that bad.
Is it that bad? How many?

927
00:48:32,849 --> 00:48:34,092
It's not great.

928
00:48:34,195 --> 00:48:35,852
They're gonna suck
every bit of me out.

929
00:48:35,956 --> 00:48:38,613
Just please stop speaking.
I just need to--
need to get low.

930
00:48:38,717 --> 00:48:40,443
Hold on a second.[groans]

931
00:48:40,546 --> 00:48:43,342
Oh, God! I can feel them
just-- they're just
sucking out so much.

932
00:48:43,446 --> 00:48:46,311
I'm gonna be like
a shriveled-up skin sack
when they're done.

933
00:48:46,414 --> 00:48:48,382
You cannot tell my dad
I died this way, okay?

934
00:48:48,485 --> 00:48:52,524
You gotta tell him
I was wrestling an anaconda
with a sword or something.

935
00:48:52,627 --> 00:48:55,423
I'm like a blood Jamba Juice.
They're just sucking it all out.

936
00:48:55,527 --> 00:48:57,149
Why are they all
on my butt though?

937
00:48:57,253 --> 00:48:59,876
Kind of like picking anchovies
off my Caesar salad.

938
00:48:59,980 --> 00:49:01,705
-It's actually not so bad.
-Anchovies?

939
00:49:01,809 --> 00:49:03,397
Why do you go to food
right now?

940
00:49:03,500 --> 00:49:06,365
Just find the queen,
and let's be done with this.

941
00:49:06,469 --> 00:49:08,816
Think you're good.
I need to just check your front.

942
00:49:08,919 --> 00:49:11,163
Okay. I can't look.

943
00:49:13,407 --> 00:49:14,718
Is it bad?

944
00:49:14,822 --> 00:49:17,928
Uh, wow.What is it? Just say it.

945
00:49:18,032 --> 00:49:21,380
I mean, you expect it to,
you know, not...

946
00:49:21,484 --> 00:49:24,211
Then suddenly there it is,
and it is, uh...

947
00:49:24,314 --> 00:49:26,558
You know, you get excited
for a person.What?

948
00:49:26,661 --> 00:49:29,285
I mean,
I'm excited for all people.Why are you excited?

949
00:49:29,388 --> 00:49:31,701
Well, you know, people
wonder, they wonder,

950
00:49:31,804 --> 00:49:33,427
but they don't know, right?

951
00:49:33,530 --> 00:49:36,016
They don't,
until suddenly they do know,

952
00:49:36,119 --> 00:49:40,434
and then they--
they know something
that wasn't known before.

953
00:49:40,537 --> 00:49:42,401
Just--
Do I have any leeches or not?

954
00:49:42,505 --> 00:49:46,612
Oh, your plucky warrior hangs
in tranquil solitude.

955
00:49:46,716 --> 00:49:47,820
What?

956
00:49:47,924 --> 00:49:50,064
No, you're good.
You're good.

957
00:49:51,203 --> 00:49:52,929
We were so brave just then.

958
00:49:53,033 --> 00:49:55,276
Why do they go for the butt
so much?

959
00:50:07,944 --> 00:50:10,912
[singing in Spanish]

960
00:50:12,121 --> 00:50:14,502
[insect buzzing]

961
00:50:16,573 --> 00:50:19,438
What's that song
you're singing?

962
00:50:19,542 --> 00:50:22,545
A song
my abbiused to sing to me
when I was a kid.

963
00:50:23,511 --> 00:50:26,169
"If you suck life
from the island...Yeah?

964
00:50:26,273 --> 00:50:29,069
...the island
will suck of you."

965
00:50:29,172 --> 00:50:33,107
Your grandma sang you songs
about getting sucked off
by an island?

966
00:50:33,211 --> 00:50:35,558
It doesn't translate
super well.

967
00:50:36,455 --> 00:50:39,286
Is phantom leech syndrome,
like, a thing?

968
00:50:39,389 --> 00:50:41,391
They don't lay eggs,
do they?

969
00:51:30,509 --> 00:51:31,717
Queen Taha?

970
00:51:45,317 --> 00:51:49,701
"King Kalaman
and his treasure laid to rest...

971
00:51:50,633 --> 00:51:54,292
laid to rest
in the well of endless tears.

972
00:51:54,395 --> 00:51:56,328
Laid to rest in
the well of endless tears."

973
00:51:56,432 --> 00:51:58,296
What does that mean?[Alan] Loretta!

974
00:51:58,986 --> 00:52:00,712
You gave me
a heart attack.

975
00:52:01,402 --> 00:52:03,059
Where'd you go?

976
00:52:07,132 --> 00:52:08,685
What is this?

977
00:52:08,789 --> 00:52:12,033
I'm not sure,
but maybe they gathered here?

978
00:52:14,588 --> 00:52:17,246
Can you imagine
being right here,

979
00:52:17,349 --> 00:52:20,007
right in this very spot
back then?

980
00:52:20,110 --> 00:52:21,836
The stories
that they told?

981
00:52:21,940 --> 00:52:24,701
So much history I'm sure
happened right here.

982
00:52:30,017 --> 00:52:31,398
[Loretta]
They've got us cornered.

983
00:52:31,501 --> 00:52:33,193
Okay. We've got to go up.
Come on.What?

984
00:52:33,296 --> 00:52:36,403
Have you seen what I'm wearing?
I'm in a glitter straitjacket.

985
00:52:36,506 --> 00:52:39,475
There's nowhere to go but up.
Come on. Let's go.

986
00:52:39,578 --> 00:52:43,133
[Loretta]
Oh! I should not be doing this.
I'm too old for this.

987
00:52:43,237 --> 00:52:44,342
No, you're not.
You're beautiful.

988
00:52:44,445 --> 00:52:46,102
I didn't say I'm not beautiful.

989
00:52:46,206 --> 00:52:48,104
I said I'm too old
to be doing this.

990
00:52:48,208 --> 00:52:51,832
My skill is sitting and thinking
and eating when I can't think.

991
00:52:51,935 --> 00:52:54,352
Yeah, you definitely
could be wearing
better shoes for this.

992
00:52:54,455 --> 00:52:56,354
You brought me
these shoes.

993
00:52:56,457 --> 00:52:59,011
I can't go any further.
I can't go any further.

994
00:52:59,115 --> 00:53:00,841
I'm not doing
so great here.

995
00:53:00,944 --> 00:53:02,360
You got it. Come on.

996
00:53:02,463 --> 00:53:04,327
I know you think
that you're safer holding on,

997
00:53:04,431 --> 00:53:05,708
but you have to keep going.

998
00:53:05,811 --> 00:53:07,710
I can't. I can't, I can't.Okay?

999
00:53:08,504 --> 00:53:09,953
Do you smell that?Smell what?

1000
00:53:10,057 --> 00:53:11,817
I smell something.Is it a predator?
What is it?

1001
00:53:11,921 --> 00:53:13,854
A downward cascading fire?You got to smell deeper.

1002
00:53:13,957 --> 00:53:15,131
I don't smell anything!

1003
00:53:15,235 --> 00:53:18,445
[both breathing deeply]

1004
00:53:18,548 --> 00:53:21,793
Take a big, deep breath.[breathing deeply]

1005
00:53:21,896 --> 00:53:23,208
All right.

1006
00:53:23,312 --> 00:53:24,934
Good job.Okay.

1007
00:53:25,037 --> 00:53:28,662
That was manipulative.
Thank you.Yeah, it was.

1008
00:53:28,765 --> 00:53:31,251
Here we go. I'm gonna
help you out a little bit,
all right?

1009
00:53:31,354 --> 00:53:33,425
-One, two, three... Here we go!
-What are you doing?

1010
00:53:33,529 --> 00:53:34,909
Get out of there.Come on.

1011
00:53:35,013 --> 00:53:37,084
No, no, don't flex.That's my hoo-hoo.

1012
00:53:37,187 --> 00:53:40,121
Just ride the head.
Keep the hands moving
and ride the head.

1013
00:53:40,225 --> 00:53:41,537
Oh, God.You're doing great.

1014
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:44,298
Sorry about
the scratchy haircut.
Come on.

1015
00:54:04,387 --> 00:54:06,631
Dulcius ex asperis.

1016
00:54:07,217 --> 00:54:08,598
What was that?

1017
00:54:08,702 --> 00:54:10,220
Oh, nothing.

1018
00:54:10,324 --> 00:54:12,568
It was just something
that John and I would say

1019
00:54:12,671 --> 00:54:15,812
after we finished
something big, like a...

1020
00:54:15,916 --> 00:54:17,883
like an archaeological dig
or a manuscript.

1021
00:54:17,987 --> 00:54:21,301
It's Latin. It means
"sweeter after difficulty."

1022
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:23,820
What's...

1023
00:54:23,924 --> 00:54:25,857
What's Latin
for "Loretta's a badass"?

1024
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:30,448
[laughs] I am a badass.
I climbed a mountain.

1025
00:54:30,551 --> 00:54:33,520
Oh, my God. I wish Beth
could've seen us do this.

1026
00:54:33,623 --> 00:54:36,454
Oh, God. Beth.Don't worry about Beth.

1027
00:54:36,557 --> 00:54:40,043
She's probably got
the whole navy
after us right now.

1028
00:54:40,147 --> 00:54:43,219
[Allison] I get that you think
you have to go to the island
authorities yourself,

1029
00:54:43,323 --> 00:54:46,740
but don't worry, I'm keeping
Loretta's socials super active.

1030
00:54:46,843 --> 00:54:49,225
Just tweeted,
"Did I just get kidnapped?

1031
00:54:49,329 --> 00:54:52,849
#FML, @ShawnMendes,
#ShawnMendes."

1032
00:54:52,953 --> 00:54:54,610
[ticket agent]
And you're traveling alone?

1033
00:54:54,713 --> 00:54:57,544
Yes, I'm traveling alone.
Mm-hmm. I'm single.

1034
00:54:58,130 --> 00:54:59,339
Then this might work.

1035
00:54:59,442 --> 00:55:01,271
Okay! Talk to me.You'll hit New York.

1036
00:55:01,375 --> 00:55:04,896
From there, you'll fly
to Guinea, where you can
pick up a puddle jumper.

1037
00:55:04,999 --> 00:55:06,069
A what?

1038
00:55:07,001 --> 00:55:08,486
Small plane.[Allison] Yeah, no leg room.

1039
00:55:08,589 --> 00:55:09,763
That's fine. I'll take it.

1040
00:55:09,866 --> 00:55:11,903
Or you could just come home.Thank you.

1041
00:55:19,773 --> 00:55:22,258
We need something
more flammable.
Everything is just so wet.

1042
00:55:22,362 --> 00:55:23,880
What's in here?
What's in your bag?

1043
00:55:23,984 --> 00:55:25,848
Uh...Oh, a lot. Okay.

1044
00:55:25,951 --> 00:55:27,401
What are you doing?

1045
00:55:27,505 --> 00:55:29,369
Okay. Face masks.

