1 00:00:12,126 --> 00:00:14,543 ["For the Girls" by Hayley Kiyoko plays] 2 00:00:17,209 --> 00:00:20,459 ♪ Ten out of ten, all in a line ♪ 3 00:00:20,543 --> 00:00:24,001 ♪ The air sweet when we're passing by Yeah, ooh… ♪ 4 00:00:24,084 --> 00:00:26,584 [girl 1] In high school, they say the best measure of success 5 00:00:26,668 --> 00:00:30,001 is, like, the clique you run with or the accolades you receive. 6 00:00:30,584 --> 00:00:32,793 But my metric is a little different. 7 00:00:32,876 --> 00:00:35,959 You wanna you know how you can tell when you've really reached the top? 8 00:00:36,668 --> 00:00:38,959 When someone wants to destroy you. 9 00:00:40,001 --> 00:00:41,793 ♪ Summer's for the girls… ♪ 10 00:00:41,876 --> 00:00:43,418 Who wants a bite of me? 11 00:00:43,501 --> 00:00:45,793 [girl 1] Trick question. Everyone wanted a bite of me. 12 00:00:45,876 --> 00:00:47,418 I know. So ominous. 13 00:00:47,501 --> 00:00:51,001 You're probably like, "Why is she talking in riddles when her life looks perfect?" 14 00:00:51,084 --> 00:00:53,959 Listen, babe, in this story, nothing is as it seems. 15 00:00:54,043 --> 00:00:54,876 Bitch! 16 00:00:54,959 --> 00:00:56,501 [girl 1 on video] What's up, Teen Vogue? 17 00:00:56,584 --> 00:00:59,459 I'd give my left and right tit to be Drea Torres. 18 00:00:59,543 --> 00:01:01,043 Of course she's the Rosehill student 19 00:01:01,126 --> 00:01:02,918 that made it onto the Teen Vogue Next Gen list. 20 00:01:03,001 --> 00:01:03,959 And she's only a junior. 21 00:01:04,043 --> 00:01:06,709 God, Arianna, you sound like you wanna wear her skin. 22 00:01:06,793 --> 00:01:08,751 She has amazing skin. 23 00:01:08,834 --> 00:01:11,459 She think we don't know Tara paid for this party? 24 00:01:11,543 --> 00:01:13,209 I bet she only got on that list 25 00:01:13,293 --> 00:01:15,251 because she goes to Rosehill on scholarship. 26 00:01:15,334 --> 00:01:18,168 Sage. You're not trying to diminish the hard work 27 00:01:18,251 --> 00:01:20,459 of a fellow woman of color, are you? 28 00:01:21,376 --> 00:01:22,543 Cupcake? 29 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:24,584 [Sage scoffs] 30 00:01:25,543 --> 00:01:28,334 -My girls and I are all about positivity… -[gasps] Ooh! 31 00:01:28,418 --> 00:01:31,668 Oh my God. You are at peak powers tonight. 32 00:01:31,751 --> 00:01:33,501 I love you. I'm gagged. 33 00:01:33,584 --> 00:01:35,876 I love you, and I love this party. 34 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:37,626 Do you think I did too much? 35 00:01:38,126 --> 00:01:41,043 ♪ The girls that like girls The girls that like boys… ♪ 36 00:01:41,126 --> 00:01:44,001 No. It's all really understated. 37 00:01:44,084 --> 00:01:44,959 You're right. 38 00:01:46,168 --> 00:01:49,376 We have a slight problem. Allegra the Instagram witch is saying 39 00:01:49,459 --> 00:01:51,251 she saw you buy your dress at Salvation Army. 40 00:01:52,168 --> 00:01:54,834 -What? -She knows you can't afford anything else. 41 00:01:54,918 --> 00:01:56,126 And listen, we love you, 42 00:01:56,209 --> 00:01:58,543 and we think it's chic and eco that you thrift. 43 00:01:58,626 --> 00:02:01,334 -We don't care that your mom is a-- -Stop talking. 44 00:02:01,418 --> 00:02:02,459 Yep. All right. 45 00:02:02,543 --> 00:02:04,959 Do you want me to push her in the pool, light her hair on fire? 46 00:02:05,043 --> 00:02:07,793 Oh my God, Meghan! Why is it always your first instinct 47 00:02:07,876 --> 00:02:09,209 to light someone's hair on fire? 48 00:02:09,293 --> 00:02:11,459 -[Meghan] Why isn't it yours? -No. Okay? 49 00:02:11,543 --> 00:02:13,918 No, Meghan. We're gonna deal with this elegantly 50 00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:17,209 and tell her to pack up her Ouija board and go. Okay? 51 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:18,709 We need Elliot. 52 00:02:18,793 --> 00:02:19,918 Elliot! 53 00:02:21,876 --> 00:02:22,876 Who summons me? 54 00:02:22,959 --> 00:02:24,376 Tell Allegra to leave. 55 00:02:26,418 --> 00:02:28,959 Why do I always gotta be the vibe killer? Let Meghan do it. 56 00:02:29,043 --> 00:02:32,376 -She likes choosing violence. -No. No one is choosing violence. 57 00:02:33,876 --> 00:02:36,793 I think it's time I make a toast. 58 00:02:36,876 --> 00:02:39,084 -Yeah. Tara, gather everyone. -[Tara] Mm-hmm. 59 00:02:39,168 --> 00:02:40,334 I'm gonna freshen up. 60 00:02:40,418 --> 00:02:41,459 Come on, ladies. 61 00:02:42,126 --> 00:02:43,584 You're getting crumbs all over me. 62 00:02:43,668 --> 00:02:44,501 Damn it! 63 00:02:45,001 --> 00:02:47,001 ♪ The girls, the girls, the girls ♪ 64 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:51,209 [Drea] If you haven't already gleaned, my friends were born into this life, 65 00:02:51,293 --> 00:02:53,543 but I was more DIY. 66 00:02:53,626 --> 00:02:56,543 And before you judge me for caring about status, 67 00:02:56,626 --> 00:02:58,584 everyone cares about status. 68 00:02:58,668 --> 00:03:01,376 I just knew how to turn the dream into reality. 69 00:03:01,459 --> 00:03:04,084 In this moment, I finally felt like I belonged. 70 00:03:04,168 --> 00:03:08,543 I spent 17 years meticulously curating the perfect life. 71 00:03:08,626 --> 00:03:11,626 And now that I had it, no one was going to take it away from me. 72 00:03:11,709 --> 00:03:15,918 ["Do You Know (What It Takes)" by Robyn plays] 73 00:03:16,001 --> 00:03:17,334 [crowd cheers and applauds] 74 00:03:19,043 --> 00:03:20,626 Clap more. Clap more. 75 00:03:21,209 --> 00:03:22,084 Stop! 76 00:03:23,501 --> 00:03:26,251 Thank you so much to everyone for being here. 77 00:03:26,334 --> 00:03:30,709 And thank you to Tara for throwing me this gorgeous party. 78 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:33,043 -You're welcome. -[Drea] Yes, yes. 79 00:03:33,126 --> 00:03:36,543 And Meghan, Miss Editor Extraordinaire, 80 00:03:36,626 --> 00:03:40,084 this Thorn piece means so much to me. Really. 81 00:03:40,584 --> 00:03:42,793 [crowd cheers] 82 00:03:42,876 --> 00:03:46,418 So, I actually wanted to take this opportunity to, um… 83 00:03:47,209 --> 00:03:49,584 Actually, Allegra? Where's Allegra? 84 00:03:52,543 --> 00:03:53,543 Over here. 85 00:03:54,251 --> 00:03:55,084 [crowd cheers] 86 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:59,626 Hey, babe. You look incredible tonight, really. 87 00:03:59,709 --> 00:04:04,334 I love your little spider hat thing. It's so… big. 88 00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:08,501 So, Allegra and I have been working on this really cool project. 89 00:04:08,584 --> 00:04:11,001 Oh my God. No. Wait. Don't film me. Film Allegra. 90 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:14,501 So, after telling her about my church's clothing drive, 91 00:04:14,584 --> 00:04:16,168 she generously pledged 92 00:04:16,251 --> 00:04:21,959 to donate her entire wardrobe to low-income women in need. 93 00:04:22,043 --> 00:04:26,168 -[crowd cheers] -Tomorrow, at the Salvation Army. 94 00:04:26,251 --> 00:04:29,834 But everybody give it up for Allegra. Right? 95 00:04:29,918 --> 00:04:32,168 -Yeah! -Mmm. Oh, stop. 96 00:04:32,251 --> 00:04:34,793 Love you, boo. So proud to know you. 97 00:04:36,709 --> 00:04:37,959 I love you, Drea! 98 00:04:38,043 --> 00:04:39,168 [boy] So do I. 99 00:04:41,584 --> 00:04:42,459 Hey, Dre. 100 00:04:43,376 --> 00:04:45,876 Apologies for my lateness, everybody. 101 00:04:45,959 --> 00:04:49,376 I was just putting the finishing touches on my surprise. We good, Elliot? 102 00:04:49,459 --> 00:04:50,834 -Oh, absolutely, man. -Oh? 103 00:04:50,918 --> 00:04:52,418 In three, two… 104 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:53,959 [fireworks explode] 105 00:04:54,043 --> 00:04:58,251 ♪ That you always will be around ♪ 106 00:04:58,334 --> 00:05:02,043 ♪ Always be around ♪ 107 00:05:02,126 --> 00:05:05,584 ♪ Do you know what it takes to love me? ♪ 108 00:05:05,668 --> 00:05:07,543 -Everybody… -[chuckles] 109 00:05:09,251 --> 00:05:14,084 …let's all raise our glasses to Drea Torres and to her bright future. 110 00:05:14,168 --> 00:05:16,334 [cheers] Yeah, Drea! 111 00:05:17,876 --> 00:05:20,834 -[crowd cheers] -[fireworks explode] 112 00:05:22,501 --> 00:05:23,501 [laughs] Thank you. 113 00:05:24,668 --> 00:05:26,293 Thank you, guys. 114 00:05:26,376 --> 00:05:28,834 ♪ Don't waste my time, baby ♪ 115 00:05:28,918 --> 00:05:30,251 [Drea] Tonight was fun. 116 00:05:30,334 --> 00:05:33,168 [boy] Yeah. I'm just bummed we're gonna be apart all summer. 117 00:05:33,751 --> 00:05:35,043 Who am I gonna play with? 118 00:05:35,626 --> 00:05:37,293 You could play with yourself. 119 00:05:39,418 --> 00:05:41,751 -Oh. -[laughs] 120 00:05:41,834 --> 00:05:45,709 Teen Vogue's got some jokes, huh? You've got some jokes. 121 00:05:46,584 --> 00:05:48,293 -[boy kisses and groans] -[Drea laughs] 122 00:05:48,376 --> 00:05:50,043 -Babe. -Hmm? 123 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:52,751 Tonight was really cute and everything, 124 00:05:52,834 --> 00:05:56,959 but you know I think that Teen Vogue video is stupid, right? 125 00:05:57,959 --> 00:06:02,543 Like, I'm just trying to get into Yale, and I need all the help I can get. 126 00:06:02,626 --> 00:06:05,043 Yeah, of course. [inhales] 127 00:06:05,126 --> 00:06:07,626 Yeah, those lists are definitely bullshit, 128 00:06:07,709 --> 00:06:10,834 but you looked very, very hot in that video. 129 00:06:10,918 --> 00:06:12,001 -Yeah? -Oh my God. 130 00:06:12,084 --> 00:06:15,959 -You think so? [laughs] -Yes. You were so hot. [inhales] 131 00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:20,126 You know, maybe you could send me something to keep me company this summer. 132 00:06:20,209 --> 00:06:21,459 What do you mean? 133 00:06:21,543 --> 00:06:23,293 Well, just like a little something. 134 00:06:23,376 --> 00:06:24,709 -Yeah? -A little video. 135 00:06:24,793 --> 00:06:26,334 -A little video? -Yeah. 136 00:06:26,918 --> 00:06:28,626 -You really want me to? -Yeah. 137 00:06:32,043 --> 00:06:33,418 I love you. 138 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:38,293 I love you too. 139 00:06:38,376 --> 00:06:39,626 Can you kiss me? 140 00:06:40,209 --> 00:06:41,126 Yeah. 141 00:06:41,209 --> 00:06:43,543 ["CYBAH" by Syd plays] 142 00:06:44,918 --> 00:06:48,043 ♪ If I ever make you mine Need to know if you're the type ♪ 143 00:06:48,126 --> 00:06:51,209 ♪ Do me wrong or do me right ♪ 144 00:06:51,293 --> 00:06:54,459 ♪ Guess you never really know Gotta wait, see how it goes ♪ 145 00:06:54,543 --> 00:06:57,668 ♪ See about it, down the road ♪ 146 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:00,751 ♪ That's a blessing when you find Find a goner for the ride ♪ 147 00:07:00,834 --> 00:07:03,918 ♪ Don't make me regret tonight ♪ 148 00:07:04,001 --> 00:07:05,751 -[exhales] -♪ Got a question 'fore we go ♪ 149 00:07:05,834 --> 00:07:08,626 ♪ One more thing I gotta know Take your time, baby… ♪ 150 00:07:08,709 --> 00:07:09,751 [Drea] I'm Drea Torres, 151 00:07:09,834 --> 00:07:12,751 and I am so stoked to be part of the Next Gen 100, 152 00:07:12,834 --> 00:07:14,918 -a list that celebrates the brightest-- -[phone chimes] 153 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:17,584 ♪ Could you break a heart? ♪ 154 00:07:18,501 --> 00:07:21,876 ♪ If I asked you, if you had to? ♪ 155 00:07:27,084 --> 00:07:29,834 [Tara] I don't believe that Montana's actually celiac. 156 00:07:29,918 --> 00:07:32,459 I won't choose some random restaurant for my birthday dinner 157 00:07:32,543 --> 00:07:35,626 just because another restaurant has a better gluten-free menu. 158 00:07:35,709 --> 00:07:38,626 Makes no sense. Like, she's so selfish sometimes. 159 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:43,043 I'm sorry. Am I being paranoid, or is everyone staring at me right now? 160 00:07:43,126 --> 00:07:44,709 And, like, not in a good way. 161 00:07:44,793 --> 00:07:46,251 [girl 1] She has to be like… 162 00:07:46,334 --> 00:07:48,209 -[girl 2] Loved your video, Drea. -[phone chimes] 163 00:07:48,293 --> 00:07:49,168 [girl 3 laughs] 164 00:07:52,043 --> 00:07:52,918 Drea. 165 00:07:53,626 --> 00:07:54,459 What? 166 00:07:54,543 --> 00:07:55,418 What? 167 00:07:55,501 --> 00:07:58,793 -[Drea moans on video] Max. -[boy] Drea the cam girl. 168 00:07:58,876 --> 00:07:59,751 Oh my God. 169 00:08:01,918 --> 00:08:02,959 [Drea] Max. 170 00:08:03,043 --> 00:08:05,043 I'm already on the phone talking to my dad's lawyer. 171 00:08:05,126 --> 00:08:06,793 Um, I gotta go. Thank you, Derek. 172 00:08:06,876 --> 00:08:08,668 [inhales and exhales] Hey. 173 00:08:08,751 --> 00:08:10,293 How could you do this to me? 174 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:12,834 What? 175 00:08:13,876 --> 00:08:15,751 I didn't do this. I got hacked. 176 00:08:16,584 --> 00:08:19,376 -[scoffs] -Baby, come on. I would never do this. 177 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:22,543 I love you. 178 00:08:24,626 --> 00:08:26,793 -[grunts] -[crowd exclaiming] 179 00:08:26,876 --> 00:08:27,751 [Max] Easy, Mayweather. 180 00:08:27,834 --> 00:08:29,251 This is bullshit. 181 00:08:31,918 --> 00:08:33,376 I'm sorry you feel that way. 182 00:08:34,459 --> 00:08:36,626 -Will your mother be joining us? -No. 183 00:08:37,209 --> 00:08:40,084 She works nights, so she's asleep. 184 00:08:40,168 --> 00:08:43,543 Drea, I want you to know this brings me absolutely no pleasure. 185 00:08:44,043 --> 00:08:46,334 If you had just come to me when you saw the video, we-- 186 00:08:46,418 --> 00:08:47,834 Oh, so this is my fault? 187 00:08:48,626 --> 00:08:50,376 The video? Of course not. 188 00:08:51,209 --> 00:08:54,668 The way you handled it, that leaves much to be desired. 189 00:08:56,501 --> 00:08:58,959 Drea, we all have hard truths to contend with. 190 00:08:59,043 --> 00:09:03,334 Yours is that your peers have the luxury of operating on impulse. 191 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:04,834 You don't. 192 00:09:04,918 --> 00:09:08,001 The only way for you to get ahead is to be smarter. 193 00:09:08,668 --> 00:09:11,376 And I thought you were a girl who was smarter. 194 00:09:11,876 --> 00:09:13,001 I am smarter. 195 00:09:14,334 --> 00:09:15,876 That being said… [sighs] 196 00:09:15,959 --> 00:09:18,501 …you did sucker punch Rosehill's golden boy. 197 00:09:18,584 --> 00:09:20,251 Impressive, by the way. 198 00:09:21,668 --> 00:09:25,043 So, I am putting you on behavioral probation, 199 00:09:25,126 --> 00:09:27,543 along with mandatory community service. 200 00:09:27,626 --> 00:09:30,918 And if you have any altercations with Max, 201 00:09:31,001 --> 00:09:35,293 as your headmaster, I will have no choice but to revoke your scholarship. 202 00:09:36,168 --> 00:09:38,501 Today, you let your anger control you. 203 00:09:39,501 --> 00:09:42,918 From now on, I want you to control it. 204 00:09:43,501 --> 00:09:47,126 Channel that anger into getting what you want. 205 00:09:48,126 --> 00:09:49,168 [phone beeps] 206 00:09:49,251 --> 00:09:52,668 [Tara] So obviously, that video's fucked, but Max didn't leak it. 207 00:09:52,751 --> 00:09:54,918 He wouldn't do that, Drea. 208 00:09:55,001 --> 00:09:59,043 Punching him has really put us all in a weird spot. He's like our family. 209 00:09:59,126 --> 00:10:02,251 I think we all just need the summer to process. See you next year. 210 00:10:02,334 --> 00:10:04,668 [Drea] So much for believing women. 211 00:10:04,751 --> 00:10:08,793 That day, my life went up in flames, and there was nothing I could do 212 00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:10,834 If I went after Max and lost my scholarship, 213 00:10:10,918 --> 00:10:12,918 I'd have to kiss my future goodbye. 214 00:10:13,001 --> 00:10:17,084 I kept asking myself the same question. Why would he do this to me? 215 00:10:17,168 --> 00:10:19,459 Looking back, it was a classic Icarus story. 216 00:10:19,543 --> 00:10:22,918 I flew too close to the sun, so my boyfriend leaked my sex tape. 217 00:10:23,001 --> 00:10:24,626 I hated Max, 218 00:10:24,709 --> 00:10:28,876 but even more than that, I hated myself for letting my guard down. 219 00:10:29,418 --> 00:10:32,709 -[glass breaks] -[sniffs and sobs] 220 00:10:33,543 --> 00:10:35,209 The headmaster was right. 221 00:10:35,293 --> 00:10:39,793 I needed to channel my anger, and that is exactly what I did. 222 00:10:39,876 --> 00:10:43,376 -[suspenseful music playing] -[sighs] 223 00:10:45,168 --> 00:10:47,501 Peaking in high school is cringe anyway. 224 00:10:47,584 --> 00:10:50,251 ["Brutal" by Olivia Rodrigo plays] 225 00:10:56,001 --> 00:10:59,626 ♪ I'm so insecure, I think That I'll die before I drink ♪ 226 00:10:59,709 --> 00:11:03,501 ♪ And I'm so caught up in the news Of who likes me and who hates you ♪ 227 00:11:03,584 --> 00:11:05,418 ♪ And I'm so tired that I might ♪ 228 00:11:05,501 --> 00:11:07,209 ♪ Quit my job, start a new life ♪ 229 00:11:07,293 --> 00:11:11,168 ♪ And they'd all be so disappointed 'Cause who am I, if not exploited? ♪ 230 00:11:11,251 --> 00:11:14,459 ♪ And I'm so sick of 17 Where's my fucking teenage dream… ♪ 231 00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:17,168 [car engine revving] 232 00:11:17,251 --> 00:11:18,584 [woman] Eleanor, I am so delighted 233 00:11:18,668 --> 00:11:20,334 you wanted to go to tennis camp this summer. 234 00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:22,959 Dare I say you might finally make some real friends? 235 00:11:23,043 --> 00:11:26,709 Oh, Mama, that's very rude. What about Oscar Winner Olivia Colman? 236 00:11:26,793 --> 00:11:29,168 [Mom] Your pet lizard is not a friend. 237 00:11:29,251 --> 00:11:31,043 Remember what Dr. Gratch said. 238 00:11:31,126 --> 00:11:32,668 -To move forward… -Mom-- I can't-- 239 00:11:32,751 --> 00:11:35,376 -…you must open up to new experiences. -Bridge-- 240 00:11:35,459 --> 00:11:38,001 -Hear-- -[Mom] Eleanor? Eleanor, can you hear me? 241 00:11:38,084 --> 00:11:39,751 ♪ Ego crush is so severe ♪ 242 00:11:39,834 --> 00:11:41,626 ♪ God, it's brutal out here ♪ 243 00:11:42,793 --> 00:11:45,418 ♪ Yeah ♪ 244 00:11:45,501 --> 00:11:47,793 ["Brutal" by Olivia Rodrigo slows down] 245 00:11:47,876 --> 00:11:50,793 [Eleanor] Well, it took me all of 45 minutes to realize 246 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,459 this was a huge mistake. 247 00:11:52,543 --> 00:11:55,751 I was a Billie Jean King in a sea of Maria Sharapovas, 248 00:11:55,834 --> 00:11:58,459 but my pilgrimage wasn't for nothing. 249 00:11:59,001 --> 00:12:03,626 My entire life was about to change, and it all started with her. 250 00:12:03,709 --> 00:12:06,209 -Is that Drea the tennis pro? -[Eleanor] No, not her. 251 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:07,251 [screams] 252 00:12:08,293 --> 00:12:09,293 Her. 253 00:12:09,376 --> 00:12:10,251 Sorry. 254 00:12:10,334 --> 00:12:11,459 [Eleanor] Drea Torres. 255 00:12:11,543 --> 00:12:15,001 She doesn't know it yet, but we're about to become besties. 256 00:12:15,084 --> 00:12:16,626 Are you okay? 257 00:12:17,751 --> 00:12:19,751 How did you even get the video? 258 00:12:19,834 --> 00:12:21,918 I'm not revealing my sources. 259 00:12:22,001 --> 00:12:23,459 Just feels kind of messed-up. 260 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:26,793 It's embarrassing enough that she's our age and works here, 261 00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:29,293 but now everyone has seen her sex tape. 262 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:32,376 [Eleanor spits] 263 00:12:34,209 --> 00:12:35,334 Are you listening to us? 264 00:12:36,876 --> 00:12:37,709 No. 265 00:12:38,876 --> 00:12:41,709 You just have, like, a really… [chuckles] …weird energy. 266 00:12:41,793 --> 00:12:44,668 -I don't quite know what to do with it. -We don't know what to do with it. 267 00:12:44,751 --> 00:12:46,959 [Eleanor] My therapist, the beloved Dr. Gratch, 268 00:12:47,043 --> 00:12:48,918 says that hurt people hurt people, 269 00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:51,168 but I just don't think that applies to teenage girls. 