1 00:00:06,883 --> 00:00:10,845 ‎NETFLIX 影集 2 00:00:13,431 --> 00:00:16,642 ‎我想沒人會聽我唱,我只唱給我自己 3 00:00:16,726 --> 00:00:19,062 ‎需要花一點點時間,體會音樂感染力 4 00:00:19,145 --> 00:00:21,481 ‎巨大的影響力,讓我回不到過去 5 00:00:21,564 --> 00:00:26,569 ‎-言語會造成無盡反響 ‎-妳的言語會造成無盡反響 6 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:29,363 ‎對,言語會造成無盡反響 7 00:00:29,447 --> 00:00:35,161 ‎妳的言語會造成無盡反響 8 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:38,456 ‎你有沒有讓崇拜你的人失望過? 9 00:00:39,832 --> 00:00:42,418 ‎別走開,精彩就是現在 10 00:00:46,297 --> 00:00:49,425 ‎朋友們,今天我聽到一個 ‎超好笑的笑話,有個人… 11 00:00:52,136 --> 00:00:55,515 ‎卡爾瑪,我的天,真的是妳啊 12 00:00:55,598 --> 00:00:58,434 ‎妳是卡爾瑪格蘭特 ‎卡爾瑪格蘭特本人啊 13 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:01,145 ‎是我本人,需要我做什麼嗎? 14 00:01:01,229 --> 00:01:03,815 ‎基斯,你答應幫我介紹的 15 00:01:03,898 --> 00:01:05,024 ‎好啦… 16 00:01:05,108 --> 00:01:06,651 ‎卡爾瑪,她叫內哈 17 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:09,487 ‎是我同班同學,她有好多話想對妳說 18 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:11,614 ‎我可是妳的頭號粉絲 19 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:13,282 ‎我還有粉絲? 20 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:17,745 ‎我是妳粉絲俱樂部 ‎“卡爾瑪的小尾巴”的部長 21 00:01:17,829 --> 00:01:20,581 ‎天啊,俱樂部有多少人? 22 00:01:20,665 --> 00:01:23,376 ‎這個呢,目前就我一個 23 00:01:23,459 --> 00:01:27,630 ‎但很快就要有幾千人了 ‎或者可能會有幾百萬人 24 00:01:28,506 --> 00:01:30,591 ‎要是卡爾瑪第一個粉絲不加入的話 25 00:01:30,675 --> 00:01:33,719 ‎那還叫什麼卡爾瑪粉絲俱樂部 26 00:01:33,803 --> 00:01:35,972 ‎抱歉,溫斯頓,要想當小尾巴 27 00:01:36,055 --> 00:01:38,599 ‎就必須先完成卡爾瑪小尾巴挑戰 28 00:01:38,683 --> 00:01:41,519 ‎當你完成後,你就會得到這個 29 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,396 ‎卡爾瑪小尾巴徽章 30 00:01:44,689 --> 00:01:48,401 ‎好了,卡爾瑪,我有一個Podcast ‎叫做《內哈的99問》 31 00:01:48,484 --> 00:01:50,194 ‎就是採訪一些玩音樂的 32 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,656 ‎妳願意來我的節目 33 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:55,783 ‎回答一些有關妳音樂作品的問題嗎? 34 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:58,953 ‎當然啦,我對粉絲有求必應 35 00:02:00,413 --> 00:02:03,040 ‎內哈與卡爾瑪的99次問答 36 00:02:03,124 --> 00:02:04,750 ‎謝謝… 37 00:02:05,418 --> 00:02:08,045 ‎她剛才是說有99個問題嗎? 38 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:13,509 ‎這裡就是卡爾瑪平時休息 ‎和思考時坐的台階 39 00:02:13,593 --> 00:02:17,221 ‎想知道更多卡爾瑪的訊息 ‎妳可以選購我們的超值套餐 40 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:20,141 ‎只需要酸黃瓜片一袋 ‎價格不能再低了哦 41 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:28,399 ‎-嘿,內哈 ‎-嗨,卡爾瑪 42 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:31,903 ‎看,我們兩個人的外套都好酷 43 00:02:31,986 --> 00:02:33,654 ‎酷炫外套姐妹 44 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:36,490 ‎我也覺得我們的外套挺酷的,是吧? 45 00:02:36,574 --> 00:02:39,368 ‎好啦,我今天要去寶貝K的 ‎錄音室幫忙,所以… 46 00:02:39,452 --> 00:02:40,536 ‎我可以跟妳一起走 47 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:42,997 ‎這樣妳就可以開始回答一些問題啦 48 00:02:43,873 --> 00:02:46,334 ‎-可以啊 ‎-問題1 49 00:02:46,417 --> 00:02:49,837 ‎用音樂拯救了社區花園的感受如何? 50 00:02:50,421 --> 00:02:51,923 ‎那次感覺真的很棒 51 00:02:52,006 --> 00:02:54,342 ‎尤其是因為我終於又和媽媽一起唱歌 52 00:02:54,425 --> 00:02:57,345 ‎追問,妳第一次 ‎和媽媽一起唱歌是什麼時候? 53 00:02:57,428 --> 00:03:00,973 ‎-這個嘛,是我還在… ‎-再次緊急追問 54 00:03:01,057 --> 00:03:02,934 ‎妳有沒有覺得妳和妳媽媽… 55 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:06,020 ‎-問題19,妳感覺… ‎-好啦,我現在得下樓去了 56 00:03:06,938 --> 00:03:10,066 ‎-再見,內哈 ‎-等等,卡爾瑪,在妳走之前 57 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:11,943 ‎可以幫我簽名嗎? 