1046
00:55:29,472 --> 00:55:30,887
Yeah, that was like
a gift-basket thing.

1047
00:55:30,991 --> 00:55:32,958
You brought a scented candle
into the jungle?

1048
00:55:33,062 --> 00:55:34,339
My mom gave me that.

1049
00:55:34,443 --> 00:55:35,996
It was like a weird gift
for Mother's Day.

1050
00:55:36,099 --> 00:55:38,378
Your mom gives you gifts
for Mother's Day?

1051
00:55:39,689 --> 00:55:40,483
Noir--

1052
00:55:40,587 --> 00:55:42,554
Eucalyptus rosemary oil.
Ooh.

1053
00:55:43,141 --> 00:55:44,418
Oh, that smells good.

1054
00:55:44,522 --> 00:55:46,696
Um-- Oh, okay. All right.

1055
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:48,422
Whoo! Yes!

1056
00:55:48,526 --> 00:55:50,976
Yes, I made fire!

1057
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:54,635
-That's pretty impressive.
You have to--
-It is a beautiful fire.

1058
00:55:54,739 --> 00:55:56,672
[Loretta]
Who would have thought?

1059
00:55:56,775 --> 00:55:59,260
Oh, you're just, um,
taking your shirt off?

1060
00:56:00,365 --> 00:56:02,402
That looks
really uncomfortable.

1061
00:56:02,505 --> 00:56:04,404
Are you okay? The back?

1062
00:56:04,507 --> 00:56:08,580
Yeah. That is why
I don't do water.

1063
00:56:08,684 --> 00:56:10,962
Okay.My body becomes
an eighth-grader's face.

1064
00:56:11,065 --> 00:56:13,930
Do you have anything for it?
Like some ointment or something?

1065
00:56:14,034 --> 00:56:15,932
Yeah, I do. Well, I did.

1066
00:56:16,036 --> 00:56:18,107
It was in a little,
tiny little bottle.

1067
00:56:18,210 --> 00:56:20,178
It was this. I'm sorry.

1068
00:56:20,281 --> 00:56:22,318
Oh, God, I'm sorry.

1069
00:56:22,422 --> 00:56:23,768
It's okay.

1070
00:56:23,871 --> 00:56:26,184
-Hold on. Yes.
Come here. Come here.
-What?

1071
00:56:26,287 --> 00:56:28,704
-Come here. Sit down.
-Let me see.

1072
00:56:28,807 --> 00:56:30,291
Just sit down.Right here?

1073
00:56:30,395 --> 00:56:31,603
Yeah.

1074
00:56:32,811 --> 00:56:34,434
Okay.

1075
00:56:34,537 --> 00:56:36,401
Oh, no,
you don't have to touch it.
It's okay. It's fine.

1076
00:56:36,505 --> 00:56:38,507
I touched
your engorged sacks, so...

1077
00:56:38,610 --> 00:56:40,612
[snorts][both laugh]

1078
00:56:40,716 --> 00:56:42,442
The leeches.Oh, okay.

1079
00:56:42,545 --> 00:56:45,341
Okay, this might be
a little bit cold.

1080
00:56:46,515 --> 00:56:48,240
Sorry.Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm.

1081
00:56:48,344 --> 00:56:49,621
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

1082
00:56:49,725 --> 00:56:51,692
Maybe this is how
Dash should die.

1083
00:56:51,796 --> 00:56:54,833
Horrible eczema outbreak.
That's so sexy.

1084
00:56:54,937 --> 00:56:56,456
I could make it work.

1085
00:56:56,904 --> 00:56:57,940
Yeah?

1086
00:56:58,596 --> 00:57:00,045
All right, then.

1087
00:57:01,322 --> 00:57:03,048
How would you write this?

1088
00:57:03,152 --> 00:57:04,636
Okay.

1089
00:57:06,535 --> 00:57:09,848
"Warmed
by the fragrant fire..."

1090
00:57:09,952 --> 00:57:12,402
Mm-hmm. [chuckles]

1091
00:57:12,506 --> 00:57:14,404
Starting strong.Mm-hmm.

1092
00:57:14,508 --> 00:57:17,615
"Lovemore's hands
explored the...

1093
00:57:19,375 --> 00:57:21,860
the contoured scenery

1094
00:57:21,964 --> 00:57:23,552
of Dash's body.

1095
00:57:25,692 --> 00:57:28,384
Familiar terrain made

1096
00:57:28,488 --> 00:57:30,835
new and exciting
with every...

1097
00:57:31,767 --> 00:57:34,114
with every scarlet rim."

1098
00:57:35,218 --> 00:57:36,910
And that didn't, uh...

1099
00:57:37,738 --> 00:57:39,257
didn't turn her off?

1100
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:40,569
No.

1101
00:57:41,397 --> 00:57:43,226
"Because with every
cardinal ridge,

1102
00:57:44,227 --> 00:57:46,644
Lovemore discovered
another letter in the language

1103
00:57:46,747 --> 00:57:48,853
that only their bodies spoke."

1104
00:57:49,888 --> 00:57:51,925
And what were
their bodies saying?

1105
00:57:53,892 --> 00:57:55,445
"Take me...

1106
00:57:57,344 --> 00:57:58,966
take me,

1107
00:57:59,553 --> 00:58:01,244
take me."

1108
00:58:01,348 --> 00:58:02,660
How's that?

1109
00:58:03,488 --> 00:58:04,765
It was good.

1110
00:58:04,869 --> 00:58:06,595
Your back.
I mean, how is your back?Good.

1111
00:58:06,698 --> 00:58:08,113
Okay. You sure?Yeah.

1112
00:58:08,217 --> 00:58:12,773
I also meant my back.
Right there, yeah.Okay.

1113
00:58:21,023 --> 00:58:22,058
Supplies.

1114
00:58:24,198 --> 00:58:28,478
Okay, I'm chilly. I think
I'm gonna probably turn in
in a little bit.

1115
00:58:28,582 --> 00:58:29,790
Okay.You good?

1116
00:58:29,894 --> 00:58:32,552
Yeah, I'm fire-- fine.
I'm fine.

1117
00:58:32,655 --> 00:58:35,589
I'm not "fire."
I'm fine by the fire.

1118
00:58:36,279 --> 00:58:38,005
Okay. All right.

1119
00:58:45,910 --> 00:58:49,223
Uh, it's up to you,
but if you're cold,

1120
00:58:49,327 --> 00:58:53,538
maybe we could probably
both fit in here,
if you wanted to.

1121
00:58:54,194 --> 00:58:55,920
Both of us?

1122
00:58:56,023 --> 00:58:59,061
Only if you want to.
I mean, it's just--Yeah, no, that sounds...

1123
00:58:59,164 --> 00:59:00,649
Uh...

1124
00:59:00,752 --> 00:59:02,133
Okay. How do you...

1125
00:59:02,236 --> 00:59:04,204
You can go first,
then I'll figure it out.

1126
00:59:04,307 --> 00:59:07,448
No, no, you go.
It's definitely a "ladies first"
type of situation.

1127
00:59:07,552 --> 00:59:10,210
Keep hands out of the bag
at all times.That's what I was gonna do.

1128
00:59:10,313 --> 00:59:11,970
Butt to butt.Hands out and butt to butt.

1129
00:59:12,074 --> 00:59:15,387
Yeah. What do I do?Just get in. Go ahead and sit.

1130
00:59:15,491 --> 00:59:18,183
I sit first?
Okay. I'm in.

1131
00:59:19,737 --> 00:59:22,325
You're too heavy.
You're gonna flip this thing
like a cruise ship.

1132
00:59:22,429 --> 00:59:25,087
[chuckling]
You watch yourself.
Hold on. I'm not in.

1133
00:59:25,190 --> 00:59:28,366
Why is this engaging
my core so much? [laughs]

1134
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,058
[Loretta]
How 'bout you shimmy?

1135
00:59:31,162 --> 00:59:33,267
I can't breathe.
I'm not breathing.Are you good?

1136
00:59:33,371 --> 00:59:34,683
My face.

1137
00:59:35,269 --> 00:59:36,512
[Loretta] Yeah. Okay.

1138
00:59:36,616 --> 00:59:39,515
[sighs, chuckles]

1139
00:59:39,619 --> 00:59:41,103
[Alan]
Hands are out. Butt to butt.

1140
00:59:41,206 --> 00:59:42,242
[Loretta] Okay.

1141
00:59:51,354 --> 00:59:54,081
[vehicle approaches]

1142
01:00:13,445 --> 01:00:15,033
Well!

1143
01:00:15,137 --> 01:00:16,276
Come on.

1144
01:00:16,379 --> 01:00:18,036
Come on! Let's hear it!

1145
01:00:18,140 --> 01:00:21,626
Let's give
a nice round of applause
to Loretta!

1146
01:00:21,730 --> 01:00:23,352
She earned it.

1147
01:00:23,455 --> 01:00:27,321
A geriatric shut-in
left you holding your dicks
in the jungle.

1148
01:00:27,425 --> 01:00:28,806
Good job, Loretta.

1149
01:00:28,909 --> 01:00:31,429
Boss, come on.
People are dying now.

1150
01:00:31,532 --> 01:00:35,191
Don't you think that maybe
this has all gone too far?

1151
01:00:36,434 --> 01:00:38,160
Is it really worth it?

1152
01:00:38,263 --> 01:00:41,646
I am on the cusp
of attaining the unattainable.

1153
01:00:41,750 --> 01:00:44,753
Something singular,
something no nation,

1154
01:00:44,856 --> 01:00:48,446
no emperor,
no brownnosing brothers
ever have.

1155
01:00:48,549 --> 01:00:51,656
The legendary Crown of Fire.

1156
01:00:52,105 --> 01:00:53,244
So, yes.

1157
01:00:53,347 --> 01:00:55,660
Yes, I would definitely say
it's worth it.

1158
01:00:55,764 --> 01:00:58,042
[motorcycles revving]

1159
01:01:05,394 --> 01:01:06,913
Excuse me!

1160
01:01:07,016 --> 01:01:09,916
Excuse me, sir. I need to get
to my next connecting flight.

1161
01:01:10,019 --> 01:01:11,365
No flight.

1162
01:01:11,469 --> 01:01:14,058
The pilot is sick.
Come tomorrow.

1163
01:01:14,161 --> 01:01:16,301
No, no, sir.
I cannot come tomorrow.
I need to do this today.

1164
01:01:16,405 --> 01:01:21,134
I need to get to the island
Isla Hundida tonight.
Lives are at stake.

1165
01:01:21,237 --> 01:01:22,722
Come tomorrow.

1166
01:01:26,553 --> 01:01:28,244
Excuse me, miss?Yes?

1167
01:01:28,348 --> 01:01:32,421
I couldn't help but overhear
you say that you like steak.

1168
01:01:32,524 --> 01:01:35,804
Okay, this is
a little bit crazy,

1169
01:01:35,907 --> 01:01:37,702
but I also like steak.

