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[sighs]

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[both breathing heavily]

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You were incredible.

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My heart is still racing.

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I felt it too.

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All thanks
to your brute strength, Dash,

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and your knowledge
of ancient Aramaic mathematics.

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Please. This has nothing to do
with my two doctorates

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and my master'’s
in Gender Studies

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and everything to do
with you, Dr. Lovemore.

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The truth is,

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I never thought I would find
the Lost City of D.

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I would
choose your words carefully.[hissing]

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They will be your last.

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You led me right
to King Kalaman'’s tomb

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and his queen'’s
legendary Crown of Fire.

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And now I will be very rich,

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and you will be very dead.

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Hold up. Are these--
Are these your snakes?

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No, they were just here.

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There were just
hundreds of snakes
in this temple

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just waiting for us
to show up?

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Who feeds them? You feed them?No, what do they eat?

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Why is that one
not biting that guy?
Why is that happening?

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-Are they trained not
to bite henchmen or something?
-[captor] Yeah, well...

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[Dr. Lovemore]
I mean, the snake-to-temple
ratio alone...

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This is ridiculous.
Delete.

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I-- I think my character
can still work.

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Delete.

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Loretta, you still have
a story to write.

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Delete.

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[voice mail]
Hey, it'’s me, Beth.

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I don'’t want to pull the whole
"I'’m your publisher" card,
but I am.

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And I'’m really looking forward
to seeing this last chapter.

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But no pressure.
No, there actually is pressure.

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The exact amount of pressure
that motivates you
but doesn'’t paralyze you.

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You got this.

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Thank you.

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[voice mail tone][Beth] Me again.

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Okay, so everything
is set for the book tour,

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but, uh, the only thing we need
is a book to tour with.

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I can'’t help
but get the feeling that
you'’re not finishing

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because you don'’t want
to leave your house.

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Listen, I know these last
five years have been hard
after John'’s passing,

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and it feels easier
to live in your bathtub,

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drinking Chardonnay on ice.

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But, girl,
there is a great big world
waiting for you

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and a book tour
that I can'’t cancel, so just
make it happen, all right?

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Love you, bye!

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[Dash] We have to keep going.

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Let'’s see
what'’s on the other side
of that door.

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But what if
there isn'’t anything?

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There'’s only one way
to find out.

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Then Lovemore realized

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the treasure she wanted
was lost forever

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and her adventures
were coming to an end.

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That doesn'’t feel right.

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Yeah, but that'’s it.

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That'’s the end.

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Well, John,

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here I go.

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Dulcius ex asperis.

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-[Beth]
Okay, honey, it'’s showtime.
-Are you sure about this?

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Because I have a wedgie
in the back and in the front
in this thing.

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I feel like
a nerdy figure skater.

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Sexy. Stunner.
I'’m all about it.No, it'’s not. It's not.

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-How do I move in this?
-Don'’t touch it.

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I'’m not touching it.
I'’m holding it out.Stop it. Will you stop?

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Get it out now
'’cause you can't do that
onstage.

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And we'’re done.
And we'’re done. Okay, good.

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Do I need to be wearing
a glitter onesie?

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You only have to wear this
for two hours.

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Do not mess this up,
do you hear me?
This is on loan.

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Everyone'’s wearing
sequins right now.

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[camera shutter clicking]

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Why is she taking my photo?This is Allison.

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She is our new
social media manager.

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And she'’s gonna be helping us
target that younger demographic.

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Meaning women in their 30s
who wish they were in their 20s.

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Hey, what'’s up?

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Um, I took over your socials,
so this morning you tweeted,

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"Where are my ladies at?
Meet me at Ballroom G
at 5:00 p.m.

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#ShawnMendes.

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#GaggingToMeetYouAll."

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Okay, we are having fun.
Let'’s go.

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[elevator dings]We need to remind people
that you are still alive.

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People know I'’m alive.

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And to remind them
why this used to be

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the best selling franchise.In Romance.

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Yes, which is the top
revenue-generating
literary category.

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Revenue-generating
isn'’t how I would describe
our presales right now.

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Just think of this as a way
that uses word of mouth.

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Oh, you want word of mouth?
Here we go. How'’s this?

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"The only thing
more lost than the city
is the author herself."

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"Loveless."
"Passionless."

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Uh, "Way past her prime."
And, oh, "This is fake history
at its worst."

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A book tour could
change everything, okay?

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We have to remind the fans
why they love you so much.

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Real history.
I merely season it
with a smidge more nudity.

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History had
a ton of nudity.

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[narrator on PA]
Deep exploration.

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Steamy wondering.

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Will Lovemore and Dash find
Queen Taha'’s priceless
Crown of Fire?

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Join them on their search.

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So, listen, I wanted to
talk to you about something.

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[whispers]
There'’s so many people.

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I know how much you hate
doing these things,

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so I'’ve invited Alan
to do the Q and A
with you today.

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-What?
-And the rest of the book tour.

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Beth, I expressly asked
not to do any more events
with Dash-- Alan, Alan!

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-He'’s gonna humiliate me.
-He'’s not gonna humiliate you.

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Thank you.
You'’re very good at your job.
Thank you so much. Thank you.

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Let me help you with that.

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He is-- He'’s
a body wash commercial.

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He'’s always glistening
all over the place.

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There hasn'’t been an event
where his shirt
didn'’t come flying off.

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You wish.[Beth]
Well, he'’s already here,

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so put on your big-girl panties
and let'’s get out there.

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Remember,
no grumpy face, big words
or boring academic talk.

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[audience cheering][laughs]
Yes! Yes!

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Come on, RTP!

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Ha-ha!

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Yes, my Lovemore-heads!

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I am so excited
to introduce to you

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the award-winning author,
Loretta Sage!

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Beth, I can'’t do this.
I'’m not ready.Are you kidding me?

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Listen, I'’ve got your back.
You got this.

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Go give the people
what they want.

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It'’s not me they want.Get out there now!

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[audience cheering, applauding]

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Hi. How are you?
Nice to see you. Thank you.

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Yep. Mount it.

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[chair creaking]

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Mount it. Mount it.
Okay.

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Find your center.

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And now, the moment
you'’ve all been waiting for.

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The sexiest...[audience member]
All right!

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...most influential hero
of a generation.

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That'’s a bit strong.

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His 20th cover
of an Angela Lovemore novel.

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Dash McMahon!

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[audience cheering]["The Final Countdown" plays]

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[audience member]
Oh, my God! Dash!

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[cheering intensifies]

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Take a bow.I already did mine.
I did mine.

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Okay, come on.
One more. I got you.

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[cheering]

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[applause]

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[chair creaking]

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Did you guys rehearse that?
Oh, my God.

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I'’m loving this chemistry
between you two,
and I got to say,

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I love this book.

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Oh, thank you, Ray.Thank--

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Spoiler alert.

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A really bold choice

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to not have them go
into the tomb at the end.

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Talk about
what went into this one.

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I mean, this one'’s
such a special book
for me personally.

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I-- I don'’t know how to say
how much it means to me

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that Loretta,
word writer extraordinaire,

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has, you know,
named the book after me.

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The Lost City of Dash.

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The Lost City of D.

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Um, but that'’s not what
the D stands for.

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It'’s D for "dick," right?No dick, no.

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It'’s based on the name
of an ancient tribe,
Dapocagihou-dysphem-ica.

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And, um, it was too difficult
for the European colonizers
to pronounce,

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so, in true colonial fashion
they abbreviated it.No one cares about this.

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That'’s so interesting.
Okay.

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How about we
take some questions
from the audience?

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[audience member]
Right here, handsome!Yes.

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Dash, what'’s your favorite
romantic moment?[audience] Ooh.

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What I would really like
to know is what is Loretta'’s
favorite romantic moment?

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[host] Ooh, spicy.

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Oh, uh...

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-Well, being a sapiosexual--
-[audience murmurs]

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Oh, is that when
they do the snakes
around the...

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No. That'’s someone
who finds, uh, intellect

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or intelligence,
uh, very sexy, you know.

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Same.

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Really?

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Dash! Rip off your shirt![audience cheers]

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No, no, no.
We'’re not gonna do that today.
We'’re here for Loretta's book.

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[host] Do we have questions
for Loretta?

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Uh, yes,
studious-looking young lady?
What would you like to ask me?

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Can you rip off Dash'’s shirt?

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[cheering]

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No, no. We'’re not gonna
do this again. Sorry.

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[audience chanting]
Rip it off! Rip it off!

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Rip it off! Rip it off!
Rip it off!

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Of course. Of course, yes.
Can do.

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Is this happening?

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00:10:05,653 --> 00:10:07,394
You don'’t have to do this.Oh, we have to.

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We have to give the people
what they want. Yes, yes.

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We have to give the people
what they want, yes.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
enjoy.

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Because The Lost City of D
is Dash'’s final adventure.

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If there even
is a next book,

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it will open with Lovemore
receiving the tragic news

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of his untimely death.

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00:10:28,197 --> 00:10:29,895
What?

202
00:10:29,938 --> 00:10:31,418
Shit. I'’m sorry.
My smartwatch is stuck.Ow. Hold on.

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00:10:31,461 --> 00:10:32,637
I know. Don'’t pull it.

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It'’s okay. Just be real still.

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No. That'’s pulling it.You'’re pulling it.

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You'’re gonna rip my wig off.
No, you can'’t--

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[audience exclaims]

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Oh, my!

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00:10:43,735 --> 00:10:45,301
Oh, my God.Is he okay?

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God, I'’m so sorry.
I'’m so sorry.

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-I'’m so sorry.
-[audience member]
You'’re a bad person.

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Stick around
for the costume contest
at 6:00 p.m.

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00:10:54,789 --> 00:10:57,357
"If there is another book"?

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I'’m investing
everything we'’ve got
into this tour, okay?

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00:11:02,449 --> 00:11:05,670
I just don'’t think I have
another Dash and Lovemore
adventure in me.

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00:11:05,713 --> 00:11:07,236
How does Dash die?

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00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:09,543
Was it the snakes?No.

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00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,067
Okay, so I have something
that I have to take care of.

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00:11:12,111 --> 00:11:14,548
You guys have an interview
in the next suite
in ten minutes.

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So can you please do me a favor
and be grown-ups

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and get yourselves there
on your own?

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00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:19,771
Okay. Thank you so much.

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00:11:20,772 --> 00:11:22,643
Does he die from
a staph infection?

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00:11:24,776 --> 00:11:26,691
It is a staph infection.
I knew it.

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00:11:27,866 --> 00:11:29,432
I-I-- All right.

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00:11:29,476 --> 00:11:32,653
Look, I get it
if you need a break
or something,

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00:11:32,697 --> 00:11:34,786
but you can'’t
just kill me, okay?Okay.

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I hate that I have to
ask this, but you do know
you'’re not Dash, right?

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Dash is a character
I made up.

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Dash?

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[camera shutter clicks]Thanks.

232
00:11:46,841 --> 00:11:47,886
Thank you.

233
00:11:50,715 --> 00:11:53,108
Loretta, it'’s this way.No, I think it'’s this way.

234
00:11:53,152 --> 00:11:55,458
Can'’t you see that Dash
means so much to people?

235
00:11:55,502 --> 00:11:57,330
Means so much to you.Not to me.

236
00:11:57,373 --> 00:11:59,245
Well, yeah, to me,
but to other people too.

237
00:11:59,288 --> 00:12:02,335
What about Beth?You know what?
Beth is gonna be fine.

238
00:12:02,378 --> 00:12:06,078
She'’s gonna find plenty
fresh, young writers
full of great ideas.

239
00:12:06,121 --> 00:12:08,210
You can transition gracefully

240
00:12:08,254 --> 00:12:10,560
into the shirt-on phase
of your modeling career,

241
00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:12,084
and I can be left alone.

242
00:12:12,127 --> 00:12:13,868
Everybody is happy.

243
00:12:13,912 --> 00:12:15,957
No, it'’s this way.

244
00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:17,872
Beth says you don'’t even
leave the house anymore.

245
00:12:17,916 --> 00:12:20,048
I don'’t feel like
that'’s very happy.

246
00:12:20,092 --> 00:12:23,051
You should be going out in
the world, filling yourself up
on new experiences.

247
00:12:23,095 --> 00:12:25,488
I'’m already filled up.
I'’m full. I'm fully satiated.

248
00:12:25,532 --> 00:12:28,796
Why would you want
to be stuck at home alone
when you could see the world?

249
00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:30,363
You could be visiting
ancient Greece.

250
00:12:30,406 --> 00:12:33,366
Okay. How could I visit
ancient Greece?

251
00:12:33,409 --> 00:12:35,542
I get it. Because
you'’re afraid of flying.

252
00:12:35,585 --> 00:12:38,980
No. Because ancient Greece
is in the past.

253
00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:40,808
Just like Dash.

254
00:12:40,852 --> 00:12:44,159
Okay. You want to know who else
is stuck in the past? You are.

255
00:12:44,203 --> 00:12:46,814
You'’re so afraid
of life hurting you again
that you'’ve stopped living.

256
00:12:46,858 --> 00:12:48,990
You'’re like a human mummy.

257
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,646
I didn'’t, um...

258
00:12:53,952 --> 00:12:55,257
Oh.

259
00:12:55,301 --> 00:12:57,172
Mummies are human.

260
00:13:06,529 --> 00:13:08,531
Stupid-- Oh, crap.

261
00:13:09,837 --> 00:13:11,839
I'’m so sorry.
I-I will clean this up.

262
00:13:11,883 --> 00:13:14,581
I am not a litterer,
I-I assure you that.

263
00:13:14,624 --> 00:13:17,845
Do you, um--
Do you think you could, uh,
call a car for me, please?

264
00:13:17,889 --> 00:13:19,325
Thank you. Thank you.

265
00:13:22,241 --> 00:13:23,546
Bring the car around.

266
00:13:23,590 --> 00:13:25,200
God, is that
someone'’s retainer?

267
00:13:25,244 --> 00:13:27,550
I'’ve never said the right thing
one time around her.

268
00:13:27,594 --> 00:13:29,814
I get nervous
because she opens her mouth,

269
00:13:29,857 --> 00:13:34,035
and just an encyclopedia
of beautifulness comes out,
and I just never say--

270
00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:35,558
You know
she'’s trying to kill me?

271
00:13:35,602 --> 00:13:37,865
I just need
those tomatoes.

272
00:13:37,909 --> 00:13:40,215
You'’re right.
No, you'’re right.

273
00:13:40,259 --> 00:13:41,956
I should apologize.
Thank you, man.

274
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,828
I appreciate that
very, very much.You'’re welcome.

275
00:13:54,273 --> 00:13:56,318
Uh, Loretta Sage. Yeah.

276
00:14:01,671 --> 00:14:02,716
Uh--

277
00:14:04,065 --> 00:14:05,414
Hiya.

278
00:14:05,458 --> 00:14:07,112
Uh, I did not order
an UberPool.

279
00:14:07,155 --> 00:14:09,984
Someone wants to meet you.
We'’ll have you right back.

280
00:14:10,028 --> 00:14:11,072
Um...

281
00:14:14,684 --> 00:14:16,077
Loretta!

282
00:14:16,121 --> 00:14:17,557
Loretta! Loretta?

283
00:14:20,647 --> 00:14:22,562
[Uber driver] Uh, Loretta?

284
00:14:22,605 --> 00:14:25,173
Did you say "Loretta"?Yeah.

285
00:14:25,217 --> 00:14:26,566
Follow that SUV, man.No.

286
00:14:26,609 --> 00:14:28,611
Come on, please!No, no, no.

287
00:14:28,655 --> 00:14:31,614
I'’m not helping
any more handsome strangers.
Fool me once. Mm-mmm.

288
00:14:31,658 --> 00:14:34,922
[bell dings]What is this, Taken?
Am I "tooken"?

289
00:14:34,966 --> 00:14:36,532
Am I sold already?

290
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:39,666
Am I-- [blows air]
Am I sold to him?

291
00:14:39,709 --> 00:14:43,365
[Loretta] Ow. Stop.Oh, no. Did this feel creepy?

292
00:14:43,409 --> 00:14:46,064
I said
don'’t make it creepy, guys.

293
00:14:46,107 --> 00:14:48,196
I'’m so sorry
about the setting.

294
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,851
I just flew in.
I was in a real panic
to meet you.

295
00:14:50,895 --> 00:14:53,027
I didn'’t have time
to dress the place up much.

296
00:14:53,071 --> 00:14:55,943
I read you love cheese,
so I just got them all.

297
00:14:55,987 --> 00:14:59,860
Are you the one
who'’s been emailing me
for photos of my feet?

298
00:14:59,904 --> 00:15:01,993
No. Um--

299
00:15:02,036 --> 00:15:05,997
And I promise
what I'’m about to show you
is gonna make you very happy.

300
00:15:06,867 --> 00:15:08,260
But first, a little bit

301
00:15:08,303 --> 00:15:11,654
about the mysterious rogue
you see before you.

302
00:15:11,698 --> 00:15:14,092
Uh, my name
is Abigail Fairfax.

303
00:15:14,135 --> 00:15:17,182
Abigail?It'’s a gender-neutral name,
like Leslie or Beverly.

304
00:15:17,225 --> 00:15:20,663
Yes, but you'’re Abigail Fairfax
of the media-mogul Fairfaxes?

305
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:25,103
Didn'’t you just
take over your company or...

306
00:15:25,146 --> 00:15:29,150
No, that was my brother,
actually. That was Leslie.
We'’re all very proud.

307
00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:32,197
Ah. Yes, I should say so,
at such a young age to--

308
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,242
Some might even say
too young.

309
00:15:34,286 --> 00:15:37,028
But that world
never really interested me.

310
00:15:37,071 --> 00:15:39,900
My passions, as you may know,

311
00:15:39,944 --> 00:15:42,947
lie in the hidden things
in the world,

312
00:15:42,990 --> 00:15:45,819
things which defy possession.

313
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:48,996
Um, some might call me
a collector.

314
00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:52,782
But there is one obsession
in particular

315
00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:54,741
that has held me captive.

316
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,526
The Crown of Fire

317
00:15:57,570 --> 00:16:00,094
and its cascading
red diamonds.

318
00:16:00,138 --> 00:16:03,837
Is this a... Is this
a hidden-camera thing?

319
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:07,449
So imagine my surprise
when, in your new book,

320
00:16:07,493 --> 00:16:10,713
amidst the pages
of coital reverie,

321
00:16:10,757 --> 00:16:11,845
was something...

322
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,847
Oh, God....quite magnificent.

323
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,762
[laughing]

324
00:16:15,805 --> 00:16:18,330
I get it. I get it.
I so get it right now.

325
00:16:18,373 --> 00:16:19,853
Oh, my gosh.

326
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,203
I literally thought
you guys kidnapped me.

327
00:16:22,247 --> 00:16:24,727
I mean,
this is marketing, right?
Beth set this up?

328
00:16:24,771 --> 00:16:27,730
This was so good, you guys.
This was amazing.

329
00:16:27,774 --> 00:16:31,125
You, with your gun
and your mustache

330
00:16:31,169 --> 00:16:34,041
and your,
"You'’d better get in there"
and you know...

331
00:16:34,085 --> 00:16:35,129
[laughs]

332
00:16:35,173 --> 00:16:36,913
Oh, my God.

333
00:16:36,957 --> 00:16:40,961
You, with the G.I. Joe
tone-on-tone outfit.
[laughs]

334
00:16:41,005 --> 00:16:45,879
Your fictional archaeologist
was making real translations
of a dead language.

335
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:48,882
Mm-hmm.Something nobody else
has been able to do.

336
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:51,276
Well, nobody else
had ever tried.

337
00:16:51,319 --> 00:16:53,234
Is that right?
Am I saying the right thing?

338
00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:54,975
Except you, right?

339
00:16:55,019 --> 00:16:56,977
Except me!

340
00:16:57,021 --> 00:16:58,979
Yes. See, it turns out

341
00:16:59,023 --> 00:17:02,461
Loretta Sage
was once a young college girl
doing her dissertation

342
00:17:02,504 --> 00:17:05,420
on the dead language of the D
with her future husband,

343
00:17:05,464 --> 00:17:08,684
dreaming
of finding Kalaman'’s tomb
and the Crown of Fire.