58 00:03:14,737 --> 00:03:17,448 ‎妳要簽名嗎?當然可以啦 59 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,408 ‎-還有這裡 ‎-嘿,寶貝K 60 00:03:19,492 --> 00:03:21,285 ‎-還有這裡 ‎-剛剛沒看到妳 61 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:24,497 ‎-還有這裡 ‎-忙著幫我的粉絲內哈簽名呢 62 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:26,624 ‎-見到妳真高興,內哈 ‎-妳好 63 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:30,044 ‎-要幫妳簽名嗎? ‎-不用了,謝謝妳 64 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:32,797 ‎還有這裡… 65 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,841 ‎-好啦,我要走了 ‎-等一下,卡爾瑪 66 00:03:35,925 --> 00:03:37,885 ‎一會兒妳還能再回答幾個問題嗎? 67 00:03:37,969 --> 00:03:39,011 ‎好啊 68 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:43,474 ‎-還有問題啊? ‎-就剩問題19到問題99了 69 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:46,227 ‎沒問題,待會見 70 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:50,982 ‎-再見,寶貝K ‎-一、二 71 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:51,899 ‎-三 ‎-小溫? 72 00:03:51,983 --> 00:03:52,984 ‎嘿,卡爾瑪 73 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,861 ‎我正在完成卡爾瑪小尾巴挑戰呢 74 00:03:55,945 --> 00:03:59,282 ‎-徽章是我的 ‎-那就看你表現啦 75 00:03:59,365 --> 00:04:01,909 ‎擺出超越自我舞團的標誌性動作 76 00:04:01,993 --> 00:04:04,120 ‎或者說出卡爾瑪的十個真相 77 00:04:04,203 --> 00:04:07,623 ‎一,卡爾瑪當過一週的校園主席 78 00:04:07,707 --> 00:04:12,670 ‎二,卡爾瑪爸爸在燒烤醬料中 ‎加的神秘配方是愛 79 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:13,671 ‎我猜的 80 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:16,632 ‎三,卡爾瑪差點把名字改成了… 81 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:18,426 ‎文森特 82 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:20,386 ‎四、五、六 83 00:04:22,555 --> 00:04:25,182 ‎我成功了嗎?可以給我徽章了嗎? 84 00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:27,643 ‎抱歉,溫斯頓,沒說滿十個 85 00:04:27,727 --> 00:04:31,355 ‎-不 ‎-沒關係啦,小溫,我們去打籃球吧 86 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:34,025 ‎我也要一起,還有問題要問呢 87 00:04:34,817 --> 00:04:37,862 ‎問題31,在關於少校是個英雄的歌裡 88 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:40,281 ‎妳說牠臭臭的,這是真的嗎? 89 00:04:41,032 --> 00:04:41,907 ‎是的 90 00:04:41,991 --> 00:04:43,409 ‎問題32 91 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,165 ‎問題56 92 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:52,126 ‎問題82 93 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:54,879 ‎問題94 94 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:58,090 ‎問題… 95 00:04:58,174 --> 00:05:02,595 ‎好了,卡爾瑪,妳有時間參加今晚的 ‎內哈的99次限時問答嗎? 96 00:05:02,678 --> 00:05:04,388 ‎就在我們的社區中心 97 00:05:05,431 --> 00:05:06,849 ‎當然了,內哈 98 00:05:12,897 --> 00:05:16,233 ‎明天我們是不是有個數學 ‎還是體育的考試? 99 00:05:16,317 --> 00:05:19,904 ‎沒有,我在為重新參加 ‎小尾巴挑戰做準備 100 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:22,865 ‎妳對什麼東西過敏?妳喜不喜歡鳥? 101 00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:26,535 ‎-喜歡蜥蜴嗎? ‎-別再問問題了,小溫 102 00:05:26,619 --> 00:05:30,331 ‎這一整天我都在回答 ‎內哈數不完的問題 103 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:33,084 ‎我知道我答應過會回答她所有的問題 104 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:36,545 ‎但我真的好希望 ‎這個頭號粉絲能讓我喘息一會兒 105 00:05:39,882 --> 00:05:43,010 ‎-抱歉,我來晚了 ‎-沒關係的,我們開始吧 106 00:05:43,094 --> 00:05:46,972 ‎歡迎大家回到《內哈的99問》 107 00:05:47,056 --> 00:05:52,103 ‎卡爾瑪,妳準備好挑戰 ‎內哈的99次限時問答了嗎? 108 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:55,022 ‎-應該吧 ‎-用盡可能快的速度回答 109 00:05:55,106 --> 00:05:58,567 ‎問題95,MC格里茲 ‎還是內莉派特裡奇? 