270 00:12:51,251 --> 00:12:53,793 I think sometimes they're just evil. 271 00:12:53,876 --> 00:12:56,043 [tense music plays] 272 00:12:59,876 --> 00:13:00,959 [Eleanor] It was Erica. 273 00:13:02,418 --> 00:13:06,043 The one who showed everyone that video of you. Erica Norman. 274 00:13:08,084 --> 00:13:08,959 She sucks. 275 00:13:09,584 --> 00:13:11,793 She's mean in a way I didn't know existed anymore. 276 00:13:11,876 --> 00:13:13,751 She's like a Bitchasaurus rex. 277 00:13:14,959 --> 00:13:16,418 I'm sorry. Who are you? 278 00:13:16,501 --> 00:13:17,418 Eleanor. 279 00:13:18,084 --> 00:13:20,501 I don't need your pity, Eleanor. 280 00:13:25,751 --> 00:13:29,168 ["The Impression That I Get" by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones plays] 281 00:13:31,668 --> 00:13:35,376 This is insane! I don't even do cocaine! 282 00:13:35,459 --> 00:13:38,168 Don't you think I would know if she was doing cocaine? 283 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:39,543 Just awful. 284 00:13:39,626 --> 00:13:41,209 -Drea! -What's up? 285 00:13:41,293 --> 00:13:44,418 You insufferable cunt, I know you did this. 286 00:13:44,501 --> 00:13:47,376 -You fra-- She framed me! -You framed her! 287 00:13:48,209 --> 00:13:49,501 Oh, sweetie. 288 00:13:50,376 --> 00:13:52,376 Are you listening to yourself right now? 289 00:13:52,876 --> 00:13:54,459 You think I framed you? 290 00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:55,584 [cries] You framed her. 291 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:56,543 [sighs] 292 00:13:56,626 --> 00:13:57,668 Babe… 293 00:14:00,251 --> 00:14:01,793 are you on drugs right now? 294 00:14:02,501 --> 00:14:05,709 I don't do cocaine! 295 00:14:05,793 --> 00:14:09,626 -She doesn't even know what it looks like. -I don't know what it looks like! 296 00:14:09,709 --> 00:14:12,334 I swear to God. I don't even do coke! 297 00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:14,709 I'm telling you, she's innocent! 298 00:14:14,793 --> 00:14:17,168 Take care, hon. We'll miss you. 299 00:14:17,251 --> 00:14:19,001 [Erica] Jessica! Do something! 300 00:14:19,084 --> 00:14:22,543 So sad. I really hope she gets the help she needs. 301 00:14:22,626 --> 00:14:23,751 Pray for Erica. 302 00:14:23,834 --> 00:14:25,334 -Pray for Erica. -Yeah. 303 00:14:25,418 --> 00:14:27,709 -Bye. -Bye. See you next summer. 304 00:14:27,793 --> 00:14:29,376 -Bye. -Bye. 305 00:14:29,459 --> 00:14:31,459 [car engine chugging] 306 00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:33,209 Come on. 307 00:14:34,084 --> 00:14:38,293 [car engine keeps chugging] 308 00:14:38,376 --> 00:14:39,543 Hey. 309 00:14:40,126 --> 00:14:41,709 I know that sound. You're bricked. 310 00:14:42,418 --> 00:14:44,293 My dad restores classic cars. 311 00:14:44,376 --> 00:14:46,334 Do you want a ride, or… 312 00:14:47,668 --> 00:14:49,168 do you still not want my pity? 313 00:14:50,293 --> 00:14:51,543 [sighs] 314 00:14:51,626 --> 00:14:52,918 [car engine revving] 315 00:14:53,001 --> 00:14:55,043 ["How's It Going to Be" by Third Eye Blind plays] 316 00:14:55,126 --> 00:14:56,126 [Drea sighs] 317 00:14:58,168 --> 00:15:00,793 I didn't watch the video, by the way. 318 00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:03,751 Congrats. 319 00:15:04,793 --> 00:15:06,918 You're the only one. [scoffs] 320 00:15:08,751 --> 00:15:11,084 Is that your ex who leaked it? 321 00:15:12,376 --> 00:15:15,376 -Is that why you punched him? -Are you gonna talk this entire ride? 322 00:15:16,501 --> 00:15:21,001 ♪ I'm only pretty sure That I can't take any more ♪ 323 00:15:21,084 --> 00:15:22,334 How do you even know about that? 324 00:15:23,043 --> 00:15:25,001 I'm actually transferring to Rosehill. 325 00:15:25,084 --> 00:15:26,751 I, um… I saw a post about it. 326 00:15:27,668 --> 00:15:29,459 Moving before senior year? 327 00:15:30,251 --> 00:15:31,668 Ooph. Brutal. 328 00:15:32,501 --> 00:15:33,751 What happened to him? 329 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:35,543 Your ex? 330 00:15:36,793 --> 00:15:39,626 Oh, you know, what happens to every guy. 331 00:15:40,543 --> 00:15:41,376 Nothing. 332 00:15:42,751 --> 00:15:44,084 I'm the slut on probation, 333 00:15:44,168 --> 00:15:47,251 and he and his tiny little dick get away scot-free. 334 00:15:47,334 --> 00:15:49,251 They always get away scot-free. 335 00:15:49,334 --> 00:15:50,251 [Drea] Mm-hmm. 336 00:15:50,334 --> 00:15:52,334 [Eleanor] I know what it's like to get screwed over 337 00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:54,209 by someone you thought you could trust. 338 00:15:54,709 --> 00:15:58,168 When I was 13, uh, I went to day camp with this girl, 339 00:15:58,251 --> 00:16:00,293 and she existed on this like… 340 00:16:02,293 --> 00:16:04,459 untouchable plane. She glowed. 341 00:16:06,418 --> 00:16:09,043 I pretty much already knew that I liked girls, 342 00:16:09,126 --> 00:16:10,376 but I hadn't told anyone yet. 343 00:16:12,293 --> 00:16:15,043 But this girl, I guess I thought that if she liked me, 344 00:16:15,126 --> 00:16:17,501 it would validate my entire existence or something, 345 00:16:17,584 --> 00:16:19,209 and I finally talked to her, 346 00:16:19,293 --> 00:16:22,251 and… it was great. 347 00:16:22,751 --> 00:16:27,834 Like, she made me feel so free and confident and safe. 348 00:16:29,501 --> 00:16:32,209 And before I knew it, I told her that I was queer. 349 00:16:33,418 --> 00:16:36,418 And it felt…. amazing. 350 00:16:36,501 --> 00:16:40,918 I mean, like, it was the single greatest moment of my life. 351 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:45,668 But I guess I wasn't as safe as I thought because she told everyone 352 00:16:45,751 --> 00:16:48,001 that I tried to hold her down and kiss her. 353 00:16:48,084 --> 00:16:48,918 What? 354 00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:51,293 Uh… 355 00:16:52,834 --> 00:16:53,668 Damn. 356 00:16:54,501 --> 00:16:56,626 Yeah. Um… 357 00:16:57,626 --> 00:17:00,126 It wasn't that she outed me. I… I don't care. 358 00:17:00,918 --> 00:17:03,418 Everybody's fucking gay. I just… 359 00:17:04,834 --> 00:17:06,793 She turned me into this predator. 360 00:17:08,084 --> 00:17:09,501 No one would come near me. 361 00:17:11,709 --> 00:17:12,876 She destroyed me. 362 00:17:14,709 --> 00:17:16,751 No consequences for her, I assume. 363 00:17:16,834 --> 00:17:18,376 -Nope. -[scoffs] 364 00:17:18,459 --> 00:17:20,334 She actually goes to Rosehill. 365 00:17:21,543 --> 00:17:22,876 Really? Who? 366 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:24,584 It's Carissa Jones. 367 00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:27,459 Carissa… 368 00:17:28,751 --> 00:17:30,834 Wait. That crunchy granola lesbi-- 369 00:17:32,668 --> 00:17:33,501 Yeah. I've seen her. 370 00:17:34,959 --> 00:17:35,793 Damn. 371 00:17:35,876 --> 00:17:37,751 Outed by your own team? 372 00:17:37,834 --> 00:17:40,626 [screams] 373 00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:42,293 What the fuck was that? 374 00:17:42,376 --> 00:17:43,334 Sorry. 375 00:17:43,418 --> 00:17:44,918 -Oh my God. -Um… 376 00:17:45,751 --> 00:17:47,501 It just really helps sometimes. 377 00:17:47,584 --> 00:17:50,293 You should try it. It… it'll really help with the Max stuff. 378 00:17:50,376 --> 00:17:52,168 I'm fine. I don't even think about Max anymore. 379 00:17:52,251 --> 00:17:56,001 -[Eleanor] Just do it. -No. Absolutely not. Thank you, no. 380 00:17:56,084 --> 00:17:58,001 It's recommended by medical professionals. 381 00:17:58,084 --> 00:18:00,418 It's called a primal scream. It helps you access parts-- 382 00:18:00,501 --> 00:18:04,459 [screams] 383 00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:05,751 [sighs] 384 00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:06,751 Fuck. 385 00:18:07,334 --> 00:18:08,793 [laughs] 386 00:18:08,876 --> 00:18:10,251 You really had that pent-up, huh? 387 00:18:10,334 --> 00:18:11,376 [sighs] 388 00:18:12,751 --> 00:18:13,709 [exhales] 389 00:18:15,168 --> 00:18:17,543 You look like you want a grilled cheese. 390 00:18:18,501 --> 00:18:19,584 That sounds nice. 391 00:18:20,334 --> 00:18:22,293 [whispers] Let's get you a grilled cheese. 392 00:18:22,376 --> 00:18:24,376 ["I Eat Boys" by Chloe Moriondo plays] 393 00:18:26,709 --> 00:18:28,126 Why don't you transfer? 394 00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:30,251 [Drea] Transfer where? 395 00:18:30,334 --> 00:18:32,751 -[Eleanor] Anywhere. -I'm not like you, Eleanor. 396 00:18:33,251 --> 00:18:34,376 My mom is a nurse 397 00:18:34,459 --> 00:18:38,793 who spent her whole life working to ensure I can have a better future. 398 00:18:39,376 --> 00:18:43,668 I can't mess this up, and Rosehill is my only path to Yale, so… 399 00:18:44,168 --> 00:18:46,168 What about your friends? 400 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,293 You mean Max's friends? 401 00:18:48,918 --> 00:18:51,709 I didn't realize how much power he wielded. 402 00:18:52,501 --> 00:18:55,709 You know, he makes you feel so safe and protected, 403 00:18:55,793 --> 00:18:59,668 but it's all conditional on you playing the role he wants you to play, 404 00:19:00,376 --> 00:19:02,959 which I thought I was doing, but I guess not. 405 00:19:03,459 --> 00:19:05,251 We all love an emotional terrorist. 406 00:19:05,334 --> 00:19:07,001 Yeah, they're so fun. 407 00:19:08,126 --> 00:19:09,126 What about you? 408 00:19:09,209 --> 00:19:12,209 Why would you wanna go to school with some bitch who ruined your life? 409 00:19:12,709 --> 00:19:13,543 I don't. 410 00:19:14,293 --> 00:19:17,834 I begged go to Dalton or Spence, 411 00:19:18,543 --> 00:19:21,418 but as much as I like to believe I'm the arbiter of my own social calendar, 412 00:19:21,501 --> 00:19:23,001 my parents still call the shots, 413 00:19:23,084 --> 00:19:26,543 and they think that Rosehill is the best path into an Ivy. 414 00:19:27,043 --> 00:19:28,126 They're not wrong. 415 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:29,626 I'm dreading it. 416 00:19:30,418 --> 00:19:31,709 Same. [sighs] 417 00:19:34,668 --> 00:19:36,959 ["Milionària" by Rosalía plays] 418 00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:40,459 [crowd] Climate change is not a lie! Please don't let our planet die! 419 00:19:40,543 --> 00:19:43,626 Climate change is not a lie! Please don't let our planet die! 420 00:19:43,709 --> 00:19:47,459 Climate change is not a lie! Please don't let our planet die! 421 00:19:48,876 --> 00:19:52,376 Yeah. The Greta Thunberg brigade can be pretty intense. 422 00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:55,168 It's all smoke and mirrors. I've seen all of them use a plastic straw. 423 00:19:55,251 --> 00:19:57,418 -[girl] Fuck you, Gabbi! -The horror. 424 00:19:57,501 --> 00:19:58,459 I'm Gabbi. 425 00:19:59,209 --> 00:20:00,043 Are you new? 426 00:20:00,126 --> 00:20:01,001 I'm Eleanor. 427 00:20:01,709 --> 00:20:02,626 And kinda. 428 00:20:02,709 --> 00:20:03,793 You want a tour? 429 00:20:03,876 --> 00:20:06,459 I mean, as a disciple of the '90s teen movie, 430 00:20:06,543 --> 00:20:08,376 I would be offended if I didn't get one. 431 00:20:08,459 --> 00:20:12,084 If you get offended, Rosehill does have a designated safe space for that. 432 00:20:12,168 --> 00:20:13,751 [laughs] 433 00:20:14,376 --> 00:20:17,709 All right, so over here, we have our Instagram witches. 434 00:20:17,793 --> 00:20:18,918 Allegra, their leader, 435 00:20:19,001 --> 00:20:22,001 apparently made a girl levitate at a sleepover playing Light as a Feather. 436 00:20:22,084 --> 00:20:25,709 Now she's queen of the zodiac thots, and she's a Scorpio. 437 00:20:25,793 --> 00:20:26,626 Hot. 438 00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:28,001 The horny theater kids. 439 00:20:28,084 --> 00:20:31,751 Last year, they tried to mount a mostly white production of Hamilton. 440 00:20:31,834 --> 00:20:34,418 Lin-Manuel Miranda sent a cease and desist. 441 00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:40,668 Um, coming up, we have our farm kids. They run the school farm led by Carissa. 442 00:20:41,251 --> 00:20:44,001 When her request to make Rosehill go vegan was denied, 443 00:20:44,084 --> 00:20:46,918 she left her DivaCup in the middle of the cafeteria in protest. 444 00:20:47,001 --> 00:20:48,459 It was full. 445 00:20:48,543 --> 00:20:49,876 [tense music plays] 446 00:20:49,959 --> 00:20:50,834 Um… 447 00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:52,959 Who are they? 448 00:20:53,793 --> 00:20:59,209 [Gabbi] Uh, Rosehill's royal court, the cream of the incredibly entitled crop. 449 00:20:59,918 --> 00:21:01,251 Be careful with them. 450 00:21:02,168 --> 00:21:04,543 They're all as calculated as they are beautiful. 451 00:21:07,418 --> 00:21:08,668 -[chuckles] -Oh shit. 452 00:21:09,251 --> 00:21:11,293 Drea Torres, their fallen queen. 453 00:21:12,209 --> 00:21:13,209 Stop. Stop. 454 00:21:13,959 --> 00:21:15,501 -Drea. -[Drea] Hey. 455 00:21:15,584 --> 00:21:16,668 Hey, ladies. 456 00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:20,418 I meant to text you. 457 00:21:21,001 --> 00:21:22,001 Obviously, 458 00:21:22,793 --> 00:21:25,168 the way last year ended was so… 459 00:21:27,084 --> 00:21:28,793 pretty sticky, you know, 460 00:21:28,876 --> 00:21:32,959 with Max's dad funding my dad's reelection campaign. 461 00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:34,626 -I know, yeah. -It's just so complicated. 462 00:21:34,709 --> 00:21:36,501 -I know. I know. -Good. Oh my God. 463 00:21:36,584 --> 00:21:38,793 I thought you were gonna put out a hit on me or something. 464 00:21:38,876 --> 00:21:40,668 [Drea] No, why would I do that? 465 00:21:42,793 --> 00:21:44,251 Hey, Max. 466 00:21:44,834 --> 00:21:47,209 -[Max] How was your summer? -[Drea] Restorative. 467 00:21:47,293 --> 00:21:50,626 I'm glad to see you. I wasn't sure you'd be back after, you know, 468 00:21:51,751 --> 00:21:52,584 last year. 469 00:21:52,668 --> 00:21:56,168 Oh, no, no. I'm not gonna let a silly video stand between me and Yale. 470 00:21:56,251 --> 00:21:59,126 I just wanna say I hope we can move on and be civil this year. 471 00:22:00,918 --> 00:22:03,043 Especially now that Tara and I are dating. 472 00:22:03,126 --> 00:22:04,959 [tense music plays] 473 00:22:06,209 --> 00:22:08,751 Oh. You didn't know? 474 00:22:08,834 --> 00:22:10,543 No. No, I knew. Yeah. 475 00:22:11,043 --> 00:22:14,501 [Tara] Good. Yeah, our families summered together in Capri. 476 00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:17,709 That's great. [chuckles] I mean, what a couple, right? 477 00:22:17,793 --> 00:22:19,459 Your fathers must be elated. 478 00:22:20,043 --> 00:22:23,459 -Oh. Stop, you two. Seriously, stop. -[Tara laughs] 479 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,793 All right, guys, so fun catching up. 480 00:22:25,876 --> 00:22:28,126 Um… Nice to see you ladies. 481 00:22:28,209 --> 00:22:30,418 Montana, you have grapes in your teeth, babe. All right. 482 00:22:31,251 --> 00:22:33,084 -Enjoy senior year! -Why didn't you tell me? 483 00:22:33,168 --> 00:22:35,959 [Eleanor] Feeling alone is a specific type of pain, 484 00:22:36,043 --> 00:22:39,751 with distinct recognizable signs to the trained eye. 485 00:22:39,834 --> 00:22:43,709 Drea and I, we were two wounded soldiers on the battlefield of adolescence. 486 00:22:44,293 --> 00:22:48,709 Hello, hello. Uh, if everyone can please take their seats. 487 00:22:48,793 --> 00:22:51,959 Do you guys know, are the seats assigned, or do we just sit anywhere? 488 00:22:52,043 --> 00:22:53,709 Cell phones away. 489 00:22:53,793 --> 00:22:55,793 Okay, I'll just go fuck myself. 490 00:22:57,584 --> 00:22:58,459 [Carissa] Nora. 491 00:22:59,793 --> 00:23:00,793 It's Eleanor now. 492 00:23:01,584 --> 00:23:04,834 -Wow. I… I almost didn't recognize you. -[Eleanor] Yeah. 493 00:23:04,918 --> 00:23:07,834 -I didn't know that you go here now. -I do. I, um… 494 00:23:08,709 --> 00:23:09,918 I'm gonna find my seat. Okay? 495 00:23:10,001 --> 00:23:10,834 -Okay. -Okay. 496 00:23:10,918 --> 00:23:14,751 [man] Hello, hello, hello. If everyone can please take their seats. 497 00:23:14,834 --> 00:23:18,793 -Who was that? -Uh, some girl I used to go to camp with. 498 00:23:19,626 --> 00:23:22,251 You guys, I can't believe she actually came back. 499 00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:25,043 [scoffs] I know. She looks really cute, though. 500 00:23:25,126 --> 00:23:26,418 Montana, shut up. 501 00:23:26,501 --> 00:23:28,209 -She does. Sorry. -What's wrong with you? 502 00:23:28,293 --> 00:23:31,751 I think it's pretty sick. I had no idea she was that twisted. 503 00:23:31,834 --> 00:23:36,001 We have an announcement from your senior class president, 504 00:23:36,084 --> 00:23:37,126 Max Broussard. 505 00:23:37,209 --> 00:23:39,168 [crowd cheers and applauds] 506 00:23:45,918 --> 00:23:46,918 Rosehill! 507 00:23:50,793 --> 00:23:52,001 [boy] Yeah! 508 00:23:52,084 --> 00:23:54,459 [Max] Thank you! Thank you! 509 00:23:54,543 --> 00:23:56,543 Oh, it feels so good to be back. 510 00:23:56,626 --> 00:23:57,751 We love you, Max! 511 00:23:57,834 --> 00:23:59,584 [Max] Oh come on. Stop, stop. 512 00:23:59,668 --> 00:24:02,209 Thank you, though. Thank you. I appreciate you. 513 00:24:02,293 --> 00:24:03,418 Um… 514 00:24:03,501 --> 00:24:08,459 Now, this… this year, uh, this is gonna be such a great year. 515 00:24:08,543 --> 00:24:12,751 But before we get started, I was hoping maybe I could get personal for a minute. 516 00:24:12,834 --> 00:24:14,584 -[Elliot] Get personal, man. -[girl cheers] 517 00:24:14,668 --> 00:24:19,209 Last year, my intimate exchanges made their way into the world. 518 00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:23,126 It was a violation of my privacy. 519 00:24:23,209 --> 00:24:25,293 To be honest, I'm still recovering, 520 00:24:25,376 --> 00:24:28,918 but it really made me get in touch with myself, and I realized that… 521 00:24:34,168 --> 00:24:35,084 Actually… 522 00:24:37,168 --> 00:24:39,418 Actually, Drea Torres, could you stand, please? 523 00:24:40,626 --> 00:24:41,459 Please. 524 00:24:41,543 --> 00:24:44,001 [tense music plays] 525 00:24:44,084 --> 00:24:46,418 Could you stand? Please? 526 00:24:46,501 --> 00:24:47,376 [whispers] What? 527 00:24:47,459 --> 00:24:48,626 [Max] Where are you? 528 00:24:52,418 --> 00:24:55,251 -Dre? -[crowd whispering indistinctly] 529 00:24:57,001 --> 00:25:02,126 Dre, I just want to say how sorry I am for what happened to you last year. 530 00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:07,834 And to anyone of you who watched, or you shared that video, 531 00:25:07,918 --> 00:25:10,584 I sincerely hope you take the time to examine why you did that. 532 00:25:11,918 --> 00:25:12,793 So, Dre, 533 00:25:13,793 --> 00:25:16,584 it's in your honor that I'm founding a new club, 534 00:25:17,084 --> 00:25:23,001 the Cis Hetero Men Championing Female-Identifying Students League. 535 00:25:23,084 --> 00:25:27,376 Now, it is for all the men at Rosehill who want to do better. 536 00:25:27,459 --> 00:25:29,793 -[boy shouts indistinctly] -Be allies. 537 00:25:29,876 --> 00:25:32,043 -Thank you. -[crowd cheers] 538 00:25:32,126 --> 00:25:33,751 I want to be an ally! 539 00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:46,043 [Drea grunts] 540 00:25:47,459 --> 00:25:48,334 [Drea] Fuck! 541 00:25:49,876 --> 00:25:51,793 -[door creaks] -[whispers] Drea? 542 00:25:53,793 --> 00:25:54,709 [whispers] Hi. 543 00:25:56,043 --> 00:25:57,459 Just checking on you. 544 00:25:58,668 --> 00:26:00,751 Are you all right? 545 00:26:01,501 --> 00:26:02,959 [steps approaching] 546 00:26:03,668 --> 00:26:06,709 He's, like, way worse than you described. 547 00:26:07,293 --> 00:26:10,251 I don't know how I'm gonna spend an entire year at this school. 548 00:26:10,918 --> 00:26:11,751 I feel you. 549 00:26:13,126 --> 00:26:15,668 I talked to Carissa for, like, one minute, 550 00:26:15,751 --> 00:26:19,543 and it felt like dipping my toe in Dante's eighth circle of hell. 551 00:26:19,626 --> 00:26:22,126 It was… awful. 