344
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,731
I was sorry to read
you gave up your search
after he died.

345
00:17:11,774 --> 00:17:13,080
But what that means is,

346
00:17:14,647 --> 00:17:16,605
you'’re all I have left.

347
00:17:16,649 --> 00:17:19,739
All-All you have left
for... what?

348
00:17:19,782 --> 00:17:20,827
Hmm.

349
00:17:22,568 --> 00:17:24,004
Oh.

350
00:17:24,048 --> 00:17:25,266
Here we go.

351
00:17:33,666 --> 00:17:34,710
[lid creaks]

352
00:17:39,628 --> 00:17:41,587
What is this?

353
00:17:41,630 --> 00:17:45,330
I believe it is describing
the exact location
of Kalaman'’s tomb,

354
00:17:45,373 --> 00:17:48,811
in which Taha
and her priceless headdress
are buried.

355
00:17:48,855 --> 00:17:51,118
Well, if this were authentic,

356
00:17:51,162 --> 00:17:56,384
you would still have to
uncover an entire city

357
00:17:56,428 --> 00:17:59,561
that nobody
has been able to find.

358
00:17:59,605 --> 00:18:01,476
I found it.

359
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:04,784
On a tiny, forgotten island
in the Atlantic
called Isla Hundida.

360
00:18:04,827 --> 00:18:08,353
What I have not been
able to find is Kalaman'’s
final resting place.

361
00:18:08,396 --> 00:18:12,618
This piece of parchment
is the only clue we found
among the ruins.

362
00:18:12,661 --> 00:18:15,621
I need someone
who can decipher these symbols.

363
00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:17,840
I need you.

364
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,626
Well...Miss Sage,

365
00:18:20,669 --> 00:18:24,195
surely this isn'’t how
you want your story to end.

366
00:18:24,238 --> 00:18:26,849
We both had our dreams crushed
by bad luck,

367
00:18:26,893 --> 00:18:29,287
or in my case,
an arse-kissing little brother,

368
00:18:29,330 --> 00:18:32,333
but this is our chance
to show them all.

369
00:18:32,377 --> 00:18:34,161
Come with me...
to the island.

370
00:18:34,205 --> 00:18:39,253
Translate these symbols
and help me find
the Crown of Fire.

371
00:18:39,297 --> 00:18:41,864
You can name your price.

372
00:18:44,606 --> 00:18:47,131
I must respectfully decline.

373
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,352
[lid creaks closed]

374
00:18:52,223 --> 00:18:53,267
Well...

375
00:18:55,226 --> 00:18:56,923
I can'’t say
I'’m not disappointed.

376
00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:00,187
But I understand
how you feel.

377
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,845
Will you at least let us
give you a ride?

378
00:19:05,888 --> 00:19:09,805
Oh, no, thank you.
I'’ll call for my own car,
and I'’ll just...

379
00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:13,200
[mechanical whirring]

380
00:19:13,244 --> 00:19:15,376
[aircraft blades whirring]

381
00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:35,527
[Beth] I don'’t feel like
you'’re listening to me.
This is urgent, and we--

382
00:19:35,570 --> 00:19:38,356
Okay, so the police are saying
that they put out an APB...

383
00:19:38,399 --> 00:19:40,271
APB....on an SUV,

384
00:19:40,314 --> 00:19:42,708
and there'’s
this 24-hour rule...Why is there a rule?

385
00:19:42,751 --> 00:19:45,145
...and they won'’t
do anything until...What about the FBI or the CIA?

386
00:19:45,189 --> 00:19:47,234
-They said to call the police.
-I'’m sure Loretta's fine.

387
00:19:47,278 --> 00:19:49,845
When I was in college,
my friend Nicki went missing.

388
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,499
Everyone was, like,
freaking out.

389
00:19:51,543 --> 00:19:54,067
But then she was just
in her car.

390
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:57,375
She was dead, but we found her.
She wasn'’t gone.

391
00:19:57,418 --> 00:20:01,727
Um, what about...
Maybe we could get a PI

392
00:20:01,770 --> 00:20:04,512
or, like, you know,
private security or--

393
00:20:04,556 --> 00:20:06,514
What about an extraction team,
like the movie?

394
00:20:06,558 --> 00:20:09,038
Yes! But who does that?
The ex-military, right?

395
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:11,650
Oh, yeah. I think
I actually have somebody
that could help us.

396
00:20:11,693 --> 00:20:14,740
-Oh.
-I did this meditation retreat,

397
00:20:14,783 --> 00:20:16,959
and there was this
trainer guy there.

398
00:20:17,003 --> 00:20:18,483
You should
see this guy meditate.

399
00:20:18,526 --> 00:20:20,136
But he'’s ex-Navy SEAL.

400
00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:23,705
He-- He'’s a special ops trainer.
What was his name?

401
00:20:24,445 --> 00:20:25,794
Yeah. Jack Trainer.

402
00:20:25,838 --> 00:20:27,666
So he'’s a trainer
named Jack Trainer?

403
00:20:27,709 --> 00:20:29,798
That'’s how I have
everybody in my phone.
See, "Janice Mom."

404
00:20:29,842 --> 00:20:31,452
"Larry Doorknob."
"Stacy Butt Stuff."

405
00:20:31,496 --> 00:20:34,281
Look, this is
what this guy does.
He finds people.

406
00:20:34,325 --> 00:20:36,501
If there'’s anybody
that can help us, it'’s him.

407
00:20:36,544 --> 00:20:37,806
[line ringing]

408
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:43,508
[ringing continues]

409
00:20:43,551 --> 00:20:46,075
[on phone] Jack Trainer.Oh, so his name
is actually Jack Trainer.

410
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:49,775
Hi, uh, this is Alan
from "Touching Your Inner Self."

411
00:20:51,342 --> 00:20:53,257
The meditation retreat?

412
00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:54,997
[chewing sounds]

413
00:20:55,041 --> 00:20:58,131
Anyway, uh, okay.
Our friend Loretta
has been kidnapped,

414
00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,567
and no one'’s helping us.

415
00:20:59,611 --> 00:21:01,090
[Jack]
How long she been missing?

416
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:02,570
Maybe two hours now.

417
00:21:02,614 --> 00:21:04,006
Who is that?

418
00:21:04,050 --> 00:21:08,228
Um, this is B--
This is Beth. I'’m Beth.

419
00:21:08,272 --> 00:21:10,622
And Allison
is on too, sir.

420
00:21:10,665 --> 00:21:13,015
Did she have any
Wi-Fi-enabled devices?

421
00:21:13,059 --> 00:21:16,018
-She'’s got her phone, right?
-No, I have her phone.

422
00:21:16,062 --> 00:21:18,891
Oh! She has a smartwatch.
It ripped my wig off.

423
00:21:18,934 --> 00:21:21,720
What was that scenario?
Never mind. Open the phone.

424
00:21:21,763 --> 00:21:23,330
Go to the smartwatch app.All right.

425
00:21:23,374 --> 00:21:25,811
Then hit "Find My Smartwatch."

426
00:21:25,854 --> 00:21:28,857
Oh, my... That is so good.
That'’s why we called.

427
00:21:28,901 --> 00:21:31,512
"Anticipate the difficult
by managing the easy."

428
00:21:31,556 --> 00:21:35,081
Is that Oprah or Deepak? Laozi fromTao-te Ching.

429
00:21:35,124 --> 00:21:36,430
Oh, my God.

430
00:21:36,474 --> 00:21:38,389
It'’s in the Atlantic.

431
00:21:38,432 --> 00:21:40,782
She'’s on a plane?[Alan]
How can you tell that?

432
00:21:40,826 --> 00:21:43,132
'’Cause she can't swim
that fast.

433
00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:44,786
[Jack]
Doesn'’t sound like
a ransom scenario.

434
00:21:44,830 --> 00:21:47,441
My guess is blood sport,
Hunger Games type situation.

435
00:21:47,485 --> 00:21:50,357
Possibly some coke-fueled
dark web scavenger hunt.

436
00:21:50,401 --> 00:21:52,533
Real clown shit.
We'’ll have to move fast.

437
00:21:52,577 --> 00:21:55,580
-How do we pay you?
-Cryptocurrency. Cash App.

438
00:21:55,623 --> 00:21:59,018
I'’ll have her back
within 48 hours
or your next rescue is free.

439
00:21:59,061 --> 00:22:00,498
How many people
need a next rescue?

440
00:22:00,541 --> 00:22:02,282
More than you'’d think.

441
00:22:02,326 --> 00:22:04,197
-I'’m gonna need that phone.
-I'’ll bring it to you.

442
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,026
Let me know where she lands.
I'’ll meet you there, Alan.

443
00:22:07,069 --> 00:22:10,072
[aircraft jets whirring]

444
00:22:21,736 --> 00:22:22,824
Hello.

445
00:22:27,525 --> 00:22:28,787
Where am I?

446
00:22:28,830 --> 00:22:30,919
Um, you'’re on my plane.

447
00:22:30,963 --> 00:22:32,312
It'’s nice, isn't it? Hmm?

448
00:22:32,356 --> 00:22:34,227
The seats are made of
mama llama leather.

449
00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:37,273
Well, I'’m getting off
your plane.

450
00:22:37,317 --> 00:22:38,840
Unchain me!

451
00:22:38,884 --> 00:22:40,364
That'’s your seat belt.

452
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:43,018
Did you chloroform me?

453
00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:45,194
People actually do that?

454
00:22:45,238 --> 00:22:47,719
[grunts, groans]

455
00:22:47,762 --> 00:22:50,156
Well, you know,
it'’s a classic for a reason.

456
00:22:50,896 --> 00:22:52,376
My body feels drunk.

457
00:22:52,419 --> 00:22:54,378
It'’ll wear off in a bit.
I am sorry.

458
00:22:54,421 --> 00:22:56,684
I just couldn'’t wait around
for you to change your mind.

459
00:22:56,728 --> 00:22:59,383
Stop playing jelly.Time is not on our side.

460
00:22:59,426 --> 00:23:02,168
You see, the volcano
we'’re excavating around

461
00:23:02,211 --> 00:23:04,257
has developed
a bad case of indigestion.

462
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,215
I'’m rather worried
that when it blows,[grunts]

463
00:23:06,259 --> 00:23:08,435
everything that'’s left
of the Lost City
will be destroyed.

464
00:23:08,479 --> 00:23:10,437
Oh, my God.
My legs don'’t work.

465
00:23:10,481 --> 00:23:15,877
So, this is our last chance
to find both the tomb
and the crown.

466
00:23:15,921 --> 00:23:18,053
Oh, God. [groaning][Fairfax] Oh!

467
00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:20,491
Don'’t worry.
That'’s just our final descent.

468
00:23:20,534 --> 00:23:26,366
But it is the beginning
of the greatest adventure
of your life.

469
00:24:24,076 --> 00:24:25,947
[engine switches off,
door opens]

470
00:24:26,687 --> 00:24:27,732
[door closes]

471
00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:33,346
[chattering in Spanish]

472
00:24:35,087 --> 00:24:36,958
Welcome to the Lost City.

473
00:24:46,707 --> 00:24:48,317
How did you find it?

474
00:24:48,361 --> 00:24:50,624
So, the city was built
on a lava dome.

475
00:24:50,668 --> 00:24:53,409
As the volcano became active,
the dome filled with lava,

476
00:24:53,453 --> 00:24:55,977
and sunken things
rose to the surface.

477
00:24:56,021 --> 00:24:57,979
The D exposed itself.

478
00:24:58,023 --> 00:25:01,374
-The entire city?
-No, no. Just the tip.

479
00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:04,551
As soon as I heard rumors
of the ruins, I flew over
and bought the place.

480
00:25:04,595 --> 00:25:07,989
The site?No. The island.
The southern half.

481
00:25:08,033 --> 00:25:10,339
I got a good deal
'’cause this is where
the lava flows.

482
00:25:10,383 --> 00:25:12,472
We'’ve been excavating
for a year now.

483
00:25:13,821 --> 00:25:16,302
One doesn'’t kidnap
a romance novelist
on day one.

484
00:25:16,345 --> 00:25:18,478
Ah, yes, as the saying goes.

485
00:25:18,522 --> 00:25:21,612
Rafi doesn'’t like it.
Do you, Rafi?

486
00:25:21,655 --> 00:25:24,963
He says
we'’re disrespecting
his heritage.

487
00:25:25,006 --> 00:25:28,183
But not a lot of other
job options on the island,
are there, Rafi?

488
00:25:28,227 --> 00:25:30,098
Beggars can'’t be choosers.

489
00:25:40,108 --> 00:25:41,980
No more charcuterie,
I take it.

490
00:25:42,023 --> 00:25:44,243
Mmm. Please.
I'’m not a monster.

491
00:25:44,286 --> 00:25:45,853
Whatever you need, just shout.

492
00:25:47,681 --> 00:25:52,381
Uh, leave one hand free.
She has some translating to do.

493
00:25:53,644 --> 00:25:54,993
And then what?

494
00:25:55,036 --> 00:25:57,648
Loretta, I really wish
you would try and see

495
00:25:57,691 --> 00:25:59,954
what an exciting opportunity
this is for us.

496
00:25:59,998 --> 00:26:03,741
I believe this text describes
the exact location of the tomb.

497
00:26:03,784 --> 00:26:06,221
It'’s a logographic system.

498
00:26:07,135 --> 00:26:09,921
Like cuneiform or hieroglyphics.

499
00:26:09,964 --> 00:26:13,620
Now, if you have other documents
that possibly I can compare--

500
00:26:13,664 --> 00:26:15,056
Yeah, no luck there.

501
00:26:15,100 --> 00:26:17,929
We found some scratching
at a nearby waterfall,

502
00:26:17,972 --> 00:26:18,930
but it was useless.

503
00:26:18,973 --> 00:26:20,714
Just pictures of women.

504
00:26:20,758 --> 00:26:25,414
Look, I, too, wish
your dear old dead
archaeologist husband

505
00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:28,200
was here to help,
but he'’s not, so,

506
00:26:28,243 --> 00:26:31,159
time to shine, Loretta,
sex-book writer.

507
00:26:32,683 --> 00:26:34,336
They will come for me.

508
00:26:34,946 --> 00:26:36,774
Who, exactly?

509
00:26:36,817 --> 00:26:38,602
Your-- Your many cats?

510
00:26:38,645 --> 00:26:40,386
Oh, I don'’t have cats.

511
00:26:41,082 --> 00:26:42,954
Somehow even more sad.

512
00:26:42,997 --> 00:26:46,044
I have a hamster, asshole!

513
00:26:46,087 --> 00:26:47,959
You have a hamster'’s asshole?

514
00:26:48,002 --> 00:26:51,789
No, there was a--
there was a comma between--
Forget it.

515
00:26:51,832 --> 00:26:54,879
I bet your brother never had
to kidnap anyone!

516
00:27:10,024 --> 00:27:13,941
[announcer on intercom
speaking Spanish]

517
00:27:26,737 --> 00:27:30,218
♪ From the dusty mesa♪

518
00:27:30,262 --> 00:27:34,701
♪ Her looming shadow grows♪

519
00:27:34,745 --> 00:27:38,096
♪ Hidden in the branches♪

520
00:27:38,139 --> 00:27:42,013
♪ Of the poison creosote♪

521
00:27:45,799 --> 00:27:47,409
Good to see you, man.

522
00:27:47,453 --> 00:27:48,976
Phone.Right.

523
00:28:00,988 --> 00:28:02,381
What?

524
00:28:02,424 --> 00:28:04,992
Yeah, I was thinking
that I could, you know,

525
00:28:05,036 --> 00:28:06,646
maybe just sort of
come with you.

526
00:28:06,690 --> 00:28:08,692
Why?To help.

527
00:28:08,735 --> 00:28:12,739
I know CPR.
I know some light karate.
CrossFit certified.

528
00:28:12,783 --> 00:28:14,219
Okay, okay, listen, listen!

529
00:28:15,263 --> 00:28:16,961
I just-- It'’s my fault.

530
00:28:17,004 --> 00:28:19,441
Not the kidnapping
and stuff,

531
00:28:19,485 --> 00:28:22,444
but, like, I said
some really mean stuff to her,
and I regret it,

532
00:28:22,488 --> 00:28:24,098
and I just need
to take it back.

533
00:28:24,142 --> 00:28:25,404
I called her a human mummy.

534
00:28:26,797 --> 00:28:28,102
Mummies are human.

535
00:28:28,929 --> 00:28:31,497
I'’m aware of that now, yes.

536
00:28:31,540 --> 00:28:34,500
That is true.[breathes deeply]

537
00:28:34,543 --> 00:28:35,544
Please.

538
00:28:37,068 --> 00:28:39,505
All right, Alan,
I can'’t be responsible
for you.

539
00:28:40,462 --> 00:28:41,768
Okay. Yeah.

540
00:28:41,812 --> 00:28:44,640
I need you
to stay in the car.Yeah.

541
00:28:44,684 --> 00:28:46,860
In the car.In the car.

542
00:28:46,904 --> 00:28:49,341
The whole time.The whole time?

543
00:28:49,384 --> 00:28:50,777
Whole time.

544
00:28:50,821 --> 00:28:51,822
Mm-hmm.

545
00:28:53,824 --> 00:28:54,825
Yes!

546
00:29:00,874 --> 00:29:01,919
[lock chirps]

547
00:29:01,962 --> 00:29:03,224
This is me.

548
00:29:04,356 --> 00:29:06,750
Really? Is this what
the SEAL teams use?

549
00:29:06,793 --> 00:29:09,448
"Only a fool chooses a horse
by its color."

550
00:29:09,491 --> 00:29:12,320
Right, right.
The Tao-te Ching?

551
00:29:12,364 --> 00:29:15,323
No, it was on the sign
back there at the rental place.

552
00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:18,979
[car engine starts, revs]

553
00:29:23,941 --> 00:29:24,985
Thank you.

554
00:29:29,860 --> 00:29:35,822
♪ I once had a life
Or rather, life had me♪

555
00:29:35,866 --> 00:29:38,912
♪ I was one among many♪

556
00:29:38,956 --> 00:29:42,611
♪ Or at least I seemed to be♪

557
00:29:42,655 --> 00:29:49,314
♪ Well, I read an old quotation
In a book just yesterday♪

558
00:29:49,357 --> 00:29:52,360
♪ Said
"Gonna reap just what you sow ♪

559
00:29:52,404 --> 00:29:55,755
♪ The debts you make
You have to pay"♪

560
00:29:55,799 --> 00:29:57,235
♪ Can you get to that?♪

561
00:29:58,018 --> 00:29:59,367
What? What?

562
00:30:01,892 --> 00:30:03,937
I was hoping to invite you
to breakfast,

563
00:30:03,981 --> 00:30:06,374
but it looks like
you still have work to do.

564
00:30:07,593 --> 00:30:09,377
Uh, wait, wait, wait.

565
00:30:09,421 --> 00:30:10,901
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

566
00:30:10,944 --> 00:30:13,033
I believe this says

567
00:30:13,077 --> 00:30:15,166
"rest" or "resting."

568
00:30:15,209 --> 00:30:18,386
So it would be,
"Kalaman and his treasure..."

569
00:30:18,430 --> 00:30:22,869
And then
there are some missing pieces,
and then "rest," "resting,"

570
00:30:22,913 --> 00:30:25,959
and something about
"tears," so...

571
00:30:27,961 --> 00:30:29,049
Resting where?

572
00:30:29,093 --> 00:30:30,442
Hmm? Oh!

573
00:30:30,485 --> 00:30:33,271
Didn'’t say.
It doesn'’t say.

574
00:30:33,314 --> 00:30:34,576
[Loretta stammers]

575
00:30:34,620 --> 00:30:37,710
Miss Sage,
I need you to do better.

576
00:30:37,753 --> 00:30:41,192
Then next time
maybe don'’t kidnap
a romance novelist, hmm?

577
00:30:41,235 --> 00:30:43,585
My God,
this shouldn'’t be this hard!