110 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:03,364 ‎-兩位我都喜歡 ‎-好吧 111 00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:06,575 ‎問題96,紫色司康還是… 112 00:06:06,659 --> 00:06:09,829 ‎妳說什麼?抱歉,太餓了 113 00:06:09,912 --> 00:06:11,413 ‎紫色司康還是… 114 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:16,001 ‎-燒烤口味洋芋片? ‎-要來一片嗎? 115 00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:19,672 ‎不用了,謝謝,問題97… 116 00:06:19,755 --> 00:06:22,716 ‎嘿,卡爾瑪,想玩桌上足球嗎? 117 00:06:23,968 --> 00:06:26,387 ‎嘿,我就暫時離開一下 118 00:06:26,470 --> 00:06:28,097 ‎-但我們還沒有完成… ‎-嘿,朋友們,等等我 119 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:29,390 ‎問答挑戰呢 120 00:06:30,099 --> 00:06:32,101 ‎卡爾瑪,那是誰啊? 121 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:35,229 ‎就是個整天纏著我不放的小孩 122 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:36,772 ‎但我要來玩了 123 00:06:39,108 --> 00:06:41,277 ‎這就是八連勝啦 124 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,155 ‎之後見 125 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,701 ‎問題總算是問完了吧 126 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:55,457 ‎嘿,內哈 127 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:58,085 ‎對了,妳昨天晚上去哪了? 128 00:06:58,169 --> 00:07:01,380 ‎妳又不想回答我的問題 ‎所以我就走了啊 129 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:02,631 ‎我… 130 00:07:02,715 --> 00:07:06,510 ‎我只是希望妳能提前告訴我 ‎這樣我就可以去採訪別人了呀 131 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:09,847 ‎可是我已經回答了一整天妳的問題啊 132 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:14,393 ‎我知道,我就是個 ‎整天纏著妳不放的小孩嘛,對吧? 133 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:15,728 ‎不是,我不是那個意思… 134 00:07:15,811 --> 00:07:18,063 ‎聽著,我來就是想告訴妳 135 00:07:18,147 --> 00:07:21,275 ‎我不打算再當這個 ‎卡爾瑪的小尾巴俱樂部的部長了 136 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:23,486 ‎所以我也不要這個了 137 00:07:24,737 --> 00:07:29,909 ‎等等,我這裡有一大堆 ‎卡爾瑪醜醜的嬰兒照想給妳 138 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:35,498 ‎我真的把和內哈的關係搞僵了 139 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:40,920 ‎不知道她是誰,但她很像我 140 00:07:41,003 --> 00:07:43,380 ‎那麼高大,又優秀,是我嗎? 141 00:07:43,464 --> 00:07:45,549 ‎所有這些期待是否要實現? 142 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:48,469 ‎忠實粉絲的領導者,我可以嗎? 143 00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:51,222 ‎只是做我的事,熱愛寫歌 144 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:53,390 ‎從不知道會給別人帶來快樂 145 00:07:53,474 --> 00:07:59,355 ‎從沒想過要當誰的英雄 ‎但打擊使我變得無足輕重 146 00:07:59,438 --> 00:08:01,732 ‎卡爾瑪… 147 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,609 ‎在替妳的粉絲練習簽名嗎? 148 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:06,862 ‎我覺得她再也不想要我的簽名了 149 00:08:08,072 --> 00:08:09,156 ‎內哈很失望 150 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:12,159 ‎因為我沒有認真對待她設計的問答題 151 00:08:12,243 --> 00:08:17,373 ‎看她難過我也很不開心 ‎但是她真的快把我逼急了 152 00:08:17,456 --> 00:08:20,876 ‎-然後發生什麼事了? ‎-她整個人都變了 153 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:24,630 ‎本來她心情不錯也很興奮,可是現在 154 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:28,884 ‎就像敷衍她問題時的我一樣冷漠 155 00:08:28,968 --> 00:08:32,763 ‎而且她還重複了我那些傷人的話 156 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:35,391 ‎現在妳也有一些影響力了,卡爾瑪 157 00:08:35,474 --> 00:08:37,476 ‎有一些人也會崇拜妳 158 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:38,852 ‎但我沒叫他們崇拜我… 159 00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:41,522 ‎可能妳並不總想當他們的英雄 160 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:44,900 ‎但妳可以選擇成為一個 ‎讓自己欣賞的人 161 00:08:44,984 --> 00:08:46,777 ‎那妳想成為什麼樣的人呢? 