1170
01:01:37,806 --> 01:01:40,153
What?I also like steak.

1171
01:01:40,256 --> 01:01:43,708
Would you like to, maybe,
I don't know...

1172
01:01:43,812 --> 01:01:46,642
-Maybe there's a--
-No. "Lives are at stake."

1173
01:01:46,746 --> 01:01:48,506
I need to go
to the island tonight.

1174
01:01:48,609 --> 01:01:50,025
Ah.Yes.

1175
01:01:50,128 --> 01:01:51,716
Even more serious.Extremely.

1176
01:01:51,820 --> 01:01:54,823
Well, I believe
that I may be able
to assist you.

1177
01:01:54,926 --> 01:01:56,859
I have a cargo plane.

1178
01:01:58,033 --> 01:02:01,726
Maybe after I make my delivery,
we could swing by your island.

1179
01:02:01,830 --> 01:02:04,625
I'm about to ask you something,
and you better
tell me the truth.

1180
01:02:04,729 --> 01:02:06,593
Have you ever
murdered anyone before?

1181
01:02:06,696 --> 01:02:09,941
[laughs] No!

1182
01:02:13,531 --> 01:02:16,258
I don't know if I really buy it,
but let me tell you something.

1183
01:02:16,361 --> 01:02:20,607
If you ever think about
murdering me, I promise,
I will murder you first.

1184
01:02:20,710 --> 01:02:22,057
My pleasure.

1185
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:24,300
You are weird. Let's go.

1186
01:03:19,700 --> 01:03:23,118
"King Kalaman and his treasure
laid to rest in the well

1187
01:03:23,773 --> 01:03:25,189
of endless tears."

1188
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:28,054
[Alan] What is that?

1189
01:03:29,227 --> 01:03:32,679
Oh, it's a-- it's a thing.
I mean, it's not, uh...

1190
01:03:32,782 --> 01:03:35,026
You know, it's not
what you think it is.

1191
01:03:35,130 --> 01:03:38,927
So it's not Fairfax's fragment
of an ancient parchment?

1192
01:03:39,030 --> 01:03:42,827
Okay.
It's what you think it is.

1193
01:03:42,931 --> 01:03:44,380
Loretta, I thought
you were smarter than that.

1194
01:03:44,484 --> 01:03:47,280
Fairfax is never
gonna stop hunting us now.

1195
01:03:47,383 --> 01:03:48,384
What were you thinking?

1196
01:03:48,488 --> 01:03:50,455
We have a volcano
that could bury the tomb

1197
01:03:50,559 --> 01:03:54,114
before we get to it,
before we see it,
before we preserve its memory.

1198
01:03:54,218 --> 01:03:56,151
This is--I'm sorry.
Is that what we're doing?

1199
01:03:56,254 --> 01:03:58,774
'Cause no one told me.
When were you gonna tell me?

1200
01:03:58,878 --> 01:04:00,293
Why would I tell you?

1201
01:04:00,396 --> 01:04:02,226
We're in this together.
I came here to rescue you.

1202
01:04:02,329 --> 01:04:04,021
You know you're not Dash,
right?

1203
01:04:04,124 --> 01:04:06,368
You don't ride in
on a white horse
to rescue people.

1204
01:04:06,471 --> 01:04:10,751
You... spray yourself
with bronzer and you stand
in front of wind machines,

1205
01:04:10,855 --> 01:04:12,374
which is great for you.

1206
01:04:12,477 --> 01:04:15,135
How would you have any idea
what I'm actually like?

1207
01:04:15,239 --> 01:04:18,173
I know you. You're
a pretty open book, Alan.

1208
01:04:18,276 --> 01:04:20,071
-Okay, then who am I?
-Really?

1209
01:04:20,175 --> 01:04:21,210
Yeah.

1210
01:04:23,281 --> 01:04:25,490
O-- Okay, uh...

1211
01:04:25,594 --> 01:04:28,700
You were a homecoming king
and you coasted
on your good looks to LA,

1212
01:04:28,804 --> 01:04:31,324
but then realized that being
the most handsome kid
in the middle of nowhere

1213
01:04:31,427 --> 01:04:33,153
doesn't mean
you're going to be a star.

1214
01:04:33,257 --> 01:04:35,086
Until one day, when a woman
who couldn't publish her book

1215
01:04:35,190 --> 01:04:38,779
on Spanish colonization
in the Atlantic decided
to write a romance novel,

1216
01:04:38,883 --> 01:04:40,816
uh, chose you at random
to be on the cover.

1217
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:44,337
Lucky for you and her,
the novels were
a smashing success.

1218
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:47,443
She kept writing her schlock,
you kept posing,

1219
01:04:47,547 --> 01:04:53,001
um, you know,
neither one of us becoming
who we'd hoped we would be.

1220
01:04:53,104 --> 01:04:57,212
Uh, and then one day,
we both die in the jungle

1221
01:04:57,315 --> 01:05:01,216
on one of those Atlantic islands
I wrote about
all those years ago.

1222
01:05:01,319 --> 01:05:02,355
Right?

1223
01:05:03,701 --> 01:05:05,013
Mm-hmm.

1224
01:05:16,300 --> 01:05:18,026
It was Sarasota, by the way.

1225
01:05:18,543 --> 01:05:20,131
It's not nowhere.

1226
01:05:20,235 --> 01:05:22,478
I grew up there with
my mom and two sisters.

1227
01:05:22,582 --> 01:05:23,617
And yeah...

1228
01:05:24,618 --> 01:05:27,311
I started modeling
'cause I wanted to get away.

1229
01:05:27,414 --> 01:05:29,347
It was the only job
that I could think of

1230
01:05:29,451 --> 01:05:32,695
that could take me
to all of the places
that I always dreamed of going.

1231
01:05:32,799 --> 01:05:34,111
Then finally to Los Angeles,

1232
01:05:34,214 --> 01:05:36,976
where I posed on the cover
of your romance novel.

1233
01:05:37,079 --> 01:05:39,979
And I was so embarrassed
that one of my friends
might've seen me

1234
01:05:40,082 --> 01:05:42,222
in that wig
on the cover of your book

1235
01:05:42,326 --> 01:05:44,984
that I avoided talking to them
for months.

1236
01:05:45,950 --> 01:05:47,434
And then one day,

1237
01:05:48,159 --> 01:05:50,023
I'm walking home,

1238
01:05:50,127 --> 01:05:52,922
and I hear this lady yell,
"Dash!"

1239
01:05:53,026 --> 01:05:55,546
[laughing]
She runs up,
and she is so happy.

1240
01:05:55,649 --> 01:05:59,412
Then I thought,
"How could I be this embarrassed

1241
01:05:59,515 --> 01:06:02,208
about something
that makes people this happy?"

1242
01:06:05,556 --> 01:06:07,247
Loretta, you can do
whatever you want.

1243
01:06:07,351 --> 01:06:09,456
If you don't want to
write anymore,
don't write.

1244
01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:14,047
But don't minimize the people
that love your work
by calling it schlock.

1245
01:06:14,151 --> 01:06:16,705
That's not fair to them.

1246
01:06:17,913 --> 01:06:20,812
You know what's ironic?
I thought you of all people
would know

1247
01:06:20,916 --> 01:06:23,367
not to judge a book
by its cover.

1248
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:30,029
Judge a book
by its cover model.

1249
01:06:50,946 --> 01:06:53,121
[faint rumble]

1250
01:07:01,508 --> 01:07:02,682
[whispers] Alan?

1251
01:07:02,785 --> 01:07:04,063
Alan.[vehicle approaches]

1252
01:07:10,690 --> 01:07:12,001
[motorbike revs]

1253
01:07:12,899 --> 01:07:15,074
[Loretta panting]

1254
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:17,386
There's two of them.

1255
01:07:23,496 --> 01:07:26,188
Loretta! I'm over here!Alan!

1256
01:07:27,258 --> 01:07:30,330
Alan! Motorcycles and guns,
motorcycles and guns!

1257
01:07:30,434 --> 01:07:32,574
[gunfire]Come on, this way!

1258
01:07:32,677 --> 01:07:34,300
[Alan] Stop shooting!

1259
01:07:39,546 --> 01:07:41,514
Just give 'em the parchment!I can't.

1260
01:07:41,617 --> 01:07:44,275
Yes, you can, actually.
You just say, "Here,"
and throw it at 'em.

1261
01:07:44,379 --> 01:07:46,691
Right. And then I'm sure
they'll happily let us go.

1262
01:07:46,795 --> 01:07:48,797
Okay, keep down.How do they keep finding us?

1263
01:07:48,900 --> 01:07:51,386
You're basically
a walking disco ball.We need to come up with a plan.

1264
01:07:51,489 --> 01:07:52,559
I have an idea.

1265
01:07:52,663 --> 01:07:54,113
We're gonna dig a hole,
throw our voices.

1266
01:07:54,216 --> 01:07:56,149
"We're over here."
Can you sound like a bird?

1267
01:07:56,253 --> 01:07:58,565
No, I have a plan.Alan, please, I'm thinking.

1268
01:07:58,669 --> 01:08:02,362
I know, but I have a plan.Please, just let me think
about...

1269
01:08:02,466 --> 01:08:06,090
Wait a minute.
They're shooting at you.Yeah, that's why we're hiding.

1270
01:08:06,194 --> 01:08:08,506
No. No, no, no.
They're shooting only at you.

1271
01:08:08,610 --> 01:08:11,130
They won't shoot me.
It's my brain that's valuable.

1272
01:08:11,233 --> 01:08:15,099
What? I don't think
you actually hear the things
you say sometimes.

1273
01:08:15,203 --> 01:08:17,895
Maybe I can shield you.You are not shielding me.

1274
01:08:17,998 --> 01:08:20,242
I should be shielding you.Why? Because I'm a woman?

1275
01:08:20,346 --> 01:08:23,418
That's supremely sexist.Well, look, I don't think
using women as human shields

1276
01:08:23,521 --> 01:08:26,248
is exactly the change
that Gloria Seinfeld
had in mind, do you?

1277
01:08:26,352 --> 01:08:29,182
Gloria Steinem?Whatever. Her too.
You know what? Fine.

1278
01:08:29,286 --> 01:08:32,358
Please mansplain sexism
to me right now.Oh, my God. I am a woman.

1279
01:08:32,461 --> 01:08:34,567
I can't mansplain anything.

1280
01:08:34,670 --> 01:08:39,399
Uh, I'm a feminist,
and I think a woman can do
anything a man can do.

1281
01:08:39,503 --> 01:08:41,953
We just need to stay here
until they get tired.I have an idea.

1282
01:08:42,057 --> 01:08:43,748
Please can I tell you
my plan?Alan!

1283
01:08:43,852 --> 01:08:47,166
This is not a situation
you can get out of
by ripping your shirt off.

1284
01:08:47,269 --> 01:08:49,202
Not my shirt.

1285
01:09:20,647 --> 01:09:21,959
[Loretta] Three!

1286
01:09:22,062 --> 01:09:23,650
-Yes!
-Oh!

