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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎我也想過不麻煩別人
‎但一個人確實難以完成

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‎我們眾志成城，就絕對可以成功

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‎只要互幫互助，就能糾正錯誤

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‎事實證明，我的存在，無可取代

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‎我說的是我們的整個社區

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‎大家齊心協力，就沒有做不到的事

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‎一人之力無法完成

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‎就讓大家團結一致

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‎你有沒有碰到過
‎沒人願意負責的情況？

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‎別走開，精彩就是現在

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‎-嘿，女孩，妳準備好了嗎？
‎-好了

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‎讓我把耳機…

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‎是我的問題，還是今天的
‎社區中心有點超載啊？

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‎不知道，在我看來
‎每個星期六的社區中心都這樣

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‎我贏了

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‎-我真是太強了
‎-不公平

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‎居委會今天要開會嗎？

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‎那個金屬長椅坐起來屁股一定很冰

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‎我有異議

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‎木製的凳子會有木刺
‎會出其不意傷到人的

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‎克勞夫德先生的西洋棋課…

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‎好，我要從H3走到E7
‎現在妳沒轍了吧？

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‎-將軍
‎-等等

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‎歡迎大家來聽我的演講

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‎本次的主題是
‎如何打下成功的商業基石

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‎沒錯，基斯打下的基石

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‎首先，第一條規則是“始保思”

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‎始終保持思考狀態

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‎-基斯什麼時候還開商業課了？
‎-對啊

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‎正如你所見
‎這裡承載了社區的一切活動

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‎只有你想不到，沒有社區中心辦…

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‎-克萊西才是最棒的
‎-嘿

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‎卡爾瑪

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‎我知道妳為什麼來
‎妳可以擁有我的親筆簽名

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‎沒有人想要你的鬼畫符，克萊西

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‎我們預約了
‎今天下午的舞台，看到了嗎？

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‎我的大名

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‎說到鬼畫符
‎我倒是覺得這看起來是“卡瑪爾”

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‎這寫的是卡爾瑪

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‎-卡爾瑪
‎-是我先來的

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‎-妳從來沒有讓我用過這個舞台
‎-如果你想用，那就早點預約啊

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‎怎麼這麼臭？

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‎-不是我弄的
‎-也不是我

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‎不，也不是我

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‎-我們走
‎-快走

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‎這下應該安全了

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‎不好了

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‎第二條規則…

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‎我的酸黃瓜片啊

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‎快跑啊

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‎快跑，孩子們，小命要緊

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‎-馬特奧，你不能回去
‎-但我還沒…

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‎存檔

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‎-大家都出來，快
‎-別讓味道擴散出來，關門

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‎-那是什麼味道啊？
‎-聞起來像臭腳

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‎上面還加了臭雞蛋

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‎臭鼬吃了之後，放了個屁…

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‎行了，大家都知道很臭
‎但我們要怎麼辦呢？

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‎-不知道
‎-也許會自己散掉的

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‎來吧，朋友們，我們必須做點什麼

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‎我們必須回去，弄清楚為什麼那麼臭

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‎然後把臭味消除掉

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‎-好
‎-好耶

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‎妳可真熱心，卡爾瑪

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‎我相信妳絕對能很快把這裡
‎收拾得像玫瑰花海一樣，香噴噴的