578
00:30:43,629 --> 00:30:45,631
It is not some pauper'’s grave
we'’re looking for.

579
00:30:45,674 --> 00:30:48,068
It is a monument to a great man!

580
00:30:48,112 --> 00:30:50,114
King Kalaman was ambitious,
he was powerful,

581
00:30:50,157 --> 00:30:52,594
he was the first man
to build a city
in the Atlantic.

582
00:30:52,638 --> 00:30:55,293
The eyes of his subjects
would have turned to him.

583
00:30:55,336 --> 00:30:58,644
He would have had a pyramid,
a ziggurat, a tower

584
00:30:58,687 --> 00:31:00,733
to hold his Crown of Fire.

585
00:31:00,776 --> 00:31:03,823
All I need to know
is where it is.

586
00:31:03,867 --> 00:31:06,913
I don'’t know if you recall,
but you only said translate it.

587
00:31:06,957 --> 00:31:08,872
I-I translated it.

588
00:31:09,916 --> 00:31:11,439
Translate it again.

589
00:31:17,402 --> 00:31:20,318
One day, we'’re gonna
laugh about this.
[chuckles]

590
00:31:20,361 --> 00:31:22,320
Such an adventure
we'’re having.

591
00:31:25,671 --> 00:31:29,893
I should go with you,
just for backup and awesomeness.

592
00:31:30,850 --> 00:31:32,721
This is pretty awesome.

593
00:31:32,765 --> 00:31:35,333
You got nature, the radio.

594
00:31:36,769 --> 00:31:40,120
Yeah, you'’re right,
but it'’s very, very important
to me

595
00:31:40,164 --> 00:31:42,079
that she knows
that I came to rescue her.

596
00:31:42,122 --> 00:31:43,819
Why?
Do you like this woman?

597
00:31:44,995 --> 00:31:47,345
No, I just brought snacks
and stuff.

598
00:31:47,388 --> 00:31:49,695
And she gets a little grumpy
when she'’s hungry.

599
00:31:49,738 --> 00:31:53,090
Blood pressure drops.
And I get that because I'’m
a five-meal-a-day kind of guy.

600
00:31:53,133 --> 00:31:55,701
Do you keto, by the way?
You look like you keto.

601
00:31:55,744 --> 00:31:57,659
No.No. Yeah.

602
00:31:57,703 --> 00:31:59,444
[chuckles]
You don'’t need it.

603
00:31:59,487 --> 00:32:01,141
What is it?

604
00:32:01,185 --> 00:32:04,797
I just want her to think of me
as more than a cover model.

605
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:09,193
But, Alan,
you are so much more.
You'’re my lookout.

606
00:32:09,236 --> 00:32:12,544
Okay, can I at least do the part
where I put her in the car

607
00:32:12,587 --> 00:32:16,026
and I just go,
"Shh. You'’re safe now"?

608
00:32:17,375 --> 00:32:19,464
Sure, champ.
She'’ll love that.

609
00:32:19,507 --> 00:32:21,422
Oh, you'’re just going?
Going to start?

610
00:32:21,466 --> 00:32:23,772
You'’re starting
the mission now? Okay.

611
00:32:33,130 --> 00:32:34,740
[handle rattles]

612
00:32:35,523 --> 00:32:38,004
[birds screeching]

613
00:32:38,048 --> 00:32:40,050
["Red Right Hand" playing]

614
00:32:48,058 --> 00:32:50,016
[grunts] Oh!

615
00:32:56,980 --> 00:32:57,981
[grunts]

616
00:32:59,243 --> 00:33:00,940
Go to sleep.

617
00:33:00,984 --> 00:33:02,637
♪ Take a little walk
To the edge of town♪

618
00:33:02,681 --> 00:33:05,075
♪ And go across the tracks♪

619
00:33:06,772 --> 00:33:10,994
♪ Where the viaduct looms
Like a bird of doom♪

620
00:33:11,037 --> 00:33:15,215
♪ As it shifts and cracks♪

621
00:33:15,259 --> 00:33:21,091
♪ Where secrets lie
In the border fires
In the humming wires♪

622
00:33:21,134 --> 00:33:24,398
♪ Hey, man, you know
You'’re never coming back♪

623
00:33:24,442 --> 00:33:26,574
♪ Past the square
Past the bridge♪

624
00:33:26,618 --> 00:33:29,621
♪ Past the mills
Past the stacks♪

625
00:33:29,664 --> 00:33:30,926
Alan.What?

626
00:33:30,970 --> 00:33:32,754
This is a breach of trust, Alan.

627
00:33:32,798 --> 00:33:34,539
I can help. Let me help.

628
00:33:34,582 --> 00:33:37,672
♪ A tall handsome man
In a dusty black coat♪

629
00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:40,023
Stay close. Stay alive.

630
00:33:45,115 --> 00:33:46,159
Hey.

631
00:33:47,508 --> 00:33:48,901
[grunts]

632
00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:51,338
♪ He'’ll wrap you in his arms♪

633
00:33:51,382 --> 00:33:53,079
Go to sleep.

634
00:33:53,123 --> 00:33:55,429
♪ Tell you that you'’ve
Been a good boy♪

635
00:33:55,473 --> 00:33:59,042
I got his head.
What do I do with his head?
I'’m just gonna set him down.

636
00:34:00,652 --> 00:34:02,132
[shouts, grunts]

637
00:34:05,483 --> 00:34:06,527
[shouts]No.

638
00:34:07,137 --> 00:34:08,529
Hey, hey, no!

639
00:34:08,573 --> 00:34:09,704
No, no, no!

640
00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:11,576
[grunts]

641
00:34:11,619 --> 00:34:14,318
♪ There won'’t be a single thing
That you can do ♪

642
00:34:14,361 --> 00:34:17,234
♪ He'’s a god, he's a man
He'’s a ghost, he's a guru♪

643
00:34:17,277 --> 00:34:19,149
Ooh, yeah! Ooh.

644
00:34:19,192 --> 00:34:20,237
Ow.

645
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:22,065
Teamwork, yeah!

646
00:34:22,108 --> 00:34:25,329
Great effort, Alan, but that man
was already unconscious.

647
00:34:25,372 --> 00:34:27,026
I was already wound up.

648
00:34:28,158 --> 00:34:30,638
Just don'’t do it
when I'’m...

649
00:34:33,728 --> 00:34:35,078
Hi.

650
00:34:37,341 --> 00:34:39,038
-[grunts]
-Oh!

651
00:34:40,344 --> 00:34:41,910
[Alan] On your seven!

652
00:34:42,563 --> 00:34:44,087
[shouts]

653
00:34:46,828 --> 00:34:47,916
Oh!

654
00:34:52,878 --> 00:34:54,923
Trainer, he'’s not asleep!

655
00:34:54,967 --> 00:34:56,882
Stay-- Stay down. Stay down.

656
00:34:59,667 --> 00:35:02,148
-You'’re doing great.
-Thanks.

657
00:35:02,192 --> 00:35:04,019
Where you going?

658
00:35:04,063 --> 00:35:06,761
♪ Through the ghettos
And the barrio♪

659
00:35:06,805 --> 00:35:09,286
♪ And the Bowery and the slums♪What?

660
00:35:09,329 --> 00:35:10,461
[grunts]

661
00:35:11,810 --> 00:35:13,116
Loretta Sage?

662
00:35:13,768 --> 00:35:14,813
Yes.

663
00:35:14,856 --> 00:35:16,467
I'’m getting you out of here.

664
00:35:17,772 --> 00:35:20,558
Why are you so handsome?My dad was a weatherman.

665
00:35:21,211 --> 00:35:22,212
[grunts]

666
00:35:22,821 --> 00:35:23,909
A-Alan?

667
00:35:23,952 --> 00:35:26,085
Yeah.What are you doing here?

668
00:35:26,129 --> 00:35:29,001
-Uh, irregardless,
I'’m here to save you.
-That'’s not...

669
00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:31,134
-I think he meant "regardless."
-Yes.

670
00:35:32,918 --> 00:35:36,878
Ooh, uh, does she need
saving in there, Trainer?
I think she'’s fine there.

671
00:35:36,922 --> 00:35:39,707
No, no, leave it.
Don'’t take their stuff.
They'’ll come after us.

672
00:35:42,493 --> 00:35:44,234
Alan, why do you
keep doing that?

673
00:35:44,277 --> 00:35:46,323
Why do you keep doing that?
I had that one.

674
00:35:46,366 --> 00:35:48,890
It'’s just getting mean now.
It'’s unnecessary.

675
00:35:48,934 --> 00:35:50,936
I'’m sorry.
I just wanted to get one in.

676
00:35:50,979 --> 00:35:53,939
-Excuse me. Would it be possible
to remove me from the chair?
-No time.

677
00:35:53,982 --> 00:35:56,246
-No time?
There'’s been so much chitchat.
-[men shouting]

678
00:35:56,289 --> 00:35:57,769
We should definitely go.

679
00:35:57,812 --> 00:35:59,684
[security shouting]
Let'’s go! Let's go!

680
00:35:59,727 --> 00:36:02,817
♪ We'’re running with
The shadows of the night♪

681
00:36:02,861 --> 00:36:06,908
♪ So, baby, take my hand
It'’ll be all right♪

682
00:36:06,952 --> 00:36:10,738
♪ They'’ll come true in the end♪

683
00:36:25,231 --> 00:36:26,450
Why are things exploding?

684
00:36:26,493 --> 00:36:28,016
[explosion]

685
00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:29,975
[people shouting in Spanish]

686
00:36:34,022 --> 00:36:35,067
I got--

687
00:36:36,851 --> 00:36:37,896
[lock beeps]Okay.

688
00:36:38,766 --> 00:36:40,203
Shh...

689
00:36:40,246 --> 00:36:42,205
Shh. You'’re safe now.

690
00:36:42,248 --> 00:36:43,467
You'’re...

691
00:36:43,510 --> 00:36:45,773
How-- How are you so calm?

692
00:36:45,817 --> 00:36:48,211
That was my--
That was my line.[Jack] Here.

693
00:36:50,343 --> 00:36:52,258
What?Is that Reiki?

694
00:36:52,302 --> 00:36:55,000
Are you healing me?I think so.

695
00:36:55,043 --> 00:36:58,264
-[Loretta] Ah.
-As Laozi says,
"To the mind that is still..."

696
00:36:58,308 --> 00:37:01,311
"...the whole universe
surrenders."[Alan] Hey, yeah, I know some--

697
00:37:01,354 --> 00:37:04,009
I know some, um, quotes
that could be good
for this moment.

698
00:37:04,052 --> 00:37:05,706
In omnia paratus.

699
00:37:06,794 --> 00:37:08,927
"Ready for anything."

700
00:37:08,970 --> 00:37:11,625
Maybe we shouldn'’t
be just staring lovingly
into each other'’s eyes

701
00:37:11,669 --> 00:37:14,802
like you'’re gonna fall in love
like I'’m not here.

702
00:37:15,368 --> 00:37:16,500
Who are you?

703
00:37:16,543 --> 00:37:19,503
Just a guy
trying to do his job.

704
00:37:19,546 --> 00:37:22,114
And right now, that job
is to get this lovely lady--

705
00:37:22,897 --> 00:37:24,595
Oh! Oh.

706
00:37:24,638 --> 00:37:26,249
Oh, God. Okay.[Alan groaning]

707
00:37:27,728 --> 00:37:29,774
-[gunshot]
-[Alan] No. What is happening?

708
00:37:30,557 --> 00:37:31,602
[Loretta shouts]

709
00:37:31,645 --> 00:37:33,299
-[gunshot]
-[shouts]

710
00:37:33,343 --> 00:37:35,388
[Alan] Okay. What do we do?

711
00:37:35,432 --> 00:37:37,651
We need to do-- I can'’t see.

712
00:37:37,695 --> 00:37:39,087
I don'’t like it! [gags]

713
00:37:39,131 --> 00:37:40,785
Here. Here!

714
00:37:40,828 --> 00:37:43,178
-Why would you throw a gun?
-Seriously?

715
00:37:44,832 --> 00:37:47,487
Get me out of the chair.I can'’t. We don't have time.

716
00:37:47,531 --> 00:37:48,706
[bullet whizzes, clangs]

717
00:37:51,099 --> 00:37:53,276
[Alan] Gotta squeeze!
You got to do a Kegel
or something!

718
00:37:53,319 --> 00:37:55,626
-Kegel it!
-What do you think a Kegel is?

719
00:37:55,669 --> 00:37:58,150
I'’m not in it, not in!
Still not in!

720
00:37:58,193 --> 00:38:00,500
-You got to go in more.
-Stop. Stop. Stop it!

721
00:38:00,544 --> 00:38:02,850
[window shatters][gasps] Oh, oh, oh!

722
00:38:02,894 --> 00:38:06,201
Oh, God. Get in the car,
get in the car!
Start the car! Start the car!

723
00:38:06,245 --> 00:38:07,681
-Go, go.
-Move your leg.

724
00:38:07,725 --> 00:38:09,901
Which one?Both of them! Move them!

725
00:38:13,818 --> 00:38:15,863
Forward, forward!Okay. Okay.

726
00:38:15,907 --> 00:38:20,085
-I'’m going! I'm going! Okay!
-Drive!

727
00:38:21,434 --> 00:38:24,785
[Alan]
Shh. You'’re safe now. Shh.

728
00:38:26,570 --> 00:38:28,136
Ow.

729
00:38:28,180 --> 00:38:30,225
Shh. You'’re safe now.No, I'’m not. Not safe.

730
00:38:30,269 --> 00:38:32,271
Oh, no, am I bleeding?

731
00:38:32,315 --> 00:38:35,187
-I don'’t think that's yours.
-Oh, no, that'’s a lot of blood.

732
00:38:35,230 --> 00:38:36,449
[Alan gags]

733
00:38:36,493 --> 00:38:38,364
[Loretta] Cheese and rice!

734
00:38:38,408 --> 00:38:40,105
Are those his brains?What?

735
00:38:40,148 --> 00:38:42,194
I think his brains
are on my face!

736
00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:45,850
Definitely his brains
are in my mouth.
I can taste his thoughts!

737
00:38:45,893 --> 00:38:47,242
Focus on the road.

738
00:38:47,286 --> 00:38:49,506
He just liked
training people. Trainer.

739
00:38:49,549 --> 00:38:52,465
-What are you talking about?
-He loved me.

740
00:38:52,509 --> 00:38:55,120
Can you just scooch the car
over to the left?

741
00:38:55,163 --> 00:38:58,819
Get it off. Get it off.Oh, God.

742
00:38:58,863 --> 00:38:59,994
Watch out!

743
00:39:04,259 --> 00:39:07,219
Oh! Oh! Oh!

744
00:39:07,262 --> 00:39:09,395
[laughs]

745
00:39:09,439 --> 00:39:11,179
Oh, did you see...

746
00:39:14,139 --> 00:39:15,183
No.

747
00:39:20,667 --> 00:39:21,842
Oh.

748
00:39:23,409 --> 00:39:25,542
Oh, no. Oh, no.[horn honks]

749
00:39:26,238 --> 00:39:27,587
Oh, no.

750
00:39:36,117 --> 00:39:37,510
Oh, no.

751
00:39:38,381 --> 00:39:40,426
[Loretta] Alan?[gasps]

752
00:39:40,470 --> 00:39:44,125
Oh, holy Christmas.
Are you okay? Are you okay?

753
00:39:44,169 --> 00:39:46,127
Do you think you could
get me out of here?

754
00:39:46,171 --> 00:39:47,912
Yeah. Okay.

755
00:39:47,955 --> 00:39:50,915
You just flew out of the car.I did. I did, indeed.

756
00:39:50,958 --> 00:39:52,569
Okay. I got you.
I got you.

757
00:39:52,612 --> 00:39:55,049
Can you get me out of the chair?
Get me out of the chair.

758
00:39:55,093 --> 00:39:56,660
You'’re right.
You'’re right. You're right.

759
00:39:58,313 --> 00:40:00,185
Is that--
Is that a nail filer?Yeah.

760
00:40:00,228 --> 00:40:01,621
Can you just rip it?It'’s working.

761
00:40:01,665 --> 00:40:03,536
And maybe next time
I toss a gun at you,

762
00:40:03,580 --> 00:40:05,756
you can catch it
instead of ducking.

763
00:40:05,799 --> 00:40:08,933
How about the next time
you toss a gun at me,
you say, "Hey, Alan, catch"?

764
00:40:08,976 --> 00:40:10,891
Then maybe do that
before you throw it?

765
00:40:10,935 --> 00:40:13,198
Well, "here"
is a synonym for "catch."

766
00:40:13,241 --> 00:40:14,721
No, "here" is not a cinnamon
for "catch."

767
00:40:14,765 --> 00:40:16,941
In a colloquial kind of way,
yes, it is.

768
00:40:16,984 --> 00:40:19,204
You say, "Here,"
I toss you a sweatshirt.

769
00:40:19,247 --> 00:40:21,336
You say, "Here,"
I toss you a pen.

770
00:40:21,380 --> 00:40:24,470
How '’bout just,
"Hey! Catch! Gun!"

771
00:40:24,514 --> 00:40:27,647
Anything that you want
to throw, I'’ll catch it
because you said, "Catch."

772
00:40:27,691 --> 00:40:29,475
And I'’ll catch it
because you said it.

773
00:40:29,519 --> 00:40:31,912
That is also an option,
and then we would have a gun
with us.

774
00:40:31,956 --> 00:40:33,174
That'’s a thing.

775
00:40:33,218 --> 00:40:35,438
Be careful.Okay, we need to call--

776
00:40:35,481 --> 00:40:37,352
Be careful.

777
00:40:37,396 --> 00:40:39,877
We need to call for help,
get to the airport
and get out of here.

778
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:41,748
And I am driving.Okay.

779
00:40:44,185 --> 00:40:46,840
[both]
Oh. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh!

780
00:40:56,633 --> 00:40:59,200
Okay, call for--
call for help.

781
00:40:59,244 --> 00:41:00,767
Where'’s your phone?

782
00:41:04,249 --> 00:41:05,293
Okay.

783
00:41:09,036 --> 00:41:11,561
-Tell me you caught them.
-I tagged the blond one.

784
00:41:13,432 --> 00:41:16,304
Oh, Loretta.

785
00:41:16,348 --> 00:41:18,742
What are you thinking?

786
00:41:18,785 --> 00:41:21,745
You might'’ve killed one of them,
but his partner'’s
still with her.

787
00:41:21,788 --> 00:41:25,444
And he is clearly skilled,
highly trained

788
00:41:26,445 --> 00:41:28,012
and very dangerous.

789
00:41:37,978 --> 00:41:42,156
So, Miss Sage said
she was gonna leave the event,

790
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:47,074
then got in a car
and left the event?

791
00:41:47,118 --> 00:41:49,642
-Did you try calling her?
-She doesn'’t have her phone.

792
00:41:49,686 --> 00:41:51,296
Stolen phone.Didn'’t say that.

793
00:41:51,339 --> 00:41:53,124
[Nana]
Where'’s my magnifier?

794
00:41:53,167 --> 00:41:55,474
Listen, can you please
help with Nana?

795
00:41:55,518 --> 00:41:57,737
I don'’t want her
hearing about Loretta
'’cause it's going to upset her.

796
00:41:57,781 --> 00:42:00,740
-What about Loretta?
-Nothing, Nana.
She just went on a trip.

797
00:42:00,784 --> 00:42:02,220
[Nana] Good.[Beth] Yeah.

798
00:42:02,263 --> 00:42:04,962
That girl needed
to get out of the house.

799
00:42:05,005 --> 00:42:09,227
So, this is the thing.
Loretta'’s phone is not stolen.
I took it.

800
00:42:09,270 --> 00:42:13,666
I gave it to Alan.
Alan then gave it to
the trainer, uh, Jack Trainer.

801
00:42:13,710 --> 00:42:15,929
And that is how we found
her wearable.

802
00:42:15,973 --> 00:42:17,888
And who'’s Alan?[Beth] Dash.

803
00:42:17,931 --> 00:42:20,630
-What'’s that?
-He'’s the hero
in all of her books.