1287
01:09:27,758 --> 01:09:29,622
[crashing]Oh.

1288
01:09:29,725 --> 01:09:32,970
That was different
than I had in my head.

1289
01:09:33,073 --> 01:09:37,146
I just wanted us to stop them.Could it have been the wind
that made it do that?

1290
01:09:37,250 --> 01:09:39,356
No, I think it was us.
I think... we did it.

1291
01:09:39,459 --> 01:09:41,875
We did the one guy, right?
But that was, like--

1292
01:09:41,979 --> 01:09:45,327
We just wanted him to stop.
But I think the other guy
could've moved, really.

1293
01:09:45,431 --> 01:09:47,571
So, that was--
that one was on him.

1294
01:09:47,674 --> 01:09:50,539
Even if we weren't here,
that could've happened.

1295
01:09:50,643 --> 01:09:52,369
Why are you gonna stop
next to a cliff?

1296
01:09:52,472 --> 01:09:54,923
They were wearing helmets,
so maybe they're...

1297
01:09:55,026 --> 01:09:57,201
But the rest of their body
didn't have a helmet.

1298
01:09:57,305 --> 01:09:58,513
So there'd just be a head.

1299
01:09:58,616 --> 01:10:00,894
They were driving
recklessly, right?

1300
01:10:00,998 --> 01:10:02,724
Don't be mean on a bike.

1301
01:10:03,414 --> 01:10:05,174
Don't do mean stuff on a bike.

1302
01:10:08,971 --> 01:10:11,215
I mean,
perhaps they're fine.

1303
01:10:11,319 --> 01:10:13,735
Yeah, probably not.
But that's okay.

1304
01:10:13,838 --> 01:10:18,118
That's all right.
You know, things happen.
Let's go.

1305
01:10:20,328 --> 01:10:23,503
-You gonna put it back together?
-It's on loan.

1306
01:10:25,954 --> 01:10:27,749
[squawking, bleating]

1307
01:10:36,309 --> 01:10:38,622
Look at me.Okay.

1308
01:10:39,519 --> 01:10:41,556
What more can I do,
you know?

1309
01:10:41,659 --> 01:10:43,592
You've done so much already,
Beth.

1310
01:10:43,696 --> 01:10:46,733
My poor, sweet, little Nana
has lost her sight.

1311
01:10:46,837 --> 01:10:49,564
The book release
is a complete disaster,

1312
01:10:49,667 --> 01:10:51,324
which I've leveraged
everything on,

1313
01:10:51,428 --> 01:10:53,775
so I'm probably,
most definitely
broke right now.

1314
01:10:53,878 --> 01:10:57,123
And most importantly,
I've lost a writer.

1315
01:10:57,226 --> 01:10:58,780
Who does that?
Who loses a writer?

1316
01:10:58,883 --> 01:11:03,405
Okay, Beth, you remind me
of my best friend, Randy.

1317
01:11:03,509 --> 01:11:05,994
Always looking out
for other people,

1318
01:11:06,097 --> 01:11:08,445
never taking care of herself.

1319
01:11:09,446 --> 01:11:10,861
Isn't that right, Randy?

1320
01:11:10,964 --> 01:11:13,277
[goat bleats][chuckles]

1321
01:11:13,381 --> 01:11:15,244
She's like my therapist,
this one over here.

1322
01:11:15,348 --> 01:11:17,454
LOL. "Laughing Out Loud."

1323
01:11:17,557 --> 01:11:19,525
After you take care
of your friend,

1324
01:11:20,422 --> 01:11:21,768
how about we go to a beach?

1325
01:11:21,872 --> 01:11:24,357
What?Look, I have a pickup
in Hawaii.

1326
01:11:24,461 --> 01:11:26,428
She doesn't have to come.

1327
01:11:26,532 --> 01:11:29,328
-[bleats]
-Okay! Okay, you can come!

1328
01:11:29,431 --> 01:11:31,433
[laughs] She's hilarious.

1329
01:11:32,227 --> 01:11:34,056
Let me ask you something.

1330
01:11:34,160 --> 01:11:36,265
We're all sitting here
chitchatting,
but who's flying the plane?

1331
01:11:36,369 --> 01:11:38,302
Autopilot.What?

1332
01:11:38,406 --> 01:11:41,132
Sir, go to the cockpit,
fly the plane.

1333
01:11:41,581 --> 01:11:42,582
Okay.

1334
01:11:43,342 --> 01:11:45,102
I'm going to
go land the plane.

1335
01:11:45,205 --> 01:11:46,655
Okay.

1336
01:11:46,759 --> 01:11:48,657
No, no, no. Take the goat.
Please, take the goat.

1337
01:11:48,761 --> 01:11:51,419
She's on break.
Enjoy the flight!

1338
01:11:52,799 --> 01:11:54,249
[bleats]

1339
01:12:15,408 --> 01:12:18,238
[music playing on speakers]

1340
01:12:26,833 --> 01:12:28,179
Hi.Hola.

1341
01:12:32,632 --> 01:12:35,324
This English dude came in
and basically kidnapped her.

1342
01:12:35,428 --> 01:12:37,361
[line ringing]

1343
01:12:37,465 --> 01:12:40,778
Hey, it's Beth.
Please leave a message,
and I'll get right back to you.

1344
01:12:40,882 --> 01:12:43,747
[beeps]Uh, hi, Beth.

1345
01:12:43,850 --> 01:12:44,851
It's me.

1346
01:12:44,955 --> 01:12:46,784
Uh, I'm alive!

1347
01:12:47,509 --> 01:12:49,546
Uh, listen, um...

1348
01:12:50,857 --> 01:12:51,893
Uh...

1349
01:12:53,342 --> 01:12:57,450
I'm sorry that I
blew up the book tour.

1350
01:12:57,554 --> 01:12:59,279
Um...

1351
01:12:59,383 --> 01:13:01,765
I was just afraid

1352
01:13:02,904 --> 01:13:04,561
and selfish. Uh--

1353
01:13:04,664 --> 01:13:07,391
Oh, here comes Alan.
I'll call you back.

1354
01:13:07,495 --> 01:13:08,979
[puts down receiver]

1355
01:13:10,567 --> 01:13:13,570
So, uh, police
are searching for Fairfax,

1356
01:13:13,673 --> 01:13:16,124
and they're gonna provide us
protection while we're here.

1357
01:13:16,227 --> 01:13:18,057
Did they say
how long we'd be here?

1358
01:13:18,160 --> 01:13:20,818
They're gonna try to get us
on a puddle jumper
later this evening.

1359
01:13:20,922 --> 01:13:23,131
But, uh,
they said in the meantime,
the inn is really nice,

1360
01:13:23,234 --> 01:13:25,823
and we can get cleaned up
and maybe a change of clothes.

1361
01:13:25,927 --> 01:13:27,342
Okay.

1362
01:13:30,794 --> 01:13:32,347
Okay. Yeah.

1363
01:13:55,059 --> 01:13:57,337
[chattering]

1364
01:14:23,881 --> 01:14:25,020
[laughing]

1365
01:14:25,124 --> 01:14:26,574
Thank you.

1366
01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:30,405
Come on. [speaks Spanish]

1367
01:14:30,509 --> 01:14:31,751
Dance with your husband.

1368
01:14:31,855 --> 01:14:33,650
[Alan] No, no, no.He's not my husband.

1369
01:14:33,753 --> 01:14:35,479
It's okay.[woman] Dance with him.

1370
01:14:35,583 --> 01:14:38,068
No, no. She doesn't want to.
She doesn't have
the right shoes.

1371
01:14:38,171 --> 01:14:40,691
Actually, it's the only thing
these shoes are right for.

1372
01:14:40,795 --> 01:14:43,038
You don't have to do this.

1373
01:14:43,142 --> 01:14:44,902
It's okay. It's okay.

1374
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:46,766
Yeah?

1375
01:14:48,319 --> 01:14:50,701
[bossa nova music plays]

1376
01:15:54,247 --> 01:15:56,525
[music slows]

1377
01:15:58,010 --> 01:16:01,461
[singing in Spanish]

1378
01:16:05,396 --> 01:16:07,088
I wonder
what she's saying.

1379
01:16:07,191 --> 01:16:09,366
[singing continues]

1380
01:16:09,469 --> 01:16:10,954
It's folklore.

1381
01:16:12,369 --> 01:16:14,405
Love song about a woman

1382
01:16:14,509 --> 01:16:17,823
whose lover died,
and she didn't want to
leave his side.

1383
01:16:18,858 --> 01:16:21,689
So she laid down
and refused to get up.

1384
01:16:22,275 --> 01:16:24,036
Must be scary.

1385
01:16:24,139 --> 01:16:28,040
Having to face your future
without the person
that you planned it with.

1386
01:16:30,214 --> 01:16:32,665
[singing in Spanish]

1387
01:16:40,397 --> 01:16:41,950
What was that?

1388
01:16:44,090 --> 01:16:47,749
Excuse me. Excuse me.
The, um-- the last line
that you sang.

1389
01:16:47,853 --> 01:16:50,200
¿Quién llorará junto a mí?

1390
01:16:50,303 --> 01:16:53,030
[speaks Spanish]

1391
01:16:53,134 --> 01:16:55,964
[Loretta]
"The island will weep for me
in the well of endless tears."

1392
01:16:56,068 --> 01:16:59,450
What is that,
the well of endless tears?
Is that a real place, or...

1393
01:16:59,554 --> 01:17:01,176
Sinkhole place.

1394
01:17:01,280 --> 01:17:02,868
[speaks Spanish]

1395
01:17:02,971 --> 01:17:04,697
Thank you. Gracias, gracias.

1396
01:17:04,801 --> 01:17:06,872
Come here, come here.What is it?

1397
01:17:08,494 --> 01:17:10,323
Hey, on the parchment,
it said,

1398
01:17:10,427 --> 01:17:14,500
"King Kalaman
and his treasure laid to rest
in the well of endless tears."

1399
01:17:14,603 --> 01:17:16,709
I thought
maybe it was a metaphor.

1400
01:17:17,227 --> 01:17:18,780
It's not.

1401
01:17:18,884 --> 01:17:21,749
The Well of Endless Tears
is a place.

1402
01:17:21,852 --> 01:17:23,854
It's a sinkhole.

1403
01:17:23,958 --> 01:17:26,132
There's a sinkhole
on the map.

1404
01:17:27,478 --> 01:17:29,239
I think the tomb is there.

1405
01:17:29,342 --> 01:17:31,724
This is so much better
than your books.What?

1406
01:17:31,828 --> 01:17:33,312
There's like--
No, I don't mean any offense.

1407
01:17:33,415 --> 01:17:35,314
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.It's, like, equal.

1408
01:17:35,417 --> 01:17:37,626
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.Look at you.
You want to go there.

1409
01:17:37,730 --> 01:17:39,594
What? No.I can see. Yes, you do.

