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‎熱愛家庭的朋友請跟我一起歌唱

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‎我愛我的家

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‎或許我們並不完美
‎但完美的家庭在我眼中就是這樣

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‎我愛媽媽、爸爸、少校還有老弟基斯

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‎我愛我的家

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‎如果你也同意，就拍拍手，跺跺腳

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‎沒錯

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‎你有沒有對家人

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‎無法開口的時候？

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‎別走開，精彩就是現在

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‎好吧，看來我們上一季賺了65美分

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‎一個網球還有四袋酸黃瓜片

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‎但是你全吃光了

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‎這是不是就不用記了？

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‎幹嘛？我在算基斯格蘭特公司
‎年度營業稅呢

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‎等等，不行

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‎少校，你給我回來

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‎小心點

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‎嘿，親愛的，特製漢堡麵包去哪了？

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‎-你不是說你去拿了嗎？
‎-妳不是說妳拿嗎？

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‎-沒有…根本不是這麼回事
‎-野餐還得用呢，莉莉

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‎妳說妳…

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‎天啊，妳爸爸
‎簡直對漢堡麵包有執念啊

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‎他們經常為這種
‎雞毛蒜皮的小事吵個不停

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‎我爸爸在準備這週末的盛大野餐

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‎對待燒烤，他可從來都是認真的

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‎嘿，說到這個，妳到時候也來吧

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‎-太好了，我一定來
‎-太棒啦

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‎我實在是不想寫這個作文了

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‎要不要換寫數學作業？

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‎好啊

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‎不…不要再來一次啊

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‎我明明帶了數學課本

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‎我肯定是把它忘在爸爸家了

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‎別擔心，一起看我的

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‎謝了，卡爾瑪

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‎我不是把東西忘在媽媽家就是爸爸家

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‎聽起來就很煩

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‎是啊，有時候確實很煩
‎無論大事小事

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‎所有事他們都能吵起來

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‎不過離婚之後就好多了

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‎媽媽和爸爸已經不怎麼會吵架了

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‎-我當時正在挑番茄
‎-不，莉莉，我還特別說過…

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‎我的父母說過，他們從來不吵隔夜架

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‎我爸媽憋著一肚子火睡覺
‎可是常有的事情

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‎不過我也說了，現在好多了

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‎沒關係，我愛你

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‎我也愛妳

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‎好了，格蘭特家的孩子們

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‎本週末我們就要迎來
‎一年一度的野餐了

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‎有誰很興奮？

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‎-我…
‎-我…

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‎眾所周知，我可是集暖場、燒烤

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‎帥氣、慢燉、醃製

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‎為一身的頂級野餐之王

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‎我又去了一趟超市

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‎買了漢堡肉、漢堡麵包

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‎還從社區花園裡弄了一大堆蔬菜

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‎這次野餐絕對會非常棒的

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‎別壞，可千萬別壞

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‎冰箱壞了

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‎-我去打電話找人來修
‎-我就能修

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‎給我兩分鐘

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‎莉莉，這哪能等啊

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‎野餐的食材萬一不新鮮了呢？

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‎別擔心，康拉德
‎現在騰出空間給我，我要幹活了

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‎-這點問題兩分鐘就搞定了
‎-這話妳之前也說過

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‎不過呢，我們還是得
‎把容易壞的食物先吃掉

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‎請把巧克力脆片冰淇淋給我解決吧

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‎我願意幫助家裡分擔困難

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‎真的嗎？你想得美

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‎-要不就給你點冷凍青豆吧？
‎-討厭

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‎我們得盡快把冰箱修好

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‎-拜託，莉莉
‎-我都說了我能修好

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‎康拉德，你就信我這一回吧

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‎無論大事小事
‎所有事他們都能吵起來

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‎沒事的，夫妻哪有隔夜仇？

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‎明早的時候他們會和好的

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‎-早安啊，親愛的家人…
‎-莉莉，想想我那美味的漢堡

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‎能不能找個人來把冰箱修好啊？

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‎我就是那個人啊

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‎不能再用冷藏箱了，這太燒錢了

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‎找修理工才是浪費錢

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‎我肯定能把冰箱修好

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‎我從來沒見過他們倆吵這麼久過

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‎都說好沒有隔夜仇的

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‎他們都沒做到

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‎我一直覺得自己擁有美滿的家庭

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‎但現在實際情況卻大相徑庭

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‎那些爭吵讓我困擾
‎讓我感到憂心忡忡

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‎是的，我是真的覺得傷心

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‎不

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‎不能再這麼下去了

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‎即將展開父母破冰行動

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‎-準備好了嗎？
‎-準備好了

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‎媽媽，爸爸

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‎快下來好嗎？

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‎-來了
‎-怎麼了？

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‎這是怎麼回事啊？

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‎我這是進錯家門了？

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‎請入座

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‎好吧，你們想幹什麼？

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‎吃了這頓飯，我們要付出什麼？

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‎我們只是想讓你們吃一頓浪漫的晚餐

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‎美味的濃縮柳橙汁登場了
‎是我親自去冰箱冷藏區裡挑選的

