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You were incredible.

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My heart is still racing.

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I felt it too.

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All thanks
to your brute strength, Dash,

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and your knowledge
of ancient Aramaic mathematics.

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Please. This has nothing to do
with my two doctorates

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and my master's
in Gender Studies

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and everything to do
with you, Dr. Lovemore.

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The truth is,

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I never thought I would find
the Lost City of D.

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I would
choose your words carefully.

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They will be your last.

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You led me right
to King Kalaman's tomb

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and his queen's
legendary Crown of Fire.

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And now I will be very rich,

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and you will be very dead.

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Hold up. Are these...
Are these your snakes?

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No, they were just here.

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There were just hundreds
of snakes in this temple

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just waiting for us to show up?

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Who feeds them? You feed
them? No, what do they eat?

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Why is that one not biting that
guy? Why is that happening?

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- Are they trained not to bite henchmen or something?
- Yeah, well...

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I mean, the snake-to-temple
ratio alone...

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This is ridiculous. Delete.

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I... I think my character
can still work.

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Delete.

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Loretta, you still have
a story to write.

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Delete.

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Hey, it's me, Beth.

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I don't want to pull the whole
"I'm your publisher" card, but I am.

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And I'm really looking forward
to seeing this last chapter.

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But no pressure.
No, there actually is pressure.

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The exact amount of pressure that
motivates you but doesn't paralyze you.

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You got this.

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Thank you.

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Me again.

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Okay, so everything
is set for the book tour,

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but, uh, the only thing we need
is a book to tour with.

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I can't help but get the
feeling that you're not finishing

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because you don't want
to leave your house.

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Listen, I know these last five years
have been hard after John's passing,

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and it feels easier
to live in your bathtub,

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drinking Chardonnay on ice.

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But, girl, there is a great
big world waiting for you

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and a book tour that I can't cancel,
so just make it happen, all right?

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Love you, bye!

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We have to keep going.

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Let's see what's on the
other side of that door.

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But what if
there isn't anything?

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There's only one way
to find out.

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Then Lovemore realized

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the treasure she wanted
was lost forever

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and her adventures
were coming to an end.

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That doesn't feel right.

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Yeah, but that's it.

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That's the end.

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Well, John,

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here I go.

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Dulcius ex asperis.

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- Okay, honey, it's showtime.
- Are you sure about this?

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Because I have a wedgie in the
back and in the front in this thing.

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I feel like
a nerdy figure skater.

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Sexy. Stunner.
I'm all about it. No, it's not. It's not.

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- How do I move in this?
- Don't touch it.

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I'm not touching it.
I'm holding it out. Stop it. Will you stop?

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Get it out now 'cause
you can't do that onstage.

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And we're done.
And we're done. Okay, good.

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Do I need to be wearing
a glitter onesie?

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You only have to wear this
for two hours.

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Do not mess this up, do
you hear me? This is on loan.

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Everyone's wearing
sequins right now.

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Why is she taking my
photo? This is Allison.

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She is our new
social media manager.

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And she's gonna be helping us
target that younger demographic.

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Meaning women in their 30s
who wish they were in their 20s.

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Hey, what's up?

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Um, I took over your socials,
so this morning you tweeted,

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"Where are my ladies at? Meet
me at Ballroom G at-00 p.m.

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#ShawnMendes.

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#GaggingToMeetYouAll."

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Okay, we are having fun.
Let's go.

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We need to remind people
that you are still alive.

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People know I'm alive.

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And to remind them
why this used to be

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the best selling franchise. In Romance.

87
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Yes, which is the top
revenue-generating literary category.

88
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Revenue-generating isn't how I
would describe our presales right now.

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Just think of this as a way
that uses word of mouth.

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Oh, you want word of mouth?
Here we go. How's this?

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"The only thing more lost than
the city is the author herself."

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"Loveless." "Passionless."

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Uh, "Way past her prime." And,
oh, "This is fake history at its worst."

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A book tour could
change everything, okay?

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We have to remind the fans
why they love you so much.

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Real history. I merely season
it with a smidge more nudity.

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History had a ton of nudity.

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Deep exploration.

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Steamy wondering.

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Will Lovemore and Dash find
Queen Taha's priceless Crown of Fire?

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Join them on their search.

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So, listen, I wanted to
talk to you about something.

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There's so many people.

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I know how much you hate
doing these things,

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so I've invited Alan to do
the Q and A with you today.

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- What?
- And the rest of the book tour.

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Beth, I expressly asked not to do
any more events with Dash... Alan, Alan!

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- He's gonna humiliate me.
- He's not gonna humiliate you.

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Thank you. You're very good at your
job. Thank you so much. Thank you.

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Let me help you with that.

111
00:06:05,346 --> 00:06:07,244
He is... He's
a body wash commercial.

112
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He's always glistening
all over the place.

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There hasn't been an event
where his shirt didn't come flying off.

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You wish.
Well, he's already here,

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so put on your big-girl panties
and let's get out there.

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Remember, no grumpy face,
big words or boring academic talk.

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Yes! Yes!

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Come on, RTP!

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Ha-ha!

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Yes, my Lovemore-heads!

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I am so excited
to introduce to you

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the award-winning author,
Loretta Sage!

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Beth, I can't do this.
I'm not ready. Are you kidding me?

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Listen, I've got your back.
You got this.

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Go give the people
what they want.

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It's not me they want. Get out there now!

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Hi. How are you?
Nice to see you. Thank you.

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Yep. Mount it.

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Mount it. Mount it. Okay.

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Find your center.

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And now, the moment
you've all been waiting for.

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The sexiest... All right!

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...most influential hero
of a generation.

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That's a bit strong.

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His 20th cover
of an Angela Lovemore novel.

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Dash McMahon!

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Oh, my God! Dash!

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Take a bow. I already did mine.
I did mine.

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Okay, come on.
One more. I got you.

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Did you guys rehearse that?
Oh, my God.

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I'm loving this chemistry
between you two, and I got to say,

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I love this book.

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Oh, thank you, Ray. Thank...

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Spoiler alert.

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A really bold choice

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to not have them go
into the tomb at the end.

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Talk about
what went into this one.

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I mean, this one's such a
special book for me personally.

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I... I don't know how to say
how much it means to me

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that Loretta,
word writer extraordinaire,

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has, you know,
named the book after me.

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The Lost City of Dash.

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The Lost City of D.

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Um, but that's not what
the D stands for.

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It's D for "dick," right? No dick, no.

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It's based on the name of an ancient
tribe, Dapocagihou-dysphem-ica.

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And, um, it was too difficult for the
European colonizers to pronounce,

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so, in true colonial fashion they
abbreviated it. No one cares about this.

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That's so interesting. Okay.

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00:09:01,176 --> 00:09:03,489
How about we take some
questions from the audience?

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00:09:03,593 --> 00:09:05,388
Right here, handsome! Yes.

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00:09:05,491 --> 00:09:09,633
Dash, what's your favorite
romantic moment? Ooh.

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00:09:09,737 --> 00:09:14,259
What I would really like to know is what
is Loretta's favorite romantic moment?

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00:09:14,362 --> 00:09:16,295
Ooh, spicy.

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Oh, uh...

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00:09:18,435 --> 00:09:21,127
-Well, being a sapiosexual...

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Oh, is that when they do
the snakes around the...

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00:09:23,544 --> 00:09:27,617
No. That's someone
who finds, uh, intellect

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or intelligence,
uh, very sexy, you know.

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Same.

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Really?

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Dash! Rip off your shirt!

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00:09:37,178 --> 00:09:40,906
No, no, no. We're not gonna do that
today. We're here for Loretta's book.

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Do we have questions
for Loretta?

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00:09:42,977 --> 00:09:48,154
Uh, yes, studious-looking young
lady? What would you like to ask me?

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Can you rip off Dash's shirt?

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00:09:51,848 --> 00:09:54,678
No, no. We're not gonna
do this again. Sorry.

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Rip it off! Rip it off!

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Rip it off! Rip it off!
Rip it off!

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00:09:59,821 --> 00:10:03,549
Of course. Of course, yes.
Can do.

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00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:05,793
Is this happening?

182
00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:07,622
You don't have to do this. Oh, we have to.

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00:10:07,726 --> 00:10:09,797
We have to give the people
what they want. Yes, yes.

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00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:12,627
We have to give the people
what they want, yes.

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00:10:12,731 --> 00:10:15,975
Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy.

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Because The Lost City of D
is Dash's final adventure.

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If there even is a next book,

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00:10:23,017 --> 00:10:26,123
it will open with Lovemore
receiving the tragic news

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of his untimely death.

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00:10:28,678 --> 00:10:30,058
What?

191
00:10:30,162 --> 00:10:31,612
Shit. I'm sorry.
My smartwatch is stuck.Ow. Hold on.

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00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:32,785
I know. Don't pull it.

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00:10:32,889 --> 00:10:34,408
It's okay. Just be real still.

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00:10:34,511 --> 00:10:35,926
No. That's pulling it. You're pulling it.

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00:10:36,030 --> 00:10:38,619
You're gonna rip my wig off.
No, you can't...

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00:10:43,037 --> 00:10:44,003
Oh, my!

197
00:10:44,107 --> 00:10:45,522
Oh, my God. Is he okay?

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00:10:45,626 --> 00:10:47,248
God, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

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00:10:47,352 --> 00:10:50,009
- I'm so sorry.
- You're a bad person.

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00:10:50,113 --> 00:10:54,359
Stick around for the
costume contest at-00 p.m.

201
00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:57,465
"If there is another book"?

202
00:10:57,569 --> 00:11:02,470
I'm investing everything
we've got into this tour, okay?

203
00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:06,025
I just don't think I have another
Dash and Lovemore adventure in me.

204
00:11:06,129 --> 00:11:07,510
How does Dash die?

205
00:11:07,613 --> 00:11:09,753
Was it the snakes? No.

206
00:11:09,857 --> 00:11:12,204
Okay, so I have something
that I have to take care of.

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00:11:12,307 --> 00:11:14,758
You guys have an interview
in the next suite in ten minutes.

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00:11:14,862 --> 00:11:17,278
So can you please do me a favor
and be grown-ups

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00:11:17,382 --> 00:11:18,900
and get yourselves there
on your own?

210
00:11:19,004 --> 00:11:20,212
Okay. Thank you so much.

211
00:11:21,006 --> 00:11:23,077
Does he die from
a staph infection?

212
00:11:25,044 --> 00:11:27,115
It is a staph infection.
I knew it.

213
00:11:28,289 --> 00:11:29,670
I-I... All right.

214
00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:32,845
Look, I get it if you need
a break or something,

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00:11:32,949 --> 00:11:34,951
but you can't
just kill me, okay? Okay.

216
00:11:35,054 --> 00:11:39,438
I hate that I have to ask this, but
you do know you're not Dash, right?

217
00:11:39,542 --> 00:11:41,716
Dash is a character I made up.

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00:11:41,820 --> 00:11:43,062
Dash?

219
00:11:45,893 --> 00:11:47,135
Thanks.

220
00:11:47,239 --> 00:11:48,447
Thank you.

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00:11:50,932 --> 00:11:53,210
Loretta, it's this way.
No, I think it's this way.

222
00:11:53,314 --> 00:11:55,661
Can't you see that Dash
means so much to people?

223
00:11:55,765 --> 00:11:57,629
Means so much to you. Not to me.

224
00:11:57,732 --> 00:11:59,389
Well, yeah, to me,
but to other people too.

225
00:11:59,493 --> 00:12:02,461
What about Beth? You know what?
Beth is gonna be fine.

226
00:12:02,565 --> 00:12:06,396
She's gonna find plenty fresh,
young writers full of great ideas.

227
00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,502
You can transition gracefully

228
00:12:08,605 --> 00:12:10,952
into the shirt-on phase
of your modeling career,

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and I can be left alone.

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00:12:12,506 --> 00:12:14,231
Everybody is happy.

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00:12:14,335 --> 00:12:16,130
No, it's this way.

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00:12:16,233 --> 00:12:18,063
Beth says you don't even
leave the house anymore.

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00:12:18,166 --> 00:12:20,203
I don't feel like
that's very happy.

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00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:23,206
You should be going out in the world,
filling yourself up on new experiences.

235
00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:25,553
I'm already filled up.
I'm full. I'm fully satiated.

236
00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:29,005
Why would you want to be stuck at
home alone when you could see the world?

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00:12:29,108 --> 00:12:30,627
You could be visiting
ancient Greece.

238
00:12:30,731 --> 00:12:33,630
Okay. How could I visit
ancient Greece?

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00:12:33,734 --> 00:12:35,770
I get it. Because
you're afraid of flying.

240
00:12:35,874 --> 00:12:39,291
No. Because ancient Greece
is in the past.

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00:12:39,394 --> 00:12:40,948
Just like Dash.

242
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:44,261
Okay. You want to know who else
is stuck in the past? You are.

243
00:12:44,365 --> 00:12:47,126
You're so afraid of life hurting
you again that you've stopped living.

244
00:12:47,230 --> 00:12:49,543
You're like a human mummy.

245
00:12:51,027 --> 00:12:53,063
I didn't, um...

246
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:55,514
Oh.

247
00:12:55,618 --> 00:12:57,758
Mummies are human.

248
00:13:07,043 --> 00:13:09,010
Stupid... Oh, crap.

249
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,048
I'm so sorry.
I-I will clean this up.

250
00:13:12,151 --> 00:13:14,637
I am not a litterer,
I-I assure you that.

251
00:13:14,740 --> 00:13:18,226
Do you, um... Do you think you
could, uh, call a car for me, please?

252
00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:19,849
Thank you. Thank you.

253
00:13:22,610 --> 00:13:23,784
Bring the car around.

254
00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:25,337
God, is that someone's retainer?

255
00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:27,788
I've never said the right thing
one time around her.

256
00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:29,824
I get nervous
because she opens her mouth,

257
00:13:29,928 --> 00:13:34,380
and just an encyclopedia of beautifulness
comes out, and I just never say...

258
00:13:34,484 --> 00:13:35,796
You know
she's trying to kill me?

259
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:38,074
I just need those tomatoes.

260
00:13:38,177 --> 00:13:40,525
You're right. No, you're right.

261
00:13:40,628 --> 00:13:42,112
I should apologize.
Thank you, man.

262
00:13:42,216 --> 00:13:44,459
I appreciate that
very, very much. You're welcome.

263
00:13:54,608 --> 00:13:56,886
Uh, Loretta Sage. Yeah.

264
00:14:02,098 --> 00:14:03,202
Uh...

265
00:14:04,514 --> 00:14:05,722
Hiya.

266
00:14:05,826 --> 00:14:07,310
Uh, I did not order an UberPool.

267
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:10,382
Someone wants to meet you.
We'll have you right back.

268
00:14:10,485 --> 00:14:11,659
Um...

269
00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:16,422
Loretta!

270
00:14:16,526 --> 00:14:18,045
Loretta! Loretta?

271
00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:22,808
Uh, Loretta?

272
00:14:22,912 --> 00:14:25,500
Did you say "Loretta"? Yeah.

273
00:14:25,604 --> 00:14:26,812
Follow that SUV, man.No.

274
00:14:26,916 --> 00:14:28,676
Come on, please! No, no, no.

275
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:31,852
I'm not helping any more handsome
strangers. Fool me once. Mm-mmm.

276
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:35,269
What is this, Taken?
Am I "tooken"?

277
00:14:35,372 --> 00:14:36,788
Am I sold already?

278
00:14:36,891 --> 00:14:39,894
Am I... Am I sold to him?

279
00:14:39,998 --> 00:14:43,657
Ow. Stop. Oh, no. Did this feel creepy?

280
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:46,383
I said
don't make it creepy, guys.

281
00:14:46,487 --> 00:14:48,316
I'm so sorry about the setting.

282
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:51,009
I just flew in. I was in a
real panic to meet you.

283
00:14:51,112 --> 00:14:53,183
I didn't have time
to dress the place up much.

284
00:14:53,287 --> 00:14:56,083
I read you love cheese,
so I just got them all.

285
00:14:56,186 --> 00:15:00,259
Are you the one who's been
emailing me for photos of my feet?

286
00:15:00,363 --> 00:15:02,227
No. Um...

287
00:15:02,330 --> 00:15:06,645
And I promise what I'm about to show
you is gonna make you very happy.

288
00:15:07,404 --> 00:15:08,613
But first, a little bit

289
00:15:08,716 --> 00:15:11,926
about the mysterious rogue
you see before you.

290
00:15:12,030 --> 00:15:14,308
Uh, my name is Abigail Fairfax.

291
00:15:14,411 --> 00:15:17,345
Abigail? It's a gender-neutral name,
like Leslie or Beverly.

292
00:15:17,449 --> 00:15:21,142
Yes, but you're Abigail Fairfax
of the media-mogul Fairfaxes?

293
00:15:22,074 --> 00:15:25,284
Didn't you just
take over your company or...

294
00:15:25,388 --> 00:15:29,323
No, that was my brother, actually.
That was Leslie. We're all very proud.

295
00:15:29,426 --> 00:15:32,533
Ah. Yes, I should say so,
at such a young age to...

296
00:15:32,637 --> 00:15:34,569
Some might even say too young.

297
00:15:34,673 --> 00:15:37,400
But that world
never really interested me.

298
00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:40,092
My passions, as you may know,

299
00:15:40,196 --> 00:15:43,302
lie in the hidden things
in the world,

300
00:15:43,406 --> 00:15:46,029
things which defy possession.

301
00:15:46,133 --> 00:15:49,170
Um, some might call me
a collector.

302
00:15:49,274 --> 00:15:52,967
But there is one obsession
in particular

303
00:15:53,071 --> 00:15:55,176
that has held me captive.

304
00:15:56,350 --> 00:15:57,834
The Crown of Fire

305
00:15:57,938 --> 00:16:00,319
and its cascading red diamonds.

306
00:16:00,423 --> 00:16:04,082
Is this a... Is this
a hidden-camera thing?

307
00:16:04,185 --> 00:16:07,775
So imagine my surprise
when, in your new book,

308
00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:11,158
amidst the pages
of coital reverie,

309
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:12,090
was something...

310
00:16:12,193 --> 00:16:14,264
Oh, God... quite magnificent.

311
00:16:16,128 --> 00:16:18,683
I get it. I get it.
I so get it right now.

312
00:16:18,786 --> 00:16:20,098
Oh, my gosh.