1410
01:17:39,698 --> 01:17:42,804
That would be insane.
That would be insane.
I just-- I just--

1411
01:17:42,908 --> 01:17:47,291
It's just that
we're so close to it,
but, you know, we can't--

1412
01:17:47,395 --> 01:17:48,707
No.

1413
01:17:48,810 --> 01:17:51,502
This is your story.
How do you want to write it?

1414
01:17:52,296 --> 01:17:54,609
I'd like to know
that it's there,

1415
01:17:54,713 --> 01:17:56,369
that all this
meant something.

1416
01:17:56,473 --> 01:17:58,337
Okay. Then let's go.

1417
01:17:58,440 --> 01:18:00,304
We'll stay one more day.
As soon as the sun's up,

1418
01:18:00,408 --> 01:18:02,168
we're gonna go find
the Well of Endless Tears.

1419
01:18:02,272 --> 01:18:05,137
But what if it's nothing?So what? Then we say we tried.

1420
01:18:05,240 --> 01:18:06,483
And Fairfax?

1421
01:18:06,586 --> 01:18:09,003
The cops are after Fairfax.
Don't worry about him.

1422
01:18:10,107 --> 01:18:10,901
This is crazy.

1423
01:18:11,005 --> 01:18:12,696
Yeah, but look at you.What?

1424
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:15,768
It's the very first time
I've ever seen you
totally unafraid.

1425
01:18:16,389 --> 01:18:18,115
And alive.

1426
01:18:18,219 --> 01:18:20,739
I'm gonna go tell them
our plans have changed
and find us a ride.

1427
01:18:20,842 --> 01:18:22,292
Where are you going?

1428
01:18:25,951 --> 01:18:28,022
I see you met
my friend here.

1429
01:18:28,125 --> 01:18:32,509
He told me you were just
about to jump on a plane,

1430
01:18:32,612 --> 01:18:35,063
without so much as
saying goodbye.

1431
01:18:35,167 --> 01:18:38,584
I said, "No way.
Not my Loretta.

1432
01:18:38,687 --> 01:18:43,140
Not when she's the only one
who can lead me to the tomb."

1433
01:18:44,763 --> 01:18:46,454
[engine starts]

1434
01:18:46,557 --> 01:18:48,628
[Loretta]
Stop squeezing so hard.

1435
01:18:49,457 --> 01:18:52,253
Ow. Get your hands off of me!

1436
01:18:53,116 --> 01:18:54,980
Ow! Let go!

1437
01:18:55,463 --> 01:18:56,671
I-I need a car.

1438
01:18:56,775 --> 01:18:58,707
A car, an auto.
Does anybody have an auto?

1439
01:19:07,199 --> 01:19:08,269
No, no. No.

1440
01:19:08,994 --> 01:19:10,305
I-I-I need an auto.

1441
01:19:10,409 --> 01:19:11,755
I'll trade you my watch.

1442
01:19:11,859 --> 01:19:13,274
It's a really expensive watch.
Do you have a car?

1443
01:19:13,377 --> 01:19:14,896
It's a Bulgari.
This thing glows in the dark.

1444
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:16,795
It's waterproof.I have motorcycle.

1445
01:19:30,394 --> 01:19:32,155
Cool, isn't it?

1446
01:19:32,258 --> 01:19:35,365
I always thought,
why can't your personal tank
also have a minibar?

1447
01:19:35,468 --> 01:19:36,953
Have a drink.

1448
01:19:37,056 --> 01:19:38,609
[exhales heavily]Do you mind?

1449
01:19:38,713 --> 01:19:40,128
[Fairfax] Uh, yes.

1450
01:19:40,232 --> 01:19:42,372
He has a bit of a grudge
against you, I'm afraid.

1451
01:19:42,475 --> 01:19:45,271
Something about
a motorbike accident
his friends had?

1452
01:19:45,375 --> 01:19:46,548
Why are you doing this?

1453
01:19:46,652 --> 01:19:48,412
I want something
nobody else has.

1454
01:19:49,310 --> 01:19:51,139
When my father gifted--[horn honks]

1455
01:19:52,692 --> 01:19:54,108
[horn honks]

1456
01:19:54,211 --> 01:19:55,730
As I was saying,

1457
01:19:55,834 --> 01:19:58,767
when my father gifted
his empire

1458
01:19:58,871 --> 01:20:01,322
-to my baby brother--
-[horn honking]

1459
01:20:02,288 --> 01:20:04,083
[vehicle accelerating]

1460
01:20:08,363 --> 01:20:09,882
Who is that?

1461
01:20:18,615 --> 01:20:20,824
Is that a Ken doll
on a moped?

1462
01:20:21,618 --> 01:20:23,137
I know him from somewhere.

1463
01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:24,897
[Loretta]
Oh, I-I-I doubt that.

1464
01:20:25,001 --> 01:20:27,210
Because what
you are looking at

1465
01:20:27,313 --> 01:20:30,213
is a highly trained
combat specialist,

1466
01:20:30,316 --> 01:20:33,906
forged in the furnaces
of Afghanistan, Iraq,

1467
01:20:34,010 --> 01:20:36,598
Kuwait, Sa-- Sarasota...

1468
01:20:36,702 --> 01:20:38,773
Incredible skin.
No eczema problems.

1469
01:20:38,877 --> 01:20:42,570
And he will not stop
until I am safe!

1470
01:20:42,673 --> 01:20:44,883
So you pull
this space tank over,

1471
01:20:44,986 --> 01:20:48,127
unless you would like to perish
like his friends did.

1472
01:20:48,231 --> 01:20:51,648
And he is responsible
for their perishment.

1473
01:20:51,751 --> 01:20:54,444
He might not have meant to,

1474
01:20:54,547 --> 01:20:57,826
but they... perished, so...

1475
01:21:12,772 --> 01:21:14,015
Okay, who-who is this?

1476
01:21:14,119 --> 01:21:16,017
I have seen him
somewhere before.

1477
01:21:16,845 --> 01:21:18,399
[thuds][Fairfax laughs]

1478
01:21:18,502 --> 01:21:19,745
No, no, no.

1479
01:21:19,848 --> 01:21:21,574
That's your cover model,
isn't it?

1480
01:21:21,678 --> 01:21:23,956
Yes. I knew
I knew him from somewhere.

1481
01:21:24,853 --> 01:21:25,924
Get up there.

1482
01:21:26,027 --> 01:21:27,408
And kill him creatively.

1483
01:21:27,511 --> 01:21:29,617
I love watching hunks fail.[latch opens]

1484
01:21:29,720 --> 01:21:31,032
[wind whistling]

1485
01:21:31,964 --> 01:21:34,208
I guess I-I will
have that drink.

1486
01:21:35,899 --> 01:21:37,176
Oh, shit.

1487
01:21:37,280 --> 01:21:39,834
Is it okay
if I just top 'er off?

1488
01:21:39,938 --> 01:21:41,111
[Fairfax]
Yeah, that's fine, but--

1489
01:21:41,215 --> 01:21:43,182
Oh, my God,
have you used a glass before?

1490
01:21:43,286 --> 01:21:44,632
Sorry. [chuckles]

1491
01:21:44,735 --> 01:21:46,220
[Alan] What would
Jack Trainer do?

1492
01:21:48,429 --> 01:21:49,499
It's hot in here.

1493
01:21:49,602 --> 01:21:52,605
Anyone else feeling
how hot it is?

1494
01:21:52,709 --> 01:21:53,779
Are you trying to be sexy?

1495
01:21:53,882 --> 01:21:55,677
This is very weird.
Please, stop.

1496
01:21:55,781 --> 01:21:57,679
I could set your world
on fire.

1497
01:22:01,787 --> 01:22:03,754
[men shouting]

1498
01:22:08,276 --> 01:22:10,589
Go to sleep! Go to sleep![grunting]

1499
01:22:10,692 --> 01:22:12,418
Go to sleep! Sleep!

1500
01:22:14,834 --> 01:22:16,664
[tires squealing]Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1501
01:22:16,767 --> 01:22:18,045
[Alan] Time-out.

1502
01:22:18,148 --> 01:22:19,080
Time-in!

1503
01:22:19,563 --> 01:22:20,875
[grunts]

1504
01:22:24,913 --> 01:22:27,744
No! Don't shoot her!
I need her!

1505
01:22:29,401 --> 01:22:31,265
[tires squealing][Alan] Oh, Jesus!

1506
01:22:31,368 --> 01:22:32,783
Ow, ow, ow.

1507
01:22:36,718 --> 01:22:39,135
Move your foot! Move your foot!

1508
01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:44,416
-[grunts]
-Go to sleep, asshole.

1509
01:22:44,519 --> 01:22:46,176
Get out there! Look!

1510
01:22:50,767 --> 01:22:52,079
A bigger guy? [grunts]

1511
01:22:52,182 --> 01:22:53,390
Oh, no.

1512
01:22:54,736 --> 01:22:55,979
What?

1513
01:22:58,464 --> 01:22:59,396
Move it!

1514
01:22:59,500 --> 01:23:01,019
[tires screech]

1515
01:23:01,122 --> 01:23:03,435
[Alan]
No, no, no. No, no, no.

1516
01:23:04,332 --> 01:23:06,231
Hey! Get in.

1517
01:23:06,748 --> 01:23:07,853
Him or me?

1518
01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:16,758
This is not one of
your cheap, vapid
lady-fantasy books, Loretta.

1519
01:23:16,862 --> 01:23:18,829
This is real life.

1520
01:23:19,761 --> 01:23:21,625
And we will kill him.

1521
01:23:21,729 --> 01:23:23,455
Tell us where the tomb is.

1522
01:23:30,358 --> 01:23:31,359
[grunts]

1523
01:23:33,637 --> 01:23:34,914
[groans]

1524
01:23:38,125 --> 01:23:39,436
Hi.
So, whoever's in charge,

1525
01:23:39,540 --> 01:23:42,163
I need you to send
officials to go here.

1526
01:23:42,267 --> 01:23:43,371
Here.

1527
01:23:44,510 --> 01:23:46,340
We are closed.

1528
01:23:46,443 --> 01:23:47,789
You're closed?

1529
01:23:49,722 --> 01:23:52,829
You know I've been
trying to take a nap
for a year and a half?

1530
01:23:52,932 --> 01:23:54,486
A year and a half.

1531
01:23:55,418 --> 01:23:58,524
I have been burning the candle
at both ends,

1532
01:23:58,628 --> 01:23:59,974
the midnight oil,

1533
01:24:00,078 --> 01:24:03,046
since way before
my friend got kidnapped.

1534
01:24:03,150 --> 01:24:05,013
And all I want to do

1535
01:24:05,566 --> 01:24:07,706
is kick my feet back

1536
01:24:07,809 --> 01:24:09,052
and drink some wine

1537
01:24:09,156 --> 01:24:11,537
that I'm probably
too tired to drink.

1538
01:24:11,641 --> 01:24:13,574
And I want a massage.

1539
01:24:13,677 --> 01:24:18,337
I want someone to massage
my shoulders and my feet,

1540
01:24:18,441 --> 01:24:20,477
and I want it at the same time.