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‎當然，是多加了果粒的，完美

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‎這些是從花園裡摘的？

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‎怎麼還有蟲子？

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‎今天我們準備了花生醬配果醬三明治

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‎濃稠綿密的花生醬

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‎採購自雜貨店

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‎有機葡萄果醬則是來自碗櫥

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‎你們兩個小機靈鬼

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‎讓我們為這對伉儷拍一張照片吧

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‎很好

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‎什麼？

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‎莉莉，拜託了
‎是時候找個專業人員來看看了

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‎你的意思是我是個半吊子？

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‎妳對維修冰箱確實不怎麼在行

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‎這個方法沒用

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‎做漢堡，冰箱卻壞了

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‎真不敢相信，他們居然還在吵

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‎他們萬一離…

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‎事情的嚴重程度遠遠超出了想像

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‎儘管擔心但我卻不知所措

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‎我承認自己害怕去詢問

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‎因為我害怕的事可能會成真

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‎我要抓到你了，少校

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‎打到妳啦

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‎拜託，卡爾瑪，妳認真一點好嗎？

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‎又被我打到了，妳好？

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‎妳還在嗎，卡爾瑪？

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‎我爸媽昨晚吵了好幾個小時

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‎他們之前從來都是會在睡前和好的

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‎可是這都已經吵了好幾天了

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‎他們要離…

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‎離婚了

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‎我該怎麼辦啊？

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‎我很抱歉，卡爾瑪

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‎妳有試過跟他們聊聊嗎？

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‎沒有，如果我起了頭
‎他們肯定又會吵起來

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‎那不就只會讓事情更糟嗎？

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‎而且妳看
‎基斯和少校都已經這麼難過了

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‎我可沒看出來

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‎而且妳的父母可能也沒什麼事

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‎嘿，莉莉，妳帶起司了嗎？

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‎起司？康拉德，你開玩笑吧？

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‎-我不是叫你裝好嗎？
‎-什麼？

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‎停，你們別吵了

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‎別吵架了，你們不能分開

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‎我不想讓我的家庭四分五裂

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‎求求你們，別吵了

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‎-寶貝
‎-卡明星，回來

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‎他們果真要離婚，要分開各自生活

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‎但這對我們的家庭又意味著什麼？

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‎為什麼要我和基斯來面對這一切？

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‎從現在起
‎我們的每一天都將會充滿失落

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‎哭吧，少校，盡情哭吧

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‎-你們在叫什麼？
‎-我們很難過啊

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‎爸媽要離婚了，以前的日子回不去了

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‎我可不想打掃兩間屋子

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‎嘿，無論發生什麼，我們還有彼此呢

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‎-謝天謝地
‎-你找到她了，基斯

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‎說說吧，到底怎麼了？

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‎斯維奇說她爸媽離婚前就經常吵架

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‎我們家冰箱壞了，你們就一直吵架

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‎我們很害怕你們也會離婚

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‎親愛的，我們不會離婚

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‎有時候爸爸媽媽確實會吵架

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‎比如為了漢堡麵包、帳單

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‎甚至可能還有煩人的冰箱

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‎可是吵架也是盡量心平氣和去講道理

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‎可能我們最近是處理得不太恰當

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‎嚇到你們兩個寶貝了

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‎可是你們既然擔心，怎麼不說呢？

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‎我知道我應該說出來

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‎可是我怕萬一說出來

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‎又應驗了呢？

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‎我理解妳的感受，但是可不能這麼想

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‎說出來是不是感覺好多了？

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‎是啊，大聲說出來
‎感覺其實也沒多嚇人

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‎永遠不要害怕對爸爸媽媽
‎說出妳真實的想法

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‎就算是我們兩個的事

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‎這世上沒有什麼完美的家庭

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‎我們會吵架、會爭論…

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‎一說到燒烤就大驚小怪

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‎我的漢堡能為自己證明

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‎“是你們真覺得好吃
‎還是只有我覺得自己好吃？”

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‎我們約定好

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‎一定要對彼此坦誠，好嗎？

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‎-我保證
‎-沒問題

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‎一定

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‎“當然”

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‎來吧，抱一個，基斯

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‎雖然沒有家庭是十全十美
‎但所有家庭都是特別珍貴

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‎沒錯

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‎每個家庭其實都是那麼獨特

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‎難免會有爭執

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‎說開了就會發現這些問題
‎其實都沒有什麼

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‎人生會有上坡當然也就會有下坡

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‎只要有家人你就再也不會感到難過

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‎媽媽、爸爸、基斯、少校
‎擁抱不同才是家庭和睦的選擇

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‎猜猜我們在意什麼
‎當然是更多愛意、更多歡樂

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‎熱愛家庭的朋友請跟我一起歌唱

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‎我愛我的家

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‎如果你也同意，就拍拍手，跺跺腳

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‎你說得對…你真的是野餐之王，爸爸

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‎-跟在唱歌一樣
‎-這就是我們的專屬歌曲

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‎卡爾瑪，這又是哪一齣啊？

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‎不知道，隨他們去吧

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