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‎NETFLIX 剧集

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‎热爱家庭的朋友请跟我一起歌唱

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‎我爱的我家

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‎或许我们并不完美
‎但完美的家庭在我眼中就是这样

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‎我爱妈妈、爸爸、少校还有老弟基斯

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‎我爱的我家

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‎如果你也同意 就拍拍手 跺跺脚

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‎没错

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‎你有没有对家人

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‎无法开口的时候？

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‎别走开 精彩就是现在

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‎好吧 看来我们上一季度赚了65美分

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‎一个网球还有四袋腌黄瓜片

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‎但是你全吃光了

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‎这是不是就不用记了？

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‎干吗？我在算基斯格兰特公司
‎年度营业税呢

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‎等等 不行 少校

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‎你给我回来！

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‎小心点

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‎嘿 亲爱的 特制汉堡坯子去哪了？

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‎-你不是说你去拿了吗？
‎-你不是说你拿吗？

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‎-没有 根本不是这么回事
‎-野餐还得用呢 丽丽

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‎你说你…

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‎天啊 你爸爸
‎简直对汉堡坯子有执念啊

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‎他们经常为这种
‎鸡毛蒜皮的小事吵个不停

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‎我爸爸想在这周野营的时候搞个大的

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‎对待烧烤 他可从来都是认真的

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‎嘿 说起这个 你到时候也来吧

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‎-太好了 我一定来
‎-太棒啦

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‎我实在是不想写这个作文了

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‎要不要写数学作业换换脑子？

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‎好啊

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‎不 不要再来一次啊

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‎我明明带了数学书

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‎我肯定是把它落在爸爸家了

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‎别担心 一起看我的

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‎谢了 卡尔玛

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‎我不是把东西落在妈妈家就是爸爸家

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‎听着就很烦

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‎是啊 有时候确实很烦
‎无论大事小事…

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‎所有事他们都能吵起来

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‎不过离婚之后就好多了

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‎妈妈爸爸已经不怎么会吵架了

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‎-我当时正在挑西红柿
‎-不 丽丽 我还特意说过…

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‎我的父母说过 他们从来不吵隔夜架

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‎我爸妈憋着一肚子火睡觉
‎可是常有的事情

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‎不过我也说了 现在好多了

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‎没关系 我爱你

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‎我也爱你

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‎好了 格兰特家的孩子们

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‎本周末我们就要迎来
‎一年一度的野餐了

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‎有谁很兴奋？

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‎-我！
‎-我！

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‎众所周知 我可是集热场、烧烤

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‎帅气、慢炖、 腌制

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‎为一身的顶级野餐之王

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‎我又去了一趟超市

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‎买了汉堡肉、汉堡坯子

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‎还从社区花园里弄了一大堆蔬菜

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‎这次野餐绝对会非常棒的

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‎别坏 可千万别坏

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‎冰箱坏了

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‎-我去打电话找人来修
‎-我就能修

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‎给我两分钟

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‎丽丽 这哪能等啊

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‎野餐的食材万一不新鲜了呢？

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‎别担心 康拉德
‎现在给我腾腾地方 我要干活了

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‎-这点问题两分钟就搞定了
‎-这话你之前也说过

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‎不过呢 我们还是得
‎把容易坏的食物先吃掉

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‎请把巧克力脆片冰淇淋给我解决吧

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‎我愿意帮助家里分担困难

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‎真的吗？你想得美

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‎-要不就给你点冷冻青豆吧？
‎-讨厌

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‎-我们得尽快把冰箱修好 丽丽
‎-我都说了 我能修好

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‎康拉德 你就信我这一回吧！

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‎无论大事小事
‎所有事他们都能吵起来

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‎没事的 夫妻哪有隔夜仇？

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‎明早的时候他们会和好的

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‎-早上好啊 亲爱的家人…
‎-丽丽 想想我那美味的汉堡