552 00:26:23,459 --> 00:26:25,001 This sucks shit! 553 00:26:27,834 --> 00:26:28,668 Yeah. 554 00:26:29,251 --> 00:26:31,251 [mischievous music plays] 555 00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:45,543 I wish that we could, like, hire people to take them down. 556 00:26:47,459 --> 00:26:50,459 What? Like a fucked-up TaskRabbit? 557 00:26:50,543 --> 00:26:51,626 Yeah. 558 00:26:52,251 --> 00:26:54,626 Someone completely unconnected to us. 559 00:26:56,209 --> 00:26:59,959 A high school hit man… or woman or NB. 560 00:27:04,876 --> 00:27:05,793 Oh my God. 561 00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:08,584 [scoffs] 562 00:27:09,834 --> 00:27:10,668 You're right. 563 00:27:12,001 --> 00:27:13,459 You're absolutely right. 564 00:27:14,584 --> 00:27:16,751 They deserve to go down for what they did to us, 565 00:27:16,834 --> 00:27:19,293 but we can't go after them ourselves. 566 00:27:19,376 --> 00:27:21,709 [mischievous music intensifies] 567 00:27:21,793 --> 00:27:24,918 We should team up and do each other's revenge. 568 00:27:25,501 --> 00:27:27,959 [laughs] 569 00:27:30,334 --> 00:27:31,418 Oh, you're serious. 570 00:27:31,918 --> 00:27:32,834 Absolutely not. 571 00:27:32,918 --> 00:27:33,918 Why? 572 00:27:34,001 --> 00:27:36,501 Uh, because I'm not capable? 573 00:27:37,709 --> 00:27:41,293 I can't do revenge. 574 00:27:41,793 --> 00:27:46,584 I mean, is "do revenge" even, like, correct grammar? 575 00:27:46,668 --> 00:27:48,376 Oh, I'm sorry, Schoolhouse Rock! 576 00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:50,751 Are you dragging my sentence structure right now? 577 00:27:50,834 --> 00:27:52,584 Uh, we could get caught. 578 00:27:52,668 --> 00:27:54,543 We could not graduate. We could get expelled. 579 00:27:54,626 --> 00:27:57,168 We won't get caught. That's the whole point. 580 00:27:57,751 --> 00:27:59,918 No one knows we know each other, right? 581 00:28:00,001 --> 00:28:03,126 So no one will connect us to them, to each other. 582 00:28:03,959 --> 00:28:05,459 It's literally perfect. 583 00:28:06,834 --> 00:28:11,668 With my brains and your… blank slate, 584 00:28:12,584 --> 00:28:14,126 we can get away with this. 585 00:28:14,209 --> 00:28:16,001 Don't you wanna make her pay? 586 00:28:16,876 --> 00:28:20,168 I don't want to make her pay. 587 00:28:21,418 --> 00:28:25,251 I want to burn her to the ground. 588 00:28:26,834 --> 00:28:28,293 Whoa. [laughs] 589 00:28:29,126 --> 00:28:30,459 That gave me chills. 590 00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:32,459 Do you see this? My arm hair's up. 591 00:28:33,043 --> 00:28:33,876 Look at that. 592 00:28:34,501 --> 00:28:39,251 You're giving off some serious, like, Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction energy. 593 00:28:40,668 --> 00:28:41,584 Glennergy. 594 00:28:41,668 --> 00:28:44,918 Yes. You're radiating Glennergy right now. 595 00:28:45,001 --> 00:28:47,334 [mischievous music continues] 596 00:28:48,918 --> 00:28:50,918 But if we're gonna make this work… 597 00:28:55,418 --> 00:28:56,584 we have to fix… 598 00:28:56,668 --> 00:28:57,626 No. 599 00:28:57,709 --> 00:28:58,543 …this. 600 00:28:58,626 --> 00:28:59,876 I really don't want to. 601 00:28:59,959 --> 00:29:00,876 We have to do… 602 00:29:00,959 --> 00:29:02,251 Oh, please don't say a makeover. 603 00:29:02,334 --> 00:29:04,418 -…a makeover! -[grunts] 604 00:29:04,501 --> 00:29:05,751 -Yay! -It feels so problematic. 605 00:29:05,834 --> 00:29:07,751 It is, but it's fun! 606 00:29:07,834 --> 00:29:09,168 Let's start with Carissa. 607 00:29:09,251 --> 00:29:11,001 She'll be a cinch. I can ruin her in my sleep. 608 00:29:11,084 --> 00:29:14,084 -Moving on to Max. -Wait, go back. Why will Carissa be easy? 609 00:29:14,168 --> 00:29:16,793 Oh, honey, it is much easier to destroy a girl. 610 00:29:16,876 --> 00:29:19,626 Take your pick. Slut-shame her, turn her friends against her, 611 00:29:19,709 --> 00:29:24,001 prey on her vanity, turn her into a troll, exploit her darkest secrets. 612 00:29:24,084 --> 00:29:26,918 Make her radioactive, and no one will help her. 613 00:29:27,001 --> 00:29:28,959 ["Celebrity Skin" by Hole plays] 614 00:29:29,543 --> 00:29:31,209 Um, I actually really like this. 615 00:29:31,793 --> 00:29:32,626 Absolutely not. 616 00:29:34,168 --> 00:29:35,376 Ooh. 617 00:29:36,584 --> 00:29:40,376 It just so happens that I have to do mandatory community service this year 618 00:29:40,459 --> 00:29:42,001 as penance for punching Max. 619 00:29:42,084 --> 00:29:44,959 I already emailed the headmaster and requested the school farm, 620 00:29:45,043 --> 00:29:47,293 which is run by Carissa. 621 00:29:47,834 --> 00:29:49,668 Now, dudes, that's another story. 622 00:29:49,751 --> 00:29:54,459 For girls, our bodies, our choices, our thoughts are all policed by shame. 623 00:29:54,543 --> 00:29:56,001 Our weaknesses are their strengths. 624 00:29:56,084 --> 00:29:57,918 If they have a lot of sex, they're crushing it. 625 00:29:58,001 --> 00:30:00,751 If we do it, we're sluts. If they're angry, they're powerful, 626 00:30:00,834 --> 00:30:02,251 but if we show any emotion… 627 00:30:02,334 --> 00:30:03,584 [loudly] …we're hysterical! 628 00:30:03,668 --> 00:30:06,334 Ladies! [whispers] Indoor voices please. 629 00:30:08,501 --> 00:30:09,793 Wait. How much are we cutting? 630 00:30:11,459 --> 00:30:12,584 [scissors snip] 631 00:30:12,668 --> 00:30:16,918 If men in general are hard to take down, Max is patriarchy incarnate. 632 00:30:17,001 --> 00:30:23,168 The ultimate manic pixie dream boy, Max has a meticulously curated persona. 633 00:30:23,251 --> 00:30:26,584 Rosehill is an orchestra, and Max is its conductor. 634 00:30:27,251 --> 00:30:30,334 Everyone loves him, which means he can get away with anything. 635 00:30:30,918 --> 00:30:32,709 -[chimes] -I want to expose him. 636 00:30:33,209 --> 00:30:37,293 And to do that, we need undeniable proof that he's a hypocrite, 637 00:30:38,168 --> 00:30:40,959 a fake-woke, misogynist motherfucker. 638 00:30:42,084 --> 00:30:43,626 If we can accomplish that, 639 00:30:44,751 --> 00:30:45,751 he's done. 640 00:30:45,834 --> 00:30:46,668 Blot. 641 00:30:47,584 --> 00:30:49,126 ♪ You want a part of me… ♪ 642 00:30:49,209 --> 00:30:51,001 [Drea] You are now and forevermore 643 00:30:51,084 --> 00:30:54,834 the coolest, most mysterious student at Rosehill Country Day. 644 00:30:54,918 --> 00:30:58,001 I'm Frankenstein, and you're Frankenstein's bad bitch. 645 00:30:58,084 --> 00:31:00,209 ["Celebrity Skin" by Hole ends] 646 00:31:00,293 --> 00:31:03,876 -Your new vibe is high-status cunt. -[groans] 647 00:31:06,001 --> 00:31:07,751 You ready to be my woman on the inside? 648 00:31:07,834 --> 00:31:10,168 -No. For sure no. -Eleanor. 649 00:31:10,751 --> 00:31:14,376 It's gonna be fine. My entire life I've been a chameleon. 650 00:31:14,459 --> 00:31:18,126 Sometimes you have to pretend to be someone else to get what you want. 651 00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:19,959 Do you ever worry that you'll lose yourself? 652 00:31:20,043 --> 00:31:22,918 Oh my God! Don't be so dramatic. All I'm asking you to do 653 00:31:23,001 --> 00:31:25,334 is disassociate from your body and be someone you're not 654 00:31:25,418 --> 00:31:27,668 so these popular kids will invite you to be in their group. 655 00:31:27,751 --> 00:31:29,584 -Are you in therapy? -God, no. Why? 656 00:31:30,376 --> 00:31:31,251 Cool. 657 00:31:32,043 --> 00:31:35,918 And we're not concerned that Max is gonna realize we're manipulating him? 658 00:31:37,834 --> 00:31:41,543 Narcissists are too busy thinking about themselves 659 00:31:41,626 --> 00:31:43,376 to realize they're being played. 660 00:31:46,251 --> 00:31:49,376 [Eleanor] Getting a girl's attention requires weeks if not months of work. 661 00:31:49,459 --> 00:31:51,626 But according to Drea, getting a guy's attention 662 00:31:51,709 --> 00:31:54,751 requires you walking past them once looking vaguely slutty. 663 00:31:54,834 --> 00:31:56,834 Who's that? Is she new? 664 00:31:56,918 --> 00:31:59,959 I don't know, but she is making that uniform work. 665 00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:00,918 Yeesh. 666 00:32:01,001 --> 00:32:03,084 ["Deceptacon" by Le Tigre plays] 667 00:32:03,168 --> 00:32:04,168 Oh shit. 668 00:32:04,251 --> 00:32:05,209 [Eleanor] Dodos. 669 00:32:05,293 --> 00:32:06,126 [chuckles] 670 00:32:06,209 --> 00:32:07,251 [Drea] Working at the farm 671 00:32:07,334 --> 00:32:09,251 was certainly not on my senior year bucket list 672 00:32:09,334 --> 00:32:11,418 but neither was being a social pariah. 673 00:32:11,501 --> 00:32:14,418 Carissa was an easy target. I'm incredible with new people. 674 00:32:14,501 --> 00:32:15,626 Carissa, right? 675 00:32:17,959 --> 00:32:19,293 Yeah, we've met before. 676 00:32:19,376 --> 00:32:21,668 You called me a human Birkenstock. 677 00:32:21,751 --> 00:32:22,584 Cool. 678 00:32:22,668 --> 00:32:25,793 I just want to say, I'm so excited to be working at the farm. 679 00:32:25,876 --> 00:32:28,501 I've always been very intrigued by what you do here. 680 00:32:28,584 --> 00:32:32,043 You should talk to Russ. He's in charge of the, uh, volunteers. 681 00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:34,334 Oh. Um, 682 00:32:34,418 --> 00:32:38,334 actually, I was hoping I could learn from you, you know, farm queen. [chuckles] 683 00:32:39,626 --> 00:32:42,709 Yeah, I'm busy planning the menu for the ring ceremony. 684 00:32:43,334 --> 00:32:44,834 And, you know, for the record, 685 00:32:44,918 --> 00:32:48,918 ass-kissing is not gonna get you anywhere on this farm. It's honest work. 686 00:32:50,001 --> 00:32:52,084 Hey, Russ? Show Drea the ropes? 687 00:32:53,751 --> 00:32:55,543 [Drea] Shoe-faced veggie fucker. 688 00:32:55,626 --> 00:32:58,709 ♪ I take you home Now watch me get you hot ♪ 689 00:32:58,793 --> 00:33:01,251 ♪ You're just a parrot When you're screaming and your shouting ♪ 690 00:33:01,334 --> 00:33:04,209 ♪ "More crackers, please More crackers, please" ♪ 691 00:33:04,293 --> 00:33:07,626 ♪ You want what you want But you don't wanna be on your knees ♪ 692 00:33:07,709 --> 00:33:11,626 ♪ Who does your Who does your hair? ♪ 693 00:33:11,709 --> 00:33:12,543 I love Saunders. 694 00:33:12,626 --> 00:33:14,376 ["Deceptacon" continues] 695 00:33:14,459 --> 00:33:16,626 -Cool. -[Max] I studied him at Yale. 696 00:33:16,709 --> 00:33:19,376 I just did their literary arts summer program. 697 00:33:20,501 --> 00:33:21,376 [Eleanor] Cool. 698 00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:25,543 Do you say anything other than "cool"? 699 00:33:25,626 --> 00:33:26,793 So cool. 700 00:33:29,584 --> 00:33:30,501 ♪ Fine, thank you… ♪ 701 00:33:30,584 --> 00:33:33,876 So, Carissa's cooking the ring ceremony dinner? 702 00:33:33,959 --> 00:33:36,543 Yeah. It's gonna be her big break in the culinary world. 703 00:33:37,709 --> 00:33:38,751 [Drea] What's that? 704 00:33:38,834 --> 00:33:42,251 That's a greenhouse, clearly. 705 00:33:42,334 --> 00:33:43,959 It's where Carissa grows her special crops. 706 00:33:44,043 --> 00:33:45,793 Flies them in from all over the world. 707 00:33:48,126 --> 00:33:51,001 ♪ Who took the bomp From the bomp-a-lomp-a-lomp? ♪ 708 00:33:51,084 --> 00:33:53,918 ♪ Who took the ram From the rama-lama-ding-dong? ♪ 709 00:33:54,001 --> 00:33:56,876 ♪ Who took the bomp From the bomp-a-lomp-a-lomp? ♪ 710 00:33:56,959 --> 00:33:59,834 ♪ Who took the ram From the rama-lama-ding-dong? ♪ 711 00:34:01,459 --> 00:34:03,543 -♪ See you later ♪ -Who are you texting? 712 00:34:04,626 --> 00:34:08,001 My ex-girlfriend is mad that I hooked up with my ex-boyfriend. 713 00:34:08,876 --> 00:34:09,834 [exhales] 714 00:34:11,251 --> 00:34:12,584 Can I see your hand, please? 715 00:34:12,668 --> 00:34:14,334 -This okay? -[Max] Mm-hmm. 716 00:34:16,584 --> 00:34:19,709 I'm having a, um… party this weekend. 717 00:34:20,751 --> 00:34:23,168 It's a little pre-homecoming celebration. 718 00:34:23,668 --> 00:34:24,626 You should come. 719 00:34:27,084 --> 00:34:28,293 Make your exes jealous. 720 00:34:28,876 --> 00:34:30,209 I'll think about it. 721 00:34:32,084 --> 00:34:32,918 Cool. 722 00:34:34,293 --> 00:34:36,001 Just, uh, don't think too hard. 723 00:34:36,834 --> 00:34:39,251 Bring your swimsuit, floaty. It's gonna be lit. 724 00:34:39,334 --> 00:34:41,876 ["Blondes" by Blu DeTiger plays] 725 00:34:41,959 --> 00:34:43,918 [mouthing] Yes! 726 00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:49,626 -♪ One, two, three ♪ -♪ I'm too happy, it's annoying… ♪ 727 00:34:49,709 --> 00:34:51,501 [Drea] Your little dress I made you looks great. 728 00:34:52,084 --> 00:34:54,251 Do you love it? You love it. 729 00:34:55,793 --> 00:34:58,751 So, what's the deal with this little dinosaur thing? 730 00:34:58,834 --> 00:35:02,459 [Eleanor] Oscar Winner Olivia Colman is my emotional support bearded dragon. 731 00:35:03,043 --> 00:35:04,793 My therapist told me to get a puppy, 732 00:35:04,876 --> 00:35:08,376 but I prefer to keep my companions thick-skinned and cold-blooded. 733 00:35:09,084 --> 00:35:10,251 Oh my fucking God. 734 00:35:11,376 --> 00:35:14,459 ♪ Why am I so different? I'm just sitting at home… ♪ 735 00:35:14,543 --> 00:35:16,376 Do I really have to wear this? 736 00:35:17,001 --> 00:35:17,834 Yes. 737 00:35:18,543 --> 00:35:20,043 You have to look impossibly hot 738 00:35:20,126 --> 00:35:23,793 but also like you spent exactly one minute putting yourself together. 739 00:35:23,876 --> 00:35:26,001 It's important that the girls covet your look. 740 00:35:26,084 --> 00:35:29,918 ♪ Searching for somebody And I think it's you tonight ♪ 741 00:35:30,001 --> 00:35:31,168 ♪ Pick me up… ♪ 742 00:35:31,251 --> 00:35:33,876 Why are you wiggling around like your tampon's sliding out? 743 00:35:35,084 --> 00:35:38,834 I haven't worn a bathing suit in public, like, ever. 744 00:35:39,959 --> 00:35:42,168 Carissa really did a number on you, huh? 745 00:35:47,251 --> 00:35:48,084 Forget her. 746 00:35:49,209 --> 00:35:52,251 You are so much cooler than any of those dodos going to Max's party. 747 00:35:52,876 --> 00:35:55,126 I just want to eat my lunch on her shattered ego. 748 00:35:56,959 --> 00:36:00,334 I love that for you. We're gonna take care of her soon. 749 00:36:00,418 --> 00:36:03,459 There's a greenhouse with this massive padlock on it 750 00:36:03,543 --> 00:36:05,126 that only she can access, 751 00:36:05,209 --> 00:36:09,209 and my Spidey senses tell me she's not just growing sunchokes in there. 752 00:36:11,334 --> 00:36:13,084 I need to get her keys. 753 00:36:14,084 --> 00:36:15,959 -Perfect. -Hmm. 754 00:36:16,043 --> 00:36:21,834 Now, go get the dirt on Max and make revenge mommy proud. 755 00:36:21,918 --> 00:36:25,084 -["Move" by TOBi plays] -[doorbell rings] 756 00:36:25,668 --> 00:36:29,293 [Eleanor] I know I looked confident, but I was profusely sweating everywhere. 757 00:36:29,376 --> 00:36:30,209 There she is. 758 00:36:30,293 --> 00:36:32,376 [Eleanor] I tried to bring my emotional support lizard, 759 00:36:32,459 --> 00:36:33,793 but Drea said no. 760 00:36:33,876 --> 00:36:35,751 -Champagne? -Uh, yes. 761 00:36:35,834 --> 00:36:38,418 ["Move" by TOBi continues] 762 00:36:40,418 --> 00:36:41,251 [girl] Over here! 763 00:36:41,334 --> 00:36:44,793 [Max] I'll introduce you to some friends, all right? These are good people. Yo. 764 00:36:44,876 --> 00:36:46,376 Kids, this is Eleanor. 765 00:36:46,459 --> 00:36:48,293 -Hey. Hey. -Eleanor, this is my family. 766 00:36:48,376 --> 00:36:49,668 -Hi. -Hello. 767 00:36:49,751 --> 00:36:51,043 Hi, cutie. 768 00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:52,584 -Yo, you made it. -Hi. 769 00:36:52,668 --> 00:36:53,918 And you brought a bathing suit. 770 00:36:54,001 --> 00:36:55,293 Sit down, Elliot. 771 00:36:55,376 --> 00:36:56,501 Appreciate you. 772 00:36:56,584 --> 00:37:00,126 Hi. I'm Tara. This is Meghan, Montana. 773 00:37:00,751 --> 00:37:03,459 I love your hat. 774 00:37:03,543 --> 00:37:05,584 -[Eleanor] Oh. -Where did you get it? Can I have it? 775 00:37:05,668 --> 00:37:07,626 -[Tara] Meghan, don't scare her. -[laughs] 776 00:37:07,709 --> 00:37:09,084 Eleanor, come join us. 777 00:37:09,793 --> 00:37:10,668 [Max] Come on. 778 00:37:10,751 --> 00:37:12,626 [Tara] Shit. Get cozy. 779 00:37:15,459 --> 00:37:18,001 This is so cute. 780 00:37:18,084 --> 00:37:19,209 -Yeah. -Thanks. 781 00:37:20,043 --> 00:37:21,668 Why don't I know you? 782 00:37:21,751 --> 00:37:22,834 She's new. 783 00:37:23,876 --> 00:37:25,418 But Ellie's one of us now. 784 00:37:26,584 --> 00:37:28,543 Aw, I love it. 785 00:37:29,918 --> 00:37:31,334 [Max exhales] 786 00:37:34,043 --> 00:37:36,001 -[Eleanor sighs] -[Max groans] 787 00:37:39,501 --> 00:37:41,626 ["Move" by TOBi ends] 788 00:37:42,543 --> 00:37:43,668 [Russ] Look who it is. 789 00:37:46,709 --> 00:37:47,876 Are you stalking me? 790 00:37:47,959 --> 00:37:48,793 Yes. 791 00:37:49,501 --> 00:37:50,876 And later I was gonna murder you. 792 00:37:50,959 --> 00:37:51,918 Cute. 793 00:37:52,001 --> 00:37:52,959 I like your shirt. 794 00:37:54,084 --> 00:37:57,043 Did it come with a bag of granola and a matching pair of Tevas? 795 00:37:57,126 --> 00:37:58,751 [chuckles] Wow. I didn't realize 796 00:37:58,834 --> 00:38:01,251 that you also did the Peace Corps summer program. 797 00:38:01,334 --> 00:38:04,459 I should've guessed it because your vibe is definitely all about helping others. 798 00:38:05,043 --> 00:38:07,209 Ooh. Solid burn. 799 00:38:07,293 --> 00:38:08,418 [Russ laughs] 800 00:38:08,501 --> 00:38:10,626 [Drea] Are you catching a lot of waves in Miami? 801 00:38:10,709 --> 00:38:12,501 It's, uh… it's actually Carissa's board. 802 00:38:13,084 --> 00:38:15,626 Oh. I didn't know she was over there. 803 00:38:16,709 --> 00:38:17,876 Hey, girl. 804 00:38:21,834 --> 00:38:22,751 She hates me. 805 00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:25,876 [chuckles] No. She thinks you just don't actually care about the farm. 806 00:38:25,959 --> 00:38:26,793 What? 807 00:38:27,459 --> 00:38:30,251 How could she think that, Russ? I love the farm. 808 00:38:30,334 --> 00:38:33,043 Okay? Those root veggies are like my children now. 809 00:38:33,126 --> 00:38:34,209 [Russ] Shit, um… 810 00:38:35,209 --> 00:38:38,126 -I ate some of your kids yesterday. -No. 811 00:38:38,209 --> 00:38:39,626 But they were delicious. 812 00:38:39,709 --> 00:38:41,543 -Even the carrots? -Every last one of them. 813 00:38:41,626 --> 00:38:43,793 How dare you? Heartbreaking. 814 00:38:43,876 --> 00:38:44,918 [chuckles] 815 00:38:45,001 --> 00:38:46,584 [chuckles] 816 00:38:46,668 --> 00:38:48,418 So nice seeing you outside the farm. 817 00:38:49,834 --> 00:38:50,751 Bye, Drea. 818 00:38:51,668 --> 00:38:53,918 [Drea] Our chemistry was kind of incredible. 819 00:38:54,001 --> 00:38:56,001 Thank God I was sitting on a towel. 820 00:38:56,084 --> 00:38:57,459 But I had a job to do. 821 00:38:57,543 --> 00:39:00,126 [mischievous music plays] 822 00:39:00,209 --> 00:39:01,084 [Carissa] Hey. 823 00:39:05,751 --> 00:39:07,543 [Drea gasps] Bingo. 824 00:39:09,001 --> 00:39:10,209 [girl cheers] 825 00:39:10,293 --> 00:39:13,459 ["So Hot You're Hurting My Feelings" by Caroline Polachek plays] 826 00:39:14,959 --> 00:39:17,251 -What are you doing here? -Oh no. 827 00:39:20,126 --> 00:39:21,001 I live here. 828 00:39:21,626 --> 00:39:23,084 So, Max is… 829 00:39:23,709 --> 00:39:24,793 My brother. 830 00:39:26,251 --> 00:39:27,418 Unfortunately. 831 00:39:27,959 --> 00:39:30,126 You neglected to mention that on your tour. 832 00:39:30,209 --> 00:39:31,918 Oh, I prefer "playfully omitted." 833 00:39:32,793 --> 00:39:34,959 ♪ But damn, I miss you tonight… ♪ 834 00:39:36,001 --> 00:39:39,751 Hmm. Three weeks at Rosehill, and you got a whole new look now, huh? 835 00:39:39,834 --> 00:39:40,876 Yeah. 836 00:39:43,418 --> 00:39:44,459 You not a fan? 837 00:39:44,543 --> 00:39:45,876 No, I think it's hot. 838 00:39:47,293 --> 00:39:50,334 As long as you did it for you and not them. 839 00:39:51,668 --> 00:39:52,751 Do I seem like that? 840 00:39:53,251 --> 00:39:54,209 I don't know. 841 00:39:55,376 --> 00:39:57,709 That's the exciting part of getting to know someone. 