313
00:16:20,201 --> 00:16:22,376
I literally thought
you guys kidnapped me.

314
00:16:22,479 --> 00:16:24,965
I mean, this is marketing,
right? Beth set this up?

315
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:27,968
This was so good, you guys.
This was amazing.

316
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:31,316
You, with your gun
and your mustache

317
00:16:31,419 --> 00:16:34,388
and your, "You'd better
get in there" and you know...

318
00:16:35,596 --> 00:16:37,115
Oh, my God.

319
00:16:37,218 --> 00:16:40,981
You, with the G.I. Joe
tone-on-tone outfit.

320
00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:46,089
Your fictional archaeologist was making
real translations of a dead language.

321
00:16:46,193 --> 00:16:49,092
Mm-hmm. Something nobody else
has been able to do.

322
00:16:49,196 --> 00:16:51,612
Well, nobody else
had ever tried.

323
00:16:51,716 --> 00:16:53,545
Is that right?
Am I saying the right thing?

324
00:16:53,648 --> 00:16:55,305
Except you, right?

325
00:16:55,409 --> 00:16:57,376
Except me!

326
00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,206
Yes. See, it turns out

327
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:02,623
Loretta Sage was once a young
college girl doing her dissertation

328
00:17:02,727 --> 00:17:05,591
on the dead language of the D
with her future husband,

329
00:17:05,695 --> 00:17:08,802
dreaming of finding Kalaman's
tomb and the Crown of Fire.

330
00:17:08,905 --> 00:17:12,012
I was sorry to read you gave
up your search after he died.

331
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:13,738
But what that means is,

332
00:17:15,015 --> 00:17:16,913
you're all I have left.

333
00:17:17,017 --> 00:17:20,192
All-All you have left
for... what?

334
00:17:20,296 --> 00:17:21,331
Hmm.

335
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:24,369
Oh.

336
00:17:24,472 --> 00:17:25,853
Here we go.

337
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:41,696
What is this?

338
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:45,493
I believe it is describing the
exact location of Kalaman's tomb,

339
00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:49,049
in which Taha and her
priceless headdress are buried.

340
00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:51,292
Well, if this were authentic,

341
00:17:51,396 --> 00:17:56,746
you would still have to
uncover an entire city

342
00:17:56,850 --> 00:17:59,887
that nobody
has been able to find.

343
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:01,647
I found it.

344
00:18:01,751 --> 00:18:04,892
On a tiny, forgotten island in
the Atlantic called Isla Hundida.

345
00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:08,551
What I have not been able to
find is Kalaman's final resting place.

346
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:12,935
This piece of parchment is the
only clue we found among the ruins.

347
00:18:13,038 --> 00:18:16,179
I need someone
who can decipher these symbols.

348
00:18:16,801 --> 00:18:18,354
I need you.

349
00:18:19,493 --> 00:18:20,943
Well... Miss Sage,

350
00:18:21,046 --> 00:18:24,429
surely this isn't how
you want your story to end.

351
00:18:24,532 --> 00:18:27,121
We both had our dreams crushed
by bad luck,

352
00:18:27,225 --> 00:18:29,468
or in my case,
an arse-kissing little brother,

353
00:18:29,572 --> 00:18:32,678
but this is our chance
to show them all.

354
00:18:32,782 --> 00:18:34,370
Come with me... to the island.

355
00:18:34,473 --> 00:18:39,616
Translate these symbols and
help me find the Crown of Fire.

356
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,343
You can name your price.

357
00:18:44,967 --> 00:18:47,797
I must respectfully decline.

358
00:18:52,664 --> 00:18:53,872
Well...

359
00:18:55,494 --> 00:18:57,462
I can't say
I'm not disappointed.

360
00:18:58,359 --> 00:19:00,845
But I understand how you feel.

361
00:19:04,193 --> 00:19:05,953
Will you at least let us
give you a ride?

362
00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:10,337
Oh, no, thank you. I'll call
for my own car, and I'll just...

363
00:19:31,910 --> 00:19:35,672
I don't feel like you're listening
to me. This is urgent, and we...

364
00:19:35,776 --> 00:19:38,710
Okay, so the police are saying
that they put out an APB...

365
00:19:38,813 --> 00:19:40,470
APB... on an SUV,

366
00:19:40,574 --> 00:19:42,817
and there's
this 24-hour rule... Why is there a rule?

367
00:19:42,921 --> 00:19:45,337
...and they won't do anything
until...What about the FBI or the CIA?

368
00:19:45,441 --> 00:19:47,408
- They said to call the police.
- I'm sure Loretta's fine.

369
00:19:47,512 --> 00:19:50,101
When I was in college,
my friend Nicki went missing.

370
00:19:50,204 --> 00:19:51,826
Everyone was, like,
freaking out.

371
00:19:51,930 --> 00:19:54,277
But then she was just
in her car.

372
00:19:54,381 --> 00:19:57,556
She was dead, but we found her.
She wasn't gone.

373
00:19:57,660 --> 00:20:02,009
Um, what about...
Maybe we could get a PI

374
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:04,632
or, like, you know,
private security or...

375
00:20:04,736 --> 00:20:06,634
What about an extraction team,
like the movie?

376
00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:09,223
Yes! But who does that?
The ex-military, right?

377
00:20:09,327 --> 00:20:11,916
Oh, yeah. I think I actually have
somebody that could help us.

378
00:20:12,019 --> 00:20:14,988
- Oh.
- I did this meditation retreat,

379
00:20:15,091 --> 00:20:17,162
and there was this
trainer guy there.

380
00:20:17,266 --> 00:20:18,784
You should
see this guy meditate.

381
00:20:18,888 --> 00:20:20,303
But he's ex-Navy SEAL.

382
00:20:20,407 --> 00:20:24,204
He... He's a special ops trainer.
What was his name?

383
00:20:24,894 --> 00:20:26,033
Yeah. Jack Trainer.

384
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:27,759
So he's a trainer
named Jack Trainer?

385
00:20:27,862 --> 00:20:30,037
That's how I have everybody in
my phone. See, "Janice Mom."

386
00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:31,590
"Larry Doorknob."
"Stacy Butt Stuff."

387
00:20:31,694 --> 00:20:34,386
Look, this is what this
guy does. He finds people.

388
00:20:34,490 --> 00:20:36,768
If there's anybody
that can help us, it's him.

389
00:20:43,706 --> 00:20:46,226
Jack Trainer. Oh, so his name
is actually Jack Trainer.

390
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:50,230
Hi, uh, this is Alan
from "Touching Your Inner Self."

391
00:20:51,714 --> 00:20:53,543
The meditation retreat?

392
00:20:55,269 --> 00:20:58,341
Anyway, uh, okay. Our friend
Loretta has been kidnapped,

393
00:20:58,445 --> 00:20:59,894
and no one's helping us.

394
00:20:59,998 --> 00:21:01,482
How long she been missing?

395
00:21:01,586 --> 00:21:02,828
Maybe two hours now.

396
00:21:02,932 --> 00:21:04,244
Who is that?

397
00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:08,386
Um, this is B...
This is Beth. I'm Beth.

398
00:21:08,489 --> 00:21:10,905
And Allison is on too, sir.

399
00:21:11,009 --> 00:21:13,218
Did she have any
Wi-Fi-enabled devices?

400
00:21:13,322 --> 00:21:16,221
- She's got her phone, right?
- No, I have her phone.

401
00:21:16,325 --> 00:21:18,948
Oh! She has a smartwatch.
It ripped my wig off.

402
00:21:19,052 --> 00:21:21,986
What was that scenario?
Never mind. Open the phone.

403
00:21:22,089 --> 00:21:23,642
Go to the smartwatch app. All right.

404
00:21:23,746 --> 00:21:26,059
Then hit "Find My Smartwatch."

405
00:21:26,162 --> 00:21:29,096
Oh, my... That is so good.
That's why we called.

406
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,650
"Anticipate the difficult
by managing the easy."

407
00:21:31,754 --> 00:21:35,447
Is that Oprah or Deepak?
Laozi fromTao-te Ching.

408
00:21:35,551 --> 00:21:36,759
Oh, my God.

409
00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:38,554
It's in the Atlantic.

410
00:21:38,657 --> 00:21:41,005
She's on a plane?
How can you tell that?

411
00:21:41,108 --> 00:21:43,283
'Cause she can't swim that fast.

412
00:21:43,386 --> 00:21:44,836
Doesn't sound like
a ransom scenario.

413
00:21:44,939 --> 00:21:47,563
My guess is blood sport,
Hunger Games type situation.

414
00:21:47,666 --> 00:21:50,497
Possibly some coke-fueled
dark web scavenger hunt.

415
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,637
Real clown shit.
We'll have to move fast.

416
00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:55,674
- How do we pay you?
- Cryptocurrency. Cash App.

417
00:21:55,778 --> 00:21:59,264
I'll have her back within 48
hours or your next rescue is free.

418
00:21:59,368 --> 00:22:00,852
How many people
need a next rescue?

419
00:22:00,955 --> 00:22:02,474
More than you'd think.

420
00:22:02,578 --> 00:22:04,407
- I'm gonna need that phone.
- I'll bring it to you.

421
00:22:04,511 --> 00:22:07,272
Let me know where she lands.
I'll meet you there, Alan.

422
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,323
Hello.

423
00:22:27,913 --> 00:22:29,053
Where am I?

424
00:22:29,156 --> 00:22:31,158
Um, you're on my plane.

425
00:22:31,262 --> 00:22:32,470
It's nice, isn't it? Hmm?

426
00:22:32,573 --> 00:22:34,403
The seats are made of
mama llama leather.

427
00:22:34,506 --> 00:22:37,613
Well, I'm getting off
your plane.

428
00:22:37,716 --> 00:22:39,097
Unchain me!

429
00:22:39,201 --> 00:22:40,754
That's your seat belt.

430
00:22:41,341 --> 00:22:43,205
Did you chloroform me?

431
00:22:43,308 --> 00:22:45,517
People actually do that?

432
00:22:47,899 --> 00:22:50,557
Well, you know,
it's a classic for a reason.

433
00:22:51,247 --> 00:22:52,490
My body feels drunk.

434
00:22:52,593 --> 00:22:54,492
It'll wear off in a bit.
I am sorry.

435
00:22:54,595 --> 00:22:57,011
I just couldn't wait around
for you to change your mind.

436
00:22:57,115 --> 00:22:59,566
Stop playing jelly.
Time is not on our side.

437
00:22:59,669 --> 00:23:02,396
You see, the volcano
we're excavating around

438
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:04,467
has developed
a bad case of indigestion.

439
00:23:04,571 --> 00:23:06,435
I'm rather worried
that when it blows,

440
00:23:06,538 --> 00:23:08,609
everything that's left of the
Lost City will be destroyed.

441
00:23:08,713 --> 00:23:10,611
Oh, my God. My legs don't work.

442
00:23:10,715 --> 00:23:16,134
So, this is our last chance to
find both the tomb and the crown.

443
00:23:16,238 --> 00:23:18,274
Oh, God. Oh!

444
00:23:18,378 --> 00:23:20,656
Don't worry.
That's just our final descent.

445
00:23:20,759 --> 00:23:26,765
But it is the beginning of the
greatest adventure of your life.

446
00:24:35,386 --> 00:24:37,457
Welcome to the Lost City.

447
00:24:47,087 --> 00:24:48,502
How did you find it?

448
00:24:48,606 --> 00:24:50,746
So, the city was built
on a lava dome.

449
00:24:50,849 --> 00:24:53,542
As the volcano became active,
the dome filled with lava,

450
00:24:53,645 --> 00:24:56,269
and sunken things
rose to the surface.

451
00:24:56,372 --> 00:24:58,271
The D exposed itself.

452
00:24:58,374 --> 00:25:01,412
- The entire city?
- No, no. Just the tip.

453
00:25:01,515 --> 00:25:04,725
As soon as I heard rumors of the
ruins, I flew over and bought the place.

454
00:25:04,829 --> 00:25:08,108
The site? No. The island.
The southern half.

455
00:25:08,212 --> 00:25:10,559
I got a good deal 'cause
this is where the lava flows.

456
00:25:10,662 --> 00:25:12,906
We've been excavating
for a year now.

457
00:25:13,976 --> 00:25:16,530
One doesn't kidnap a
romance novelist on day one.

458
00:25:16,634 --> 00:25:18,670
Ah, yes, as the saying goes.

459
00:25:18,774 --> 00:25:21,777
Rafi doesn't like it.
Do you, Rafi?

460
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:25,056
He says we're
disrespecting his heritage.

461
00:25:25,159 --> 00:25:28,404
But not a lot of other job options
on the island, are there, Rafi?

462
00:25:28,508 --> 00:25:30,579
Beggars can't be choosers.

463
00:25:40,416 --> 00:25:42,246
No more charcuterie, I take it.

464
00:25:42,349 --> 00:25:44,455
Mmm. Please. I'm not a monster.

465
00:25:44,558 --> 00:25:46,388
Whatever you need, just shout.

466
00:25:47,906 --> 00:25:52,773
Uh, leave one hand free.
She has some translating to do.

467
00:25:53,981 --> 00:25:55,224
And then what?

468
00:25:55,328 --> 00:25:57,847
Loretta, I really wish
you would try and see

469
00:25:57,951 --> 00:26:00,091
what an exciting opportunity
this is for us.

470
00:26:00,194 --> 00:26:04,095
I believe this text describes
the exact location of the tomb.

471
00:26:04,198 --> 00:26:06,718
It's a logographic system.

472
00:26:07,478 --> 00:26:10,066
Like cuneiform or hieroglyphics.

473
00:26:10,170 --> 00:26:13,967
Now, if you have other documents
that possibly I can compare...

474
00:26:14,070 --> 00:26:15,348
Yeah, no luck there.

475
00:26:15,451 --> 00:26:18,247
We found some scratching
at a nearby waterfall,

476
00:26:18,351 --> 00:26:19,248
but it was useless.

477
00:26:19,352 --> 00:26:20,905
Just pictures of women.

478
00:26:21,008 --> 00:26:25,599
Look, I, too, wish your dear
old dead archaeologist husband

479
00:26:25,703 --> 00:26:28,430
was here to help,
but he's not, so,

480
00:26:28,533 --> 00:26:31,640
time to shine, Loretta,
sex-book writer.

481
00:26:33,055 --> 00:26:34,781
They will come for me.

482
00:26:35,368 --> 00:26:37,093
Who, exactly?

483
00:26:37,197 --> 00:26:38,923
Your... Your many cats?

484
00:26:39,026 --> 00:26:40,821
Oh, I don't have cats.

485
00:26:41,408 --> 00:26:43,237
Somehow even more sad.

486
00:26:43,341 --> 00:26:46,310
I have a hamster, asshole!

487
00:26:46,413 --> 00:26:48,070
You have a hamster's asshole?

488
00:26:48,173 --> 00:26:51,936
No, there was a... there was
a comma between... Forget it.

489
00:26:52,039 --> 00:26:55,457
I bet your brother never had
to kidnap anyone!

490
00:27:27,178 --> 00:27:30,457
♪ From the dusty mesa ♪

491
00:27:30,561 --> 00:27:34,875
♪ Her looming shadow grows ♪

492
00:27:34,979 --> 00:27:38,362
♪ Hidden in the branches ♪

493
00:27:38,465 --> 00:27:42,538
♪ Of the poison creosote ♪

494
00:27:46,197 --> 00:27:47,785
Good to see you, man.

495
00:27:47,888 --> 00:27:49,511
Phone.Right.

496
00:28:01,385 --> 00:28:02,627
What?

497
00:28:02,731 --> 00:28:05,319
Yeah, I was thinking
that I could, you know,

498
00:28:05,423 --> 00:28:07,011
maybe just sort of
come with you.

499
00:28:07,114 --> 00:28:08,875
Why? To help.

500
00:28:08,978 --> 00:28:13,120
I know CPR. I know some
light karate. CrossFit certified.

501
00:28:13,224 --> 00:28:14,743
Okay, okay, listen, listen!

502
00:28:15,606 --> 00:28:17,297
I just... It's my fault.

503
00:28:17,401 --> 00:28:19,506
Not the kidnapping and stuff,

504
00:28:19,610 --> 00:28:22,682
but, like, I said some really
mean stuff to her, and I regret it,

505
00:28:22,785 --> 00:28:24,408
and I just need to take it back.

506
00:28:24,511 --> 00:28:25,892
I called her a human mummy.

507
00:28:27,238 --> 00:28:28,653
Mummies are human.

508
00:28:29,309 --> 00:28:31,725
I'm aware of that now, yes.

509
00:28:31,829 --> 00:28:34,866
That is true.

510
00:28:34,970 --> 00:28:35,971
Please.

511
00:28:37,248 --> 00:28:39,940
All right, Alan, I can't
be responsible for you.

512
00:28:40,907 --> 00:28:41,908
Okay. Yeah.

513
00:28:42,011 --> 00:28:44,980
I need you
to stay in the car.Yeah.

514
00:28:45,083 --> 00:28:47,189
In the car. In the car.

515
00:28:47,292 --> 00:28:49,743
The whole time. The whole time?

516
00:28:49,847 --> 00:28:51,089
Whole time.

517
00:28:51,193 --> 00:28:52,436
Mm-hmm.

518
00:28:54,196 --> 00:28:55,473
Yes!

519
00:29:02,411 --> 00:29:03,757
This is me.

520
00:29:04,655 --> 00:29:06,933
Really? Is this what
the SEAL teams use?

521
00:29:07,036 --> 00:29:09,694
"Only a fool chooses a horse
by its color."

522
00:29:09,798 --> 00:29:12,594
Right, right. The Tao-te Ching?

523
00:29:12,697 --> 00:29:15,838
No, it was on the sign
back there at the rental place.

524
00:29:24,364 --> 00:29:25,572
Thank you.

525
00:29:30,128 --> 00:29:35,962
♪ I once had a life
Or rather, life had me ♪

526
00:29:36,065 --> 00:29:39,068
♪ I was one among many ♪

527
00:29:39,172 --> 00:29:42,624
♪ Or at least I seemed to be ♪

528
00:29:42,727 --> 00:29:49,562
♪ Well, I read an old quotation
In a book just yesterday ♪

529
00:29:49,665 --> 00:29:52,599
♪ Said
"Gonna reap just what you sow ♪

530
00:29:52,703 --> 00:29:55,913
♪ The debts you make
You have to pay" ♪

531
00:29:56,016 --> 00:29:57,742
♪ Can you get to that? ♪

532
00:29:58,398 --> 00:29:59,848
What? What?