1541
01:24:20,581 --> 01:24:24,274
And I don't care if logistically
that doesn't make sense.

1542
01:24:24,378 --> 01:24:27,035
Because I have worked hard.

1543
01:24:27,898 --> 01:24:30,349
The same way that
I know that you have.

1544
01:24:31,247 --> 01:24:33,456
So I hate to ask you

1545
01:24:33,559 --> 01:24:35,941
to leave this place open
a few more minutes,

1546
01:24:36,044 --> 01:24:37,977
because if we don't,

1547
01:24:38,081 --> 01:24:41,636
a very close friend of mine
and her cover model

1548
01:24:41,740 --> 01:24:43,500
are going to die.

1549
01:25:06,351 --> 01:25:07,904
[boat driver]
No good way in, boss!

1550
01:25:08,007 --> 01:25:10,148
What about the caves?

1551
01:25:10,907 --> 01:25:12,253
That's too dangerous!

1552
01:25:12,357 --> 01:25:15,360
Well,
we'll be very careful then.

1553
01:25:28,925 --> 01:25:30,237
Well, come on!

1554
01:25:34,931 --> 01:25:36,760
This way.[Alan] I have a rule about

1555
01:25:36,864 --> 01:25:38,383
not going into
super creepy caves.

1556
01:25:38,486 --> 01:25:39,625
[grunts]

1557
01:25:49,739 --> 01:25:52,673
Julian?[Loretta]
His name is Julian?

1558
01:25:52,776 --> 01:25:55,641
[Alan] He seems more like
a Buck or a Bruce.

1559
01:25:55,745 --> 01:25:57,229
Lead the way.

1560
01:26:00,922 --> 01:26:03,304
Go on. Don't be scared.

1561
01:26:04,719 --> 01:26:07,653
[rumbling]

1562
01:26:07,757 --> 01:26:10,587
[explosion]

1563
01:26:29,813 --> 01:26:31,021
[Loretta gasps]

1564
01:26:31,125 --> 01:26:32,954
[laughs]

1565
01:26:33,058 --> 01:26:34,853
[Julian]
Watch your step there.

1566
01:26:34,956 --> 01:26:36,130
[grunts, shouts][Alan] Bruce!

1567
01:26:36,234 --> 01:26:37,235
[Loretta] Julian. Oh, no!Julian!

1568
01:26:37,338 --> 01:26:38,960
[gasps]Whoa.

1569
01:26:39,064 --> 01:26:40,583
[shout fades][Loretta] Whoa.

1570
01:26:41,239 --> 01:26:42,723
[Fairfax] Well...

1571
01:26:43,551 --> 01:26:45,277
Let's not have
his death be in vain.

1572
01:26:45,381 --> 01:26:48,142
-Onward and upward.
-What do you mean onward?

1573
01:26:48,246 --> 01:26:50,696
We're not gonna go
and get him now, are we?

1574
01:26:50,800 --> 01:26:52,215
[sighs] Oh, man.

1575
01:27:04,607 --> 01:27:06,264
[Loretta] It's nothing.[Alan] Okay.

1576
01:27:06,367 --> 01:27:09,059
Yeah. Look, let's just
go back to the boat.

1577
01:27:09,163 --> 01:27:11,027
This is over.
Nobody else has to die.

1578
01:27:11,130 --> 01:27:13,305
No, no, no. Ha-ha!
It's a breeze.

1579
01:27:13,409 --> 01:27:15,859
There's a tunnel.
This could lead to the tomb.

1580
01:27:15,963 --> 01:27:17,827
That's not person-sized.Ah, speak for yourself.

1581
01:27:17,930 --> 01:27:20,208
Come on.
It's practically
a kiddie slide.

1582
01:27:20,312 --> 01:27:22,625
More like
a rock sphincter.Or a troll anus.

1583
01:27:22,728 --> 01:27:25,110
All right, well, you are
going through the anus--

1584
01:27:25,213 --> 01:27:26,525
the hole-- the tunnel!

1585
01:27:26,629 --> 01:27:28,631
Why her?You are our canary
in the coal mine.

1586
01:27:28,734 --> 01:27:30,149
No, that's impossible.
I can't.

1587
01:27:30,253 --> 01:27:31,703
Please let us know
if you get through.

1588
01:27:31,806 --> 01:27:34,119
If we don't hear from you,
Fabio's got to die.

1589
01:27:34,222 --> 01:27:36,397
[Alan] Wait,
I'm the damsel in distress?

1590
01:27:37,087 --> 01:27:38,330
It's okay. I'm fine.

1591
01:27:38,986 --> 01:27:40,401
[wind whistling]

1592
01:27:43,680 --> 01:27:44,716
[grunts]

1593
01:27:57,522 --> 01:27:59,765
[panting]

1594
01:28:00,801 --> 01:28:03,148
[hyperventilating]

1595
01:28:06,531 --> 01:28:07,739
[grunts]

1596
01:28:07,842 --> 01:28:10,776
[panting]

1597
01:28:13,054 --> 01:28:14,262
[whimpers]

1598
01:28:14,366 --> 01:28:16,817
I can't.
I'm so sorry. I can't.

1599
01:28:16,920 --> 01:28:18,646
-Hey.
-What?

1600
01:28:19,371 --> 01:28:21,339
Hey, you smell that?

1601
01:28:21,442 --> 01:28:24,376
You mean centuries
worth of bat feces?
Yes, I definitely smell that.

1602
01:28:24,480 --> 01:28:26,689
You gotta take
a big breath for me.

1603
01:28:27,483 --> 01:28:29,726
[inhales deeply, exhales]

1604
01:28:31,797 --> 01:28:33,178
There you go.

1605
01:28:33,281 --> 01:28:35,145
You can do it, Loretta.

1606
01:28:36,664 --> 01:28:37,700
[grunts]

1607
01:28:48,089 --> 01:28:50,851
I think I see a way out.

1608
01:28:50,954 --> 01:28:52,818
[grunting, groans]

1609
01:28:54,406 --> 01:28:56,615
Oh, cheese and rice!

1610
01:28:57,202 --> 01:28:58,859
[grunting]

1611
01:29:01,309 --> 01:29:02,656
I made it!

1612
01:29:02,759 --> 01:29:04,243
I made it!

1613
01:29:04,347 --> 01:29:06,832
-[sighs]
-See? Totally safe.

1614
01:29:07,833 --> 01:29:08,903
Go on. Your turn.

1615
01:29:10,595 --> 01:29:13,494
[Alan] I'm coming through!
Be right there, okay?

1616
01:30:04,062 --> 01:30:05,408
[grunts]

1617
01:30:17,662 --> 01:30:19,802
Why would they
build this here?

1618
01:30:20,906 --> 01:30:22,632
But how is anyone
supposed to worship

1619
01:30:22,736 --> 01:30:24,427
or remember you
if they can't even see it?

1620
01:30:24,531 --> 01:30:26,394
[Loretta]
They aren't.

1621
01:30:26,498 --> 01:30:29,467
This isn't a monument
to Kalaman's power.

1622
01:30:30,571 --> 01:30:33,160
It's a hiding place
for a grieving woman.

1623
01:30:33,263 --> 01:30:36,715
Taha came here
to be with her fallen lover.

1624
01:30:38,372 --> 01:30:39,822
She just wanted
to be alone.

1625
01:30:39,925 --> 01:30:41,375
[rumbling]

1626
01:30:41,479 --> 01:30:42,997
Taha doesn't want us here.

1627
01:30:43,101 --> 01:30:44,447
God, shut up, Rafi.

1628
01:30:44,551 --> 01:30:46,414
It's just the volcano.

1629
01:30:48,071 --> 01:30:49,383
Come on.

1630
01:30:54,526 --> 01:30:56,183
[Alan]
We have to keep going.

1631
01:31:04,363 --> 01:31:06,020
[Fairfax] All right.
Let's go, Muscles.

1632
01:31:06,814 --> 01:31:08,644
Open it up.[rumbling]

1633
01:31:08,747 --> 01:31:11,198
-Don't disturb them.
-She will be wearing
the headdress.

1634
01:31:11,301 --> 01:31:13,890
Come on.
We didn't come all this way
just to pay our respects.

1635
01:31:13,994 --> 01:31:15,651
I can't, um...

1636
01:31:18,412 --> 01:31:20,621
Uh...I'm sorry, abuela.

1637
01:31:22,485 --> 01:31:24,418
[both grunting]

1638
01:31:27,835 --> 01:31:28,974
[Alan grunts]

1639
01:31:41,849 --> 01:31:43,161
What is that?

1640
01:31:43,264 --> 01:31:45,197
[breathes heavily]

1641
01:31:45,301 --> 01:31:47,717
Are those... seashells?

1642
01:31:48,476 --> 01:31:51,341
The crown is made of seashells?

1643
01:31:51,445 --> 01:31:52,998
Where's the treasure?

1644
01:31:53,999 --> 01:31:55,449
She's holding him.

1645
01:31:58,245 --> 01:32:00,005
You mean the dead guy?

1646
01:32:06,529 --> 01:32:07,737
[Loretta] Look.

1647
01:32:09,739 --> 01:32:11,465
It's their courtship.

1648
01:32:11,569 --> 01:32:15,469
Kalaman is searching the island
for something.

1649
01:32:18,299 --> 01:32:19,887
Rare red seashells.

1650
01:32:19,991 --> 01:32:24,996
To prove his love,
he gave her one shell
every day for a year

1651
01:32:25,099 --> 01:32:26,653
and made them into a crown,

1652
01:32:26,756 --> 01:32:29,552
bright red like
the flame of their love,

1653
01:32:29,656 --> 01:32:33,038
until the day came
where she accepted his proposal.

1654
01:32:33,142 --> 01:32:34,902
It was never about jewels.

1655
01:32:35,006 --> 01:32:38,734
Kalaman and Taha's riches
weren't material.

1656
01:32:40,667 --> 01:32:42,600
It was their love.

1657
01:32:42,703 --> 01:32:45,050
That's what it meant.
That was enough.

1658
01:32:45,154 --> 01:32:46,362
[Fairfax] So that's it?

1659
01:32:47,259 --> 01:32:50,159
All of that time
and money

1660
01:32:50,987 --> 01:32:54,577
spent on, what,
just a cheap metaphor?

1661
01:32:54,681 --> 01:32:57,476
It's a pretty rich metaphor.Oh, shut up!

1662
01:32:57,580 --> 01:32:59,617
-[rumbling]
-We got to go. We got to go now.

1663
01:32:59,720 --> 01:33:02,896
-Come on. Let's go.
-No, no, no.
You are staying here.

1664
01:33:02,999 --> 01:33:05,070
You think it's all
so sweet and poetic.

1665
01:33:05,174 --> 01:33:07,659
Well, then you can stay here
and spend your last moments

1666
01:33:07,763 --> 01:33:10,697
pondering the richness
of that metaphor.