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‎能不能找个人来把冰箱修好啊？

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‎我就是那个人啊

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‎不能再用冷藏箱了 这太烧钱了

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‎找修理工纯粹才是浪费钱

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‎我肯定能把冰箱修好

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‎我从来没见过他们俩吵这么久过

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‎都说好没有隔夜仇的

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‎他们都没做到

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‎我一直觉得自己拥有美满的家庭

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‎可现在实际情况却大相径庭

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‎那些争吵让我困扰让我感到忧心忡忡

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‎是的 我是真的觉得扎心

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‎不！

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‎不能再这么下去了

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‎即将展开父母破冰行动

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‎-准备好了吗？
‎-准备好了

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‎妈妈！爸爸！

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‎快下来！

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‎-来了
‎-怎么了？

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‎这是怎么回事啊？

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‎我这是进错家门了？

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‎请入座

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‎好吧 你们想干什么？

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‎吃了这顿饭 我们要付出什么？

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‎我们只是想
‎让你们吃一顿浪漫的晚餐！

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‎美味的浓缩橙汁登场了
‎是我亲自去冰箱冷藏区里挑选的

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‎当然 是多加了果粒的 完美

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‎这些是从花园里摘的？

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‎怎么还有虫子？？

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‎今天我们准备了花生酱配果冻三明治
‎浓稠绵密的花生酱

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‎采购自杂货店

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‎有机葡萄果冻则是来自碗橱

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‎你们两个小机灵鬼

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‎让我们为这对伉俪拍一张照片吧

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‎很好

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‎什么？

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‎丽丽 拜托了
‎是时候找个专业人员来看看了

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‎你的意思是我是个半吊子？

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‎你对维修冰箱确实不怎么在行

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‎这个法子没用

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‎汉堡就只能放在坏掉的冰箱里

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‎真不敢相信 他们居然还在吵

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‎他们万一离…

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‎事情的严重程度远远超出了想象

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‎尽管担心但我却不知所措

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‎我承认自己害怕去询问

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‎因为我害怕的事可能会成真

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‎我要抓到你了 少校

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‎打到你啦

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‎拜托 卡尔玛 你倒是认真点啊

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‎又被我打到了 你好？

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‎你还在吗 卡尔玛？

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‎我爸妈昨晚吵了好几个小时

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‎他们之前从来都是会在睡前和好的
‎可是这都已经吵了好几天了

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‎他们要离…

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‎离婚了

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‎我该怎么办啊？

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‎我很抱歉 卡尔玛

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‎你有试过跟他们聊聊吗？

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‎没有 如果我起了头
‎他们肯定又会吵起来

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‎那不就是添乱了吗？

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‎而且你看
‎基斯和少校都已经这么难过了

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‎我可没看出来

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‎而且你的父母可能也没什么事

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‎嘿 丽丽 你带芝士了吗？

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‎芝士？康拉德 你开玩笑呢？

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‎-我不是让你装好吗？
‎-什么？

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‎停 你们别吵了

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‎别吵架了 你们不能分开

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‎我不想让我的家庭四分五裂

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‎求求你们 别吵了

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‎-宝贝
‎-卡明星 回来

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‎他们果真要离婚 要分开各自生活

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‎可这对我们的家庭又意味着什么？

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‎为什么要我和基斯来面对这一切？

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‎从现在起
‎我们的每一天都将会充满失落

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‎哭吧 少校 尽情哭吧

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‎-你们嚎什么？
‎-我们难过啊

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‎爸妈要离婚了 以前的日子回不去了

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‎-我可不想打扫两间屋子
‎-嘿

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‎嘿 无论发生什么 我们还有彼此呢

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‎-谢天谢地
‎-你找到她了 基斯

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‎说说吧 到底怎么了

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‎斯维奇说她爸妈离婚前就经常吵架

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‎咱们家冰箱坏了 你们也一直吵来着

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‎我们很害怕你们也会离婚

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‎亲爱的 我们不会离婚

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‎有时候爸爸妈妈确实会吵架

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‎比如为了汉堡坯子、账单
‎甚至可能还有烦人的冰箱

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‎可是吵架也是尽量心平气和去讲道理

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‎可能我们最近是处理得不太恰当

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‎吓到你们两个宝贝了

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‎可是你们既然担心 怎么不说呢？

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‎我知道我应该说出来

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‎可是我怕万一说出来

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‎又应验了呢？

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‎我理解你的感受 但是可不能这么想

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‎是不是说出来感觉好多了？

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‎是啊 大声说出来
‎感觉其实也没多吓人

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‎永远不要害怕对爸爸妈妈
‎说出你真实的想法

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‎就算是我们两个的事

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‎这世上没有什么完美的家庭

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‎我们会吵架、会争论…

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‎一说到烧烤就大惊小怪

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‎我的汉堡能为自己证明

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‎“是你们真觉得好吃
‎还是只有我觉得自己好吃？”

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‎我们约定好

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‎一定要对彼此坦诚 好吗？

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‎-我保证
‎-没问题

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‎一定

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‎自然！

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‎来吧 抱一个 基斯

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‎虽然没有家庭是十全十美
‎但所有家庭都是特别珍贵

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‎没错

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‎每个家庭其实都是那么独特

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‎难免磕磕绊绊

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‎说开了就会发现这些问题
‎其实都没有什么

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‎人生会有上坡当然也就会有下坡
‎只要有家人你就再也不会感到难过

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‎妈妈、爸爸、基斯、少校
‎拥抱不同才是家庭和睦的选择

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‎猜猜我们在意什么
‎当然是更多爱意更多欢乐

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‎热爱家庭的朋友请跟我一起歌唱

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‎我爱的我家

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‎如果你也同意 就拍拍手 跺跺脚

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‎你说得对 你真的是野餐之王 爸爸

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‎-跟在唱歌一样
‎-这就是我们的专属歌曲 丽丽

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‎卡尔玛 这又是哪一出啊？

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‎不知道 随他们去吧

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‎字幕翻译：张欣怡