533
00:30:02,091 --> 00:30:04,093
I was hoping to invite you
to breakfast,

534
00:30:04,197 --> 00:30:06,855
but it looks like
you still have work to do.

535
00:30:07,821 --> 00:30:09,582
Uh, wait, wait, wait.

536
00:30:09,685 --> 00:30:11,204
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

537
00:30:11,307 --> 00:30:13,309
I believe this says

538
00:30:13,413 --> 00:30:15,415
"rest" or "resting."

539
00:30:15,519 --> 00:30:18,418
So it would be,
"Kalaman and his treasure..."

540
00:30:18,522 --> 00:30:23,009
And then there are some missing
pieces, and then "rest," "resting,"

541
00:30:23,112 --> 00:30:26,530
and something about
"tears," so...

542
00:30:28,324 --> 00:30:29,325
Resting where?

543
00:30:29,429 --> 00:30:30,637
Hmm? Oh!

544
00:30:30,741 --> 00:30:33,502
Didn't say. It doesn't say.

545
00:30:34,848 --> 00:30:37,851
Miss Sage,
I need you to do better.

546
00:30:37,955 --> 00:30:41,406
Then next time maybe don't
kidnap a romance novelist, hmm?

547
00:30:41,510 --> 00:30:43,719
My God,
this shouldn't be this hard!

548
00:30:43,823 --> 00:30:45,756
It is not some pauper's grave
we're looking for.

549
00:30:45,859 --> 00:30:48,137
It is a monument to a great man!

550
00:30:48,241 --> 00:30:50,174
King Kalaman was ambitious,
he was powerful,

551
00:30:50,277 --> 00:30:52,728
he was the first man to
build a city in the Atlantic.

552
00:30:52,832 --> 00:30:55,489
The eyes of his subjects
would have turned to him.

553
00:30:55,593 --> 00:30:58,838
He would have had a pyramid,
a ziggurat, a tower

554
00:30:58,941 --> 00:31:00,909
to hold his Crown of Fire.

555
00:31:01,012 --> 00:31:03,912
All I need to know
is where it is.

556
00:31:04,015 --> 00:31:07,260
I don't know if you recall,
but you only said translate it.

557
00:31:07,363 --> 00:31:09,503
I-I translated it.

558
00:31:10,297 --> 00:31:11,885
Translate it again.

559
00:31:17,511 --> 00:31:20,549
One day, we're gonna
laugh about this.

560
00:31:20,653 --> 00:31:22,793
Such an adventure we're having.

561
00:31:25,899 --> 00:31:30,248
I should go with you,
just for backup and awesomeness.

562
00:31:31,215 --> 00:31:32,872
This is pretty awesome.

563
00:31:32,975 --> 00:31:35,633
You got nature, the radio.

564
00:31:36,772 --> 00:31:40,396
Yeah, you're right, but it's
very, very important to me

565
00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:42,364
that she knows
that I came to rescue her.

566
00:31:42,467 --> 00:31:44,159
Why? Do you like this woman?

567
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,369
No, I just brought snacks
and stuff.

568
00:31:47,472 --> 00:31:49,647
And she gets a little grumpy
when she's hungry.

569
00:31:49,751 --> 00:31:53,168
Blood pressure drops. And I get that
because I'm a five-meal-a-day kind of guy.

570
00:31:53,271 --> 00:31:56,067
Do you keto, by the way?
You look like you keto.

571
00:31:56,171 --> 00:31:57,862
No.No. Yeah.

572
00:31:57,966 --> 00:31:59,692
You don't need it.

573
00:31:59,795 --> 00:32:01,279
What is it?

574
00:32:01,383 --> 00:32:04,973
I just want her to think of me
as more than a cover model.

575
00:32:05,076 --> 00:32:09,322
But, Alan, you are so much
more. You're my lookout.

576
00:32:09,425 --> 00:32:12,774
Okay, can I at least do the part
where I put her in the car

577
00:32:12,877 --> 00:32:16,605
and I just go,
"Shh. You're safe now"?

578
00:32:17,675 --> 00:32:19,677
Sure, champ. She'll love that.

579
00:32:19,781 --> 00:32:21,645
Oh, you're just going?
Going to start?

580
00:32:21,748 --> 00:32:24,164
You're starting
the mission now? Okay.

581
00:32:48,361 --> 00:32:50,570
Oh!

582
00:32:59,613 --> 00:33:01,098
Go to sleep.

583
00:33:01,201 --> 00:33:02,858
♪ Take a little walk
To the edge of town ♪

584
00:33:02,962 --> 00:33:05,689
♪ And go across the tracks ♪

585
00:33:07,035 --> 00:33:11,142
♪ Where the viaduct looms
Like a bird of doom ♪

586
00:33:11,246 --> 00:33:15,353
♪ As it shifts and cracks ♪

587
00:33:15,457 --> 00:33:21,221
♪ Where secrets lie In the
border fires In the humming wires ♪

588
00:33:21,325 --> 00:33:24,466
♪ Hey, man, you know
You're never coming back ♪

589
00:33:24,569 --> 00:33:26,779
♪ Past the square
Past the bridge ♪

590
00:33:26,882 --> 00:33:29,816
♪ Past the mills
Past the stacks ♪

591
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,059
Alan. What?

592
00:33:31,162 --> 00:33:32,923
This is a breach of trust, Alan.

593
00:33:33,026 --> 00:33:34,579
I can help. Let me help.

594
00:33:34,683 --> 00:33:37,859
♪ A tall handsome man
In a dusty black coat ♪

595
00:33:37,962 --> 00:33:40,620
Stay close. Stay alive.

596
00:33:45,487 --> 00:33:46,730
Hey.

597
00:33:49,146 --> 00:33:51,562
♪ He'll wrap you in his arms ♪

598
00:33:51,665 --> 00:33:53,184
Go to sleep.

599
00:33:53,288 --> 00:33:55,462
♪ Tell you that you've
Been a good boy ♪

600
00:33:55,566 --> 00:33:59,673
I got his head. What do I do with his
head? I'm just gonna set him down.

601
00:34:05,818 --> 00:34:07,026
No.

602
00:34:07,612 --> 00:34:08,786
Hey, hey, no!

603
00:34:08,890 --> 00:34:10,098
No, no, no!

604
00:34:11,755 --> 00:34:14,447
♪ There won't be a single thing
That you can do ♪

605
00:34:14,550 --> 00:34:17,553
♪ He's a god, he's a man
He's a ghost, he's a guru ♪

606
00:34:17,657 --> 00:34:19,486
Ooh, yeah! Ooh.

607
00:34:19,590 --> 00:34:20,556
Ow.

608
00:34:20,660 --> 00:34:22,213
Teamwork, yeah!

609
00:34:22,317 --> 00:34:25,596
Great effort, Alan, but that man
was already unconscious.

610
00:34:25,699 --> 00:34:27,391
I was already wound up.

611
00:34:28,323 --> 00:34:31,084
Just don't do it when I'm...

612
00:34:34,156 --> 00:34:35,433
Hi.

613
00:34:37,677 --> 00:34:39,403
-Oh!

614
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,302
On your seven!

615
00:34:47,238 --> 00:34:48,308
Oh!

616
00:34:53,106 --> 00:34:55,039
Trainer, he's not asleep!

617
00:34:55,143 --> 00:34:57,317
Stay... Stay down. Stay down.

618
00:34:59,975 --> 00:35:02,495
- You're doing great.
- Thanks.

619
00:35:02,598 --> 00:35:04,117
Where you going?

620
00:35:04,221 --> 00:35:06,982
♪ Through the ghettos
And the barrio ♪

621
00:35:07,086 --> 00:35:09,605
♪ And the Bowery and the slums♪What?

622
00:35:12,263 --> 00:35:13,747
Loretta Sage?

623
00:35:14,231 --> 00:35:15,025
Yes.

624
00:35:15,128 --> 00:35:16,992
I'm getting you out of here.

625
00:35:18,028 --> 00:35:21,065
Why are you so handsome?
My dad was a weatherman.

626
00:35:23,274 --> 00:35:24,103
A-Alan?

627
00:35:24,206 --> 00:35:26,243
Yeah. What are you doing here?

628
00:35:26,346 --> 00:35:29,142
- Uh, irregardless, I'm here to save you.
- That's not...

629
00:35:29,246 --> 00:35:31,489
- I think he meant "regardless."
- Yes.

630
00:35:32,905 --> 00:35:36,874
Ooh, uh, does she need saving in
there, Trainer? I think she's fine there.

631
00:35:36,978 --> 00:35:40,153
No, no, leave it. Don't take
their stuff. They'll come after us.

632
00:35:42,811 --> 00:35:44,364
Alan, why do you
keep doing that?

633
00:35:44,468 --> 00:35:46,435
Why do you keep doing that?
I had that one.

634
00:35:46,539 --> 00:35:49,059
It's just getting mean now.
It's unnecessary.

635
00:35:49,162 --> 00:35:50,923
I'm sorry.
I just wanted to get one in.

636
00:35:51,026 --> 00:35:54,098
- Excuse me. Would it be possible to remove me from the chair?
- No time.

637
00:35:54,202 --> 00:35:56,618
- No time?
- There's been so much chitchat.

638
00:35:56,721 --> 00:35:58,033
We should definitely go.

639
00:35:58,137 --> 00:35:59,759
Let's go! Let's go!

640
00:35:59,863 --> 00:36:02,831
♪ We're running with
The shadows of the night ♪

641
00:36:02,935 --> 00:36:07,111
♪ So, baby, take my hand
It'll be all right ♪

642
00:36:07,215 --> 00:36:11,219
♪ They'll come true in the end ♪

643
00:36:25,612 --> 00:36:26,751
Why are things exploding?

644
00:36:34,414 --> 00:36:35,450
I got...

645
00:36:37,107 --> 00:36:38,315
Okay.

646
00:36:39,212 --> 00:36:40,489
Shh...

647
00:36:40,593 --> 00:36:42,491
Shh. You're safe now.

648
00:36:42,595 --> 00:36:43,734
You're...

649
00:36:43,837 --> 00:36:45,978
How... How are you so calm?

650
00:36:46,081 --> 00:36:48,566
That was my...
That was my line.Here.

651
00:36:50,706 --> 00:36:52,605
What? Is that Reiki?

652
00:36:52,708 --> 00:36:55,159
Are you healing me? I think so.

653
00:36:55,263 --> 00:36:58,473
- Ah.
- As Laozi says, "To the mind that is still..."

654
00:36:58,576 --> 00:37:01,476
"...the whole universe
surrenders."Hey, yeah, I know some...

655
00:37:01,579 --> 00:37:04,375
I know some, um, quotes that
could be good for this moment.

656
00:37:04,479 --> 00:37:06,205
In omnia paratus.

657
00:37:07,102 --> 00:37:08,966
"Ready for anything."

658
00:37:09,070 --> 00:37:11,727
Maybe we shouldn't be just
staring lovingly into each other's eyes

659
00:37:11,831 --> 00:37:15,283
like you're gonna fall in love
like I'm not here.

660
00:37:15,835 --> 00:37:16,801
Who are you?

661
00:37:16,905 --> 00:37:19,632
Just a guy trying to do his job.

662
00:37:19,735 --> 00:37:22,531
And right now, that job
is to get this lovely lady...

663
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:24,878
Oh! Oh.

664
00:37:24,982 --> 00:37:26,880
Oh, God. Okay.

665
00:37:28,054 --> 00:37:30,263
-No. What is happening?

666
00:37:33,715 --> 00:37:35,682
Okay. What do we do?

667
00:37:35,786 --> 00:37:37,891
We need to do... I can't see.

668
00:37:37,995 --> 00:37:39,410
I don't like it!

669
00:37:39,514 --> 00:37:40,998
Here. Here!

670
00:37:41,102 --> 00:37:43,552
- Why would you throw a gun?
- Seriously?

671
00:37:44,933 --> 00:37:47,763
Get me out of the chair. I
can't. We don't have time.

672
00:37:51,319 --> 00:37:53,390
Gotta squeeze! You got
to do a Kegel or something!

673
00:37:53,493 --> 00:37:55,875
- Kegel it!
- What do you think a Kegel is?

674
00:37:55,979 --> 00:37:58,360
I'm not in it, not in!
Still not in!

675
00:37:58,464 --> 00:38:00,845
- You got to go in more.
- Stop. Stop. Stop it!

676
00:38:00,949 --> 00:38:02,951
Oh, oh, oh!

677
00:38:03,055 --> 00:38:06,575
Oh, God. Get in the car, get in
the car! Start the car! Start the car!

678
00:38:06,679 --> 00:38:07,956
- Go, go.
- Move your leg.

679
00:38:08,060 --> 00:38:10,372
Which one? Both of them! Move them!

680
00:38:14,135 --> 00:38:16,102
Forward, forward! Okay. Okay.

681
00:38:16,206 --> 00:38:20,520
- I'm going! I'm going! Okay!
- Drive!

682
00:38:21,659 --> 00:38:25,284
Shh. You're safe now. Shh.

683
00:38:26,940 --> 00:38:28,321
Ow.

684
00:38:28,425 --> 00:38:30,565
Shh. You're safe now.
No, I'm not. Not safe.

685
00:38:30,668 --> 00:38:32,429
Oh, no, am I bleeding?

686
00:38:32,532 --> 00:38:35,535
- I don't think that's yours.
- Oh, no, that's a lot of blood.

687
00:38:36,847 --> 00:38:38,676
Cheese and rice!

688
00:38:38,780 --> 00:38:40,264
Are those his brains? What?

689
00:38:40,368 --> 00:38:42,335
I think his brains
are on my face!

690
00:38:42,439 --> 00:38:46,063
Definitely his brains are in my
mouth. I can taste his thoughts!

691
00:38:46,167 --> 00:38:47,375
Focus on the road.

692
00:38:47,478 --> 00:38:49,618
He just liked
training people. Trainer.

693
00:38:49,722 --> 00:38:52,587
- What are you talking about?
- He loved me.

694
00:38:52,690 --> 00:38:55,279
Can you just scooch the car
over to the left?

695
00:38:55,383 --> 00:38:59,111
Get it off. Get it off. Oh, God.

696
00:38:59,214 --> 00:39:00,491
Watch out!

697
00:39:04,702 --> 00:39:07,602
Oh! Oh! Oh!

698
00:39:09,845 --> 00:39:11,606
Oh, did you see...

699
00:39:14,574 --> 00:39:15,610
No.

700
00:39:21,029 --> 00:39:22,341
Oh.

701
00:39:23,790 --> 00:39:26,103
Oh, no. Oh, no.

702
00:39:26,655 --> 00:39:28,140
Oh, no.

703
00:39:36,562 --> 00:39:38,115
Oh, no.

704
00:39:40,704 --> 00:39:44,294
Oh, holy Christmas.
Are you okay? Are you okay?

705
00:39:44,397 --> 00:39:46,468
Do you think you could
get me out of here?

706
00:39:46,572 --> 00:39:48,125
Yeah. Okay.

707
00:39:48,229 --> 00:39:51,128
You just flew out of the
car. I did. I did, indeed.

708
00:39:51,232 --> 00:39:52,681
Okay. I got you. I got you.

709
00:39:52,785 --> 00:39:55,236
Can you get me out of the chair?
Get me out of the chair.

710
00:39:55,339 --> 00:39:57,169
You're right.
You're right. You're right.

711
00:39:58,515 --> 00:40:00,344
Is that...
Is that a nail filer? Yeah.

712
00:40:00,448 --> 00:40:01,932
Can you just rip it? It's working.

713
00:40:02,035 --> 00:40:03,830
And maybe next time
I toss a gun at you,

714
00:40:03,934 --> 00:40:05,832
you can catch it
instead of ducking.

715
00:40:05,936 --> 00:40:09,146
How about the next time you toss a
gun at me, you say, "Hey, Alan, catch"?

716
00:40:09,250 --> 00:40:11,114
Then maybe do that
before you throw it?

717
00:40:11,217 --> 00:40:13,323
Well, "here"
is a synonym for "catch."

718
00:40:13,426 --> 00:40:14,945
No, "here" is not a cinnamon
for "catch."

719
00:40:15,048 --> 00:40:17,120
In a colloquial kind of way,
yes, it is.

720
00:40:17,223 --> 00:40:19,329
You say, "Here,"
I toss you a sweatshirt.

721
00:40:19,432 --> 00:40:21,434
You say, "Here,"
I toss you a pen.

722
00:40:21,538 --> 00:40:24,610
How 'bout just,
"Hey! Catch! Gun!"

723
00:40:24,713 --> 00:40:27,716
Anything that you want to throw, I'll
catch it because you said, "Catch."

724
00:40:27,820 --> 00:40:29,580
And I'll catch it
because you said it.

725
00:40:29,684 --> 00:40:32,100
That is also an option, and
then we would have a gun with us.

726
00:40:32,204 --> 00:40:33,308
That's a thing.

727
00:40:33,412 --> 00:40:35,690
Be careful. Okay, we need to call...

728
00:40:35,793 --> 00:40:37,450
Be careful.

729
00:40:37,554 --> 00:40:40,073
We need to call for help, get to
the airport and get out of here.

730
00:40:40,177 --> 00:40:42,179
And I am driving.Okay.

731
00:40:44,388 --> 00:40:47,253
Oh. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh!

732
00:40:56,987 --> 00:40:59,369
Okay, call for... call for help.

733
00:40:59,472 --> 00:41:01,267
Where's your phone?

734
00:41:04,650 --> 00:41:05,685
Okay.

735
00:41:09,310 --> 00:41:12,140
- Tell me you caught them.
- I tagged the blond one.

736
00:41:13,797 --> 00:41:16,627
Oh, Loretta.

737
00:41:16,731 --> 00:41:18,802
What are you thinking?

738
00:41:18,905 --> 00:41:22,012
You might've killed one of them,
but his partner's still with her.

739
00:41:22,115 --> 00:41:25,774
And he is clearly skilled,
highly trained

740
00:41:26,775 --> 00:41:28,432
and very dangerous.

741
00:41:38,235 --> 00:41:42,308
So, Miss Sage said
she was gonna leave the event,

742
00:41:42,412 --> 00:41:47,071
then got in a car
and left the event?