842 00:39:59,376 --> 00:40:00,834 You're a mystery until you're not. 843 00:40:02,293 --> 00:40:04,793 Hmm. I was gonna hole up in the screening room 844 00:40:04,876 --> 00:40:08,709 and catch a Godard flick if you want to… ditch the suck-fest. 845 00:40:08,793 --> 00:40:09,626 Maybe? 846 00:40:10,709 --> 00:40:12,084 I do. 847 00:40:13,168 --> 00:40:15,126 But I… shouldn't. 848 00:40:16,334 --> 00:40:17,251 Suit yourself. 849 00:40:17,918 --> 00:40:20,626 Oh. The orgy usually starts around sundown. 850 00:40:20,709 --> 00:40:21,793 Really? 851 00:40:21,876 --> 00:40:23,043 No. 852 00:40:23,126 --> 00:40:25,709 [scoffs] What? My brother is not that fun. 853 00:40:26,209 --> 00:40:29,543 Good to know you're down, though. Enjoy the cool kids. 854 00:40:31,209 --> 00:40:32,168 Fuck. 855 00:40:32,251 --> 00:40:33,668 [elevator dings] 856 00:40:36,293 --> 00:40:37,668 [Eleanor] Nice view, Max. 857 00:40:40,168 --> 00:40:42,418 [mischievous music plays] 858 00:40:45,918 --> 00:40:46,834 [phone chimes] 859 00:40:49,501 --> 00:40:50,459 [phone chimes] 860 00:40:54,126 --> 00:40:56,709 Oh my God. He's hooking up with the Instagram witch. 861 00:40:59,709 --> 00:41:00,626 [elevator dings] 862 00:41:01,126 --> 00:41:04,668 [Max and Tara laugh] 863 00:41:06,334 --> 00:41:09,126 [Max and Tara moaning and kissing] 864 00:41:13,043 --> 00:41:14,168 [Tara moans] 865 00:41:16,668 --> 00:41:17,543 [Tara] Hey. 866 00:41:18,376 --> 00:41:23,709 [sighs] Do you think it's weird how we're having this party without her? 867 00:41:24,293 --> 00:41:25,293 [Tara exhales] 868 00:41:25,376 --> 00:41:26,209 Who? 869 00:41:26,293 --> 00:41:28,084 Drea. What do you mean, "who"? 870 00:41:29,126 --> 00:41:30,001 No. 871 00:41:30,501 --> 00:41:34,834 -[Max kisses] -Hey. Max. Can we talk about it, please? 872 00:41:34,918 --> 00:41:36,626 [sighs] 873 00:41:37,918 --> 00:41:39,459 Just feels weird, you know? 874 00:41:40,043 --> 00:41:43,501 To me, it feels weird that you're talking about my ex right now. 875 00:41:43,584 --> 00:41:45,376 She was my best friend too. 876 00:41:45,459 --> 00:41:48,084 But we're about to have sex, and you're talking about Drea. 877 00:41:48,918 --> 00:41:52,293 Feels, like… very weird. 878 00:41:53,959 --> 00:41:57,626 Well, we're not having sex. You can go fuck yourself. Have fun. 879 00:42:01,793 --> 00:42:02,751 [Max] That's fine. 880 00:42:06,418 --> 00:42:09,751 [tense music plays] 881 00:42:12,793 --> 00:42:14,209 [door creaks] 882 00:42:16,793 --> 00:42:17,668 [Max] Hello? 883 00:42:19,501 --> 00:42:20,376 Hello? 884 00:42:34,126 --> 00:42:35,793 -Eleanor. -[gasps] 885 00:42:35,876 --> 00:42:36,834 [breathes heavily] 886 00:42:38,126 --> 00:42:39,709 -Hey. -Hey. 887 00:42:42,251 --> 00:42:43,209 Hi. 888 00:42:44,293 --> 00:42:45,168 [whispers] Sorry. 889 00:42:47,001 --> 00:42:48,501 Were you watching us? 890 00:42:49,043 --> 00:42:51,584 No. Um, I was in here, 891 00:42:51,668 --> 00:42:53,793 and then you guys came in here, so I went in there. 892 00:42:55,751 --> 00:42:57,168 I know what you were doing. 893 00:43:01,209 --> 00:43:03,376 I'd hide from my party too if I could. 894 00:43:05,043 --> 00:43:06,001 It's all right. 895 00:43:07,543 --> 00:43:08,918 Come on. I got a cool spot. 896 00:43:09,418 --> 00:43:11,418 ["Easy Going" by Kacy Hill plays] 897 00:43:12,501 --> 00:43:13,543 You'll like this. 898 00:43:17,168 --> 00:43:19,251 Tell me something nobody knows about you. 899 00:43:19,334 --> 00:43:21,501 -[seagull squawks] -Why would I do that? 900 00:43:22,334 --> 00:43:23,709 Because… 901 00:43:25,751 --> 00:43:26,751 I'm interesting, 902 00:43:28,084 --> 00:43:29,376 and you wanna impress me. 903 00:43:31,084 --> 00:43:33,001 You wanna know my deepest, darkest secret? 904 00:43:33,584 --> 00:43:34,501 Yes. 905 00:43:37,168 --> 00:43:38,668 I don't want any of this. 906 00:43:39,543 --> 00:43:42,584 I would love to backpack across Europe with my camera. 907 00:43:43,709 --> 00:43:45,334 Just blow up my whole life. 908 00:43:47,084 --> 00:43:49,876 I would. 'Cause all this shit, it's so performative. 909 00:43:51,626 --> 00:43:54,501 And for what? So I can be the most popular guy in high school? 910 00:43:55,793 --> 00:43:58,043 [grunts] Yikes. 911 00:44:00,709 --> 00:44:02,209 Then what do you wanna be? 912 00:44:03,876 --> 00:44:05,668 The real answer is I don't know. 913 00:44:06,543 --> 00:44:07,709 [exhales] 914 00:44:07,793 --> 00:44:09,834 Which is about the worst answer I could give. 915 00:44:10,834 --> 00:44:11,709 Yeah. 916 00:44:14,418 --> 00:44:15,418 But it's true. 917 00:44:16,501 --> 00:44:19,001 You're right. We're all just performing. 918 00:44:19,834 --> 00:44:20,959 [seagull squawks] 919 00:44:26,126 --> 00:44:31,668 -♪ Disappointment takes us by surprise ♪ -[phone chimes] 920 00:44:31,751 --> 00:44:34,293 ♪ Everyone is dumb ♪ 921 00:44:34,376 --> 00:44:36,084 ♪ Dumb, dumb, dumb ♪ 922 00:44:37,626 --> 00:44:41,668 -♪ Dumb, dumb, dumb ♪ -♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪ 923 00:44:41,751 --> 00:44:46,543 -♪ Dumb, dumb, dumb ♪ -♪ Everyone is dumb ♪ 924 00:44:47,043 --> 00:44:48,293 [Eleanor] This feels illegal. 925 00:44:48,876 --> 00:44:50,584 It's not illegal. We go here. 926 00:44:50,668 --> 00:44:51,626 On weekdays. 927 00:44:51,709 --> 00:44:54,001 ♪ Everyone is… ♪ 928 00:44:54,584 --> 00:44:55,501 Whoops. 929 00:44:56,709 --> 00:44:58,209 So, how was Max's party? 930 00:44:59,793 --> 00:45:01,709 You know what? It was actually really fun. 931 00:45:01,793 --> 00:45:04,209 They got this hilarious boomerang of me jumping into the pool. 932 00:45:04,293 --> 00:45:06,834 Oh my God. A boomerang of you jumping in the pool. Can I see it? 933 00:45:06,918 --> 00:45:07,834 Sure. 934 00:45:08,501 --> 00:45:11,793 You weren't there to bank social content. You were there to get dirt on Max. 935 00:45:15,251 --> 00:45:18,626 Max is cheating on Tara with Allegra. I saw his texts. 936 00:45:18,709 --> 00:45:19,626 The Instagram witch? 937 00:45:19,709 --> 00:45:20,626 Yeah. 938 00:45:21,209 --> 00:45:22,043 Oh my God. 939 00:45:22,626 --> 00:45:26,834 Eleanor, this is amazing. Girl, you crushed it. Great work. 940 00:45:26,918 --> 00:45:28,751 Two seconds ago, you threw my phone in the dirt. 941 00:45:28,834 --> 00:45:31,043 Yeah, and now I'm happy with you again. Keep up. 942 00:45:31,126 --> 00:45:32,751 Wait. Did you get screenshots of the texts? 943 00:45:32,834 --> 00:45:33,709 Not yet. 944 00:45:33,793 --> 00:45:34,626 Mad at you. 945 00:45:34,709 --> 00:45:37,668 [Eleanor] Do you really think Carissa's growing drugs? 946 00:45:37,751 --> 00:45:40,959 Because I want to get her, but I don't want to send her to jail. 947 00:45:41,043 --> 00:45:44,209 First of all, Carissa's rich, white ass is never going to jail. 948 00:45:44,293 --> 00:45:47,834 Second of all, the headmaster would rather Rosehill burned to the ground 949 00:45:47,918 --> 00:45:51,668 than have a public drug scandal on her hands. She is truly that bitch. 950 00:45:51,751 --> 00:45:55,168 I want her to hit me with her Tesla and then reverse back over me. 951 00:45:55,251 --> 00:45:57,459 I want her to stuff me like a taxidermy doll 952 00:45:57,543 --> 00:45:59,626 and then mount me on her wall like a prize. 953 00:45:59,709 --> 00:46:01,543 I want her to hide my body in the woods 954 00:46:01,626 --> 00:46:03,876 and then start the search party trying to find me. 955 00:46:03,959 --> 00:46:05,251 Ooh. Good one. 956 00:46:09,459 --> 00:46:12,543 [laughs] Oh my fucking God. 957 00:46:12,626 --> 00:46:15,126 Carissa, you bad girl. 958 00:46:16,293 --> 00:46:18,751 [Eleanor] So, um, what now? 959 00:46:19,376 --> 00:46:21,126 I think it's pretty obvious. 960 00:46:21,793 --> 00:46:24,543 We put these mushrooms in whatever bougie foodie bullshit 961 00:46:24,626 --> 00:46:26,918 Carissa's cooking for the senior class ring dinner, 962 00:46:27,001 --> 00:46:28,209 dosing the entire class 963 00:46:28,293 --> 00:46:30,251 and exposing her for the fraud that she is. 964 00:46:30,334 --> 00:46:32,209 Then, while everyone's tripping balls, 965 00:46:32,293 --> 00:46:34,709 you steal Max's phone and get us those texts. 966 00:46:36,084 --> 00:46:38,709 That was not obvious. 967 00:46:39,418 --> 00:46:40,543 Really? 968 00:46:40,626 --> 00:46:43,793 ["How Bizarre (Orchestral Version)" by The Symphonic Pops plays] 969 00:46:44,459 --> 00:46:46,668 [indistinct chattering, laughing] 970 00:46:46,751 --> 00:46:49,043 [Tara] It's fine. I'm sure it's fine. All right, guys… 971 00:46:49,126 --> 00:46:50,209 [woman] Smile! 972 00:46:50,793 --> 00:46:52,126 [Tara] Eleanor! 973 00:46:52,209 --> 00:46:53,876 [girls scream] 974 00:46:56,959 --> 00:46:58,834 [Meghan] Let's take a picture! 975 00:47:00,668 --> 00:47:02,751 [Elliot] You better be smiling. 976 00:47:02,834 --> 00:47:04,043 [laughs] 977 00:47:04,126 --> 00:47:05,668 [man] We have an announcement 978 00:47:05,751 --> 00:47:09,918 from your senior class president, Max Broussard. 979 00:47:10,001 --> 00:47:11,168 -Hey! -[crowd cheers] 980 00:47:11,251 --> 00:47:12,751 [girls] We love you, Max! 981 00:47:14,084 --> 00:47:15,501 [Max] There we go! 982 00:47:16,876 --> 00:47:19,418 Thank you. Welcome. Welcome, seniors. 983 00:47:19,918 --> 00:47:22,168 You one handsome-looking son of a bitch, Broussard! 984 00:47:22,251 --> 00:47:24,501 Elliot Tanners, ladies and gentlemen. 985 00:47:24,584 --> 00:47:25,584 Love you, buddy! 986 00:47:26,334 --> 00:47:27,209 More than friends. 987 00:47:27,293 --> 00:47:28,376 Now, 988 00:47:29,084 --> 00:47:30,793 when you wear these rings, 989 00:47:31,793 --> 00:47:34,626 I want you to remember all the lessons that you learned here. 990 00:47:35,126 --> 00:47:37,584 I want you to remember the friendships that you made, 991 00:47:38,876 --> 00:47:40,584 your memories of this place. 992 00:47:43,334 --> 00:47:48,043 When you wear these rings, I want you to remember that you are, 993 00:47:48,918 --> 00:47:50,709 and you always will be… 994 00:47:53,126 --> 00:47:54,126 a Rosehill Tiger. 995 00:47:54,209 --> 00:47:57,376 -[crowd cheers] -[Elliot] Let's go, Tigers! 996 00:47:57,459 --> 00:48:01,043 Hope you have a sick winter break. Wonderful, wonderful holidays. 997 00:48:01,126 --> 00:48:03,543 Happy New Year's. But first, 998 00:48:04,959 --> 00:48:08,334 I'm gonna turn the stage over to our resident Ina Garten. 999 00:48:08,418 --> 00:48:09,876 [crowd exclaims] 1000 00:48:09,959 --> 00:48:11,459 Carissa Jones, everyone. 1001 00:48:11,543 --> 00:48:12,584 [crowd cheers] 1002 00:48:18,084 --> 00:48:18,959 Hi, everyone. 1003 00:48:19,043 --> 00:48:22,584 Uh, I am so honored to have made this feast 1004 00:48:22,668 --> 00:48:24,834 for you all tonight. I really hope you enjoy it. 1005 00:48:24,918 --> 00:48:29,251 And, uh, with that, let me take you on a journey of umami. 1006 00:48:29,334 --> 00:48:33,043 -[girls] Ooh. -[crowd applauds and cheers] 1007 00:48:33,126 --> 00:48:34,668 -Hey. -Hey. 1008 00:48:36,584 --> 00:48:37,543 You look great. 1009 00:48:38,251 --> 00:48:39,418 Thanks. 1010 00:48:39,501 --> 00:48:41,168 You, uh, clean up well yourself. 1011 00:48:41,251 --> 00:48:43,001 Oh. I know. 1012 00:48:43,793 --> 00:48:47,459 I am so proud of you. This is gonna be the best night ever. 1013 00:48:52,001 --> 00:48:54,376 -[woman] Who wants dessert? -[boy] I'm ready for dessert. 1014 00:48:58,668 --> 00:48:59,709 [Russ slurps] 1015 00:49:01,876 --> 00:49:02,834 [Russ] Hmm. 1016 00:49:04,126 --> 00:49:05,418 Is everything okay? 1017 00:49:05,501 --> 00:49:06,668 Yeah, no. I'm fine. 1018 00:49:11,418 --> 00:49:12,626 [phone chimes] 1019 00:49:16,543 --> 00:49:19,001 -Uh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. -[Russ] Mm-hmm. 1020 00:49:22,626 --> 00:49:23,501 [Drea] Eleanor? 1021 00:49:25,126 --> 00:49:26,501 It's not working! 1022 00:49:26,584 --> 00:49:30,501 It'll be fine, okay? Everyone devoured their cassoulet. It's gonna work. 1023 00:49:30,584 --> 00:49:31,501 [Montana laughs] 1024 00:49:31,584 --> 00:49:32,709 Shit. Shit. Shit. 1025 00:49:34,376 --> 00:49:36,501 [Meghan] Oh my God! Bitch, get up. 1026 00:49:36,584 --> 00:49:39,501 What is wrong with you? Get off the floor. It's so gross. 1027 00:49:39,584 --> 00:49:41,376 [Montana] Is anyone else feeling weird? 1028 00:49:41,459 --> 00:49:44,418 I feel floaty. I feel like a… like a little butterfly. 1029 00:49:44,501 --> 00:49:47,084 Oh no. 1030 00:49:47,168 --> 00:49:50,293 -Please! -[Montana] My pupils are fucking massive. 1031 00:49:50,376 --> 00:49:52,376 -[Tara] Please! -My pupils are huge. 1032 00:49:52,459 --> 00:49:53,751 Can someone open up, please? 1033 00:49:53,834 --> 00:49:55,251 [in deep voice] Uh, I'm sorry. 1034 00:49:55,334 --> 00:49:57,501 Someone's in here. I don't feel well either. 1035 00:49:57,584 --> 00:49:58,668 [girl vomits] 1036 00:49:58,751 --> 00:50:01,084 [both scream] 1037 00:50:01,168 --> 00:50:03,126 Something's happening. 1038 00:50:03,209 --> 00:50:04,043 [retches] 1039 00:50:05,501 --> 00:50:06,668 Ew. 1040 00:50:07,251 --> 00:50:09,126 Do you go to school with us? 1041 00:50:09,209 --> 00:50:11,126 Oh my God. We're at school. 1042 00:50:11,209 --> 00:50:13,209 -[laughs] -["Kids in America" by Maude Latour plays] 1043 00:50:13,293 --> 00:50:15,334 ♪ Looking out a dirty old window… ♪ 1044 00:50:15,418 --> 00:50:17,626 [Tara] Oh my God. Let's get in the water. 1045 00:50:17,709 --> 00:50:18,834 [Meghan] Yeah! 1046 00:50:21,376 --> 00:50:25,668 ♪ I sit here alone And I wonder why ♪ 1047 00:50:25,751 --> 00:50:27,626 [all shouting and laughing] 1048 00:50:27,709 --> 00:50:30,668 ♪ Friday night, and everyone's moving ♪ 1049 00:50:30,751 --> 00:50:34,876 ♪ I can feel the heat But it's soothing, heading down ♪ 1050 00:50:34,959 --> 00:50:36,043 It's levitating! 1051 00:50:36,126 --> 00:50:40,501 ♪ I search for the beat In this dirty town… ♪ 1052 00:50:40,584 --> 00:50:42,543 [girls] Light as a feather, stiff as a board. 1053 00:50:42,626 --> 00:50:45,626 Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board. 1054 00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:47,584 Light as a feather, stiff as a board. 1055 00:50:48,543 --> 00:50:51,043 ♪ We're the kids in America ♪ 1056 00:50:51,126 --> 00:50:54,376 ♪ Everybody live for the music-go-round ♪ 1057 00:50:54,459 --> 00:50:57,084 [echoes] ♪ Round… ♪ 1058 00:50:59,834 --> 00:51:01,834 Russ, I think we've been drugged. 1059 00:51:02,376 --> 00:51:04,251 -Nah. -No, we vibin', 'Rissa. 1060 00:51:04,334 --> 00:51:06,251 Why can't you just come get me? 1061 00:51:06,334 --> 00:51:09,751 Mom, please just come get me! I don't want to be here! 1062 00:51:09,834 --> 00:51:14,126 [Max] No, no, no, they can't get Max. They can't. Don't. 1063 00:51:14,209 --> 00:51:16,543 -[Eleanor] Max? -[Max] No. You're a beautiful boy. 1064 00:51:16,626 --> 00:51:17,584 Hey, Max. 1065 00:51:17,668 --> 00:51:20,043 [whispers] No. No, no, no. Don't let in the spiders. 1066 00:51:20,126 --> 00:51:22,626 Oh my God. There are spiders all over your phone. 1067 00:51:22,709 --> 00:51:23,584 [Max screams] 1068 00:51:27,001 --> 00:51:28,459 [Max groans] 1069 00:51:28,543 --> 00:51:31,043 [echoes] ♪ Round ♪ 1070 00:51:31,126 --> 00:51:34,001 ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪ 1071 00:51:34,084 --> 00:51:36,543 ♪ La-la-la-la ♪ 1072 00:51:36,626 --> 00:51:39,251 ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la… ♪ 1073 00:51:39,334 --> 00:51:42,126 -[gasps] -Hello there, my little tech whiz. 1074 00:51:43,084 --> 00:51:46,376 I see you have Max's phone. Is the download complete? 1075 00:51:46,459 --> 00:51:48,209 It's processing, revenge mommy. 1076 00:51:48,876 --> 00:51:50,543 [sighs] Very good. 1077 00:51:50,626 --> 00:51:53,876 -♪ Oh, don't try to stop, baby ♪ -[sighs] 1078 00:51:53,959 --> 00:51:55,668 ♪ Hold me tight… ♪ 1079 00:51:55,751 --> 00:51:56,668 There she is. 1080 00:51:58,001 --> 00:51:59,293 My hero. 1081 00:52:00,459 --> 00:52:03,668 ♪ Outside suburbia's Sprawling everywhere… ♪ 1082 00:52:03,751 --> 00:52:08,543 Oh my God. Is the headmaster going to the greenhouse? 1083 00:52:09,959 --> 00:52:11,876 I anonymously tipped her off. 1084 00:52:12,876 --> 00:52:14,959 It's called double assurance, sweetie. 1085 00:52:15,043 --> 00:52:16,334 [whispers] Look it up. 1086 00:52:17,959 --> 00:52:21,876 ♪ Everybody live for the music-go-round ♪ 1087 00:52:21,959 --> 00:52:23,626 Are you on mushrooms? 1088 00:52:23,709 --> 00:52:26,584 -[laughs] -♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪ 1089 00:52:26,668 --> 00:52:29,168 ♪ La-la-la-la… ♪ 1090 00:52:29,251 --> 00:52:30,334 Maybe. 1091 00:52:31,459 --> 00:52:32,418 Are you? 1092 00:52:32,501 --> 00:52:33,834 ♪ La-la-la-la… ♪ 1093 00:52:33,918 --> 00:52:34,751 Yeah. 1094 00:52:34,834 --> 00:52:36,584 [both laugh] 1095 00:52:36,668 --> 00:52:38,501 -♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪ -♪ We're the kids ♪ 1096 00:52:38,584 --> 00:52:41,084 -♪ La-la-la-la ♪ -♪ We're the kids in America ♪ 1097 00:52:41,168 --> 00:52:44,126 -♪ We're the kids, we're the kids ♪ -♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪ 1098 00:52:44,209 --> 00:52:47,084 -♪ La-la-la-la ♪ -♪ We're the kids in America ♪ 1099 00:52:47,168 --> 00:52:50,334 -♪ We're the kids, we're the kids ♪ -♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪ 1100 00:52:50,418 --> 00:52:52,126 ♪ We're the kids in America… ♪ 1101 00:52:52,209 --> 00:52:53,626 One down. 1102 00:52:55,126 --> 00:52:56,126 One to go. 1103 00:52:56,209 --> 00:52:58,418 ♪ We're the kids in America ♪ 1104 00:53:00,334 --> 00:53:01,334 Do you feel amazing? 1105 00:53:01,918 --> 00:53:02,959 Incredible. 1106 00:53:04,251 --> 00:53:05,376 I know it's bad, 1107 00:53:07,043 --> 00:53:09,834 but watching them escort Carissa away was, like, 1108 00:53:10,418 --> 00:53:12,084 one of the best moments of my life. 1109 00:53:12,168 --> 00:53:13,501 [laughs] 1110 00:53:13,584 --> 00:53:15,876 Yeah, the Glennergy really leapt out. 1111 00:53:20,043 --> 00:53:20,918 Thank you. 1112 00:53:25,418 --> 00:53:26,584 Your house is, like… 1113 00:53:26,668 --> 00:53:29,043 [inhales] …really cozy. 1114 00:53:29,126 --> 00:53:31,709 "Cozy" is just a nice way of saying "small." 1115 00:53:32,876 --> 00:53:34,709 No, I… I really didn't mean it like that. 1116 00:53:34,793 --> 00:53:36,501 No, I know. I'm sorry. 1117 00:53:37,334 --> 00:53:38,584 I know you didn't. 1118 00:53:38,668 --> 00:53:40,376 I just used to be so afraid 1119 00:53:40,459 --> 00:53:43,084 of Tara and them finding out this is where I lived. 1120 00:53:44,751 --> 00:53:47,626 Isn't that twisted? They were my best friends. 1121 00:53:47,709 --> 00:53:50,751 Yeah, but your instincts were right. 1122 00:53:50,834 --> 00:53:51,709 [Drea] I guess. 1123 00:53:52,209 --> 00:53:55,709 Speaking of, I'm ready to see those texts. 1124 00:53:55,793 --> 00:53:56,918 You sure? 1125 00:53:58,251 --> 00:53:59,168 [whispers] Okay. 1126 00:54:00,668 --> 00:54:01,668 [whispers] Let's go. 1127 00:54:06,251 --> 00:54:07,209 [Eleanor exhales] 1128 00:54:08,668 --> 00:54:10,584 [Eleanor] All right. Come over here. 1129 00:54:11,168 --> 00:54:12,084 [sighs] 1130 00:54:15,209 --> 00:54:18,084 [sad music plays] 1131 00:54:18,168 --> 00:54:21,334 Oh my God. He's cheating with half the girls at Rosehill. 1132 00:54:22,834 --> 00:54:25,834 There are messages here from a girl in every clique. 1133 00:54:27,251 --> 00:54:28,584 Goes back years. 1134 00:54:33,626 --> 00:54:34,918 -Sorry. -[laptop closes] 1135 00:54:36,584 --> 00:54:38,001 Are you okay? 1136 00:54:38,084 --> 00:54:38,918 Yeah. 1137 00:54:39,709 --> 00:54:41,168 Yeah. No, I mean… 1138 00:54:41,751 --> 00:54:42,834 [Drea sniffles] 1139 00:54:42,918 --> 00:54:47,084 …Max is a lying garbage rat, so no surprise he was a cheater too. 1140 00:54:49,834 --> 00:54:54,584 If we expose those texts, everyone will know he did this to you. 1141 00:54:55,084 --> 00:54:56,459 [Drea] Good. He'll look even worse. 