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‎我？就我一個人？

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‎但一個人根本不夠…

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‎對不起，卡爾瑪

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‎我也很想來幫忙，但是…

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‎那個味道實在是太重了

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‎我的家族有遺傳性鼻炎

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‎等等，等一下，我從來沒有說過…

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‎-規則三…
‎-基斯

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‎-你會來幫忙的，對嗎？
‎-不可能

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‎不過超級吸盤可以借給妳用

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‎我說到哪裡了？

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‎我來幫忙

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‎你來？

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‎-真的嗎？
‎-當然了

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‎一切都是為了中心，對嗎？

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‎好吧，計畫是這樣的

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‎先去檢查幾個潛在的臭味源頭
‎垃圾桶、廁所

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‎然後我們再去
‎查看一下午餐桌和儲物箱

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‎別囉唆了，卡爾瑪，看我的吧

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‎這個寶貝會打掃得一乾二淨的

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‎克萊西，你得按照計畫行事

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‎克萊西是個英雄，他是個英雄

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‎克萊西是英雄，卡爾瑪是狗熊

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‎我編了一首主題曲

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‎我是一個英雄

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‎不

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‎我謝謝妳啊，卡爾瑪

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‎我早就說了，妳的計畫行不通

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‎什麼？那是因為你沒有
‎按照我的計畫行事

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‎不過算了

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‎要檢查的地方太多了

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‎還沒等我們檢查完…

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‎就要被熏死了

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‎得讓大家回來幫忙

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‎他們都在第一時間逃跑了

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‎妳憑什麼認為他們會回來？

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‎我曾經說服過鄰居們

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‎所以我想再試一試

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‎那個臭味不是我弄出來的

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‎但你是社區中心的負責人
‎克勞夫德先生

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‎-你難道不應該幫…
‎-聞到那種氣味，還怎麼開派對

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‎這裡的無線網路訊號也太差了

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‎嘿，你們小心點，這邊在上西洋棋課

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‎在足球場上課？

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‎不然呢？現在中心已經完了
‎我們還能去哪裡？

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‎薩比亞，妳不想回到中心嗎？

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‎我當然想
‎但那臭味也不是我們弄出來的

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‎我們憑什麼清理

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‎妳問過斯科特廚師嗎？

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‎有時他早餐會吃豆子

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‎-借過
‎-您也經常去中心吧

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‎-難道您就不想幫忙…
‎-對不起，卡爾瑪

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‎但我也不打算負責

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‎不如去問問他們呢？

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‎這種事不應該是居委會管嗎？

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‎這不歸我管，問問居委會主席吧

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‎沒錯

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‎等等，您不是居委會主席嗎？

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‎對哦

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‎喂，小心點

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‎那麼到底誰來負責
‎處理中心的事情呢？

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‎規則一直是

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‎誰惹出來的麻煩，誰來收拾

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‎所以不管是誰弄的
‎都要他自己清理乾淨

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‎好耶

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‎-抱歉
‎-好耶

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‎快來

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‎不要啊…

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‎-那是別人的責任
‎-抱歉，不關我的事

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‎天啊

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‎沒有社區中心，事情簡直一團糟

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‎但沒有人願意承擔責任

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‎苦活、累活、髒活，都沒人願意做

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‎沒有人願意幫忙
‎他們只想把責任推到別人身上

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‎這是大家的問題，我們應該在意

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‎我們熱愛並共享的地方，社區中心

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‎我們分享悲傷，也分享快樂

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‎如何能團結起來？不要區分你我

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‎我們要把責任扛在肩上
‎請大家共同擔當

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‎等等，我知道該怎麼做

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‎卡爾瑪？回神了，卡爾瑪

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‎妳這就放棄了？
‎不用擔心，我知道這玩意怎麼用了

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‎把它關掉

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‎這個發明什麼用都沒有，克萊西

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‎但我知道什麼有用

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‎我們必須提醒大家，掃除社區中心

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‎不是某一個人的責任
‎而是我們所有人的

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‎好吧，大家知道我們互相看不順眼

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‎這一點無庸置疑

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‎所以如果他們看到我們都能一起合作

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‎就會知道事情嚴重了

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‎一個社區

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‎就要有一個社區的樣子，對吧？

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‎我們兩人勢單力薄
‎現在需要大家來社區中心幫忙

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‎所有人
‎還需要我一個一個求你們嗎？

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‎現在連我都無法否認克萊西的話

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‎我們都無比想念，一切與以往不同
‎沒有舞蹈，沒有音樂

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‎沒有遊戲

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‎每個人都有責任，讓我們努力承擔

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‎彎腰好好清理這些髒亂

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‎裡面難以呼吸，裡面臭氣熏天

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‎有你們的幫助
‎那我們一定能度過難關

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‎辛格老師，請你也來一起分擔

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‎嘿，溫斯頓和斯維奇
‎我需要我的夥伴

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‎馬特奧和梅根，跟我們去現場

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‎克里斯和黛米雷，快來一起幫忙

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‎我們團結一致，感受責任的重量

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‎必須讓社區中心，恢復往日的清香

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‎大家齊心協力，就沒有做不到的事

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‎一人之力無法完成

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‎就讓大家團結一致

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‎大家齊心協力，就沒有做不到的事

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‎一人之力無法完成
‎就讓大家團結一致

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‎好了，我們按照計畫，一起努力

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‎否則那臭味會毀了大家最愛的地方

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‎我們不能袖手旁觀，對不對？

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‎-不能
‎-不能

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‎讓我們衝進去
‎一起找到那股臭味的源頭

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‎好了，來吧

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‎往左一點，好的，再來一點

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‎湯米，E7

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‎梅根，H3

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‎臭味在哪裡？

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‎也不是這裡

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‎好臭，更臭了

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‎這裡最臭

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‎誰能來這裡幫我一下嗎？

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00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:06,190
‎-好的
‎-來了

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00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:08,233
‎來吧

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00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,155
‎好噁心

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00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:16,533
‎少校？這是你弄的？

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00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:17,785
‎-拜託，少校
‎-少校

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00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:18,911
‎少校啊

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‎所以我才比較喜歡貓

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‎這些垃圾看起來很熟悉

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00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:26,418
‎酸黃瓜片？基斯？

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00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:32,091
‎那是我們的果汁盒
‎好像有些垃圾是我的

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00:10:32,174 --> 00:10:33,175
‎那個是我的

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‎我居然會亂扔垃圾

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‎還有妳的呢，卡爾瑪？

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‎所以罪魁禍首是…我們所有人？

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00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:43,102
‎沒錯，妳是對的

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‎-好啊
‎-好耶，卡爾瑪，克萊西

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‎太好了，各位

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‎-我覺得是他的臭味
‎-得去洗澡了

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‎老兄，你得好好沖洗一下了

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‎妳不也是嗎？

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