743
00:41:47,175 --> 00:41:49,867
- Did you try calling her?
- She doesn't have her phone.

744
00:41:49,971 --> 00:41:51,386
Stolen phone. Didn't say that.

745
00:41:51,490 --> 00:41:53,250
Where's my magnifier?

746
00:41:53,354 --> 00:41:55,356
Listen, can you please
help with Nana?

747
00:41:55,459 --> 00:41:57,841
I don't want her hearing about
Loretta 'cause it's going to upset her.

748
00:41:57,944 --> 00:42:01,016
-What about Loretta?
-Nothing, Nana. She just went on a trip.

749
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:02,397
Yeah.

750
00:42:02,501 --> 00:42:04,951
That girl needed
to get out of the house.

751
00:42:05,055 --> 00:42:09,232
So, this is the thing. Loretta's
phone is not stolen. I took it.

752
00:42:09,335 --> 00:42:13,788
I gave it to Alan. Alan then gave
it to the trainer, uh, Jack Trainer.

753
00:42:13,891 --> 00:42:16,169
And that is how we found
her wearable.

754
00:42:16,273 --> 00:42:17,964
And who's Alan? Dash.

755
00:42:18,068 --> 00:42:20,898
- What's that?
- He's the hero in all of her books.

756
00:42:21,002 --> 00:42:24,039
- Nana. Hey, slut.
- Mm-mmm.

757
00:42:24,143 --> 00:42:27,077
Let's go in the other room and talk
about whichever war you lived through.

758
00:42:27,180 --> 00:42:30,322
Okay. Come on, it'll be fun.
I'm sorry. It'll be fun.

759
00:42:30,425 --> 00:42:32,358
Listen, Loretta Sage is missing.

760
00:42:32,462 --> 00:42:34,671
When I looked at her smartwatch,
it said that she had flown

761
00:42:34,774 --> 00:42:36,431
to some island
I've never even heard about.

762
00:42:36,535 --> 00:42:38,261
That means y'all need
to do something about this.

763
00:42:38,364 --> 00:42:40,746
And if you can't, I will, and
that won't look good for you.

764
00:42:40,849 --> 00:42:43,576
Pretty sure that's
outside our jurisdiction.

765
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:46,717
- You'd have to call the Feds.
- Okay.

766
00:42:46,821 --> 00:42:49,202
And if you do go to the Feds,
put in a good word for me.

767
00:42:49,306 --> 00:42:51,688
For me. For us.

768
00:42:57,314 --> 00:42:58,833
Oh, oh.

769
00:43:05,874 --> 00:43:08,118
What are you gonna do,
put the car back together?

770
00:43:08,221 --> 00:43:10,431
Well... we could...

771
00:43:26,343 --> 00:43:29,035
Where did you say the
phone was? Passenger glove.

772
00:43:29,139 --> 00:43:30,899
What? Passenger glove compartment.

773
00:43:31,003 --> 00:43:32,245
Goodness.

774
00:43:33,350 --> 00:43:34,869
Oh, my God.

775
00:43:34,972 --> 00:43:37,216
Oh, my God. No phone, no car.
We're so gonna die out...

776
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,045
Here. What is this?

777
00:43:39,149 --> 00:43:40,806
Boots for the jungle.

778
00:43:41,669 --> 00:43:43,498
It's not exactly
hiking boots, but...

779
00:43:43,602 --> 00:43:46,259
I figured your feet would be killing
you after wearing heels for this long.

780
00:43:46,363 --> 00:43:48,710
It was the best we could do.
They're Allison's. Sorry.

781
00:43:49,504 --> 00:43:51,575
Oh. Okay, well, thank you.

782
00:43:51,679 --> 00:43:53,474
Here, oh, I got you cheese.

783
00:43:53,577 --> 00:43:55,372
Oh, my God. You got to stay hydrated.

784
00:43:55,476 --> 00:43:57,443
Thank you so much. They didn't have
glass bottles,

785
00:43:57,547 --> 00:43:59,549
so we'll definitely
hold onto it and recycle.

786
00:44:02,137 --> 00:44:06,832
Okay, so what we need to do is find a
phone, we need to call the authorities,

787
00:44:06,935 --> 00:44:09,835
and we need to wait here until
somebody comes and rescues us.

788
00:44:09,938 --> 00:44:13,459
Uh... This...
This is the rescue.

789
00:44:13,563 --> 00:44:14,840
No one else is coming.

790
00:44:14,943 --> 00:44:16,911
I'm sorry? I'm the rescue.

791
00:44:17,014 --> 00:44:19,948
It was originally just gonna be me,
then I was like, Trainer should come.

792
00:44:20,052 --> 00:44:21,778
Oh, Trainer. Rest in peace.

793
00:44:21,881 --> 00:44:26,127
So, our best bet is to get to the
airport. See this road right here?

794
00:44:26,230 --> 00:44:28,923
From this area, just take a shortcut
through the jungle to the road.

795
00:44:29,026 --> 00:44:30,925
Did you just say "shortcut
through the jungle"?

796
00:44:31,028 --> 00:44:32,547
Yeah. Okay, do you see us?

797
00:44:32,651 --> 00:44:35,170
Uh-huh. You are not Dash,
and I'm not Lovemore. Okay?

798
00:44:35,274 --> 00:44:36,689
I'm Loretta, and you are Alan.

799
00:44:36,793 --> 00:44:39,105
And jungles
eat people like us, okay? Eat people.

800
00:44:39,209 --> 00:44:42,523
And I don't want to mess up the jumpsuit.
It's on loan. So we're gonna stay put.

801
00:44:42,626 --> 00:44:44,559
We're not just gonna
stand around here, okay?

802
00:44:44,663 --> 00:44:46,043
We're gonna go
through the jungle,

803
00:44:46,147 --> 00:44:48,252
we're gonna go to the airport
and find a phone,

804
00:44:48,356 --> 00:44:51,359
- so you can have your cake and get what you want.
- "And eat it too"?

805
00:44:51,463 --> 00:44:53,913
If that's what you want to do
with your cake, fine. Let's go.

806
00:44:54,017 --> 00:44:55,950
- That's the only thing you do with cake.
- Not mine.

807
00:44:56,053 --> 00:44:58,504
I don't know what your
people do, but my people eat it.

808
00:44:58,608 --> 00:45:00,817
You could give it
to someone as a gift.

809
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:03,129
Those people
are still going to eat the cake.

810
00:45:03,233 --> 00:45:04,786
Everybody eats cake.

811
00:45:04,890 --> 00:45:06,719
What about the kind
people jump out of?

812
00:45:06,823 --> 00:45:09,757
They don't eat it,
when they're in it. Oh, my God.

813
00:45:36,059 --> 00:45:37,647
What did they
kidnap you for anyhow?

814
00:45:37,750 --> 00:45:39,614
Is it some weird sex stuff
like Taken?

815
00:45:39,718 --> 00:45:41,271
Oh, my God, thank you.

816
00:45:41,374 --> 00:45:44,101
I thought so too, but the
guy's one of the Fairfaxes.

817
00:45:44,205 --> 00:45:46,034
Beverly? No, the older one.

818
00:45:46,138 --> 00:45:49,590
The really odd one that had the
vlog on finding Montezuma's treasure.

819
00:45:49,693 --> 00:45:52,109
The dude that was on the news
for trying to raise the Titanic?

820
00:45:52,213 --> 00:45:54,008
Yes, he's looking for
the Crown of Fire.

821
00:45:54,111 --> 00:45:58,081
Wait a minute. Like the actual
Crown of Fire? Like the one...

822
00:45:58,184 --> 00:46:01,533
So those ruins were... They were
the Lost City of D, yes.

823
00:46:01,636 --> 00:46:03,949
What?
Are you kidding me right now? Shh.

824
00:46:04,052 --> 00:46:05,502
This is like your book.

825
00:46:05,606 --> 00:46:08,436
So we're basically on a Lovemore
and Dash adventure right now?

826
00:46:08,540 --> 00:46:10,542
What is that?

827
00:46:10,645 --> 00:46:13,130
What if Fairfax
actually finds the crown?

828
00:46:13,234 --> 00:46:14,615
He won't. He won't.

829
00:46:16,789 --> 00:46:17,894
Where do we go? Uh...

830
00:46:17,997 --> 00:46:19,965
Oh, oh, oh.

831
00:46:23,037 --> 00:46:25,177
Okay, uh, we need
to get in the water.

832
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,386
W-What? We need to go by river.

833
00:46:27,490 --> 00:46:29,319
No, no, I don't really do water.

834
00:46:29,422 --> 00:46:31,770
What do you mean, "do water"?
I'm not asking you to procreate with it.

835
00:46:31,873 --> 00:46:34,324
Uh, my body and water
don't really go together.

836
00:46:34,427 --> 00:46:36,775
How do you feel about dying?
Oh, God.

837
00:46:36,878 --> 00:46:38,742
Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're okay. You're okay.

838
00:46:38,846 --> 00:46:41,676
I got you. Fine. I can swim. I can swim.
Thank you very much.

839
00:46:41,780 --> 00:46:43,851
Where are you going? I'm crossing.

840
00:46:43,954 --> 00:46:45,922
No, we have to stay
in the water.

841
00:46:46,025 --> 00:46:48,476
I researched aquatic counter-tracking
for my book, A Year in the Bush.

842
00:46:48,580 --> 00:46:50,582
They'll lose our tracks
in the water.

843
00:46:50,685 --> 00:46:53,481
Why is it warm here?
Wait, are you peeing?

844
00:46:53,585 --> 00:46:55,587
Just go around it.

845
00:47:24,374 --> 00:47:25,893
Okay, I think...

846
00:47:25,996 --> 00:47:27,895
I think we lost them, right?

847
00:47:27,998 --> 00:47:31,001
Yeah. That wasn't so bad. Yeah.

848
00:47:31,105 --> 00:47:32,762
Okay, uh...

849
00:47:32,865 --> 00:47:35,281
Don't panic. What do you mean, don't panic?

850
00:47:35,385 --> 00:47:36,593
- Just don't panic.
- No.

851
00:47:36,697 --> 00:47:38,457
Stop saying "panic."
I'm panicking now.

852
00:47:38,561 --> 00:47:40,424
You have something on your back.

853
00:47:41,943 --> 00:47:42,737
No!

854
00:47:42,841 --> 00:47:44,325
Stop screaming. What is that?

855
00:47:44,428 --> 00:47:45,671
What is that? Stop screaming.

856
00:47:45,775 --> 00:47:47,224
Do you have any on you? No. No.

857
00:47:47,328 --> 00:47:48,778
Why don't you have any on you?

858
00:47:48,881 --> 00:47:50,676
Maybe the jumpsuit
scared them off. I don't know.

859
00:47:50,780 --> 00:47:52,298
Get 'em off. Oh, my God.

860
00:47:52,402 --> 00:47:54,922
Okay. No, I can't touch
those blood-gorged mucous sacks.

861
00:47:55,025 --> 00:47:56,475
Can you fling it? Right now.

862
00:47:56,579 --> 00:47:57,959
Get it. Just pick it
and fling it.

863
00:47:58,063 --> 00:47:59,961
Just pick it and fling it.
You pick it and fling it!

864
00:48:00,065 --> 00:48:02,136
Can you spin it off? Please, get it off.

865
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:04,276
I don't like touching it.
I'm feeling faint.

866
00:48:04,379 --> 00:48:07,486
They're sucking my soul out. Okay, okay.
Stop, stop, stop.

867
00:48:09,143 --> 00:48:11,386
Don't make that sound.

868
00:48:14,976 --> 00:48:16,460
How many of them are there?

869
00:48:16,564 --> 00:48:18,083
Oh, there's not many.

870
00:48:18,186 --> 00:48:20,188
It feels like there's so
many. What are you...

871
00:48:20,292 --> 00:48:21,604
I feel so many. Oh!

872
00:48:21,707 --> 00:48:24,261
Holy mother of God! Why are you praying?

873
00:48:24,365 --> 00:48:27,402
Is it that bad? It can't be that
bad. Is it that bad? How many?

874
00:48:27,506 --> 00:48:28,749
It's not great.

875
00:48:28,852 --> 00:48:30,509
They're gonna suck
every bit of me out.

876
00:48:30,613 --> 00:48:33,270
Just please stop speaking. I
just need to... need to get low.

877
00:48:33,374 --> 00:48:35,100
Hold on a second.

878
00:48:35,203 --> 00:48:37,999
Oh, God! I can feel them just...
they're just sucking out so much.

879
00:48:38,103 --> 00:48:40,968
I'm gonna be like a shriveled-up
skin sack when they're done.

880
00:48:41,071 --> 00:48:43,039
You cannot tell my dad
I died this way, okay?

881
00:48:43,142 --> 00:48:47,181
You gotta tell him I was wrestling an
anaconda with a sword or something.

882
00:48:47,284 --> 00:48:50,080
I'm like a blood Jamba Juice.
They're just sucking it all out.

883
00:48:50,184 --> 00:48:51,806
Why are they all
on my butt though?

884
00:48:51,910 --> 00:48:54,533
Kind of like picking anchovies
off my Caesar salad.

885
00:48:54,637 --> 00:48:56,362
- It's actually not so bad.
- Anchovies?

886
00:48:56,466 --> 00:48:58,054
Why do you go to food right now?

887
00:48:58,157 --> 00:49:01,022
Just find the queen,
and let's be done with this.

888
00:49:01,126 --> 00:49:03,473
Think you're good.
I need to just check your front.

889
00:49:03,576 --> 00:49:05,820
Okay. I can't look.

890
00:49:08,064 --> 00:49:09,375
Is it bad?

891
00:49:09,479 --> 00:49:12,585
Uh, wow. What is it? Just say it.

892
00:49:12,689 --> 00:49:16,037
I mean, you expect it to,
you know, not...

893
00:49:16,141 --> 00:49:18,868
Then suddenly there it is,
and it is, uh...

894
00:49:18,971 --> 00:49:21,215
You know, you get excited
for a person. What?

895
00:49:21,318 --> 00:49:23,942
I mean, I'm excited for all
people. Why are you excited?

896
00:49:24,045 --> 00:49:26,358
Well, you know, people
wonder, they wonder,

897
00:49:26,461 --> 00:49:28,084
but they don't know, right?

898
00:49:28,187 --> 00:49:30,673
They don't,
until suddenly they do know,

899
00:49:30,776 --> 00:49:35,091
and then they... they know
something that wasn't known before.

900
00:49:35,194 --> 00:49:37,058
Just...
Do I have any leeches or not?

901
00:49:37,162 --> 00:49:41,269
Oh, your plucky warrior hangs
in tranquil solitude.

902
00:49:41,373 --> 00:49:42,477
What?

903
00:49:42,581 --> 00:49:44,721
No, you're good. You're good.

904
00:49:45,860 --> 00:49:47,586
We were so brave just then.

905
00:49:47,690 --> 00:49:49,933
Why do they go for the butt
so much?

906
00:50:11,230 --> 00:50:14,095
What's that song you're singing?

907
00:50:14,199 --> 00:50:17,202
A song my abbiused to
sing to me when I was a kid.

908
00:50:18,168 --> 00:50:20,826
"If you suck life
from the island... Yeah?

909
00:50:20,930 --> 00:50:23,726
...the island will suck of you."

910
00:50:23,829 --> 00:50:27,764
Your grandma sang you songs
about getting sucked off by an island?

911
00:50:27,868 --> 00:50:30,215
It doesn't translate super well.

912
00:50:31,112 --> 00:50:33,943
Is phantom leech syndrome,
like, a thing?

913
00:50:34,046 --> 00:50:36,048
They don't lay eggs, do they?

914
00:51:25,166 --> 00:51:26,374
Queen Taha?

915
00:51:39,974 --> 00:51:44,358
"King Kalaman
and his treasure laid to rest..."

916
00:51:45,290 --> 00:51:48,949
laid to rest
in the well of endless tears.

917
00:51:49,052 --> 00:51:50,985
"Laid to rest in
the well of endless tears."

918
00:51:51,089 --> 00:51:52,953
What does that mean? Loretta!

919
00:51:53,643 --> 00:51:55,369
You gave me a heart attack.

920
00:51:56,059 --> 00:51:57,716
Where'd you go?

921
00:52:01,789 --> 00:52:03,342
What is this?

922
00:52:03,446 --> 00:52:06,690
I'm not sure,
but maybe they gathered here?

923
00:52:09,245 --> 00:52:11,903
Can you imagine
being right here,

924
00:52:12,006 --> 00:52:14,664
right in this very spot
back then?

925
00:52:14,767 --> 00:52:16,493
The stories that they told?

926
00:52:16,597 --> 00:52:19,358
So much history I'm sure
happened right here.

927
00:52:24,674 --> 00:52:26,055
They've got us cornered.

928
00:52:26,158 --> 00:52:27,850
Okay. We've got to go up.
Come on. What?

929
00:52:27,953 --> 00:52:31,060
Have you seen what I'm wearing?
I'm in a glitter straitjacket.

930
00:52:31,163 --> 00:52:34,132
There's nowhere to go but up.
Come on. Let's go.

931
00:52:34,235 --> 00:52:37,790
Oh! I should not be doing this.
I'm too old for this.

932
00:52:37,894 --> 00:52:38,999
No, you're not.
You're beautiful.

933
00:52:39,102 --> 00:52:40,759
I didn't say I'm not beautiful.

934
00:52:40,863 --> 00:52:42,761
I said I'm too old
to be doing this.

935
00:52:42,865 --> 00:52:46,489
My skill is sitting and thinking
and eating when I can't think.

936
00:52:46,592 --> 00:52:49,009
Yeah, you definitely could be
wearing better shoes for this.

937
00:52:49,112 --> 00:52:51,011
You brought me these shoes.

938
00:52:51,114 --> 00:52:53,668
I can't go any further.
I can't go any further.

939
00:52:53,772 --> 00:52:55,498
I'm not doing so great here.

940
00:52:55,601 --> 00:52:57,017
You got it. Come on.

941
00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:58,984
I know you think
that you're safer holding on,

942
00:52:59,088 --> 00:53:00,365
but you have to keep going.

943
00:53:00,468 --> 00:53:02,367
I can't. I can't, I can't.Okay?

944
00:53:03,161 --> 00:53:04,610
Do you smell that? Smell what?

945
00:53:04,714 --> 00:53:06,474
I smell something. Is it a predator?
What is it?