804
00:42:20,673 --> 00:42:24,024
-Nana. Hey, slut.
-Mm-mmm.

805
00:42:24,068 --> 00:42:27,071
Let'’s go in the other room
and talk about whichever war
you lived through.

806
00:42:27,114 --> 00:42:30,161
Okay. Come on, it'’ll be fun.
I'’m sorry. It'll be fun.

807
00:42:30,204 --> 00:42:32,163
Listen,
Loretta Sage is missing.

808
00:42:32,206 --> 00:42:34,600
When I looked at her smartwatch,
it said that she had flown

809
00:42:34,644 --> 00:42:36,297
to some island
I'’ve never even heard about.

810
00:42:36,341 --> 00:42:38,299
That means y'’all need
to do something about this.

811
00:42:38,343 --> 00:42:40,650
And if you can'’t, I will,
and that won'’t look good
for you.

812
00:42:40,693 --> 00:42:43,478
Pretty sure that'’s
outside our jurisdiction.

813
00:42:43,522 --> 00:42:46,612
-You'’d have to call the Feds.
-Okay.

814
00:42:46,656 --> 00:42:49,006
And if you do go to the Feds,
put in a good word for me.

815
00:42:49,049 --> 00:42:51,356
For me.For us.

816
00:42:57,014 --> 00:42:58,450
Oh, oh.

817
00:43:05,675 --> 00:43:07,851
What are you gonna do,
put the car back together?

818
00:43:07,894 --> 00:43:09,940
Well... we could--

819
00:43:17,208 --> 00:43:19,340
[steam hissing]

820
00:43:26,043 --> 00:43:28,785
Where did you say the phone was?Passenger glove.

821
00:43:28,828 --> 00:43:30,656
What?Passenger glove compartment.

822
00:43:30,700 --> 00:43:31,701
Goodness.

823
00:43:33,093 --> 00:43:34,791
Oh, my God.

824
00:43:34,834 --> 00:43:37,010
Oh, my God. No phone, no car.
We'’re so gonna die out--

825
00:43:37,054 --> 00:43:38,795
Here.What is this?

826
00:43:38,838 --> 00:43:40,448
Boots for the jungle.

827
00:43:41,536 --> 00:43:43,582
It'’s not exactly
hiking boots, but...

828
00:43:43,626 --> 00:43:46,280
I figured your feet
would be killing you after
wearing heels for this long.

829
00:43:46,324 --> 00:43:48,326
It was the best we could do.
They'’re Allison's. Sorry.

830
00:43:49,283 --> 00:43:51,459
Oh. Okay, well, thank you.

831
00:43:51,503 --> 00:43:53,331
Here, oh, I got you cheese.

832
00:43:53,374 --> 00:43:55,246
Oh, my God.You got to stay hydrated.

833
00:43:55,289 --> 00:43:57,248
Thank you so much.They didn'’t have
glass bottles,

834
00:43:57,291 --> 00:43:59,076
so we'’ll definitely
hold onto it and recycle.

835
00:44:01,992 --> 00:44:06,692
Okay, so what we need to do
is find a phone, we need
to call the authorities,

836
00:44:06,736 --> 00:44:09,695
and we need to wait here
until somebody comes
and rescues us.

837
00:44:09,739 --> 00:44:13,264
Uh... This...
This is the rescue.

838
00:44:13,307 --> 00:44:14,700
No one else is coming.

839
00:44:14,744 --> 00:44:16,789
I'’m sorry?I'’m the rescue.

840
00:44:16,833 --> 00:44:19,662
It was originally just
gonna be me, then I was like,
Trainer should come.

841
00:44:19,705 --> 00:44:21,664
Oh, Trainer. Rest in peace.

842
00:44:21,707 --> 00:44:26,059
So, our best bet
is to get to the airport.
See this road right here?

843
00:44:26,103 --> 00:44:28,845
From this area,
just take a shortcut
through the jungle to the road.

844
00:44:28,888 --> 00:44:30,629
Did you just say "shortcut
through the jungle"?

845
00:44:30,673 --> 00:44:32,413
Yeah.Okay, do you see us?

846
00:44:32,457 --> 00:44:34,938
Uh-huh.You are not Dash,
and I'’m not Lovemore. Okay?

847
00:44:34,981 --> 00:44:36,591
I'’m Loretta, and you are Alan.

848
00:44:36,635 --> 00:44:39,072
And jungles
eat people like us, okay?Eat people.

849
00:44:39,116 --> 00:44:42,380
And I don'’t want to mess up
the jumpsuit. It'’s on loan.
So we'’re gonna stay put.

850
00:44:42,423 --> 00:44:44,425
We'’re not just gonna
stand around here, okay?

851
00:44:44,469 --> 00:44:45,992
We'’re gonna go
through the jungle,

852
00:44:46,036 --> 00:44:48,255
we'’re gonna go to the airport
and find a phone,

853
00:44:48,299 --> 00:44:51,389
-so you can have your cake
and get what you want.
-"And eat it too"?

854
00:44:51,432 --> 00:44:53,826
If that'’s what you want to do
with your cake, fine. Let'’s go.

855
00:44:53,870 --> 00:44:55,872
-That'’s the only thing you do
with cake.
-Not mine.

856
00:44:55,915 --> 00:44:58,265
[Loretta] I don'’t know
what your people do,
but my people eat it.

857
00:44:58,309 --> 00:45:00,703
[Alan] You could give it
to someone as a gift.

858
00:45:00,746 --> 00:45:02,835
[Loretta] Those people
are still going to eat the cake.

859
00:45:02,879 --> 00:45:04,750
Everybody eats cake.

860
00:45:04,794 --> 00:45:06,578
[Alan] What about the kind
people jump out of?

861
00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:09,320
They don'’t eat it,
when they'’re in it.Oh, my God.

862
00:45:35,912 --> 00:45:37,522
[Alan] What did they
kidnap you for anyhow?

863
00:45:37,565 --> 00:45:39,480
Is it some weird sex stuff
like Taken?

864
00:45:39,524 --> 00:45:41,265
[Loretta]
Oh, my God, thank you.

865
00:45:41,308 --> 00:45:43,833
I thought so too,
but the guy'’s one
of the Fairfaxes.

866
00:45:43,876 --> 00:45:45,965
Beverly?No, the older one.

867
00:45:46,009 --> 00:45:49,664
The really odd one
that had the vlog
on finding Montezuma'’s treasure.

868
00:45:49,708 --> 00:45:52,058
[Alan]
The dude that was on the news
for trying to raise the Titanic?

869
00:45:52,102 --> 00:45:53,930
[Loretta]
Yes, he'’s looking for
the Crown of Fire.

870
00:45:53,973 --> 00:45:57,934
Wait a minute. Like the actual
Crown of Fire? Like the one...

871
00:45:57,977 --> 00:46:01,285
So those ruins were--They were
the Lost City of D, yes.

872
00:46:01,328 --> 00:46:03,635
What?
Are you kidding me right now?Shh.

873
00:46:03,678 --> 00:46:05,550
This is like your book.

874
00:46:05,593 --> 00:46:08,205
So we'’re basically
on a Lovemore and Dash adventure
right now?

875
00:46:08,248 --> 00:46:10,337
[insect buzzing]What is that?

876
00:46:10,381 --> 00:46:12,818
What if Fairfax
actually finds the crown?

877
00:46:12,862 --> 00:46:14,428
He won'’t. He won't.

878
00:46:14,472 --> 00:46:16,517
[people shouting in distance]

879
00:46:16,561 --> 00:46:17,780
[Loretta] Where do we go?Uh...

880
00:46:17,823 --> 00:46:19,564
[vehicles approaching]Oh, oh, oh.

881
00:46:22,872 --> 00:46:24,874
Okay, uh, we need
to get in the water.

882
00:46:24,917 --> 00:46:27,137
W-What?We need to go by river.

883
00:46:27,180 --> 00:46:29,269
No, no,
I don'’t really do water.

884
00:46:29,313 --> 00:46:31,619
What do you mean, "do water"?
I'’m not asking you
to procreate with it.

885
00:46:31,663 --> 00:46:34,274
Uh, my body and water
don'’t really go together.

886
00:46:34,318 --> 00:46:36,668
[vehicles in distance]How do you feel about dying?
Oh, God.

887
00:46:36,711 --> 00:46:38,626
Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You'’re okay. You're okay.

888
00:46:38,670 --> 00:46:41,542
I got you. Fine.I can swim. I can swim.
Thank you very much.

889
00:46:41,586 --> 00:46:43,762
Where are you going?I'’m crossing.

890
00:46:43,806 --> 00:46:45,851
No, we have to stay
in the water.

891
00:46:45,895 --> 00:46:48,288
I researched
aquatic counter-tracking
for my book, A Year in the Bush.

892
00:46:48,332 --> 00:46:50,421
They'’ll lose our tracks
in the water.

893
00:46:50,464 --> 00:46:53,293
Why is it warm here?
Wait, are you peeing?

894
00:46:53,337 --> 00:46:55,034
Just go around it.

895
00:47:03,913 --> 00:47:05,566
[engines switch off]

896
00:47:24,020 --> 00:47:25,760
[Loretta]
Okay, I think...

897
00:47:25,804 --> 00:47:27,762
I think
we lost them, right?

898
00:47:27,806 --> 00:47:30,678
Yeah. That wasn'’t so bad.
Yeah.

899
00:47:30,722 --> 00:47:32,593
Okay, uh...

900
00:47:32,637 --> 00:47:34,987
Don'’t panic.What do you mean, don'’t panic?

901
00:47:35,031 --> 00:47:36,380
-Just don'’t panic.
-No.

902
00:47:36,423 --> 00:47:38,251
Stop saying "panic."
I'’m panicking now.

903
00:47:38,295 --> 00:47:39,862
You have something
on your back.

904
00:47:41,515 --> 00:47:42,603
[screams] No!

905
00:47:42,647 --> 00:47:44,083
Stop screaming.What is that?

906
00:47:44,127 --> 00:47:45,519
What is that?Stop screaming.

907
00:47:45,563 --> 00:47:46,956
Do you have any on you?No. No.

908
00:47:46,999 --> 00:47:48,653
Why don'’t you have any
on you?

909
00:47:48,696 --> 00:47:50,524
Maybe the jumpsuit
scared them off.
I don'’t know.

910
00:47:50,568 --> 00:47:52,265
Get '’em off.Oh, my God.

911
00:47:52,309 --> 00:47:54,833
Okay. No, I can'’t touch
those blood-gorged mucous sacks.

912
00:47:54,877 --> 00:47:56,182
Can you fling it?Right now.

913
00:47:56,226 --> 00:47:57,792
Get it.Just pick it
and fling it.

914
00:47:57,836 --> 00:47:59,794
Just pick it and fling it.You pick it and fling it!

915
00:47:59,838 --> 00:48:01,971
Can you spin it off?Please, get it off.

916
00:48:02,014 --> 00:48:04,147
I don'’t like touching it.
I'’m feeling faint.

917
00:48:04,190 --> 00:48:07,193
They'’re sucking my soul out.Okay, okay.
Stop, stop, stop.

918
00:48:07,237 --> 00:48:08,891
[groans]

919
00:48:08,934 --> 00:48:11,110
[gags]
Don'’t make that sound.[gags]

920
00:48:11,154 --> 00:48:12,677
[gags]

921
00:48:14,766 --> 00:48:16,202
How many of them are there?

922
00:48:16,246 --> 00:48:17,943
Oh, there'’s not many.

923
00:48:17,987 --> 00:48:19,902
It feels like there'’s so many.What are you--

924
00:48:19,945 --> 00:48:21,381
I feel so many.Oh!

925
00:48:21,425 --> 00:48:24,167
Holy mother of God!Why are you praying?

926
00:48:24,210 --> 00:48:27,126
Is it that bad?
It can'’t be that bad.
Is it that bad? How many?

927
00:48:27,170 --> 00:48:28,562
It'’s not great.

928
00:48:28,606 --> 00:48:30,477
They'’re gonna suck
every bit of me out.

929
00:48:30,521 --> 00:48:32,958
Just please stop speaking.
I just need to--
need to get low.

930
00:48:33,002 --> 00:48:34,960
Hold on a second.[groans]

931
00:48:35,004 --> 00:48:37,876
Oh, God! I can feel them
just-- they'’re just
sucking out so much.

932
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:40,835
I'’m gonna be like
a shriveled-up skin sack
when they'’re done.

933
00:48:40,879 --> 00:48:42,968
You cannot tell my dad
I died this way, okay?

934
00:48:43,012 --> 00:48:47,103
You gotta tell him
I was wrestling an anaconda
with a sword or something.

935
00:48:47,146 --> 00:48:49,975
I'’m like a blood Jamba Juice.
They'’re just sucking it all out.

936
00:48:50,019 --> 00:48:51,672
Why are they all
on my butt though?

937
00:48:51,716 --> 00:48:54,327
Kind of like picking anchovies
off my Caesar salad.

938
00:48:54,371 --> 00:48:56,025
-It'’s actually not so bad.
-Anchovies?

939
00:48:56,068 --> 00:48:57,896
Why do you go to food
right now?

940
00:48:57,940 --> 00:49:00,855
Just find the queen,
and let'’s be done with this.

941
00:49:00,899 --> 00:49:03,162
Think you'’re good.
I need to just check your front.

942
00:49:03,206 --> 00:49:05,295
Okay. I can'’t look.

943
00:49:07,601 --> 00:49:09,038
Is it bad?

944
00:49:09,081 --> 00:49:12,302
Uh, wow.What is it? Just say it.

945
00:49:12,345 --> 00:49:15,914
I mean, you expect it to,
you know, not...

946
00:49:15,958 --> 00:49:18,699
Then suddenly there it is,
and it is, uh...

947
00:49:18,743 --> 00:49:21,093
You know, you get excited
for a person.What?

948
00:49:21,137 --> 00:49:23,791
I mean,
I'’m excited for all people.Why are you excited?

949
00:49:23,835 --> 00:49:26,055
Well, you know, people
wonder, they wonder,

950
00:49:26,098 --> 00:49:27,970
but they don'’t know, right?

951
00:49:28,013 --> 00:49:30,668
They don'’t,
until suddenly they do know,

952
00:49:30,711 --> 00:49:34,977
and then they--
they know something
that wasn'’t known before.

953
00:49:35,020 --> 00:49:36,935
Just--
Do I have any leeches or not?

954
00:49:36,979 --> 00:49:40,983
Oh, your plucky warrior hangs
in tranquil solitude.

955
00:49:41,026 --> 00:49:42,201
What?

956
00:49:42,245 --> 00:49:44,247
No, you'’re good.
You'’re good.

957
00:49:45,639 --> 00:49:47,380
We were so brave just then.

958
00:49:47,424 --> 00:49:49,513
Why do they go for the butt
so much?

959
00:50:02,308 --> 00:50:05,007
[singing in Spanish]

960
00:50:06,530 --> 00:50:08,793
[insect buzzing]

961
00:50:11,100 --> 00:50:14,016
What'’s that song
you'’re singing?

962
00:50:14,059 --> 00:50:16,844
A song
my abbiused to sing to me
when I was a kid.

963
00:50:18,063 --> 00:50:20,718
"If you suck life
from the island...Yeah?

964
00:50:20,761 --> 00:50:23,808
...the island
will suck of you."

965
00:50:23,851 --> 00:50:27,638
Your grandma sang you songs
about getting sucked off
by an island?

966
00:50:27,681 --> 00:50:29,901
It doesn'’t translate
super well.

967
00:50:31,033 --> 00:50:33,861
Is phantom leech syndrome,
like, a thing?

968
00:50:33,905 --> 00:50:35,689
They don'’t lay eggs,
do they?

969
00:51:24,825 --> 00:51:26,088
Queen Taha?

970
00:51:39,797 --> 00:51:44,062
"King Kalaman
and his treasure laid to rest...

971
00:51:45,237 --> 00:51:48,849
laid to rest
in the well of endless tears.

972
00:51:48,893 --> 00:51:50,895
Laid to rest in
the well of endless tears."

973
00:51:50,938 --> 00:51:52,592
What does that mean?[Alan] Loretta!

974
00:51:53,463 --> 00:51:55,029
You gave me
a heart attack.

975
00:51:55,856 --> 00:51:57,162
Where'’d you go?

976
00:52:01,514 --> 00:52:03,255
What is this?

977
00:52:03,299 --> 00:52:06,128
I'’m not sure,
but maybe they gathered here?

978
00:52:09,087 --> 00:52:11,742
Can you imagine
being right here,

979
00:52:11,785 --> 00:52:14,440
right in this very spot
back then?

980
00:52:14,484 --> 00:52:16,442
The stories
that they told?

981
00:52:16,486 --> 00:52:19,010
So much history I'’m sure
happened right here.

982
00:52:24,407 --> 00:52:25,973
[Loretta]
They'’ve got us cornered.

983
00:52:26,017 --> 00:52:27,932
Okay. We'’ve got to go up.
Come on.What?

984
00:52:27,975 --> 00:52:30,978
Have you seen what I'’m wearing?
I'’m in a glitter straitjacket.

985
00:52:31,022 --> 00:52:34,068
There'’s nowhere to go but up.
Come on. Let'’s go.

986
00:52:34,112 --> 00:52:37,637
[Loretta]
Oh! I should not be doing this.
I'’m too old for this.

987
00:52:37,681 --> 00:52:38,899
No, you'’re not.
You'’re beautiful.

988
00:52:38,943 --> 00:52:40,597
I didn'’t say I'm not beautiful.

989
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:42,816
I said I'’m too old
to be doing this.

990
00:52:42,860 --> 00:52:46,472
My skill is sitting and thinking
and eating when I can'’t think.

991
00:52:46,516 --> 00:52:48,909
Yeah, you definitely
could be wearing
better shoes for this.

992
00:52:48,953 --> 00:52:50,911
You brought me
these shoes.

993
00:52:50,955 --> 00:52:53,479
I can'’t go any further.
I can'’t go any further.

994
00:52:53,523 --> 00:52:55,264
I'’m not doing
so great here.

995
00:52:55,307 --> 00:52:56,830
You got it. Come on.

996
00:52:56,874 --> 00:52:58,832
I know you think
that you'’re safer holding on,

997
00:52:58,876 --> 00:53:00,269
but you have to keep going.

998
00:53:00,312 --> 00:53:02,009
I can'’t. I can't, I can'’t.Okay?

999
00:53:02,967 --> 00:53:04,577
Do you smell that?Smell what?

1000
00:53:04,621 --> 00:53:06,405
I smell something.Is it a predator?
What is it?

1001
00:53:06,449 --> 00:53:08,233
A downward cascading fire?You got to smell deeper.

1002
00:53:08,277 --> 00:53:09,582
I don'’t smell anything!

1003
00:53:09,626 --> 00:53:12,977
[both breathing deeply]

1004
00:53:13,020 --> 00:53:16,198
Take a big, deep breath.[breathing deeply]

1005
00:53:16,241 --> 00:53:17,677
All right.

1006
00:53:17,721 --> 00:53:19,549
Good job.Okay.

1007
00:53:19,592 --> 00:53:23,248
That was manipulative.
Thank you.Yeah, it was.

1008
00:53:23,292 --> 00:53:25,729
Here we go. I'’m gonna
help you out a little bit,
all right?

1009
00:53:25,772 --> 00:53:27,992
-One, two, three... Here we go!
-What are you doing?

1010
00:53:28,035 --> 00:53:29,559
Get out of there.Come on.

1011
00:53:29,602 --> 00:53:31,778
No, no, don'’t flex.That'’s my hoo-hoo.

1012
00:53:31,822 --> 00:53:34,607
Just ride the head.
Keep the hands moving
and ride the head.

1013
00:53:34,651 --> 00:53:36,130
Oh, God.You'’re doing great.

1014
00:53:36,174 --> 00:53:38,524
Sorry about
the scratchy haircut.
Come on.

1015
00:53:58,762 --> 00:54:00,894
Dulcius ex asperis.

1016
00:54:01,504 --> 00:54:02,940
What was that?

1017
00:54:02,983 --> 00:54:04,724
Oh, nothing.