1142 00:54:57,293 --> 00:55:00,918 We should do it on Valentine's Day. Really go for the drama. 1143 00:55:13,959 --> 00:55:15,709 You know you don't have to be brave with me. 1144 00:55:17,918 --> 00:55:18,959 This sucks. 1145 00:55:20,126 --> 00:55:21,376 It's allowed to suck. 1146 00:55:29,668 --> 00:55:30,543 Yeah. 1147 00:55:32,709 --> 00:55:33,959 Fine. [scoffs] 1148 00:55:37,376 --> 00:55:38,293 It sucks. 1149 00:55:40,793 --> 00:55:41,668 [Drea sniffles] 1150 00:55:42,251 --> 00:55:43,584 It really sucks. 1151 00:55:49,626 --> 00:55:50,543 [sniffles] 1152 00:55:52,376 --> 00:55:54,209 Do you think I'll feel better? 1153 00:55:56,084 --> 00:55:57,084 What do you mean? 1154 00:55:58,376 --> 00:56:00,709 [inhales] I'm just so angry all the time. 1155 00:56:04,376 --> 00:56:05,293 [sighs] 1156 00:56:06,543 --> 00:56:08,418 There's this knot in my chest… 1157 00:56:10,501 --> 00:56:15,293 and the Max stuff made it worse, but… it's always been there. 1158 00:56:17,918 --> 00:56:21,001 And every day, I feel it getting tighter and stronger. 1159 00:56:23,293 --> 00:56:25,584 And I feel like it's choking me. [exhales] 1160 00:56:28,001 --> 00:56:31,043 Sometimes it just hurts to exist, you know? 1161 00:56:33,793 --> 00:56:36,001 I just wanna feel normal again. 1162 00:56:37,293 --> 00:56:38,126 Yeah. 1163 00:56:39,418 --> 00:56:41,126 I know exactly what you mean. 1164 00:56:44,709 --> 00:56:45,584 Come here. 1165 00:56:59,876 --> 00:57:02,293 I like you, Eleanor. [sniffs] 1166 00:57:04,793 --> 00:57:06,168 You're just like me. 1167 00:57:09,876 --> 00:57:10,834 Yeah. 1168 00:57:12,251 --> 00:57:13,126 I am. 1169 00:57:21,834 --> 00:57:22,709 Move. 1170 00:57:23,918 --> 00:57:24,793 Further. 1171 00:57:25,459 --> 00:57:26,293 Further. 1172 00:57:27,376 --> 00:57:29,126 -Thank you. -[clears throat] Okay, ready? 1173 00:57:29,209 --> 00:57:30,168 Go, go. 1174 00:57:30,251 --> 00:57:32,876 [xylophone music plays] 1175 00:57:32,959 --> 00:57:36,959 Good morning, Rosehill students. 1176 00:57:37,043 --> 00:57:38,584 Love is certainly in the air 1177 00:57:38,668 --> 00:57:40,876 with Valentine's Day right around the corner. 1178 00:57:40,959 --> 00:57:43,793 Today, I'm joined by Meghan Perez, 1179 00:57:43,876 --> 00:57:48,459 two-time National Scholastic Press Association Award winner 1180 00:57:48,543 --> 00:57:50,376 and editor of The Thorn. 1181 00:57:50,459 --> 00:57:53,251 Thank you so much, Meghan, for joining us today. 1182 00:57:53,334 --> 00:57:55,084 The pleasure is all mine, Tara. 1183 00:57:55,168 --> 00:57:56,334 [both laugh] 1184 00:57:56,418 --> 00:57:59,793 I am so happy we get to talk about the profile you're running 1185 00:57:59,876 --> 00:58:00,959 in today's Thorn. 1186 00:58:01,043 --> 00:58:04,084 [Meghan] Last year's public assault sent a shockwave through the campus. 1187 00:58:04,168 --> 00:58:08,459 And as a journalist, it felt like such a ripe space for closer exploration. 1188 00:58:08,543 --> 00:58:13,751 When I approached Max about this piece, I wasn't sure how he would feel about it. 1189 00:58:13,834 --> 00:58:16,918 But he was so game to get his side of the story out there. 1190 00:58:17,501 --> 00:58:20,168 [Tara] I am constantly blown away by his strength. 1191 00:58:20,251 --> 00:58:23,251 [Meghan] I know. He was so vulnerable, so honest. 1192 00:58:23,334 --> 00:58:26,626 [Tara] Well, I can't wait for everyone to read this thought-provoking piece. 1193 00:58:33,418 --> 00:58:34,834 Hey. Hey, hey. 1194 00:58:36,918 --> 00:58:37,918 What's up? 1195 00:58:38,668 --> 00:58:39,584 You okay? 1196 00:58:39,668 --> 00:58:41,501 [scoffs] 1197 00:58:41,584 --> 00:58:43,209 No, not really. 1198 00:58:43,709 --> 00:58:46,418 Uh, look, I'm having a pretty shit morning myself, 1199 00:58:46,501 --> 00:58:48,876 and I was contemplating ditching. 1200 00:58:49,793 --> 00:58:51,626 Would be a lot more fun if I had a mate. 1201 00:58:53,543 --> 00:58:54,584 A mate? 1202 00:58:54,668 --> 00:58:57,043 Yeah. Was gonna go for a joyride. 1203 00:58:59,501 --> 00:59:01,834 [upbeat music plays] 1204 00:59:02,626 --> 00:59:03,459 Let's roll. 1205 00:59:23,126 --> 00:59:24,959 What? [gasps] 1206 00:59:25,751 --> 00:59:26,584 Russ. 1207 00:59:27,418 --> 00:59:28,668 What is this place? 1208 00:59:29,251 --> 00:59:31,668 My dad bought this warehouse a couple of years ago 1209 00:59:31,751 --> 00:59:34,918 and then decided he didn't want it, so he just left it with me. 1210 00:59:36,626 --> 00:59:40,501 Wait. So, this entire warehouse belongs to you? 1211 00:59:41,709 --> 00:59:43,334 It's an artist collective. 1212 00:59:43,418 --> 00:59:44,334 Artist? 1213 00:59:46,001 --> 00:59:47,334 I didn't know you were an artist. 1214 00:59:47,418 --> 00:59:51,751 Sure, well, you don't tend to ask many people questions about themselves. 1215 00:59:51,834 --> 00:59:52,918 Okay, rude. 1216 00:59:54,709 --> 00:59:55,959 But fair. 1217 01:00:05,376 --> 01:00:08,043 So, what are we doing here? 1218 01:00:09,084 --> 01:00:13,251 So a couple of years ago, when my parents were getting divorced, 1219 01:00:13,334 --> 01:00:17,334 I… felt like I was caught in between the whole thing, 1220 01:00:17,418 --> 01:00:20,293 and… I was just really angry. 1221 01:00:20,376 --> 01:00:24,793 But I found that throwing paint at these canvases 1222 01:00:24,876 --> 01:00:26,793 really helped me channel my rage. 1223 01:00:27,293 --> 01:00:31,001 I've been coming here a lot since… Carissa got expelled. 1224 01:00:31,084 --> 01:00:33,251 It's been really tough for me without her. 1225 01:00:33,334 --> 01:00:37,251 And I thought, with everything you've been through, 1226 01:00:37,334 --> 01:00:38,668 maybe it could help you too. 1227 01:00:38,751 --> 01:00:41,001 I know this year hasn't been easy for you either. 1228 01:00:42,793 --> 01:00:45,293 ["Pretend" by Juliana Madrid plays] 1229 01:00:45,376 --> 01:00:46,959 -[laughs] -[gasps] 1230 01:00:48,584 --> 01:00:49,418 Oh, you're dead. 1231 01:00:50,334 --> 01:00:51,251 [Drea laughs] 1232 01:00:51,334 --> 01:00:53,751 -Oh! Murder you! -No, no, no. [screams] 1233 01:00:55,043 --> 01:00:56,168 Russ! 1234 01:00:59,793 --> 01:01:03,626 ♪ I was standing on my own ♪ 1235 01:01:05,126 --> 01:01:08,834 ♪ Then I got lost in your face ♪ 1236 01:01:08,918 --> 01:01:10,709 Okay, okay. Let's make… 1237 01:01:10,793 --> 01:01:14,709 ♪ Even though it's not My particular taste ♪ 1238 01:01:15,918 --> 01:01:18,584 ♪ Well, I figured if I go ♪ 1239 01:01:18,668 --> 01:01:21,043 ♪ I'll catch a ride with her, you know ♪ 1240 01:01:21,126 --> 01:01:23,918 ♪ I get us out, I'll get us in ♪ 1241 01:01:24,001 --> 01:01:26,459 ♪ Don't worry, I'll play pretend ♪ 1242 01:01:26,543 --> 01:01:27,501 [Drea screams] 1243 01:01:29,834 --> 01:01:32,959 ♪ Missionary is our ride ♪ 1244 01:01:35,376 --> 01:01:38,376 ♪ Don't be scared, it's just tonight ♪ 1245 01:01:40,834 --> 01:01:44,084 ♪ I figured Mary's got a ride ♪ 1246 01:01:46,251 --> 01:01:51,668 ♪ To the place we're going now, now ♪ 1247 01:01:51,751 --> 01:01:58,293 ♪ Don't be scared, it's just tonight ♪ 1248 01:01:58,376 --> 01:02:00,709 ["Pretend" by Juliana Madrid ends] 1249 01:02:00,793 --> 01:02:02,209 How're you feeling? 1250 01:02:02,293 --> 01:02:04,084 Much better. Thank you. 1251 01:02:04,793 --> 01:02:07,501 High school is stupid, and I look forward to being done with it. 1252 01:02:07,584 --> 01:02:09,668 [scoffs] Yeah, I feel you. 1253 01:02:10,626 --> 01:02:13,168 [sighs] So, what are your plans? 1254 01:02:14,251 --> 01:02:15,959 Yale then Harvard Law. 1255 01:02:16,043 --> 01:02:18,209 [both laugh] 1256 01:02:18,293 --> 01:02:19,584 That's a rough combo. 1257 01:02:20,209 --> 01:02:21,543 Oh, so you're a socialist? 1258 01:02:21,626 --> 01:02:23,834 All I'm saying is, don't equate your worth 1259 01:02:23,918 --> 01:02:26,084 to some archaic idea of what the best means. 1260 01:02:27,418 --> 01:02:31,959 Hey, um, can I say something that might make you very uncomfortable? 1261 01:02:32,959 --> 01:02:34,876 I guess you have to now. 1262 01:02:37,459 --> 01:02:39,001 I just want to say I'm sorry. 1263 01:02:39,876 --> 01:02:41,459 About what happened with Max. 1264 01:02:43,084 --> 01:02:43,959 Thank you. 1265 01:02:46,668 --> 01:02:48,084 It really means a lot. 1266 01:02:57,459 --> 01:02:58,584 You good? 1267 01:02:59,168 --> 01:03:00,084 Yeah. 1268 01:03:03,751 --> 01:03:07,376 -[Drea panting] -[mischievous music plays] 1269 01:03:07,459 --> 01:03:10,709 [man] And now, the founder of the Cis Hetero Men 1270 01:03:10,793 --> 01:03:15,418 Championing Female-Identifying Students League, Max Broussard. 1271 01:03:15,501 --> 01:03:16,334 [crowd cheers] 1272 01:03:19,209 --> 01:03:22,751 [screams] 1273 01:03:25,376 --> 01:03:27,001 [Max] Thank you. Thank you. 1274 01:03:27,084 --> 01:03:28,459 -Love you! -Yeah, baby. 1275 01:03:28,543 --> 01:03:29,543 [Max] Thank you, guys. 1276 01:03:29,626 --> 01:03:30,959 [laughs] 1277 01:03:31,043 --> 01:03:36,084 So, we in the League, we've been trying to put our heads together 1278 01:03:36,168 --> 01:03:38,793 to figure out a way to show all of you ladies at the school 1279 01:03:39,501 --> 01:03:40,668 how much you mean to us 1280 01:03:40,751 --> 01:03:43,376 and, more importantly, how much we respect you. 1281 01:03:43,459 --> 01:03:44,293 [coughs] 1282 01:03:44,376 --> 01:03:46,834 Come on. Let's give it for respecting women! 1283 01:03:46,918 --> 01:03:48,168 [crowd cheers] 1284 01:03:48,834 --> 01:03:50,501 [coughs] Sorry. 1285 01:03:51,334 --> 01:03:56,543 Now, as we all know, Valentine's Day is inherently patriarchal. 1286 01:03:56,626 --> 01:04:01,501 It is heteronormative, and, honestly, it's kind of isolating, 1287 01:04:01,584 --> 01:04:04,501 because you shouldn't have to have a special someone in your life 1288 01:04:04,584 --> 01:04:05,418 to feel included. 1289 01:04:05,501 --> 01:04:09,834 In fact, the most special someone in your life is you. 1290 01:04:09,918 --> 01:04:10,959 [crowd] Aw. 1291 01:04:11,043 --> 01:04:12,209 -[girl 1] Gag me! -[Max] So… 1292 01:04:13,001 --> 01:04:14,251 We thought, 1293 01:04:14,959 --> 01:04:20,709 "Why not take back this day and make it all about loving ourselves?" 1294 01:04:21,793 --> 01:04:24,709 -And… and, uh… -[phones chime] 1295 01:04:24,793 --> 01:04:26,043 So, we have… 1296 01:04:28,043 --> 01:04:30,376 -And, uh… -[girls talking indistinctly] 1297 01:04:30,459 --> 01:04:31,918 [girl 2] Oh my God, his texts! 1298 01:04:32,001 --> 01:04:33,251 [girl 3] Are you kidding me? 1299 01:04:33,334 --> 01:04:34,501 What's going on? 1300 01:04:34,584 --> 01:04:35,876 [girl 3] You're terrible. 1301 01:04:37,626 --> 01:04:38,918 Did you see this? 1302 01:04:39,418 --> 01:04:42,501 I'm shocked! This is shocking news! 1303 01:04:42,584 --> 01:04:45,001 [girls talking indistinctly] 1304 01:04:45,751 --> 01:04:46,626 What's going on? 1305 01:04:48,543 --> 01:04:50,209 [Drea] What an asshole, right? 1306 01:04:50,293 --> 01:04:51,376 [girl 4] Oh my God. 1307 01:04:53,209 --> 01:04:54,418 Oh my God. Cover me. 1308 01:04:54,501 --> 01:04:56,251 Shocking! I'm shocked! 1309 01:04:56,334 --> 01:04:57,543 [Tara] Cover me now. 1310 01:04:57,626 --> 01:04:59,376 Feminist, my ass, you know? 1311 01:04:59,959 --> 01:05:01,084 -[Tara] Higher. -Let's go. 1312 01:05:01,168 --> 01:05:02,001 [Tara] Higher. 1313 01:05:04,293 --> 01:05:05,751 [girl 3] It's gonna be okay. 1314 01:05:06,376 --> 01:05:08,418 [Tara] Cover me. Go! Go faster! 1315 01:05:08,501 --> 01:05:11,459 ["Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger plays] 1316 01:05:11,543 --> 01:05:13,959 ♪ …who salutes, but no one ever does… ♪ 1317 01:05:15,543 --> 01:05:17,793 We're casting spells tonight, bitches. 1318 01:05:17,876 --> 01:05:20,834 Here's what I heard went down. One of his side pieces blasted him. 1319 01:05:20,918 --> 01:05:23,793 She found out he wasn't just keeping her a secret. Mm-mm. 1320 01:05:23,876 --> 01:05:25,543 He's banging a girl in every clique. 1321 01:05:25,626 --> 01:05:27,293 Guess Max's allyship was an act. 1322 01:05:27,376 --> 01:05:28,376 Ban men! 1323 01:05:28,459 --> 01:05:29,751 Hey, rip 'em up, ladies. 1324 01:05:29,834 --> 01:05:31,418 Get out of the way! 1325 01:05:31,501 --> 01:05:34,209 [girl shouting indistinctly] 1326 01:05:37,168 --> 01:05:38,668 [boy shouting indistinctly] 1327 01:05:45,043 --> 01:05:46,376 No, we're in the library. 1328 01:05:46,459 --> 01:05:48,543 This is bad for us both. How do we spin this? 1329 01:05:48,626 --> 01:05:51,001 No, no, no, no. Max is in his safe space. Yeah. 1330 01:05:51,084 --> 01:05:52,584 [Max] Please make this go away. 1331 01:05:52,668 --> 01:05:54,501 [Tara] Baby, I'm on with my dad's strategist. 1332 01:05:54,584 --> 01:05:56,876 Maximus, you okay? 1333 01:05:56,959 --> 01:05:58,418 [Max] Fix it, please. 1334 01:05:59,168 --> 01:06:02,959 Oh my God. Yes, that's genius. Thank you so much. 1335 01:06:03,626 --> 01:06:05,668 Okay, guys, here's the plan. 1336 01:06:05,751 --> 01:06:08,251 Tara and Max are ethically nonmonogamous. 1337 01:06:09,251 --> 01:06:10,168 They're poly. 1338 01:06:10,668 --> 01:06:14,084 Honestly, y'all, it's kind of wack to bind yourself to some old-school ideas 1339 01:06:14,168 --> 01:06:16,668 of what we think relationships should look like. 1340 01:06:16,751 --> 01:06:19,001 Y'all, we're young. We're fluid. 1341 01:06:19,084 --> 01:06:22,126 -We should be out there eating ass, dawg. -Yeah. 1342 01:06:22,209 --> 01:06:24,126 It's actually super progressive of them 1343 01:06:24,209 --> 01:06:26,543 to transcend heteronormative structures, you know? 1344 01:06:26,626 --> 01:06:29,043 This is America. We finna eat any ass we want, y'all. 1345 01:06:29,126 --> 01:06:31,043 Get in there and eat that ass is what I'm saying. 1346 01:06:31,126 --> 01:06:35,376 Also, if they're open, then that means… 1347 01:06:36,251 --> 01:06:38,501 [inhales sharply] …I have a shot with Max! 1348 01:06:38,584 --> 01:06:40,834 -[both] I have a shot with Max! -I have a shot with Max? 1349 01:06:40,918 --> 01:06:42,126 I have a shot with Max. 1350 01:06:42,209 --> 01:06:43,584 I have a shot with Max. 1351 01:06:44,376 --> 01:06:45,251 Bitch. 1352 01:06:45,334 --> 01:06:46,751 I have a shot with Max! 1353 01:06:46,834 --> 01:06:47,668 [babbling] 1354 01:06:49,751 --> 01:06:51,793 [girl] He's actually more progressive than I thought. 1355 01:06:51,876 --> 01:06:53,793 [boy] I never doubted him, not for a second. 1356 01:06:54,959 --> 01:06:55,959 Drea. 1357 01:06:56,626 --> 01:06:59,043 The headmaster wants to see you in her office. 1358 01:07:00,751 --> 01:07:02,584 Okay, I'll be right there. 1359 01:07:06,584 --> 01:07:08,709 -Fuck. -["Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger ends] 1360 01:07:10,668 --> 01:07:11,668 [shears clipping] 1361 01:07:23,543 --> 01:07:26,376 [sighs] It's been quite an interesting day. 1362 01:07:28,001 --> 01:07:31,251 You know, I pride myself on having this uncanny ability 1363 01:07:31,334 --> 01:07:33,626 to spot and nurture talent. 1364 01:07:34,293 --> 01:07:39,084 Well, maybe not directly nurture, but you know, I can see it, 1365 01:07:39,918 --> 01:07:41,834 and then I delegate the nurturing. 1366 01:07:43,001 --> 01:07:47,501 When I read your application essay, I thought, "This girl is the future." 1367 01:07:48,626 --> 01:07:50,043 "This girl is special." 1368 01:07:52,084 --> 01:07:53,251 I hate being wrong. 1369 01:07:54,709 --> 01:07:55,793 You weren't wrong. 1370 01:07:58,501 --> 01:08:00,084 [inhales] 1371 01:08:00,168 --> 01:08:03,668 I only trim my bonsai when I'm especially vexed. 1372 01:08:04,918 --> 01:08:07,126 Poor thing has seen a lot of action this year 1373 01:08:07,209 --> 01:08:09,209 due, in large part, to you. 1374 01:08:10,293 --> 01:08:11,834 She's gonna be bald soon. 1375 01:08:13,709 --> 01:08:16,793 I just got off a rather distressing call with Jessica Cron, 1376 01:08:16,876 --> 01:08:18,209 head of admissions for Yale. 1377 01:08:18,293 --> 01:08:19,793 Oh, this is about Yale? 1378 01:08:20,876 --> 01:08:22,251 What else would it be about? 1379 01:08:23,126 --> 01:08:24,501 Nothing. I… [chuckles] 1380 01:08:26,334 --> 01:08:27,209 Wait. 1381 01:08:29,501 --> 01:08:30,668 Did Yale reject me? 1382 01:08:31,543 --> 01:08:32,959 I tried to turn her. 1383 01:08:33,834 --> 01:08:37,876 But your grades have slipped, your extracurricular is nonexistent, 1384 01:08:37,959 --> 01:08:40,209 and the icing on this unsavory cake, 1385 01:08:40,293 --> 01:08:43,918 someone sent her the Thorn piece detailing your assault on Mr. Broussard. 1386 01:08:44,501 --> 01:08:45,751 It's quite the trifecta. 1387 01:08:45,834 --> 01:08:48,751 No, no, no. It's not even April yet. Like, I… 1388 01:08:49,709 --> 01:08:53,459 I can turn this around. I just… This year is… I've been distracted-- 1389 01:08:53,543 --> 01:08:57,084 Whatever you've been distracted with, I hope it's worth your future. 1390 01:08:57,584 --> 01:08:59,043 Because that's what it cost you. 1391 01:08:59,751 --> 01:09:02,084 [tense music plays] 1392 01:09:02,168 --> 01:09:03,418 Can I please be excused? 1393 01:09:03,501 --> 01:09:04,751 Yup. 1394 01:09:09,168 --> 01:09:11,543 [Drea] I felt violated all over again. 1395 01:09:12,251 --> 01:09:15,918 There was only one person sadistic enough to send that article. 1396 01:09:16,418 --> 01:09:19,626 It was clear. Max was hunting me for sport. 1397 01:09:21,584 --> 01:09:24,876 Yale was the only thing keeping me from going for his throat, 1398 01:09:24,959 --> 01:09:26,584 but it was open season now. 1399 01:09:29,043 --> 01:09:30,959 I had nothing holding me back, 1400 01:09:31,043 --> 01:09:33,584 and I was prepared to burn it all to the ground. 1401 01:09:33,668 --> 01:09:36,584 [thunder rumbling] 1402 01:09:38,168 --> 01:09:40,293 -[door opens] -[footsteps approaching] 1403 01:09:40,376 --> 01:09:42,834 [Eleanor] Oh my God. I'm so sorry. We can try again. 1404 01:09:42,918 --> 01:09:44,001 Yale rejected me. 1405 01:09:45,876 --> 01:09:48,751 -[sighs] -No, no, no. Don't do that. Don't pity me. 1406 01:09:48,834 --> 01:09:50,501 And definitely don't touch me. 1407 01:09:51,501 --> 01:09:52,959 -God. -[sighs] 1408 01:09:53,043 --> 01:09:54,834 It's not just Max. It's all of them, 1409 01:09:54,918 --> 01:09:57,501 Tara, Meghan, Montana, Elliot. 1410 01:09:57,584 --> 01:10:00,543 Every one of those trust-fund fucks who I used to be friends with, 1411 01:10:00,626 --> 01:10:03,709 they just stood by while Max ruined my life. 1412 01:10:03,793 --> 01:10:05,668 I've lost everything, Eleanor. 1413 01:10:06,793 --> 01:10:08,001 Fucking everything! 1414 01:10:09,043 --> 01:10:11,793 What are you saying? [exhales] You want to go after all of them? 1415 01:10:15,251 --> 01:10:17,251 [chuckles] Yes. 1416 01:10:17,751 --> 01:10:19,918 Yes, that is exactly what I'm saying. 1417 01:10:20,584 --> 01:10:23,293 They need to feel the consequences of what they did to me. 1418 01:10:23,376 --> 01:10:25,459 Taking away my social status, that's one thing. 1419 01:10:25,543 --> 01:10:26,918 But taking away Yale? 1420 01:10:28,043 --> 01:10:30,543 Oh. They have to pay. 1421 01:10:32,084 --> 01:10:34,918 All of them. [laughs] 1422 01:10:35,001 --> 01:10:36,376 -Fuck. -So, um… 1423 01:10:38,043 --> 01:10:39,334 What do you wanna do? 1424 01:10:40,168 --> 01:10:42,418 Please tell me you got into at least one Ivy. 1425 01:10:44,626 --> 01:10:46,584 [in singsong] Brown and Columbia, bitches. 1426 01:10:47,168 --> 01:10:48,043 Should we tell her? 1427 01:10:48,126 --> 01:10:48,959 Tell me what? 1428 01:10:49,793 --> 01:10:51,918 Every year, there's this epic party. 1429 01:10:52,001 --> 01:10:53,418 It's called the Admissions Party. 1430 01:10:53,501 --> 01:10:55,168 A night of pure debauchery. 1431 01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:57,334 No social media. No phones. 1432 01:10:57,418 --> 01:11:01,043 Cell phones are surrendered at the entrance from sundown to sunup. 1433 01:11:01,126 --> 01:11:03,376 It's all-out madness. 1434 01:11:03,459 --> 01:11:05,084 It's a Rosehill senior tradition. 1435 01:11:05,168 --> 01:11:08,918 And the only way in is your Ivy acceptance letter. 