946
00:53:06,578 --> 00:53:08,511
A downward cascading
fire? You got to smell deeper.

947
00:53:08,614 --> 00:53:09,788
I don't smell anything!

948
00:53:13,205 --> 00:53:16,450
Take a big, deep breath.

949
00:53:16,553 --> 00:53:17,865
All right.

950
00:53:17,969 --> 00:53:19,591
Good job.Okay.

951
00:53:19,694 --> 00:53:23,319
That was manipulative.
Thank you. Yeah, it was.

952
00:53:23,422 --> 00:53:25,908
Here we go. I'm gonna help
you out a little bit, all right?

953
00:53:26,011 --> 00:53:28,082
- One, two, three... Here we go!
- What are you doing?

954
00:53:28,186 --> 00:53:29,566
Get out of there. Come on.

955
00:53:29,670 --> 00:53:31,741
No, no, don't flex. That's my hoo-hoo.

956
00:53:31,844 --> 00:53:34,778
Just ride the head. Keep the
hands moving and ride the head.

957
00:53:34,882 --> 00:53:36,194
Oh, God. You're doing great.

958
00:53:36,297 --> 00:53:38,955
Sorry about the scratchy
haircut. Come on.

959
00:53:59,044 --> 00:54:01,288
Dulcius ex asperis.

960
00:54:01,874 --> 00:54:03,255
What was that?

961
00:54:03,359 --> 00:54:04,877
Oh, nothing.

962
00:54:04,981 --> 00:54:07,225
It was just something
that John and I would say

963
00:54:07,328 --> 00:54:10,469
after we finished
something big, like a...

964
00:54:10,573 --> 00:54:12,540
like an archaeological dig
or a manuscript.

965
00:54:12,644 --> 00:54:15,958
It's Latin. It means
"sweeter after difficulty."

966
00:54:17,097 --> 00:54:18,477
What's...

967
00:54:18,581 --> 00:54:20,514
What's Latin
for "Loretta's a badass"?

968
00:54:20,617 --> 00:54:25,105
I am a badass.
I climbed a mountain.

969
00:54:25,208 --> 00:54:28,177
Oh, my God. I wish Beth
could've seen us do this.

970
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:31,111
Oh, God. Beth. Don't worry about Beth.

971
00:54:31,214 --> 00:54:34,700
She's probably got the
whole navy after us right now.

972
00:54:34,804 --> 00:54:37,876
I get that you think you have to
go to the island authorities yourself,

973
00:54:37,980 --> 00:54:41,397
but don't worry, I'm keeping
Loretta's socials super active.

974
00:54:41,500 --> 00:54:43,882
Just tweeted,
"Did I just get kidnapped?

975
00:54:43,986 --> 00:54:47,506
#FML, @ShawnMendes,
#ShawnMendes."

976
00:54:47,610 --> 00:54:49,267
And you're traveling alone?

977
00:54:49,370 --> 00:54:52,201
Yes, I'm traveling alone.
Mm-hmm. I'm single.

978
00:54:52,787 --> 00:54:53,996
Then this might work.

979
00:54:54,099 --> 00:54:55,928
Okay! Talk to me. You'll hit New York.

980
00:54:56,032 --> 00:54:59,553
From there, you'll fly to Guinea,
where you can pick up a puddle jumper.

981
00:54:59,656 --> 00:55:00,726
A what?

982
00:55:01,658 --> 00:55:03,143
Small plane. Yeah, no leg room.

983
00:55:03,246 --> 00:55:04,420
That's fine. I'll take it.

984
00:55:04,523 --> 00:55:06,560
Or you could just come home. Thank you.

985
00:55:14,430 --> 00:55:16,915
We need something more
flammable. Everything is just so wet.

986
00:55:17,019 --> 00:55:18,537
What's in here?
What's in your bag?

987
00:55:18,641 --> 00:55:20,505
Uh... Oh, a lot. Okay.

988
00:55:20,608 --> 00:55:22,058
What are you doing?

989
00:55:22,162 --> 00:55:24,026
Okay. Face masks.

990
00:55:24,129 --> 00:55:25,544
Yeah, that was like
a gift-basket thing.

991
00:55:25,648 --> 00:55:27,615
You brought a scented candle
into the jungle?

992
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:28,996
My mom gave me that.

993
00:55:29,100 --> 00:55:30,653
It was like a weird gift
for Mother's Day.

994
00:55:30,756 --> 00:55:33,035
Your mom gives you gifts
for Mother's Day?

995
00:55:34,346 --> 00:55:35,140
Noir...

996
00:55:35,244 --> 00:55:37,211
Eucalyptus rosemary oil. Ooh.

997
00:55:37,798 --> 00:55:39,075
Oh, that smells good.

998
00:55:39,179 --> 00:55:41,353
Um... Oh, okay. All right.

999
00:55:41,457 --> 00:55:43,079
Whoo! Yes!

1000
00:55:43,183 --> 00:55:45,633
Yes, I made fire!

1001
00:55:45,737 --> 00:55:49,292
-That's pretty impressive. You have to...
-It is a beautiful fire.

1002
00:55:49,396 --> 00:55:51,329
Who would have thought?

1003
00:55:51,432 --> 00:55:53,917
Oh, you're just, um,
taking your shirt off?

1004
00:55:55,022 --> 00:55:57,059
That looks really uncomfortable.

1005
00:55:57,162 --> 00:55:59,061
Are you okay? The back?

1006
00:55:59,164 --> 00:56:03,237
Yeah. That is why
I don't do water.

1007
00:56:03,341 --> 00:56:05,619
Okay. My body becomes
an eighth-grader's face.

1008
00:56:05,722 --> 00:56:08,587
Do you have anything for it?
Like some ointment or something?

1009
00:56:08,691 --> 00:56:10,589
Yeah, I do. Well, I did.

1010
00:56:10,693 --> 00:56:12,764
It was in a little,
tiny little bottle.

1011
00:56:12,867 --> 00:56:14,835
It was this. I'm sorry.

1012
00:56:14,938 --> 00:56:16,975
Oh, God, I'm sorry.

1013
00:56:17,079 --> 00:56:18,425
It's okay.

1014
00:56:18,528 --> 00:56:20,841
-Hold on. Yes. Come here. Come here.
-What?

1015
00:56:20,944 --> 00:56:23,361
- Come here. Sit down.
- Let me see.

1016
00:56:23,464 --> 00:56:24,948
Just sit down. Right here?

1017
00:56:25,052 --> 00:56:26,260
Yeah.

1018
00:56:27,468 --> 00:56:29,091
Okay.

1019
00:56:29,194 --> 00:56:31,058
Oh, no, you don't have to
touch it. It's okay. It's fine.

1020
00:56:31,162 --> 00:56:33,164
I touched
your engorged sacks, so...

1021
00:56:35,373 --> 00:56:37,099
The leeches. Oh, okay.

1022
00:56:37,202 --> 00:56:39,998
Okay, this might be
a little bit cold.

1023
00:56:41,172 --> 00:56:42,897
Sorry. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm.

1024
00:56:43,001 --> 00:56:44,278
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

1025
00:56:44,382 --> 00:56:46,349
Maybe this is how
Dash should die.

1026
00:56:46,453 --> 00:56:49,490
Horrible eczema outbreak.
That's so sexy.

1027
00:56:49,594 --> 00:56:51,113
I could make it work.

1028
00:56:51,561 --> 00:56:52,597
Yeah?

1029
00:56:53,253 --> 00:56:54,702
All right, then.

1030
00:56:55,979 --> 00:56:57,705
How would you write this?

1031
00:56:57,809 --> 00:56:59,293
Okay.

1032
00:57:01,192 --> 00:57:04,505
"Warmed by the fragrant fire..."

1033
00:57:04,609 --> 00:57:07,059
Mm-hmm.

1034
00:57:07,163 --> 00:57:09,061
Starting strong.Mm-hmm.

1035
00:57:09,165 --> 00:57:12,272
"Lovemore's hands
explored the..."

1036
00:57:14,032 --> 00:57:16,517
The contoured scenery

1037
00:57:16,621 --> 00:57:18,209
of Dash's body.

1038
00:57:20,349 --> 00:57:23,041
Familiar terrain made

1039
00:57:23,145 --> 00:57:25,492
new and exciting with every...

1040
00:57:26,424 --> 00:57:28,771
"with every scarlet rim."

1041
00:57:29,875 --> 00:57:31,567
And that didn't, uh...

1042
00:57:32,395 --> 00:57:33,914
didn't turn her off?

1043
00:57:34,017 --> 00:57:35,226
No.

1044
00:57:36,054 --> 00:57:37,883
"Because with every
cardinal ridge,

1045
00:57:38,884 --> 00:57:41,301
Lovemore discovered
another letter in the language

1046
00:57:41,404 --> 00:57:43,510
"that only their bodies spoke."

1047
00:57:44,545 --> 00:57:46,582
And what were
their bodies saying?

1048
00:57:48,549 --> 00:57:50,102
"Take me..."

1049
00:57:52,001 --> 00:57:53,623
Take me,

1050
00:57:54,210 --> 00:57:55,901
"take me."

1051
00:57:56,005 --> 00:57:57,317
How's that?

1052
00:57:58,145 --> 00:57:59,422
It was good.

1053
00:57:59,526 --> 00:58:01,252
Your back.
I mean, how is your back? Good.

1054
00:58:01,355 --> 00:58:02,770
Okay. You sure? Yeah.

1055
00:58:02,874 --> 00:58:07,430
I also meant my back.
Right there, yeah.Okay.

1056
00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:16,715
Supplies.

1057
00:58:18,855 --> 00:58:23,135
Okay, I'm chilly. I think I'm
gonna probably turn in in a little bit.

1058
00:58:23,239 --> 00:58:24,447
Okay. You good?

1059
00:58:24,551 --> 00:58:27,209
Yeah, I'm fire... fine. I'm fine.

1060
00:58:27,312 --> 00:58:30,246
I'm not "fire."
I'm fine by the fire.

1061
00:58:30,936 --> 00:58:32,662
Okay. All right.

1062
00:58:40,567 --> 00:58:43,880
Uh, it's up to you,
but if you're cold,

1063
00:58:43,984 --> 00:58:48,195
maybe we could probably
both fit in here, if you wanted to.

1064
00:58:48,851 --> 00:58:50,577
Both of us?

1065
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:53,718
Only if you want to.
I mean, it's just... Yeah, no, that sounds...

1066
00:58:53,821 --> 00:58:55,306
Uh...

1067
00:58:55,409 --> 00:58:56,790
Okay. How do you...

1068
00:58:56,893 --> 00:58:58,861
You can go first,
then I'll figure it out.

1069
00:58:58,964 --> 00:59:02,105
No, no, you go. It's definitely
a "ladies first" type of situation.

1070
00:59:02,209 --> 00:59:04,867
Keep hands out of the bag
at all times. That's what I was gonna do.

1071
00:59:04,970 --> 00:59:06,627
Butt to butt. Hands out and butt to butt.

1072
00:59:06,731 --> 00:59:10,044
Yeah. What do I do? Just
get in. Go ahead and sit.

1073
00:59:10,148 --> 00:59:12,840
I sit first? Okay. I'm in.

1074
00:59:14,394 --> 00:59:16,982
You're too heavy. You're gonna
flip this thing like a cruise ship.

1075
00:59:17,086 --> 00:59:19,744
You watch yourself.
Hold on. I'm not in.

1076
00:59:19,847 --> 00:59:23,023
Why is this engaging
my core so much?

1077
00:59:23,817 --> 00:59:25,715
How 'bout you shimmy?

1078
00:59:25,819 --> 00:59:27,924
I can't breathe.
I'm not breathing. Are you good?

1079
00:59:28,028 --> 00:59:29,340
My face.

1080
00:59:29,926 --> 00:59:31,169
Yeah. Okay.

1081
00:59:34,276 --> 00:59:35,760
Hands are out. Butt to butt.

1082
00:59:35,863 --> 00:59:36,899
Okay.

1083
01:00:08,102 --> 01:00:09,690
Well!

1084
01:00:09,794 --> 01:00:10,933
Come on.

1085
01:00:11,036 --> 01:00:12,693
Come on! Let's hear it!

1086
01:00:12,797 --> 01:00:16,283
Let's give a nice round
of applause to Loretta!

1087
01:00:16,387 --> 01:00:18,009
She earned it.

1088
01:00:18,112 --> 01:00:21,978
A geriatric shut-in left you
holding your dicks in the jungle.

1089
01:00:22,082 --> 01:00:23,463
Good job, Loretta.

1090
01:00:23,566 --> 01:00:26,086
Boss, come on.
People are dying now.

1091
01:00:26,189 --> 01:00:29,848
Don't you think that maybe
this has all gone too far?

1092
01:00:31,091 --> 01:00:32,817
Is it really worth it?

1093
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:36,303
I am on the cusp
of attaining the unattainable.

1094
01:00:36,407 --> 01:00:39,410
Something singular,
something no nation,

1095
01:00:39,513 --> 01:00:43,103
no emperor, no brownnosing
brothers ever have.

1096
01:00:43,206 --> 01:00:46,313
The legendary Crown of Fire.

1097
01:00:46,762 --> 01:00:47,901
So, yes.

1098
01:00:48,004 --> 01:00:50,317
Yes, I would definitely say
it's worth it.

1099
01:01:00,051 --> 01:01:01,570
Excuse me!

1100
01:01:01,673 --> 01:01:04,573
Excuse me, sir. I need to get
to my next connecting flight.

1101
01:01:04,676 --> 01:01:06,022
No flight.

1102
01:01:06,126 --> 01:01:08,715
The pilot is sick.
Come tomorrow.

1103
01:01:08,818 --> 01:01:10,958
No, no, sir. I cannot come
tomorrow. I need to do this today.

1104
01:01:11,062 --> 01:01:15,791
I need to get to the island Isla
Hundida tonight. Lives are at stake.

1105
01:01:15,894 --> 01:01:17,379
Come tomorrow.

1106
01:01:21,210 --> 01:01:22,901
Excuse me, miss? Yes?

1107
01:01:23,005 --> 01:01:27,078
I couldn't help but overhear
you say that you like steak.

1108
01:01:27,181 --> 01:01:30,461
Okay, this is
a little bit crazy,

1109
01:01:30,564 --> 01:01:32,359
but I also like steak.

1110
01:01:32,463 --> 01:01:34,810
What? I also like steak.

1111
01:01:34,913 --> 01:01:38,365
Would you like to, maybe,
I don't know...

1112
01:01:38,469 --> 01:01:41,299
- Maybe there's a...
- No. "Lives are at stake."

1113
01:01:41,403 --> 01:01:43,163
I need to go
to the island tonight.

1114
01:01:43,266 --> 01:01:44,682
Ah.Yes.

1115
01:01:44,785 --> 01:01:46,373
Even more serious.Extremely.

1116
01:01:46,477 --> 01:01:49,480
Well, I believe that I
may be able to assist you.

1117
01:01:49,583 --> 01:01:51,516
I have a cargo plane.

1118
01:01:52,690 --> 01:01:56,383
Maybe after I make my delivery,
we could swing by your island.

1119
01:01:56,487 --> 01:01:59,282
I'm about to ask you something,
and you better tell me the truth.

1120
01:01:59,386 --> 01:02:01,250
Have you ever
murdered anyone before?

1121
01:02:01,353 --> 01:02:04,598
No!

1122
01:02:08,188 --> 01:02:10,915
I don't know if I really buy it,
but let me tell you something.

1123
01:02:11,018 --> 01:02:15,264
If you ever think about murdering
me, I promise, I will murder you first.

1124
01:02:15,367 --> 01:02:16,714
My pleasure.

1125
01:02:16,817 --> 01:02:18,957
You are weird. Let's go.

1126
01:03:14,357 --> 01:03:17,775
"King Kalaman and his treasure
laid to rest in the well

1127
01:03:18,430 --> 01:03:19,846
of endless tears."

1128
01:03:21,537 --> 01:03:22,711
What is that?

1129
01:03:23,884 --> 01:03:27,336
Oh, it's a... it's a thing.
I mean, it's not, uh...

1130
01:03:27,439 --> 01:03:29,683
You know, it's not
what you think it is.

1131
01:03:29,787 --> 01:03:33,584
So it's not Fairfax's fragment
of an ancient parchment?

1132
01:03:33,687 --> 01:03:37,484
Okay. It's what you think it is.

1133
01:03:37,588 --> 01:03:39,037
Loretta, I thought
you were smarter than that.

1134
01:03:39,141 --> 01:03:41,937
Fairfax is never
gonna stop hunting us now.

1135
01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:43,041
What were you thinking?

1136
01:03:43,145 --> 01:03:45,112
We have a volcano
that could bury the tomb

1137
01:03:45,216 --> 01:03:48,771
before we get to it, before we see
it, before we preserve its memory.

1138
01:03:48,875 --> 01:03:50,808
This is... I'm sorry.
Is that what we're doing?

1139
01:03:50,911 --> 01:03:53,431
'Cause no one told me.
When were you gonna tell me?

1140
01:03:53,535 --> 01:03:54,950
Why would I tell you?

1141
01:03:55,053 --> 01:03:56,883
We're in this together.
I came here to rescue you.

1142
01:03:56,986 --> 01:03:58,678
You know you're not Dash, right?

1143
01:03:58,781 --> 01:04:01,025
You don't ride in on a
white horse to rescue people.

1144
01:04:01,128 --> 01:04:05,408
You... spray yourself with bronzer
and you stand in front of wind machines,

1145
01:04:05,512 --> 01:04:07,031
which is great for you.

1146
01:04:07,134 --> 01:04:09,792
How would you have any idea
what I'm actually like?

1147
01:04:09,896 --> 01:04:12,830
I know you. You're
a pretty open book, Alan.

1148
01:04:12,933 --> 01:04:14,728
- Okay, then who am I?
- Really?

1149
01:04:14,832 --> 01:04:15,867
Yeah.

1150
01:04:17,938 --> 01:04:20,147
O... Okay, uh...

1151
01:04:20,251 --> 01:04:23,357
You were a homecoming king and
you coasted on your good looks to LA,

1152
01:04:23,461 --> 01:04:25,981
but then realized that being the most
handsome kid in the middle of nowhere

1153
01:04:26,084 --> 01:04:27,810
doesn't mean
you're going to be a star.