1018
00:54:04,768 --> 00:54:07,118
It was just something
that John and I would say

1019
00:54:07,161 --> 00:54:10,382
after we finished
something big, like a...

1020
00:54:10,426 --> 00:54:12,471
like an archaeological dig
or a manuscript.

1021
00:54:12,515 --> 00:54:15,431
It'’s Latin. It means
"sweeter after difficulty."

1022
00:54:16,867 --> 00:54:18,390
What'’s...

1023
00:54:18,434 --> 00:54:20,436
What'’s Latin
for "Loretta'’s a badass"?

1024
00:54:20,479 --> 00:54:24,962
[laughs] I am a badass.
I climbed a mountain.

1025
00:54:25,005 --> 00:54:28,052
Oh, my God. I wish Beth
could'’ve seen us do this.

1026
00:54:28,095 --> 00:54:30,968
Oh, God. Beth.Don'’t worry about Beth.

1027
00:54:31,011 --> 00:54:34,711
She'’s probably got
the whole navy
after us right now.

1028
00:54:34,754 --> 00:54:37,931
[Allison] I get that you think
you have to go to the island
authorities yourself,

1029
00:54:37,975 --> 00:54:41,326
but don'’t worry, I'm keeping
Loretta'’s socials super active.

1030
00:54:41,370 --> 00:54:43,720
Just tweeted,
"Did I just get kidnapped?

1031
00:54:43,763 --> 00:54:47,463
#FML, @ShawnMendes,
#ShawnMendes."

1032
00:54:47,506 --> 00:54:49,203
[ticket agent]
And you'’re traveling alone?

1033
00:54:49,247 --> 00:54:51,815
Yes, I'’m traveling alone.
Mm-hmm. I'’m single.

1034
00:54:52,511 --> 00:54:53,860
Then this might work.

1035
00:54:53,904 --> 00:54:55,993
Okay! Talk to me.You'’ll hit New York.

1036
00:54:56,036 --> 00:54:59,257
From there, you'’ll fly
to Guinea, where you can
pick up a puddle jumper.

1037
00:54:59,301 --> 00:55:00,345
A what?

1038
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:02,956
Small plane.[Allison] Yeah, no leg room.

1039
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,349
That'’s fine. I'll take it.

1040
00:55:04,393 --> 00:55:06,220
Or you could just come home.Thank you.

1041
00:55:14,272 --> 00:55:16,709
We need something
more flammable.
Everything is just so wet.

1042
00:55:16,753 --> 00:55:18,276
What'’s in here?
What'’s in your bag?

1043
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:20,234
Uh...Oh, a lot. Okay.

1044
00:55:20,278 --> 00:55:21,888
What are you doing?

1045
00:55:21,932 --> 00:55:23,847
Okay. Face masks.

1046
00:55:23,890 --> 00:55:25,457
Yeah, that was like
a gift-basket thing.

1047
00:55:25,501 --> 00:55:27,372
You brought a scented candle
into the jungle?

1048
00:55:27,416 --> 00:55:28,808
My mom gave me that.

1049
00:55:28,852 --> 00:55:30,593
It was like a weird gift
for Mother'’s Day.

1050
00:55:30,636 --> 00:55:32,551
Your mom gives you gifts
for Mother'’s Day?

1051
00:55:33,900 --> 00:55:35,032
Noir--

1052
00:55:35,075 --> 00:55:36,816
Eucalyptus rosemary oil.
Ooh.

1053
00:55:37,513 --> 00:55:38,949
Oh, that smells good.

1054
00:55:38,992 --> 00:55:41,081
Um-- Oh, okay. All right.

1055
00:55:41,125 --> 00:55:42,953
Whoo! Yes!

1056
00:55:42,996 --> 00:55:45,608
Yes, I made fire!

1057
00:55:45,651 --> 00:55:49,220
-That'’s pretty impressive.
You have to--
-It is a beautiful fire.

1058
00:55:49,263 --> 00:55:51,265
[Loretta]
Who would have thought?

1059
00:55:51,309 --> 00:55:53,398
Oh, you'’re just, um,
taking your shirt off?

1060
00:55:54,791 --> 00:55:56,836
That looks
really uncomfortable.

1061
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:58,838
Are you okay? The back?

1062
00:55:58,882 --> 00:56:03,060
Yeah. That is why
I don'’t do water.

1063
00:56:03,103 --> 00:56:05,584
Okay.My body becomes
an eighth-grader'’s face.

1064
00:56:05,628 --> 00:56:08,326
Do you have anything for it?
Like some ointment or something?

1065
00:56:08,370 --> 00:56:10,502
Yeah, I do. Well, I did.

1066
00:56:10,546 --> 00:56:12,504
It was in a little,
tiny little bottle.

1067
00:56:12,548 --> 00:56:14,593
It was this. I'’m sorry.

1068
00:56:14,637 --> 00:56:16,769
Oh, God, I'’m sorry.

1069
00:56:16,813 --> 00:56:18,336
It'’s okay.

1070
00:56:18,380 --> 00:56:20,599
-Hold on. Yes.
Come here. Come here.
-What?

1071
00:56:20,643 --> 00:56:23,254
-Come here. Sit down.
-Let me see.

1072
00:56:23,297 --> 00:56:24,734
Just sit down.Right here?

1073
00:56:24,777 --> 00:56:25,822
Yeah.

1074
00:56:27,084 --> 00:56:29,129
Okay.

1075
00:56:29,173 --> 00:56:30,870
Oh, no,
you don'’t have to touch it.
It'’s okay. It's fine.

1076
00:56:30,914 --> 00:56:33,003
I touched
your engorged sacks, so...

1077
00:56:33,046 --> 00:56:35,135
[snorts][both laugh]

1078
00:56:35,179 --> 00:56:36,920
The leeches.Oh, okay.

1079
00:56:36,963 --> 00:56:39,488
Okay, this might be
a little bit cold.

1080
00:56:40,967 --> 00:56:42,708
Sorry.Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm.

1081
00:56:42,752 --> 00:56:44,188
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

1082
00:56:44,231 --> 00:56:46,277
Maybe this is how
Dash should die.

1083
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:49,193
Horrible eczema outbreak.
That'’s so sexy.

1084
00:56:49,236 --> 00:56:50,673
I could make it work.

1085
00:56:51,238 --> 00:56:52,283
Yeah?

1086
00:56:53,066 --> 00:56:54,416
All right, then.

1087
00:56:55,634 --> 00:56:57,419
How would you write this?

1088
00:56:57,462 --> 00:56:58,811
Okay.

1089
00:57:00,900 --> 00:57:04,121
"Warmed
by the fragrant fire..."

1090
00:57:04,164 --> 00:57:06,819
Mm-hmm. [chuckles]

1091
00:57:06,863 --> 00:57:08,821
Starting strong.Mm-hmm.

1092
00:57:08,865 --> 00:57:11,824
"Lovemore'’s hands
explored the...

1093
00:57:13,739 --> 00:57:16,220
the contoured scenery

1094
00:57:16,263 --> 00:57:17,743
of Dash'’s body.

1095
00:57:20,137 --> 00:57:22,835
Familiar terrain made

1096
00:57:22,879 --> 00:57:25,098
new and exciting
with every...

1097
00:57:26,230 --> 00:57:28,450
with every scarlet rim."

1098
00:57:29,538 --> 00:57:31,191
And that didn'’t, uh...

1099
00:57:32,192 --> 00:57:33,672
didn'’t turn her off?

1100
00:57:33,716 --> 00:57:34,760
No.

1101
00:57:35,805 --> 00:57:37,546
"Because with every
cardinal ridge,

1102
00:57:38,808 --> 00:57:41,158
Lovemore discovered
another letter in the language

1103
00:57:41,201 --> 00:57:43,160
that only their bodies spoke."

1104
00:57:44,291 --> 00:57:46,250
And what were
their bodies saying?

1105
00:57:48,208 --> 00:57:49,601
"Take me...

1106
00:57:51,734 --> 00:57:53,300
take me,

1107
00:57:53,997 --> 00:57:55,607
take me."

1108
00:57:55,651 --> 00:57:56,826
How'’s that?

1109
00:57:57,827 --> 00:57:59,263
It was good.

1110
00:57:59,306 --> 00:58:01,047
Your back.
I mean, how is your back?Good.

1111
00:58:01,091 --> 00:58:02,658
Okay. You sure?Yeah.

1112
00:58:02,701 --> 00:58:06,966
I also meant my back.
Right there, yeah.Okay.

1113
00:58:15,322 --> 00:58:16,367
Supplies.

1114
00:58:18,717 --> 00:58:22,939
Okay, I'’m chilly. I think
I'’m gonna probably turn in
in a little bit.

1115
00:58:22,982 --> 00:58:24,331
Okay.You good?

1116
00:58:24,375 --> 00:58:27,030
Yeah, I'’m fire-- fine.
I'’m fine.

1117
00:58:27,073 --> 00:58:29,772
I'’m not "fire."
I'’m fine by the fire.

1118
00:58:30,599 --> 00:58:32,296
Okay. All right.

1119
00:58:40,391 --> 00:58:43,829
Uh, it'’s up to you,
but if you'’re cold,

1120
00:58:43,873 --> 00:58:47,703
maybe we could probably
both fit in here,
if you wanted to.

1121
00:58:48,573 --> 00:58:50,532
Both of us?

1122
00:58:50,575 --> 00:58:53,491
Only if you want to.
I mean, it'’s just--Yeah, no, that sounds...

1123
00:58:53,535 --> 00:58:55,188
Uh...

1124
00:58:55,232 --> 00:58:56,668
Okay. How do you...

1125
00:58:56,712 --> 00:58:58,757
You can go first,
then I'’ll figure it out.

1126
00:58:58,801 --> 00:59:02,065
No, no, you go.
It'’s definitely a "ladies first"
type of situation.

1127
00:59:02,108 --> 00:59:04,763
Keep hands out of the bag
at all times.That'’s what I was gonna do.

1128
00:59:04,807 --> 00:59:06,504
Butt to butt.Hands out and butt to butt.

1129
00:59:06,548 --> 00:59:09,768
Yeah. What do I do?Just get in. Go ahead and sit.

1130
00:59:09,812 --> 00:59:12,466
I sit first?
Okay. I'’m in.

1131
00:59:14,251 --> 00:59:16,906
You'’re too heavy.
You'’re gonna flip this thing
like a cruise ship.

1132
00:59:16,949 --> 00:59:19,648
[chuckling]
You watch yourself.
Hold on. I'’m not in.

1133
00:59:19,691 --> 00:59:22,694
Why is this engaging
my core so much? [laughs]

1134
00:59:23,695 --> 00:59:25,610
[Loretta]
How '’bout you shimmy?

1135
00:59:25,654 --> 00:59:27,656
I can'’t breathe.
I'’m not breathing.Are you good?

1136
00:59:27,699 --> 00:59:28,874
My face.

1137
00:59:29,614 --> 00:59:30,963
[Loretta] Yeah. Okay.

1138
00:59:31,007 --> 00:59:33,966
[sighs, chuckles]

1139
00:59:34,010 --> 00:59:35,489
[Alan]
Hands are out. Butt to butt.

1140
00:59:35,533 --> 00:59:36,578
[Loretta] Okay.

1141
00:59:45,674 --> 00:59:48,372
[vehicle approaches]

1142
01:00:07,826 --> 01:00:09,436
Well!

1143
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:10,699
Come on.

1144
01:00:10,742 --> 01:00:12,657
Come on! Let'’s hear it!

1145
01:00:12,701 --> 01:00:16,139
Let'’s give
a nice round of applause
to Loretta!

1146
01:00:16,182 --> 01:00:18,010
She earned it.

1147
01:00:18,054 --> 01:00:21,797
A geriatric shut-in
left you holding your dicks
in the jungle.

1148
01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:23,407
Good job, Loretta.

1149
01:00:23,450 --> 01:00:26,149
Boss, come on.
People are dying now.

1150
01:00:26,192 --> 01:00:29,587
Don'’t you think that maybe
this has all gone too far?

1151
01:00:30,849 --> 01:00:32,808
Is it really worth it?

1152
01:00:32,851 --> 01:00:36,202
I am on the cusp
of attaining the unattainable.

1153
01:00:36,246 --> 01:00:39,336
Something singular,
something no nation,

1154
01:00:39,379 --> 01:00:42,948
no emperor,
no brownnosing brothers
ever have.

1155
01:00:42,992 --> 01:00:45,864
The legendary Crown of Fire.

1156
01:00:46,473 --> 01:00:47,910
So, yes.

1157
01:00:47,953 --> 01:00:50,216
Yes, I would definitely say
it'’s worth it.

1158
01:00:50,260 --> 01:00:52,392
[motorcycles revving]

1159
01:00:59,748 --> 01:01:01,488
Excuse me!

1160
01:01:01,532 --> 01:01:04,317
Excuse me, sir. I need to get
to my next connecting flight.

1161
01:01:04,361 --> 01:01:05,797
No flight.

1162
01:01:05,841 --> 01:01:08,670
The pilot is sick.
Come tomorrow.

1163
01:01:08,713 --> 01:01:10,933
No, no, sir.
I cannot come tomorrow.
I need to do this today.

1164
01:01:10,976 --> 01:01:15,546
I need to get to the island
Isla Hundida tonight.
Lives are at stake.

1165
01:01:15,589 --> 01:01:16,939
Come tomorrow.

1166
01:01:20,943 --> 01:01:22,858
Excuse me, miss?Yes?

1167
01:01:22,901 --> 01:01:26,905
I couldn'’t help but overhear
you say that you like steak.

1168
01:01:26,949 --> 01:01:30,387
Okay, this is
a little bit crazy,

1169
01:01:30,430 --> 01:01:32,258
but I also like steak.

1170
01:01:32,302 --> 01:01:34,783
What?I also like steak.

1171
01:01:34,826 --> 01:01:38,264
Would you like to, maybe,
I don'’t know...

1172
01:01:38,308 --> 01:01:41,180
-Maybe there'’s a--
-No. "Lives are at stake."

1173
01:01:41,224 --> 01:01:43,008
I need to go
to the island tonight.

1174
01:01:43,052 --> 01:01:44,662
Ah.Yes.

1175
01:01:44,706 --> 01:01:46,229
Even more serious.Extremely.

1176
01:01:46,272 --> 01:01:49,406
Well, I believe
that I may be able
to assist you.

1177
01:01:49,449 --> 01:01:51,103
I have a cargo plane.

1178
01:01:52,583 --> 01:01:56,500
Maybe after I make my delivery,
we could swing by your island.

1179
01:01:56,543 --> 01:01:59,111
I'’m about to ask you something,
and you better
tell me the truth.

1180
01:01:59,155 --> 01:02:01,070
Have you ever
murdered anyone before?

1181
01:02:01,113 --> 01:02:04,290
[laughs] No!

1182
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:10,862
I don'’t know if I really buy it,
but let me tell you something.

1183
01:02:10,906 --> 01:02:15,084
If you ever think about
murdering me, I promise,
I will murder you first.

1184
01:02:15,127 --> 01:02:16,650
My pleasure.

1185
01:02:16,694 --> 01:02:18,652
You are weird. Let'’s go.

1186
01:03:14,317 --> 01:03:17,407
"King Kalaman and his treasure
laid to rest in the well

1187
01:03:18,103 --> 01:03:19,496
of endless tears."

1188
01:03:21,324 --> 01:03:22,325
[Alan] What is that?

1189
01:03:23,805 --> 01:03:27,156
Oh, it'’s a-- it's a thing.
I mean, it'’s not, uh...

1190
01:03:27,199 --> 01:03:29,593
You know, it'’s not
what you think it is.

1191
01:03:29,636 --> 01:03:33,466
So it'’s not Fairfax's fragment
of an ancient parchment?

1192
01:03:33,510 --> 01:03:37,383
Okay.
It'’s what you think it is.

1193
01:03:37,427 --> 01:03:39,037
Loretta, I thought
you were smarter than that.

1194
01:03:39,081 --> 01:03:41,692
Fairfax is never
gonna stop hunting us now.

1195
01:03:41,735 --> 01:03:43,041
What were you thinking?

1196
01:03:43,085 --> 01:03:45,130
We have a volcano
that could bury the tomb

1197
01:03:45,174 --> 01:03:48,742
before we get to it,
before we see it,
before we preserve its memory.

1198
01:03:48,786 --> 01:03:50,788
This is--I'’m sorry.
Is that what we'’re doing?

1199
01:03:50,832 --> 01:03:53,312
'’Cause no one told me.
When were you gonna tell me?

1200
01:03:53,356 --> 01:03:54,923
Why would I tell you?

1201
01:03:54,966 --> 01:03:56,794
We'’re in this together.
I came here to rescue you.

1202
01:03:56,838 --> 01:03:58,535
You know you'’re not Dash,
right?

1203
01:03:58,578 --> 01:04:00,929
You don'’t ride in
on a white horse
to rescue people.

1204
01:04:00,972 --> 01:04:05,324
You... spray yourself
with bronzer and you stand
in front of wind machines,

1205
01:04:05,368 --> 01:04:06,978
which is great for you.

1206
01:04:07,022 --> 01:04:09,720
How would you have any idea
what I'’m actually like?

1207
01:04:09,763 --> 01:04:12,766
I know you. You'’re
a pretty open book, Alan.

1208
01:04:12,810 --> 01:04:14,420
-Okay, then who am I?
-Really?

1209
01:04:14,464 --> 01:04:15,508
Yeah.

1210
01:04:17,554 --> 01:04:20,122
O-- Okay, uh...

1211
01:04:20,165 --> 01:04:23,386
You were a homecoming king
and you coasted
on your good looks to LA,

1212
01:04:23,429 --> 01:04:25,910
but then realized that being
the most handsome kid
in the middle of nowhere

1213
01:04:25,954 --> 01:04:27,738
doesn'’t mean
you'’re going to be a star.

1214
01:04:27,781 --> 01:04:29,871
Until one day, when a woman
who couldn'’t publish her book

1215
01:04:29,914 --> 01:04:33,265
on Spanish colonization
in the Atlantic decided
to write a romance novel,

1216
01:04:33,309 --> 01:04:35,528
uh, chose you at random
to be on the cover.

1217
01:04:35,572 --> 01:04:38,967
Lucky for you and her,
the novels were
a smashing success.

1218
01:04:39,010 --> 01:04:42,100
She kept writing her schlock,
you kept posing,

1219
01:04:42,144 --> 01:04:47,584
um, you know,
neither one of us becoming
who we'’d hoped we would be.

1220
01:04:47,627 --> 01:04:51,849
Uh, and then one day,
we both die in the jungle

1221
01:04:51,893 --> 01:04:55,548
on one of those Atlantic islands
I wrote about
all those years ago.

1222
01:04:55,592 --> 01:04:56,636
Right?

1223
01:04:58,029 --> 01:04:59,204
Mm-hmm.

1224
01:05:10,824 --> 01:05:12,261
It was Sarasota, by the way.

1225
01:05:12,914 --> 01:05:14,698
It'’s not nowhere.

1226
01:05:14,741 --> 01:05:16,918
I grew up there with
my mom and two sisters.

1227
01:05:16,961 --> 01:05:17,962
And yeah...

1228
01:05:19,224 --> 01:05:21,923
I started modeling
'’cause I wanted to get away.

1229
01:05:21,966 --> 01:05:23,968
It was the only job
that I could think of

1230
01:05:24,012 --> 01:05:27,145
that could take me
to all of the places
that I always dreamed of going.

1231
01:05:27,189 --> 01:05:28,668
Then finally to Los Angeles,

1232
01:05:28,712 --> 01:05:31,715
where I posed on the cover
of your romance novel.

1233
01:05:31,758 --> 01:05:34,500
And I was so embarrassed
that one of my friends
might'’ve seen me

1234
01:05:34,544 --> 01:05:36,807
in that wig
on the cover of your book

1235
01:05:36,850 --> 01:05:39,201
that I avoided talking to them
for months.

1236
01:05:40,419 --> 01:05:41,812
And then one day,

1237
01:05:42,682 --> 01:05:44,597
I'’m walking home,

1238
01:05:44,641 --> 01:05:47,470
and I hear this lady yell,
"Dash!"