1436 01:11:09,001 --> 01:11:12,668 You're going to expose each one of those duplicitous assholes 1437 01:11:13,168 --> 01:11:14,709 and destroy their futures. 1438 01:11:14,793 --> 01:11:16,709 -[laughs] -What about Max? 1439 01:11:16,793 --> 01:11:18,793 [inhales, exhales] 1440 01:11:19,501 --> 01:11:22,209 -We're gonna kill him. -[thunder rumbling] 1441 01:11:22,293 --> 01:11:23,168 You're not serious? 1442 01:11:23,751 --> 01:11:25,459 -No, I'm not fucking serious. -[sighs] 1443 01:11:26,376 --> 01:11:27,501 But Max is mine. 1444 01:11:28,126 --> 01:11:30,334 I'm gonna get him to admit once and for all 1445 01:11:30,418 --> 01:11:31,876 that he leaked that video. 1446 01:11:31,959 --> 01:11:34,084 Something he can't spin his way out of. 1447 01:11:35,293 --> 01:11:37,334 What do you say, pal? Hmm? 1448 01:11:37,834 --> 01:11:39,084 Ready to take them down? 1449 01:11:40,834 --> 01:11:41,668 I'm in. 1450 01:11:43,418 --> 01:11:46,043 [Eleanor] Spoiler alert, Drea snapped. 1451 01:11:46,668 --> 01:11:50,209 When she lost Yale, a dark cloud settled over our friendship. 1452 01:11:50,709 --> 01:11:54,043 She only cared about one thing, revenge. 1453 01:11:57,001 --> 01:11:58,459 -[gasps] -Where's the party happening? 1454 01:11:58,543 --> 01:11:59,668 Max rented a house. 1455 01:11:59,751 --> 01:12:01,293 -I don't have the address yet. -Bro. 1456 01:12:01,376 --> 01:12:04,418 My birthday is tomorrow. Do you wanna maybe do something together? 1457 01:12:04,501 --> 01:12:06,043 Yeah, sure. Get the address. 1458 01:12:07,668 --> 01:12:10,376 ♪ Sun down, and I'm feeling lifted… ♪ 1459 01:12:10,459 --> 01:12:12,584 I'm really glad you were down to hang. 1460 01:12:13,251 --> 01:12:16,459 -You have quite the social calendar. -[Eleanor] Yeah, it's been a weird year. 1461 01:12:16,543 --> 01:12:19,668 ♪ …silk dress dancing in the wind… ♪ 1462 01:12:20,376 --> 01:12:22,793 Hey, are you okay? What's going on? 1463 01:12:22,876 --> 01:12:25,793 I feel like I'm being eaten alive from the inside, actually. 1464 01:12:25,876 --> 01:12:27,793 ♪ Life's so fun, life's so fun… ♪ 1465 01:12:27,876 --> 01:12:31,251 You ever look around and just think, "How did I get here?" 1466 01:12:31,834 --> 01:12:33,626 Yeah. All the time. 1467 01:12:34,209 --> 01:12:36,251 You run with a pretty intense crowd these days. 1468 01:12:36,334 --> 01:12:39,043 [Eleanor] It's as surprising to me as it is to you. 1469 01:12:40,501 --> 01:12:43,001 You've also had quite the change this year. 1470 01:12:44,043 --> 01:12:46,209 -The new fits, blond hair. -Hmm. 1471 01:12:47,668 --> 01:12:49,418 It's rad. Don't get me wrong. 1472 01:12:50,418 --> 01:12:53,501 But I'm still here for the Eleanor I met on the first day of school. 1473 01:12:54,751 --> 01:12:56,584 I think she's really something. 1474 01:12:56,668 --> 01:13:00,168 [hesitates] I'm sorry. The old Eleanor can't come to the phone right now. 1475 01:13:00,251 --> 01:13:01,084 Why? 1476 01:13:01,626 --> 01:13:04,168 -'Cause she's dead. -♪ Inside of the CVS ♪ 1477 01:13:04,668 --> 01:13:06,418 ♪ When she turns… ♪ 1478 01:13:06,501 --> 01:13:09,751 Nah, but all this shit, it's just armor. 1479 01:13:10,543 --> 01:13:11,584 You know? 1480 01:13:11,668 --> 01:13:15,334 Like, here, mine is seeming incredibly secure of myself, 1481 01:13:15,418 --> 01:13:18,126 when, in reality, my whole I-don't-give-a-shit thing 1482 01:13:18,209 --> 01:13:21,334 is just a front so no one can tell I actually care so much. 1483 01:13:21,418 --> 01:13:22,418 Seriously. 1484 01:13:22,501 --> 01:13:24,709 ♪ Keeping it light like silk chiffon… ♪ 1485 01:13:24,793 --> 01:13:25,918 I really like you. 1486 01:13:26,001 --> 01:13:26,918 ♪ Life's so fun ♪ 1487 01:13:27,001 --> 01:13:29,251 ♪ Don't need to worry about no one ♪ 1488 01:13:29,334 --> 01:13:30,751 ♪ She said I got her… ♪ 1489 01:13:30,834 --> 01:13:32,501 I wanna tell you everything. 1490 01:13:33,001 --> 01:13:35,626 ♪ She's so soft like silk chiffon ♪ 1491 01:13:35,709 --> 01:13:37,043 I really like you too. 1492 01:13:37,126 --> 01:13:40,293 ♪ She's so soft like silk chiffon ♪ 1493 01:13:40,376 --> 01:13:41,751 ♪ Silk ♪ 1494 01:13:42,959 --> 01:13:44,418 ♪ Chiffon ♪ 1495 01:13:44,501 --> 01:13:46,834 ♪ That's how it feels ♪ 1496 01:13:46,918 --> 01:13:50,251 ♪ Oh, when she's on me ♪ 1497 01:13:51,001 --> 01:13:53,626 ["Silk Chiffon (Feat. Phoebe Bridgers)" by MUNA ends] 1498 01:13:55,334 --> 01:13:57,084 -[glass tinkling] -[male voice] Shh. 1499 01:14:01,001 --> 01:14:02,918 -[giggling in the distance] -[Eleanor] Drea? 1500 01:14:07,043 --> 01:14:08,459 Is there someone there? 1501 01:14:16,751 --> 01:14:19,168 [all scream] Surprise! 1502 01:14:19,251 --> 01:14:21,834 -Oh my fucking God! -[Max] Hey! 1503 01:14:21,918 --> 01:14:24,001 -Happy birthday! -Happy birthday! 1504 01:14:24,084 --> 01:14:25,668 -You scared me. -[Max] You all right? 1505 01:14:25,751 --> 01:14:27,626 -You gonna shank us? -Oh no. I wouldn't-- 1506 01:14:27,709 --> 01:14:29,084 This is my birthday party? 1507 01:14:29,168 --> 01:14:30,168 [Tara] Happy birthday. 1508 01:14:30,251 --> 01:14:32,126 -Here you go. -I can't believe you did this. 1509 01:14:32,209 --> 01:14:34,876 -You did this for me? -Of course. You're our friend. 1510 01:14:35,668 --> 01:14:37,459 [Eleanor] In a shocking twist of events, 1511 01:14:37,543 --> 01:14:41,418 it turns out everything I thought I hated was exactly what I always wanted. 1512 01:14:41,501 --> 01:14:44,376 Sure, this started as me infiltrating Max's group to help Drea. 1513 01:14:44,459 --> 01:14:47,459 But at this moment, I just felt like I was surrounded by my friends, 1514 01:14:47,543 --> 01:14:51,543 and all it took to get them was me trying to ruin their lives. 1515 01:14:52,209 --> 01:14:54,501 -Oh! Okay. -[Elliot] Show what you got. Pose it up! 1516 01:14:54,584 --> 01:14:56,626 -Yeah! -Come on. 1517 01:15:00,126 --> 01:15:02,793 [Drea] Eleanor was really pissing me off. 1518 01:15:02,876 --> 01:15:05,959 We made this plan. I helped her get what she wanted, 1519 01:15:06,043 --> 01:15:08,626 and now when it was my turn, she ghosted me? 1520 01:15:09,418 --> 01:15:11,709 -What's going on in that head of yours? -Hmm? 1521 01:15:11,793 --> 01:15:13,084 -Hmm? -Nothing. 1522 01:15:13,709 --> 01:15:14,709 Come here. 1523 01:15:16,918 --> 01:15:20,334 I just need a little distraction from all the stress. 1524 01:15:21,959 --> 01:15:22,834 [Russ] Okay. 1525 01:15:23,709 --> 01:15:24,668 I can do that. 1526 01:15:31,626 --> 01:15:32,793 [fake moans] 1527 01:15:34,209 --> 01:15:35,334 Fuck. 1528 01:15:36,126 --> 01:15:37,709 [fake moans] So good. 1529 01:15:38,418 --> 01:15:40,043 [fake moans] 1530 01:15:41,293 --> 01:15:43,418 [fake moaning loudly] 1531 01:15:43,501 --> 01:15:47,168 It's the birthday girl. We all having a good time. 1532 01:15:47,251 --> 01:15:50,168 [crowd cheers] 1533 01:15:50,251 --> 01:15:53,043 -I came. Let's go to a party. -["Bitter Bitch" by Helen plays] 1534 01:15:53,126 --> 01:15:56,334 -Never have I ever had a threesome. -♪ I've become a bitter bitch ♪ 1535 01:15:56,418 --> 01:15:59,668 ♪ But I don't mind… ♪ 1536 01:16:00,543 --> 01:16:02,043 Happy birthday, Eleanor. 1537 01:16:02,126 --> 01:16:04,501 [Montana gasps] Drea's here. 1538 01:16:06,834 --> 01:16:07,834 Oh my God. 1539 01:16:08,793 --> 01:16:11,043 [Meghan laughs] What is she doing here? 1540 01:16:11,126 --> 01:16:12,793 I didn't know you knew Drea. 1541 01:16:12,876 --> 01:16:14,709 We have a couple classes together. 1542 01:16:14,793 --> 01:16:17,209 ♪ Now they mad that I stir some trouble ♪ 1543 01:16:17,293 --> 01:16:19,543 ♪ Sayin' that "Weren’t you once so sweet?" ♪ 1544 01:16:19,626 --> 01:16:21,876 ♪ Tryna walk all over me… ♪ 1545 01:16:21,959 --> 01:16:23,626 -What are you doing here? -What do you mean? 1546 01:16:23,709 --> 01:16:26,543 I saw the party on Montana's Story. She still has me on Close Friends. 1547 01:16:27,293 --> 01:16:29,251 Well, I'm sure that's by mistake. 1548 01:16:29,334 --> 01:16:33,209 So hostile. I'm waving the white flag, Max. 1549 01:16:33,293 --> 01:16:36,251 Look, can't we just put all this ugliness aside? 1550 01:16:36,334 --> 01:16:38,251 I mean, you said you didn't leak the video, 1551 01:16:38,334 --> 01:16:42,293 and I believe it. So, why are we still fighting, right? 1552 01:16:44,668 --> 01:16:45,543 Yeah. 1553 01:16:46,709 --> 01:16:48,376 -Yeah, you're right. -Great. 1554 01:16:48,459 --> 01:16:50,793 I'm glad you're here, Dre. Have a good time. 1555 01:16:51,834 --> 01:16:52,959 Max. 1556 01:16:54,043 --> 01:16:54,918 Russ. 1557 01:16:56,543 --> 01:16:57,918 [Max] Hmm. 1558 01:16:58,001 --> 01:16:59,334 [laughs] 1559 01:16:59,418 --> 01:17:00,543 Okay. 1560 01:17:02,668 --> 01:17:05,126 Ooh. [laughs] Such a fun vibe. 1561 01:17:05,209 --> 01:17:08,126 Um, can I just steal the birthday girl for a sec? 1562 01:17:08,209 --> 01:17:09,876 -[Max] Mm-hmm. -Your house is so cute. 1563 01:17:09,959 --> 01:17:13,168 Come on. Show me around. I feel like I don't even know you. 1564 01:17:14,043 --> 01:17:15,459 -[meows] -[both laugh] 1565 01:17:17,459 --> 01:17:20,126 Well, I think you handled that very well. 1566 01:17:21,126 --> 01:17:23,293 How does she even have this address? 1567 01:17:25,334 --> 01:17:26,293 Good question. 1568 01:17:26,876 --> 01:17:27,709 Nice entrance. 1569 01:17:28,918 --> 01:17:30,543 Yeah? Nice jacket. 1570 01:17:30,626 --> 01:17:31,459 It was a gift. 1571 01:17:32,209 --> 01:17:34,626 I can't believe you. What do you think you're doing? 1572 01:17:34,709 --> 01:17:36,043 You don't answer my texts. 1573 01:17:36,126 --> 01:17:39,834 What do you think you're doing? You come to my house. Are you okay? 1574 01:17:39,918 --> 01:17:41,209 Are you? 1575 01:17:41,293 --> 01:17:43,584 Because it's you I'm worried about, Eleanor. 1576 01:17:43,668 --> 01:17:47,001 Those people do not care about you. They're not your friends. 1577 01:17:47,084 --> 01:17:50,418 Oh, is that what this is about? You're jealous I'm with your old friends? 1578 01:17:51,543 --> 01:17:53,834 Did you even remember that it was my birthday? 1579 01:17:56,043 --> 01:18:00,209 No. Okay? I didn't. But, fuck, why would I know that? 1580 01:18:00,293 --> 01:18:03,501 [cries] Because I told you yesterday. Because we spent an entire year together. 1581 01:18:03,584 --> 01:18:07,168 Oh my God, you're pathetic. Can't you see what he's doing? 1582 01:18:07,251 --> 01:18:11,751 None of this is real. This party? He's controlling you, dude. 1583 01:18:12,584 --> 01:18:16,376 Every person in there will drop you the minute you do not serve them anymore. 1584 01:18:16,459 --> 01:18:17,793 Are you any different? 1585 01:18:18,668 --> 01:18:21,001 At least with Max, I got a birthday party out of it. 1586 01:18:22,793 --> 01:18:26,084 Wait, wait, wait. You don't like him, do you? 1587 01:18:26,168 --> 01:18:28,751 Because he leaked that video, Eleanor. 1588 01:18:28,834 --> 01:18:30,668 He leaked that video. 1589 01:18:31,168 --> 01:18:32,334 Are you sure? 1590 01:18:34,376 --> 01:18:36,084 There's never been any evidence. 1591 01:18:40,543 --> 01:18:41,459 Take that back. 1592 01:18:44,418 --> 01:18:45,251 No. 1593 01:18:45,334 --> 01:18:48,334 ["She's All I Wanna Be" by Tate McRae plays] 1594 01:18:50,251 --> 01:18:52,668 I mean this from the bottom of my heart. 1595 01:18:52,751 --> 01:18:54,709 ♪ You want the girl With the small waist… ♪ 1596 01:18:55,293 --> 01:18:57,251 Fuck you, Eleanor! 1597 01:18:57,334 --> 01:18:58,668 Go home, Drea. 1598 01:18:58,751 --> 01:19:00,959 ♪ Someone who's out every weekday ♪ 1599 01:19:01,626 --> 01:19:03,334 ♪ In her dad's new car ♪ 1600 01:19:04,668 --> 01:19:06,918 ♪ You tell me I shouldn't stress out ♪ 1601 01:19:07,418 --> 01:19:09,334 ♪ Say it's not that hard… ♪ 1602 01:19:10,793 --> 01:19:11,834 Gabbi. 1603 01:19:13,084 --> 01:19:14,334 Did you overhear that? 1604 01:19:15,209 --> 01:19:16,376 I'm sorry. Drea is-- 1605 01:19:16,459 --> 01:19:17,543 Yeah, I know Drea. 1606 01:19:17,626 --> 01:19:18,584 And… 1607 01:19:19,626 --> 01:19:20,626 I love my brother. 1608 01:19:20,709 --> 01:19:23,376 But… you know he leaked that video. 1609 01:19:23,959 --> 01:19:26,084 You said some pretty messed-up stuff out there. 1610 01:19:26,668 --> 01:19:28,126 [Eleanor] It's complicated. 1611 01:19:29,459 --> 01:19:32,668 Hey, I guess we solved the mystery of Eleanor, though, right? 1612 01:19:34,376 --> 01:19:36,709 This isn't your armor anymore. It's just you. 1613 01:19:38,668 --> 01:19:40,668 Fuck, I can't believe I was wrong. 1614 01:19:42,293 --> 01:19:44,918 Happy birthday, though. I'll see you around. 1615 01:19:45,001 --> 01:19:47,084 ♪ Be bored with mine ♪ 1616 01:19:47,168 --> 01:19:49,959 ♪ She's got everything that I don't have ♪ 1617 01:19:50,043 --> 01:19:54,668 ♪ And she's all I wanna be All I wanna be so bad ♪ 1618 01:19:57,501 --> 01:19:59,626 -[phone line rings] -[man on phone] Paul's Auto. 1619 01:19:59,709 --> 01:20:03,168 Hi. Oh my God. [laughs] I'm so happy you're still open. 1620 01:20:03,251 --> 01:20:08,043 Um, this is Drea Torres. You fixed my teal Mitsubishi earlier this year. 1621 01:20:08,543 --> 01:20:11,876 I'm late to pick up my mom from work, and my car is not starting up, 1622 01:20:11,959 --> 01:20:13,959 and I'm worried it's the same issue. 1623 01:20:14,459 --> 01:20:17,209 [man] Yeah, last time, someone removed your spark plug. 1624 01:20:17,293 --> 01:20:18,751 That's why it wouldn't start. 1625 01:20:19,709 --> 01:20:20,584 Wait. What? 1626 01:20:21,501 --> 01:20:24,126 Why would someone do that? Are they worth something? 1627 01:20:24,209 --> 01:20:27,626 [man] They're worth about 20 bucks. Someone was probably messing with you. 1628 01:20:28,126 --> 01:20:31,418 You got a jealous ex-boyfriend who can fix cars? [chuckles] 1629 01:20:31,501 --> 01:20:32,918 [tense music plays] 1630 01:20:36,626 --> 01:20:37,834 Something like that. 1631 01:20:39,251 --> 01:20:41,584 [Drea] There was only one way to get to the bottom of this. 1632 01:20:41,668 --> 01:20:44,418 I needed information only one girl would have. 1633 01:20:45,001 --> 01:20:46,543 And it wasn't Erica Norman, 1634 01:20:46,626 --> 01:20:49,501 the girl I allegedly framed at tennis camp. 1635 01:20:49,584 --> 01:20:51,251 This was just a fun surprise. 1636 01:20:51,334 --> 01:20:52,293 Drea. 1637 01:20:53,876 --> 01:20:55,501 [Drea] I hate surprises. 1638 01:20:56,293 --> 01:20:57,376 Erica. 1639 01:20:57,459 --> 01:20:58,959 Wow, hi. 1640 01:20:59,918 --> 01:21:01,668 How are you, girl? 1641 01:21:02,251 --> 01:21:05,876 [scoffs] You know, got kicked out of tennis camp. 1642 01:21:05,959 --> 01:21:06,793 Yeah. 1643 01:21:06,876 --> 01:21:11,626 Lost my scholarship to Stanford, and I developed an actual coke problem. 1644 01:21:11,709 --> 01:21:13,418 [inhales] Oh no. 1645 01:21:13,918 --> 01:21:16,918 -So what are you doing here? -I came to see a friend. 1646 01:21:17,001 --> 01:21:21,293 You know, I'm really glad that I get to see you, 1647 01:21:21,376 --> 01:21:22,918 'cause… [inhales] 1648 01:21:23,834 --> 01:21:26,418 …one of the steps in my recovery program 1649 01:21:26,501 --> 01:21:29,793 is to make amends with the people who I've hurt. 1650 01:21:29,876 --> 01:21:31,876 So… [chuckles] 1651 01:21:31,959 --> 01:21:34,126 [sighs] …Drea… 1652 01:21:35,084 --> 01:21:35,918 Yeah. 1653 01:21:36,668 --> 01:21:37,501 Okay. 1654 01:21:37,584 --> 01:21:39,251 Drea, Drea, Drea. [inhales] 1655 01:21:39,334 --> 01:21:40,168 [Drea] Yep. 1656 01:21:40,959 --> 01:21:42,751 From the bottom of my heart… 1657 01:21:44,959 --> 01:21:46,543 I wish you nothing 1658 01:21:47,043 --> 01:21:48,209 but the worst 1659 01:21:49,168 --> 01:21:52,709 for the rest of your miserable fucking existence. 1660 01:21:53,418 --> 01:21:54,626 And… 1661 01:21:56,751 --> 01:21:59,501 I love your ear balls. 1662 01:22:01,418 --> 01:22:02,418 I love them. 1663 01:22:05,293 --> 01:22:07,626 -Thank you. -[footsteps approaching] 1664 01:22:07,709 --> 01:22:10,043 She's waiting for you on the lower level. 1665 01:22:11,584 --> 01:22:12,709 Great. 1666 01:22:14,126 --> 01:22:15,501 Erica… [sighs] 1667 01:22:16,543 --> 01:22:18,459 So good to see you. [chuckles] 1668 01:22:20,043 --> 01:22:22,251 -Hmm. -Hang in there, okay? 1669 01:22:25,501 --> 01:22:27,543 Sleep with one eye open, bitch. 1670 01:22:27,626 --> 01:22:30,959 -[woman] Erica, return to craft time. -I'm fucking coming! 1671 01:22:32,084 --> 01:22:34,084 [mischievous music plays] 1672 01:22:41,793 --> 01:22:42,709 Drea. 1673 01:22:43,376 --> 01:22:45,626 I wanna talk to you about Eleanor Levetan. 1674 01:23:05,001 --> 01:23:08,126 She's been ignoring me all year. I almost didn't recognize her. 1675 01:23:08,709 --> 01:23:10,501 She certainly remembers you. 1676 01:23:10,584 --> 01:23:12,709 It's kind of hard to forget your first crush. 1677 01:23:12,793 --> 01:23:16,251 She was sort of my first girlfriend back when she went by Nora. 1678 01:23:16,834 --> 01:23:17,834 Nora? 1679 01:23:17,918 --> 01:23:19,251 [Carissa] Yeah, Nora. 1680 01:23:19,834 --> 01:23:21,709 She had the nose job and the name change, 1681 01:23:21,793 --> 01:23:24,043 but hey, I think they're both working for her. 1682 01:23:24,126 --> 01:23:25,043 Nose job? 1683 01:23:25,126 --> 01:23:29,126 Wait. She told me that you started some fucked-up rumor about her 1684 01:23:29,209 --> 01:23:32,293 that she kissed you and that you literally destroyed her life. 1685 01:23:33,043 --> 01:23:35,001 -She told you that I did that? -Mm-hmm. 1686 01:23:35,084 --> 01:23:37,793 That is so weird. First, that she told you it was me, 1687 01:23:37,876 --> 01:23:40,293 and second, that you didn't immediately call bullshit. 1688 01:23:41,043 --> 01:23:42,668 Why would I call bullshit? 1689 01:23:44,668 --> 01:23:46,334 You seriously don't remember? 1690 01:23:46,418 --> 01:23:48,459 Drea, you were the one who started that rumor. 1691 01:23:49,043 --> 01:23:49,876 What? 1692 01:23:49,959 --> 01:23:53,168 Yeah, Eleanor is Nora Cutler, from day camp. 1693 01:23:53,959 --> 01:23:55,543 Nosy Nora Cutler. 1694 01:23:58,834 --> 01:24:02,418 Oh my God! Nosy Nora. 1695 01:24:03,001 --> 01:24:05,251 Yeah, she came out to me, 1696 01:24:06,084 --> 01:24:06,959 and I… 1697 01:24:07,668 --> 01:24:09,293 ["Shame Reactions" by Pom Pom Squad plays] 1698 01:24:09,376 --> 01:24:10,209 I… 1699 01:24:10,293 --> 01:24:13,043 She told everyone that I tried to hold her down and kiss her. 1700 01:24:13,126 --> 01:24:14,709 She turned me into this predator. 1701 01:24:17,293 --> 01:24:20,584 I don't wanna make her pay. 1702 01:24:22,209 --> 01:24:24,584 I wanna burn her to the ground. 1703 01:24:25,168 --> 01:24:26,876 Oh fuck. 1704 01:24:28,793 --> 01:24:32,001 [Mom] You can't sit around like this all summer. Not again. 1705 01:24:34,418 --> 01:24:36,251 ♪ Whisky a Go Go ♪ 1706 01:24:36,334 --> 01:24:38,293 ♪ Head spinning Oh no… ♪ 1707 01:24:39,376 --> 01:24:40,376 [Eleanor] Mom? 1708 01:24:42,959 --> 01:24:44,168 What about tennis camp? 1709 01:24:46,751 --> 01:24:47,876 In Palm Beach? 1710 01:24:47,959 --> 01:24:51,459 ♪ Chaotic stupid I'll get used to feeling useless ♪ 1711 01:24:51,543 --> 01:24:53,793 ♪ Is there a way for me to kill… ♪ 1712 01:24:53,876 --> 01:24:54,751 Next up. 1713 01:24:56,126 --> 01:24:57,001 I'll go. 1714 01:24:57,501 --> 01:25:00,459 ♪ Because I'll never be enough for her ♪ 1715 01:25:00,543 --> 01:25:01,959 ♪ Animal part of me ♪ 1716 01:25:02,043 --> 01:25:04,626 ♪ She never stays too far from me ♪ 1717 01:25:04,709 --> 01:25:07,084 ♪ She tastes like meat She tastes like blood ♪ 1718 01:25:07,168 --> 01:25:08,459 ♪ She tastes so sweet… ♪ 1719 01:25:10,334 --> 01:25:13,251 I wish we could, like, hire people to take them down. 1720 01:25:13,751 --> 01:25:15,334 What, like a fucked-up TaskRabbit? 1721 01:25:15,918 --> 01:25:16,834 Exactly. 1722 01:25:17,959 --> 01:25:21,293 [Eleanor] Listen, was all this a little crazy? Sure. 1723 01:25:21,376 --> 01:25:24,418 But I'm a teenage girl. We're psychopaths. 1724 01:25:25,043 --> 01:25:27,584 After the ring dinner, I decided to call it all off. 1725 01:25:27,668 --> 01:25:30,709 Drea really seemed like she'd changed, and I didn't wanna hurt her. 1726 01:25:30,793 --> 01:25:33,001 She was becoming my friend. 