1154
01:04:27,914 --> 01:04:29,743
Until one day, when a woman
who couldn't publish her book

1155
01:04:29,847 --> 01:04:33,436
on Spanish colonization in the Atlantic
decided to write a romance novel,

1156
01:04:33,540 --> 01:04:35,473
uh, chose you at random
to be on the cover.

1157
01:04:35,577 --> 01:04:38,994
Lucky for you and her, the
novels were a smashing success.

1158
01:04:39,097 --> 01:04:42,100
She kept writing her schlock,
you kept posing,

1159
01:04:42,204 --> 01:04:47,658
um, you know, neither one of us
becoming who we'd hoped we would be.

1160
01:04:47,761 --> 01:04:51,869
Uh, and then one day,
we both die in the jungle

1161
01:04:51,972 --> 01:04:55,873
on one of those Atlantic islands
I wrote about all those years ago.

1162
01:04:55,976 --> 01:04:57,012
Right?

1163
01:04:58,358 --> 01:04:59,670
Mm-hmm.

1164
01:05:10,957 --> 01:05:12,683
It was Sarasota, by the way.

1165
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:14,788
It's not nowhere.

1166
01:05:14,892 --> 01:05:17,135
I grew up there with
my mom and two sisters.

1167
01:05:17,239 --> 01:05:18,274
And yeah...

1168
01:05:19,275 --> 01:05:21,968
I started modeling
'cause I wanted to get away.

1169
01:05:22,071 --> 01:05:24,004
It was the only job
that I could think of

1170
01:05:24,108 --> 01:05:27,352
that could take me to all of the
places that I always dreamed of going.

1171
01:05:27,456 --> 01:05:28,768
Then finally to Los Angeles,

1172
01:05:28,871 --> 01:05:31,633
where I posed on the cover
of your romance novel.

1173
01:05:31,736 --> 01:05:34,636
And I was so embarrassed that
one of my friends might've seen me

1174
01:05:34,739 --> 01:05:36,879
in that wig
on the cover of your book

1175
01:05:36,983 --> 01:05:39,641
that I avoided talking to them
for months.

1176
01:05:40,607 --> 01:05:42,091
And then one day,

1177
01:05:42,816 --> 01:05:44,680
I'm walking home,

1178
01:05:44,784 --> 01:05:47,579
and I hear this lady yell,
"Dash!"

1179
01:05:47,683 --> 01:05:50,203
She runs up,
and she is so happy.

1180
01:05:50,306 --> 01:05:54,069
Then I thought,
"How could I be this embarrassed

1181
01:05:54,172 --> 01:05:56,865
about something
that makes people this happy?"

1182
01:06:00,213 --> 01:06:01,904
Loretta, you can do
whatever you want.

1183
01:06:02,008 --> 01:06:04,113
If you don't want to
write anymore, don't write.

1184
01:06:04,217 --> 01:06:08,704
But don't minimize the people that
love your work by calling it schlock.

1185
01:06:08,808 --> 01:06:11,362
That's not fair to them.

1186
01:06:12,570 --> 01:06:15,469
You know what's ironic? I thought
you of all people would know

1187
01:06:15,573 --> 01:06:18,024
not to judge a book
by its cover.

1188
01:06:22,097 --> 01:06:24,686
Judge a book by its cover model.

1189
01:06:56,165 --> 01:06:57,339
Alan?

1190
01:06:57,442 --> 01:06:58,720
Alan.

1191
01:07:10,697 --> 01:07:12,043
There's two of them.

1192
01:07:18,153 --> 01:07:20,845
Loretta! I'm over here! Alan!

1193
01:07:21,915 --> 01:07:24,987
Alan! Motorcycles and guns,
motorcycles and guns!

1194
01:07:25,091 --> 01:07:27,231
Come on, this way!

1195
01:07:27,334 --> 01:07:28,957
Stop shooting!

1196
01:07:34,203 --> 01:07:36,171
Just give 'em the parchment! I can't.

1197
01:07:36,274 --> 01:07:38,932
Yes, you can, actually. You just
say, "Here," and throw it at 'em.

1198
01:07:39,036 --> 01:07:41,348
Right. And then I'm sure
they'll happily let us go.

1199
01:07:41,452 --> 01:07:43,454
Okay, keep down. How
do they keep finding us?

1200
01:07:43,557 --> 01:07:46,043
You're basically a walking disco
ball. We need to come up with a plan.

1201
01:07:46,146 --> 01:07:47,216
I have an idea.

1202
01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:48,770
We're gonna dig a hole,
throw our voices.

1203
01:07:48,873 --> 01:07:50,806
"We're over here."
Can you sound like a bird?

1204
01:07:50,910 --> 01:07:53,222
No, I have a plan. Alan,
please, I'm thinking.

1205
01:07:53,326 --> 01:07:57,019
I know, but I have a plan.
Please, just let me think about...

1206
01:07:57,123 --> 01:08:00,747
Wait a minute. They're shooting at
you. Yeah, that's why we're hiding.

1207
01:08:00,851 --> 01:08:03,163
No. No, no, no.
They're shooting only at you.

1208
01:08:03,267 --> 01:08:05,787
They won't shoot me.
It's my brain that's valuable.

1209
01:08:05,890 --> 01:08:09,756
What? I don't think you actually
hear the things you say sometimes.

1210
01:08:09,860 --> 01:08:12,552
Maybe I can shield you.
You are not shielding me.

1211
01:08:12,655 --> 01:08:14,899
I should be shielding you.
Why? Because I'm a woman?

1212
01:08:15,003 --> 01:08:18,075
That's supremely sexist. Well, look, I
don't think using women as human shields

1213
01:08:18,178 --> 01:08:20,905
is exactly the change that Gloria
Seinfeld had in mind, do you?

1214
01:08:21,009 --> 01:08:23,839
Gloria Steinem? Whatever. Her too.
You know what? Fine.

1215
01:08:23,943 --> 01:08:27,015
Please mansplain sexism
to me right now. Oh, my God. I am a woman.

1216
01:08:27,118 --> 01:08:29,224
I can't mansplain anything.

1217
01:08:29,327 --> 01:08:34,056
Uh, I'm a feminist, and I think a
woman can do anything a man can do.

1218
01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:36,610
We just need to stay here
until they get tired. I have an idea.

1219
01:08:36,714 --> 01:08:38,405
Please can I tell you
my plan? Alan!

1220
01:08:38,509 --> 01:08:41,823
This is not a situation you can
get out of by ripping your shirt off.

1221
01:08:41,926 --> 01:08:43,859
Not my shirt.

1222
01:09:15,304 --> 01:09:16,616
Three!

1223
01:09:16,719 --> 01:09:18,307
- Yes!
- Oh!

1224
01:09:22,415 --> 01:09:24,279
Oh.

1225
01:09:24,382 --> 01:09:27,627
That was different
than I had in my head.

1226
01:09:27,730 --> 01:09:31,803
I just wanted us to stop them. Could it
have been the wind that made it do that?

1227
01:09:31,907 --> 01:09:34,013
No, I think it was us.
I think... we did it.

1228
01:09:34,116 --> 01:09:36,532
We did the one guy, right?
But that was, like...

1229
01:09:36,636 --> 01:09:39,984
We just wanted him to stop. But I
think the other guy could've moved, really.

1230
01:09:40,088 --> 01:09:42,228
So, that was...
That one was on him.

1231
01:09:42,331 --> 01:09:45,196
Even if we weren't here,
that could've happened.

1232
01:09:45,300 --> 01:09:47,026
Why are you gonna stop
next to a cliff?

1233
01:09:47,129 --> 01:09:49,580
They were wearing helmets,
so maybe they're...

1234
01:09:49,683 --> 01:09:51,858
But the rest of their body
didn't have a helmet.

1235
01:09:51,962 --> 01:09:53,170
So there'd just be a head.

1236
01:09:53,273 --> 01:09:55,551
They were driving
recklessly, right?

1237
01:09:55,655 --> 01:09:57,381
Don't be mean on a bike.

1238
01:09:58,071 --> 01:09:59,831
Don't do mean stuff on a bike.

1239
01:10:03,628 --> 01:10:05,872
I mean, perhaps they're fine.

1240
01:10:05,976 --> 01:10:08,392
Yeah, probably not.
But that's okay.

1241
01:10:08,495 --> 01:10:12,775
That's all right. You know,
things happen. Let's go.

1242
01:10:14,985 --> 01:10:18,160
- You gonna put it back together?
- It's on loan.

1243
01:10:30,966 --> 01:10:33,279
Look at me.Okay.

1244
01:10:34,176 --> 01:10:36,213
What more can I do, you know?

1245
01:10:36,316 --> 01:10:38,249
You've done so much already,
Beth.

1246
01:10:38,353 --> 01:10:41,390
My poor, sweet, little Nana
has lost her sight.

1247
01:10:41,494 --> 01:10:44,221
The book release
is a complete disaster,

1248
01:10:44,324 --> 01:10:45,981
which I've leveraged
everything on,

1249
01:10:46,085 --> 01:10:48,432
so I'm probably, most
definitely broke right now.

1250
01:10:48,535 --> 01:10:51,780
And most importantly,
I've lost a writer.

1251
01:10:51,883 --> 01:10:53,437
Who does that?
Who loses a writer?

1252
01:10:53,540 --> 01:10:58,062
Okay, Beth, you remind me
of my best friend, Randy.

1253
01:10:58,166 --> 01:11:00,651
Always looking out
for other people,

1254
01:11:00,754 --> 01:11:03,102
never taking care of herself.

1255
01:11:04,103 --> 01:11:05,518
Isn't that right, Randy?

1256
01:11:08,038 --> 01:11:09,901
She's like my therapist,
this one over here.

1257
01:11:10,005 --> 01:11:12,111
LOL. "Laughing Out Loud."

1258
01:11:12,214 --> 01:11:14,182
After you take care
of your friend,

1259
01:11:15,079 --> 01:11:16,425
how about we go to a beach?

1260
01:11:16,529 --> 01:11:19,014
What? Look, I have a pickup
in Hawaii.

1261
01:11:19,118 --> 01:11:21,085
She doesn't have to come.

1262
01:11:21,189 --> 01:11:23,985
-Okay! Okay, you can come!

1263
01:11:24,088 --> 01:11:26,090
She's hilarious.

1264
01:11:26,884 --> 01:11:28,713
Let me ask you something.

1265
01:11:28,817 --> 01:11:30,922
We're all sitting here chitchatting,
but who's flying the plane?

1266
01:11:31,026 --> 01:11:32,959
Autopilot. What?

1267
01:11:33,063 --> 01:11:35,789
Sir, go to the cockpit,
fly the plane.

1268
01:11:36,238 --> 01:11:37,239
Okay.

1269
01:11:37,999 --> 01:11:39,759
I'm going to go land the plane.

1270
01:11:39,862 --> 01:11:41,312
Okay.

1271
01:11:41,416 --> 01:11:43,314
No, no, no. Take the goat.
Please, take the goat.

1272
01:11:43,418 --> 01:11:46,076
She's on break.
Enjoy the flight!

1273
01:12:21,490 --> 01:12:22,836
Hi.Hola.

1274
01:12:27,289 --> 01:12:29,981
This English dude came in
and basically kidnapped her.

1275
01:12:32,122 --> 01:12:35,435
Hey, it's Beth. Please leave a
message, and I'll get right back to you.

1276
01:12:35,539 --> 01:12:38,404
Uh, hi, Beth.

1277
01:12:38,507 --> 01:12:39,508
It's me.

1278
01:12:39,612 --> 01:12:41,441
Uh, I'm alive!

1279
01:12:42,166 --> 01:12:44,203
Uh, listen, um...

1280
01:12:45,514 --> 01:12:46,550
Uh...

1281
01:12:47,999 --> 01:12:52,107
I'm sorry that I
blew up the book tour.

1282
01:12:52,211 --> 01:12:53,936
Um...

1283
01:12:54,040 --> 01:12:56,422
I was just afraid

1284
01:12:57,561 --> 01:12:59,218
and selfish. Uh...

1285
01:12:59,321 --> 01:13:02,048
Oh, here comes Alan.
I'll call you back.

1286
01:13:05,224 --> 01:13:08,227
So, uh, police
are searching for Fairfax,

1287
01:13:08,330 --> 01:13:10,781
and they're gonna provide us
protection while we're here.

1288
01:13:10,884 --> 01:13:12,714
Did they say
how long we'd be here?

1289
01:13:12,817 --> 01:13:15,475
They're gonna try to get us on a
puddle jumper later this evening.

1290
01:13:15,579 --> 01:13:17,788
But, uh, they said in the
meantime, the inn is really nice,

1291
01:13:17,891 --> 01:13:20,480
and we can get cleaned up
and maybe a change of clothes.

1292
01:13:20,584 --> 01:13:21,999
Okay.

1293
01:13:25,451 --> 01:13:27,004
Okay. Yeah.

1294
01:14:19,781 --> 01:14:21,231
Thank you.

1295
01:14:21,817 --> 01:14:25,062
Come on.

1296
01:14:25,166 --> 01:14:26,408
Dance with your husband.

1297
01:14:26,512 --> 01:14:28,307
No, no, no. He's not my husband.

1298
01:14:28,410 --> 01:14:30,136
It's okay. Dance with him.

1299
01:14:30,240 --> 01:14:32,725
No, no. She doesn't want to.
She doesn't have the right shoes.

1300
01:14:32,828 --> 01:14:35,348
Actually, it's the only thing
these shoes are right for.

1301
01:14:35,452 --> 01:14:37,695
You don't have to do this.

1302
01:14:37,799 --> 01:14:39,559
It's okay. It's okay.

1303
01:14:40,457 --> 01:14:41,423
Yeah?

1304
01:16:00,053 --> 01:16:01,745
I wonder what she's saying.

1305
01:16:04,126 --> 01:16:05,611
It's folklore.

1306
01:16:07,026 --> 01:16:09,062
Love song about a woman

1307
01:16:09,166 --> 01:16:12,480
whose lover died, and she
didn't want to leave his side.

1308
01:16:13,515 --> 01:16:16,346
So she laid down
and refused to get up.

1309
01:16:16,932 --> 01:16:18,693
Must be scary.

1310
01:16:18,796 --> 01:16:22,697
Having to face your future without
the person that you planned it with.

1311
01:16:35,054 --> 01:16:36,607
What was that?

1312
01:16:38,747 --> 01:16:42,406
Excuse me. Excuse me. The,
um... the last line that you sang.

1313
01:16:42,510 --> 01:16:44,857
¿Quién llorará junto a mí?

1314
01:16:47,791 --> 01:16:50,621
"The island will weep for me
in the well of endless tears."

1315
01:16:50,725 --> 01:16:54,107
What is that, the well of endless
tears? Is that a real place, or...

1316
01:16:54,211 --> 01:16:55,833
Sinkhole place.

1317
01:16:57,628 --> 01:16:59,354
Thank you. Gracias, gracias.

1318
01:16:59,458 --> 01:17:01,529
Come here, come here. What is it?

1319
01:17:03,151 --> 01:17:04,980
Hey, on the parchment, it said,

1320
01:17:05,084 --> 01:17:09,157
"King Kalaman and his treasure
laid to rest in the well of endless tears."

1321
01:17:09,260 --> 01:17:11,366
I thought
maybe it was a metaphor.

1322
01:17:11,884 --> 01:17:13,437
It's not.

1323
01:17:13,541 --> 01:17:16,406
The Well of Endless Tears
is a place.

1324
01:17:16,509 --> 01:17:18,511
It's a sinkhole.

1325
01:17:18,615 --> 01:17:20,789
There's a sinkhole on the map.

1326
01:17:22,135 --> 01:17:23,896
I think the tomb is there.

1327
01:17:23,999 --> 01:17:26,381
This is so much better
than your books. What?

1328
01:17:26,485 --> 01:17:27,969
There's like...
No, I don't mean any offense.

1329
01:17:28,072 --> 01:17:29,971
I'm kidding. I'm
kidding. It's, like, equal.

1330
01:17:30,074 --> 01:17:32,283
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Look at you.
You want to go there.

1331
01:17:32,387 --> 01:17:34,251
What? No.I can see. Yes, you do.

1332
01:17:34,355 --> 01:17:37,461
That would be insane. That
would be insane. I just... I just...

1333
01:17:37,565 --> 01:17:41,948
It's just that we're so close
to it, but, you know, we can't...

1334
01:17:42,052 --> 01:17:43,364
No.

1335
01:17:43,467 --> 01:17:46,159
This is your story.
How do you want to write it?

1336
01:17:46,953 --> 01:17:49,266
I'd like to know
that it's there,

1337
01:17:49,370 --> 01:17:51,026
that all this meant something.

1338
01:17:51,130 --> 01:17:52,994
Okay. Then let's go.

1339
01:17:53,097 --> 01:17:54,961
We'll stay one more day.
As soon as the sun's up,

1340
01:17:55,065 --> 01:17:56,825
we're gonna go find
the Well of Endless Tears.

1341
01:17:56,929 --> 01:17:59,794
But what if it's nothing? So
what? Then we say we tried.

1342
01:17:59,897 --> 01:18:01,140
And Fairfax?

1343
01:18:01,243 --> 01:18:03,660
The cops are after Fairfax.
Don't worry about him.

1344
01:18:04,764 --> 01:18:05,558
This is crazy.

1345
01:18:05,662 --> 01:18:07,353
Yeah, but look at you. What?

1346
01:18:07,457 --> 01:18:10,425
It's the very first time I've
ever seen you totally unafraid.

1347
01:18:11,046 --> 01:18:12,772
And alive.

1348
01:18:12,876 --> 01:18:15,396
I'm gonna go tell them our plans
have changed and find us a ride.

1349
01:18:15,499 --> 01:18:16,949
Where are you going?

1350
01:18:20,608 --> 01:18:22,679
I see you met my friend here.

1351
01:18:22,782 --> 01:18:27,166
He told me you were just
about to jump on a plane,

1352
01:18:27,269 --> 01:18:29,720
without so much as
saying goodbye.

1353
01:18:29,824 --> 01:18:33,241
I said, "No way. Not my Loretta.

1354
01:18:33,344 --> 01:18:37,797
Not when she's the only one
who can lead me to the tomb."

1355
01:18:41,214 --> 01:18:43,285
Stop squeezing so hard.

1356
01:18:44,114 --> 01:18:46,910
Ow. Get your hands off of me!

1357
01:18:47,773 --> 01:18:49,637
Ow! Let go!