1239
01:05:47,513 --> 01:05:50,212
[laughing]
She runs up,
and she is so happy.

1240
01:05:50,255 --> 01:05:54,042
Then I thought,
"How could I be this embarrassed

1241
01:05:54,085 --> 01:05:56,435
about something
that makes people this happy?"

1242
01:06:00,048 --> 01:06:01,788
Loretta, you can do
whatever you want.

1243
01:06:01,832 --> 01:06:04,008
If you don'’t want to
write anymore,
don'’t write.

1244
01:06:04,052 --> 01:06:08,534
But don'’t minimize the people
that love your work
by calling it schlock.

1245
01:06:08,578 --> 01:06:11,059
That'’s not fair to them.

1246
01:06:12,582 --> 01:06:15,280
You know what'’s ironic?
I thought you of all people
would know

1247
01:06:15,324 --> 01:06:17,674
not to judge a book
by its cover.

1248
01:06:21,983 --> 01:06:24,202
Judge a book
by its cover model.

1249
01:06:45,397 --> 01:06:47,399
[faint rumble]

1250
01:06:55,799 --> 01:06:57,061
[whispers] Alan?

1251
01:06:57,105 --> 01:06:58,193
Alan.[vehicle approaches]

1252
01:07:05,113 --> 01:07:06,114
[motorbike revs]

1253
01:07:07,245 --> 01:07:09,204
[Loretta panting]

1254
01:07:10,422 --> 01:07:11,641
There'’s two of them.

1255
01:07:18,039 --> 01:07:20,432
Loretta! I'’m over here!Alan!

1256
01:07:21,781 --> 01:07:24,915
Alan! Motorcycles and guns,
motorcycles and guns!

1257
01:07:24,958 --> 01:07:27,004
[gunfire]Come on, this way!

1258
01:07:27,048 --> 01:07:28,571
[Alan] Stop shooting!

1259
01:07:34,098 --> 01:07:36,100
Just give '’em the parchment!I can'’t.

1260
01:07:36,144 --> 01:07:38,842
Yes, you can, actually.
You just say, "Here,"
and throw it at '’em.

1261
01:07:38,885 --> 01:07:41,323
Right. And then I'’m sure
they'’ll happily let us go.

1262
01:07:41,366 --> 01:07:43,455
Okay, keep down.How do they keep finding us?

1263
01:07:43,499 --> 01:07:45,718
You'’re basically
a walking disco ball.We need to come up with a plan.

1264
01:07:45,762 --> 01:07:47,155
I have an idea.

1265
01:07:47,198 --> 01:07:48,678
We'’re gonna dig a hole,
throw our voices.

1266
01:07:48,721 --> 01:07:50,723
"We'’re over here."
Can you sound like a bird?

1267
01:07:50,767 --> 01:07:53,204
No, I have a plan.Alan, please, I'’m thinking.

1268
01:07:53,248 --> 01:07:57,121
I know, but I have a plan.Please, just let me think
about...

1269
01:07:57,165 --> 01:08:00,559
Wait a minute.
They'’re shooting at you.Yeah, that'’s why we're hiding.

1270
01:08:00,603 --> 01:08:03,084
No. No, no, no.
They'’re shooting only at you.

1271
01:08:03,127 --> 01:08:05,825
They won'’t shoot me.
It'’s my brain that's valuable.

1272
01:08:05,869 --> 01:08:09,568
What? I don'’t think
you actually hear the things
you say sometimes.

1273
01:08:09,612 --> 01:08:12,528
Maybe I can shield you.You are not shielding me.

1274
01:08:12,571 --> 01:08:14,965
I should be shielding you.Why? Because I'’m a woman?

1275
01:08:15,008 --> 01:08:17,968
That'’s supremely sexist.Well, look, I don'’t think
using women as human shields

1276
01:08:18,011 --> 01:08:20,797
is exactly the change
that Gloria Seinfeld
had in mind, do you?

1277
01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:23,930
Gloria Steinem?Whatever. Her too.
You know what? Fine.

1278
01:08:23,974 --> 01:08:26,933
Please mansplain sexism
to me right now.Oh, my God. I am a woman.

1279
01:08:26,977 --> 01:08:29,153
I can'’t mansplain anything.

1280
01:08:29,197 --> 01:08:33,940
Uh, I'’m a feminist,
and I think a woman can do
anything a man can do.

1281
01:08:33,984 --> 01:08:36,378
We just need to stay here
until they get tired.I have an idea.

1282
01:08:36,421 --> 01:08:38,380
Please can I tell you
my plan?Alan!

1283
01:08:38,423 --> 01:08:41,687
This is not a situation
you can get out of
by ripping your shirt off.

1284
01:08:41,731 --> 01:08:43,428
Not my shirt.

1285
01:09:14,938 --> 01:09:16,374
[Loretta] Three!

1286
01:09:16,418 --> 01:09:17,941
-Yes!
-Oh!

1287
01:09:22,075 --> 01:09:24,208
[crashing]Oh.

1288
01:09:24,252 --> 01:09:27,646
That was different
than I had in my head.

1289
01:09:27,690 --> 01:09:31,650
I just wanted us to stop them.Could it have been the wind
that made it do that?

1290
01:09:31,694 --> 01:09:33,913
No, I think it was us.
I think... we did it.

1291
01:09:33,957 --> 01:09:36,525
We did the one guy, right?
But that was, like--

1292
01:09:36,568 --> 01:09:39,876
We just wanted him to stop.
But I think the other guy
could'’ve moved, really.

1293
01:09:39,919 --> 01:09:42,183
So, that was--
that one was on him.

1294
01:09:42,226 --> 01:09:45,142
Even if we weren'’t here,
that could'’ve happened.

1295
01:09:45,186 --> 01:09:46,926
Why are you gonna stop
next to a cliff?

1296
01:09:46,970 --> 01:09:49,581
They were wearing helmets,
so maybe they'’re...

1297
01:09:49,625 --> 01:09:51,714
But the rest of their body
didn'’t have a helmet.

1298
01:09:51,757 --> 01:09:53,106
So there'’d just be a head.

1299
01:09:53,150 --> 01:09:55,370
They were driving
recklessly, right?

1300
01:09:55,413 --> 01:09:57,110
Don'’t be mean on a bike.

1301
01:09:57,981 --> 01:09:59,374
Don'’t do mean stuff on a bike.

1302
01:10:03,378 --> 01:10:05,771
I mean,
perhaps they'’re fine.

1303
01:10:05,815 --> 01:10:08,383
Yeah, probably not.
But that'’s okay.

1304
01:10:08,426 --> 01:10:12,300
That'’s all right.
You know, things happen.
Let'’s go.

1305
01:10:14,824 --> 01:10:17,827
-You gonna put it back together?
-It'’s on loan.

1306
01:10:20,351 --> 01:10:22,135
[squawking, bleating]

1307
01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:33,016
Look at me.Okay.

1308
01:10:33,973 --> 01:10:36,237
What more can I do,
you know?

1309
01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:38,282
You'’ve done so much already,
Beth.

1310
01:10:38,326 --> 01:10:41,416
My poor, sweet, little Nana
has lost her sight.

1311
01:10:41,459 --> 01:10:44,245
The book release
is a complete disaster,

1312
01:10:44,288 --> 01:10:45,942
which I'’ve leveraged
everything on,

1313
01:10:45,985 --> 01:10:48,466
so I'’m probably,
most definitely
broke right now.

1314
01:10:48,510 --> 01:10:51,687
And most importantly,
I'’ve lost a writer.

1315
01:10:51,730 --> 01:10:53,471
Who does that?
Who loses a writer?

1316
01:10:53,515 --> 01:10:57,954
Okay, Beth, you remind me
of my best friend, Randy.

1317
01:10:57,997 --> 01:11:00,478
Always looking out
for other people,

1318
01:11:00,522 --> 01:11:02,741
never taking care of herself.

1319
01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:05,396
Isn'’t that right, Randy?

1320
01:11:05,440 --> 01:11:07,833
[goat bleats][chuckles]

1321
01:11:07,877 --> 01:11:09,792
She'’s like my therapist,
this one over here.

1322
01:11:09,835 --> 01:11:12,055
LOL. "Laughing Out Loud."

1323
01:11:12,098 --> 01:11:13,839
After you take care
of your friend,

1324
01:11:14,927 --> 01:11:16,407
how about we go to a beach?

1325
01:11:16,451 --> 01:11:18,931
What?Look, I have a pickup
in Hawaii.

1326
01:11:18,975 --> 01:11:21,020
She doesn'’t have to come.

1327
01:11:21,064 --> 01:11:23,893
-[bleats]
-Okay! Okay, you can come!

1328
01:11:23,936 --> 01:11:25,721
[laughs] She'’s hilarious.

1329
01:11:26,678 --> 01:11:28,767
Let me ask you something.

1330
01:11:28,811 --> 01:11:30,856
We'’re all sitting here
chitchatting,
but who'’s flying the plane?

1331
01:11:30,900 --> 01:11:32,902
Autopilot.What?

1332
01:11:32,945 --> 01:11:35,339
Sir, go to the cockpit,
fly the plane.

1333
01:11:35,905 --> 01:11:36,949
Okay.

1334
01:11:37,907 --> 01:11:39,648
I'’m going to
go land the plane.

1335
01:11:39,691 --> 01:11:41,345
Okay.

1336
01:11:41,389 --> 01:11:43,347
No, no, no. Take the goat.
Please, take the goat.

1337
01:11:43,391 --> 01:11:45,741
She'’s on break.
Enjoy the flight!

1338
01:11:47,220 --> 01:11:48,483
[bleats]

1339
01:12:09,895 --> 01:12:12,420
[music playing on speakers]

1340
01:12:21,211 --> 01:12:22,343
Hi.Hola.

1341
01:12:27,173 --> 01:12:29,872
This English dude came in
and basically kidnapped her.

1342
01:12:29,915 --> 01:12:32,135
[line ringing]

1343
01:12:32,178 --> 01:12:35,225
Hey, it'’s Beth.
Please leave a message,
and I'’ll get right back to you.

1344
01:12:35,268 --> 01:12:38,228
[beeps]Uh, hi, Beth.

1345
01:12:38,271 --> 01:12:39,360
It'’s me.

1346
01:12:39,403 --> 01:12:41,187
Uh, I'’m alive!

1347
01:12:42,058 --> 01:12:43,886
Uh, listen, um...

1348
01:12:45,278 --> 01:12:46,323
Uh...

1349
01:12:47,846 --> 01:12:51,807
I'’m sorry that I
blew up the book tour.

1350
01:12:51,850 --> 01:12:53,852
Um...

1351
01:12:53,896 --> 01:12:56,072
I was just afraid

1352
01:12:57,203 --> 01:12:59,118
and selfish. Uh--

1353
01:12:59,162 --> 01:13:01,904
Oh, here comes Alan.
I'’ll call you back.

1354
01:13:01,947 --> 01:13:03,340
[puts down receiver]

1355
01:13:05,037 --> 01:13:08,171
So, uh, police
are searching for Fairfax,

1356
01:13:08,214 --> 01:13:10,608
and they'’re gonna provide us
protection while we'’re here.

1357
01:13:10,652 --> 01:13:12,741
Did they say
how long we'’d be here?

1358
01:13:12,784 --> 01:13:15,439
They'’re gonna try to get us
on a puddle jumper
later this evening.

1359
01:13:15,483 --> 01:13:17,833
But, uh,
they said in the meantime,
the inn is really nice,

1360
01:13:17,876 --> 01:13:20,270
and we can get cleaned up
and maybe a change of clothes.

1361
01:13:20,313 --> 01:13:21,532
Okay.

1362
01:13:25,101 --> 01:13:26,537
Okay. Yeah.

1363
01:13:49,517 --> 01:13:51,562
[chattering]

1364
01:14:18,241 --> 01:14:19,503
[laughing]

1365
01:14:19,547 --> 01:14:20,852
Thank you.

1366
01:14:21,592 --> 01:14:24,943
Come on. [speaks Spanish]

1367
01:14:24,987 --> 01:14:26,379
Dance with your husband.

1368
01:14:26,423 --> 01:14:28,251
[Alan] No, no, no.He'’s not my husband.

1369
01:14:28,294 --> 01:14:30,253
It'’s okay.[woman] Dance with him.

1370
01:14:30,296 --> 01:14:32,734
No, no. She doesn'’t want to.
She doesn'’t have
the right shoes.

1371
01:14:32,777 --> 01:14:35,301
Actually, it'’s the only thing
these shoes are right for.

1372
01:14:35,345 --> 01:14:37,521
You don'’t have to do this.

1373
01:14:37,565 --> 01:14:39,262
It'’s okay. It's okay.

1374
01:14:40,089 --> 01:14:41,133
Yeah?

1375
01:14:42,787 --> 01:14:45,050
[bossa nova music plays]

1376
01:15:48,679 --> 01:15:50,768
[music slows]

1377
01:15:52,378 --> 01:15:55,599
[singing in Spanish]

1378
01:15:59,777 --> 01:16:01,518
I wonder
what she'’s saying.

1379
01:16:01,562 --> 01:16:03,825
[singing continues]

1380
01:16:03,868 --> 01:16:05,348
It'’s folklore.

1381
01:16:06,741 --> 01:16:09,091
Love song about a woman

1382
01:16:09,134 --> 01:16:12,094
whose lover died,
and she didn'’t want to
leave his side.

1383
01:16:13,225 --> 01:16:15,967
So she laid down
and refused to get up.

1384
01:16:16,664 --> 01:16:18,666
Must be scary.

1385
01:16:18,709 --> 01:16:22,408
Having to face your future
without the person
that you planned it with.

1386
01:16:24,628 --> 01:16:26,935
[singing in Spanish]

1387
01:16:34,812 --> 01:16:36,292
What was that?

1388
01:16:38,686 --> 01:16:42,341
Excuse me. Excuse me.
The, um-- the last line
that you sang.

1389
01:16:42,385 --> 01:16:44,648
¿Quién llorará junto a mí?

1390
01:16:44,692 --> 01:16:47,651
[speaks Spanish]

1391
01:16:47,695 --> 01:16:50,611
[Loretta]
"The island will weep for me
in the well of endless tears."

1392
01:16:50,654 --> 01:16:54,005
What is that,
the well of endless tears?
Is that a real place, or...

1393
01:16:54,049 --> 01:16:55,616
Sinkhole place.

1394
01:16:55,659 --> 01:16:57,443
[speaks Spanish]

1395
01:16:57,487 --> 01:16:59,228
Thank you. Gracias, gracias.

1396
01:16:59,271 --> 01:17:01,143
Come here, come here.What is it?

1397
01:17:02,884 --> 01:17:04,973
Hey, on the parchment,
it said,

1398
01:17:05,016 --> 01:17:08,977
"King Kalaman
and his treasure laid to rest
in the well of endless tears."

1399
01:17:09,020 --> 01:17:10,935
I thought
maybe it was a metaphor.

1400
01:17:11,501 --> 01:17:13,329
It'’s not.

1401
01:17:13,372 --> 01:17:16,288
The Well of Endless Tears
is a place.

1402
01:17:16,332 --> 01:17:18,421
It'’s a sinkhole.

1403
01:17:18,464 --> 01:17:20,510
There'’s a sinkhole
on the map.

1404
01:17:21,903 --> 01:17:23,905
I think the tomb is there.

1405
01:17:23,948 --> 01:17:26,298
This is so much better
than your books.What?

1406
01:17:26,342 --> 01:17:27,996
There'’s like--
No, I don'’t mean any offense.

1407
01:17:28,039 --> 01:17:29,998
I'’m kidding. I'm kidding.It'’s, like, equal.

1408
01:17:30,041 --> 01:17:32,174
I'’m kidding. I'm kidding.Look at you.
You want to go there.

1409
01:17:32,217 --> 01:17:34,350
What? No.I can see. Yes, you do.

1410
01:17:34,393 --> 01:17:37,614
That would be insane.
That would be insane.
I just-- I just--

1411
01:17:37,658 --> 01:17:41,749
It'’s just that
we'’re so close to it,
but, you know, we can'’t--

1412
01:17:41,792 --> 01:17:43,272
No.

1413
01:17:43,315 --> 01:17:45,927
This is your story.
How do you want to write it?

1414
01:17:46,928 --> 01:17:49,147
I'’d like to know
that it'’s there,

1415
01:17:49,191 --> 01:17:50,845
that all this
meant something.

1416
01:17:50,888 --> 01:17:53,021
Okay. Then let'’s go.

1417
01:17:53,064 --> 01:17:55,023
We'’ll stay one more day.
As soon as the sun'’s up,

1418
01:17:55,066 --> 01:17:56,764
we'’re gonna go find
the Well of Endless Tears.

1419
01:17:56,807 --> 01:17:59,549
But what if it'’s nothing?So what? Then we say we tried.

1420
01:17:59,592 --> 01:18:01,159
And Fairfax?

1421
01:18:01,203 --> 01:18:03,292
The cops are after Fairfax.
Don'’t worry about him.

1422
01:18:04,380 --> 01:18:05,468
This is crazy.

1423
01:18:05,511 --> 01:18:07,513
Yeah, but look at you.What?

1424
01:18:07,557 --> 01:18:09,994
It'’s the very first time
I'’ve ever seen you
totally unafraid.

1425
01:18:10,778 --> 01:18:12,736
And alive.

1426
01:18:12,780 --> 01:18:15,260
I'’m gonna go tell them
our plans have changed
and find us a ride.

1427
01:18:15,304 --> 01:18:16,653
Where are you going?

1428
01:18:20,439 --> 01:18:22,615
I see you met
my friend here.

1429
01:18:22,659 --> 01:18:27,011
He told me you were just
about to jump on a plane,

1430
01:18:27,055 --> 01:18:29,710
without so much as
saying goodbye.

1431
01:18:29,753 --> 01:18:33,322
I said, "No way.
Not my Loretta.

1432
01:18:33,365 --> 01:18:37,500
Not when she'’s the only one
who can lead me to the tomb."

1433
01:18:39,241 --> 01:18:40,938
[engine starts]

1434
01:18:40,982 --> 01:18:42,810
[Loretta]
Stop squeezing so hard.

1435
01:18:43,854 --> 01:18:46,639
Ow. Get your hands off of me!

1436
01:18:47,423 --> 01:18:49,294
Ow! Let go!

1437
01:18:49,860 --> 01:18:51,209
I-I need a car.

1438
01:18:51,253 --> 01:18:52,907
A car, an auto.
Does anybody have an auto?

1439
01:19:01,524 --> 01:19:02,612
No, no. No.

1440
01:19:03,482 --> 01:19:04,745
I-I-I need an auto.

1441
01:19:04,788 --> 01:19:06,355
I'’ll trade you my watch.

1442
01:19:06,398 --> 01:19:07,878
It'’s a really expensive watch.
Do you have a car?

1443
01:19:07,922 --> 01:19:09,445
It'’s a Bulgari.
This thing glows in the dark.

1444
01:19:09,488 --> 01:19:10,968
It'’s waterproof.I have motorcycle.

1445
01:19:24,765 --> 01:19:26,767
Cool, isn'’t it?

1446
01:19:26,810 --> 01:19:29,813
I always thought,
why can'’t your personal tank
also have a minibar?

1447
01:19:29,857 --> 01:19:31,554
Have a drink.

1448
01:19:31,597 --> 01:19:33,121
[exhales heavily]Do you mind?

1449
01:19:33,164 --> 01:19:34,775
[Fairfax] Uh, yes.

1450
01:19:34,818 --> 01:19:37,038
He has a bit of a grudge
against you, I'’m afraid.

1451
01:19:37,081 --> 01:19:39,692
Something about
a motorbike accident
his friends had?

1452
01:19:39,736 --> 01:19:41,042
Why are you doing this?

1453
01:19:41,085 --> 01:19:42,783
I want something
nobody else has.