1727 01:25:33,084 --> 01:25:36,418 But after she kamikazed into my birthday party, 1728 01:25:36,501 --> 01:25:39,001 I realized Drea hadn't changed. 1729 01:25:39,084 --> 01:25:41,834 She was the same mean girl I met when I was 13, 1730 01:25:41,918 --> 01:25:45,293 and she deserved everything that was coming for her. 1731 01:25:45,376 --> 01:25:48,376 ♪ She never stays too far from me ♪ 1732 01:25:48,459 --> 01:25:50,584 ♪ She tastes like meat She tastes like blood ♪ 1733 01:25:50,668 --> 01:25:53,001 ♪ She tastes so sweet ♪ 1734 01:25:53,084 --> 01:25:53,959 Mom. 1735 01:25:54,918 --> 01:25:56,168 Hi, friend. 1736 01:25:56,834 --> 01:26:01,001 Oh. I'm sorry. Did you have a tough day? Your mom had an emergency shift, 1737 01:26:01,084 --> 01:26:04,043 and she told me you were gonna be alone for dinner. 1738 01:26:04,126 --> 01:26:07,126 And that felt sad, so I made you dinner. 1739 01:26:08,459 --> 01:26:11,418 You probably poisoned it, Nora. 1740 01:26:11,501 --> 01:26:12,501 [Eleanor] Hmm. 1741 01:26:12,584 --> 01:26:14,626 So, do you remember Erica Norman? 1742 01:26:15,209 --> 01:26:17,334 Of course you do. Well, I follow her on Instagram, 1743 01:26:17,418 --> 01:26:19,751 and she posted the funniest story from rehab today. 1744 01:26:19,834 --> 01:26:21,876 I know that Erica is in rehab with Carissa, 1745 01:26:21,959 --> 01:26:23,584 and you're calling me Nora. 1746 01:26:24,459 --> 01:26:26,543 So, is the cat out of the bag? 1747 01:26:26,626 --> 01:26:27,918 Get out of my house. 1748 01:26:28,668 --> 01:26:30,126 [in singsong] Thought so! 1749 01:26:31,668 --> 01:26:33,959 Oh, sorry. Burned one's for you. 1750 01:26:35,709 --> 01:26:38,209 So, I have some really exciting news. 1751 01:26:38,793 --> 01:26:42,376 This whole thing, everything that we've been doing, 1752 01:26:42,459 --> 01:26:44,293 I've had the upper hand the entire time. 1753 01:26:45,209 --> 01:26:47,376 You made this pretty easy, I gotta say. 1754 01:26:47,459 --> 01:26:48,793 But that's the thing. 1755 01:26:50,126 --> 01:26:52,668 Narcissists are too focused on themselves… 1756 01:26:52,751 --> 01:26:54,459 …to realize they're being played. 1757 01:26:55,834 --> 01:26:56,834 [chuckles] 1758 01:26:56,918 --> 01:26:58,876 You'll never get away with this. 1759 01:26:59,876 --> 01:27:00,751 Nora. 1760 01:27:02,001 --> 01:27:03,209 Coming after me, 1761 01:27:04,126 --> 01:27:06,168 the optics of that aren't great. 1762 01:27:06,918 --> 01:27:10,334 Rich white girl ruins life of scholarship student of color. 1763 01:27:10,418 --> 01:27:12,168 [Eleanor] Oh, you're so dramatic. 1764 01:27:12,251 --> 01:27:13,376 Sit down. 1765 01:27:13,959 --> 01:27:15,334 [tense music plays] 1766 01:27:16,709 --> 01:27:17,876 I'm in charge now. 1767 01:27:25,084 --> 01:27:28,376 You had me destroy Carissa for no reason. 1768 01:27:29,626 --> 01:27:31,001 [scoffs] 1769 01:27:31,084 --> 01:27:33,376 And she said you guys actually liked each other. 1770 01:27:33,459 --> 01:27:35,459 I did like Carissa. 1771 01:27:36,709 --> 01:27:41,668 She was so freaked out when you turned me into a lesbian leper 1772 01:27:41,751 --> 01:27:46,501 that she jumped back into the closet when I needed her most. 1773 01:27:48,793 --> 01:27:52,834 As you well know, rumors are not harmless little comments. 1774 01:27:53,626 --> 01:27:56,043 Somebody says something in person, someone repeats it online, 1775 01:27:56,126 --> 01:27:59,626 and then it just grows and grows and grows until it follows you wherever you are. 1776 01:28:00,834 --> 01:28:01,751 I didn't eat. 1777 01:28:02,959 --> 01:28:04,584 I didn't sleep anymore. 1778 01:28:04,668 --> 01:28:06,501 My parents had to send me to a treatment center. 1779 01:28:06,584 --> 01:28:07,793 It was embarrassing. 1780 01:28:09,209 --> 01:28:10,334 And the worst part 1781 01:28:11,668 --> 01:28:14,834 is you don't even remember doing this to me. 1782 01:28:15,959 --> 01:28:17,459 I told you the entire story, 1783 01:28:17,543 --> 01:28:19,959 and you didn't know I was talking about you. 1784 01:28:22,751 --> 01:28:24,626 What if I had remembered? 1785 01:28:24,709 --> 01:28:26,251 [sighs] 1786 01:28:26,334 --> 01:28:28,251 "What if? What if? What if? What if?" 1787 01:28:28,751 --> 01:28:31,459 I wish more than anything that you had, but you didn't. 1788 01:28:32,293 --> 01:28:33,793 And I knew you wouldn't. 1789 01:28:37,043 --> 01:28:39,001 Where does this game end, Nora? 1790 01:28:40,876 --> 01:28:44,709 I lost Yale. There's literally nothing else you could take away from me. 1791 01:28:44,793 --> 01:28:47,459 [chuckles] I mean, that's simply not true. 1792 01:28:47,543 --> 01:28:50,126 I'm sure you'll get into a perfectly good college. 1793 01:28:50,626 --> 01:28:54,001 I'm gonna make sure that you are stuck with your pain forever 1794 01:28:54,084 --> 01:28:56,543 because I know that I'm stuck with mine. 1795 01:28:57,543 --> 01:29:00,584 It'll be like our very own version of friendship tattoos. 1796 01:29:01,084 --> 01:29:04,751 Except, you know, with trauma. 1797 01:29:07,293 --> 01:29:08,126 Okay. 1798 01:29:08,626 --> 01:29:09,959 So, here's the plan. 1799 01:29:11,959 --> 01:29:14,501 You're gonna get back in with your little friends, 1800 01:29:15,084 --> 01:29:17,043 and you're gonna go to the Admissions Party, 1801 01:29:17,126 --> 01:29:21,084 and you are gonna push them to do the craziest shit they have ever done. 1802 01:29:21,793 --> 01:29:23,376 And when it all gets leaked, 1803 01:29:23,459 --> 01:29:26,251 it'll be traced back to an IP address on your computer. 1804 01:29:26,876 --> 01:29:29,251 They go down. You go down. 1805 01:29:30,001 --> 01:29:31,376 So simple, so fun. 1806 01:29:33,043 --> 01:29:38,626 Except I can't go to the Admissions Party because I didn't get into Yale, remember? 1807 01:29:38,709 --> 01:29:40,834 Give me a break, Drea. 1808 01:29:42,168 --> 01:29:45,918 I mean, I just executed an elaborate revenge plan. 1809 01:29:46,001 --> 01:29:48,959 You think that I can't doctor an admissions email? 1810 01:29:49,043 --> 01:29:50,043 [inhales] 1811 01:29:50,126 --> 01:29:52,001 If you want to ruin me, Nora, 1812 01:29:53,251 --> 01:29:54,084 go ahead. 1813 01:29:55,668 --> 01:29:57,001 I'm not helping you. 1814 01:29:58,001 --> 01:30:01,459 [exhales] I was worried that you might be stubborn about this, 1815 01:30:01,543 --> 01:30:04,543 and got me thinking about your mom. 1816 01:30:05,709 --> 01:30:07,834 I've recently learned that it's incredibly easy 1817 01:30:07,918 --> 01:30:09,876 to frame people for having drugs on them. 1818 01:30:09,959 --> 01:30:11,668 Thanks for that, by the way. 1819 01:30:12,709 --> 01:30:14,043 So, what do you think? 1820 01:30:14,751 --> 01:30:18,084 Aside from the fact that this is all, like, targeting you, 1821 01:30:18,168 --> 01:30:20,084 did I make revenge mommy proud? 1822 01:30:23,751 --> 01:30:25,584 [tense music intensifies] 1823 01:30:27,709 --> 01:30:29,001 Oh, by the way, 1824 01:30:29,584 --> 01:30:31,959 I, uh, told Russ what you did to Carissa. 1825 01:30:33,001 --> 01:30:34,293 [in singsong] Bye. 1826 01:30:37,293 --> 01:30:38,459 Russ? 1827 01:30:38,543 --> 01:30:42,543 Look, I don't know what Eleanor told you, but I promise I can explain. Okay? 1828 01:30:42,626 --> 01:30:43,876 I had no choice. 1829 01:30:43,959 --> 01:30:46,668 The only reason I put drugs in Carissa's dinner 1830 01:30:46,751 --> 01:30:48,084 is because I genuinely thought-- 1831 01:30:48,168 --> 01:30:50,251 [Russ] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Drea, slow down. 1832 01:30:50,334 --> 01:30:53,251 What are you talking about? I haven't talked to Eleanor. 1833 01:30:54,584 --> 01:30:55,543 What? 1834 01:30:55,626 --> 01:30:57,459 -[tires squealing] -[crashing loudly] 1835 01:30:57,543 --> 01:30:58,543 [Russ] Drea? 1836 01:31:00,168 --> 01:31:01,293 [echoes] Drea! 1837 01:31:02,251 --> 01:31:04,251 [siren wailing] 1838 01:31:06,334 --> 01:31:07,834 [echoes] Hello? 1839 01:31:31,834 --> 01:31:33,251 [Drea breathes heavily] 1840 01:31:38,293 --> 01:31:39,126 Hi. 1841 01:31:40,918 --> 01:31:41,918 Hi. 1842 01:31:43,043 --> 01:31:44,418 [Russ] How are you feeling? 1843 01:31:45,668 --> 01:31:46,543 Uh… 1844 01:31:47,668 --> 01:31:49,043 [laughs] 1845 01:31:49,126 --> 01:31:50,001 I'm okay. 1846 01:31:53,001 --> 01:31:53,834 [Drea sighs] 1847 01:31:55,751 --> 01:31:57,793 Did you talk to Eleanor? 1848 01:32:01,709 --> 01:32:02,709 [sighs] 1849 01:32:04,668 --> 01:32:06,876 Look, I don't know what she told you, 1850 01:32:07,668 --> 01:32:10,459 but the revenge thing was just as much her as it was me. 1851 01:32:12,418 --> 01:32:17,168 And I'm sorry about Carissa. I… I thought she hurt Eleanor. 1852 01:32:20,084 --> 01:32:21,418 Turn yourself in. 1853 01:32:26,918 --> 01:32:27,876 [scoffs] 1854 01:32:29,251 --> 01:32:30,084 Right. 1855 01:32:34,084 --> 01:32:35,918 You don't understand. 1856 01:32:37,418 --> 01:32:40,334 Do you know what would happen to me if I turn myself in? 1857 01:32:40,418 --> 01:32:42,459 I'm not Carissa, Russ. 1858 01:32:42,543 --> 01:32:46,126 I'm not just gonna get sent to some glorified spa. 1859 01:32:46,209 --> 01:32:49,334 I am very aware of the differences between you and Carissa, 1860 01:32:49,418 --> 01:32:52,459 but you decided to drug the entire class. 1861 01:32:53,376 --> 01:32:55,834 And those texts on Max's phone… You more than anyone should know 1862 01:32:55,918 --> 01:32:58,501 how violating it is to have your information leaked like that. 1863 01:32:59,001 --> 01:33:00,918 -He deserved it. -[Russ] No, not him. 1864 01:33:01,001 --> 01:33:03,543 All those poor girls you exposed that ended up collateral damage. 1865 01:33:03,626 --> 01:33:05,918 Do you ever think about anyone other than yourself? 1866 01:33:07,418 --> 01:33:08,334 [Russ scoffs] 1867 01:33:09,376 --> 01:33:10,876 I really wanted this to work, 1868 01:33:11,459 --> 01:33:13,084 but it just doesn't. 1869 01:33:17,793 --> 01:33:19,293 Did he just break up with you? 1870 01:33:19,918 --> 01:33:21,626 I'm sorry. That's sad. 1871 01:33:22,626 --> 01:33:23,626 [Drea inhales] 1872 01:33:23,709 --> 01:33:25,209 Do you like this balloon? 1873 01:33:25,293 --> 01:33:27,209 I was deciding between this and Elsa, 1874 01:33:27,293 --> 01:33:29,751 but I kind of thought you weren't an Elsa person. 1875 01:33:30,293 --> 01:33:32,126 Although, you are a frigid bitch. 1876 01:33:32,209 --> 01:33:33,376 [Drea] You're a psycho. 1877 01:33:33,459 --> 01:33:35,209 [Eleanor] It takes one to know one. 1878 01:33:38,043 --> 01:33:40,334 I'm sorry that I hit you with my car. 1879 01:33:40,418 --> 01:33:43,584 I was barely going 20 miles per hour. It was a love tap. 1880 01:33:44,168 --> 01:33:46,043 It was just the last piece of the puzzle. 1881 01:33:46,126 --> 01:33:46,959 Max and them, 1882 01:33:47,043 --> 01:33:49,626 they were never just gonna let you back into their group. 1883 01:33:49,709 --> 01:33:51,751 I needed to give them a reason to. 1884 01:33:54,626 --> 01:33:56,126 And you know… [chuckles] 1885 01:33:57,001 --> 01:33:58,543 …there's nothing vapid people love more 1886 01:33:58,626 --> 01:34:01,001 than making other people's tragedies about them. 1887 01:34:06,001 --> 01:34:07,543 [whispers] Oh, don't cry. 1888 01:34:07,626 --> 01:34:08,543 It's all right. 1889 01:34:08,626 --> 01:34:11,126 ["Happier Than Ever" by Billie Eilish plays] 1890 01:34:11,209 --> 01:34:12,418 [Drea winces] 1891 01:34:12,501 --> 01:34:13,376 Sorry. 1892 01:34:15,918 --> 01:34:17,751 I wish it could have been different. 1893 01:34:20,793 --> 01:34:21,709 Truly. 1894 01:34:23,626 --> 01:34:28,209 ♪ You scared me to death But I'm wasting my breath ♪ 1895 01:34:28,293 --> 01:34:31,709 ♪ 'Cause you only listen To your fucking friends ♪ 1896 01:34:31,793 --> 01:34:34,001 ♪ I don't relate to you ♪ 1897 01:34:36,168 --> 01:34:39,376 ♪ I don't relate to you, no ♪ 1898 01:34:39,459 --> 01:34:43,543 ♪'Cause I'd never treat me this shitty ♪ 1899 01:34:43,626 --> 01:34:47,918 ♪ You made me hate this city ♪ 1900 01:34:48,001 --> 01:34:51,168 ♪ And I don't talk shit about you… ♪ 1901 01:34:51,251 --> 01:34:52,501 [Eleanor] I did it. 1902 01:34:52,584 --> 01:34:54,501 Soon, Drea would be annihilated. 1903 01:34:55,126 --> 01:34:58,293 What should have felt exhilarating just felt rotten. I… I was so lost. 1904 01:34:58,376 --> 01:35:01,751 I barely recognized myself. I mean, look at me. 1905 01:35:02,459 --> 01:35:05,834 I did a costume change after I hit Drea with my car, 1906 01:35:05,918 --> 01:35:08,293 but it was just too late now. 1907 01:35:09,251 --> 01:35:11,543 The only way out was through. 1908 01:35:11,626 --> 01:35:14,459 ♪ And don't try to make me feel bad ♪ 1909 01:35:14,543 --> 01:35:17,209 ♪ I could talk about every time ♪ 1910 01:35:17,293 --> 01:35:19,543 ♪ That you showed up on time ♪ 1911 01:35:19,626 --> 01:35:21,668 ♪ But I'd have an empty line ♪ 1912 01:35:21,751 --> 01:35:22,876 ♪ 'Cause you never did ♪ 1913 01:35:22,959 --> 01:35:25,126 ♪ Never paid any mind ♪ 1914 01:35:25,209 --> 01:35:27,418 ♪ To my mother or friends ♪ 1915 01:35:27,501 --> 01:35:30,501 ♪ So I shut 'em all out for you ♪ 1916 01:35:30,584 --> 01:35:32,793 ♪ 'Cause I was a kid ♪ 1917 01:35:32,876 --> 01:35:33,918 Shut up. 1918 01:35:34,001 --> 01:35:37,668 -[scoffs] -♪ You ruined everything good ♪ 1919 01:35:37,751 --> 01:35:42,168 ♪ Always said you were misunderstood ♪ 1920 01:35:42,751 --> 01:35:47,126 ♪ Made all my moments your own ♪ 1921 01:35:47,209 --> 01:35:54,209 ♪ Just fucking leave me alone ♪ 1922 01:35:56,584 --> 01:35:57,834 [phone chimes] 1923 01:35:57,918 --> 01:35:59,918 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 1924 01:36:12,126 --> 01:36:13,959 [phone chimes] 1925 01:36:32,543 --> 01:36:35,126 ["Happier Than Ever" by Billie Eilish ends] 1926 01:36:44,209 --> 01:36:45,668 [door opens] 1927 01:36:50,793 --> 01:36:52,293 How did you know I'd be here? 1928 01:36:53,334 --> 01:36:54,793 This was our spot. 1929 01:36:54,876 --> 01:36:58,126 I just figured that you should have it this year. 1930 01:36:58,876 --> 01:37:00,084 You needed it more. 1931 01:37:00,668 --> 01:37:01,793 Thank you for that. 1932 01:37:04,376 --> 01:37:05,501 How are you doing? 1933 01:37:06,084 --> 01:37:07,001 I'm great. 1934 01:37:09,126 --> 01:37:10,793 Yeah, I'm having a blast. 1935 01:37:13,251 --> 01:37:14,251 I miss you. 1936 01:37:16,834 --> 01:37:20,293 I made some really bad choices this year. 1937 01:37:21,459 --> 01:37:25,126 I let social politics overcomplicate things 1938 01:37:25,209 --> 01:37:27,376 that should have been extremely simple. 1939 01:37:27,959 --> 01:37:32,209 It shouldn't have taken an accident for me to realize that, and I'm sorry. 1940 01:37:37,043 --> 01:37:37,959 [Tara sighs] 1941 01:37:38,709 --> 01:37:41,959 I know you're gonna tell me to get lost when I say this, but… 1942 01:37:44,334 --> 01:37:46,043 [laughs and sniffles] 1943 01:37:46,126 --> 01:37:47,418 I think you're lucky. 1944 01:37:49,918 --> 01:37:50,876 What? 1945 01:37:51,834 --> 01:37:52,918 You got out. 1946 01:37:55,876 --> 01:37:57,168 You're free, Drea. 1947 01:38:01,668 --> 01:38:04,001 I don't feel free. 1948 01:38:06,918 --> 01:38:08,751 I feel like I got hit by a car. 1949 01:38:10,251 --> 01:38:11,751 Oh, wait. I did. 1950 01:38:15,793 --> 01:38:16,751 I give up. 1951 01:38:17,376 --> 01:38:18,251 I'm done. 1952 01:38:22,376 --> 01:38:25,001 I'm sorry, but no. Nope. 1953 01:38:25,751 --> 01:38:28,834 You're Drea fucking Torres. 1954 01:38:28,918 --> 01:38:32,584 You're the girl who taught me what it means to be an indomitable force. 1955 01:38:32,668 --> 01:38:35,584 I refuse to believe that girl's dead! 1956 01:38:35,668 --> 01:38:36,876 She's not dead. 1957 01:38:38,418 --> 01:38:40,501 Come to the Admissions Party 1958 01:38:40,584 --> 01:38:44,626 and show everybody at Rosehill what a bad bitch looks like. 1959 01:38:47,043 --> 01:38:50,668 ["Dead to Me (Simonyouth Remix)" by Chloe Adams plays] 1960 01:38:51,251 --> 01:38:54,168 ♪ I've been hanging pictures of you On my wall ♪ 1961 01:38:54,751 --> 01:38:57,709 ♪ Drawing crosses on your eyes Like a sinner, oh ♪ 1962 01:38:57,793 --> 01:39:01,418 ♪ I was young And you'd spit venom in my face ♪ 1963 01:39:01,501 --> 01:39:05,626 ♪ You should've known that That would leave a bitter taste ♪ 1964 01:39:05,709 --> 01:39:08,126 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 1965 01:39:08,209 --> 01:39:11,668 ♪ You always see the worst ♪ 1966 01:39:11,751 --> 01:39:13,251 ♪ Ooh-ooh… ♪ 1967 01:39:13,334 --> 01:39:14,918 I have a present for you. 1968 01:39:17,126 --> 01:39:19,001 Is there a camera on that brooch? 1969 01:39:19,084 --> 01:39:19,959 Yeah. 1970 01:39:20,501 --> 01:39:22,793 But it matches your dress, so… 1971 01:39:23,376 --> 01:39:24,626 You're welcome. 1972 01:39:25,168 --> 01:39:26,459 Don't forget, Nora. 1973 01:39:28,334 --> 01:39:29,418 I created you, 1974 01:39:30,501 --> 01:39:33,209 and I can just as easily destroy you. 1975 01:39:33,293 --> 01:39:34,126 ♪ Dead to me ♪ 1976 01:39:35,084 --> 01:39:36,459 ♪ It's a shame ♪ 1977 01:39:36,543 --> 01:39:38,709 ♪ You're to blame ♪ 1978 01:39:38,793 --> 01:39:41,709 [Elliot cheers] Yeah! 1979 01:39:42,751 --> 01:39:46,584 Yo, we got Mayweather… 1980 01:39:46,668 --> 01:39:49,043 Yo, we got Mayweather-Logan part 2.0. 1981 01:39:49,126 --> 01:39:51,459 I'd be very mad if this ends like that. 1982 01:39:52,459 --> 01:39:55,626 ♪ So go be shady ♪ 1983 01:39:55,709 --> 01:39:59,751 ♪ And I'll be the monster That you made me ♪ 1984 01:39:59,834 --> 01:40:02,293 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 1985 01:40:02,376 --> 01:40:05,376 ♪ I'll make your bubble burst ♪ 1986 01:40:05,459 --> 01:40:06,709 ♪ Dead to me ♪ 1987 01:40:12,459 --> 01:40:13,293 ♪ Dead to me ♪ 1988 01:40:18,668 --> 01:40:19,959 ♪ Dead to me ♪ 1989 01:40:21,543 --> 01:40:22,876 ♪ It's a shame ♪ 1990 01:40:22,959 --> 01:40:24,793 ♪ You're to blame ♪ 1991 01:40:24,876 --> 01:40:27,918 ♪ You made the rules But still fucked up your own damn game ♪ 1992 01:40:28,501 --> 01:40:29,918 Does anybody want to do some K? 1993 01:40:30,001 --> 01:40:31,834 -Oh yes. -Gimme. 1994 01:40:31,918 --> 01:40:34,293 Please. Gimme, gimme. [groans] 1995 01:40:34,376 --> 01:40:35,626 -Drea? -I'm good. 1996 01:40:36,334 --> 01:40:38,418 -Come on. Have some. -No, I'm good. 1997 01:40:38,501 --> 01:40:39,876 Come on, Dre. 1998 01:40:40,501 --> 01:40:42,376 Do some K. Don't be a narc. 1999 01:40:46,084 --> 01:40:48,876 You guys, can we all just look at Eleanor right now? 2000 01:40:48,959 --> 01:40:51,001 -You are so pretty. -[Meghan sighs] 2001 01:40:51,084 --> 01:40:52,668 Isn't Eleanor so pretty? 2002 01:40:52,751 --> 01:40:54,251 -[Meghan] Yes. -[Tara] So pretty. 2003 01:40:54,334 --> 01:40:55,626 I love Eleanor. 2004 01:40:55,709 --> 01:40:57,126 [Montana] You're so pretty. 2005 01:40:57,209 --> 01:40:58,501 So do I. 2006 01:41:00,334 --> 01:41:03,209 -Eleanor, you're so bad. -[Tara] Yeah. 2007 01:41:03,293 --> 01:41:05,793 You're gonna hook up with both Broussards? 2008 01:41:06,709 --> 01:41:08,293 I thought you were into Gabbi. 2009 01:41:08,376 --> 01:41:09,251 [Tara] What? 2010 01:41:09,334 --> 01:41:10,918 Do you like my sister? 2011 01:41:11,001 --> 01:41:12,126 No. I… 2012 01:41:13,376 --> 01:41:15,001 -Yeah. -[Tara] Yes! 2013 01:41:15,084 --> 01:41:18,334 -[Meghan] Oh my God! -Classic Eleanor. So full of surprises. 2014 01:41:18,418 --> 01:41:22,709 Did you guys know that Eleanor used to go by Nora, 2015 01:41:22,793 --> 01:41:25,543 and she went to Big Beach Day Camp with Tara and I? 2016 01:41:25,626 --> 01:41:27,251 -Do you remember? -What? 2017 01:41:27,334 --> 01:41:28,918 No? You don't remember? 2018 01:41:30,334 --> 01:41:32,501 Well, I guess she looked a little different. 2019 01:41:33,334 --> 01:41:34,501 Here. 2020 01:41:38,959 --> 01:41:41,043 How about now? Look familiar? 