1358
01:18:50,120 --> 01:18:51,328
I-I need a car.

1359
01:18:51,432 --> 01:18:53,364
A car, an auto.
Does anybody have an auto?

1360
01:19:01,856 --> 01:19:02,926
No, no. No.

1361
01:19:03,651 --> 01:19:04,962
I-I-I need an auto.

1362
01:19:05,066 --> 01:19:06,412
I'll trade you my watch.

1363
01:19:06,516 --> 01:19:07,931
It's a really expensive watch.
Do you have a car?

1364
01:19:08,034 --> 01:19:09,553
It's a Bulgari.
This thing glows in the dark.

1365
01:19:09,657 --> 01:19:11,452
It's waterproof. I have motorcycle.

1366
01:19:25,051 --> 01:19:26,812
Cool, isn't it?

1367
01:19:26,915 --> 01:19:30,022
I always thought, why can't your
personal tank also have a minibar?

1368
01:19:30,125 --> 01:19:31,610
Have a drink.

1369
01:19:31,713 --> 01:19:33,266
Do you mind?

1370
01:19:33,370 --> 01:19:34,785
Uh, yes.

1371
01:19:34,889 --> 01:19:37,029
He has a bit of a grudge
against you, I'm afraid.

1372
01:19:37,132 --> 01:19:39,928
Something about a motorbike
accident his friends had?

1373
01:19:40,032 --> 01:19:41,205
Why are you doing this?

1374
01:19:41,309 --> 01:19:43,069
I want something
nobody else has.

1375
01:19:43,967 --> 01:19:45,796
When my father gifted...

1376
01:19:48,868 --> 01:19:50,387
As I was saying,

1377
01:19:50,491 --> 01:19:53,424
when my father gifted his empire

1378
01:19:53,528 --> 01:19:55,979
-to my baby brother...

1379
01:20:03,020 --> 01:20:04,539
Who is that?

1380
01:20:13,272 --> 01:20:15,481
Is that a Ken doll on a moped?

1381
01:20:16,275 --> 01:20:17,794
I know him from somewhere.

1382
01:20:17,897 --> 01:20:19,554
Oh, I-I-I doubt that.

1383
01:20:19,658 --> 01:20:21,867
Because what you are looking at

1384
01:20:21,970 --> 01:20:24,870
is a highly trained
combat specialist,

1385
01:20:24,973 --> 01:20:28,563
forged in the furnaces
of Afghanistan, Iraq,

1386
01:20:28,667 --> 01:20:31,255
Kuwait, Sa... Sarasota...

1387
01:20:31,359 --> 01:20:33,430
Incredible skin.
No eczema problems.

1388
01:20:33,534 --> 01:20:37,227
And he will not stop
until I am safe!

1389
01:20:37,330 --> 01:20:39,540
So you pull
this space tank over,

1390
01:20:39,643 --> 01:20:42,784
unless you would like to perish
like his friends did.

1391
01:20:42,888 --> 01:20:46,305
And he is responsible
for their perishment.

1392
01:20:46,408 --> 01:20:49,101
He might not have meant to,

1393
01:20:49,204 --> 01:20:52,483
but they... perished, so...

1394
01:21:07,429 --> 01:21:08,672
Okay, who-who is this?

1395
01:21:08,776 --> 01:21:10,674
I have seen him
somewhere before.

1396
01:21:13,159 --> 01:21:14,402
No, no, no.

1397
01:21:14,505 --> 01:21:16,231
That's your cover model,
isn't it?

1398
01:21:16,335 --> 01:21:18,613
Yes. I knew
I knew him from somewhere.

1399
01:21:19,510 --> 01:21:20,581
Get up there.

1400
01:21:20,684 --> 01:21:22,065
And kill him creatively.

1401
01:21:22,168 --> 01:21:24,274
I love watching hunks fail.

1402
01:21:26,621 --> 01:21:28,865
I guess I-I will
have that drink.

1403
01:21:30,556 --> 01:21:31,833
Oh, shit.

1404
01:21:31,937 --> 01:21:34,491
Is it okay
if I just top 'er off?

1405
01:21:34,595 --> 01:21:35,768
Yeah, that's fine, but...

1406
01:21:35,872 --> 01:21:37,839
Oh, my God,
have you used a glass before?

1407
01:21:37,943 --> 01:21:39,289
Sorry.

1408
01:21:39,392 --> 01:21:40,877
What would Jack Trainer do?

1409
01:21:43,086 --> 01:21:44,156
It's hot in here.

1410
01:21:44,259 --> 01:21:47,262
Anyone else feeling
how hot it is?

1411
01:21:47,366 --> 01:21:48,436
Are you trying to be sexy?

1412
01:21:48,539 --> 01:21:50,334
This is very weird.
Please, stop.

1413
01:21:50,438 --> 01:21:52,336
I could set your world on fire.

1414
01:22:02,933 --> 01:22:05,246
Go to sleep! Go to sleep!

1415
01:22:05,349 --> 01:22:07,075
Go to sleep! Sleep!

1416
01:22:09,491 --> 01:22:11,321
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1417
01:22:11,424 --> 01:22:12,702
Time-out.

1418
01:22:12,805 --> 01:22:13,737
Time-in!

1419
01:22:19,570 --> 01:22:22,401
No! Don't shoot her! I need her!

1420
01:22:24,058 --> 01:22:25,922
Oh, Jesus!

1421
01:22:26,025 --> 01:22:27,440
Ow, ow, ow.

1422
01:22:31,375 --> 01:22:33,792
Move your foot! Move your foot!

1423
01:22:36,864 --> 01:22:39,073
-Go to sleep, asshole.

1424
01:22:39,176 --> 01:22:40,833
Get out there! Look!

1425
01:22:45,424 --> 01:22:46,736
A bigger guy?

1426
01:22:46,839 --> 01:22:48,047
Oh, no.

1427
01:22:49,393 --> 01:22:50,636
What?

1428
01:22:53,121 --> 01:22:54,053
Move it!

1429
01:22:55,779 --> 01:22:58,092
No, no, no. No, no, no.

1430
01:22:58,989 --> 01:23:00,888
Hey! Get in.

1431
01:23:01,405 --> 01:23:02,510
Him or me?

1432
01:23:06,617 --> 01:23:11,415
This is not one of your cheap,
vapid lady-fantasy books, Loretta.

1433
01:23:11,519 --> 01:23:13,486
This is real life.

1434
01:23:14,418 --> 01:23:16,282
And we will kill him.

1435
01:23:16,386 --> 01:23:18,112
Tell us where the tomb is.

1436
01:23:32,782 --> 01:23:34,093
Hi. So, whoever's in charge,

1437
01:23:34,197 --> 01:23:36,820
I need you to send
officials to go here.

1438
01:23:36,924 --> 01:23:38,028
Here.

1439
01:23:39,167 --> 01:23:40,997
We are closed.

1440
01:23:41,100 --> 01:23:42,446
You're closed?

1441
01:23:44,379 --> 01:23:47,486
You know I've been trying to
take a nap for a year and a half?

1442
01:23:47,589 --> 01:23:49,143
A year and a half.

1443
01:23:50,075 --> 01:23:53,181
I have been burning the candle
at both ends,

1444
01:23:53,285 --> 01:23:54,631
the midnight oil,

1445
01:23:54,735 --> 01:23:57,703
since way before
my friend got kidnapped.

1446
01:23:57,807 --> 01:23:59,670
And all I want to do

1447
01:24:00,223 --> 01:24:02,363
is kick my feet back

1448
01:24:02,466 --> 01:24:03,709
and drink some wine

1449
01:24:03,813 --> 01:24:06,194
that I'm probably
too tired to drink.

1450
01:24:06,298 --> 01:24:08,231
And I want a massage.

1451
01:24:08,334 --> 01:24:12,994
I want someone to massage
my shoulders and my feet,

1452
01:24:13,098 --> 01:24:15,134
and I want it at the same time.

1453
01:24:15,238 --> 01:24:18,931
And I don't care if logistically
that doesn't make sense.

1454
01:24:19,035 --> 01:24:21,692
Because I have worked hard.

1455
01:24:22,555 --> 01:24:25,006
The same way that
I know that you have.

1456
01:24:25,904 --> 01:24:28,113
So I hate to ask you

1457
01:24:28,216 --> 01:24:30,598
to leave this place open
a few more minutes,

1458
01:24:30,701 --> 01:24:32,634
because if we don't,

1459
01:24:32,738 --> 01:24:36,293
a very close friend of mine
and her cover model

1460
01:24:36,397 --> 01:24:38,157
are going to die.

1461
01:25:01,008 --> 01:25:02,561
No good way in, boss!

1462
01:25:02,664 --> 01:25:04,805
What about the caves?

1463
01:25:05,564 --> 01:25:06,910
That's too dangerous!

1464
01:25:07,014 --> 01:25:10,017
Well,
we'll be very careful then.

1465
01:25:23,582 --> 01:25:24,894
Well, come on!

1466
01:25:29,588 --> 01:25:31,417
This way. I have a rule about

1467
01:25:31,521 --> 01:25:33,040
not going into
super creepy caves.

1468
01:25:44,396 --> 01:25:47,330
Julian? His name is Julian?

1469
01:25:47,433 --> 01:25:50,298
He seems more like
a Buck or a Bruce.

1470
01:25:50,402 --> 01:25:51,886
Lead the way.

1471
01:25:55,579 --> 01:25:57,961
Go on. Don't be scared.

1472
01:26:27,715 --> 01:26:29,510
Watch your step there.

1473
01:26:29,613 --> 01:26:30,787
Bruce!

1474
01:26:30,891 --> 01:26:31,892
Julian. Oh, no! Julian!

1475
01:26:31,995 --> 01:26:33,617
Whoa.

1476
01:26:33,721 --> 01:26:35,240
Whoa.

1477
01:26:35,896 --> 01:26:37,380
Well...

1478
01:26:38,208 --> 01:26:39,934
Let's not have
his death be in vain.

1479
01:26:40,038 --> 01:26:42,799
- Onward and upward.
- What do you mean onward?

1480
01:26:42,903 --> 01:26:45,353
We're not gonna go
and get him now, are we?

1481
01:26:45,457 --> 01:26:46,872
Oh, man.

1482
01:26:59,264 --> 01:27:00,921
Okay.

1483
01:27:01,024 --> 01:27:03,716
Yeah. Look, let's just
go back to the boat.

1484
01:27:03,820 --> 01:27:05,684
This is over.
Nobody else has to die.

1485
01:27:05,787 --> 01:27:07,962
No, no, no. Ha-ha!
It's a breeze.

1486
01:27:08,066 --> 01:27:10,516
There's a tunnel.
This could lead to the tomb.

1487
01:27:10,620 --> 01:27:12,484
That's not person-sized.
Ah, speak for yourself.

1488
01:27:12,587 --> 01:27:14,865
Come on. It's
practically a kiddie slide.

1489
01:27:14,969 --> 01:27:17,282
More like
a rock sphincter. Or a troll anus.

1490
01:27:17,385 --> 01:27:19,767
All right, well, you are
going through the anus...

1491
01:27:19,870 --> 01:27:21,182
The hole... the tunnel!

1492
01:27:21,286 --> 01:27:23,288
Why her? You are our canary
in the coal mine.

1493
01:27:23,391 --> 01:27:24,806
No, that's impossible. I can't.

1494
01:27:24,910 --> 01:27:26,360
Please let us know
if you get through.

1495
01:27:26,463 --> 01:27:28,776
If we don't hear from you,
Fabio's got to die.

1496
01:27:28,879 --> 01:27:31,054
Wait,
I'm the damsel in distress?

1497
01:27:31,744 --> 01:27:32,987
It's okay. I'm fine.

1498
01:28:09,023 --> 01:28:11,474
I can't. I'm so sorry. I can't.

1499
01:28:11,577 --> 01:28:13,303
- Hey.
- What?

1500
01:28:14,028 --> 01:28:15,996
Hey, you smell that?

1501
01:28:16,099 --> 01:28:19,033
You mean centuries worth of bat
feces? Yes, I definitely smell that.

1502
01:28:19,137 --> 01:28:21,346
You gotta take
a big breath for me.

1503
01:28:26,454 --> 01:28:27,835
There you go.

1504
01:28:27,938 --> 01:28:29,802
You can do it, Loretta.

1505
01:28:42,746 --> 01:28:45,508
I think I see a way out.

1506
01:28:49,063 --> 01:28:51,272
Oh, cheese and rice!

1507
01:28:55,966 --> 01:28:57,313
I made it!

1508
01:28:57,416 --> 01:28:58,900
I made it!

1509
01:28:59,004 --> 01:29:01,489
-See? Totally safe.

1510
01:29:02,490 --> 01:29:03,560
Go on. Your turn.

1511
01:29:05,252 --> 01:29:08,151
I'm coming through!
Be right there, okay?

1512
01:30:12,319 --> 01:30:14,459
Why would they build this here?

1513
01:30:15,563 --> 01:30:17,289
But how is anyone
supposed to worship

1514
01:30:17,393 --> 01:30:19,084
or remember you
if they can't even see it?

1515
01:30:19,188 --> 01:30:21,051
They aren't.

1516
01:30:21,155 --> 01:30:24,124
This isn't a monument
to Kalaman's power.

1517
01:30:25,228 --> 01:30:27,817
It's a hiding place
for a grieving woman.

1518
01:30:27,920 --> 01:30:31,372
Taha came here
to be with her fallen lover.

1519
01:30:33,029 --> 01:30:34,479
She just wanted to be alone.

1520
01:30:36,136 --> 01:30:37,654
Taha doesn't want us here.

1521
01:30:37,758 --> 01:30:39,104
God, shut up, Rafi.

1522
01:30:39,208 --> 01:30:41,071
It's just the volcano.

1523
01:30:42,728 --> 01:30:44,040
Come on.

1524
01:30:49,183 --> 01:30:50,840
We have to keep going.

1525
01:30:59,020 --> 01:31:00,677
All right. Let's go, Muscles.

1526
01:31:01,471 --> 01:31:03,301
Open it up.

1527
01:31:03,404 --> 01:31:05,855
- Don't disturb them.
- She will be wearing the headdress.

1528
01:31:05,958 --> 01:31:08,547
Come on. We didn't come all
this way just to pay our respects.

1529
01:31:08,651 --> 01:31:10,308
I can't, um...

1530
01:31:13,069 --> 01:31:15,278
Uh... I'm sorry, abuela.

1531
01:31:36,506 --> 01:31:37,818
What is that?

1532
01:31:39,958 --> 01:31:42,374
Are those... seashells?

1533
01:31:43,133 --> 01:31:45,998
The crown is made of seashells?

1534
01:31:46,102 --> 01:31:47,655
Where's the treasure?

1535
01:31:48,656 --> 01:31:50,106
She's holding him.

1536
01:31:52,902 --> 01:31:54,662
You mean the dead guy?

1537
01:32:01,186 --> 01:32:02,394
Look.

1538
01:32:04,396 --> 01:32:06,122
It's their courtship.

1539
01:32:06,226 --> 01:32:10,126
Kalaman is searching the island
for something.

1540
01:32:12,956 --> 01:32:14,544
Rare red seashells.

1541
01:32:14,648 --> 01:32:19,653
To prove his love, he gave her
one shell every day for a year

1542
01:32:19,756 --> 01:32:21,310
and made them into a crown,

1543
01:32:21,413 --> 01:32:24,209
bright red like
the flame of their love,

1544
01:32:24,313 --> 01:32:27,695
until the day came
where she accepted his proposal.

1545
01:32:27,799 --> 01:32:29,559
It was never about jewels.

1546
01:32:29,663 --> 01:32:33,391
Kalaman and Taha's riches
weren't material.

1547
01:32:35,324 --> 01:32:37,257
It was their love.

1548
01:32:37,360 --> 01:32:39,707
That's what it meant.
That was enough.

1549
01:32:39,811 --> 01:32:41,019
So that's it?

1550
01:32:41,916 --> 01:32:44,816
All of that time and money

1551
01:32:45,644 --> 01:32:49,234
spent on, what,
just a cheap metaphor?

1552
01:32:49,338 --> 01:32:52,133
It's a pretty rich metaphor. Oh, shut up!

1553
01:32:52,237 --> 01:32:54,274
-We got to go. We got to go now.

1554
01:32:54,377 --> 01:32:57,553
-Come on. Let's go.
-No, no, no. You are staying here.

1555
01:32:57,656 --> 01:32:59,727
You think it's all
so sweet and poetic.

1556
01:32:59,831 --> 01:33:02,316
Well, then you can stay here
and spend your last moments

1557
01:33:02,420 --> 01:33:05,354
pondering the richness
of that metaphor.

1558
01:33:06,044 --> 01:33:08,322
- Get in.
- What? Come on, man.

1559
01:33:08,426 --> 01:33:10,876
-Oh, God. Just get in. Get in the tomb.
-Okay, okay.

1560
01:33:10,980 --> 01:33:13,603
It's better to be buried alive
than buried dead, I guess.

1561
01:33:13,707 --> 01:33:16,986
- It's really not.
- You know, it is a shame, really.

1562
01:33:17,089 --> 01:33:18,608
This is a hell of a story.

1563
01:33:18,712 --> 01:33:21,404
Pity you won't be around
to tell it. Come on.

1564
01:33:21,508 --> 01:33:23,095
- But they'll die.
- So will you

1565
01:33:23,199 --> 01:33:25,788
if you don't stop being such
a snowflake! Get over here!

1566
01:33:35,384 --> 01:33:37,386
This is fine.
This is not an active nightmare

1567
01:33:37,489 --> 01:33:39,146
I've had since
I was 14 years old.

1568
01:33:42,494 --> 01:33:46,222
Why are you going so fast?
It's not a race.

1569
01:33:51,227 --> 01:33:53,540
Wait, no! What are you doing?
Come back here!

1570
01:33:53,643 --> 01:33:58,338
You may have bought the island,
but now the island owns you!

1571
01:33:59,200 --> 01:34:00,685
You can't just leave me here!

1572
01:34:02,721 --> 01:34:05,103
Rafi! Come back!

1573
01:34:07,277 --> 01:34:08,693
I need a boat!

1574
01:34:18,116 --> 01:34:20,221
Hey, hey, stop! Stop!

1575
01:34:22,223 --> 01:34:24,087
Help! Help!

1576
01:34:24,191 --> 01:34:26,296
One of the locals
just stole my boat!