1454
01:19:43,871 --> 01:19:45,481
When my father gifted--[horn honks]

1455
01:19:47,135 --> 01:19:48,484
[horn honks]

1456
01:19:48,527 --> 01:19:50,268
As I was saying,

1457
01:19:50,312 --> 01:19:53,315
when my father gifted
his empire

1458
01:19:53,358 --> 01:19:55,708
-to my baby brother--
-[horn honking]

1459
01:19:56,622 --> 01:19:58,407
[vehicle accelerating]

1460
01:20:02,803 --> 01:20:04,195
Who is that?

1461
01:20:13,074 --> 01:20:15,076
Is that a Ken doll
on a moped?

1462
01:20:16,077 --> 01:20:17,818
I know him from somewhere.

1463
01:20:17,861 --> 01:20:19,515
[Loretta]
Oh, I-I-I doubt that.

1464
01:20:19,558 --> 01:20:21,865
Because what
you are looking at

1465
01:20:21,909 --> 01:20:24,868
is a highly trained
combat specialist,

1466
01:20:24,912 --> 01:20:28,524
forged in the furnaces
of Afghanistan, Iraq,

1467
01:20:28,567 --> 01:20:31,135
Kuwait, Sa-- Sarasota...

1468
01:20:31,179 --> 01:20:33,398
Incredible skin.
No eczema problems.

1469
01:20:33,442 --> 01:20:37,098
And he will not stop
until I am safe!

1470
01:20:37,141 --> 01:20:39,491
So you pull
this space tank over,

1471
01:20:39,535 --> 01:20:42,843
unless you would like to perish
like his friends did.

1472
01:20:42,886 --> 01:20:46,237
And he is responsible
for their perishment.

1473
01:20:46,281 --> 01:20:48,936
He might not have meant to,

1474
01:20:48,979 --> 01:20:52,113
but they... perished, so...

1475
01:21:07,258 --> 01:21:08,651
Okay, who-who is this?

1476
01:21:08,694 --> 01:21:10,348
I have seen him
somewhere before.

1477
01:21:11,262 --> 01:21:12,916
[thuds][Fairfax laughs]

1478
01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:14,309
No, no, no.

1479
01:21:14,352 --> 01:21:16,050
That'’s your cover model,
isn'’t it?

1480
01:21:16,093 --> 01:21:18,269
Yes. I knew
I knew him from somewhere.

1481
01:21:19,357 --> 01:21:20,532
Get up there.

1482
01:21:20,576 --> 01:21:22,099
And kill him creatively.

1483
01:21:22,143 --> 01:21:24,145
I love watching hunks fail.[latch opens]

1484
01:21:24,188 --> 01:21:25,363
[wind whistling]

1485
01:21:26,364 --> 01:21:28,584
I guess I-I will
have that drink.

1486
01:21:30,412 --> 01:21:31,848
Oh, shit.

1487
01:21:31,892 --> 01:21:34,416
Is it okay
if I just top '’er off?

1488
01:21:34,459 --> 01:21:35,808
[Fairfax]
Yeah, that'’s fine, but--

1489
01:21:35,852 --> 01:21:37,636
Oh, my God,
have you used a glass before?

1490
01:21:37,680 --> 01:21:39,203
Sorry. [chuckles]

1491
01:21:39,247 --> 01:21:40,639
[Alan] What would
Jack Trainer do?

1492
01:21:42,859 --> 01:21:43,991
It'’s hot in here.

1493
01:21:44,034 --> 01:21:47,168
Anyone else feeling
how hot it is?

1494
01:21:47,211 --> 01:21:48,386
Are you trying to be sexy?

1495
01:21:48,430 --> 01:21:50,258
This is very weird.
Please, stop.

1496
01:21:50,301 --> 01:21:51,912
I could set your world
on fire.

1497
01:21:56,220 --> 01:21:57,918
[men shouting]

1498
01:22:02,835 --> 01:22:05,055
Go to sleep! Go to sleep![grunting]

1499
01:22:05,099 --> 01:22:06,839
Go to sleep! Sleep!

1500
01:22:09,277 --> 01:22:11,192
[tires squealing]Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1501
01:22:11,235 --> 01:22:12,410
[Alan] Time-out.

1502
01:22:12,454 --> 01:22:13,411
Time-in!

1503
01:22:13,934 --> 01:22:15,109
[grunts]

1504
01:22:19,417 --> 01:22:21,942
No! Don'’t shoot her!
I need her!

1505
01:22:24,031 --> 01:22:25,684
[tires squealing][Alan] Oh, Jesus!

1506
01:22:25,728 --> 01:22:26,990
Ow, ow, ow.

1507
01:22:31,125 --> 01:22:33,475
Move your foot! Move your foot!

1508
01:22:36,782 --> 01:22:38,871
-[grunts]
-Go to sleep, asshole.

1509
01:22:38,915 --> 01:22:40,569
Get out there! Look!

1510
01:22:45,269 --> 01:22:46,488
A bigger guy? [grunts]

1511
01:22:46,531 --> 01:22:47,837
Oh, no.

1512
01:22:49,230 --> 01:22:50,274
What?

1513
01:22:52,929 --> 01:22:53,886
Move it!

1514
01:22:53,930 --> 01:22:55,671
[tires screech]

1515
01:22:55,714 --> 01:22:57,803
[Alan]
No, no, no. No, no, no.

1516
01:22:58,630 --> 01:23:00,545
Hey! Get in.

1517
01:23:01,068 --> 01:23:02,025
Him or me?

1518
01:23:06,638 --> 01:23:11,295
This is not one of
your cheap, vapid
lady-fantasy books, Loretta.

1519
01:23:11,339 --> 01:23:13,036
This is real life.

1520
01:23:14,211 --> 01:23:16,126
And we will kill him.

1521
01:23:16,170 --> 01:23:17,867
Tell us where the tomb is.

1522
01:23:24,700 --> 01:23:25,744
[grunts]

1523
01:23:28,095 --> 01:23:29,139
[groans]

1524
01:23:32,664 --> 01:23:34,101
Hi.
So, whoever'’s in charge,

1525
01:23:34,144 --> 01:23:36,538
I need you to send
officials to go here.

1526
01:23:36,581 --> 01:23:37,756
Here.

1527
01:23:38,931 --> 01:23:40,759
We are closed.

1528
01:23:40,803 --> 01:23:42,022
You'’re closed?

1529
01:23:44,415 --> 01:23:47,418
You know I'’ve been
trying to take a nap
for a year and a half?

1530
01:23:47,462 --> 01:23:48,941
A year and a half.

1531
01:23:50,117 --> 01:23:53,076
I have been burning the candle
at both ends,

1532
01:23:53,120 --> 01:23:54,599
the midnight oil,

1533
01:23:54,643 --> 01:23:57,602
since way before
my friend got kidnapped.

1534
01:23:57,646 --> 01:23:59,213
And all I want to do

1535
01:23:59,909 --> 01:24:02,172
is kick my feet back

1536
01:24:02,216 --> 01:24:03,608
and drink some wine

1537
01:24:03,652 --> 01:24:06,089
that I'’m probably
too tired to drink.

1538
01:24:06,133 --> 01:24:08,222
And I want a massage.

1539
01:24:08,265 --> 01:24:12,965
I want someone to massage
my shoulders and my feet,

1540
01:24:13,009 --> 01:24:15,098
and I want it at the same time.

1541
01:24:15,142 --> 01:24:18,928
And I don'’t care if logistically
that doesn'’t make sense.

1542
01:24:18,971 --> 01:24:21,278
Because I have worked hard.

1543
01:24:22,366 --> 01:24:24,716
The same way that
I know that you have.

1544
01:24:25,804 --> 01:24:28,111
So I hate to ask you

1545
01:24:28,155 --> 01:24:30,505
to leave this place open
a few more minutes,

1546
01:24:30,548 --> 01:24:32,507
because if we don'’t,

1547
01:24:32,550 --> 01:24:36,119
a very close friend of mine
and her cover model

1548
01:24:36,163 --> 01:24:37,903
are going to die.

1549
01:25:00,883 --> 01:25:02,406
[boat driver]
No good way in, boss!

1550
01:25:02,450 --> 01:25:04,365
What about the caves?

1551
01:25:05,322 --> 01:25:06,932
That'’s too dangerous!

1552
01:25:06,976 --> 01:25:09,674
Well,
we'’ll be very careful then.

1553
01:25:23,384 --> 01:25:24,559
Well, come on!

1554
01:25:29,346 --> 01:25:31,218
This way.[Alan] I have a rule about

1555
01:25:31,261 --> 01:25:32,828
not going into
super creepy caves.

1556
01:25:32,871 --> 01:25:34,046
[grunts]

1557
01:25:44,361 --> 01:25:47,364
Julian?[Loretta]
His name is Julian?

1558
01:25:47,408 --> 01:25:50,193
[Alan] He seems more like
a Buck or a Bruce.

1559
01:25:50,237 --> 01:25:51,586
Lead the way.

1560
01:25:55,416 --> 01:25:57,592
Go on. Don'’t be scared.

1561
01:25:59,115 --> 01:26:02,118
[rumbling]

1562
01:26:02,162 --> 01:26:04,947
[explosion]

1563
01:26:24,271 --> 01:26:25,576
[Loretta gasps]

1564
01:26:25,620 --> 01:26:27,491
[laughs]

1565
01:26:27,535 --> 01:26:29,319
[Julian]
Watch your step there.

1566
01:26:29,363 --> 01:26:30,712
[grunts, shouts][Alan] Bruce!

1567
01:26:30,755 --> 01:26:31,843
[Loretta] Julian. Oh, no!Julian!

1568
01:26:31,887 --> 01:26:33,497
[gasps]Whoa.

1569
01:26:33,541 --> 01:26:34,977
[shout fades][Loretta] Whoa.

1570
01:26:35,673 --> 01:26:37,153
[Fairfax] Well...

1571
01:26:38,198 --> 01:26:39,895
Let'’s not have
his death be in vain.

1572
01:26:39,938 --> 01:26:42,724
-Onward and upward.
-What do you mean onward?

1573
01:26:42,767 --> 01:26:45,205
We'’re not gonna go
and get him now, are we?

1574
01:26:45,248 --> 01:26:46,467
[sighs] Oh, man.

1575
01:26:59,175 --> 01:27:00,829
[Loretta] It'’s nothing.[Alan] Okay.

1576
01:27:00,872 --> 01:27:03,571
Yeah. Look, let'’s just
go back to the boat.

1577
01:27:03,614 --> 01:27:05,529
This is over.
Nobody else has to die.

1578
01:27:05,573 --> 01:27:07,879
No, no, no. Ha-ha!
It'’s a breeze.

1579
01:27:07,923 --> 01:27:10,534
There'’s a tunnel.
This could lead to the tomb.

1580
01:27:10,578 --> 01:27:12,493
That'’s not person-sized.Ah, speak for yourself.

1581
01:27:12,536 --> 01:27:14,712
Come on.
It'’s practically
a kiddie slide.

1582
01:27:14,756 --> 01:27:17,280
More like
a rock sphincter.Or a troll anus.

1583
01:27:17,324 --> 01:27:19,630
All right, well, you are
going through the anus--

1584
01:27:19,674 --> 01:27:21,153
the hole-- the tunnel!

1585
01:27:21,197 --> 01:27:23,286
Why her?You are our canary
in the coal mine.

1586
01:27:23,330 --> 01:27:24,722
No, that'’s impossible.
I can'’t.

1587
01:27:24,766 --> 01:27:26,376
Please let us know
if you get through.

1588
01:27:26,420 --> 01:27:28,683
If we don'’t hear from you,
Fabio'’s got to die.

1589
01:27:28,726 --> 01:27:30,728
[Alan] Wait,
I'’m the damsel in distress?

1590
01:27:31,468 --> 01:27:32,643
It'’s okay. I'm fine.

1591
01:27:33,427 --> 01:27:34,732
[wind whistling]

1592
01:27:38,083 --> 01:27:39,128
[grunts]

1593
01:27:51,836 --> 01:27:54,186
[panting]

1594
01:27:55,231 --> 01:27:57,320
[hyperventilating]

1595
01:28:00,802 --> 01:28:02,194
[grunts]

1596
01:28:02,238 --> 01:28:05,154
[panting]

1597
01:28:07,461 --> 01:28:08,810
[whimpers]

1598
01:28:08,853 --> 01:28:11,291
I can'’t.
I'’m so sorry. I can't.

1599
01:28:11,334 --> 01:28:12,988
-Hey.
-What?

1600
01:28:13,858 --> 01:28:16,121
Hey, you smell that?

1601
01:28:16,165 --> 01:28:18,950
You mean centuries
worth of bat feces?
Yes, I definitely smell that.

1602
01:28:18,994 --> 01:28:21,039
You gotta take
a big breath for me.

1603
01:28:21,910 --> 01:28:24,086
[inhales deeply, exhales]

1604
01:28:26,175 --> 01:28:27,698
There you go.

1605
01:28:27,742 --> 01:28:29,352
You can do it, Loretta.

1606
01:28:31,049 --> 01:28:32,094
[grunts]

1607
01:28:42,539 --> 01:28:45,368
I think I see a way out.

1608
01:28:45,412 --> 01:28:47,239
[grunting, groans]

1609
01:28:48,937 --> 01:28:50,982
Oh, cheese and rice!

1610
01:28:51,679 --> 01:28:53,289
[grunting]

1611
01:28:55,726 --> 01:28:57,032
I made it!

1612
01:28:57,075 --> 01:28:58,729
I made it!

1613
01:28:58,773 --> 01:29:01,210
-[sighs]
-See? Totally safe.

1614
01:29:02,167 --> 01:29:03,299
Go on. Your turn.

1615
01:29:05,127 --> 01:29:07,782
[Alan] I'’m coming through!
Be right there, okay?

1616
01:29:58,485 --> 01:29:59,660
[grunts]

1617
01:30:12,281 --> 01:30:14,239
Why would they
build this here?

1618
01:30:15,545 --> 01:30:17,329
But how is anyone
supposed to worship

1619
01:30:17,373 --> 01:30:19,070
or remember you
if they can'’t even see it?

1620
01:30:19,114 --> 01:30:21,029
[Loretta]
They aren'’t.

1621
01:30:21,072 --> 01:30:23,771
This isn'’t a monument
to Kalaman'’s power.

1622
01:30:25,163 --> 01:30:27,688
It'’s a hiding place
for a grieving woman.

1623
01:30:27,731 --> 01:30:31,126
Taha came here
to be with her fallen lover.

1624
01:30:32,910 --> 01:30:34,346
She just wanted
to be alone.

1625
01:30:34,390 --> 01:30:36,000
[rumbling]

1626
01:30:36,044 --> 01:30:37,567
Taha doesn'’t want us here.

1627
01:30:37,611 --> 01:30:39,134
God, shut up, Rafi.

1628
01:30:39,177 --> 01:30:40,744
It'’s just the volcano.

1629
01:30:42,572 --> 01:30:43,704
Come on.

1630
01:30:49,144 --> 01:30:50,450
[Alan]
We have to keep going.

1631
01:30:58,849 --> 01:31:00,460
[Fairfax] All right.
Let'’s go, Muscles.

1632
01:31:01,330 --> 01:31:03,288
Open it up.[rumbling]

1633
01:31:03,332 --> 01:31:05,943
-Don'’t disturb them.
-She will be wearing
the headdress.

1634
01:31:05,987 --> 01:31:08,424
Come on.
We didn'’t come all this way
just to pay our respects.

1635
01:31:08,468 --> 01:31:10,034
I can'’t, um...

1636
01:31:12,950 --> 01:31:14,996
Uh...I'’m sorry, abuela.

1637
01:31:17,041 --> 01:31:18,695
[both grunting]

1638
01:31:22,220 --> 01:31:23,439
[Alan grunts]

1639
01:31:36,234 --> 01:31:37,714
What is that?

1640
01:31:37,758 --> 01:31:39,803
[breathes heavily]

1641
01:31:39,847 --> 01:31:42,153
Are those... seashells?

1642
01:31:43,067 --> 01:31:45,983
The crown is made of seashells?

1643
01:31:46,027 --> 01:31:47,507
Where'’s the treasure?

1644
01:31:48,464 --> 01:31:49,770
She'’s holding him.

1645
01:31:52,773 --> 01:31:54,514
You mean the dead guy?

1646
01:32:01,042 --> 01:32:02,086
[Loretta] Look.

1647
01:32:04,306 --> 01:32:06,047
It'’s their courtship.

1648
01:32:06,090 --> 01:32:09,703
Kalaman is searching the island
for something.

1649
01:32:12,793 --> 01:32:14,577
Rare red seashells.

1650
01:32:14,621 --> 01:32:19,495
To prove his love,
he gave her one shell
every day for a year

1651
01:32:19,539 --> 01:32:21,323
and made them into a crown,

1652
01:32:21,366 --> 01:32:24,152
bright red like
the flame of their love,

1653
01:32:24,195 --> 01:32:27,547
until the day came
where she accepted his proposal.

1654
01:32:27,590 --> 01:32:29,592
It was never about jewels.

1655
01:32:29,636 --> 01:32:33,117
Kalaman and Taha'’s riches
weren'’t material.

1656
01:32:35,250 --> 01:32:37,252
It was their love.

1657
01:32:37,295 --> 01:32:39,559
That'’s what it meant.
That was enough.

1658
01:32:39,602 --> 01:32:40,603
[Fairfax] So that'’s it?

1659
01:32:41,735 --> 01:32:44,651
All of that time
and money

1660
01:32:45,695 --> 01:32:49,264
spent on, what,
just a cheap metaphor?

1661
01:32:49,307 --> 01:32:52,136
It'’s a pretty rich metaphor.Oh, shut up!

1662
01:32:52,180 --> 01:32:54,269
-[rumbling]
-We got to go. We got to go now.

1663
01:32:54,312 --> 01:32:57,577
-Come on. Let'’s go.
-No, no, no.
You are staying here.

1664
01:32:57,620 --> 01:32:59,753
You think it'’s all
so sweet and poetic.

1665
01:32:59,796 --> 01:33:02,277
Well, then you can stay here
and spend your last moments

1666
01:33:02,320 --> 01:33:04,975
pondering the richness
of that metaphor.

1667
01:33:05,846 --> 01:33:08,283
-Get in.
-What? Come on, man.

1668
01:33:08,326 --> 01:33:10,938
-Oh, God. Just get in.
Get in the tomb.
-Okay, okay.

1669
01:33:10,981 --> 01:33:13,636
[Alan] It'’s better
to be buried alive
than buried dead, I guess.

1670
01:33:13,680 --> 01:33:16,900
-[Loretta] It'’s really not.
-You know, it is a shame,
really.

1671
01:33:16,944 --> 01:33:18,641
This is a hell of a story.

1672
01:33:18,685 --> 01:33:21,426
Pity you won'’t be around
to tell it. Come on.

1673
01:33:21,470 --> 01:33:23,254
-But they'’ll die.
-So will you

1674
01:33:23,298 --> 01:33:25,605
if you don'’t stop
being such a snowflake!
Get over here!

1675
01:33:27,868 --> 01:33:28,912
[grunts]

1676
01:33:35,266 --> 01:33:37,399
[Loretta] This is fine.
This is not an active nightmare

1677
01:33:37,442 --> 01:33:38,748
I'’ve had since
I was 14 years old.

1678
01:33:40,707 --> 01:33:42,404
[Fairfax] Ow! [grunts]

1679
01:33:42,447 --> 01:33:45,842
Why are you going so fast?
It'’s not a race.

1680
01:33:47,061 --> 01:33:48,410
[grunting]

1681
01:33:49,585 --> 01:33:51,065
[boat engine starts]

1682
01:33:51,108 --> 01:33:53,633
Wait, no! What are you doing?
Come back here!

1683
01:33:53,676 --> 01:33:57,985
You may have bought the island,
but now the island owns you!

1684
01:33:58,986 --> 01:34:00,422
You can'’t just
leave me here!

1685
01:34:02,424 --> 01:34:04,644
Rafi! Come back!

1686
01:34:07,211 --> 01:34:08,430
I need a boat!

1687
01:34:17,918 --> 01:34:19,833
Hey, hey, stop! Stop!