1667
01:33:11,387 --> 01:33:13,665
-Get in.
-What? Come on, man.

1668
01:33:13,769 --> 01:33:16,219
-Oh, God. Just get in.
Get in the tomb.
-Okay, okay.

1669
01:33:16,323 --> 01:33:18,946
[Alan] It's better
to be buried alive
than buried dead, I guess.

1670
01:33:19,050 --> 01:33:22,329
-[Loretta] It's really not.
-You know, it is a shame,
really.

1671
01:33:22,432 --> 01:33:23,951
This is a hell of a story.

1672
01:33:24,055 --> 01:33:26,747
Pity you won't be around
to tell it. Come on.

1673
01:33:26,851 --> 01:33:28,438
-But they'll die.
-So will you

1674
01:33:28,542 --> 01:33:31,131
if you don't stop
being such a snowflake!
Get over here!

1675
01:33:33,374 --> 01:33:34,617
[grunts]

1676
01:33:40,727 --> 01:33:42,729
[Loretta] This is fine.
This is not an active nightmare

1677
01:33:42,832 --> 01:33:44,489
I've had since
I was 14 years old.

1678
01:33:46,249 --> 01:33:47,734
[Fairfax] Ow! [grunts]

1679
01:33:47,837 --> 01:33:51,565
Why are you going so fast?
It's not a race.

1680
01:33:52,531 --> 01:33:53,947
[grunting]

1681
01:33:55,120 --> 01:33:56,466
[boat engine starts]

1682
01:33:56,570 --> 01:33:58,883
Wait, no! What are you doing?
Come back here!

1683
01:33:58,986 --> 01:34:03,681
You may have bought the island,
but now the island owns you!

1684
01:34:04,543 --> 01:34:06,028
You can't just
leave me here!

1685
01:34:08,064 --> 01:34:10,446
Rafi! Come back!

1686
01:34:12,620 --> 01:34:14,036
I need a boat!

1687
01:34:23,459 --> 01:34:25,564
Hey, hey, stop! Stop!

1688
01:34:27,566 --> 01:34:29,430
Help! Help!

1689
01:34:29,534 --> 01:34:31,639
One of the locals
just stole my boat!

1690
01:34:31,743 --> 01:34:33,503
Have you seen a woman?

1691
01:34:33,607 --> 01:34:36,714
She's a brunette
in a sequined jumpsuit.

1692
01:34:36,817 --> 01:34:40,821
No. Is she in some sort
of trouble?

1693
01:34:44,480 --> 01:34:46,689
[Loretta breathing heavily]

1694
01:34:47,379 --> 01:34:49,761
[both grunting]

1695
01:34:52,488 --> 01:34:54,214
It's kind of funny.

1696
01:34:55,629 --> 01:34:57,424
I used to think this...

1697
01:34:57,527 --> 01:34:59,426
this sort of thing
was so romantic.

1698
01:34:59,529 --> 01:35:00,910
Yeah?

1699
01:35:01,014 --> 01:35:04,362
Being locked in a coffin
about to be buried by lava,

1700
01:35:04,465 --> 01:35:07,054
or... cuddling dead people?

1701
01:35:07,848 --> 01:35:10,920
Just laying down
with a lost love.

1702
01:35:11,024 --> 01:35:12,232
Like Taha did.

1703
01:35:12,335 --> 01:35:13,992
[volcano rumbling]

1704
01:35:14,786 --> 01:35:15,994
God.Oh...

1705
01:35:16,581 --> 01:35:17,962
Oh, God.

1706
01:35:18,065 --> 01:35:20,274
I'm sorry.

1707
01:35:20,378 --> 01:35:22,829
I'm sorry that
I couldn't save you.

1708
01:35:22,932 --> 01:35:24,900
I'm sorry I couldn't be Dash.

1709
01:35:25,486 --> 01:35:26,764
You're right.

1710
01:35:27,799 --> 01:35:29,352
You're nothing like Dash.

1711
01:35:29,456 --> 01:35:32,493
You didn't ride in
on a white horse
to save me.

1712
01:35:32,597 --> 01:35:37,982
You rode in on a...
borrowed scooter
with a broken muffler.

1713
01:35:38,085 --> 01:35:39,259
[chuckles]

1714
01:35:39,362 --> 01:35:40,778
Yeah.

1715
01:35:40,881 --> 01:35:43,781
I never could've written
a Dash like you.

1716
01:35:45,679 --> 01:35:47,612
'Cause I never knew

1717
01:35:48,302 --> 01:35:50,097
a Dash like Alan.

1718
01:35:50,201 --> 01:35:52,651
I was so afraid
of being hurt by life again

1719
01:35:52,755 --> 01:35:54,136
that I just stopped living.

1720
01:35:54,239 --> 01:35:56,241
Couldn't see the good things
in front of me.

1721
01:35:56,345 --> 01:35:59,831
I'm just so sorry
I didn't see you sooner.

1722
01:36:00,798 --> 01:36:02,523
I have a confession too.

1723
01:36:02,627 --> 01:36:06,527
See, I was really liking
where this new story of ours
was headed.

1724
01:36:06,631 --> 01:36:09,841
I just wanted to see how
it was gonna turn out, I guess.

1725
01:36:11,153 --> 01:36:13,707
The Adventures
of Loretta and Alan.

1726
01:36:15,813 --> 01:36:17,745
No, it would need
a better title than that.

1727
01:36:17,849 --> 01:36:19,817
Yeah, definitely.
Definitely.

1728
01:36:20,956 --> 01:36:24,752
Sorry. Just...
Taha's femur is poking me.

1729
01:36:25,753 --> 01:36:28,342
[volcano rumbling]

1730
01:36:28,446 --> 01:36:30,206
Rafi must have
left that.

1731
01:36:30,310 --> 01:36:32,830
[Alan]
How do you forget your crowbar?
It's gonna help us escape.

1732
01:36:32,933 --> 01:36:34,555
No, he left it
on purpose.

1733
01:36:34,659 --> 01:36:36,350
Oh, cool. I always liked him.

1734
01:36:36,454 --> 01:36:37,869
One...Okay.

1735
01:36:37,973 --> 01:36:39,802
...two, three!Okay.

1736
01:36:39,906 --> 01:36:43,841
I would've preferred him
to not leave us here
in the first place, but...

1737
01:36:44,531 --> 01:36:45,359
[Alan] Okay.

1738
01:36:45,463 --> 01:36:47,189
[grunting]

1739
01:37:06,415 --> 01:37:08,624
Dulcius ex asperis.

1740
01:37:12,973 --> 01:37:14,872
Sweeter after difficulty.

1741
01:37:16,597 --> 01:37:18,185
[rumbling]

1742
01:37:21,499 --> 01:37:22,949
Go up!
Run for the trees!

1743
01:37:24,157 --> 01:37:27,056
Wait. Nope. Never mind.
Trees are on fire.

1744
01:37:27,505 --> 01:37:29,196
Okay.

1745
01:37:30,784 --> 01:37:32,648
We can go back
through the tunnel.

1746
01:37:33,614 --> 01:37:34,892
Nope. Tunnel's a no-go.

1747
01:37:40,000 --> 01:37:41,968
[Alan] Um, okay.
I'm open to other ideas.

1748
01:37:42,071 --> 01:37:45,626
There's a current.
We can follow it into the ocean.

1749
01:37:45,730 --> 01:37:47,352
How do we know
what's on the other side?

1750
01:37:47,870 --> 01:37:48,940
We don't.

1751
01:37:50,769 --> 01:37:52,910
There's only one way
to find out.

1752
01:37:54,463 --> 01:37:56,120
Worth the rash.Yeah?

1753
01:38:17,106 --> 01:38:18,107
Alan?

1754
01:38:26,564 --> 01:38:27,806
Alan!

1755
01:39:00,632 --> 01:39:02,324
[gasping]

1756
01:39:05,258 --> 01:39:06,259
Alan?

1757
01:39:06,362 --> 01:39:09,055
A-- [coughs] Alan?

1758
01:39:10,263 --> 01:39:11,264
Alan!

1759
01:39:14,543 --> 01:39:16,269
Oh, my God! You're alive!

1760
01:39:16,372 --> 01:39:18,616
I'm alive.Oh, my God.
I thought I killed you.

1761
01:39:18,719 --> 01:39:20,135
[laughs]

1762
01:39:21,584 --> 01:39:22,551
Is that Beth?

1763
01:39:22,654 --> 01:39:23,897
[Beth] Loretta!

1764
01:39:24,518 --> 01:39:25,692
[Loretta] Beth!

1765
01:39:25,795 --> 01:39:27,452
[Alan] Beth![Loretta] Beth!

1766
01:39:27,556 --> 01:39:28,798
Beth!

1767
01:39:34,459 --> 01:39:35,840
Beth, you're here!

1768
01:39:36,496 --> 01:39:37,704
Why are you here?

1769
01:39:37,807 --> 01:39:40,603
I told you I got your back,
girl!

1770
01:39:41,190 --> 01:39:42,985
I'm so sorry!

1771
01:39:43,089 --> 01:39:45,194
I destroyed
the jumpsuit!

1772
01:39:45,643 --> 01:39:46,644
What?

1773
01:39:46,747 --> 01:39:49,267
Never mind! Later.

1774
01:39:49,371 --> 01:39:51,373
I found a British guy
in a cave.

1775
01:39:51,476 --> 01:39:53,961
I thought he was a little boy,
but he has a full beard.

1776
01:39:54,065 --> 01:39:57,344
Beth, that's Fairfax!
He kidnapped us!

1777
01:39:57,448 --> 01:40:00,209
[Alan] He's a bad guy, Beth!
He killed my trainer!

1778
01:40:00,313 --> 01:40:01,314
Get him!

1779
01:40:01,831 --> 01:40:03,005
Stop him!

1780
01:40:05,387 --> 01:40:06,353
[grunts]

1781
01:40:06,457 --> 01:40:07,837
[grunts]

1782
01:40:10,840 --> 01:40:13,050
I got your back, girl.

1783
01:40:15,190 --> 01:40:17,157
Where were you running?
It's a boat.

1784
01:40:17,261 --> 01:40:18,779
This guy's hilarious.
[laughs]

1785
01:40:18,883 --> 01:40:20,609
Got you.

1786
01:40:20,712 --> 01:40:21,989
[Beth] Swim over to the rock!

1787
01:40:22,093 --> 01:40:24,164
I don't got you.
No, I got you.I got you.

1788
01:40:24,268 --> 01:40:26,166
We're gonna get you.
It's gonna be okay.

1789
01:40:26,270 --> 01:40:28,858
[Allison] "Finding refuge
on a nearby rock,

1790
01:40:28,962 --> 01:40:31,068
he lifted her from the water,

1791
01:40:31,171 --> 01:40:34,347
his powerful arms
pulling her body close.

1792
01:40:34,450 --> 01:40:35,589
Alan whispered..."

1793
01:40:35,693 --> 01:40:38,247
Shh. You're safe now.