1577
01:34:26,400 --> 01:34:28,160
Have you seen a woman?

1578
01:34:28,264 --> 01:34:31,371
She's a brunette
in a sequined jumpsuit.

1579
01:34:31,474 --> 01:34:35,478
No. Is she in some sort
of trouble?

1580
01:34:47,145 --> 01:34:48,871
It's kind of funny.

1581
01:34:50,286 --> 01:34:52,081
I used to think this...

1582
01:34:52,184 --> 01:34:54,083
this sort of thing
was so romantic.

1583
01:34:54,186 --> 01:34:55,567
Yeah?

1584
01:34:55,671 --> 01:34:59,019
Being locked in a coffin
about to be buried by lava,

1585
01:34:59,122 --> 01:35:01,711
or... cuddling dead people?

1586
01:35:02,505 --> 01:35:05,577
Just laying down
with a lost love.

1587
01:35:05,681 --> 01:35:06,889
Like Taha did.

1588
01:35:09,443 --> 01:35:10,651
God.Oh...

1589
01:35:11,238 --> 01:35:12,619
Oh, God.

1590
01:35:12,722 --> 01:35:14,931
I'm sorry.

1591
01:35:15,035 --> 01:35:17,486
I'm sorry that
I couldn't save you.

1592
01:35:17,589 --> 01:35:19,557
I'm sorry I couldn't be Dash.

1593
01:35:20,143 --> 01:35:21,421
You're right.

1594
01:35:22,456 --> 01:35:24,009
You're nothing like Dash.

1595
01:35:24,113 --> 01:35:27,150
You didn't ride in on a
white horse to save me.

1596
01:35:27,254 --> 01:35:32,639
You rode in on a... borrowed
scooter with a broken muffler.

1597
01:35:34,019 --> 01:35:35,435
Yeah.

1598
01:35:35,538 --> 01:35:38,438
I never could've written
a Dash like you.

1599
01:35:40,336 --> 01:35:42,269
'Cause I never knew

1600
01:35:42,959 --> 01:35:44,754
a Dash like Alan.

1601
01:35:44,858 --> 01:35:47,308
I was so afraid
of being hurt by life again

1602
01:35:47,412 --> 01:35:48,793
that I just stopped living.

1603
01:35:48,896 --> 01:35:50,898
Couldn't see the good things
in front of me.

1604
01:35:51,002 --> 01:35:54,488
I'm just so sorry
I didn't see you sooner.

1605
01:35:55,455 --> 01:35:57,180
I have a confession too.

1606
01:35:57,284 --> 01:36:01,184
See, I was really liking where
this new story of ours was headed.

1607
01:36:01,288 --> 01:36:04,498
I just wanted to see how
it was gonna turn out, I guess.

1608
01:36:05,810 --> 01:36:08,364
The Adventures
of Loretta and Alan.

1609
01:36:10,470 --> 01:36:12,402
No, it would need
a better title than that.

1610
01:36:12,506 --> 01:36:14,474
Yeah, definitely. Definitely.

1611
01:36:15,613 --> 01:36:19,409
Sorry. Just...
Taha's femur is poking me.

1612
01:36:23,103 --> 01:36:24,863
Rafi must have left that.

1613
01:36:24,967 --> 01:36:27,487
How do you forget your crowbar?
It's gonna help us escape.

1614
01:36:27,590 --> 01:36:29,212
No, he left it on purpose.

1615
01:36:29,316 --> 01:36:31,007
Oh, cool. I always liked him.

1616
01:36:31,111 --> 01:36:32,526
One... Okay.

1617
01:36:32,630 --> 01:36:34,459
...two, three! Okay.

1618
01:36:34,563 --> 01:36:38,498
I would've preferred him to not
leave us here in the first place, but...

1619
01:36:39,188 --> 01:36:40,016
Okay.

1620
01:37:01,072 --> 01:37:03,281
Dulcius ex asperis.

1621
01:37:07,630 --> 01:37:09,529
Sweeter after difficulty.

1622
01:37:16,156 --> 01:37:17,606
Go up! Run for the trees!

1623
01:37:18,814 --> 01:37:21,713
Wait. Nope. Never mind.
Trees are on fire.

1624
01:37:22,162 --> 01:37:23,853
Okay.

1625
01:37:25,441 --> 01:37:27,305
We can go back
through the tunnel.

1626
01:37:28,271 --> 01:37:29,549
Nope. Tunnel's a no-go.

1627
01:37:34,657 --> 01:37:36,625
Um, okay.
I'm open to other ideas.

1628
01:37:36,728 --> 01:37:40,283
There's a current.
We can follow it into the ocean.

1629
01:37:40,387 --> 01:37:42,009
How do we know
what's on the other side?

1630
01:37:42,527 --> 01:37:43,597
We don't.

1631
01:37:45,426 --> 01:37:47,567
There's only one way
to find out.

1632
01:37:49,120 --> 01:37:50,777
Worth the rash. Yeah?

1633
01:38:11,763 --> 01:38:12,764
Alan?

1634
01:38:21,221 --> 01:38:22,463
Alan!

1635
01:38:59,915 --> 01:39:00,916
Alan?

1636
01:39:01,019 --> 01:39:03,712
A... Alan?

1637
01:39:04,920 --> 01:39:05,921
Alan!

1638
01:39:09,200 --> 01:39:10,926
Oh, my God! You're alive!

1639
01:39:11,029 --> 01:39:13,273
I'm alive. Oh, my God.
I thought I killed you.

1640
01:39:16,241 --> 01:39:17,208
Is that Beth?

1641
01:39:17,311 --> 01:39:18,554
Loretta!

1642
01:39:19,175 --> 01:39:20,349
Beth!

1643
01:39:20,452 --> 01:39:22,109
Beth!

1644
01:39:22,213 --> 01:39:23,455
Beth!

1645
01:39:29,116 --> 01:39:30,497
Beth, you're here!

1646
01:39:31,153 --> 01:39:32,361
Why are you here?

1647
01:39:32,464 --> 01:39:35,260
I told you I got your back,
girl!

1648
01:39:35,847 --> 01:39:37,642
I'm so sorry!

1649
01:39:37,746 --> 01:39:39,851
I destroyed the jumpsuit!

1650
01:39:40,300 --> 01:39:41,301
What?

1651
01:39:41,404 --> 01:39:43,924
Never mind! Later.

1652
01:39:44,028 --> 01:39:46,030
I found a British guy in a cave.

1653
01:39:46,133 --> 01:39:48,618
I thought he was a little boy,
but he has a full beard.

1654
01:39:48,722 --> 01:39:52,001
Beth, that's Fairfax!
He kidnapped us!

1655
01:39:52,105 --> 01:39:54,866
He's a bad guy, Beth!
He killed my trainer!

1656
01:39:54,970 --> 01:39:55,971
Get him!

1657
01:39:56,488 --> 01:39:57,662
Stop him!

1658
01:40:05,497 --> 01:40:07,707
I got your back, girl.

1659
01:40:09,847 --> 01:40:11,814
Where were you running?
It's a boat.

1660
01:40:11,918 --> 01:40:13,436
This guy's hilarious.

1661
01:40:13,540 --> 01:40:15,266
Got you.

1662
01:40:15,369 --> 01:40:16,646
Swim over to the rock!

1663
01:40:16,750 --> 01:40:18,821
I don't got you.
No, I got you. I got you.

1664
01:40:18,925 --> 01:40:20,823
We're gonna get you.
It's gonna be okay.

1665
01:40:20,927 --> 01:40:23,515
"Finding refuge
on a nearby rock,

1666
01:40:23,619 --> 01:40:25,725
he lifted her from the water,

1667
01:40:25,828 --> 01:40:29,004
his powerful arms
pulling her body close.

1668
01:40:29,107 --> 01:40:30,246
Alan whispered..."

1669
01:40:30,350 --> 01:40:32,904
Shh. You're safe now.

1670
01:40:35,320 --> 01:40:39,980
"In that moment, Loretta could feel
a new adventure was just beginning."

1671
01:40:41,257 --> 01:40:43,915
"The heart-pounding passion
of the narrow escape

1672
01:40:44,019 --> 01:40:46,953
only inflamed Loretta's
desire for him.

1673
01:40:47,056 --> 01:40:51,267
She was thirsty for the hot lava
soon to be pulsing from his..."

1674
01:40:51,371 --> 01:40:54,961
Don't you go stopping
right at the good part.

1675
01:40:56,307 --> 01:40:58,136
It's nothing she hasn't
read before.

1676
01:40:58,240 --> 01:40:59,620
Didn't I tell you?

1677
01:40:59,724 --> 01:41:02,727
The most beautiful beach
in the world.

1678
01:41:02,831 --> 01:41:06,144
Maybe later, I'll show you
the Cove of Enchantment?

1679
01:41:06,248 --> 01:41:07,836
No, you can take Randy.

1680
01:41:07,939 --> 01:41:11,598
Remember, you are
my platonic man friend.

1681
01:41:11,701 --> 01:41:14,739
Platonic?
I like the sound of that.

1682
01:41:14,843 --> 01:41:17,500
Not sure what it means,
but I like the sound of it.

1683
01:41:17,604 --> 01:41:19,813
Here you go, Randy.

1684
01:41:21,573 --> 01:41:23,886
My dear. You are an angel.
Thank you.

1685
01:41:24,542 --> 01:41:25,957
How did you know?

1686
01:41:37,866 --> 01:41:40,661
Nice way to end
a book tour, right? Mm-hmm.

1687
01:41:41,214 --> 01:41:43,043
Um...

1688
01:41:43,147 --> 01:41:47,392
You know, I have a phrase I like to
use in moments like these, actually.

1689
01:41:47,496 --> 01:41:48,738
Um...

1690
01:41:50,223 --> 01:41:51,638
Quid deinde?

1691
01:41:52,777 --> 01:41:55,953
It's Latin.
It means, uh, "What's next?"

1692
01:41:57,851 --> 01:41:59,370
Quid cogitas?

1693
01:41:59,473 --> 01:42:00,854
Mmm.

1694
01:42:01,579 --> 01:42:02,752
Buca di Beppo.

1695
01:42:06,170 --> 01:42:07,827
Yeah. I know
zero other Latin.No. Yes.

1696
01:42:07,930 --> 01:42:10,864
I looked it up
for this moment right now.

1697
01:42:11,692 --> 01:42:13,833
So, what does come next?

1698
01:42:13,936 --> 01:42:16,421
How would you write this? I don't know.

1699
01:42:16,525 --> 01:42:19,079
How would you write it? Do
we really want me to write this?

1700
01:42:19,183 --> 01:42:21,530
Just try. Take a stab
at it.Okay. I'll write it.

1701
01:42:21,633 --> 01:42:22,980
Okay.

1702
01:42:23,083 --> 01:42:26,086
"We were... They were, uh...
standing on a beach."

1703
01:42:26,190 --> 01:42:28,123
Sets the stage for the audience.
They know where we are.

1704
01:42:28,226 --> 01:42:30,021
You're already laughing.
Why are you laughing at me?

1705
01:42:30,125 --> 01:42:31,920
I'm not laughing.
I'm smiling. You are.

1706
01:42:32,023 --> 01:42:36,027
"There are palm trees
above a brown

1707
01:42:36,890 --> 01:42:39,513
bark-like hair of the maiden.

1708
01:42:39,617 --> 01:42:41,481
There is a dead jellyfish...

1709
01:42:41,584 --> 01:42:44,035
All you're doing is describing what
you're actually seeing right now.

1710
01:42:44,139 --> 01:42:46,969
"He's nervous
because he really likes her."

1711
01:42:47,832 --> 01:42:49,869
It's nice writing.

1712
01:42:49,972 --> 01:42:51,284
Thanks. You're welcome.

1713
01:42:51,387 --> 01:42:52,492
I'll keep going.

1714
01:42:52,595 --> 01:42:54,183
"He looked deep in her eyes."

1715
01:42:54,287 --> 01:42:57,738
The only thing that could
compare to the pulse of that ocean

1716
01:42:58,532 --> 01:42:59,602
was the throbbing in the...

1717
01:42:59,706 --> 01:43:02,812
Okay, no, you can't throb. Why not?

1718
01:43:02,916 --> 01:43:04,642
Can't come out of
the gate with a throb.

1719
01:43:04,745 --> 01:43:07,058
You throb all the time. I don't come
out of the gate with it.

1720
01:43:07,162 --> 01:43:09,060
You have to earn the throb. Who made you
the queen of throb?

1721
01:43:09,164 --> 01:43:12,857
It's usually a chapter four thing. You
want it brought up appropriately in four.

1722
01:43:12,961 --> 01:43:15,066
I think you throb in all
the chapters. "Pulsating."

1723
01:43:15,170 --> 01:43:17,103
It's a precursor to throb.

1724
01:43:17,206 --> 01:43:19,312
"Undulating." You just jumped to five.

1725
01:43:19,415 --> 01:43:22,280
How 'bout they just kiss?
Why not? Just like a regular kiss?

1726
01:43:22,384 --> 01:43:24,248
Yeah. Like a
beginning-of-the-chapter kiss.

1727
01:43:24,351 --> 01:43:25,939
I'm good at starting...

1728
01:43:29,805 --> 01:43:31,289
How was that? Any notes?

1729
01:43:32,049 --> 01:43:35,431
Very good first chapter attempt.

1730
01:43:36,570 --> 01:43:38,400
♪ Bad chick
I could be your fantasy ♪

1731
01:43:38,503 --> 01:43:40,712
♪ I can tell
You got big, big energy ♪

1732
01:43:40,816 --> 01:43:43,025
♪ It ain't too many of 'em
That can handle me ♪

1733
01:43:43,129 --> 01:43:45,027
♪ But I might let you try it
Off the Hennessy ♪

1734
01:43:45,131 --> 01:43:47,409
♪ Make 'em sang to this thing
Like a melody ♪

1735
01:43:47,512 --> 01:43:49,790
♪ And if your girl ain't right
I got the remedy ♪

1736
01:43:49,894 --> 01:43:52,345
♪ It ain't too many of 'em
That can handle me ♪

1737
01:43:52,448 --> 01:43:55,003
♪ Bad chick
I could be your fantasy ♪

1738
01:43:55,106 --> 01:43:56,590
♪ Tell me how you want it ♪

1739
01:43:56,694 --> 01:43:58,558
♪ Three, two, one
And I'm on it ♪

1740
01:43:58,661 --> 01:44:00,525
♪ Feel good, don't it?
Hood chick, you in a bonnet ♪

1741
01:44:00,629 --> 01:44:02,596
♪ I'ma bust it on a pole
Like Onyx ♪

1742
01:44:02,700 --> 01:44:05,875
♪ I'm just being honest
Juicy, Minute Maid ♪

1743
01:44:05,979 --> 01:44:07,670
♪ But can't do it
One minute, man ♪

1744
01:44:07,774 --> 01:44:10,259
♪ Not a side or a main
I'm the only one he entertain ♪

1745
01:44:10,363 --> 01:44:12,434
♪ Spending his
Mine in the bank ♪

1746
01:44:12,537 --> 01:44:16,162
♪ I like what I see A boss
like you Need a boss like me ♪

1747
01:44:16,265 --> 01:44:18,233
♪ Daddy from the street
So he move low key ♪

1748
01:44:18,336 --> 01:44:20,614
♪ Tryna ride that mic
Like karaoke ♪

1749
01:44:20,718 --> 01:44:23,203
♪ On the count of three
Bad, get money ♪

1750
01:44:23,307 --> 01:44:25,378
♪ Broke to the left
We don't want it ♪

1751
01:44:25,481 --> 01:44:27,656
♪ I'm the one they love to hate
But they can't get past ♪

1752
01:44:27,759 --> 01:44:30,900
♪ Pretty face, no waist
And a big old back ♪

1753
01:44:31,004 --> 01:44:32,937
♪ Bad chick
I could be your fantasy ♪

1754
01:44:33,041 --> 01:44:35,181
♪ I can tell you got
Big, big energy ♪

1755
01:44:35,284 --> 01:44:37,390
♪ It ain't too many of 'em
That can handle me ♪

1756
01:44:37,493 --> 01:44:39,461
♪ But I might let you try it
Off the Hennessy ♪

1757
01:44:39,564 --> 01:44:41,739
♪ Make 'em sing to this thing
Like a melody ♪

1758
01:44:41,842 --> 01:44:44,190
♪ And if your girl ain't right
I got the remedy ♪

1759
01:44:44,293 --> 01:44:46,433
♪ It ain't too many of 'em
That can handle me ♪

1760
01:44:46,537 --> 01:44:48,953
♪ Bad chick
I could be your fantasy ♪

1761
01:44:49,057 --> 01:44:52,888
♪ Got that real big energy... ♪

1762
01:45:00,689 --> 01:45:02,173
Psst!

1763
01:45:02,829 --> 01:45:04,313
Psst.

1764
01:45:05,280 --> 01:45:06,281
Psst.

1765
01:45:08,352 --> 01:45:09,318
Mother...

1766
01:45:09,422 --> 01:45:11,148
You were dead.

1767
01:45:11,251 --> 01:45:14,116
Your brains came out of your
face and hit the back of my throat.

1768
01:45:14,220 --> 01:45:16,774
- He was in my mouth.
- Don't say he was in your mouth.

1769
01:45:16,877 --> 01:45:18,500
- I could taste you.
- Don't ever say that.

1770
01:45:18,603 --> 01:45:23,781
We only use 10% of our brain,
so I just switched to another 10%.

1771
01:45:23,884 --> 01:45:26,715
So, you're okay?

1772
01:45:26,818 --> 01:45:28,510
One hundred percent.

1773
01:45:28,613 --> 01:45:30,098
Meaning 10%.

1774
01:45:30,201 --> 01:45:31,961
We thought you were dead.

1775
01:45:32,065 --> 01:45:34,792
Naturally, I have some
anger issues I need to let go of.

1776
01:45:34,895 --> 01:45:37,243
Of course. And resentment.

1777
01:45:39,141 --> 01:45:40,487
So good to see you, man.

1778
01:45:40,591 --> 01:45:42,662
Okay,
let's keep the chatter down.

1779
01:45:42,765 --> 01:45:47,149
We're closing our eyes
and reconnecting to our breath.

1780
01:45:48,219 --> 01:45:49,324
Great.

1781
01:45:50,152 --> 01:45:51,153
Great.