1688
01:34:22,096 --> 01:34:23,967
Help! Help!

1689
01:34:24,011 --> 01:34:26,274
One of the locals
just stole my boat!

1690
01:34:26,317 --> 01:34:28,058
Have you seen a woman?

1691
01:34:28,102 --> 01:34:31,366
She'’s a brunette
in a sequined jumpsuit.

1692
01:34:31,409 --> 01:34:35,196
No. Is she in some sort
of trouble?

1693
01:34:38,982 --> 01:34:40,984
[Loretta breathing heavily]

1694
01:34:41,855 --> 01:34:44,118
[both grunting]

1695
01:34:46,990 --> 01:34:48,688
It'’s kind of funny.

1696
01:34:50,167 --> 01:34:52,039
I used to think this...

1697
01:34:52,082 --> 01:34:54,041
this sort of thing
was so romantic.

1698
01:34:54,084 --> 01:34:55,651
Yeah?

1699
01:34:55,695 --> 01:34:58,872
Being locked in a coffin
about to be buried by lava,

1700
01:34:58,915 --> 01:35:01,439
or... cuddling dead people?

1701
01:35:02,440 --> 01:35:05,313
Just laying down
with a lost love.

1702
01:35:05,356 --> 01:35:06,793
Like Taha did.

1703
01:35:06,836 --> 01:35:08,359
[volcano rumbling]

1704
01:35:09,317 --> 01:35:10,361
God.Oh...

1705
01:35:11,058 --> 01:35:12,363
Oh, God.

1706
01:35:12,407 --> 01:35:14,975
I'’m sorry.

1707
01:35:15,018 --> 01:35:17,455
I'’m sorry that
I couldn'’t save you.

1708
01:35:17,499 --> 01:35:19,240
I'’m sorry I couldn't be Dash.

1709
01:35:19,849 --> 01:35:21,024
You'’re right.

1710
01:35:22,330 --> 01:35:24,114
You'’re nothing like Dash.

1711
01:35:24,158 --> 01:35:27,291
You didn'’t ride in
on a white horse
to save me.

1712
01:35:27,335 --> 01:35:32,427
You rode in on a...
borrowed scooter
with a broken muffler.

1713
01:35:32,470 --> 01:35:33,776
[chuckles]

1714
01:35:33,820 --> 01:35:35,430
Yeah.

1715
01:35:35,473 --> 01:35:38,085
I never could'’ve written
a Dash like you.

1716
01:35:40,217 --> 01:35:41,871
'’Cause I never knew

1717
01:35:42,785 --> 01:35:44,787
a Dash like Alan.

1718
01:35:44,831 --> 01:35:47,268
I was so afraid
of being hurt by life again

1719
01:35:47,311 --> 01:35:48,835
that I just stopped living.

1720
01:35:48,878 --> 01:35:50,967
Couldn'’t see the good things
in front of me.

1721
01:35:51,011 --> 01:35:54,231
I'’m just so sorry
I didn'’t see you sooner.

1722
01:35:55,406 --> 01:35:57,278
I have a confession too.

1723
01:35:57,321 --> 01:36:01,282
See, I was really liking
where this new story of ours
was headed.

1724
01:36:01,325 --> 01:36:04,154
I just wanted to see how
it was gonna turn out, I guess.

1725
01:36:05,765 --> 01:36:07,941
The Adventures
of Loretta and Alan.

1726
01:36:10,334 --> 01:36:12,336
No, it would need
a better title than that.

1727
01:36:12,380 --> 01:36:14,121
Yeah, definitely.
Definitely.

1728
01:36:15,513 --> 01:36:18,995
Sorry. Just...
Taha'’s femur is poking me.

1729
01:36:20,257 --> 01:36:22,825
[volcano rumbling]

1730
01:36:22,869 --> 01:36:24,871
Rafi must have
left that.

1731
01:36:24,914 --> 01:36:27,482
[Alan]
How do you forget your crowbar?
It'’s gonna help us escape.

1732
01:36:27,525 --> 01:36:29,136
No, he left it
on purpose.

1733
01:36:29,179 --> 01:36:30,877
Oh, cool. I always liked him.

1734
01:36:30,920 --> 01:36:32,530
One...Okay.

1735
01:36:32,574 --> 01:36:34,663
...two, three!Okay.

1736
01:36:34,706 --> 01:36:38,188
I would'’ve preferred him
to not leave us here
in the first place, but...

1737
01:36:39,015 --> 01:36:39,886
[Alan] Okay.

1738
01:36:39,929 --> 01:36:41,626
[grunting]

1739
01:37:00,820 --> 01:37:02,822
Dulcius ex asperis.

1740
01:37:07,609 --> 01:37:09,132
Sweeter after difficulty.

1741
01:37:11,047 --> 01:37:12,570
[rumbling]

1742
01:37:15,922 --> 01:37:17,271
Go up!
Run for the trees!

1743
01:37:18,750 --> 01:37:21,405
Wait. Nope. Never mind.
Trees are on fire.

1744
01:37:21,928 --> 01:37:23,581
Okay.

1745
01:37:25,279 --> 01:37:26,846
We can go back
through the tunnel.

1746
01:37:28,064 --> 01:37:29,196
Nope. Tunnel'’s a no-go.

1747
01:37:34,592 --> 01:37:36,638
[Alan] Um, okay.
I'’m open to other ideas.

1748
01:37:36,681 --> 01:37:40,163
There'’s a current.
We can follow it into the ocean.

1749
01:37:40,207 --> 01:37:41,817
How do we know
what'’s on the other side?

1750
01:37:42,339 --> 01:37:43,297
We don'’t.

1751
01:37:45,299 --> 01:37:47,257
There'’s only one way
to find out.

1752
01:37:48,911 --> 01:37:50,521
Worth the rash.Yeah?

1753
01:38:11,412 --> 01:38:12,456
Alan?

1754
01:38:20,987 --> 01:38:22,031
Alan!

1755
01:38:55,108 --> 01:38:56,674
[gasping]

1756
01:38:59,590 --> 01:39:00,635
Alan?

1757
01:39:00,678 --> 01:39:03,333
A-- [coughs] Alan?

1758
01:39:04,595 --> 01:39:05,640
Alan!

1759
01:39:08,948 --> 01:39:10,950
Oh, my God! You'’re alive!

1760
01:39:10,993 --> 01:39:13,126
I'’m alive.Oh, my God.
I thought I killed you.

1761
01:39:13,169 --> 01:39:14,475
[laughs]

1762
01:39:16,042 --> 01:39:17,043
Is that Beth?

1763
01:39:17,086 --> 01:39:18,131
[Beth] Loretta!

1764
01:39:18,958 --> 01:39:20,220
[Loretta] Beth!

1765
01:39:20,263 --> 01:39:21,961
[Alan] Beth![Loretta] Beth!

1766
01:39:22,004 --> 01:39:23,005
Beth!

1767
01:39:28,837 --> 01:39:30,056
Beth, you'’re here!

1768
01:39:30,882 --> 01:39:32,188
Why are you here?

1769
01:39:32,232 --> 01:39:35,017
I told you I got your back,
girl!

1770
01:39:35,670 --> 01:39:37,628
I'’m so sorry!

1771
01:39:37,672 --> 01:39:39,587
I destroyed
the jumpsuit!

1772
01:39:40,109 --> 01:39:41,197
What?

1773
01:39:41,241 --> 01:39:43,983
Never mind! Later.

1774
01:39:44,026 --> 01:39:46,072
I found a British guy
in a cave.

1775
01:39:46,115 --> 01:39:48,596
I thought he was a little boy,
but he has a full beard.

1776
01:39:48,639 --> 01:39:52,034
Beth, that'’s Fairfax!
He kidnapped us!

1777
01:39:52,078 --> 01:39:54,645
[Alan] He'’s a bad guy, Beth!
He killed my trainer!

1778
01:39:54,689 --> 01:39:55,733
Get him!

1779
01:39:56,256 --> 01:39:57,300
Stop him!

1780
01:39:59,824 --> 01:40:00,869
[grunts]

1781
01:40:00,912 --> 01:40:02,088
[grunts]

1782
01:40:05,352 --> 01:40:07,397
I got your back, girl.

1783
01:40:09,791 --> 01:40:11,880
Where were you running?
It'’s a boat.

1784
01:40:11,923 --> 01:40:13,403
This guy'’s hilarious.
[laughs]

1785
01:40:13,447 --> 01:40:15,144
Got you.

1786
01:40:15,188 --> 01:40:16,667
[Beth] Swim over to the rock!

1787
01:40:16,711 --> 01:40:18,887
I don'’t got you.
No, I got you.I got you.

1788
01:40:18,930 --> 01:40:20,889
We'’re gonna get you.
It'’s gonna be okay.

1789
01:40:20,932 --> 01:40:23,500
[Allison] "Finding refuge
on a nearby rock,

1790
01:40:23,544 --> 01:40:25,763
he lifted her from the water,

1791
01:40:25,807 --> 01:40:28,853
his powerful arms
pulling her body close.

1792
01:40:28,897 --> 01:40:30,159
Alan whispered..."

1793
01:40:30,203 --> 01:40:32,683
Shh. You'’re safe now.

1794
01:40:35,338 --> 01:40:39,777
[Alan] "In that moment,
Loretta could feel a new
adventure was just beginning."

1795
01:40:41,257 --> 01:40:44,043
"The heart-pounding passion
of the narrow escape

1796
01:40:44,086 --> 01:40:47,046
only inflamed Loretta'’s
desire for him.

1797
01:40:47,089 --> 01:40:51,441
She was thirsty for the hot lava
soon to be pulsing from his..."

1798
01:40:51,485 --> 01:40:54,836
Don'’t you go stopping
right at the good part.

1799
01:40:54,879 --> 01:40:56,272
[chuckles][laughs]

1800
01:40:56,316 --> 01:40:58,013
It'’s nothing she hasn't
read before.

1801
01:40:58,057 --> 01:40:59,580
Didn'’t I tell you?

1802
01:40:59,623 --> 01:41:02,670
The most beautiful beach
in the world.

1803
01:41:02,713 --> 01:41:05,977
Maybe later, I'’ll show you
the Cove of Enchantment?

1804
01:41:06,021 --> 01:41:07,936
No, you can take Randy.

1805
01:41:07,979 --> 01:41:11,548
Remember, you are
my platonic man friend.

1806
01:41:11,592 --> 01:41:14,725
Platonic?
I like the sound of that.

1807
01:41:14,769 --> 01:41:17,467
Not sure what it means,
but I like the sound of it.

1808
01:41:17,511 --> 01:41:19,556
Here you go, Randy. [grunts]

1809
01:41:21,428 --> 01:41:23,647
My dear.You are an angel.
Thank you.

1810
01:41:24,344 --> 01:41:25,736
How did you know?

1811
01:41:37,835 --> 01:41:40,316
Nice way to end
a book tour, right?Mm-hmm.

1812
01:41:41,056 --> 01:41:43,102
[sighs] Um...

1813
01:41:43,145 --> 01:41:47,367
You know,
I have a phrase I like to use
in moments like these, actually.

1814
01:41:47,410 --> 01:41:48,455
Um...

1815
01:41:50,109 --> 01:41:51,327
Quid deinde?

1816
01:41:52,763 --> 01:41:55,679
It'’s Latin.
It means, uh, "What'’s next?"

1817
01:41:57,768 --> 01:41:59,248
Quid cogitas?

1818
01:41:59,292 --> 01:42:00,554
Mmm.

1819
01:42:01,424 --> 01:42:02,730
Buca di Beppo.

1820
01:42:02,773 --> 01:42:04,123
[both laughing]

1821
01:42:06,168 --> 01:42:07,909
Yeah. I know
zero other Latin.No. Yes.

1822
01:42:07,952 --> 01:42:10,564
I looked it up
for this moment right now.

1823
01:42:11,565 --> 01:42:13,828
[sighs]So, what does come next?

1824
01:42:13,871 --> 01:42:16,526
How would you write this?I don'’t know.

1825
01:42:16,570 --> 01:42:19,181
How would you write it?Do we really want me
to write this?

1826
01:42:19,225 --> 01:42:21,488
Just try. Take a stab at it.Okay. I'’ll write it.

1827
01:42:21,531 --> 01:42:23,054
Okay.

1828
01:42:23,098 --> 01:42:26,188
"We were-- They were, uh...
standing on a beach."

1829
01:42:26,232 --> 01:42:28,190
Sets the stage for the audience.
They know where we are.

1830
01:42:28,234 --> 01:42:30,105
You'’re already laughing.
Why are you laughing at me?

1831
01:42:30,149 --> 01:42:31,976
I'’m not laughing.
I'’m smiling.You are.

1832
01:42:32,020 --> 01:42:35,806
"There are palm trees
above a brown

1833
01:42:36,807 --> 01:42:39,462
bark-like hair
of the maiden.

1834
01:42:39,506 --> 01:42:41,638
There is a dead jellyfish--"

1835
01:42:41,682 --> 01:42:44,119
All you'’re doing
is describing what you'’re
actually seeing right now.

1836
01:42:44,163 --> 01:42:46,730
"He'’s nervous
because he really likes her."

1837
01:42:47,775 --> 01:42:49,951
It'’s nice writing.

1838
01:42:49,994 --> 01:42:51,213
Thanks.You'’re welcome.

1839
01:42:51,257 --> 01:42:52,475
I'’ll keep going.

1840
01:42:52,519 --> 01:42:54,303
"He looked deep in her eyes.

1841
01:42:54,347 --> 01:42:57,350
The only thing
that could compare
to the pulse of that ocean

1842
01:42:58,264 --> 01:42:59,526
was the throbbing in the--"

1843
01:42:59,569 --> 01:43:02,790
Okay, no, you can'’t throb.Why not?

1844
01:43:02,833 --> 01:43:04,792
Can'’t come
out of the gate
with a throb.

1845
01:43:04,835 --> 01:43:07,055
You throb all the time.I don'’t come
out of the gate with it.

1846
01:43:07,098 --> 01:43:09,362
You have to earn the throb.Who made you
the queen of throb?

1847
01:43:09,405 --> 01:43:12,800
It'’s usually a chapter four
thing. You want it brought up
appropriately in four.

1848
01:43:12,843 --> 01:43:15,106
I think you throb
in all the chapters.
"Pulsating."

1849
01:43:15,150 --> 01:43:17,152
It'’s a precursor to throb.

1850
01:43:17,196 --> 01:43:19,372
"Undulating."You just jumped to five.

1851
01:43:19,415 --> 01:43:22,375
How '’bout they just kiss?
Why not?Just like a regular kiss?

1852
01:43:22,418 --> 01:43:24,115
Yeah. Like a
beginning-of-the-chapter kiss.

1853
01:43:24,159 --> 01:43:25,682
I'’m good at starting--

1854
01:43:29,730 --> 01:43:31,122
How was that? Any notes?

1855
01:43:32,080 --> 01:43:35,257
Very good
first chapter attempt.

1856
01:43:36,606 --> 01:43:38,521
♪ Bad chick
I could be your fantasy♪

1857
01:43:38,565 --> 01:43:40,915
♪ I can tell
You got big, big energy♪

1858
01:43:40,958 --> 01:43:43,091
♪ It ain'’t too many of 'em
That can handle me♪

1859
01:43:43,134 --> 01:43:45,093
♪ But I might let you try it
Off the Hennessy♪

1860
01:43:45,136 --> 01:43:47,530
♪ Make '’em sang to this thing
Like a melody ♪

1861
01:43:47,574 --> 01:43:50,011
♪ And if your girl ain'’t right
I got the remedy ♪

1862
01:43:50,054 --> 01:43:52,448
♪ It ain'’t too many of 'em
That can handle me♪

1863
01:43:52,492 --> 01:43:55,103
♪ Bad chick
I could be your fantasy♪

1864
01:43:55,146 --> 01:43:56,713
♪ Tell me how you want it♪

1865
01:43:56,757 --> 01:43:58,672
♪ Three, two, one
And I'’m on it♪

1866
01:43:58,715 --> 01:44:00,630
♪ Feel good, don'’t it?
Hood chick, you in a bonnet♪

1867
01:44:00,674 --> 01:44:02,719
♪ I'’ma bust it on a pole
Like Onyx♪

1868
01:44:02,763 --> 01:44:05,853
♪ I'’m just being honest
Juicy, Minute Maid♪

1869
01:44:05,896 --> 01:44:07,811
♪ But can'’t do it
One minute, man♪

1870
01:44:07,855 --> 01:44:10,292
♪ Not a side or a main
I'’m the only one he entertain ♪

1871
01:44:10,336 --> 01:44:12,512
♪ Spending his
Mine in the bank♪

1872
01:44:12,555 --> 01:44:16,211
♪ I like what I see
A boss like you
Need a boss like me♪

1873
01:44:16,255 --> 01:44:18,300
♪ Daddy from the street
So he move low key♪

1874
01:44:18,344 --> 01:44:20,737
♪ Tryna ride that mic
Like karaoke♪

1875
01:44:20,781 --> 01:44:23,262
♪ On the count of three
Bad, get money♪

1876
01:44:23,305 --> 01:44:25,481
♪ Broke to the left
We don'’t want it♪

1877
01:44:25,525 --> 01:44:27,831
♪ I'’m the one they love to hate
But they can'’t get past ♪

1878
01:44:27,875 --> 01:44:30,921
♪ Pretty face, no waist
And a big old back♪

1879
01:44:30,965 --> 01:44:32,967
♪ Bad chick
I could be your fantasy♪

1880
01:44:33,010 --> 01:44:35,274
♪ I can tell you got
Big, big energy♪

1881
01:44:35,317 --> 01:44:37,493
♪ It ain'’t too many of 'em
That can handle me♪

1882
01:44:37,537 --> 01:44:39,582
♪ But I might let you try it
Off the Hennessy♪

1883
01:44:39,626 --> 01:44:41,932
♪ Make '’em sing to this thing
Like a melody ♪

1884
01:44:41,976 --> 01:44:44,283
♪ And if your girl ain'’t right
I got the remedy ♪

1885
01:44:44,326 --> 01:44:46,546
♪ It ain'’t too many of 'em
That can handle me♪

1886
01:44:46,589 --> 01:44:48,983
♪ Bad chick
I could be your fantasy♪

1887
01:44:49,026 --> 01:44:52,552
♪ Got that real big energy...♪

1888
01:44:54,597 --> 01:44:56,904
[wind chimes tinkling]

1889
01:45:00,516 --> 01:45:01,909
Psst!

1890
01:45:02,692 --> 01:45:04,085
Psst.

1891
01:45:04,999 --> 01:45:06,043
Psst.

1892
01:45:08,132 --> 01:45:09,177
Mother--

1893
01:45:09,220 --> 01:45:11,135
You were dead.

1894
01:45:11,179 --> 01:45:14,138
Your brains came out
of your face and hit
the back of my throat.

1895
01:45:14,182 --> 01:45:16,663
-He was in my mouth.
-Don'’t say he was in your mouth.

1896
01:45:16,706 --> 01:45:18,578
-I could taste you.
-Don'’t ever say that.

1897
01:45:18,621 --> 01:45:23,713
We only use 10% of our brain,
so I just switched
to another 10%.

1898
01:45:23,757 --> 01:45:26,629
[whispers]
So, you'’re okay?

1899
01:45:26,673 --> 01:45:28,414
One hundred percent.

1900
01:45:28,457 --> 01:45:30,154
Meaning 10%.

1901
01:45:30,198 --> 01:45:31,939
We thought you were dead.

1902
01:45:31,982 --> 01:45:34,724
Naturally,
I have some anger issues
I need to let go of.

1903
01:45:34,768 --> 01:45:37,031
[Loretta] Of course.And resentment.

1904
01:45:39,120 --> 01:45:40,600
So good to see you, man.

1905
01:45:40,643 --> 01:45:42,819
[instructor] Okay,
let'’s keep the chatter down.

1906
01:45:42,863 --> 01:45:46,910
We'’re closing our eyes
and reconnecting to our breath.

1907
01:45:47,955 --> 01:45:49,130
Great.

1908
01:45:49,870 --> 01:45:50,914
Great.