2021 01:41:41,126 --> 01:41:42,084 Oh my God! 2022 01:41:42,168 --> 01:41:44,709 -[Elliot] Oh my God. -We used to call her Nosy Nora? 2023 01:41:44,793 --> 01:41:48,251 -[shrieking] Yes! -Oh my God! Yes! Yes! Nosy Nora! 2024 01:41:48,334 --> 01:41:51,043 -Fuck! That's Nosy Nora? -That's Nosy Nora. 2025 01:41:51,126 --> 01:41:53,334 [Tara] Guys, we shouldn't-- No, we're not-- 2026 01:41:54,668 --> 01:41:56,876 -Eleanor, come back! -[Elliot] Nosy fucking Nora. 2027 01:41:56,959 --> 01:41:58,626 [Montana] No way! I wanna touch it! 2028 01:41:58,709 --> 01:42:01,209 [Elliot] Oh man. Nosy fucking Nora. 2029 01:42:01,293 --> 01:42:04,334 I got a boob job. It's fine, babe. It's all good. 2030 01:42:09,709 --> 01:42:10,668 Eleanor. 2031 01:42:12,001 --> 01:42:14,043 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. 2032 01:42:14,543 --> 01:42:16,751 I really thought I was different than them. 2033 01:42:18,376 --> 01:42:22,543 Every time I did something mean, I told myself, "This isn't me." 2034 01:42:22,626 --> 01:42:24,751 "This is just who I have to be to survive." 2035 01:42:25,834 --> 01:42:27,293 But that was a fucking lie. 2036 01:42:28,043 --> 01:42:30,751 It was just a story I told myself to make myself feel better 2037 01:42:30,834 --> 01:42:32,918 about the fact that I was just a toxic bitch. 2038 01:42:35,168 --> 01:42:38,084 Does any of this make you feel better? Because I'm fucking miserable. 2039 01:42:38,168 --> 01:42:41,334 No, of course I don't feel better. I feel like shit. 2040 01:42:41,418 --> 01:42:42,459 So do I! 2041 01:42:43,959 --> 01:42:44,793 Fuck. 2042 01:42:44,876 --> 01:42:48,709 What are you doing? No, no. Stop it, Drea. Drea, don't! 2043 01:42:49,459 --> 01:42:52,209 None of this is gonna make us feel better, okay? 2044 01:42:52,293 --> 01:42:56,043 We can't erase what we did to each other, but I don't wanna hurt you anymore, 2045 01:42:56,543 --> 01:42:58,168 and I don't think you wanna hurt me either. 2046 01:42:59,459 --> 01:43:02,251 The only times I ever felt happy this year… 2047 01:43:05,209 --> 01:43:06,376 were when I was with you. 2048 01:43:10,834 --> 01:43:12,918 [laughs] 2049 01:43:14,751 --> 01:43:17,043 You might be the only real friend I've ever had. 2050 01:43:17,751 --> 01:43:21,418 And I know this probably means nothing now, but… 2051 01:43:23,418 --> 01:43:26,668 if I could go back in time to when we were kids… 2052 01:43:28,918 --> 01:43:31,501 I would tell you, "You're the coolest person I've ever met." 2053 01:43:31,584 --> 01:43:32,959 [Drea sobs] 2054 01:43:33,043 --> 01:43:34,334 Because you are. 2055 01:43:35,376 --> 01:43:38,251 And I will regret what I did to you forever. 2056 01:43:39,459 --> 01:43:42,126 So, I'm sorry, Eleanor… 2057 01:43:44,126 --> 01:43:45,084 for everything. 2058 01:43:49,876 --> 01:43:50,876 Whoo! 2059 01:43:50,959 --> 01:43:53,584 Wow. [chuckles] 2060 01:43:53,668 --> 01:43:54,668 [sighs] 2061 01:43:54,751 --> 01:43:58,168 What a heartwarming display of female friendship. I'm kvelling. 2062 01:43:58,251 --> 01:44:02,376 Did you just enter doing a slow clap, you cliché piece of shit? 2063 01:44:02,459 --> 01:44:03,834 Oh, I'm a piece of shit? 2064 01:44:04,334 --> 01:44:06,834 Okay. I think you should look in the mirror, Dre. 2065 01:44:06,918 --> 01:44:11,418 'Cause you ladies have been very, very busy this year, haven't you? 2066 01:44:13,584 --> 01:44:14,543 How did you get that? 2067 01:44:14,626 --> 01:44:16,459 You put your phone in a locked bag at my party. 2068 01:44:16,543 --> 01:44:18,293 You didn't think I was gonna look through it? 2069 01:44:18,793 --> 01:44:20,376 You really are the devil. 2070 01:44:21,209 --> 01:44:22,084 Mean. 2071 01:44:23,834 --> 01:44:25,834 It's upsetting that my entrepreneurial spirit 2072 01:44:25,918 --> 01:44:28,834 has to be reduced to such petty name-calling. 2073 01:44:28,918 --> 01:44:31,043 [tense music plays] 2074 01:44:31,126 --> 01:44:33,626 [exhales] But back to you two. 2075 01:44:33,709 --> 01:44:34,668 The texts. 2076 01:44:35,334 --> 01:44:38,376 They're a great read. That was compelling shit. 2077 01:44:38,459 --> 01:44:40,501 So, you two meet, 2078 01:44:41,168 --> 01:44:44,001 and then Drea hatches this plan, but then you come to find out 2079 01:44:44,084 --> 01:44:46,959 that Eleanor's been playing you the entire time? Like… [chuckles] 2080 01:44:47,043 --> 01:44:49,043 …I did not see that coming at all. 2081 01:44:49,126 --> 01:44:51,376 Also, I gotta-- 2082 01:44:51,459 --> 01:44:52,709 Eleanor, I thought we had 2083 01:44:52,793 --> 01:44:54,709 a whole will-they-won't-they thing going on. 2084 01:44:54,793 --> 01:44:56,334 Now I find out you were pretending? 2085 01:44:57,043 --> 01:44:57,876 Sad. 2086 01:44:57,959 --> 01:44:59,959 [Drea] Where are you going with this, Max? 2087 01:45:00,459 --> 01:45:01,834 What's your plan? 2088 01:45:01,918 --> 01:45:02,876 Well… 2089 01:45:04,918 --> 01:45:07,459 I put you through enough. I was just gonna let it all go. 2090 01:45:07,543 --> 01:45:08,459 Really? 2091 01:45:09,918 --> 01:45:11,543 No, not really. 2092 01:45:12,251 --> 01:45:13,709 Why would I do that? I hate you. 2093 01:45:13,793 --> 01:45:16,376 No, I know all your secrets now, 2094 01:45:16,459 --> 01:45:19,293 so I'm gonna use all the resources at my discretion 2095 01:45:19,376 --> 01:45:22,376 to absolutely annihilate the both of you. 2096 01:45:23,584 --> 01:45:24,876 You know how Drea and I met? 2097 01:45:24,959 --> 01:45:27,168 It was on the first day of freshman year. 2098 01:45:27,876 --> 01:45:28,918 I was in the library, 2099 01:45:29,001 --> 01:45:31,459 and I overheard someone just verbally eviscerating a teacher, 2100 01:45:31,543 --> 01:45:33,418 and I just thought, "Who is that?" 2101 01:45:35,126 --> 01:45:36,084 You were no one. 2102 01:45:36,918 --> 01:45:39,084 You were just some transplant scholarship girl 2103 01:45:39,168 --> 01:45:42,459 who looked completely out of place, and I welcomed you into my world. 2104 01:45:42,543 --> 01:45:45,168 And then what did you do? You used me. 2105 01:45:45,751 --> 01:45:48,459 Because no one would've given a shit about you if it wasn't for me, 2106 01:45:48,543 --> 01:45:50,084 and there was no gratitude from you. 2107 01:45:50,168 --> 01:45:52,793 There was no, "Thank you, Max, for making me matter." 2108 01:45:54,168 --> 01:45:56,668 Honestly, that Teen Vogue video was my breaking point. 2109 01:45:58,126 --> 01:46:01,626 Drea, you're a conniving, selfish sociopath 2110 01:46:01,709 --> 01:46:05,334 who just uses everyone around you to get exactly what you want. 2111 01:46:08,251 --> 01:46:09,293 And so am I. 2112 01:46:10,251 --> 01:46:12,001 Which is the source of the problem, 2113 01:46:12,501 --> 01:46:16,709 because… most people, if they met a clone of themselves, 2114 01:46:16,793 --> 01:46:20,293 they would just be elated. But you and I, we would bury it alive. 2115 01:46:20,376 --> 01:46:23,043 [tense music intensifies] 2116 01:46:23,126 --> 01:46:24,876 Which is what I had to do to you. 2117 01:46:27,168 --> 01:46:28,793 So I told you I loved you. 2118 01:46:30,293 --> 01:46:32,084 I got you to make that video. 2119 01:46:34,376 --> 01:46:37,918 And then I sent it to the entire school. 2120 01:46:46,626 --> 01:46:47,959 Was any of it real? 2121 01:46:50,543 --> 01:46:52,209 [mockingly] I don't know. Was it? 2122 01:46:57,793 --> 01:46:58,876 Okay. [sighs] 2123 01:46:59,501 --> 01:47:02,126 I'm gonna go back to my party now and do fucking coke 2124 01:47:02,209 --> 01:47:05,501 off a girl's butthole… or her belly or something. I don't know. 2125 01:47:06,626 --> 01:47:07,501 All right. 2126 01:47:07,584 --> 01:47:09,001 Well, bye, Dre. 2127 01:47:10,626 --> 01:47:11,793 I really will miss you. 2128 01:47:14,668 --> 01:47:15,751 [Max sighs] 2129 01:47:16,751 --> 01:47:18,334 [laughs] 2130 01:47:21,626 --> 01:47:23,168 Why the fuck are you laughing? 2131 01:47:24,334 --> 01:47:27,251 It's called double assurance, sweetie. Look it up. 2132 01:47:28,209 --> 01:47:29,126 We got him. 2133 01:47:31,084 --> 01:47:33,168 Goddamn, do I love you right now. 2134 01:47:33,251 --> 01:47:34,918 -[laughing] -[Eleanor] Oh my God. 2135 01:47:35,001 --> 01:47:36,501 -[sighs] -[Eleanor] Oh. 2136 01:47:36,584 --> 01:47:38,126 So, we're okay? 2137 01:47:38,209 --> 01:47:40,459 Yeah. [sighs] I think so. 2138 01:47:40,543 --> 01:47:42,126 [Eleanor] Drea, I'm so sorry. 2139 01:47:42,209 --> 01:47:45,418 [Drea] No. It's okay. I think we might be fucked-up soulmates. 2140 01:47:46,043 --> 01:47:48,959 I know I said taking him down wouldn't make us feel better, but… 2141 01:47:49,043 --> 01:47:49,918 Oh. 2142 01:47:50,584 --> 01:47:51,751 Let's do revenge. 2143 01:47:51,834 --> 01:47:53,209 -Let's do revenge. -Yeah. 2144 01:47:53,293 --> 01:47:55,959 [both laugh] 2145 01:47:57,043 --> 01:47:58,168 Ooh, baby. 2146 01:47:58,709 --> 01:48:00,084 Lay down, baby. [groans] 2147 01:48:00,709 --> 01:48:03,543 It's been a long night, but you know what? 2148 01:48:04,043 --> 01:48:08,543 You are a very lucky girl. 2149 01:48:08,626 --> 01:48:10,459 [snorting] 2150 01:48:10,543 --> 01:48:11,709 -[sniffs] -[loud thump] 2151 01:48:12,293 --> 01:48:15,084 -[girl 1] Who touched the aux? -[boy 1] What happened to the music? 2152 01:48:15,168 --> 01:48:16,376 [groans] 2153 01:48:17,376 --> 01:48:18,918 Stay here, baby. [sniffs] 2154 01:48:21,168 --> 01:48:22,751 I'll be back, okay? 2155 01:48:22,834 --> 01:48:26,334 You stay there. You lay down, all right? You can have some of that special stuff. 2156 01:48:27,584 --> 01:48:28,418 [boy 2] Yo, Max! 2157 01:48:28,501 --> 01:48:31,084 Hey, you guys stay there, okay? I'll be back. 2158 01:48:31,168 --> 01:48:34,251 Elliot, you better not be putting on your goddamn music again, man. 2159 01:48:34,334 --> 01:48:37,209 ["Praise You" by Fatboy Slim plays] 2160 01:48:39,459 --> 01:48:41,543 [Max] Do you know how Drea and I first met? 2161 01:48:41,626 --> 01:48:43,126 [girl 2] Are you seeing this? 2162 01:48:44,459 --> 01:48:46,834 -[Max] The first day of freshman year. -What is this? 2163 01:48:46,918 --> 01:48:50,209 -[Max] I was in the library. -What is that? Anyone know what this is? 2164 01:48:50,293 --> 01:48:51,418 [Max] …eviscerating a teacher. 2165 01:48:51,501 --> 01:48:54,209 -What's happening? -[Max] …a conniving, selfish sociopath… 2166 01:48:54,293 --> 01:48:55,251 What's going on? 2167 01:48:55,334 --> 01:48:58,126 [Max] …uses everyone around you to get exactly what you want. 2168 01:48:58,209 --> 01:49:01,334 Hey, guys, this is… this is a joke. I don't know what this is. 2169 01:49:01,418 --> 01:49:03,918 But, hey, come on. Get the party going, huh? 2170 01:49:04,001 --> 01:49:06,709 Get a drink, man. Get a drink. Get the music back up. 2171 01:49:06,793 --> 01:49:09,459 -Elliot, where's the remote, man? -I don't know. 2172 01:49:09,543 --> 01:49:11,126 Fucking help me find it! 2173 01:49:11,209 --> 01:49:14,084 Max, baby! Babe, hey, hey! You looking for this? 2174 01:49:14,168 --> 01:49:17,668 Oh my God, baby. Thank you so much. Oh my God. I love you so much. 2175 01:49:17,751 --> 01:49:20,043 -You love me? -Oh my God. Yes, I love you so much. 2176 01:49:20,126 --> 01:49:23,126 -Fuck you, Max. We're over. -Goddamn it. 2177 01:49:23,209 --> 01:49:24,084 Fuck! 2178 01:49:25,834 --> 01:49:26,834 Fuck! 2179 01:49:27,376 --> 01:49:29,293 Say goodbye to your daddy's Senate career. 2180 01:49:29,376 --> 01:49:31,168 -Are you threatening her? -[Max] Fucker! 2181 01:49:31,251 --> 01:49:33,918 -[Meghan] Aw! -What are you doing, you stupid bitch? 2182 01:49:34,001 --> 01:49:35,668 Ooh, I'm just enjoying the show. 2183 01:49:36,293 --> 01:49:39,209 [Max] Guys, this isn't real. This is a joke. 2184 01:49:39,293 --> 01:49:42,126 You guys, you know me. Elliot, tell them. Tell them. 2185 01:49:42,709 --> 01:49:44,209 I think you should leave, man. 2186 01:49:45,334 --> 01:49:47,501 Oh, wow. Fuck you, dude! 2187 01:49:47,584 --> 01:49:49,543 -Step the fuck back. -Fuck you. 2188 01:49:49,626 --> 01:49:52,709 You're fucking nothing without me. You'd all be fucking nothing! 2189 01:49:52,793 --> 01:49:54,876 Guys, you're turning on the wrong person. 2190 01:49:54,959 --> 01:49:57,418 You know, this was Drea and Eleanor. They did this. 2191 01:49:57,501 --> 01:50:00,418 And they also drugged us all at the ring ceremony. It was them. 2192 01:50:00,501 --> 01:50:03,543 They also leaked all my texts on Valentine's Day! It was them! 2193 01:50:03,626 --> 01:50:06,626 It was fucking-- They're psychos! [panting] 2194 01:50:06,709 --> 01:50:09,126 You know, I'm fucking glad I leaked that video. 2195 01:50:09,209 --> 01:50:10,543 [crowd exclaims] 2196 01:50:11,834 --> 01:50:13,084 Careful, Max. 2197 01:50:13,168 --> 01:50:14,918 [Max panting] 2198 01:50:17,126 --> 01:50:19,126 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 2199 01:50:20,709 --> 01:50:22,501 -[boy 3] Bye, loser. -[Max] Move. 2200 01:50:22,584 --> 01:50:25,209 [boy 4] Don't let the patriarchy hit you on the way out. 2201 01:50:25,709 --> 01:50:27,876 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 2202 01:50:43,293 --> 01:50:45,209 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 2203 01:50:47,626 --> 01:50:49,751 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 2204 01:50:51,959 --> 01:50:53,959 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 2205 01:50:56,376 --> 01:50:58,418 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 2206 01:51:00,751 --> 01:51:04,043 ♪ I have to praise you like I should ♪ 2207 01:51:05,168 --> 01:51:07,043 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 2208 01:51:07,126 --> 01:51:08,459 I thought you might like to know 2209 01:51:08,543 --> 01:51:12,209 that Max Broussard has been expelled from Rosehill effective immediately. 2210 01:51:12,293 --> 01:51:13,418 How thrilling. 2211 01:51:14,334 --> 01:51:15,168 Thank you. 2212 01:51:15,251 --> 01:51:19,876 As a result, unsurprisingly, there is a spot open at Yale. 2213 01:51:19,959 --> 01:51:21,668 I can't promise anything, 2214 01:51:21,751 --> 01:51:23,959 but I'd love to make a call on your behalf. 2215 01:51:24,834 --> 01:51:26,376 Wow. [laughs] 2216 01:51:28,459 --> 01:51:29,418 Huh. 2217 01:51:30,834 --> 01:51:35,376 You know, all I ever wanted for as long as I can remember was to get into Yale. 2218 01:51:37,334 --> 01:51:39,126 But right now, in this moment, 2219 01:51:40,626 --> 01:51:42,293 all I can think is… 2220 01:51:44,709 --> 01:51:46,918 who cares? [chuckles] 2221 01:51:47,001 --> 01:51:49,251 I don't wanna be that person anymore. 2222 01:51:49,834 --> 01:51:51,543 May I let you in on a little secret? 2223 01:51:51,626 --> 01:51:53,543 Your whole life, you've been cocooned. 2224 01:51:53,626 --> 01:51:55,001 ["Bitch" by Meredith Brooks plays] 2225 01:51:55,084 --> 01:51:57,959 Everything you've done, everything that's happened to you, 2226 01:51:58,751 --> 01:52:00,459 it's brought you to this moment. 2227 01:52:01,918 --> 01:52:04,459 And now you're a butterfly… [inhales deeply] 2228 01:52:04,543 --> 01:52:08,168 …a beautiful kaleidoscope of trauma and resilience. 2229 01:52:09,043 --> 01:52:11,834 I know it feels like hell, but… [inhales deeply] 2230 01:52:11,918 --> 01:52:15,126 …you are never more alive than when you're 17 years old. 2231 01:52:16,751 --> 01:52:19,001 Fuck figuring out who you're meant to be. 2232 01:52:19,834 --> 01:52:21,293 Stay lost as long as you can. 2233 01:52:22,043 --> 01:52:23,251 [laughs] 2234 01:52:23,334 --> 01:52:25,334 [in singsong] Let's go! 2235 01:52:25,418 --> 01:52:26,834 Let's get out of here. 2236 01:52:26,918 --> 01:52:31,084 Do you think it's, like, totally bonkers that we're missing graduation? 2237 01:52:31,168 --> 01:52:33,376 If by "bonkers," you mean "amazing." 2238 01:52:35,293 --> 01:52:36,876 That is what I mean. 2239 01:52:36,959 --> 01:52:38,834 Also, who says "bonkers" these days? 2240 01:52:39,418 --> 01:52:41,376 Hmm. Cool kids. 2241 01:52:43,834 --> 01:52:45,584 Oh my God. Turn this shit up. 2242 01:52:45,668 --> 01:52:50,418 ♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a lover I'm a child, I'm a mother ♪ 2243 01:52:50,501 --> 01:52:55,459 ♪ I'm a sinner, I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed ♪ 2244 01:52:55,543 --> 01:53:00,418 ♪ I'm your hell, I'm your dream I'm nothing in between ♪ 2245 01:53:00,501 --> 01:53:04,626 ♪ You know you wouldn't want it Any other way ♪ 2246 01:53:04,709 --> 01:53:06,709 ["Bitch" by Meredith Brooks continues] 2247 01:53:28,543 --> 01:53:30,543 ["Bitch" by Meredith Brooks ends] 2248 01:53:31,168 --> 01:53:33,709 ["Dreams" by The Cranberries plays] 2249 01:53:34,751 --> 01:53:35,709 [chuckles] 2250 01:53:41,668 --> 01:53:42,793 Hey, spot thief. 2251 01:53:45,334 --> 01:53:46,584 What's going on here? 2252 01:53:47,168 --> 01:53:48,043 Um, 2253 01:53:48,751 --> 01:53:52,876 I wanted to do something cute, like a grand gesture. 2254 01:53:53,376 --> 01:53:57,543 But, um, I was waiting for you to walk by, and you… you didn't. 2255 01:53:57,626 --> 01:54:00,709 So, I guess I fell asleep. 2256 01:54:00,793 --> 01:54:06,043 So, I told Vice Principal Norris what I did to Carissa. 2257 01:54:07,626 --> 01:54:12,043 Unfortunately, she's still expelled, as she was, you know, growing drugs. 2258 01:54:12,126 --> 01:54:14,834 -[chuckles] -But I did tell him the truth. 2259 01:54:15,876 --> 01:54:17,501 I talked to Drea. 2260 01:54:18,501 --> 01:54:19,459 You did? 2261 01:54:20,168 --> 01:54:22,043 Yeah, she told me everything. 2262 01:54:23,001 --> 01:54:24,293 She did? [sighs] 2263 01:54:25,751 --> 01:54:26,626 Yeah. 2264 01:54:29,834 --> 01:54:32,793 And… I dig it. 2265 01:54:33,584 --> 01:54:34,918 [laughs] 2266 01:54:35,501 --> 01:54:36,918 What are you gonna do now? 2267 01:54:37,876 --> 01:54:41,293 I think… I'm gonna join the Peace Corps. 2268 01:54:42,043 --> 01:54:43,376 -Really? -Yeah. 2269 01:54:43,459 --> 01:54:44,709 Wow. What do they do? 2270 01:54:44,793 --> 01:54:48,293 -Um, you know, they… restore peace. -Mm-hmm. 2271 01:54:48,376 --> 01:54:51,126 And lots of core work, you know, Pilates, yoga. 2272 01:54:51,209 --> 01:54:52,043 Awful. 2273 01:54:54,751 --> 01:54:57,293 ♪ A different way to be ♪ 2274 01:55:01,334 --> 01:55:03,126 [both laugh] 2275 01:55:03,209 --> 01:55:05,709 ♪ Aah, la-ah-la-ah ♪ 2276 01:55:06,626 --> 01:55:08,543 ♪ La-la-la ♪ 2277 01:55:08,626 --> 01:55:10,876 Wait. How did you get in-- 2278 01:55:10,959 --> 01:55:12,626 Shh. Don't worry about it. 2279 01:55:13,209 --> 01:55:16,376 ♪ La-ah-la-ah ♪ 2280 01:55:17,209 --> 01:55:20,334 ♪ I want more ♪ 2281 01:55:20,876 --> 01:55:24,084 ♪ Impossible to ignore ♪ 2282 01:55:24,168 --> 01:55:27,334 -♪ Impossible to ignore… ♪ -[crowd applauds] 2283 01:55:31,543 --> 01:55:32,834 And before I start my share, 2284 01:55:32,918 --> 01:55:35,459 I just wanna thank everyone for this safe space. 2285 01:55:36,918 --> 01:55:38,084 After all I've been through, 2286 01:55:38,168 --> 01:55:42,209 it feels so nice to be part of a community that… really sees me. 2287 01:55:44,876 --> 01:55:46,043 I love you guys. 2288 01:55:46,126 --> 01:55:49,751 ♪ And now I tell you openly ♪ 2289 01:55:49,834 --> 01:55:53,584 ♪ You have my heart so don't hurt me ♪ 2290 01:55:54,126 --> 01:55:57,209 ♪ You're what I couldn't find ♪ 2291 01:56:01,043 --> 01:56:04,334 ♪ A totally amazing mind ♪ 2292 01:56:04,418 --> 01:56:08,293 ♪ So understanding and so kind ♪ 2293 01:56:09,084 --> 01:56:12,084 ♪ You're everything to me ♪ 2294 01:56:16,918 --> 01:56:23,709 ♪ Oh, my life is changing every day ♪ 2295 01:56:24,293 --> 01:56:26,751 ♪ In every possible way ♪ 2296 01:56:31,626 --> 01:56:35,084 ♪ And oh, my dreams ♪ 2297 01:56:35,168 --> 01:56:38,709 ♪ It's never quite as it seems ♪ 2298 01:56:38,793 --> 01:56:41,709 ♪ 'Cause you're a dream to me ♪ 2299 01:56:41,793 --> 01:56:43,793 ♪ Dream to me ♪ 2300 01:57:00,293 --> 01:57:05,126 ♪ Aah, la-ah-la-ah ♪ 2301 01:57:05,209 --> 01:57:08,501 ♪ La-la-la ♪ 2302 01:57:08,584 --> 01:57:12,376 ♪ La-ah-la-ah ♪ 2303 01:57:14,459 --> 01:57:19,793 ♪ Aah, la-ah-la-ah ♪ 2304 01:57:19,876 --> 01:57:23,126 ♪ La-la-la ♪ 2305 01:57:23,209 --> 01:57:26,793 ♪ La-ah-la-ah ♪ 2306 01:57:29,334 --> 01:57:36,084 ♪ Aah, la-ah-la-ah ♪ 2307 01:57:36,168 --> 01:57:41,293 ♪ La-ah-la-ah ♪ 2308 01:57:41,376 --> 01:57:44,043 [upbeat instrumental music plays] 2309 01:58:58,793 --> 01:59:01,459 [upbeat instrumental music ends]