162 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,738 ‎一個可以激勵其他孩子的人 163 00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:53,450 ‎但我確實還有很大的不足 164 00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:57,955 ‎妳看,我有點看不起 ‎昨天晚上的卡爾瑪 165 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,540 ‎但我相信我可以挽回一切 166 00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:05,337 ‎-嗨,內哈 ‎-妳想幹什麼,卡爾瑪? 167 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:09,341 ‎對於昨天的事情我真的非常抱歉 168 00:09:09,425 --> 00:09:11,927 ‎妳為我花了時間來了解我的音樂 169 00:09:12,011 --> 00:09:14,221 ‎但我卻沒有給妳平等的尊重 170 00:09:14,972 --> 00:09:17,766 ‎-妳那樣真的不太好 ‎-我懂的 171 00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:21,312 ‎但如果可以的話,我想要補償妳 172 00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:23,105 ‎我要表演一首新歌 173 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:26,108 ‎我想請我的頭號粉絲上台跟我合唱 174 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:29,445 ‎天啊,真的嗎?那簡直是我的夢想 175 00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:33,657 ‎這些燒烤口味洋芋片我吃不下去了 176 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:39,330 ‎漢斯伯里的觀眾朋友們好 ‎這裡是《內哈的99問》 177 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:44,376 ‎今天的受邀嘉賓是誰? ‎就是獨一無二的卡爾瑪格蘭特 178 00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:45,669 ‎-好耶 ‎-加油,卡爾瑪 179 00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:48,839 ‎我有我的嗓音,也有我的選擇 180 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,675 ‎寫出好的歌詞,讓我發光發熱 181 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:54,720 ‎現在有了影響力,大家顯而易見 182 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:57,473 ‎強大的權力必須伴隨責任感 183 00:09:57,556 --> 00:10:00,476 ‎所以很抱歉沒認真對待上個環節 184 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:03,520 ‎讓我補償妳,提出妳的問題 185 00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:06,398 ‎問題97,妳最想和誰玩音樂? 186 00:10:06,482 --> 00:10:09,151 ‎搭檔MC格里茲,那就再好不過啦 187 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:11,904 ‎問題98,誰先帶給妳啟發? 188 00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:14,865 ‎寶貝K,全世界她最好 189 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,576 ‎問題99,想對粉絲說什麼? 190 00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:20,287 ‎我會盡我所能唱好歌曲讓你們滿意 191 00:10:20,371 --> 00:10:23,332 ‎但還有件事我必須要說 192 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:26,210 ‎對我的頭號粉絲要說“我愛妳” 193 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:29,004 ‎當我不友好,她依然不離不棄 194 00:10:29,088 --> 00:10:32,007 ‎內哈,我在這裡向妳道歉 195 00:10:32,091 --> 00:10:34,843 ‎雖然我不夠完美,但妳依舊崇拜 196 00:10:34,927 --> 00:10:38,263 ‎要成為厲害的人 ‎實現妳的期待,好耶 197 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,646 ‎這首歌可能是我目前最喜歡的了 198 00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:47,815 ‎不過我有好幾首最喜歡的歌 199 00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:52,945 ‎-比如說有一首歌叫… ‎-等等,內哈,還有一件事 200 00:10:53,028 --> 00:10:55,823 ‎我的粉絲俱樂部還需要一名部長 201 00:10:55,906 --> 00:10:56,865 ‎我可以的 202 00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:59,952 ‎我對卡爾瑪永遠都是有求必應 203 00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:06,583 ‎我的四千位訂閱者肯定會很高興的 204 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,627 ‎等等…妳剛剛是說 205 00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:11,422 ‎妳有四千位訂閱者嗎? 206 00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:11,690 ‎字幕翻譯:魏筱蓁