1794
01:40:40,663 --> 01:40:45,323
[Alan] "In that moment,
Loretta could feel a new
adventure was just beginning."

1795
01:40:46,600 --> 01:40:49,258
"The heart-pounding passion
of the narrow escape

1796
01:40:49,362 --> 01:40:52,296
only inflamed Loretta's
desire for him.

1797
01:40:52,399 --> 01:40:56,610
She was thirsty for the hot lava
soon to be pulsing from his..."

1798
01:40:56,714 --> 01:41:00,304
Don't you go stopping
right at the good part.

1799
01:41:00,407 --> 01:41:01,546
[chuckles][laughs]

1800
01:41:01,650 --> 01:41:03,479
It's nothing she hasn't
read before.

1801
01:41:03,583 --> 01:41:04,963
Didn't I tell you?

1802
01:41:05,067 --> 01:41:08,070
The most beautiful beach
in the world.

1803
01:41:08,174 --> 01:41:11,487
Maybe later, I'll show you
the Cove of Enchantment?

1804
01:41:11,591 --> 01:41:13,179
No, you can take Randy.

1805
01:41:13,282 --> 01:41:16,941
Remember, you are
my platonic man friend.

1806
01:41:17,044 --> 01:41:20,082
Platonic?
I like the sound of that.

1807
01:41:20,186 --> 01:41:22,843
Not sure what it means,
but I like the sound of it.

1808
01:41:22,947 --> 01:41:25,156
Here you go, Randy. [grunts]

1809
01:41:26,916 --> 01:41:29,229
My dear.You are an angel.
Thank you.

1810
01:41:29,885 --> 01:41:31,300
How did you know?

1811
01:41:43,209 --> 01:41:46,004
Nice way to end
a book tour, right?Mm-hmm.

1812
01:41:46,557 --> 01:41:48,386
[sighs] Um...

1813
01:41:48,490 --> 01:41:52,735
You know,
I have a phrase I like to use
in moments like these, actually.

1814
01:41:52,839 --> 01:41:54,081
Um...

1815
01:41:55,566 --> 01:41:56,981
Quid deinde?

1816
01:41:58,120 --> 01:42:01,296
It's Latin.
It means, uh, "What's next?"

1817
01:42:03,194 --> 01:42:04,713
Quid cogitas?

1818
01:42:04,816 --> 01:42:06,197
Mmm.

1819
01:42:06,922 --> 01:42:08,095
Buca di Beppo.

1820
01:42:08,199 --> 01:42:09,890
[both laughing]

1821
01:42:11,513 --> 01:42:13,170
Yeah. I know
zero other Latin.No. Yes.

1822
01:42:13,273 --> 01:42:16,207
I looked it up
for this moment right now.

1823
01:42:17,035 --> 01:42:19,176
[sighs]So, what does come next?

1824
01:42:19,279 --> 01:42:21,764
How would you write this?I don't know.

1825
01:42:21,868 --> 01:42:24,422
How would you write it?Do we really want me
to write this?

1826
01:42:24,526 --> 01:42:26,873
Just try. Take a stab at it.Okay. I'll write it.

1827
01:42:26,976 --> 01:42:28,323
Okay.

1828
01:42:28,426 --> 01:42:31,429
"We were-- They were, uh...
standing on a beach."

1829
01:42:31,533 --> 01:42:33,466
Sets the stage for the audience.
They know where we are.

1830
01:42:33,569 --> 01:42:35,364
You're already laughing.
Why are you laughing at me?

1831
01:42:35,468 --> 01:42:37,263
I'm not laughing.
I'm smiling.You are.

1832
01:42:37,366 --> 01:42:41,370
"There are palm trees
above a brown

1833
01:42:42,233 --> 01:42:44,856
bark-like hair
of the maiden.

1834
01:42:44,960 --> 01:42:46,824
There is a dead jellyfish--"

1835
01:42:46,927 --> 01:42:49,378
All you're doing
is describing what you're
actually seeing right now.

1836
01:42:49,482 --> 01:42:52,312
"He's nervous
because he really likes her."

1837
01:42:53,175 --> 01:42:55,212
It's nice writing.

1838
01:42:55,315 --> 01:42:56,627
Thanks.You're welcome.

1839
01:42:56,730 --> 01:42:57,835
I'll keep going.

1840
01:42:57,938 --> 01:42:59,526
"He looked deep in her eyes.

1841
01:42:59,630 --> 01:43:03,081
The only thing
that could compare
to the pulse of that ocean

1842
01:43:03,875 --> 01:43:04,945
was the throbbing in the--"

1843
01:43:05,049 --> 01:43:08,155
Okay, no, you can't throb.Why not?

1844
01:43:08,259 --> 01:43:09,985
Can't come
out of the gate
with a throb.

1845
01:43:10,088 --> 01:43:12,401
You throb all the time.I don't come
out of the gate with it.

1846
01:43:12,505 --> 01:43:14,403
You have to earn the throb.Who made you
the queen of throb?

1847
01:43:14,507 --> 01:43:18,200
It's usually a chapter four
thing. You want it brought up
appropriately in four.

1848
01:43:18,304 --> 01:43:20,409
I think you throb
in all the chapters.
"Pulsating."

1849
01:43:20,513 --> 01:43:22,446
It's a precursor to throb.

1850
01:43:22,549 --> 01:43:24,655
"Undulating."You just jumped to five.

1851
01:43:24,758 --> 01:43:27,623
How 'bout they just kiss?
Why not?Just like a regular kiss?

1852
01:43:27,727 --> 01:43:29,591
Yeah. Like a
beginning-of-the-chapter kiss.

1853
01:43:29,694 --> 01:43:31,282
I'm good at starting--

1854
01:43:35,148 --> 01:43:36,632
How was that? Any notes?

1855
01:43:37,392 --> 01:43:40,774
Very good
first chapter attempt.

1856
01:43:41,913 --> 01:43:43,743
♪ Bad chick
I could be your fantasy♪

1857
01:43:43,846 --> 01:43:46,055
♪ I can tell
You got big, big energy♪

1858
01:43:46,159 --> 01:43:48,368
♪ It ain't too many of 'em
That can handle me♪

1859
01:43:48,472 --> 01:43:50,370
♪ But I might let you try it
Off the Hennessy♪

1860
01:43:50,474 --> 01:43:52,752
♪ Make 'em sang to this thing
Like a melody♪

1861
01:43:52,855 --> 01:43:55,133
♪ And if your girl ain't right
I got the remedy♪

1862
01:43:55,237 --> 01:43:57,688
♪ It ain't too many of 'em
That can handle me♪

1863
01:43:57,791 --> 01:44:00,346
♪ Bad chick
I could be your fantasy♪

1864
01:44:00,449 --> 01:44:01,933
♪ Tell me how you want it♪

1865
01:44:02,037 --> 01:44:03,901
♪ Three, two, one
And I'm on it♪

1866
01:44:04,004 --> 01:44:05,868
♪ Feel good, don't it?
Hood chick, you in a bonnet♪

1867
01:44:05,972 --> 01:44:07,939
♪ I'ma bust it on a pole
Like Onyx♪

1868
01:44:08,043 --> 01:44:11,218
♪ I'm just being honest
Juicy, Minute Maid♪

1869
01:44:11,322 --> 01:44:13,013
♪ But can't do it
One minute, man♪

1870
01:44:13,117 --> 01:44:15,602
♪ Not a side or a main
I'm the only one he entertain♪

1871
01:44:15,706 --> 01:44:17,777
♪ Spending his
Mine in the bank♪

1872
01:44:17,880 --> 01:44:21,505
♪ I like what I see
A boss like you
Need a boss like me♪

1873
01:44:21,608 --> 01:44:23,576
♪ Daddy from the street
So he move low key♪

1874
01:44:23,679 --> 01:44:25,957
♪ Tryna ride that mic
Like karaoke♪

1875
01:44:26,061 --> 01:44:28,546
♪ On the count of three
Bad, get money♪

1876
01:44:28,650 --> 01:44:30,721
♪ Broke to the left
We don't want it♪

1877
01:44:30,824 --> 01:44:32,999
♪ I'm the one they love to hate
But they can't get past♪

1878
01:44:33,102 --> 01:44:36,243
♪ Pretty face, no waist
And a big old back♪

1879
01:44:36,347 --> 01:44:38,280
♪ Bad chick
I could be your fantasy♪

1880
01:44:38,384 --> 01:44:40,524
♪ I can tell you got
Big, big energy♪

1881
01:44:40,627 --> 01:44:42,733
♪ It ain't too many of 'em
That can handle me♪

1882
01:44:42,836 --> 01:44:44,804
♪ But I might let you try it
Off the Hennessy♪

1883
01:44:44,907 --> 01:44:47,082
♪ Make 'em sing to this thing
Like a melody♪

1884
01:44:47,185 --> 01:44:49,533
♪ And if your girl ain't right
I got the remedy♪

1885
01:44:49,636 --> 01:44:51,776
♪ It ain't too many of 'em
That can handle me♪

1886
01:44:51,880 --> 01:44:54,296
♪ Bad chick
I could be your fantasy♪

1887
01:44:54,400 --> 01:44:58,231
♪ Got that real big energy...♪

1888
01:45:00,060 --> 01:45:02,511
[wind chimes tinkling]

1889
01:45:06,032 --> 01:45:07,516
Psst!

1890
01:45:08,172 --> 01:45:09,656
Psst.

1891
01:45:10,623 --> 01:45:11,624
Psst.

1892
01:45:13,695 --> 01:45:14,661
Mother--

1893
01:45:14,765 --> 01:45:16,491
You were dead.

1894
01:45:16,594 --> 01:45:19,459
Your brains came out
of your face and hit
the back of my throat.

1895
01:45:19,563 --> 01:45:22,117
-He was in my mouth.
-Don't say he was in your mouth.

1896
01:45:22,220 --> 01:45:23,843
-I could taste you.
-Don't ever say that.

1897
01:45:23,946 --> 01:45:29,124
We only use 10% of our brain,
so I just switched
to another 10%.

1898
01:45:29,227 --> 01:45:32,058
[whispers]
So, you're okay?

1899
01:45:32,161 --> 01:45:33,853
One hundred percent.

1900
01:45:33,956 --> 01:45:35,441
Meaning 10%.

1901
01:45:35,544 --> 01:45:37,304
We thought you were dead.

1902
01:45:37,408 --> 01:45:40,135
Naturally,
I have some anger issues
I need to let go of.

1903
01:45:40,238 --> 01:45:42,586
[Loretta] Of course.And resentment.

1904
01:45:44,484 --> 01:45:45,830
So good to see you, man.

1905
01:45:45,934 --> 01:45:48,005
[instructor] Okay,
let's keep the chatter down.

1906
01:45:48,108 --> 01:45:52,492
We're closing our eyes
and reconnecting to our breath.

1907
01:45:53,562 --> 01:45:54,667
Great.

1908
01:45:55,495 --> 01:45:56,496
Great.